Fubar Blog Posts 4

All About What I'm Guilty Of
( ) been dumped ( ) been fired ( ) been in a fist fight (x) snuck out of my parent's house (x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back ( ) been arrested (not really) ( ) gone on a blind date (x) lied to a friend ( ) had a crush on a teacher ( ) skipped school ( ) slept with a co-worker ( ) seen someone die ( ) been to Canada ( ) been to Mexico ( ) been on a plane ( ) thrown up in a bar ( ) set a part of myself on fire not intentionally (x) eaten sushi ( ) been moshing/crowd surfing at a show (x) love someone or miss someone right now (x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by (x) made a snow angel ( ) had a tea party (x) flown a kite (x) built a sand castle (x) try going threw puddles on a bike (x) gone puddle jumping (x) played dress up (x) jumped into a pile of leaves (x) gone sledding (x) cheated while playing a game (x) been lonely (x) fallen asleep at school ( ) used a fake id (x) watched the s

Hell-this Is Graphic Please Beware
Hell I have walked the ravaged roads of desire The world has brought me to a place of fire I was tortured and picked I was given into resentment I was a child in your eyes In mine I was only the hell that got burnt alive 50 years of total suffering You could not afford a sandwich or nothing You thought my addiction to booze Was my only crutch to hang to while my sores oozed I was a man I was one who lost many My wife died to cancer My child died sexually to many I tried to fight THe fight that was good You told me you were not in the mood I was a man burning in hell Couldnt keep a job because I fell DIsability tore me to plenty I grabbed a pill to comfort my worries I knew I was lost and you wouldnt help This country has cost more than it helped Reach out to the poor this is my final toast I grabbed a knife and just slit my throat Sometimes those are hard to write. I have a couple bums by my house and that is what i saw in them one day. Yes graphic but

Contemplative
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Dance- as though no one is watching you, Love- as though you have never been hurt before, Sing- as though no one can hear you, Live- as though heaven is on Earth -unknown

Now I Am Mad !!!!!
Ok well I did just have a hole page filled with stuff about me and my family and I did not put a subject line so of coruse it did not take it.So now I have to redo it all over but Im not up to doing it all ove tonight so I will have to do it some other nite because I really need to get off here and go to bed I have to work in the morning.Oh everyone messes up every now and then.....

The Week Is Finally Over *yay*
The lead left for New York this afternoon. We had one last heart to heart on what I need to do for him and what he needs to do for me (Support for training, handle the politics, get me involved in some interesting projects). I asked for SGI unix training. Number 2 in the charge of the department gave me a positive response in front of the person slated to go *lol* I will be getting a mac to come up to speed on macs (we have a growing number of mac users). I leave early, being told I didn't need to be there with putting in my 40 hours already. My manager actually calls me and has me put in the OT. Just wild. Never been at a company that did that before. You always sucked up the OT if you were a salaried employee ;) What a great company. JJ the Axe

Go Ahead And Torture People Just Don't Get A Blowjob — Friday, 29 September 2006
now, about 8 years ago, clinton lied about sex, and they wanted him fired. Impeached bush lies about haveing prisons, and about authorizing torturing people, and he's forgivin? and they pass a law protecting him. If I didn't know it was true, I would have never believed it. What the FUCK is this world coming to???? Something needs to be done about this. I'm not really sure what, and I certainly couldn't write it down if I did.... But there's serious issues going on. The two questions to ask yourself are: ARe rights being violated? Is there a lack of popular sovereingty?? Have we tried to alter this??? Some people might not care cuz it's not american citizens being tortured. But really, what's next?? Do we torture people suspected of murder before they are even convicted? When mexicans are arrested in our country, is it okay to torture them? Or even anyone on vacation from other countries who get arrested? Should they have rights? What if you get arrested in anoth

Sex
You prefer Rough sex! You like it ROUGH. Hard, great, wonderful slamming sex is your type of sex. More the product of lust than love - and utterly horny - rough sex is what satisfies you. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com

I Need One Of These.
"Your Guardian Angel" When I see your smile Tears run down my face I can't replace And now that I'm strong I have figured out How this world turns cold and it breaks through my soul And I know I'll find deep inside me I can be the one I will never let you fall I'll stand up with you forever I'll be there for you through it all Even if saving you sends me to heaven It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Seasons are changing And waves are crashing And stars are falling all for us Days grow longer and nights grow shorter I can show you I'll be the one I will never let you fall I'll stand up with you forever I'll be there for you through it all Even if saving you sends me to heaven Cuz you're my, you're my, my, my true love, my whole heart Please don't throw that away Cuz I'm here for you Please don't walk away and Please tell me you'll stay, stay Use me as you will Pull my strings just for a thrill And I know I'll be okay Though my skies are turning gray

What Do You Think?
Ok, what is your line? I mean how far would you let someone go? Do you believe in love or just in lust,or a combo of both? I got asked this by a friend. It's like don't know what to say. I mean can you be happy with both or just happy with one or the other. For that matter do you think You can still be with someone and have a open relationship,where you see each other as well as other people. This is also another thing I have been asked lately. Just how much does your zodiac sign plays in your love life. Just strange to hear all of this come from my friend who changes her boy friends as often as she changes her panties. (which happens to be every other day) So It's like Hello Do I know you!! I mean she's a sweetheart and i care about her, but it's just strange to hear her say these things!! Thats all for now!!

Beef, It's What's Fer Dinner.
You Are Beef You're big, burly, and maybe even a little stinky. And no one's going to come between you and a good steak. And you've probably never met a vegetable you like, unless fries and ketchup count. What Kind of Meat Are You?

Starting Over
i awake in the night cold sweats images of you why cant i forget i want so bad to forget you plague my mind like a bad dream i drown myself im fawkin pissed after what u put me through what do u expect me to do sit here and cry beg you to come back im done with you and all your games all that's left of us are the pictures in these frames Ive tried so hard to make things work but your so set in your ways so set in making me hurt now the time has come to say goodbye your control of me and my life is about too die I can see in your eyes all the pain that's inside the look on you face just cant hide the hatred within im pushing you back but still your here haunting my dreams and making me wonder what am i to do so i turn up this bottle all i see is myself just sitting there on the shelf all i see is me sitting here alone all i see is me me without you

Pain Of Love
PAIN OF LOVE pain of love is the hardest to ignore they say love’s pain is the one that lasts forever and they always say “if you love sumthing let it go if it was yours it’ll come back if it doesn’t then it never was yours” pain its self is hard to over come but the pain love brings is harder then any other pain in life.

"for Time & All Eternity"
For time and all eternity we are to be. You showed ne just how to be me. My love for you is as boundless as the sea. For time I never knew As for Eternity I never dreamed of meeting a person just like you. How can it be that time has kept you from me so let it be. Eternity is a never ending thing for you and me. Brandylynn Christine Christian Copyright ©2006 Brandylynn Christine Christian

Rodeo
Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.' Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."

Sat... 9/30
Ok so it's now 3:30am in NY.... I just got home from work... OMG it was so borring.. I't be like watching a snail race.... Ther was a total of 8 people that came in tonight.. 6 were durring my shift... most were all in 2 hours out of 6... so for the other 4 hours I was watching the door... So yeah... Worked sucked a big one... The girlz were pissed cuz they were maken no money.. I actually made more then everyone cuz well I get paid by the hour and maybe get a bonus for "solving" a problem.. ;)... But yeah so now it's time to get to sleep so... ttyl..

Zen Thoughts
ZEN THOUGHTS A day without sunshine is like, night. On the other hand, you have different fingers. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Honk if you love peace and quiet. Remember, half the people you know are below average. He who laughs last thinks slowest. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade! Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. Always try to be modest,

This Is The Real Me.........like It Or Leave It!
I am not a pretty boy. I don't have 6 pack abs or defined muscles. I don't play games. I'm not a player. If that is the kind of guy you like, I'm not it! I work hard. I love to sweat. I am an adrenaline junkie. I repel, paintball, etc. I like my beer cold, my shots hard, my cars fast, my trucks big, and my toys tough. I am your typical blue collar guy. There are some weeks I live pay check to pay check. I still live at home (until my construction company can support my expensive life). I work 3 jobs just make ends meet. I have made some bad choices in my life, none of which I regret. I love the outdoors; I am not a tree hugging nature freak. I used to hunt until I ran out of time too. I believe that vegetarians will starve to death if we ever have to resort back to tracking and killing our own meals. I believe that P.E.T.A. is a group of radical extremists that needs to be shut down and the members need to eat a good steak once in a while. I support our troops. I believe that our past,

Tempting Fate
Diving in with both feet has always been my forte whatever the consequences of my actions... I have, yet again, jumped into a new relationship... Yes, it wasn't but a week ago that I hated men but something about this one just feels very different. Plus He's a rockstar... or will be soon... hey baby.... you know who you are... much kissez and cuddlez. thats it for tonight.... wish me luck on this one.. HUGE PROPS TO NETWAVZRADIO!!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING!!!!!!!!

Lessons In Management
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have you!" But the girl said "NO!" Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Ask him for $200, then pick up the money very fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She replied, "The bastard used coins!" Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety, before agreeing to it and getting screwed.

I'd Appreciate It If You Helped Me Out....
Ok, I know I posted this like a thousand times but seriouslly, go to this website: http://www.mydeathspace.com/deaths.aspx It really needs hits, and the more hits then it will stay open...it's received a lot of controversy but these are REAL people on Myspace and REAL deaths!!!

Blogs Are Ok
Hope you dont mind but I wanted to start my blog section anew! here in about an hour I have to take Andy our male dog to the doctor to be put to sleep cause he has a tumor or something and he is bleeding out his nose!! Sorry to be graphic but I am gonna miss him! And I have to take him in!!! I can say no biggie but It sucks!

Why Life Is So Precious
life is precious to us that some times it takes just a littel thing lia baby being born to wake us up and realize that life is to short on this planet .yes i took my female husky haveing puppies to make me realize that life is really precious and dear to me.i love life and all it has to offer me.i know i wrote some things i shouldnt have and i plan to wrecktify that.i just love watching puppies being born it is so nice to see littel ones come in to this world .will my granddoughter was born at 5 am this moring just found out the doughter just called to let us know i think its so cool .

Trying This Out
my fiiend told me about this site. im bored as hell with my space. so i thought i would try this and see what its like. kinda cool so far. But i wonder how many people actually talk on here or just do it for points? Hope my opinion is wrong.

Too Young To Die
Too Young To Die Is that me lying on the ground? Why are people screaming? Is that blood coming from my body? Why doesn't somebody help? Is that sirens I hear? Maybe I'll survive Who is the drunk man? Why are the police talking to him? How could he think he could drive When he can't even stand up I remember it now The headlights coming so slow I couldn't move or cry for help My legs had turned to lead The pain in my legs As I flew through the air My lifeless body bouncing Along the ground I remember the angels Coming to carry me away Tell them Ma, I'm too young To Young to die this way Dave Enmerson

My Birthday Is Tomrrow
so Tomrrow is my 20th Birthday && I dont know if im having a Party Yet or Not My Mom wants me Go with her to get her hair cut in the Morning so i dont know whats up Um Its 10:08 Am Im still up Soo Bored & Ugh Yeah My Cat was being Annoying earlier so i stuck her outside im trying to fix my comp in my room but its annoying me So I Gave up on it for now but ill try again later lol i Miss Allie My Boo & Travis Hes Coming Home in 17 days & I Havent Gotten To Talk to Joe He seems to be rather busy Now days at the bar and all lol so yea i dunno Whats up so im just rambling on Oh and allie i Made You A Sign Pic just Have to figure out How to get The picture from my other comp on to This site lol Well Thats about it Leave me sum Birthday luv Tomrrow Peace out Guys Jodie + Allie = BBF

Halloween Skins
Tis the season to be gory.... I have just created 15 new Halloween skins at the time that I write this. There are many more on the way so come by often to see what is new. Please go check out my page, browse my skins and rip any that you like. IF you take one or more, please do the common courtesy of sharing the Cherry love... you know... Add me as a fan, a friend, rate my profile a 10, rate my photos as a 10, leave tons of comments, promise me your first born... the usual. :) Know that it takes me 15 min to an hour to make each skin depending on the color combination etc. IF you have a particular picture and or color combination that you want, send me a private message with a link to the photo and what colors you want for the text. If you have no color preference I am really good at picking the best color scheme to go with the background. For an example of my work, come check out my page several times. I have a few of my favorites set to random. Also, plea

Women Are Pros At Sensing The Inner Wussy.
Hi Readers Okay, here goes. First, what's been working for me. The CF attitude is definitely paying off. Bottom line, IT WORKS. Another tip I've found to work for me is to generally play up to a woman's insecurities. DON'T make fun of them, be respectful, but just let them be aware of the fact, tactfully, that you KNOW that they arn't perfect, and given a different set of circumstances, if you so chose, you could be with someone else. The trick I have found that works for me is to ALWAYS KEEP THEM GUESSING. Does he like me, or doesn't he? Where do I stand? How can I win him over? Don't give them your undieing devotion to them right off the bat or they'll KNOW that you're a wussy!!! Okay, so here's my question. Could you tell me how to ask a girl out without "losing your power...?" It seems to me like once you have "put yourself out there", and asked her the question "Will you go out with me?" you have made yourself seem somewhat weak and wussy-like. Is the

My Shit!
For Her Sweet Brown Eyes All I wanted for her. Was a little life for her. All I ever wanted was just to hear her sing. And now I’m all alone waiting for this nightmare to end. Wondering will she still be my friend? For the song she sings, pain is all it brings. From the moment I saw her. From staring into those sweet brown eyes. I knew I was in love. For her I will not lie. Deep In My Darkness Is Your Light I fall so far without you! In the darkness I will find you And bring you to the light! I have been cursed and cannot see the light deep in my heart, But maybe in time if fate allows forgiveness will come from our hearts As well as the light I have so long wanted to protect you with. But no one is perfect and I Know I’m not, but to me you are and I do not deserve you! It hurts me and the light grows dim And I die more and more inside without anything to fuel The fire that was once in my heart! I’m sorry and I do not ask for forgiveness Hopefully God will gui

Qualifying
1 1 Fernando Alonso Renault 1:44.128 1:43.951 1:44.360 2 2 Giancarlo Fisichella Renault 1:44.378 1:44.336 1:44.992 3 11 Rubens Barrichello Honda 1:47.072 1:45.288 1:45.503 4 12 Jenson Button Honda 1:45.809 1:44.662 1:45.503 5 3 Kimi Räikkönen McLaren-Mercedes 1:44.909 1:45.622 1:45.754 6 5 Michael Schumacher Ferrari 1:47.366 1:45.660 1:45.775 7 4 Pedro de la Rosa McLaren-Mercedes 1:44.808 1:45.095 1:45.877 8 16 Nick Heidfeld Sauber-BMW 1:46.249 1:45.055 1:46.053 9 17 Robert Kubica Sauber-BMW 1:46.049 1:45.576 1:46.632 10 15 Robert Doornbos RBR-Ferrari 1:46.387 1:45.747 1:48.021

What Dragon Are You?
Which Dragon resides in your soul? (cool pictures!) You are a silver dragon. The rarest kind of dragon. YOu are noble yet avoid humans as much as possible. You are the guardian of the defensless and you rule the skies.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Friends.........
Hey Everyone I just wanna let everyone know I LOVE ALL Y'all!! I adore everything everyone sends me! I really wish I had more time on here.......... Only now I have went back to work I never have time to show the LOVE EVERYONE DESERVES!!!! I just want everyone to know your in my heart and thoughts everyday!!!!!! THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR ALL YOUR LOVE!!! I really do care and appreciate each and everyone of you!!!!!!!!! I have alot of new GREAT FRIENDS!! I just wanted y'all to know I LOVE YOU!!! Sincerally~~TURTLE

Hey!
Hey everyone...hope u guys are doing well...not much is going on my way...Mad at my Tabbie cuz she is going to the concert without me! But hey...thats ok she knows I love her! Got a few new pics coming soon so check them out and let me know what you think...Take care...Lots of Evil Love!

Do You Think You Are The Chit???
I find it humorous how many men and women think they the chit but when it comes to other things like cooking, cleaning, having a real job, car or real friends they ain't got shyt. I love to meet new people and enjoy being a flirt, but if you say i'm this or that, positive or negitive, that is your perception of me but it don't make me a better or worst person. I seen the trap of online groups and peers that people thrive off of ratins, compliments and acceptance of their peers. If they didn't get it they would feel rejcted. I enjoy the internet and i pay 60 bux a month for entertainment. If you get stress for trying to be in the 'in' crowd, do yaself a favor and keep you 60 bux a month and delete ya internet account. It's not worth it. What you think?

