Fubar Blog Posts 4

Maybe I Am Tired
I don't know if I should even be trying to think when I am tired... but I have been nonetheless sitting and thinking.... about what? I have No idea. So does it matter should it matter, am I just too tired to even be rational in my thought process. This has been one of the fastest passing yrs in my life, yet it feels as if this last month is just dragging. I so look forward to 2008, a fresh start, a new beginning, or maybe more of the same shit new year. Maybe it is time for me to just go to bed and see what I feel like when I wake up.

I'm Going To Kill Myself Now.. .lol
->Leigh: welp .. another one bites the dust ->Leigh: are you dead yet? ->Leigh: anti freeze works too if you don't have bleach ->Leigh: wash them down with some bleach! ->Leigh: well so you can still slit your wrist ->Leigh: please! sexyirishm...: i already started takeing pills ->Leigh: can i pick the weapon ->Leigh: uh .. actually yeah sexyirishm...: u happy now sexyirishm...: bye killing my self ->Leigh: lmao how so ? sexyirishm...: i won ->Leigh: you still wanna battle ? ->Leigh: just remember .. you can always come back when you think of better shit sexyirishm...: why ->Leigh: are we done now? sexyirishm...: thanks ->Leigh: no remembrance needed sexyirishm...: no im a ugly one remember ->Leigh: man you are a bright one eh? sexyirishm...: im sorry but u were to god dame rude to me ->Leigh: i mean have you looked at yourself ? ->Leigh: you think cunt offends me? your seriously mistaken hun .. you are just some sad old man that is all pissy because I dismissed

Can I Tie It In A Bow?
Prince: ok fine ->Leigh: well considering the fact I don't have either messenger that would be a negative Prince: ok so dont wanna be msn or yahoo friends ->Leigh: pft .. i was only kidding put it back in your pants child . ->Leigh: what you do is click the little microphone thingy and bam you got a messenger thingy Prince: lol ok as u wish ->Leigh: no its not ->Leigh: you wanna show me your penis .. aww Prince: its difficult here ->Leigh: why .. we are talking just fine on this Prince: u got msn or yahoo ->Leigh: omg .. I'm gunna need to break out the Microscope holy cow .. how the hell can I tie that in a bow Prince: 9.3 inches ->Leigh: wow your penis must be pretty big then .. Prince: lol sure ->Leigh: so its big? can I tie it in a bow? Prince: lol i have ncie one though ->Leigh: if your penis is big Prince: on what ->Leigh: depends on Prince: i am fine thanks wanna be friends ? ->Leigh: good you? Prince: how r u ? ->Leigh: hi Prince: Hello

Always Laughing
I relive it all the time, Always burning in my mind Is there nowhere I can hide? Could I please get some sleep tonight? Anxiety from mental conformity From the face you never see, can you feel my insanity? I scream inside, but it's only in my mind And my hand is on the knife, God there's gotta be a better life I see the blood as it's pouring like a flood But it never seems enough, I've gotta get across to you How I feel......Is this real?.......Are you there?..... I heard you laughing as I Cried in your face, told me that I'm replaced Cause you can't stand the taste of the face that taunts you Held to the floor as he made you a whore Your brother's face you abhor, but it's me that haunts you Tom got the prize, but he'll only find lies Cause behind your blue eyes there's a world he can't see Just like before we all fall to the floor As you settle your score I can hear you laughing....... I'm hiding all the time, secret thoughts you'll never find Lock the door to my

Showing Some Love
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy wh

Time For Xmas Fun
Well, here is me sitting writing few words for my friends and fubar family :D I am going to celebrate Xmas up the Mountains gone for 10 days so behave and I'll bring you some cool pics love you all just one question, pics of me drunk or pics of me snowboarding drunk :D:D:D:D MARRY MARRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF YOU

Let The Drama Begin
So now I can not only see if my friends are on line in my bar tab, but I can also see who they are leaving comments to. Wow, as if things werent bad enough with people getting all upset why I didnt leave a comment for them, or why I left one for so and so, but now they can see who is commenting who. This is going to cause so real drama here. Time to find out who your true friends are and who is just playing games I guess. Lets the games begin!! LOL

Nsfw
Im probably gonna get my account deleted for expressing my thoughts but here goes... Fubar is really starting to loose it's fun and it is sad. I always thought that this site is for adults to have fun, chat, meet new friends. But lately,some of my pics are being tagged as NSFW ( not sure why and i dont think that they are), and im sure a lot of you are getting hit with them as well. Granted, some post regular pics of them selfs,friends, family etc etc, and i think thats awesome to share with the ppl you meet and trust on here, not to mention that you get points for them too...,most post adult oriented pictures, and yes i am one of them, after all, we're all adults here, right?? So why do i feel like i am being censored here? am i the only one who feels this way?? If we are all suppose to be adults here, im sure we've seen private pictures before, and if seeing those things are not your cup of tea, then dont look, simple as that. I am sick and tired of getting FUBARmail from admins/

Question About Profile Comments? What Would Yall Do
question for yall. if you had a friend that you did leave graphics on their page, yet they bitch about it because you didnt leave any typing with it. would you a) never leave another comment on thier page or b) keep doing what your doing and brush it off

I Am The Blood Left Standing
I Am The Blood Left Standing I hear the voice of the Cherokee crying out in the night. I hear the voice of the lone wolf answer. Is this also my plight? On the horizon of many moons, I see the legends and hear them speak. I cry the tears of the Cherokee, they run freely down my cheek. You cannot take back what you have lost... or what has been taken from you. You can only ask the spirits to somehow see you through. For it is written in Cherokee blood spilled upon the land... I am the blood left standing. I hold the future in my hand. I will not crawl or grovel meekly this time. But I will not be denied... that which is mine. My forefather's left the spirits to guide me to this place... perhaps to prove to you I am also part of this human race. So look me in the eye, meet my gaze forthright. I am declaring my heritage, my birth and my right. 'Finder's keepers'. 'Loser's weepers'. I don't subscribe to this rhym

Love Is
Love is patient and kind, love is not jealous or boastful or proud or rude. Love does not demand its own way. Love is not irriable, and it keeps no record of when it has been wronged. It is never glad about injustice but rejoices whenever the truth wins out. Love never gives up, never loses faith, is always hopeful and endures though every circumstance. Love will last forever.

What Sex Style Are You?
What kind of lover are you?BarbaricYou have a wild, fierce, and strong animal-like nature behind your lovemaking and that makes you very passionate. When you find the "one" you can give your whole heart to, you give that and then some! It's true that most people say there's no love behind that much fire but that's quite the opposite. You love who you're with and have no problem slamming them down on the sheets and showing them the time of their life! For this, your lover will respond back with the same animal nature and that will show you how much they love you back! For you, it's rough all the way and always very heated and intense!!!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

My Recent Mumm
seems that the repost from someones mumm turned out that the person was found so i removed the mumm but not before a few people got rude with others about it witch is grammer school people now this subject hits verry close to home for me as i have lost a few freinds exactly the same way i was only trying to help find this person i have had the original poster remove it so it dont happen again just want to say im sorry did not realize she was found

Seeing As How No One Bothers To Read A Profile
I am a 32 year old mother of a perfectly beautiful son.I am only here for friends nothing sexual I am not a prude by any means, just "old-fashioned" when it comes to love, romance and sex! I proudly consider myself to be a monogamous nymphomaniac ;) So if you still haven't caught on... Let me try this approach; NO CYBER. NO CAMMING. NO IM's. NO PHONE SEX. NO MEETINGS. NO FLINGS. DO NOT ask to see my private folder you WILL be ignored ask me repeatedly and YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. Ya'll got that in there? Are my intentions clear to everyone? Good! I have no problem adding friends if you can accept what I wrote above. I am a very nice person. I can be your best friend or worst enemy. I am not a pushover, so I also have no problem REMOVING or Blocking people, if it becomes necessary. Rate me high, rate me low - don't rate me. Won't affect me one way or the other. I realize not everyone will like me for whatever reason. That's fine with me! because the one's that matter already do. N

Lounge Name?
Ok me and a friends thought about starting a lounge, we started with the name PHAT~Pretty Hot & Thick , but really that name isnt settling right with any of us ....so im gonna ask for some suggestions from you all as to a better sounding Lounge name.......and a big thank you for you suggestions

I Am Legend
Went to see this last night. As far as the acting goes, Will Smith bring in yet another credible performance. He is definitely up there with the top actors currently working in hollywood. In this movie he basically has to carry it. His co-star would be his dog Sam. As far as the story goes, think Castaway meets 28 days later. A deadly virus has taken over the planet, and Will Smith's character, Neville is immune and a military doctor working on a cure. Alone in NYC. Visually the movie is cool. There are a couple of plot points that seem to come out of nowhere, but hey, its a movie. I think though, wait for the rental. Other big movies to go see on the big screen.

Running
Running My dogs teach As I watch them run She leads, yet Feels constrained by the leash. He pees to mark His space standing up She covers and doesn’t Understand why she must squat. Each stride joyful Wind pressing their ears Back and smiles imagined Nothing else matters Excitement results In his humping Not knowing He can only shoot blanks Her humping in Frustration More controlling Than satisfying Yet each of my dogs Does what is natural Only motivation Is for time spent with me I learn That territory And controlling only Matters during the run When the run is done We rest Cuddled on the couch Two dogs warm on my chest

I Dont Think I Have Ever Been This Pissed Off With A Member Of Fubar Before
Out of the blue, this little punk started sending me messages last night in the most crude manner last night. I checked his profile and saw that he was 18. From his looks he looks more like 15 so I stated to him that I understand now why he is speaking to me in that manner ... he was a little boy. He comes back and states "Fu*k you bitch!" I told him that you are about to be blocked and he states "Fu*k you bitch!" So... I did. He is now blocked. I then went to his profile and left little comments on some of his pics and for profile comments. To let his little girlfriends what kind of a BOY he really is. Plus he is one of those wanna be gangsta kids who wears his ball cap cockeyed ... a real loser. The pathetic thing is that he has a cute girlfriend in some of his pictures. I even left him a message on some of his pics of he and she that SHE was definitely too good for him. Anyway... I want to save his link so I am going to do it here so I can come back to th

Maybe
Maybe Maybe ... we were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe ... when the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. maybe ... it is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe ... the happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe ... the brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you let go of your past mistakes, failures, and heartaches. Maybe ... you should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and o

Highest Bidder Gets Their Pick Of 1 Of 4 Ser Ladies Up For Auction - Sunday @ 8pm Est
SER LADY AUCTION !! The Highest Bidder will get their Pick of one of the 4 Ladies up for Auction. The remaining 3 "slaves" will be single auctioned afterwards. This Said winner will Own their Special SER Lady for 1 week. The Auction will start on Sunday @ 8pm est till 9pm. The Single Auction will start Immediately afterwards from 9-11pm. Auctioneer will be DJ Kak Tease aka Sexy Britt *half the proceeds will go to supporting the Snake Eyes Lounge, and the other half to the "slave". SO MEN & LADIES get your Fubux Ready Bidding will start at $500 dollars Thank You ~Sexy Britt aka DJ Kak Tease Promoter @ Snake Eyes Radio~ SnakeEyes Radio@ fubar

Rating My Pictures...
Why is it sooo damn hard for some people to hit the freaking little cherry??? I mean, you come to My page, look around (remember I see you!!), you enjoy the pleasure that I am allowing you to see Me and delight on My sexiness... and the least you can do for it in return is to RATE MY PICTURES!! I am not asking for much... It pisses Me off to have to remind you that... the rate system is there for a purpose, I don't care if I am a Rockstar or an Idol or a Ninja or whatever Fubar name they have invented, but I love to see those little alerts popping in My Bar Tab saying that YOU rated My picture... it's the only little thingy you can do for Me after enjoying what I'm giving to you... Be sure that if I look at any of yours, you will get a 10 always from Me even if you are not worth it :).... it's just how I like it. So if you are one of those that only like to look, drool, masturbate just thinking about how sexy and hot I am... fuck!! Now go and rate My stuff and make Me happy

The Legend Of The Chrismas Tree
The Legend Of The Chrismas Tree Perhaps one of the most beloved symbols of Christmas is the Christmas Tree. From the smallest tree propped on a box in a city flat, to the giant decorated Sequoia over 250 feet tall in a National Park, The Christmas tree symbolizes a tradition of joy and life. A tradition that embodies, for most families, the spirit of the season of Christmas tide. The tradition of the Christmas tree actually began long before Christmas itself was observed. In very early times, the green boughs of the evergreens provided hope in the harshness of the winter landscape. People gathered around these to be reassured thst beneath the dead twigs, barren branches and blanket of snow was a living and warm Mother Earth. As time moved on, branches and then whole trees were brought indoors to be a more visible and constant reminder of the life that would return in the Spring. Soon flowers and other meaningful 'ornaments' were added further glorifying the miracle of life.

Yet To Find
only you can build me up what the world has torn me down i can always find your warm presence when it seems no one else is around i constantly find myself dreaming of your touch the way your hands runs gently down my cheek and just the thought of your soft kiss makes me quiver and i suddenly get weak i can still feel your body when wrapped in my arms and i can still sense the smell of your hair but each passing moment that i live without you the more the strings of my heart begin to tear but as we meet again and i gaze into your eyes all my pain and sorrow is put at ease then our bodies embrace withpassion uniting with a warm and gentle squeeze i now know that finding you was my purpose in life there is only one man that fulfills me both in body and mind one man that showers me with these feelings so true there is only one man ill love both now and forever there is only one man for me only you that i have yet to find

Bytches And Fakes
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It's Funny How True This Is
RACISTS? Someone else besides me finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me "Whiteboy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman" and that's OK. But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towelhead, Sand-nigger, camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink you call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET(White Entertainment Television) we'd be Racists. If we had a White Pride Day you would call us racists.

My Son.........................
For those of you who do not already know my son Wee Alan aged 5, He is the apple of my eye and such a funny little boy, Who can make me laugh just by the way he looks at me, He has a condition called Cystic Fibrosis , to which at the moment there is no cure, He has been picked to play the part of Joseph in this years school Nativity play next Friday.......I just had to share the news with all my freinds on Fubar, I am so very proud of him he is such a wonderful little boy......

To The Girl Who Took My Place
To the girl who took my place I hope you know your spot It's unreal how you feel When your all that someones got Yet he cries and tells you lies Then turns it back around on you And though you knew he was untrue Theres just nothing you can do You've been decieved so you leave But he won't let you go You can't breathe When you hear all that you owe And it's so kind how he decides That from now on he'll call the shots So he's free and has the key To all your chains and locks He's in your head He's in your veins He's what's beating in your chest All you can do is cut him off And try to live with whats left Everyday You wonder Will I see him again Where's he at Whose he with Do I cross his mind and when But you don't your the past And he knew it wouldn't last He left with his stuff and moved on pretty fast So heres to you The girl who took my place In a few months the eyes you love Won't even look you in the face

Something You Should Know!!!
THIS IS A PICTURE OF MY BITCH ASS BROTHER WHO IS 29 YEARS OLD AND FUCKING A 16 YEAROLD GIRL. hE IS WALKING AROUND WITH 2 DIFFERENT STD'S AND ONE IS THE LEADING CAUSE TO CERVICAL CANCER. HIS MYSPACE NAME IS C.GIOVANNE BUT DON'T FALL FOR HIS GAMES YOU WILL GET FUCKED OVER BY HIM IN THE END. but on here his name is the 69 KING so watch out ladies http://s201.photobucket.com/albums/aa165/lonniehodges/?action=view¤t=stupidbitch.jpg i NEED FOR ALL MY FRIENDS TO COME AND READ MY NEW BLOG, IT IS VERY IMPORTANT AND PLEASE PASS ON THE INFORMATION.

Rocky Road
So, Amanda and I have almost made it 3 months, which is a real accomplishment for me considering that I travel for work and I\'m only home Friday night through Monday morning. I only see her once a week, if I\'m lucky. She only lives about 30 minutes from me, but I\'m so tired on the weekends that I consider myself lucky that I have the energy to spend a day with her. She\'s worth it, I love spending time with her but things have been a little shaky lately. First, I\'m not the most talkative on the phone--especially after a long day of work. I might tell you about a mishap at work or something random at work but beyond that, I\'m not going to bore you (or anyone else) with the details. Whenever Amanda and I talk on the phone, she does most of the talking. I\'m not complaining about that, I\'m just stating the truth with that. I don\'t typically have a lot to talk about with her. We don\'t share a lot in common musically (except that she wants me to play guitar for her) so I can\'t r

The Reflection Of The Mirror
I wish I had the picture of the woman I wrote this poem about. but I do not know how to add it into the blogs. So I hope every one understands. Also it is still a rough draft of a poem. From the mirrors image a woman's sorrow is reflected, in the gray of day. An Alice in wonderland she is not. But a princess of dreams. Scared of the anguishes of life. By holding The only thing she sees as her life a mirror. A mirror that reflects the sorrow of life. Help she calls, for the ardent of life. In a black and white photo of herself, holding her mirror. the only true reality she has, for life so far. Oh sweet lady of a princess step out of the field. Set down the mirror and throw your arms wide. For ardent life is there right in front of you. All you have to do is see The ardent life with out the mirror's images reflecting it for you princess.The mirror of reflections is just that a reflection of images. They are not reality. So sing out with joy in your heart oh princess.

Shout Outs!!!!
Starting my list of shout outs.. Victoria.. Girl I am glad we met.. you are like a sister to me..... your not only a friend your my family.. love ya to death girl... i will always be here for u..thank you for always being there Mike Bones.. Known you for a while now..you are always there for me.. even if its just to talk.. your really amazing.. i know what u might say but its true.. love you mike.. ur the best and always have a place in my heart

Reighndeer
Making it clear to all here. lol!! Each Reindeer folder has 100 pics. Each pic in the folder needs one RATE, and one COMENT! That is 200 things required for 10,000 fubucks per Reindeer folder. After you complete one folder send me a private message, and I will give you the 10,000 fubucks. Do as many as you want.

Its Been A Bad Year For Me
Well I just need to let this out and thought I would do it here. This year has been one bad for me, I lost my brother in Iraq on May 19,2007, then my mothers step dad passed away Dec 12,2007 and then I find out today that my other grandpa passed away on Dec 13, 2007. They say things come in setts of 3's but a person can really only handle so much if you ask me. This has really sent me over the edge, I dont know where, or what to do anymore. God only gives you what he thinks you can handle or so everyone tells me.. But I dont think I can handle all this in one year!!! I really think I am falling fast! I try to put on a face that dont show the pain I am feeling inside for my kids and my sister.. Anyway I have desided that I am going to spend time trying to pull myself together and see how it works.. I hope everyone can understand .. I do care alot for my friends on here..But my state of mind is not what it should be at this point.. ** When will my pain end??**

Special Delivery
Danielle set down her reading and got up to answer the front door. When she opened it, there was a special delivery courier with a small package in one hand and a clip board in the other. "Special delivery for a Miss D. Steele," he intoned boredly. "I'm Danielle Steele, but I didn't order anything," she replied quizzically. "Well, it's addressed to you, if you don't want it I'll just return it as undeliverable, it's your choice," he answered quickly. "Uh, no, that's all right, I'll take it," she rejoined, "where do I sign?" After scribbling her initials in a box next to her name, the young courier handed her the package and was off her porch and making tracks to his delivery van. Dani closed the door and returned to the den, where upon she sat down and inspected the package. It was cube shaped, about five or six inches square she figured, and there was no return address of any kind on the outside wrapper. She tore off the brown paper and opened the box finding inside a very pretty matc

If You Want To Own Me Please Go To Pic And Bid. This Is What I Am Offering
> Do you want to OWN ME? COME check out what I have to offer and bid if you like! > You must have a verified Salute to bid and all bids welcomed, and might add more if it goes well! > > > Rate and comment every pic during HH > Rate all stash during HH > Add you to my family for a month > Owned by you in my name for one month > Make a permanent blog for the owner of me > A link to your profile on my page > A bulletin stating that you own me > Owned by you salute (NSFW) > Owned by you salute (SFW) Will be my default 2wks > Yahoo add > Yahoo cam 2 times 30 min (SFW) > Hand written letter > personal phone call > Pair of my panties signed > 2 sessions of mic chat with cam > Daily comment from me > you will be my crush for a month > after the month you will be my top friend > > If it goes to 3 month VIP and 30 day blast > > I will pimp you out in my blast. > you will stay in my family > you can rip 5 pics of my choice to have a folder owning me on your page >

December Blues Hitting Hard
I'm just over tired I know But I'm psyching myself out Maybe its the season maybe its cuz my brother and step-mom died this month Or maybe its because I'm alone Not really sure The tears are coming way too easily these days On a whim For no reason But no one sees that Just Charlie, my cat But he gets it And is there for me I feel so gutted Like a wounded animal My heart is empty And I want to feel again But it needs to go both ways This one way street I'm stuck on is dark There is no light No flame No nothing I can't wait for this to be done

Only Need Close To 10,000 Comments To Go
http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=1087743&albumid=695664 go to that link and help me im out of comments i wont be home till like 430 pm tomorrow evening so i could use all your help thank you all that has been helping me along the way i cant thank you enough

Juggalo Hater!!!!
This profile was made up back in Feb by the #1 juggalo hater named PORCH MONKEY!!!! if you are new and dont know who this asshole is please go to your search and type in Porch Monkey and BLOCK HIS ASS!!!!!!! he is the one who is behind all of this. here is all of his fake profiles please block them if you dont want him fucking with you. infant death sucks @ fubar Fagalo Killer @ fubar Silent Death @ fubar Bullseye @ fubar toad stool @ fubar lc @ fubar HERES HIS BITCHES PROFILE TOO SEE WILL RATE YOUR ASS A 1 TOO IF PORCH MONKEY TELLS HER TOO: *~Alice in Wonderland~* @ fubar Reply To Poster | Repost Bulletin! [?] note: it costs 10 fuBucks to repost!

