Fubar Blog Posts 4

The Walk
The Walk I try to see thru the smoke, My eyes are burning closed. The breath I breathe is hot as fire I try so hard not to choke I walk and stumble on the trail Not knowing where it leads. I follow the path without care It could be my hell. The night is dark and still, Like a blanket it surrounds me. My soul is restless to keep moving, I know it always will For now as I walk this smokey way, I will keep my soul in check. I have got to learn this path I am walking Because, I will walk it many more days.

Beauty
Beauty Beauty, what is it to you? Is it the birds in the sky? Or, the solitude of one? Is it something different and new? Beauty is not the same for all To some it is the brighness of a full blown day, To some it is the darkness of a night full of stars What is beauty to you, my friend, can you recall? Beauty to me is a spark of pleasure A pleasing to my soul. There is beauty in the darkness I can feel it without any measure. Beauty is a peace, a calming, a friend. Sometimes I find it, and sometimes it finds me. When I stumble upon the beauty of the moment, I just have to pause and remember to breathe again. It is said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Do you find it in the darkness or the light? When you find what beauty is to you, Step up and just hold her . By Darla I hope you enjoyed this poem....it was like just stuck in my head and I had to write it.... Peace

Me
Well. I am a girl with spirit and hyperness. I like to be myself. I am finishing school in December this year and then I am heading off for Illinois to go live with Eugene and Alicia. They are my greatest friends ever. Well... Ok Im living here in Az... I have a gf.. Her name is Tami. We live together. WE both are bisexuals. Well...nothing else really going on in my life right now!

Mel Gibson And The Jews
I do not know if everyone knows but Mel Gibson was arrested for drunk driving...now I could give a crap if he was or not...it is what he said that really pissed me off...he was saying to the deputy that arrested him....He said that all the Jews were responsible for all the wars in the world...now if that was not some of the dumbest shit I have ever heard...I do not remember any Jews in WWI...and we did not fight WWII because of them either...we actually found the concentration camps near the end of WWII...Korea well no Jews there either...Vietnam...nope...Iraq...hmmmm nope...he is a guy who made a film about Jesus...who by the way was a Jew...and he makes these remarks...I hate ignorant people and he has to be one of the biggest ones...I guess he doesn't know the the Jews are the chosen people...GOD's people...but don't ask him that he wouldn't know...I think a lot of people do not know that...who is he to say anything anyways...he is nothing more then a drunk...asshole...that should s

I Am Not Ashamed
I have never been ashamed to say, write or tell what I believe in...my views on life or whatever else I wanna talk about...because that's how I am...this world is a cess-pool...unless you have been under a rock...the world is not getting better...each day it is getting a little worse to live it...a little more harder to get up and face it...the devil has his grips on it...and he is doing as much as he can to bring it down into his grasp...bringing us believers down too...but we all know....what happens in the end...the good guy always wins...Jesus will take him down...and everyone knows the devil will want you not to believe that at all...but it is true...Jesus is coming again...to stop us from totally destroying this earth that GOD built...but as for now we are doing a great job of wasting this little blue and green ball away...

How Is Ur Self Esteem??
You Have Low Self Esteem 84% of the Time You're definitely in a low place right now, but you also know deep down that you can get out of your funk. Take a chance and make a new friend or try a new interest. Shaking things up will give you the self-esteem boost you need! How is Your Self Esteem?

A Romantic Interlude
A Romantic Interlude by Debbie © On the table you find candles and wine Propped by the wine a note just from me Follow the rose petal trail,husband mine At the end of the trail waits your booty I hear your steps they, are closer to me So I stretch out, arch my back, boobs out There you are by the door, I smile coyly Eyes wide, you smile, impressed no doubt I watch you undress quickly but so sexy An exaggerated wide gyration of your hip You loosen your collar and undo your fly Toss me your pants with a kiss to your lip You are by my side,on and sharing our bed Run your hands across my body,so thrilling Little whispers,endearments,soft words said Stroke one other,kisses,excitement building Fondling,teasing followed by moans and sighs Little touches, soft caresses,great sensation The night air is filled with my joyous cries Crescendos arising, sex tied up with emotion When you finally enter me,fill me, I cry out The feeling of orgasm together ripples th

Low Self Esteem
You Have Low Self Esteem 40% of the Time Generally, you feel pretty darn great about who you are, even when you mess up or fail. Occasionally, a huge setback will make you question yourself, but you pick yourself up quickly. How is Your Self Esteem?

What Kind Of Kisser Am I?
You're an Expert Kisser You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?

This Is Gonna Be Hot
Monday October 2nd Austin's southern rock bad asses, DIXIE WITCH http://www.myspace.com/dixiewitch meet Milwaukee's resident ass kickers CHIEF http://www.myspace.com/chiefisrock at Heart Breakers Gentlemen's Club 9442 W National Ave, Milwaukee, WI only $5 Don't miss it. This will be worth calling in sick on Tuesday

The International Incident
The International Incident by cbbelden © The night train was to depart at eleven. Mary could not afford a private sleeping car, and so purchased a ticket for a shared car. It was difficult negotiating the transaction—Todd was the one who knew French, and she had come to count on him. Never mind. She would do fine. Mary & Todd had had a great time in London, but things got a little complicated in Dublin. He'd wanted to spend all day in the pubs watching soccer matches on TV, she wanted to go to museums and the homes of famous writers. In Spain, they fought some more but patched things up in time for the trip to Paris. There, they fought more than ever, and Todd stalked off one night leaving her alone at the little hotel near the train station. Mary felt sad but defiant. She decided she would leave that very night for Rome. She lugged her heavy backpack down the platform and boarded the train. She showed her ticket to the porter, who directed her to her sleeping car. There was

I Belong To You
I Belong to You BY ANASTACIA and EROS RAMAZOTTI Adesso no, non voglio più difendermi Supererò dentro di me gli ostacoli I miei momenti più difficili Per te There is no reason, there is no right It's crystal clear I hear your voice And all the darkness disappears Everytime I look into your eyes You make me love you Questo inverno finirà And I do truly love you Fuori e dentro me How you make me love you Con le sue diffcoltà And I do truly love you I belong to you, you belong to me Forever Want you Baby I want you And I thought that you should know That I believe And you're the wind that's underneath my wings I belong to you, you belong to me Ho camminato su pensieri ripidi You're my fantasy Per solitudini e deserti aridi You're my gentle breeze Al ritmo della tua passione ora io vivrò And I'll never let you go L'amore attraverserò You're the piece that makes me whole Le onde dei suoi attimi I can feel you in my soul Profondi come oceani V

Nasty Fun On A Boat
Nasty Fun on a Boat by notnice66 © Needing a break from things, I treated myself to a weekend in a luxury hotel on the coast. Arriving on Friday afternoon, I showered and dressed and went down to the lounge. It was quiet. Looking for company and some holiday fun, I left the hotel and strolled down the main street of the town, enjoying the warm evening air. There was music coming from a run-down looking pub and I went in. The bar was crowded and there was a band playing in the lounge. This was more like it. I had barely settled in a booth with a drink when two hunky guys came over and struck up a conversation. They were well-scrubbed and in clean t-shirts and shorts, were open featured and weathered, and both bore tattoos on their upper arms. They introduced themselves as Mario and Pete and told me they were down for the weekend to go fishing. They co-owned a roofing business in the city and co-owned a boat. They were both good dancers and over the next three or four hours we spent

A Simple Dream
A Simple Dream by mmmmsexy © Your touch is so light. The warmth of your hand stroking up the inside of my thigh. A brush of your lips across mine. Gentle bites to each side of my neck. Sweetly kissing the hollow of my throat. Pulling my nipples greedily into your mouth. One after the other. Gasp! Your tongue insistently massaging my clitoris. My vaginal lips stretching around the hard head of your engorged penis as you enter me. Mmmmmmmmm. Slowly. Wetly. Deeply. I open my eyes. "Good morning, Sexy." We smile.

At A Bar In A Strange City
At a Bar in a Strange City by alsensu © In a strange city, I met her at a bar. She wore a black business suit, and I guessed she was having an after work drink by herself. I was just killing time, wondering what to do next. She started the conversation. "I haven't seen you in here before." "Do you know everyone who comes in here?" "Just about," she said. "I come here every day after work. Frankly, I'm in no rush to get home." "What awaits you at home?" I asked. "Nobody I care about any more. About three months ago, I found out he was fucking somebody at work. So now I've made it my purpose in life to get back at him, except I really don't want to fuck strangers." "It sounds to me that you do still care about him," I responded, "otherwise you wouldn't care about the revenge. So what do you do? Do you screw someone at work?" "No way I'm going to do that. And I come to this place because nobody at my work comes here. There's something I do, and when I come home,

What My Birthdate Means
I dunno... this makes me sound like a bossy old hide! Your Birthdate: February 13 You're dominant and powerful. You always need to be in charge. While others respect your competence, you can be a bit of a dictator. Hard working and serious, you never let yourself down. You are exact and accurate - and you expect others to be the same way. Your strength: You always get the job done Your weakness: You're a perfectionist to a fault Your power color: Gray Your power symbol: Checkmark Your power month: April What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Fireside Love
Fireside Love by kyttness © I had been sitting there in the baths for some time. Lately, it has been the only place I've been able to relax, gain a bit of peace and quiet. I often dozed in here. On this particular occasion, it seemed that is precisely what had occurred. My hair, waist length was almost always pulled up. It was this way today. Two cold fingers fell on my shoulders – each moving slowly upwards along my neck. Tiny caresses upon my skin. The hands continued up and began untying my hair as gentle kisses were being well placed on my neck. A tiny flick of his tongue, little nibbles. My lips parted slightly as I exhaled a sigh. He bit down – a low growl scarcely escaping his lips, the touch still delicate, as my hair fell to each side of my body – fan like shapes in the water, just barely hiding my breasts. I moaned quietly as his lips brushed against my ear. "Hello my dear." Not responding, but simply moving forward – more than inviting him to slide into the bat

Not Dead Yet
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!!" "What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent look. "The pub called. You left your wheelchair there again." This has been an

A Simple Dream
A simple dream by Stormwizard1939 © Pasted cream Upon her face Like falling from grace Without a mistake Oh good, good Just like it should Pornography heaven One take set the mood! The tone of it all It was messy and gorgeous!! Cute cum-covered dolls Smilin and lickin Where you and I wouldn't dare But we like to think about it! Just like that girl over there... I know I covered her face and breasts with my cream..... My dream.... It splattered all over ...... 10 days worth it seems!! Liquid lust on her mug And she took it so well!!! So rich and so full... That blew my mind when she asked me for more!! You see this was my first experience... With a cumlovin whore!! Now I know about cumluvin girls!! That they live for the stuff Live with the pearls... The streamy milk facials.. The messy hot gobs.. The massive white spurts The big hot wet gobs!!! Well,I live for that dream now.. I'm lonely it seems Hoping for magic To come back in my

Tell Me The Name
After a hot, hard day's work Joe went into a bar to quench his thirst. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender for a beer. The bartender replied "There's one thing every man has to do here before getting served. You have to tell me the name of your penis." Joe thought it was a bit silly and asked the bartender what he named his. The bartender said " I named mine Nike...like you know... just go for it!" So he thought about it for a few minutes then said " I got one... Secret." The bartender said "Why Secret?" Joe said "Well... it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."

The Morning After
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?" "Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face." "He's an idiot," Bob said. "Piss on him!" "You did," came the reply. "And he fired you." "Well, screw him!" said Bob. "I did. You're back at work on Monday."

That's Not Going To Help
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. "Mom, how come every night I hear you and daddy fighting and yelling, but when I look in your room you're on top of each other?" His mother ,very surprised, replies; "Honey you know how fat daddy is, I'm jumping on top of him to help him lose weight". The boy knows that's not working and tells his mother why... "Mom that's not going to help, because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work, and blows him back up again!"

Light So Bright It Burnes
there is a red sky tonight its a sailors delight and im lookin at the stars in your eyes if only you knew all the things that i felt deep inside lockes (away) up and never realeased its killing me (you will never know) its killing me (you will never know) the things (the things) i could say KEPT IN THE DARK so far away these lights, these lights are so bright they keep the secrets inside these lights, these lights are all i see these lights are blinging me these lights, these lightss are so bright they keep the secrets inside these lights these lights are all i see these lights are blinding me HIDE ME!....... FROM THIS!...... BRIGHT LIGHT!....... FROM THIS!....... RIGHT LIGHT!...... the darkness is shelter from secrets unherd

Tired
well my day has went ok i guess past 2 days have been killer busy yesterday i hadda go inta work an help unload a truck for a good few hours then when i came home i hadda help my g-parents with loadin their stuff for MI they r leaving tamorrow morning they was posta leave taday after my g-pa got off work but things didnt go as plained soo yuh hah anyhow taday my mom drug me over hell an half of georgia we went ta i dunno how many dollar trees plus tha one i work at then hadda go ta tha collage then tha bank an then ta go get her hair done she considers us goin an runnin for her new lil family our "spending time tageather" psh she knows im still pissed at her thats why shes tryin ta act all nice an sweet ::mumbles "dang bxtch":: ::coughs:: ANYWAYS while she was gettin her hair done i desided ta get mine done well.. cut really its up ta my shoulders now an i put blonde strikes back it tha front so it looks better thats pretty much all i got done i'll prob take a pic later an put it on he

Untitled
when I cast a shadow next to you will you still believe me when I tell you IM NOT REAL And when you see me in your mirror Will you believe me when I tell you I DID NOT EXIST In a world of color im in black and white My signals fading fast And my message can not break through when im dead to the world will you remember?... WILL YOU REMEMBER ME THEN ? and when i leave it all behind will you remember?... WILL YOU REMEMBER MY NAME!? Can you see the static in my eyes A light thats ever shining Bits of black in a sea of white A noise that shatters the image And scrambles the MEM OR IES In a world of color im in black and white My signals fading fast And my message can not break through when im dead to the world will you remember?... WILL YOU REMEMBER ME THEN ? and when i leave it all behind will you remember?... WILL YOU REMEMBER MY NAME!? IM FADING (PLEASE FIX ME) IM NOT SO CLEAR NOW (PLEASE FIX ME) CUS IVE LOST WHAT I ONCE HAD PLEASE FIXE ME NOW Before Its

My Love......
My Love for you is ever strong, the love I feel will never hide, My Love for you is always alive in the nightbehind close door, We have a bond so stong... You Hold me ......... Kiss me ....... Caress my body....... Make long passionate LOVE all night along.... But My Love,we doint do that like we use to ..... My LOve,I am always yours, Never to Stray.. My Love,We have fallen.... Help me come back to you... My Love,I need all of you again......

What The Fuck..
Another day living in this place I like to call hell. Ya know I've always wondered where we would go in our afterlife. I've realized during my 20 years of a so called life..(if thats what you want to call it) that we are in hell. Dont get me wrong I have a great job and I make wicked good money. But look at this place all the killing and torturing, Little kids that are only 5 years old getting raped and tortured. We are in hell.. All there is here is insanity, greediness, cruelty, and revengeful people. There is hardly a day that goes by that i just wanna sit down and smoke a blunt. All the stress that is going on around me seems to jump right on my shoulders. So I tend to smoke, drink, play bass, promote bands, and sing my life away. Yes it sounds fun. But not always. All the idiots surrounding me ruin my day. And I especially hate stereotypes and cheating losers because of my past. Now I am done for noe.. To be continued..maybe..

Am I Romantic Or Realistic?
You Are A Romantic You life your life like a fairy tale... or at least you try to. Living for magical moments, you believe there's only one true love for you. Love is the most important thing in your life, and you don't take it for granted. Your perfect match loves to be in love as much as you do! Are You Romantic or Realistic?

The Magic Mirror
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four". Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!". Again, there's a bright flash... and then his legs fall off!

About Last Saturday Night
I went to a BBW Party and it was pretty cool the music was nice and so was the people, and by the way, the food was excellent, after the party, one of the female friends ask if I wanted to stick around for the night in her room with her best friend, which I did, and lo and behold I wind up in bed with her best friend the next day, all I can say that my celibacy has ended, and it was terrific!

A Single Tear
A single tear by arisia © Wrapped in love A single tear wrapped in love Falling down from the heavens above As I remember our nights…oh those magical nights Your scent, your touch … how our souls would unite Flesh upon skin, hearts beating wild The thrusts and the groans echoing loud The passion, the lust, the desire, the anger My heart cries as the night creeps in Unable to accept the finality of it all What I would give for just one more time Lets make love, passionate love Like only you and I can Let me feel you deep inside Touch my soul, move my spirit Dammit let me live once again! In your heart, in your arms…just one more time A single tear wrapped in love Sent from above from me to you

Sex After Marriage
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon. "Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked. "Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' instead?" So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?" "No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep. When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?" "No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."

Very Late And Very Drunk
George comes home very late, and very drunk, and his wife is waiting for him at the door. She says, "You've been out fucking around, haven't you?" He says, "Nope." She says, "Then explain the lipstick on your shirt." He says, "That's easy. I used my shirt to wipe off my dick."

Donating
A man and a woman were waiting in line at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it." Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25." The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the same line. Man: "Hi there! Here to donate blood again?" Woman: (nodding her head with mouth closed) "Unh unh."

Bend Me Over
Bend Me Over by emrsumbiggens © I was working in a car manufacturing company, as a quality control specialist. All this meant was, I had to make sure everything was where is was supposed to be and it worked right. I had an easy job. I even had time to read books and do puzzles, while I was working. I had two supervisors to report to. Brian, was the supervisor for my department, and Jeff was my main supervisor. Jeff was whom I talked to about the problems that I saw on the cars. I also had to do reports on the main items of concern. I worked in that department for about three months when Jeff and I started to become friends. Jeff was labeled as an asshole at work. Nobody liked him, at all. He had the ' I'm better than you' attitude. His attitude didn't bother me. Yeah he was a hard ass or tried to be, but I was used to working with people like that. Jeff and I started to eat lunch together, and hang out after work sometimes. He tried to hide the fact that he liked to hang out

Best Way To Wake Up
Best Way to Wake Up by Sexxy Vixen © Jane woke up to a delicious wetness between her legs. "Oh god Max, what a way to wake up." His tongue slithered over her pussy lips, licking around her labia before thrusting between them to flick at her clit. With each swipe of his talented tongue, the sensitive little bundle of nerves grew larger. She bucked upwards when his finger pushed into her wet entrance, curving slightly upward to rub the sweet spot on the front wall of her pussy. His tongue on her clit and finger on her g-spot coaxed her juices to flow in response to arousal. Her fingers curled into the sheets as she writhed from the ministrations. With her feet planted on the soft mattress and her legs spread wide, she moved and thrust onto his mouth and finger, the pleasure within her building to climactic proportions. "Oh fuck," she moaned when his finger pulled out of her hot center and slid down to gently tease the puckered hole of her ass. He coated her hole with the p

In The Beginning
In the beginning, the plan for a divine human design was painstakingly implemented. "The nerve endings," said St. Peter, "how many will I put in her hands?" "How many did we put in Adam?" asked The Lord. "Two hundred, O Mighty One." "Then we shall do the same for the woman." "How many nerve endings should we put in woman's genitals, O Mightiest?" "How many did we put in Adam?" "Four hundred twenty, O Mighty One." "Oh yeah, now I remember, we wanted Adam to have a little fun procreating, didn't we? Do the same for woman." "Yes, O Great Lord." "Wait! Hold it, Pete, Give her ten thousand, it'd be a hoot to hear her scream out my name..."

Absolution
While the Pope was in St. Louis he decided to grant absolution to three sinners. The first person to come up was Richard Nixon. The Pope asked, "What is your sin?" "I hired people to break into the Watergate Hotel." The Pope replied, "Kneel down. I'll bless you and grant you absolution." Next in line was Bill Clinton. "What was your sin, son?" "I cheated on my wife." The Philanderer in Chief replied. "Kneel down, my son. I'll bless you and grant you absolution." A third person came up and the Pope asked, "What is your name?" "Monica Lewinsky." The Pope stroked his chin. "Hmmmm..... Perhaps you should remain standing."

