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Awwwww....
Love in a MomentIt is your face that I see in the darknesswith each blink of my eyes.A thousand upon thousand times a day.It is your name that I hear in the silencebetween each beat of my heart.A thousand upon thousand times a day.It is your perfume that I smell as I inhalewith each and every breath.A thousand upon thousand times a day.It is your love that I wait forbetween the ticks of a clock.Forever and a day.
Living Root Bridges In India
In the depths of northeastern India, in one of the wettest places on earth, bridges aren’t built – they’re grown.   The living bridges of Cherrapunji, India are made from the roots of the Ficus elastica tree. This tree produces a series of secondary roots from higher up its trunk and can comfortably perch atop huge boulders along the riverbanks, or even in the middle of the rivers themselves. Cherrapunji is credited with being the wettest place on earth, and The War-Khasis, a tribe in Meghalaya, long ago noticed this tree and saw in its powerful roots an opportunity to easily cross the area’s many rivers. Now, whenever and wherever the need arises, they simply grow their bridges. In order to make a rubber tree’s roots grow in the right direction – say, over a river – the Khasis use betel nut trunks, sliced down the middle and hollowed out, to create root-guidance systems. The thin, tender roots of the rubber tree, prevented from fanni
The Vampire
Go forth into slumber to awaken anew Awaken to new senses The bloodlust arisen, The energy to take So much to gather so much to quench. Alas tis a wonder what am I? Strange this new light in my life hmm light? It's not light rather dark but the dark is rather light to me calling to me ''Awaken all your senses child, feel the darkness calling you''.   Pale as I am beautiful My Lips bloodred to bring the fullness out of my paleblue skin hmmmm really What am I?   The ''hunter'' within cries out Where shall I go to hunt? To the weary alleys or perhaps the park or hot steaming nightclubs? Alas whatever beckons to me I shall respond to.   To embrace my prey in my arms The need to quench my thirst is the grandest thing for me to feel Your death brings me life The darkness brings me life.   Sleep all day within the protections of shade Awaken with the fullness of night What am I? I AM VAMPIRE...
Waiting
Waiting You wait your entire life for something you know is yours to only find out you cant even reach out and touch itEveryday you feel whole but yet incompleteYou know that there is someone out there that loves youBut you yurn for their touch thier whisper their loving glancesYou crave they way they feel but yet you have never touchedTHe empty feeling gets worse day by dayThe lonely feeling gets worse day by dayThe Day needs to come when you can reach outReach out and touch the thing that makes you feel realHow a simple touch can be so missedHow a simple look can be so neededWhen I reach out all I get is this hard smooth cold screenThe thing I hate the most because it makes me want you moreBut the only thing I have right now that gives us the chance to be closeHow writen words, how a voice in my ear, how a box with you in itCan never compare....I sit here and wait, maybe for the rest of my life, to have the thing I know is so rightMaybe someday I will get to touch what I have waited
What Can Hurt You About Nsfw Pics
Hello fu-friends, I am writing this blog after being pressured by friends to do so. I have a good friend who was a School teacher (I use the term "was" ) as she was recently terminated from her position after almost 10 years of dedicated service. Apparently several years ago when she was getting her graduates degree in Education she ran across tough times and decided to try to make a little extra money by selling some nude pics of herself. Well recently she was heading up a PTA meeting when one of the parents who just happend to work for  a publisher recognized her. That following Monday she got a call from the School Board Superintendent and was called into a private meeting. She said when she went into the office there was a manila folder on the desk and across the table was the head of the PTA. They pushed the folder across the table to her and asked her to look at the picture and verify wether the person in the photos was her.  To her horror when she opend the folder it was her nud
August 23 Meditation
Keep in mind the goal you are striving for, the good life you are trying to attain. Do not let little things divert you from the path. Do not be overcome by the small trials and vexations of each day. Try to see the purpose and plan to which all is leading. If, when climbing a mountain, you keep your eyes on each stony or difficult place, how weary is your climb. But if you think of each step as leading to the summit of achievement from which a glorious landscape will open out before you, then your climb will be endurable and you will achieve your goal.
Auto 11
I am in an auto 11 contest i need 400 rates and 15,000 comments... the comment portion is about completed if each of my friends and fans helped i could be done this week please come by and give me one rate that is all i am asking thanx  
My Fetish
Almost everyone has this one thing that they are attracted to physically about a person. For some it's boobs, arse, legs, eyes and smile or even feet. For me I have a nose fetish. Don't know how I got it or even if there is anyone else on the planet that thinks like i do but there it is. I guy could be absolutely brad pitt gorgeous but if i don't like his nose i'm not attracted to him at all. A guy could be completely funny looking to most women but if i like his nose he's the most gorgeous thing in the world. Don't know why i was thinking of these things but I thought for those of you who were trying to get to know me this is one of the oddities of my personality and I felt like sharing. Guess it balances things out too because what i find attractive isn't the typical or the average. Thanx to all who read this Comments welcome
Flowers
Blossom .... I am unfolding gently beneathyour loving touch Becoming.......I let wholeness breath mypetals free Awareness.......Sweet fragrant Spirit touchingsenses into life Wisdom.......Giving beauty back to the universe Knowing.........Each petal, sweet miracle of life. Oneness.......We are hues of color, yet onein Spirit.   Poem By Tammy C.
Not Giving A Fuck Is Aaawesomme!
absotively posilutely the way to go! haha       http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wS5xOZ7Rq8
Dalai Lama’s 18 Rules For Living
At the start of the new millennium the Dalai Lama apparently issued eighteen rules for living. Since word travels slowly in the digital age these have only just reached me. Here they are. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson. Follow the three Rs: Respect for self Respect for others Responsibility for all your actions. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship. When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. Spend some time alone every day. Open your arms to change, but don’t let go of your values. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll be able to enjoy it a second time. A loving atmosphere in y
Auction
I am hosting an auction that will begin on Friday September 4th, at 8pm EST.  Buy in is 10,000 fubucks.  The auction will run for 2 weeks, ending on Friday September 18th at 8pm EST, that way you can get that bid up really high. If your interested in participating send me a PM with your offer and a link to the picture you would like me to use, then send ur buy in! Thanx for reading!
The Great Divide
I stand before the great divide, a seemingly endless canyon that runs for miles. I jump, freefalling for what seems an eternity, not caring if the safety chute I have opens or not. It's that freefall I've experienced so many times in life, the one that leads to nowhere except into sorrow's waiting arms. The other times I've jumped, the chute hasn't opened, and all I've done is crash into a churning river of heartache and met my demise. Will the right chute be in my pack this time? Will it open and save me from certain doom? Only time and fate can know.
The Love Life, And A Situation So Far.
It's Monday, August 24th--12:12; anguish. For the past, well...hmm let's just say "Awhile" I've been without a stable girlfriend. One who is intelligent, cute, funny, and all those other traits I like. But as of late... my heart has been begging, and pleading for any sign of life. Sure, I have a major sex drive, and that need is almost always going to be met. Either by me or someone else.  But what I am looking for is someone I can love on, and make laugh! I want to spoil my girl, and have something to look forward to when I wake up. Perhaps Fubar isn't the place, maybe it is...I don't know. But this feeling I have right now...being alone, and unworthy--anguish. I wake up almost everyday now...thinking why should I waste breath...why should I take up this space without any goal? But when I start thinking, my head clears and I'm on my way. I don't know, maybe it's something else. But we'll see.
A Gentle Kiss
A Gentle KissYou blew into my life like a breeze upon the trees,Took me by surprise...made me weak upon the knees!A gentle kiss that touched the night,Hidden from a star-lit sky!All my dreams, once untrue,Could finally come together because of you!Whispering words of love that can heal a heart that will not mend,You'd become my life...all my time is yours to spend!Everyday, I thank God for that special night,That you blew into my life!All because of a gentle kiss,That touched that endless night!
Deeper...faster...harder!
So this "what's on your mind?" Status thingy is really fun now that you can type a paragraph in it. I don't generally share my actual thoughts except here in blogs or a conversation ;)   But what is on my mind is absolutely dirty! I wanna be pounded so hard I forget all time and space for atleast 10 minutes. Woot! I am realistic..not many could go longer so we will set the bar low ;)   I am currently listening to Daughtry-No Surprise on the music channel I have on..sitting in my lounge pants and typing this blog before getting dressed for work. I am not having passionate steamy sex. Not having a wild webcam session. Not even entertaining the thought of a potential random sexual encounter. I am truly boring I suppose. But in my mind I am doing the deed. :) He's faceless and nameless but OH MY GOD! yea so..have a great night while I am at work doing the mundaness that is my job and know I am secretly envisioning naughtiness randomly throughout my night!
I Forgot The Name Of The Original Writer Of This Poem
Of all the friends i have ever metYour the one i wont forgetAnd if i die before you doI will go to heaven and wait for youI will give the angels back their wingsAnd risk the loss of everythingJust to show my friendship trueI am thankful to have a freind like you
I Live In A World
I live in a worldA world of peaceI live in a worldA world of love I died in this worldYet I am still alive inside I live in a worldA world of hateI live in a worldA world of dispair I died in this worldYet I am still alive inside I live in a worldA world of peaceI live in a world A world of hate I died in this worldYet I am still alive inside I live in a worldWhere all of this happensI'll die in this world
Going Down
The doors slid silently closed behind him. He turned, pushing the button for the main floor. The gears screeched as the elevator jerked into motion. He listened to the music that was piped in over the speakers above him, the sound lulling him into a semi hypnotic state. His cell phone vibrated in his pocket, interrupting his thoughts. He reached in and grabbed it, hitting “answer”. “Hello?” he said cheerily. “Are you ready to die?” the muffled voice crooned. “What?” he asked confused. The elevator staggered to a stop. All of the buttons lit at once, and then went dark. The sudden motion made him fall into the wall. He grabbed the bar to steady himself. “I asked if you were ready to die,” the voice repeated. The elevator began moving up, then the gears shuddered to life, and he began to fall. “Who are you? Why are you doing this?” he screamed. “You should have known better than to mess with me, Kyle,” the raspy voice exclaimed. “Kyle? I’m not Kyle. He called in sick. I was ass
Sexiest Men On Fu Contest
the sexiest men on fu contest begins thurs contact me to enter Contest Will End every Wed at Noon est with the next one beginning shortly afterwards.. unless otherwise advised: Therefore plan ahead.       The Winners and Finalists from Rounds 1 - 2 and 3  advances to The Finalists Contest following Round 3.     (1st - 2nd and 3rd places will advance to the finals from each round.)      The Fourth Contest will consist of the 3 winners and the 6 finalists from rounds 1 - 2 and 3.       So far Besides Fu-Bux I am planning on giving the Winner a One Month VIP!  (or sumpin of equal value in Bling)  We shall see:  But I will do my best to make it worth the effort.        To Enter please pick a fav pic only one pic plzsending me the link.  I will get you set up.  You may also use links for promoting yourself.      You may also sign up for the 3rd round in advance.  That will be everyone's last chance to get into The Finals ty dj wild
Love Connection
  You may feel vulnerable because of a yearning to experience more love or connection in your life. Perhaps you are reaching out to new people in the hopes that your words or actions might create a meaningful connection. You may also be trying to open the lines of caring communication between yourself and a friend or loved one. If this is the case, consider giving love free of any expectation of return today. You might think about focusing your awareness not so much on others’ reactions but on the feeling of love that you experience while giving it. When we long for connection and love, we can satisfy our craving by freely expressing affection to others. By doing so, we take the risk of allowing ourselves to be open and vulnerable. This risk can make us feel intensely alive and puts us in direct contact with our emotions and needs. We feel the love as it emanates from deep inside us. This feeling can seem intense, as it envelops us even as we strive to give it away. Radiating
Is It Love
Have you ever wondered why sometimes life throws you nothing but pits and nothing spectacular. You love someone and then soon discover that it or they were not at all what was original. And though you had many problems still stayed with them and tried to work it out the best you could, just to discover that you were not the only one. It leads me to wonder why I dont just close the door and hide away forever. I guess the old saying is true cherish every moment you have with your loved one as it might be the last time you have together. Take care all and thanks to those of my friends and family that have always been there for me no matter what has happened. Love yall.....
The Butterfly~~
It was a long hot summer of phone conversations only~~ The distance between the two were 2,500 miles.....neither have ever done the long distance thing before, but the connection between the two was so incrediable they didnt want to give up what they had so far. Everyday of talking they both got to know one another better, A deep connection emotionally and sexualy have bonded~~ Its been awhile since the two have been in a relationship so the sexual tension was intense~~ She is very erotic and very sexual, the naughtier the better with her and he loves to be teased by her~~ Hes never been with a woman like her before, so open sexually yet old fashioned morals to only give herself to the one she loves~~ That was such a turn on for him~~ They would dabble in light conversation about  sexual thoughts and he would find himself stroking himself to her voice, even when they wouldnt be talking about anything sexual. They spoke about when they would meet in person how happy they would
The Most Boring Female On Fu
after much observation for a very long time now ive come to the conclusion that i am the least exciting,perhaps most boring person on fubar.. -chuckles- i have never belonged to any families,never entered any contests..well i might have back in the old lost cherry days,im not certain...i dont do lounges,have never been fu married,separated or fu divorced... i dont have a long ass screen name that takes up 4 lines at the top of my screen...i am fucking broke as hell so i dont host happy hours everyday or have tons of tickers and shit all over... i think i would run out of quirky quotes and jokes so guess its better this way maybe,yes? i dont cam,phone bone or cyber,i dont offer these things in exchange for bling packs or vips..i dont post nudes nor do i want to see others naughty bits... ive met several members..some ive dated,some have broke my heart,some were straight out psycho and im thankful i met in a public place...ive been  played yet i dont start bashing them publicly on her
Why Do People Act So Stupid And Childish
the bottom came first, then got this on yahoo messenger Wow... You complain no one comes to your page and then you block one of the people who always stopped by regularly?? Real fucking cool.Rob Robshags: No wonder you can't get any womenRob Robshags: All you do is talk shitRob Robshags: It'd be a shame for all your naked pics to end up on a bunch of other websites.   N.M.E.: Whatever... I don't wanna argue. Be a fucking lame-ass bitch. I don't care anymore. ->N.M.E.: fair is fair right? ->N.M.E.: lol now i am an idiot? ok well ill have Don go on and have him not force me to go on N.M.E.: You don't wanna see me and I can't fucking FORCE Kim to go on..... idiot ->N.M.E.: cant show me then complain i wont show you ->N.M.E.: ok then , but yet i am CORNY and you never wanting to show me isnt correct? N.M.E.: I never saw you and I guess I never will. ->
Dear God
  Dear God, I have one word for you, dude: Vision. Having been in the ad game since the days when the right length pony tail got you an executives position, I can tell you a thing or two about your brand. Firstly, your PR guys are bad for your image. No one wants to do business with hypocrites so until your boys in the robes can start behaving themselves, your organization is going to suffer image problems.Secondly, cut the hair and lose the beard. I’m seeing a short back and side and at the very least a goatee for you. Thirdly, the crucifix thing died when Madonna set them on fire for Pepsi. I’m thinking we go for a octagon in a nice shade of fushia.Finally we need to condense the Old and New Testament into an online blog and YouTube a few miracles if you want to reach those selfish little Gen Y assholes. Those pricks live online and have plenty to go to confession for, but its gotta come to them so confesstube, may be something to think about.I do consultancy w
Damn Fubar Drama
I hate fubar drama, especially the kind that makes people who use to be friends turn on each other because of jealousy or anything like that. Just like last night it happend again...the man who I claimed to be my fu-dad came against me and was telling me how I was wrong in a choice that I made and basically called me stupid. That was the last straw  for me. I had to do something so I put him on block and delted his ass. It killed me tho but I know in the end I will be stronger because of it.
Words That Should Be Used More Often!
Prostiboots-When a female wears boots that are so high, they look like those worn on a prostitute.Douchbagette-A female douchbag.Ex-hole-An ex (boyfriend, husband etc) who was an asshole.Textually Frustrated-When texting someone, and their replies come so infrequently the other party becomes "textually frustrated"Sexting-The act of texting someone with hopes of having a sexual encounter later.Holla for a DollaWhat a cheap hooker does.Slow burn-When an insult takes awhile to be realized by the person insulted.MIRFMother I'd Run FromA mother you would never want to do.Flavorgasm-When something tastes so good, it brings on the euphoria of an "o" moment.Letting out a slight moan after taking a first bite.Bedgasm-when dropping into bed you experience the euphoria said aboveSargasm-When someone gets an intense high off of being overly sarcastic to another person.Pornochio-When someone over exagerates their sexcapades to make themselves look better.Dick inches-What men measure in. They are us
Wanna B Fu-rich & Be On The Fu-map Within 12 Hrs??
WANT someone to make you fu-rich and put you on the FU-MAP in only 12 hours??  Then here is a deal for you. Go by my bud Coz's page and he'll tell you how.  TELL HIM Islandgirl Sent you!! HE'S MY #4 FRIEND ON MY PAGE --- (i need to learn how to post a link in a blog) -- this below is his picture -- the link doesn't work -- sorry! $safe_uid_dname@ fubar
Exposed: The Swine Flu Hoax Part 1
The alarm has been sounded. Politicians, pharmaceutical executives and media conglomerates would have us believe that a 1918-style pandemic is a real threat. The 1918 pandemic, however, evolved out of conditions unique to World War I, for four specific reasons. Why 2009 is Not 1918 First, World War I was characterized by millions of troops living in waterlogged trenches along the Western Front. This war zone became fertile ground for an opportunistic virus, as medical literature reveals: “…a landscape that was contaminated with respiratory irritants such as chlorine and phosgene, and characterized by stress and overcrowding, the partial starvation in civilians, and the opportunity for rapid ‘passage’ of influenza in young soldiers would have provided the opportunity for multiple but small mutational charges throughout the viral genome.” (1) Second, the war witnessed the growth of industrial-scale military camps and embarkation ports, such as Et
Oh Shit.
There's a chance i might ALREADY be thirteen weeks along, since my last "period", in july, was just some minor spotting. which means I won't be able to get an abortion. My aunt's trying to help, but there is no way i can come up with 500 bucks in the next two days.     If i AM already past the time i can get one, we're in trouble >.>
Southern Women-understand Us
To all my “Southern lady” friends…enjoy! Southern women know their summer weather report: HumidityHumidityHumiditySouthern women know their vacation spots: The beachThe rivuhThe crickSouthern women know everybody's first name:HoneyDarlin'ShugahSouthern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:Fried Green TomatoesDriving Miss DaisySteel MagnoliasGone With The WindSouthern women know their religions: BaptistMethodistFootball Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:Chawl'stn S'vanahFoat WuthN'awlinsAddlannaSouthern women know their elegant gentlemen: Men in uniformMen in tuxedosRhett ButlerSouthern girls know their prime real estate:
The Coolest/joyful Guy On The Planet
Has no Arms or Legs... Meet Nick  
Thank You
There is an email going around about a man in WA state that has started a new way of thanking our troops with sign language. The following video will explain the rest. :)   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSfFYxSdKdo
Oral
I got jealous of Jenatalia's proposal, and had to find a knight in a shining armor
Intersting
Let's play a game...Here's how it goes: Type your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you...1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me (if possible. If not I'll say something that only makes sense to me).5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.If you play, you MUST post this on your blog...
The Zombie Squad
                               The Zombie Squad If you are reading this then you are either a member of The Zombie Squad...OR...you are intrigued about us or possibly interested in becoming a member in which case I'd like to thank you for taking the time to read this. So what is "The Zombie Squad" and how did it begin you may be asking yourself,so here is our history. The Zombie Squad was founded by myself,I've been a member of Fubar for a few years and while a lot of the new changes made to Fubar is fun and exciting a lot of what is happening "I feel" isn't so fun and exciting and I feel that because of some of these new things a LOT of people aren't getting the luv that they deserve. I also feel the MAJORITY of Fubar are ordinary everyday people,people who may not be blessed with overwhelming sex appeal,blessed with a body chiseled out of granite,people who don't have the capabilities of making really cool graphic pictures for people to generate intrest in their page and last but
My Past!!!
                                       THIS IS MY PAST I DID DRUGS AND NEVER GOT CAUGHT FOR IT (LAUGH OUT LOUD) BUT I GOT BUSTED FOR LIKE FIGHTING WITH MY STEP DAD AT THE TIME I TOTAL OF THREE MONTHS AND THREE WEEKS IN JUVENAL HALL IN TWO PART FIRST I DID THREE WEEKS IN EAST LAKE JUVENAL HALL IN EAST LOS DOWN THE STREET FROM GENERAL HOSPITAL THEN GOT OUT ON PROBATION THEN GOT BUSTED FOR HANGING OUT WITH A GANG MEMBER AND DRINKING THEN DID A MOUTH IN SYLMAR JUVENAL HALL IN SYLMAR, CA. SHIT I GOT BUSTED CAUSE I HAD A SUBSTITUTE PROBATION OFFICER THAT JUST DIDN'T LIKE ME FROM THE START AND WAS LOOKING FOR A LAME ASS REASON TO PUT ME BACK IN THE HALLS LIKE PUNK BITCH THAT HE WAS, I HAD A COOL PROBATION OFFICER WHEN I FIRST GOT ON PROBATION THEN SOMETHING HAPPENED TO HER I THINK IT WAS SHE GOT PROMOTED TO ANOTHER CITY OR SOME SHIT I CAN'T REMEMBER BUT THEN I FINALLY GOT OUT AND BACK IN THE STREETS OF ALHAMBRA, CA AND THEN I STARTED TO HANG OUT WITH A GUY I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH AND HE
August 27, 2009
Thank you to everyone for your thoughts, prayers and words of support. As I sat here reading this, I thanked God for each and everyone of you. As of last nite when we left, my dad was still strong and holding his own. The doctor said that they are doing they're best to keep him comfortable. During the time we were up there, he was clear for only about a half hour. Last nite was a revelation for me in a lot of ways. And the most shocking one was, that I am unable to trust the woman who has married him only recently. I'm alone in a sea of confusion. In the middle of two women warring over a man who will soon be gone. And all my kids and I are wanting is to spend time with him before he is gone. Peaceful time to talk, let him know how much we love him, trying to encourage him.  And I am sitting here right now, not knowing what to do. Only wanting to see his wishes followed thru. And finding out in a three hour conversation that he has divulged those wishes to only one person who won't
The Dark Place
I must say I have been really confused for the last month or so since everything that has happen to me. I had been in a car accident that injuried me and put me out of work and stuff like that. I left with another woman that played with my emotions enough to drag me away from the person I have been with and she could careless about the aftermath she has caused with her destruction by making me homeless. Then I was stranded where she had me and then come home to find out im even more homeless then I thought and have no personal stuff once so ever. I feel like im living in a nightmare that im not even sleeping to have. I hate what I have done with allowing the demons of hate to take me over and let this woman take full advantage of me and put me in this dark place im in now.
Truffled Sunday
Caramel truffles: Makes 34 (11 g each): 100 g sugar20 g butter at room temperature125 g cream142,5 g dark chocolate, chopped85 g milk chocolate, choppedCocoa Caramelize sugar with a bit of water.Add the butter then the warm cream.In a bowl, pour the toffee over the chocolate and stir until creamy.Cover the bowl with wrap film and refrigerate for at least 4 hours (or overnight).Put the cocoa on a plate.With greased hands make small balls with the truffle mixture and gently roll each truffle in the cocoa to coat.
Internet Hugs
Through dark and light, I hold your sight. Even if it is day or night. I am here and always will be, but for now only by internet you know me. And if one day we do meet up, I will help to cheer you up.       Written by, Chris W Named by Trina B
Holy Water - Soundgarden
  Holy water on the brainAnd I'm losing sleepHoly bible on the night standNext to meAs I'm raped by anotherMonkey circus freakTrying to take myIndigence away from meHoly water is rusting meBloody murder is the bestI've heard her screamHoly devil in the fleshSome might believeAnd they take thineMajesty so seriouslyIt's the big liesThat are more likely to be believedHoly water is rusting meDamn the water if it's lifeYou want to drinkMind your mother ifIt makes you feel at easeAs you're raped by anotherMonkey circus freakIt's the big lies that areMore likely to be believed
Why?
It seems more often and more often I sit wondering why do I even keep trying. My life just pretty much sucks. I just can't seem to get things together. Lately it seems I think about death alot. Don't know why, just have been. Sometimes it just gets so hard to stay positive and not let things or people bother you. I've gotten really good at hiding my pain from others but it's really getting to be too much to bear. The only thing that has been keeping me going is my faith in God. That has been my only reason for living. I have nothing else. I have no home, barely holding onto a car, have no money and have no one in my life. I've always been able to pick myself up but lately it's like what's the point. Just soooo tired........
Denver Marijuana Panel Backs $1 Penalty On Small Amounts
Denver's marijuana policy review panel agreed Wednesday to send a letter to the presiding judge of Denver County Court urging a $1 fine as penalty for possession of marijuana of less than an ounce.The current fine schedule indicates a $50 fine for such offenses, plus a $100 drug surcharge required by the state of Colorado and a $10 "bureau fee."Mason Tvert, a member of the panel and the executive director of Safer Alternative for Enjoyable Recreation, which has pushed decriminalizing possession of small amounts of marijuana, said state law requires the surcharge and the $10 bureau fee.He said that if Presiding Judge Marcy Celeste accepts the recommendations, the penalty would still stand at $111.Tvert said lowering the fine would send a message to police "that it is not worth their time or the court's to issue any more citations."The panel agreed to send the letter to the judge on a 6-2 vote.Christopher Osher, The Denver Post
Jam The System
Here's where we stand; junk mail arrived in you mailbox, you wasted your time opening it, and now you've got a handful of crap. You've got credit card applications, or invitations to test drive a car, or something equally useless. What are you going to do with them? Throw them away? Some have data that you'd rather keep private. Do you shred them? Burn them? Both equally bad for the environment, and you're still holding a handful of crap. So, what do you do?      Look at it this way - the ball is in your court. You've got the initiative now. And, you've probably got a pre-paid envelope in that mess of waste.      The key to making this prank work and sending a clear message of disapproval is in the upper right corner of the envelope.      That little black box is your ticket to success. The metered mark isn't pre-paid in the same way that a stamp is pre-paid. The Direct-Mailer hasn't paid a dime beyond printing costs on that envelope. When the Post Office gets it in the mai
Thats Where
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Smile
Several years ago I was home from the university visiting my family, and I noticed my great grandmother sitting alone in the corner.  She was stairing off into nothingness, and had a very distinct smile on her face. A smile so unmistakable, that you just knew she was thinking about all the fun and the good times she experienced in the many years leading up to that moment.  That image has stuck with me over the years, and it has given me a bittersweet outlook on the late years of life. Never stop loving or laughing. Live each day to it's fullest. Treasure your family and friends, because these are the days you will look back on and smile for the rest of your life.
Why Does Love Elude Us?
I guess you have hear that old saying the with age comes wisdom....I would like to share a small bit of what I have learned....There is one thing in life that everyone seeks to attain......that is love!  True love is something that elludes most everyone.  Sadly, many fail to recognize that they have indeed found true love.  Often, the trials and adversities of life work to dull our senses and forever shade us from the light.  To many, love is like an addictng narcotic that fills the sould with contentment and happiness.  Yet, like a true narcotic......you become immune to its effects over time.  It is unfortunate that people fail to see the signs of stagnation and complacency. It is only when one is opens their soul and the light and exposes their inner feelings to the scrutiny of the mind that we see just what we have missed. It is truly one of the worst feelings in the universe to know that true love has slipped from your grasp.....it has been cast to the four winds never to be foun
[...fixed?]