This Reality
Deep down inside of me, the little girl remembers, afraid to make a mistake, afraid to speak out loud The feelings that swirled through a confusion of cloudy painful reality. I thought those fears far behind me and yet, the memories come. I can refuse all that I am yet the feelings do not lie, I am still that girl, remembering, though I deny. I want so badly to live in a perfect reality filled with love, understanding, and peace. But that reality only exists in the elements of my mind, this plane is where I must live. I am no longer a little girl, I breathe as silently as possible, offer impossible platitudes. Give as much of myself as I can, yet it seems that it is not enough. I walk softly on tipotoes as invisible as I can. Jump to please, do as bidden, giving large berth to my invisible problem, lest it turn into a bigger mess than I think I have created. One day hoping for a true and gentle affection From the heart of one I love, and unti

My Name
Donnie -- [noun]:An aphrodisiac made of cucumbers 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com Nualp -- [noun]:A master of sexual gratification 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com Weedman -- [adjective]:Smelling like unscented lube all of the time 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

My Crystal
Crystal Power A luminious sliver you might be of personal power just for me I send to you my energy to blend with you in harmony. Crystal mine, I hold in hand a bit of power from the land within this circle drawn of sand I hold you close and so command Keep me safe and pure of mind Not forgetting to be kind To all the people I might find Who need a hand, are in a bind. I'm ready now, so hold to me It's good for you and safe, I see I now hold close our energy And as my will, so mote it be! © Copyright 2002 Amawitch-granny witch

Blah, Blah, Blah.
Just For FunBasicsName/Nicname?:Brandy Age?:24 Male/Female?:Female Straight/Gay/Bi?:Mostly Straight Single/Taken?:Single Eye Color?:green-blue Hair Color?:Blondish Right now Nationality?:White Girl (German and Czech) 1st thoughts waking up?:I wanna go back to sleep Bedtime?:Sometime after midnight, depending if I have taken sleeping pills to deal with my insomnia Last time you......Had sex?:Months ago Masturbated (DONT lie!)?:hehe. Yesterday. Faked it?:A few times Gave Oral?:Months Ago Received Oral?:Months Ago Used a toy/toys?:Never Had sex w/more than 1 partner at a time?:When I was 18 Took naughty pics?:No Comment Had a one night stand?:A couple months ago Had sex in a public place?:LIke 3 years ago Have you ever...Cheated?:No. Been cheated on?:yes Fell in love?:absloutely Been dumped?:abslutely Slept w/ someone you met online?:haha. Yup. Been w/someone of the same sex?:Not sex, no. But other things Had a "fuck buddy"?:Yep.

Coffee Break
Coffee Break The sun gently bathing me in its lifegiving force Renewing, refreshing, healing my tired suffering flesh I turn up my face and silently thank the Lady who has given me another chance to begin anew. I close my eyes, listening to the music of the ocean The rythme of the gently lapping water hypnotizing my dispirited being, rekindling my love affair with life. Feeling beneath me the carpet of the Earth enveloping me with her silky, scented friendship Alive, aware, and alert, knowing my deprivation Baptizing me with a gift of encouragement. © Copyright 2002 Amawitch-granny witch

Little Ole Me ;)
hey everyone...just wanted to write a couple things about myself ;)....i'm 5'3" about 108 lbs....i'm single :(......i like dancing and swimming and bowling......and anything else that is fun ;)......anything else you want to know you need to ask ;)...talk to you soon....bye bye....;)

A Really Really Bad Virus
If you receive an E-Mail Titled "Badtimes" Delete it Immediately . Do NOT open it ..This one is pretty nasty it will not only erase Everything on your hard drive but will delete everything 20 feet of your computer ..It demagnetizes the strips on your credit cards..Reprograms Your ATM access code, Screws up Your Settings on your DVD players ..and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.. It will program your telephone's auto dial to call ONLY your mother in-laws number, It will drink all your beer ..It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when youre expecting company ..It will cause you to run with scissors .. And give you Dutch Elms disease ..It will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in next to a full bathtub.... It will remove all the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows.. And refill your skim milk with whole.. It is insidious and subtle .. it is also a rather interesting shade of mauve ..

Life
What is the meaning of life? Some people sit around all day and night never accomplishing anything. Others join the force and fight the good fight Many get up and go to school. Many others get up and work all day. Why is it that we do these things? Life is a funny, wondrous thing. We do what we do simply to live. But why do we live? Perhaps we live to do what we do! It kind of makes you wonder about life. What were doing, where we are going? Why ask what were doing or where we are going? No one really knows for sure! Why ask why?

Update
Well it has now been about 2 weeks into this aerial gunnery exercise and boredom is in full effect....the weather has help out so far so I cant complain about that, MRE's are well MRE's and its edible lol. Hope to be back in about 3 weeks cant wait to see all the updates then...hope ya'll have fun...-SGT J!!!!!

Alone
Lost in a world So utterly alone No one left No one home A tale unspun A song unsung No where to go No where to turn Looking high Searching low Nothing in this world Could replace the love I shared with you

Anticipation
This empty feeling Deep inside Wanting you near But you’re so far Anticipation makes A day seem so far Watching the clock Slowly slip from 1 to 2 Times so slow As I glow With anticipation Of your arrival This empty feeling Fading away As you get near Fading, fading When I hear your voice So close to me

New Love
Torn between two loves Lost in a maze with no way out Try as I might there is no right Try as I may there is no way This feeling I have is tearing me in two Please tell me What should i do Cant fight it no more Want this pain to end I ask my self why you hurt me but then I realize theres no one to blame except me I was the one that broke our vow I was the one lost your trust Im sorry now for all that i have done You have moved on and it hurts me still Ill get over it in time i suppose I have moved on too I love her with all my heart and soul I never want to lose her love Together forever we shall be She is my Angel sent from above She is the light that guides my way She is the reason i still live today Without her in my life i couldnt possibly go on I felt so alone untill she came along I was empty inside but she made me whole Her love i share and forever will she be in my heart My mind, and my soul

U Have Just Been Fucked..lol
showin sum luv !! Hey, guess what! YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K fore

Hook That Batter Up To My Nuts, I Love That Kinky Shit!!!
These are the same "religious" fuckers that are agianst gay marriage. And I'm sure it fits perfectly into their morrall sense somehow. There's issues. serious issues. These same people question the religious faith and devotions and stuff of the Liberial people. Yah, where's your morrals when you don't advocate torture of people who haven't even been tried and convicted yet. The decloration of independance doesn't say Americans are equal and should be treated equal and have certain inalenable rights. It says people. People everywhere ought to have the right to have a trial by jury of their peers. Americans aren't better than other people. Some just don't give a shit about anyone else other than themselves. What's next? Which other group of people's rights are they going to take away? Maybe the nonchristians? Maybe they think the constitution shouldn't apply to them. On our money it says in god we trust, so anyone who doesn't trust god, doesn't need rights maybe. Shi

So Im New...
well im new to lost cherry...my boyfriend made me join! but its been pretty cool so far and if i havent responded to a lot of people its bc i still dont know what im doing yet...hehe...but thank you to everyone who has been very nice to me since i have joined! have a great day guys!

Sad News
Sadly on Thursday 28th September 2006 @ 4pm an hour after I saw my Nan, she passed away. Now she is in the best place and where she wants to be in heaven with my Grandad. I was quite close to her especially over the past couple of years and I would like to find a Nan/Grandma poem that could be either read at the funeral or placed with the flowers. If anyone could help me out with finding one please let me no as the funeral is due to be a week monday. Thank you all

Romantic.
You Are A Realistic Romantic It's easy for you to get swept away by romance... But you've done a pretty good job keeping perspective. You're still taken in by love poems and sunsets You just don't fall for every dreamy pick up line! Are You Romantic or Realistic?

Back In Black
Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC "Back in black, I hit the sack, I've been too long, I'm glad to be back" Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos. But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last! What's Your Theme Song?

My Health
Hello everyone. I have been trying to enjoy my time here on earth. Well it just seems like no matter how bad things get they can get worse. I'm sure as most of you know by now that the hip replacement went well. My recovery is still ongoing and it looks like it will be a success. But now comes along another problem. I have neuropathy in my legs. I don't know too much about it other than it is a nervous system disorder. And that it only gets worse. this on top of the hemoglobin SC disease. I have been in extreme pain for a few months now but I must say that having my daughters here for the summer has eased the pain a bit and given me a boost of energy. There was a point in time not to long ago that I just wanted to give up. I didn't like the pain. Not being able to do the simple little things I use to do. But the little ladies have opened my eyes and given me something to live for.

Joke Of The Day .... Doing The Dishes .....
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them." Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he

Im So Open Minded
You Are 84% Open Minded You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out! Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand. You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting. You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself. How Open Minded Are You?

Birthday Party - Erotic Story
We married young. My wife, Bianca, had promised me a surprise for my twenty-fourth birthday. I had expected a surprise party, but there was nobody in the house when we got home from work. I had no idea what to expect, but I had a feeling that it was going to be a memorable night. She looked absolutely beautiful that night, wearing her long straight black hair down, and in a sexy cocktail dress. Bianca and I met at the gym and we were both in great shape. She had large supple breasts and a flat stomach and thin waist that led down to a tight round ass. As for me, I was in the best shape of my life. I’d finally achieved the six-pack I was after, and had the pecs and arms I’d worked so hard for. I wasn’t huge, but I was fit and defined. She had prepared an amazing dinner. After we ate, Bianca led me upstairs to the bedroom. We sat down on the bed and started making out. As we kissed, she started unbuttoning my shirt. I stopped and looked over at the bedroom door. “Did you

Pic Of My Lucky Undies Hehe
Your Lucky Underwear is Blue You are caring and extroverted. You've made relationships your number one focus, and your lucky blue underwear can bring some balance to them. You thrive in one-on-one situations. You are a good listener and a natural born therapist. Sometimes you let the concerns of others become too important in your life, leading to stress and worry. If you want more balance, put on your blue underpants. They'll help you take care of yourself first. What Color Is Your Lucky Underwear?

Tattoo
although getting a tatto is extremely painful im already thinking of getting another oneon my lower back. a celtic tribal one. but i think i'll wait until i put on some weight before getting it done. im rather boney so it'll be better if i have some weight on me before getting it done

Gallery Updates
I updated my gallery with an up to date, webcam photo. Click Here Don't forgot to rate these fine Lost Cherry ladies Click Here Also... you should go check out Lia's new photo. A.K.A Horror. Click Here

Me
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Dangerous Dogs
Ok some of you may have heard about the rotweilers attacking a kid in the UK. AS i understand it the dogs were acting as guard dogs at the pub, and was just being looked after. Surely the parents would have realised that the dogs were not family pets, but the press seems to make the dogs as an evil species. As a dog expert has said, dogs become dangerous if they are not looked after and trained to understand discipline from a puppy. Thing is that we have been here before and again. People forget that thye have control over the animals and if the animals return to their natural psychology then people can get hurt. Cats are said to be in a 2 minded state, one where they want a attention and some loving then easily switch to the ferocious feline. What do you think makes them want to hunt birds and rodents! I just feel the animals are being blamed again, when it should be the people who owned the dogs who should be blamed. They should have either explained the situation with the d

Angels
Barefoot and dirty, the girl just sat and watched the people go by. She never tried to speak, she never said a word. Many people passed, but never did one person stop. Just so happens the next day I decided to go back to the park, curious if the little girl would still be there. Right in the very spot as she was yesterday she sat perched on high, with the saddest look in her eyes. Today I was to make my own move and walk over to the little girl. As we all know a park full of strange people is not a place for young children to play. As I began walking towards her I could see the back of the little girl's dress indicated a deformity. I figured that was the reason the people just passed by and made no effort to help. As I got closer, the little girl slightly lowered her eyes to avoid my intent stare. I could see the shape of her back more clearly. It was grotesquely shaped in a humped over form. I smiled to let her know it was okay, I was there to help, to talk. I sat down bes

Plague On Society
They are everywhere today, and if you have ever felt the bile in your stomach rise while in the presence of them, you are not alone. Western "Civilization" is sliding back down the evolutionary ladder as scores of mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging, peckerwoods fill the public with cat-piss cologne, backward baseball caps, flip flops, puka shell necklaces, matching jock haircuts, pedophile facial hair and sunglasses only a seven-year-old could wear with a straight face. Bros ruin everything they touch. They are deeply racist, yet vulture-ize black culture with attempts to be "down", while living as far from any ghetto as humanly possible. It's because they seek danger, or the illusion of it. Through their economic power, Bros are able to affect every aspect of the media and popular culture -- in a larger sense, our entire waking environment. A member of the Bro subgroup always loves music made by artists that can tap into their own inner tough guy or rebel, and their kind funnels mon

Poems I've Written
Well as you all can see, I am a poet. I'm also a romantic. Some say I'm good, others....well let's not go there shall we? I wear my heart on my sleeve. I dream of my Prince Charming/Mr. Right to come along and fall in love with me but so far, that hasn't happened. I watch others in love...new and older people and I wonder if I'll have feel that kind of love.... I thought this was a good way to get my poetry out there so if anyone knows of a publisher that will publish them, PLEASE let me know by sending me a private message. I have another LC'er on here doing the illustrations (Always Curious)and she's really good. So I'm posting these for you all to enjoy and leave comments on. They are ALL COPYRIGHTED. PLEASE DO NOT RIP, COPY/PASTE FOR YOUR OWN USE WITHOUT PERMISSION. THANKS. VICKI AKA PRECIOUS ANGEL

In My Eyes
IN MY EYES YOU'LL SEE THAT I CAN'T DISGUISE THIS LOVE THAT I FEEL INSIDE. WHEN I THINK OF YOU, I KNOW WHAT I'M FEELING IS DEEP AND TRUE. IF YOU LOOK DEEP INTO MY EYES YOU'LL SEE, ALL THAT OUR LOVE CAN AND WILL EVER BE. MY EYES ARE GLEAMING, I THINK I MUST BE DREAMING. YOU WERE SENT TO ME AS A GIFT FROM ABOVE, JUST FOR ME TO CHERISH AND TO LOVE. YOU'RE EVERYTHING I HAD HOPED MY TRUE LOVE WOULD BE, THAT'S WHY YOU ARE TRULY A MIRACLE TO ME. I NEVER KNEW LOVE COULD BE SO STRONG OR SO SWEET, OR THAT I'D FEEL SO COMPLETE. NO OTHER FEELING MAKES ME FEEL SO WHOLE, AS WHEN I LOOK IN TO YOUR EYES AND I SEE YOUR SOUL. © VICKI JOINER WRITTEN SAT. JULY 1, 2006 FOR A SPECIAL COUPLE

Broken Dreams
BROKEN DREAMS WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL, I USED TO DREAM ABOUT THE MAN WHO'D GIVE ME THE WORLD. JUST SIMPLE, LITTLE THINGS; A HUG AND A KISS GOOD MORNING MAYBE SOMEDAY A DIAMOND RING. A HOUSE FULL OF LOVE, RESPECT, HONESTY AND ALWAYS FAITHFUL WITH GOD'S BLESSING FROM ABOVE. JUST WANTED ONLY ONE MAN TO LOVE ME FOREVER, NOT TO HURT ME JUST BECAUSE HE CAN. NOW MY TEARS FALL LIKE RAIN FOR I ONLY WANTED SOMEONE TO LOVE ME NOT CAUSE ME TO BE IN PAIN. THIS PAIN I LIVE WITH EVERY DAY SEEING LOVERS WALKING HAND-IN-HAND KNOWING LOVE WILL NEVER COME MY WAY. I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP AT NIGHT WITH ONLY A PILLOW TO HOLD ON TOO, KNOWING THIS IS NOW MY LIFE. ONLY SHATTERED DREAMS REMAIN OF A LIFE I'LL NEVER HAVE FOR ALL I CAN FEEL IS THIS BURNING PAIN. I KNOW THAT NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE ME OR ACCEPT ME THE WAY THAT I AM, SO ALL THAT IS LEFT OF ME IS MY BROKEN DREAMS. © VICKI JOINER WRITTEN SUN. AUG. 20, 2006 AT 9:53 A.M.

Come Walk With Me
COME WALK WITH ME Come walk with me The love of my life Along the beach With sand so white. Come walk with me For a midnight stroll Holding hands With no particular place to go. Come walk with me O, man of mine, Tell me about your day As we unwind. Come sit beside me On the grass so green; Hold me close As we share our dreams. Come lay beside me My lover of mine; Snuggle up beside me Till the end of time. Twenty years have passed So many memories we've made Since we were united as one On our wedding day. Not even death Can break us apart; For our love will be Forever in our hearts. Oh, come walk with me Among the clouds And listen to the angels singing Their songs so clear and so loud. © VICKI JOINER WRITTEN SUNDAY JANUARY 20, 2002. COPYRIGHTED JANUARY 20, 2002

Mmmmm....my Passion
Your Passion is Pink! You're the type of woman that would never get described as passionate... Oh but you can be passionate at times - you just don't let it show. Your passion most shows through in your sweet and optimistic attitude. And chances are, most people are very passionate about you! What Color is Your Passion?

Wow...i Have The Best Of Both Worlds...
You are a Romantic Realist Okay, so you fall in the middle. You know that love isn't like a greeting card... Yet you can always find a greeting card to describe your feelings. You are the best of both worlds Girly yet independent, dreamy yet serious. Almost any guy can find balance with you. Are You a Romantic or Realistic?

Fred And Marsha
Fred is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this." That said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful medicine. You can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue? "The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned - it will not work again for another year." Fred rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess. That night he is ready to surprise Marsha. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion. He gets into bed, and lying next to her, says, "123." He suddenly becomes mo

Waitin...
Are you smiling? TICK TOCK Are you loving? TICK TOCK Are you riding? TICK TOCK Are you laughing? TICK TOCK Are you dreaming? TICK TOCK What are you doing? TICK TOCK How ya gonna get there? TICK TOCK Will it be what you want? TICK TOCK Be careful what you wish for... TICK TOCK

25 Years Of Marriage
After being married 25 years, one day I took a look at my wife and said, "Honey, do you realize 25 years ago, I had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year Old Woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." Now my wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed....I shut up and took out the trash.