Foreigner: I Wanna Know What Love Is
I gotta take a little time A little time to think things over I better read between the lines In case I need it when Im older Now this mountain I must climb Feels like a world upon my shoulders I through the clouds I see love shine It keeps me warm as life grows colder In my life theres been heartache and pain I dont know if I can face it again Cant stop now, Ive traveled so far To change this lonely life I wanna know what love is I want you to show me I wanna feel what love is I know you can show me Im gonna take a little time A little time to look around me Ive got nowhere left to hide It looks like love has finally found me In my life theres been heartache and pain I dont know if I can face it again I cant stop now, Ive traveled so far To change this lonely life I wanna know what love is I want you to show me I wanna feel what love is I know you can show me I wanna know what love is I want you to show me And I wanna feel, I want to feel wh

Bored And Thinking.
So - yeah I'm missing someone right now - yeah I'm a dork! I know ... and I saw this lil' survey thing that you have to answer the first thing that pops into my head and some of you know how much I loooove doing that! LOL Shut up I said I was a dork! So anyway here get to know me! I'm fun... I think? 1. My ex is still: happily in love, just not with me and that's quite ok with me! 2. I am listening to: the whirring of the fan in here, and an occasional car or two passing by. 3. Maybe I should: eat some of the dinner that I just cooked, but I don't feel like it. 4. I love: my family, they are the most important people to me. 6. I don't understand: why romance is dead? 7. I lost: my mind!? And does that make me CRAAAZY? 8. People say: I'm beautiful - but I don't see it I'm just average- I'm Gina! 9. The meaning of my screen name is:Yeah, it's just my name spelled funny 10. Love is: AMAZING when it's REAL and UNCONDITIONAL! 11. Somewhere, someone is: stepping

The 2007 Car I Should Drive
You Should Drive a Ford Explorer SportTrac Tough and supercharged, you have some rather extreme driving practices. You've been known to intimidate a few drivers. You rule the road. What 2007 Car Should You Drive?

Decomposing
No one should be alone I've heard people say I've been alone my whole life and I'm in a bad way I'd rather expire early than live a long, lonely life... without a wife I am decomposing and I don't have the cure I will keep decomposing until I exist no more I won't take my own life I'd burn for eternity but I also don't wanna live a full life in this misery I'd rather expire early than live a long, lonely life... without a wife I am decomposing and I don't have the cure I will keep decomposing until I exist no more It's not like I'm asking for the pot of gold All I want is someone to have and to hold I'd rather expire early than live a long, lonely life... without a wife I am decomposing and I don't have the cure I will keep decomposing until I exist no more Go ahead call me crazy my mind is a padded cell loneliness is misery I think I'm in my own personal hell (Prechorus) (Chorus) Lyrics by: Joe "T-Bone" Heben

The Color Of Sex I Am
Your Passion is Yellow You're a total sexual shape shifter. You possess a complex sex drive and are very adaptable. Of all the colors, you are the most likely to be bisexual. While you the most passionate, you are very open minded. What Color Is Your Passion? i dont know about the bi part.. ewwww

How Do You Communicate?
You Communicate With Your Body This isn't as bad as it sounds, it just means that you're a "touchy-feely" person. You need a lot of affection in your life. And for you, this means both giving and receiving little touches. Warm hearted, you bond with people easily. In fact, you often feel a little sad when you're not in the company of others. A little moody, you tend to be controlled by your emotions. But a bit hug always comforts you! How Do You Communicate?

My Karma
You Have Fantastic Karma You are a kind, sensitive, and giving person. And all your good deeds will pay off - if they haven't already. But you're not so concerned with what you get in return anyway. You have an innate caring nature - and nothing can change that! How's Your Karma?

The 2007 Car That I Should Drive
You Should Drive a Toyota FJ Cruiser A true adventurer, you're always up for trying the latest new thing. And you need a car that will take you anywhere, because there are no roads where you're going! What 2007 Car Should You Drive?

Blah
Today is just one of them days ya know. Not a good day not a bad day. I guess it could be a good day I went and spent some time with a friend today and watched a movie. No biggie just something to kill the time while the munchkins are at school. I really don't have a whole lot to say right now because I can't think of anything. Surprising as that may be. Considering. I guess I could ramble on for a bit...but then you guys might all think I am weird which those of you that know me already know I am a bit odd. lol Two words to prove that one ...Shampoo Bottle. Nuff said! Hopefully the week gets better and hopefully anyone that reads this has a great week!

Seduction Style
Your Seduction Style: The Charmer You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement. You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you. By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power. And then you've got them exactly where you want them! What Is Your Seduction Style?

Quirk Factor
Your Quirk Factor: 58% You're a pretty quirky person, but you're just normal enough to hide it. Congratulations - you've fooled other people into thinking you're just like them! How Quirky Are You?

Control Freak Factor
You Are 28% Control Freak You have achieved the perfect balance of control and letting go. You tend to roll with whatever life brings, but you never get complacent. Are You A Control Freak?

Stress Factor
Your Stress Level is: 63% You are prone to stress, and you're probably even pretty stressed right now. Life's problems seem to pile up on you, and this often makes you feel depressed and burned out. Learn to take time to relax and enjoy life, even if things are stressful. It's the only wa you'll get through the bad times. How Stressed Are You?

Y I Dont Have A Boyfriend
You Don't Have a Boyfriend Because You are Too Shy When a guy gets to know you, he finds a great catch Problem is... you're too shy for most guys to get to know. From meeting someone to dating, you usually have your guard up. And while you're just holding back, it makes you seem like you've got something to hide. Why Don't You Have a Boyfriend?

Where Will I Find Love?? Lol
You'll Find Love Online Dating in meatspace is way too complicated and time consuming for you You rather find a ton of guys at the click of a button So go on, and have some fun in your online dating adventure Just make sure perfectguy@mrright.com is who he says he is Where Will You Find Love?

What Kind Of Seducer Are You?
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you! Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you. You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover. Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives. Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours. No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Are You A Drama Queen/king?
You Are As Cool As They Come Rational and relaxed, no one could accuse you of being dramatic. You roll with the punches, and nothing ever gets you too worked up. You are able to maintain perspective and see the big picture. And even if you're emotional inside, you don't let it show. You're great at keeping it together, and you're rewarded for that. People see you as an ideal friend, employee, and partner. Are You a Drama Queen (or King)?

Does Your Name Fit
A: Likes to flirt. B: Likes people C: Is wild and crazy. D: Has one of the best personalities ever. E: A GOD DAMN GOOD KISSER. F: People adore you. G: Never let people tell you what to do. H: Has a very good personality and looks. I: Is always there for their friends. J: Lives life for fun. K: Really silly. L: Loved by everyone M: Makes dating fun N: Dead sexy O: Best in bed. P: Popular with all types of people. Q: A hypocrite. R: Fuckin crazy S: Easy to fall in love with T: Loyal to those you love. U: Really likes to chill. V: Not judgemental. W: Very broad minded. X: Never let people tell you what to do. Y: One of the best damn bf/gf anyone one could ask for. Z: Always ready

What's Your Religious Philosophy?
You are a Self-Discoverer You're not religious, but you've created your own kind of spirituality. Introspective and thoughtful, you tend to look inward for the divine. You are distrusting of all forms of organized religion. You especially dislike religious gurus and leaders, who you feel are charlatans. What's Your Religious Philosophy?

Well
So, people have stopped talking to me on here. I have to stop mentioning the ERECTION cuz my Jenn doesn't even get on anymore. I'm 200 points to upping my cherry status or whatever and it just won't let me get there and I wanted to upload more pics......cuz I hit my limit. :( Plus nobody comments those either. Alex's Mom is doing better though.Meh.....pointless

How Selfish Are You?
You Are 12% Selfish In other words, you're a warm, caring considerate person. Just make sure to get your way sometimes. There's a fine line between unselfish and pushover. How Selfish Are You?

What's Your Element?
Your Element Is Air You dislike conflict, and you've been able to rise above the angst of the world. And when things don't go your way, you know they'll blow over quickly. Easygoing, you tend to find joy from the simple things in life. You roll with the punches, and as a result, your life is light and cheerful. You find it easy to adapt to most situations, and you're an open person. With you, what you see is what you get... and people love that! What's Your Element?

Which H.i.m. Song Are You?
Take the quiz: Which HIM song are you?You Are The OneYour love makes you happy and nothing can change that, you wouldn't change things because to you they are perfect. You have what you need and whatever life throws at you, you will take with him or her by your side.Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Intro
Get ready to take a journey into the mind of a genious. (That's me in case you didn't know). Here you will experience a trip unlike any other. You are entering a world of great thought and wisdom!!! On a more serious note, I sometimes get bored and think about different things. I now want to share them with you. Here you will find all of the thought for the days in 1 convenient place. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. I appreciate all of the ideas that have come in so far. There is no limit to what we can do if we put our mind to it. Everyone always has questions for me when I come home to visit, from "what is my job" to what's happening with the war now? Thanks goes out to April for making this page possible, and thanks goes out to all of you for allowing me to clear my head.

Which Album Of H.i.m. Are You?
Take the quiz: Which album of H.I.M. are you?And Love Said Noyou are a different person who likes to be romantic and with a different style from the other pplQuizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Ville, Linde, Mige, Burton Or Gaz?
Take the quiz: Ville, Linde, Mige, Burton or Gaz???Ville.... U are gothic, dark and mysterious.Ville is the man that created HIM, and he is dead gourges to.... But best of all, his voice is like an angel, even it is when he singing on cd or live or speaking...Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Lost And Found
Lost And Found I lost myself my heart my soul Empty I was no feeling no meaning no desire You came along You found me You touched my Soul You healed my Heart You gave me reason you gave me desire You gave me Love And now I give you myself my soul my heart

Are You Ugly, Cute, Or Sexy?
You scored as Sexy. You're hot and sexy and I want to make out with you. Lol. K email me. in_the_depths_4ever@yahoo.comSexy70%Cute20%Ugly0%Are you ugly, cute, or sexy?!created with QuizFarm.com

Fucking Cheaters Fucking Suck
My mind is awfully messy My heart scattered about They way you touch her Makes my skin burn The way you look at her Makes me want to die... Then you look up and smile at me I smile back, though I don’t want to I want to cause you the pain you have caused me Am I not good enough What’s wrong with me She knows your mine But she likes to see me hurting So she eggs you on With her evil voice And her slutty manner I’m nothing compared to her And she knows it... You like how she treats you You say you’re faithful Bull shit you cheating bastard Technically you’re free to do as you wish But f**kin hell do you really have to, Hurt me like this??? I hate you so much That it hurts to love you And that bitch of a friend

What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Preppy?
You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!Rocker, Mosher100%Goth30%Emo30%Trendy20%Skater15%Prepy10%Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev5%What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ectcreated with QuizFarm.com

September 26, 2006
Hey everyone. I had two appointments today. I have a virus that is going around so they put me on more meds (like 24 pills wasn't enough) and then put me on a little diet so i can try to hold stuff down. Then i went to see the seizure doctor today and he canceled my appointment because his mother is sick. But his nurse told me that my brain waves came back normal. But i cant go back to work yet and that makes me mad because i need to go to work. I want out of the house and doing something that doesn't involve my parents or the children. well there is a update for yall shove it.....bratty

Does Your Name Say Who You Are
Does your name say who you are?! R- fuckin crazy O- Best in bed S- easy to fall in luv with E- A god damn good kisser T- Loyal to those you luv T- Loyal to those you luv A- Likes to flirt Yep! Pretty much sums it up:) A: Likes to flirt. B: Likes people C: Is wild and crazy. D: Has one of the best personalities ever. E: A GOD DAMN GOOD KISSER. F: People adore you. G: Never let people tell you what to do. H: Has a very good personality and looks. L: Loved by everyone I: Is always there for their friends. J: Lives life for fun. K: Really silly. I: Loves everyone. M: Makes dating fun N: Dead sexy O: Best in bed. P: Popular with all types of people. Q: A hypocrite. R: Fuckin crazy S: Easy to fall in love with T: Loyal to those you love. U: Really likes to chill. V: Not judgemental. W: Very broad minded. X: Never let people tell you what to do. Y: One of the best damn bf/gf anyone one could ask for. Z: Always ready

The Irony Of Love
Loving the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right and finding out you love someone right after that person walks out of your life... And sometimes, you think you're already over a person, but when you see them smile at you, you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again... For some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person... in my opinion, some are afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else... Most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love. Love is always present. It's just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved too little... As we all know that the heart is the center of the body but it beats on the left. maybe that's the reason why the heart is not always right... Most often we fall in love wi

Life By Monti
Life to me is crazy but fun , life can be full of surprizes as well as duds. my life is like a mack truck waiting to dump the loads off my back,like a person who's addicted to crack. My life is like an emotional roller coaster,hoping that for my problems that I had don't put me in jail or burrie me under the ground. My life was erupted as the devil was trying to make me gain the world to lose my soul, But jesus has been there for me ever since i was a baby in my mother's womb.we've all thought about taking our life's at one point, meaning i will probably have someone relate to what i've felt about life and what i went and been through at some point. My life had it's ups and downs, but i stuck it out by sruggling and finding my way out. My life will be whatever god brings my life, i will always be a man of honor with stripes & love, this is my life,and i wouldn't trade it for the whole wide world. THANKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You Don't Have A.d.d.
I hate people who forget something important, or fuck up real bad and say "OMG I have A.D.D. like so bad you have no idea." Go fuck yourself. Just because Mtv.com had a "Do you have A.D.D.?" survey and you answered 1 out of 10, does not mean you have a problem. Fidgeting in class is something everyone does. When you get out of your chair in the middle of Spanish and to do push-ups because you forgot to do them in the morning, you might have A.D.D. When you have something important do get done and you keep putting it off, you do not have A.D.D. You're procrastinating you fucking catastrophe with a coach bag. Let me show you why I have A.D.D. - I was reading the Sunday paper on the toilet at work. One of my many pastimes. Mid-way through a riveting article about Carlos Beltran and my beloved Mets I stopped for 5 minutes to flash back on a fist fight I got into in 6th grade. His name was Darrell and he cleaned my fucking clock. Then I finished the article. You wanna go bike ridin

Welcome To Hell
One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon. The demon asked, "Why so glum?" The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!" "Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?" "Sure," the man said, "I love to drink." "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!" The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great." "You a smoker?" the demon asked. "You better believe it!" "You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out! . If you get cancer, no biggie. You're already dead, remember?" "Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!" The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble." "Why yes, as a matter of fact I do." "Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, p

Which Zodiac Sign Do You Go Best With?
You scored as Aquarius. Aquarians are humanitarians that want to make the world a better place in which to live through their revolutionary thoughts and ideas. They are creative, innovative, original, progressive thinkers â?? visionaries. They have a keen intellect and an ability to think â??out of the boxâ??. Creative, original and non-conformist, they are sometimes considered eccentric. While broadminded, Aquarians are quite fixed in their opinions (consistent with the Fixed energy) and can be impatient with those who disagree with them. Aquarians tend to have many friends and acquaintances. Aquarius90%sagittarius90%libra60%capricorn60%gemini50%pisces50%scorpio50%aries40%taurus40%cancer

I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt!!!
woo... single life is kind of nice. Don't know though, lots of nice guys asking me out. That's kind of cool. I didn't think guys would actually do that. Thanks guys out there!!! lol. hmmm... school is frustrating.... Too much theory I don't know aobut. I really need to learn about figured bass. work sucks, my manager is getting married and I'm setting up both days of her wedding. Not... cool. I get stuck doing the most anal wedding known to man kind... fuck I hate weddings.

More Adult Jokes
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a damn checking account." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, damnit. I said I want to open a damn checking account now!" "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank." The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to foul language. They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" "There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank, okay?" "I see," says the manager, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?" ____________________________________________________________________________________________________

Life Changes
to all my lost cherry friends ill be gone for a while. we are finally moveing wend. after a few delays also haveing a baby next tuesday(hopefully) not many knew that. i cannot wait to meet up with my good old friends budlight and jagermister.9 months of me not drinking has been hard on everyone lol ill be with out the intrnet for a will just leave me a message or call me and ill get back to you. wish me luck i have to live with a boy. i have not done that for 6 years a lil nervous but everything should be ok later

Few More Adult Jokes
A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write." ____________________________________________________________________________________________________ A man walks onto an airplane and takes his seat. He looks up and notices the most beautiful woman he has ever seen boarding the plane. He is nervous, and soon realizes that she is walking down the aisle toward him. When she takes the seat right next to him, he is anxious to begin a conversation. He asks, "Where are you flying to today?" She responds, "To the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chica

Its Really Hard To Find Canadians On Here
nothing against all of you gorgeous american sweethearts.... but perhaps the search engine needs to be changed a bit...??? or if any canadian people see this you should throw me a message!!!!!

I'm Cartman!
You scored as Cartman. You are fat, jew hating, stubborn, and a crappy friend. Cartman44%Kyle25%Kenny19%What south park character r u most like ( out of Kyle Cartman and Kennycreated with QuizFarm.com

Taco Hell
I ate at Taco bell for lunch and I noticed one thing, There food really does fill you up! I was full all day from LUNCH. And Yes Angela I ate an Apple Empanada!! Other than That ALL I did was go visit my neace she is leaving tomorrow for texas cuz her fiance' graduates from some military training thing....I dunno the legistics of that but then he is off to Fla till Christmas.....I guess sometime around then or january they are getting married....My neace Lisa Rocks!!! she is 19 and has Goals I love that about her because when i was 19 I dont think i had any goals other than wondering when the next high was going to be......i know bad crystal. P.S. the worst Commerical I noticed today is that Skinny black pant commerical I think Gap puts it out? I could be wrong....where that girl dances stupidly and says something about the girl wants to dance, the girl wants to dance.... GRR such an annoying commerical..... sorry i just had to add that because I just saw it!!

Hi Hottie Women
Baby if I am near you I don’t want to miss the opportunity I have, I will hold you, and I will kiss you. You are really beautiful such an Angel down to the earth. I really like to see your sensual body you have now. Will you give me your hot picture to make me good sleep this night, please contact me I will fuck you deeply rather than other people done to you, I have 18 Inc. chat with me on aiqo2006@hotmail.com. I am a man who really adores love and fun. I don’t want to let time roll without any mean. I just want to find happiness and fun in all my whole life. I adore woman and girls very much. I like sensual, beautiful, sexy and mature woman. I don’t know why? But it’s my life, I don’t want somebody interfere on it I admire woman who has the same sense and really adore love and affection as well. They must like love and fun also happiness. They must like sensual thing and making love. They must able to satisfy me in the bed.

In Case You Were Wondering...
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM95%Sex God60%A Romantic50%Virgin28%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

Love Me
love me un-conditionally. Love me for the dozens of white and yellow roses i've sent to you. Love me for the way i would give you anything you want. Love me for the fact that i would wash the dishes, cook, and run a hot tub bath for you. Love me for messaging every part of your body. Love me for making you feel good. Love me for you are my beatufill princess into a lovely queen. Love me for taking care of you when you are sick. Love me when i love you for everything you have done. Love me for making your day a wonderful day. Love me for taking care of the kitty cat. Love me for being sensitive and aggressive. Love me for being myself. Love me for my bangkok. Love me for being bless. Love me for passing the test. Woman you are gods gift and the best. there are some men that do appreciate our ladies, so ladies love us like we love you.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!thank you

My Thoughts On The Day (1)
So Its 1:09 am and i just woked up a bit My fucking tummy hurts Ugh ! im repeating a Song in my head I love it Im on Mass Message on Yahoo Talking to like 6 people lol but yeah i have been Playing This Song on repeat for 20 Mins now i have to pick up my brother again in the Morning Im talking my friend eric who i havent talked to Ages i miss my best friend Allie Im also Sad Right now yea fucking sad ok Im still writing A Book About my life and thinking of another poem to write Well This is The lyrics to the song im listening to Peace out Love You Allie & Stacey Sarah McLachlan - Building A Mystery you come out at night that's when the energy comes and the dark side's light and the vampires roam you strut your rasta wear and your suicide poem and a cross from a faith that died before Jesus came you're building a mystery you live in a church where you sleep with voodoo dolls and you won't give up the search for the ghosts in the halls you wear sandals in the

Why Kids Shouldn't Drive High Performance Vehicles
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1st Night Here
this site is incredible. thanks to all the sweet people who messaged me, added me as friends, and said all the awesome things. i cant wait to come back here tomorrow! thanks again :) all of my friends are the best!

Heart Ache
I sit here all alone thinking of you, I can feel your touch,but it is not you,my heart aches...... I lay awke at night wanting you to come to me ,but you don't,my heart aches..... I roll over to touch you,you move away from me,my heart aches.... I need youy touch ,I try to wake you,but no answer,my heartaches..... I want your hands on my body , I need your hands all over me, Please to stop the ache,my heart aches.... I stop trying roll over goto cry myself to sleep...

Sleep.....
I close my eyes to sleep... I close my eyes to life... I close my heart to love... I close my heart to hurt.... Cuz if I do all this then I cannot Love You.... I cannot Hurt the ones I love...... I often wonder if I went to sleep and never woke up ..... If I'd even be missed at all..... I close my eye to sleep now......