-in the offball sense.Ever think you'd get to the point where if you ate chocolate every day... you'd hate chocolate?... and I'll stop you right there if you already hate chocolate,the chocolate is a metaphor for something you thought you'd love every day........shit where'd I put my paycheck?Found it.Jesus christ I hate being a space cadet.anyway, we were talking about the important things right?Like whacking it and feeling nothing? Still finding that you hate 80% of your music collection, finding yourself willing to sacrifice god and country for a particularly wild looking piece of tail.Let's back up a smidge.There's a girland if I were to say that I HAVE a typeshe'd be it.If you've experienced thisgravitationyou'd know what I'm talking about.I've met hundreds of people by now that I felt I needed to.this is justlike falling off a fucking bridgeIf I were to pin this girl on the floor and start taking her in with bites and fingertipsit'd lead to sex and parting.It's not even an emotio
In Persuit Of Excelence...
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Dopest Demo Reel Ever.!!! ...hands Down.
Click here to see Ian Pfaff's Demo Reel   Shit's Hot.   Embeded after the jump.
Badder Then John Freaking Wayne
NARRATIVE NOMINATING SSG DAVID BELLAVIA FOR THE MEDAL OF HONOR DURING OPERATION PHANTOM FURY FALLUJAH, IRAQ On the night of 10 November 2004 Third Platoon, A Company, Task Force 2-2 IN near OBJ Wolf in Fallujah, Iraq, was ordered to attack to destroy six to eight Anti Iraqi Forces (AIF). 1LT Edward Iwan, the A Company Executive Officer, had identified six to eight AIF who had entered a block of twelve buildings. These AIF had engaged A55 and tanks from Team Tank with automatic weapons and rocket fire. Having a 25 mm cannon malfunction, 1LT Edward Iwan cordoned off the area and called Third Platoon to enter and clear all buildings until the AIF were killed or captured. The first nine buildings yielded many AK47s, Rocket Propelled Grenade launchers, rockets, assorted ammunition, and flak vests. When they came to the tenth home, SSG Colin Fitts, 1st Squad Leader, led his squad of soldiers into the house, with four soldiers from SSG Bellavias 2nd Squad. SGT Hugh Hall, 1st Squad, B Team
Notice!
So, Changes, they are a  part of life and I for one feel that any public display of oneslef should reflect those changes. With that said be aware that in about 48 hours Im going to clear my freinds& Fam list of ALOT of people. going to clear both fan list altogether (I will of course refan those who remain on my freinds list). My practice of just accepting add request is over, and Blank request will get ignored altogether. I will also be clearing out my Pics, getting rid of alot of them, and posting new ones in the comeing days. So, how does one surivive the cut? well, if your asking yourself that question the answer is simple.....buy me a beer and say "Hello". Thats it, that simple. those that want to stay will stay, those that dont, well, you will be gone.
District 9 - Movie Review
Dont waist your money .. not worth it ... nothing to say but what a waste of money.  Rent the DVD (maybe).
Star Wars Dance Hoopla "pew Pew Pew"
Author: Ricky One of the most popular (and most entertaining) parts of the annual Star Wars Weekends events at Disney’s Hollywood Studios is the day-ending performance of Hyperspace Hoopla. The highlight of this character-filled show is the Dance-Off with the Star Wars Stars during which characters from the Star Wars universe have a chance to bust a move to popular songs. It’s a must-see for anyone attending Star Wars Weekends. The theme of this year’s playlist was ’90s hits featuring a hilarious combination of popular dance songs from that decade. I won’t spoil the song selection for you here. You’ll just have to see it for yourself in this video:
Chickencest!
Which came first mom...the chicken or the egg? Hello? I have no clue! My daughter said you don't know if God just said...*with her hand shoved out in front of her* There's the chicken.  My son says.." He made the egg and Eve sat on it til it hatched and said...hey,it's a chick!" "Wait, maybe god made two chickens and then one made the egg and OMG!!! All chickens are related!! It's chickencest!!" I have no clue how this conversation even started!
Application For Chocolate Buttplug
1. Are you chocolate, vanilla, caramel, or cinnamon? 2. What is ur length? 3. What is ur thickness? 4. How long can you last? 5. Are you disease free? 6. What makes you sure this is a job that you can perform this task appropriately?
Nsfw Pics
ya know i been off this site for a few years and when i come back i notice people are sayin "buy me this to see my nsfw pics." does anyone else see this as prostitution? i mean i cant afford that shit for myself why the hell would i buy ya a bling pack to see yer tits? seriously, its pretty lame. almost makes wanna say to hell with this site  
Another Song
You’ll Never..   You’re not worth my time, you’ll never be mine, and I don’t know why I never saw that coming. You can’t deal with your problems so once your feet hit the ground you start running. But you can’t run forever, so I can’t understand why you’d run from me, you should really save your energy to stand and fight, you know I’m right, but you’ll never give that to me.     You’re afraid to look into my big brown eyes, because your blue ones tell nothing but lies, I know you can feel what I’m saying. Just look inside yourself, and think about these words, and you’ll see your mind is worth changing. You can’t run forever, I thought you knew better, and now your life needs some re-arranging.     Tell me why it is, that my heart races whenever you’re around, or why I feel sick to my stomach when you’re gone. I know it’s no good for me, and I’m wrong, that’s why I&
Is Doc Daddy An Ass Hole? Yes He Is Lol
Want you all to see what a nice person Doc Daddy is -- the death wishes aka letter G is for me lmao-- so any of you that think he is a good person can see he is not!!   My Goodbye to you all... created @ 2009-08-26 13:13:20   My friends,           It is with heartfelt sadness that I am for good and all, closing my account with FUBAR. What it all boils down to is that Real Life has to take precedence over the fun to be had here. I have so many things going on in my life right now. My personal life is not what it should be. My family life is not what it should be. My Med School (grades) need to be a primary focus. This morning I woke up...late. Daughter upset because I had forgotten to lay out her clothes for school.Along with a few other personal isues... That was the last straw for me. This site has driven me past logical distraction. I have made a lot of great friends here. I believe that I have found my FUTURE here believe it or not... but in
Emotions
Too many times in my life, I have reacted from my emotions rather than wisdom. I don't think it's a mistake that silence is listed before speaking. Usually if I wait, I'm more likely to handle myself and my words with greater dignity.
The Life You Wish You Had...
For starters... Mine. Im better than you at everything, I have everything you wish you had and to boot. I dont even care for the shit.All to often have people approached me with enticemnet... Only for me to shoot them down. Why? because there is nothing more fake then you. If you have a problem with me. Tell me. Not someone else. Cause that other person who you think is your friend, is gunna stab you in the back just as you have me. If after the fact you greet me with hearty hello, then you can die in a fire. theres a fine line between the real world and your world. That line is me. Because as I stated previously, Im better than you at everything.  Oh and I look better then anyone reading this as well. You know what I hate more then you? the false identities I sourand myself with. be your fucking self people. If you're gunna portrait something you're not, the last place to do it is the fucking internet. All those chicks you think want you dont dude.... So get a life. They know who you
What Kind Of Thinker Are You?
Your Thinking is Concrete and Sequential You are precise, orderly, and realistic. You tend to get to the point and get things done. Difficult, detailed work is easy for you. You take things step by step. Time limits aren't a problem for you either. You work well with deadlines. What does drive you crazy is any sort of task that isn't precisely laid out. You don't like anything to be ambiguous. You prefer to deal with the facts at hand. What Kind of Thinker Are You?
Access To All Folds!
FOR 1 HOUR ALL MY FOLDERS ARE OPEN SO YOU BETTER HURRY!!!
Figure You Out
Ok.. so I was doing some random searching on the net and ran across a Femme site that was ranting about the Nickelback song "Figure you out" and here is what was posted... I can’t quite “Figure You Out” OK, so I was driving home and I had the radio on to some random rock music, which is pretty normal for me. (I’m about 50/50 classic rock/NPR.) A song I’d never heard before comes on. Here are the lyrics, along with my running commentary. I like your pants around your feet Woah! Not exactly an auspicious start to the generally-problematic-to-begin-with Love Song! I like the dirt that’s on your knees And I like the way you still say please While you’re looking up at me Is this a song about pedophilia…? You’re like my favourite damn disease And I love the places that we go And I love the people that you know And I love the way you can’t say no OUCH! Maybe it is a song about pedophilia, and it’s su
Object Of Desire, Or Subject Of Life
What is wrong with men these days?  Now I know I am a man and the woman are saying WTF Chris, but seriously here is my question to everyone: I'm not the worlds most amazing guy, nor am I the best looking Hollywood type.  I think of myself as an ordinary guy with ordinary virtue and sensibilities.  I was raised to treat women with dignity and respect but I often wonder what is wrong with other men? Why is it instead of someone saying hello to a woman on here and just trying to get to know them as a person, they instantly whip out dick pictures and nasty talk. Why can't a woman put a simple status message without getting bombarded by the most retarded, unoriginal, unthoughtful banter guys can think of.  Sure there are some beautiful women out there on FUBAR, but WTF guys why you have to treat them like objects. The Rub:  If you treat something as an object you do not respect it as if it is something of value.  Put simply if you own something you may treat it good for awhile and resp
Honesty Rewards This Student With This Camera Experiment.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12... He left his camera on a mountaintop to prove his friend that it would be returned. It was shipped back to him and full of snapshots from visiting strangers. This is a small thing that just shows how much sense of unity exists in people.
"a Woman And A Fork"
A Woman and a Fork There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live.. So as she was getting her things 'in order,' she contacted her Pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes.She told him which songs she wanted sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in. Everything was in order and the Pastor was preparing to leave when the young woman suddenly remembered something very important to her. 'There's one more thing,' she said excitedly. 'What's that?' came the Pastor's reply. 'This is very important,' the young woman continued. 'I want to be buried with a fork in my right hand.' The Pastor stood looking at the young woman, not knowing quite what to say. That surprises you, doesn't it?' the young woman asked. 'Well, to be honest, I'm puzzled by the request,' said the Pastor. The young woman explained. 'My grandmother once told me t
A Taste Of Pussy
Waves of pleasurewash over us.You grind your wet pussy against my mouth.I lap up your juices, as you grab at your tits,pinching and pulling on your hard, erect nipples.You pull me up to youand we kiss,You love the taste of your pussyon my mouth.You spread your legs widerbeneath me.My cock rests against your throbbing wetness.You move your hips, rubbing my cock in your slit.your hand around my cock,guiding into your pussy.Slowly sliding it in,you raise up against me.Pussy muscles grabbing my cock,seemingly pulling my hardness inside.My cock makes wet sucking noises,as I thrust harder.Our bodies slap together, as you grind your clit against me.You reach down and push my balls into your wetness.I take your nipple into my mouth,pulling on it with my lips.My hips are jerking and my cum floods you.Your pussy convulses around my cock,milking it.I collapse on top of you, burying my face in your tits.My cock soaking in your pussysqueezing and releasing.
Good Girls Vs. Redheads
  Okay, so maybe I am a traitor to my own cause here, but I have never seen anything so true when it comes to this topic! Had myself a good chuckle over this one. And let's be honest here, for all you gals with the bottled red hair, ya look great but this doesn't apply. We're talking the genuine article here! ;) Get pissed if ya want. It is... what it is! Differences between Good Girls and Redheads *Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. *Redheads make it hot by loosening a few buttons. *Good girls wax their floors.*Redheads wax their bikini lines. *Good girls blush during sex scenes in a movie.*Redheads know they could do it better. *Good girls wear white cotton panties. *Redheads don't wear any. *Good girls think they are not fully dressed without a strand of pearls.*Redheads think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls. *Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. *Redheads only own one bra and rarely use it. *Good girls pack their toothbrush.
"how Would You Fix The Economy?"
The Business Section asked readers for ideas on "How Would You Fix the Economy?" I think this guy nailed it! Dear Mr. President: Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan: There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations: 1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed. 2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered- Auto Industry fixed. 3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage- Housing Crisis fixed. It can't get any easier than that! If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their constituents pay their taxes... If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know. If not, please disregard. Then
Tuesday's Pakistan Vocabulary Word Of The Day
Today's word is "obsequious."  No, let's make that the word of the year. Its cultural, I know.  It shouldn't bother me.  It does.   Typical conversation with one of my employees.  "Yes, yes boss.  Yes sir, please kindly necessarily as you wish sir. Thank you, thank you. Of course, of course.  Please."  I thought I asked a yes or no question?
Whispers
  With intentions, cloudless day, clear.Wishing to whisper sweet words in her ear.Anxiously tempted to let her hear.Of dreams dreamt...of her being near.Unveiled and naked, a heart exposed with out fear.
"fake" Its The New Trend
"FAKE" ITS THE NEW TREND ,AND EVEYONE SEEMS TO BE IN STYLE!!!!!!!!
Horny Days
Don't you always hate those days that your just extremely horny and there isnt anything you can do about? It seems even if you fuck or masterbate, that 5 min later you want more and it seems to go on all day long and you think to yourself wtf is wrong with me lol. I may be the only who gets this horny on somedays lol idk.
How Not To Be A Stalker
Here's a pro-tip... If a girl who has convinced you that she wants to be with you suddenly changes her cell phone number, and then you call her house phone and discover that not onlydoes she not give you her new number, but her former boyfriend (you know, the one she complained about stalking her and giving her grief in public) is at her house without the stressed tone of voice that comes from being kicked out... ... leave it alone. Find another hobby. She's not worth it, and neither is the emotional beat-down you're already experiencing. Just sayin'.
Interesting To Say The Least
YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE THIS RANCHER'S OUTLOOK & COMMON SENSE APPROACHTO LIFE While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who'shand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up aconversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obamaand his bid to be our president.The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''.Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a'post turtle' was.The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road andyou come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a'post turtle'.The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so hecontinued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, hedoesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's upthere, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there tobegin with'
Things
There are many things I share on here...some in very not interesting places. I love being able to see who pays attention to what I do. I try to keep my eyes open to what you do and sometimes if I havent seen anything I go in search of whatever might be new in your world. Now maji I know you will come here and read this and I love you for that! I am not attacking ;) just merely pointing out I know who does and doesnt come around hahaha!   I have complete strangers showing up to see stuff that some of the people on my list might like to see as well. But I am not going to link everyone to it. I know I am asking for your time and attention, LOL I admit freely I want both!   ok now I have put off work long enough so I must get going. check out the stash it may not be there long :P
Jet Black Stare 2
Jet Black Stare will be on JFL Radio live, The only place on fubar that you will be able to hear this great bands interview is in the JFL Radio lounge, on Sept. 14th at 6pm est time.     http://www.fubar.com/lounge/jflradio
Wanted Ya'll To Know.
I am havin REALLY BAD stomcha cramps right now. And I am goin to the Hospital.  I think Aaliyah Jayde is on here way...TODAY!!  Wish me luck and please keep me in your prayers.   Thank you!!!!!!!
My Sis Lily's Ebay Link For Jewelry
http://myworld.ebay.com/lilyzpad1/ Lily has made me jewelry before and it is beautiful. She puts her heart into her work and she is a wonderful soul. I love her with all my heart. More items will be posted tonight on ebay. Custom work is available always. Blessed Be
Latter Day Rant 9/2
Just came from a MuMM where someone was simply saying goodbye.  I AM NOT blaming anyone.  Didn't know the poster and they were gone before I came into the MuMM, but the goading and callousness that I read was a little scary.   Have we all become so jaded that hurting someone's obviously bruised feelings is entertainment?  I do frequently laugh at the stupid, the banal and vapid idiots who post MuMMs and even more so non-mumms.  But, I think I am tasteful enough to know when to let up.   I think we're growing into sharks/cannibals.   We're not feeding to sustain ourselves or even for healthy culling, we're just being mean. I know people will complain... Luvs ya all but that's my opinion...
Today's Topic Of Discussion Is...
ANT ᵀᴴᴱ ЯANT of Brass Knuckle Poets Society said: Today's topic of discussion is...Attention starved dingbat trading pics for self-esteem daps.No, a conversation can't match, what a this pussycat feels for a blingpackFriends are just an ends, as long as you can spend, and send, then, it's friends til it ends,read her status enough to comprehend, the Modus operandi , to notice how this friend lie. two-faced like a Gemini, with pretty eyes, that you can never see because her pic tries, to hide behind tits and thighs,56 comments for these shit for guys, I guess that's the life of a chick that doesn't self visualize. -Each1 Teach1-BrassKnucklePoet said: ah well its good for some shocks, and a favorite in her bling box...but when the camera stops, reminds me of a box o rocks...the kind that keeps on tic'n to talk, again reminded of the box, and it keeps pissin me off, some give willing and keep gettin walken atop, and it pisses me off, not even wanting to talk
Her Hunger
She was hot and horny. Maybe it was the endless days of rain recently, forcing everyone but the ducks inside their homes to escape the alternating cold, damp drizzle and even colder, torrential downpours. Maybe it was because it had been too long since she had that delightful feel of a man’s erect organ pounding her soft, moist pussy. She was cold and shivering from the constant damp cool air. And she was hungry. She was hungry for the taste of her man’s cum and she was hungry for the pounding of his cock inside her. She longed for hours of hot sweaty activities: laying nude on a warm Sunny beach, a hot bubble bath, sweaty, playful sex romps in the bedroom followed by hot relaxing showers.The stimulation continued to build on yet another chilly dreary day. Russ and Pam had gone to Orlando to view some beautiful homes then kicked back at home to watch an afternoon movie. As the rain fell you could hear the distant rumble of thunder. The air was cool and without a blanket her
The Day I Dreamed About You
You walk in the door to find the house empty but for me, naked and kneeling by your chair. Your day has been hard and unkind. You take your place in the chair, and I wait for you to permit my attention. You finally nod, and, still on my knees, I arise to kiss you, pressing my naked body against your legs. Your arms encircle me and welcome my homage and affection. We kiss passionately, our tongues playing together. I look into your eyes and once again submit all that I am to you. I give you control. Our kiss breaks and you tell me I may suck your incredible cock. Gladly I obey, gently pulling back the skin to expose the beautiful head. I kiss it tenderly. You lean back in your chair to relax and enjoy. My tongue lightly brushes over the head of your cock and around the rim several times. I bend down to kiss your nutts, and tickle them with my tongue. Your cock jumps in response. One by one, I gently suck your nutts into my warm, wanting mouth, then both. Your cock is now standing for me
To My Friends
This is to my friends that I cherish and have been with me through thick and thin... I am leaving on my fishing trip tomorrow morning and I am not sure what is going to happen when I come back... Right now I have lost my heart and soul and will be doing some more soul searching while I am gone... Just remember for those of you who I call my sissy's you will always have a place in my heart and I will do my best to keep in contact and the rest of my cherished friends I will make sure you know I am ok and doing fine... I love you guys and will miss you while I am gone... Hugs go out to you all and a big thank you for being my friend.... xoxoxoxoxox
Narratophilia
Arousal from telling sex-related stories, poems, jokes, etc.
Thoughts On The Drive Home
If I could put my feelings in words or paint them on a canvas What you would see is just how much you mean to me You are the be all end all, and above all my forever I can't picture a world where we're not together   No matter where I am a jail cell, a five star hotel a plane a train the fact remains the same, and will never change I'm wishing I were with you. I'll be loving you forever Leaving you never Each and everyday you make my life better and better  
*a Kiss Goodbye (original By Kitty)*
Many years i have hushed my heartI knew these feelings right from the startSitting and waiting but forever trueHolding onto memories i made with youI miss your hug and sweet embrase I miss your smile always on your faceThe happiness you bring will never endThe strength you give me will never bendFor too long  i have kept this inHoping for the day you would see withinSee through this wall i built so strongFeel this love It is never wrongI would die to go back and show you beforehow i was always craving this going back for moreThe times for us were never kindBroken hearts and unsound mindSomehow now we still stand tallSo many have waited to see us fallBut now we rise for the world to seeThat you and I were meant to beI only see one last requestAll i ask is you do your bestA kiss hello..A kiss for loveA kiss below and a kiss above..All these kisses need no reason why..but please dont ever give me a kiss goodbye
What The F*ck Moment # 1
September 03, 2009. MediaTakeOut.com just learned of a new trend that teens are doing - sticking ecstasy pills in their anus. Here’s how popular rapper Lil Boosie describes the trend to the website The Smoking Session: Lil’ Boosie: We be sticking [Ecstasy] pill up girls booty too!INTERVIEWER: Ok look, now I heard on the mixtape with Hurricane Chris, you mentioned that. What’s up with that? Lil’ Boosie: Yea, it kicks in after 20 seconds. It hits them in 20 seconds.INTERVIEWER: How does someone even find that out? Lil’ Boosie: I get it from my cousin. He did it to a few girls way back in the game. And it just took off. I put it in a song. Everything I put in a song, I’ve tried it. So I put it in her booty hole and it melted. It melts in their booty hole and it hits them in 20 seconds. You never know what they’re gonna do. They may break out crying talking about their momma doesn’t love them or something. It hit them in the booty hole good.
Dogs Prayer To God
Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good  Dog.   1.  I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.  2.  I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs,  etc., just because I like the way they smell.   3.  The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.   4.  The sofa is not a 'face towel'.   5.  The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff..   6.  I  will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.   7.  Sticking my nose into a human's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.   8.  I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table .   9.  I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after. 10.  I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my  butt.  11.  I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.  12.  The  cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good
Redhead - A Chemical Analysis
Redhead - A Chemical Analysis               Element: Redhead              Symbol: RH              Atomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.              Discoverer: It's debatable, some say Adam, but we now know, that only God could              discover something so perfect!              Occurrence: Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower concentrations in              Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to seasonal fluctuations.        Physical Properties                 1. Surface usually covered with minimal painted film. As a rule, not necessary.                2. Boils at everything, freezes without reason.                3. Melts if given special treatment.                4. Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care!                5. Found in various states; ranging from virgin metal to common ore.                6. Yields to pressure applied to correct points.               Chemical Properties                 1. Ha
1 Year Ago
It has been one year since the massacre of those innocent people. I still to this day get tears when I deliver the mail to those boxes. All those lives shattered...and I often wonder why I was spared. I also thank God that I was. They had a memorial service 2 nights ago..It was so sad. All the family and friends of the slain were there...remembering their loved ones and clinging to each other for comfort. The healing will be a long time in coming...if it ever does. I hope and pray this insanity never happens again.
Meeting Master
It is going to be a fun night, I have been promising myself for ages that I was going to do this and finally the night has come... the night of 'the party'  arranged by my potential Master, and I was unsure if I should be excited or just plain scared.   I go to shower, and while  the hot water runs over my skin I run the razor over my legs, and pussy to ensure that I am totally hair free, then shampoo my hair with the coconut shampoo that I love and condition it with the matching product.  I know it will leave my hair both smelling good and looking silky.   Walking naked across the bathroom to my bedroom I catch sight of myself in the mirror, hmm, not bad for my age, but certainly never going to see 30 again... but would I want to?   Without hanging around to think that one through I reach into the wardrobe and get out the dress that I have hanging in there waiting just for this night.  It is long, black, fitted close around my waist and hips, but cut low over my breasts,  the back dip
Life Is Hard
Life is Hard   I knew it was my dark life that was talking to me, Its always hard to not listen when reason is the truth, And the pain reminds you how bad you want things in life, But when I see you in front of me and my dark feelings tend to go away and it seems like it has never happened, But when things seem so bad its just ends up in fighting or just living in regret, It will be in the back of my mind so i won't forget, While siting in a pitch black room i can only feel and hear how my heart beats when i think of you, But i can't fix anything that will need a redo, I wish i could go into the past but i have no power to do so, Also remeber I do love you and i do mean that.
60 Minutes On Swine Flu In 1976
60 minutes Swine Flu 1976 CBS " 60 MINUTES" documentary on the swine flu epidemics of 1976 in the U.S. It went on air only once and was never shown again. Please look at this, it talks by itself.
Felch
Felch may mean:* Felching, when semen or other fluids are sucked from the vagina or anus
Definition Of A Whore.
Female who "meets" you on Fubar, buys you drinks, "Spicy Gifts", talks sex with you, comments how bad she wants your cock when she looks at your NSFW pics, cams with you once, gets what she wants, claims to then have computer problems while playing in the mumms, gets caught, blames you and moves on. Beware.  
The Seven Habits Of Highly Effective Slackers
There is a common misperception in the workplace that effective and productive people fit into the go-getter, proactive, or highly organized mold. While it may be true that these people are often rewarded for their seemingly productive ways, their productivity levels are actually well below those of the effective slacker. Go-getters are always busy but they only focus on tasks that get noticed by executives.  These tasks are usually highly visible but rarely important to the success of the company. Proactive types are also always busy but their proactiveness leads to an eventual interference of completing higher priority work. Highly organized employees waste their lives away inside Microsoft Project and their FranklinCovey weekly planner.  On the other hand, the effective slacker quietly performs all the duties required of him perfectly and quickly. An effective slacker always delivers on time, usually because they had it done months ago and made sure no one else was aware.  Regar
Yes I Am Greek
* Because we buy whole watermelons and not in slices* Because we buy whole lambs and not in pieces* Because nights in Greece finish in the morning* Because we take our coffee slowly, while smoking and not in "shots"* Because flirting is our national hobby* Because sex is our national sport* Because we always moan about the public sector and everyone seeks to get a job in it* Because we are not puritans* Because we are not racists* Because we cheat openly, without trying to hide it* Because we go out almost every night even if we are penniless* Because we know how to spend better that we know how to save* Because we never visit others empty handed* Because there is no way to explain to foreigners what is "kapsoura" (burning desire for someone)* Because in Greece family is still something valuable* Because we do not share the petrol with those we take in our cars* Because we always make it, albeit in the last moment* Because we were slaves for 400 years yet never bring that
Yannah Sanchez
IF someone by this name hits you up. Do not add her to your friends list. She will then ask you to add her to yahoo. If you do she then talks to you for a little bit. Then the topic gets on "cams" She will send you to a site to "unlock" her cam. She will tell you to use a "credit card" with no money on it. She is very persistant. Do NOT add her to fubar or yahoo. Yes i was an idiot and added her, but deleted her after she tried to get my info off of a emtpy credit card. Just be fore warned. This is her link on fubar :  http://fubar.com/user/3467448
Age
I was born on a Wednesday and since my birthday...I've been living for 30 yearsI've been living for 361 monthsI've been living for 1,570 weeksI've been living for 10,994 daysI've been living for 263,873 hoursI've been living for 15,832,427 minutesI've been living for 949,945,651 secondsI've breathed more than 150,416,787 times!I've blinked my eyes more than 159,441,787 times!My heart has beaten more than 1,108,269,890 times!
What Is This Site All About Now
Ok after a short break from the Fu I have returned and am curios to know what this site is all about now - so much seems to have changed or is it me - am I that different now Im nearer 41 (hint hint) - I am still getting into the swing of rating pictures etc and comments will come soon - but surely if some one is asking for help to level and you rate a few of there pictures to help out - is it now unheard of to rate back - or even say ty - if its unheard of I shall not do it again and neither will I moan when no one rates my pictures. Ok rant over - back to business luv my fu owner and fu fiance - and yeah a lot of fu others too
C&h
What Would Your Friends Say About You?
