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First True Story (cheesy)
Time seemed to move so slowly, once you told me that you it was time to move on. Nights became longer, and evenings became empty, and morning just brought forth another repeat. Day in and day out, the only thing on my mind was you. The phone never made a sound anymore. No more texts, or calls. No cute picture messages to look forward to. Reality became to set in. What had been once taken for granted, now felt like a necessity. The more I sat alone, the more you came to mind. Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, the phone finally vibrated. You actually wanted to meet up for a while. The plan was to pick you up and hang out for a little while, hopefully to talk about things. I didn’t really have a whole lot to say that wasn’t going to sound repetitive, but that’s how I am. That’s probably why you felt like you needed a change of pace. I wasn’t going to argue with your reasons for wanting to hang out, I was just going to be excited to see you again. It had fel
Help Level
loverboy38@ fubarFLAMMING HEARTS HE NEEDS OUR HELP TO LEEL THAONS LATINA69
Changes In The Air...
So. I'm thinking of getting my hair dyed and getting a nose piercing! Nothing huge...just a stud on the left side. I've been debating both the hair and the piercing for a bit now and I think I'm actually going to make it happen in the next week or so. I'm feeling black and blonde streaks for the hair, maybe a bit of a different style, more poofy... I just need some change. Feel free to share your thoughts on this pressing matter :P
Something Written By Me.
“Reign in Hell” You won’t see it coming; you won’t feel the fury as I strike you down for the last time. You think that that you can run away and hide but sadly you are mistaken, as I take your life away and watch you die. I’m going to cry unto the heavens for the blood that I have spilt this night. Brutality will be the word of the night and the sun won’t rise for you no more. It’s over my enemy, my love, my friend it’s over. As the last breath flows out of your useless body I will fall onto my knees and feel my work complete. The beast within has been let out and its hunger for blood has become unquenchable, this is the beginning blood will flow and rise into the heavens itself. In one single moment your life ends at the power of my hands. A life so unworthy, so wasted, as yours deserves to be taken away and my mission is clear to rid the world of your kind you selfish mother fuckers. In my mind this is all a simple plan being carrier out full force. Your loved ones
A Riddle
Hi I heard of a funny riddle today and felt like sharing it with you. Problem is that I didn't hear the answer, so please help me if you know it. "To be able to caress it on the front, you need to lick it from the back... LOL. What is it?" HAVE A NICE DAY anyway. Hugs, K
Wake Up
This is probably not going to be taken well at all but my desire and wish is that maybe just maybe it might touch someone. Recently , I have been exposed to blatant racism, by choice that is, on several levels. So let me first take responsibilty for that. By that I mean I chose to continue to go to this specfic chat rm, I chose to not use the ignore button. These are my choices. Which may not be the smartest considering what it is doing to my spirit. I mentioned the above to let you know that I realize I have these choices. Let me add this, its justifaction i know but i feel it needs to be said. I frequent this room because I have met and befriended with several of the regulars. I am proud to say that I consider them my friends. Initially, this blog was going to deal with racism, hmmmmm, but often we find ourselves driven to speak out on a deeper levels. So even ask I type my mind is trying to find agreement with my heart. Honesty............ courage, integrity hmmmm. Im sorry bu
Here's A New One
And Yet I lay here missing you tonite not quite sure why I feel as I do I have yet to feel you touch taste your breath hear your heartbeat in the night and yet and yet, something stirs within my soul a hunger fills me that i cannot explain deep inside, I feel you call to me with a look a smile a wave it's as if you have reached down inot my soul and carresed the part of me that longs for you everything and yet and yet I can't explain it why do I tremble when I hear you voice the urge to reach out and touch you is sometimes more than I can bear and yet and yet the need I feel in you is just as strong it consumes like a flame I feel your glance like a carress your eyes like fingers upon my skin gently seeking longing for fulfillment so strongly it leaves your
Looking For Something New
Family rules for joining the spirit levelers! >Don't join this family because you are in a contest >You cannot enter any contest for 30 day's after joining because of previous scheduled events. > You can't belong to any other bombing family can not be disrespectful to any family member ,treat them as you would want to be treated > You "MUST" have a salute and be a level 5 or higher,Be respectful to all other members,help all members when they are in contest or give aways,when you reach about 20.000 we will put you in a leveling pimp out so that everyone will come and blow your page up and level you fast!We are a "DRAMA FREE" family anyone found causing Drama will be removed at once "NO QUESTIONS ASKED" we will not put up with it!We ask that you repost our bulletins and check the home page daily for new blog postings,we are a bombing family as well so when asked to help out with some comments in a contest or give away please do so!So if you would like to join go to Spirit Levele
Love
Love and pain, One lives the other gains. We sit here talking of our love, I sit here praying I see a dove. Your face so flawless and sweet, It is much more than the sweetest treat. My life so tattered and torn, Was with you reborn. For all of this I give you my love, And hope we will be together up above. The life and love we share, Is something truly rare. Joined in mind, body, and soul, We help each other reach our goal. Together we help each other see, What the other could possibly be. Now as we sit here and say, I love you everyday. I begin to think of all the time we could share, While I run my fingers through your hair. You see my eyes and I see yours, Together we open those endless doors.
You Give Me Something
Singer : James Morrison Song & Lyrics : James Morrison You want to stay with me in the morning You only hold me when I sleep, I was meant to tread the water Now I've gotten in too deep, For every piece of me that wants you Another piece backs away. 'Cause you give me something That makes me scared, alright, This could be nothing But I'm willing to give it a try, Please give me something 'Cause someday I might know my heart. You already waited up for hours Just to spend a little time alone with me, And I can say I've never bought you flowers I can't work out what the mean, I never thought that I'd love someone, That was someone else's dream. 'Cause you give me something That makes me scared, alright, This could be nothing But I'm willing to give it a try, Please give me something, 'Cause someday I might call you from my heart, But it might me a second too late, And the words I could never say Gonna come out anyway. 'Cause you give me something
Short Dick Men
I made this music player at MyFlashFetish.com. Ok help me understand some thing? I understand the point for most on here is to get some , be naughty. What ever... Its all good. If and when I'm in the mood I can be just as naughty as the next bad girl.I had some lame ass loser who I want't attracted to ask me for my yahoo. My mistake. He was nice so I thought, so I gave it to him. Too be "friendly" So then he said do you like to suck on your fingers and I said only if they taste good. This was the only thing I said at all that was naughty. I'm sick right now. I told him this and he continued to try to get me to talk to him. He asked me didn't I have anything to say. I repeated the I'm sick comment and he proceeded to verbally spit on me. Told me that I lead him on. Hmm Some thing a rapist might say. Now understand this.. I don't care what some short dicked ugly mother fucker thinks about me. I am told I am beautiful frequently enough to not give one rats ass
Fifteen Ways To Avoid A Good Southern Ass Whuppin ...
Fifteen Ways To Avoid A Good Southern Ass Whuppin ... Issued by the Southern Tourism Bureau to ALL visiting Northerners, Northeasterners, Northwesterners, Westerners and Southwestern Urbanites 1) Don't order filet mignon or pasta primavera at Waffle House. It's just a diner. They serve breakfast 24 hours a day. Let them cook something they know. If you confuse them, they'll kick your ass 2) Don't laugh at our Southern names (Merleen, Luther, Tammy Lynn, Inez, Billy Joe, Sissy, Clovis, etc.) or we will just HAVE to kick your ass 3) Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda down here. Down here it's called Coke. Nobody gives a flying rat's ass whether it's Pepsi, RC, Dr. Pepper, 7-Up or whatever... it's still a Coke. Accept it. Doing otherwise can lead to an ass kicking. 4) We know our heritage. Most of us are more literate than you (e.g. Welty, Williams, Faulkner). We are also better educated and generally a lot nicer. Don't refer to us as a bunch of hillbillies o
1,000,000 Fubuck Giveaway Contest Details Inside...
The Contestants for the WIN A MILLION FUBUCK CONTEST!!! Well, read on to find out how!! The EZ Rules: It's easy, this will be a rate and comment contest with rates counting for TEN points and comments ONE point each. Sticky bulletins and self-bombing are allowed. NO GREEN NAMED profiles will be allowed to comment bomb in this contest. In order to vote and participate in the contest, you have to add me as a friend as all folders will be set to friends only. And based on the recent resets, if you are that dumb to use multiple accounts to try and win, they you'll only wind up doing yourself in. If you cheat or script you will be humiliated in a blog. Also, all pictures entered are SFW. The theme here is to try and help the oh-so-many people that are trying hard to get the FuBucks needed to make that spotlight happen. I've had my time in there a few times, so it's time to help give someone else a shot. Or even to buy that high priced VIP gift for someone or even give the Fubucks aw
What A Pile Of Crap...
ugh. i'm so damn lonely. and B O R E D. every night lately rick's been coming home and falling asleep. kevin and marlow sleep ALL DAY in the living room. and tashauna hardly ever comes out of her room anymore :( she also sleeps most of the day too. but it seems like i'm pretty much by myself all the time anymore. it's making me horribly sad... even when kevin and marlow are up they just seem to be bothering me a lot lately. i'm not sure if i'll be able to handle living with them permenetly... but i also don't think we can afford a place by ourselves... and tashauna's moving back to kennewick. i really need to find a new job. i've decided that i want a job where i don't have to work on weekends or holidays. i'm tired of not getting weekends off. specially now that rick does. so i was thinking like an office job or something, but they all want you to have at least one year of experience. HOW THE HELL ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO GET EXPERIENCE IF NO ONE WILL LET YOU GET ANY?!?!?!
Feeling Lost And Empty
I LOVE U NOW FOR WHO U R I WILL LOVE U TOMORROW FOR WHO U WILL BE THEN AND IF U STAY THE SAME THROUGHOUT THE YEARS MY LOVE FOR YOU WILL NOT DIMINISH THE EXCITEMENT I FEEL WITH YOU WILL NEVER FADE YOU WILL BE AS SPECIAL TO ME TOMORROW AS YOU ARE TODAY AND IF YOU SHOULD CHANGE IN ANYWAY MY LOVE FOR YOU WILL REMAIN THE SAME I WILL NEVER STOP LOVEING U WOW THAT IS DEEP
Soulsadness
Sunk into the corner Where the forlorn drift to die A broken man is staring into his glass With weeping eyes Drinking away this empty life I'm bleeding to death inside Torn apart by bladed words In sorrow capsized I gave myself completely and deeply But that was never enough for you More alone than ever, Your knives have finally pierced through Now, I know I will die alone Cold and broken... Now, I know this Hell is my destiny you took everything from me...everything... I am the desolate one - Bleeding You took everything from me...everything... I'm bleeding to death inside.
Picture Frames With Labels.
Stop using picture frames with labels. There's no reason to use labeled frames. It's pointless gimmicky bullshit. People think they're being so adorable. It's not. It is insulting. They throw a tiny picture of you in a huge frame with more text and color than photograph. It's saying, "You are equally important to me as a purple square." Waste all that space with boring colors so that the picture can be tiny. Really fucking sentimental. Either display photographs or artwork. Make up your mind. How many times does "Friends" need to be written on there? Like there's a strange disorder that makes some people only literate in certain fonts. Gimme a break. A lot of frames say "Best Friend." It is a god awful term. Anybody who considers someone a best friend, that's the only friend they have. Guaranteed. Someone with more than one friend will not be compelled to tag one as best. Somehow girls managed to have four best friends. Which completely defeats the reaso
4300
Only 4300 to Go can you help? Synister@ fubar
New Look...same Old Wonderful Place
The Movies
As we entered the theater your heart started pounding. You were dressed in black Mini skirt and a Loose blouse, I was in loose jeans and a dress shirt. We ordered popcorn and a soda and then looked for seats the theater was busy but we found seats in the back. There was a young couple in front of us the only people in our section. The coming attractions started and so did you, you leaned in for a long sexy kiss letting your lips linger on mine. I slid my arm around you pulling you closer to me kissing passionately. I slid my hands across your exposed legs running my hands upon them you sighed as I ran my nails on the inside of your thighs. Lightly scratching my nails up and down them. Parting your legs I ran my hand up the rest of the way knowing you were pantie less for the date. Lightly running my fingers over your moistening lips you let out a moan and the young woman turned around to shush us then a smile crossed her lips as she looked down noticing for the first time what w
The Lost Cherry Scrolls By Dawn
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away.... Oops wrong scenario... A long time ago on a site called Lost Cherry, A time when kindness, manners and friendship ran rampant. There was a discerning sense of ethics and etiquette. Now as the site has grown many of the old ways have become a thing of the past. Making way for a much more “ME” orientated atmosphere. Luckily a lone internet scavenger stumbled across the dead cherry scrolls while rummaging through archives in a hidden data base. After hour upon hour the scrolls have finally been translated. Baby Jesus said unto the people of Cherryland...... This site is my gift to you, go forth my children, make friends, rate, fan and add in the name of love. I give you 10’s and 11’s for which to award our fellow brethren. Give them freely and give them often. The 1 through 9’s are of no use and only there to fill space, using them may result in hurt feelings or a rash of 1’s tossed right back at you. (rather damaging to your rating
Smoking And Rights Violated
I am going to have fun with this..so feel free to comment on this! BUT I keep the truth simple, It is what it is. Since the beginning of tobacco usage, even back when it first appeared cigarettes were pushed on to our "ANCESTORS" saying "It was good for them". But then decades later.. OHHHHHH AND THIS IS THE SHOCKER!...Smoking is BAD for US!... WOW are you stunned yet? YES, I am well aware of the fact that smoking is not good for us. But it isn't the #1 Health Problem. Sure it doesn't help but it isn't the only thing causing us to get sick! For those ( AND I MEAN FAMILIES ) that have sued the tobacco companies, YOU KNEW! all along smoking was bad for that relative of yours that DECIDED to smoke, but I guess money was more important then helping them quit. O! and for the record it was that relative that decided to smoke in the beginning. EVERYONE HAS CHOICES. People Bitch and complain about us, saying "WHAT ABOUT MY RIGHT TO BREATHE CLEAN AIR"? I laugh so hard when people
Read It And React
The Pentagon officially reported 72,043 battlefield casualties from Iraq and Afghanistan through Jan. 5, 2008. In addition, VA hospitals and clinics have treated 263,909 unplanned patients from the Iraq and Afghanistan wars.
Might Take A Bit But Pls Read
Might take u 2 minutes to read but pls read & comment pls A long time ago in a galaxy far far away.... Oops wrong scenario... A long time ago on a site called Lost Cherry, A time when kindness, manners and friendship ran rampant. There was a discerning sense of ethics and etiquette. Now as the site has grown many of the old ways have become a thing of the past. Making way for a much more “ME” orientated atmosphere. Luckily a lone internet scavenger stumbled across the dead cherry scrolls while rummaging through archives in a hidden data base. After hour upon hour the scrolls have finally been translated. Baby Jesus said unto the people of Cherryland...... This site is my gift to you, go forth my children, make friends, rate, fan and add in the name of love. I give you 10’s and 11’s for which to award our fellow brethren. Give them freely and give them often. The 1 through 9’s are of no use and only there to fill space, using them may result in hurt feelings or a
Idiots
Have you ever wondered what idiots looked like?? well look no more!!! YES, THAT IS A POWER CORD FLOATING ON FLIP FLOPS
My Woman
The beauty of a woman Is her ability to be strong, independent, and free The way she carries herself The way she can take care of herself The way she knows she is in control The love of a woman Is her endless ways to release herself Little laughs, soft gentle kisses, and the way she moves The way her arms fit tight around my shoulders The way her lips match mine exactly The heart of a woman Is unlike any creature on the earth The way they care The way they provide The way the look after the ones they love The way I feel for my woman Is I don't want her to be controlled What drew me was her independence The way she kisses me The way she enjoys who I am No one can ever replace what we share No one can replace who she is to me No one can replace her No one could possibly love her more than I do!