Exhaustion Is...
going to a p diddy album release party (Press Play) and getting stepped on, spilled on, kicked into, fallen on, knocked over, smushed into... oh, and having to run for one of the security boys cause some drunk ass started peeing in the hallway between the main floor and the smoking lounge... EEW! yeah. i never thought i'd see the day where i looked over the railing and thought.. "Gee, the main floor looks safer than VIP!" but that is exactly what went through my head on tuesday night! yikes. and i'm pretty sure that's where i caught my icky head cold. which isn't stopping me from going out this weekend. cause "i'm a rocker. i rock out." hahaha. i love that shirt. NeWays. that's my update on why i'm cranky and exhausted when you people call me. now, i'm going to change into another lil black dress and get ready to go out. AGAIN. hahaha...

Omg I'm Listening To The New Evanescence Album!!!
Oh sweetness, listening to the new evanescence album!!! This is kcking so much ass, you people have no idea. You want to hear it? Go to evanescence.com and go to news and scroll on down until you can stream it on your preffered thingy mabopper!!!

Help Send Me To Barcelona!
To amskater™ My Friends are all going to Barcelona this December and say I really need to go with them But I can not afford to go I feel lame asking for money but I really need to go and get that footy I have over 2200 friends on here and if my friends donated just $1 or $2 I would be able to go and make my dream become a reality. For all donations over $2 I will send you a envelope with 5 - 10 stickers. If you are able to make a donation just click on the button below or send it to the Po Box below, thank you. & If possable send a self addressed and stamped envelope for the stickers to be sent back to you. Doug Des Autels Po Box 1796 Arcadia,Ca. 91077

Our Child
OUR CHILD you and I made a pact to join two into one, the two of us together, creating a daughter or a son. you gave me your love, and I received it with open arms. I gave you my love, and you received it with open arms. I make this vow to you. I will stand up and be a man. I will take care of you and our child in every way that I can. you gave me the greatest gift that I have ever received. my world came alive when our child you conceived.

Kinky Turn Ons
You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Bondage92%Chains/Handcuffs83%Biting75%Whips58%Blind Folds42%Blood0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Story
Adrian sat there, quietly, with her elbows on the dinning room table, and her hands on the back of her neck, softly messaging it, as she tried to not let her nerves get the best of her, even through there were tears running, slowly, down her face. It was the anniversary of the tenth year of her, and her husband’s marriage, and he promised he would come home early from work to celebrate it with her. He promised her that they would sit down, and talk about all the problems that arose during the last ten years. They would talk about the beatings, the alcohol, and the women. He always promised her this, but every year it was a let down. She thought for some reason, though, that it would be different this year, but it seemed like the same thing will happen this year, like it did the year before, and the year before that one. He would stumble through the door, late at night, reeking all vodka, and cheap perfume, then he would slowly make his way to the frig, grab a beer, and go to pass ou

Suicide...... Blull Shit !!!
You scored as Suicide. Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know hwo you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.Suicide100%Bomb67%Gunshot67%Posion67%Disappear67%Stabbed33%Disease33%Accident33%Drowning33%Eaten33%Suffocated33%

Lost Love
I just couldn't stop wanting to be with you Even at your feet- I just wanted to hear your voice And feel your heartbeat- What can I say, I'm a slave for you; And no matter what I say I know We'll make it through

And The Funny Thing Is...i Was Really In Drama/theatre Class...i Loved It....
You scored as Drama nerd. Drama nerd75%Loner44%Prep/Jock/Cheerleader13%Geek13%Ghetto gangsta0%Punk/Rebel0%Goth0%Stoner0%What's Your High School Stereotype?created with QuizFarm.com

Lost
You scored as Eyes full of Pain. People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.Mysterious67%Eyes full of Pain67%Passion17%Diamond Eyes0%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

What About You?
You scored as Mysterious. You wish to hide who you are from all those around you. You find it very hard to trust people. You also may enjoy the fun that comes from playing mind games with others around you.My advice Get out there and reveal the true you if only to one person!Mysterious92%Eyes full of Pain83%Passion58%Diamond Eyes42%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Arise
Arise the soul in me before it's to be unwoven Open these eyes to see before they're to be blinded Touch this heart hidden beyond before it's to be truly numb Flow the blood within these veins before it's to be forbidden Breathe into this battered body before it's never to be alive Unwind these mazes interlocked to elude before they're to lose an incoming light Wake the spirit living within before it's to be never woke-- forever laying dormaint and cold

No Title
My eyes filled with sorrow, My heart an empty place, Your touch, smile and beauty Can only fill that space, Sometimes I think there's no reason, To live another day, Then I think of you, And it leaves that thought a stray, Then in my mind you linger, And again I'm feeling sad, I never had a clue Being apart could hurt so bad, My soul is already taken, And you know it belongs to you, You're my life, you're my love, My heart belongs to you.

Hidden Sexual Talent
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 120 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Abs/stomach
You scored as Abs/Stomach. You are attracted to: the abs/stomach. You are a abs/stomach guy/gurl.Abs/Stomach67%Penis50%Boobs33%Butt17%Face17%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Capt. Spaulding Lol
You scored as Captain Spaulding. You are Captain Spaulding. You love a good laugh, but when someone needs to die, you dont mind killing them. You hate people who dont like clowns, and feel they should die too. Infact, you just want to wreak havoc on anyone who hates clowns! Then enjoy a nice bucket of fried chicken after the daily killings!Captain Spaulding80%Leatherface20%Michael Myers20%Pinhead20%Candyman20%Freddy Krueger20%Hannibal Lecter20%Jason Voorhees0%Jigsaw0%Buffalo Bill0%Which Horror Killer are Y

Sex I
You scored as Wet. You're wet 'n' wild, while that isn't always a good thing, we have to give you points for trying...right?Wet100%Hot81%Exciting75%Shy50%Soft31%Sweet31%Violent13%Awkward6%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

Whips Or Chains?
You scored as Blind Folds. Your turn on is the blindfold. When you can't see, that makes your other senses more aware... including your sense of touch. So who wouldn't enjoy being blindfolded???? Sex isn't sex without enhancing your sense of touch.Blind Folds100%Whips67%Biting50%Bondage17%Blood8%Chains/Handcuffs0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

I'm Shy
You scored as Shy. You are shy, cute...but shy. There are a lot of people that find you attractive but you just aren't sure what to do.Shy75%Sweet75%Exciting50%Soft50%Wet50%Hot25%Violent25%Awkward0%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

Bed
You scored as A Romantic. You're a romantic through and through. You may not ever have very many partners, but it's ok. You know that it's about the person who you're having it with, and that the sex is more of a fun biproduct - a very fun biprodict. You know how to make your partner happy, and that's what it's all about.A Romantic80%A Slave To BDSM78%Sex God68%Virgin38%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com this also true of me

Afl Grand Final 2006
Yesterday saw West Coast win their 3 premiership in their 20 year club history beating Sydney by one point at the MCG infront of over 97,000 sports fans and thousands watching around Australia. West Coast started the better looking like they were about to blow Sydney out of the water record a huge victory, but the Swans after half time started their fight back, the Eagles barely scored in the final quarter but were still able to hold onto for a memerable victory. The Eagles and Swans have proved to be a good draw card as far as game quality goes, last years Grand final, as well as a game at Subiaco in the middle of year and the Qualifiying final, all worthy of games of the year. The Grand Final replay next season should be a classic going by their last few games agianst each other. It would be fitting for a 3rd straight West Coast/Sydney grand final, though most of us who support other clubs hope for our teams to be there in that final Saturday in September next year.

Trust
TRUST Trust is one of the cornerstones of any successful BDSM relationship. It is the absolute belief that, regardless of what is occurring, you, your emotions, your body, even your very soul, will remain unharmed and well. It allows you to unquestionably place your life into another’s care and control, securely, happily and confidently. It empowers you to achieve some of the greatest life experiences imaginable, and enjoy the calm strength that it provides. It is, quite probably, one the strongest emotions we can possess or give to one another, and as such it is one of the most devastating harms we can endure if it is violated. Trust is born out of the belief in one’s self, and in others. We build it in ourselves by making good, sound decisions, based on the knowledge and system of values we have. We learn to trust ourselves by the ability to make good ones, and to learn and grow from those that are bad. Trust in others is usually based on a strong feeling of connection, generally

Venting
Some of us at least have an issue with going through a drive through to get food. If the speaker even works (a 50-50 chance at best), then you have to cross your fingers in HOPES that the person on the 'working' end of things speaks enough english to be able to almost take your order. Once you have given them your money, told them how much change to give you (since the register didn't work right and they can't basic math without the aid of their register), it is on to the next hurtle.. getting the food. If you are lucky (I typically am not) they try to give you your actual order, not someone elses. Even if this miracle of miracles happens (again, not to me) the order is typically wrong. Granted, I am a picky eater with some food allergies, so I am not generally able to just order without having to ask them to hold something out of my order, but I would hope that even some of the basics could be kept correct on a consistant basis. There is a HUGE difference between a frenchfry and

Acid Test
printed with permission of DrSpankenstein@aol.com Introduction The term ‘Acid Test’ is an old prospecting term. A powerful acid can dissolve most base metals in a matter of minutes. However, gold will stand up to most acids. So the ‘Acid Test’ was an easy way for people to make sure they had a real nugget of gold and not a lump of the ‘fool's’ variety. In the same way, these tests are meant to be quick ways to identify fake Doms. Passing all these tests is no guarantee either, there is no replacement for getting to know your prospective partner as well as possible BEFORE YOU EVEN MEET IN PERSON. Now most of these tests are designed in mind for a submissive female trying to sort through men claiming to be Doms online. They are largely based on the many questions I get asked by my female friends still searching for a Dominant partner. Some of them can probably be used by male subs as well, but for the most part, these tests are best for ferreting out male fakes. Vani

Pms
P.M.S. AND THE SUBMISSIVE When the word "PMS" is heard, most think, yea right! To a female and especially a female submissive this can be an extremely trying time. Along with the normal bloating, headaches, body aches, chills and cramping, she has mood swings just like any other female. The only difference is, she has rules to follow as far as to her attitude and mannerisms. This can cause a major problem if the Master or Mistress is unaware of her mental state at this time. A sudden snappy remark may be misconstrued as a sign of disrespect. When in fact it is not. The chemical changes a females body goes through are tremendous and effect her in more ways than one. She may take statements made by her Master or Mistress the wrong way and get her feelings hurt. Though the Master or Mistress never meant it to come across that way. The submissive may become withdrawn and say things that she later regrets and finds embarrassing to recall. Not knowing how to explain the re

So How You Do You Handle This Jealousy Thing?
SO HOW YOU DO YOU HANDLE THIS JEALOUSY THING? (Information on Polyamory) Nobody is immune to jealousy, of course. It's like being immune to fear or hunger or anger. Some people are naturally more jealous than others, of course, but anybody can feel jealous. Jealousy, like fear or hunger, is just a feeling. But jealousy isn't really a response to seeing your partner with someone else. It's a response to your own feelings; it says more about your own security or insecurity than it does about the actions of your partner. Jealousy is most common when somebody feels insecure, mistreated, threatened, or vulnerable in a relationship. If you feel secure in a relationship, you don't get jealous. Jealousy is not the problem; jealousy is the SYMPTOM of the problem. Address the insecurity or the things underlying the feelings of vulnerability, and you address the jealousy. So the trick to making a poly relationship work is to make everyone involved feel secure, valued, and loved.

Wife Vs. Sub
WIFE VS. SUB By LadyPet Being a submissive was easy. Being a submissive wife is a whole other world. The conflicts started the day after we returned from our honeymoon - the first time I tried to wake Him up for work. I did my very best purring, cooing, sweet, adoring subby routine, "Darling Master" this and "Sweet Master" that. He growled. I retreated. I pondered the situation from afar. I had to get Him up or He'd be late for work, and I'd be a bad wife. However, He was Master, and He obviously didn't want to wake up! I was subby, bound (pardon the pun) to serve Him and all His desires. I tried again with the sweet, loving approach. He growled again and swatted my nose as if I were an annoying fly (He was still asleep). Once more, I retreated, this time rubbing my offended nose. Now I was an irritated subby/wife. I tried poking Him gently a couple of times, earning me another growl and a, "Leave me alone!" My feelings were hurt, and I suddenly felt like an extremely bad

What's In Common?
WHAT'S IN COMMON? What's in common between you and your significant other? What do you and your Dom/submissive share in common that lies outside the D/s relationship? Do these interests you share shape and form your relationship? All to often, it seems, people getting started in this lifestyle rely completely on D/s traits to pick their partner. I, for one, believe that being compatible goes beyond just the D/s aspects of life. For those looking for a long lasting relationship, it would be prudent to take into consideration the many issues life throws our way. The D/s relationship in itself can be most wonderful, yet it can also be very trying. When you add in the issues surrounding day-to-day life, it becomes even more complex. Much like young people falling in lust as opposed to falling in love (puppy love as it is often called) the intoxicating affects of a D/s relationship can often cloud or hide the deeper issues involved in any strong relationship. Morals, ethics, hob

You
YOU To wake up everyday and to have only, One thought, one image, and one hope, Creates ease and desire within me, The thought of you stirs my mind to no end, Your image brings both comfort and happiness to my heart, Hope of the future drives me now, Is the birth of excitement the culmination of desires? Or is it simply the heart trying to tell us something? What drives this emotion? Is it Lust? Is it a need? Or is it Desire? I do lust you, but merely a side effect of your aura, There is a need yes, but only to learn more about you, Desire might be the best fit; I have an absolute desire To be a part of your life in any fashion you seem fit, I dont know where all this will lead, but I do know, I am a better person because of you being in my life

Faith
FAITH Faith is believing without even seeing, Seeing is having faith in what you believe in, Belief is the infancy of both Faith and Seeing, Love is spawned when faith, belief, and seeing all come together, Before one loves another, one must believe in the possibility, The possibility that Love is the ultimate Faith, The possibility that Love is the culmination of Belief, Love is not easy, nor is it difficult, Love is simply adjusting to constant change, That change challenges your Faith, Which makes you stronger in your Belief, Seeing that Love again is at last, The Utopia of Thought, Presence, and Soul

Empty
I'm so tired of being here Suppressed by all my childish fears And if you have to leave I wish that you would just leave cause your presence still lingers here And it won't leave me alone These wounds won't seem to heal This pain is just too real There's just too much that time cannot erase When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears And I held your hand through all of these years But you still have all of me You used to captivate me By your resonating light Now I'm bound by the life you've left behind Your face, it haunts My once pleasant dreams Your voice it chased away All the sanity in me These wounds won't seem to heal This pain is just too real There's just too much that time cannot erase When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears And I held your hand through all of these years But you still have all of me I've tried so hard to tell

My Song .........
Wizard Lyrics From Black Sabbath !! Current mood: impressed Misty morning, clouds in the sky Without warning, the wizard walks by Casting his shadow, weaving his spell Funny clothes, tinkling bell Never talking Just keeps walking spreading his magic Evil power disappears Demons worry when the wizard is near He turns tears into joy Everyone's happy when the wizard walks by Never talking Just keeps walking spreading his magic Sun is shining, clouds have gone by All the people give a happy sigh He has passed by, giving his sign Left all the people feeling so fine Never talking Just keeps walking spreading his magic Copyright Black Sabbath

This Is Fun I Stole It From Tazzy I Guess I Do That Alot Hey Tazzy Do U Mind Lol
You Are Strawberry Pocky Your attitude: fresh and sweet Comforting, yet quirky ... quietly hyper You always see both sides to everything What Flavor Pocky Are You?

More On Trust
Trust us difficult to define because it means different things to different people. Some say that trust can only be given over along period of time, during which the one requesting the trust must earn it. Some say that everyone gives at least a small amount of trust to others in order for a real relationship to begin. I feel that that Trust is must have in the lifetstyle, without you can not have a BDSM relationship. A Submissive must trust the Dominant with his/her very life. Once a submissive is bound and gagged, nothing can stop the Dominant from killing him/her if the Dom so chooses to. So it is imperative that the submissive plays only with a person they trust with their life. A submissive must also trust the Dominant to have their best interest at heart, and to always care for them, not abuse them. A submissive must trust that the Dom has considered all options before ordering them to do something. Trust, however is not one sided. A Dom must trust his sub as well. In many

Poem
You: you came so quickly into my life and turned everything upside down for once i felt i was alive not like any moment i could drown you made everything feel so right your words always true my days were full and bright as abruptly as you came you are now gone nothing will be the same you are my fantasy you are my escape from this hell called reality i wont say i cant live without you because i know i can i know i just dont want to i need you here i dont know what it is you do i need you close to me still in my arms, in my life if it is your will i fall too fast i cling too hard hoping it will last maybe even tomorrow you will be here to ease my sorrow happiness is all i want for you love in life and everything you do i wish it could be with me even if it cant i want you to see i will be here for you always whatever you should choose for the rest of your days everything

Hey Iam Single And Looking
for guy who is sweet but to sweet someone who will treat their girlfriends good and someone who not a jerk to their grilfriends when their other friends are around them... someone who is kind to their girlfirends... he has to have blonde hair and blue eyes...

Kissing Skills
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it. You have the confidence to make the first move. And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best. Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?