Two Hearts As One
Two hearts as one Time stands still Smiles under the sun Love they feel Together they walk On the shores of life Sharing everything they talk Facing times of strife Good times they share Holding hands Living life with out care As only young can Each other they hold For one must leave Tears of sorrow fall Breaking hearts plead Promises made Time goes by Love remains Hearts cry The day will come When once more together Two hearts as one In love forever

Made A Decision
So I have made a decision that I am no longer going to just settle in my life any more.. This goes for every aspect of my life but most importantly in relationships.. See I have been settling for a while and I am just done doing it.. If I flirt with you it doesnt mean I like you like that necessarily.. If I like you like that I will tell you I am intersted and that means you are not only very beautiful but that we have talked at least enough for me to find some qualities that I like.. But under no circumstance will I settle.. And I wont feel like I am not a priority.. That is a way of settling too.. And there will be no more settling at all..

Men's Thoughts During Love Making
MEN'S THOUGHTS DURING LOVE MAKING *Kissing/Light Petting* What he hopes you're thinking: "Oh, I can't resist: I'm powerless before your seductive ways!" What he's afraid you're thinking: "Garlic breath--ewwww!" *Undressing* What he hopes you're thinking: "My God, look at the size of that!" What he's afraid you're thinking: "My God, look at the size of that!" *Foreplay/Oral Sex* What he hopes you're thinking: "I could worship at the alter of your impressive manhood for hours." What he's afraid you're thinking: "If he doesn't warn me before he cums, I'm going to kill him." *Penetration* What he hopes you're thinking: "You stallion, you're splitting me in half!" What he's afraid you're thinking: "Is it in yet?" *Your Orgasm* What he hopes you're thinking: "Yes, (his name here), yes!" What he's afraid you're thinking: "I deserve an Academy Award for this performance." What he's even more afraid you're thinking: "Yes, (other guy's name here), yes!" *Po

Ky Vet Will Challenge Mcconnell For Senate
Great News! Iraq war veteran Andrew Horne will be challenging the arch-villain Mitch McConnell for his Kentucky Senate seat next fall. Joh Soltz, Co-Founder and Chair of VoteVets.org, wrote the following for the Huffington Post Thursday [see tinyurl dot com slash 2ulq9l]: ***** Jon Soltz One Of Our Own Is Going to Take Down McConnell Posted December 13, 2007 | 11:03 AM (EST) As an Iraq war veteran, today is pretty exciting for me and all the other vets I talk with. Today, one of our own took the first step towards knocking off Senator Mitch McConnell in 2008. Iraq War Veteran Andrew Horne jumped into the race. Andrew Horne, who had to step down as a Senior Advisor to VoteVets.org to run this race, not only has a good shot to beat McConnell, he has a tremendous shot. That's got us Iraq veterans pumped because not only will we have a voice in the Senate that comes from our own ranks, but we're also going to take down the guy who is the single most responsible per

To My Friend "sweet 1" Please Read And Then Shout Me So I Know You Did Thanx I Owe You
please tell your sister i did send what i promised and that i sent her an email and that ill keep my promise to send my twice monthly love notes i truly miss her

Lil Brothers :)
YA GOTTA LOVE THEM ,BUT WHEN THEY GROW UP SOMETIMES YA JUST GOTTA WANT TO KICK THEM IN THEIR ASSES.I KNOW I DO MINE SOMETIMES AND HE KNOWS IT,HE WILL PROBABLY READ IS CAUSE HE HAS A PAGE ON HERE AS WELL.WE WAS TALKIN ON THE PHONE ONE EVENING LAST WEEK AND I SAID I WANDER HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE ME TO GET TO MY NEXT LVL,HE SAID TO ME ILL HAVE TO SAY BY TUESDAY,I HAVE BEEN PLUGGIN AWAY AT IT AS WELL AS GETTIN OTHER THINGS DONE ON HERE THAT I NEED TO.HERE IT IS SUNDAY MORNING AND IM THINKING THAT I MIGHT NOT HAVE IT,IT DONT MATTER TO ME IF I DO OR NOT BUT JUST FOR FUN ID LOVE TO BE ABLE TO GET IT AND SHOW HIM THAT I COULD DO IT :)HEHE ANY HELP WOULD BE LOVED AND FOR SURE RETURNED :) I LOVE MY FAMILIES ON HERE :)

From My Blog On A Differnent Site
2007, it has been an interesting year for me. I have allowed many into private areas of my heart, some, more than others and I even opened areas there that I have never allowed anyone. Please know that if I gave you a hug, a kiss, told you I love you, said I accepted you as you are, or even shared myself physically with you, I did so to share with you a part of myself. I have a great respect for each and everyone of you. I know I have failed some friends and I cannot change the past. I can only say I am sorry...and even then, that may never be enough, especially when it was those friends that helped me keep on keeping on through some rough areas. My pride, my ego, my loss of self, and neediness pushed some away. To them, I say thank you, for without you saying what you said, doing what you did... well... I do hope that perhaps we can rekindle our friendship in the future, I have not given up. From the year 2007, I shall carry memories of loss, love, laughter, stupidity, new

Needing Some Imput
Hello all .. Once again here i am :) ..and im still pumped up about this whole thing im doing with my life .. Right now i could use a little imput as i know a LOT of you know some good tunes .. Im trying to put together a CD for Working out... For walking and for my Yoga ...If anyone has any suggestions please let me know ..This is what ive got so far .. Walking/Cardo Break Stuff ..Limp Bizkit Crawling in my Skin - Linkin Park Numb - Linkin Park Work out Mony Mony ( sp) Billie Idol You Sexy Thing - Hot Chocolate Kung Foo Fighting -Carl Douglas Hey Ya- OutKast Do what you want & Here i go again - Okgo Whenever Wherever - Shakira Footloose - Kenny Loggins I believe Cant Touch this - MC Hammer When I dip - Freak Nasty Bust a Move - Young Mc Baby got back - Sir Mix A lot Toxic - Brittney Spears Boombastic - Shaggy I like to move it - Reel 2 real Yoga nothing as of yet .. Id really appreciate any help ya'll can give me here i want to get

Buffalo Wild Wings!!
This is the second weekend in a row that I have taken my kids to BUFFALO WILD WINGS ... and they really seem to enjoy it so much... We enjoy the Sampler platter which has boneless wings, nachos, onion rings & cheese sticks with our drinks. Then my kids get the Honey barbQ wings , and see who can eat them the quickest...LOL while mommy eats her parmesan ones yummy!! They make a really good MANGO MARGARITA there and is well wth going back for ... Anyone else here like Buffalo Wild WIngs? Just curious...

Xmas Blog
Hope everyone enjoys my twas the night befor christmas pass it on its hella funny!!! 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude. Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa A

Weather
Well what a week this has been.... I would call it the week from hell if it wasn't so cold.....I lost power on Monday and just got it back today... I decided I would not have made a very good pioneer woman.... I am much too prissy and spoiled to have done that.... I have to have my blow dryers, hot baths, and creature comforts.... I can't feel too sorry for myself though because there are still over 100,000 people without power here in Oklahoma.... Some may not have power for another week or two.... So I consider myself lucky when I look it the big picture.... It could always be worse.... You just don't appreciate electricity until you don't have it when you need it.... I for one will always remember the "Great Ice Storm of 2007" I am finally getting warm again.... What a great feeling that is.

Why Am I On Disability?
Long story short?? Cause I'm fricken bonkers!!~LMAO~ Okay so I'm not completely bonkers but I assure you the drive there wouldn't be a long one! I assure you it isn't for the money! $727.00 a month isn't worth faking crazy, for those of you who have made such comments. I am on disability for a list of reasons a few of which include, aghoraphobia, social anxiety disorder, severe anxiety and depression, and bipolar. And since all of my jobs in my life have been people oriented and I no longer deal well with such things they put me on disability. What led to all those things? A lifetime of pretty shitty things, thinking that the best way to deal with them was to push it aside and laugh at life. Oooops I was wrong, and after one extreme event too many I had a nervous breakdown and became all of the above and then some. Although they say that I have had quite a few of those issues before my breakdown, I had learned to hide them and deal because I didn't want to appear needy, o

Away For 3 Weeks Dec, 2007
Going to be gone for Three Weeks starting December 17, 2007 to Jan 11, 2008. Off to Costa Rica for Business and Holiday. I will be getting mail and comming into fubar on Fridays at an Internet Cafe in a remote village in Costa Rica so I will try and answear things then. Keep on Club Faring me. LOL (New phrase).as always all love will be returned, but let me know anyway. MERRY CHRISTMAS Love ya ..::Jewels::..

Need Fu Support
Hi, My name is Charlene and I have a special request for the holidays. Wouldnt it be wonderful for the FU family to actually participate in the reuniting of FU found love. > > My story begins like this. I only joined Cherrytap to find friends. I wasn't looking for love. Well, after awhile and several months I started talking to a guy named Chuck and we instantly hit it off. The more we talked, the more we are interrested in eachother. About four months later he flew 2200 miles to spend his vacation time with me and we fell mad crazy in love with eachother. > > Unfortunately :( we are unable, financially to unite for the holidays to begin, what I feel would be, a Reunited, FUBAR, Home For The Holidays, True Love success story which would be a wonderful theme for FUbar to advertise on it's site. Maybe a new column for, Love connections on Fubar, success Story column. A new fad for this site. Sounds like a really kewl idea. You can start with our story. If interrested please holla bac

Growing Up
Remember when getting high meant swinging at the playground? The worst thing you could get from boys was cooties. Your mom was your hero and dad was the boy you were going to marry. Your worst enemies were your siblings. Race issues were who ran the fastest. War was a card game. The only drug you knew of was cough medicine and wearing skirts didn't mean you were a slut. The only thing that hurt was skinned knees and the only things that can get broken were your toys. Life was simple and care free and we all had this urge to grow up..? As I was basically forced to grow up, I realized everything isn't as easy as a scraped knee. I love my friends and family. I have been through my ups and downs. Struggles through relationships and frights. I've had the drama and the parties, the deaths and births. I've had the tears and the laughs. But what will never go away are the good memories and the scars I have today. But I realized that every good memory I have is from a scar. My mom kicking me ou

How Important Are Looks To You
With a lot of failures in relationships and rejectons from dates it raises the question.. is it really a partners personality the atracts people or is it just all about the looks? I may not be much to look at but there's more to a persons looks like how much they can truly care for someone and how they show their love. Don't get me wrong... if by some miracle i had a beautiful, slim girl ask me on a date then i'd jump straight in there but i still look for inner qualities. So the question begs... what's is more important to you.. looks, or heart???

Barbies Letter To Santa..
Barbie c/o Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CA 90245 Santa Claus North Pole, North Pole December 16, 2007 Dear Santa: Listen you ugly little troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya Santa, but IT'S DEFINITELY PAYBACK TIME! There had better be some changes around here this Christmas, or I'm gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you won't wanna be around to smell it). So, here's my holiday wish list for 2008: Santa: 1. A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a frumpy, oversized sweatshirt. I'm sick of looking like a hooker. How much smaller are these bathing suits gonna get? Do you have any idea what it feels like to have nylon and velcro crawling up your butt? 2. Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. Preferably white. What bonehead at Mattel decided to cheap out and MOLD imit

Why Men Fuck Me Over..
Oh how I can go on and on with this subject.. Ill Label Them.. Subject A: Oh he'll know who the hell he is. You tell me you like me. And you'll "con" me into giving you a chance. You play "asshole" since you've known me(age 19). But then you don't say anything to me.. Till this year. And you still play the asshole card. You act like I don't care. When I care for you as a friend. But you dont want that. It's either all of you. Or nothing at all. Well then I'm taking the road less traveled and staying alone!! You travel BACK and forth to Here From There. I guess you werent that serious about being inlove with me then. Now where you? Subject B: You where ALL about me. When we dated the first time. And then the 2nd time around you sucks. Because you went on this whole "im bi because of you" bullshit.When we broke up 6years ago. Then you cant stop calling me. Or texting me. Guess what I'm not replying. Its an AWESOME guess I want NOTHING to do with you.. And speak of the fucking devi

Tis The Season
It seems every year as the days grow shorter and the nights so long and dark everyone is getting stressed or acting odd or not in their usual manner. Some of the reason is simply the sunlight is a stimulant of endorphins in our brains that keep our moods on an even keel. As the darkness grows many of us actually change our personality because those endorphins are at a low from not enough sunlight. If you are acting in an abnormal manner or have a loved one who is not quite themselves maybe trying or suggesting some of these known remedies can transform you/them back to the real person you know and love so well. Getting out into the sunlight as much as possible during the day or keeping window shades open and allowing as much sunlight to come into the home/office/ workplace as possible. Being in bright lit rooms after dark can help. There are personal head lamps made to beam the light into the eyes. These can be a big help in many cases. Those who celebrate by gift giving t

My Schedule Till 12-26
Ahh, well tomorrow marks the final stretch till Christmas. I will be working from tomorrow till after christmas. Yup 9 days straight.. am gonna be so damn tired. so show me sympathy and show me love :) Oh yes I am working Christmas day too in case you were wondering..

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Im Sorry U Can Put The Blame On Me
Get your player at Mp3Profiles.com i'm sorry if i'm not pretty enough to be "your girl"i'm sorry that i don't want to have sex every minute of the day.i'm sorry that i'm not a playboy bunny so i can act like a pornstar for you.i'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.i'm sorry if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.i'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough.i'm sorry if i'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen.i'm sorry if loving you isn't enough.i'm sorry if being your friend through thick and thin makes no difference.i'm sorry that i try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. but most of all; i'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.

Now--i'm More Confused Than Ever
OK--a few days ago, as u know -i get a message from fubar admin saying they were deleting a photo cause it was 'obscene' or 'nfsw'--by process of elimination--i realize it was my 'salute' photo--THE ONE THE SAME ADMIN APPROVED ON 7/23/2007--LIKE 4 1/2 MONTHS AGO. if it was so obscene-how did it survive for almost 130 days--and why was it deleted then? and the thing that angered me the most is that they ignored me when i requested which photo was obscene--I SO HATE BEING IGNORED so-i take a new salute photo--admin just approved it--in 4 months -will it too be deemed obscene?

32 Wicked Things
1. I am 30 years old but feel 230 most days 2. I don’t like children but yes I do have one son I gave birth to and one that I steal and soothe when I want 3. I went to college for four years obviously just to rack up lots of debt 4. I love my friends more than I do my family 5. I found my soul mate once in the form of a pooch - my lil Zeppelin, he was my soul mate if ever I had one 6. I have no desire to ever be married, hell not sure I ever want another committed relationship at this point 7. I think that stupidity drives people to do even dumber things than they ever thought possible 8. I believe that there are things in life that just can not be forgiven, moved past but never forgiven 9. I don’t believe people when they say the drugs or alcohol made them do it - I firmly believe you only do things that you would do anyway but have found an “out” for 10. I don’t believe in making excuses for behavior no matter what they are - I do what I want and

Single Rose
Without you I’m like a fish out of water Just fighting to survive A puppet without strings limp A flashlight without batteries Lost in the dark I need you Like the moon the sun To shine Like a child it’s mother For love Like a car it’s engine To run Without you I’m like a car without wheels Stationary A tree without it’s leaves Bare A town without it’s people Desolate I love you Like the rain, gentle kisses On our skin Like the sky, deep and vast An endless emotion Like the twittering of birds A delicate sweet harmony Gracing our ears You are What I’ve always wanted Perfect Earth and sea Dark and light The single dew covered rose Growing in the cracked concrete Stretching for the warmth of the sun

More Than Words
More than words ~Tony Martinez You say I'm cute You say I'm a great guy You say I'm sexy You say you love me.... Oh how lovely are the words Oh how easy are the words Is that all you can give Will it ever be More than words Is it that hard Show me I'm cute Show me I'm a great guy Show me I'm sexy Show me you love me Or can it not be More than words

I'd Rather Die Than Fall In Love Again
Tuesday, December 11, 2007 I’d Rather Die than Fall in Love Again! Current mood: forgotten Category: Writing and Poetry © I offer my heart. Your rip it from my chest. Just like the rest. The ache is constant. The pit is hollow. My tears are all that can fill the void! Sorrow and dread... My days to come. I'm completely undone. Tired of trying. Wish for my time of dying. Till then I sit here alone and wait and cry and my soul has died. Body slowly trails the path left behind! (It makes sense to me)

Change This Life
Tuesday, January 16, 2007 Change this life ©®-- I could have been smarter, I could have been prettier, I could be thinner. I should have cleaned more, I should have gotten some sleep, I should have been silent. I would have deserved your love, I would have captured your heart, I would have done anything. I DO NOT EXIST, I AM MARKED UNWORTHY, I AM A BURDEN. Make me your puppet, Make me your partner, Make me wake up!!!

Soul Excavation.
Oh man what a weekend I had Fubee's. Friday night was ok.Stayed in because the weather has been absolute shit here.Met some cool new people and made some new friends. Saturday I spent at my dad's putting up the Christmas decorations.I have come to the realization that he wants his house seen from outer space.He has now 7 of the blowup type decorations on his roof,tons of garlands and bulbs, and at least 1400 strings of lights of various colors and sizes.It took us almosy 18 hours to put it all up. Sunday morning I got called to go DJ at a club here and even though it's not the biggest club in town,it definitely was the rowdiest.I'd like to take credit for that but I just was behind the booth all night trying to figure out why the fucking lights werent doing what I was programming them to do.I saw at least 5 people get arrested for fights and various other problems. Now Im back on Fubar and dumping my 11's on people I deem worthy,mumming and working on more of my art. All

Up For Auction
IT'S CHRISTMAS, AND YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO OWN ME AS CHRISTMAS PRESENTS. YOU CAN HAVE THE BRAGGING RIGHTS TO SAY YOU OWN ME AS A PERSON FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH! WHAT ELSE DO YOU GET? ALL WHAT IS WRITTEN BELOW MY PIC BE THE BIGGEST BLOWOUT ON FUBAR THIS HOLIDAY SEASON! MINIMUM BIDS START AT 200,000 FUBUCKS. ANYTHING LESS WILL BE REMOVED.CLICK ON MY PIC TO BID ON ME, AND PLACE YOUR BID IN THE COMMENTS. IT RUNS UNTIL NEXT SATURDAY, AND THE BIDS WILL CLOSE AT 5 PM FUBAR TIME LET THE GAMES BEGIN! RULES OF ENGAGEMENT: (SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY) PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU BID! 1. NO DRAMA. VIOLATORS WILL BE BLOCKED. 2. THE CONTESTANTS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE ANY BIDDERS. 3. ALL BIDDERS MUST HAVE A VERIFIED SALUTE 4. MINIMUM BID IS 200,000 FUBUCKS, AND THERE IS NO CEILING ON MAXIMUM BIDS. BLASTS, VIPS, HAPPY HOURS, TICKERS, FUBUCKS, ETC. ARE ALL ACCEPTABLE AND ENCOURAGED BIDS. GRAPHICS, SALUTES, PERSONAL PICS, ETC ARE ALSO ENCOURAGED. REAL GIFTS, SUCH AS VACATIONS, DINNER

Dj Raven Lady X
THIS NAUGHTY VIXEN IS HITTEN THE AIRWAVES ... WITH SOME AWESOME TUNES... YOU ARE IN FOR A THRILL... AND ONE HELL OF A GOOD SHOW... BUT YOU'LL ONLY FIND HER AT... COME ON OVER AND LISTEN... AS THIS GIRL PUTS THE TUNES OUT SHE'LL PLAY THE SONGS YOU WANNA HEAR SHE'S THE EVER SO SEXY... ONE OF THE HOTTEST DJ'S ON THE AIR WAVES COME ON OVER AND JOIN HER LISTEN TO SOME TUNES!! CHAT WITH HER... AND... GET TO KNOW SOME OF THE GREATEST PEOPLE YOU'LL EVER MEET ON FUBAR WHERE WE'LL TREAT YOU LIKE FAMILY ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ HERE IS A LIST OF THE AFTERSHOCK RADIO DJ'S ~*~DJ BROWN EYED DAVE (OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (CO-OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ WILL VON~*~ ~*~DJ SQUID LEE~*~ ~*~DJ BRAE (MANAGER & PROMOTIONS)~*~ ~*~DJ SHADOW~*~(CO-MANAGER) ~*~DJ RAVEN LADY X~*~ ~*~DJ DIESEL~*~ ~*~DJ EARTHWALKER~*~ ~*~DJ FLASH~*~ ~*~DJ LOGAN~*~ ~*~DJ SWEETNES

A Warm-teared Blur
A Warm-Teared Blur A golden glow spread over the room, But for months I've not been my best -- An enemy attacks me from within A traitor within my breast. Why can't I look away and stop, And go back to my bottle at home -- Why did I have to follow her 'round To hitch-hike, stow-away and roam? A Civil War is waged inside, I'm happy to see her smile -- But not to be author of those clever lines Has tormented me for more than a while. To what end can this whole thing come, That a warm-teared blur will progress -- From the coast to the plane, will I make a toast, And salute distant shores from Lajes?

Bush Administration Moves To Block Inquiries Into Cia’s Destruction Of Torture Tapes
Bush administration moves to block inquiries into CIA’s destruction of torture tapes go to original By Joe Kay The Bush administration has taken aggressive steps to undermine congressional and judicial inquiries into the CIA’s destruction of videotapes showing the torture of at least two prisoners. The move is only the latest demonstration of the administration’s lawlessness and contempt for democratic and constitutional norms. The tapes in question recorded hundreds of hours of interrogation of two alleged Al Qaeda members, Abu Zubaydah and Abd al-Rahim al-Nashiri, both captured by the CIA in 2002. Among the techniques used on the prisoners was water-boarding, a notorious torture method involving the near-drowning of the prisoner. Earlier this month, CIA director Michael Hayden acknowledged that the intelligence agency had destroyed the tapes in November 2005. Since that admission, it has become clear that the Bush administration and leading congressmen of both parties kn

Announcement
please bare with me but due to the trouble rating profiles, until they get it fixed, im gonna hold off on accpeting friend requests si if it takes me a while to respond i have NOT forgotten you! its just one of the surest ways to make sure i rate and fan all friends if i do it when I accept. Im sure it will be cleared up in no time.In the meantime pics and blogs and stash still work! *hint hint* LOL TTFN, Tina AKA ~Temptress~

People Are Crazy!
So this morning at a busy four way intersection, some guy blew thru his stop sign and stopped dead smack in the middle of said intersection. Two people then climbed out of the back and he takes off ... with the door still open. I didn't think the guy was gonna make it out of the backseat! Then the guy and the girl are standing on the corner watching this jackass take off like a bat out of hell with the back door still open. .......... Things that I shouldn't have to process before my coffee. LOL.