Romancing The Four Sisters
I met the four sisters when I was young. Their mother welcomed me into their home. As I grew older I loved all of them, and discoverd the pleasure of being with each alone. The youngest, like a fresh breath, I would take her in the morning light. Her smell and touch was soft like, the flower she gave without a fight The second would bring fire to my soul with the juices of her fruit so sweet. And we would share the magic together far into the night. The next a little older, but as lovely as the other two. From the shadow she would come to me draped in red and gold I loved her for the gente way she aroused me. With her touch that was hot yet cold. The oldest also pretty her touch a little sharp. But the passionate chill she gave Left me wanting so much more And then would come the mother, she wore her years so well. She had only to whisper my name and I would dance into her core. Though I am now an older man and only just a lord. I can still romance
My 7 Deadly Sins!
Pride - I will not under any circumstances let a single soul do anything for me. Prideful - SIN! Gluttony - Bacon. Bacon is my Apple in the Garden of Eden. I once ate an entire plate of bacon in Las Vegas during an all breakfast buffet. I emptied their bacon trough in one fell swoop. Hell, that plate was stacked at least a foot high. Oh and I was drunk. - SIN! Greed - You should see this one coming. Yoohoo Chocolate flavored drink. Sure this could fit into gluttony but its not about how much I consume, it's about how I covet my yellow cans of goodness. No one is allowed to have any. Not my son, not my mother, not God himself...you know, George Burns. It is MINE...all mine. I don't care if its been in there a week. I'm saving it. - SIN! Sloth - Movie or TV marathons. Nothing can make me lay in bed all day more than a marathon. Even with the flu I'll gt up every once in awhile. Be it Vh1 shit or all episodes of The Fresh Prince. I will cancel everything I had planned for the
Have A Life Besides The Fu
Am not going to be on fubar as much as I have seemed to gotten addicted to this site and am on it way to much.I will be on maybe once or twice a week just to check friend requests and messages.If anyone really needs to get in touch with me I will be checking my yahoo email at least once a day..fantasiablondie2000..I am getting back into my fitness and since spring is right around the corner I will be doing more outdoor things and not on the computer as much..I do love my fubar friends but need to get my life back..LOL..anyway much love to all and lots of kisses to all my friends.Will add more pics from time to time and post profile comments to some of my fav people on here...Later everyone...Tammy
Jessica
Jessica fubar page http://www.fubar.com/user/25632 FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE The pictures she uses can be located here: http://www.okayamigo.com/members/profile_view.phtml?user_num=46828 Page has been inactive for some time due to a previous FAKE Busting.
Wanna Be Fu-owned??
Hello, everyone, my good friend Mynda is hosting her first auction and needs people to join. If you or anyone you may know would like to join please contact her. All the info is below and thanks for looking! > > > > HEY FUBAR! > I am having my first auction!!! > Just send me a message with the pic you want to enter with and a list of what you > are willing to offer the person who buys you! I will put the offer onto the photo for > you! > PLUS! I will give 100,000 FuBucks to the person with the most points (Comments will > be worth 1 and Rates worth 5)!!! > > Also, Hard cash, VIPs, Blasts, and Happy Hours override FuBuck Bids. > Opening bids start at 5,000 FuBucks > > Anyone may join at any time during the auction! > > You may bid on yourself and people may combine bids with someone else to bid on you > as 1 bid. Meaning.. 2 or more people may own you. > > All Bids require approval from the person being auctioned. > > Any and ALL rude comments
You Can't Break Me!!!!!
you know since i have been on this site.... I have been called...a pervery, dick, asshole, jerk, bastard, I have been threaten about stuff I do..... So if you are into mind games, playing with emotions, BS, just using someone then move on and find someone else. I am not here for all the drama and BS. JUst here for the riends and laughs and such thats all nothing more. But if it does go farther then more power to it. I would like a relationship and even marriage if i found the right woman. But for now i am just going to share a laugh and flirt and just enjoy life one day at a time. I have been to HELL and back so I am not easy to be taken into these mind games and such. All you are doing is just making an "ASS" out of yourself I really don't care if you block me, don't like me, you can be my friend and I am on here just to have fun just like everyone else and to make new FRIENDS....So if you want to me my friend then more power to you. I don't treat anyone better then th
Hey Barmaid, Get Us A Bottle Of Wine From The Cellar Will You?
Cold Hard Cash
Hello my precious ones, I'm trying to win my first ever contest here.I know we have all been thru the comment hum drums but i want to pay you for paying me a little attention. Here's the deal... I will give you $5000.00 in fu-buks for 100 comments then $1000.00 for each addirional 100 comments.I am honest to my word. So won't you be my huckleberry and help an old southern broad out?....lol Hugs and kisses, Heather Just click on my pic below and you will be magically transported thru the FUBAR time and space continuam and appear from no where on my contest page...lol (Hint:click the link)
Answer This For Me.
I really don't understand this anymore. How in the world, people can be so cruel. Yeah I'm a dude. Strong don't show much feelings towards anyone and shit. But fuck. Meet someone you really connnect with and then all of a sudden. It's like you was never there.
Magic
As I stared into your eyes I felt a true passion Something I never felt before A longing to be held, northing more, nothing less I had dreamed of your eyes Before I knew they were yours All this feeling familiar, yet new I want you to touch me The feeling unlike anything before Kiss me softly You send chills down my spine A dizzying rush You make me feel as if you cast a spell I don’t want you to let go Always hold me close Bewitch me with your passion, your love
Perfect Woman
I am the perfect woman in your head As long as you picture me sweet and innocent I showed you what you wanted to see What you expected to see, I became your goddess Your compared others to me They didn’t please you the way I do Never making you feel as I make you feel I let it all crash, opened myself to you Told you more than I should have I let you see my inner thoughts, feelings, desires You begged me to; I tried to ward you off You begged me to I relented I let you see the emptiness, the void to be filled I let you see the side I’m not proud of You told me to take care of myself, to change, to improve You told me I was different, I had lied I warned you you would be disappointed, things would change When you learned I wasn’t your expectation, I became nothing I showed you what you wanted to see, you lost your fantasy You say you will forget the details, things won’t change You say I am still the perfect woman, in your head
Online Love
I used to make fun of geeks who would claim they found love on line. Well guess what... I don't know if I would call it love per se but It sure hurts a lot like love. I just wish I could get over the feeling I have for someone. My feeling for her are totally one sided. The frustrating part of all this? Logically; I understand the things I want to feel don't exist in her side of this "relationship." - I can't expect her to "feel" like talking to me when she's interested in someone else. - I can't expect her to say, "Thank You," to a gift she didn't ask for or may not have wanted. - I can't expect her to call me just to say, "Sorry, I can't talk right now." - I can't expect her to say, "HI" every time we're online. - I can't expect her to understand how empty I feel when she says, "I'll call you later"....and the call never arrives. Yet she's online. - I can't expect her to understand.....my pain.
Another Hard Week
Im now entering what I would call the hardest week of my life. Putting the final arrangements together for Stevens Funeral on Thursday. We are due to see the Humanist to talk about Steven's life so he can arrange for what he is going to say during the service. We have asked for a strange request for the funeral, that people dont wear funeral attire, although it is a sad occassion, we dont want it to be, but more of a rememberance of what Steven stood for and what he was like - and that was happiness, people who have seen Steven or seen his photos knows he had a very infectious smile and knew how to make other people smile. A lot of people going to the funeral are wearing football (soccer) shirts. I am going to wear one of Stevens old football shirts on the day. The social club that my brothers and me go to have had the Union Jack flying half mask in his honour since his death. I would also like to thank everybody from the bottom of my heart for all the support and prayers they have
Help Help Help
Ok everyone this is my first contest. Please help me win something lol. Go to this link and rate. Also comment, you can comment as many times as you want. Please come back daily to rate and comment some more. huggggs sky
I Should Have Known
I Should Have Known written by: Ashley i fell in love with a stranger. i guess that this time, the heartache falls on me. i should have known that he was out to play games. i should have known that he was out to break my heart. i should have known that he was afraid of his true feelings. i should have known that i meant nothing to him. i should have known
And Now There Is No More
i cant do it .. its just to tough i tried and tried when things got rough i wanted it to be so good and now im just misunderstood i cant be happy i cant be sad i cant forgive or feel glad i want it all forever and a day i want it all the right way i bring ya so far then push you away it hurts for me to be this way i all messed up confused in a daze ................. i want someone to kno how i feel to hold me tight and make it real i want you more now than ever but yet i kno well not ever be together goodnight my sweetheart goodbye my babe i need my sunny sunshine days xxx
Yeah.....i See How It Is......
..ive been in other "levelers" families and it seems that its all a "take" situation....they want you to give give give..but dont get hardly anything back.....and there's always some "special person" who needs help....and it gears towards just getting the clique leveled.... ....i dont like to waste my time leveling people for a "family" who dont give back, you know?.....ive already wasted enuff time.....and enuff rates................................. FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!!.....
My Friends On Fubar
I would like to start of with Im glad that my brother Roydog as he is known on Fubar invited me on here. In the short time that I have been on here I have made a good amount of friends. My friends on Fubar make my day from gifts, comments, or just saying hi. Im not here to get hook ups or relationships just friendships.I am a flirt,smart ass,caring,and respectfull to everyone. Fubar is my escape from my world of pain and hurt that is now in my life theres too much to list but Im handling well. Some of my friends on here are in my family reason being is i chat more and know them alittle more but my family grows more and more everyday so soon my friends become family. I just want to thank my friends and family and hope you all know if ya need me for anything Im here thats how I treat my friends and family in the real world as well as my Fubar world. Take care Fred
Back To Basics..
There comes a time when we get to far away from the basics..hence forth..I don't CARE..if you don't understand this..I don't care..I will fight you and win or lose I will NOT care..the destroyer of my property has realigned my perceptions..Beware.
Druens Accomplishments
ive always thought of myself as a strong person, but having a special needs child really makes a person look within themselves, and i realize that i have to be strong for two, and i can handle that druen today pushed himself up on his knees and arms,,hopfully will be crawling soon, he just turned 9 months old,, still stops breathing daily and has stomach problems but it is getting better and his muscle tone is getting better and can almost sit up by himself. when i look in his eyes i see my strength, i see my angel,, i see my purpose in life, you know when i first found out he had downs, i was in denial, i told everyone, that he would be normal, that he would not lag behind in development, well i found out i cant control things,,lol,, and he will tackle each task in his time and ive accepted then and help him every day to reach his next accomplishment special needs children are angels
Just Me
hey, hello 2 every1, my name is jay, really nice person, i honstly don't know how 2 work this fubar stuff, but i do like buyin drinks and ratin people, so far, just havin fun here !!! but feel free 2 by me drinks and i'll hit u back
The Greatest Gifts In The World
I'm sitting here this evening looking back at my life. Seeing all the struggles and road blocks I've ran into and somehow overcome. Everything from child abuse (my childhood) to seeing my children's father attempt suicide for his own pity, i've seen my aunt brutally murdered, i've seen many people die in car accidents/murder, and so many innocent little human beings suffer by the hands of the devil. I've given my heart and soul to every single man i've ever been in a relationship with; I've loved and lost and still here I am....standing on solid ground. And the only reason(s) I am, is because of my two children. My son has severe asthma yet runs around like he's the healthiest baby boy in the world, and my little girl, she has pulmonary valve stenosis and a vibration to her heart....yet she is always smiling and filling my heart with such joy i didn't think existed. When I feel at my worst, they bring out my best. They make me laugh, they make me cry, they make me mad and they make me
How You Treat A Dog...
Folks will know how large your soul is by the way you treat a dog....Charles F. Doran
Tonight He Died
He listened to the words and they sound right, But then as he slipped into the darkness of sleep, His breathing slowed, and shattered heart stopped beating. Here he lies with the memories and thoughts of what could have been, And tonight, he will not wake the same. The morning sun will no longer shine on his face, And his soul has become dark in his death. He dreamt one last dream, and it was of her, And she took all the rest of his dreams with her. He slept in agony and despair As he attempted to collect the pieces of his shattered heart, And he felt the flame of his soul flicker And turn to a smoldering ember which lost its heat And finally became an ashen lump of nothingness. The words that used to flow forth Are forever twisted in pain, And cut as the leave him. His scars forever to bear in his death. Robert J Nye (2008)
Super-sensitive People
Ok...here's my first blog on here. Why are people so f-n sensitive on here? People ask a question and get offended when people don't answer a certain way. Here's the story. No names were changed because I'm not scared to use them. cajuncandie posted a photo. Her comment for the picture was something like "I really like B&W photos. Don't you?" Well, I don't. I prefer color photos. I gave her picture a '10' rating and I left a comment that said something like "I don't really like them. B&W photos are overplayed." She sent me a shout and said that she liked them. I told her that she asked a question and I gave my opinion and there was no reason to get offended. She said that she was offended and blocked me. Now really...how mature is that? Blocking someone because they answered a question that you asked. Really now. What makes people so sensitive that they can't take it when people have a different opinion than they do? How can someone that sensitive function in the real world?
Sanity Pt. 2
When we start out in the world we are innocent and as we grow up and begin to experience and take in all of the happenings around us, we start to grow, into what nobody knows. We embark on a journey with no destination and seemingly no direction. We are gullible and naive taking everything we see at face value. Sure we have questions and we have doubts, but still we fumble along like those really long and excessively pointless movies you spent $8.50 to see and ran out of popcorn and soda an hour in before you realized 3 hours had gone by and you've killed about 400 braincells just for saying the title of it.Well I pose this question for you... do not rush to answer it, read it, absorb it, take it in and mull it over for a few days, when you sit back down and begin to type, lean back and think over your response... What is YOUR purpose in life? Closed Captioning for the hearing impared.The Killers Lyrics
A Memory Is All I Have Left
On Friday January 25 2008 my little brother Joseph Tyree Bryant was shot down and killed by the one thing I hate most in the world a pussy with a fucking gun!!!! Because of this callous act of violence all I have left of my little brother are my memories and I would like to share some with you. When My little brother was born it was a difficult birth for my stepmom and he was oxygen deprived so they had to stay in the hospital for a week afterwards. I was there everyday and at that time I made a promise to Joey (That's what we all called him) that as his big brother i would always be there when he needed me and I would do my best to protect him from harm. And there I must apologize to him for I have failed. When Joey was 5 yrs old I took him to spend the weekend with me and on the second night he came to me and asked me why girls have bigger muscles than boys on their chest, needless to say i laughed so hard that my stomache hurt. When Joey was 10 he came to me and said that
New Update!