    1. Passionate, extreme, but often missunderstood.    2.Sticks to self, introverted, but faithful and loving.    3.Intelligent, witty, and mellow.    4.Bold, passionate, and charismatic.    5.Shy, introverted, but the most loyal person in the world.    6.Flirty, fun, and gorgeous.     WOULD LOVE TO KNOW WHAT MY TRUE FRIENDS THINK OF ME OUT OF THE THINGS LISTED ABOVE
Innovative Pizza Box
Green Box is an innovative pizza box that easily breaks down into 4 serving plates, while the remainder of the box transforms into a storage container for leftovers.   Made from a standard pizza blank, the Green Box requires no additional material and can therefore be produced at no additional manufacturing cost.
A Poem And A Song
    This is for a special someone.....
The Caveman Menu
http://www.earth360.com/diet_paleodiet_balzer.html This is a website containing the "The Paleolithic Diet" I want to try this one out
Road Trip
CHRIS AND I WILL HIT THE ROAD  SO KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THE SHORT BUS           SEE YOU AROUND DAVE AKA SHORT BUS
Moms Update
Doctor called today moms tempature spiked again this time 104.8* now they are giving her a cocktail of different antibiotics if this don't help knock out the fever and  kill the bacteria that is in her blood  she will have to have a blood transfusion and  hope that this works.   so i still ask that you keep her in your prayers     
Rates
i need 3000 rates on this picture in the next 7days here is the link p=== 'http://fubar.com/user/1074984"> ¶PÃIÉTEß™¤Ð§Ç ¤' wrote the following at '2009-09-07 15:45:55'..>> lz help me and show me some love ty
Torn
My ex husband sent me a message this A.M. saying he was worried about his soon to be ex wife.  She called his parents house and his sister several times early this morning asking them to have him come get their daughters.  She was very upset, depressed, etc.  He tells me "I think she might want to commit suicide"  My husband Shane did just that 10 years ago.  When Rick said that in IM I wanted to click that little red X in the corner of the box.  Why?  Because it's been 10 years and I would rather not bring back the emotions and feelings that I have so carefully buried.   Does that make me a terrible person?  Does that make me a crappy friend? Rick is the man I married after Shane died.  Rick was my trying to replace Shane.  Of course it didn't work, and thankfully Rick and I care enough about eachother to not let a little thing like a divorce come between our friendship.    I asked him if he had gone to her house this morning, he said no.  The judge told him he couldn't go over the
Friendships Are Differnt
Friendships are different from all other relationships. Unlike acquaintanceship, friendship is based on love. Unlike lovers and married couples, it is free of jealousy. Unlike children and parents, it knows neither criticism nor resentment. Friendship has no status in law. Business partnerships are based on a contract. So is marriage. Parents are bound by the law. But friendships are freely entered into, freely given, freely exercised.
For My Friends Part 2
Well I am back from my trip and I did alot of soul searching and thinking... I have to come to realize that I have given up on alot of things and the one song pretty much says what I am going to do... So friends if you really want to know what I am about to do then you should take the time and sit back and listen to Jesus Take the Wheel.... That is what I am going to do... I will be stepping away from FU life for awhile and enjoy my kids and really see what is out there for me... Like Reba's one song says Is there life out there... Well I am going to take the time to find out... Let life bring what it brings and that just might take the one guy who will take the opportunity to prove me wrong about online life.... I have to come to realize that online is just what it is online... It can't be anything more or anything less... Don't get me wrong I have no regrets and never will... I have come to make friends with alot of ppl and some i really cherish who have become like family to me and
Stolen
Those four little words come from the very depths of my soul. They were not given lightly and they mean a great deal. It means forever, and beyond death for me. You are the only one I love and you are the only one I want to be with. Tempers have flared and accusations have been thrown on both sides. Yet those four words remain. They are words that bind the heart that no matter what you will have my love eternally and I will have yours. They are unconditionally and irrecoverably. Just like my love for you. I love you just as much now as I did when I first told you I did. Nothing has changed. You are in my heart and on my mind and in my soul. I need you in my life and I miss you so badly.
Fuck This Shit!
You wanted an explanation so here it is. My status tonight said this....i'm sick and tired of this bullshit. be happy with what you have or don't be, but quite takin your shitty ass attitudes out on me, then apologizing for it like it's not a big deal. i'm fuckin done with this place. some of u ppl are just fucking ridiculous and childish..... although some of it was cut off lol. So, many of you would like to know why I'm feeling this way at the moment and I'm irritated enough to just let all my shit out there lol. So I'm talking to this guy here who claims to be my friend. The convo topic is unimportant atm. But while I was talking to him I was also leaving profile comments for my friends here on the fu. I needed to catch up so I figured I'd do it tonight. All of the sudden I get this shout that says something about me leaving the comments and how he's so stupid. So I apologize (like an ass, but I was trying to be nice) and explain to him what I have just said. Then I get a "Oh I'm
It's Ok
The more you have loved and have allowed yourself to suffer because of your love, the more you will be able to let your heart grow wider and deeper. – Henri Nouwen I don’t have much to say anymore. I feel a lot, but have lost my ability to express those feelings through words be it written or spoken. I am not the girl that i used to be, however i am growing, falling, changing and learning. I hope that the girl waiting on the other side is more beautiful, confident & loving than the one i know today. I’m learning that my love is a bit overwhelming at times. My love twists and turns and morphs the ideas in my head  into false realities. My love is a bit gullible and all too believing. Sometimes i think my love could save someone, could help someone, could heal someone…but i’m learning that it isn’t always welcome, or wanted, or desired…and that’s okay. It’s okay to love and care about people without words or actions, just from
Me Gusta.
"My side of the bed"That's not a phrase one utters with great frequency when you're not sleeping with someone.And 9 times out of 10 who you're sleeping with is your lover.Hell... 9 times out of 10 when you say "my side of the bed"you're talking about your live in.Exclusivity, priorities, marriage.That kinda shit.Very suddenly the sky is falling.And I'm trapped in a coffin of cubicle dimensions and postit memos."Taken"that's another word we don't hear in casual conversation.These words are the plunger of my executioner's needle.That just made it press all the faster.Everything slowed down in that realization.As poison reality sped through my veins and into my heart.It could have lasted all day.Everything got thick, like walking through mud, maybe losing a shoe or two.I wanted to escape, go to my happy placewhere the air wasn't lead, and my insides weren't falling into my toes,but the only destinations on my list had her with me.My next recollection is washing sick and grime out of my mo
Confused
I love the girl I am with and things have been tuff. We both have 3 kids each which makes it harder. She has been talking about moving out to relieve some stress. I don't think that is fair just giving the kids what they want. What do you think?
Here Comes The Sun - The Beatles
  I think it's Beatles day today or something...nothing but them on the radio today.  Was rather nice actually.  :)   Here comes the sun, here comes the sun,and I say it's all rightLittle darling, it's been a long cold lonely winterLittle darling, it feels like years since it's been hereHere comes the sun, here comes the sunand I say it's all rightLittle darling, the smiles returning to the facesLittle darling, it seems like years since it's been hereHere comes the sun, here comes the sunand I say it's all rightSun, sun, sun, here it comes...Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...Little darling, I feel that ice is slowly meltingLittle darling, it seems like years since it's been clearHere comes the sun, here comes the sun,and I say it's all rightIt's all right
Poem
you will always a place in my heart just to let you know I love seeing your face in the morning when i wake and every time you kiss me you take my breath away just being around you makes my day when i look into your eyes i just cant find the words to say when im with you you everything bad in the world just goes away. is it good or bad
Your Ask Who Is The Black Dahlia? ( Care To Take Time To Read About Her?)
    On January 15, 1947 a housewife named Betty Bersinger left her home on Norton Avenue in the Leimert Park section of Los Angeles, bound for a shoe repair shop. She took her three-year-old daughter with her and as they walked along the street, coming up on the corner of Norton and 39th, they passed by several vacant lots that were overgrown with weeds. She couldn’t help but feel a little depressed as she looked out over the deserted area. Development had been halted here, thanks to the war, and the open lots had been left looking abandoned and eerie. Betty felt slightly disconcerted and then shrugged it off, blaming her emotional state on the gray skies and the cold, dreary morning.     As she walked a little further along, she caught a glimpse of something white over in the weeds. She was not surprised. It wasn’t uncommon for people to toss their garbage out into the vacant lot and this time, it looked as though someone had left a broken department store mannequin
My Response To Tettibear
UPDATE: I probably should have given some context to this.  A few nights ago I commented in a blog posted by Tettibear (http://www.fubar.com/user/1374888) about Obama's health care plan.  She seemed fairly reasonable so I shouted to her and we chatted for a bit.  When I expressed my disgust about people calling Obama a communist fascist socialist nazi, she retorted that Obama is a socialist.  I challenged her to find evidence of this, not conjecture.  She responded with an article from Accuracy in Media (here: http://www.aim.org/aim-column/obamas-international-socialist-connections/).  A poorly written op-ed piece by a conservative think tank penned back in February of 2008.  Again, I challenged her to find evidence, not conjecture or talk of loose associations as the AIM article does.  Her response is below (you can also find the article she pasted here: http://www.wnd.com/index.php?pageId=78330)  My responses are in bold.  ŦĕĮĮıßéâŗ: Students and young
Lets Recap
I got this From a Fellow Fubarian with some sense, Guitars007. Thank you for sending me this gem,, And for giving me permission to repost,> So, Let's Recap - > > > > > > > > 1. The American people elect a black president with a total of 142 days experience as a U.S. Senator from the most politically corrupt state in America whose governor is ousted from office. The President's first official act is to order the close of Gitmo and make sure terrorists civil rights are not violated. (He screwed up!!)> > > > 2. The U.S. Congress rushes to confirm a black Attorney General, Eric Holder, whose law firm we later find out represents seventeen Gitmo Terrorists. (An honest mistake?)> > > > 3. The CIA Boss appointee, Leon Panetta, has absolutely no experience, has a daughter Linda, we find out, who is a true radical anti-American activist and a supporter of all the Anti-American regimes in the western hemisphere. (There > > were socio-economic factors involved!)> > > > 4. We got the second most c
Things That Are Going On.
First off, I would like to thank allllllllllll my friends here. I love all of you. Some of you have kept me here over the past couple months and I thank you.   Let me cut to it.  I have got so much stuff going on right now. I'm not gonna bore you with details. I just think it will be in my best intesest if I leave the Fu. I don't want to. I've met so many colorful people here. I have enjoyed all of this insanity here to the fullest. But, I gotta take care of me. I need to get back to what is truly important...my family. I need to get back to being who I was about a year or so ago. I was in church and was heavily involved. I just slid way away from that. I got to get me right.   I hope all of you understand. I'll keep my profile up untill the end of next week. Message me if you want. All I ask is for your support.   Thanks, Tim(smoke14)
Funny Quotes From True Blood
Lafayette: Excuse me. Who ordered the hamburger, with AIDS?Redneck: I ordered the hamburger deluxe.Lafayette: In this restaurant, the hamburger deluxe comes with french fries, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and AIDS. Do anybody have a problem with that?Redneck: Yeah, I'm an American and I got say in who makes my food.Lafayette: Well baby, it's too late for that. Faggots been breeding your cows, raising your chickens, even brewing your beer alone even before I walked my sexy ass up in this mother fucker. Everything on your god damned table got AIDS.Redneck: You still ain't making me eat no AIDS burger.Lafayette: Well all you gotta do is say hold the AIDS. Here...*Lafayette picks up one of the hamburger buns and licks it.*Lafayette: Eat it.*Lafayette pushes the bun onto the redneck’s face and punches him.*Lafayette: Bitch, you come in my house you’re gonna eat my food the way I fucking make it! Do you understand me?*Lafayette takes the redneck’s plate and dumps the food into hi
Mysophilia
The arousal from handling soiled underwear or foul odors.
Auction Update : Please Read!
UPDATE: Due to having no internet connection for the last two days, I was unable to answer pm's and sb questions regarding the auction and will now be extending the auction until Saturday (9/12/09)     DA RULES:   1. All auction participants have the option to cancel any bid or to withdraw from the auction if they choose to do so.       2. To view the people up for auction, simply go to my auction folder, and choose the person you would like to bid on.       3. To bid, simply leave a comment with your offer, after checking what the latest high bid is ofcourse :PNOTE: You can bid fubucks, bling packs, vip, happy hours or cash, or a combination of those things.Remember: Cash /bling packs/vips and Happy Hours are worth more than fu-bucks !!!       4. A quick conversion chart example for you:   $20 cash is equal to:   -25 credit bling pack   - a one month vip-   -a 7 day blast   -4 ticker messages   (Each auction participant will choose what is worth the most
Jesus Camp Documentary
After viewing the indie film "Jesus Camp" for the second time; I still have the same exact views on it an the people in it. I find it quite ironic that there's a radio listener calling in saying that atheists beam an "authoritative sense" to Christians. In my experience I have been confronted numerous times and handed enough miniature bibles the paper matter could make up for half a redwood forest. I work across the street from a Church and at least twice a week someone is coming in voicing their opinion that I didn't ask for; wether it be about my tattoos and asking why I did this to my body and if I know it's a sin, to asking if I know why Jesus died for our sins. It really irritates me that I am interpreted to be ignorant of religion. The entanglement of politics in religion is also another thing the movie mentions that is a pet peeve of mine. One too many a candidate has used god or their religious views to win votes or capture a certain demographics attention. It shouldn't matter
A Soldier's View Of 9/11
9/11/01. We all know the date. We all know what it means. It's our generations version of Pearl Harbor. A day that will live in infamy. I remeber that day every day of my life. I was in freshman year of high school. I remember our superintendant telling the teachers to turn on CNN. When we all saw it, it was surreal to say the least. My godmother worked there. She was on the 67th floor in the first tower that collapsed. We tried to call all day. Nothing. Three weeks, nothing. Finally, her son told us she was found. That feeling made my heart literally collapse. She was my second mother, for lack of a better term. I have nightmares to this day of thst day. I would have had them even if she wasn't in there.  But to this day, I still remember everything going in slow motion. This is with me being a state away, mind you. This was the reason I joined the Army. To give back to the country that's given me so much, and to make a woman who meant so much to me proud. I love you Titi Olga. Rest i
Single?
I get a lot of guys asking me about being single as if they feel sorry for me. I am single by choice. I do not believe in monogamy. Don't want to be tied down to one boring relationship. I don't see that ever happening. I enjoy being free and having lots and lots of close friends. All my married friends are miserable. I don't ever want to be like that.
We're All God's Creations.....
Each of us is a creation of Gods' a piece of his own personal art , we have to stop criticizing ourself and others. That's all there is to it. We should learn to lift each other up and not push each other down; love and support not hate and rejection. Share a smile, make it your daily goal to lift up someone that is down. If you have wronged someone be a better person and stand up and admit it.
Jesus And Satan 3rd Try
Jesus  and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.  Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.'  So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed  away.  They moused.   They faxed.   They e-mailed.   They e-mailed with attachments.   They downloaded.   They did spreadsheets!
Why????
Why is it always the good ones that are like Angels on Earth that are struggling so much or become sick and then some? Why not the murderers or hateful people that do bad things to people? Why is it that murderers, theifs and and others get richer while the poor struggle more and get poorer? Why can't someone help everyone and make them all better? Why with todays medical technology are we not able to heal and find cures to Cancer and other major medical issues? Why is it that I am not rich so I could break a few heads and get things going to make things better in this world? My prayers, thoughts and healing energy go out to my friends. family and those that I love through out the world!!  
Great Speech And So True !!!!
I am honored by the invitation to address you on this august occasion. It's about time. Be warned, however, that I am not here to impress you; you'll have enough smoke blown your way today. And you can bet your tassels I'm not here to impress the faculty and administration. You may not like much of what I have to say, and that's fine. You will remember it though. Especially after about 10 years out there in the real world. This, it goes without saying, does not apply to those of you who will seek your careers and your fortunes as government employees. This gowned gaggle behind me is your faculty. You've heard the old saying that those who can - do. Those who can't - teach. That sounds deliciously insensitive. But there is often raw truth in insensitivity, just as you often find feel-good falsehoods and lies in compassion. Say good-bye to your faculty because now you are getting ready to go out there and do. These folks behind me are going to stay right here and teach. By the way, just
Memories Of 9-11-01
I was one of the lucky ones.  I didn’t lose anyone in the attacks of 09-11-01.   Has it really been 8 years since that day?   Lots of people remember where they were when this happened, I mean how could they not?!   It was strange for me because I was 3500 miles away from my home on business and did everything go into a tailspin.   I live less then an hour’s train ride from NYC.  At the time I was working for an international airline.  A week or so before the event I flew to London for training that my job gives every year – 2 weeks.   I had just spent a great weekend with my sister and her friend who came to London with her Mom to see me on my time off.  There is nothing like treating a 15 year old and friend to a flight overseas to put you in the cool group.  After getting all to London Heathrow Airport to fly home, I got back into a training mind set.    Being 5 hours ahead of New York, the news came in at lunchtime in London.  There were people standi
Vengeance
                       Vengeance    Blood is flushing through me as your bastardly words hit my page. I try to thrust it to one side, as they keep flowing in. But they are soured with the intention to hurt me. My mind sending a currant of boiling lava to my finger tips. I retort your crossness with a heavy torch of fire burning with a violent shade red, the keys below my tips steam as I strike one at a time. The fluidness rising in my punctured heart caused by your deliberate poison.  Now my only function is for you to feel the flow of its potency. The pain you give to me, the pain clouds my feelings. My love turning into a bitter distant memory. As each word I see before me tiers at my tissue leaving me scared. A Empty space beats within, as I watch you vaporizing into non existence.  And my blood erupts as my words explode in your mind. You retreat for cover as you plot your return with vengeance.   I torture my brain with confused and lustful emotions. I feel a surge of pity as I
Hcv National Summit 'tweets'
Debbullan Announcements Special announcements shared with supporters of Debbullan Inc. are shared here with you! To get real time announcements or to show your support email debbullan@cs.com Friday, September 11, 2009 'TWEETS' from the National Summit on Viral Hepatitis of September 11 in Washington, D.C. Find a copy of the itinerary at this url:http://www.debbullan.org/HepatitisSummitAgenda8_27_09.pdfDebbullan Director Dawn Webb attended today, Friday September 11, 2009Taking time to remember the victims of 9/11Welcome to Debbullan's live audit of the National Summit on Viral Hepatitis in Washington DC. For live updates...About 300 people are in attendance of National Summit on Viral Hepatitis in Washington DC.First Speaker John G. Bartlett, MD, a man of a passion for bringing positive awareness of Hep C to the mass publicWhat Have We Learned from HIV and how do we apply it to HCV? HCV must become general med
What Hurts The Most.
I dunno what to think anymore. or how to feel. its like im slowly going numb. Im trying to be happy and bubbly but its not working.  Generaly im happy I really am. I wish i could explain how i feel better.. ugh everyone bear with me please. i promise the ride will be worth it...   " i will wait for as long as it takes"
Auction = Win
Now I know nothing of this whoring shit,but imma try.My manhood is on the line.So   I AM IN AN AUCTION!!! Winner gets to own me for a month
Tree Take 3
You Are Confident and Dominant You are a very independent, do it yourself kind of person. You've had to rely on yourself. You know how to be strong for yourself and the people you love. You have a protective streak. You sometimes come off as a little assertive. You know what you want, and you're not afraid to go get it. The only thing you require from people is that they're straight with you. You are ready for the truth. The Tree Test Blogthings: Discover the Parts of Your Personality that Have Been Hiding
"obama/biden 08"
Do you have regrets about putting that "OBAMA/BIDEN 08" sticker on yourvehicle? Are you tired of having to park the back of the parking lot so people won'tmock you? When you pull up to an intersection, do you turn up Rush Limbaugh reallyloud so others will think you are conservative? If you are not accustomed to hard work, the task of removing these stickersyourself can be as daunting as trying to dig up a Hawaiian birthcertificate. But there is good news! For only $499 I can safely remove that unsightly sticker(s) from yourvehicle and restore your dignity. We used only state of the art hard work to remove these unsightly blemishesfrom your car. Yes, $499 may seem like a lot of money, but if you voted for him... you'llprobably buy anything!
If Someone Could Help
This is the cover sheet to one of my projects for my college course. Unfortunately my printer seems to have gone kaput. I have been told that there are possible issues printing to either a grey or a black background. I have no bloody way of knowing and the internet as usual is full of misleading info. If some kind soul could print it for me and confirm it looks like it does here i would be grateful.
First Time Connecting
    At first you think “What the hell am I doing up here?” You feel slightly sick as you climb out of the man basket onto the 12” beam for the first time, almost like you need to lay down somewhere. Your mouth is dry, but your hands are wet inside of you cloth gloves with the Ironworkers logo printed on the oversized cuff along with the number of the local which you are apprenticing for. Quite suddenly you are over whelmed by a wave of vertigo so bad it robs you of your ability to stand up, try as you might your legs won’t push you to stand upright. All the sudden 12” doesn’t seem like it’s a lot of room to stand on, much less walk on.     You fight the urge to “coon “ the steel, which is when you sit on the top flange, and push on the bottom flange with your feet while pulling yourself along with your hands, kind of  like scooting yourself along, to the next point where you are suppose to be connecting the next piece of steel with
Twelve Tips For A Great Relationship
Twelve tips for a great relationshipTalk to each other. Your partner cannot read your mind, no matter how much they love you. Be clear about what you want to say and listen carefully to your partner. Spend time together. Love is time, the time you invest in each other. Make your relationship a priority. Balance the time you spend at work with the time you spend working on your relationship. To feel good about your relationship you need to feel good about yourself; work on it. Make room in your relationship for differences and value those differences. Relationships are flexible; let yours grow and adapt with you. Set goals for your relationship and plan for your future life together. Try not to judge, criticise or blame each other. After all, we're only human. No one is perfect, arguments happen; resolve them with respect. Be sexually considerate of each other. Be affectionate and have fun. Remember your sex drives may be different. Be attentive and romantic. Remember how it was when yo
Belive In Yourself
To see light look at sun , to see love look at mum,to see beauty look at nature,to see hope look at future ,but to see all these look in mirror....you are the best...just belive in yourself....
Truly...
So appreciate people thinking I'm stupid and can't make a valid judgment for myself. Thank you.
Racism Sucks More Than I Do!!
Okay so currently I am in charge of my girls page and it ticked me off that a jerk came up on her SB and said "so you like niggers huh?"  then he went on to say " i bet you're so stretched and ragged out now"!   This is the kind of ignorance that is ruining society and life for everyone.  What ever happened to the time when we cared about each other and lifted each other instead of dragging each other down???  Okay so it's a mean term that at once point in time was meant to mean 'a black person'.  But, people get a life there is more than one meaning and if you are going to use a word educate your ignorant azz about what it truly means.  The alltime original use of the term nigger was to mean a dirty person.  So, let's wake up and look in the mirror first cause name calling is dirty so who's the nigger now?  I'm betting that it's not the person that you were about to call that "name".  Grow up and grow with God.  Just remember that you have been dirty in one way or another at some poin
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I have no idea what I've been doing for the last two hours.I think I cooked, cleaned, and did laundry.I'm stuck in autopilot, and this is something I've been meaning to think about ...againin blog form.Yeah, yeah, I do this at least twice a week.There are things going on right now that I really don't wanna fucking deal with likeI lost my paycheck- HAHAHAHA .... yeah.I'm 99% sure I left it in my desk, but that 1% made my weekend suck.Furthermore, I'm having to poof out my moneyas in magic trick without the scantily clad girls.Brake lights is at least going to be a couple hundred because *flops over to one side* they have to run an electrical system diagnostic.I'm being charged a security deposit for 140 by my electric company because someone that has paid their bills late, on time, or ... all of them for five years is some sort of ... risk?Fuck your monopoly by the way.Next up we need doggy shots and roids for her allergies.Also shit I don't want to deal with because it takes a couple h
You Will Be Missed Bro
        In Remembrance Of Docy    
Ok - This Is Seriously Cool
Since this is the first thing I've made that hasn't been listed in this community, I thought I'd share. I made both of them, but I'm in the pink one.Smiles. -Sierra
Blah Blah Blah
every goes "oh yeah" i understand you are bi-polar and all the rest of it. but you go and do something "mad" like telling them you hear voices and hallucinate and they run a mile and call you a crazy bastard. can't fucking win.
Quiz
1. you can only answer YES or NO 2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks. -- and believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming nothing is exactly as it seems. Now, here's what you're supposed to do. . . Copy and paste this into your notes, delete my answers, type in your answers and message me with them and pass it on to friends. ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- -Been arrested? --- noKissed someone you didn't like? --- yesSlept in until 5 PM? --- yesRan a red light? --- yesBeen suspended from school? --- noExperienced love at first sight? --- yesTotaled your car in an accident? --- noBeen fired from a job? --- noFired somebody? --- yesSang karaoke? --- noPointed a gun at someone? --- noDone something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- YesCaught a snowflake on your tongue? --- yesKissed in the rain? --- yesHad a close brush with death (your own)? --- yesSeen someone die? --- yesPlayed spin-the-bot
Ughhhh
I've seen as of late alot of dumb shit happeneing. I don't know what's worse the clique fights (don't get me wrong my prego ass damn near pisses itself over it) or watching worthless ppl beg for handouts and then say screw u wen the time comes you need help. I've seen MANY bend over backward to help alot of these ppl on here and my question is simply this:   DO YOU TRUELY HELP EVERY1 WHEN YOU SAY YOU DO OR IS IT JUST FOR SHOW AND YOU ARE AS SELFISH AS THE NEXT?   I'd really like some feedback. I'm now to the point if someone wants help, I'm going to start charging their ass! Am I wrong for such a thought?   Oh, and another thing I think I'll address... FRIENDS.... I have almost 500 of you ppl on my list and I'll be damned if any of you (a SMALL select shall remain nameless but you know who you are that talk to me) drop by and say hello anymore. It's almost as if you forgot who helped you get where most of you are! (and if you look at my blings, you see its ME!) Get off your ass a
Please Help Me I Need Advice And Help
I KNOW ALLOT OF TEXT AND INFO BUT PLEASE READ AND HELP TWO HOMIES THAT ARE VERY MUCH IN LOVE AND WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF THEIR LIVES TOGETHER BE TOGETHER..ANY HELP IS APPRECIATED AND IF YOU CANT HELP MAYBE YOU KNOW OF OTHERS WHO CAN..JUST SO LONG HAS IT HELPS ME AND MY MAN REUNITE THAT'S THE MAIN THINGYour visa application has beem suspended under the section 221(g) of the Immigration and Nationality Act because you have not presented some required documents.Your application will be reconsidered when you have returned the indicated documents indicated below.You must supply the following additional documentation :Sighed copies of your sponsor's/joint sponsor's U.S. federal income tax returns, IRS Form 1040 ( Form 1040.1040A,or 1040EZ) for tax year 2008,with all supporting scheduals.IRS printouts are acceptable,we cannot accept corporate or state income tax returns. www.irs.govThe Affidavit of Support,Form I-134,from,the sponsor who filled your immigrant visa petition. www.uscis.govYou
My Love
So, the majority of my friends know, I'm hands down, the biggest fan of boobs.  Alot of guys say they are, but trust me, I'm the biggest.  Small, Big, fat, skinny, short, long, doesn't matter.  I love all of them.  And I to prove to everyone that I am the biggest fan there is, I have come up with a way to show you, sorta. So, if there a like a Boob's football team, I would be that psycho devoted fan that you always see wearing a Boob's jersey.  Probably dress up as a boob, got season tickets to all the Boob's games, home and away.  TAILGATE PARTY FOR THE BOOBS!!!!  GO BOOBS!!! YOU'RE THE GREATEST THING ON THE PLANET!!!  See what I'm getting at?  I'm  saying I'd open a Boob's sports bar.  All the waitresses and bartenders would have to wear shirts that say BOOB'S om the front.  Women drink for free if the flash me their boobs, that kinda thing. So you see what I'm getting at?  I love boobs more than any man on the planet.  And to show you again?  I'm going to scour the internet and fi
Art
        coloplay pink      Gorgeous      colorplay negative   
Green Eyed Girl
~Green Eyed Girl ~fuWife to Soldier4life ~Vixen of the Dark Realm~@ fubar This is one of my closest and dearest friends show her lots of love AND respect! love ya darling !!!