Personality
You Are An ESFP The Performer You are a natural performer and happiest when you're entertaining others. A great friend, you are generous, fun-loving and optimistic. You love to laugh - and you like almost all people equally. You accept life as it is, and you do your best to make each day fantastic. You would make a good actor, designer, or counselor. What's Your Personality Type?

White Chocolate Mousse.
Basic ingredients: * 150g white chocolate * 250g cream * 2 tbsp white rum * 1 orange * 1 lemon * 1 egg * 2 tsp sugar Steps: 1. Chop the white chocolate into small pieces and place in a glass bowl together with the cream, finely grated rind of half an orange and the rum - place over a pan of boiling water and heat for 3 mins stirring constantly 2. Place the mixture in the fridge for 2 hours then whisk everything until the mixture becomes light and airy 3. Separate the egg and beat the egg white until stiff then add the sugar and juice of half a lemon 4. Finally mix everything together and chill thoroughly before serving

Beautiful Song
Loose me in your lyrics, hide me in your music, through you invincibility I flew, you left me with the essence of of your soul, you kissed me with the rhythm of your song, when you let go I fell, from a thousand skies, into a thousand seas, with still the delight, and pleasure of your, invincibility!

Hello
I just started school this year after twenty years. I am doing really good in school getting A's and B's pretty excited about that. At this time I am not dating anyone hmm hoping to change that sometime. Well that's all for today laters!

Untitled
Open up your eyes and look at me, What do you see? The face that loves you, Don't you love me? Confusoin lingers in the air, and makes our minds interwind, I know things are harder now, Different things, Different times, I can't change it now, I can't rewins our times, I'm sorry!

Say Yo... Say Me
i'm going to sleep soon 1)i had a blast with few friends online chatting with mics! lol i love this people, they make me sing and laugh a lot!!!! i don't know how but they are just great! 2)people still asks me if i am ok after all that happened this week, and i can say yes. i know it was fast and all together getting my heart broken and all, but something i learned in my life is, that paybacks are the hell. i feel sorry for him, because i know he will suffer lots more than me sooner or later. and like another friend told me, probably he will do it much more when he realizes what he lost. 3)i had to celebrate too, 1 year with my dearest prince, Jeffrey...(yes, and he calls me princess) we have a loooong story in this year, he's like an angel for me he's the most honest person i know, and he always told me just the truth about everything, no lies between us, and we always care for each other i know if something happens to me, he will be always there, for everything, always at my

Empty Dreams Of Love....
If only words could be actions, Then when I say I love you, It would touch your heart, If only dreams were true, then my dream would be you, If I could have one wish, the my one wish would be to be beside you, If I could have anyone in the world, I would choose you, You complete me in ways that I thought I couls not be completed, You give me unimaginable mental orgasims, You take me away with a single word from this madness that I call life! You distract me from all pain and suffering, You are PEGASUS, My mythological creature symbolizing purity in my world, If my world were dark, then your voice would be the ONLY light in it, My love for you is unconditional and always will be, It has no remorse, No sadness, No pity, It does not lie, It is now and always will be pure, It is understanding, Of this I am sure, WITHIN this confusion of my mind, One thing is for certain, I am now and no matter what, Will always be right by your side! I love you!!!

Really Funny (if You're Old Enough)
You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on... If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, "Who's on First?" might have turned out something like this: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou. ABBOTT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou. ABBOTT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows? C

Depression Is Drawing Near...
I've been doing alot of thinking these past few days, and realized that this Tuesday, (10-03-06), is not going to be a good day for me, mainly and foremost, because it'll have been exactly 1 year ago, on that very day, when my ex and I split-up, and to this very day, it still tears my heart from my chest to think back on what's it's been like to have lived, [if you can call what I've been doing "living"], without her for 365 days. She may not be effected by our separation, and I really can't blame her for that if that's truly the case, but it has made me realize that when I had everything I ever wanted, I threw it all away by doing some really stupid shit, and it was shit I knew I shouldn't be doing, but I did it, and was punished for it, as so I should have been... but in the back of my mind, I think that maybe, just maybe, throwing away an 8 year relationship may have been the tiniest bit on the extreme side. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm always gonna' have love

I Wanna Know What Love Is
I Wanna Know What Love Is >> Foreigner I gotta take a little time A little time to think things over I better read between the lines Incase I need it when I´m older Ohhhh This mountain I must climb Feels like the world upon my shoulders Through the clouds I see love shine It keeps me warm as life grows colder In my life there´s been heartache and pain I don´t know if I can face it again Can´t stop now I´ve travelled so far to change this lonely life Chorus I wanna know what love is I want you to show me I wanna feel what love is I know you can show me I´m gonna take a little time A little time to look around me I´ve got nowhere left to hide Looks like love has finally found me In my life there´s been heartache and pain I don´t know if I can face it again Can´t stop now I´ve travelled so far to change this lonely life Chorus 5X

Control
The smoke and mirrors of the mind, Do so much when they bind. Who can see and who is blind. Is it you and are you mine? Or am I the one, Who cannot see? That it is you who are controlling me. The Dom, the Sub, the ill informed, All have longings from the day they were born. The whips and chains they do excite, But the bonds of the mind have all the might. Which is wrong and which is right? Which is strong and holds the key, The one on foot or the one on knee? Is it you or is it me?

What Is Your Sexual Zodiac?
Leo Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense. In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself. Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Pfp Whore
Whore Simple slut that's all i wanted to be until the alarm went off to a bomb on my bedside table but i was more blown away by what you had to say to me i did understand, of that much i am capable but how could you try to make a whore out of a simple slut like me?

Pfp: Prayers
Prayers I'm two years old again, and scared of the dark: It's eternity vast and full, and increadably stark. I pull the blankets up over my head, but the rational adult kicks in and I uncover my face instead: 'They can see me even if I can't see them, and it's no good to be caught unaware'. Then the synical snaps: 'Nor to waste my breath 'cause I'd choke on a prayer'

Music
Hey everyone! Most of you who know me know how much I love my music!! Just wanted to share...I have a very wide variety of music in my trackz! Feel free to check them out, rip them if you find something you like!! Hope everyone is having a great weekend!!

The Way Its Was
The way it was. The way we were.. I probably wouldn't be this way, I probably would hurt so bad, but honestly I never pictured every minute without you in it..but I just have to take it day by day..When it all started out it was cool, it was everything love was about..I pretended the whole time that I was with you, I was ok. Its hard to force a smile when I see your pictures and your stuff..Its hard to watch you walk away..There were words that I just couldn't say..There's never a right time to say goodbye..My heart is breaking..I just understand some things about people. Why they tell you they love you when they are creeping..But you have to listen to your heart..Sometimes your heart just doesn't give you the right feeling..Or your feelings get in the way..But fuck it I am just going to let it go..What's the point? You can be replaced..Even though I really want to be with you, but I just don't know who you are anymore. I know I cant do that..Hell I cant fight myself against you..But I

Ok Definitely Last One, Lol
The Picto-Personality TestYou are a person who is incredibly tranquil and values peace above all else.When alone, you appreciate being able to do nothing if you want to, and setting your own pace for things.You are romantic, and when you are with your partner you like to woo them with your imagination.In the future you will be very wealthy. You have the ambition and the drive to make a lot of money.Take this Test at QuizGalaxy.com

The Five Variable Love Test
Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is medium. In general, you prefer to have only one love interest. But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long! There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering. Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is medium. You tend to be the one with more power. You aren't a total control freak in relationships.. But of course you don't mind getting you way! Cynicism: Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter. You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate. And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon. Independence: Your independence is medium. In relationsh

Pfp: The Wrong Ways Right
The Wrong way's Right Cursing angels Blessing deamons Fighting Christ Embracing Lucifer Not a Christian Not Satanic But I'm hell bound And that ain't about to change Smoke like a train Drink like a fish I know i'm killing myself And I'd rather slap you Then hear You bitch So just shut up 'Cause I don't wanna hear Any screaming when I jump

Bed Of Roses
Bed Of Roses >> Jon Bon Jovi sitting here wasted and wounded at this old piano trying hard to capture the moment this morning I don't know 'cause a bottle of vodka's still lodged in my head and some blond gave me nightmares i think that she's still in my bed as I dream about movies they won't make of me when I'm dead with an ironclad fist I wake up and french kiss the morning while some marching band keeps its own beat in my head while we're talking about all of the things that I long to believe, about love, the truth and what you mean to me. and the truth is, baby, you're all that I need. i want to lay you down on a bed of roses for tonite I sleep on a bed of nails i want to be just as close as the Holy Ghost is and lay you down on a bed of roses well I'm so far away each step that I take is on my way home a king's ransom in dimes I'd give each night to see through this payphone still I run out of time or it's hard to get through till the bird on

Birthday Blessing
What a beautiful Sunday. When I left my home for safety from Katrina, I left two cats free: My Onyx and TJ (Tig Jr.). When I returned home for good on my birthday of last year, Onyx was here, but no TJ. This morning guess who came walking in the door? My TJ! I am happier than I can say. Thanks and all glory to the powers that be. May you all have such a wonderful event in your lives again, and soon.. I remain, Sincerely, Ariadne

What's Your Random Movie Quote?
Cutekitty6969's Random Movie Quote: 'My dad thinks I paid for all this with catering jobs. Never underestimate the power of denial.'- Ricky Fitts, American Beauty Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com I HAVE AN EVEN BETTER ONE.... "MASTER CHIEF, SUCK MY DICK" FROM G.I. JANE

What Is Wrong?
Whenever i get sent bulletins about sex games, questionaires , or generally anything to do with sex, no-one ever gets back to me with a reply? Am i that fucking ugly & repulsive i do not warrant a reply? C'mon people, give me a fucking break here, throw mw a fucking lifeline. Just what is wrong. Can someone fucking tell me what the hel is the matter. I am sick of not getting replies, just get bulletins & told to repost. I am as nice as the next guy, if not sometimes better, but i still get no replies or fuck all. Help me here & throw me some answers.

What Happened?
please, please tell me why everything is messed up? i cant contact anyone! all my friends and fans and my profile and even my name has been erased and i cant contact lost cherry either. i want my stuff back and i want my friends back and i want my points back!

What Tarot Card Are You?
You Are The High Priestess You represent mystery - secrets that are yet to be revealed. You find yourself sitting between two worlds: one dark, one light. You tend to hold these two worlds in balance, reconciling the two. Open and welcoming, you invite others to learn your secrets. Your fortune: Something hidden, or latent, in your life is about to come forward. You need to pay more attention to your dreams, thoughts, intuition, and imagination. And if that involves tapping into your dark side, it will all balance out in the end. You have a lot of potential dying to be unleashed, so let those gates open! What Tarot Card Are You?

Animated Pics
Yeah they are really annoying in my eyes for some reason for all the people on here with the transforming pics into something else is just boring and if your one of those people reading this take no offense its just my opinion. That is all. :D

Sunday
Just wanted too wish everyone a great sunday... and im glad too seee LC back up lol I was going nuts haha.... damn site is addicing as hell lol... im doing laundry... ewww.. and waiting for the race too come on BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY WAHOO.... anyways yall be good or be good at it ( whatever that may be ) Bec

Laughter
Looking over my shoulder realizing I should be watching the lil ones instead of trying to figure this out lol I have come to realize that could be a big mistake giggles lets just say this pudding everywhere on their clothes...face..hands...floor..omg what I a mess and instead of being upset I am laughing...who said laughter was the best medicine is sorta right...peace

What's The Point.....?
Can anyone tell me what is the point of loving? What is the point of giving your heart to someone just to have them destroy it....To have them hand it back to you tattered and torn into tiny pieces....I just don't understand it anymore....Seems like a battle best left unfought....

What Mythological Creature Are You?
You scored as Faerie. Faerie: Aren't you a cute little flying person? Faeries are earth spirits. They live among each element completely hidden. They have cousins called Pixies. Pixies however, are very mischevious. They enjoy tormenting other creatures for fun. Little pranksters.. I hope you never meet one. Pixies have a bad reputation for finding a creature and clinging to them until death. Faeries can be somewhat close to a Pixie, but mostly they are loving, playful, and carry with them a child-like enthusiasm for life. Hide among the pedals of a Daisy, you are a Faerie.Angel75%Faerie75%Demon59%WereWolf58%Dragon58%Mermaid50%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Fun Fun ^_^
had a relatively good day yesterday. didnt do any work, and i went to a nats game wit my friend alison. the only bad parts were that i found wit my baby (jimmy) and the nats lost. me and jimmy made up and alison made the game ton more fun. during the game, we got food. it seemed like i had been eatin a TON of chicken tenders all buried in the fries. normal chicken tender meals have three chicken tenders and a bunch of fries. "how many chicken tenders did u have alison?" "three, why?" "i feel like i'v been eatin 15...cuz i def eat three ages ago!" i had hiccups twice and it made me started to think and laugh a lil: "hey alison..." "yea?" "did u know that if u sneeze, hiccup, cough and fart at the same time u die?" (us laughin, me dying from laughin so hard for like 20 minutes) this foul ball came for us at one point. we were 5 rows up behind 1st plate (damn good seats) and after the 7th inning stretch, a foul ball came out way and hit this girl in the head like a r

Alcoholic Drink
You Are Tequilla When you drink, you're serious about getting drunk! You'll take any shot that's offered up to you... Even if it tastes like sock sweat! And you're never afraid of eating the worm. What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

Sesame Street
isn't this just cute lol You Are Ernie Playful and childlike, you are everyone's favorite friend - even if your goofy antics get annoying at times. You are usually feeling: Amused - you are very easily entertained You are famous for: Always making people smile. From your silly songs to your wild pranks, you keep things fun. How you life your life: With ease. Life is only difficult when your friends won't play with you! The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

Flirt
You Are a Natural Flirt Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt. And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting. Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt. And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive! What Kind of Flirt Are You?

My Good People
well october first wow were has the time gone? im just sittin here thinking of all my people that i have come to know and be with,and thinking to myself how lucky i am to have so many great people in my life .and i was also thinking that how great it is to have people like you in my life, you see i am a shy person and to be able to meet people like you it has been fantastic for me i only hope that the people that i have met on here will get the chance to no the real me and be a part of my life. So with that said i just want to say thanks to all the great people that took the time to rite me and gave me a chance ,to listen to my foolish that i may have said and putting up with me !if your wandering if i'm leaving you im not. this is just been on my mind and i had to let all of you know how i feel and how thankful i am to be a part of your life as well, so lets try to keep in touch your good friend john .

Tear
Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little girl and some construction workers that makes you believe that we CAN make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time... A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a couple of dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration

Udate 1
well here i am again, dealing with the same old shit just different day.....lol well Cbelsey played her games last night. her team came in 5th. Which was ok, they could of came in a better rank if they were not so tired, there last game started at 10pm. thats kinda late for 5th graders playing volleyball. I am proud they did so good, Maybe next year will be better. I feel sry for her, she was so upset they lost the the last set. Shes been going through alot, her dad does not live with us, and she talked to him friday night and it was her birthday. She turned 11. He never told her happy birthday, she got off the phone and told me about it and she ran upstairs to cry. As usual i made it ok, i guess. I told her, that her dad has alot going on, and he remembers but it just slipped his mind. I am getting really tired of making up excuses for Benny (her dad). I called him up and gave him a piece of my mind. Told him to step up and be a dad and remmeber the little things in her life or s

Marine
what a marine is... Marine come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes, and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician, and the subtly of Mt. Saint Helen. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. A Marine is a Marine all his life. He is a magical creature. You can kick him out of your house but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list but not off your mind. Marines are found everywhere... in love...in battle... in lust... in trouble...in debt...in bars and ... behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter or clean clothes or a six pack. A Marine is a genius with a deck of cards. A millionaire without a cent and brave without a grain of sense. He is the protector of America, with the latest copy of playboy in his back pocket. When he wants so

Waiting Can Have It's Rewards!!
Waiting can be very very hard. Almost a full year has past that I have seen your face. I know that all your planning, work and sacrifice has gotten us to the place we are now. Thank you for your endurance and love. Waiting for the word so I can sing it to the world. Love you my Hunny Bunny!! Fushia

I Luv Music
i fuggin luv music im jus wondrin out there wut is yall s favorite music i luv: ICP angelspit combichrist deadstar assembly slayer slipknot twiztid boondox ABK AMB KMK The Short Bus Lamb Of God God Forbid Dimmu Borgir Deicide Venom Mayhem(fuck yea) deathstars marilyn manson AC/DC Led Zeppelin OTEP A7X plus others too many to name well if u luv some like this jus post some new comments on it n ill talk music to ya if u want me 2 aight peace yall ^_^ -MarK (kidwhak)

Playlist Track 1
Just chilling and listening to my fav track playlist. I have decided to tell you what is on this playlist. Each track individually. Over the course of time. The first song I want to talk about is Angels and Airwaves "Valkyrie Missile" [Spoken transmissions:] Do you hear me out there I can hear you. I got you I can hear you alright. This is so strange, I want to wish for something new, This is the scariest thing I've ever done in my life, Who do we think we are? We're Angels and Airwaves? Just hold on I got you. I can see the sun coming up on the horizon Everyone, everyone will listen Even if it hurts sometimes If you will come and hear the message Everyone wants to learn to love again Open up and come alive if you will Can you hear my message? Leave your pain on the bedroom floor again Bring a smile to survive And do you think that you have that in you If you're here and you're all alone tonight Then I'll give you a free ride Take a chance cause

All Of My Older Works......
i'll start with my earliest attempts and work up to the newer things. as you can see, i have gotten better very quickly...... all of these were made for people on myspace, so if you see one floating around, t'was me who did it...