I attemted to post a blast and it was rejected for no reason. Now they refuse to refund my money. I guess I will lose my account, They have just threatened to delete my account if I file a complaint with paypal. LOL So, I guess it's either allow them to rip me off and keep my account, or go ahead and give up on the loser owners and my account and go ahead and file the complaint. Here is the email I got from Fubar. Note the threat! Our legal policy clearly states: All Blasts will be approved by a fubar admin before they are live and fubar reserves the right to reject a blast for any reason without a refund! However, your blast should meet these general guidelines: no personal attacks on any fubar member no racist or otherwise abusive language no sexually suggestive language If you choose to make a complaint on PayPal due to your own negligence to follow the rules, your account will be deleted. support === 'usmodels' spewed forth the following at '2008-01-29 1
Please Please Please!!!
It doesnt have to be a level to Godfather only...getting to FuKing is hard too...so help him out..I know hes helped a lot of people that have needed for me and I am sure if hes on your list hes helped you out too. If hes not on your list you are missing out on a good friend!! SO lets get him there! PieDaDDY@ fubar
Death
Clara Joyce Kramer was born on November 6, 1941 to Henry and Bertha Kramer. She was married for 27 years to the former Dr. Michael McDonald of Fairdale KY, that has gone on before her some 2 yers ago. She is survived by two sons, one grandson, two sisters, four nephews, three nieces, four great nieces, and three great nephews. Clara Joyce Kramer died at St. Mary and Elizabeth hospital on January 25, 2008 from cancer. Her services were this morning at Arch L Heady at Resthaven Chapel at 10:00 a.m. this morning, cold, rainy and blustery. Thanks for the weather Aunt Joyce i know you didnt want us hanging out there and sobbing like a bunch of ninnies over you. Aunt Joyce was a lover of animals, lover of children and family, and most of all could make even the most hardened of hearts regardless of the situation crazk a smile and immediately go to a full belly laugh. My fondest memory of Aunt Joyce is over at the horse farm she had in Fairdale Ky, plenty of land, huge barn. I
Curiosity
I'm curious if anyone really knows the answer. I'm watching the Florida Primary results and I noticed something that's happened twice on the Democrat side between Clinton and Obama. I noticed the same thing in in New Hampshire for that primary. Both times, votes were taken away from Obama and given to Clinton. In New Hampshire when I caught it it was around 500 votes or so....It wouldn't matter much i know....But Florida the votes were over 20,000 this time. That is a lot of votes to disappear from one candidate and reappear for another candidate. Maybe it's something common, but the shit disturbed the hell out of me...
A Knock On The Door...
So here I was layin on my bed tryin to get some rest. Then I hear knocking on my door...I'm like who the fuck is this beating on the door. They didn't stop. I throw on a shirt n go down stairs...I open the door pissed off. There is my crackhead cousin who I've not seen in 2 yrs standin there with his lil gurl. This fool borrowed some money from me n disappeared. Well he shows up in '08 n tells me that his wife done kicked him n his lil girl out n has divorced him. She's done converted to Scientology or some shit like that....I'm sitting here like dude that shit's fucked up....Him n his lil girl r moved back in with his dad he tells me. Then he's tellin me that his weirdo ex is tryin to give her son up to child services...I'm just standin there shakin my head. My cousin Julius likes to tell stories way too much so u neva know wut is true. He goes on tellin me that he had a job offer in Canada as well as a contract for 2 million dollars in Africa to do some kind of blasting wor
Bypass A Sucess!!!
Well today was a hard day, but in the end turned out well. My Husband had to undergo open heart surgery today a t the age of 32. He had a qaud bypass that lasted 4 hours. He came thru it perfect. He has a long recovery ahead, but he is alive to see his children grow up. he had 2 arteries that were 100% blocked, and 2 more at 70% blocked. So good thing they caught it now. Ty to my great family members on here who got me thru this ordeal. You all know who u are.
Happy Birthday!
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY NUMBER 29ªªªªªªªª HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME; HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME; IS S HAPPY DAY ON THE WORLD! I WAIT UR GIFT!
Happy
i have found someone that makes me really happy lately...i find myself thinking of her all the time and just hearing her voice puts a smile on my face.... i am trying to control how i feel about her and not fall to fast but i find myself falling more and more each day.... she's everything i want in a woman and i would do anything to make her happy... i just hope she realizes how i feel about her and that what i say is true...
Im The Luckiest Lette!!!
TO HAVE SUCH FAM THAT LOVES ME SO MUCH AND I LOVES ALL U BACK JUST WANT U ALL TO KNOW THAT MMFWCL MAFIA FOR LYF!!! WE WILL NEVER DIE!!
A Tribute To Those Who Have Struggled~
I'm In A Contest & Need Your Help Badly!
Hey! I'm in a contest to win 1,000,000 fubucks, and I need your help! I've fallen behind because of this thing called LIFE.. I can't be on here to pimp myself as much as I'd like.. so do me a favor, stop in and show me some love by rating my pic and leaving me some comments. Have some friends help! I'll return the ♥ :D *Just click the pic below, and you're there!* Thank you so much! ~Jess~
Any Thing Listed Here Is To Be Reposted By All Bad Girls
Repost All Bulletins That Have To Do With The Bad Girls..Or Helping Any Of The Bad Girls Or Myself
Bad News
I received news from my ex last night that his mom is very very sick... she has been sick for 3 weeks with what they thought was the flu.. she went to the docs and found out the results yesterday... results are not good! Her liver is failing! I was crying.. i couldnt believe it.. so was he... she's a really sweet lady and don't deserve this... please pray she gets better... i mean him and i have been through hell but i'm puttin shit aside to be there for him... i've never heard him being so upset as he was when i talked to him... he could possibl lose his mom... so please pray for her... keep her in your thoughts and prayers.... im doin the same !
155 Thanks For All The Birthday Love
I have the best friends ever !!.. what an overwhelming show of love. You should all come over my house... I have cake and drinks enough for everyone. I really don't know how I could thank everyone. Just know that i love you all. drinks...................40 cake.....................40 cards....................33 balloons.................15 hugs......................4 hearts....................4 roses.....................3 ice cream sundaes.........2 lolly pop.................2 teddy bear................1 kitten....................1 puppy.....................1 lips......................1 romantic dinner...........1 oscar.....................1 big pimping gifts '64 Impala 2 silver motorcycles men's bracelet a 3 day blast a 7 day blast some very special birthday comments,including one singing happy birthday to me
Needs Help Levelin' Yo
Hey FH's got a friend in need of help. Let's get on dat aight?? ~~Thx, SUPERMAN~~ ÐJ TRÕVÅ£ ÅSST. ÐJ MRG/ÇÕ HÊÅÐ ÊÑFÕRÇÊR@RÅVÊÑ-HÊÅRT RÅÐÏÕ@ fubar
Help Me Win A One-day Blast! And Get Paid!!!
To my friends and fellow members of Club F.A.R. I am in a contest to win a One-Day Blast and I need YOUR help to get 1000 comments in a week. That starts RIGHT NOW...so whatever help you can give is appreciated and I promise to return the love. Please repost this as you see fit. Here's how you can help...first you need to fan/rate/add the very generous and wonderful Stephanie Lynn by following this link http://fubar.com/user/813171 who is being kind enough (as she always does) to hold this contest and dole out the prizes out of her pocket. So please remember to show her some love too. ***IMPORTANT - You cannot follow the pic to the folder until Stephanie Lynn has accepted your Add Request!!!*** Then click the pic and COMMENT away! Thanks in advance for your help! The more comments you can leave the better. Now here's the GOOD part. I will pay you for your work. After you've done all the commenting you can stand send me a PM...I will count up your posts and send you 100 F
~lonely~
I think of you and wonder why so far away i live my life not an hour goes by i don't think of you and all the fun exciting things we could do your special in ways left untold one night is all i ask for it to be you i hold. I know you will find happiness the truth is told but from all these miles till then ill be cold your young smart and beautiful I know your conscious is dutiful. what can i do to make you understand next to you is where i want to be, holding your hand
A New Low?
http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1332328&albumid=824996&i=2268493739&idx=7 Santa will be going up for auction starting Friday. I still do not know how I will feel about being owned by another human. I guess we all have to do what we have to do to make a fu-living. Please when and if you decide to own me that you bid a lot of fu-bucks and be a dignified owner of Santa. Santa thanks all of you who attempt to purchase Santa and failed to bid enough. I will soon let everyone know what exactly they will receive when they do become the proud owner of Santa. Good luck to all of you.
Is It Cheating If It Happens Online?
Case one: Your significant other is on the computer taking to someone miles and miles away. They exchange emails, pictures, and maybe even have phone sex... Is this cheating? Case two: Your significant other orders porn, or watches it endlessly on line masturbating to it all of the time. They even have a favorite porn star they really get into. Is this cheating? No most of you are inclined to say case number one is and number two isn't ... but look further. In both cases, there is no physical contact. In both cases, there more than likely is no plans for a meeting in person. In both cases, they are getting off on the thought of someone else but you. In actuality, its no different. As a matter of fact, case number one is cheaper, and happens less. If you'd like to think there is some mental connection... come on, lets get real. If you still think it's cheating. Let me ask this. Is getting a lap dance cheating then? In my opinion the chances
Here We Go Again
Haven't been around much as my dad is back in the hospital. He wasn't even home a week when things got bad again. On Sunday he suffered a stroke at home and now has a blood infection. Basically it's a just wait and see thing now. His prognosis is poor but it's been that way before and he has gotten well enough to come home. I have always had a strong faith but now not so..I have watched my dad become a small frail man from someone big and burly. So as usual I am either at work or the hospital. Hope everyone is well and will talk to you when I can.
Dreams Of Days
The sun goes down on the eastern horizon heating the night afire with light blazing wildly Her eyes dim with wonder gazing upon the scene of birds coming to life and flowers blooming wide Hearts slow with passion tense become their feelings together forever and more as they share a bitter kiss Never again will they part true love never ends she tells herself quietly speaking loudly for all to hear Nothing is as it seems thoughts muddled again what were her memories wide awake she dreams
Valentines Day Salute Contest!!!
Do you have a great Salute for Valentines Day? Show it to me!! I am hosting a “Best Valentines Day Salute” Contest and giving away Blasts, VIP’s, Tickers, and FuBucks!!! The contest will begin on 2/2 at 11PM EST (8:00 PM FUBAR TIME) and will end on 2/13 at 11PM EST (8:00 PM FUBAR TIME) (. Prizes will be given on Valentines Day!!! Rules of the contest!!! - First and foremost - No bashing or downrating other contestants in the contest! It will NOT be tolerated!!! - No cheating will be tolerated as well - All pics must be SFW -Please add fan and rate the host, as this will be a “Friends Only” Folder -Rates count for 5 points and comments count for 1 point -Self Bombing is allowed and encouraged -Bombing Families are welcome! NOW THAT THE RULES ARE OUT OF THE WAY, LETS GET TO THE GOOD STUFF!!! 1ST PLACE - Your Choice of: 7 day Blast, 1 mth VIP, 4 pack of Tickers, or 50,000 FuBucks 2ND PLACE - 3 day blast or 25,000 FuBucks 3RD PLACE - 10,000 F
Mmmmm To Early
I'm up and it sucks. Well at least its the weekend. Lots of party and even more sex. Yeah, it sounds great but I have a feeling this little pussy is going untapped. No whip, no chains, no gags, and no cock. This weekend is going to suck.
My Offer
this is what im offering 200 11's during hh 3 personal salutes (sfw or nsfw) added to yahoo 2 personal phone calls rate all stash added to family owned by in your name for a month two cam sessions of your choosing
Hmmm
posted blogs.. posted bulletins.. but nobody left even 1 comment on that pic. Just wondering.. if I mentioned that it was a naked picture of me.. would you go leave comments then? (talking about the contest i am running in) Well I do have a couple I can thank! You 3 are awesome..and myself. lol.
Beginning Of The Battle
Anyone who knows me knows my kids mean everything to me. This includes my daughters who at this time live with my ex. Our divorce decree states my girls come back to my care starting Summer 2008. Now before I go on, my ex husband is deployed now. He will not be back for over a yr. He is currently deployed but still in states at another duty station, until this spring. This spring he goes out of country. I was just in court in TX, I live in VA, because he is trying to change our divorce decree. He wants the girls to stay with his NEW WIFE. All this because I finally stood up to him and said no. The FIRST time I ever stood up for myself w/ him, and now he is trying to use the court system to bully me with. I dunno whether or not I won the first battle yesterday. I had no attorney to his. It was just me, representing me. I think I made it clear I was fighting and disputing everything. Now have to go through a Home Study, and pay part of it. Not going to be cheap si
Dark
From cloaks of midnight black tars becomes the resting place of falling stars Reduced to crystal shards that leave falling children nicked and scarred Pavements hard admist rasict cars of blue and white lights of fire and ice Fortune through small jars behind steel bars dieing to live?........no were dieing for LIFE!! Loss of sight for the have nots those who got and have nothing for what they have So as times are bad in the Valley of Darkness we dream of the light that we once had Hungry as dark wraiths accross our minds crushing our spines strangling the surface of sane thought Women fallen like lucifers angels sell thier spirts with thier bodys as thier frames are bought Abandoned buildings like haunted houses.......inside the place of the ghettos lost souls The hauntings of our streets as well......loss has killed thier warmth and left them lost in the cold Smell of burnt flames old spilled intoxicants staining cement paths of destruction Buildings slanted collapsing li
Wild_bitch
->wild bitch...: it's breath goodday wild bitch...: whatever stop waisting your breathe in my presence good bye ->wild bitch...: yeah i think i have the right. your still in my shoutbox huh? wild bitch...: well arent you just intelligent doesnt mean you need to be an imature asss ->wild bitch...: and everyone to comment on ->wild bitch...: and don't worry im not jealous of what you got my keyboard has more creativity and brains. Next time keep in the mumms and out of my shoutbox wild bitch...: no it was for everyone to vote on dumb ass ->wild bitch...: when you make an everyone mumm i belong to the everyone group wild bitch...: dont get jealous cause you couldnt get this shit so do me a favor dont comment on my shit thank you have a nice fucking day wild bitch...: im not a hoe wild bitch...: do you even know me no so fuck that >wild bitch...: yep it was wild bitch...: the one about 18 n pussy being worn ou t ->wild bitch...: which one? wild bitch...: i know
My Cat's Psychotic!
A Child
A child is born delicate and small. Fragile and helpless in a cold cruel world. A mind so pure and unstained by hate and greed. A heart untouched, undiscovered by those who only care for themselves. Tiny hands have yet to feel the soft fur on a kitten or a delicate rose petal. Eyes of blue that could outmatch the beauty of the sky have never seen violence. They have not yet known they joy in a mothers smile, the sadness in a friends tear, or the warmth of a lovers face. Our future, our continuance, our new beginning. Cherish it always.
Instead Of That Chair...