Math Trivia
Do you know that SEX can tell what your age is? Just do a simple Math.. How many times would you like to have sex in a week? (choose 1-9) Multiply your number by 2: plus 5: multiply it by 50 add 1758 then subtract your birthyear.. now you'll have a 3-digit number The first is the number of times you would like to have sex and the last 2 digits is your age.. :)
Daddy Should Have Known Better.
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...the Pond Pt2
....continued "The Pond"   He lets go of me as blood drips down his back from the scratches he had received. He looks me in the eyes with deep intent, and asks me why do I feel the way 1 feel. Unable to answer, I just stare back at him. "You dug your nails into my back, but it's my face that feels pain" he exclaims. I stand still awaiting his next move. He walks, I folllow. I end up standing on a boulder;and he circles me. Unaware of his intentions, I turn myself toward him as he circles,watching his every move. He says that where im standing is something spiritual, a burial ground or something. He starts on a rant about how he doesn't really exist, and how he is 800 years old. "Shut up! That's just the gin talking" I say. His demeanor, his eyes, they all change as if he became possessed. He asks if he scares me and then says "you only fear the things that you dont know". He's right, I don't know, and at this point,to be honest, I don't want to know. I walked to the car as fast as
Things Aint Always What They Seem
Its funny how a song can unlock doors that you thought you long ago securely locked.A few days ago I heard a song that sent my mind tumbling down a spiral hole.No, not dwelling in the past. Just remembering.It's funny how at times we think we know everything. We shrug off people's warnings. I was warned and told my ex was using me. Perhaps I was a bit childish. Maybe even a little self-centered. I felt that the persons warning was a bit insulting. To me it seemed more like they were saying that he could never love me. That I wasn't good enough for him. In reality it was just because she had gone through the same thing. Same abusive relationship. I feel sometimes in order for us to learn things. We need to actually experience them.The things we go through help us grow. Shape us into the people we are meant to be.
Obamacare
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers.  "Hello?"  "Mrs. Sanders, please."  "Speaking."  "Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good."  "What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.  "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."  "That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.  "Normally we can, but the new health care system will only pay for these expensive tests just one time."  ''Well, what am I supposed to do now? "  "The folks at Obama health care recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
Henry Gibson
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Henry Gibson, the veteran comic character actor best known for his role reciting offbeat poetry on "Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In," died Monday. He was 73. Gibson's son, James, said Gibson died at his home in Malibu after a brief battle with cancer.After serving in the Air Force and studying at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts, Gibson — born James Bateman in Philadelphia in 1935 — created his Henry Gibson comic persona, a pun on playwright Henrik Ibsen's name, while working as a theater actor in New York. For three seasons on "Laugh-In," he delivered satirical poems while gripping a giant flower. After "Laugh-In," Gibson went on to appear in several films, including "The Long Goodbye" and "Nashville," which earned him a Golden Globe nomination. His most memorable roles included playing the menacing neighbor opposite Tom Hanks in "The 'Burbs," the befuddled priest in "Wedding Crashers" and voicing Wilbur the Pig in the animated "Charlotte's Web."His re
Emotions And Thoughts
  As some of you know or not, ( dont care, really at this time) my dad passed away and i come up to Salem, Oregon to help my mom out and just be with her.  Im finding im going through a LOT of emotions and feelings as a result, mostly, that im more numb then usual and EXTREMEMLY  horny, and was mentioning to a couple close people on my family here(Fu) and in my "real" life, that i wish i could get Fucked into unconsciousness by a lady.   Do you think im just "venting" my emotions or?  I would like your comments. and if local. give me a shout  
Just Venting Raw Emotion And Some Ryme
back stabers are hardley your friend they smile to your face straig until the end. but if u stay true to them it wont be thiers but yours see a hatefull drama seeking fool is no good to the force. a hoe is a hoe a bitch is a bitch their is no saving of thier sould i promise you this a lost soul can be found but a tainted heart is no good no happiness here but misery sorrow and a hole lot of fear. i would rather be alone and no my place .. than to live in a group off people constantly lieing to my face. i cannot stand for a lieng fukin bitch nor can i tolerate a fembot a pretendika one so weak she cannot even chose to angel or devil sheel sneek thru the lot . buyer beware shes danger all be ware. this one will lie.act as an imposter or lie do i look fat in this ....oh noooo as they walk behind you .....look at that ugly hoe oh yes we all knwo this m i hope all goonies grow up and pretendikas get real the scanks and sluts i fear are already a bust see if you give all the good
I Just Learned.....
that 'normal' friends would laugh at you wanting to join a convent. Real friends will volunteer to go with you knowing the combo of the two of you would get you skeeballed straight into hell!   i love my weirdo friends :D
Destro
I'm an eighties baby; I never really got to find out what significance Destro's genetic make-up was, in comparison to the other COBRA.  So... I just took control of him... and savved him out. I'll yoke you out, like an albino boa; rear naked choke from Destro, latisimus dorsi flex, like a king cobra. Trapezius corded, no spectacles awarded - instead, afforded it's the Red Hand of Ulster. Nature's color-coded.  The more spectacular the markings, the more potent the poison.  My copperhead stare polar, but so much colder. I got that anaconda coil, bone-breaking serpentine swag at my disposal.  So, heed the warning soldier. I'll reproach you wit' venom - you get no cold shoulder.  The general issue can't soil my order. Approach a master seargent and get shown no quarter.  I'll hug you 'til your bones are broken and your wardrobe soiled. I could just go viper and bite your fuckin' face off; leave you caroded,  and spoiled.  The tactics, formless cause chaos and disorder. 
Bottle Of Wine :)
Bottle of Wine A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Mondaymorning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, butamazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After theycrawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The womansays, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just lookat our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a signfrom God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of ourdays.' Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a signfrom God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car iscompletely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely Godwants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.' She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opensit and drinks half the bottle and then ha
Special New Stuff! Vids Included! (dirty)
GOT SOME HOT NEW STUFF HERE IN THIS FILE   VERY DIRTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   VIDEOS!!!!!!! HERE
Jerk Of The Day
This idiot (who cannot spell by the way) is one crude little boy (even though he says he is 41).  Just because I would not web cam with him (since I dont have a cam) or even call him and listen to him "Cum Hard" over the phone.  Called me a dork.  And I doubt if he knows what it really means and such a mature thing to say for an older man. I blocked him rated his pics a 1 and left him a few choice comments. Just wanted to show you what a real idiot looks like. http://fubar.com/user/3527385
For My Friends
LIFE IS SOMETHING THAT SHOULD BE CHERISHED EVEN IN THE ROUGHEST OF TIMES,WE ARE ALL PUT IN THIS WORLD FOR A REASON, REASONS WE MIGHT NOT KNOW OF RIGHT OFF TIL IT SMACKS YOU IN THE FACE. THE TIMES THAT I HAVE BEEN ON HERE I HAVE MADE SOME AMAZING FRIENDS, OTHERS OF WHO I CAN TALK TO AND THERE WILL ACTUALLY LISTEN WITHOUT JUDGEMENT, BECAUSE AFTER ALL THERE JUST 1 JUDGE AND EVERYONE WILL MEET HIM SOMEDAY. BUT THE REASON FOR MY BLOG TODAY IS TO THANK THOSE WHO HAVE ALWAYS STOOD BESIDE ME AND WAS ALWAYS HERE WHEN I CAME BACK YOU WILL ALWAYS BE VERY SPECIAL IN MY HEART.YOU ARE TRUELY ONE OF A KIND TO ME.. AND ALSO TO THE NEW FRIENDS I AM MAKING, I AM VERY HAPPY TO BE ABLE TO HAVE THE CHANCE TO KNOW YOU.I NOT HERE LOOKING FOR THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, BUT IT'S TRUE IT CAN BE FOUND ANYWHERE I BELIEVE THAT.AND SOMETIME WITHOUT KNOW IT SLIPS BY.BUT I ALSO BELIEVE WHAT IS MEANT WILL BE. TAKE TIME TO KNOW PEOPLE YOU COME ACROSS IN YOUR LIFE, BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU MIGHT BE MISSING OUT ON.
Silent Scream
the whole world trembled with every breath you took, as you moved to move away from me, the fabric of my little world shook, i could not look away as the chaos came down like rain, i wanted to scream out in agony, to make this someone else's pain, but i bit my tongue, i said nothing, i silenced as much as i could dare, i could not cry out as i wanted to, i dared not to show i cared, fairness was my every intention, every sob that came but escaped, i never meant to use my tears against you, i never intended to wound or manipulate, running away didn't work, and throwing things around wouldn't help, i sat in my own puddling tears, a whimpering wolf, no, but a whelp, just a lost little puppy, no ferocity left in this heart, listening as you moved away from me, breaking my world and my heart, i bit my tongue, my soul bled from the effort of saying nothing to save myself, watching as you took my every joyful moment, tucked it all away as memories, on a shelf, i
******** Every Womans Prayer**********
***************Every Woman's Prayer*****************Dear Lord, I pray for:Wisdom, to understand a man.Love, to forgive him.Patience, for his moods.Because, Lord, if I pray for strength I'll just beat him to Death!Peace. Stole this one too
Warmth From A Candle
I lay in bed, I can hardly see The candle flickers, Not nearly enough to see. I want to dream. I imagine you're here with me, Holding me the way I need to be held, The light glows brighter, Touching, Loving, Security. Fingers exploring hands roaming, Warmth rising, Tenderness, passion, I want to feel, feel loved. The light flickers. Closing my eyes I imagine, Flesh touching flesh, skin interwined to be one. The smell, the taste. Sweat glistening in the candlelight. Passionately loving one another, Fullfilling each and every desire, Exploring, leaving nothing untouched.  
You Just Can't Make These Things Up
Sometimes you can't help but to wonder if these things are planned, or it's just really awesome that stuff like this happens by mere coincidence. And then you see it happen. This is one of those times that just makes me really laugh out loud.   · Dixie Normous just walked into the bar! · what ever just walked into the bar!     So... your kok's enormous huh? The person behind you says "whatever".     Well, you might not have laughed, but I sure did! LOL! :-P
Passion Or Love?
 Rising from the shadows, a beautiful emododiment formed from the perfection of the Creator's hand. Setting my eyes on it i have become entranced with a passion burning from within that must rest as a deep dark secrete never to be spoken of again.with every passing day my mind ,body and spirit are held hostage among my own deepest desires to endulge in a temptation of furious passion.In his voice I feel a sense of strength and power that motivates submission of my being to the deepest part of my soul. a breeze trickles Gentely over my peachy skin  giving me a longing to caress every curvature of his seemingly fawless stature.In a glance of his eyes i have seen my own reflection like a canvas of human desires painted upon a wall for display.a consuming fire of lust burns in me as i wait for the quenching of  this sickining eternal desire to be put to rest. seeking desperately for one wish, that the barrier would fall away from us. I have discovered my attraction to him is more than infa
This Guy Might Have A Pic Of You
it has come to my attention that there is a guy going around to womens & possibly mens page and copying any ole pic of the person and upload it in his pics. here is the link to his default pic where the pics are http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=2245413 plz pass this blog around to everyone you know and help stop this guy
New Targets
Hey guys here's 2 new targets for us to help out until  Honorary Member Week starts next week these 2 are really simple first is Smootchie   Sm00tchie Co-Owner @ SINS OF EVIL@ fubar and the second is WowThatsHot. A friend and supporter of the group and of her named Asus is also offering 20k per 100 rates of her pics so when you get done rating her folder just comment on the last pic "folder rated" and when you are done hit Asus up with the grand total of pics you rated and he will pay you here's the link to her page   *WOWTHATSHOT*@ fubar Here's Asus's link to his page to hit him up for payment,he's also offering 20k for per 100 pic rates of him as well so here's an opportunity for some of you fubuck strapped members to make some really nice dough while rating as well. http://www.fubar.com/user/1597809 Till Tuesday I hope all of you are having a great,great weekend! 
Drunken Principal In A Hit And Run?
Yep - the 39 year old principal in the local high school was charged with hitting a pedestrian, leaving the scene, and - then being charged with DWI last weekend. The newspaper did not say that he was quitting/being fired, only that he remains commited to providing a good learning environment for the kids. What a train wreck.
How This Work
I still learning so bare with me please
Buggin' 2.0 (8mm Flicker)
*the following was inspired from this single image I made for my profile to look like a bad shutter effect of an 8mm projector.     S-A-double-V - Brass Knuckle Poets Society said: Certified Sicktastic - cock the shotty, Ant... yeah, click-clack it. Nightmare on a Silent Hill, all the Residents beyond drastic; Pure Evil, hellish buggin', watch out it's the sequel. Sharpen your meat cleaver - divide the fog, and leave limbs unequal...Ant the Rant of Brass Knuckle Poets Society said: I put it on 8mm, but I'm hold'n 9. Late feature, documents the history of an old crime, the mystery to unfold, told in rhyme, calm, collected, cold and refined, smiling safely, as CSI retrace the, body with a bold line, the killer sits right here and waits, online, hold'n up his call sign.S-A-double-V - Brass Knuckle Poets Society said: Berserker rage, it's time - shot released, open-says-a-heem, through the spine. Shells expended, cackle on the pine. Floors, as he Rants through the House of a Thousand. M
Fucrap
ok heres the deal, rate my pics if u want, im not gonna beg for a rating or comments, also i will not give blings just to see ur nsfw pics obviously they must not be very good if u want something that is just a pic of bling,also i had a salute and it got deleted by mistake,so if i have to have one of those to see ur profile or ur pics then may i suggest u move along or u r not worth my time to see ur page,if this offends then click the little in x in the corner and have a good day
Once Upon A Star.
I gaze up at the sky each night and find the brightest star. It's always waiting there for me so close, but yet so far. The star winks in the evening sky and reaches out to me. It magically appears each night for all the world to see. I've wished upon this special star my whole life through, it seems. I've closed my eyes and made my wish of hopes, and plans, and dreams. And then, one day I got my wish for I finally met you. You are that someone special who's made all my dreams come true. So now whenever we're apart I find that same bright star. It makes me feel so close to you no matter where you are.
To Let Go Of The Light
What do you do when you have to let go of what makes you happy when it also makes you cry?   It is possible that one thing can bring you to the heights of pleasure can be the same thing that plunges you into the depths of despair.   I should be used to this, it seems to happen every few months.  I find someone who is everything that I could dream of, everything I could ever want.  But.  There is always a but.    But the distance is too great, But I am not really ready, But I am only looking for a good time.  But, But But.    So I will let another go, because he isn’t really mine to begin with, let him go to those that make him happy and sit back and ask again:   “Why am I never enough?”
Prospects
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The Classroom
The Classroom   A lesson that should be taught in all schools. . and colleges!   Back in September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a social studies school teacher at  Robinson High School in  Little Rock , did something not to be forgotten.  On the first day of school, with the permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building supervisor, she removed all of the desks out of her classroom.   When the first period kids entered the room they discovered that there were no desks.  'Ms. Cothren, where are our desks?'   She replied, 'You can't have a desk until you tell me how you earn the right to sit at a desk.'   They thought, 'Well, maybe it's our grades.'   'No,' she said.   'Maybe it's our behavior.'   She told them, 'No, it's not even your behavior..'   And so, they came and went, the first period, second period, third period.  Still no desks in the classroom.   By early afternoon television news crews had started gathering in Ms. Cothren's cl
Bored Much?
Name something you dislike about the day you're having?I worked today. Everything else has been fine.When will your next kiss be?I have no clue.Who was the last person to smoke a cigarette in your presence?I'm thinking maybe Jeremy.Are you dating the last person you talked to?NoWho was the last person you talked to in person?ConnorAre you happy right now?SureWhat are you sitting on right now?The couchIs there someone who you instantly smile when you receive a message from?Plenty. I know some people will always tell me something funnyHave you ever wanted someone you can't have?Oh yeah.A random person yells to you "aybaybay." You say..what the fuck?Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?RonWhat were you doing last night at midnight?I think I was shooting turtles out of cannonsWhere is the shirt you are wearing from?The Boondock Saints online store. =]Are you a mean person?I really try not to be, but sometimes I can't  help it.Does anyone hate you?lol, pro
Addictions
This game is addicting and spike walls are a pain in my ass. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/games/play/80753074/
Flagged Pics
Geting pretty sic of idiots flagging pics that have nothing wrong with them and i have LOT OF FRIENDS WHO ARE HAVING SAME PROBLEMS !!!!! Get a life cos these pics im talking about that have been flagged well if any 1 is offended by them im sorry but you should be watchin Bambie and walt Disney if this offends you cos ur Pathetic  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! absolutely pathetic !!!!!!! SO GROW UP AND GET A LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O AND BTW ya betta make sure ur pica are full of Bambie pics too :) idiots on this site make me sic i can say that much !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lost. . .
  again i loved, and again I lost. . . again I believed, and I'm paying the cost. . . Yesterday I was so happy in love, today I'm falling apart. . . all because I took a chance, and opened up my heart. . . now all my hopes and dreams are gone with the wind. . . So I crawl back into my shell, where lonliness is my only true friend. . . back to the only friend I've ever really known. . . just a empty shell of skin and bone. . . no love, no heart, no spirit, no soul. . . nothing, but a great big black hole. . . no hope, no future in sight. . . Lost in a void, a world with no light. . . a place where my cries are the only sound. . . a place so cold and distant, I may as well be six feet under ground. . .  
Our Soldiers...
You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes weeks without running water.You complain of a 'headache' and call in sick.He gets shot at as other are hit,and keeps moving forward.You talk trash about your buddies that aren't with you.He knows he may never see any of his ever again.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear,not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his forehead.You get mad at the waiter for getting your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your mad that your class got held 5 minutes over.He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months.You roll your eyes when your baby cries.He gets a letter with pictures of his new baby,and wonders if they'll ever meet.If you dont forward this we will just see how conceited you really are. Just fwd if your supporting the troops.
Modern Massacre
I stand up, wondering what has happened, wondering what I have done, looking down on the bodies below.Staring into the eyes of a body, staring deeper, into those empty eyes.Slain by my own sword, wielded by my two hands. Unable to take the accusing stare... I grab once again the sword, raising it high, stabbing down into the skull of the man, a loud crack is heard.Each body, rising in my mind, accusing me, my delerium grows stronger, as I swing wildly about me, hitting nothing but air. Thinking in my madness that the guilt must come from the bodies,I slash down wildly, in a frenzy, slashing until my arms cannot handle the weight of the sword. Bodyparts lying everywhere in sight. The spirits are still accusing me, I had forgotten about them in the frenzy of mine, the madness of mine... Believing them gone.I raise my sword, focusing on one of them, slashing with all my might. Into a street lamp, Almost cutting through... Almost. As electricity flows into my body, shocking me. Making me f
Lessons
A small story my boss told me....... During a very cold winter day, a bird was flying across the sky. As it got colder and colder, the bird froze and fell to the ground. A cow walked up to it and crapped on it. The heat thawed the bird out and it began singing. The noise attracted a fox which then ate the bird. Moral of the story-not everyone who shits on you means you harm and when you are in deep shit, you should keep quiet.
Oy Fu Drama Lol
Alright, got fuengaged today as many of you know and apparently I have hurt or pissed some of you off. How many times do you have to be told that I'm a fuckin flirt and a perv and that I'm not going to change? It's understood that this is fu, not real life. So tell me wtf your problem is cuz I can't figure it out. You don't complain when you see me on cam in the loung and showing off ass much boob as I can get away with but you're gonna bitch at me for getting fuengaged. That's real nice. If you know me then you know I'm a perv and a flirt and that's just the way I am. I'm not going to change for you or anybody else no matter what. And once again I'll state this simple little fact that seems to have so many people so confused.   IT'S A FUCKING WEB SITE!!!!! Really if you don't like the way I act, then don't talk to me anymore. But don't get pissed off at me over stupid shit cuz I really don't wanna hear you bitching. I'm the biggest perv and flirt you'll ever meet and I like to play
7 Resume Lies Employers Will Never Check
Many Human Resources staffers preach the dangers of lying on your resume, and they’re right—to an extent. Inventing companies and inflating employment lengths can get you fired or at the very least embarrassed during the hiring process. But employers don’t want complete honesty, do they? There are plenty of facts that are better left private (don’t disclose your religion, age, race, etc.). And employers expect you to put your best foot forward, so show them your very best. You’re giving them a snapshot of who you are; there’s nothing wrong with using just the right lighting to show them your good side on a resume. So here are 7 “lies,”  or careful manipulations of reality that will never get you into trouble (and they have a good shot of landing you a job) 1. Lies of Omission No one in the hiring process wants to see an exhaustive list of duties from every job you’ve ever had. They don’t even want to know every job you&rsqu
Thought For The Day 9/23/09
Thought for the Day 9/23/09 Its been awhile, so I wanted to start out by saying hello again, if you missed my blogs guess what, I m back to writing again. Need to put my words somewhere and if you're reading this, hey leave a comment kudo or something say hey...The thought:-------------------------Learn something new everyday whether it be for work around the house cooking, out in the yard, out somewhere else. You can never know too much even though you already think you know it all.My life:-------------------------My life as is, complicated to say the least. I find myself attached to that mobile pda I call a phone, and always looking for a better laptop. You can never have too many friends or too many ppl who you love and love you back. Thats a true friend anyway right, someone you'd do anything for if they asked unless ya really knew em....or sometimes even when ya do.
Corot-7b
3 Pimpouts A Day
...............AUCTION........  UR BIDDING ON 3 PIMPOUTS A DAY FOR A WEEK.. REPLY  WITH UR BID  ... GOOD LUCK
It Finally Happened...
after being whored out by ninjystars i got hit up by a lounge...  fuck and here i have been off their radar for the last 6 months...  but at least i got to have a little fun with it... ->NaughtyGir...: get back to me when they do till then i have no interest standing around pretending i'm having a blast when you can't even have a decent conversation... i can do that at a bar just fine NaughtyGir...: not yet ->NaughtyGir...: naughty girls on cam showing their bits? NaughtyGir...: and naughty girls lol NaughtyGir...: um no just good ppl -> NaughtyGir...: are there whores there? NaughtyGir...: sure the more the merrier ->NaughtyGir...: is this one of those things i am gonna need lube for? - >NaughtyGir...: what kind of party? should i bring a friend? NaughtyGir...: http:... come and party
Survey, Run And Hide
Last people you hung out with?Tori, Kerry, Ally reverse orderWhen's the last time you were surprised?About an hour agoWhat is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?Starbucks, double expressoDo you prefer pasta, salad, or coleslaw?Pasta! If you could have one wish what would it be?The ability to orb :-)Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?Could I, yeah... but why?Who's bed were you on last?My ownWhen was the last time you changed in front of someone?TodayWould you rather love one person or have many short relationships?Love . . . lets just not go thereLast person you had a deep conversation with was?JohnIs there a member of the opposite sex on your mind?oh yeahDo you like to cuddle?sometimes Has anyone said they love you in the last week?Yup.What's going on between you and the last person you kissed?Much ado about nothingWhere is the person who has your heart? you mean me? :-) once upon a time a long time ago, OK two years, NY... England... hmmmm enny meenn
The Rider Famine
  In judgment I laugh, as the scales are cast; At the wave of a hand, I rot every cache. I will bring empires to rubble, and nations to ash. Thy Kingdom is crushed - from the first to the last. On the black steed I ride, malignant and fast. You will kneel in pain, as the will of FAMINE is passed. A heavenly crescendo harkens, "COME AND SEE!!!" And, the One who is worthy, with seven horns and seven eyes, total dominion and divinity, unleashes the third seal and frees me. It is, as it was prophesied to be. I do not discriminate between prestige, or extreme poverty. I am John Six-Five-Six - The Rider Pale Destiny. The absence of light, is the color of my steed. He whinnies in a mixture of rage, pain and agony, while meter bells jingle rhythmically, Thunder pounds, as we gallop across the Seven Seas. I am here, and I am F-A-M-I-N-E. I raise my scales, and judgment is upon Thee. To all those who lived in blasphemy, who would not repent, who turned their back to
Racism Can Be Funny Bastards
Susan Atkins
(CNN) -- Susan Denise Atkins, a former member of the Manson family who killed pregnant actress Sharon Tate during a two-day killing spree in 1969, has died, according to a California corrections spokesman. She was 61. Atkins died at 11:46 p.m. PT Thursday (2:46 a.m. Friday ET) at the California Women's facility in Chowchilla, said Terry Thornton with the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation. Atkins, California's longest-serving female inmate, was suffering from terminal brain cancer. Since she entered prison in 1971, she became a born-again Christian who worked to help at-risk youth, victims of violent crimes and homeless children, among others, according to a Web site maintained by her attorney and husband, James Whitehouse. But Atkins was best known for her actions in 1969 when she, then 21, and other Manson family members participated in seven murders over two days, a rampage that terrorized Los Angeles. By her own admission, Atkins held the eight-months-pregn
Giving Up The Ghost...
Hey guys,  I'm just putting this out there, in case one day soon, I dissapear.  My laptop is on it's last leg, the HD is moaning and grinding.  It's a POS and not worth the time or parts to try to keep it going.  So, I'm going to let her die.  It will take me several weeks to save up enough to buy another one, so don't worry about me, if you don't see me around for awhile.   I'll miss you all terribly.  Maybe I'll get more shit done if I don't let the FU suck all my time....    Love ya!!!!   
U Want My Points For 12 Hrs?