Ten Truths
TEN TRUTHS WHITE, BLACK, AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Hickies are not attractive. 2. Chicken is food, not a roommate. 3. Jesus is not a name for your son. 4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration. 5. Cars are not meant to touch the ground. 6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies. 7. Ten people to a car is considered too many. 8. You're in America, you speak our language. 9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family. 10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal. TEN TRUTHS BLACK, HISPANIC, AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Elvis is dead. 2. Jesus was not white. 3. Rap music is here to stay. 4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. 5. Skinny does not equal sexy. 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. 7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller. 8. NSYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. 9. An occasional spanking

Stolen Moments
Moments stolen no one can get back as if you can rewind to that one second to redo where you might have lacked to fix the damages that aren’t easy to forget to hear the first words spoken to witness the first steps taken to fulfill all the promises that were broken and to keep a heart from breakin’ to watch your child walk across that stage, diploma in hand the special moments to see your child’s achievements to watch your child truly shine, and... To witness your child’s next movements the yearning to have those moments that were missed the regret for something done or not done the pain of thinking of all the “what if’s” knowing those significant instances are gone one makes such mistakes every single day the pain of the unknown of what could have been causes one to wish it went the other way some are given chances to ask to be forgiven others aren’t so blessed to ask such a thing they messed up too many times in the past no matter what words may brin

Air And Angels
Twice or thrice had I lov'd thee, Before I knew thy face or name; So in a voice, so in a shapeless flame Angels affect us oft, and worshipp'd be; Still when, to where thou wert, I came, Some lovely glorious nothing I did see. But since my soul, whose child love is, Takes limbs of flesh, and else could nothing do, More subtle than the parent is Love must not be, but take a body too; And therefore what thou wert, and who, I bid Love ask, and now That it assume thy body, I allow, And fix itself in thy lip, eye, and brow. Whilst thus to ballast love I thought, And so more steadily to have gone, With wares which would sink admiration, I saw I had love's pinnace overfraught; Ev'ry thy hair for love to work upon Is much too much, some fitter must be sought; For, nor in nothing, nor in things Extreme, and scatt'ring bright, can love inhere; Then, as an angel, face, and wings Of air, not pure as it, yet pure, doth wear, So thy love may be m

To Be America
I AM AMERICA. YOU ARE AMERICA. TOGETHER, WE, THE PEOPLE, ARE AMERICA JUST AS THE PRESIDENT IS AMERICA. WE ARE THE VOICE IN CONGRESS. WE MAKE-UP THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES. WE, THE PEOPLE ARE AMERICA. THE STARS AND STRIPES, GLORIOUS FLAG OF AMERICA, IS NOT AMERICA.... IT IS BUT A SYMBOL OF OUR GREAT NATION. NO, AMERICA IS PEOPLE. PEOPLE WITH IDEALS AND PRINCIPLES THAT REFUSE TO BE SHAKEN. PEOPLE WHO GIVE THEIR FORTUNES, THEIR HONOR, AND EVEN THEIR VERY LIVES, BECAUSE THEY ARE AMERICA. AMERICA IS TRULY...."ONE NATION, UNDER GOD".... OUR CURRENCY PROCLAIMS TO ALL NATIONS, COMMUNIST AND FREE, "IN GOD WE TRUST." CHURCHES AND SYNAGOGUES THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY ARE A CONSTANT STANDING OVATION TO HIM WHO IS OUR PROTECTOR. AMERICA IS PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE. PEOPLE WHO ARE CONSISTENT; PEOPLE WHO PERSEVERE; PEOPLE WITH MORALS. AMERICA IS PEOPLE WHO STAND FOR WHAT THEY BELIEVE IN. FOR AMERICA IS A NATION BASED ON BELIEVING. THANK GOD FOR AMERICA. AND THANK AMERICA FOR GOD. Copyright ©1

T-o-n-g-u-e
Beep...Beep...Beep...Beep...Beep..Beep This is a Hella Happy Bitch News Flash!!!!! PLeas be advised there is NO SUCH WORD AS T-O-U-N-G-E!!!!!! You can NOT put your T-O-U-N-G-E in any part of my body because it does NOT exist!!!! However, if we get to that point in life, you may a chance to put your T-O-N-G-U-E (tongue /tʌ©¯/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[tuhng]....1. Anatomy. the usually movable organ in the floor of the mouth in humans and most vertebrates, functioning in eating, in tasting, and, in humans, in speaking.)in some area on me. Maybe, but the state of mind I am in at this current time, due to a male figure, it is highly unlikely. This news flash has been brought to you by Hella Happy Bitch and Dictionary.com. You may now comment and then return to regular programming. Beep...Beep...Beep...Beep...Beep..Beep Yes, this is a pet peeve of my that really irritates the hell of me. LOL

A Stuff
basics whats your name?: Tina what do people call you?: Tina where you named after anything?: a nurse who was my moms friend if you were born the oppisite sex what would your name be?: Hardie Lovejaw do people spell/say your name wrong?: yes if you could change your name what would you change it to?: wouldn't change it gender?: female birthday?: scorpio age?: 26 age you act?: um, 2? age you want to be?: 13 again height?: about 5'4, maybe taller eye color?: brown happy with it?: yea natural hair color?: red happy with it? if not do you dye it?: i bleach it righty or lefty?: lefty family?: yes, mom pets?: yes, 3 kitties peircings?: no tatoos?: no love and stuff single?: yes who are you with, or who do you want to be with?: with tj, wanna b with johnny depp are you in love?: kinder have you ever been in love, if so how many times?: 5 do you believe in love at first sight?: yes is it possible to be faithful to one person for ever?: yes

Your Sexual Hidden Talent
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth.

The Ant Pool Party
Last saturday i was straightening up my garage and i moved a small pile of plywood that i had stacked against the inside wall of my garage, and behind that plywood i found a small army of carpenter ants scurrying around. My first instinct was to grab a can of ant killer and kill the ants before they eat my garage. So, i looked around the garage and i found a "cheap" can of ant killer. No, it wasn't Raid, or Black Flag. It was a Cheap, Generic brand of ant killer. But hey! At least the ant killer had a fresh scent! The directions on the can of ant killer says to hold the can about 8 inches from the ants and spray the ants generously. Generously? OK, so, i aimed and fired the contents of the can of ant killer directly on the ants, and i waited, and waited and ..... waited. So far, all i could see was a bunch of wet ants swimming around a small puddle of ant killer, and a few of them looked like they was actually having a good time! Shall i turn on some music and Get This Pool P

Switchblade Symphony - Mine Eyes
Will the angels sing tonight Or will they perish in the shadows of this newborn light Will we crumble into dust Will we blow away Like the ravens did yesterday Can we mend this broken reed Seal the doom of this house of cards I only want to hear the angels laugh Are they sleeping on the edge of the sky? Will the candles burn all night Or will the darkness engulf us and swallow our sight Can we go to the same ground if the nightengale sings Gather round the fountain as the churchbells ring I only want to hear the angels laugh Are they sleeping on the edge of the sky? I only want to listen to the angels sing Are they crying on the glimpse of mine eyes? I only want to hear the angels laugh Are they sleeping on the edge of the sky? I only want to listen to the angels sing Are they crying on the glimpse of mine eyes? I only want to hear the angels laugh Are they sleeping on the edge of the sky? I only want to listen to the angels sing Are they crying on the glimpse o

Sleep
i cant sleep i neeed help every night i sleep less i dont worry about losing my mind because i lost it quite a while ago i need sleep please help me sleep i dont know where ive been i dont know where i as please why cant i sleep what was that a noise behind me i turn to look but nothings there sleep please find me please dont leave why cant i sleep............

Fun
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Who Says I Can't Be Smooth, Sexy, And Cool?
You scored as Dracula. You are the smooth sexy cool Dracula. Patient and lustful. If you were any cooler youd be ice. Great style with a way of seducing those around you. And three brides who wouldn't want to be him. Marius100%Dracula100%Armand83%Spike75%Lestat67%Akasha58%Angel58%Blade58%Louis50%Deacon Frost25%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com

Declaration
I have desided I will no longer be talking...at all (with the exception of work and two people) That way I can see what I have a parently "said" and not "said". I am tierd of this whole thihng. I dont care whose seeing who, or whos spending time with what person. Im done. I have had it. The4 only things I will say I will email or submit in other forms of writing that way I will have proof of what was really said. One other thihng, my trust among some people who I thought I would be able to resaulve things with is compleatley gone I have taken her off my friends list for this reason. If I get any wind of anything elses to waver my trust I will drop out of site and not be herd from again. This is the sort of shit I desided to take myself away from for 3 years prior to this. I will do it again if I feel the need. Im not one to be pushed around or pissed off. So as of this moment ojn Im delairing my silence. Do NOT ask me abouyt anything Do NOT ask me to call anyone Do NOT ask me to f

Mope
We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin playa that aint with us no mo. Yeah, notorious b.i.g. Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin. Yeah, tupac shakur. Nah bitch, Im talkin bout motherfuckin falco and shit. What? falco? Rock me amadeus Rock me amadeus Rock me amadeus Rock me amadeus Tried to o.d. on the cold-eeze Golden girls got me sweatin to the oldies Hanging out like double ds sip long island iced teas Wrote to mayor mccheese send a shamrock shake please! Three o clock on the dot time to cruise for eighth graders Rather tape the weather channel so that I can watch it later Reruns of rerun so whats happening? Dees knocked up and rog on crack again Deep throat a whole nutty buddy Make whoopie to a batch of silly putty Make a spam and colgate sandwich and ate it Go through national geographic and draw panties on the natives So I like to dance naked in front of my pets But my cat was inattentive so I sent him u.p.s.

The Safety Dance
I am a total throwback to the 80's so today imma put up some of my Fave videos I remember!! I remember this one on MTV!!! I was about 7 years old! Ssss-aaaa-ffff-eeee-tttt-yyyy Safety-dance! Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind Cause your friends dont dance and if they dont dance Well theyre are no friends of mine I say, we can go where we want to, a place where they will never find And we can act like we come from out of this world Leave the real one far behind, And we can dance We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind Cause your friends dont dance and if they dont dance Well theyre are no friends of mine I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find And we can act like we come from out of this world Leave the real one far behind And we can dance. Dancez! Ah we can go when we want to the night is young and so am i And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet And surprise em with t

Home
Well I'm back home now and I totally enjoyed my weekend. I had a great time, I enjoyed meeting Kelly. I got along with her well I think. She made me laugh and we liked alot of the same things. It also gave me someone else to help pick on doc with :). The concert was amazing. We were 21 rows away from Rascal Flatts!!! Kelly and I were very excited to say the least. Once I download the picture to this computer I'll be adding some to my albums. Well once I get more picture space that is. God they were good seats. It ended up being a good weekend and all in all it was fun. I can't wait to get a chance to hang out with Kell and Doc again. Love Stace

Virgin
A 30-year-old man and woman are lying in bed after making love. The woman lays on her side of the bed and rests. The man goes to his side of the bed and says to himself, "Man oh man, I finally did it! I'm no longer a virgin." The woman overhears him talking to himself and asks, "Are you saying you lost your virginity to me?" "Well," the guy explains, "I always wanted to wait and give the woman I love my virginity." Astounded, the woman replies, "So you really love me?" "No," the guy says. "I just got sick of waiting."

Blonde Joke 1
Blonde Kidnapper A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, a blonde." The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

Peirced
Hello all I have posted two new pics, yesterday I had my belly button and my left nip peirced. It was cool and didn't hurt as bad as I thought that it would. Ok so check out the pics and let me know what you think.. Kisses ~SSS~

A Rose That Stood Alone
a solitary rose grew in the darkest corner of the sorrounded by many others, yet remained alone time passed and trials came and went one dealt a severe blow and the rose began to wilt and wither FORGOTTEN.... then...as if by a miracle... there came a soft and gentle breeze followed by a ray of light as all the other roses fell into darkness the solitary rose began to shine shining with a special light... and watered by a gentle cascade... a cascade of love a cascade of selfless afflection "I do...not now but FOREVER..." said the rose to the sunlight and there they remain a rose full in bloom with her sunshine smiling down on her... You are my sunshine, my life, my very soul and I your rose blooming in the light of you love

Opportunity Knocks On The Door
When opportunity knocks on the door, open the door. It could be a good opportunity. You never know. That is what is knocking on my door right now. I have a chance to make a little extra money doing ads. I get to use my creative side. I love it. For so long I have felt that my creative side has been laying dorment for so long. Another subject entirely. I am going to get to go on a cruise the week of Thanksgiving. I can't wait. I am so excited. I don't remember where we are going. I know thats funny. All I know its going to be on the Royal Carribean. And we coming out of Mobile, AL. Enough of my chattering. Time for me to get back to work. RB

Women
Many guys are curious about female ejaculation. They wonder about the fluids and the body mechanisms involved. First, let's clear THE big question. Girl cum is NOT pee. It's closer in composition to men's prostrate fluid. It's sometimes clear or milky, the tastes differ. Even if it shoots through the urethra, it's not pee. When stimulating the G-spot and clitoris, the paraurethral gland fills up with fluid. At the time of orgasm, the contractions expel the accumulated fluids in powerful gushes. A squirting orgasm is stronger than any other sexual pleasure a girl can feel. I think every girl should live it at least once.

Love Letter
One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."

Upadate On Kadence
Kadence is doing good today. I called this morning and they said her weight was 4lbs 3.4oz and that they checked her glucose and it was 82. So she's doing great. They moved her up to 14 cc's of breast milk. It's hard to believe my little angel will be 2 weeks old tomorrow. We are going to talk to the doctors up there this weekend and see if we can't get her transfered back down here to this hospital.

Long Anticipated Results
A certain song says that every new beginning starts from some other beginning's end. I admit, I should have had more faith in these people. Instead of wasting my time, they sat down and gave me a thorough walkthrough of what their company was about. I'm pleased to say that, after sitting with people for what turned into four very engaging hours, they made me an offer. I'm considering taking it. Of course, taking it means I'd start Monday... and sometime within the first two weeks, since I'll be dealing directly with clients face-to-face, they want me to consider altering my appearance some. Their objection: the dreadlocks (the length, not the style). Also, since the home office is in Moorestown, NJ, I'll be living down there for two weeks - they've (understandably) decided that it makes little sense to commute 2 hours back and forth each day from Queens. So... Any of you South Jersey or Philadelphians want to hang out over the next two weeks? It'll be good to get a pa

Hit A Nerve?
Well seems my WTF?? Blog might have bothered some people. Well it wasn't my intention. Aren't we all aloowed to have opinions and speak our mind? I spoke what I believed in my heart plain and simple. It as not to judge anyone or to make you think I am better than you. I'm not and I am just as guilty. What I have learned is there are ways of having fun and having self respect at the same time. Anyway if you were insulted or bothered by what I wrote ask yourself why? Did I say something you don't have the balls to say? Did I say something that is true in you and you are ashamed of it? Did I just simply piss you off? I'm not perfect not am I going to judge anyone. If you have thoughts or comments you want to make to me than make them. I won't be offended and am curious as to what you might have to say. Thanks again for your time.

A Woman
A Woman by Xesevoli © When I first saw her, she'd started a thread a beautiful woman -- alone, on a bed She was dressed in a nightgown a beautiful white that hugged her, caressed her -- a wonderful sight I returned to that thread -- I came back every night a flower bud opening in the light of that site Her body was large as a woman's should be, I was yearning, and wanting and waiting to see She gained confidence slowly, and courage with it til finally she'd exposed -- a luscious large tit It was a wonderful breast, a beautiful tit, but now also was exposed a very fine wit She played on the thread using candy to do it and left us aroused, unable to sit I wrote her and thanked her and wanted more of this beautiful lady from the candy store To my amazement, arousement and total wonder she replied while I pondered the gown and what's under Her name is important and though quite a tease in a short time I was talking and felt at e

Fuggit
I know its stupid as hell but i cant help it.. one of the user's on here got under my skin.. His user name is 85849.. lame huh.. his name is lukas.. he's one wacked mofo if i do say so myself.. but hey its the internet.. so i just blocked him and said FUGGIT

One Of Those Days
OKAY ALL IM SIGNING OFF FOR THE DAY...LEAVE ME COMMENTS AND ILL DO THE SAME. TO ALL MY FRIENDS ( U KNOW WHO U R) I WILL BE ON AND OFF DURING THE DAY. FORGIVE ME IF I HAVE BEEN SHORT TODAY ITS JUST BEEN ONE OF THOSE DAYS. I HOPE MY DAY WILL BE BETTER TOMORROW. THANX FOR ALL THE LOVE THAT WAS SHOWN TO ME TODAY . LOVE U ALL AND ILL TALK TO YOU TOMORROW.

Ghost Warriers
Shadows dance on canyon walls, They are shadows from my fire. And from these walls Ghost Warriors call "Your history is a liar." "Our sacred lands were stolen and this we can't forget." "The spirits of our warriors who gave their lives for it." But the wind whispers to me that the shadows I see are visions of when the west was young. And the Indian danced around his council fire where prayers to the Great Spirit were sung. They asked the Great Spirit to guide them in this their troubled time. For the white man walked upon their land and said "This land is mine." It was the search for yellow iron that became the red man's curse. For the white man swarmed upon their land each fighting to be first. And no amount of prayers could stop the coming flood. Soon the yellow iron was bathed in Indian blood. The Great Spirit couldn't help them they had to fight alone. For the mountains and the desert that had always been their home. The Indian was defeated and just seemed to fa

S.o.b.
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest: "What have you done my child?" Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch." Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?" Girl: "Because he touched my hand." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he touched my breast." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father." Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where." Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!" Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "But father he had

~*~what A Kiss Means~*~
*Kiss on the stomach--¢¾--"Lets have sex" *Kiss on the Forehead --¢¾--"Forever you will be mine" *Kiss on the Ear --¢¾--"I'm horny" *Kiss on the Cheek --¢¾--"We're friends" *Kiss on the Hand --¢¾--"I adore you" *Kiss on the Neck --¢¾--"We belong together" *Kiss on the Shoulder --¢¾--"I want you" *Kiss on the Lips --¢¾--"I love you" OR "I want you" *Holding Hands --¢¾--"We can learn to love each other" *Slap on the Butt --¢¾--"That's mine" *Playing with the Ear --¢¾--"I can't live without you" *Holding on tight --¢¾--"Don't let go" *Looking into each other's Eyes --¢¾--"Don't leave me" *Playing with Hair on Head --¢¾--"Tell me you love me" *Arms around the Waist --¢¾--"I love you too much to let go" *Laughing while Kissing --¢¾--"I am completely Comfortable with you" ~¢¾~Advice~¢¾~ * Dont ask for a kiss, TAKE ONE. *If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love (or strong like). *Do what you feel inside dont hold back *GO BIG OR

Washcloth
There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day, the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked. He asked his mother what the hair between her legs was. She responded, "It's my wash cloth." Weeks later, after the mother had her baby, the young boy walked in on his mother again. While she was in the hospital, the doctor had shaved her pubic hair. The boy asked, "What happened to your wash cloth?" The mother responded, "I lost it." The little boy, trying to be helpful, set out to find his mother's washcloth. A few days later, he ran to his mother yelling and screaming, "I found your washcloth." The mother, thinking that the child was just playing, went along with the boy and asked, "Where did you find it?" The boy answered, "The maid has it! She is washing daddy's face with it."

Still Up In Bed
A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in bed." The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's Mom and Dad?" and she replied "they're still up in bed." Again the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play. Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma "where's Mom and dad?" and his grandmother replied "they're still up in bed." The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "what gives? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh! what is going on here?" The little boy replied, "well last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue."

Loving Someone Who Loves Another
It's a difficult thing to go threw,loving someone so much that it hurts. But when you end up loving someone that is in love with someone else is when the pain really hits you. All you want to do is sit at home and be close to the phone cause your afraid if you leave the house you will miss them coming by or calling. You cry yourself to sleep every night, when you lay down in the bed you used to share and look over and see their empty space. The shows you used to watch and the songs you used to listen to seem to come on more often just reminding you that they are gone. And the tears stream down your face while inside you are dieing,cause you know that they dont love you but another has their heart. You try to be strong and tell everyone that you are doing ok,but yet you know that you are lieing to them and yourself. You see him or her in everything that you do,see them in certain places or spots that you had romantic times at. You even remember the bad times you had and just wish for a

At The Front Door
A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together. When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?" "What? You're crazy!" "Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem." "No!! Someone may see -- a relative, a neighbor..." "At this time of the night? No one will show up..." "I've already said No, and NO!" "Honey, it's just a small blowie...I know you'd like it, too..." "No! I've said NO!" "My love... Don't be like that..." At this moment, the girlfriend's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown with her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes, she says, "Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob himself, but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!"

Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator and notices a huge guy standing next to him. The big guy looks down on the small white guy and says, "Seven foot tall, three hundred fifty pounds, twenty-inch dick, three-pound left ball, three-pound right ball, Turner Brown." The small guy faints! The big guy picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him. He asks the small guy, "What's wrong?" The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?" The big guy looks down and says "Seven foot tall, three hundred fifty pounds, twenty-inch dick, three- pound left ball, three-pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Thank God, I thought you said, "Turn around."