OK I showed my mother the chair I liked and I agree with her... 900 bucks for a chair??? SO I have a few chair ideas. The one I really like is this one http://www.livingroomsdirect.com/Handy-Living-3513000-Series-HLV1034.html Also expensive, well compaired to the rest lol. This one I love the idea of the blue stripe but I don't like the black design. doesn't go with anything I own. http://www.furnitureoutletwarehouse.com/regatasofabedinbflagfabric-p-172.html These I'm not sure which color to pick because they go so well with my room... I'm only going to get one chair in the end. http://www.thefutonshop.com/Product.asp?ProductID=1094 AND finally the one I like but doesn't go well with my room at all. I love this brown shade... the 70's look and what not but well my room is very colorful. Sometime I'll take pictures and post to show how colorfull. http://www.furnitureoutletwarehouse.com/elitasofabedinmbrownfabric-p-2588.html ~reminde
Fyi - Energy Alert!
Seems as if these are being issued more often these days. I will try to keep you all posted as they are issued! Blessings! Greetings! Have you been cleaning out your closets of late? Re-arranging those file cabinets? Going through your old storage places? Getting rid of all those old cd’s you no longer listen to? Throwing out things you have not been utilizing for awhile and feel are no longer a fit for you now? Are you re-arranging and organizing? Mercury retrograde is assisting us in preparing for our very new beginnings. Going back and clearing out the old is a part of this process. Innately, we are getting ready for what is to come, as we will soon be very busy with all the new manifestations and won’t have much time to deal with old business. In addition, the old no longer serves us in a new beginning as it is part of an energy of the past…an energy which does not exist in this very new reality we are now poised to experience. “Where do I go from here
My Screen Name
Just so you all know what is the story behind it... 7yrs ago when I moved to missouri I used to go into the yahoo chatrooms. Men would hit on me alot and I turned them down letting them know I was married. Alot of them would turn and say something like you look like a slut or something on the lines of that. To let them know that I didn't care what they called me I made the screen name. Not because I am or ever was a slut. Also if you truly take the time to think about the screen name it makes no sense . It rules out the slut all together. A slut is someone who sleeps with everyone however i have but not your slut. Therefor it rules out being a slut in the first place. Now you know. So tell me how you got your screen name
Baby Alijah James
R.I.P Baby Alijah
I Love You..
I love you.... and no distance between us or man made borders ,country lines or dividers could ever contain my everlasting, undying need to hold your hand in mine look into your eyes and say with all that makes me a man that I love you....without ever hearing your voice I know that the sound of such a melodic wonder could stop me in my tracks, bring my hands to quiver, create a tremble in my speech as I pronounce the words I love you... Not by miles, kilometers, feet, inches or any other measurement could ever possibly calculate the oceans and land I would travel across to say to you that I love you... And when my journey is finished and God calls me to take my rightfull position of a muse in his choir of angels before I expire I will hold you close to me and say this..no matter where when or how I will find you in heaven for not even the afterlife or all eternity will keep me from saying to you when I see you again that I Love You...
From Our Movie Date
Claire Colburn: Never met a Mitch I didn't like. Fun, full of life. Like... everyone wants to be a part of Mitch's club. Claire Colburn: So you failed. Alright you really failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You think I care about that? I do understand. You wanna be really great? Then have the courage to fail big and stick around. Make them wonder why you're still smiling. Drew Baylor: You know, there is nothing greater than deciding in your life that things maybe really are black and white! And this guy Ben, who clearly takes you for granted, who serially takes advantage of you, is bad! And what I'm saying is good! See what I mean? You shouldn't be the substitute for anybody. This guy should be right here, right now, doing this [kisses Claire] Drew Baylor: . Drew Baylor: Because we have a moment here, let me tell you that I have recently become a secret connoiss
My True Identity
Suffering seems to be my only friend Living this lonely life Tearing away my sanity I can barely go on living My soul a shattered cry in the wind Endless thoughts race through my mind Where can I turn for help Few are trustworthy these days Hiding, always hiding my true self No one can ever know I cannot let the pain I live with touch others They couldn't understand my true torture Life without meaning An endless drone But I still feel I still hurt
Still Love
Use the midnight stars as your canvas and the milky way as your pen... Connect them one by one and let the heavens guide the winds. You will find that with out effort and much sooner than you think... As a billion blazin comets leave a trail of stardust ink. It would simply be much easier to take each pearl found in the sea... And string them with the breath of life mounted on tiny golden wings. Or try to fight the balance of the planets all aligned as well as every galaxy that stood the test of time. Or even for that matter turn fire into rain... Take air and make it visible have all people think the same... Then it would to pull me from you and the love you hold alone... For your scent your kiss your smile your eyes are rooted in my core. You are the only girl I've truly loved and I can say that without hesitation... You are much more than just a memory to me loving you is my vocation. So use the midnight stars as your canvas and the milky way as your pen... And you wi
Break-up Template
Since I go through such a large volume of would be ex-wives, I've decided to should standardize my break-up letter in an effort to save time and effort. Plus, this will work well in combination with the existing Girlfriend (Hoe) Application. Enjoy! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Break-Up Template: +Bauer+ V 1.0 Dear,___Your Name Goes Here Dumb Ass__! I would like to formally announce that after (much/some/no) consideration, I have concluded our relationship must come to an immediate, and final closure. My decision is based upon the following reason(s): 1. You’re a bitch. 2. You’re fat. 3. You’re ugly. 4. I was drunk when I met you. 5. You’re boobs are too small. 6. You laugh weird. 7. I can do better. 8. The sex was boring/bad/or sub-par. 9. You don’t give head. 10. Other:____I cant commit?____________________. Please make time to: 1. Remove your belongings from my place. 2. Arrange break-up sex.
Recognition
A few years ago I was flying from Atlanta to Pittsburgh and while waiting at the gate, a squad of kids returning from Iraq checked in. As they boarded the plane, every first class passenger gave up their seat. The numbers worked out perfect. It was the kind of thing that restored your faith in people. I complimented one of the previous first classers who sat by me near the back of the plane and he threw up his hand saying, "It's nothing". You see that kind of thing in simple every day life, more so than formal "recognitions". A kid gets a certificate from school, something like, "This recognizes Johnny as having perfect attendance..." They refer to it as recognition, and maybe it is on some level, but true recognition is understanding what the effort entailed to achieve the goal. The child is not being rewarded for a number, but rather for dedication that it took to get up every morning in all kinds of circumstances to achieve the number. We "recognize" the achievements of histor
Titty Twister (come Get Drunk!)
Come on in to the TITTY TWISTER!!!! This is a FAN/ADD/RATE bar! It’s a great way to have fun, have a few drinks and meet new people! HOW TO BECOME A PATRON: To become a patron all you need to do is Add/Fan/Rate and buy a drink for EVERYONE in the bar! HOW TO BECOME A BARTENDER, BOUNCER ETC.... 25,000 fubucks will get you a position in bar (as Bartender, Bouncer, DJ, Stripper, Designated Drunk Guy/Girl) 25,000 fubucks will get you your own table (as Waiter or Waitress) 50,000 fubucks will get you BOTH, your own table and a position in the bar ALL WHO HOLD A POSITION IN BAR (Bartender, Bouncer, DJ, Stripper, Designated Drunk Guy/Girl, Waiter, Waitress, etc.) WILL BE ENTERED IN A MONTHLY DRAWING FOR A 7 DAY BLAST OR 1 MONTH VIP!!! THE RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS... 1. You MUST fan/add/rate and buy a drink for EVERYONE in the bar! 2. You MUST have a salute to enter the TITTY TWISTER 3.If you were invited by someone or found this bar through som
Help Me Win My Lovie
I know alot of people hate to comment bomb. I havent done much in awhile But my bestie for life has started a contest To be her valentine and I sooo want to be her valentine! Shes my tennie love! So please help me, drop one or a few, or as many as you can and help me win my love! I dont care about the prizes I just want to be her Valentine ;) I will ravish your page with rates and love if you help me out! MWAH MWAH MWAH!
Relationships
This is an attempt to analyze and try to better understand relationships. In this I will try to answer some of the burning questions that a lot of people may have. I am not an expert, I'm just a guy that has been in a lot of relationships and one engagement. I feel at this point, although I'm not an expert, I have a considerable amount of experience in this topic. I'd like to start with my definition of relationship. I define it as the ability of two people not only to co exist, but consistently enjoy the experience long term. I think we are all guilty of mistaking infatuation or lust for genuinely feeling you are able to maintain a relationship that could lead to something more. I firmly believe that you have to discard the first three months of any relationship, or what I affectionately call the "honeymoon period." In that time everything is not only acceptable, we even find it cute. "Give it time" my mother used to tell me, "whatever you sought of don't like about a person in the
Fubar Points Break Down
This was given to me from a friend thanks alan:) FuBar Pts. Break Down WHEN YOU DO THE FOLLOWING YOU GET 3 pts for rating a profile 2 pts for leaving profile comment 1 pt. for rating a photo 1 pt. for photo comment 1 pt. for stash rating 1 pt. for stash comment 0 pts for fanning someone THE PERSON YOUR HELPING OUT GETS 11 pts for you fanning them 6 pts for you rating there profile 6 pts for photo rating 6 pts for photo comment 6 pts for stash rating 6 pts for stash comment 5 pts for page comment Please keep in mind all pts are doubled for you and them during Happy Hour. As you can see when trying to level someone it pays to fan them. Also for those of you that may not have realized as you can see its also helping you out when your helping others :) ... And a side note too....you DO NOT get any points for Ripped Pics or NSFW...might pay to have a folder of ripped pics for viewing only if you are interested in building up your points
Tag! You"re It!!!
I got tagged by my lovely friend Ems Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) My favorite cereal is Corn Pops. 2) My worst habit is smoking! (cigarettes) 3) I played football, baseball, and wrestling in High school. 4) My favorite past times is fishing and martial arts. 5) My favorite place to go and relax is the Blue Ridge Mountains in Front Royal Virginia. 6) My worst childhood memory is my parents divorcing. 7) One thing I would like to change about myself is my weight. 8) I am obsessed with sharks due to being bitten by one at the age of ten. 9) My favorite car is a 1985 Monte Carlo SS. 10) The most hilarious thing to ever happen t
The "real" Catdaddy? Lmao
I got this profile comment just a little while ago, stating that I "stole" the nickname I use, and have used ever since I have been on Fubar (or Cherry Tap, or even LOST CHERRY!!! Oh yes, I've been on here since THOSE days lmao). What's funny is that I look at who "viewed my profile", and the so-called "REAL CATDADDY" viewed my profile first. Then all of a sudden, this woman leaves a comment stating what you see above. First of all, "Catdaddy" is a nickname, kinda like Peanut, Sunshine, or Boo-Boo Kitty Fuck. I got that nickname over 15 years ago as a misnomer. And it grew into a nickname that is synonymous with me amongst those who know and have known me. Also, it is my truck driving "handle". And I've had the nickname on here for going on 2 fucking years!! So why is it an issue now? There isn't a "real" Catdaddy. If you chose to have the nickname "Catdaddy", guess what, you're "Catdaddy" too!! There's no ORIGINAL to it!! It's like some woman on here complaining that someone el
Before Leaving Me A Comment - Read This Please.
Okay. So I woke up this morning to a rather, inappropriate comment on my page. If I wanted to see a cock on my page, I'd put it on my page myself. By putting it on my page - you put ME at risk of losing my page - and yourself as well. The following comment types will be deleted: 1)anything that is 100% NSFW. I don't mind clevage and lingerie and stuff like that - but if you have your dick or your twat on my comment page - Its getting deleted. 2)Anything that has music or sounds. Videos are OKAY - as long as they do NOT auto start. 3)Anything promoting yourself (or a friend) in a contest. I will help you with contests & giveaways - but NOT if you leave it on my comments page. Thats what they make bulletins for. 4)Anyone promoting their lounge. If I wanted to join your lounge, I would have clicked it myself. I really am NOT a lounge person. I am really sorry for sounding like a bitch - But ya know....How would I have explained that if someone had been sitting her
Heart's Desire
Have you ever wanted something so bad, that it consumed your thoughts, your dreams, your desires for months & years? When you get close to getting your hearts desire, how it takes your breath away?? Only to have it taken away from you yet again....and be left with the ache, the need, the craving? Have you tried to make someone, or something in to your hearts desire, only to come to the realization that it's just not possible, and the let down, the blow that you feel, knowing you will never have what you want so much? Knowing that it is just out of arm's reach....the pain of being able to FEEL it, but not actually have what you ache for? Makes you feel completely empty inside. void. nothing.
How To Fuck Me
I'm your girl. Not your wife, and not yet your lover. But I'm yours, no matter what title or position you've given me or that the world sees. You've earned your way into my life by putting in the hours. When I talk, you really look like you're listening. And even better than that, you respond intelligently and can repeat back to me what I've just said. That elevates you very quickly in my book of respect. You astound and amaze me with what we have in common. Our interests, our quirks. What we don't agree on, you quietly accept with a smile. I love that. We can talk forever without arguing or feeling like we're spending crucial hours defending our principles and morals. I don't want to fight or debate with you, not all the time. I just want to get to know you, and give you the honest chance to get to know me. Check another one off for you because you're doing this part so well! You've wined and dined me. A few flowers here, a pretty shirt on your credit card over there, and dinner
Read And Comment Please!
Family is suppose to treat you like your family right? Show you what Love really is, and what it is meant to be Loved, Right? They are suppose to be there for you every day of your life and show you that blood is thicker than water. Not abuse you or treat you like shit, or tell you that your a worthless piece of shit that will never amount to anything, that your fat and ugly. They are suppose to Care for you and Love you, and ask you how you feel about things and what your thinking. If your ok, or mad or sad. They are suppose to comfert you when you are down, not kick you to the kirb like a piece of shit. A family that has abuse and alcoholics is not a family, it is a Disfunctional Home. For all 19 years of my life I have been treat like shit and abused. My mom is an alcoholic who would argue with me and hit me almost 3 times a day, but some times it wasent that bad, but at times it was. My sisters would fight with me every day almost. I never talked to my step-dad (or Mike as I call h
The Reason I Have Been Mia
missing in action. I am sorry for those who thought I was around when I wasn't. My grandmother died, she was 89 years old, her late husband was in WWII fought on the beaches. He passed a few years ago. She passed away in her sleep. So I had to go spend time with my family. My grandmother wasn't in my book like other grandparents she was very lade back and cool. Loved to ride on the back of a harley and drink dark beers. she is now in a better place.
Double Damn It!
DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!!! i try to expand my "family" OH?..YOU HAVE REACHED THE MAXIMUM FOR YOUR LEVEL....denied.... DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!!! i try to upload more pictures OH?..YOU HAVE REACHED THE MAXIMUM FOR YOUR LEVEL....denied... DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!!! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!!! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!!! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!!! :(
I've Been Tagged
I got tagged by my lovely friend Moon Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I have lived in Colorado all of my life except for one year in Las Vegas when I was 21 2) I love to dance even tho I really suck at it. 3) I knit and sew to realx... ya dont repeat that!!!! 4) I love to go out with the guys to a country bar and play pool! 5) I drink way to much coffee and soda. 6) I dont eat regularly. 7) I am going to be a grandma yet again and still a very young age. 8) I am going to have a 67 or 70 Mustange before I die. 9) I will do most anything for my friends. 10) Tho I try to have this bad ass attitude and rep... I am really a nice pe
Every Done Anything Crazy?
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'
Its What I Do...