Toilet Paper
Toilet Paper Current mood: crappy Category: Shopping Something you never think about, till you get down to the last sheet.... Lets look at toilet paper, shell we....... Man, are there a lot of brands out there or what...and styles, wow. Ones with quilts, one with pillows...(pillows, i don't want to sleep with the damn stuff) one with stars, one ply, two ply, no ply.....200 sheets, 5000 sheets.(5000 sheets, get out)...makes my head spin.....takes me 20 minutes in the paper isle. Single roll, double roll....triple roll (can't even get that one on the damn roller)...and scent, you want smell, check out your T.P. (before u use it)...you want jasmine, you got it!!!....honeysuckle, right again, flower mist....you get the point.......and color, we got white, blue, green, pink, flowered, stripped....a virtual paint store. maybe it's just me but IDK what color it is as long as my hand dosn't go though it......and versatile, man, this stuff is great...You can write a letter on

Everyone Please Read This!!!!!!
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Christy Date: Dec 17, 2007 5:07 AM ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Kenny Wayne & Cowboy UpDate: Dec 16, 2007 10:26 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Cora RiddleDate: 16 Dec 2007, 17:40Date: Dec 13, 2007 6:17 PMDecember 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support.In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what jessica said:IF ANYONE HAS KIDS MAKE SURE U KEEP THEM WITH U THE WHOLE TIME DON’T GIVE THEM TO ANYONE THAT U DON’T TRUST..... TRUST ME I THOUGHT I TRUSTED JOSH..... BUT NOW AS OF 12-4-07 AT 2:29AM SHE IS GONE.... MY ONE AND ONLY BABY....... AND HE IS GONNA PAY FOR EVER EVEN IF HE GETS OUT OF JAIL SCOTT FREE HE WILL BE DEAD NO

Tragedies Of The Faithless Part 2
That was Wednesday the 21st of December. On Friday, the day before the long Christmas vacation week – and the day before Christy was to leave to go to Louisiana with Darrell to meet his parents – I got another text. I was sitting in someone's office at the time, shooting the breeze, when the message came in. I casually looked at it while discussing my plans for leaving for Missouri on Saturday to visit my wife's family for Christmas. "Do you like the pic?" The texted words enticed. "It's very wet." I didn't need to rush back to my office and pull her latest e-mail up to know what she was talking about. After all, Christy had sent me 4 or 5 such e-mails from her cell phone over the course of our relationship. They always came with an attached picture of her naked pussy, her fingers parting the lips invitingly, wet, open, taken while she was at her desk at work. I wrote back quickly. "Quit fucking with my head and leave me alone. Why don't you send this shit to your boyfriend

Me
This a small poem about fears I used to have: The fear of been Lonely. ME. Questions without answers, “How does it feel when you feel That you are nothing for someone? ” Anger, accidents... The misfortunate always Crawls alone... The stigma you gave me, I wear it with pride, Your eye is always Watching me, I am still here, Crawling, Surviving! I am a loaded gun, Always ready to shoot, Always ready to hurt... But I never do, Because I know How much A wound hurts! Sadness, loneliness... The misfortunate always Dies alone... In the death bed, I’ve seen myself, Yes, I will die alone, I will scream and cry, I will bleed alone... No warm and loving arms Will be around me, No one will care for me! “Why in front of my pain, You remain indifferent and cold? ” The misfortunate always Dies without an answer! And so be it. I am alone………… MRRCP 2007

Omg Stop Already
THIS IS TOO FUCKING FUNNY...WITH ALL THE SHIT IM GOIN THROUGH RIGHT NOW, AND IF YOU READ MY BLOGS YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...IM SICK AND GOD DAMN TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING IM DELETING MY ACCOUNT, AND THEN WHEN EVERYONE RUNS AND BEGS THEM NOT TO, AND THEY GET THHE RATES AND SHIT, THEY STAY..OR THEY JUST MAKE ANOTHER ACCOUNT..IF YOLUR LEAVING, FINE, LEAVE A YAHOO OR SOMETHING SO THOSE THAT WANT TO CAN ACTUALLY GET AHOLD OF YOU, IF NOT, STFU AND LEAVE ALREADY... THE NEXT ONE OF MY FRIENDS THAT I SEE HAVING THAT STATUS, AND YOU DONT, OR DONT HAVE A DAMN GOOD EXCUSE FOR IT, IM DELETING YOU FGOR BEING A LIAR AND A FAKE... GROW UP ALREADY, YOU KNOW HOW MANY SITES I HAVE JUST UP AND LEFT CAUSE I DIDNT LIKE EM?? AND I DIDNT SEND OUT MASS MESSAGES SAYING IM LEAVIN 80 FECKING TIMES... I HAVE TO MANY REAL LIFE PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW TO WORRY ABOUT WHO IM OFFENDING, IF YA DONT LIKE IT, TAKE ME OFF YOUR LIST..OTHERWISE GROW UP, AND DEAL WITH IT.. PS. HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND HAVE A NICE DAY

A Second Page
Upon seeing her perfect naked form I had wished to be a wild-bee, a wild-bee that murmured and hankered up and down as to me she was a lady flower whom’s delicate sweet scent filled the very air that surrounded me. How I earned and craved to taste the sweetest scent that represents the most essential part of femininity. How I wished that very moment to curve upon her with amorous firm legs, spreading hers and taking my will of her. Tasting her delicate pleasure zones till I blessed my buds with the sweetness I was in search for. The thought to hold her tremulous and tight till she was satisfied no matter the physical exertion she placed forth to free herself from my grasp, and no matter her shortness of breath, as I fucked her with my tongue. How aroused my tongue is now thinking so impish of her, recalling the warming comfort of being between her thighs and the sweet syrup of her that flowed sweeter then that from maple trees, and which run freely at my warming breath, my gentle

Surgery
All friends, family and fans. On Wednesday December 19 I will be having surgery. I will be away from Fubar for a little while, depending on how I am feeling during my recovery. I just want each and everyone of you to know how special you are to me. I have met alot of wonderful people on here. I wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!! Hugs, Christine

It's Just Whatever
I closed my eyes, I held my breath. When they opened and i let go, when i was able to breath again, you were still there. I tried to walk away but i couldn't leave. I was unable to turn away. My mind led me in one direction, my heart led me in another. I'm still not sure which path i followed, but it keeps leading me to you. I just close my eyes, hold my breath and when i let go, i've been led to you. "To forget the past is to lose a part of yourself and to remember the past is to live it again. So when does the pain end and the joy begin? When looking at the past doesn't hurt but it teaches you why you are alive."

What Ever Happened To The Short Buses?
SHORT BUS PARKING ONLY!!!! Well as everyone knows, Joker got drunk and drove all the Short Buses in the ocean :( I stayed with them (I couldn't leave them there by themselves). All this time I spent getting them out. After almost a month and $500,000 later they are back on shore and in route to be parked on my page until we can use them again :D. It will give me some time to clean them out (boy they are nasty inside) not from being in the ocean. Those short busers are a bunch of slobs. Jokers beer cans all over by the drivers seat, shady writing all over the place with Lacey's lipstick and Harley's sex toys stuffed in every seat. Oh I can't forget Ancient1's collection of empty condom wrappers. (I wonder what he did with all those things. There had to be thousands :s) No wonder Harley, Alycat, witchie, lacey and the other women tried squeezing in the back seat with him. DAMN! I'm not cleaning that seat :O. If anyone wants to help clean, grab a mop! I could use the help :D After were d

Breathing Slowly
CROSSFADE LYRICS "Breathing Slowly" Who am I to save you, To try and tame you, And now that you are free of me, But next time when you break down, Is it me you'll take down, With you on your knees? So who was I to hurt you, To desert you, When you needed me there, So now that you've learned to hate me, You're finally set free, I fall to my knees, And I'm breathing slowly, Like you said to do when you had lost control, My head spins from God's wind, That carries you away from me, Looks like you got away from me, This time, For good... And since those days have passed me by, I'm in and out of life, The way you used to be, You know I always was the strong one, But now I've come undone, Sweet Release...(come to me) And I'm breathing slowly, Like you said to do when you had lost control, My head spins from God's wind, That carries you away from me, Looks like you got away from me, This time, You got away from me oh yea, You got away for good...

The Perfect Angel I Want (part Two)
Here's the follow up to part one heres a song i wrote and it explains it better its called "Simply" Ive made it so hard on myself turning my back on how you felt seeing a lie that led me on leaving a love that did no wrong thats what it took for me to say that you simply love despite all the stupid things i've done its hard to remember that you simply love even though I know not what ive done I tried to do this all on my own not thinking once of what you've shown all that I've done has blinded me to everything that you have for me I want you to know that i finally see that you simply love despite all the stupid things i've done its hard to remember that you simply love even though I know not what ive done I dont know why i cant understand I dont know why i cant comprehend I dont know why i cant understand that you simply love despite all the stupid things i've done its hard to remember that you simply love even though I know not what ive done you simply love

All I Want.........
This Is A Poem That I Wrote. So Here It Is All I Want.... All I Want is to love you for the rest of my life to wake up every morning with you by myside knowing that no matter what happens I'll be able to come home to your loving arms All I Want is to share everything with you to talk to you about our ideas,our dreams the little things that makes us laugh and the not-so-little-things that we cant help but worry about All I Want is to give you my love as a place were you can always come to for acceptance or the simple comfort that silence brings when things left unspoken can be understood All I Want is to grow old with you to watch our life unfold our dreams one by one come true All I Want is to love you FOREVER

Why Do Guys Cheat?
well ive been dating this guy for over 9months and a few months ago he told me that he had another girlfriend in a different state, well today i went on his myspace to leave him a message and i saw that he had added 3 new pics and they were of his girlfriend that he told me he broke up with for me......i wrote him a message and told him that i guess he choose who he wanted to be with...but it still hurts to find that out...but back to the other girl shes only 15 years old and he is 19 and im 23 so i dont know what to do.....should i talk to him about it or should i break up with him and find me someone better? PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS AND SUGGESTIONS

Just Some Thoughts
Ok so I'm not much of a blogger. But I thought I'd give it a shot. Sometimes it's nice to just put your feelings down on "paper" so to speak. I'm not the most creative writer, but hey...we can't all have skills like that. So these past few weeks have been interesting for me. I've met someone that I've grown really close to. But I constantly worry I'll screw it up. Kinda sad huh? It's so hard...for me at least....to find someone who can see you for the person you truly are. I've dealt with negativity and name calling all my life. But this person seems to be genuine. She really makes me feel special and feel like I am normal, and not just some person everyone makes fun of. Anyway...just wanted to start my first blog off with that. Hopefully things will stay great. I wish all of you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Strangest Weekend Ever!!
Well, here is my weekend....you can be the judge as to how strange it really was..... Friday was awesome...got a hotel room....went swimming and sat in a hot tub....drank a little beer....had a blast....until the people I was with passed out at 9:30 at night leaving me sitting there all bored by myself...LOL. Then Saturday rolls around. It started out good....until my friend calls me...she's stranded about an hour and a half from home and needs me to let her dogs out. So, I got do that. Then I get a frantic call about an hour later....the trailer they were trying to fix fell on her husband's neck. They were going to the hospital. I needed to go back and get her daughter from a friend's house. So, we waited there til they got home....4 HOURS later....UGH. We had wanted to go out so we did....that's when all hell broke loose. This guy was hitting on my friends....my male friends. No big deal....Happens quite a bit around here. Later on, the guy starts hitting on me. So

That's So Annoying.
i hate when people try to "shove" babies in your face. for instance if you come into the office with a baby, those who will want to look will. there's no need to be super loud because you have a child with you. furthermore, hanging around people's desk with said child is not gonna make them look if they never intended to from the beginning. babies. if anyone knows what they look like, it's me. but thanks anyway for practially throwing your kid in my face. *END RANT*

Hi Loves
Just want to say sorry to everyone. Been really sick this past weekend. Have been on and off here but not really on. So dont think I didnt want to talk to any of you. Just was soo sick and blah. Wasn't up for it. Thanks for all the love though! I love you all!! *sigh* sadly I'm still sick but just dont want anyone thinking im ignoring them or anything cause im not! mwah! love yous!!!

Get Help Now
To start this off i have been in an abusive relationship. If you are in one of these relationship,get out now. Physical abuse is not the only abuse there is. There are emotional, physcological and others as well. If you are going thru any of these seek help and get yourself and your kids out, if there are any involved. All states have abuse shelters you and your kids can go to, to get out of it. It is not healthy for you or your kids to stay in it. Think of it this way would you want your kids to grow-up like the abusive spouse, if the answer is no, definitely get out. If anyone that happens to be reading this needs someone to talk to holler at me. If not on my page i will always be in rednecks bar, come hollar at me in there and i will come talk to you. I will try to help all i can to avoid anyone else from goin thru this.

Oklahoma
So this is my first winter in Ok. and boy am I a lucky girl or what!!! We had an ice storm that left us without electric for 4 days!! Trees were crumbling like crazy and I hear that it hasn't been this bad in at least 10 years!! I sure picked a fine time to leave Cali. Then we get things up and working again and IT SNOWS!!! I am glad I bought a coat!! any way Merry X MAS and all that jazz!

She Was Dirty
I knew she was dirty. I knew it from the moment we met. I tried for to avoid her but there was no hope. She wanted me and I could not resist. It was the wednesday before thanksgiving and of course we were the only two in the office that day. She wore a short black skirt and a white top. She was a thick curvy woman and her clothes showed all the good parts. She knew I was avoiding her and she loved it. Around lunch she walked into my office and locked the doors. I acted surprised but I knew what she was up to. She never said a word. All she did was strip down. Her huge 38dd tits bounced as she removed her bra. She walked over to me an bent over ramming her pussy and asshole right into my face. She made me lick, suck and eat both holes until I could barley breathe. I could tell she was about to cum by her breathing. At that point my cock was so hard it hurt to be locked up in my pants. She fell to her knees and took off my pants. My cock was so hard to bounced off my stomach. She reached

The Best Sex Ever
hey people thought i would try out this blog thingy not used to it yet but it has to be as easy as my space maybe just wanted you guys to check out my favorite girly person and show her some love she is new on here jsut really started today show please show her some love and we will retrn the favorsunshine@ fubar also check my baby he gives the best sex ever and hes pretty cool to show him some love also thanks ¢¾ muahpete@ fubar

You Pick
Got the name for the lounge narrowed down to 3 choices(thanks to those that told me what they thought).....is gonna list them , please comment which one you like the best 1.Wildcats BBW Den 2.Club Phat 3.BBWs of Fubar

Falling
So I am confused. I have me someone I like a lot. Its weird, we have only been talking and stuff for a few weeks, but I feel like I have know this man for my entire life. We have such a connection, I can't explain it. And I know he feels the same. He is all I have thought about for the last few days, and he has been at my house non-stop. I should be on top of the world right. I mean I do feel that way, but there is also part of me that feels scared a bit by the idea that I may be getting into a new relationship. He is so sweet to me, and has been nothing but great to me. He really has not had much interaction with the kids yet, but there is time. I know its a little to soon to even be thinking this, but I just can't help this feeling I have. I have not felt this way with any of the other guys I have been "seeing" or what ever you want to call it. Plus, there is also the age diffrence. He is 11 years older then I am. I have never been with some one that much older them me

If Only You Knew
I can't find the words to say To tell you that I feel this way I want you, what can I do To make you want me next to you If you look at me, you'll understand All I want is to hold your hand I've felt this way for so long It hurts me that I don't belong Wanting you is all a dream My heart aches, I want to scream I smile and laugh just thinking about you Together now, I wish it was true I always imagine of your gently touch If only you knew I felt this much If only you could see the love in my eyes Of all those nights, I sat and cried Just look at me, I'm standing here Just call out my name, I'll be there How long the wait, I don't know When the day comes, I'll let it show If only you knew my feelings for you I'll stay, hopefully you'll feel the same way too

Sex!!!!
just imagine when you get home tonight the house is dark except for a lone candle flickering in a distant room. You go to turn on the light switch but a voice calls out from the darkness "don't". So you walk through the darkness toward the candle and the gentle voice. Once you enter the room, you notice our bed is covered in rose petals. Slowlu I emerge from the shadows,completely naked and obviously happy you have arrivedd. You look me up and down,smiling and enjoying what you see. I hold my arms wide open and you melt into me. We kiss and I slowly make my way down your neck removing your top and tossing across the room. Next I kneel Down and slowly remove your pants. You stand there in front of me in only your bra nad panties, I am really enjoying the view, but I need to see more. While kissing all over your body, I unclasp your bra and allow your beautiful breasts to fall free. Then I make my way down to your panties and with sl

Whoring For Points
what is going on with people coming on here and leaving comments and shouts begging for 10 ratings and to be fanned? WHY? if i wanted to be bugged by beggars i would go into the city, any city, and get harassed by the thousands of vagrants that would undoubtedly bug the living shit out of me while i was trying to walk around. is status in this place really that important that people have to come around and find people to bother so that they can be ranked by the "fu" world? get out of the house people, theres a whole world out there beyond that front door, a world waiting for you to come into it so that it can rip off your head and shit down your neck because you dont know how to handle yourself in the real fuckin world. but the fu says im a 10.65, fuck you, your a 3 at best, a 4 if you show your tits.

Frosty The Hitman
Not really a blog but...... Sing along!@#! Frosty the hit man was a evil, psycho soul, with an Uzi and some frag grenades, and a heart as black as coal! Frosty the hit man was a fairy tale they say. He was made of snow, but the children know how he blew them all away. There must have been some magic in those bullets that they found... For when they put them in his gun he began to mow them down. Oh Frosty the hit man was as real as he could be. So he said, "You run, and I'll have some fun! I'll give you 'till the count of three!" He chased them down the streets of town right to a traffic cop. And murdered him in cold blood when he heard him screaming, "STOP!" Frosty the hit man had to run and get away. So he waved good-bye, shouting, "Run and hide! I'll be back again, someday!"

It´s Time... Finally Going Home Tonight
So my friends, I will be offline for a while until I settle in and get a new computer running. In less then 3 hours I go from where I am in Sweden to the airport in Denmark and a long awaited trip back home to the states. So Ill talk to you all later and have a very Merry Christmas from my family to yours. XOXO

I Love You This Much
I love you enough to fight for you,compromise for you and sacrifice myself for you if need be.Enough to miss you incrededibly when we're apart,no matter what length of time it's for and regardless of the distance.Enough to believe in our relationship,to stand by it through the worst of times. to have faith in our strength as a couple, and to never give up on us.Enough to spend the rest of my life with you,be there for you when you need or want me and never,ever want to leave you or live without you. I LOVE YOU THIS MUCH

Chinese Proverbs
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tyred. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one

Wondering Where I Am?
The hard-drive on my laptop crashed...which sent me into a state of sheer panic. Not sure what to do with myself when I'm not online. If all goes well, I should be back online Tuesday evening...in the meantime, I will try to sneak in a few minutes here and there (when I can get the desktop from my daughter- she's just as much an addict as I am). Probably good timing since I got diagnosed with bronchitis today (thanks Ken for urging me to go see the doctor)...best that I get some sleep tonight rather than chat on here most of the night. So, for now, I'm taking some codeine and going to crash for the night. With any luck, I'll chat with my friends tomorrow.

This Guy Really Rocks
Hi friends , I have a new friend and hes so nice and a excellent rater. He's medic cowboy99 Yall go show him some love cause hes real cool . bigoo.ws heres the link to his profile.... cowboy_medic99.. Black Room Family Member@ fubar

My Beautiful Angel
My sweet beautiful angel... sent to me from above. I am so grateful to have found you, and I give all my love. You must have come from heaven, because you have pretty little eyes. When you gaze at me with them, my heart begins to fly. Your sweet angelic voice continuously rings in my ears. With you by my side, there is nothing I fear whenever we are together; you shine with a heavenly glow. Your beautiful angel face raises me up from feeling low. Yes, heaven is missing an angel, because you are here with me. You’re my sweet, beautiful angel, and ill love you for eternity!!

Old Soul
Are You an 'Old Soul ? ? The particular life challenges and destined events that are the hallmark of being an old soul... If you're an old soul you will undoubtedly be giving, caring loving and compassionate - all wonderful attributes that we are taught are the signs of a developed person who cares for others, and the actions that we take that may affect others. The key signs of an old soul · Giving and caring often putting others first · Had a difficult romantic life often with much pain and disappointment · More than likely had a soulmate relationship · Things just seem to happen to you and around you,often becoming very dramatic through the seemingly extreme reactions of others · Events repeat themselves · Have trouble connecting with your family · Somehow know you're different · Have some psychic intuition and 'just knowing'things · Find that you have deeper emotions and passions than most people · People have extreme reactions to y

Only Urself
i know ill probably catch crap about this. say what u want to say but this is my opinion. eventhough ppl have best friends, boyfriends/girlfriends, husbands/wifes etc. that doesnt mean u can fully trust them, does it. i mean think about it, u hear all the time about ppl cheating on each other, abusing one another, friends stabbing eac other in the back etc. the only person u can really trust is urself, unless u simply don't care about urself. in that case, the word trust doesn't mean a damn thing. just a thought to ponder over. if u do decide to trust other than urself, make sure u know what ur doing and who it is ur trusting. have a good evening. DEAD ANGEL

Tuesday
Well my surgery is scheduled for tomorrow, I have to be there at 7:30am. Ive been looking forward to this day but dreading it too. Ive been looking forward to it cause hopefully I will feel better in the long run. Ive been dreading it cause its surgery, they are going to cut my body open and theres no telling what could happen. I have pretty much had nightmares for the past 2 weeks, hopefully after tomorrow that will all be behind me. If Im not able to get on the internet when I come home my friends doughboy and mom will know how Im doing cause they will be the first 2 people that I call when Im capable. Here are the links to their pages if you want to check on how im doing. Doughboy~Bartender for Jens BBW Fortress~Broken Angel's Fuhusband@ fubar ~~Mom~~Broken Hearted BBW@ fubar See Everyone in a couple of days!!!!!