Being a angel I can give my points to someone for 12 hours   I have done this a couple times for friends however the points don't add up unless a auto is running   So here's the deal from now on if you want 12 hours of my points you are gonna have to give a little to get a little   You may either bling me an Auto 11                or   Gift me a bling pack with enought credits to get myself an Auto 11 any credits left will be used during YOUR 12 hours so you get the points from this as well.   ******LOOK I WILL RATE PEOPLE ALL DAY LONG AND RUN BOMBS IF I HAVE THEM ********BUT********* IF I DO NOT SEE YOU HELPING YOUR SELF I WILL NOT DO A DAMN THING TO HELP YOU   IF YOU RATE MY PHOTOS WHILE YOUR GETTIN MY POINTS DURING A AUTO YOU WILL GET 104 POINTS (IF RATING DURING A HH) IF YOU RATE ME EVEN WITH OUT A AUTO YOU ARE GOING TO BE GETTIN DOUBLE POINTS HELLO DO THE MATH YOU BENEFIT EITHER WAY   this is how it will work, I am sorry but i can no longer "give" my points to pe
Lessons
Been hurt many times by different men in my life many different ways. Physically, mentally, enslaved, knock down, and made to believe that I am not worth much. Always try to give all of myself and more to anyone in my life. I have had many journeys end in sorrow. I am now on a journey now with a wonderful man. Hoping that we will be able to defeat all obstacles in our lives. I know that if you stand together with your loved ones you can overcome anything. I really want nothing more than happiness and to share my life with a great man. I hope this journey turns out to be all that I expected.
A Mans Point Of Few,is It True Men?called Conquest,mistaken For Feelings
Conquest-Mistaken for Feelings A Mans Point of few Thanks Tony for letting me post this: I hear alot of my female friends speak about how sex ruined there relationship. How they had been chatting online and had really developed feelings and when they met, had sex, and didn’t hear from the person of found them cheating...ect., ect.. I want to share (or wake some of you up to a fact you probably know about but don't want to believe)... Men are, by nature, conquerors! And believe it or not, while men are more physical about it, woman have a conquest nature to. However, yours are more mental and spiritual.The truth is, men will sometime tell you, and may even feel it (won't be lying intentionally, or actually do believe) ...that they have deep feelings for you. However, sometimes, it is just the desire to physically conqueror you (aqua: fuck your rains out). It is not a need for some pussy, it is a need to conqueror. Woman do it to the heart, men do it through physical activity.
Where My Thoughts Are Now
For those of you who really care and for the guys who say they love me and want to be with me... Here is how I see it... I have been hurt over and over again with promises made and promises broken repeatedly... Well right now my heart is not letting anyone in... If you want to know why well it is thanks to one person on here he had my heart completely... I was devoted to him and he threw all that away and right in my face... i am tired of being played... I am tired of doing the chasing... So I am going to sit right where I am and stay away from being online as much as possible and for those of you who truely do love me and want to be with me well I guess you will have to be the one who shows up at my door step... There is one guy on here who I care for a whole lot but can't committ to him because my heart won't let me because of the distance but I want to know I am not doing this to hurt him or anyone else... It is how I feel straight up and not sure what to say anymore... You want to
"throwing Away Money At The Mall...literally"
Kid: How come there's coins in the fountain? Mom: People throw them in. Kid: That's stupid. Mom: It's tradition...something people have done before. Kid: What if it was stupid before? Mom: It's not... Kid: Can I throw some coins in? Mom: No. Kid: Why? Mom: (pauses) It's stupid. (mom smiles) -- Overheard in: Fountain S.Hills Mall, NJ --
Fix The Bathroom On Your Way Out, Honey
Woman 1: Ted told me he's leaving. Woman 2: Are you serious? Woman 1: He tells me that every week. Woman 2: What do you tell him? Woman 1: I tell him, leave, but not before you fix the boiler you've been promising to fix for 5 years, and the pipes and that f-ing door that jams every time we close it....
My Friends List...
I just deleted over 2000 members from my friends list. Cleaned it up pretty good. If I offer no apologies as most of these were people I never spoke with. I pretty much just work the site when I'm here and tend to mind my own business unless it's Fubar related. While I AM a Fubar member, I'm a Fubar BOUNCER first. Bouncing takes dedication and keeps me too busy to socialize much.  There isn't an option to turn my orange off when I log on and that's the way it should be. I've been a bouncer for a long time and I enjoy it very much. I'm going to go back through it tomorrow for more deletions, as well as my fans list.  It's a tedious procedure, but it will free up space on the server as well as space on my lists. Have fun and keep the FU alive and growing.
77 Brain Hacks To Learn Faster, Deeper, Better Pt 2
Balance 6. Sleep on it. Dr. Maxwell Maltz wrote about in his book Psycho-Cybernetics about a man who was was paid good money to come up with ideas. He would lock his office door, close the blinds, turn off the lights. He'd focus on the problem at hand, then take a short nap on a couch. When he awoke, he usually had the problem solved. 7. Take a break. Change phyical or mental perspective to lighten the invisible stress that can sometimes occur when you sit in one place too long, focused on learning. Taking a 5-15 minute break every hour during study sessions is more beneficial than non-stop study. It gives your mind time to relax and absorb information. If you want to get really serious with breaks, try a 20 minute ultradian break as part of every 90 minute cycle. This includes a nap break, which is for a different purpose than #23. 8. Take a hike. Changing your perspective often reli
Weeding Out People
OK..we need to find out who really wants to be a member!   Only a few left a comment on the last blog...so if you don't leave one you will be deleted as a member!   We really want this group to be a good one..but we need the members to be active!   So please leave a comment here letting us know you want to stay!! Thank you all!!
......being In Jail
Look check this out stop coming to me crying that he's in jail and asking me if I know about it, and asking me if I care or not. I know he's in jail there is nothing I can do about it and does it matter if I care or not? Mind your own buisness and live your own life damn it! Stop feeing me all this bullshit because yoiu know that you can't bullshit a bullshitter?
Struggling With Your Self
Ok.. so did I mention I'm a blogger? According to my stats on this here site.. no one really reads my little posts here.. but on my actual blog.. it's between 100 and 200 visits a day.. closer to the 100.. and I don't know how many of those folks actually read the thing all that much.. or are all that engaged.. but hey, I'm working on it right.. So I posted a new post.. on wrestling with your self.. or more specifically my own wrestling with my self.. a longer thread of some of what's going on in my life is features in adjacent posts should you be interested.. but the point is more just about the process of wrestling with your self.. dealing with your self.. so if  you find your self in such a position.. I don't know.. maybe it might shed some light on stuff? Maybe? Ok.. so with that the link... my post on struggling with the self.  So you know.. tell me whatz ya think
Lips
Do you ever get chapped lips, and enjoy biting off the dry skin. Just to have it hurt like hell later on, and get even chappier and dryer?
Im Up 4 Sale
      TWISTED ANGELS AUCTIONIS NOW OPEN!!!! ~ Cuddle Slut~CUDDLE SLUT NEEDS YOURBIDS AND RATES!!!!THEY ARE TAKING YOUR BIDS FOR 2 WEEKS.... BIDDINGENDS
A Flower Is To Wilting As I Am To You
      This plot is pure chaos Missing scenes, missing parts We’ve reached our resolution Before our story starts   The conflict and the fighting The climax of our lives The tragedy of our words Scream we won’t survive   All our sadistic memories Make us who we are All our filthy thoughts Won’t get us very far   We improvise the laughter The smiles they are fake We paint our selves a comedy When reality we cant take   This theme of pain is horrid The irony of our fate This symbol of love is awful Two hearts filled up with hate   Our simile of happiness Like sunshine in the night The metaphor of love A necklace worn too tight   Our dialogue is broken You won’t talk to me My monologue is lost And I’m left my soliloquy   No chance to show my feelings No chance to make amends Misplaced from the beginning No chance of being friends   Your satire is discarded Your act of chivalry This paradox is twisted This life real
Ugh. Just 8 Things..lol
ummm where do i start oh yes im in a bad mood for some reason and i feel like ranting so if you disagree or if i Offend you...Oh well life a bitch and people move on.1. im sick of these skinny bitchez running around in ugg boots and shorts or skirts with sweaters or hoodies on...you dumb bitches are tards and prob. road the short bus..its 30 damn degrees outside put some freakin clothes on and go play in traffic...hookers 2.someone i know recently made a comment that guys who are out with there girlfriends tip better cuz they want them....bullshit...first of all if im with a guy he better tip well regardless if the server is a man or a woman...second bitch you stink and that attitude stinks even worse,not everyone wants ur balls so quit being fool of urself... and why we are on this topic lets discuss....3. when couples go out to eat and dont say a thing to each other the whole time they are eating...what kinda date is this ... i will never not have something to say...and if im pissed
Caa #123
First of I would like to thank all of you for the continues prayers that people have asked me to put up here, they have often told me how much they have appreciated it as I have also.   Now, one for me.  I am going for a new position tomorow afternoon, and think I have a good chance.  Please keep me in your prayers tonight and tomorrow.   Thank you,   Doc
Denial
and with everything you saymy mind warps it into something elsesomething its notsomething it will never besomething that makes me thinkyou could possibly want mesomething to give me hopesomething to wish forsomething to look forward tosomething to hold ontobecause i am forever incapable of just letting go.
Not Always Right | Dumb, Dumber, Dumberest
(I’m waiting in the movie ticket line and overhear three teenage girls having a conversation.) Girl #1: “What is the mat-in-ee?” Girl #2: “That’s like, a sea creature, right?” Girl #3: “OMG, you are so stupid! Its like when you get a discount because your dad is, like, in the military or something.” Girl #1: “OMG, I’m so stupid!” Girl #3: “Yeah, you should pay more attention to your surroundings!”
Not Always Right | Who's Got The Power Now
Me: “How can I help you?” Irate Caller: “Yes, I just purchased one of your wireless routers and your stupid tech support in India just told me I have to plug it into an outlet.” Me: “Uh… yes, ma’am. It needs to be plugged into an outlet to get electrical power.” Irate Caller: “I purchased a WIRELESS router, so it shouldn’t require wires! Doesn’t it use batteries or something?” Me: “No, ma’am, ‘wireless’ means you don’t need wires between the computer and the router.” Irate Caller: “Wireless means WIRE-LESS! If this thing has to be plugged in with a wire, I want a full refund!” Me: “If the product isn’t what you expected, I suggest you return the device to your local retailer.” Irate Caller: “NO! That’s not good enough! They won’t take it back because it’s been opened! I want you to give me a refund!” Me: “
Not Always Right | Copycat...copy Dogs..copy Sheep
Customer: “I need a book on cloning.” Me: “OK - would you like a book on the ethics of cloning, or maybe the history of it?” Customer: “No, I need a how-to book on cloning animals.” Me: “Um…cloning is a pretty complicated process. You’ll need several years of college education to be able to clone an animal.” Customer: “No you don’t! That’s just what we’ve been told! I read about it, and you can do it with a turkey baster in your kitchen!” Me: “I think you’re thinking of artificial insemination…” Customer: “NO I’M NOT! I NEED TO CLONE MY DOG!” Me: “…” Customer: “I have a boy dog, and I love him very much, but he’s a bad dog. I heard that girl dogs are much nicer, so I want to clone my dog and make a girl dog! STOP HIDING THE BOOKS FROM ME!!!” Me: *points to back corner* “Our science section is that way.
Not Always Right | Airheaded Part 3
Manager: “May I help you?” Customer: “I would like to return these wind chimes. They don’t work.” Manager: “Okay, are they broken?” Customer: “No, they just don’t work.” Manager: “Well, where did you hang them?” Customer: “On my back porch.” Manager: “Well, they should work just fine there.” Customer: “They don’t… my husband and I sit on the porch and no there is no sound from the chimes!” Manager: “Is your porch screened in? That could reduce the wind.” Customer: “No, it’s glassed in…” Manager: “… I believe I know what the problem is.” Customer: “Can you fix it?” Manager: “No, but I can sell you a fan!”
Thoughts Of Days Gone By
Within my head are thoughts that are racing around like rats, trying to find their way out of a maze. I laid my head to rest this evening but my mind was so busy that it sounded like a million people all chattering at the same time. I tried quieting my thoughts, searched for that inner silence but it was like someone had waltzed right into my head from left to right and with it took away the peace. Here I sit, it is 2 a.m. and technically I should be asleep but here I sit with my eyes wide open. Staring at the screen as I write, almost in a daze like state of confusion. Not really sure why I am experiencing these feelings. Hmmmmm feelings, what am I really feeling? For starters, I am frustrated because I can't sleep. I love to sleep. When I sleep my dreams take me places I have never been. I experience another side of life that can only be found through soul travel. God, how I wish I could lay my head down and rest right now but yet at the very same moment I am in touch with what i
A Few Tips For Shoppers
I work at the mall in a very popular lingerie store. And to those of you who have never worked retail before here are a few pointers for you. 1. If you come in the store you are going to be asked by numerous people if you are looking for anything. It is our JOB to sell you stuff. If you tell us you are just looking your going to be asked repeatedly. 2. Please do not be rude to us. Even if you are having a bad day taking it out on sales people will only get you talked about once you leave the store. It makes us feel bad if you are nasty when we are only trying to do our job. Just smile and say "No thank you" if you do not need assistance. Also ask us nicely for help and don't bark at us, we're not servants. 3. If we do not have something in stock don't scream. You only make an ass out of yourself. There is nothing we can do if we are out of stock except call another store. Or (if the store has the ability) order it for you on-line. 4. When waiting in line don't get pissy if you have
Roll Credits
i smile to trick people, with this trait i have no equalthink ya got me figured? to be continued, stay tuned for the sequalor maybe a prequal, the plot will be in your face nothin subliminalpeople out there talkin shit, thinkin i'm fuckin mentalclifhanger ending scene fades roll credits till the endin disbelief, i need relief, i'm blurring reality a place where pain has an endingnot never ending like a circle that you could run around foreveremotion severed, heart tamperd, mind scattered, fuck it whateversay what you say, do what you do imma be alrightfrom daylight to moonlight and brightness from street lightsout on the street lookin at stars every night, prayin one falls while its in my sightswish for happiness for everyone except me cus being depressed helps me writehate pretty little love storys with sexual inuendostake some ambien then proceed to dosethen i dream of a far away landwhere nothing hits you out of nowhere cus everything is plannedand we get the blueprint, and we see h
Crazy World
so its story time, time to think of a plotlinei'll outline situations with verbal visualationsomethin to give you a lil mind stimulationthe story starts with a good dude named tony with a good heartdoin all the right things, parents proud of him he plays his parthe aint street smart, parents kept that away from himparents see the news dont want they son to be like themthey were in the ghetto once upon a time but it never took over himhe's set up for college, yee the dude got knowledgehe's at the moutain top not gettin pushed off the ledgehe was a big brother to a ghetto kid named shawn who was on the edgehe didnt know his family jus had some names of people that were laid to restbut tony, he helped that lil boy, that boy is tryin his besttony showed the boy theres more to life din police arresthe dont have to be like everyone else that he had seentook him out of his enviorment showed him a new sceneso now to go along with the words he had proof from the things he's seeingbeing able to
Do Something!
This was given to me today by my fu-friend Sgthubbard..please read and comment..and all soldiers, add him as a friend..Much love to every one of you!!! HOOAH! VFW's are closing around the country, why? Because the powers that be have decided that veteran services are not that important to the common good. The VFW is a place where vets can go to be around other vets and help each other. One of the greatest things that the VFW does is to have a liaison to the VA to help with the paperwork needed to cut through the red tape. This is how I got my disability. A vet helped me and I have helped other vets. But now they are closing all around the country. "Budget cuts" are the culprit, and do you know where those funds come from? The same budget that gives to schools and to prisons. They are giving more to inmates and taking away from vets! I say fuck that! After someone goes off to fight for their country the US should bend over backward to make sure they have everything the vet needs to be
The 10/3/2009 Spotlight Is Fake. And Busted. Right Here...
Check the blog below and to the left with the same title...don't forget to rate , tell your friends and post your comments as always and please don't forget to rate it a 1, 3, 6, 10 or 11..:D
Zombieland
Was fukkin awesome...............go see it   Funny ass shit   dig it
What I Look For In A Guy
There are a lot of different things I look for in a guy. Everyone wants something different. = The guy has to be smart for sure. he has to be able to have a decent conversation, without his eyes glazing over. (yes, its happened so many times) = He has to like to have fun. For example, if I get in the mood to go do something like go play volleyball on the beach, or go out for ice  cream and walking around the park, or rent a lot of goofy movies and lay on the couch and have a maration. He has to be real. = He has to be sensual. I know everyone would be like, Umm...hello, he is a MAN?. Sensual is a lot different from sexual. Sensual means that you can take your time, and be completely consumed in the other person. wanting to pleasure eachother beyond all dreams. Where emotions are involved too, and not just bodies. = He has to understand me. Like if I have a shitty day at work, and then tell him how bad it was, he immediately knows what to do to make me smile, and forget about everyt
Send Me An Angel
Send me an angel to dry my crimson tears Send me an angel to kiss away my fears, to make everything all right Send me an angel to take away these pills To make the pain stop, and replace the way it feels Send me an angel to take the gun from my bed Just in case Im not afraid next time I put it to my head Send me an angel to stop these shaking hands An angel who will help me when I fall, to stand Send an angel to love me for better or for worse To make the pain disappear, even when everything hurts Send me an angel to put the smile back on my face The one which the frown long ago replaced Send me an angel on whose shoulders I can cry An angel who makes me want to live, even when all I want is to die
Neat
I am laying on my violin on this
I Request Rates....plz!
UPDATE: contest holder Tornadic Action has opened the photos up to all, you no longer need to be a friend of hers to rate me for the contest. However it is still appriciated by her if you r/f/a first.   Okay....I normaly don't get into these sorts of things, and I hate asking ppl for favors. But if you have a minute where you are not doing anything else I would like you to vote on my picture. First person to 3000 rates wins an Auto 11 or cherry bomb, 3 day blast and a 12 credit bling pack! The photos are private so you may have to r/f/a the contest holder to gain access. this is where you need to go:   http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=884347&albumid=1862678&i=479314261&idx=13 Here are the additional rules added after the start of the contest:     points awarded as follows   1 rate = 1 rate   20 comments = 1 rate   1 bling credit = 15 rates   17 contest rates + 1 comment when your done = 10 rates   and now   1 ticker = 25 rates I appreciate it...winning is not as impo
Beloved Daughter
A heart is beating,A heart that is not whole.There's something missing,Something I want to hold.She isn't here now,And she won't be anymore.She's gone above now,Gone through Heaven's door.A piece is gone, It's never coming back. I can't be whole again, There's something that I lack.I miss her greatly,But I know it's for the best.I'll be there someday,Singing like the rest.But until then,I'll cherish memories,Remember good times,And forgotten melodies.There is a brightness,A small and shining light.I'll grasp onto it,And hold it with all my might.This rhyme's for everyone,We've all lost someone dear,But I hope that one day,They will again be near.
Film Type Stuff
  At the weekend I watched a film called Kung FU Killer, normally I don’t watch films with names that suggest they are going to be a bit on the naff side but it said it had David Carradine in it so I decided to give it a chance. Anyway, in the film David Carradine plays a monk called Crane who dicides, after his master is killed, that he needs to ninja the people responsible to death.  The thing that confused me was that when he would ninja someone to death he would then look sorrowful as if he had not liked having to ninja them to death but then he would go and ninja someone else to death too.  He also did a very strange thing where he ninja'd someone, but not to death, then said to them "my name is Crane, you will remember that"  then he ninja'd that person to death which makes me think that his statement was a bit pointless. In summary, this was a very silly film.
10/5/09 Dilbert
First Toc Auction
This is our first auction..if interested..there is no entry fee for TOC members...non-members will be 15K entry fee. Please Mail me your details and I will make all the tags for the auction. The auction will start (as long as we have enough ppl) This Saturday. Saturday the 10th at 6pm eastern time and will run for a week, till Saturday the 17th 6 pm eastern time.The person who wilns the bid on you will OWN you for 2 weeks. All cash bids well ride over any fubux bids. SO let me know who all wants in with thier info.  
Domestic Violence Prevention Month
In honor of awareness this month I suggest Women to Learn some form of marshal arts (Aikido: think about controlling every room just by walking into. Knowing that any opponent you stand against will have no chance against you. Whether they small or tall, weak or strong, one or 5 you will be able to control them all without harming them.) or sword play (There is nothing so powerful as a woman who change a man's religion with but a flick of her wrist.).  
Top 20 Songs
Okay guys I am doing a survey on the 20 most liked songs. It can be from any type of music (rap rock country metal...) wed i will be counting up the songs  and on Thursday I will be playing the top 20 picked songs on hellsgate radio www.fubar.com/lounge/hellsgateradio .Come in on thursday at 4pm and see if the song you picked gets played (Please  put the name of the song and the band/singer)
'tis The Night Of Full Moon And Fire
'Tis the night of full moon and fireThe Dragons are circling now by our fire.The youngest one of red and gold,His heart is young but his soul is old.The newest one, green of the wood.Still shy and untrusting, but his heart is good.The one who carries our hearts is BlueAll our emotion runs through you.Serpentine black, is my Lord AlastorCarries darkness and light, music and more.And the one who is older than old.Purest white and goldest gold.The Healer of all until the endHe is my teacher, and my friend.Welcome the dragons both large and small.As they protect and watch over us all.     Firewalker6668.............................................
Not Always Right | Ah College Part 2
(I’m a bouncer in a college bar where you must be 21. Lots of underage people try coming in with fake IDs.) Me: “Can I see your ID?” College student: “Yeah…” (He hands me an ID that says he is 20.) Me: “Um, you are only 20.” College student: “Yeah, you can read a birthday! Can I go in now?” Me: “You have to be 21 to get in.” College student: “Oh… *hands me a fake ID* “…how about now?” Me: “Now you just lost your fake ID.”
Not Always Right | Way, Way, Way Too Much Information
Customer: “Oh, I almost forgot… I need a lighter.” Me: “Alright. Well, here are the various ones we have.” *points at lighters* Customer: “Can you pick one out for me?” Me: “Sure thing, sir. Any particular design or color you like?” Customer: “Clear, just like my underwear.”
Not Always Right | Right Next To The Yeast Pie
Customer: “Where are the bread donuts?” Boss: “Um, sorry sir? All our donuts are a yeast base.” Customer: “No, no, bread donuts! YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW YOUR OWN BAKING! BREAD DONUTS!” Boss: “I’m not sure what you mean. I’m sorry, sir.” (The customer storms off grumbling to himself and makes it about 10 feet.) Customer: “Oh! Here they are.” Boss: “Sir, those are bagels.”
Not Always Right | Speed Bumps With Name Tags
(I’m picking up overstock on the floor, and an elderly lad hits my heel with her shopping cart.) Me: “Ow!” (The elderly lady proceeds to RAM the shopping cart into my foot until she succeeds in rolling over it completely.) Me: “OWW! OWWWWW!” Elderly lady: “Hmmm? Ehhh? Did I bump ya?” Me: “You rammed right over my foot!” Elderly lady: “Well, it shouldn’t be on the floor.” Me: “… I’m going on my break.” (Turns out she bruised a bone in my foot and tore a ligament by ramming into it.)
Call Me To Your Dreams Tonight
As you close your eyes tonight, please call me to your dreams see me as the mist sets in and pulls you from reality hold my body close to your's and look into my eyes. feel my lips upon your skin as our essence intertwines Feed my lust filled hungers as I fill your body's needs I'm not here to steal your soul I only wish to feed I promise I'll not take too much while we share this reality. Is this a dream, a wish fulfilled or is it just your fantasy? Some say it's a demon, a temptress or succubus that your mind sees All I know is this is my world my kingdom and my reality So call me to your dreams tonight I'm hungry and need to feed.
Not Always Right | 18 & Under Blunder
Me: “Hello, this ***. How may I help you?” Customer: “Hi, I have your company name on my credit card bill with a charge of $29.99. I’ve never heard of you guys.” Me: “Okay, sir…there’s a purchase of a monthly subscription to our adult website in here.” Customer: “Adult website? What, as in porno?” Me: “That’s correct, sir.” Customer: “This is nonsense! I’ve never bought any porn!” Me: “Sir, we do have the order in your info in here. If you are not satisfied with the content, however, we can give you a refund.” Customer: “I never ordered any porn! This is an outrage! I’m a married man, a father and a family man!” Me: “You said family man, sir?” Customer: “Yes!” Me: “How old is your son, sir?” Customer: *long pause* “I’ll call you back.” *click*
Boys And Girls Are Born Equal But Not The Same
"Equal" is not always synonymous with "the same." Men and women are created equal. But, boys and girls are not born the same. You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the nose. You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it. Then it will hit him in the nose. A baby girl will pick up a stick and look in wonderment at what nature has made. A baby boy will pick up a stick and turn it into a gun. If a girl accidently burps, she will be embarrassed. If a boy accidently burps, he will follow it with a dozen more. Girls are attracted to boys, even at an early age. At an early age, boys are attracted to dirt. Most baby girls talk before boys do. Most boys try to avoid speaking. Girls turn into women. Boys turn into bigger boys.
For My Friend Nicole
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United
Dressed to fulfill your fantasy Cheerleader, nurse, school girl, and more Whoever you'd like me to be I'll surprise you at the door Eyes that shimmer Smile filled with delight Together we quiver At each other's sight You hold me first Embrace so tight I feel your thirst It's a perfect night Your heart beats with mine Our lips lock The clock stops in time Hard as a rock I'm taken away We dare not part As we move united I feel your dart Piercing through me Depths unknown Together we travel Together we moan All our energy consumed We collapse in each other's arms Sweet contentions Our bodies soar Nestled in your arms Peaceful and sound Dreaming of you Until our next round   Written by Dj Sexy Doc MSD
Spotlight Fake Has Returned...
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Me The Unedited Version
ok let me tell u who i am, its not all good but i still think im a good person some may disagree and thats there choice. i love and love deeply if i care for u, u know it.  sometime i love to much.  Im not good at housework or bill paying. i am a bit on lazy side dont see much point in working too hard it all gets messed up anyway basics is good enough for me. I cook alright but out of boxes.  Im forgetful. i love my daugther with all my heart and she turned out good in spite of my downfalls as mother.  oh yeah, i have very little self esteem. even though deep down i know im good person, i think bad about me overall.  im not religious, never will be.  i beleive in more because of the miricles around us. but i dont beleive in religion. i do have days i dont want anyone around me and i have days i want to be held all the time. i never got the drug scene even though im type of person u got to try it to knock it and i tried it didnt like how they made me feel. not much of drinker, dont see
Beautiful, Beautiful You
Beautiful, Beautiful You You are so beautiful, Like a flower in the sun. And you are yet blossoming, Before the day is done. Your lips are so perfect, Like the ones I would like to kiss. And if you give me the chance, It's the one I wouldn't miss. Your hair is that of sunshine, On a warm summer day. And yet I find you perfect, In every little way.
This Is Patrick
"Will there be nachos?" (Yes, I have kids.) {copied & pasted - I still am childless. Peacey}
Bacon Drink
  I could have done without the red lines myself but I thank the alert viewer who, knowing my love of bacon, sent this in.  So, can anyone tell me where exactly my new favourite restaurant is? Anyone? Please?   Peacey adds: I'm sure Schadenfreudist would love to know as well.