I like FUBAR. I'm still kinda new to it and somethings I do differently. I know there are people that I have in my friends list and people that wonder why I do, what I do. Well let me shed some light on somethings. - If you read my profile I will read yours back, typically if I notice on the Bar Tab or My Recent Profile Viewers. - I actually read profiles, yes read. I have my own method of Checking Persons Out and how I, R/F/A. - Whatever your walk of life is... I don't care, just respect me and I'll do the same. Plus, don't get offended if I don't add you. I'll just hit you with a fan to be fair. - I'll rate something. - 10's are the best I can shell out. As much as I like the FUBAR expierence I can't afford VIP, BLASTS,HAPPY HOURS or BLINGS. - I'll try to, Thank you for the Add. - I randomly give gifts out, with the note: Just stopping by. - Sometimes I take requests even if they are not directed to me ie thru MUMM's/ I Need help leveling up. - I'll read M
I've Been Tagged
I've been tagged!! I got Tagged by Sweetlips!!! Once you have been tagged,you have to write a blog weird random things facts or habits about yourself.At the end you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, list their names.Dont forget to leave a comment that says "Your It" on their profile and ask them to read your blog.You cant tag the person who tagged you.... 1)I was born in Germany,raised in Colorado,then in Germany over 8 years , now in Indiana over 20. 2)I Love My Fiance Andrew! 3)I raised 2 kids alone. 4)I Love to spoil My 3 Grandkids. 5)I Miss the Rocky Mountains in Colorado. 6)I Love Scary Movies. 7)I Work part time as a cashier at good ole Wal Mart. 8)I plan on taking a trip to Canada in the very near future. 9)I Love to do counted cross stitch pictures. 10)I love to just enjoy life! I tagged: Hoakie Girl, Beboe,Princess Di,Redhotlustlife and Wizard.
Night With Out A Dream
Sorry guys no dream last night. For some reason my stalker decided not to invade my head. Is it wrong that I really like the idea of being stalked. This isn't the first time I've dream of a stalker. Hell, when I've had guys that seems like they are getting to the stalker level, I tease the fuck out of them. I encourage it as much as possible. I've learned not even to tell friends about it. Its just me and the stalker, just like me dreams. I love being stalked its hot. But the dream didn't come last night so I guess we'll move on to the next subject today. Do guys like talking to girls about sex? I mean we are always told that "sex" is the only thing on a guys mind. Is that true? Is the only reason you are reading my blog is to hear me talk about my ass, tits, mouth , and pussy. Are you here only to hear about my little body being used and abuse? Do all guys like young girls? Which is better bald pussy or trimmed? Is it bad for a girl to always think about sex? If i
Diary Of Mad Marina
This last week has been a bizarre few days. I've learned that friends are breaking up, making up, getting married in mad haste, getting divorced in mad haste and another is offering her body in surrogacy to another friend. The latter, I'm not sure I could ever do. How can you carry a developing embryo to maturity and then hand it over to another? For my sister? Maybe. I doubt I ever will have to make that choice. She already has the baby making gig down pat. In fact, with the recent birth of number 4, I'd say she's well on her way to populating the entire northwest burbs of Chicago on her own. Us darn Catholics and our lack of birth control. The one who got married at City Hall, is a very casual friend. I hesitate to call him even that. I'm just not fond of him or his girlfriend/bride. Their road to their Golden Anniversary occured when her employer neglected to fill out papers to keep her working in the US. She is an Au Pair for a couple of "We can't raise our children wi
Episode 1
The stars shone brightly and the moon bathed the landscape with it's pale glow. Shekky (my Indian midget sidekick) and I left yet another town one step ahead of any angry mob. You would think in these modern times a nun and a pimped out midget would be welcome anywhere. Unfortunately, as we found out, this was not the case in the small unwashed hamlet of Ball Suck Arkansas. Well , truth be told, we were quite welcome by the women of this flyspeck on the map. Even Shekky was getting some play. He grumbled about the fact that she was 67 years old. But the twinkle in his eye when he talked about old widow Smith left no doubt he was not visiting her for her home made okra casserole. Just allow me a moment to clarify a few things. First and foremost although called a nun I am in actuality a large (6'4" 265lbs) heavily tattooed white man. The nun moniker is because I'll never be married and I don't sleep with men. While Shekky, at 2'6" is definitely a midget. We met in his home town o
Howdy
Well, time is getting away again. 39 days, and I'll be stateside bound. THANKFULLY!!!! Well, for 15 days anyways. Doesn't seem like I should be getting ready for leave already. I got here in September, and it's already February. That means on the 15th, I've been here for 5 months. When I hit the halfway mark, I'll be packing my stuff for 2 weeks of fun, cold weather, family, and beer. I went to my brief for R and R today. It was funny, they told us not to set out to drink all the alcohol we can. Well, I wondered, who really does set out to drink it all? Does anyone? They also warned us that we have changed. They warned us that friends and family have changed as well. I don't think I have changed. Just because I am not around people much except at work. Just because when I am around people, we talk about military stuff. Just because I don't know what I'll talk about with people when I get back. I mean, how am I to explain that if I roll out of the gate, even if
Swinger
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Seizure
Triggers Triggers do not cause seizures but provoke the onset of a seizure or cause a seizure in a patient whose epilepsy is under control. Alcohol consumption, hormonal changes of the menstrual cycle, sleep deprivation, flickering or flashing light, and stress can trigger a seizure in a susceptible person. http://www.neurologychannel.com/epilepsy/causes.shtml So please keep your Default pics where they don't flicker so quick. Thank you Mike S
Things Women Say....
Nine words women use... 1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before de
Episode 2
When the Mayor became aware of Shekky and I crossing his lawn he lurched to face us. The pony seeing an opening pony kicked (yes like a donkey kick but smaller) the cross dressing Mayor in the face. The Mayor's only two teeth and consciousness fled rapidly as the hooves stuck home. Seeing the Mayor laying senseless on the porch , Shekky voiced the same thought leaping in my mind. "We paid the rent before it kicked him" he said as he vaulted the large man and went inside. Leaving me alone with the pony , who looked at me sheepishly and side stepped around the corner and into the night. Half an hour later, my belongings stowed, the mayor headed to the county hospital, and Shekky passed out in the kitchen face first in a bowl of cat food.( I know, but I don't judge) I decided to check out the still and it's contents. As the fog cleared from my brain I became aware of my surroundings. I was four feet up in a garden hedge and the pony was licking my face. (Yes I know just
Okay! Lets Get 1 Thing Straight...ok Maybe A Few Things :) Friends & Fans Plz Read!!
I have a lot of friends & fans...and I know some of you are frustrated with me for several reasons so first things first then well go through the rest! You seem to think I'm always ONLINE...well that just isn't the case. I leave my computer ON & fubar running at all times because of my hectic schedule. I like to be able to run in my room & check my fubar account & messages!! I update my status so you know what I'm doing, if its says I'm busy I am. If it says I'm working I am... If you didn't know I'm a FT SINGLE mom of 2 small children, one is in school, one is under the age of 2. I'm constantly running for them/after them. When I'm not, I'm in school full time. I'm a political science major and if ya didn't notice its an election year so I'm doing a lot of work in my classes and on my own for a presidential hopeful. I work in their offices when I'm not in class. When im not chasing kids, studying, attending classes, seminars, or at work i'm usually ALSEEP! I get on
2 Days Till I Leave For Canada
2/5/08 In two days I will be leaving for Canada to begin serving my Master 24/7. I have waited for some time for this and I’m so happy that He has let me do this. It will be my honor to serve him and make him proud to own me. I will now feel more complete being with him. I long for him to control me, all of me and I will serve him completely without question.
My 10 Things
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. HEEHEEHEEHEE My 10 things 1. I've been called 'Lady with the DEVILISH EYES', *whatever that means*!! I don't have devilish eyes:D 2. I'm a down-to-earth person/low key person. 3. Have an odd sense of humor, sometimes DRY!!. 4. Scared to death of bugs, especially caterpillars, want to see a grown woman strip in the middle of the street, let a caterpillar get on me. 5. Ever heard of someone with 'skunk gray patch'? I have it in the front of my head. 6. I'm not a good drinker, once my hubby & I went to a birthday party and ordered 'Miami Ice Tea', *pretty tasty*, if I may say so!!! But little did I know h
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Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.im an asshole 2.i hate chocolate 3.im an internet addict 4.i pick my belly button and then smell it...lol 5.i love movies 6.i love alocohol 7.i was shot with rock salt in the thigh when i was a kid. that shit burned. 8.was held at gun point twice in my life 9. i get profiled by the police often... 10.1 hate dumb ass games like this...
You Want Success?
You want success?Here's your model.You want achievement? Here is your prototype.You want bright lights,pageants, and media attention? Consider the front page, center article of the nation's largest daily newspaper. It is a caricature of "Miss America."The "vital" data of the fifty-one participants has been complied to present the PERFECT WOMAN.She has brown hair.She has brown eyes. She knows how to sing and has the perfect figure:35-24-35 She is Miss America.She is the IDEAL.... "This is the standard for American women" The implication is clear:Do what it takes to be like her? Firm your thighs Deepin your cleavage.Pamper your hair.Improve your walk. Mother Theresa a pale wrinkled woman, no make up, no blush no lipstick.There is a faint smile on her lips and a glint in her eyes.She won the NOBEL PRIZE in 1985,She gave the two hundred dollars to the poor of Calcutta.When a business man bought her a car,she sold it and gave the money to the underprivileged,She ow
Me
Hello all, im Allure,a cam girl for realgirlsoncam.com Heard about the party and wanted to know no one invited me??????? Oh well. Im friendly and down to earth. Yes they are real! lol anyways thank you for welcomin me to Fubar BOTTOMS UP! Thats the way I like it!
Tagged...... Your It.....
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Hmmmm.....10 things 1: I have long hair. haven't had it short since I was 21 and my cousins best man at his wedding. 2: I am some what Vegetarian. Haven't eaten red meat since I was 18, eat some chicken and fish. But mostly vegies. 3: I've had my ears peirced since I was 18. Both of them. Before it was cool. when asked why (because of the left ear your straight, right ear your gay) I'd say I was Bi. ppl thought i was weird. 4: Love Tattoos. But didn't get my first till I was 45. 5: I'm an animal lover. Care for Aussie native animals. Love and have seen in the wild of US, Wolves, Eagles, Badgers, and lots of graze
Take It To Fu Court !
GOT DRAMA? WANT SOME SOUND FU ADVICE FROM ESTABLISHED PROS?? OF COURSE YOU DO, THIS IS And where's the place to bring this drama? FU Court of course. So lets take the drama out of the bulletins and blogs where it's not wanted and settle your shit in court :D Click the banner below! RULES: -No self promotions/Yahoo name dropping -No bashing persons whom are not in the lounge it is not fair if that person is not there to represent themselves. -And please come real or don't come at all, you will be ejected if you DO NOT have a default pic up. Disclaimer: FU Court is to settle disputes among fellow fubarians ie FU Marriage, Divorce, bitch slappings, domestic fu disputes and of course to just bitch and complain in general. We do not represent FUBAR. If you have an issue with the site go to the FUBAR Support Lounge. Now get on in here don't make us have to subpoena your asses because we will :D
Simple Gestures ..
We often feel that we don't have the time or energy to extend ourselves to others with the small gestures that compose what we call common courtesy. It sometimes seems that this kind of social awareness belongs to the past, to smaller towns and slower times. Yet, when someone extends this kind of courtesy to us, we always feel touched. Someone who lends a helping hand when we are struggling with our groceries makes an impression because many people just walk right by. Even someone who simply makes the effort to look us in the eye, smile, and greet us properly when entering a room stands out of the crowd. It seems these people carry with them the elegance and grace of another time, and we are always thankful for our contact with them. Common courtesy is a small gesture that makes a big difference. An essential component of common courtesy is awareness and common sense-looking outside yourself to see when someone needs help or acknowledgment. As a courteous person, you are aware that
Tag You're It !!!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I'm a mother of 4 sons 2) I have a daughter in law 3) I have a beautiful grandson 4) A weird thing about me, when I was a young girl I used to bite my toenails lol, I know, gross... 5) I have 4 tattoos 6) I have 6 piercings all in my ears lol... 7) I'm not a prissy girly girl, I know, shock!!! lol 8) I'm very loyal to my family and friends... 9) I love poetry but can't make a poem to save my life... 10)I can milk a cow lol... I'm tagging MysticFaerie, Kelly_Ann_, Drew, Make me be Good, Celtic Ice...Have fun, hope to see your blogs...
Tag
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun! 1. I graduated as Salutatorian (2nd) in my high school class of 350+. I have a Masters degree in Social Work. I love what I do. 2. I love all kinds of music, but heavy metal really rocks my socks (no pun intended). Some concerts I"ve attended: Ozzy, Teddy Nugent, Tool, Korn, Type O Negative, Anthrax, White Zombie, Metallica, Pantera, Marilyn Manson, ACDC, etc etc etc. 3. The first time I was approached for sex was at age 14. The first time I had sex was at the age of 24. I'm so glad I waited. 4. Although I would like to be in a healthy longterm relationship, I have absolutely no desire to get married or have children. 5. I was b
10 Things About Me Or That I Believe ...lol
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. 2. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge boobs. 3. Psst!! Bubblewrap, there is nothing wrong with my lip action!!! lol 4. I play the guitar and sing .... and no gordanfankim I will not sing at your funeral!!! 5. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. 6. Learned a very important lesson from a good friend ..... when its 15 degrees below zero .... dont pee on your zipper!!!! 7. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume
Shout Out #1
Nine Words Women Use
I'm not a hater,lol My friend sent this to me and I thought it was funny. Nine words women use... 1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous
Re-enlistment
Well, I did it...all the paperwork is done. All I have to do is go to MEPS and retake my ASVAB, then it's off to training. I don't have to go through Basic again (thank gawd!!!) Here's the info I have so far... 1.) I'll be taking an Intel job...yea I know what you're thinking (don't you have to be smart for that??) fuck you, I'm brilliant 2.) I'll be leaving for training at the end of March or early April 3.) I'll be gone for 20 weeks or more. Yes, that's 5 months! ( intel is serious stuff people...and I have to learn another language so 20 weeks is pretty damn good) 4.) When I get home, I have no idea where I'll be stationed but I DO know I have a wonderful man waiting for me so I'll be ok no matter where I go. 5.) I'm excited as hell! I don't want to go because I'll miss everyone here (believe it or not, I've made some really good friends here) but it's time for me to start my life and settle down. Well, there ya go. That's all I know so far. When more info beco
The Zen Of Leveling
"THE ZEN OF LEVELING" by ZEN MASTER LEVELER DA LOBO In order to achieve the goal of zen master and to successfully level the "Anointed Ones" a zen leveler must placidly and silently negotiate between the bar stools and passed out drunks that lie in Fubar. To help you achieve your goal here are a few rules to remember: 1). If available, rate and comment all stash first. By the very nature of stash, the page sizes are smaller, therefore will not take as long to load as pictures will. Also the zen leveler knows that stash comments do not subtract from the dreaded photo comments total. Like the cherry blossoms that get blown away by an illegal alien with a yard blower, they too are seperate, but equal. 2). Next, rate any and all blogs. They are not worth as much as photos and stash, but the zen leveler knows, like the pimple on his butt, they are there too. 3). Having rated the stash and blogs, now the zen leveler faces the ultimate test: the dreaded photo albums. He need not f
The Tagged Thingy!