Religious Boy
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about protection and doing it. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in." The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes,

Immature People
I tell u what it seems like no matter how hard i try to stay away from drama it follows me. Some of my friends are a magnet to it and i'm so tired of it. I have a kid and my own life to worry about not everyone elses. It just pisses me off the way some guys can just treat women like a piece of ass. If u say that u dont like someone and cant stand there shit would you still keep sleeping with them? Thats the question i put out there to u. I dont understand it. I mean i know that its there, you've already had it and cant still get more, but wouldnt want to do it with someone you actually liked being around? Well obviously some guys arent like that, that a friend of mine. Instead of moving up in the world (as far as girls go) he dicides that he wants to stay where hes at even though he tells me and my friend that he wants different. I just dont get it. He could have my friend but instead he insists on lying to us like we arent going to find out that hes still sleeping with this girl. I h

Sanchez Cookie Recipe
Sanchez cookie recipe 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar 1 T lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar... Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup .. just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemonjuice and strain your nuts.

Front Ender
Every fukkin' morning it's the same thing! What am I supposed to do? When I wake up with a morning wood, and I have to take a huge piss? Nobody thought of that when they invented the toilet did they? I'm going to invent a special "hood" for my toilet so I can piss up into it with a satisfied smile. The alternatives? Waiting in agony, or giving myself a shower HA HA HA!

Loving Life
Only one thing to do in life is to live and to do it to the best of your ability no matter how far I get down or how low life may bring me god knows my heart and my soul belongs to him and my new hubby.. some may say that I dont need to vento r to say anything but when you stop and smell the roses or flowers in my life and trials I have traveled or walk a mile in my shoes then and only then can you judge me but you know god knows what I am thinking and if he loves me then what do I need to worry about....???? missin you all but movin on in life with a hubby n the great smile on his face... Cheryl

Coutroom Fun
The big list of fun stuff to do in that boring ol' courtroom of law... 1. Bring a cell phone and order a pizza when the judge starts talking. 2. Bring a zip-lock bag full of grapes and launch a few at the defendant when the judge isn't looking. 3. Giggle uncontrollably when they show the evidence, if any blood is present. 4. If they ever bring up the possibility of an accomplice, duck your head and quiver. 5. Stand up and yell "OBJECTION!" to everything the judge says. EVERYTHING. 6. If you're the defendant, wait until the judge starts talking about you. Proceed to hide under your table. 7. If anybody attempts to communicate with you in any way, stare off into space and blow spit bubbles. 8. Sing "The Song That Never Ends" incessantly. 9. Get the judge to look at you. Lick your lips and motion that you'll "call him" 10. Actually call him 11. Bring a kazoo. 12. Act like you're doing something important, and ask them to "keep it down" 13. Every time

"here, Iron This!".
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

The Goblin
One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden. "You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..." Next morning the little man wakes the woman up. "Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies "Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"

4 Types Of Sex
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU" COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

Anal Fisting
ANAL FISTING (Fyre) DESCRIPTION: He straddled her face and sank his cock inside her mouth, at least as far as it would go. She’d never been able to swallow him all the way, and they didn’t force it because when it hit the back of her mouth; there were bones that she couldn’t quite reposition to take him down her throat. She contented herself with filling her face with him and sucking all the flavor from her cunt off his body. BODY: Anal Fisting, It was one of those cold, lazy days where there was nothing to do. Neither got up and dressed; there was nowhere to go. No place they had to be. No one they had to account to. In other words, the perfect day for those who refuse to get bored. They sat at the computer to surf the net. They’d been experimenting in the bedroom lately, and she was trying to figure out the best way to clean her asshole so it would stay fairly sanitary while he pounded away at her from behind. He typed in Anal Cleanliness and they started crui

Living
Living The setting sun is bold, The sky is on fire. I gaze upon it's beauty and sigh. It's majesty is untold. The day is at an end. I reflect upon it's value. Like the sun, it was on fire. Living a life that I don't have to pretend. The joy of the day was great. Happiness was in my heart. Peace filled my soul. In life, I want to partcipate. It seems most days quickly end, You rise and then it is gone. But, some days are long, With nothing but sadness to lend. The choices that we make, Send us down different life paths. I choose to be happy, For my inner peace's sake. ~~Darla~~

November Gentleman
NOVEMBER-You are trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. Your name is... David aka Yah Your kiss is... breath taking Your hugs are... friendly Your eyes... twinkle in the moonlight Your touch is... heart warming Your smell is... refreshing BETCHA BY GOLLY WOW PrinceSingingfool.com

I'm Sick
So 2 days ago i noticed ethan had a fever and i gave him some meds. well then yesterday he seem to have gotten worse, as time went on i started to feel the same sickness. now i feel like shit i don't want to leave my bed and all i want is for someone to take care of me, bring me my coffee and dr.pepper. forget food all i need is coffee and dr.pepper. So i had went down to heath's for a couple minutes and bullshitted with him and tawny. When it hit me. I'm not cranky. i am always cranky when i am sick. brfb i gotta lets these dogs in.. ok back. and if u didn't get what brfb is it stands for be right fuckin back. so ne ways i rest a sured while i lay in bed not feeling good, u guys are out getting laid, and hanging out with friends. remember i can't do that

A Wonderful Friday Night Ahead
A Wonderful Friday Night Ahead by voyergirl © I lie there in my bed and imagine you fucking me, yes, very hard and deep. I get wet just picturing you in my mind. I get wetter as my head fills with thoughts, my senses feel you there, smell you even at times. As I close my eyes and inhale I can at times almost feel your flesh touching mine. But in no way does this fantasy match the reality of actually having your cock owning my hot wet cunt. Yes, owning it. Eyes still closed I imagine the saliva I drink from your tongue. It scares me as I realize I have come to the point of craving what ever you feel like offering me. My lips ache and I could nearly go insane with desire for your kiss, hard and purposeful - intensely passionate. I silently tell myself to let go and hold nothing back from you...... yet still I know deep down I am not yet able, but I want to. I want to but I must remain in control of my feelings, I have to. What I want and what I need must not blur toge

Ache For You
Ache For You by ladybutterflybbw © My body aches for you and yearns for your touch You are my burning desire My inspiration whom I love so much Your kisses are so fine yet so sweet With my mouth my tongue to seek Lost in your eyes I am losing control Its your body I want to know You set my heart on fire, because you are my disire Sensations overflow Your kisses are so fine yet so sweet Tracing my skin with your tongue to seek You make me so wet as I am controlled by you Raising my hips to greet your flow Entering my body so smooth yet so slow I am in ecstasy, just to have you next to me Quivering and shaking with the love that we make, I am breathless and Its makes me so weak I breath for you, and you for me Look into my eyes search your soul and I will always be.

Aching For Entry
Aching for Entry by malcah_ms © Wet, slick, gushing juices flow over my swollen puffy lips. Your smooth tongue glides, penetrates me… Your teeth playfully twist and bite my clit. My vulnerable rosebud. aches for entry. Fuck me… Fuck me hard… Use me. Shove your fingers inside me. Allow me to milk you… Allow me to make you cum… Punish my pussy. Make it submit to your cock. Your cock pulsating in my mouth… Precum oozing salty-sweet. Mount me. Yank on my tits… Spank my ass. Make me your cunt. Fill me.

Pool League
Hey people!!! Guess what? For the 3rd consecutive week....I got my arse handed to me. For the 3rd week in a row....I was down to the 8 ball, and the lady on the other team scratched. So ONCE AGAIN the ball was perfectly at the corner of the pocket...I took care to line up.....took a deep breath...and shot. WELL GUESS WHO SCRATCHED ON THE 8 BALL FOR THE 3RD TIME WHEN I SHOULD HAVE HAD THE GAME?! yup. So with a full bar...I heard the all too familar "OHHHHHHH!" resounding throught the bar. There were a lot of people I know, there last night. So with everyone thinking they are a comedian...I heard OVER AND OVER...."Hey got an itch? No why? CAUSE YA SCRATCHED! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" I was a good sport though. I wasn't nervous last night. As a matter of fact, I did my best shooting! : ) Pullled off a couple of "Hail Mary's", and for all 3 of my games...had all my balls off the table. *SIGHS* Well I guess I'm just not meant to win. Unless you count the 10 Bud bottles I downed! : ) Mos

Aching For You
Aching for you by rose butterfly © My pussy tingles Thinking of you, Your hard, fat cock Buried deep inside of me. Feeling you thrusting My body quivers, Wanting to explode And let my wetness go. I bite my lip You laugh knowing In ectasy I am With you inside me. I shudder as I cum Once, twice, three times, My body shakes, As contentment floods me.

Love Or Illusion
Myths and everafters, fill our childhood dreams Lust and passion, fuel adolescence fires love and life, newly wed, love newly define sunsets and sunrises, the golden years brings golden love Poem by Kayo picture by Social MisFit

Afterglow
Afterglow by Bronte © Surrounded By paisley pillows Window seat of winter’s eponym To chill here alone My palm pressed Glass so cold Knees drawn inward to protect my little girl My womanhood I crave your touch for your hands to slide upwards once again into the celebration of fire licked skin when the cold was forced to yield in this light as translucent Autumn where the warmth of our lust simmered on playful abandon each move being erotic to the other from the deliberate slow bend of my body feeding the room temperature hot enough to melt to the accidental wisp of crimson that fell forward shuddering from your touch as you pushed it from my face this room this woman this body needs you to remove me from my perch I become naked in my need while the snow falls asleep outside this cold pane of glass this stained pane of glass where I press my body

Love And Truth
Love and Truth by Sylvia Leigh If Love abides within the heart, And Truth beneath her wing, Winter's snow is but to veil The loveliness of spring. And in the darkest lonely night, When Peace cannot be found, Love will shine her beams of light And Truth will be her crown. Love, shine bright! And Truth, adorn! For all mankind to know United one...no longer two Bring Peace, the world to show.

Afternoon Delight
Afternoon Delight by Debbie © My lover and I do like afternoon delight; Sex in the day,now you and I are all alone A little risque, more exciting than night You whisper to me in a sexy voice,low tone Lock the door,and I'll turn back the bedcover I slip in quick and wait for you to join me Just you and me, buck naked with my sexy lover You smell so great, I start to touch your body Birds sing,and the sun shines through the blind Our fingers entwine then begin to go and explore Sexy feelings and sensual sensations on my mind Your tongues thrusting,in my mouth,wanting more My mouth on your skin, kissing, stroking,sucking Sexual arousal starts to build, the time is near I want you inside me, sliding, stroking,pulsing "Show me where you want it"... I guide you where? I take your penis in my mouth, you let out a sigh Slowly I go lower, taking your dick all the way in Stroking your balls, brushing my hand on your thigh Now I take my tongue and run it up up shaf

Again Your Cock Inside Me
Again Your Cock Inside Me by just pet © i lay before You exposed and naked upon the banquet table secured by ropes and stays that only the tenderest parts be proffered to my Master To hear Your voice again though my eyes be shielded and tongue muted the flush of offered power tints my clit the sweetest pink my nipples taut and roseate invite Your teeth and tease accepted, the rush of power surges through Your quivering body Your cock admiring its captured prey in all Your raging passions Your touch and thoughts so soft it fuels my need to serve Again Your cock inside me releasing all that hinders You unlocking all the doors silken seduction the separation only a matter of air closer now than ever passions new and ancient familiar, intense, golden as bonds cementing the bricks of the pre-existing foundation laid in daily construction in a complex web of silken threads complete with nips and tucks all i am i give to You my will entwined with Yours

Morning Fire
Morning Fire by Eurlantae The fire, at morning, when sun's rays sweep across the sky, Engenders a vision of passion in your face... and love... for which I'd die My hearts, hearts, hearts desire is merely to gaze upon your lovely form, As morning's winds and morning's fire awake in me... love's thunderstorm

Ah Women, Ah Dildos
ah women, ah dildos by smithpeter © I am virgin to the shots of my lover her dildo my competition in my fant dream she probes and plugs, plunges and appears to drift to sleep then leaps about the room batteries drain her and when touched to my tender stalk drain my bags the motors never need oiling but there is advantage

Airport Sex
Airport Sex by just pet © at the airport LA to Vegas our first meeting en face disembarking i am trembling with excitement will You be pleased? my only thought Your pleasure I am wearing what You requested A simple long tight sheath dress slit up the side to above the knee black push up bra with nipples hard just peeking out bulging beneath thin fabric straining for freedom under Your gaze black thong pulled high and tight against my white firm ass constant rubbing of that sensitive opening my clit has been pushed and pinched the entire flight panties brutally taut against clit the naked hairless lips of my smooth pink pussy gracing either side of the lace labia swollen, exposed panties drenched with desire for You my pussy makes obscene wet smacking sounds with each step can anyone hear or smell my sex dripping down my thighs? We see each other, smiling You take me in Your arms i melt into Your tall strong frame Your fingers caress my

Friend Like You
FRIEND LIKE YOU © Natasha Everyone should have a friend like you You are so much fun to be with And you are such a good person You crack me up with laughter And touch my heart with your kindness You have a wonderful ability To know when to offer advice And when to sit in quiet support Time after time You've come to my rescue And brightend so many Of my routine days And time after time I've realized how fortunate I am that my life includes you I really do believe that Everybody should have a friend like you But so far it looks like You are one of a kind!

My Feeling
life is to short not to have fun and enjoy life. love is like a flower it grows with each passing day with the right care. much love to all my friends and friends to come. hugs kisses love xoxoxoxoxoxo

For My Best Friend
For My Best Friend © Anon This is for you, my best friend, the one person i can tell my soul too Who can relate to me like no other Who I can laugh with to no extents, Who I can cry too when times are tough, Who can help me with the problems of my life. Never have you turned your back on me Or told me I wasnt good enough Or let me down I don't think you know what that means to me You have went through so much pain and you still have time For me. And I love you for listening even when inside YOU are dying And I look up too you because you are strong, and caring and beautiful. Even though you don't think you are. And I hope you know that I am always here To listen to you laugh and cry and help In all the ways that i can And I will try to be at least half the friend you are To me. I hope you know I would not be the person I am today, with out you. My best friend.

How Sarcastic Are You?
You're Totally Sarcastic You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You? Unbelievable, this is so me with my closest friends.......LOLOLOL

What Women Will Say
Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. Nothing This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" Go Ahead This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. Load Sigh This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" That's Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. Thanks A woman is thank

A Little Bit Of Me!!
I want everyone to hear me in the dead of the night. When I write the things I cannot forget or remember to hear out loud. There is truth in the world and in family. The most wonderful aspect of life is living and loving and experiencing things you didn’t think you ever could. The strongest part of me is in the truth of my mother, she is so hopeful and loving even when she is not treated well. One day I hope I am just as good and beautiful as she. I am preceded in death by my most amazing family members (may they rest in peace) I am with-drawn and enlightened by their wisdom and love, to stay around so long when nothing works for them anymore. How precious our life is and how long it takes the average Joe to realize it. I have been licked by the death tongue and thank god, lived another day to see how I am loved and cherished. My best friend was out of town and when she got back home was completely lost in finding where I was staying. I am grateful that she would even try and know she

Your Presence
Your Presence Your life is about to whisk you away I love you everyday Your presence is real I know I can feel When you play You are free for the day When your mind turns I know you want the world to continue to turn Bright future Bright smile Just when I thought I had lost it all the while You right here Next to me my sweet dear The loss was great Your pain was our fate I know deep inside you will understand He was only a man When your father died He did not cry When you were born 2 years ago He loved your very presence But the war took him away without any hesitation He knew one day You will grow up and be able to play WIth your children You will in turn be able to love their presence Cause he died to give the US of A Freedom as a present

White Guy And A Black Guy
a black man and a white man work on the same job and the white man would come to work everyday talking about how he got sex every night and the black man was like " tell me how do u do it every night" the white man said "i go home take a shower and im smelling good and i say white woman white woman as white as a dave pull down thows sheet we abot to make love" so the back man comes in to work the next day and he is all messed up and the white guy goes what happined and the black said "well i when home and took a shower and i was smelling good and i said black woman black woman as big as a truk pull down thows panttys we about to fuck

What's Your Personality Type?
You Are An ISFJ The Nurturer You have a strong need to belong, and you very loyal. A good listener, you excell at helping others in practical ways. In your spare time, you enjoy engaging your senses through art, cooking, and music. You find it easy to be devoted to one person, who you do special things for. You would make a good interior designer, chef, or child psychologist. What's Your Personality Type?

What Year Do You Belong In?
You Belong in 1969 If you scored... 1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in! 1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too. 1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all! 1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day. 1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good! What Year Do You Belong In?

Anal Sex Tips
1. Anal intercourse is the least frequently practiced form of anal sex There are many ways to enjoy the anus erotically. The most common techniques include touching the anal opening with a finger while masturbating or stimulating a partner's anus during intercourse or oral sex. Some people enjoy the sensation of a finger -- their own or a lover's -- insinuated into their anal opening and gently rotated. Others may prefer the insertion of a dildo or vibrator beyond the anal opening and short anal canal into the larger rectum. Many men, including heterosexuals, favor this form of penetration. Oral-anal lovemaking is popularly known as rimming. The very idea disgusts some people. Others enjoy performing it or allowing themselves to be probed in this special way. 2. Anal stimulation, including intercourse, is not painful if done properly The belief that anal stimulation, especially intercourse, has to hurt is a persistent and dangerous myth. Just as pain anywher

I Have A Question
Assuming there is a such thing as "truth serum" why can't the police force purchase it from the "government" and use it for kidnappings, serial killers and blah blah, ok...if i have made up truth serum in my head let me know but if i have grounds for my question and anyone has a response feel free to let it fly call me a dumb girl whatever blows your skirt up. These are the things i think of when i'm unsober :)

Female Ejaculation...or Squirting
Female Ejaculation...or Squirting Squirting is a phenomenon in which the female ejaculates, expels or squirts a clear, odorless, colorless (or sometimes white) fluid. Squirting almost always occurs as a function of climax. The composition of the fluid expelled is chemically similar to the fluid that is present in male ejaculate. [Which begs the question, "Who actually is responsible for creating the WET SPOT?" Men have claimed it for years. Now, those men may have to relinquish ownership once and for all. Which begs another question, "Does that mean that she still has to sleep in the WET SPOT?"] Some men find it disgusting and do not want their partners to squirt. Others may find it so exciting they request their partners to learn how to do it. In the exactly same manner that some women swallow semen, men often swallow the clear, tasteless fluid that definitely is not urine. In many women, fluid is not ejaculated. That may be because as a little girl, the femal

Fat Chick Facts
Big Beautiful Woman From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from BBW) The phrase "Big Beautiful Woman" (commonly abbreviated as BBW) is used by its proponents to denote an attractive, self-confident "woman of size". BBWs are also the focus of a subculture with interests centered on the acceptance, support, and admiration of fat women. Exceptionally large women are called SSBBWs, with the SS standing for "super size". Recently, "Hypersize" has come into use to describe women upward of 500 pounds. The term "BHM," which stands for "big handsome man," is not nearly as prevalent as the term "BBW." Men who are attracted to BBWs are known to the world at large and the media as "chubby chasers" or "fat admirers" although many men who admire such women do not use either term to describe themselves. Some of these men are attracted exclusively to BBWs, while others are simply attracted to good-looking women regardless of size. There are also a large number of lesbian women wh

Heat
Red hot heat burning from the core melt away all the fear a smooth touch from a careful hand wipe away all that came before lips fall gentle onto each other softly in the dark of night passion is put aside careful to not move so fast wants and needs long since forgotten desperation for a single touch intoxicating kisses fall upon swollen lips knowing they must part too soon the moon glows bright light a new path to follow caution tape ahead warning to procedd carefully wounded hearts reaching for each other fingers twisted together hold on tight embark on a journey faith and trust in the moon she will show them the way

The Art Of Rough Sex
The Art Of Rough Sex Making love is an integral part of most couple's lives and while some couples stick to the basic peaches and cream variety of sex, others opt to venture into more dangerous territory, hence rough sex. But don't get me wrong; rough sex need not involve violence (unless she's into that sort of thing), it can be, however, whatever you want it to be and you can take it as far as you and your woman are willing to go. Mildly sadistic behavior has become a widespread phenomenon in the bedroom and today's sex tip is all about showing your woman who the boss of the bedroom is. Uh, that would be you, buddy. She Moans Yes Now before you delve into all the sexual and potentially torturous fun that you're all giddy about, keep in mind that this kind of sex must be consented to beforehand. Whether it's your long-time girlfriend, wife or a one-night stand, you have to ensure that she's into the mildly painful event that may come up in the immediate future. A

The Five Factor Values Test
Your Values Profile Loyalty: You value loyalty highly. You're completely devoted to your friends and family. Even if they totally screw up, you're still there for them. Just make sure they're equally loyal to you! Honesty: You value honesty a fair amount. You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it. If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it. In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity." Generosity: You value generosity highly. So much so that you often put your own needs last. There's nothing wrong with having a caring heart... But you may want to rethink your "open wallet" policy. Humility: You value humility highly. You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are. And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better. You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low. Tolerance: You value tolerance highly. Not only do you enjoy the company of those