Dealing With My Own Demons...
> In need of two strong arms to hold me, two warm lips to kiss me and a calming voice to tell me "everything will be all right...". > Just feeling a little low , finally got to see the tumor for real.. it is size of walnut ...I thought i had accepted it being real ,but when I saw it on the sonogram, it hit home that it is a part of me that I have to deal with and hope for the best results NO matter what they choose to do to get rid of it... I'm okay ....just tired of all the UNKNOWN factors in this..existence, wondering if life is around the next corner or just more crossroads to have to decide on which direction to go... > Forgive me but just had to get some of it out and you were the ''lucky one'', to ask...Anna

What I Can Offer...
I cannot promise you a lifetime or even a day For my days and yours are bound to others through a lifetime commitment What I can offer is simply...me For whatever amount of time we can steal I offer you laughter for laughter is beauty I offer you honesty for honesty is pure I offer patience for patience is needed to gain trust I offer you sincerity for through my sincerity I will show you my inner being and desires All I ask in return is for you to be honest and open for through your honesty and openness I will receive from you all that I offer........

Loneliness
Have you ever felt utterly and absolutely alone even though you are surrounded by people, friends and family? That's how I feel 24/7. I have people that love and care for me all around me but I feel like I can't confide in anyone. There are only two living things that I can talk to, confide in and trust to keep my deepest darkest secrets and those two creatures are my beloved Basset Hounds, Sneakers and Buster. I try to make friends at every opportunity but it's hard for me to just walk up to someone and start a conversation much less become friends. One person I know can't figure out how I can call people I have met on-line friends and start a relationship with them. I can do it because I don't have to actually talk to them. By using an IM or e-mail I can pick and choose my words carefully. I'm not a social butterfly by any means. I'm the guy you see sitting at the bar ignoring everybody and everything. Sometimes I wonder if I have some form of depression. When I go to wor

Pic Rate
the point of rate pics is for the people in the pics not the people in the bar to say things because of the persons sex rate that is rateing the pic. you should always rate people a ten because that gives them a good filling about there pic and self image. dont be an ass hole be good and good things will come to you in life. if you want to rate the pics of the same sex do it dont think about what people will say about you rating the pic they just do that they are from here true self and true fillings. so stay true to your self not to what every body around you thinks about the matter because all that matter is what you fill about your self. if you live your life for the people around you your not really living life, live life for your self the way you want. thanks steven09

Be Origianal!
For god sakes! How many times can you post new mumms about sex? Does anyone have any real problems? Other then how they should fuck or spit or swallow. Come up with something origianal and grow the fuck up with all the sex themes. For god sakes , use the rest of your fucking brain and talk about something else!

Hit On At Work
Ok so I was at work yesterday which was kewl. I work as a server at a resturant in Huntington Beach. While some know where others have no idea where i work lol. Im sorry Im not gonna tell just anybody where i work. What if they are potential stalkers? I got hit on twice yesterday. That does wonders for a girls ego lol.

I'm Back...
So a Friend of mine the other day said something to Me about My fubar account to which I replied I am NOT on fubar...she said YES You are You just don't get on it. So I went looking and sure enough I created this thing a LONG ASS time ago and well because I have so many other webpages I forgot HA HA! Anyhow I am back and I will try My hardest to stay on TOP of it this time! Since the last time I was on here I lived in Newark, OH and currently I am in Chesapeake, VA living life and loving the fact of being back HOME! Life is great and all that. If there is ANYTHING ya wanna know just ask....

English Voted Down
A VERY SAD STATE OF AFFAIRS 33 Senators Voted Against English as America 's Official Language June 6, 2007 On Wed, 6 Jun 2007 23:35:23 -0500, "Colonel Harry Riley USA ret." wrote: Senators, Your vote against an amendment to the Immigration Bill 1348, to make English America 's official language is astounding. On D-Day no less when we honor those that sacrificed in order to secure the bedrock character and principles of America . I can only surmise your vote reflects a loyalty to illegal aliens. I don't much care where you come from, what your religion is, whether you're black, white or some other color, male or female, democrat, republican or independent, but I do care when you're a United States Senator, representing citizens of America and vote against English as the official language of the United States Your vote reflects betrayal, political surrender, violates your pledge of allegiance, dishonors historical pri

Tis The Season
Yup, it is definitely Christmas week. Kind of like watching for the Groundhog on Groundhog Day, the cookies, candies and pasteries start appearing at work right before Christmas. Just in case the retailers weren't hammering it home enough.

They Have Arrived
Do you think she is sincere? annabel_2love@yahoo.com HELLO How are you today, I hope all is well with you .I am sorry to worry you with my Proposal for a relationship with you, but I know that you will grant my request in good faith and understanding, My name is Annabel, I just went Through your profile I have no options than letting you Know that I am interested in having a relationship with you, I will also like to Know you the more, you can send an email to my email address (annabel_2love@yahoo.com) so that I can send you more details about my self Including my picture. I believe we can move from here. But bear in mind that Love has no colors barrier, no educational back ground barrier, no socio-economic Barrier, religious, language, nationality or distance barrier, the only important Thing there is love. I am waiting for your mail to my email address above. Yours Sincerely Annabel Seems like every single social site I get on has these hustlers eventually inv

Lay Your World On Me
OZZY OSBOURNE LYRICS "Lay Your World On Me" I know you think you're all alone I haven't been there when you've needed me I didn't deserve the love you gave But now I'm telling you I'm here if you need a friend Give me your pain Give me your anger Let me be your rock I can be the pillar of strength that you need I'll help you keep it all together It's better late than never Lay your world on me I can take the weight Don't let it twist you up inside Time never fails to make the heartache stop You've got to let those feelings go I'll give you everything I can if you say the word Give me your pain Give me your anger Let me be your rock I can be the pillar of strength that you need I'll help you keep it all together It's better late than never Lay your world on me I can take the weight We all laugh and we all cry We all hurt the same inside We all fall down and we lose faith in who we really are But if we bend instead of break The choice for us is to

Lunch
So today Dr. Dave asks me… "Have you had your lunch yet?" to which I reply "it just now started… but as to my actual physical lunch no, I have not had lunch yet." I gotta give him props for his answer… "so that means you can have your lunch and eat it too." Hee hee hee, I love it!

Todays Horoscope
Daily Overview for December 18, 2007 Provided by Astrology.com Daily Extended Forecast Quickie: Spend less time with your nose in work, and more time with your head in the clouds. Go figure I am at work.. WORKING LOL

Sibi Rules!
I was outside having a cigarette yesterday when I hear Sibbers, yelling inside. Naturally I assumed her and her brother were either wrestling, torturing Luvy, or just play fighting. I toss the cigarette and walk in to hear her screaming, "I'M A ROCKSTAR! I'M A ROCKSTAR!" LOL Damn that kid makes me proud.

Fubar Maintenance
Ok. I know that periodically Fubar needs to upgrade and do maintenance. Whatever. Fuckin warn me already. Don't just disable shit. That's my fucking opinion. They have the ability to send out notice, I've seen ugly ass babyjesus' notes saying, "Problems, will be fixed soon!" WTF...Is it only when he feels like taking the 20 or so seconds to post it that it gets done?? Respect your members

Weird Sex Laws!!
Just a collection of weird crap I found...I wonder how much of it is either 1) true or B) fabricated or C) false by way of changes in the law In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during theexamination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.!! The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!) To

Tuesda, December 18th - Woo Hoo!
WOO HOO! Praise God! Spent all day in Court with Beate waiting to see my son Lou and find out the outcome of the trumped up charges. To make a LONG story short, he is getting seven years probation and will have two (I believe) felonies on him for the rest of his life. Don't like the felony charges but at least he will be coming home some time today. I am actually waiting for his phone call! We are going to have a pizza party ... wanna come? Hallelujah!!!!

Erotic Story Made For Me
This was written for Me... by a charming gentleman.. who has Me very interested. Enjoy. I’m sitting home alone at my computer when I hear a key slide into my front door lock & the latch turn. I’m momentarily startled & then pleasantly surprised. I wasn’t expecting you. Smiling & leaping to my feet I blurt out, “Wonderful to see you, Madame. How was work?” “Don’t ask,” you reply curtly. “Come.” Immediately I move to comply, following behind you as you seat yourself on my leather couch. I kneel before you, hands clasped behind my back. “At your feet, Madame.” “That would be a good place to start,” you say, bringing the tip of one of your shiny, black heels up under my chin & giving me a playful little nudge. Feeling my arousal beginning to grow, I grasp your outstretched nylon-stockinged ankle & kiss your knee. Working my way slowly down your leg, I gently slip your shoe off. Kissing softly, gently your ankle, the top of your foot, and the tips of your toes. Loving th

I Took This From A Friend... I Think He Was Reading My Mind!
I took this from a friend... I think he was reading my mind! when you find someone that can make you smile just from a word or just by hearing their voice does it mean that they are the right person for you? that even when you might not be with that person it's still the thought of them that brings happiness to your day. what if one day everything you thought about them changed into everything you hated? that even the thought of their named sickened you to the point of no return? could you just let go and walk away as if nothing ever happened between the both of you? as if love was a non existant matter in life and you would never even acknowledge it ever happened? that my friend is what i would like to think of as good sportsmanship. i'll tell you everything you want to hear just to get you too shut your mouth for a little while. do i call you? do i care? dilligaf? maybe one day i'll find the right one-until then though...love the game

Ten Thoughts To Ponder As 2007 Ends
#10. Life is sexually tranmitted #9. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. #8. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. #7. Give a person a fish you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. #6. Some people are like a Slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. #5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in a hospital dying of nothing. #4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. it pays no attiention to Criticism. #3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? #2. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. and the #1. We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-diease is located among millions and millions of c

Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- - Jingle Bells,! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle

All I Want For Christmas...
So my lovely little love muffins the holidays have a tenancy to make the Wicked bird depressed because let's face it I'm a lonely bitch. I mean I have friends and I have a long distance lover but sometimes you just want someone sitting at home under the tree waiting for you wearing only a cock ring. Hmmmmmm now there is what I call a tree skirt. Or someone to buy you the hot holiday lingerie, and you slip them a little blue pill in their peppermint martini, so they think your really just that hot. Or maybe you just want to NOT sit here night after night drinking a couple glasses of red wine fubaring your life away. I mean getting drunk by yourself can only get as fun as playing with hand puppets and drunk dialing embarrassments…unless your me and then it can get all kinds of crazy, in the corner, on the kitchen floor, when you have a jar of fluff (marshmallow cream)and a camera. Now if only I had some reindeer? Something(other than Trent Reznor, a cock ring, and marshmallow fluff

Fear
I have been contemplating letting of of fear and living in the moment. This past April I traveled alone across the United States, through the Yukon and into Alaska in a brand new company van and believed that I had conquered alot of my fears. I traveled across icy mountain passes in a snow storm. My body was so tense I thought it would crack into pieces, my hands turning white, tightly gripping the steering wheel. I am a southeast Texas girl that is totally unfamiliar with snow and ice and I have a huge fear of heights, especially mountain roads with life threatening cliffs to slide off of! I literally kissed the ground when I safely arrived at the bottom of that mountain and believed I could do anything after making it through that! But the holidays have brought on a new set of fears. I lost both my mom and dad in the last couple of years and so I have very little family left. Christmas activities really bring up all the wonderful memories of holidays past, but they also bring up th

Him-join Me In Death
"Join Me In Death" Baby join me in death Baby join me in death Baby join me in death We are so young our lives have just begun but already we're considering escape from this world and we've waited for so long for this moment to come we're so anxious to be together together in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death Won't you die Baby join me in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death This world is a cruel place and we're here only to lose so before life tears us apart let death bless me with you Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death Won't you die Baby join me in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death this life ain't worth living this life ain't worth living this life ain't worth living this life ain't worth living Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death Won't you die Baby join me in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death Baby

Dj Shadow
YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THIS DJ.. MAY BE LURKING AROUND... YOU WILL ALWAYS FIND HIM... HIDING IN THE BACKGROUND... BUT YOU'LL ONLY FIND HIM AT... IS HE AWAKE??... OR IS HE ASLEEP?!? WELL IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER!! BECAUSE YOU'LL ALWAYS KNOW... WHEN HE'S SPINNIN THE VINYL... HE PUTS ON AN AWESOME SHOW... EVERY SATURDAY AND SUNDAY MORNING... FROM 1AM - 7AM MST... HE'S CLASSY... NEVER SASSY!!!... AND... ALWAYS AROUND WHEN YOU NEED HIM... SO COME ON IN TO AFTERSHOCK AND SAY HELLO.. GET TO KNOW SOME OF THE GREATEST PEOPLE YOU'LL EVER MEET ON FUBAR WHERE WE'LL TREAT YOU LIKE FAMILY ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ HERE IS A LIST OF THE AFTERSHOCK RADIO DJ'S ~*~DJ BROWN EYED DAVE (OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (CO-OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ BRAE (CO-MANAGER & PROMOTIONS)~*~ ~*~DJ SHADOW~*~(CO-MANAGER) ~*~DJ EARTHWALKER~*~(Lead DJ) ~*~DJ WILL VO

Erotic Lust ,just Fantasy,
An Erotic Story of Lust: The Great Lord Wolf was on the Prowl.He finally had a hankering for Fresh Meat of the 2 legged kind.It was time to exspell all his troubles into the womb of a human.It was time to feel alive again,to remember what it felt like to transform into human. The Moon was perfect he could transform without no ill effects.The desire was so deep,he could smell the vibrance,could taste aroma of that hot sexy gal in the black nitie.It was time to walk like a man,to fuck like a man,to eat pussy like a man. He had just watched the Husband go to work.Many hrs of injoyable lust awaited him.He knocked on the door,there she was so Vibrant an alive.He had to have her,he had to taste,he had to Kiss her,his Desire was to over powering now.She open'd the door may I help u Hansom?Yes m'Lady he says,I have been away for many Moons.An I desire to make Love to a Women,she smiled an at that moment.He reached out drew her to him,There Hot Mouths met as one.Her hands were gropin

My Heart
I can’t give anymore to you. I’ve given and given and given. You’ve used me up and there’s nothing left. Not for you. Not for me. Not for anyone. In a year I’ve given you my heart, my time, my patience, my support, my strength, my money, my life. I have nothing to show for myself. I have no real boyfriend because you won’t commit to me. I haven’t even seen in you 5 months despite you spending 5 or 6 days a week at a job that is less than 30 miles from my home. Sure we talk just about daily but when I have what you consider a moment of weakness and I ask you to tell me you love me and that I’m important to you the only response that you can muster is “I hate it that you are so insecure”. There’s nothing insecure about me. I just want to make sure that you’ve given your heart just as I’ve given mine. You have something that’s mine. It’s clear that you never really gave yours to me. I think that it’s time that we exchange goods. Wait, it’s just my heart that ne

Stupid People
hate people that say there gonna do something and turn around and don't do it i use to be like that to but i have grown up if i wanna do something i'm gonna go do it and not give a fuck what people think i even lost a good women cause i held back you don't realize what you have till it's gone then it's to late to do anything about it all you can think about about is what you had people say grow the fuck up and move on which is true for some things but not all so don't let time pass you bye but live it to the fullest

Sex Bulletins???
WHAT.THE.HELL?! What's with these bulletins advertising the need to get laid? Get off the damn computer and go to a party, a bar, hell even church! You have a greater chance of finding someone if you leave your house! FYI: if you're that pathetic that you need to put out an APB for the pussy, you WILL get deleted and blocked. REL

Some People Need To Take Their Medicine...
This evening I was rating, commenting, adding stash, accepting friend requests, (requesting some myself), but last I knew that's what you do on this site, it's all for fun...so I thought. A comment was made on my profile pic, I thanked the individual, rated and commented on this 40YR OLD MAN FROM CANADA, then moved on to doing somthing else, well he saw that I was viewing and rating and commenting on other's profiles, pics, and whatever he decided that I wasn't giving him enough attention and here a partial of the convo that took place between us, I actually found it rather amusing that this grown man actually got mad because I wasn't giving him the attention he thought I ought to have given him....WTF! THIS IS THE INTERNET, IT'S NOT LIKE ANY OF US ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO MEET!!. so those of you who read this and view the conversation between me and this individual, hope you get a chuckle like I did, it was just too much for me to not share....by the way he was reported. DOO

My 12 Days Of Christmas
My 12 days of Christmas On the first day of Christmas my true love got for me On the second day of Christmas my true love got for me On the third day of Christmas my true love got for me On the forth day of Christmas my true love got for me On the fifth day of Christmas my true love got for me On the sixth day of Christmas my true love got for me On the seventh day of Christmas my true love got for me On the eighth day of Christmas my true love got for me On the ninth day of Christmas my true love got for me On the tenth day of Christmas my true love got for me On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love got for me On the twelve th day of Christmas my true love got for me All I want for Christmas is a true love.

Santa Can't Bring Me What I Want
Two years ago this December 24th my step brother was coming home from working overtime on 3rd shift. He had the right-a-way in a left hand turn when his car was struck by another vehicle, on the driver side at 8:53 am, who had decided to run a yellow light that had just turned red at the top of the hill. Unfortunately the man couldn't see my step brother from the opposite side of the hill and didn't think about a car even being there. When I arrived at the scene I was allowed to ask him why he had run the light, why not wait just a minute and the man replied "I didn't buy my daughter everything she wanted." He was charged with manslaughter but 6 months later he was released from prison with the felony on his record. The man did come back and offer us a settlement but we refused because no amount of money could bring back a brother, a son, a father, and a friend. Please take the time to realize that presents can be replaced but people can not. Don't get caught up in the Holiday rush

Is It Love?
1. Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing? and your voice caught within your chest? it isn't love, it's like. 2. You can't keep your hand off them, am I right? it isn't love, it's lust 3. Do you want them because you know they're there? it isn't love, it's loneliness 4. Are you there because it's what everyone wants? it isn't love, its loyalty 5. Do you stay for their confessions of love, because you don't want to hurt them? it isn't love, its pity 6. Are you there because they kissed you, or held your hand? it isn't love, it's lack of confidence 7. Do you belong to them because their sight makes your heart skip a beat? it isn't love, it's infatuation 8. Are you willing to give up all your favorite things for their sake? it isn't love, it's charity 9. Do you pardon their faults because you care about them? it isn't love, it's friendship 10. Do you accept their faults because it's part of who they are? then it's love 11. Do you cry for their pain, even when they

I Saw This And Just Thought It Was Great...
I Think That What The Men And Women Of The Military Have Done, Are Doing, And Will Continue To Do For This Country Is Amazing, Honorable, Courageous, And They ALL Deserve Respect, Appreciation, And A Warm And Sincere "Thank You".

Just Thoughts
As we travl along this road we call life, obstacles are thrown in our path - some small, some large, some even seem unmountable at the time. But, things happen for a reason, at times its hard to see what that reason is. The same as people enter your life for a reason. Today is a gift to put wrong what we did yesterday, so we dont make the same mistakes tomorrow. Whatever we do or say yesterday can never be taken back. Yesterday is History, Today is the future. If you have someone special in your life tell them now, dont wait till tomorrow, as tomorrow never comes "If Tomorrow Never Comes" Sometimes late at night I lie awake and watch her sleeping She's lost in peaceful dreams So I turn out the lights and lay there in the dark And the thought crosses my mind If I never wake up in the morning Would she ever doubt the way I feel About her in my heart If tomorrow never comes Will she know how much I loved her Did I try in every way to show her every day That

No More..
No more.. I sit here thinkin as tears run down my cheeks, is love really out there is it really for me..? Sometimes it hurts to even wanna speak.. of love so endless, can this really be..? Each day i awaken to my broken heart.. I wonder where it all went wrong.. No more letting myself fall apart.. I gotta be strong.. So before i find my one true love, I must first let my heart restore.. Each day i grow smarter n pray to the Lord above.. For my broken heart, that shall be no more.. By: Me..

Intro
so i have been thinking on this subject for most of my life. vanity. and how we most of us strive towards it in some measure. i think i may turn this into a series. because it is my hope that it may become a conversation, not only with myself but those who take the time to respond and throw in their 2 cents. looks. attractiveness. beauty. how important are they in a relationship? should it be inner beauty or do we rely on outer beauty too much? the idea of committment and the pursuit of the next best(better)thing is something i will also touch upon, because in my opinion, i think it is more detrimental to a relationship than looks. confidence? where does it come into play? and shouldn't self respect follow along fairly closely somehow? i ask that if you read these blogs that you comment on them as well, share with me your experience and your opinion. show me how i may be misguided or by some miracle i have a clue about the whole matter. thank you m

So This One Time....
......i was on the phone with Rubay last night and we were bsing as usual. then it got to something we usually mess around about. anyway she said the best thing ever to me. "Let's see, I don't want you talking to.... oh wait, I don't care!" I laughed at that for hours. :D Ruby Rocks. Out Loud.