Now this came from lex - so I'm sure not all this is right and the rules may be totally wrong!! ha ha I believe the rules are... once you have been tagged, you have to post a blog with 10 random facts about yourself, then hit 5 people and leave a message on their profile saying 'Your tagged, please read my blog', you can't tag the person who tagged you... i think that's how it works lol... now 10 random facts about me??? this could take a while! lol 1: I've just come back from the doctors & she told me I was fat! 2: I have convinced a friend she's a year older than me, even though she is actually a year younger! 3: I love the smell of lemons & limes. 4: My current favourite song is "Memorial" by Pugs Atomz - but that changes all the time so by the time you read this it'll be something else! 5: I'm fat! And now it's official! 6: I'm wearing jeans. 7: I love unintentionally funny people. 8: My fave night out is friends, pub, lots of alcohol and being able to have a pointless
Insane Crazy....or Crazy Insane?
Welcome Home (Sanitarium) Welcome to where time stands still no one leaves and no one will Moon is full, never seems to change just labeled mentally deranged Dream the same thing every night I see our freedom in my sight No locked doors, No windows barred No things to make my brain seem scarred Sleep my friend and you will see that dream is my reality They keep me locked up in this cage can't they see it's why my brain says Rage Sanitarium, leave me be Sanitarium, just leave me alone Build my fear of what's out there and cannot breathe the open air Whisper things into my brain assuring me that I'm insane They think our heads are in their hands but violent use brings violent plans Keep him tied, it makes him well he's getting better, can't you tell? No more can they keep us in Listen, damn it, we will win They see it right, they see it well but they think this saves us from our hell Sanitarium, leave me be Sanitarium, just leave me alone Sanitari
Tag You Are It!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I have this hatred of mixing juicy or wet foods together 2. Im the eldest of 2 kids. I have a younger sister 3. I have 3 Boys ages 21,8,and 3 4. I haven't had legitimite sex in 1yr and 1month 7days 5. I've been working since I am about 12yo 6. At one time I was going to school at the New York Institute of Finance to be a Stock broker but I hated it. 7. I've never had a broken bone ever. 8. I was once hit by a car while riding my moped and had the bike land on top of me with minimal damage to myself 9. I didn't have sex till I was about almost 18 10.When I did finally have sex it was with a ma
Official Spotlight Fund!!!
I have decided the next step in my FU LIFE will be to have the SPOTLIGHT for the day! This was hard for me to post because I am not the type to beg for fubucks BUT.... it takes a whole lot more than just rating pics, rating stash and leaving comments like I do. So, I am not fu lazy by any means. Here's the deal! IF you need your fubucks, please don't give them to me. (I'm not a very good begger, huh?) If you yourself are saving for the spotlight don't give them to me. BUT, if you are the type that doesn't really care about how many fubucks you have then by all means shoot em my way and I will give you a big, big thank you. If you need help with something, let me know I am happy to help. I'm not saying hit me up to leave 100 comments on a bombing contest and you'll give me 10,000 fubucks. I can find that in the bulletins and I take advantage of those opportunities as well. I am just saying, I don't like to just be given stuff. I'm usually the giver, I'm not a v
Answer These
Would you kiss me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already did(hehe) Would you do me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] you look to sweet to fuck [ ] already did Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay I think ur pretty [ ] Sexy [ ] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... 4 things you would like to know about me? 1.) 2.) 3.) 4.) If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather.. [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Marry me [ ] Friends [ ] Do me What kind of underwear are you wearing right now? [ ] boxers [ ] whitie tighties [ ] thongs [ ] g-string [ ] granny panties [ ] boy shorts [ ] none What's ur favorite position? On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ]
Mumm Being Removed By Fubar.
I posted a Mumm that had the Battle Hymn of the Republic that was done on a website. here is what FUBAR says. "A mum you have posted has been removed by the 'fubar' admins. This mum was removed because it was either offensive or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) in nature. Please read the Terms Of Service. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of 'fubar'. This mum removal has been recorded and your account will be deleted if it happens again." My response: "ok , soo you must think that the Battle Hymn of the Republic was offensive. I now see why people are leaving this site. It also shows that you don't even look at what is posted." Some of the comments were interesting. The biggest issue was not what was there but that I posted it in a mumm not a stash. I would like to say to those of you that seem to not have a life. I'm very very sorry! Please have a great day! :-)
Tag, You're It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. This is my first blog here ever, lol 2. I got kicked out of Canada. 3. I can drink coffee fixed any way and enjoy it. 4. I was raised in an S.D.A. school until I was kicked out in my sophmore year. 5. Spelling is and has always been a weak point for me. Maybe it's beause I'm slightly lysdexic. 6. I love to cook for others but will rarely do it for just myself. 7. I lived in 6 different states by the time I was 12 and I do not have military parents. 8. My worst habit is procrastinating. 9. I have horrible handwriting. 10. I love to read. I Tag WCT, Rudes Slave Cherie, Satyr, Bill, Draconis
New Shit
Well that time as come again and well all know that I have been through hell and well I am not being handed anything that God dose'nt think I can't handle. Yet I am still gonna rant about a few things that tend to set my temper off. So here goes! 1. People that for some reason think that talking out your problems is best and always helps... my response to that is as follows.. First off if I want you to know I will tell you! Second off it may be benificial in some cases but not all, I for one feel that talking about it is not getting shit taken care of when the matter requires action and not jaw jackin! Third off if I want your oponion I will make sure to ask you, yet you must be special enough for me to confide in, in the first place. 2. Users! Yeah I am calling all you out! Ever think that someone was put on this earth to cater to you? How about when they have nothing left to offer you, you decide that you need to find someone that he just that little bit more? Lets not forg
A Visit To The Office
I come into your office, and walk up to your desk. You’re surrounded by your coworkers, but we only have eyes for each other. I stand beside you, leaning over your desk like we are going over something together. Your hand is on the back of my calf. I glance up, and see no one is paying attention. I lean down further, and run my hand along your velvety thigh. Your skirt moves higher as my hand gets closer on every stroke. My fingers slide across the top of your hose; you’re wearing garters! Yummy! Our eyes meet; I feel you shiver under my touch. My fingers slide under your skirt, brushing against your panties, unhindered by pantyhose. I feel your heat. You grasp my calf, instead of crying out, as I rub your clit through your panties. I move them aside and slide my finger inside your wet, hot pussy. DEEP! You cough to cover your gasp. You had no idea I’d do this. Your coworkers are still in the room! I kneel on one knee, to get closer to you. Your bre
Surprise
Well guys and gals, friends and fans...The Momma Rox has a surprise for ya...... Momma is moving to Indiana...lol...I leave out tomorrow so if I'm not on for a while its ok...lol I be back on as soon as I can, now i want y'all to know I love ya and that it may be a while but I'll be checking in and I'll know who's been naughty and nice...and who gonna get their heads taken off. Now y'all take care of each other. Master4slave you are to watch over daddy Tyger and Mz. Maggie okies? Ruth I know you'll take care of anything important just like Queen B will. Geepers I'm gonna miss y'all while I'm gone.
Another New Blog
Well, since all the cool people are doing it :P I was putting them in my rants blog... but here is where i'll put songs that hold special meaning to me. Either because they remind me of someone or something in my life... or just that i really love them (which is usually cuz they remind me of someone or something special :P )
A Tribute To The 80s...
Those who know me know that I have a a certain fascination with the 80s. It's analogous to a car wreck - there you are driving down the road, then "BOOM!!!", a car wreck and you just have to watch. Well, there I was traveling down the road of life, then "BOOM!!!", the 80s. I just had to watch. This is my tribute, so to speak, to that car wreck known as the 1980s. - Remember when the U.S. Hockey Team beat the Soviet Union in the Olympics? Yeah, that was awesome. I don't remember too much of that. I was only 2. - DOWN WITH REAGAN!!! VOTE MONDALE FOR PRESIDENT!!! - Awww, shit! Man, did I back the wrong horse! - The following is a true 4th grade story. "Dude! You hear what happened to Thor?" "No, what happened?" "He got beat up by Sara?" "WHAT??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" "She had her Cabbage Patch Doll in her backpack, and hit him in the face with it. You know, the hard plastic part on the doll's face." "OUCH!" "He's got a b
Something I Wrote
The Distance They say love can stand the test of time, There is nothing that two people cannot over come, A great love will never parish, Distance is an obstacle that is too great for some, Even though our love is only new, And the distance between us is great, There is a feeling inside my heart, A feeling that makes two hearts come together as one, I have no doubt in my mind, And no reason for rear, I know someday soon, My love will be near, I lie awake each night, Thinking of only you, Knowing deep inside, That our love is true, I know we can make this work, And one day be together, For you are my heart, And I will love you forever.
Vick's Fighting Dogs Get Second Chance At Life
Vick's fighting dogs get second chance at lifeby Dan Simon, CNN KANAB, Utah (CNN) -- Ellen doesn't look like a top-fighting dog. She wags her tail and gives kisses to anyone who greets her. But the deep scars on her face are permanent reminders of her difficult and violent past. Ellen is one of the 47 pit bulls seized from an illegal dog fighting ring on property owned by disgraced NFL quarterback Michael Vick. The dogs were bred to fight to the death. Of course, if trained properly they can be gentle loyal pets. Twenty-two of the pit bulls now reside at sanctuary at the Best Friends Animal Sanctuary in the mountain town of Kanab, Utah. The 25 other dogs have been placed at rehabilitation shelters across the country. All of them are lucky to be alive. The Humane Society of the United States and People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals wanted the dogs euthanized. But rescue operations won their fight to give these animals a second chance at life. "There's a be
The Abscence Of Beauty
She walked out of my life, it feels so long ago. My head tells me to move on, but my heart and soul scream no! They say time can heal our woulds and eliminate our pain. But this disease is terminal and will forever remain. I try a little more each day to forget and erase my past, But this beauty's memory haunts me. It seems it was meant to last. Everything i see or hear reminds me of what we shared. Nothing will let me forget her, I feel so alone and scared. I still smell her on my pillow, and reach for her in our empty bed. She was my one and only true love, without her inside in dead. The space between us pains me, I search for any positive sign. I pray to God Almighty to once again make her mine. Sitting by the telephone, all alone with my pain. Wishing for a glimmer of hope, will nothing stop this rain? Id give up anything to feel her, to hold her one last time! I will not stop loving or waiting for those same stars to re-align!
Git-r-done Rebel Bomb Squad
OK HERE IT IS AND NOT SO MUCH IN THIS ORDER THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL BOMB SQUAD IS BACK THERE HAS BEEN SOME CHANGES IN THE FAMILY AND ONLY BY REASON AS YOU ALL KNOW AIMEE WAS HEAD OF THIS BOMBING FAMILY AND SHE DONE A VERY VERY GOOD JOB OF IT AND WITH VERY LITTLE HELP FROM ME BUT NOW SHE HAS HER PLATE VERY FULL AND IT IS NOT FAIR TO ASK THAT OF HER AGAIN SO THIS IS WHAT I AM GOING TO DO. LIKE I SAID THE BOMB SQUAD IS BACK NOW THERE IS GOING TO BE SOME CHANGES IN THE RULES ABOUT BOMBING FOR WE WILL START OFF WITH A SMALL FAMILY FOR SOME WILL BE LEAVING THE FAMILY AS I KNOW FOR IF AIMEE IS NOT HERE THEY DON'T WANT TO BE HERE EITHER AND I UNDERSTAND THAT AND I DON'T WANT THEM HERE MYSELF IF THEY ARE NOT HAPPY TO BE HERE NOW ALL I ASK IS IF YOU ARE NOT IN THIS FAMILY PLEASE REMOVE THE FAMILY NAME AS SOME OF YOU HAVE ALREADY DONE AND I THANK YOU FOR THAT I HOPE THAT THIS DECISION DOES NOT UPSET ANY ONE AND IF IT DOES I AM VERY SORRY BUT I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS FOR A LONG TIME AND I DO BELI
Are You One?
THEN YOU NEED TO BE ONE! GODDESS OF LIGHT AND PHOENIX HAVE DECIDED ITS TIME BAN THE TEMPTING TIGERS TOGETHER! A GROUP OF MEN THAT WE ADORE BY LETTING EVERYONE KNOW WHAT A TIGER YOU ARE! ANNOUNCING THE "TIGERS OF TEMPTATION"!!! MAYBE YOU HAVE A LITTLE PURR IN YOU... BUT YOU HAVE THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF GROWL TOO! ANYONE CAN BE A TIGER OF TEMPTATION. IF YOU HAVE GOODNESS IN YOUR HEART THEN JOIN US! WHAT DO YOU GET BY BEING A TIGER? LOVE FROM THE BOTH OF US, PIMPOUTS IN BLOGS AND BULLETINS, ADDED TO A SPECIAL ALBUM ON BOTH OF OUR PROFILES, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE! SO COME ON...HIT US BOTH UP..TELL US YOU WANT TO JOIN! LET US MAKE YOU A TIGER! ALL WE ASK IS THAT YOU ADD TIGER OF TEMPTATION TO YOUR NAME! (LADIES IF YOU KNOW OF ANYONE THATS A TIGER LET US KNOW!)
Cause I Had To
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) Im a 33 yr Leukemia survivor 2) Both my parents are dead 3) I had chicken pox when I was 22. 4) I love to body surf 5) I have owned only 4 cars in the 25 yrs ive been driving. 6) Im addicted to Fubar. 7) I havent had a moving violation ticket in almost 17 yrs. 8) I share the same B-Day as Barbara Striesand. 9) I had a double hernia operation when i was 7. 10) When I was in my early 20's i used to shoot out store front windows with a slingshot and slash car tires.....something Im not proud of at all. I'm going to Tag, Ms Boodie, Tinky, Vonnie, Kelly Ann, Arynmoon.......Have fun, hope to see your blogs...
I Just Gotta Say
mother fuckin' weeeeeeeeeeeeee I ♥ caffeine. and stuff! and things. Yay! w00t! lollercoasters i r nerdicus lulz weeeee.
Lengthy Update
*Warning: This may be lengthy. You may want to leave now. But I am posting this for all of the ones that are so kind to care and continue to ask about my Papa. Ya'll are some awesome friends and will forever be in my warped up heart!* I went to visit with papa last night and he is showing some improvement. The doctors have mentioned that he may get to go home maybe tomorrow, depending on his temp, which is down to around 99.7. He still has a good deal of congestion but considering he has been a smoker for over 60 years, I suppose he will always have congestion. They will be sending him home on oxygen which I can imagine he will argue about, because he is arguing about everything now. LOL That let's me know he is feeling some better. They say he still showing the signs of alzheimers. And I guess if you really look at things that way, the signs are there. But I still choose not to believe it. My family says I am the only one that is in denial, and that is fine, I will stay in
This Guy Is Stupid
Out of nowhere, I got these messages from a guy who goes by HatedEverywhere. HatedEvery...: Nice picture Twat, you that desperate for attention? what a flake no wonder people just dump in you then leave you how many times have you thought about suicide? HatedEvery...: DO IT!!! You wont be missed
Tonight
Going out tonight! The babysitter's coming over after dinner with her bf, and the man and I will be at Hoops and/or Johnny's. Damnit! I will find someone to dance with me! K...well, yeah, my life is so dull I blog about actually leaving the house. Lame, I know.