#1 Fantasy
She is sleeping on her side, facing the edge of the bed. She is wearing a t-shirt, no panties. She is not allowed to wear panties when He is home. If He wants to use her, He will, when He wants, where He wants, so no panties. Her cheeks are flushed, she breathes easily in and out of her mouth. She is peaceful. He walks in and looks down at her, sleeping so soundly. He reaches down and tucks her hair behind her ear. She is His.He unzips His pants. He is aroused. He wants her. He doesn't care that she is sleeping. She is His. He takes His hard cock out of His pants and rubs it against her lips. She doesn't respond. She is sleeping very soundly. He slips His hand behind her head. He lifts her face to His and kisses her lips.He whispers to her "wake up, I want you". She opens her eyes sleepily. He gently places her head back on the pillow. He rolls her over onto her back; she looks up at him, blinking the sleep from her eyes. He kneels over her, one knee next to each breast. He places His
Breast Cancer Awareness Contest/drawing
      As most of you know, Baby Jesus is donating $1 dollar for every Breast Cancer Awareness ribbon sold to Breast Cancer Awareness charity. Many of you also may have heard that I am "collecting" these ribbons. I am doing a salute and a pimp out ( if you want the pimp out) per ribbon bought. Now I am sweetening the deal EVEN more. At the end of the month, or whenever the ribbons are no longer being sold, I will be holding a drawing. A drawing for what you may ask? My points, for 12 hours. During which time I will run an auto 11 ( which I will supply and POSSIBLY a bomb. I already have the auto, so that's a guarantee.
Sand And Stone From My Best Friend Februarys Angel :)
"""Sand and Stone"TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKINGTHROUGH THE DESERT.DURING SOME POINT OF THEJOURNEY, THEY HAD ANARGUMENT; A ND ONE FRIENDSLAPPED THE OTHER ONEIN THE FACE.THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPEDWAS HURT, BUT WITHOUTSAYING ANYTHING,WROTE IN THE SAND:TODAY MY BEST FRIENDSLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.THEY KEPT ON WALKING,UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS,WHERE THEY DECIDEDTO TAKE A BATHTHE ONE WHO HAD BEENSLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THEMIRE ! AND STARTED DROWNING,BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM.AFTER HE RECOVERED FROMTHE NEAR DROWNING,HE WROTE ON A STONE:'TODAY MY BEST FRIENDSAVED MY LIFE '.THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPEDAND SAVED HIS BEST FRIENDASKED HIM, 'AFTER I HURT YOU,YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW,YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?'THE FRIEND REPLIED'WHEN SOMEONE HURTS USWE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWNIN SAND, WHERE WINDS OFFORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY.BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOESSOMETHING GOOD FOR US,WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONEWHERE NO WINDCAN EVER ERASE IT.'LEARN TO WRITEYOUR HURTS INTHE SAND AND TOCARVE YOURBENEFITS IN STONE.THEY SAY IT TAKE
One Little Grin
she knows what shes doing,   she aint fooling no one.  with one little grin, my heart comes undone. she has that way, that crooked lil smile.  for that look through hell,  i would walk a mile.  she plays that game, like she's an all pro.  with that sheepish look,  i can never say no. she knows its true... it oughta be a sin. she gets whatever she wants from me,  with one little grin
People Amaze Me.
Late tuesday afternoon, my two year old pug was ran over by a car while walking between our house and my father in laws property. My children, daughter 7 and son almost 2 and myself, were standing not 10 feet from the accident and saw everything happen. The piece of shit that hit him never slowed nor bothered to stop until he had hit my dog with BOTH front and back tires. He stopped shortly after hitting my dog, opened his door, and said.."Oh sorry, I didn't think he would run in front of me." He then closed his door and drove away. Now mind you, I am pregnant, had a HYSTERICAL 7 year old and a HYSTERICAL 2 year old, and an animal at my feet that was severly injured. I thought it was human nature to see a situation like that and offer to help in some way, in ANY way, but the bastard just drove off to his house. All I could do was to ask my extremely upset daughter to go to the house and get thier dad to help me. I had to pick up my dog, whom I had no idea how badly he was injured, and
Online Freindships Suck
it always happpens just when u start to get to know someone shit happens and they or u got to leave net.  then its over.  yeah u give numbers but if they call its rare then tappers off.  do they forget i dont know.  do i.  hell no.  i havent forgot one person that i got close to in anyway.  i sure as hell wont forget him.  bad time for me for him.  but he sure did impact me in way ill never forget.  I will never forget the smiles and the laughs.  hope things work our for him.  i hate that i cant help thats another thing that sux i never can help.  
Shut Your Mouth
I distinctively remember this street – I’m so sure I’ve walked it before. The awkward click of my heels on concrete reminds me where I’m going. A thirteen year old B grade whore. Whisps of hair tickle my back and I remind myself to smile when he opens the door. I check my phone for the time. Five past four. You must be Lisa. Must I? I say I am. I look old enough, but the infantile lilt in my voice tells all. Hayden tells me to shut my mouth unless I’m moaning, so I don’t say much more. He says I can call him Joe but I call him nothing. We can’t do it in the bed – his mum will know when she cleans the sheets. So we do it on the floor. It’s filthy dirty, smells like piss and makes me itchy but I dare not protest in case he doesn’t give me the fifty. He doesn’t wear a condom and he smells like bongs, but at least he’s quick. I often thank God for small mercies. While he cleans up I think of places I want to vi
Tonight
Death rides with me tonight. She’s dancing on your grave - The end is in her sight. Another soul for keeping, By my dashboard light. Your body’s for the reaping Death rides with me tonight
When The Fuck Do You People Wake Up?
Wonder How Many Of These I Can Stand To Watch... While Ignoring That Pretty Little Perv...
On A Serious Note...
I just finished budgeting my last paycheck and have everything all set aside for the next week. I feel inadequate though. I am sending monies to my babies but I feel like it's not enough. I'm not asked for any support because frankly I didnt receive any when I had my babies with me. But I do know there are things that need to be bought especially food and clothes etc. So I will be leaving shortly to go get the stuff sent and such. Then sneak in a nap before work. I have been working a lot in my time away. It is rather nice to have something to do with my time and get paid for it. This is the season to make all my money for the year (god bless retail hell). Okay enough seriousness. I will be signing out in a bit and don't know when I will be back on fubar. Thanks to everyone who interats with me on here. :)    
Your Last Chance
Its a frightening and depressing thought to realize at any given moment you might take your last breath. I always knew that you never know when you will actually go but attending a funeral of one so young you soon come to a realization that life is so short and precious.Today was my cousins funeral who died at the tender age of 40. Sadly enough his life was over at 19. He was in a car with a drunk driver and they got into an accident. I only hold one memory of him before the accident. Every memory after that consist of the hundreds of hospital and nursing home visits. He spent over 20 years in a coma.His brother blames himself for what happened that night. His brother and the driver of the vehicle forever carry the guilt. Even though it wasn't really his brothers fault. His brother said he should have given him a ride home. Just taken the extra 5 minutes to do it. You never know what's going to happen and you can't blame yourself for the events that took place.I think the hardest part
Been Burned...
Maybe I am noticing this more because I have been looking for it, but it seems there are a good number of women that feel ALL men are assholes, posers, liars, whatever...I use the internet to meet people, especially women due to my schedule and lack of time where women are. I have read many profiles on this as well as other sites that women, whom are trying to meet men I might add, feel that men are all liars or cheats. I am willing to wager about everyone that has dated on a regular basis has had their bad stretches. I have literally dated several women in a row that were crazy, stalker types. I do not condemn all women. I learn and start over. If I couldn't trust women anymore I would be a monk. I suggest women that feel that way should either get over it or become a nun. The rest of the world doesn't want to hear how you've become narrow-minded due to the last two guys that cheated on you. And smart guys won't want to date you. The only guys that will be interested will be the ones
What Love Is
These three things are to be taken note of: the lowest love is sex - it is physical - and the highest refinement of love is compassion. Sex is below love, compassion is above love; love is exactly in the middle. Very few people know what love is. Ninety-nine percent of people, unfortunately, think sexuality is love - it is not. Sexuality is very animal; it certainly has the potential of growing into love, but it is not actual love, only a potential.... If you become aware and alert, meditative, then sex can be transformed into love. And if your meditativeness becomes total, absolute, love can be transformed into compassion. Sex is the seed, love is the flower, compassion is the fragrance. Buddha has defined compassion as love plus meditation. When your love is not just a desire for the other, when your love is not only a need, when your love is a sharing, when your love is not that of a beggar but an emperor, when your love is not asking for something in return but is ready only to giv
To Late To Say Goodbye
the phonbe rings awaken from a dream i answer its ny sister the conversation is not good i get the news my aunt had died in her sleep omg my aunt no we were close i cant get down to ky to late to say goodbye i had thought of her the day before but didnt call why i wish i would have now but now to late to say good bye as tears well up i scream cursing god why is he being so crude to me what have i done in life to lose so fucking much i sit here now remembering her her tellin me be good bj the spakins i used to get for gettin in her stuff damn i cant even get to ky yo be there i think thats the hardest part whos next every body do the queen a favor tell your fams you love them everyday no matter what cause you never know when or if it will be to late to say goodbye I love you frannie tell mom and dad i love them to damn it why ppls why
Tired
I am tired,physically and mentally. My mother can't harldly hear,is blind in her right eye and now can't remember something five mins after she asks you. I don't even know what i am doing half the time anymore. There is no one to talk to about it that sees it like I do. My sisters don't have a medical background and don't see where this is leading. Few of my friends even see her this way. I am supposed to be fine all the time,it's my job. My temper is short with my kids and they are hating me for it. I can't concentrate anymore and I sometimes just want to give up. I can't just take my kids and leave,who is going to take care of my mother? My sister can't do it alone and the other sister is no help. She is too busy off living her life and not giving a crap per usual. I think,maybe I should just go see a therapist,at least when I leave her office,I really wont care that I don't live up to any ecpectations. At least she is listening to me and giving me the advice I need and not the other
A Real Friend
A Real Friend   If I could take a minute To help you understand I am a better person Because, you are my friend.   And it really doesn't matter If we're together or apart For I swept you up into my hands And placed you in my heart.   And if at any moment You ever start to doubt There's a special bond between us That I couldn’t live without.   You truly are the answers To many of my prayers When I told God I needed
Hold Those Close, I Want To Share A Story.
Although there was something else lingering around my mind, my goodness life is precious, enjoy the little moments, enjoy the good times and people you are surronded by, you never know when you will turn around and that part of your life will be gone.....I have a neighbor...wife and husband untill Monday eve, I had become rather close with both, esp her, they were like 2 peas in a pod, I have to say sometimes sitting from afar I wondered about them, so happy, so in love, it just made me smile.  She was always so funny to talk to and well if either one of us ever needed anything, it was just a walk across the road away.  They are the only neighbors I have close to me, there is a vacation home across the field, but they are not in much.  Her and I would just stand and talk for sometimes hours while out and about doing yard stuff on the weekends. I was logging off to fix dinner on Monday going about my routine, I had seen my neighbors mother pull up..  I heard the yell,, and as I was sta
Fakes
Seems that the only time it matters if there is a fake on here is when it affects someone that is high up. Everyone is just soooo upset because of it. Let someone unknown on here get played and it doesn't matter. It becomes your fault for falling for it. You should have done this and you should have done that. Well,maybe those that are so important to this site should have done the same. People say it all the time...this is the fu....not real life. Guess those that say it,should learn it. Don't put yourself in the positon to call out fake people if you don't want others giving you the names of fakes also. Don't call out someone that you are not positive is fake and blog and bulletin it and the person is real. Frankly,half the real people on here are more fake than the fakes themselves.
Thoughts To Ponder
My heart aches, A part of me is missing. You are my great passion, My great love How clearly you appear in my dreams, You are in my blood, my soul. I cry out your name to the endless sky, Summoning the spirits to assist me. I must have you, I can wait no longer. Return to me, I command thee. An inner voice whispers your name, Visions of your face appear everywhere. The time has come to open your eyes, To see the wondrous life that awaits us. Open your heart, Allow my love to penetrate the barriers. Fly quickly to me, Fall into my loving arms. In your mind, You know we are meant to be together. Surely you must realize, Our reunion is inevitable. Can you not see, How right we are together. Does your heart not ache, When you are alone in your thoughts – thinking of me. Do you not yearn For my gentle ways, my loving spirit. Shed the negative thoughts, That bend your mind, Cast off the bonds that keep us apart, Drum up the co
Another Sb Convo
Danny-Bob ...: you pregnant! ->Danny-Bob ...: what? Danny-Bob ...: huh? ->Danny-Bob ...: who the fuck said I was pregnant? Danny-Bob ...: I did damn it!! muhahah! ->Danny-Bob ...: then you're an idiot Danny-Bob ...: well thats funny shit there..fucking dumb bitch->Danny-Bob ...: Bye *insert block here*
My Weekly "love" Horoscope From Tarot.com
Not sure what this is referring to, but we will see how it plays out. For the Week of Oct 12th, 2009 -- An unresolved issue can touch you deeply when loving Venus encounters your powerful ruling planet Pluto on Thursday. It's better to face the music now than to cover your ears because cleaning up old business is essential to creating future happiness. Take whatever time you need to make peace with the past before you try to get a new relationship going.
Crazy English
1. The bandage was wound around the wound.2. The farm was used to produce produce. 3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4. We must polish the Polish furniture. 5. He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10. I did not object to the object. 11. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. 12. The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 13. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? 14. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. 15. They were too close to the door to close it. 16. The buck does funny things when the does are present. 17. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 18. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 19. The wind was too
Dark Side Of Oz
   I've done this experiment quite a few times, and I'll have to admit that there are a lot of coincidental events and themes. Although Pink Floyd has never admitted to doing such a thing (except Roger, who stays quiet when asked), there are just a few points that should be examined. I guess you'll just have to come to your own conclusion. It's just the way it is with this band. But one thing this experiment does do is bring the theme of The Dark Side to life, whether it was intentional or not. In other words, IT'S WORTH DOING! This page was brought to life to explore a possible theme for this great controversy. Hope you enjoy the show! It will probably take you a few tries to get the synch lined up just right so be patient. First load the Dark Side of the Moon CD into your CD player and hit PLAY (>) and then immediately hit PAUSE (II) so it is cued up and ready to roll. Be sure also to set your CD player to continuous replay. This in most CD players is done by hitti
Time Heals
There is no holeWhere you were in my heartFor you never leftThough you tore it apartIt's cracked as hellBut time is my glueBut there is no holeThere is only youI'll love you no moreI'll love you no lessWith you as my friendMy life is still blessedI'm not the guyYou need for all timeBut I was thereWhen you needed me to shineDark and lonelyHidden within yourselfI helped you emergeAnd showed you your worthNo harm was meantBut it happened stillWith time as my guideAnd you as my friendI'll go on with lifeMy heart will mendI want you to knowAnd the whole world toSomeday I'll be as happyAs he now makes youBut no matter whereAnd no matter whenI will always be honoredTo call you my Friend
Sneaky Ways To Up The Fiber In Your Kid's Food
filed under: kid-friendly food logic You know the drill on fiber benefits for adults: regularity, eliminating toxins, blood sugar control, keeping you full and keeping hunger at bay and lowering cholesterol naturally. But what about children? The benefits are the same, yet have you ever tried to convince your kid to eat prunes or lima beans? Our children should be eating 25 grams of fiber a day (and that's on the low side). Right now, however, the average child in the U.S. is getting a mere 5 - 14 grams! That's simply not enough to ensure that things are moving in the right direction, so to speak. It's time to get sneaky (while appearing innocent), and find creative ways to get at least 5 grams of fiber into each food serving for your children per day. Celebrity nutritionist, fitness expert and mom JJ Virgin has sly ideas that even the pickiest eaters will enjoy: • Shred carrots and zucchini into pasta sauce, muffins and cookies. • Mix your child's favorite cere
The Meaning Of My Natal Chart
First, let me point out that a person's Moon sign is the biggest factor in a person's personality. The role of the Sun sign is how they make that personality unique.   Name: Jeremy September 16 1969 5:04 AM Time Zone is EDT Monroe, NC Rising Sign is in 27 Degrees Leo You love to be the center of attention and you want to appear strong, confident and dominant. You are very proud of yourself, sometimes quite vain even. When all around you are bedraggled and falling apart, you look like a million bucks! Very dignified and honorable, you enjoy the power and privilege, but not the responsibilities, that come with leadership. You are very idealistic but can also be quite stubborn. Others impress you only if they have integrity (but wealth, power and influence can also turn your head). You prefer rich, elegant surroundings and possessions, and will try to acquire them as your budget allows. Physically, you are very impressive - - at your best you have a regal, charismatic demeanor an
Halloween Costumes For Boys
So, why are there costumes for 'Tween girls but not boys?? There are infant costumes, boys, then nothing til adult. For girls there are infant, toddler, girls, tweens & teen, THEN adult. A girl can get a costume easy, not so much for boys. I bought my son a Mario costume that is size large--10/12. He wears a 12 pants so I was just hoping for the best. The costume was SSOOO small!! I should have taken a pic! It was seriously 1/2 way up his leg!! Now my problem is that there are no larger sizes for boys so we go to adult. I don't get how the older boys  teen boys are sorta left out of the costume thing. Are they all supposed to just be hobos?? I don't know what to do for my 9yr old boy now. Suggestions?
Tell Me The Truth...
Tell me the truth do i mean an thing in here where you left me with the walls dissolving and reappering i can't decifer the codes on the wallsplease tell me what you want i know i think that maybe you might but dont love me confused and bleeding im tiredof your decieving just leave me where you left meand never again darken my doorstep with your perfect lighti cant be taken again by your abiltity to be perfectlybroken sweet words coating venomusmeanings you break my skin and the scralet ribbons drip to the floor looking upat you in a plea you laugh and turn awayam i dreaming this reality i dont know teachme how to learn so that maybe i can be like you taking my leave just when they totally surrender theirsecurity im lost in this box not knowing where to go help me.......
Shadow In The Glades
  Shadow Glades The grass cuts up my fingers as i drag it across the blades,in this little world you've created called shadow in the glades.I search for you for nothing of course your gone by now,you were the perfect actress now take your final bow.I wish you never decieved me because now my heart is torn,lying in shattered pieces you could've hid your horns.The hell you left me to live in burns me to the core,scraping off my fingertips making my body sore.I know your watching somewhere laughing at my pain,hiding behind a corner driving me insane.Why dont you come and kill me take the knife and rip my flesh,how can you leave me here alone with your sins to confess...
Because Of You
I thought once it was over I would be able be freeTo feel the hours , minutes and seconds and  truly seeHere I am in the moment of moving beyond the pastNo more lies , nor do I have to fake a orgasmic blastI didn’t realize how much of myself was givenOr the fact that I that I wasted precious livenAs I am reminded with glimmers that flashAnd no way can I ever do that same dashThe scar of the heart taint my day and nightEven though  I know she wasn’t rightSo ready  was I to be in love that I was takenA fool in love but a heart forsakenWhere I stood before was in a mesh of unknown truthsNow I kneel in hours of mishaps struggling to find what soothesThough I am grateful for one thing after allCause my daughter makes my heart sing even thru this free fall
Me
My sweet and sexy friends...I went away to Roatan an island off of Honduras a couple of weeks ago...I loved it so much that I am going back again for about a week or so, I am leaving early Monday morning...I will try to come on here and have a little Fu-fun if I can...If, I can't than we will chat when I get back the week of the 19th of Oct...I loved all the attention I received the last time I was away, please do repeat and I thank you all very much!...You can leave me Fu-Mail to let me know that you did repeat so I can too when I get the chance...I will miss YOU!!!...Lots of Kisses n Hugs from me to you, Gemma
Descent To The Ridge
The steed knows the footing. Feels it way down. Step over step. Finding the footing. It is slow. Laborous. He winnies, halts, moves again. What he knows, what he hears, is unknown. The wind covers all noise. The hood muffels the wind. I am alone in my thoughts. Moving with the animal. Moving as one. Yet, I am his charge. I am his cargo. I know only the general direction. He knows, or feels, the way.   Now we stop. He sniffs. Ears twitch. Something in shadows. Birds rise in the distance. I will to move in that direction. He wills not too. Step over step. To a flat in the valley wall. An outcropping. A ridge. He is uncertain. I less so that he. Leave no opposition behind you. Make peace. Make war. But cover your back. We pause.   Nothing. A faint sent in the wind. Still nothing. A movement. A noise. A child stand out of no where. A child made of mist. A child there but not. An image of what was. It is I.       
Psychology Course
During a phone conversation, my nephew mentioned that he was taking a psychology course at the university. "Oh, great," I said. "Now you'll be analyzing everyone in the family." "No, no," he replied. "I don't take abnormal psychology until next semester." 
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LOVE HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME WELL BEFORE A POET'S FIRST RHYME LONG BEFORE YOU OR I BEFORE ADAM AND EVE EVER TOLD A LIE   YET STILL SOMEHOW I AM NOT CONVINCED THAT THERE'S A LOVE LIKE OURS, THAT IT EVEN EXISTS. EVEN THE NOTION, I MUST DISMISS BONDED WERE OUR SOULS, AND SEALED WITH A KISS
Caa #127
A dear friend and angel lost her mother this past week, after losing her sister also this week.  Please send special angel prayers of healing, love and strength to her and her family.   Love,   Doc
Solace
In your voiceI can hear the painof past loves deflatedflattening your beliefthat you are worthy.Your eyesare colored sadnessdarkenedand not wantingto be blue.God, I could love youso easilyhope could be renewedand you'd knowyou are the perfect creationof a mighty maker.Skin to boneand mine to yourshow I'd like to show youelation is possibleeven at our age.Do you believe there is still timeto get caught up in the beautiful complicationsaccompanying love. Consider me, will you,let's track solace down togetherhopelessness is oldand ready to take leaveand I imagine retiringin your arms. Poem By Tammy C.
What Flavor Shake Are You?
You Are a Vanilla Shake Vanilla, yes, but definitely not boring. You are subtly complex and deeply sophisticated. You're the type of person who has always been ahead of their time. You don't fall for gimmicks or tricks. You are drawn to what's true. What Flavor Shake Are You? Blogthings: We're Not Shrinks, But We Play Them On the Internet
Letter To Rocket Scientists From Australian Boy Sent In 1957
Jason sez, "A beautiful entry at the Letters Of Note website detailing a card sent to the Woomera Rocket Range in Australia, 1957, by a little boy named Dean Cox. Dean provided the rocket scientists a helping hand with future space craft design offering his concept of a Rolls Royce Jet Engined-powered two man vehicle- but beyond that, the scientists would have to "put in other details". Turns out 52 years later he's been tracked down (see article comments) and he's still waiting for a reply."
Kidney Failure
Has anyone had Kidney Failure ? If so, what does it feel like ? I recently had a Kidney Stone. Since then till 3 days ago I would breath deep and feel something pop in my side. Now the popping feeling has been replaced by a constant pain in my side. Which feels like I been punched.
More 60 Quotes
Wisdom Quotes 1. You can do anything, but not everything. —David Allen 2. Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. —Antoine de Saint-Exupéry 3. The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least. —Unknown Author 4. You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take. —Wayne Gretzky 5. Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear. —Ambrose Redmoon 6. You must be the change you wish to see in the world. —Gandhi 7. When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. —Lin-Chi 8. The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking. &mda
The New Me And My New Life
HI THIS IS A NEW BLOG JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I MET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE ON (FUBER) HER NAME IS WENDY  I LOVE HER VERY MUCH WIF ALL MY HEART SOUL MIND  FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE BEFORE I MET HER I WAS IN A DARK WORLD OF PAIN CRYING LONING NIGHTS AND I WAS DEPRESSED ALL THE TIME  BUT NOW WHEN WENDY CAME INTO MY LIFE SHE TOOK ALL THE DARKNESS OUT OF ME  AND SHE PUT LIGHT AND HER LOVE IN ME  AND NOW I AM HAPPY THAT SHES IN MY LIFE  I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE HAS MADE ME A NEW MAN  AND I THANK HER FOR IT   SHE HAS GAVE ME HOPE AND SHE MAKES ME SMILE  EVERDAY  AND NOW I  ANIT IN THAT DARK WORLD I WAS IN BECUSE OF WENDY  SHES MY FU WIFEY BABY  AND SOON TO BE REAL LIFE WIFE  THE DATE FOR OUR WEDDING IS (MAY 15TH 2010) THAT WILL BE OUR HAPPEST DAY OF OUR LIVES (I LOVE YOU WENDY ) WIF ALL MY HEART SOUL MIND AND WELL BEING MY LOVE DONT STOP FOR YOU WENDY IT WILL NEVER STOP NOW I KNOW  EVERY DAY WHEN I WAKE UP NEXT TO HER I WILL HAVE A SMILE AND IT WILL BE A GOOD DAY BECUSE SHES NEXT TO ME  BABY I AM GOIN
Grossest Halloween Recipe - Kitty Litter Cake
  Wow!! What a gross Halloween dessert! It doesn't get more disgusting than this cake as it just looks beyond awful, but if you can get your guests to give it a try I bet they'll be surprised! This is not the cheapest of Halloween dessert recipes, but it is sure to startle your guests for sure! You'll need a NEW kitty litter box (PLEASE do not even attempt to use an old one that you cleaned up!!!) You may also wish to use a clear box liner and a litter scoop to accessorize the cake! Ingredients: * 1 package German chocolate cake mix * 1 package white cake mix * 2 (3.5 ounce) packages instant vanilla pudding mix * 1 package vanilla sandwich cookies * 6 drops green food coloring * 1 package tootsie rolls     Directions: Prepare cake mixes and bake according to package directions. Pan size does not matter. *Don’t use the litter box to bake in. Prepare pudding according to package directions and chill until ready to assemble. Crumble sandwich cookies in small batches in
Clown Love...
Sitting And Thinking
I sit here in my world, consumed with a love I have never really known. I sit here thinking of my time with her, my thoughts drop continually to her smile, her laugh, her loving eyes. The times when we are alone, and we talk about things continually. I miss her heartbeat, I miss her touch, her kiss. I miss her in general. her presence lights up my world. She brings the only true sunshine I have in my life.
Now, As I Said, You Must Go On Your Own.
With those words the steed faded. Like the fog at mid-morning he vanished. To say the least I was bewildered. None of this was making sense. I simply wanted to find a place to ride out the storm. This, whatever it was, was not my intention. Still ... as he ... said .... Said. The though hung there. What did he say? He ... who ...? Was I going somewhere? No. This is the backland's of my father's villa. I had awoke this morning, restless, without much to do. Late fall, and all the harvest in. Just a time to wander the estate ... if you call it that. Calling it a villa or an estate was a pleasantry of the language. It was not a rich man's home by any means, nor a rich man's land. It was a working farm. These grasses were left behind as we rotated the cash crops for the year. A field left to return to nature to give it rest from production. A good husband would know too well what he must do. And we were good, if not wealthy. The sun was almost at it zenith. I must have wondered aimless f
Need Some Help Please?
I've started playing a Middle Ages WarLord game, actually why I haven't been around as much :-) Just like you need referrals on Fubar to level, there you need them to earn coins that buy you power ups and help you beat your enemies. If its not to much to ask could you please sign up on the game, you don't have to play it and no it doesn't send ther junk mail amounts you get here. http://knowme.evony.com    TY so much for helping me out :-)
Essence Of Existence
I am the sun and moon.I am the air and sea.I am the glory of God,and the decadence of Satan.I am the power of the universe,and the frailty of life.I am the flesh that gives form,and the thought that gives substance.I am the beauty of love eternal,and the filth of hatred everlasting.I am the divinity of birth,and the repugnance of death.I am the embodiment of pleasure,and the exquisiteness of pain.I am all that has been,and all that will ever be.I am deityI am humanityI am Poem By Tammy C.