My Daughter And Me
Well summer is over and here is Oct all ready I had a pretty good summer there was one thing missing I have't talk to my daughter for almost for almost 9months now she lives in the same town I do. We had little fight I told her if she could't respect me she could leave my house she lives on her own she 23 and she is a lot like me I was going to stop by where she work and tell her we should have a talk well as mother day came I thought she would call me and she never did I feel that was very wrong of her so I hope she is doing ok I think of her everyday and night she is still my daughter and I love her very much and maybe someday she will grow up she has to realize that she was in the wrong to it just not the other person and that she does make mistakes and that she not perfect Like I said in some ways we are a like put no in other ways we are not she also has to learn not to be so selfish and that family is family and that she should be there for them no matter what I feel blo

Wild Saturday Night
I must say.. I had .. fun last night.. I dressed up.. looked damn good too.. I took pics too.. hahaha I've never been to a party like that. Nor did I ever saw her with a riding whip either.. LOL Next weekend.. I'm supposed to go out again.. But thats the classic.. hehe I as shy at first but .. after evian kept after me to take pics with her in her outfit.. I gave in. I need to post them.. soon as I find my camera .. The best part of the night was girls comming up to me to touch my "silk" shirt.. (laughing) . I have a new respect for "satieen and silk" LOL

So Happy!!!
my coauch just left a message on my myspace pic of me doing the splits... i have one of me doing the middle splips... and scorpian... and yea.. her comment just made me very happy... i love her... lol jk

With You
I am with you I love you very much With you I will stay forever I will never leave The rest of my life I want to spend with you You are the one For whom my love is true Without you I wouldn't know what to do For you I have an ocean of love Which I will always be in And will always be afloat With that I can always gloat With you in mind I can always be happy about life Because Hey,I have you as my wife!

Always
Always Always together Just you and I Always In my eyes. Always Will I love you. Without you In my heart, I would Fall apart. I need your love. I think about you. I think about How much I love you. For everything you need, I will be there, ALWAYS!!!

My Wife
My Wife Of all my dreams and memories, You are the best! With you, I don't care about the rest. I love you with all of my heart and soul, Together forever is my goal. I've told you,"You're beautiful to me!" Why wouldn't you be? I'd walk many a mile, Just to see you smile. You stayed by my side, Even when I could have died. I promise to hold you tight, Laying beside you at night. With you forever! Apart...Never!!!! I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH!!

What Song Are You?
Which Song Are You? (actual song included) Promiscious by Nelly Furtado. You love music. You especially like music with a great beat. You love having fun and hanging with your friends.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

I Think I Am Gonna Cry!
I have these three little girls.. that arent my children arent even in my family, but I love them with all my hear. Their names are Miesha, Ricosha and Tazija. I recently found out that their mom is having to go to prison.. for things I wont mention. It is making me so sad that they are seperating my babies. They need to be together they are sisters and they love each other. I would do anything for them! The olderest is Miesha and she is in 7th grade she is like my little sister, but she gets in trouble a lot and I feel like I have to keep her in line. The next one stole my heart the day she started pre-school. Her name is Ricosha... and she is the sweetest girl ever. I dont know what I would do if her family took her away from me. If I couldnt see her at school everyday I would die. I wouldnt be able to see her smile... and laugh... or take care of her when she cries. I dont know if I could live!! The third one I just started taking care of this year. Her name is Tazija but

Day Four...
I did not get to talk to Fred this morning. We woke up and had breakfast. Then the two oldest went to church. I stayed home with the babies and cleaned. When the girls got home, we then went to watch Jake play football.(He is my neighbors kid.) They won. 18 to 0 against Mairemont. We were there for two games. Now we are home and will just be relaxing for the rest of the night. Hopefully I will get to talk to Fred soon.

Innocence Lost
Bitter on the tongue Taste the ashes of Truth When Fantasy burns Exposing Reality's Tooth. Shattering futile hopes Of Childhood dreams As Angels weep helplessly And Innocence screams. Cherubic faces turn sour As they fill with sadness Close your eyes on this dream And awake to madness. (c) 2006 D. R. Hyden

Lowfat Chocolate Cake
Prep: 15 min, Cook: 30 min. * 1-1/4 cups flour * 1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder * 1/4 cup cornstarch or arrowroot powder * 1 tsp. baking powder * 1/2 tsp. baking soda * 1/2 tsp. salt * 1-1/4 cups sugar * 1 cup water * 3 egg whites * 1/2 cup light corn syrup Preheat oven to 350°F. In a mixing bowl, combine first 6 ingredients. In another bowl, stir sugar and water for 1-2 minutes. Add egg whites and corn syrup and stir until well blended. Slowly combine both mixtures, stirring until smooth. Pour into a well-greased 9x9 inch baking pan. Bake for 30-35 minutes, or until a tester comes out clean when inserted in center. Cool before serving. This recipe serves 8 people. Due to the nature of this recipe, it adjusts the number of servings in multiples of 8 only. Per serving: calories 279, fat 0.9g, 3% calories from fat, cholesterol 0mg, protein 4.2g, carbohydrates 67.6g, fiber 2.3g, sugar 42.2g, sodium 134mg, diet points 5.7. D

True Story
yeah so ummm my friends whit and danny came by the other day to start a quest for ihop. upon arriving whitney asks if i want to go with them to frys first.. i being stoned and a freak for gadgets was like wooo hooo frys!!! so we begin our journey... depending on me for directions and im geographically challenged so away we go. whit and i chatting the whole time and laughin our asses off the entire time. so i may have missed the turn :-| finally on the right track.still way high.still laughing my ass off we end up at frys YAY!! while walking thru the parking lot i feel something fall from my purse.( ive just started carryin one of these dammed things and not used to it....so it wasnt closed properly.)and some alert korean man begins pointing and screaming " maam you dwop sumting!!!maam you dwop sumting!!! as i turned to see what it was right? so everybody turns and looks.... to my horror i see my little purple bullet rolling across the parking lot!! as if this isnt bad enough i

Closer
Your Stripper Song Is Closer by Nine Inch Nails "You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I?ve got no Soul to tell" When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy. What Song Should You Strip To?

Blowjobs
That was the most amusing thing ive read in a very long time. Blowjob Etiquette (by a female) 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 1

Ok I'm Pimping Myself Our :d
Hey I'm in a sexiest big beautiful man contest so this is your cance to show some love ladies just click the pic rate it waht you think it should be rated then leave me a coment to let me know what you think.

White Chocolate Cheesecake
* 1-1/2 cups cracker crumbs, finely ground (graham cracker, ginger snap, zwieback, rusk, vanilla or chocolate wafers) * 1-1/3 cups sugar * 1/3 cup unsalted butter, melted * 1-1/2 lbs. cream cheese * 3/4 lb. white chocolate chips, melted * 1 lb. sour cream * 1/2 tsp. almond extract * 2 tsp. vanilla extract Preheat oven to 350°F. Combine crumbs and 1/3 cup sugar in bottom of a 9 inch springform pan. Stir in butter and mix thoroughly. Press mixture around bottom and sides to cover. Set aside. Place cream cheese in a large mixing bowl and beat with an electric mixer 3-5 minutes until fluffy. Add vanilla and almond extracts. Slowly add remaining sugar and beat 5 minutes. Add melted white chocolate and beat 5 minutes. Add sour cream and beat 3 minutes. Pour into prepared springform pan. Tap pan on counter to release any air bubbles. If using an electric oven, bake 35 minutes; if using a gas oven, 30 minutes. Without opening oven door, turn off oven. Let

The Ultimate Flourless Chocolate Cake
* 10 ounces semisweet chocolate, coarsely chopped * 2 ounces bittersweet chocolate, coarsely chopped * 1-1/2 cups granulated sugar * 1-1/2 tsp. instant coffee granules * 3/4 cup boiling water * 3/4 lb. unsalted butter, softened * 6 large eggs, at room temperature * 1 Tbs. vanilla extract * 3/4 lb. raspberries * 1/2 cup granulated sugar * 1 Tbs. Chambord or other raspberry liqueur (optional) * 1-1/2 cups heavy cream * 1 Tbs. plus 2 tsp. granulated sugar * 1-1/2 tsp. vanilla extract * fresh raspberries (optional) Position a rack in the center of the oven and preheat to 350°F. Butter the bottom and sides of a deep 9 inch round springform pan. Line the bottom of the pan with a round of parchment or waxed paper and butter the paper. In a food processor fitted with the metal blade, process the chocolates, sugar and coffee 15-20 seconds until finely ground. With the motor of the food processor running, pour the boiling w

Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Cake
Prep: 15 min, Cook: 35 min. * 2-1/4 cups all purpose flour * 2 cups brown sugar * 1 cup peanut butter * 1/2 cup unsalted butter * 1 tsp. baking powder * 1/2 tsp. baking soda * 1 cup milk * 1 tsp. vanilla extract * 3 eggs * 1 cup chocolate chips Preheat oven to 350°F. Combine first 4 ingredients in a bowl. Remove 1 cup and set aside. Add remaining ingredients, except chocolate chips, to flour mixture. Beat 3 minutes. Transfer to a greased and floured 9x13 inch pan. Sprinkle with reserved flour mixture and chocolate chips. Bake 35-40 minutes. This recipe serves 12 people. Due to the nature of this recipe, it adjusts the number of servings in multiples of 12 only. Per serving: calories 508, fat 24.7g, 42% calories from fat, cholesterol 70mg, protein 10.4g, carbohydrates 66.5g, fiber 2.7g, sugar 46.6g, sodium 160mg, diet points 12.2. Dietary Exchanges: Milk: 0.1, Vegetable: 0.0, Fruit: 0.0, Bread: 1.0, Lean meat: 0.7, Fat: 4.4

With Fine Stitches, Hands Nurtured Family
Daisy V. Ortega, who died Sept. 25 in Alamosa at age 90, was an old-school wife and mother, preferring wood stoves to microwave ovens, and sewing counterpanes so intricate that the Colorado Historical Society showcased one in a 2002 exhibit. "Who can live like that? I can't, but Mom wanted to start the fire in her wood stove every morning," said her daughter, Daisy M. Ortega, distinguished from her mother both by her nickname - Little Daisy - and her devotion to modern conveniences. Born Oct. 3, 1915, in San Luis, she was the daughter of Moises de la Luz Vigil and Teresa de Jesus Garcia. Both families date their heritage back to the time when this part of Colorado remained a Spanish land grant. She married A. Praxedes Ortega, who belonged to another family whose roots ran deep in the San Luis Valley, in 1936. The wedding took place in the Sangre de Cristo church, a cornerstone in the Ortegas' lives. It was where their children were baptized and received the Catholic sac

Leveling Up Lost Cherry Style
I joined LC to maybe meet some people and make friends but i realize its just some bullshit popularity contest i mean i add people who never have even said "Hi" or fuck you whatever so basically im gonna just get rid of everyone who never talks to me so if you are just here for the points or whatever please leave me the fuck alone and have a nice day

Next Week's Work Schedule
Monday - Work on ticket queue, go home early to prep for SSH upgrade that night Tuesday - All day at CB, work on SSH upgrade as needed. Finish laptop installation(s) Wednesday - Work on ticket queue, go home early to finish SSH upgrade project. Thursday - All day at CB, work on SSH upgrade if not complete. Finish laptop installation. Friday - Clean up on outstanding projects. Need to schedule for home stuff week after next and get cap and gown ordered for graduation. JJ

My Kids
when my kids leav on sundy i feel so bad for them cause i know that yhay have noideal what is going on. it hurts me every time i watch them leave.i dont think that it will ever get better just easyer to deal with.oh well i just nned to get that out and take a min to fine my place in this world.

I Cant Get It Right
Cant get it right Not one little thing A pound of misery served to me What shall I have today Cant get around I'm stuck inside My wrists always so inviting My pills be the way out and yet I muddle on A face that keeps me keeping on Small and wonderous My past present and Future So tiny and gaining size Heart belongs to it And yet parts are broken to never be mended Sealed in a vault I wish for peace But recieve non Only the pound of misery Served to me daily And here I muddle on And I still cant Get it right

New England @ Cincinnati
Patriots won 38-13. Laurence Maroney had great day: 125 yrd, 15 att, 2 TDs. Palmer threw for 245 yards but never got a pass into the endzone. He had two fumbles both recovered by the Patriots defense.

A Submissive's View On Humiliation
What is it that makes humiliation such a hot activity for me? I've thought about it for a long time and have found that it's very difficult to explain. Why do I like it when my dominant calls me his whore or his slut? Or on the nights that I am ordered to sleep on the floor, bound to the bed; why do I look forward to bedtime? It's because of the positive effects that result from it. Verbal humiliation. Name calling, derogatory tone of voice, goading. Those things affect my sexuality. When I'm called dirty names I'm really accepting permission to enjoy sex to the fullest. It's when the slut in me gets to come out to play and enjoy the wet and messy and dirty fun aspects of sex. A whore? You bet. I'll be a whore, a personal whore. I'll pleasure you because it pleasures me. Yes I'm a whore and a slut. Those parts of me only get shown to a select few, but they are there and they like to come to play. It's hard for me to show that side of myself, sometimes I need to be goaded or pus

Ladies Night
The Ladies Night Club Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! [Image Removed] Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do? The woman in me

Thier Gift
THIER GIFT The darkness of the room did match her trembling soul, with fear she entered in. His voice, so gentle and with firm conviction gave her courage to enter in. His touch, warm, alive did awaken in her feelings she oft did hide. His eyes were warm and tender but he knew he'd be obeyed, "Welcome my pet" He gently lifted her face to look at him "Always look me in the eye" "For we are part, each of us part of a single whole. Equals, and lovers" He kissed her then, and she could see the hope in his dark eyes. Her heart did soar at knowledge gained, of how each will give. For now she knew with certainty, that her gift was not alone. For he would guide and protect her, through all their time as one. And she would complete his life and love, as only she could do. His hands, so gentle and so firm, directed her to her tasks. And his eyes gave wonderous eloquence to the love he had inside. Now who should judge this love,

Master's Arms
Master's Arms The arms that gently hold me, are arms with the strength of steel. Their power is endowed by the force of the love which I feel for you. I submit and offer you the power to imprison me within your embrace. You take this power and give it back to me once again, transformed. It is a gilded cage that holds me safe within your grasp. You weld shut the doors with your love, and at last I am free.

Slave Needs
slave needs Master please..... Look into this girl's heart. Listen beyond the silence and hear it call out to You. Take her beyond the realm of herself. Show her what You desire. Lift her high by placing her at Your feet. Teach her Your ways, Your hopes, Your dreams, Your wishes. Command her spirit, set it free to live as You desire. Consume her soul as You place Your invisible chains around her. Let her hear the firmness of Your voice as You transport her elsewhere. Wrap the bonds tightly, keep her close. Challenge her to meet Your needs. Take her into the darkness where she may see its beauty. Let her serve You with all that she is, in any manner You require. Bind her tightly where she may feel the strength of Your touch. This slave is Yours and the need is great.

Well At Least Some Of It Is True...
MAY=SWEETIE Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. having many children. Hardworking. High spirited.

Me
Sorry to all my friends that I have not been on too much lately. I have been busy with the new baby and working, besides trying to fight off getting sick. There is alot of colds going around right now. Anyways, hope everyone has had a nice weekend. Stephen.

To Those Born 1930-1979
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank koolade made with sugar, but we weren't overweight because . WE WE

Just Call Me Bob "muffuckin'" Villa
Hahaha just call me Tim aka bob muffuckin villa...mr home improvement himself... We have a light in our basement that the pull chain is broken on...so when you wanna turn it on you gotta screw in the bulb...so I get home he other night and by habit reach up to screw in the light bulb and end up burning the shit out of my thumb because there was no bulb there only filament. So I have a nice singe mark on my fingernail and let me tell you the smell of burt flesh and fingernail is not pleasant. Then I tried to kill the power and remove the broken fixture in the dark at 2am because I didn't want it to catch fire and ended up electrocuting myself. 7 zillion volts of power went shooting through my body and I dropped the pliers on the floor and called it a night. So I find out the next day that the bulb shattered. I told my mother what happend and she laughed and wondered why she didn't hear me scream. I told her it was because I didn't lol so she says here I bought a new light fixture

Who Remembers Making Out?!?!?!?!?!
Who remembers making out? Current mood: naughty Remember back in the day, when we as a people weren't concerned with getting ass, we weren't concerned with how big our dicks were, or how wet our pussy got, or how we were just gonna put it on somebody? Back in the day we looked forward to making out. Yeah, I said it, making out. Remember when you used to kiss your girl until your mouth was dry, your lips hurt, and you could barely breathe? Don't even get me started on how I used to act like I was being slick and accidentally rub up against the titty...haha then put my whole hand on it and hope that I didn't get slapped so I could keep it there. Tell me you didn't get amped the first time you unclamped a bra. Make out sessions were where I perfected my two fingered bra unsnapping technique! Thank goodness I learned then cause it damn sure comes in handy now. Who remembers how you used to take your finger and rub the inside of your girls jeans haha hoping that you didn't ge

Missouri Girls!!!!
Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had been giving their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Indiana, and bragged tha t he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Utah. He bragged that he hadgiven his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a Missouri girl. He said that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anyth

Never Argue With A Woman
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap before putting away his fishing gear. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?""Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MORAL: Never

My Kind Of Men.....maybe Not
I want rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh**-kickers, and Methodists

Benefits Of An On-line Relationship
Being in an online love relationship is a difficult, but very rewarding experience. Sometimes, as in many difficult experiences, negative thoughts can creep into your mind. If you find yourself wondering why you, or possibly even a friend, are in an online love relationship, take a moment and read through these Lovingyou.com user's thoughts and experiences for a few answers. "I believe that the best part of an online love is that the two people get to bond mentally and spiritually long before they ever make a physical bond. They get to know one another's heart and soul, and that is the most important part of any relationship." -Mary Sammons "Finally meeting them is the best... in person I mean." -Sandy "You both get to have your own space. You're not smothered, and you don't get tired of each other." -Charlene "We know a lot about each other just from talking, but there are still many things that we don't know and that adds a type of mystery to the relationship." -SA

Grrrr
I wish my life would get better,sometimes I feel broken or somthing,I failed at my marriage,Its been a year and a half and nothing seems to be getting any better,I wish my mom was still alive she always seemed to be able to give me the support I needed to get through anything,I miss you mom!Its kinda been a dumpy day!