Owens Denies He Tried To Kill Himself
Wednesday, September 27, 2006 news neighbor plus photos/multimedia legislature state nation world weather archives obituaries sports youth high school baylor college professional brazos living puzzles Elegant Bride bridal/anniversary wedding directory faith directory health pets movies waco today watercooler business stocks lottery opinion Letters to the Editor Editorials blogs Bear Blog Entertainment High School Football Little League contact us archives Help & FAQ subscriber services NIE staff directory reach the web staff set my homepage advertise Post Classified Ad Buy Print Ad Buy An Online Ad ETearsheet Signup customer service subscribe to podcast subscriber services subscribe make a payment Owens denies he tried to kill himself By JAIME ARON AP Sports Writer DALLAS — Flamboyant Dallas Cowboys receiver Terrell

"fool On The Hill By The Beatles
This is one of a couple songs that fits me perfectly Fool On The Hill (Lennon/McCartney) Day after day, alone on the hill The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still But nobody wants to know him They can see that he's just a fool As he never gives an answer But the fool on the hill Sees the sun going down And the eyes in his head See the world spinning around Well on the way, head in a cloud The man of a thousand voices talking percetly loud But nobody ever hears him Or the sound he appears to make And he never seems to notice But the fool on the hill Sees the sun going down And the eyes in his head See the world spinning around And nobody seems to like him They can tell what he wants to do And he never shows his feelings But the fool on the hill Sees the sun going down And the eyes in his head See the world spinning around He never listen to them He knows that they're the fools They don't like him The fool on the hill Sees t

"desperado" By The Eagles
And this is another one that fits me EAGLES LYRICS "Desperado" Desperado, why don't you come to your senses? You been out ridin' fences for so long now Oh, you're a hard one I know that you got your reasons These things that are pleasin' you Can hurt you somehow Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy She'll beat you if she's able You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet Now it seems to me, some fine things Have been laid upon your table But you only want the ones that you can't get Desperado, oh, you ain't gettin' no younger Your pain and your hunger, they're drivin' you home And freedom, oh freedom well, that's just some people talkin' Your prison is walking through this world all alone Don't your feet get cold in the winter time? The sky won't snow and the sun won't shine It's hard to tell the night time from the day You're losin' all your highs and lows Ain't it funny how the feeling goes away? Desperado

Tips 4 Naughty Sex
Vary the pace If you usually enjoy it soft, go for a bit of rough. If leisurely foreplay is generally your thing, indulge in a frantic quickie. Are soft moans your usual expression of pleasure? Try talking dirty for a change. You'll be stunned at the excitement this will generate almost as exhilarating as taking a new lover! . Give yourself a Brazilian Don't just trim down there - remove the entire range of body furniture, and the sex will be electric. Removing the hairs hurts like hell, but many women who try this radical wax job never let the hairs grow back. Why? Partly because the mop of pubes that nature bestowed on women has a slight numbing effect during sex and partly because, let's face it, there's something breathtakingly naughty about leaving yourself exposed down there. 3. Go posh on the outside and slutty on the inside Teem foxy underwear with something prim on top, like a Maggie Thatcher blouse and a tweed skirt. You'll feel powerful, beautiful and

Strawberry Shortcake, What Does Your Dessert Choice Say About You????
If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, Which would you choose (Sorry, you can only pick one!) Trust me...this is very accurate. Pick your dessert, then look to see what psychiatrists think about you. After taking this dessert personality test, Here are your choices: 1. Angel Food Cake 2. Brownies 3. Lemon Meringue 4. Vanilla Cake with Chocolate Icing 5. Strawberry Short Cake 6. Chocolate on Chocolate 7. Ice Cream 8. Carrot Cake Now, you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think Carefully what your choice will be.............. OK - Now that you've made your choice this is what research says about you... 1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -- Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at times. 2. BROWNIES -- You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion of underdogs and a

You Know Your Living In 2006 When......
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you

Drink And Fight, But Dont Smoke!
Okay check this out, I live about 5 min from the Pa border. They just banned smiking in restaurants and bars there. Cant smoke in Delaware either. Thank God too. I mean who wants to smell cigarette smike when you are getting tanked? and Im glad burning myslef with a lit cigarette is the last thing Im going to have to worry about when I get in a bar fight because Im too drunk. And well it might cut down on car fires at DUI scenes too. Maybe they should make smoing illegal everywhere. I mean since its just killing people like flies. Whats retarded is, there are more fat people than smokers, why dont they ban over eating? Or ban fat people from eating more than a normal portion in public? Oh I guess that would be discrimination. More fat people die from being overweight than smokers from smoking. So what gives? All in all smoking is the "safe" bandwagon this year. Its okay to hate smokers. Well, then lets go with the 'it smells bad' arguement. And just for giggles we can throw in t

Warm
A stirring from within Streatching for release Clawing Biting Trying to surface The demon within Begs for your pleasure Feed the beast lust Drink in her passion Lay down you kisses Upon my breast Glide your hands Stop when it gets wet Move into her warmth The beast will respond Give in to her desires Caress Drink in her soul Slide into her deeper No place else you should be Her warmth will keep you safe Let passion lead you Desire her She wont let you down She is wild and wanton Wet and warm Nourishing you Feeding your hunger side note: this kinda got me hot writing it!

How Angry Are You
You Are 58% Angry Generally, you are not an angry person. But you're easily frustrated and enraged. You have one heck of a temper. And because of your anger, you tend to feel resentful and even spiteful. You already know how to quell your anger. You just need to do it more often. How Angry Are You?

Halloween Heaven Cake
c. shortening 1/2 c. sugar 4 eggs 3 c. sifted flour 2 1/2 tsp. baking powder 1/2 tsp. salt 1/4 c. milk 1/4 c. orange juice 1 c. chopped dates 1/2 c. chopped pecans 2 c. fresh cranberries, halved Cream shortening with sugar until light and fluffy. Add eggs one at a time. Beat well. Sift together flour, baking powder, salt and stir in milk and orange juice. Add dry ingredients to creamed mixture. Blend thoroughly. Fold in chopped dates, pecans and cranberries. Spoon batter into well greased and floured 10 inch tube pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 1 hour and 20 minutes. Frost with orange frosting (3 ounces cream cheese, 3 tablespoons orange juice and powdered sugar).

Continuous Wonder
light starting to appear into the room..forcing its way through the tiniest gap in the blinds... just a sign another night has passed and more dreams gone by never to be remembered...almost like stolen thoughts. stretchin my body over to take ahold of my newspaper...just laid in the bed reading a strange sense of tranquility washing over me...wow this is what peace and quiet feels like huh?.. i spoke to soon..almost at once a familiar sound ehoes around the room..a soft laughter and sound of mischief echoin round the room..then a small figure appearing underneath my newspaper..inches from my face....so bold to approach with no second thought. all of a sudden making a remark that takes me aback in awe and confusion...."papi come play with me". papi? huh? this isnt my kid i dont recognise his face...although he should be mine from how stubborn he is and how adament he seems not to have his request ignored....almost instantly another figure appears..a woman this time with long stream

Special Poem
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep...wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when your in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks your just as pretty without make up, one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares, loves being with you, and how he's the luckiest guy in the world to have you.

Shadow Tears
shadow tears Shadow Tears I weep. You do not see it. I scream. No one hears it. I boil. Only you know. And they run, coursing my deepest fears, these Shadow Tears. I lock you out. And you break down the door. I push you away. And you bind my arms. I walk alone. Yet you are always there. And they fall, like dead soldiers, until my face molders. These Shadow Tears. I sow seeds of silent remorse. You do not provide the rain. I willingly die of thirst. You force me to drink. I bleed blood that isn't there. You give it name, and substance. And they break away pain that cries and leers, always, Shadow Tears.

Hello....
Hello! Is anybody out there? I can vaguely see you. Is anybody really out there? Or am I just imagining this? What's happening, anyway? How come my mind keeps playing tricks on me? Is this for real? I don't actually believe it. Or do I? I see a car traveling this way, around the bend. Or do I? It is hard to tell, for sure. What am I doing here, anyway? Why does that guy keep honking at me? Oh, sorry. I must have been in a trance. Hmmm ... The hamsters must have stopped Spinning my cognitive wheels again. I'll jerk my head a couple times. There! That should get them going again. My nuts and bolts get loose sometimes. You don't say. My word! Is that so? What did you just say, anyway? I guess I wasn't paying attention, or something. Run that by once more. I don't get it. Are you talking garbage, or what? I still don't understand. Help!

Drop Of Love
A Special Drop of Love A special drop of love was deposited in my womb with care The unconditional love you give to me is so very rare When you were born, Oh! What a glorious day! I never knew there could be a love so strong I am so blessed, because in my heart there is a song A song of peace and assurance A song of strength and endurance When I look into your eyes, my heart feels your love A Special Drop of Love came from heaven above Your smile gives your face that special glow Whenever you look at me, my love for you continues to grow The Hugs! The Kisses! These are moments of pure gold They are treasures I have hidden deep within my soul Many told me you would not make it this far But look at you now, gleaming like a shining star Every sound you make is like music to my ears The look you give me helps wipe away my tears Many have wondered, "Why me?" I looked at you and wondered, "Don't they see what I see?" Many have wondered, "What am

How Independent Are You?
You Are 43% Independent Overall, you're a pretty independent woman. You don't follow trends just to fit in. You've got your own cool thing going on, though you sometimes still care too much about what other's think. How Independent Are You?

I Like Clogging My Arteries, Thank You...
I like clogging my arteries, thank you. Alright look, I know like it seems like all I do is bitch about stupid people...but do you really blame me? This article right here is bullshit. What happened to a free country! Look assholes, if I want to make myself fat and clog my arteries I will! And neither you nor your polly fucking prissy pants officials are going to do shit about it! It's the same thing with smoking! Stop banning smoking in my bars and restaurants! I don't ever want to go out anymore because then I have to haul my drunk ass up off the barstool to go outside to smoke! Bars are supposed to be about smoking and drinking and playing pool and getting thrown out. Seriously, I think the government needs to stop being so nosy and let people kill themselves the way they want to. Leave my greasy fatty food alone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ NEW YORK - Three years after the city banned smoking in restaurants, health officials are talking about pro

I Feel Dumber Now.
Are you fucking serious right now. When are people going to realize that the problem in this country isn't the shit being taught, it's the people teaching it, and the students who aren't being given enough motivation or encouragment or beatings or what the fuck ever? Our country seems to get dumber every day. I've heard that there are even schools who have done away with "holding" a student back a grade, because it outcasts the student and lowers their self esteem. You have got to be kidding me. You pansy ass bleeding heart goddamn fucking liberals are killing me! Stop worrying so much about peoples self esteem and maybe worry about the fact that if you keep dumbing down our children to save their pitiful grade school reputations that won't mean a damn thing in college or heaven forbid they actually make it that far, the real world and focus on the fact that this country's education system has gone down the fucking tube and there's no happy pill at the end to make it all better. You w

Haven't Changed Much In 10 Years
You've Changed 40% in 10 Years Ah, the past! You may not remember it well - because you're still living in it. While you've changed some, you may want to update your wardrobe, music collection and circle of friends. How Much Have You Changed in 10 Years?

My New Hangout!!!!
Hey everybody just stoppin by to let everybody know that i created a new lounge to hang out in. Feel free to stop by and chat and hang out. Subscribe to it if you would like the more members the better. Here is the link. Thanks http://lostcherry.com/lounge.php?l=3157 Just copy that and put it in your address bar. Shadys Lounge

Fun
*He said: I love you He means: I want to have sex . *He said: I love you too. He means: Now can we have sex? *He said: I'll call you. He means: Good-By *He said: Another glass of wine? He means: Drink up, we'll both look better. *He said: I've just been really busy with work. He means: i'd rather take a beating than spent another hour with you. *He said: It's not you, it's me He means: It is definitely you. *He said: Let's split the bill. He means: I'm a cheap bastard. *He said: Sure we can just be friends. He means: As long as we can do it naked. *He said: But we just spoke 2 days ago. He means: How can i miss you if you won't go away? *He said: I'm going out with the buys. He means: If Dave had breasts,i'd never see you again. *He said: I need space. He means: We are so over that I am thinking of goin into the witness protecion program to get away from you.

My Song....
It Wasn't Me" (feat. Ricardo Ducent) (Yo', man) Yo' (Open up, man) What do you want, man? (My girl just caught me) You let her catch you? (I don't know how I let this happen) With who? (The girl next door, you know) Man (I don't know what to do) Say it wasn't you (Alright) Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door Picture this, we were both butt naked Bangin' on the bathroom floor How could I forget that I had Given her an extra key All this time she was standing there She never took her eyes off me How you can grant the woman access to your villa Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow You better watch your back before she turn into a killer Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner To be a true player you have to know how to play If she say you're not, convince her say a day Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim And you tell her baby no way But she caught me on the counter (It

What 2007 Car Should You Drive?
You Should Drive a Jaguar XK 4.2 You don't care how you get there as long as you get there with class. And having a little power doesn't hurt either! What 2007 Car Should You Drive?

The Beatles Lyrics - "something"
THE BEATLES lyrics - "Something" (Harrison) Something in the way she moves Attracts me like no other lover Something in the way she woos me I don't want to leave her now You know I believe her now Somewhere in her smile she knows That I don't need no other lover Something in her style that shows me Don't want to leave her now You know I believe her now You're asking me will my love grow I don't know, I don't know You stick around now it may show I don't know, I don't know Something in the way she knows And all I have to do is think of her Something in the things she shows me Don't want to leave her now You know I believe her now

Graveyard Suicide
Graveyard Suicide © By Freddie Simmering I walked through the local cemetery last night It was so quiet, everyone was at peace I felt so welcome, so at home there among the deceased I begun thinking, why do I continue on why do I inhale even one more breath when all I dream of is the eternal slumber that can only be brought about by death Grief and pain are the only inhabitants of a soul which would otherwise be an empty space Was it time for the end? This was the choice which I faced After all, everyday is merely a continuation of the one which preceded it There have ben times when I felt slightly hopeful but there was never any hope when I most needed it And there is little I wish to recall the years are wrought with sadness I've lost my mind, a million times but I always find it again within madness As my heart has drifted along I knew it could not stay afloat with each day that passed I felt it sink deeper in misery's boat So there, amongst t

Are You A Socialist Or Capitalist?
You Are 12% Capitalist, 88% Socialist You see a lot of injustice in the world, and you'd like to see it fixed. As far as you're concerned, all the wrong people have the power. You're strongly in favor of the redistribution of wealth - and more protection for the average person. Are You a Socialist or Capitalist?

About Me
i have hazel blue eyes. my favorite colors are blue, black, & limbgreen. I love animals. my favorite animals are dogs, wolves & tigers. i live in clarksville, IN. i lisson to alot of different music. my birthday is april 20th, year i was born is 1990.

I Can See This Will Be Fun
I see we have a lot of nice people on here this is my first day on here and i hope to be on every day. I hope to meet a nice lady on here and again thanks to all that have welcomed me to LC

Confusion
A friend told me something today that shouldn't be bothering me but it is. It really shouldn't but I can't ge the nagging out of my mind. I'm not sure what to do. I'm confused. I should just let her do what she wants. But I dont' want her to pay for it in the end. I'm confused.

The Birth Order Predictor
You Are Likely a First Born At your darkest moments, you feel guilty. At work and school, you do best when you're researching. When you love someone, you tend to agree with them often. In friendship, you are considerate and compromising. Your ideal careers are: business, research, counseling, promotion, and speaking. You will leave your mark on the world with discoveries, new information, and teaching people to dream. The Birth Order Predictor Funny....I was the first born....lmao

Chicken
you know, i just wanted to say, that my name is kym!!! wahoo....but neway...today's my dad's bday, which is really cool, and this is another random note, if you can't tell...it's hard to write blogs on here...hmmm...i just dunno what to say...adam or matt, if ur reading this, then you rock...i need to go to the mall and pick up his cookie cake that mike bought...im moving out next month, im excited abou that...this week were doing a project where im pretending to be pregnant...it is really weird and especially embarrasing for me because of my history of social anxiety...i was actually afraid that i was gonna have a panic attack as i drove to the mall pregnant yesterday...but i found the other two girls so i was ok, cuz i was just afraid that i would not be able to find them...we are wearing helmets under maternity shirts, and it looks pretty real...it definitely creates a huge belly tho, and the stares we receive from strangers is horrifying...oh well...i am at school in the computer l

Another Update On Kadence
She's doing really good today. They removed her Iv completly and she weights 4lbs 3oz. Not much more to tell execpt that they checked her gluecose this a.m and it was 82 so things are looking up.

Louisiana Law
Louisiana Law A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going into retrieve it." The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own." The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things in Louisiana. We rule ourselves under the Napoleonic Code. We settle small disagreements like this with the Louisiana Three Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What is the Louisiana Three Kick Rule?" The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and

Fuck Friends
You know when someone isn't a true friend because they will pick some guy over there friends. I think it is totally fucked up when they say all they need is that guy in there life. You know that is totally brain washing someone if you ask me. They always need there friends if you ask me. Yea they may let you hang out with your friends but you know when they say all that you need is them. Fuck that. Then when your "best friend" pretty much says, all that they need is him. Fuck everyone who doesn't accept it. Come on now. That is fucked up. You are pretty much picking your "amazing guy" that you are "in love with" over friends. That is some total bull shit. I just don't understand how shit like this works I guess. I don't see how you can pick a guy over your closest friends. How you can just loose them over a dumb ass fucking guy. Maybe I am just stupid but I don't know. I know I would never EVER pick a guy over friends or family. That is for damn sure. Well peace! Co

I Still Like Being On Myspace But What Gets Me
about it isn't the Drama- I've been on LiveJournal for four years and there's even more opportunity for drama there; I don't enjoy it but ... I guess I haven't really "registered" that on MySpace yet (except for those beyond-silly "repost this or you're a fake friend so I'll drop you" bulletins. But then LJ has its own versions of that lemming... ah, you've got me being unfair to the noble lemming now. BLEAH.) Getting to the point for once in my life... It's the number of commercial profiles, of businesses in which I have no interest which pretend to be something else in order to get on my list on MySpace. I often humor them- unlike on LJ, just being a friend doesn't really get one that much preferment site-wise unless you're on my preferred list too and can read my interesting blog posts there- but I also get a bit impatient with people who communicate only by broad-band bulletin. (And in some cases have redirect Flash on their pages, and have, and get complimented for, c

Shout Outs
I wanted to give a shoutout to some people who have really been there for me when i needed someone. Melissa is always there.... Melissa@ LostCherry Penny for talking sense into me like always... JadEz@ LostCherry Robert.....The biggest sweetheart.....Love ya MasterslaveTrainer@ LostCherry Tron for always being concerned...... ~~TRON~~@ LostCherry

What Is The World Coming Too....
Today I sat and watched the news for hours as a hostage standoff went on in Colorado yet again. There is a fight between muslims and christians.... and everyone asks for a maricle. How can we sit and say that we are fighting a war on terror when we can't even protect our own children. I was sitting down with my family the other night having a discussion about the reasons that we are over in Iraq. It is funny that I see things in a completely different light, then my family. Maybe it is because I am one of the ones that stands behind the weapon, that I serve my country. Listen this is for all those that have never served their country. We, The Soldiers, are doing what it is that we are trained to do. We signed a contract to serve, even unto death, this country, its freedoms, and yes even our President. I know that many do not agree with decisions made by our government, but think about the position that the President, Congress, Senate, even the Leaders of our Armed Services are in.