Attitude, After All, Is Everything
READ THIS. LET IT REALLY SINK IN. THEN CHOOSE. John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!" He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having a bad day, John was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation. Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up and asked him, "I don't get it!" You can't be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?" He replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood or you can choose to be in a bad mood. I choose to be in a good mood." Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it. Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their

Dec 19, 2007
From: ~`*-._Lacie_.-*`~ ~`*-._Lac.. myspace.com/laciegizzy Date: Dec 19, 2007 4:33 PM Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [ ? ] Subject: RE: No Subject Body: You can't be proud of something that you had nothing to do with but DNA. For real....you saw her one fucking time! That's it! She doesn't mean anything to you Eric. So stop acting like you wanna be a man and step up now. You went about this whole thing the wrong way for this whole time now. Isn't it enough that you haven't been here? And have done nothing but make my life harder? And the things you've done? I mean...come on Eric! You've done nothing right....nothing. And you wouldn't have rights if you signed? LMFAO whatever! How DARE you call her your angel! How DARE you act like you had a part in this. You saw her the day she was born. And you touched my stomach once. I called to have you come to the Dr. and you fucking "passed out" @ 4:15PM? Whatever! LoL. And you wanna be a dad? RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! I gave you opp

On The Road
Ok, so its 50 years since the publication of On the Road by jack Kerouac, which in my mind was one of the greatest novels of the last century. Not only did it start the whole Beat Generation with the Beatniks and hippies that followed, but it was also that the youth of the world really stood up and where noticed by the wider society as a whole. However it does sadden me that the message of the book seems to have been lost of millions of people. Most people seem to go ‘yeah, its great, loads of drug taking and sex and dropping out of main stream society’, but to me that’s not really the point the book is trying to make. It’s about the journey of self discovery, and looking for something spiritual or fulfilling in your life. It’s about making the decisions in your life the way you want to and not settling for what is expected of you. It’s about challenging society’s expectations and following dreams. Its about seeing the good in people, and the bad in society. I think from reading

Omg Not My Mom Too!
Hey ya'll we finally talked my mom into joining fubar. Took a year, but we did it. Told her how wonderful you all are and how you all would add her and show her respect. She's an awesome woman that loves to chat. She's still kinda new at the whole internet thing so please be kind and gentle to her. LOL! She's a fun loving woman with a huge heart. So go on and welcome her to fubar. Fan, add and rate her. Happy Holidays Bright Eyed Angel@ fubar This pimpout brought to you by her daughters: IRISH SWEETHEART~*DIRTY SOUTH CREW*~CLUB F.A.R.~THE SISTERHOOD~@ fubar ~Serene~ with BIG hugs ..@ fubar

Twas The Night Before Christmas (with A Twist On It)
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better. Those a**holes from the IRS sent me a letter. They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny, who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits. They want the impossible--Those mean little shits. I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds. Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads. I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flying through the ai

The Boy Joke
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire. "Hey kid!" the farmer says. "Where ya goin' with that wire?" "Well," the kid drawls, "this here ain't just any ol' wire, this here's chicken wire -- I'm fixin' to catch me some chickens!" "You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. He comes back at the end of the day and sure enough, he's got a whole mess of chickens caught in his chicken wire. Well, the farmer's sitting on his porch the next day, and the same kid comes walking down the lane, carrying a big roll of tape. "Hey kid!" the farmer yells. "Where ya goin' with that tape?" "Well, this here ain't just any ol' tape, this here's duck tape -- I'm fixin' to catch me some ducks!" "You can't catch ducks with duck tape!" the farmer yells back. "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. He comes back

I Guess I Condone Rape!
**************************************** Girls, if this story touched you, repost it as "No means no asshole" Guys, if this story pisses you off, repost it as "I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl" Well the way I see it if you open and read this and DON"T REPOST this you must be for rape??? ****************************************** Ok...I know most of you have seen shit like this before...I'd be willing to bet you've ALL seen this shit. Seriously. Just because I don't repost a WHOLE FUCKING STORY does not mean I condone rape. Who the fuck wants to even read this shit? I have CNN for news like this, and I have Lifetime Television for Women for stories like this. Keep the shit out of fubar. I'm sure by posting this blog my 5th cousin's 4th grade teacher who was murdered for failure to forward a chain letter to 7 people in 7 days back in the year 1987 will come to me in my sleep and shove a baseball bat up my cooch before beating me senseless with it

What A Day This Is Going To Be..
The way this is starting out i can already tell its going to be a wonderful day - pure sarcasm! i am finally finished with the heaps of laundry i had stacked in my room. i had 2 friends clean their closets out and bless me with clothes. i had to go buy 50 more hangers and i've used up all my laundry detergent. but they are all clean and folded. So why is this such a wonderful thing you ask. Some of my clothes have a peculiar hint of honey to them. This is because someone didn't put her honeycomb dusting powder away. It got tossed in the laundry and washed. WONDERFUL! My dogs have found the cats' christmas present more interesting than their own. i got the cats a Kitten Mitten. The dogs have already begun tearing it apart. i went out for chinese for lunch. My fortune said "if your cookie is unbroken, buy lotto" - NO KIDDING! i came home to my neighbor needing help with his algebra and my dogs needing out and me starving for attention. ugh.. then i find out that my

Sex Olympics
A man went over to his girl's place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom -- gold, silver, or bronze. "Silver," she said. "Why not gold?" "Because I want you to come second for once!"

You Are Invited
What Love Has Joined Together You are formally invited to the celebration of Liberated Spice & BigJimmy as we both say "I DO" The wedding will be held: Friday December 21, 2007 6:00pm fubar time at the Centerfolds lounge alicia keys - no o...

I Like Marks From Gregg
I LIKE MARKS “I like marks. I love to see the back and ass of My partner marked, bruised and scratched. I love it when he bleeds. I love it when the bruises just get uglier the day after. I love those bruises while they are fading into green and yellow. I curl up behind his back and kiss the marks on his shoulders, and can't stop Myself from taking his bruised ass. I watch him when we meet in town and he sits across from me at the table, eating, while I know about the marks on his ass and how uncomfortable he is, the scratches from the whip over his back, and I get wet and want to drag him home and screw him until we both can't take any more. I fantasize about beating him and whipping him and then having him kneel to worship Me, while he is marked by My cruelty”. This thought comes to me, often, and always when the hunger comes. It comes to my mind whenever I feel the gleam in My eye, the tightness inside, when I say, to you, abruptly, “Come-its time for Me now My dear”. I lock

$100 For Sex
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office... but she belonged to someone else... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, 'I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you...' but the girl said, 'NO.' Johnny said, 'I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.' She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $200 then pick up the money very fast... he won't even be able to get his pants down. She agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...She said, 'The bastard used quarters!' Management Lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it, and getting scre

Holiday Eating Imperatives
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls! 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly! It's rare. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas! 3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes; fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat step #3. 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission. 5. Do not have a snack before going to a p

Have A New Job!
Well it has been about 2 weeks now that I got fired from my old job and now I have a new one. I knew I would get something soon and didn't worry about a thing unlike everyone around me. I have the confidence to do anything I need to do to get the job done. That is why I never worry about anything. I always see the good in everything. Well now that all is well I am going to celebrate.

What Should I Do
ok my life is not perfect im in a tight jam i moved back in with my ex because he was going to kick my sister and her two kids out if i didnt my sister is now just getting her life back and im real unhappy live here just so she can have a place to live i have told my sister how i feel but she has done nothing about it should i stay for abit long or should i good

Christ Did Not Die On A Cross
A tradition of the Church which our fathers have inherited, was the adoption of the words "cross" and "crucify". These words are nowhere to be found in the Greek of the New Testament. These words are mistranslations, a "later rendering", of the Greek words stauros and stauroo. Vine's Expository Dictionary of New Testament Words says, "STAUROS denotes, primarily, an upright pole or stake ... Both the noun and the verb stauroo, to fasten to a stake or pole, are originally to be distinguished from the ecclesiastical form of a two-beamed cross. The shape of the latter had its origin in ancient Chaldea (Babylon), and was used as the symbol of the god Tammuz (being in the shape of the mystic Tau, the initial of his name) ... By the middle of the 3rd century A.D. the churches had either departed from, or had travestied, certain doctrines of the Christian faith. In order to increase the prestige of the apostate ecclesiastical system pagans were received into the churches apart from

Man's Best Friend
I've become somewhat of a cynic as of late..seems nothing ever really gets better....the shit just keeps piling up on top of all the previous shit until that other shit is no longer visible and all you can see is the new shit piling up day after day after day....but that old shit is still there.... decomposing... decaying... just enough to really stink when some dog digs it up and lays it at your doorstep...a not so faint reminder of the past; some long lost life we all once lived through, whether right or wrong, buried so long it's been long since forgotten....but not really....cause there it is again....why is that? Why did you go and dig THIS up? Was it something that weighed so heavily in your mind it bore a hole through the shit and landed at my feet? No.... turns out it was GUILT that sent you on a treasure hunt for past lives and sins committed during times before the consummation..... that promise of forever... forgotten.... buried under yesterday's and today's and tomorrow's b

Water Falls (an Original Published Poem By Me)
WaterFalls Water falls,from higher places, Down to the lagoon below, Water falling,ever flowing Water always on the go. Waterfalls,are ever changing, Always moving where they're led, Carving done by restless waters, Ending in a river bed. Waterfalls,a gift of nature, Giving power to us all, Waterfalls,a thing of beauty, Thank God that the water falls. Glenn Delbert Carrasquillo Copyright ©2007 Glenn Delbert Carrasquillo

An Inspiration To Some, Words Of Truth To Others
So im sitting here thinking.....i know you all can smell the smoke but oh well. I have a lot of friends that are going through rough times right now, alot of friends that hurting and are having to make decisions that are in no way shape or form easy to make. I have no great words of wisdom for you, what i do have is this...Do what is best for you and your own. If you have to leave the area in pursuit of a better life than do it. Leaving friends is hard losing your family is heart breaking. Above all else when you find yourself digging yourself into a hole do yourself a favor and put the shovel down. Have faith in yourself and the God that you believe in and thats it. For the powers that be do not give us any task that we cannot accomplish on our own. Do not rely on anyone else, they will let you down. I have learned in this 30 years i have been on this earth, (there are days i wake up and it feels like 60), that only you can do for you, people may or may not cut you a bre

My Adventure On The Greyhound Bus (wtf?!?!)
It was 3:46 in the morning last Friday at the Greyhound bus station in Sacramento, Ca. I had discovered that my bus was full and I had to catch the next one out at 9 a.m. (I try to remind myself why I didn't just drive) but then I remembered: Snow....Truckee.....a Fucktrillion dollars in fuel and a bunch of raging idiots on the road. I wanted to arrive alive. Ahhh yes. That was it. Do you have any idea what caliber of people generally ride the Greyhound?? Ah geez....I definitely was not one of those people..but no one knew it. They decided to do a search and siezure on customers. "Oh SHIT!" I thought, as I scurried to the bathroom. I had no less than 4 knives on my person. 2 were personal and 2 were gifts for the impending Christmas approaching. I went into a stall, quickly stuck the Gerber in my box of pads in my bag, buried the bowie into the recesses of my clothing and shoes that weighed at least 55 lbs. The RoboPower(tm)went into my right sock under the sole of my feet (It

My Last Gift To You
To the one I had loved I am sorry for my wrong For the way I had hurt you For the broken heart I had given you For ever thinking that we could be Together as one spirit and soul As we had always discussed in the night Of our fondness to be together as One I was a broken soul when we first meet Yet even as friend you had mended it Always being there for me when I needed Till that faithless day when we had parted. It was then on that single day That my love and whole world Came crashing down all around As I felt each piece of my Broken Heart and Broken Soul Come shattering down around my now empty being For this I promise you now I shall never seek you out Or try to tell you I am sorry For saying I am sorry is never enough To undo the Harm and Hurt I have caused you But I shall leave you all now For a broken soul an heart Does not belong in this world of light So I wish you all fair well And pray you live long and happy As I sit here and fade away a

Moving Forward, But Not Ahead
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. These are the times of fast food and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses but broken homes. These are the days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees, but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgement, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, g

Jumbled Thoughts
I show you my world I peek into yours I give you my thoughts You try to share as well. Words, Images, a self portrait, yet silence until I share with you my songs... And you tell me a story. I try to grasp intent, you struggle to enlighten. A world apart and yet so close spirits grappling for knowledge.....yearning to comprehend, must find peace Evermore there is silence..... CandyO

Final Good Bye
Well This Is My Final GoodBye To My Friends OF Fubar I HAVE HAD MANY GREAT FRIENDS Here And I Will Miss You All But For Those of you who would like to stay in contact with me please send me a private message or shout and i will be happy to give u my yahoo screen name

Alone
Purity once had a name, And beauty once had a face. Life once had a meaning, And once I was safe. Once there was freedom, And once I could laugh. Happiness once was alive, And once I had another half. Once I shared her love, Once I was by her side, Once I felt I fitted, So quickly that died. Her grace so great, Her beauty so vast, All I ever wanted, Was for it to last. Fate maybe had another plan, Or maybe she had another love, But it all fell apart, The hand too big for the glove. Now it's all died away, Happiness, joy, love; all memories. Now I walk alone in this dark, dark world, With no light to guide my way.

I'll Always Love You
I'll always love you as much one day As I do the next But sometimes I love you for different reasons. Sometimes I love you Because of your sence of humor. Sometimes I love you Because of your personality. Sometimes I love you Because of your patience. Sometimes I love you Because of the things you say to me. And sometimes I love you so much I just wanna grab hold of you And never let go! This was written for you My Love.

These Words Are For You
It's hard to believe, but you know it's true That I have fallen in love with you. When I'm held in your arms, I feel that you care I'm protected from harm by the love that we share. So if you ever doubt that my feelings are true Just read this poem I have written for you. When you read these words, you will see Just how much you mean to me. These words are for you "I will remain true."

Unnoticed
He is lonely Even though you can't tell He is reaching out For what, he doesn't know He will continue to sit in silence And hope that someone may stumble across His and all of his emptiness But they only hope that they do it in time Otherwise he will have drifted too far And he may let go Of whatever grasp of the world he has As he slowly fades out of the lives of everyone Nearly unnoticed.

Having Sex With My Nightmares
I WILL FUK U EVENTUALLY EVEN IF U KEEP HAUNTING ME I WILL MAKE LOVE TO U U GIVE ME NIGHTMARES U MAKE ME SCREAM AND CRY U GIVE ME COLD SWEATS BUT U R SO DAMN GOREGOUS I WILL FUK U DEAL WITH IT IT MY ONLY WAY I WONT BE SCARED OR U ANYMORE

Give Away I Entered
"KING OF FUBAR IS A GIVEAWAY I ENTERED, I AM NOT GIVING THIS AWAY BUT HOPING TO WIN IT.THATS WHY I ASKED FOR UR HELP. THE ONE WITH THE MOST COMMENTS WILL WIN THE vip FOR 3 MONTHS,NEXT IN LINE WILL BE A WEEKS BLAST THE THE LAST IS A BIG PIMPING GIFT/LADIES GET A WOMENDIAMOND NECKLESS/MEN GET DIAMOND RING! ~MY CONTEST~(I'm Entered) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1) ~ First ~*~ 3 MONTH V.I.P 2) ~ Second ~*~One Week Blast 3) ~ Third ~*~ Ladies Diamond Neckless/Mens Diamond Ring Contest/Giveaway ~Will Start December 30th * at 7:00 pm~ *Eastern Time* * * * * * * ~Will End At Januray 13th * at 7:00 pm~ *Eastern Time* ~I Sure Hope You Will Come Help Me As Much As You Possible~ ~My V.I.P Will Run Out 1-4-08 ~So I Really Need This Pretty Bad ~Will Post More As I Find Out Friends ~Let Me Start By Saying Thanks Very Much For Your Help And ALL Your Support In This And Will Owe All Who Helps Me Out With This And With Your Help I Can Win This~:) Your Friend Till The End~*~ ~Hippi

This Will Make You Cry
this will make you cry. > >A Billion /newer version for 2007 > > >The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" in a casual >manner, think about whether you want the "politicians" spending >YOUR tax money. > >A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising >agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in >one of its releases. > > >A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. > >B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. > >C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. > >D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. > >E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate >our government is spending it. > >While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New >Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division . . > >Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress >for $250 BILLION to rebuild New O

My Sweetie
Isn’t it amazing how things just happen? I’m sure we all know things don’t just happen but that is the way it seems. Just when I thought that finding the ever elusive love of my life was all but impossible he strolls through the door. It’s as though all roads led to him and this moment in my life. It is so overwhelming. It brings tears to my eyes when I think of how awesome he is and how much he loves me. He is sweet and attentive and loving. (Did I say VERY HANDSOME?) I am not jumping up and down or giddy or bouncing off the walls. I am so calm and peaceful. It is as though this is exactly where God meant for me to be. It is as though this is the man God meant for me to be with. He put him right in my face. I am so thankful. I would move Heaven and earth for him so moving to Orlando is such a small gesture. Wish me luck! (with the move)

Sexual Feelings
Rainy days and cold nights, These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms, Hold me close and keep me warm, Tell me I'm your good luck charm, Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you , Tell me I'm your every wish come true, Lay me down very gently, Then make love to me essentially, Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot, Lets play around like connect the dots, Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride, Take my body on a journey that never ends, It always seems to just begin, Make me climax like i never done before, Do what you want to my body its all yours, Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing

Bear With Me.
Ok, it seems that I have disappointed a few people or pissed them off.Either way right now, I just dont care. As many of you know, I am a single father to my daughter.Lately shes been sick with pnuemonia and I have been stressed out,exhausted and just distracted from anything in the world. She is more important to me than anything I could ever have online.No matter what and that will never change for anyone. I am sorry if the fact I am more worried about her than spending time talking to you pisses you off or whatever.

Expensive Loser Wanted.....
I seen this posted on another site and thought someone would get a kick from it.. Hello! I'm looking for an expensive loser!! Could this be you? I don't ask for much these days. At my age, the fish that used to be in the barrel are dwindling in number, so lets see if you stack up to my extremely high expectations: 1. Please do not have your own mode of transportation. I expect to pick you up and drive you everywhere, including dates that you can't afford to take me on, work, to see your kids and to deliver you to your drug dealer's at 3 in the morning. 2. Please have at least three addictions! I prefer alcohol, pot and cigarettes. Cocaine habit a plus! Please do not share your substances with me as I prefer to buy my own. In fact, please borrow my money to purchase yours! 3. Please live with your mother. If this is not possible becasue you don't know who she is, then please live in a big house with five other guys and a six foot graffix bong you call "chewbongka". Please ha

You'll Never Know. . . . .
This is my story…. . . . My journey…. . . My life. . . By: Angel Dark. My whole life has been an ongoing nightmare, one monster after another coming after me, close calls with death, and times when I should have died. Who am I? You don’t know me. You think you know me but you have no clue, not even an idea. My name is Angel. You still think you know me, but you’re wrong! You only know what I want you to know. Might as well start from the beginning. I was never wanted by my mom. My whole life has been one person after another trying to kill me, the sad part is that the main person is my mom. She’s not really my mom though. She’s not even my mother. Confused? Well moms are supposed to love you and take care of you right? Well if she’s been trying to kill me and seeing how she’s never loved me then she cant be my mom can she? She’s the thing that gave birth to me. I can’t say gave life because she’s been trying to take my life since it began. Trying to make me breath

My Daughters Surgery
Hi yall so i found out when my daughters surgery is gonna be......it is january 16th, it is to remove a cyst in her throat please keep her in you thoughts and hope that she makes a full recovery... Thank you

What Does This Word Mean To You?
The word is Courage. It may mean alot of things to different ppl, this includes different cultures. Courage to me though, means standing up for yourself, believing in and for what you are fighting for even though it might make the most sense to the people around you. It can also represent strength and integrity as well. Integrity being always being who you are even when nobody is watching. So what does it mean to you?

Deeper
I am DEEPER than you think I hunger to be an obstruction of your mind. I thirst for you to figure me out. You have now entered my masquerade. You can uncover your facade. I believe myself to be genuine and I would never betray the ones I love. I value my family and those who are REAL. I like to be fascinated by the annonymous. I am constantly thinking Inspire Me... Intrigue Me...Indulge Me... with your mind then your Body I have Loved... Lost... and Learned. Love is my Law... Passion is my Worship Nature and Sensuality are my Shelter and Companion Peace and Order are my Attitude Perfection is my Attack I crave for Passion...for knowledge...for Life!