Photoshop!
Okay, so I want to level and it's never going to happen lol.. so I have come up with a plan! To photoshop people!! I like photoshopping people and things, so I figured.. why not use that to my advantage, providing people *want* things photoshopped.. lol. You can see some stuff I've done in my photo albums. So this is how it'll work.. The only way I know that'll level me up easily enough is to get photo comments, so basically if you comment atleast 40/50% of my pics, I'll do a photoshop of your choice. Hopefuly this works lol. I'll also accept gifts *flutters eye lashes* hehe. For your photoshopped image, I won't do a webcam taken picture unless it's really good quality [1.3mpx +] I can edit your head onto someone, I can edit you so you look purdies [not that you don't already!!] I can make you look zomibfied, I can do alot of stuff.. Just tell me and I'll try my best to give you the result you're hoping for. I can also make banners [see profile for examples] I will not do morphs,

Comin Home....
ha da count down has begun fukkerz....Im comin home to Wisconsin in t-minus 5 dayz! I cant wait...dont get mii wrong i love ATL but man i miss Maym! datz my gurl, my roll dawg, my bff, hell my wifey!! LoL she is one of the only ppl dat has called mii like fairly often, hell she could text mii "i miss u" but she goes out of her way to CALL mii and say she misses mii and shyt. I guess it shows u who u tru friends r! anywho I think comin down here has helped my life thinkin sooo much. whenever im away from da city and its quiet i can think, and ive been doin sooooooo much thinkin this past 2 months about everything in my life. I kno where i need to be and wha I need to do and as soon as i get home Im doin it. Imma get dat CNA job, Imma register my ass for next semester, Imma get dat apartment, and Imma get dat fukkin truck I want! It's all about mii and whoever dont like it fukk off but I kno dat this time spent down here has opened my eyes up alot. Ive met some wonderful ppl down here an

Sex Ii
You prefer Rough sex! You like it ROUGH. Hard, great, wonderful slamming sex is your type of sex. More the product of lust than love - and utterly horny - rough sex is what satisfies you. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com

Sex Iii
Your hottest bedroom accessory is Satin Sheets You are a romantic at heart, and you want your date to have every extra comfort. You are into soft, luxurious sex and you are good at making your partner get into it too. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Hotel Rendezvous
Hotel Rendezvous We meet in a hotel room. The surroundings don't matter, because we only see each other. The second the door is closed, we are in each others' arms. Hot, wet, hungry kisses. Dueling tongues. Bodies rubbing against each other. Unbuttoning your shirt, slowly sliding it off, touching every bit of skin that is bared. Stroking, caressing, feeling every muscle......so tense from the pressures of the day. Well, I know how to take care of that. Into a warm bath we go. First I sit behind you, massaging your shoulders and upper back to relax the muscles. Then you slide down into the water, resting your head on my soft breasts as I gently rub your temples, smoothing away the cares of the day. My hands slide down your neck, over your chest, slippery with bath oil. When I'm sure you have forgotten everything but me, I rearrange us so we are face to face in the tub. More kisses, tender and sweet, while my hands continue to smear the oil across

Mud Puddle
Me and buddy's went to a concert this weekend, and it was freaking great! I got too see Incubus, Rise againt, and Jacks Manequin.. it's was cool. Best part of the night though was when me and my buddy Smitty were standing around just talking, and we see this mud puddle that people keep accidently walking into. So were laughing, and everytime someone walked through it, we would be like "ooooooooohhhh" and start to laugh and point. Before you know it there's like 30 of us standing around this mud puddle laughing at these people walking into the mud. Every 10 seconds, it never failed. Then we were instigating people to jump in the mud. A couple drunk dudes got in it, but everyone was trying to get these two girls to mud wrestle. What's even funnier is people are throwing money into the mud, like these chicks are supposed to just jump in and grab it.....

The Heartless
The Heartless There is a quote that is mysterious and yet truthful: Those that have hearts will perish those that are heartless will live forever. What does this mean? Those that have hearts can die form love not actually dead physically but emotional and mentally die the worst death of all everything stops your heart, your emotions and your soul. Even seems like time has stop your stuck nothing is moving. Frozen in time. Always reminded of the pain over and over again. Frozen in pain and sorrow for eternity. Those that are heartless no matter what they keep going never stopping. Its just another day nothing matters the keep moving the keep on living

Skanks!
When you come to my profile I have not filled out the "about me" part of things partly because I am lazy and don't really feel like it and partly because I have to think about it and don't really know what to write. But when you hit my pictures, I think it's fairly obvious that I am involved with someone... What I don't understand is that why would the person that I'm involved with, so called "friends" would come to my profile and rate my pics 1's... Does this hurt me somehow? Am I crushed that you don't find me attractive? No I'm not! I have had 3 separate occasions where this has happened. I will not mention names because your just not worth mentioning...I will say that maybe if said persons actually got themselves a real boyfriend/girlfriend than they wouldn't have so much time on their hands to go around to others profiles and rate them poorly out of pure jealousy.... But, perhaps there is another reason that I'm missing here?? I'm wondering if anyone could give me some sort of in

White Beach
She sat on the white beach, the sun setting, casting its colorful lights against her curly red hair. Her face was towards the ocean as he approached from behind, naked and viral, he crept up on her. He squatted behind her and very quietly reached to stroke her hair. A smile formed on her face as she felt his gentle touch. Leaning back against him, she looks up smiling into his face. Her white skin almost translucent in the light that was left. Turning, she faces him, she as naked as he. No need for modesty, they were all alone here. Tentatively he reaches to stroke her breast, his touch causing her nipples to grow and harden. Taking her by the hand, he gently pulls her towards the forest. She soon knows where they are going. Ahead of them lies the fresh clear pool where they bath and swim, with its beautiful waterfall cascading over the rocks. Still leading her he takes her to a soft patch of grass. The moon is starting to come up and the light is changing. Th

I Am Bisexual
well i am bisexual and i have known for many years but it was only 3 years ago that i want to be with other girl. when i was a girl for the first time,i had a blast big time. i love the way other girls feel. i love there sexy body and i go nuts in bed. everything about girls makes me u know what all the time. TO ALL THE WOMEN ON HERE U ARE ALL VERY HOT.MY MAN LIKES ME WITH OTHER WOMEN.

An Early Moaning
An Early Moaning by DaddysLittleWench © An Early Moaning I hear the handle turn I see the steam rolling out. Into the hallway you step, without care without doubt. The dripping wet muscles fresh from the shower, My body responding, Oh how you have that power. I can feel your effect as my shirt forms two peaks, My breathing increasing, I can not speak. My body is wanting, my clit how it aches My moisture increasing with spasms and shakes. My eyes roam over your body so lean. You turn your head towards me; you love to be seen. Your body it hardens I watch as it grows. I take all of you in from your eyes to your toes. Your hand reaches down and makes a firm grasp. As I watch your body move I silently gasp. Slowly you’re moving, stroking up and down. Watching intently I kneel to the ground. With stride in your step, before me you stand. A fistful of hair you hold in your hand. I open my mouth as you glide into me. Over my lips you slide softly in betw

I've Learned.....
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is knock them over the head and keep them prisoner. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.....show me where? I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished....ummm yes .I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. ...learning this. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place! I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one

The Difference Between Strength And Courage!!
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STRENGTH AND COURAGE It takes strength to be firm. It takes courage to be gentle. It takes strength to stand guard. It takes courage to let down your guard. It takes strength to conquer It takes courage to surrender. It takes strength to be certain. It takes courage to have doubt. It takes strength to fit in. It takes courage to stand out. It takes strength to feel a friend's pain. It takes courage to feel your own pain. It takes strength to hide feelings. It takes courage to show them. It takes strength to endure abuse. It takes courage to stop it. It takes strength to stand alone. It takes courage to lean on another. It takes strength to love. It takes courage to be loved. It takes strength to survive. It takes courage to live.

New Pics!!
I added some of my Sea World Pics..... I will add more in a day or two, after I delete a few and upload the pics from my daughters camera.... the shows were AWESOME!!! The dolphin show was my favorite, then we got to feed the dolphins afterwards.... wow are they ever rubbery feeling... LOL

***he Sits And Writes***
***HE SITS AND WRITES*** a> (This was written for a friend, whom's name i will not speak) He sits and writes all the night waiting for his truest moment in life. As he reads the mail in his box, he's drawn to a lil evil fox. The things he writes to her make her smile. He gives her hope for a new dawning day, for his inner light shines in what he writes. The things he says are witty and kind, nothing perverted or creepy just truth and honesty. For though he is very busy, he makes time to write. A real man in the eyes of truth and that's what matters. The rumors are false, the gossip has to stop. Yet it wont. His only solace is to write, from the nights darkness to the morning light. And so he does. He writes with passion & heart, he writes with love & pain. He is the famous writer, for whom's name i will not speak. I have read the writings of mad men, I have read the writings of sane men. But when I read HIS writings I cried. For

The Black Unicorn
THE BLACK UNICORN a> Where is my rare black unicorn, for he is majestic and driven by the night. He will not come into the light that is me, He waits till my soul dims down to an ember glow. While he ever walk beside me? Will I ever ride him beneath the nights starry ceiling? Why does he taunt me so, bucking at my attempted touch. I shall never give up, I will pursue my mighty beast of the night. He sleeps in the dark snowy valley, dreaming the love filled illusions only he can see. I have been to his valley, yet my inner light awakes him and he yet again eludes me. For if only given the chance to love him, my light would be consumed by the darkness that is him. Alas he will not have it, He would rather suffer alone in the dark of night, then to compromise my souls livelihood. He's here, I can hear his breath. Watching him run across the landscape with his sexy mane flowing in the night air, I become weak. He is now gone, only to return and taunt me more in the nights to com

I Love You....
I LOVE YOU.... Although I've never felt your touch or heard you voice, I find myself falling in love with you. I haven't seen the real you, and yet I find myself uncontrollably attracted to your deep sorrowful soul & brilliant mind. You are the mystery man I speak to on a daily basis. Even though I'm miles away from you, I yearn to hear your voice. Your physical beauty maters not, for I love your mind. Your the kind of man who would shelter me from the rain, and bask in the beauty of the night sky's starlight, just to see me smile. I want to hold you and hear your words. I would like to do all I can to please you, to do anything possible all for your happiness is all I wish for. I long to see you smile, to see you latest work, to see your home land and mine. I hope to rise once again from this newly found grave, and become the woman I once was. To meet the man behind the words is what I wish for. No matter what or who you are, I have loved you for you and nothing more then that

Personality Quiz!
You Are An Intro-Extrovert! Sometimes you're social - sometimes you're shy You've got a bit of an Introvert / Extrovert split going on You enjoy all sorts of situations. Parties, small groups, and alone time. Too much of one, and you'll long for the other. You need varity! Chances are, you've got both serious and fun friends - and they don't get along. Are You An Extrovert or Introvert?

Funny Quotes
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. ~ Woody Allen Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night ~ Rodney Dangerfield There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL. ~ Lynn Lavner Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope ~ Camille Paglia Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant. ~ George Burns Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. ~ Sharon Stone Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. ~ Tiger Woods My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. ~ Jack Nicholson Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. ~

I Wish...
I wish I could be seen for who I was without color. I wish I could be heard without words. I wish I could be held by the wind that the world exhales. I wish that my pain can drift away like that of a calm running stream. I wish that my love would be enough. These are merely all wishes, dreams even. We all may have these as whatever, but this was my simple list. I guess it means nothing in the end what I have done to show the one's I love my heart.~NFA

The Sexy Test
This is the SEXY test. Post this and see who will fill this out. You may be surprised to see some of the answers. Mark the answer with an "X" [X] How old do I look? [ ] 23 [ ] 24 [ ] 25 [ ] 26 [ ] 27 [ ] 28 [ ] 29 [ ] 30 [ ] 31 [ ] 32 [ ] 33 [ ] other ___ How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT) [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 Would you rather.. [ ] Do me Or [ ] Date me Or [ ] Both Would you rather be on top or bottom? [ ] Top [ ] Bottom Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Beautiful [ ] Sexy [ ] Cute [ ] Attractive] Would you rather.. [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] Fuck Me [ ] Go out [ ] Make Love Do you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes ( - - )

Hi I Wanna Find My Angel Back
Baby if I am near you I don’t want to miss the opportunity I have, I will hold you, and I will kiss you. You are really beautiful such an Angel down to the earth. I really like to see your sensual body you have now. Will you give me your hot picture to make me good sleep this night, please contact me I will fuck you deeply rather than other people done to you, I have 18 Inc. chat with me on aiqo2006@hotmail.com. I am a man who really adores love and fun. I don’t want to let time roll without any mean. I just want to find happiness and fun in all my whole life. I adore woman and girls very much. I like sensual, beautiful, sexy and mature woman. I don’t know why? But it’s my life, I don’t want somebody interfere on it I admire woman who has the same sense and really adore love and affection as well. They must like love and fun also happiness. They must like sensual thing and making love. They must able to satisfy me in the bed.

Devoured By Wolves
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... How Will You Die? MY RESULT:Devoured By Wolves You’re not very cautious when it comes to unfamiliar places, and you tend to react fast rather than think things out. That’s why you’re gonna be wolf meat. Studies have shown that you’re twice as likely to get hit by lightning than get attacked by wolves, so you’re a pretty lucky duck. When that pack of wolves starts hunting you down, try throwing rocks at them to ward them off. Don’t feed them anything or they might get aggressive when you run out of food. And don’t carry around any babies with you. Wolves love eating babies. Take This Quiz!

Birth Month
most of these are so true about me:) What Does Your Birth Month Reveal About You? NovemberHas lots of extraordinary ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinkforward. Unique. brilliant. Sharp thinking. Fine, strong clairvoyance. make good doctors. Dynamic. Secretive. Inquisitive. Know how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative. amiable. Brave. generous. Patient. Stubborn. hardhearted. Determined. Never quit. Hardly become angry unless provoked. Love to be alone. Think differently. Sharp-minded. Motivate self. Dont appreciate praises. Highspirited. Well-built, tough. Deep love, emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest. Keepsecrets. Cant control emotions. Unpredictable.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

I Know What Youre Going To Say
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... What's Your Secret Talent? MY RESULT:Reading People's Minds Bet you already knew that, right? There’s not really any point in explaining any more of this to you, since you probably already know what we’d say. But if you’re one of those non-believers, who’s still not even sure you have ESP, we recommend you open your mind and start exploring your new-found talent. Great places to start: phone conversations with your crush, final exam week, and, of course, “Jeopardy.” Take This Quiz!

Lies All Lies
i lay a wake and wonder at night what the price of all of our petty perceptions are love so often misunderstood and forgotten in the hurricane that is life the word that leaves dreams shattered on the rocks and hearts torn to peaces but if you have found true love real love then you holdd more treasure and power then any other person i have ever known and for that i am jealous of you in a way i am not sure you can comprehend i hope and pray for you and your love and pray that in this world of cruelty you make it and the light you carry with you i hope you make it shine as bright as the brightest stars what is it we do in the world around us what are we creating in our life?? and why is it we cant we just lett go of our iner hiding places? do people want to be found by tehr sor do we live i shells hiding from the light of who we are what is the truest weapon we have in our fight against the shadows of our souls? is it not truth in and of itself

Nothing To Look Back On
Ya know what, being alive in these days is a great thing, but what I still feel missing is any kind of personal history. I mean I have no knowledge of any cultural traditions, or even my family, on either side. Aside from my mother’s maiden name; a name descendent from Commodore Perry, the guy who came over to Japan and basically forced them into opening their ports and strong-arming them into trade with western societies. That’s it. The only cultural reference I have in my heritage, that I know about, is a bully. I know being an American is great, but it also kills any kind of cultural understanding. My father’s side is blank, and my mother’s side has just that little nugget. I mean, there is great history in places like Rome, The British isles, Japan, Native America, China, India, Egypt, Mexico and central America (Aztec and Incan), Nomadic tribes from the Africas, Aboriginal Australia, Polynesians. The list goes on and on. And American history is all but an adopted off-shoot of many

Candy Hearts
Your Candy Heart Says "Cutie Pie" You always seem to have a hot date, even though you never try to meet anyone. A total charmer, you have a natural appeal that keeps you in high demand. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: multiple dates with multiple people Your flirting style: 100% natural What turns you off: serious relationship talks Why you're hot: you're totally addicting What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

Top 13 Reasons To Become A Witch
13. I live for persecution! 12. I'm a night person at heart. 11. We respect our elders... and alders, and willows, and oaks... 10. I just love explaining that a pentagram is NOT evil. 9. We do more after midnight than most people do all day! 8. Being burned at the stake is a great way to roast marshmallows. 7. We can talk to Elvis (and he IS dead). 6. You live, you learn, you die, you forget. Then you comeback... 5. Double the deities, double the fun! 4. We get more holidays. 3. Brooms get great mileage. 2. We were here first! 1. BELTANE!!!