U Spawned Them U Handle Them!
*shakes head*..you know the decision to have children is a definite right of choice to anyone with functioning reproductive organs..but shouldnt there be this fucking law written somewhere that states:If you have children..and you foolishly decide to take them into public..you must beat them into submission if they refuse to act up?..I mean COME THE FUCK ON..*breathes* Ok I am not this child abuse advocate..infact those who know me WELL know I am very caring and loving to children..*grins*..but there has been this transformation to society that has appeared in my eyes..its the reversal of roles..the switching of titles..the bizzaro world of discipline..let me explain. Maybe I was asleep..lord knows I do sleep at times..maybe I was paying little to no attention to the world when this happened..*stares*..but WHEN the fuck did parents become the lesser of authority figures to their children..case and point coming up: I was in Food Lion..yes I know that was my first mistake..that

Choices
Choices If you can't talk,sing,if you can't walk,jump,if you can't live,love...Nothing comes from nothing,hopes can't fly if you don't give them wings,imagination can't soar if you have it locked up.A singer must learn to speak,And a runner to walk,but once it's mastered,anything is possable.But what will happen?When you take your flight?Will you fall?Will your wings break?Or will you fly to a new horizon?It's up to you.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Just Some Poetry I've Been Workin On
COMFORT ZONE Sitting alone on the bleechers, She wants to cry, She has no friends, Listening to people screaming all around, Laughter and friends, Dies down in the background, The event ends as quickly as it started, She walks out, Runs to her last two classes, Nervous as hell, Stands infront of a big crowd, Presentations are due, Waiting to screw it up, She starts and finishes as quickly as she came, A stranger says they like her accent, But they don't know its not an accent, Its real, She trys not to stand out so she stops talking, Afraid of being teased, Hoping to only find relief, The fears there, Shes scared, Wanting to get out of there, She starts thinking about death to end the misery from within, The bell rings, Running for the door, Back to her home, Her comfort zone. __________________________________________ When Love Isn't Blind Love, Its the way you look at each other, Its in your touch, It isn't to be

Here Is A Deal For Anyone Wanting To Do It.
If you make me a fan sign to put on my profile then I will put your link on my profile so everyone that goes to my page can check your profile out as well...let me know. BisexualVampyre

Ooh,75%stoner
You are 75% stoner You are a fairly regular stoner. You are probably the kid who is always smoking up at the back corner of the parking lot of your high school. You like experimenting with other stuff – although you are too clever to really get addicted to anything. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Music
"She said there is no reason and the truth is plain to see But I wandered through my playing cards I would not let her be oh oh yeah one of sixteen vestel virgins that were leaving for the coast And though my eyes were open they may as well have just been closed" Neil Young This is probable one of the most powerful songs I have heard in a long time. I dont care for Neils voice, but fuck can he paint a picture with words. Zakk Wylde remade this song with only piano. I like that one better. The mood is somber and reflective. And it forces you to look at yourself. How amazing is that! I wish I could write like that. Music. I love music. I have this really spiritual connection to it. Especially those guitar solos that..you know, move mountains. Or even that one note that makes your soul cry. lots of music can do that for me. Could be the bluesy raspy voice of Warren Haynes from Gov't Mule/Allman Brothers. Or a lick from Santana. Maybe its one note from David Gilmoure, or

Yet Another Tragedy
There has been another school shooting here in Co. It's tragic anywhere really. It's just a huge tragedy when terrible things like this happen. It's not fair when young people die because of the evil in others. Sick fucking bastards.

Enter Your Pet!!
ok i'm doing it!!!! send me your cutest pet pic u want me to rip to enter in the LC CUTEST PET!! one pet per photo you cant enter more than one pet can not be photoshopped no blasts or sticky bulletins to get votes 1st 2nd and 3rd place wins LC gift Let's get this started!!! PLEASE REPOST begins friday at 12 am central

Which 1 Is Better?
One, two, Dustin's coming for you! Three, four, better not lock your door! Five, six, Better give me a kiss! Seven, eight, better stay up late! Nine, ten, you'll never sleep again! or the original One, two, Freddy's coming for you! Three, four, better lock your door! Five, six, grab your crucifix! Seven, eight, better stay up late! Nine, ten, you'll never sleep again!

Pit Of Love
The Love we shared was as real as the "i love you" you spoke nothing but a candyland fairytale of what we always hoped your i love you's held me close at night when i felt so alone and forgotten your kisses felt like hot apple cider on a cold winters day your hugs made me feel complete with you presed up against me then you took it all away... my world.. my life... my everything... the butterflie's i got when i saw you turned into a knot that went up to my throat. the only person who i have loved so much that i spilled tears over turned into someone i hate yet i still love you my life was you my strength was you my dreams were you you brought a sweetness to my life... you knew my weakness's, my faults, my temper. now your a knife in my back... a bullet in my heart.. bleeding i lay here... my blood spillling on your photo of us.. crying my tears of hate and sobs of love.. my breakdown this time will be my final goodbye i wish you enough.. enough love to hate en

Cleaning Up About Me Profile
Moving this here to make the profile easier to read You're a Guardian! You're known among your friends as a pillar ofstrength-- and to you that is the highestcompliment you could get from them. You spendyour life helping others by watching out forthem. Sometimes you might get taken forgranted for all you do, but if someone needsyou, they can count on you to be there. What type of person are you? (with pics) brought to you by Quizilla interpretive *~ What kind of dreamer are you? ~* brought to you by Quizilla Dark magician. You love the dark because of it'sbeauty and just the life that no-one else sees.Mysterious, calm, quiet... But that doesn'tmean you're not friendly! Please rate ^^ What kind of dark person are you? brought to you by Quizilla FROZEN QUEEN/ KING You dont want love to come through to you. You likeit the way you are. To be unreachable, no needto show feelings. Hiding everything inside you.You are already used to it. You say yourselfthat yo

What Is Your Life Path #?
Your Life Path Number is 3 Your purpose in life is to express your unique self. You are a creative and artistic person with an interesting view on life. Witty and outgoing, you enjoy sharing your crazy ideas with anyone who will listen. A total social butterfly, you're the life of any party. In love, you inspire and enchant your partner. You are often an object of fantasy and desire. While you are very talented, you sometimes lack the ambition to put your talents in play. And while your wit carries you a long way, you occasionally use it to mask your true feelings. Your natural abilities can bring you all the success in the world ... if you let themWhat Is Your Life Path Number?

The Bag
The Bag By SirWolfr1@aol.com I walked into that garage sale, That crisp November day. Mainly to calm down from a spat with my submissive, In which both of us had said more than we should say. I saw the bag tossed forgotten in a corner, It's leather old and frayed. I almost overlooked it, Till I saw upon it the D/s emblem so proudly displayed. The bag was locked with a padlock, The contents I could only guess. I asked the woman how much she wanted for it, My true interest I dared not confess. "That bag belonged to my brother" she said. As she softly wiped away a tear. "We lost him in an auto accident. It's been just over a year." "His instructions were not to sell the bag to just anyone. But only to the one who could give the proper answer to me." Confused I asked her what the question was. She said "S...S...," and I answered "C." She smiled, nodded and I wrote a check. I had no idea what it's contents might be. But the emblem alone, I thought a good sign. At home a

Jfk And The Future
I was reading a comic book called "New Frontiers" when I came across a quote attributed to JFK. I wish I could quote it all, but I returned the book and I can't find it after two seperate seraches and about three sites. I guess I give up fast. Anyways, here's the part that caught my attention. "Will we sacrifice the future for present comfort?" Thinking about this, I realized that I have been doing just that from day to day. Instead of facing my problems, which are mainly debt, and working to find work and work, I spend each day trying to be as comfortable as possible. Unfortunately, without money it is impossible to reach a good level of comfort. So, I suffer day by day, instead of suffering for a while or for a few days or hours, and living in comfort the rest of the time! Sure seems stupid when I analyze it like this! Anyways, hope y'all can get something out of this besides me being a loser ;-)

And That Damn Tire Just Swelled Right Up On Us Lol
well it's official my mom'z van sucks ass lol ....remind me next time when they say "hey u wanna go to the store and then go get cigs" to say "hell no i won't go" .............so there we are drivin down the road when we here this big poppin' sound and the van's goin everywhere ..so mom pulls over and we get out to see ...she ran over something ...probably a needle...but anywayz ...the tires no good ...so they search through the entire van and theres no jack ........donny walks down to my bf's house to call my bf and bro who were in town ...while he did that we noticed that theres no fuckin key to the lock thats holdin the tire in the thingy...donny comes back says "the boys will be here in a few mins" .....my bro doesn't even have a license and neither does my bf ...so we tell donny bout the key situation and he breaks off the lock with some pointy thingy ...and then the boys finally do get there bout 20 mins later ...and it only takes 5 mins to get from my house to where we were at .

Native American Qoutes
NATIVE AMERICAN QUOTES Current mood: blah Category: Life You always work as a group, not somebody singled out. There is no such thing as that with the Apache. We say, "I walk with you," not " I walk before you" or "I walk behind you"....You are not a leader, you are a part. -Philip Cassadore, Apache I am alone in the world. I want to live in these mountains; I do not want to go to Tularosa. That is a long way off. The bad spirits live there. I have drunk of these waters and they have cooled me. I do not want to leave here. -Cochise, Chiricahua Apache Speak, Americans...I will not lie to you; do not lie to me. -Cochise, Chiricahua Apache When Usen created the Apaches, he also gave them their homes in the West. He gave them such grain, fruits, and game as they needed to eat...and all they needed for clothing and shelter was at hand. Thus it was in the beginning; the Apaches and their homes, each created for the other. When they are taken from these homes they sicken a

Suport Them
They fight for our freedom We know that they care For they could die In their dangerous dare We give them support We give them our love They are going through things We could only dream of The blood and the pain The death and the sorrow We love them today As we will tomorrow

Dear All My Friends, From Ruthie
Hosted by Sparkle Tags HEY ITS ME RUTHIE AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY HELLO TO ALL MY FRIENDS! I TALK TO YOU ALL PERIODICALLY AND SOME MORE THAN OTHERS I REALLY HOPE THAT YOU ARE DOING WELL AND HAVING FUN. WHAT I AM ABOUT TO ASK OF YOU IS SIMPLE. CHOOSE ONE OF THREE THINGS TO DO FOR ME OR ALL THREE IF YOU REALLY LOVE ME. GO TO MY PROFILE PAGE AND CHECK IT OUT. THEN LEAVE ME A COMMENT TELLING ME WHAT YOU THINK. OR YOU CAN GO TO MY PICTURES AND COMMENT THEM OR YOU CAN REPLY TO THIS MESSAGE AND LEAVE ME A NICE NOTE. ITS A SIMPLE REQUEST BUT I'M FEELING A LITTLE OUT OF TOUCH WITH MY FRIENDS AND I AM HOPING TO RECONNECT WITH YOU. SINCE THE SCHOOL YEAR HAS STARTED AND WORK HAS FACTORED IN AS WELL I HAVE VERY LITTLE TIME TO MYSELF SO THIS IS MY MAIN COMMUNICATION ROUTE. PLEASE SPARE A FEW MIN OF YOUR TIME TO DO THIS FOR ME AND I WILL BE VERY GRATEFUL. PLEASE AND THANKS SO MUCH! ~RUTHIE~ Hosted by Sparkle Tags

Which Sex Toy Is Your Favorite?
You scored as Whip. Whip100%Butt Plug/Anal beads100%Vibrator100%Hand Cuffs.100%Your boy/girl friend100%Your own hand67%Small animals33%Catholicism33%Which sex toy is your favorite?created with QuizFarm.com

Aroma Therapy???
I’m not sure if this is a West Coast or California thing or if it is Nationwide? Anyways, I saw a tv commercial for the Bryman College. You know the one that teaches classes in dental assistant and other medical helper fields. Well, in the commercial they also are offering a “DEGREE” in Aroma Therapy. What??? Not just a half day class or even a few weeks of classes and you get a certificate. But, a degree??? Sorry maybe I am a jerk or a dummy however, a degree in scents and smells??? For the few that know me, if and when I ever get shot in the chest. Call 911 and don’t just light a candle. “He’s been shot, get me a strawberry candle stat!!!” Take me to Rampart and NOT the damn candle nook!!! And gotta ask. What would the final in this “degree” be? You have to know the difference between Blueberry and Bayberry?

Silly Game I Ran Over A Paper Clip Because That Is How I Roll.
Silly little game... Pick the month you were born in: January--i kicked February--i loved March--i did the macarena with April--i played with May--i choked on June--i murdered July--i sang to August--i had lunch with September--i danced with October--i smoked November--i yelled at December--I ran over Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------a paperclip 2-------a monster 3-------a phone 4-------a fork 5-------a gangster 6-------a mexican 7-------my cell phone 8-------my dog 9-------my best friends boyfriend 10-------my neighbor 11-------an ipod 12-------a banana 13-------chuck norris 14-------a stuffed animal 15-------a goat 16-------a pickle 17-------your mom 18-------a spoon 19-------myself 20-------a football player 21-------a ninja 22-------a fireman 23-------a noodle 24-------a squirrel 25-------a baseball bat 26-------my sister 27-------my brother 28-------my science teacher 29-----

Budweiser
The Budweiser Story (not a joke) This is TRUE! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001...Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield, California. After you finish reading this, please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events in New York, Pennsylvania, and the Pentagon. On September 11th, a Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and holler ing to show their approval and support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck, called his boss and told him of the very upsetting event! He didn't feel he could be in that store with those horrible people

Rednecks Getting Even
Subject: Rednecks Two rednecks from the hills of West Virginia were sitting around talking one afternoon. After a while the first fellow says to the second, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby,would that make us kin?" The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about that, but it sure would make us even."

Rednecks Again
This will give you a good laugh. dm NEVER CHOKE IN A SOUTHERN RESTAURANT Two hillbillies Ed and Red walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"

Godsmack Release The Demons Lyrics
What do you see in the dark when the demons come for you If only you could have seen how fucked up my life used to be then everything starts to change supposedly healing my pain I never thought I'd feel this way I never thought that I'd see a day I'd run away from anything or anywhere or anyone Its all these demons haunting me Its all these little things trapped inside of me Releasing me from all my sin Its taken me all of my anger And taken me all of my hate To learn how my life came together Releasing the demons again And now I look through my minds eye And see where my past needs to rest Its always disturbed by these voices That echo inside of my head Another way that I can hide Another reason to crawl inside and get away from everything and everywhere and everyone NO! Its all these demons haunting me Its all these little things trapped inside of me Releasing me from all my sin Its taken me all of my anger And taken me all of my hate To learn how

Godsmack Dead And Broken Lyrics
Too many things I've never spoken I'm not feeling fine I never told you what to do I never made you a promise that you could hold me to That'll be the day you see me crying Everyday, I still say you're dead and broken Everyday, I still say you're dead and broken You're dead and broken How many different faces can you show me? How many times can you be right? Another world of fantasy Another reason for dramatizing everything Taking it all in just one more time I'm dying Everyday, I still say you're dead and broken Everyday, I still say you're dead and broken You're dead and broken Sorry to see that you're underestimated lately I'd rather be dead and broken than living in your grace Everyday, I still say you're dead and broken Everyday, I still say you're dead and broken You're dead and broken You're dead and broken You're dead and broken You're dead and broken You're dead and broken You're dead and broken You're dead and broken

Too Funny
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71 .Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Godsmack I Am Lyrics
I am your spoken truth I am the lies in you I'm gonna make you shine in everything you do I am your lighted way And I'm your darkest day I'm here to help you see you can rely on me Just consider me your friend I am until the end Can I guarantee you life? I don't think I can This isn't the life for me This isn't the way I want to be And let me tell you Death will come when I'm good and ready I am your peace of mind Confusing all your time I'm running through your veins, I am your pain I thought by now you'd know I'll never let you go It's time you recognize I am the devil's eyes Just consider me your friend I am until the end Can I guarantee you life? I don't think I can This isn't the life for me This isn't the way I want to be And let me tell you Death will come when I'm good and ready This isn't the life for me This isn't the way I want to be And let me tell you Death will come when I'm good and ready Take me by my hand And let me show

Panic Attacks
To everyone out there ,that has ever had a panic attack I feel you. I had one the other night, so bad that i thought i was going to die. I thought i was going to see hell before my time, "Sheww",, lol any way, i have suffered them for years. but yet like a dumb ass i am. i thought i could go off my paxil and everything would be just fine and dandy. oh hell no it was anything but fine and dandy, your body goes numb, your heart feels like its going to pound out of your chest, you feel like a 400lb person is sitting on your chest, but yet u cant tell them to get off. and yea, you perspire like a mother fucker, which is so grand. i mean i am happy to be alive. but dam. i hate panic attacks.. so to all that have never had one.. be proud that u don't have them, your lucky.. wild spirit

Godsmack Serenity Lyrics
As I sit here and slowly close my eyes I take another deep breath And feel the wind pass through my body I'm the one in your soul Reflecting inner light Protect the ones who hold you Cradling your inner child I need serenity In a place where I can hide I need serenity Nothing changes, days go by Where do we go when we just don't know And how do we relight the flame when it's cold Why do we dream when our thoughts mean nothing And when will we learn to control Tragic visions slowly stole my life Tore away everything Cheating me out of my time I'm the one who loves you No matter wrong or right And every day I hold you I hold you with my inner child I need serenity In a place where I can hide I need serenity Nothing changes, days go by Where do we go when we just don't know And how do we relight the flame when it's cold Why do we dream when our thoughts mean nothing And when will we learn to control Where do we go when we just don't know And how

Poetry.
Something I don't understand How do you lie when the truth is so close at hand Lie to my face Lie to my mouth Lie to my eyes Lie to my reason Where's your logic Where's your truth Where's the fucking truth I see the lieing eyes The Cheating heart The fruitless secrets Not leading you anywhere but alone Sit down Shut up Fuck off I'm going to beat you Break you down Get you up, Out of this rutt Let you know what you've been doing wrong Oh so much wrong Make me cry Made me cry I wake up to your screams Of Horror in the middle of the night You know what you've done Lie some more You'll be on your own No more of this You can burry your own shit Look me in the eyes tell me you don't have your own skeletons You locked me up Threw away the key Did all the things you said you'd never do Pushed me down Crushed my dreams LIED TO MY FACE How dare you lie to me That above all hurts the most The Lie The Deception The betrayal The hurt It's lies

Old People
- So, old people... Uh I don't have anything against you looking at my page. Read my blogs, look at my pictures enjoy or whatever. However, It makes me feel really wierd when you comment on pictures in the middle folder. Feel free to leave anytype of comment you want on my drawings, or the pictures in my default file, or on any of my blogs. But if you really like me, and enjoy my page, Please don't make me feel uncomfortable by leaving comments on the pics in the " I'm losing my mind anyway" file. There's plenty of other things to entertain you and to comment on without commenting on my ass. What is old? Well, For sure, if you are 10years older than I am, you are old in my book. I REALLY DO HATE to be sexist, but this applys especially for old males. If you are male, and you are over 26, It makes me feel especially uncomfortable. If you enjoy my page, please do me a favor and grant me that courtasy.- All other people, please comment on whatever you want to. Yah, I recently had

This N That
Hello Blog readers... This is my first LC blog and I have nothing to say! lol Well ok so thats not entirely true of me... like, not ever. I always have something to say about something or someone. But, I digress. I may copy some of my myspace blogs over here just so the two are in sync.. hmm not sure, guess I'll have to think about that. Wonder if I can embed music in my blogs...anyone know? Think that would be cool to have the blog and some appropriate 'theme music' to have playing in the background. Anywho..hope all my LC pals and my Yahoo pals have had a great hump day and All my Friends have sweet dreams. ~Chickie

What All Guy's Should Do!!!
GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN. LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER. LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. MESS WITH HER HAIR. JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS Y0U D0. F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS. WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER. LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS. GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER KISS HER F0REHEAD. GIVE HER THE W0RLD. WRITE HER LETTERS. LET HER WEAR Y0UR CL0THES. WHEN SHES SAD, HANG 0UT WITH HER. LET HER KN0W SHE'S IMP0RTANT. LET HER TAKE ALL THE PH0T0S 0F Y0U SHE WANTS. KISS HER

My Fanfiction.
This is my Fan Fiction story called, "Turn Over." I wrote this a while back as a joke with my friend, but I liked it so much, and so did she, so I posted it on some fanfic sites. My fics basicly consist of Harry Potter, so if you don't like HP, you probably won't like it. But read it and see what you think. I'm going to post two stories, this being the first and it's pretty "racey" I guess you could say... or you could call it down right S-M-U-T, because that's what I like to call it. LMAO Anyways, I hope you enjoy... Turn Over CRASH! I woke in my bed with a start but didn’t move, I couldn’t. I had just heard a loud noise in my living room. Thoughts were going through my head such as, “Why the hell aren’t you moving?! You need to get your ass up and defend yourself!” Even though these words were going through me I couldn’t get up. It didn’t matter anyways, I was already hearing footsteps coming closer to me. Finally they stopped right outside my door. I still couldn’t move so all

Real Notes From People
These are REAL notes written by PARENTS in a Tennessee school district. (Spellings have been left intact.) 1-- MY SON IS UNDER A DOCTOR'S CARE AND SHOULD NOT TAKE PE TODAY. PLEASE EXECUTE HIM. 2-- PLEASE EXKUCE LISA FOR BEING ABSENT SHE WAS SICK AND I HAD HER SHOT 3-- DEAR SCHOOL: PLEASE ECSC's JOHN BEING ABSENT ON JAN 28, 29, 30, 31,32 AND ALSO 33. 4-- PLEASE EXCUSE GLORIA FROM JIM TODAY. SHE IS ADMINISTRATING. 5-- PLEASE EXCUSE ROLAND FROM P.E. FOR A FEW DAYS. YESTERDAY HE FELL OUT OF A TREE AND MISPLACED HIS HIP. 6-- JOHN HAS BEEN ABSENT BECAUSE HE HAD TWO TEETH TAKEN OUT OF HIS FACE. 7-- CARLOS WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL. HE WAS HURT IN THE GROWING PART. 8-- MEGAN COULD NOT COME TO SCHOOL TODAY BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN BOTHERED BY VERY CLOSE VEINS. 9-- CHRIS WILL NOT BE IN SCHOOL CUS HE HAS AN ACRE IN HIS SIDE. 10-- PLEASE EXCUSE RAY FRIDAY FROM SCHOOL HE HAS VERY LOOSE VOWELS. 11-- PLEASE EXCUSE PEDRO FROM BEING ABSE