Invictus
This is one of my all time favorite poems i have know since i was a teenager, i read this everyweek and feel it speaks to me in many ways for it sums up my in many words!!! for i am a fighter in life i don't give up on things in life easily. no matter how bad life can get i think we can find something positive in any situation, you just need to seek out what is is and build off that and star to walk forward from that point...hope anyone that reads the poems feel that is has a powerful deep meaning as i get from it!!!! INVICTUS OUT of the night that covers me, Black as the Pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul. In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance My head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath and tears Looms but the Horror of the shade, And yet the menace of the years Finds and shall find me unafraid. It matters not how strait the gate, How ch

The Strength Of All The Elements
The one who takes your hand and touches your heart is a true friend. We seldom think of what we have, but always think of what we miss. Don't cry because its over now, laugh because it happened. The more your precisely you plan, the harder destiny will hit you. What happens, happens for a reason. The best things happen, when you least expect them. The greatest events aren't the loudest but the most quiet hours. The most difficult lesson to learn is which bridge in life to use or which one to burn. Everybody sees how you seem, However, Only some know who you are. He who would like to have something he never had, will have to do something well that he hasn't yet done. Perhaps God would want you to become acquainted with many different people in the course of your life so that when you meet the right ones you can appreciate and be grateful for them. Plan for tomorrow but LIVE for today! Love doesn't require that two people look at each other but rather they they look together in the same

~~why?~~
Ok someone please help me on this how come when you start talking to someone do they feel like they need to play with your mind.. Why do they say yes I want a relationship when in all reality they don't they are just looking for an easy piece of a**... Things would be alot easier if they come out and say hey I just want to have sex with you that's it.. They might get it a lot faster than playing the whole mind trick thing.. If they come out with the truth in the beginning then the other party has a chance to protect themselves and decide if they want to get involved or not and if they do then it's their own fault if they brought the feelings into it and not so much the other person who was straight forward with them from the start... So how come people do this and not be straight forward from the start, but play around with the people's emotions.. I feel that one is better prepared if they know somewhat, what they are getting themselves into .. I know not all the time one doesn't

Forget Everything 'bout Him
Forget his name, forget his face, Forget his kiss and warm embrace. Forget the time you spent together. Forget it all he is gone forever. Forget the fact that he once cared. Forget the love that he once shared. Forget his love that once was true. Remember now there is someone new. Forget you cried all night long, Forget him when they play your song. Forget how close you once were. Remember how he chose her. Forget you memorized the way he walked. Forget the way he talked. Forget the times he made you mad. Remember how he made you feel so sad. Forget the thrills when he said, Hi! Forget the times he made you cry. Forget the way he said your name. Remember now he is not the same. Forget you saw him yesterday. Forget his gentle and teasing way. Forget the things you had planned to do. Remember now he is not with you. Forget the times that went so fast. Forget it all it is in the past. Forget he said, I'll leave you never. Remember now he is gone for

Bring Me A Rose
I sit and think can someone bring me a rose I sit and think can anyone make me feel like I am floatin on air I sit and wonder is there just one person who can make me feel theres nothing to fear Can anyone bring me a rose I sit and think is he out there this one person who can lift away the clouds I sit and think does he think of me as much as I think of him I sit and think does he really care as much as I do Can anyone bring me a rose I sit and think are the things I feel real I sit and think is everything I fear gonna go away I sit and think is this one person ready to take me to a place I never seen before I sit and think all these feelings trapped inside want to be free but I need to know is he really ready to know Can anyone bring me a rose

Omfg We're Not In High School Anymore!!!!!!!!!!!
Fubar is making me sick. So many ppl on here need to realize that WE ARE NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL anymore.This is supposed to be an 18+ site and all I see is a bunch of immature asses. I have come across some really good ppl not saying that ev1 is immature, but fuck there is a good percentage of immature asshole on this site. The Drama and whining is getting ridiculous. Fuck no wonder BabyJ decided to change the name to fubar, cause this site is fucked up beyond all recognition. I'm seriously thinking of deleting my account cause I just don't want to deal with the bullshit anymore. I don't care how long and hard I worked to get to level 24 or how many fu-bux I will lose. The site just isn't fun anymore. If there's not drama in bullies there's drama in mums. Then there is vengeful immature ppl that get pissed when you ban them from your lounge. GUESS FUCKING WHAT IT'S MY LOUNGE, AND IF I WANT TO BAN YOU I DO NOT NEED A FUCKING REASON. I just don't give a flying fuck anymore. I ha

Juggalo Vs. Friend
Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Juggalo: Call your parents "Mom" or "Dad." Friend: Has never seen you cry. Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on. Friend: Asks you for your number. Juggalo: Asks you for their number. Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd. Juggalo: Always has your back. Friend: Runs for help in a fight. Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help. Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail. Juggalo: Will be sittin' right next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!" Friend: Will help you move out of a house. Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house. Friend: Bums you a cigarette Juggalo: Bums you his last pack Friend: Is there when you need them Juggalo: Is there even when you dont need them Friend: Gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpet Juggalo: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morning Friend: Hides you from the cops Juggalo: Is probably the reason the cops are after you in the fi

Laying On The Line
First off, I love you my angel. To everyone that reads this, I hope you take this to heart. On December 10th of this year, I met someone. We met online, and we began to talk. Every blog I have posted so far has something to do with this woman. I know that some people think that I am foolish or that I am too young for these feelings. To all of you out there that say that... go fuck yourselves. Period. To all of her friends that have stood by her, no matter what, I want you to know how thankful I am that there are people like you out there. I have all ready put my feelings out for anyone to see, and she knows how I feel about her as well. And I want he, and the rest of the FuBaR world to know it too. To all of you haters out there, grow up. Get a clue and stop whining and bitching about other people's bussiness. If you aren't a part of it, don't try to become a part of it by being an obnoxious, childish, little ASS! Leave her alone and go do whatever it is you do somewhere else. No

This Mortal Plea
Take me to the undaunted realm where death and time have no boundary. Show me love's pure and content face. Release me from my earthly prison. Must I beg? Must you taste my salty tears, feel my lips quiver, my heart sob eternal? Insatiable hunger it possesses me. My dreams extend to that which I covet. Swallow my soul, my heart, my being. Suffocate me in your dark and infinite embrace. Give me your eternal kiss so that I might feel. My body's numb, yet my mind is burning. Take me to the edge of night and spare me this mortal coil! Loneliness........,Hunger........,Despair.......... Poverty..........,Hate.........,Pain......... To each of these I shake my head in disgust. My breath escapes me through clinched teeth. What is beautiful to those who are blind, yet their eyes see? What is happiness to those who know no sorrow? What is Love to those who live to hate? Where is this undaunted realm that I long for? Why do you keep these secrets to y

The Wall
I have a wall around my heart He is tearing it down piece by piece. My head is spinning. My heart is racing. I feel the tension as the brawl begins inside. Confusion over comes me. I want to let him in. Lust over comes me. I want to feel his touch. Excitement over comes me. I want him near. Anticipation over comes me. Wanting to see what's in store. I am fighting these feelings. A broken heart is my fear. The battle rages on. A battle I'm not going to win. He is tearing it down piece by piece.

The Look
The Look It is hard to Describe, yet Each time I See it the Softness and warmth, The quiet Countenance, takes my Heart to a place of Peaceful remembrance Of youth spent Chasing the blossom Of a first kiss, The shudder of The first caress The salty taste Of sweat stained bodies In tender embrace It is the look in your eyes Whenever we meet And the fading of it When we depart Poet

Just Lust
Lust is that look he gives you that you can’t resist. Lust is how you crave him to pin you at the wrist. Lust is how wild you feel clawing at his flesh. Where there is love, There is lust, No matter what you hear from above. Lust is that feeling you get when you watch her hips sway, Lust is that tempting feeling we get everyday. Lust is that urge to grab this and pinch that, And how you can’t take your eyes off of her back. It’s the love you have for their skin, And how you want to rush on in. It’s the reason you close your eyes when a hand runs up your thigh. Lust is that voice telling you to shove her up against the wall. That temptation to push up her skirt, and fuck here in the hall. This is why, if you try, you can have any one at all It’s the reason people do what they do, The reason you have to Reassure yourself that they really do Love you. Lust is what blinds you, Lust is what Binds you. Lust can tear you up from the inside out, And throw all these emotion

Christmas With Family
I'm trying to be positive about the things in my life now. When I compare things to what they were 10 years ago, there is such a change. For the most part its a good change. As usual my son will be here. Technically we are to split the day. But only once in the last 5 or 6 years has my ex wanted our son for Christmas. And never for New Years. Its the best present I could ever have, to have him here Christmas morning. Waking up alone that day is never fun. But its more than just having my son. I get to spend time with most of my family. When I was married, I was never allowed to see my family on Christmas, unless they came to see me. Its about a 2 hour trip. But the distance was not the issue. My ex insisted we spend Christmas, and every other holiday, with her mother. Sad thing is, she saw her mother every single day. It was just her way of keeping control even on those days. I know working around the family time on holidays can be tough, but you have to figure a w

Thought For The Day!. Family
F A M I L Y I ran into a stranger as he passed by, 'Oh excuse me please' was my reply. He said, 'Please excuse me too; I wasn't watching for you.' We were very polite, this stranger and I. We went on our way and we said good-bye. But at home a different story is told, How we treat our loved ones, you ng and old. Later that day, cooking the evening meal, My son stood beside me very still. When I turned, I nearly knocked him down. 'Move out of the way,' I said with a frown. He walked away, his little heart broken. I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken. While I lay awake in bed, God's still small voice came to me and said, 'While dealing with a stranger, common courtesy you use, But the family you love, you seem to abuse. Go and look on the kitchen floor, You'll find some flowers there by the door. Those are the flowers he brought for you. He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue. He stood very quietly not to spo

The Mall
Christmas and the mall Current mood: crazy Category: Life Ok... so today I did the unthinkable and went to the mall. Why you ask?, because I love my children and they deserve mall clothes once a year :-) Now let me just say, I only shop the clearance racks because my kids arent that good. There is nothing that could make me bring myself to spend 49.50 for a zip up hooded jacket~! Are they kidding me, and who is it that is spending that kind of money? They wanted 29.50 for a thermal underwear shirt, what??? I guess its better then Walmart because its pink and not white LOL So I have come to the conclusion that 75% of Americans are retarded. Now, I say "retarded" light heartedly, not because Im making fun of anyone but in the sense that you really have to have some kind of brain damage to justify spending that kind of money on a piece of clothing. I dont think theres anything sexier than a man in a good suit, so for that I can understand spending some money. But have y

Elmo Scared Me
Last night when I got home from Christmas shopping I didn't bring all the bags in. I just went out and opened the trunk. As I reached in a grabbed a bag, this little voice said something. Boy did I jump. Then I remember I bought a little talking elmo for my nephew. Thank God its going to someone else's house and not staying here lol.

Christmas Blessings
Every year I must give thanks to the Lord for his many blessings through the year..Sometimes, I think it's only by the grace of God that I get through the holiday season..Everyone that knows me well realizes the holidays are a difficult time of the year for me with no family other than my children and the loss of Ron back in 2006 but this year I am holding together quite well..I have gotten little/ no help during this time from my kids' father to whom I had to beg for money for the boys' Christmas...I beg for nothing but for my children, there is nothing I wouldn't do...I don't know why I believe all his false promises..it's gotten to the point where my children don't even want him here for Christmas- that is sad...I am blessed to have such a bond with my boys- I know this will be a gift forever for me..I got money out of my ex for Christmas-5 days before Christmas to buy my children gifts...five days..yes, you heard me right..he wanted them to wait til after Christmas when things are

God Father Return Luv
I Want to give Special Thanks to all the tight knit family /friends /fans that made this all happen with me & for me . I want to think everyone for the fun & friendships. i look forward to all the fun to come with everyone. I',m looking forward to keep give back the love forsure . Here's 4 of the Top Families that i can say have awesome friends as well that give luv to their family members . ~CONFEDERATE BOMBERS FAMILY OF FUBAR ™©~~HOME OF THE~GIT-R-DONE REBELS BOMBSQUAD~ MIZZ SHADY LEADER OF SHADYS POSSE S*U*P* Club F.A.R. Official Home Page DSC HOME

Words Of Wisdom From A True Friend
IF A MAN WANTS YOU If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat y

Fubar, Fun Or Just Plain Competition
Well as I sit here wondering the ups and downs and differences between fubar and myspace, I cant help but think that when you add the concept of earning something, you spoil the possbility for conversation. Fubar is great for adding pics and having so much happen when your online, but conversation seems to be at the expense of collecting the almighty point, or stash, or rate or mumms.. I messaged 100 people with a hello yesterday/how you doing/whats up/ happy holiday...... out of that I recived 15 responses. 15 % wow thats sad. out of the 15 4 said they were going offline, but you can still see their voting status on the mumms. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm wonder why that is must be ghosts. its a real shame. if someone says hello to you or sends you a greeting, say something back, if your busy, working, cybering, collecting or just dont wanna talk, JUST SAY SO. even if your lieing which is common too:) LOL yep this site has no advantages over any other site. I just fi

Unconditional Love Part 3
Unconditional love means to love and accept everyone as they choose to be and how they choose to live their lives. No one needs to be told they aren't liked or loved, but if their behavior is in appropriate, then they need to be told so. Using disapproving behavior to get approval never works and serious crimes are often a projection of self-abuse from past abuse. So it is having a compassion for people but know whether to love them up close or from a distance. Can you deal with those that are difficult to be around with love and compassion? If you can't it is because you are judging them and judgment is just a reflection of your own mirror image projected onto another. Again, The World Is Your Mirror.

Have You Ever?
have you ever been teased by someone,that you got the hots for,it damn near drives you out of your mind?Well,I have,and it is torture.And they call us females teases!BS!Grrrrrrrrrrrr,it is driving me up the wall!I dont think I can take this much longer.So I'm just gonna FUCK...take a cold shower,and not look at your damn pic!No,I wont,much as I want to!Not going to give you the satisfaction!GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!SO fucking frustrating!

Life Update Read It You Want To Know
good: I did very well on my testing for a job at the Bank of America customer service call center. bad: I failed the credit check, no job. good: my temp agency has an assignment for me bad: the place is closed for the next two weeks for holiday vacation. and the starting pay sucks good: .25 increase every 60 days up to $1 bad: the pay will still suck good: it is 3rd shift so days will still be free to look for better and it is cash flow

Dear Santa
They are; Mothers, Fathers, Brothers, Sisters, Aunts and Uncles, They are our American Soldiers and they need to be remembered during this holiday season... Press Play to watch They paid the Ultimate Sacrifice: Please take a moment to remember them when you are with your family this year. Pray for their safe return to their families.. LCPL G****** USMC prior Service (repost of original by 'Dominate07~1,000 yards? No Problem~RL/BF to Abby~' on '2007-12-20 12:10:02')

Merry Christmas/happy Holidays
Just would like to wish everyone a Very Merry Christmas and A Happy Holiday Season Its been a good year so far and I have met some nice people on Fubar Enjoy the Season and don't forget to check out a few more NEW pictures that I have posted Hugs, Bambi

A Million Pieces And One Is For You
When I was growing up I had a dream. to get married to someone I REALLY loved and have kis and watch them grow up with my arms around my wife and a feeling of love that would make the Leave It To Beaver's think they were dysfunctional. My dream came true for a little bit.. then I found out the only reason I was married to was to get out of her parents house... I could do nothing to please her... I would have to buy her something for it to be love for her.. staying home at night to sit down and watch a movie after working all day was me just bieng lazy to her. she had to go out every day to do something even when I was sick.. she can not drive so I have to take her... I got lost in the feeling of hopelessness and watched as my dream broke apart. I tried for many years to fix my dream and in the end I was standing there while my wife runs off with another man. Staring at a pile of dust. My heart had broken into a million pieces and there was nothing I could do. I love her stil

Dont Judge Me
When you look in my eyes What do you see? My looks, color, or personality Don’t just see me for my looks, Or the smarts I get from books See me for everything that I am All I’ve done What I can I want to be all the things you see But if I was I wouldn’t be me In the beginning, right from the start You look at me And pick me apart When you do, you see In reality, you still don’t see me You do this and I wonder why There is something, you need to try Now look in my eyes, and what do you see? This time I want, you to see, not just parts, SEE THE WHOLE ME

I’m Lonely
I'm lonely in the dark I'm lonely in the light I'm lonely in the shower That's filled with noisy silence I'm lonely in the basement I'm lonely in the living room I'm lonely in the house That is lonely itself I'm just lonely anywhere I go

A Different Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed th e magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A

The Unachievable Dream
A few years ago I made a statement that still holds true today, I said to a friend that all my life I had been running a race and just when I’m kicking ass and winning the race by a marginal lead someone comes out to kick me in the nuts and everyone else passes me up in the race. I never really knew where I was going when I came up with that metaphor, but as I got older it started making more and more sense. In the previous statement made by myself I got a lot of frustration out of my system but by no means did I get it all out nor was I looking for a solution, just answers, and possibly a chance. Though it seems only one of those will be given to me, I’m mature enough to go forward albeit begrudgingly but I’ll make it through, I always do. Someone once said “evolve or die”, I think it may have been Charles Darwin, whoever it was was cooking with oil that statement, because it holds true in all society. The only way I can make it through my issues is to evolve and get better with

Christmas With Louise
CHRISTMAS WITH LOUISE -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings were overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty. One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, "What does this do?" "You're kidding me!" "Who would buy that?" Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section. I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my truck so I could use th

Are You Interested??
How do you feel about having someone throw an "adult" toy party for you? In your home... You invite the people, we bring the toys. It's a couple's comfortable or ladies only depending on the host. It's so much fun and you don't have to leave your home... If you are interested or know someone who is drop me a line.. Come girls.....I know your thinking about it.

Happy Birthday Bryan!! Xoxoxox
Hi5 Comments @ Hi5Tags.com Please go wish my sexy, good friend Bryan a Happy Birthday! Thanks so much, xoxoxox Jen big bad daddy@ fubar Hi5 Comments @ Hi5Tags.com Hi5 Comments @ Hi5Tags.com

Why???????
Do you believe there is a god? I mean in the news here in Savannah there is just so much sad shit going on. I mean,I do not know. It really makes you think. How can they preach the love of god,when he lets children his most precious ones die with cancer/SIDS. A 18 month old was killed this morning here when her daddy ran her over he did not see her.2 16yr old boys throw a rock at a girl, and almost killed her, they/it fucked her up "real" bad!!A man tryin to make sure his family had a christmas workin 2 jobs, starts driven a cab, gets robbed and shot and it was his 1st day, only been in the car maybe 2-3 hrs. Kids with cancer there parents not able to afford christmas, get help from I say an angel in hiding, they get gifts to give there kids and money to help with other things(i guess god does answer some prayers), it is great that they got help. But how could god give the cancer to them, beautiful precious babies, they did not do anything wrong!!!!!!!!!!! I am just ranting, not having

My Christmas Card
To all, This is my Christmas card :) sorry so informal, but this is about as good as I can muster. Well I hope everyone had a happy, prosperous 2007... What are we up to: Nick is doing very well and Dad is very proud of him... He's 16 now, driving, so stay off the sidewalks :) Has a job at Fareway ( the local grocery store ) and seems to like that pretty well. Has is eyes on a different, newer car, oh my...seems to think the one he had handed down to him from me with 284k miles is just to many lol..he's probably right about that. He's got a girl friend as well, they seem to get along real well... So between school, work, and girlfriend I don't hardly get to see the guy anymore... Of course he has now passed Dad up in height...only by a couple inches, but I cheat and stand on my toes sometimes lol Me: As some of you may or may not know, I was laid off from my job of 6-7 years this past July...fortunately for me a great company in Clear Lake, IA was hiring at t

Christmas Carols For Disfuncitonal Friends
SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Queens Disoriented Are DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and.......... PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me. PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you why. DEPRESSION: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely. OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell R

Ok Here Goes...
well, i am not allowed to eat past midnight... how crappy. so i plan on eating some more, lol, right now and passing out just afterwards so i don't have to feel hungry. you know when you're not allowed to eat and you suddenly feel like you haven't eaten in a week, lol... oh well. yes i am about to lose it. i'm scarred out of my mind, but i know i should be ok, just being overdramatic. I'm supposed to be at the hospital tomorrow (friday) at 11am. I should be home about 3-4 hours later. since they are putting me to sleep, i have no idea when i'll feel like getting online, but when i do feel up to it, know i will be. Thank you to all my friends for being so nice and supportive during all this, even if it is just the tip of the iceberg... suzy

Woohoo Merry Ho Ho Ho
Guess I should say.. Merry Christmas all. hope all hre get what they wanted for christmas. and those people who were naughty and nice get what they want... Remember those people who get a lump of coal... Just remember where Diamonds come from. So happy ho ho ho, get drunk, dont piss off to many relatives, and enjoy. Flight training for NASA begins after the holidays. wooohoo.

Puppies
Today I brought home 3 4-week old puppies with the intention of keeping 1 and fostering 2. Why am I doing this???? Because of heartless, careless and irresponsible piece of shit dog owners. On Sunday night the private no kill animal shelter I volunteer at picked up 17 puppies from an animal control shelter, that kills the animals that are in need, in another county so save thier lives. 8 were 3 1/2 weeks, 2 were 7 weeks and 7 were 7 DAYS old. Here is my biggest grip. The 7 day old pups were born outside because the mom wasn't kept inside. Animal control found them and took them to the shelter. The owners of the mother came to claim her. When they asked if either they would take the puppies or leave the mom for weaning and they said no. When animal control told them that all the pups would be destroyed if they didn't do that they said they didn't care and took the mom home. Animal control was set to destroy them the next day before the HALO shelter took them in. Now all the pu

Life
Warning if you have opened this I am very upset! This is not directed towards you! So please don't think it is! ( in Less you are Pretending to be someone you are not and you are just Stalking my page) There is a lot going on in my life… I am not going to get into it on here because its toooo personal but if you know me and are really close to me you should know what I am talking about! I don't understand FAKE people… People you think are your friends… Or even Family that is Fake…. You trust them you lean on them. And then if one thing happens that they don't like they turn there back on you and begin to speak to people they say they hate or have hated for years!!!! I don't understand how these people can say they are from a Church that believes in Jesus Christ but then Act like they are Satan's Helper's! I have done nothing wrong…. So don't call me names or JUDGE me. It's the pot calling the kettle black! And DON'T do this around my Children EVER….. I

If I Didn't Love Him
Help my big brother out!! www.fubar.com/joshypoo Whoever buys him a blast will get to see my nsfw pics ((for a month or longer depending on how long the blast is)) I'll add you soon as josh sends me proof you bought it, and then you will stay in there to jan 31st or whenever the month ends. A 30 day blast = 1 year in family

I Love Women
Bottle of wine A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, "So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God!" But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive. The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement,

Ask A Cop
64 WAYS TO PISS OFF A COP 1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?" 2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race. 3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf. 4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to...... 5. Ask if you can see his gun. 6. When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger. 7. Touch him. (THIS IS A SURE FIRE WAY TO GET YOUR ASS A BEAT DOWN..The Shield way, BUT GO AHEAD AND TRY IT) 8. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat. 9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat. 10. Refer to him by his first name. or call him farva... i get away with this one all the time 11. Pretend you are gay and ask him out. 12. When he says no, cry. 13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment. 14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way. (try this

Chapter 3
A list! 1.) I will NOT hand out my yahoo messenger, especially if your first words to me are do you have one? So stop asking. 2.) Do I have a cam? Yes. Can you see it? NO. 3.) Stop saying my man is really lucky because if you look at my profile, it says I'm single and I'm not lying about it or fogetting to change it. I really am single. 4.) With that being said, I'm not looking for a relationship on this site. I'm looking for friendship and harmless flirting. Not for a fuck buddy or a boyfriend. 5.) I took a lot of my "naughty" pics down because I was getting sick of the comments. I should have seen them coming, but I was just having some fun. Now I regret putting them on here in the first place. Oh by the way. . .not showing nudes so don't fucking ask. I think thats it. HUZZAH

Need Your Help!!
I'm in a contest and I need 50,000 pic comments by December 26 at 6 p.m. Pacific Time! Here's the link: Please comment as often as you can! All help is appreciated & will be remembered!! Thank you! Stacey aka "Mystic Butterfly"

12-21-07
Omg I'm finally back online smiles weeeeeeeeee.... Started moving on Saturday of last week. Sunday got hit with a blizzard of snow and still moved 5 loads. Monday was soposed to have phone on and nope whole phone box is hanging outside of the building lol no wonder it dont work. Now it's Thursday night and the phone guy was here most of the day and yes it works and I have my internet back. Thought I was going to lose it lol. Still have my big stuff stove fridge to move but other then that getting all settled in. Till later :)

Have You Ever Wondered?
Why is it that when you meet someone from online that appears to be the perfect person, turns out not to be? How can you just sit there and not do anything? This is the part where people get sick of the moo poo! Post more later!

New Meaning Of Love
Love is boundless love is eternal- Blissful in all measure Love is unconditionally and true- Love is fair love is pure More precious love always indures Love is kind,gentle, and sweet For with true love there is no such retreat Such true love nothin can compete And oh how complete!