Undies
Your Lucky Underwear is Blue You are caring and extroverted. You've made relationships your number one focus, and your lucky blue underwear can bring some balance to them. You thrive in one-on-one situations. You are a good listener and a natural born therapist. Sometimes you let the concerns of others become too important in your life, leading to stress and worry. If you want more balance, put on your blue underpants. They'll help you take care of yourself first. What Color Is Your Lucky Underwear?

The Big Move
well were still tryin to get situated in our new place livin with my sis in law for now. still unpackin and this is the sucky part i hate unpackin or packin for that matter. were always babysittin so dont have too much time to do anything either. then on top of all that lookin for a job and tryin to get my license. anyways still tryin to get things straight maybe eventually.

Hidden Talent
Your Hidden Talent You are a great communicator. You have a real way with words. You're never at a loss to explain what you mean or how you feel. People find it easy to empathize with you, no matter what your situation. When you're up, you make everyone happy. But when you're down, everyone suffers. What's Your Hidden Talent?

Signs That Your In The Wrong Religion
1. Prayer books contain nothing but show tunes. 2. In church, they pass a "specimen plate." 3. Their main prophet is scamming on your girlfriend. 4. You must kneel and pray five times a day facing Redmond, Washington. 5. The *only* food that you're allowed to eat is pork. 6. "The first reading is from the Book of Newt..." 7. Your position in the afterlife depends on how many cleaning products you sell here on earth. 8. Larry King's birthday is the High Holy Day for the year. 9. Your new messiah claims to have fed the multitudes with a bucket of chicken, some fries, and a Big Gulp. 10. Even though they taste heavenly, you're pretty sure Malomars are not a sacrament. 11. All the commandments begin, "You might be a sinner if..." 12. "Sinner of the Week" eligible for valuable prizes. 13. Constant fear that the elders will discover the laptop you've got squirreled away in the buggy shed. 14. Frequency of circumcision increased from once

You Might Be A Pagan If:
1. When you're sworn in in court, you bring your own grimoire. 2. You've been seen talking to cats. They talk back. You understand what they're saying. 3. When asked if you believe in God, you ask, "Which one?" 4. You know what "widdershins" means. You apply it. 5. You have an entire spice cabinet and you don't cook. You know that laurel and bay leaves are the same thing. 6. You have a frequent buyer card at the local antique bookstore. The proprietor of said bookstore picks out anything to do with the Celts and saves it for you. 7. You think Mercedes Lackey should be a cultural icon. 8. You know that there are exceptions to the laws of physics. You've caused them. 9. The first thing your guests say is, "My, that's a nice... altar... you have there." 10. On Halloween, you yell "Happy New Year!" at passers-by. 11. You know that Christmas trees were originally pagan symbols. That's why you bought one. 12. You have friends who say they are el

Seducer
Your Seduction Style: Au Natural You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it. That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power! The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism. You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world. Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in. You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you? You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways. Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you. As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Bitch
some peeps would disagree and say I'm 100% bitch You Are 60% Bitchy Generally, you're an average woman, with average moods. But sometimes... well, watch out! Sometimes, you let your mean side get the better of you. And you enjoy every minute of it. How Bitchy Are You?

30 Bedroom Busters
woot woot... Keepinn just in case i ever need.. hahaha Share your deepest fantasies with each other. Kiss with your eyes open.. Extend your foreplay time... considerably. Play truth or dare but keep your questions steered towards the topic at hand. Make love by only candlelight. Try ice... Spend $100 on lingerie. Take a bath or shower together. Write a sensual love story about you and your partner. Leave it for them to read. Use whipped cream... Stay the night at a hotel with a hot tub. Make it a point to touch every inch of your lover's body. Learn more about aphrodisiacs. Give your love a sensual massage. Buy a few love making technique books and read them together. Compliment your love on how they look and while making love. Do a strip dance for them. Spend a day teasing your partner. Make love somewhere other than your home. Experiment with different types of kisses. When your

About Me P2
Gah I just wrote a whole long thing on me and slid my finger the wrong way on the mousepad and it erased the whole thing...son of a...Anyway I know it's been a while since I wrote the first part of this but there's been alot of things going on. First of the girl situation has only gotten worse since then. I really can't say a whole lot as there is high volume readership of things like this. I just wish sometimes that she'd walk into my life and end all my unhappiness and pain. That my search would finally be over...no more questions...no more of the crazies...no more heartbreak. Along with the relationship situation getting worse so have my grades. Accounting, Intro to Comp Sci(which I apparently totally don't understand C++), and Christian Scriptures have all taken a dive. Spanish will be taking a dive before long as well I know. I keep trying but I feel like some days it would just be better to quit and save myself and my family the stress and financial burden. I'm very clos

I'm Back
I've been gone a long time. They even deleted my pics! Sorry I haven't been around, I've been distracted by some "things." LOL. But I'm back and ready to find another man to keep my pussy satisfied. Hope to hear from you all. Kisses. Bustymommy

Haha An Im Not From The States But This Is Funny As Hell Lol
Alabama: 1. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. California: 1. Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water. Connecticut: 1. You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. 2. You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands. Florida: 1. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. 2. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. 3. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. 4. Illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. 5. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. Illinois: 1. It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept a

Lol Hahaha
Apology Sorry – you have reached The End of the Internet This is the VERY last page. There are no more links. No more exciting sites to visit – NOTHING. Please turn off your computer and get a life!!! Thank you for visiting the INTERNET.

Im Having A Contest!!!!! Come One Come All
Ok everyone, heres the thing, i keep hearing, and seeing all this stuff about contests, sexiest this, hottest that, so i thought what would happen if i had one? well i decided to go for it, so here it goes, The Realest Cutie on the LC!! but their are stipulations, ready for them? here goes, 1) in order to be a part of the contest you have to be 100% real, im talking eyes, smile, personality, the whole 9!!! 2) you have to take a "REAL" pick, i want you holding a sign, saying "I'm Real" with your name, the time, and that days date. Not to hard!!! so get the pics, get em to me, starting now, the faster i get them, the faster i get them voted on!! hit me up if you want to be included, im looking for 12 men and 12 lady's!!! love ya dolls!

One Of My Writings
when the flute is played under the full moon the fairy lights will glow and you will know that all you think you know is mere illusion and the reality of the world is within the minds of the chosen of the earths true children who will come to rule as humans die out for the earth has sent its demons to destroy all humans but there is one, a creature of the earth bound to a human by love who could save the human race.

Montana Barbie's
Whiteish Barbie: This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with a Mercedes 4WD SUV, a Prada handbag and matching Nike Yoga ensemble. She has a masters degree and double-majored, but has the luxury of being a stay-at-home mom with Ken's generous salary. Comes with Percocet prescription and Botox. Starbucks mug and traffic-jamming Blackberry internet/cell phone device sold separately. Husband Ken is into fishing, golfing, baseball and is often "working late." Available at all Seattle-area Starbucks retailers. Bozeman Barbie: This princess Barbie is only sold at Nordstrom. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, your choice of a BMW convertible or Hummer H2 and a long-haired foreign lapdog named "Honey." Also available is her cookie-cutter development dream house. Available with or without tummy tuck, facelift, and breast augmentation. Workaholic, cheating husband, Ken, comes with a Porsche. Butte Barbie: This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun

Sex,sex,sex
So im sat here reading someguys blog about how most ppl on lost cherry are a either sex mad or a perv! So its got me thinking is sex really that important? I mean , dont get me wrong, i love sex and its surely is a great thing... but is it the be all and end all of a relationship? If u met ur dream/man woman and they didnt want too have sex for various reasons, would u end the relationship? If u were having a sexual relationship with someone and they were crap in bed, would u finish the relationship, Have we become totaly sex bonkers? How many of u actually would pick a true meaningfull relationship over sex?

What Is Right
Monday, October 2, 2006 What is right Focus your thoughts on what is right with your life. There is so very much that you have to choose from. Abundance is as close to you as your next thought. A thankful attitude will connect you to that abundance. There is something of positive value in every moment, every situation, every relationship. Zero in on what's right with life, and that value is yours. What you expect has a major influence on what you get. Expect to move forward on this day, and you will. Let the challenges inspire you. Let the possibilities encourage you. Choose to see and to live what is right with life. Whatever may come, be thankful, and you create much to be truly thankful for. -- Ralph Marston

The Sleepless One
i live without love i live without hate i live to destroy i live to rebuild i am nethier good nor evil i am both good and evil i am out of my mind i am trapped within my mind i am life and i am death my motives are unknown even to myself my motives are known to everyone i am contradiction incarnate I AM THE SLEEPLESS ONE

When Will This Wait Be Over.....
I am STILL waiting for this baby to leave me....it is really starting to drive me crazy. I sometimes wonder if this baby was ever there and I would still wonder if I hadnt seen it with my own eyes on an ultrasound. I have made my peace with losing this baby but I cant start to heal while I carry it with my close to my heart everyday. It feels good knowing that my friends keep stopping in to let me know they are thinking of me. I got a pretty box put together for this baby where I put everything I have from this one that was special to this baby. It gives me a great feeling of closure and closeness to this baby. It also makes the loss more real but helps me to face it rather than pretend it isnt there. I am supposed to go into the clinic later and have my blood drawn so they can measure my hormone levels and tell me at my appt tomorrow if they are going down at all. Well thanks for stopping in and I will close for now. Angie

Wee Wee...errrrr...oui, Oui
Wee Wee...errrrr...Oui, Oui Oct 2, 2006 Bonjour! Sitting at a "cyber cafe" in Paris trying to re-learn how to type on a French keyboard. Paris is amazing though. Got to see a ridiculous view from the Eiffle Tower last night, and see Jim Morrison's tomb this morning. Rest of the time I am just wide-eyed looking at all the beautiful buildings, and trying to find low carb meals in the Carb Capitol of the world!!!! All good though...plenty of cheese and eggs as well as steak. So back to recording more vocals tomorrow. Been several "Goose Bump" moments.... Wait until you kids hear "I have Been Waiting" version 2.0. It is killing me right now. As we sit in London cutting vocals D_rock keeps sending us some amazing guitar parts...Great stuff all around!!!! Got to go... Time is almost up!!! Troy posted 7:58 AM

A Dragon Spell
The night is warm and clear, As the circle is casted and held dear. The elements are called and greeted. Air, Earth, Water and Fire, The energy is raised higher and higher. To the point of no return. As the spell begins the dragons cry, While they fly adding their own energies with mine. Higher and higher till it is all released. With an explosion of pure white light which will never cease. Love and Healing was added to this spell, Entwined with dragon power as well. The circle now comes to a close, Saying Hail and farewell to all who came. Merry Meet, Merry Part and Merry Meet Again

Monday Monday .......
What the hell happend to the weekend ??? I was working on the SOS BUS ( a scheme to help those that are vunerable on friday & saturday nights) voluntry and love every minute of it. Nothing beat the feeling of helping someone out and receiving a "Thank You" at the end of it. Saturday was pretty much a lazy one chilling out and trying to catch up on sleep as I didn't finish on the SOS BUS till 4am (I know sucker for punishment) Sunday was catch up day for me meeting up with friends and finding out what ever they got up to and who is seeing who and screwing who (you know how it is) Now today and I'm catching up with some studying and those I didn't at the weekend. Oh well that's me done and dusted! Have a great day all ~o~ Zac Sky ~o~

If A Man Want's You
IF A MAN WANTS YOU If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't wan t you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently? Always have y

Who Am I ? You Ask Of Me
I be from the same as you…….heavens above amongst the chosen stars of Earthly delights beyond compare. For I am Earth, aliken to an Earth Tree. Many roots below to places of which some know. Of branches a plenty to reach out and hold. Giver of life from the magical well deep, deep below. Crystiline rocks, mystical waters flow. Touching, rushing from my fingers and toes. I am the Winds of the 4 Corners didn’t you know? Elemental shifts guided by moonlight Even of the darkest days into the night. There follows a trace scent upon the breeze of me Paths of each direction I take, hosted flight unto Pegasus A destiny chance of a landing occurs. Kissing my face as the winds envelope me always directing . I am Fire of warmth and The Light… Cast upon you spellbound within rapture and delight. I burn within your veins reaching deep into your soul Firelight of passions lust I am a giver of the light to show Unto tho

Manic Monday
Well, like she says..."It's just another manic Monday" Yep, it is Monday once again. But to me it really isn't all that manic. Steve spent the night with me last night. I know what you are thinking Tee. I know I said I was through playing his games but I love him like you love Chris. I will never let him go if I can help it. I would like for nothing more than for him to come home. We had a wonderful night, the most amazing night we have had in years. Absence really does make the heart grow fonder and the sex better! hehehehe! I can't help it though it is like my sexdrive has like quadrupled for him since he left! I can't say what we did let's just say there were alot of firsts last night. I did things to him I would have never dreamed I would do! (not anything gross though) Well, I don't guess you all want to hear anymore of this sappy shit. Any way I think my...our chances of getting back together are getting better. I still don't want to rush him but GOD I MISS HIM! He h

A World Without Witches..by Robert F. Potts
Can You Imagine? Can you imagine a world without witches, A world where all people are the same? Where the only known dragons are hiding in books, And children are terribly tame? A world without magick would be sad indeed, I cannot imagine the pain Of having a world where there's no Santa Clause, Where wizards are searched for in vain. Can you imagine a world without spells, That science and business run? And think of the sadness a unicorn feels When he no longer plays in the sun. Can you imagine a world without witches, No elves, and no magickal pools? And can you imagine how dull it would be If all that we had were the schools? I cannot imagine a world without witches, A world with no magickal wand. A world without beauty, or even a dream, Or a wood sprite of whom to be fond. They say I should grow up and be more mature, Like a normal adult ought to do, But I'd rather, at night, go to dance with a witch, And I'll bet

Posting
WHAT IS WRONG WITH LC. I can't comment on my friends site, or their photos. i keep getting the same error message: your time has expired. what the hell is this. i haven't been able to do anything for two days. WHY! Someone please tell me what the hell is going on. thank you

The Elements
All energy upon the earth is made up of a balance of the 4 elements, how little or how much of each is present determines how we feel around it. The associations given here are not from any fixed system. There are differences between some paths of Paganism that you will find here - you also must find what feels right for you, but this is a good guide to get you started. Earth Air Fire Water Trees Mountains Volcanoes Oceans Flowers Clouds Rivers Valleys Lakes North South East West Solidity Thinking Strength Emotion Balance Clairity Passion Security Energy Comfort Green Yellow Red Blue Brown Silver Orange White Dirt Incense Candle Salt/Water Wood Feather Flame Rock Plant Pentacle Wand Sword Cup Taurus Gemini Leo Cancer Virgo Libra Saggitarius Pisces Capriocorn Aquarius Aries Scorpio Winter Spring Summer Autumn Midnight Dawn Noon Sunset Feeling Thinking Intuition Sensing The four elements are also known as the four directions or the fou

Raining Again!!
woohooo i absolutely love raining days!!!! most of people would say: are you f* crazy? well maybe lol, but what can i do if i like those gray days with a lot of water, and mostly in spring and summer, when the rain is warm! okay, i'm doing a backup of my desktop computer here at the office, because i'll have to install W2k3 Server ... hmm more than one will ask wft is that :D well, it's Windows 2003 Server so i'll be off for the day, and i'll be back in the night when i'm home it's a perfect begin of week, and i feel great :-) yesterday i had a nice sunday, just relaxing, watching tv, and doing stupid stuff at home... i didn't feel this in long time i'm free...

Specialazation
One my most favored quotes is from Time Enough For Love by Robert Heinlein and states "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." How many could you do if you had to???