My New Poem I Wrote...
HAPPINESS: Being Delusional About Reality OPTIMISM: Being in Denial about The Truth of Reality ANGER: Just Finding out the Truth of Reality SADNESS: When You Start To Come To Terms With the Truth of Reality PESSIMISTIC: On Your Journey to Knowing the Truth Of Reality DEPRESSION: Knowing the Truth of Reality SUICIDE:… The Ultimate Epiphany…

Dear Terrorists, From A U.s. Navy Pilot
Dear Terrorists, I am a Navy Aviator. I was born and raised in a small town in New England. I come from a family of five. I was raised in a middle class home and taught my values by my mother and father. My dad worked a series of jobs in finance and my mom took care of us kids. We were not an overly religious family but attended church most Sundays. It was a nice small Episcopal Church. I have a brother and Sister and I am the youngest in my family. I was the first in many generations to attend college. I have flown Naval aircraft for 16 years. For me the flying was never a lifelong dream or a "calling," it just happened. I needed a job and I liked the challenge. I continue to do it today because I feel it is important to give back to a nation which has given so much to me. I do it because, although I will never be rich, my family will be comfortable. I do it because many of my friends have left for the airlines and someone has to do it. My government has spent million

Joggin
Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua. But on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow. "Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb. "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton. This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back,"Five dollars!" One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more appre

Restroom Signs And Funnies
RESTROOM SIGNS Friends don't let friends take home ugly men Women's restroom Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. Men's Room Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry. Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ Make love, not war. -Hell, do both GET MARRIED! Women's restroom The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. Revolution Books New York , New York . If pro is opposite of con, t

Me
there you go. me. i am a man, albeit a short man. always told that i am not the "typical guy" society has seemed to create, i nevr believe it yet strive to be a better man. somehow it opens my eyes to the piggishness of male society, something i despise. It is impossible for me to fully embrace the sleazebag personality of a typical guy. i always say i was born into the wrong century but realize guys have always been assholes. im not saying im perfect, but most of the time i come pretty damn close as far as treating people (especially women) goes. but no matter how well i treat a woman, it always ends up being the typical guy that gets the girl. yes i am a single guy. yes it bothers me. im not changing into the typical guy, but i am no longer enjoying the thrill of "the hunt". after years of unsuccessfully wooing young ladies that had caught my interest and watching some asshole get them, and then listen to them bitch about how guys are horrible and suck, i just luagh. its like socie

Me And Pregnancy
well, i just found out that i have been having contractions since i have been 31 and a half week pregnant (just before 8 months). but get this, i dont get them when im sleeping or when i am sitting down, but i get them when i am working and when i go for a walk or shopping at walmart. which i thought walking when your pregnant is good for you. cuz it makes for an easier labor. i guess i am gonna have one hell of a labor cuz i cant walk without being in pain. oh, i also get to have an ultrasound every other week, i get to have doctor appointments every week, and i also get to have an NST every appointment (thats the belly band thingy that montors the heart beat and if i have any contractions). i feel like this aint no normal pregnancy. but my doctor says that i am doing quite well and it seems like baby is just fine too. all i can do is hope and pray for a healthy baby. cuz its hard on me. my last two werent this bad. but i dont know about this one. if you got any advice ill take it. i

Success
One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before. Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he climbed into the layer of clouds, and saw this rather large, homely woman lying here on a cloud. She spoke, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry figured success had to be better than this, so he continued climbing. He came upon another level of clouds, and found a thinner, cuter woman than before. She also spoke, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry saw that his luck was changing and so continued his climb. On another level of clouds, he found a rather attractive woman with not so bad of a figure. She stated, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry really liked his advantage now! He climbed quickly and deftly, and sure enough, on the next level, he found a gorgeous, lithe, well-endowed woman lying seductively on the cloud. "Take

Old People - Very Touching.......
Old People - Very Touching ...... This will warm your heart. Just when you have lost faith in human kindness. Someone who teaches at a middle school in Safety Harbor, Florida, forwarded the following letter. The letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing t o say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today. Dear Safety Harbor Middle School: God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Safety Harbor Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and it's nice to know that someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio, but before I received one, she would never let me listen t

A Quiz
You scored as Archangel. You are the most powerful in the realm of good. You are the highest rank of angel, understanding and loving no matter what! You are responsible, reliable, and have good judgement.Archangel79%Guardian Angel77%The Angel of Death73%Archetype56%Fallen Angel50%The Anti-Heroine42%Demoness23%Archdemoness11%Are you an Angel or a Demoness? (anime pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Obsession
What shame it is To long for a touch that might never be felt a gaze which may never be shared breaths that might never mingle from lovers about to kiss what time is wasted on such thoughts wondering what unspoken words were never uttered dreaming about the passionate embraces that could have been but how irresistible such daydreams can be the passion dreams the hopes the haunted wonderings what could have been if.

Something New, Come Check It Out.
Hey everyone, this is a new spot out there for all the people. Trying to reach out to more than just the people of the USA. Its gonna take a minute to get things rolling, but hey I know we can get this party started and bring the european ladies and males to the spot and make it one of the hot spots on LC. Lets bridge the gap between the US and Europe.

The Nobodies
Artist: Marilyn Manson Album: Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death) Title: The Nobodies Today I'm dirty I want to to be pretty Tomorrow I know, I'm just dirt Today I'm dirty I want to to be pretty Tomorrow I know, I'm just dirt We are the nobodies Wanna be somebodies We're dead, we know just who we are We are the nobodies Wanna be somebodies We're dead, we know just who we are Yesterday I was dirty Wanted to be pretty I know now that I'm forever dirt Yesterday I was dirty Wanted to be pretty I know now that I'm forever dirt We are the nobodies Wanna be somebodies We're dead, we know just who we are We are the nobodies Wanna be somebodies We're dead, we know just who we are Some children died the other day We feed machines and then we pray Look up and down mortified You should have seen the ratings that day Some children died the other day We feed machines and then we pray Look up and down mortified You should have seen the rati

And The Winner Is!!
Dear all you lost cherry readers!! Well today has been truely long!! My time its 124am I just got in about 20 mins or sooo ago... I started my day at 530 am yesterday morning... I had to babysit at 7 to 430 and from there was to the CUBS game in Chicago.... It was a great game the won 3-2!!! Goooooooooo Cubs.. It was my frist game and it was great!!! I know that there great.. I even got dusty baker autograph!! That was cool I got to meet the Manager of the Cubs!! I was like Yes... The only thing that sucks was I lost my lighter.. But over all it was sooooooo great.. Take care out there in Cherry land.. Thanks for taking the time to read.. Jeannie

Poet
When your life is crashing down I am here WHen you have the death of uncertainty I am here When you think you love me I am here When you have no one else I am here I am the poet of your dreams I am the one who will not make you scream When you are tired but cant sleep I am the friend you dream WHen you have been raped or tortured I am the one you weep When life has torn you apart I have been a part One who has lost One who has felt the winter frost One who laid her in the ground One who will place the flowers on the mound I am the poet who has felt your fears I am the poet who holds you dear

A Gothic Romance
Death, spirit me away My anguished soul doth strain On taut and twisted reins Yet, insatiate I still remain Like a proud, unfalled star That dares thee from afar To calm my thund'rous heart Else, rend it's knots apart So I may never sing Of jewelled skies o'er my strings And love, a wanton thing Can plunge on burnt, black wings To hang amid the thorns In scarlet, like velvet worn About the clouded moon Who wanes in solitude.... I am alone Thirsting for the dark That lurks beneath marbled stone What black witchcraft Shalt prise thee from thy dreams And what perverse world-strategy Will wend it's way with thee from sleep? 'Rouse my disease And with cadent naked dance I shalt teach Thee wisdom of darkness From earth and red sea Lightbearing Samael Coalesce with me....' Twilight Through pagan city gates Bred shadows play like twining snake By candlelight Thanateros rites Death seduced and chaos wakes.... Obsession grips, blindragon fever In t

Letters I Rrecieved From Death Row Inmates.
David Gore and his cousin Fred Waterfield raped and murdered several young women in Florida in the early 1980s.Some of the remains were fed to alligators.David Gore also claims to have cannibalized some of the victims.Waterfield recieved two life sentences and Gore was sentenced to death.http://www.skcentral.com/gore.htmlhttp://www.mansonfamilypicnic.com/gore2.htm "My Aim Was Pretty Good"-Frank SpisakIn 1982 , a transexual Nazi sympathizer named Frank Spisak shot three people( killing two and wounding one)on the campus of Cleaveland State University.He has been on death row since 1983.http://www.skcentral.com/spisak.html

Best Friend
This is for you, my best friend, the one person i can tell my soul too Who can relate to me like no other Who I can laugh with to no extents, Who I can cry too when times are tough, Who can help me with the problems of my life. Never have you turned your back on me Or told me I wasnt good enough Or let me down I don't think you know what that means to me You have went through so much pain and you still have time For me. And I love you for listening even when inside YOU are dying And I look up too you because you are strong, and caring and beautiful. Even though you don't think you are. And I hope you know that I am always here To listen to you laugh and cry and help In all the ways that i can And I will try to be at least half the friend you are To me. I hope you know I would not be the person I am today, with out you. My best friend. You're never alone, I'm always near, When your troubled, down or blue. All you have to do is

Can't Help Myself
I can’t help myself, But wonder if I’m still someone special to you. Wanting to see us together, Forgetting the bad things that happen. Wishing you’ll come back one day. Maybe you’ll never come back, But still I’m waiting. Every night I hold my pillow tight, Thinking if you’ll come back tonight. Was I awake or dreaming, I open my eyes and your holding me close to you, Telling me you love me. Did you know there’s something about you I can’t get over with, It’s your loveness, kindness, and care I told myself to never cry for you, But when I knew your never going to return, It’s hard for me to hold my tears back. You move on with life, And I know I well one day too, But its going to take me time to get my mind off you, Because you are my hearts true love.

Regret
One day I hope she'll make you cry One day i pray she'll hurt you inside but i'm won't be there to know I'm not the one you turn to hold One day you'll remember us and regret One day when you turn back i'll be sure to reject but i'm not the one to be blamed you shouldn't of came back and brought me more pain One day you'll get on your knees and plead And that day i'll act as if I don't see for you had shut the doors once on me and left me here feeling stupidity One day you'll lose your mind from crying One day you'll find yourself just dying And on that day i'll turn to you and say "baby i told you ONE DAY"

Hurts
LOVE HURTS WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE AND THEY DONT LOVE YOU BACK. BUT WHAT IS MORE PAINFUL IS TO LOVE SOMEONE AND NEVER FIND THE COURAGE TO LET THAT PERSON KNOW. IT’S TRUE THAT PEOPLE DONT KNOW WHAT’S BEST THAT THEY GOT UNTIL’ THEY LOSE IT BUT IT’S ALSO TRUE THAT WE DONT KNOW WHAT WE’VE BEEN MISSING UNTIL’ IT ARRIVES.THE BEST KIND OF FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO WHO SIT ON THE SWING WITH WITHOUT SAYING A WORD AND YOU WALK AWAY FEELING IT WAS THE BEST CONVERSATION EVER. AND A TRUE KIND OF FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO WILL NOT JUMP OFF A BRIDGE WITH YOU BUT WILL BE WAITING DOWN THERE TO CATCH YOU. PUT YOUR SELVES IN OTHERS SHOES AND IF THEY HURT YOU MAYBE IT HURTS THEM TOO. IT TAKES 1 MINUTE TO LIKE SOMEONE, AND HOUR TO LIKE SOMEONE, A DAY TO LOVE SOMEONE, BUT IT TAKES A LIFE TIME TO FORGET SOMEONE. DON’T GO FOR LOOKS BECAUSE THEY CAN DECIEVE. DONT GO FORWEALTH EVEN THAT FADES AWAY. GO FOR SOMEONE WHO MAKES YOU SMILE. HOPE YOU FIND THAT PERSON WHO MAKES YOU SMILE. NO MATTER WHAT PEOPLE SAY TO HURT YOU ANY

Me To A T
BITCHOLOGY When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me a bitch , so be

Old Time Friendz
OLD TiMe FriEndZ I found u ::sigh:: Wondering where u disappeared off too ::silent cry:: At a lost for words for the joy i feel inside We was crazy close..attached side by side And then a day went by without a sound from C. GunN Not talking to you was like daylight without the SuN Now the past is behind us an unalterable road But the future awaits us..a story untold Dedicated to a CerTain SomEone U knO who U iZ..MuahZ

Girls Beware!
I am so glad that we have the power to block and be blocked. It at least gives us the knowledge that we do not have to be subjected to things that are not to our standards. I just want all the girls who do read these to know that there is a way to stop people and their comments. Delete and Block. And if they havent been on your friends list to begin with just block. At least with blocking those that are making this site a place that you don't like to come to for fear of what they have said or put next....you are putting yourself in control of the situation. In the long run making this a better place for you to associate, and to find the true friends that are here, just hidden by all the rude and obnoxious ones. Keep your site safe and enjoy the fun that it can attain.

I Need To Fuck
I need to Fuck Current mood: IntelliGent Thoughts...Images Blurred Frustration Arises I need a good FUCK Screw my mental Show me how the verb SEX really works Superfluous naked thoughts flood my mind Erotic adverbs ExpeditiouSly appear Make me SCREAM the noun that is YOU Punctuate the SEX-tence with an Exclamation Ripples of Pleasurable Orgasmic Ideaz race thruout my body Thoughts pour down past my Brow Must have .... AIR .... soo Stertorous That was a Transcendent Mind FUCK.... imma provide the definitions fo some of ya'll who may not know.. Superfluous: excessive Expeditiously: Fastly Stertorous: Breathless Transcendent: Great Now ya'll probably thinking why in the hell did she use these big ass words...Jus wanna show u that sometimes u should please ya mind..And SCREW IT sometimes....LMAO

Scorpio
>>>SCORPIOEXTREMELY sexy. >Intelligent. >Energetic. >Predict future. >Most erotic. >(Freak in bed.) >(GREAT kisser.) >Always get what they want. >Sexy. >Attractive. >Easy going. >Loves being in long relationships. >Talkative. >The sexiest ever.... >Romantic. >Caring.

Alot Of Stuff
ive not been on here for a while work and cars and people have kept me from relaxing and being me but ive realized that nothing is worth stressing urself out 24/7 money nor "popluarity" so im back ive picked up a new project a 93 jeep cherokee and i am sellin my baby 86 mustang t-top i dont have much to write about but ill think of something at a later time

A Bit Of Me
Hmm well as you might have guessed Im from Scotland and yes I do wear a kilt (check piccys)and no I dont wear anything under it Im warm enough down there and free movement is a blessing.Im a Pict Pagan and not a celt as some might think there is a differance you know.Mad as a hatter and living in Oslo Norway,working for Hard Rock Cafe oslo as a trainer and supervisor.Catch you lot later. Be Well

Things I've Learned.... Mark I
you learn things in iraq. some surprise you, some don't. here's some of mine: -when someone blows up a dam, there's a water shortage. this effects everyone. -you can buy anything with american money. and it doesn't matter how much you use. hand a kid a dollar and ask for grapes. you won't be hungry for grapes. -the locals believe clothing their children is optional. which is understandable. the kids don't seem to mind and hey, full body tan. -you tend to take things for granted. like toilets. at least my portajon is close to my room. -mortars can land anywhere. due to man made launchers and the law of gravity. -direct gunfire isn't as scary as one would think. turns out bad guys see very poorly in the dark, and usually don't aim anyway. -the need to run is over rated. honestly. i'm fat on the inside. -they say the army is more efficient that private contractors. i say we're just cheaper to pay. -pre-mob training is useless. even if the instructors know what t

Fuck You Blind
I'm not the trash you think i am talking trailor park Come to my mansion bitch and watch me stick it after dark I'll take you higher, higher I'll take you lower, slower I'll make you talk that talk and walk that walk hoe I'll fuck u blind bitch I'll fuck u blind bitch I'll fuck u blind till you just can't see no more I see you checkin out my car and my residence Your hell bound and I see your gettin whiskey bent I been around and I know what you meant You don't wanna fuck me you wanna fuck some dead president I'll fuck u blind bitch I'll fuck u blind bitch I'll fuck u blind till you just can't see no more I'll fuck u blind bitch I'll fuck u blind bitch I'll fuck u blind till you just can't see no more I'm super fly bitch I'm not that guy bitch I'll fuck you blind leave you face down in the ditch Thought you'd get rich straight fuckin with the player I'm the pimp of the nation yeah the pussy surveyor hey I'll fuck u blind bitch I'll fuck u blind bitch I'll fuck

A Girl
i am a girl that will love you for who you are, i am a girl who will want to fix your fav meal to see you smile, i am a girl who will want to do the things you want to do and enjoy it, i am a girl who would hold you just to keep you close, i am a girl who will tickle you just to hear you laugh, i am a girl that likes to shop for you when i go shoppin, i am a girl who doesnt care how much money you have or what car you drive, i am a girl tha thinks your hott even when your all hot and sweaty, i am a girl that does not want gifts just the love and respect in return, i am a girl that would call you in the morning just to say "have a great day" i am a girl that would bring you your lunch when your too busy to get your won, i am a girl that doesnt care what other people think of you, i am a girl that will always trust you until that trust is violated, i am a girl who wants to be loved the same in return.

3rd Lession In Slotmachine Secrits
Dear lc readers, It is every slot players dream to hit one of the big progressive slots. Wouldn't it be great! What are the odds that you will be so fortunate? Much better than those for winning the million-dollar lottery. Chances are slim, but if you don't play, you have no chance at all. Huge jackpots are won all the time. Who knows, the next lucky player might be you. I wouldn't chase a progressive slot jackpot by betting house and home, but there is nothing wrong in going after that big prize with a portion of your gambling money now and then. There are many varieties of progressive slot machines. Knowing which is which will help you pick the one that's most advantageous to play. Be sure to check around. All land-based casinos, and most online casinos, feature several types of progressive slots. Individual Progressives An individual progressive slot machine is self-contained; it does not receive from or contribute to another machine's jackpot. Linked

Survey Says....u Tell Me
HY=Hell Yes HN= Hell No Y = Yes N = No M = Maybe Would You? [_] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [_] Slap Me? [_] Kiss Me? [_] Let Me Kiss You? [_] Watch A Movie With Me? [_] Take Me Out To Dinner? [_] Hate Me? [_] Let Me Come Over? [_] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? [_] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [_] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [_] Tickle Me? [_] Let Me Tickle You? [_] Stick Up For Me Uf I Was Being Put Down? [_] Instant Message Me? [_] Greet Me In Public? [_] Hang Out With Me? [_] Bring Me Around Your Friends? [_] Ask Me Out? Do You... [_] Think I'm Cute? [_] Want To Kiss Me? [_] Want To Cuddle With Me? [_] Want To Hook Up With Me? Am I... [_] Smart? [_] Cute? [_] Funny? [_] Cool? [_] Loveable? [_] Adorable? [_] Great To Be With? [_] Attractive? [_] Mean? Have You Ever... [_] Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [_] Found Yourself Wanting A Kiss From Me? [_] Wished I Were

A Broken Promise
hang up the phone with a sigh, Again there are those tears that I cry. I have heard it all before, Heard the promises ring as you walked out the door. You promised me many things, Like happiness and flights on butterfly wings. Somewhere those promises died, Again I am left with tears to cry. Broken Promises and broken dreams, That's the way it always is, it seems. How can I hold on to the magic happiness, And the memories of your touch? Life is full of pain and empty scenes, Life is filled with broken dreams. Life is sometimes living alone, And that's what my life is now that you're gone. Broken Promises and broken dreams, That's the way it always is, it seems. How can I hold on to the magic happiness, And the memories of your touch? I turn to you with a smile, Knowing that deep inside that the love will stay, As you walk that last mile. Remember the broken promises you threw this way. Broken Promises and broken dreams, That's the way it always is,

If We Had Sex.... 20 Questions
If We Had Sex.... 20 Questions (Reply in a private email...or you can make it public so everybody can read it...(not recommended)) ================================================ 1. Would you mind me being in control first? 2. Would you smack my ass? (LOL) 3. Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear? 4. Would you like me to go down on you? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you go down on me? 7. Would you lick me like a lollipop or suck me til I explode? 8. How many rounds would we go? 9. What would you wanna do afterwards? 10. Spit, Swallow or elsewhere on you like your face or boobs (name it)? 11. Would you lick and bite me all over? 12. Would you like long 4play or get straight to the point? 13. Would you take ur time if I told you to? 14. Would u fall asleep next to me when we were done? 15. Would u want me to go hard and fast or slow and easy? 16. Where would u wanna "do it" at?