Random Facts About Me
So here's how it works: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have 5 different kinds of toothpaste and choose every day another. 2. I have been having the same weird nightmare for 5 years now. I have it at least 3 times a week 3. When im nervous i bite my nails. 4. When people making spelling errors I have to correct it. 5. I can put on a suit with tie with my eyes closed. 6. I remember the smallest details in a movie.Example: one of the guy in the orkestar in the movie Titanic was wearing a digital watch. 7. I learned how to drive when i was 10. 8. I speak 5 different langauges. 9. My breakfast is a cup of coffee, 1 apple and 1 orange. 10. I have never broken a bone in
Hold That Thought!~
Everyone dreads calling the power company, the phone company, and their internet or cable provider. Cause it's inevitable you'll have to hold before talking to some dink who you will go around in circles with while trying to explain your request. It's amazing, almost magical - right when you need to call, everyone else in the country tries to call them at the same time. Luckily they prepare you by saying "We are experiencing higher than normal call volumes". But really what is normal? It seems that number is actually 0. Therefore anything over 0 calls will fuck up their system....placing me on hold...fuckers.. Jim trying to remember the Chinese symbol for "Infinity" To show they care, companies give you endless confusing menus to fumble through. The phone menu was actually invented in 1981. It wasn't because the touchtone phone was introduced; it was because they realized how much Americans love pressing buttons after the Atari was invented. So they kick you through a cou
Want To Be My Valentines?
Valentines Day Is Soon Approaching, Do You Have A Date? What would make you a great valentines date for me? Let Me Know ~ And Maybe We Can Make Valentines Day A Special Day For Each Of Us! imikimi - Customize Your World The winner will be chosen the day before valentines:)
Us
Arriving In Canada
I made my journey on the long drive to Canada; I drove all night because I was wide awake and got to the border about 130am but didn’t get across. They told me to go back and stay at a motel and come back in the morning to see the immigration officer. What a trip to top it of the cell stopped working no service lol. When the asked how long I was staying they didn’t seem to like my answer so I returned in the morning to have the questions asked all over again and was let through. I finally made it to Master to begin my journey serving him.
Me
Hi my name is Amy Im 25 years old and yes imma mommy of a two year old boy.Im very easy going , understanding and a good listener. ( but not a good speller haha) the people I care about the most are the people I cant live with out and have been through our highs and lows together, and have picked each other up time and time again, I couldnt ask for better friends and family....audrey, my mom,adam, angie, kimmy,kevin,angie and the two girls, breanna, if i didnt mention your name im sorry... tell me and ill add it in. I have a.d.d. even though I really dont, I just make some type excuse. I love animals, Im alright with other children when there not trying to tackle me , kick me, scream, bitch or throw things at me haha. Imma big kid myself :-P theres a time and a place to act profesional and I can, Im not normal, I can be sarcastic, I love to flirt, I try to think be for I do things but somtimes.. yea you know. I love to cuddle, playing games....monopoly here I come lol, shooting pool,
Hanks For The After Glow
some people jump off a fucking bridge with no warning and no fucking good reason others make you wish you had jumped off the fucking bridge for no fucking good reason
As You Watch Me
I arrive home take off my shoes and head upstairs, unzip my dress and let it fall to the floor. The water runs in the bath making steam all around me, stepping out of my panties and bra I dip my foot in to test the water. It feels warm against my foot so I step in and lay down and relax, my hands scoop water and I watch it run along my stomach, I then cup water over my breasts and watch as my nipples react to the feeling, The door shuts and I hear footsteps coming towards me, the bathroom door is slightly open and I feel like I’m being watched, my body starts to tingle just by the thought but I continue my bath. I get up and take the mirror off the wall and place upright so he can see me more clearly. I lay there my hands touching my neck, then my fingers running across my lips, my reflexion showing him the excitement which I’m beginning to feel. Touching my neck I start to slowly run down my body and gently glide over my breast and nipple, the wetness makes me rub softly and the
Because Supervillian Is Retarded
You fucking fail Supervillian. And you too Fathead for starting this shit. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm the asshole in the left lane with my cruise set at 75. 2. Women with dark hair and blue eyes are perfection in my eyes. 3. Been involved in music since I was 6 performing, and composing, but can't dance. 4. Get annoyed beyond description at people that make right turns from the left turn lane. 5. I lose it totally at the thought of coffee with no half and half. 6. Laugh at people that are scared of spiders, then jump to the roof at the sight of a earwig. 7. Cannot tolerate stupidity or ignorance, even for a second. 8. I can't get enough
Tag Your It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I have five girls. 2.i,m a grandma 3.i have a bad habbit smoking. 4.i collect teddy bears. 5.i love singing and try to on weekends . 6.i do not like drama because there is better things to do . 7.i just got divorce. 8im pregnant 9.i love scary movies 10i have a boyfriend.
Enjoying Life....
YOU GET OUT OF LIFE WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT.... THAT'S WHAT REALLY MATTERS...
Introduction
I am a newbie....freshmeat....just looking around... seeing what this place is all about.. but seems pretty interesting...and like...home away from home. see you all around.
I'm For Sale
Hey guys, Im officially up for sale. Starting Immediately, I will be on the auction block for 1 week. Stangman will be collecting payment for my sale, and my services will be up for debate with him, since he is my FU-PIMP!! Please be generous, Im sure you will find that I am worth it!! Please comment with bid amounts auction will end next Sunday Feb 16th. Thanx for ur support!
Quotes
Being an idiot is a deliberate choice someone makes...
Faults
i feel empty within my soul. nothing but darkness surrounds me and no way to find the right path. ifeel coldness grasping its hands around my heart. thoughts and feelings have become anger and frustration. i feel like there is no one to turn to for a hand. silence has overcome me, no one wants to listen everybody is afraid of truth and they are ignorant in their own way. no one wants to take fault for their own actions and just blame it on others just to make themselves feel good about themselves. everybody has to realize that we all have problems and we all have faults and we need to stop blaming others for whats wrong with their ownselves.
Right Now.
Enraged I am for the mistakes I've unknowingly partook in. Angry at myself for the frustration I've caused. Frustration in myself and in others, hating myself in more ways that Einstien could count. Pulling the hairs of my heart, tearing away the pain only to find more. Lost feelings as my heart battles my mind. Right now I wish...I wish I was nothing and nowhere. Right now I wish I wasn't. Just wasn't.
My Fiance's Sick
She's been having coughing fits all day. She wasn't able to sleep last night because of the coughing. I thought she wasn't going to be able to sleep tonight but I haven't heard a cough for at least an hour. Hopefully, she was finally able to sleep! However, because I'm afraid I'll wake her when I get into bed , I think I'll be racking it out on the couch tonight. Oh well! Hope everyone else has been remembering to take their Vitamin C! LOL
I Got Suckered Into Sumfin Sooooo...
Cuz I was Suckered Into This.... Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Weird/Random Facts 1.) I Totally Love Monsters Inc. O n Cars the movie.. =0) 2.) I Dunn Wanna Grow Up - Immma Toyz R Us Kid. 3.) Absolutely LOVE Blue Berries. 4.) I use to write poems,don't anymore..=((3 have been published) 5.) Really Drunk People irritate me for some reason.. 6.) Wish I wasn't so self Conscience. 7.) Pink Floyd By Far is Way Better Then AC/DC.(Neener Neener YOTD For Suckerin' Me into This) 8.) General Tso's Wiff Pork Fried Rice is my Fav. 9.) I can Grill Ma A$$ Off. 10.) I LOVE Mountain Dew!!! Tagg Ur it Fowkerz HA! HA! HA!=0): DJ Kraz
~j~ Tagged Me....
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Didn't rape YussP in Vegas 2. wealthy beyond my dreams 3. no longer in a fu-lationship 4. i haz a small penis 5. i'm 54 and dyslexic 6. lived in the UK as a kid 7. not really a garden tool 8. I toured with a punk band in the mid 80's 9. i really do adore Senile Coot 10. I have a weakness for people in glasses. i tag: Snarly NatNat Miss Veee Whiskey a go go Lilly von Schtupp
Tonight
I cannot even begin to write about the evening I have had. I Don't even know where to start. My life has been for lack of better words shitty. But in the blink of an eye my outlook has changed 180 degrees. My eyes have been opened. I feel almost giddy like a school boy. This note is to thank you (you know who you are) for making me remember what I've all but turned my back on. There may not really be anything there but I now remember how it feels again. Pure, Uninhibited, Honest. From the depth of my heart comes this feeling of bliss which you have brought forth. No one knows what tommorrow may bring but I hope that You are there. You may never read this but anyone who does should know. . . What you need/want may be right infront of your eyes. Don't be afraid to open them. xx
Tag Your It!!!!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I sometimes eat cereal with a fork. 2. I have discovered that quality is not always better than quantity. 3. I hardly ever touch food with my hands..LOL. 4. I smoke too much. 5. I sometimes avoid stepping on cracks. :) 6. I am addicted to the scent of vanilla candles. :o 7. I love peanut butter sandwiches with chili. And yes, it's good!! LOL. 8. I am an honest person. 9. I am shy. 10. Comedies are my favorite movies to watch. Ok, I haven't decided who to get yet but I will find someone..LOL....
Tag
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun! 1. I have a 9th grade education..However I also have 2 years of college, most of my general out of the way..and out of boredom, I took my GED when I was 30. I was appalled that I scored at or above the 95% percentile. To think that this test is based off High School Graduates scores..WTF? 2. I am a bleeding heart liberal when it comes to animals, small children & mentally challenged. I will do what I can for them. And am a contributor to a few different non-profits. 3. I lost my virginity way too young, wish I would have waited for someone who I at least liked a lot. 4. I was born in Los Angeles, CA, raised in Glendale CA. Grew
~j~ Did This To Me Because Her Socks Dont Match
Evil ~J~ did this to me Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1- My Name is David Rex . 2- I cant sleep without a sound machine on. 3- I wont eat leftovers because Im afraid of food poisoning. 4- I have to rinse out cups before I use them 5- I am afraid of spiders and clowns 6- I am a detective 7- I translate bible verses back into hewbrew and greek as a hobby 8- I always hug people even if they dont like it 9- I hate my hair because it is deserting me 10- I wearglases. I tag Blondie yssuP Robinetta V1rus Punky I tag
You're It!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun! 1. All men I have been attached to... that being dating or whatever have been unavailable in some way... mostly I think because I know there is no risk there... I'm scared to death to be loved and to love, so much so that I would probably choose someone who I merely got along with as opposed to someone who pulled passion and desire out of me... because it's the safe thing to do. Being aware of that... I tend to avoid anything long term altogether... sad right? So I deny myself one of the things I want the most. :D 2. I am more tenderhearted than most would know, but unless you're really close to me you would never know. When I choose to
What Would Life Be
What would life be with out friends like thee I'll tell you, like no longer being free. Imagine what life would be so sad and blue To go through life without that special you. And I know we live so far away Through the internet we are like castaways Never get to touch or hug you for this I only pray For some day I hope we can meet To hug and laugh and dance to the beat I know this would be a treat For now this is all I see Is my good friend here with me Just think what life would be Without friends like thee
First Message Of The Day
So I got to wake up to this dumbass message in my inbox today....I wonder if this guy would walk up to me on the street and say this?? Many Smiles April ♥
Tag You're It
cuz Furby said Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.got a pet giant african land snail 2.i hate spiders 3.cant spell 4.i got my nipples pierced 5.my fave holiday is halloween 6.i dye my hair red and black (big shock to them that know me) 7.i'm really close to my mum 8.a few years back i was so depressed i thought about suicide 9.i am going to a slimming club need to shift some weight 10.i will always try to help my friends and am always there to listen if they need me. Maggie Kit Daisy blue Boss Art
Playing Tag
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1)I use the little period button too much when I write, but I like it!........ 2)I like to chew my gum really loud 3)I fucking hate the sound the ice maker on the refrigerator makes, makes me cringe 4)I have a serious problem with lights being on when noone is in the room. Turn off the fucking lights when you leave the room! 5)I hate my cigar ashes to be thrown away before I'm done smoking. I like keeping them all together. 6)I like to bury my finished cigar in the ground when I'm done. Kinda like returning it to it's beginnings 7)I don't like being touched when I'm sleeping. 8)Fact: I believe in Adam&Eve
My Fu* Friends
Admireably observed witnessed from afar none'theeless stretched beyond great devides Felt as'though sweet purity upon connecting indeed , come again ! It's the Fu* one might add , myself I'm impressed Like sacred'Stones if not before Fubar yes a place to be , within , hey friends ! Once upon a time yesterday's untold views Secrets of passions so ever-more Sending collecting loves and laughs A astonishing rush such a blast , I know uh ! well once again its the fu* , Right On , Rock On !! Im whoo'hoo doing you
Not Ignoring You???
Hi, i been getting a lot of emails asking why i have you blocked in the shout box.. I have my shout box turned off today. This time is for my mom and myself, and i really don't feel up to talking much. It is nothing personal...Read my blog about "Dad", then i think you will understand.. For those in the contest just send me an email and i will get back to you as soon as i can.... Thank you for understanding... onesxybrat
Tagged
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. I eat grape tomatos weird. I'll bite a hole in them and then suck out the juice and then eat the rest of the skin, leaving me 1/2 a grape tomato. I'll then do the other thing with the other side. 2. I once fell while hiking and tore the skin from my knee like a banana. 3. I got my first job at 14 and have never been unemployed since then. 4. I play the flute and used to play the french horn. 5. I would do a complete and total career change if I'd have known that there was such a thing as "music therapy" when I'd gone for my first degree (need a bachelor's degree in music to be a music therapist). 6. I love to swim and grew up in the water. 7. I think burps and farts are funny. 8. If I absolutely, positively, had to choose a favorite song or die, I would probably
Moving Stillness
Moving Stillness With feeling words said, once knowing signs are shown, And every need fulfilled by staple, task and time, Named requirements portrayed in fixed design are known That trace the steps to states of generalized totality. So every block and chip will find a certain function When gears turn out their course, the cogwheels of a destiny And goals are reached with steady motive through their circuits So that mission has its name inscribed upon a dream. Then all analysis complete, the architects forgotten, The builders pack their tools in melancholy admiration Of brainchild grown and fantastic thought made real So daily planning cannot feel the same anticipation. A plethora of measurements and cuts transforms Space, toil and investment in the weighty enterprise Into its own place of regular commerce and congregation Where further work is negotiated in steady mediation. But smaller plots and progress do plod on, The grinding dirge of day labore
A Little Experiment
I posted 3 universal mumms with three different types of situations. One was a real medical situation (which happens to be about something that happened to me), one was about the ideal date, and one about sex. I have been paying attention to what is going on with the mumms as far as the viewing, voting and commenting. Obviously all three have a purpose, but what I looking to pay the most attention to was the comments. The commenting is moreso to come back upon me as a person, but it doesn't make it any less important. Since the mumms are really used for fun or a way to get people's opinions, without knowing the person who is commenting (mind you, they also don't know you either), I wanted to see how much people would actually "judge the book by its cover". I have written on my page that you should look beyond the texts sometimes. Now as I look at comments posted on the last 2 of the 3 mumms, I know I have been judged and maybe even branded, yet these are by people who don'
Tag
Instructions... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1- I put my ice cream in the microwave before I eat it. 2- I prefer my toast in 3's. 3- I am not afraid of dying. I dont care when it happens. 4-I watch the Disney channel in my spare time. 5-I am obsessed with playing cards....not actually playing them..but the card themselves. 6-I brush my teeth every time i drink tea. 7-Bridges make my stomach turn. 8-I fear boats. 9-I want to learn to salsa dance and speak fluent Spanish. 10-Fire and water amaze me. I could stare at either of them contently for hours. I'm tagging; Jimmy. Matt. Andy. Becky. Andy. and. Lord.