People
THE MORE I STATRED TO GO SOME OF THESE SITES I REALLY A LOT OF FAKE PEOPLE.. IN ONE CASE I SEE A GIRL SENDS ME A PIC HOT AS HELL BUT THEN SHE SENDS ME A REAL PIC OF HER SELF!!! I RUN THE OTHER WAY.. SO MY POINT IS TO THE PEOPLE THAT ARE FAKE STOP THE BULLSHIT AND JUST BE UR SELF.. IT PEOPLE CAN NOT ACCPET THAT THEN TELL TO FUCK OFF!!! HAVE A GOOD DAY EVERYBODY

Just Another Blog
WELL I SPENT THE WHOLE WEEKEND ON THE BOAT...FISHED THE WHOLE TIME ....IT WAS SO FUN...MILLIONS OF DOLPHINS....SOOO BEAUTIFUL...GOT SUNBURNED BUT IT WAS WORTH IT....CAME HOME AND CRASHED...WOKE UP TO FIND MY LOST CHERRY WASNT WORKING....WHAT A DRAG....O WELL PART OF LIFE ON THE NET....SO I HOPE EVERYONE HAD A GREAT WEEKEND....MY BABYGIRL WAS FISHING AND WE THOUGHT SHE WAS YELLING AT THE SEAGRASS THAT WAS ON HER POLE BUT WE DIDNT REALIZE SHE HAD REELED IN A FISH ALL BY HERSELF AND HAD GOT IT IN THE BOAT AND WAS YELLING AT IT TO GET OFF OF HER LINE....(SHES ONLY 2)...IT WAS SO ADORABLE....SHE CAUGHT 3 FISH ALL BY HERSELF JUST DROPPING HER LINE BESIDE THE BOAT....SHE HAD A GREAT TIME TO ....MY TWO OLDEST ONES ALSO HAD A GOOD TIME....THANX FOR LISTENING TO ME GO ON AND ON....TO ALL MY FRIENDS.....MUCH LOVE

Surprise Lunch
Surprise Lunch Lunch packed for work ALways somethign sexual But today was different As I found nothign btu a note from Lover Nothing sexual, nothign much just go to the sidewalk deli Our fave place Wait there until I arrive Ten minutes pass and nothign Nervous yet excited Then the limo with lover comes and speeds me away Where are we going Surprises are surprises for a reason Myu body quivers excitedly Knowing somethring truly special will unfold Cabin in Cook's Forest Way deep in the woods As limo speeds away Lover takes my hand leading me inside Cold wine and lit candles Porpourri and massage oils STrip and lay down But touching nothign including yourself From behind lover drizzles chocolate Strategically dropped on ym manly places Totaly nude and exposed Her Sex already dripping wiht love nectar Her tongue poised to tease and to please totally My nipples and manhood so rock hard I felt faint Then her oral dance of desire began

Noon Day Pleasures
Noon day Pleasures Work is such a bore Tired, exhausted, needing abreak return home to lunch wiht lover But she is nowhere to be found Calling out to her No answer comes back Must be shopping To Bed I go for a powernap As i near the door Soft jazz plays Scented oils reach my nose Timidly I open the door Lover is there My lunch spread upon her alter Hurry baby, you only get an hour I kneel before Lover and commence the meal Between her big delicious breasts lettuce leaves with dressing spritzer sprayed Devcorugig the lettuce wiht tenacity but slowly licking the dressing form her cleavage and taut big nipples Totally in a daze Is this for real? A trail of mayo form her cleavage to her belly button Suckling the cherry tomato from the navel Chuncks of hamp and cheese strategically placed in and around her sex Slowly and methodically dining at the Y Lover squirming, pulsating in intense passion Deliciously devouring my "lunch" Lover is s

Ugh!
This dog has been up since 4 am. I have yet to sleep. She peed on me AGAIN shes eating my fingers so i put her in my lap and NOW SHES EATING MY FOOT! Lmao. Shes evil i tell you. This puppy is going to drive me insane, or semi close to it. And she just scratched me UGH!

What Eye I Am
You scored as Sexy Eye. You are the sexy eye. You love boys and you love trying to get there attention. Normally as soon as you make eye contact that guy is yours.Sexy Eye60%Crying Eye50%Dramatic Eye50%Angry Eye40%Hurt Eye40%Starry Eye0%What eye are you (Beautiful Pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Hi U There
hello ineed a good friend who is loving and carring, and also chearful.hello ineed a good friend who is loving and carring, and also chearful.hello ineed a good friend who is loving and carring, and also chearful.hello ineed a good friend who is loving and carring, and also chearful.hello ineed a good friend who is loving and carring, and also chearful.hello ineed a good friend who is loving and carring, and also chearful.hello ineed a good friend who is loving and carring, and also chearful.hello ineed a good friend who is loving and carring, and also chearful.hello ineed a good friend who is loving and carring, and also chearful.hello ineed a good friend who is loving and carring, and also chearful.hello ineed a good friend who is loving and carring, and also chearful.hello ineed a good friend who is loving and carring, and also chearful.hello ineed a good friend who is loving and carring, and also chearful.hello ineed a good friend who is loving and carring, and also chearful.hello

I"m Pretty Ashamed...
Yes Juli i know your proud of it but i'm really not. My beloved motto was always "i'm not a WHORE, whores get paid... i do that shit for fun that make me a SLUT" but i can't do it for fun anymore, i dont want that anymore... I met an awesome guy this weekend, someone that would've been a great one nighter. i couldn't have set the scene any better, we were both drunk, horny, and alone. perfect conditions for some loving, but i couldn't. after HIM, after seeing how happy i could really be i just can't go back.... DAMMIT!!! Pour one out for me... no more meaningless sex for me :*(

1st Short Story I Wrote....
i meet this hunky man who Ive only talked to online when r eyes meet u can feel the sexual tension we embrace & the feel of his hot breath on my neck sends chills all the way to my toes when I look back into his eyes, he kisses me softly, gentle so I am left wondering if r lips really touched at all he runs his hand down my face & turns my chin up to look at him in that moment nothing else matters, just the two of us, the only man & woman on the face of the earth, like time is standing still, everything is holding its breath waiting to see what r next move will be I want him, I want him so bad I can already taste him but I am scared to give in, I have so much to lose if I give into him, but I know if I dont give into him I will roam the earth the rest of my life with reguit. The look in his eyes tells me he wants me to, but he's waiting for me to decide I dont wanna live with reguit so I lift my arms up and around his shoulders pulling him to me the minute r lips touch I f

40 Luscious Licks
40 Luscious Licks by LadyAriele © Forty Luscious Licks Is all I want from you spread over every inch of my body one at a time, leaving a hot spark of lust and desire searing through me leaving a trail of passionate heat. My need for you soo deep, my body reacts to your words, your touch and kisses making me hungry, I Beg for more.

6 A.m. Play Break
6 a.m. Play Break by tigerjen © so early dawn rising i slip my hand into my pants creeping into my panties my pussy aches to be pleasured i can't take it anymore wishing you were here to suck lick fuck me closing my eyes in half-daze i rub viciously getting quickie lusty fun feeling oh so good i feel more awake and aware now my pussy throbs craving your mouth hands cock for real

Public Toilets Funny But True
My mother was a fanatic about public restrooms. When I was a little girl, shed take me into the stall, show me how to wad up toilet paper and wipe the seat. Then she'd carefully lay strips of toilet paper to cover the seat. Finally, she'd instruct, "Never, NEVER sit on a public toilet seat. Then she'd demonstrate "The Stance," which consisted of balancing over the toilet in a sitting position without actually letting any of your flesh make contact with the toilet seat. That was a long time ago. Now, in my "mature" years, "The Stance" is excruciatingly difficult to maintain. When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter. The dispenser for the modern "seat covers"

Fellings From The Heart Part 001
For when my love is coming true my heart breaks down on my life For knowing that she is my love. I just can’t take it when she says no to me and my soul just tares me apart my world an d I just what to tell her how much I love her so.

Grr!
The silence inside my heart Is deafening. Where once warmth and joy were plenty Now it's empty I wait to hear the joy and sunshine I want to hear the rainbows sing I feel so dead inside The anger fills me You seem shocked I'm angry You seem confused at my hate You made me this way I am your creation You destroyed all that God made me Don't be shocked I look at you With venom in my eyes Don't look so suprised When I say good bye.

Darwin Awards
Good for a laugh. 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked..... 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit h

Magic Always
There's magic when we hold hands When you slip your fingers into mine The memory always lingers Magic always does happen Within the feel of your palm There's magic when we stare at each other With no words spoken at all The fire always burns Magic always does happen When I'm lost, staring at you There's magic whenever we kiss When your lips feather mine I thirst for more of you Magic always does happen As my throat constricts There's magic when we make love On cloud nine to the skies above I yearn for more of you Magic always does happen When you send shivers through me I'm your tricky wand And you're my magician Please wield magic with me always

Between Your Thighs
Between your thighs by SkipBoxx © Your eyes look to the man below, then roll toward the skies. Your juices start to gently flow to the tongue between your thighs. His head’s smooth, shaven clean, the way you like your guys. Grasping the baldness in between, locked between your thighs. Raise your hips to meet his face, as passion starts to rise. He’s now found the perfect place, licking between your thighs. You begin to call God’s name, with your orgasmic cries, with praises you cannot contain, for the man between your thighs.

Cravings Of You
Cravings of You by sweet GA peaches © One drop of you, past the pouty fullness of ruby lips, and to the tip of my tongue- Your cum, I swallow to the pit of every fantasy creating you - me ecstasy. prophetic exaltation mystic intoxication, Breathing through these thoughts to be so intense of imagination with the immensness of pleasures licking.sucking.probing the treasures of mind.body.soul, I take you whole, without hesitation, deep into my throat, the ultimate, sin-sation.

Kink
You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs100%Bondage83%Biting83%Whips58%Blood8%Blind Folds0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

What Blog Is This!
Well, what is this? its my first blog. i have no idea what im typing in here. Im not going to spell check or anything, just blah blah blah. Im at work right now, working....lol no really! I am!!! i could tell stories, or talk about myself, or shit going on in my life...i dont know. or i could just say HEY! what do you people want to know about me? honestly, im an open book...for the most part! SO lets hear what you have to ask.

Lmao
Shes eating my belt loops on my jeans. I had to put jeans on cause yesterday she crawled up my skirt and wouldnt come out lmao. And now she wants my banana but i wont give her it so shes biting my stomach lmao.

Pineapples
I love love love it when people read my profile!! I've had several people ask me what is the deal with the pineapples...why do I fear them so? Is there a story behind all of this? Well yes, there is. Sit around the campire and I shall tell all. About 2 years ago...yea, cause I was still in High School at this point, a couple of friends and I all got jobs at this place called the Cinema Grill. It was awesome, it opened up in an old movie theatre and we showed movies that just got out of the Big Theatre in our area for 1.50 and served food, snacks, drinks, and alcohol. We hosted sports events, like Super Bowl, so people came to watch Super Bowl on the big screen and got drunk, it was great. Well unfortunately one of the things we sold were pizzas, which of course includes Hawaiian pizzas, now dont get me wrong, I loves my pizza, I even like pineapple...as long as it doesn't touch me. My friends would take the little cut up slices of pineapple, sneak up on me, and rub

Lmao
Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her soooo much. However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said...."I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married. She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis." Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon. Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another...As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an infant!"

Worst Enemy
I know youâ€™ve been thinking Believing you can do anything Like touching the stars or even singing Rising to the occasion when people call on you Seeing those who once look down at you now looking up at you But you never took the time To look inside your mind And find out whatâ€™s been stopping you You never realized That right in front of you Stands the greatest clue You donâ€™t know what it is So you start looking around you You look down at your arms, and you see no one holding you You look forward, and see no one blocking you You look behind you, and see no oneâ€™s pulling you Then you say to yourself â€œWhatâ€™s been stopping me, From using my full ability?â€ Then a mirror appears in front of you And then you see That the only one thatâ€™s been stopping you is you And it is hard for you to believe That you are your own worst enemy.

No Light On Up Stairs
hmm well lets see.. im a origional myspacer who has convered to lost cherry (dont i get props for that). and im still like what the heck do i do here so thats why its a lil blank on here. but no fear given time to produce more things will get filled in. beloved hoochie that she is told me about lost cherry and i tried to sign up for a while but something wouldnt let me creat but here i am now. anywho.... im a social butterfly and love to pop in and say hi from to time so be on the look out when i get to know some of you really well. im a work aholice in recovery mission right now so freaking me out not to work 8 to 10 hrs a day. im pretty much going through withdrawl syndrome. lol.this is more like a intro to me but hey ill start blah blahing away sooner or later. ive got pics to upload but still trying to figuar out which ones i like more(yes im really picky on pics). but thats about it. so if it looks like im not a talker its just cause im still trying to get a feel on things so just

Demon Seed
write this shit all the time know its not awe inspiring but all of it either means something or was for pure fun so read it or dont its all on you now lol lataz LC luv ya much demon seed ONCE UPON A TIME, WHEN THE EARTH WAS NEW AMONG THE MANY PEOPLE, THERE WAS ME AND THERE WAS YOU WE KNEW EACH OTHER WELL IN THAT FORGOTTEN TIME AND I BELONGED TO YOU WHILE YOU WERE TRULY MINE WE LOVED EACH OTHER MUCH JUST LOVED OUR DAYS AWAY UNTIL THAT FATEFUL NIGHT WHEN YOU SAID YOU COULDNT STAY YOU LEFT ME TILL THE DAWN SPENT THE NIGHT ALONE AT LEAST THATS WHAT YOU SAID WHEN YOU LEFT OUR HOME IT HAPPENED AND IT HAPPENED OVER AND OVER AGAIN TILL I'D HAD ENOUGH AND FOUND YOU WITH MY FRIEND THE RAGE UNLEASHED THE BEAST BURIED DEEP INSIDE OF ME ALTHOUGH I TRIED IN TRUTH TO STOP ITS GETTING FREE THE CHANGES CAME SO QUICKLY THOSE OF TOOTH AND CLAW TILL NOTHING SATISFIES EXCEPT THE BLOOD I DRAW MY PAIN WAS SPENT UPON HER AS RIPPING OUT HER LIFE YOU ASKED FOR MY FORGIVEN

Missed The Memo ...
I've been out with the flu, So I must of missed that memo about "Stash" Pretty neat, I just added a pic that I've summitted to Kira's ART CONTEST (be sure to check it out) ... "IT" meaning: Her (Kira's) contest (but I would not mind if you wanted to check out the "stash" either) So, I'm up and starting to feel better O:) -G-

Whassup People?!!!
I watched Paula Deen's cooking school... I got her recipe for Mac & Cheese... My mom has made homemade mac & Cheese, but Paula adds a little more stuff to it, especially sour cream. I love Paula Deen! She is my favorite! I wish to meet her someday soon! Kat and I been doing great! I love her so much! Family is well. I've been watching tv and I love the new show "Men in Trees" Fridays at 9 est. on ABC. Have a good day all!

San Angel Shrimp Cocktail
Serves: 8 I N G R E D I E N T S 40 shrimp 1 red onion, diced juice from 2 limes 1 avocado, diced 1 jar San Angel Cascabel Sauce lime wedges for garnish I N S T R U C T I O N S Mix one jar San Angel Cascabel Sauce with diced red onion, and lime juice. Fold in the shrimp and add a diced avocado. Serve in martini glasses and garnish with cilantro leaves and a lime wedge.

Twiztid Note To Self Lyrics
Artist: Twiztid Song: Note 2 Self Album: Mutant (Vol. 2) (madrox) you know that you can't buy your way into heaven all those things that you say with no feelings are you pretending to be when you try to be like them becoming less of you somehow and all the while in need of so many friends (monoxide) but it just doesn't seem right, it doesn't feel good inside some how you just wanna pause, are people living to die but it's just all an illusion and it's as real as can be i'm in a state of confusion, the change is still happening how can i change my life when all i have is pain inside of me for all to see i'm gonna break my mind and try and smile again outside of me for all to see (madrox) the feelings that you feel keep you from being yourself you've become so wrapped up in your dirty world of power and wealth you think you can have it all if you want it bad enough and that's probably true that's why there's so much hatred bottled up alive in you (m

Graphic Ads
Well tonight I get to go home and start on the ads that I was telling you all about a couple of post ago. So anyways, looks like I got my work cut out for me. LOL... I can do it though. Another note, YOU GUYS ROCK!!! later, RB

Im Having A Contest!!!!! Please Contact Me If You Want To Enter!!
> > > > Ok everyone, heres the thing, i keep hearing, and seeing all this stuff about contests, sexiest this, hottest that, so i thought what would happen if i had one? well i decided to go for it, so here it goes, The Realest Cutie on the LC!! but their are stipulations, ready for them? here goes, 1) in order to be a part of the contest you have to be 100% real, im talking eyes, smile, personality, the whole 9!!! > > 2) you have to take a "REAL" pick, i want you holding a sign, saying "I'm Real" with your name, the time, and that days date. > > > > Not to hard!!! so get the pics, get em to me, (~*DJ_XTC_*~)*@ LostCherry starting now, the faster i get them, the faster i get them voted on!! hit me up if you want to be included, im looking for 12 men and 12 lady's!!! love ya dolls! Love XTC! >

In Essence
It has been long since I have traveled this world. Freely following green highways and beaten paths I await the day when I can see the beauty of the goddess reflected upon this earth. I long to feel Rain drops on my face Snow flakes on my tongue. I dream of turning circles on the beach as the waves rush up on my feet sand between my toes. I yearn to climb the rocky cliffs and stand at the top with the wind in my hair the cold on my cheeks. This is the essence I remember The most important part of this world That so many forget. Not I . I long for it. A fleeting memory, becoming a dream I may one day live again. And from this cold white room I am offered A taste. As there is a pond. and a tree when I leave. If I leave I will start my travels there. And always remember the essence.

Goodbye To A Friend
Goodbye to you, I know you have to leave goodbye, it's not forever as long as it may seem. The mountain winds push strong against my back Sending you my love and care to the deserts of Iraq. I'll miss your laughter I'll miss your smile I'll miss all you gave in that short while. I'll send you letters I'll send you those cards but in each one I will send you my heart. As long as you are there in that dry and bidden place remember, my touch, My love, and my kiss upon your face.

What's Up
I was just wondering if you where still alive there in my friends list. So far I have not heard from anyone but 1 person in the last couple of days... So hope you all are still kicking and alive. Talk to ya'll later...