I Love Someone But I Don't Know How To Say It...
I'm inlove with someone and it is really hard to tell them because that person knows how i feel about him. He is the most sweetest person that i know. I love him and his little girl so much. Everytime i see him he makes me smile and laugh all the time. He loves his little girl and i know that with my heart and soul. I hope he knows that i am talking about him.

I've Got My Sights Set On You
& I'm ready to wait! is it sad that I love Miley Cyrus??? I do its funny. So today..DEPPER training was like "sweet" in a sense..actually I sat there & was showing everyone at the station amazing videos lol ...man I love this shit. I don't know where the cute boy shorts I got last night are :( someone should...yeah...let me know lol cuz seriously FUCK i'm not of sound mind right now...

Love On Fire
Love On Fire by BlueWolf © The blink of an eye A moment in time Open your heart I will open mine Wanting to know you Getting to know me Thinking of you With every breath I breathe Out of the shadows Into the light Wanting true love The time is right Wanting it all In you it’s there Wanting romance Inhibitions bared The touch of a hand First kiss, desire A beautiful feeling Of love on fire........... ~~PLEASE RATE AND COMMENT THIS POEM~~

I Wish You A Merry Christmas....
My fun holiday version of the famous Song. I wish you a Merry Christmas; I wish you a Merry Christmas; I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Good tidings I bring to you and your kin; Good stockings for Christmas and a Happy New Year. Oh, bring me a friggin pudding; Oh, bring me a friggin pudding; Oh, bring me a friggin pudding and a mug of good beer I won't go until I get some; I won't go until I get some; I won't go until I get some, so bring some out here I wish you a Merry Christmas; I wish you a Merry Christmas; I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. I truely do hope YOU, and every loved one in your life, has a FANTASTIC, AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Love each and everyone of YOU, Derek

Dj Cowboy
YEEHAWWWWWW!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!! ITS TIME FOR DJ COWBOY!!!! LAYING OUT THE ROCKING ASS TUNES, HE'S THE BIGGEST MUSHROOMHEAD FAN SO IF YA LIKE THAT, YOU'LL LOVE WHAT ELSE HE PLAYS!!! COME RIDE WIT THE COWBOY!!!

Panty Thief
K so I just got back from Jacksonville this weekend and I had a blast. I haven't had that much fun in....well a long time. So coming home from Atlanta, my bag gets tossed on the wrong plane....GO DELTA....stupid asses. So they set up the delivery for the next day...and I am thankful to finally have my things. But....when I open my suitcase....I notice something....all my panties are missing!!!!! OMG I almost died. I have some perv walking around with all my panties. The worst thing about it is that I just bought them all. Now...I'm wondering what these sick ppl think about when they start going through your things. Damn I'm gonna start carrying my bag on!!!!!!

Oh Fudge !!!
Good Morning Everyone ... I'll be doing some last minute Christmas things today .. the biggest being ive got 8 batches of Fudge to make .. Yummy .. boy this is gonna be the test of all tests .. not being able to sample it as i go along lol.. I'm leaving Fu up.. as ill pop back from time to time but ive got a date with the stove and some Fudge ! .. talk with you all sometime thru the day .. If i dont get to catch you . Have a great day and ill talk with you soon Big Hugs to all Wen :)

Getting Ready For Them Holidays Coming...
Ive been busy getting ready for all these Holidays coming up ... How about you ? Anybody have any big plans ? If you do ...make sure to invite me ...LOL Ive been stocking up for New Years Eve ... think that I am almost ready Whos coming with me? I may actually need me a driver ... hee hee

Peek A Boo
I just poked my head back in here to see what's going on... Hey everyone! I'm doing good, hanging in there. I spend so much time on the PC at work (12 hours) that when I get back to the room I don't really feel like sitting online any longer. At least that's my excuse... It's been a bit chilly here, in the 50's during the day. I know it's not that cold but it's cold enough in the desert. I finished up my Fall semester with an "A" and a "C"... I'm just glad I passed that class.. statistics... kinda hard to learn with only a book. I'm here for the holidays since I just started with this company in September, I don't have much vacation time yet. I'm trying to get a friend to go with me in March but that might not work out but we'll try again later. I haven't seen him in soon to be 8 freaking years... How can so much time have passed? It was just the other day? Man I'm getting old. So....... :P Oh yeah, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays to everyone!

Please
tell me why I have to be getting sick right before Christmas. I have the rest of the afternoon off today and all day tomorrow but then I'm working all day Sunday and all day Monday! Someone shoot me now and put me out of my misery.....

Wtf?
Ok, let's start this by saying that I am in a foul mood today, for really no reason what so ever. So there are things that are pissing me the fuck off that would normally wouldn't bother me... All of these might not fit the pissing me the fuck off standard, they may be mild annoyances, but I really just don't care enough to differentiate... Also, these are in a very random order, as they occur to me, not in importance... so... I don't really give a rat's ass if you put 'girls only' on your page, what the fuck is that? are you a lesbian? then just fucking say so... 'girls only', fuck you... if you are gay, I have zero problem with that... if you don't like guys sending you lewd messages, that will not stop them, hell, guys dig girl on girl shit, so you are setting yourself up for more of it... next... downraters... what the fuck are you thinking? I really don't care if you don't like me, or anyone else on here for that matter... Do you think you are making some form of stat

The Boy
Subject: I hope This Story Touches You Message: I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that m y sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her af

Christmas Poem For Those Who Support The Troops.
Please Repost In Honor Of Our Service Men & Women. A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know. Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood

Mistletoe Lovin
The door slams behind me I let out a huge sigh of relief it is so cold outside and the stores were mobbed. I drop my shopping bags to the floor. A large smile appears on my face from realizing that I am done with all my holiday shopping and you are who I get to come home to. You come strutting out of the kitchen with this devilish smirk on your face… You grab me by my waist and hug me tight. “hunny look we are standing under the mistletoe” you whisper in my ear as you dangle the mistletoe over our heads. You tilt my head up and brush your lips over mine gently… I lick my own lips tasting sweet peppermint, must have been from the candy cane you had earlier... I love kissing you; the yearning it starts is like nothing anyone could ever do to me. You slide my jacket off my shoulders down my body to the floor… You lift my sweater over my head and throw that to the floor… You slowly unbuckle my belt and unzip my jeans sexily pulling off my pants you kiss each piece of skin uncovered…

Loves Small Flaw
It will catch up to you whether you want it to or not, Make your heart swell and tie it up in a knot. You wont know what it is but you'll feel it inside. Your feelings for this person well up inside. Then no matter how far and no matter how near... Each word or phrase she says, You'll always hold them dear.

How Freaky Are U In Bed?
HOW FREAKY ARE U IN BED...: GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... ((pssst, I scored a 61!)) ___________________________________________ 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN... A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-A

Meaning Behind The New Status Message
It's about a song I listen to and a story goes thru my head. Picture is u can a woman standing on a cliff. Looking out towards the ocean.. She is lookign for her love. She feels she has lost him and looking at the waves as they crash onto the lands edge...she thinks about over her life with HIM. The love she fetl from him and the life she wanted to have with him..At this poin in the story she is not sure where he is or if he feels love for hher any more...they haven't spoken in a while and she is thinking she has lost the one true love of her life...Looking down at the waves she wonders if she would feel anything if she were to jump into the water as it crashed ot the ocean...Then in the distance you see a man...He sees her on the cliff and sees her look down..He runs to her and grabs her as she moves her feet to jump..He spins her around and tell her that his life wouldn't be worth livign without her and he kisses her and holds her tight... SO what I am saying...I feel I am tha

911 Poem
'MEET ME IN THE STAIRWELL' You say you will never forget where you were when you heard the news On September 11, 2001 . Neither will I. I was on the 110th floor in a smoke filled room with a man who called his wife to say 'Good-Bye.' I held his fingers steady as he dialed. I gave him the peace to say, 'Honey, I am not going to make it, but it is OK...I am ready to go.' I was with his wife when he called as she fed breakfast to their children. I held her up as she tried to understand his words and as she realized he wasn't coming home that night. I was in the stairwell of the 23rd floor when a woman cried out to Me for help. 'I have been knocking on the door of your heart for 50 years!' I said. 'Of course I will show you the way home - only believe in Me now.' I was at the base of the b

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A Reason!
Why it is hard for me to see, what it is I really want to be? Always kind of hard to start the day, with nothing really good to say. I feel frustation,anguish and guilt; as if my brain is going to tilt. Surrounded by so much strife, and all I want is a brand new life. Need to start out on another foot, digging through all the ashes and soot. No matter what other people think, I know I cant pick up that drink. I dont know what life has in store, but there is one thing I know for sure. I have been shown a different way, and have learned what it means to pray. So no matter what it is that I do, I need to walk with you. Even through all the memories I kept, you were by my side with every step. So now I have a reason to live, and I know what I have to give. Thank you GOD, for showing me the light, and I will serve you with all of my might.

Please Read
i have a little problem i would like help with here it is i go to this site that is suppose to be fun and all but it seems when they write stuff people dont like instead of dealing with it they run to the big bosses of the site no here is my question should i be fun love and forgive and forget or should i go straight to the top my self and fight it im not a im not a get even type person but when people purposly set out to be hurtfull its hard to sit back oh and this is marked nsfw so that some dont get offended well this was going to be a mum but it seems some haters got me banned from writing mums for no reason i thing the shop has taken it to far when the allow the mummers to control the site i have seen miore then my share of mums that shouldnt be allowed and some very offencive comments on mums but day in and day out i see mummers get away with and type of behavior they want if you read this i wold

Shot Gun Blast
ok so this is what we call in the Army a shot gun blast. AKA an if the shoe fits wear it kind fo thing. I just got done with a rather bizar conversation with a woman that is using a MUMM do decide if she should stay with her hubby or not. Long story short there are far more issues there then whether or not she should stay with the hubby here is my thing...... Some of you people have a hard time discerning the difference between your real life and your internet life. SOme of these lives are so intertwined that the line between reality and fiction is not blurred but erased completely. Folks I ahve never seen more people with more issues on the internet than i have in this past year. I have had converesation where people have had to deal with incest drug addicts rape torture lack of money to pay for bills things getting shut off. The common denominator is this.....people living beyond their means and a total lack of communication between the two adults involved. Its easy folks get rid

And My World Comes Crashing Down 2
this holiday season is going to be very hard on me. i get to go see my youngest son the day after Christmas and have an overnight visit with him and i cant wait. on the 27th there will be a meeting and that is when we will tell my son that he is going to be placed in long term foster care until he turns 18 (he is 16 now) and we go to court on jan 10th. i found all this out today about what is happening on the visit and the court date and it has been weighing heavy on my heart. i just needed to get this out in some way. thank you all for reading this a mothers ramblings. dolphin

Words Of Inspiration?!?!?!
So im sitting here thinking.....i know you all can smell the smoke but oh well. I have a lot of friends that are going through rough times right now, alot of friends that hurting and are having to make decisions that are in no way shape or form easy to make. I have no great words of wisdom for you, what i do have is this...Do what is best for you and your own. If you have to leave the area in pursuit of a better life than do it. Leaving friends is hard losing your family is heart breaking. Above all else when you find yourself digging yourself into a hole do yourself a favor and put the shovel down. Have faith in yourself and the God that you believe in and thats it. For the powers that be do not give us any task that we cannot accomplish on our own. Do not rely on anyone else, they will let you down. I have learned in this 30 years i have been on this earth, (there are days i wake up and it feels like 60), that only you can do for you, people may or may not cut you a break but for

The Amero
So the American government has decided to start the devaluing of the dollar to the point that normal people will go bankrupt. After this happens it( the gov.) will issue a new coinage system called (as of right now): The Amero. This is after Bush has scrapped the US constitution and installed himself as a dictator. His power to do so comes from a little clause in the Homeland Security Act that give him the power to imposed the suspension the the Constitution the the case of a "national emergency" HATE ME, LOVE ME, OR FLAME ME. IDGAF JUST THINK FOR YOURSELVES FOR ONCE.

Broken Hearted
so we talk and we laugh we dream and we cry we live and we learn we yearn and we die ive come to terms that not everything in live is fair every time i hear her voice something deep inside me awakens i feel a lump in my throught a loss of words a shortness of breath ive finally found true love and ive always wondered what true love was and now i know no one else matters to me in the world but her she is my other half my completion i know one day i will lose her as much as i pray it never comes i know it is inevitable its just how life is we are hundreds of miles apart and yet i feel soo close to her i asked her to marry me she said yes i asked if she loved me she said yes i asked her to move here with me once again she said yes so why is it that she has broken my heart and left me to be by my self i know ive done some wrong things in life and ive hurt a few ppl but nothign i have ever done deserves this much torture this much heartache im always alone and

Study...
movements should follow current. force and inertia make up current. wether your current or opponants force and inertia can be warped thus stability in movement is crucial. find hara (center) for perfect stability. do not move around or away from hara. move with hara centered and perferably in positive state (underneath opponents hara) these movement s make it easier for one to control opponents current. a negative aproach (above opponents hara) should only be used during forceful movements or attacks. I.E. toppling movements. in the positive position shoulders should be kept even in aligned with hara during physical spiral. during negative aproach shoulders should not be forced downwards upon or around opponents torso. control of the opponents arm adds to your stability and weakens theirs due to applied pressure (twisting of joints). fingertips should be the guiding force in spiral and wrist should follow suit for secured grip and manipulation. use your fingers to b

The Lyrics To 1 Of My Favorite Songs...the Softest Place On Earth(xscape)
It’s a growing little feelin like a summer’s sun that slowly rises on a new horizon of love and it’s more exotic than Jamaica or tha rain that falls in Coasta Rica like a waterfall to the sea so tell me baby do you wanna fly I can take you high come ride on these midnight skies if you’re lookin for heaven’s only door you’ve got the key baby open me Chorus: Baby won’t you come inside I’ll take you on a fantasy ride take a journey through my universe my love’s the softest place on earth you don’t have to pull the blinds let the neighbors lose their minds baby you can be the first inside this softest place on earth Overflowing with emotion I will make you feel so sensual When I touch you you’ll lose all control come on baby kiss me all over from my mountains to my valley low there’s an ocean of love just for you, just for you do you wanna fly I can take you high come ride on these midnight skies if you’re lookin for heaven’s only door you’ve got the key b

Models & Such...
It's not that I don't appreciate beauty like the next guy, it's just that society has put way TOO much emphasis on it!Because of all of the "Glamour" floating around in Hollywood, it has made our nation to concentrated on the exterior aesthetics! Models have taken us by storm since the latter part of the 70's, & it seems like there is no slowing down! I was in a conversation about this earlier with someone, & that is what has brought this blog to a head! I made a folder in my pics, to showcase two of the many beauties on Fubar! It started out a joke, it still is a joke, & will remain a joke (until I delete it)! I'm not knocking the two gorgeous women in it, only pointing out how shallow a society has become, when people are more focused on gaining approval & validation from others telling us we are "Hot or Not"!*Shakes head in shame* We should be ashamed of ourselves! Since when is it more important what others think, than what we think of ourselves? There was a

How I Feel About My Life
Can You Feel? When you feel death,do you fall. When its all gone,do you scream. When the pains too much, do you cry. All these things I feel, but cannot let out. Why can't you feel, feel the pain I feel? HOME(damnKatrina) Just wanna go home, so tired of being alone, wish I could just go home,it hurts to be alone. Far from safe, gone from faith. Wish God would take this place. Wish I got just erase(the pain you feel) God watch us so long, now we feel to hell. Damn the land, send me back, to the hell where I once dwelled. Take away this shit we made. Break Her She gives her soul. To all of those who do not care. Sells her hands, to those who abuse and misuse. She screams in pain, but only inside. Always alone to her demons wish.Why cant she break free,save herself from hell. She's always there to drain her spirit dry, of all the tears she's cried for you. All the little things build a wall, to break her down, destroy her. Thrown to the side, who could have cared any l

Shitty Friends!!!
here is my problem, I have like 187 fiends, and every time i get on this shit i leave every one of them a profile comment! i spend like 2 to 2 and a half hours doing that shit! don't get me wrong i don't mind cause if your on my friends list i feel i owe it to you.. What really pisses me off is i only get like mabe 6 to 8 back! now thats fucked!! I'ts not every one, cause i do have some down mother fuckers who always return the luv!! its the other that just blow shit off!! here is the question.. Does this shit happen to you? and how do you feel about it? Tell me what you think? Am i just being a bitch? or do i have a lagit point!

Bitches Who Think They Are Innocent
you know, I am really tired of sneaky bitches and all that shit!!!! I have quite a few good friends.. and i am friendly to most people.... and I guess just a little naive sometimes !!!! You see... my best friend... DJ SHOTGUN.... he and I are really close... and this chick.... pretty much pretended to be my friend.. and then started filling my head with crap... making me doubt my best friend and our friendship... she almost... didn't, but almost succeeded in tearing us apart.... so now i choose to have nothing to do with her.... but some how i think she is up to it again... trying to be buddy buddy again with my best friend.... only.. we both know what she was trying to do... for what ever reason... but she helped us get closer to tell you the truth!!! I just hate the fact that this person feels the need to act like this and try to destroy friendships.. for what.. her own amusement?? Fun?? why do girls feel so threatened by me being his best friend that they have to act like stupid bit

Omg
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet , not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says , "Dark in here." The man says , "Yes , it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No , thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK , how much?" Boy - "$150" Man - "Sold." In the next few weeks , it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes , it is." Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove." The lover , remembering the last time , asks the boy , "How much?" Boy - "$350" Man - "Highway robbery. Sold." A few days later , the father says to the boy , "Grab your gloves , let's go outside and have

""mother """
Some of you know about this and some of you don't ..... It is something that bothers me on a daily basis, an I have no control over it.I just get to sit back and watch helpless. My mother and I have alway been very close , like best friends. About 4 years ago she was diagnosed with lung cancer , the worst and most aggressive kind. I was told to immediately get her affairs in order. She also had emphysema very badly in both lungs. So the bad lung could not be removed due to the other not being strong enough . After chemotherapy and radiation ,the cancer spread in to her bones. Now it is going all over her body. I have watched my mother at deaths door many times in the past 4 years .I have prayed many many nights for god to help her and to stop her pain . The most difficult thing for me to do is sit and watch helpless as my mother just withers away and watch her cry from the pain. There is nothing I can do but sit and hold her hand and tell her I love her . I cant even h

Christmas
I want to put this down before another year passes and the memory is wiped from my consciousness completely. I will try to relate the events as I remember them, though I am old now and can be unreliable. Still, the memory of that time is what I keep with me, rather than the actual facts. So this will be as close as I can remember it and probably as close as you can remember it since a) you weren't present for much of what I am relating, and b) wouldn't be able to do much better either without relying on wikipedia to confirm the true facts. I want to tell you about Christmas in France. Now, I'm sure that every American Exchange student in every different corner of France at any given time didn't witness the same sort of Christmas I did. I was in Grenoble in 1990. At that time, back in the States Bush Senior was gathering a coalition... and when I use the word "coalition" I mean more than just Great Britain along with a handful of Australian and Polish soldiers thrown in, to figh

Im Looking.......
THIS IS GONNA BE SHORT AND SWEET.....IM LOOKING FOR A VERY NICE MAN WHO I CAN GET TO KNOW IM NOT LOOKING FOR SOME RANDOM PERV.! I NEED A MAN WHO WILL SHOW "ME" SOME ATTENTION FROM TIME TO TIME IF THATS YOU SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE AND LETS GET THIS STARTED... XOXO KISSES *****DREAMS****

Just Random Ranting
Ok. You get an invite into a lounge. You go in, sit for a minute, get asked to subscribe, so you do it. Then you leave, and forget all about the place... I don't know how many times I've done that. So I sit here and go thru my list of lounges, which is vast, and determine which to keep and which to drop. I go into a lounge, hit unsubscribe, and move on to the next one...only to find that there IS NO UNSUBSCRIBE OPTION!! Shouldn't really matter. Just don't go in there. But it annoys me. I don't know if it is intentionally hidden, or if it's a fubar glitch in select lounges, but it annoys me. One lounge I went in to unsubscribe from had no unsubscribe link. I made a comment about it before I left, and was almost immediately contacted by a lounge staff member stating that they could do it for me, but would I reconsider...Why? I asked. Because you don't start drama, and you're fun. Well naturally, this is true. So ok, I will stay in that one. On to the next one, where AGAIN

Castration
After some initial "experiments"the "Castration" extreme escape will now most likely make use of a running chainsaw POSITIONED BETWEEN MY SPREAD LEGS. The chainsaw will be mounted to a metal stand and a leather belt will hold my waist by chains to the stand. This belt will prevent me from stepping forward away from the saw blade between my legs but WILL allow me to sag if my legs buckle and then the saw to rip my manly parts to bits. Speaking of sagging downwards... did I mention that I will be restrained in manacles and a neck collar with a 10 lb weight attatched to the back of it that is slowly but surely strangling me? The weight around my neck will naturally make me want to drop downwards but I DARE NOT or I will have my best features SHREDDED. This extreme escape is very sick, very real, and will no doubt have evey guy in the audience cringing and hiding thier eyes. As usual, no built in safety devices or gimmicks whatsoever and all performed in FULL VIEW OF THE

The Beginning Of A Christmas Tradition
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.

To A Specail Person She Knows Who
The snow, so peaceful and serene, caressed by the soft moonlight, gave magical feelings to the night. The soft blue glow, the lovers' words that then did flow, their lips closer and closer until, locked in the throes of a passionate embrace, he decided to express his feelings, to keep her safe. He whispered softly, his words like music to her ears, "I Love You," and her response the same, heard like the gentle breeze, "And I, love you, forever." That was the night they promised to be together through everything, each to care for the other when old and gray A lovers' pact the most likely to last.