Honesty Is Always The Keyword
As we all know I been saying I was bisexual to hide the fact of who I truly am...I am now coming to opening of myself and speaking to the world. I am NOT straight,I am NOT bisexual,I am NOT transexual....I AM LESBIAN!!!! their I said it out loud, I never had a great taste of men,never seemed to even fall in love sept for a few they know who they are...but I always loved woman the hair,eyes,lips,skin, and many more things. As for now I am staying with a friend and have my parents down the road if I need them even though my mom wants me to come home. Truly the way I handle myself and the way I seem to react towards men has shown how I am and who I am. Don't get me wrong I like having men as friends just not as dating material seems more fun having them as friends instead of date wise. Anyways if you want to stay on my friends list go away if you don't shows that you never cared for me, its your choice not mine.Sincerely,Amber M. Kestner
No, I Infact Have Not Been Sleeping Well...how Could You Tell?!?
So most of you have noticed I have been more on the emotional side lately. While it's a good and bad thing all at the same time, I'm quite sure there is a lesson that will come out of it. It still needs to stop. I know the weather is having an effect on my mood. Also I think it has a lot to do with my upcoming trip back home. Everyone has family baggage right?!? When did I become this whiney woman?!? I can’t even stand me right now! ARGHHHH, I really need to just get out and have some fun. I have been so driven this year that I think I just need to release for a while. I need to stop being mom and co-worker, and house fixer upper and just be a woman named Carrie for a while. Sad but I really couldn’t tell you the last date I went on. I miss dating. I don’t miss the crap that comes along with it. I hate the games people play. What’s wrong with just being honest? Yes, I realize I need to get some (save the comments guys). Sometimes I just hate being the decent mor
True Fact # 3
Between 1942 and 1944, Academy Awards were made of plaster. John Madden is an accomplished ballroom dancer. In 21 states, Wal-Mart is the single largest employer. Jim Gordon, drummer of Derek and the Dominos ("Layla"), killed his mother with a claw hammer. One of Hewlett Packard's first ideas was an automatic urinal flusher. Eric Clapton did not play the very famous first riff on the song "Layla". That was Duane Allman. Clapton comes in later. There are more cars in Southern California than there are cows in India. The two-foot long bird called a Kea that lives in New Zealand likes to eat the strips of rubber around car windows. The province of Alberta, Canada is completely free of rats. Illinois has the most personalized license plates of any state. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse
True Fact # 6
Only 6% of the autographs in circulation from members of the Beatles are estimated to be real. The time spent deleting SPAM costs United States businesses $21.6 billion annually. 60.7 percent of eligible voters participated in the 2004 presidential election, the highest percentage in 36 years. However, more than 78 million did not vote. This means President Bush won re-election by receiving votes from less than 31% of all eligible voters in the United States. John Quincy Adams, sixth president of the United States, loved to skinny dip in the Potomac River. La Paz, Bolivia has an average annual temperature below 50 degrees Fahrenheit. However, it has never recorded a zero-degree temperature. Same for Stanley, Falkland Islands and Punta Arenas, Chile. 41% of Chinese people eat at least once a week at a fast food restaurant. 35% of Americans do. A Wisconsin forklift operator for a Miller beer distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper showing him drinking a
Morph My Ass
I have the MOST KICK ASS MORPH album...............dig it   Even though I am tew lazy to place all them fukkin dots in the morpheus program, does not mean the ART is not intact.............
My Favorite Story
The Black Cat 1841 by Edgar Allan Poe   (1809-1849)       For the most wild, yet most homely narrative which I am about to pen, I neither expect nor solicit belief. Mad indeed would I be to expect it, in a case where my very senses reject their own evidence. Yet, mad am I not --and very surely do I not dream. But to-morrow I die, and to-day I would unburden my soul. My immediate purpose is to place before the world, plainly, succinctly, and without comment, a series of mere household events. In their consequences, these events have terrified --have tortured --have destroyed me. Yet I will not attempt to expound them. To me, they have presented little but Horror --to many they will seem less terrible than baroques. Hereafter, perhaps, some intellect may be found which will reduce my phantasm to the common-place --some intellect more calm, more logical, and far less excitable than my own, which will perceive, in the circumstances I detail with awe, nothing more than an ordinary su
Guns And Roses: The Photographer Who Literally Shoots His Subjects
  A photo shoot usually requires a photographer to just point a camera and snap - but U.S. artist Alan Sailer takes the process much more literally. The California-based photographer, 54, has captured a series of otherwise unassuming items as they explode on contact with a bullet. The dramatic results feature everything from flowers to fruit, as well as more unexpected items such as bacon and even snow globes. An expert at high-speed photography, Mr Sailer takes the pictures in a dark room positioned around 20cm from the target. The camera, which features a unique home-made flash, is set at a one-second delay. Point and shoot: A red rose in liquid nitrogen explodes on contact with a bullet in one of Alan Sailer's dramatic high-speed photographs Mr Sailer, who describes the process as 'beyond dangerous, says: 'The special item is the flash. It is a home-built unit based on the design of Harold Edgerton*. The flash is about .5 microsecond in duration and runs at 17,000 volts. I
Chapparral Is The Natural Medicine For Cancer Treatment
Chaparral vs. Cancer Chaparral [Larrea tridentata), also known as creosote bush, has been used by Native Americans to treat a variety of illnesses, including cancer. Chaparral contains an ingredient called nor-dihihydroguairetic (NDGA), a potent antitumor agent. NDGA inhibits aerobic and anaerobic glycolysis (the energy-producing ability) of cancer cells. The flavonoids present in chaparral have strong antiviral and antifungal properties.   for more information click here
Application
Sub ApplicationName:Age:Height:Weight:Measurements:Turn ons:Turn offs:Handcuffs or restraints?Do you cook?Do you clean?Bush, shaved, landing strip?Applicants must attach two pictures to be considered: One fully clothes, one nude or at the least topless.Serious applicants must put BANANA in the title. Email to sephiroth_the_masamune@yahoo.com
What's Your Best Trait?
Your Best Trait is Friendliness You enjoy the company of others, whether you're at work or at play.You believe that almost everyone has something to contribute to this world, and you treat people with courtesy and respect.You're a natural extrovert, and you have a dazzling charm that is not easily forgotten. You are good at building rapport.You're the type of person who can meet a stranger and feel like you've bee friends for years after a few minutes. What's Your Best Trait?   Blogthings: Take a Quiz. Annoy Your Friends.     Doesn't sound like me at ALL. :/
What's Your City?
Your City is Buenos Aires You are cultured, sophisticated, and quite old fashioned. You believe traditions are important, but you are still quite vibrant. People don't know you well at all, and if they do, they totally misunderstand what you are all about. You are more interesting and more intelligent than anyone gives you credit for. You are a bit of a hidden treasure. You are creative, ambitious, beautiful, and fun. You may have a rough past, but you are always getting better. What's Your City? Blogthings: Free Quizzes for Everyone
What Email Function Are You?
You Are Archive You are competent, organized, and careful. You know how to stay on task and focus on the most important thing. You like to have everything in its place. Messes and chaos completely stress you out. You have a system for almost everything in your life, and you don't like to deviate from it. Calendars, routines, and having things in a certain order keeps you calm. You don't like to shake things up too much. What Email Function Are You? Blogthings: 100's of Fun, Free Quizzes and 3 Stupid Ones
Stuff Version 2.
Just random statements or questions. Gotta love 'em.   1. My 4 year old snores. 2. Facebook has too many addictive applications. 3. Snow in October? Seriously? Ugh. 4. If you have Vista and AIM, can you still update to the AIM for Windows 7 and get the new version? 5. If I know I'm going to get heartburn, why do I insist on spicy food without Tums? 6. As always, I love my friends. ♥
Mindfucked
  come here, look into my eyes i know u can see, im all u dispise hate me for all that i am i won't play you, I do all i can letting it go, not letting it feed evil has come, planting its seed my mind is lost, my body weary i cant see you, my eyes are teary pain in my chest, bones are weak love is the only thing i seek what is love, why cant it be found finding my heart broken, on the ground what is real, what is fake seems this life is all i can take nothing but a downward spiral into the unknown its hell i feel inside, i feel it has grown so forget me now, im nothing to you i am the fool and i know what to do in this fucked up, intoxicated mind somewhere there is me, i have to find
Fevered (nsfw)
  Fevered: I AM LOST IN A LABRYNTH OF FEVERED DESIRE, AS A BOLT OF LIGHTNING BRANDS A SCAR ACROSS THE SKY, AND THE THUNDER BECOMES MY JOYFUL SCREAM, AS YOU THRUST YOURSELF INTO THE VERY DEPTH OF MY BEING, WE ARE IN PERFECT RHYTHYM AS WE MELT TO BECOME ONE, I ARCH MY BACK TO BRING YOU EVEN CLOSER AND YOU IMPALE DEEPER WITH EACH THRUST, NAILS DRAG ACROSS YOUR BACK AND YOUR GASP BECOMES A QUIET ECHO, CAPTURED BY MY SEEKING LIPS, I WANT TO BREATH YOU, MY BREASTS RISE AND FALL , AS NIPPLES HARDEN AS A SIGN OF MY DESIRE FOR YOU, OUR BODIES ARE FEVERED AS WE PUSH TO SATISFY THIS RAW LUST, A STEADY TEMPO OF URGENCY AS I CRAVE THE TASTE OF YOU BETWEEN MY LIPS, TO SUCKLE YOUR PASSION AND DRINK YOUR SILKY ESSENCE, SLOW STEADY FLICKS OF MY TONGUE TURN TO DEEP GREEDY GULPS OF YOU, I SENSE YOUR RELEASE IS NEAR AND I BURY MY MOUTH OVER YOUR GLEAMING SHAFT , AS YOU FILL MY THROAT WITH YOUR HOT SEED ,I FEEL THE COMPLETION OF MY OWN RELEASE AS I SWALLOW EVERY PEARLY DROP OF YOU.
Your Touch (nsfw)
DELIGHTFUL SHIVERS SO INTENSE MY BODY CONVULSES WITH PLEASURE, A FIRE YOU BUILD HIGHER WITH EVERY STROKE OF YOUR HAND AND EVERY WORD FROM YOUR LIPS, TAKING ME BEYOND MY OWN CONTROL BUT KEPT WITHIN THE REALM OF YOURS, YOU HAVE BECOME MY MASTER AND I YOUR SLAVE, AND I WELCOME YOU,I NEED YOU, YOU HAVE OPENED ME TO NEW WANTS AND HEIGHTENED DESIRES, AND I AM NO LONGER MY OWN, BUT A SERVANT TO YOUR NEEDS, I DO THIS FREELY FOR ONLY YOU CAN GIVE THIS PLEASURE I NOW CRAVE, THE VIOLENT THRUST'S REMIND ME I AM YOURS, THE INTENSITY OF LUST SO EXTREME, I BEG FOR RELEASE, ONLY TO BE DENIED AS YOU TAKE ME EVEN HIGHER, BLIND FOLDED AND ENTRANCED, MY PASSION SURGES BEYOND, AND I AM TAKEN TO A FIERY EDGE OF AROUSAL, AS MY PASSION IS RELEASED IN A RAGING CONVULSION , AND MY ESSENCE LIES IN A POOL OF STEAMY HOTNESS BETWEEN MY LEGS, I FLOAT IN THIS PLACE WITH YOU AND I AM SPENT, A CONTENTED PLACE OF COMPLETENESS, AND A JOY THAT LIVED ONLY IN  DREAMS,  
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Pleasurating
Every morning, every night, sometimes in the middle of the day...Escaping into dark, quiet corners to relieve myselfSometimes calmly, sometimes furiously... shamelesslyThree times again today, is no surpriseLaughing every time... knowing what I'd do to satisfy youI want to take you up on all your offers... let you tryFulfill all the scintillating needs insideHeavenly wings and spitfire tongues taste like lullabies!Swooning Mercilessly,Nakey
My Fu Owners The Bomb Go Luv On Him!
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Usb Pc Prankster: Guaranteed To Freak Out, Enrage Your Cubicle Mates
Oh, brother. As we all know so well, the office can be a draining place. But devices such as these could make even the most burnt-out middle manager excited to clock in. The USB PC Prankster looks like a stock flash drive, but as you can clearly see above, a few toggle switches enable it to become quite the headache. Once plugged in, the unlucky PC that it's attached to will have its Caps Lock enabled and disabled at random, see garbled text splattered about quarterly reports and be victim to uncontrollable, erratic cursor movements. Thankfully, the drive will never activate the Enter key nor close or save documents, so you can rest assured that it's all in good fun. Turning your office up on its head costs just £19.99 ($33), but you'll have to wait a tick 'til it comes back in stock.
Yaarp
My whole  life ive never been  good enough .......  ....the  fat  girl  who never  fit in  at school  because  she  was into  wierd stuff  then i was the wifey  who was the  stupid bitch  that never let him do anything  ....... no more  .....it feels so good to have some one tell you  they think your beautiful and know that they  really  think  it .
I Need Opinions On This Dress!
so im getting married in april and am in love with this dress.  http://gothicweddingdresses.webs.com/apps/webstore/products/show/184980    i willl have the gold beading removed and will have a small red veil.  id love some feedback :)
Random/weird Facts About Mz. Iowa!
I was really bored....lol1. I cannot eat a waffle without peanut butter. Period. Pancakes I like peanut butter on too, but I don't need peanut butter. Waffles, there's just no go without it. Yes, I put syrup on them too, and yes, they're amazing. Don't scrunch your nose at me until you've tried it. And don't pick a goofy kind of waffles like chocolate chip or blueberry. Then yeah, that sounds gross lol2. One of my favorite snack foods that I don't eat very often, I call my "swimmer food." When I was in high school, I hung out with the swim team pretty often because I was a swimmer most of my life, and I was dating a guy on the swim team. My best friend and I used to stay after school in the pool area doing homework and watch our boyfriends practice. And we'd get a bag of cheetos and peanut butter M&Ms and mix them together like chex mix, and get a Mountain Dew. I rarely eat it, once in a while it creeps up on me, but I always ate it during swim season, thus why I call it my "swimmer fo
*cough* *sniffle* *snort*
So. I'm home dressed up in layers like a hobo, making a used tissue pyramid and coughing like an aged alcoholic. I had coughing and a runny nose all week, but the fever just hit me today. The lack of sleep the past couple of days,  the smoking and not that many juices might have had a slight part to play. Might. I admit to nothing. As such I'm sipping lemon tea with honey and imagining what kind of kingdom would have used tissue pyramids... Furthermore I have no idea why I'm writing about it. Must be the fever talking. Also to warm my feet the only thing I could find were a pair of slippers (might be the wrong name) shaped like sheep with hearts on them and. yes I kid you not, pierced ears. With silver earings. No. They are not mine. Seriously. I'd rather batter my head repeatedly against the wall and plunge my head in a barrel of napalm than buy such a thing. They do keep my feet warm though. The bastards. I have locked the door in fear of someone seeing me in them or eve
Starting Today -
I would like to try and send alittle something sweet out everyday to my new found friends, in hopes of sharing something sweet and maybe give you inspiration and hope.I know that everyday I cant, But please know your all thought about. What I have realized I need to change most is my idea of how unimportant I am; how little I impact the larger world. I believed that those little things might be nice but weren't that important. My heart knows differently. I may not be able to stop a war or feed the hungry masses but I can say thank you. I can make a difference in one person's life by taking the time to smile at a stranger, send a comment to a friend, or do any of the little things my heart asks me to do. Change is often about taking a risk. Writing this blog is that kind of risk. Maybe I don't have anything to say that rates as important but then again maybe it isn't what I say that is important but that I am willing to say it. So instead of writing pages and pages of thoughts that
Ppl I Leveled For G Levelers
      This  is the ppl i leveled today     jwk5337@ fubar ♥ ♥  Janice ♥ ♥@ fubar  Lividwasteland@ fubar LilSmily09@ fubar  RexZombie@ fubar          October 22th 2009 ppl tp level NOTE IF U ARE IN MY BFFS FAMILY CONTACT HIM G LEVELERS ONLY N HAVE HIM LINK YOU TO MY BLOG  HE KNOWS U ALL BETTER THAN I DO! THANKS LINS       armyguy5050@ fubar Munchkin@ fubar spartan92@ fubar jle672@ fuba
Birth Sign
I'm a PISCES   LIBRA - The Asshole (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. *5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.   SCORPIO - The SUPERIOR One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. *15 years of bad luck if you do not repost   SAGITTARIUS-THE SUPERIOR SEXUAL PARTNER (11/22-12/21) Loves to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. . *24 years of bad luck if you do not repost    THIS CAPRICORN - The One that Waits (12/22-1/19)
Horseshoe Look
One day a cowboy walked into a blacksmith shop and picked up a horseshoe, not realizing that it had just come from the forge. He immediately dropped it and jammed his hand into his pocket, trying to act as if nothing had happened. The blacksmith noticed and asked with a grin, "Kind of hot, wasn't it?" "Nope," answered the cowboy through clenched teeth, "it just doesn't take me long to look at a horseshoe." 
Want My Points?
OK HERES WHAT IM WILLING TO DO FOR SOME PPL THAT NEED TO GET POINTS FAST!!  IF I ALREADY HAVE THE AUTO... A BLINGPACK OR BLAST WILL DO! I WILL GIVE YOU MY POINTS (ALTRUISM)  FOR :   AN AUTO 11 (SINCE YOU WILL WANT THE MOST POINTS WHILE  DOING THIS!!)   *PLUS* 3 MILL FUBUX OR A BOMB WHICH I WILL USE WHILE GIVING YOU MY POINTS!   SINCE I RECEIVE NO FUBUX WHILE DOING THIS!! (IF YOUR SAVING FUBUX, THEN ANOTHER ARRANGEMENT CAN BE MADE!)   ANYWAYS IM SURE WE CAN WORK A DEAL I CAN HELP YOU!   RESERVING IS BEST ! I ALSO HAVE REFERENCES.   UPDATED 12/05/09   THANX =)
101 Things I Look For In A Man
0. ability to communicate effectively1. tactful honesty. not brutal honesty.2. openness. with me. not the whole world.3. intelligence. not to the point of pretentiousness, but having philosophical discussions with me is so sexy.4. a sense of humor. sarcastic humor is even better. or ability to mix different forms of humor.5. as a spinoff to the last one - trading witty comebacks.6. subtle charm. no need to be a player as I can see through that (can't play a player right?), but charisma is great.7. eyes that pierce the soul. (IE: Kurt Cobain, Ewan McGregor)8. dresses well. Yes, straight men CAN dress well!9. imagination. this trait is useful in a lot of areas from determining new things to do together to sex.10. creativity. having at least 1 creative pursuit is always admired by me. to be creative in multiple medias and in general is even better.11. eccentricity. normal is boring.12. willingness for monogamy. 13. wants to get married someday.14. wants to have children someday and shows
A Touch Never Felt
How can you ache and crave for someone's touch When you have never felt it? I do this for yours, though, And the yearning grows more each day I have never wanted anything in my life As much as I want you When you whisper such sweet love In my ear when we talk You make me melt into a puddle Of complete helplessness You have become my every waking thought And my every dream at night I breathe in so hard Trying to catch my breath when we can't talk I close my eyes so tight Hoping when I open them you will be there But I know I have to wait Until the time is right It seems so far away That I think I am losing my mind I want to breathe in your scent And keep it with me all day long I want to taste your love for me By kissing your sweet lips I want to feel your body next to me So when you leave for awhile I can hold on I just want you to know That I really do love you When the day comes and we are together You will always know and feel this I will always hug, kiss and love you Every moment o
Pain In Love
How do you get over someone who you are so deeply in love with but come to find out that they are not in love with you at all. how can you help the pain go away. and how do you begin to trust women again if you have been toyed with by so many of them in the same way every time. please leave your thoughts and help me to move on with my life.
Baby Blog 2
Went to my doc appoint and the baby is doing good. The baby is 3.56 cm long so far and i'm 10 weeks today. My do date is May 18th and my sister is supposed to throw me a baby shower. I can't wait til we can see if the baby is boy or girl. On my ultrasound the baby looks like a peanut ^__^ so awesome they have the technolegy to see the baby before it's born. Any way off to the game I usually play. Oh and my next doc appointment is November 18th. Lots of love to all my friends. Trista ^__^
My Hilarious Chat With An Hp Representative
My funny chat conversation with an HP representative.Summary of why I called: purchased for me as a gift one year ago. Dont have recovery disc,I didnt understand how to create one. Recently I was remotely accessed/infected and had to format laptop. I am requesting the vista recovery discs at no charge to me (FREE)[An agent will be with you shortly.][You are now chatting with Jason]Jason : Welcome to HP Total Care for Notebook. My name is Jason. Please give me a few moments while I review your problem description details.NOTE: For security reasons, PLEASE DO NOT send credit card information via chat.Jason: Hello Angela!Jason: How are you?Angela: good thanksAngela: am i still connected? cord for internet fell out :(Jason: From your issue description, I understand that you need the recovery disc for free.Jason: Am I correct Anglea?Angela: yes. i would appreciate it. :)Angela: pleaseJason: No need to worry, I will be glad to assist you in this regard.Jason: In order to isolate the issue ma
Me
In the end I’ll annoy you, piss you off, say stupid shit and then take it back, but put that all aside and you will never find a girl that loves you as much as I do………..
Diseases Of Life
A good friend of mine, who I met online and have stayed in contact with for years, IM'ed me this morning asking if I was religious. It was a little of an odd question, but then again I have odd friends. I told him I had my own views of religion and faith, but that I did not associate with any one organized religious belief system. He then asked me if I prayed and I do sometimes. I asked him why. Apparently his father has been diagnosed with cancer, Lymphoma to be exact. It nearly broke my heart to hear that. I would have given him a big comforting hug if he didn't live in Kansas lol. But I gave him what comfort I could through words and thoughts and will continue to do so as much as I can. I do know a little what he is going through. As odd as this may sound, I'm glad it's a disease that his father has a chance of getting rid of. Not many people are in the same boat. My father has been diagnosed with MS, which is Multiple Sclerosis for those of you who don't know what that stands for.
Then.
Fleeting focus fading... leaving me irreverent again. Fighting, bleeding, gnashing, bashing. Forgive me if you will, I cannot find it in me tonight to give it all away.   Remember that time when I would pull the stars down for you I would burn and burn just so I could see you smile once... Yeah, those days are gone Gone away.   Lovely lips are lying leaving me with whispers. dying, trying, thrashing, crashing. Follow me if you will, but destruction is all that lies beyond this.   Remember that time when I would pull the stars down for you I would burn and burn just so you would say you loved me once.... yeah those days are gone Gone away.
Caa #128
Angel prayers of healing, strength and love for one of my angels and her daughter who is in the hospital.   Love, Doc
Red Light Green Light
We were friends, we were lovers, we were friendsYou're hot, you're cold, you're warmYou come, you go, you linger aboutI'm showered with affectionThen ignored without intentionYou pull me close, you push me awayYou want me, you don't, but you won't sayOn bright days, you don't need meWhen the dark lonely days come aroundYou reach into the shadowsWhere you keep me hangingto feed from my soulNo MoreI'm cutting the chains with which you have bound meI am setting myself freeI can no longer be your crutchThere is nothing there for meMy best wishes go with youFor your peace, love and  happinessAs I must now move alongTo find some of my own. Sorry but I'm closed. Poem By Tammy C.  
Making Drinking Water From Thin Air (literally)
  By Scott Cooney | September 16th, 2009 26 Comments For an average of 60 cents per gallon, the DewPointe DH9 Atmospheric Water Purification System extracts water vapor from the air and converts it to pure drinking water. By pulling moisture out of the atmosphere, the DH9 is said to eliminate virtually all contaminants that might otherwise occur in groundwater.  The device then further purifies the water to eliminate 99.99% of contaminants.  There's an electrostatic air filter to remove small airborne particles like pollen and dust, a germicidal uV light that destroys bacteria and other microorganisms, a coconut hull filter that eliminates heavy metals, chlorine residuals and mineral salts, and a reverse osmosis (RO) filter to remove any remaining pathogens or fine particles.  Unlike other RO filters, where the wastewater is then flushed (so that the user drinks one purified gallon for each six to ten that are wasted), the DH9's revolutionary RO filter reprocesses it so that no wa
7 Kinds Of Sex
SEVEN KINDS OF SEX Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex. The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. Th e 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.' The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular) The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot stand your wife any m
The Power Of Prayer
I thought this was kind of amusing   When construction began on a bar in a small town, the local church started a campaign of prayers and petitions to stop it. One week before the bar was to open, lightning struck the building and it burned it to the ground. The bar owner sued the church, saying that its prayers were responsible for the loss of his building. The church, through its lawyer, denied any responsibility. When the case got to its first court hearing, the judge looked over the paperwork and said, "I don't know how I'm going to decide this.=========We have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer and a church that doesn't."    
Rest In Peace Ashley
As i type this i find myself in tears once again in shock this has happened to such a great person ashley was the best friend anyone could ask for she never ask for anything but your friendship she didnt care how you looked ,dressed,or where you lived ,she was real!Even with living with spina bifida from birth and unable to walk since the age of 4 she never let life or anyone get her down. Some or most of you didnt even know she was amrried for a short time.Ashley loved lifeher friends and family loved her!! if you knew ash you know a down ass friend , if you didnt you missed out  becouse she was just that never played head games said what was on her mind , she was soft spoken yet a spitfire with a heart of gold .She will be saddley missed in many hearts i talked to her just monday night nad she was full of hope and was takein by the flu. ashley my friend i called my sister now you go watch over us and walk with the the angles becouse you were one on earth for the short time we had you
Happy Birthday Angel
HAPPY BIRTHDAY  STEVEN MICHEAL JOHNSON                      Born 10/25/07                       Died 02/22/08  It's your 2nd birthday and your in Heaven.   imikimi - Customize Your World!     YOU ARE 2 YEARS OLD NOW MY LITTLE ANGEL.  I MISS YOU STILL TODAY. IT’S LIKE YESTERDAY THAT I WAS HOLDING YOU IN MY ARMS THE DAY THAT YOU WERE BORN.  I HAD YOU IN MY LIFE FOR 4 LOVELY MONTHS, AND NOW IN MY HEART FOREVER TO HOLD AND LOVE ALWAYS.  YOU CAN CELABRATE WITH PAPA , JERAMY, ALL THE OTHER ANGELS AND WITH GOD TOO.  HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LITTLE ANGEL AND MY LITTLE LOVE.   LOVE AND MISS YOU ALWAYS   GRANDMA MARE
Foreign Signs
In a Tokyo Hotel:Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.In another Japanese hotel room:Please to bathe inside the tub.In a Bucharest hotel lobby:The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.In a Leipzig elevator:Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.In a Belgrade hotel elevator:To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.In a Paris hotel elevator:Please leave your values at the front desk.In a hotel in Athens:Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.In a Yugoslavian hotel:The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.In a Japanese hotel:You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across
Tomb
As I sit here in my room,despair, loneliness and pain create my tombhappiness and joy are no more,and my heart is now just sore.People give me such nice wishes,but nothing can replace his missed kisses,I know they mean well,but I am not ready to leave my private hell.Love is lost and gone away,just another sad depressing dayEven nature must feel my pain,'cause I look outside and see the rain.Tears of joy are replaced,now by tears of sorrow,oh, how salty they now taste,as my lips for their new home, they borrow.Eyes all puffy from so many tears,from all that builds up from fears,time is now not my friend,it is just a tick to another hours end.Even the sand in the hourglass,has decided to stop flowing,I pray to God to help with this task,this must be right, for he is all knowing.Sometimes the hardest medicine to swallow,is not a pill, or a sour tasting liquid,but something that makes your heart hallow,leaves you feeling lost and out of control like a kid.The calendar now is just a way to
Come On Over And Help Me To Show Some Luv And Comments To A Dear Friends New Pictures.