What Is A Slave?
Slave is a term often used in BDSM to connote a specific form of submissive. Such a person could also be a masochist or bottom, but this is not always the case. Connotatively it refers to very involved domination and submission (commonly abbreviated as D/s) relationships; a person who has surrendered their personal property and freedoms to another, who has become the property or chattel of their owner(s). This term is widely used, as it has a certain self-affirming weight. Some users feel the difference between submissive and slave is the degree of submission. However, many who are involved in Master/slave relationships see the difference as one in kind, not in degree. In particular, some slaves are not submissive, but simply choose to surrender their will to that of another and obey. It should be noted that the relationship is entered on a strictly consensual basis, and no legal ownership is involved. Various forms of symbolism are used to affirm the relationship, such as wea

The Meaning Of Bdsm
BDSM is a term which describes a number of related patterns of human sexual behavior. The major subgroupings are described in the abbreviation "BDSM" itself: Bondage & Discipline (B&D) Bondage-In the context of BDSM, bondage involves people being tied up or otherwise restrained for pleasure. Bondage is usually, but not always, a sexual practice. The paraphilia of being sexually aroused by bondage is sometimes known as vincilagnia Discipline-The use of rules and punishment to control overt behaviour. Punishment can be pain caused physically (such as caning), humiliation caused physically (such as a public flagellation) or loss of freedom caused physically (such as chaining the controlee to the foot of a bed, for snoring). Note the issue of legal consent which may or may not represent a defence to criminal liability for any injuries caused. Bondage when used as a punishment is still bondage, but because it is overtly being done in response to a 'rule' being broken, i

All About Me
Hey I'm new here so its going to take a awhile to get used to everything, Heres a little about me I'm happily married to my wonderful husband this year is out tenth year wedding annivesary!! I'm so excited, I have 2 great kids and 2 crazy dogs, My likes are scarey movies, taking pictures, long walks, being with my family and friends and just enjoying life. My dislikes are dirty dishes, rude people, and bills lol. I'm pretty laid back and happy go lucky most of the time but I do have a temper :)

Submissive
In human sexual behavior, a submissive is one who enjoys having any of a variety of BDSM practices performed upon them by a "Dominant"; or one who holds a submissive position within a relationship based upon dominance and submission (Ds or D/s). This enjoyment can spring from a simple desire for submission or an enjoyment of the interplay of wills involved in such a scenario. A submissive is also referred to as a 'sub', where the dominant in a D/s relationship is the 'Dom.' The main difference between a submissive and a bottom is that the submissive ostensibly does not give instructions, although s/he does set limits on what the Dominant can do. There are also indications that submissives substantially outnumber Dominants[citation needed], in both males and females. Professional Dominants provide stimulatory services (which may or may not include sex) for those unable to find a compatible partner for this activity. In many BDSM communities, there is a distinction between a sub

Oconut Crab And Shrimp Salad Recipe
his fresh, colorful seafood salad also makes a terrific appetizer. For a spicier dish, add the jalapeño pepper seeds or use two peppers. RECIPE INGREDIENTS Cooking spray 1/2 pound medium shrimp, peeled and deveined 1/2 teaspoon salt, divided 1 cup fresh or frozen corn kernels, thawed (about 2 ears) 1/3 cup onion, finely chopped 1/3 cup fresh cilantro, chopped 1/3 cup avocado, diced and peeled 1/2 pound lump crabmeat, drained and shell pieces removed 1 jalapeño pepper, seeded and chopped 3 tablespoons fresh lemon juice 2 teaspoons extravirgin olive oil 6 cups torn Boston lettuce (about 3 small heads) 1/4 cup flaked sweetened coconut, toasted RECIPE METHOD Heat a medium nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Coat pan with cooking spray. Add shrimp and 1/4 teaspoon salt; cook 4 minutes or until shrimp are done, turning once. Remove from the pan. Coarsely chop shrimp. Combine corn and the next 5 ingredients (through jalapeño) in a medium bowl. Gently stir in the s

Speedy Chicken And Cheese Enchiladas Recipe
Rotisserie chicken and prechopped vegetables make this a quick casserole. RECIPE INGREDIENTS Cooking spray 1 cup white onion, prechopped 1 cup bell pepper, prechopped One (10 ounce) can enchilada sauce (such as Old El Paso) 2 cups chopped skinless, boneless rotisserie chicken breast (about 8 ounces) 1 cup (4 ounces) preshredded, reduced-fat Mexican blend cheese, divided 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin 8 (6 inch) corn tortillas 1/4 cup fat-free sour cream 1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro RECIPE METHOD Preheat broiler. Heat a large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Coat pan with cooking spray. Add onion and pepper; sauté 2 minutes or until crisp-tender. Add enchilada sauce; bring to a boil. Cover, reduce heat, and simmer 5 minutes. Combine chicken, 3/4 cup of cheese, and cumin, tossing well. Wrap tortillas in paper towels; microwave at high 30 seconds or until warm. Spoon 1/4 cup chicken mixture in center of each tortilla; roll up. Place tortillas, seam sides do

Tacos Al Carbón Recipe
RECIPE INGREDIENTS Cooking spray 1 1/2 cups red bell pepper, thinly sliced (about 1 medium) 1 1/2 cups onion, thinly sliced (about 1 medium) One (1 pound) flank steak, trimmed and thinly sliced 1 tablespoon chili powder 1 tablespoon fresh lime juice 2 1/2 teaspoons olive oil 3/4 teaspoon salt 8 garlic cloves, minced 8 (6-inch) corn tortillas 3 tablespoons fresh cilantro, chopped 6 tablespoons fat-free sour cream RECIPE METHOD Heat a grill pan over medium-high heat. Coat pan with cooking spray. Add bell pepper to pan, and cook 4 minutes. Add onion to pan, and sauté 10 minutes or until vegetables are tender. Place pepper mixture in a large bowl; cover and keep warm. Add beef to pan; cook 7 minutes or until desired degree of doneness. Add to pepper mixture. Add chili powder, juice, oil, salt, and garlic to bowl; toss to coat. Heat tortillas according to package directions. Spoon steak mixture evenly over 8 tortillas. Top each taco with about 1 teaspoon cilantro a

Breakfast Tacos Recipe
These breakfast tacos are the perfect way to start a busy weekend. Prepare all ingredients and invite family and friends to a fix-your-own taco feast. This will get your weekend off to a great start! RECIPE INGREDIENTS 6 ounces breakfast sausage 1 (16-oz.) can Ortega Refried Beans 1 tablespoon butter or margarine 8 eggs, lightly beaten 12 Ortega Taco Shells, warmed 2 cups mild cheddar cheese 2 cups chopped tomato 2 cups chopped green bell pepper 2 cups Ortega Thick & Chunky Salsa RECIPE METHOD Brown sausage in a large skillet until no longer pink; drain. Stir in beans; heat for 3 to 4 minutes. Remove from skillet; keep warm. Melt butter in a medium skillet over medium heat. Add eggs; cook, stirring constantly, for 3 to 4 minutes or until eggs are of desired consistency. Fill taco shells with sausage mixture and egg mixture. Top with cheese, tomato, bell pepper and salsa.

Huevos Rancheros Recipe
n El Paso, Texas, it's easy to buy fresh tortillas so toasting them isn't necessary. If you can't find fresh tortillas, heat them in the skillet as directed. The cheese has been slightly reduced and egg whites replace some whole eggs; the rest of the recipe is straight from El Paso. RECIPE INGREDIENTS For Sauce: 1 teaspoon vegetable oil 1 medium onion, coarsely chopped 2 large garlic cloves, minced 1 jalapeno pepper, seeded, minced 1 tablespoon minced fresh cilantro 1 teaspoon pure chili powder One 10-ounce can enchilada sauce One 8-ounce can tomato sauce 1 teaspoon oregano, preferably Mexican For Tortillas: 4 corn tortillas Vegetable oil spray For Beans: 1 cup canned low-fat refried beans 1 cup loosely packed grated Monterey Jack cheese (2 ounces) For Eggs: 4 large eggs, lightly beaten 4 large egg whites 1/4 cup prepared salsa 1 teaspoon unsalted butter RECIPE METHOD FOR SAUCE: Preheat the broiler. Heat the oil in a large nonstick skillet. Add the o

Tortilla Scramble With Salsa Recipe
A scramble for a crowd or breakfast for the family. Farm-fresh eggs, broken tortilla chips and shredded cheese all work together in this robust dish good for serving any time of the day or night. Enhance the meal with Ortega refried beans, fresh fruit and Perrier water. RECIPE INGREDIENTS 2 tablespoons butter or margarine 10 large eggs 1/2 cup Nestlé Carnation Evaporated Milk 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin 2 cups coarsely broken tortilla chips 1 cup shredded cheddar cheese 2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro, optional 1 cup Ortega Salsa Prima - Homestyle, warmed RECIPE METHOD Melt butter in large skillet. Beat eggs, evaporated milk and cumin in large bowl; pour into skillet. Cook, stirring frequently, until eggs start to set. Sprinkle egg mixture with chips and cheese; cook, stirring frequently, until eggs are cooked through. Sprinkle with cilantro; serve with salsa. Season with salt and ground black pepper.

Spicy Black Bean Tostadas With Eggs And Salsa Recipe
Brunch should be as much about enjoying your company as enjoying your food. For this dish, you can prepare everything ahead of time except a panful of eggs and some lightly crisped tortillas. Just set out the tortillas, beans, and eggs with bowls of fresh salsa, Monterey Jack cheese, guacamole, and sour cream, and let everyone build their own tostada. RECIPE INGREDIENTS 2 cups dried black beans (4 cups cooked) 2 cups reserved bean stock 2 tablespoons vegetable oil plus extra for frying 1 tablespoon ground cumin 1 tablespoon ground coriander 1/8-1/4 teaspoon ground red pepper 1 clove garlic, minced 1 medium onion, finely chopped 1 green bell pepper, finely chopped 2 tablespoons tomato paste 1/4 cup chopped cilantro salt, to taste eight 6-inch corn tortillas 8 eggs, fried, or 1 dozen eggs, scrambled Monterey jack cheese Fresh Tomato Salsa, 1 recipe RECIPE METHOD Sort through, rinse, soak, and cook the beans by your preferred. Drain, reserving 2 cups of the stock.

What Kind Of Vampire Would You Be?
You scored as Armand. Your the mysterious type only those close to you know the truth about who you really areArmand100%Marius100%Blade100%Dracula100%Lestat92%Deacon Frost83%Akasha75%Spike67%Louis58%Angel50%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com

A Little More About Me
Well the first part i told you all what i like and dislike right well here is more about me.. hmmm lets see, ok here we go, things I like to eat, I am too pickie at food and their are some things I do like and I do dislike.. I love to make a scrap book of a Celebrity or Celebrities, but try to do it on my own time.. I like to read romance books (Because of this my sister Amber got me into the books so be thanking her lol) I do like to play a playstation my brothers when he comes over.. I love to watch movies.. There are so many kinds of movies I can't put them on here on this blog but someday I will try to put it on the blogs so you all would know me better in time.. I love to post lyrics of different artist and mostly I do like different kind of music as you all know that.. I like to watch tv sometimes if there is a really good show coming on or movie.. What I do don't like is that people making fun of other people like me or my online family I think that is really

A Loved Ones Love.......
There are times when only a lovers love can understand our tears, Can soothe our disappointments And calm all of our fears. There are tines when only a lovers love can share the joy we feel When something we've dreamed about Quite suddenly is real. There are times when only a lovers faith can help us on life's way And inspire us the confidence We need from day to day. For a lovers heart and a lovers faith anda lovers steadfast love Were fashioned by the Angles And sent from heaven above. xxx

Just A Poem
As I stand outside looking in. I think about the past And how I long for it again. I only sit here and wonder how long it will last It tears my heart up like a knive. And it makes me cry all night. To wonder if I will be finally in your life. Because out love is so tight. You're the perfect one for me Both of us know this theory is true. So will there ever be. A wonderful me and you?

Start Where You Are
Thursday, September 28, 2006 Start where you are If you want to get something done, then start it. That may sound obvious, yet all too often it is that first step that keeps getting put off for way too long. If you can't decide on where to start, just start somewhere, with the first thing that comes to mind. You'll be much better able to come up with an effective plan once you get going and get a feel for what you're doing. Yes, you'll probably make some mistakes and yes, there will certainly be challenges. So get moving and get busy dealing with them right away. Once you start, the momentum begins to build. Once you start, you'll find a workable way to finish. Take the first step on a journey, and the next step comes a little more smoothly. As each step prepares the way for the next, your momentum begins to carry much of the load. The way to get where you want to be is to start from where you are. Now is when you can surely begin to make your best possibilities co

I'm A Fabulous Bitch Who Looks At Porn 24-7!!
...yeah right...lmao...sure... *************************************** hopefully it'll ring true for you more than it did for me. Pick the first Letter of Your first Name A- Fabulous B-Pretty C-Popular D-Gorgeous E-Gangster F-Girly G-Dyke H-Sweet I-Retarded j-Emotional K-Beautiful L-Boyish M-Slutty N-Preppy O-Hot P- amazingg Q-Punky R-Hot S-Sexy T- Very Sexy U-Ugly V-Wonderful W-Hott X-Bitchy Y-Under-appreciated Z-Over-appreciated Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name): A-beauty queen B- skank C-Bitch D-Obsesser E- God (ess) F-Retard G-Queen/ King H-Slut I-Girl J-Goth K-Nerd L-sex god M-Sex machine N-Alcoholic O-Geek P-Babe Q-Crackwhore R-pornstar S-Prince (ess) T-Whore U-Cry Baby V-Jackass W-Punk X-Scaredy-cat Y-Coward Z-Chocoholic Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing: Red- Who's Good With My Hands purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7 Orange- Who Likes It

Just Thinking... Your Life..
Love Yourself we learn from life's mistakes, but must realize life goes on and let it. not forgiving others as well as forgiving yourself is usually what holds us back from living our life as who we are really meant to be. acting like someone we're not. hesitating on your own thoughts and beliefs. being afraid of change. feeling out of the norm. not believing in your own desires. if you can't be yourself, who are you? what's the point of living? why exist? what difference do i make? who gives a shit? nobody will miss me. i don't love myself, how can anyone else? i can't make it on my own. LET GO OF ALL OF THAT AND BELIEVE IN YOURSELF! You are the most important person in 'Your' life. You don't exist exclusively for someone else, You exist because You are who You are. don't let someone else make you believe you that You are worthless. only You can choose to take the steps You do. it's all up to You. I believe in the love my heart feels. I believe I can wake up

Pills Mixed With Booze
Here's a listing what I take for Medications.Why I shouldn't Drink.How I find myself Addicted to 1 of my Meds.Rightfully I shouldn't even be going to NA because of this perticular med.Arthritis 80% of my Body.Useless Med.Motrin 800 mg.1, 3 x's aday when needed.Been on it over 10 yrs. does absolutely nothing.Flexeril 10 mg.1, 3x's aday,Muscle Spasims & Pain.Helps a little been on it over 10 yrs.Crestor, 10 mg.Cholesterol, helps keep my cholesterol down.Zantac,150 mg.Heartburn,doesn't help useless been on it off an on for over 10 yrs.Lisinopril 30 mg. High Blood Pressure,doesn't really help.was on something else before that actually worked better,I'm one of the Lab Rats.Terazolin 1mg.Enlarge Prostate an blood pressure.1 before bed.Just started taking this one.Used to do the herb Saw Palmetto,bit exspensive these days.Trazadone 100 mg.1 before bed,anxiety.Was put on 25 mg of this in 2001.Doesn't work all the time.If not a sleep in 10 minutes after takeing forget it.My Favorite Drug that I

Really Don't Know What To Name This Poem
Dark Angel, wy are you knocking on my door? Didn't I tell you that I don't want you coming around no more. When you come around you make my life dreary. Why are you making me so weary? Angel of Light, hear my plea. Release me from these chains that are binding me. Help me to walk with my head held high, so high that I can reach the sky! RB

A Lil Change
So I decided to dye my hair back to brown. Actually its going to be darker then my natural hair color. I really love the red but with how fast my hair grows and with my roots I would have to dye my hair like every other week or something...thats too much work and too much money for me. So anyways let me know what you guys all thing. I'll post a picture eventually.

New Windows
new windows "Dear Diary: Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive Double pane energy efficient kinds, but this week, I got a call From the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the Work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them. Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am Automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME Last year.....namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for Themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year, I told him! There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just Hung up.... He didn't call back. Guess I won that stupid argument."

Still Hurtin!
i finally passed out last night at like 0200. I was tossing and turning all night. i finally got up at like 6 something and realized my phone was dead. then i got up at like 8 something and thought my migraine was gone, but boy was i wrong. i still got it and its kicking my ass. im babysitting my little gabbers again today. but she should be easy today. all smiles and talking. her first birthday is coming up 8 november. not really sure what we're doing for it yet. oh well, im sure holly and i will think of something. Lynn is coming over with her little girl for a little bit before she heads to Arkansas for the weekend. well, thats about it. Blessed Be! ~Dark Queen

Once Upon A Time
Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived a blind little bunny and a blind little snake. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, I don't even know what I am." "It's quite okay," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you." "Oh, that would be wonderful," replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you

Little Bit Of Nothing.
This blog just sits here and beckons to me, so I suppose I should put something in writing. I come to these sites as a way to promote my business. Along the way, I find myself making friends! It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that RubyJean isn't my real name. But, I find that Ruby is a big part of who I am. And, conversely, I am a big part of RubyJean. I guess that's why it's so hard to stay strictly business. So, if you come to chat in my Lounge (RubyJeans Phone Booth ) You aren't going to get hit with a dozen requests to call my phone lines. The links are there, on my page. You know where to find me. No, you'll just get a down home chat with the woman behind the woman...a little RubyJean and a little...um...that other chick! :-D

Drunk Joke
BEGGING FOR A PUSH A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance!," says the husband, "it's 3 o'clock in the morning!!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked the wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "So, did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it's 3 o'clock in the morning, and it's pouring down rain!" "Well mister, you certainly have a short memory'" says his wife. "Don't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped push us off the highway?" "I think you should help him, and you should also be ashamed of yourself." The husband reluctantly does as he is told, he gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out in the dark, "Hello! Are you still there?" "Yes" comes back the answer.

About Me
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF Name: Nikki Deans Birthday: December 5 1978 Birthplace: Eau Claire, WI Current Location: Eau Claire, WI Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: brown Height: 5’9 Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed You’re Heritage: Finnish, Italian, English, Irish, Cherokee & I don’t know what else You’re Weakness: chocolate, romantic gestures, & Vin diesel You’re Fears: I am not raising my son Brooklyn right Your Perfect Pizza: Taco Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: learning how to cook different ethnic foods Thoughts First Waking Up: check on my son and give him a kiss You’re Best Physical Feature: my eyes You’re Bedtime: when ever I go to sleep You’re Most Missed Memory: my mom and dad being together before they got divorced Single or Group Dates: both Cappuccino or Coffee: both Do you Smoke: yes, cigars Do you swear? When I get mad enough Do you sing? I was in choirs in high school Have you been in Love?

Great Truths
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 3) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 4) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 5) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 6) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 7) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy. GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD: 1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional. 2) Forget t

I Was Pissed
Lying dead in a ditch Flesh shredded and torn No recognizable seen As the flesh slip from thy bone You may run away and take a breath Please stay and watch the flesh fall Breathe in the sweet decay Of rotting death and sorrow Enjoy my death that you see before you For this is the first and last

Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Q: Have you any grounds? A: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. Q: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? A: It made of concrete. Q: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? A: No, we have carport, and not need one. Q: Is there any infidelity in your marriage? A: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Q: Does your wife beat you up? A: No, I always up before her. Q: Why do you want this divorce? A: She going to kill me. Q: What makes you think that? A: I got proof. Q: What kind of proof? A: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugst

South Joke
Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says, Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"

Lonely In The Dark
Ive laid here months now lying bymyself, though many lay beside me, I fear the absence never left. So long ago my heart was whole and you were there with me Now your gone and Im alone no matter where I be. In Heaven you look down on me you see the pain Im in Though I know you remember me I feel alone in the end. Why'd death have to come so soon and end our paradise? Why'd God have to steal you away just to have you by his side? Im left with hurt and fear and rage now that you are gone. The reasons nonexistant to me as to why I should go on. But lo I know should I end my life the place I go is out of your site And Id rather cry day and night then to never see you again after this long fight. In death we shall reunite and may Heaven let our love shine bright For without you I am what Ive become, and empty shell of the man whose fight is done. I pray you haunt my waking life til God takes pity on my life but should that day never show I pray that you still love me so.

Moving Day
Dear readers, On friday september 29, i am moving. i wont have the internet untill the internet gets hooked back up. I will be back!!! hope I get to make more friends out there in cherryvill!!! later.

Why Women Are Crabby
We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it' was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so

People
I don't know what it is about me. I seem to just drive people away. Maybe it's my fear of closeness, whether it's a guy or girl. Someone gets too close and I push them further away. I constantly have a wall up not allowing anyone to truly know me. I can't show weakness, I can't show vunerability, I've always been the rock! Sometimes I wish I could just give in, let out all the pain and anger! I guess I'm just feeling down and alone.