A Dream And Someone's Interprtation Of It
Dream: I'm in my living room and I see that a beautiful antique patchwork quilt is covering something. I lift the corner gingerly, and underneath is a German shepherd, a journal, and a pen that is out of ink. A voice sings, ''I Did It My Way.'' Dream Interpretation: The rooms in a house represent different areas of your mind. The living room is a central area that is used often and is often multipurpose. As a symbol, this is the part of your mind that is most accessible and what your public sees. There is a beautiful patchwork quilt there, symbolizing the different pieces of experience and talent that you have put together to be who you are now. Underneath, though, is something you are not sure of. This dream is compelling you to look below and remove the cover. The German shepherd appears in the dream to give you courage, to protect and direct you toward the items. A journal and a pen are there to remind you to write down your thoughts and experiences. The pen is out of ink and

Lasst Day Help Me Plz
i am trying to help my daughter Nocturnal mistress to win the most kissable woman on fubar. would you please click on the pic and rate it then leave at lest 1 comment. i will be forever in your debt but it ends today so please HELP.... pic is link

This Is Very Important--please Read!
i get on line here for the first time after the sabbath which ended like 20 minutes ago--a number of my friends are angry at me---ok--lemme 'splain. i am going thru some horrible downcycling last week--some of the worst ever. i come home early from work just in case i would get dangerous to myself--i wanted to be home--i go check the computer--i must--it crashed last week and i lost everything. i medicate at 2.45--and thinking i'll be back before sabbath starts at 4.30--i leave everything where it is--well--i get up at 4.48--it was already sabbath--so that was it. at fubar it said i was on-line--my status at 2.45--so ur writing to me--i ain't answering--ur getting mad at me--i'm getting sad--please forgive me for all

Good ,confused, And Bad
Hello, Where to begin? Well, lets see. The other day my Sister( bestfriend/guardian to my son if something should happen) called me and tells me she was diagnosed with Guillain Barre Syndrome thanks to the Doctors here in Big Rapids Mi. she gets transported to Grand Rapids Blodgett and was told no its not that she has a Herniated Disc and that with surgery things should be good and not to worry. Great least its not the Death note Big Rapids gave her. right? Well her hubby calls after her surgery and says everything went well from what the Surgeon says. Later after Cheryl wakes up and is still kinda groggy tells me she thinks everything went well. (sigh) Im finally doing my xmas shopping lastnight for my son with a friend and get this call. Cheryl crying and yelling in the phone that she is Paralyzed from the waist down and dont know what to do and telling me she cant leave unless someone will be at her house with her 24/7 and she thought everything went good and its NOT... She is 38 yr

Screaming!
When does it payoff to be nice to people? Are sme of use here just to be used? When does the goddess of karma say, "Enough already! Here you fuckin' go! Your turn now!" When is it safe to close your eyes in the shower without fear of opening them to a butcher knife? Should I even expect anything or just be glad to be alive, because that would be quite a laugh! Is there ever going to be a time I can put my feet up, look out the window and just enjoy the scenery? Because I can't see it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Words
I feel myself falling deeper into this pit of anguish, only to see the truths that lie before me... Your words only for a small moment in my time eased this....only to placate a long known desire. Though this desire still reigns, your words now fall on deaf ears...Too long have i been victim to this , not only now but so many before you. Because of this, your so called words now only embitter me and drive me back to that brink of just what makes me despise your kind. The self induced hermit i have become over the years , from this type of rhetoric that falls from so many mouths...is a place i find solace So now i must retreat, admit my flaws still exist, and lick my wounds that have reopened. And go on with a life i know is meant to be.

U Guys Are Fags...
this is to everyone on here that has some fake ass pics up that they know damn well make them look better than reality....why perpetrate and try to be something that ur not??? people need to get comfortable in their own skin and act like they have some sense of self worth...i understand that some people do it cuz they are overly concerned about putting pics up because they dont wanna be cyber-stalked or whatever but what's the worst that will happen??? some douche bag is gonna jerk off to ur pic?? u should just see it as a compliment...lol...its the internet, do u walk around outside like a arab chick with ur face covered all the time??? cuz "the real world" is where the real threat is.....they can follow u home...all they can do on here is send u some fake threats that they more than likely couldnt even come close to acting upon....get over urselves and get more secure....act like a damn adult....if ur offended by this...let me know...i'll write back, it'll be fun....

Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: L: Have you any grounds? P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? P: It made of concrete. L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? P: No, we have carport, and not need one. L: I mean, what are your relations like? P: All my relations still in Poland. L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage? P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. L: Does your wife beat you up? P: No, I always up before her. L: Is your wife a nagger? P: No, she white. L: Why do you want this divorce? P: She going to kill me. L: What makes yo

You And I
Michelle, You and I are connected in a way that goes beyond romance, beyond friendship, beyond anything we ever had before. It has defied time, distance, family, friends, changes in ourselves, and changes in our lives. It has defied every explanation. Except one: Pure and simple - we are soulmates. I can't explain it. I just know it, I feel it. It's there in the way my spirits lift whenever we talk. The sound of your voice brings me home, in a way I cannot explain. It's in the delight I feel, when we both say I love you at exactly the same time. When I'm with you, it's like things shift into place. A place where they are supposed to be, and all is right with the world. These things, and so much more, have made me understand that this is a once in a lifetime, forever connection. A connection that could only exist between you, and I. And, deep in my soul, I know that our relationship is a very rare gift. One that will bring us extraordinary happiness all through our live

Dawn
DAWN Dawn, a new day awakens, The sun slowly rises above the horizon, It’s rays creeping up into the sky. Birds are chirping their morning song As they busily hunt their breakfast. Flowers slowly re-opening their petals, Reaching for the sky, The cloak of darkness fades away. As the world arises to golden hues, Go about your daily tasks But keep in your heart The beauty of nature As it wends it path from dawn to dusk.. Dusk - with its majestic colors, The setting sun brings brilliance to the sky Once again darkness settles upon the earth As we await the dawn of a new day and new possibilities. Rita Teubner

Sin Salutes For Me
Many of you know Sin... she has made Me a couple of Holiday salute pictures... they will be moved to My salute folder once I get to the next level and get more space... in the meantime enjoy the slide show and give a visit to her page... she Rocks!! Thanks Sin for the hot salutes :) Kinkstar Sin *Fu Owned*@ fubar

Goodbye Big Papa
My beautiful Antonio 'Big Papa' is gone. He always came into the bed to cuddle with me whenever I was sick or sad. He was my beautiful boy on the inside and out. He came to me with Adrenal Disease and was diagnoses with congestive heart failure about four weeks ago. His adrenal tumor wrapped around his heart and tripled in size in 10 days. His breathing was labored and would not get any better. I put him down. He will be missed everyday. I love you Big Papa. Rest in Peace.

A Good Boyfriend
Every girl dreams that one day she will find a guy that does these things for her. even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someones life. ¢¾ give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in? ¢¾ leave her cute notes? ¢¾ kiss her in front of your friends. ¢¾ tell her she looks beautiful. ¢¾ look into her eyes when you talk to her. ¢¾ let her mess with your hair. ¢¾ touch her hair. ¢¾ just walk around with her. ¢¾ FORGIVE her for her MISTAKES. ¢¾ look at her like she's the only girl you see. ¢¾ tickle her even when she says stop. ¢¾ hold her hand when you're around your friends. ¢¾ when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. ¢¾ let her fall asleep in your arms. ¢¾ get her mad, then kiss her. ¢¾stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. ¢¾ tease her and let her tease you back. ¢¾ stay up all night with her when she's sick. ¢¾ watch her favorite movie with her. ¢¾ give her the world. ¢¾ let her wear your clothes. ¢¾ when she's s

Things I Like
THINGS I LIKE Current mood: high i like the phillies i like the flyers i like tampa bay bucs i like booing the yankees i like booing the red sox i like saying fuk the yankees i like the word fuk i like to fuk i like eatin pussy i like likin pussy i like the taste of pussy i like smokin pot im smokin pot now i like dogs i like fish i like fishin i like traveling i like my head rubbed i like both my heads rubbed i like my bak rubbed i like rubbin backs i like rubbin feet i like pullin hair i like slappin asses i like football i like booing the eagles i like tailgating i like tailgating w my lil cousin i like bein an uncle i like bein a godfather i like goin to sports events i like gettin high while doin these (hold on) i like takin pics i like espn i like medium size boobs i like little boobs i like real boobs i like fake boobs i like ur boobs i like tattoos i like girls w tattoos i like long hair i like drinkin beer i like budweiser i like vodka i likke bein high i like my back

Thank You My Friend
Thank you for being there when I needed you and even when I didn't need you, Thank you for being there for me threw it all Even when I tried to push you away ,but you wouldnt let me Thank You. Thank you for being there through the good times and the bad times, Thank you for catching me before I fell down, Thank you for wiping away the tears when I was crying, Thank you for cheering me up and making me laugh when I needed it the most, Thank you for all the great memories we've had together But most of all... thank you... For being you an not changing who you are as a person!

To My Family,friends And Fans
Christmas - that magic blanket that wraps itself about us, that something so intangible that it is like a fragrance. It may weave a spell of nostalgia. Christmas may be a day of feasting, or of prayer, but always it will be a day of remembrance - -a day in which we think of everything we have ever loved. There's more, much more, to Christmas Than candlelight and cheer; It's the spirit of sweet friendship That brightens all year. It's thoughtfulness and kindness, It's hope, For peace, for understanding. Let us remember that the Christmas heart is a giving heart, a wide open heart that thinks of others first. The birth of the baby Jesus stands as the most significant event in all history, because it has meant the pouring into a sick world of the healing medicine of love which has transformed all manner of hearts for almost two thousand years... Underneath all the bulging bundles is this beating Christmas heart.

Ready To Go Postal I Tell Ya
god my fucking family pisses me off so much... my oldest brother Andrew is the worst... he seems to think cause he's the oldest & i'm the youngest that he can still use his stand-over tactics with me... well i can tell ya now that i'm gonna up & walk out on the family after xmas day lunch if he pulls any shit on me... the only reason why i might not do that is cause my dad will be there & i love my dad more than anything in the world... plus since he got married last w/end it's just confirmed to me that he's mum's fav child... FUCKING GRRRRRRRRRR

A Fu Christmas Tale!!!
Twas The Night Before Christmas, On FUBAR! (an adaptation by DJ SATIN...) Twas the night before Christmas, on Fubar, when all through the site not a creature was stirring, not evan the Bouncer I.d. Guy. The stockings were hung by the spotlight with care, in hopes that St. Nick, or atleast BABY~JESUS soon would be there. The Fu members were nestled snug in there beds, while visions of: Gift HAPPY HOURS, Gift BLASTS, Gift V.I.P.'s, Gift FU BUCKS, Gift Fu Tickers, & yes evan the shot @ a SPOTLIGHT. DJ~SILK

Update
Well I had to spend the night in the hospital, I came home Wednesday night. I was so ready to come home. But I started thinking maybe it might have been better to have stayed cause Wednesday night about 10 o clock I started getting really sick. I have been in so much pain the last few days its unbelievable. I have a high tolerance for pain but this has had me in tears, but the good news is im feeling a lot better today. Thank all of you for the get well wishes, I love all my fufriends and i have missed everyone. I figured I would get on here this morning and give everyone an update on how Im doing. Im about to go back to bed and get some more rest, hopefully Ill be back tonight...if not just so all of you know you are in my thoughts. Hugs, Love and Kisses

Merry Christmas
Just a short note to all my Fubar friends wishing everyone a great holiday. I'm home with my family in the Creek and am off and on 'til Wednesday so if I miss your shouts, forgive me...but I wish y'all peace, love and alot of naughtiness...oops, I meant happiness! And if your happy comes in the form of naughty, you lucky things! Be safe!

Keep Holding On
You're not alone Together we stand I'll be by your side You know that is nothing more That I want To be by your side We have a bond so strong, That no other can break. I believe We can make it through Together Stay strong You are my knight in shining armor Protecting and defending me You will take my hands When it gets cold. You will stay by my side When I get all alone Be strong I won't stop believing you When it gets tough Think of me, You will make it though When it gets cold Think of me Warming your heart from afar There is no other way I want No other love I seek Its amazing how you take my heart with your first smile How grateful I am, To have your love here with me Keep holding on Though we're far apart, We will make it through I am here for you Our paths will cross again one day, We are meant to be together The day will come When I can see the smile I adore

Not In The Holiday Spirit
Well Everyone its that time of the year where everyone is supposed ot be gettign ready to Celebrate christmas, wherther its because you are doing it int eh memory of our lord jesus christ, or because of the holiday spirit and you want to give as good as you might get..its all teh same.... For everyone but me...I'll tell you y As most of you may already know, i've once again been assigned into iraq for a other tour in the "War agasint Terrorism and Iraqi Frredom". Well i was hoping to be home for the holidays and Just when i thought things were goingot start looking up that i might get to spend an actually christmas home for once, since being in the Army, ive been away from home on almoost every single major holiday that there has been and now it looks like this year will be no different. I have a Daughter, Her name Is Xi'an and those who have meet her know how vibrant and enthralling she can be..well ive been on this little monsters tail about what she wanted for christmas

Those Born1920-1979
THOSE BORN 1920-1979 READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO. IF YOU DON'T READ ANYTHING ELSE---VERY WELL STATED TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drin

"hot Child In The City" Cover. (sample For Now)
Since I don't explore this genre of music that I'm presenting to you very much, your opinion is wanted! I'm covering one of my favorite songs, "Hot child in the city". When I first heard this song, I was a little boy, and along with my Led Zep and Kiss records, it made me say to myself, "self, this is what I wanna do!". So the rest is history and here we are. Note: This is only a sample segment. I have not finished the chorus and bridge, so you're getting the first verse, up until the chorus. Stop by and let me know what the fuck you think of it. Love, sex n Death always, Aaron/LSD Love Sex n Death

Makes Me Cry
PLEASE READ A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.

Love Spell
Love Spell Every time I look at you my heart skips a beat I wonder if you know, my love, that my heart is at your feet I leave it there for you to do whatever that you wish You could take my heart, and love me, Or just leave me in this bliss.

He's Back, Old And New Friends Go Welcome Him Back-long Haired Country Boy Wohoooo Daddy Mark
HE'S BACK, OLD AND NEW FRIENDS GO WELCOME HIM BACKrecountry boy@ fubar (repost of original by '~onecrazymomma~(OTS)' on '2007-12-23 07:28:11')

Apology 4 A Special Women
the other day i had a chat with a very nice sweet women.things were going great until i ruined the moment. i then started deceiving her, and calling her names and stuff. sometimes i dont know why i do the thigs i do.but iam truly sorry for what i done and how i acted.she is a special women and i was to stupid and ignorant to see the true beauty in this wonderful person. i am now intent on a new begininng and a fresh start.

The Best Of My Love
Every bit of your love Brings warmth to my heart. Because you are someone special, I knew it from the start. You give me a reason The joy of each day. Waking up each morning Without a delay. I think of what you might be doing As early as it might be. The sun shining through The branches of a tree. Reaching my window The light seems so bright. Bringing life to the flowers Breaking the night. My thoughts start wandering As they often do. But most of my thoughts Are centered on you. I think about the future, And what it will be. Me holding you, And you holding me. Hand in hand , No matter the weather. Our love will shine As WE face life together. This is the way Our life WILL be. The roots are planted, And growing like a tree. The only way to go Is up and out, I love you very much, There is no doubt. So I’ll keep watering this tree, A plant of love. It will keep growing, High and above. So,

Please Show This Awesome Person Love And Kindness
PLEASE GO SHOW THIS AWESOME PERSON SOME LOVE AND KINDNESS. ITS SO CLOSE TO CHRISTMAS AND HIS MOM JUST PASSED AWAY. FROM WHAT HE TOLD ME, HIS MOM WAS IN PAIN AND TAKING PAIN MEDICATIONS. BUT LATE THURSDAY NIGHT/VERY EARLY FRIDAY MORNING SHE WAS NO LONGER IN PAIN. SHE SLEPT ALL MORNING WITH OUT TAKING PAIN MEDICATION AND SLEPT PEACEFULLY ON UP TO 3:00PM PST WHEN SHE STOPPED BREATHING AND WENT HOME TO BE WITH HER LORD JESUS CHRIST. SO STOP BY HIS PAGE AND SHOW HIM LOVE, KINDNESS, AND SUPPORT. FlyByNight@ fubar

Show Them Some Love
i love my slave go and spank her with love shes a good slave. shes really cool to talk to WONDER_WOMAN@FUBAR.COM_OWNED_BY_~HUNTER~@ fubar also show my other slave some love shes an awesome friend, and really nice ~♥BrownEyedBeauty~♥~FuOwned By 'Ðá Mäinê MÁn®' And FuOwned By Texas Camaro Nut@ fubar

Long Distance Relationships
Long Distance Relationships I've been noticing people asking questions about having a long distance relationship and if true love is possible or not. I strongly believe that anyone can have a long distance relationship. how the 2 truly feel about eachother is another story. What makes a long distance relationship strong? honesty, love and care towards both people. now bad times are to be expected throughout a relationship and if you love someone enough you'll work on the issue yourself along with your partner to make sure it's resolved, walking away doesn't solve anything, it just shows that you don't love that person like you claimed you did. issues come up, resolve them than carry on, however as you carry on and as the 2 can resolve problems/issues together you will notice the relationship getting stronger, the love will be burning lol. if people say "how can you love someone that's miles away from you" it's quite simple. you love someone for who they are, not just what

Tough Enough To Wear Pink ( An Old Blog But Needed To Be Reposted)
Tuesday, September 04, 2007 TETWP Category: Life TETWP = Tough Enough To Wear Pink. Started by the Professional Bull Riders Association to raise money for Breast Cancer Awareness. The Southern Ohio Quarter Pony Association Sponsored a Horse show this weeekend in Circleville Ohio. 100% of the proceeds went to Breast Cancer Research and Awareness. I Participated in the Show with my mighty studless steed Elmer. I started Practicing for this show back in June. Hours in the saddle trying to perfect my posture as well as my equitation, keeping my seat all that good stuff that goes along with a flawless performance in the ring. It paid off. The first two classes I entered in were halter classes, the first class was the $100.00 Open Halter Class, I took 3rd, the second Halter Class was just an open halter class in which i again took 3rd. All that time in the saddle i forgot to brush up on my halter class skills. Not that I really could have done much. They judge t

The Contract
The Contract The time of the old-fashioned "Til Death Do Us Part" marriage license is over. In this age of Las Vegas marriages and quickie divorces, the time has come for a New Deal. The Prenuptial Agreement was a start, I now bring you the Five-Year Marriage Contract also known as THE ROOKIE DEAL The Rookie Deal is a concept spawned by professional sports. In this application it is used for couples entering their first civil union. All original marriage rules apply. Early Termination of Contract results in Monetary Reimbursement of the Injured Party. (That's right, You Cheat You Pay) Predetermined Arrangements will be made for any Child Care Costs and/or Visitation. After four years of (faithful) marriage both parties are eligible to apply for.... FREE AGENCY The two parties have one month to negotiate a Contract Extension suitable to their respective needs. Hiring a

God Is Not A Woman
....but the Holy Trinity has a woman involved. The Holy Ghost is an alias for the supreme First Lady. The King James translators didn't like saying "the Father, the Son, and Michelle". A Kingdom of Heaven without women sounds...kinda gay. Those early Catholics had issues with women. So yes, there was a female presence in the universe before the Garden of Eden. There is no other way to explain dolphins or the color pink. Dad built it, Mom decorated it, and Junior is the main liason with the tenants. Simple. And now for the other extreme. This one is easy too, I have a list. If God Was A Woman 1. Chocolate would be a vegetable 2. Dolphins would have no natural enemies 3. All prayers would be answered immediately. In person. In detail. Even if the answer was No. 4. She would be on CNN more than Britney Spears and Angelina Jolie combined. A Goddess could not go 2000 years without talking out loud. 5. T

The Plunger
The Plunger I will now issue a response to women worldwide who have complained for sooo long about the toilet seat being left up. Granted, it is an annoying habit but you ladies do annoying things too. For instance..... "Dammit woman, where is the plunger???" After doing some research I have discovered that a lot of women for some odd reason dont keep their plungers in the bathroom. I have found them in all sorts of odd places...hall closets, stairways, the washtub in the basement next to the washing machine(my GOD)...everywhere but next to the toilet where it belongs. True, this is not all women, just like its not all guys with the toilet seat...but its just as annoying! So for future reference: the spare tire goes in the trunk, the fire extinguisher goes in the kitchen, the flashlight and candles go in the hall closet, and the plunger...goes in the bathroom. And the next time you're about to complain about a toilet seat ask youself...."Where did leave the

Yep Me Again
So here I sit again, another night of guard duty here in IRAQ. Yet another way to protect the freedom of those around us. Lets see I aint been in the mood to deal with stupid ppl lately. I mean im sick, tired of hearing all the whining about who is going on mission on who is staying back. Im mean come on grow the fuck up. You signed the dotted line and you knew what you were coming to do. But you still have those select few shitheads who want to bitch, like the fuckers that sit home and do nothing while Im here with my guys protecting the everyday freedoms. Shit half of you will probably never read this, and to those that do. I could care less about what stupidity you have in your mind that you think I would care to read about. If I wanted to listen to your shit, Id just sqeeze your neck. So save the writers cramp and the lil brains you have. And dont bother me with pity comments. Fuck Off...

Only As Good As Your Thoughts.....
We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts we make the world. Speak or act with an impure mind And Trouble will follow you As the wheel follows the ox that draws the cart. We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts we make the world. Speak or act with a pure mind and happiness will follow you As your shadow, unshakable. "Look how he abused me and beat me, How he threw me down and robbed me." Live with such thoughts and you live in hate. "Look how he abused me and beat me, How he threw me down and robbed me." Abandon such thoughts, and live in love. You do not see me out here. I am an image projected on the back of your own retina. You do not hear me outside of yourself. The sounds are simply vibrations on your own eardrum. This is the profound, simple truth: You are the master of your life and death. What you do is what you are. By,Lao Tzu

Merry Christmas!
To all my friends and fans i wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year and i hope that all your dreams and wishes come true my heart is with you all!! thanks for all the rates and comments that have been given to me this yr and i will try to return the faver!! with love carl bdc

Gold Paper
I just got this from my Mom , And wanted to share it with everyone , You may repost this if you wish . Gold Wrapping Paper' The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, 'This is for you, Momma.' The mother was embarrassed by her earlier overreaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. 'Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?' She had tears in her eyes and said, 'Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full.' The mother was crushed.