This blog is taken from Mistress of Wolves with her permission.. please read and follow the links ^_^ i don’t ask for help ever but i do ask that you be nice and share the love ^_^ Mistress of Wolves Art Sanctuary™@ fubar As some of you know he is working toards being a pro photographer. Last night was his first shoot at a burlesque club. I am asking my friends to please stop by (page link below) & rate a few of these. Please? It would mean the world to me. There's less than 50 pics there in all (just 43). Comments would really be appreciated too. Do this & I will come rate 100 of your pics. Just PM me you have done this. NonSemper_Aestas@ fubar
The Job
I have been working as a PC/QMRP now since September 1st and it has been full speed ahead since day one. I cannot say that I dislike my job but I can say that I dislike the mess left behind for me to clean up. Part of the reason I was given the promotion is the fact that I have a reputation for following policy and being a strong leader. I am currently working many long hours organizing the houses and retraining the staff while attending quarterly and annual meetings for the consumers on my caseload. I have done a move from one home on another team to one of my own and have been informed that I will be opening two new houses by the end of this year. YAY!!! I enjoy the people we provide services to. It is the staff that have me pulling my hair out as they see how far they can set themselves up for failure. I have already made it very clear that I will make attempts to retrain and then if this does not work I will rehire. I have almost filled all the open positions and if I could quit
Please Do Tell Me..............
Have you ever been in love? Been in love where your heart races when you see them. When you ache when they are not there. You only yearn for their return. Have you ever been in love? Been in love when your head can only think about them. Every song reminds you of every special moment you've had with them. Have you ever been in love? Been in love where only your future is all that matters. You see them in your arms forever and ever. Have you ever been in love? Been in real love? Please do tell............
Video Blog! (taking Questions And Requests)
Hey all!   Taking questions and requests for my new video blog!   http://www.youtube.com/user/beguilinglyinsidious   Send them to me here or PM me there
My Rant For Saturday
:::BEWARE::: This man is married going around acting like he is single then his wife calls the women from his cell. http://fubar.com/user/3086340  
You Guys R Killin Me ~ Lol ~
· you have 30+ unread messages! · you have 53 new friend requests! Gimme Time 2 Get Back Wit Ya'll I Have Not Had The Change 2 Do So Because I've Been In An Out Of The Hospital Lately Getting My (REG) Check Up's Ya know?
The Crab Nebula
[hand Hunted Shark]
Alright, I just got done looking over my instructions for the Sinanju... and I can recall with some detail what people have said about this kit generallyits a whore. Big piecesthat's a plusno screwsthat's a bigger plus teensy weensy intricate decaling...shit. Gold penstripe trim on every major body partshit shit smaller than a centimeter decals and technical data disclaimers on EVERY surface FUCK! For right now I'm just going to be proud that I got Gouf done. Too bad Sinanju looks like garbage without the trim and decaling.I'd really like to bypass the bullshit, or just airbrush the fuckerlack the timelack the utensils.Lack the inclination at this exact moment. I really am thinking of buying like... 20 fucking generic cheap zaku's and custom painting em once I get an airbrush kit though.That'd be fuuuuun. Here's Sinanju with full trim work no basecoat or painting aaaaand here's full decal     Custom alternate colors     Flight mode WTF!?         And
Old Woman
This is one my hubby told me today, and I about pee'd myself   Granny is in the nursing home zooming around her hoover chair ... heads on down the way and sees Krazy Karl.  Karl pulls her over and asks to see her drivers license .... she looks in her purse and finds a skittles wrapper, and hands it to him.  He lets her go.   She turns the corner and zooms down the hallway, sees Sucide Sam.  Sam pulls her over and asks to see her proof of insurance.  Granny looks in her purse and finds a Dr Pepper can and shows it to Sam.  He lets her go.   She zooms off and around another corner, and notices Perving Peter.  Peter has his "peter" in his hands ... Granny looks up and says, "Great a breath alyzer test"     LMAO
Donny's Eulogy "the Big Lebowski"
Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo.He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.
Eternal Spring
They met in the spring,When nature was at its splendorBirds were singing at their best.Summer commencedThey walked through the heatedTerrain of arguments,Though the heat was offensivethey survived.Then came all consumingAutumn,They set aside all differencesLeting them fall like ailing leaves.Cold winter breezesFlew past.They stood togetherwatching theFalling snow flakesAnd waiting forAn eternal spring. Poem By Tammy C.
Posers Fakes And Wannabes On Fubar.. Yup Im Calling People Out That Screwed With Me N Love To Trash Talk Me!
Where to Start, hmmm could be that its all the fakes on here.. MAybe all the wannabes. Maybe the People that you help and as soon as you do your own thing they have to do some serious trash talk and try to ruin your rep.. haha.  PErhaps its someone that seduces  people and manipulates them with  having them fall for her and then uses em like puppets... Lounge owners that arent real, Djs, graphics people you trust  and they cant tell you the truth but complain and whine about how they dont like where they are.. day in and day out...... LAst but not least, family... they are the ones that  you should trust most right? Your own Blood.. Why is it some family know the truth about some things, yet always choose the opposite side no matter what? Yt those they surround themselves with call this family weak ... Perhaps hes weak, maybe scared, but for gods sake why would family not tell the truth when asked it...  I say to All This.. Seductive Pleasures is Back...... 2 years gone i wasnt going t
Bouncer Mash
Some of your favorite Bouncers havin some fun. So...do you think you can dance with the Bouncers in the pale moonlight?
Fans???
Fans of 1,427 Fans 1,375 what is wrong with this picture people cum'mon now, I mean I've been a good girl/sweet & kind to all you gimme a break an fan me back please thanks in advance 4 those who do!!!
Modern & Creative Shelves
  Modern and Creative Bookshelf Designs January 1st, 2009 | Inspiration | Modern bookshelves and creative shelf designs from all over the world.   Rolling Shelf A wall mounted shelving unit in which the shelves roll back to accommodate tall objects and remain in position until you move them back to their original position. [link] Magnetic Shelves Each shelf contains between one and three neodymium magnets, which are very powerful and allow for a strong connection to your fridge. [link] Graffititek Bookshelf Based on Parisian Graffiti art, the design aims to offer new perspective on the craft by reinterpreting it in a three-dimesional way. [link] Triangle Shelf T.shelf is a unique shelving system that can be setup around your existing furniture, or can be just hanged by itself as a sculptural object. [link]
Some Men Make Me Sick
  im not your normal male......i wont perve ya..ya if i think you are cute etc ill tell ya...i dont want your messager number or too see your nsfw...i might view them at my own time but thats not what i choose too see im not here for points anymore im here for friends ive known alot of people on this site since lost cherry days even tho i took a leave when this became cherrytap(right before fubar for those that dont know)dont get me wrong i love points being rated and blinged etc but thats not my reason for staying...if you have a man (or women) i respect that im not trying too get your your pants im with someone and happy unless you are bi looking for a threesome lol ...ive seen and heard of alot of the men on this site talking dirty too complete strangers etc and it sickens me ...ladies not all men are like that its called manners...and trust me some of the women are just as bad...you think because you are online and not in front of the person it gives you the right too talk how ya w
Not Time For What Ifs...
A lot of people think I sound depressed tonight. I am by no means depressed. I am just deep in thought.You see, a few days I decided to start researching and trying to make contact with my father's family. My father passed away when I was very young. His family however never approved of him marrying my mother. (Just like my mothers family didn't approve of him) Unfortunately a few years later his mother also passed away. Which left little to no contact with his family.I grew up only knowing my mothers family. (Except for a little contact around the age of 12 and 18) Don't get me wrong. I love most of the family I know. I regretted when I was 18 that I lost contact with my aunt and uncle that had randomly popped out of the woodwork. At the time I was graduating highschool, working 2 jobs and getting ready to go to college.Due to the wonders of the Internet and me finally deciding I couldn't fight the urge anymore. I looked them up on MySpace and Facebook. Sure enough like most people th
So Busy
Between school, kids being sick and my great aunt passing away Monday, it's been hectic.  On the weekend I was out of town sanding cabinets for my aunt who is getting ready to paint her kitchen and then I'll probably be back there when she starts painting.  I did learn CPR yesterday, that was cool.  Who wants the kiss of life? Anyone? So far I'm an A student, I'm the Hermione Granger of the group and get teased mercilessly but I don't care. I think it's funny the ex stripper is one of the top students! The women of the administration office asked me to start making jewelry for them to buy so I did and they are.  Not rich yet but I just started last week and it helps with gas money at the very least.  Well I have to get dishes done before I run off to school.  Hope everyone has a great week! K
I Knew You Through Passing...
Written for a friend to read at the burial of his little brother....   Rest In Peace My Friend....   Today, the winds blowing, I heard it from the trees,Today, it hurts knowing, you cant be here to see,But when the wind blows, We're reminded that you're free.The fact we're gonna miss you is always gonna be.But we will always have you with us, The times that we're in need, Your love will fill our hollowsevery time we breath.Your voice is what fills our heads when we ride into the breeze,I know youre riding with us, just like it used to be.These memories live inside us, like you live inside of me.Now be calm and at peace,with what what has come to be..I love you little brotherPlease put your strength in me.
Our Government Is Still Drunk On That Potomac Kool Aid
How can the government pretend that it can manage, overhaul, streamline, and reform the health care system in the United States when it can't even deliver enough flu shots to prevent a pandemic?We have seen the H1N1 virus coming for over a year. It is no surprise that much of America needs vaccination. It was no secret that the flu season was approaching. But, now that it is upon us, we find ourselves pathetically short of shots.One year ago, the government told us that we would have hundreds of millions of vaccinations available. Then, over the summer, the prediction was that 40 million would be on hand by the end of October. Last month, the estimate was scaled back to 28 million. And, as of late last week, only 11.5 million had been delivered, leaving tens of millions vulnerable and, tragically, likely leading to hundreds of preventable deaths. Given the tendency of the virus to strike the young, many of those deaths will be among children.
I'm Back!
So, I moved last month and I've been off fubar since. No time. I have a day job. I'm taking horseback riding lessons and I've been full of life really. Just so much going on. My band is playing out this saturday and I forgot to market it on her, all well. If anyone is in mass and wants to go to a goth concert hit me up before saturday and I will do my best to give details.   I'm dating. Was enguaged but he took it back and told me its was a "promise ring" I'm not ok with that and things may not last. Looks to me like someone has comitment issues and its not me... But shit happens and we move on. I will give him a chance and see if things get better. Home has been depression. I moved in with my bf. And now I see less of him then I did when I lived with crappy roommates. I see him 7 hours a week because of his job. He works 6-7 days a week because hes a head chef and its putting a strain on "us". We don't have sex. We don't cuddle and we don't do anything. Im an affectionate horn dog
Fragments Of Happiness
When April comes When I'm alone He's not here His voice how soft Like his touch The warmth of his lips He never existed Fragments to emptiness This trail leads no where Roses that never existed crumble into the void of dreams Everything he said I believed It was however playful talk Laughs shared Dreams imaginable Hopes bonding us All these laughs dreams and hopes Just memories I try to forget, Memories that never were I lead myself on to believe these beliefs that never will exist And when April comes Inside myself I'm still trapped Inside walls I've built Isolation from others Though my fist beat away The walls don't come downI walk this trail that leads no where Holding roses that only crumble Like our hopes and dreams and all he never said And I'm still alone And he's not here Poem by Tammy C.
Entanlged In The Stars
The earth opened outInto the sky. That night,I felt I mightFall into it,To entangle myselfIn a web of starsThat beckoned to meWith their twinkling fingers.I felt my own soul expandSink into the heavensFeeling the warmth of you beside meThe crisp air on my faceI felt the world would hold meFor a whileMy searching heartFound a universe in yoursSo that I felt I mightFall into itAnd entangle myselfIn the world ofWho you are. Poem By Tammy C.
Talk To You All Soon Blog To Take Affect After Monday ^_^
Hello everyone ^_^ Wolfie here... just need to inform you that i am moving as of this Monday but that is the good news.. the bad is that I have no internet at the new place, so I will be offline allot when I do get on I will be on to talk to my beautiful girlfriend Snaedis Snaedis - Princess Jiggy Wiggy@ fubar and my cute little pet kitty Talia BoDaCiOuS TaLiA~ LiL S3x KiTT3n ~@ fubar tehe and my mummy Mistress of Wolves ^_^ @ fubar Ah I truly love you all and will miss you so much. Think I will use this time to let some feelings out.. I love my girls they are my world and all I care about is there happiness and for this reason I am not going to be in good moods when I cannot talk to them.. Always happens to me. Hmmm well now I am moving in with my mum I will be sleeping in her lounge room... but I have an old friend who wants to share a place so I will be looking into that ^_^ should be interesting and scary.. I need to get to Canada so the first thing I need to do is
Zodiacal Light Over Laguna Verde
Writing
It's been a long day, like most days are. A lot has been happening and I have much food for thought and material I could write about. Thus, I'm besieged by doubt; Whether I have something concrete rather than vague to write about. Wether it will again sound pretentious and patronizing as my writing tends to, in my mind. If ,in the end, the result has any value.   I assume all aspiring writers are harangued by their own little potpourri of fears and doubts.   I should set a day per week to write, whether I have something ready or not, I guess. I have all kinds of ideas; from erotic fiction of which I have had a couple of scenarios I'd like to write down, to abstract ideas, to fantasy  and other types of fiction. Insights, conflicts and conclusions. Deductions and experiances.  There is much I'd like staring back at me.  In the end to be able to take all those pieces and attampt to make a whole.   To eke out form and function that reflects the content. To find the chord that
Update 10-28-09
Well I was in that room again and did not want to be when we got a phone call........  Saying MY Aunt Donna has 6 months or less to live :(.....  She has fought all she could but with the spine cancer they just cant do anymore so they are gonna make her as comfortable as they can......... I had the frickin pleasure of calling my brother Bryan.....  I told him and was crying.....  It sucked A$$.......  I just dont see why there has to be fricken cancer in this world...... Hugs Kristina I need all the prayers and warm thoughts and HUGS to make it thru this plz and thank you........
This Is One Theory Of Creation
  My Great Grandpa V used to take me by the hand when I was just a very little girl and walk me towards the lake he lived on, right next to my Grandpa. He would tell me a story about a big whopper of a fish - it was almost as big as the whole lake! And I believed him! Now I take my little granddaughter by the hand and lead her through the Enchanted Woods that I forged from the forest behind my home, and I tell her amazing things about a wood elf, and fairies that dance around the toadstool ring, and the colorful swirling colored bench where rainbows come from, and the Dragon Lair where a very friendly dragon lives and always calls out - HEY LADY!!! (at least that is what I hear when I walk passed it.) There is a rest stop where the grass is as soft as a bed, then a little further on there is a bouncy tree bent to the ground that she can play on. My grandpa used to tell me that I must have found another soft centered nail when the hammer I was using to pound nails into a piece of woo
10 Years
10 years have passed and it still hurts as bad as the first. time is supposed to heal but it seems that things have gotten worse as time passes. i often wonder how different things would be if you were still here. where would i be? would you still act the same? would we be closer? and WHY? still goes through my head.. i guess it doesnt matter why.. I just miss you..always will
Sins Of A Sinner And The Wins Of A Winner
->Kara: wow indeed...Kara: wow LOL->Kara: which sin was this?->Kara: 2 thousand years ago?Kara: no im not your just letting satan win->Kara: tell me this, Jesus... he died for YOUR sins?->Kara: you are brainwashed hahaKara: read the book 10 mins in hell and heaven God is the truth when you lose everything u will see->Kara: Your only hope is to pull wisdom from your belief... but unfortunately I think that ship has sailed.->Kara: the story of Jesus has been recycled countless of times. prior to nearly 2010 years ago->Kara: Your god is a story told to children to keep them content about the inevitable.->Kara: Faith is your crutch not your savior.Kara: God is the truth, I feel bad for your soul when it goes to hell->Kara: children of god... sheesh brainwashed monkey->Kara: listen closely okay? your god is make believe.Kara: wow u shouldnt say bad things to Children of god big mistake u will see->Kara: people in glass-houses shouldn't throw stones->Kara: isn't that just perfect? the mocker
Profile Pimping
****PLZ READ ALL THE BLOG IF YOU LIKE REPOST TO FRIENDS AND FAM THXS**** ALRIGHT I KNOW EVERYONE LOVES TO PIMP THERE PROFILE BUT SOME DONT KNOW HOW WELL JUST HIT ME UP AND IM SURE WE CAN MAKE SOMETHIN HAPPEN 1)YES I NEED YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS AND PASSWORD (change your password to a temporary password until im done then ya can change it back to original) AFTER IM FINISHED WITH YOUR PROFILE I WILL DELETE UR PASSWORD OFF MY COMP SO ITS A ONE TIME THING 2)ERASE YOUR SB IF YA WANT IF NOT I DONT CARE THATS YOUR PERSONAL THING NO I WONT LOOK AT IT ALL IM INTERESTED IN IS YOUR SETTINGS NO I WONT CHANGE NOTHIN OR MODIFY NOTHING IN YOUR PROFILE EXCEPT THE ABOUT ME PART 3)PAY BEFORE I PIMP IT SORRY IVE BEEN CHEATED TO MANY TIMES PAYING TO GET BOMBED FIRST THEN NOT GETTING BOMB SO FUBUCKS FIRST OK NOW THATS OUT OF THE WAY I CAN ADD A SKIN ADD MUSIC ADD SCROLLING TEXT I CAN EVER MAKE YA A PIC THAT WHEN CLICKED WILL TAKE THEM TO YOUR LOUNGE OK NOW PRICES 1)SKIN - 1000 FUBUCKS
Ohh Mr. Myers.... :d
Wnna make my fantasy  come true for me.....   Put on the original Mike Myers costume and chase me around the house acting like I'm your victim....cut my clothes off of me and fuck the hell out of me.........   I have a think for Mike Myers....like seriously cream myself watching Halloween!  
More Pick-up Lines- You Use The On Me Be Prepared
  I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock! Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes! I've heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy? Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place? Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks? I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink? You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot. You know what would look great on you? Me. Can I read your T shirt in brail? Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche. I think I need to call heaven because they've lost one of their angels. Is your name Gillette? B
Please Pray For Natalie
My baby cousin Natalie was diagnosed with Lukeimia last night at 11 pm. She will be 3 in December. I am asking everyone who reads this to please pray for her and her parents as they go through this hard time. She is just a baby. If you have kids u would ask the same thing if it was happening to your child, so please pray for Natalie...
What A Long Strange Trip Its Been
Wow,My life has been turned around in the last few months.My sister is a heroin addict and I now have custody of my 2 nephews.I love the fact that I can offer them more than they have recieved in a long time from their own parents.I believe they deserve more.Since I have had them,I can see a huge difference in the way they act and they just seem all around happier and that alone just heals my soul.They are like sons to me and will always be a major part of my life no matter what happens with them down the road.They have such good hearts and I honestly think They can grow and prosper with the proper guidence.I will give them my all and make  sure i raise two honorable and respectable young men.Its been a real challenge..especially since my wife and I are expecting our own child in nov. but i would do it all over again without a second thought.
Remember My Last Blog???
Remember my last blog post…the one in which I chided myself about almost sending a not-very-nice email to someone I knew, regarding his virility…or lack thereof. I was very pleased that I resisted, and wondered where that demon which had obviously possessed me for a few moments had come from.   After making the remark suggesting that he attempt the anatomically impossible with the incredibly inadequate, (yes I really honestly truly said exactly that!!) I truly never expected to hear another word from him. Guess what. I was wrong.   Tonight he sent me a message over another web site, saying that it looked like everything was going well for me…which it is….but the astonishing part is that he contacted me at all. I mean, seriously folks, would you?????   I am not going to answer him directly; however if I were. I would say that it is amazing how much better I feel after having purged my life of a narcissistic sadist who treated me as if I were something u
The History Of Romance
The Liberation of Love Nearly 2400 years ago, Aristophanes, the Athenian playwright, gave a memorable speech. According to Plato, in the course of a discussion among distinguished Athenians about the nature of love, Aristophanes created his own myth. In the beginning, said the playwright, there were three types of human creatures, one all male, one all female, and one half male and half-female. At some point, these strange-looking creatures, each with four legs and arms, two heads, etc., were split apart, and ever since, they've been trying to get back together. When they are lucky enough to find the part they were split from, they experience a sense of wholeness and are overjoyed. Those couples who were originally all one sex become gay couples in love, either lesbians or male homosexuals, while the originally mixed-sex creature once "rejoined" is a straight couple. In Aristophanes' Athens, as so often happens, there was a wide gulf between the vision of the poets and philosophers an
Rest My Love We Will Meet Again In Real Life
It is with great saddness to announce the passing of Mickey aka ~§r Då®k Kñïght ~ earlier this afternoon from a fatal heart attack. Here seen with his loving wife, his best friend, his life...HIS ENDLESS LOVE. May you rest in eternal peace. You will be missed by friends and loved ones but never forgotten. Losing a loved one is the hardest thing one can ever go through And Deb is going through some hardship in her time of loss. Please be kind and show your respect to ~Sexy Blōñdĭë~ ~Sexy Blōñdĭë~ and ~§r Då®k Kñïght ~ ENDLESS LOVE... FOREVER Bulletin brought to you by JoJolicious (repost of original by '♥JoJolicious♥ HAPPILY MARRIED TO ☆BULLIE09BLUES☆ Co-Founder of ECS' on '2009-10-29 20:56:16')
Not Always Right | Just Follow The Purple Brick Road
(At the bike rental shop where I work, we usually give customers a map of the area to know the route they’re taking.) Customer: “Which of these routes do we take?” Me: “You’re going to follow the bike path. It’s the purple one on your map.” Customer: “Oh, perfect!” *to her friends* “We just have to look for a purple trail!”
Not Always Right | Totally Plastered
Me: “Alright, your cast is on nice and secure. It should heal within four to six weeks.” Patient: “Really? Only four to six minutes?” Me: “No, four to six weeks.” Patient: “Okay, four to six minutes.” Me: “Sir, it’s impossible for it to heal within four to six minutes. It takes about four to six weeks.” Patient: “Oh, all right.” (I turn around to fill out his form. When I turn back around, he has taken off his cast.) Me: “Sir, why did you take off your cast?!” Patient: “Well, you said it heals within four to six minutes, but you said it was too short, so I waited seven minutes…but it still hurts.” Me: “Sir, your arm is still broken. Four to six weeks is around a month and a half.” Patient: “Well, why didn’t you tell me that in the first place?! A month and a half is five weeks! Why did you say four to six minutes?” Me: “I never said
One Of Greatest Quotes
As I see this as an everyday routine within humanity.I find this qoute one of his amazing words to go by..... " My world shall never be understood by mortals. Such is the way I enjoy it though"  ~Emanon~   Self explanatory
Not Always Right | Understating The Obvious Part 2
(It’s a slow day at the mall when a customer walks our store. Two steps in, she puts her fingers in her ears.) Customer: “Can you turn that music down?!” Me: “Ma’am, I can’t turn it down, but I’ll ask my manager.” Customer: “Okay…” *walks to the back of the store with her fingers in her ears* Me, to my associate: “Can you go ask the store manager if we can turn down the music? I don’t want a customer shopping with her fingers in her ears.” (She eventually returns to my counter.) Customer: “Can’t you turn it down?! I’m the only one here!” Me: “Ma’am, we’re working on it.” Customer: “The bass is too loud!” Me: “We’ll get the volume down for you.” (My associate walks to the back room, and as he opens the door the customer continues shouting until he turns down the music. Satisfied, she eventually buys one shirt.) Cust
Sexy Pic Contest
lets see how bout we have a sexy pic contest!   this is how it will work ladys send me a sexy pic of u of ur choice. the pic that gets the most rates and comments will win!!!!!!!!! send the pic in a pm marked contest.l the contest will run four 2 weeks starting this friday at 8pm my time so good luck and hope to see u in the contest the winner gets a auto or bomb need at least 30 lady to run more would be great!!!!!!!!!!
Smiling Today
Last night I made some awesome new friends. I mean, real friends. I have the best fu fiance I think anyone could have. He loves me to death, and I know this. My owner, bought me from someone who treated me like garbage. I have met a couple other people that just are amazing. I have added some to my top friends..and I feel so blessed. It has taken me a long time to find out who is here for what. Who uses people, who doesn't. But I have had great words of wisdom, and I am so happy anyone took the time to talk to me personally. I really do love the friends that I make, and that is not said wrongly. I will treat you all so well...I know you all will treat me good too. Thank you all so much for actually caring about me and doing things for me...without even asking. I see now that the good ones, you don't need to ask for help or anything, they just do it. I am glad that I know these people. Thank you.
Not Always Right | Sometimes On The John But Always On The Job
(I’m taking a restroom break in one of our single-person restrooms. I am also male. A female customer breaks the flimsy lock and barges in.) Me: “Whoa! What are you doing?” Customer: “I’m trying to use the restroom. Your door handle was broken.” Me: “Ma’am, it was locked, and there is another restroom for women to use right next to you!” Customer: “Huh? I didn’t notice that before.” (She continues to stand there for a bit, while I’m still covering myself up.) Me: “Um, I was hoping to use the restroom. Can you please close the door and let me finish?” Customer: “Actually I was wondering if you could help me find the baking stuff?” Me: “I can’t, I’m using the restroom. Can’t you see that?” Customer: “Good Lord, I’m never coming back here! Your service is awful!”
Pride Prejudice And Zombies Is An Awesome Book, But
So this weekend came and gone,ooooh too fast as always.Weekend started off on a bad foot due to rushing my pup to the animal hospital cus I thought she was choking on something.. only too find out she got an infection in her throat that she caught from another dog at the dog park. sooo 116 bucks for the meds later, she seems to be doing better..but if I would have waited a couple more days thinking it was just a cold.. we wouldnt have our Little miss Harley Quinn.. so brownie points for me. God I was a crying mess with worry:|   anywho sense that was taking care off and shes on too recovering..it was time too enjoy my 5 positive things for this weekend.     1. 2. 3. 4. 5.   Later days!!
Faa Approved?
I found this on an aviation forum and I just can’t stop staring at the photographs. N9368D is a Piper Supercub registered in Anchorage. Apparently, the owner went on a fishing trip and left the catch in the plane. A bear smelled the food and tore the plane apart to get to it. I suppose a Piper is easier to open than a tin can… Take a look at the horizontal stabilizer. Wow. So, the story goes that the Alaskan pilot had 2 new tires, three cases of duct tape and several rolls of cellophane delivered to the site and promptly repaired his plane so that he could fly it home. If you look closely, you can just about see that he wrote the registration on the side with a ball-point pen. Would you get in?

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