Happy Brithday Deelove32
/> February 11th is an important day for a very special friend of mine. Please take a few moments to wish Dee (Diane) a very Happy Birthday. I have had the honor of knowing Diane for atleast 5 years and tho I pick on her everyday she really is a true friend. If you don't already have her added as a friend, then visit her page and add her. TRUST ME, you will not regret it. Diane I hope you have the best birthday ever....because you only deserve the best! This pimp out brought to you by aGEM4life (repost of original by '♥aGEM4life♥' on '2008-02-10 20:30:43')
Inspirational
For yesterday is but a dream, and tomorrow is only a vision. But today , well lived , makes every yesterday a dream of happiness and every tomorrow a vision of hope. Look well, therefore, to this day!!!!!
Tagged
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. I am TERRIFIED of frogs 2. I am afraid of the dark 3. I have attempted suicide twice 4. My father broke my nose(on purpose)when I was 12 5. I have a strange obsession with guy on guy porn 6. I haven't spoken to my mother or father since Thanksgiving 2007 7. I masturbate way to much 8. I am on my way to a mental breakdown 9. I have an oral obsession 10. I fear I could become a drug addict I tag no one cause most all I know have been tagged! :P
List Of Contestants In The Vip , Blast & Fubucks Contest
This contest starts Monday Feb 11th at 6 pm central time and ends on Feb 21st at 6 pm central. Here below are the picture links to each contestant . As soon as the contest is open you can return to this bullitin & click on your fav contestant and leave photo comments. Thanks and good luck to all. (the 2 photos that wont show are morphing photos but they are number 1 contestant -AngelnDiscEyes and number 11 contestant David aka Wolfeagle1499)
...why Does V-day Even Really Exist....(part 1)
I don't even know... Sometimes I go and ask some of my friends what they doing for V-day and some people just hate with no remorse. A long time ago I never really understood why either but as time went a long ... everyone by now should really know why its such a distasteful holiday. With the way some people just treat each other I really wonder why Valentines even exist the rate you hears someone's heart getting broken cause of an unfaithful partner. Another situation might be that one person just doesn't treat the other with any respect at all and causes them to just want to leave in such pain... Sometimes both people of the relationship (whatever level its on) and sometimes some hearts are just so badly broken and hurt just due to relationship failure coincidentally close to V-Day near it or just reminds them of it... Sometimes you realize that some love might of been too soon or just might of worked out the way you wanted and the stage of getting to really know the other person
Pray Chains Whatever I Want
For all those who passed me chains in 2007,In e-mail, messages or comments, saying that if I pass and not break, I would be rich ,millionaire or be more sexy and have more friends ... NOT WORKED In 2008, please could I send in money, chocolate or petrol voucher or bank transfer or a plane ticket, for Turkya, Japan, Egyto, Brazil, USA I am not boring, a kiss? Thank you and God bless You... Jo Lemos
Random Things
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun! 1. I used to attend weekly gambler's anonymous meetings and I don't even gamble! 2. My un organization is totally organized 3. I always loose my keys 4. I have what I call "lucy" moments 5. Apple Martini's with sugar on the rim are my favorite! 6. All my ex's love me! 7. Rainy days= Jammie Days 8. Fettuccine Alfredo is my favorite meal 9. I am a dancing queen 10. Telemarketers always ask if my "mommy" is home because my voice sounds so young! Passing the torch to: Kevin Pepsi Justa Baby girl Brad Cubby Tag, you're it!!! :)
Harvest
Harvest From behind my hands hold firm your hips Your head tilts back and you part your lips My staff against your heat does press You grind your flesh as I lift your dress Ruff hands slide up to squeeze your breast Your nipples erect I tease I test I kiss your neck as I stoke the fire My hand moves down I know your desire Over bristly fields my fingers quest In to the furrow a welcome guest You spread your thighs lean over the chair Your panties aside your treasure bare You urge me on with darkest taunts Your desire expressed your deepest wants Your glistening mound beckons my rod I spread your lips to test the road I circle that bud you gasp at my touch Then forward I press like you love so much You arch your back to the rhythmic pace In the mirror I see your contorted face Profanities from your lips do spill Your body trembles to my force of will Deeper I delve your honey flows My shaft it throbs inside, it grows In a burning moment I spill my seed Your m
Ten Weird Facts
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Ok here we go 10. i still find farts funny...yeah weird i know 9. my feet look like barney rubbles. 8. i cry watching movies...grrr and that pisses me off. 7. i hate drama but am really good at advice..if that makes any sense..lol 6. i have more female friends than male. 5. i can drink 18 beers but 3 shots and im poo faced. 4. im better talking to people after 10 beers. more expressive i guess. 3. i can wiggle my ears one side at a time. 2. i can makes my eyebrows do the wave. 1. i can make my boobies dance...lol..u know what i mean. I tag toni, jenn, vandie, violet, and julia.
Tagged
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1) I hate cooked carrots. 2) I battle inner demons on a daily basis. 3) I'm quickly learning who my real friends are 4) People wearing hats indoors irritates me to no end. 5) My favorite tv show is COPS 6) I wish I was as creative as people think I am 7) My biggest fear is that I'm really a coward 8) The smartest thing I ever read was on a bathroom wall. 9) I still doubt Jim Morisson's death 10) White roses are my favorite flower. I tag: My fu-fiancee ***Jay*** Drew Violets Rikk Punkin
I Have Been Tagged...twice
For Jae & Tonya The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. I'm adopted 2. Missing bones in one foot 3. I whimper in my sleep 4. I'm a speed reader 5. I'm a grammar nazi 6. Went to an all girls boarding school 7. I say "that's so funny" & "you know?" alot 8. I like to make naked snow angels 9. Had a dog named Chang-A-Lang 10. I like to watch Melissa do her naked dance. ok, I tag.... Tommy Jeff Billy Ashleigh Greg
Scene To My 2nd Fav Movie
Worm: 'Ello. Sarah: Did you say Hello? Worm: No, I said 'Ello, but that's close enough. Sarah: You're a worm, aren't you? Worm: Yeah, that's right. Sarah: Do you know the way through this Labyrinth? Worm: Me? No, I'm just a worm. Sarah: Oh. Worm: Come inside and meet the Mrs. Sarah: No, thank you. But I have to solve this Labyrinth. There aren't any turns or openings, it just goes on and on. Worm: It's full of openings, it's just you ain't seen 'em. Sarah: Where are they? Worm: There's one right in front of you. Sarah: No, there isn't. Worm: Come inside and have a nice cup of tea. Sarah: But there isn't an opening. Worm: Of course there is. Try walking through it, you'll see what I mean. Sarah: What? Worm: Go on, then. Sarah: That's just a wall, there's no way through. Worm: Things aren't always what they seem in this place, so you can't take anything for granted. (She tries it and realizes that she can walk through the wall.) Sarah: Hey! Worm: Hey! Hang on! Sar
Tag
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I enjoy a good flogging 2) I can bend my fingers 180 degrees backwards 3) I am eternally in search of the perfect coconut 4) I have 9 years of higher education and 3 degrees 5) I am a scientist 6) I have carried a canoe on my back for over 40 miles 7) I once played AAA baseball for the Pittsburgh Pirates (1 season) 8) I once drove from NY to ID for a potato 9) I have had 10 dogs in my lifetime 10) I played in a band to audiences of over 10,000 people
Update!!!!!!!!!
So I had to reformat my hard drive (SUCKED MAJOR ASS). I still dont have internet, just borrowing dad's computer for a few mins. I'm waiting on having an ethernet cable made. One long enough to reach my computer from the router. I could buy one but they are HELLA expensive at the store so Im having a friend of mine make one for me. I will be back on as soon as I can. I miss you all
Some Kisses
Some kisses linger like cotton candy on your lips, melting like vanilla ice cream dripping down your wrist, behind the bleachers at the 4th of July picnic. when you forgot the cone in your hand in the wonder of that first sweet mouth to mouth surrender. Some kisses get trapped in your mind like a song on a summer night in the back seat at the ball field while your friends pass the joint around you toking and smoking and singing along with baby better kiss him... wanna see you kiss him good bye.. na nananana nah nah hey hey... some kisses warm you like a wood stove in a mountain cabin behind the ranch house when you're snowed in together and there's nothing much to do but play scrabble and keep the fire burning and you keep the fire burning, baby, keeo that fire burning all night long. And then there are the kisses that take you back ten years turn your knees to jelly start a quiver in your belly oh yeah, there are the kisses that whisper from the past do you
What Can You Do?
What is Hepatitis C? Hepatitis C is a liver disease that is caused by the hepatitis C virus (HCV). The virus enters the liver cells, uses the cell's inner genetic machinery to make copies of itself, which then infect more cells. There is no cure. There is a 1-2 year treatment that works 50 percent of the time (genotype specific) How Hepatitis C is Transmitted? Hepatitis C is spread from one person to another by direct exposure to infected blood or blood products. From the blood of the infected to the bodily fluid of another's eye, cut, open sore, damaged vein, (inside nose, vagina, anus etc..) ...any means to a blood artery. Who has Hepatitis C? According to the Hep C Coalition up to 1 in 15 people in the world carry the virus. (The U.S. Census Bureau reported a world population of 6,396,731,523 in October 2004). According to the American Liver Association 1 in 50 people in the United States are effected. (The U.S. Census Bureau reported a U.S. population of 294,619,85
One More Day
Do ppl really care that I am out in the sandbox... or has everyone just gave up on us out here .... The Truth is that it is the hardest thing in life to be out here and see great ppl leave this world to soon... But Like i always say at least they went with god... And rember All gave some but Some Gave All
Tag Your It Lol
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you..... 1.I can work on cars better than anyone I know! 2.My 2nd toe is longer than any of the other ones LMAO mine too 3.I Hate all DRAMA 4.I am yankees Fan 5.I am a Detroit Red Wings Fan 6.I love The Giants 7.I have to have a coca cola everyday or I will strangle someone! 8.I really like chocolate 9.I am not afraid of the DarK 10.I would love to go anywhere one day to site see! Ok and I will tag hmmm.. diva24,cerri,jwh,lacey,kindred!! LOL HAVE FUN
X-day
2morrow i have decided im not answering the phone and im not answering the door. 2morrow will be used 4 productivity. I've been really a little 2 good 2 my neighborz lately. Not many of them have carz so instead of taking a bus or the taxi....they call me. Well now ive been getting knocks on my door repeatedly. i cant even finish a discusion with anyone without someone needing something. ANd yes the messengerz have been BOGGED with messagez along with the phone. So...they will probably be cut off 2. So yes 2morrow....i cut myself off with the outside world. Its X-day....time 2 be social with myself and finally do some thinking about MY life WITHOUT interruptionz about anyone elsez.
Alex
lol ok so he tells me ma mams family from scotland ! and proud of it ! he allso tells me! ma da's fam from ulster lol and is sooo aparentley he tells me this combination makes him ! british pure bred lol ummm does this pic look fimillar? but no matter how u look at it hes an awsome dj come on in and meet DJ!
Benefits Of Medical Marijuana With Hep C
Benefits of Medical Marijuana During HCV Treatment... There is still NO vaccine and NO cure for Hepatitis C. Body: http://www.hepatitis-central.com/mt/archives/2006/09/marijuana_benef.html?eml=hepcen11 September 18, 2006 Benefits of Medical Marijuana During HCV Treatment An unlikely ally has been uncovered for Hepatitis C treatment. Interferon and ribavirin treatment is known to inflict severe side effects resulting in low retention rates. While the link is not yet concrete, medical marijuana appears to reduce those side effects, improving a person's chance of completing treatment. Study: Pot helps cure hepatitis C Wednesday, September 13, 2006 Tri-Valley Herald Newspaper By Josh Richman, STAFF WRITER Medical marijuana users are more likely to finish hepatitis C treatment and so are more likely to be cured, according to a newly published study conducted in San Francisco and Oakland. Other studies have shown marijuana relieves symptoms, but medical marijuana
About Me
U wanted 2 know who I am right??? I am just me. I am benevolent, generally but I can be a little demanding. My over-analyzing is going to be the woe of me. I am older than you. I am boring and plain and nothing special. I am over discomposure, searching for placidity. I dislike most of those whom I meet. I probably figured you out before you figured out yourself or me. HA, you won't figure me out. I don't fall in love often. I have been in love once and have had one long term relationship. I am not the girl who has a new boyfriend every month. I am not the girl who leads you on to make myself feel more important. That isn't fair. I am not the girl to play your game or your internet fallacies. I have other things to control in my life, like my children raging it up. I am not in a game to control your emotions for my own selfish reasons. Well, wait.. I may be falsifying that last statement a tad! ahha! I do appreciate respect, honesty & good hearted people.... I know very few!
Loss Of Desire
Ok this is to just clear the air and speak my mind cuz biting my tongue really gets to hurt AND I am the one that has too wake up every morning and look myself in the mirror. Lately with the ongoing's of my life others lives and the surroundings of them all and the intertwining has all fell apart n been brought into question MY LOYALTY N TRUST HAS BEEN BROUGHT INTO QUESTION and I personally never ever gave that up or reason for it to ever be in jepordy....If it came down to it maybe the people that question it are the people I should be asking bout theres just recentley it came to my attention to a brand new friend and I quote "If there's one thing this site has taught me, it's keep your friends close and your enemies closer. never in my life have i ever had so many people hate on me for reasons that don't even exist, and the people that i should have a beef with...hell we're cool. just when you think you're on a site for adults some stupid bitches gotta take shit back to highs
Tagged...ed
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun! 1: I am a closet American Idol fan 2: I really hate my friends baking most of the time, and never say anything 3: I love orange marmalade! 4: Sometimes when noone is looking i wonder if i can get away with hitting someone in Walmart. 5: I have over 300 pairs of shoes. 6: I play WoW. At least 4 hours a day. 7: I am completely in love. With who is a secret. 8: Halloween is my favorite religion. 9: I am addicted to Werthers Originals. 10: I think i have more underwear then an underwear model. Passed on to.... Gamer Girl tool_doll Dinathebitch red_rocker_gurl red wing hunny
Tag Your It!!!!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have two dogs 2. I enjoy sex (not with my two dogs, however) 3. I love snuggling 4. I am very easy going and laid back 5. I am quite shy when meeting someone for the first time. I do open up quickly, though. 6. I prefer to participate in sports rather than just watch. (that includes sex, too!) 7. I smoke but am thinking of giving it up 8. I seldom drink but certainly can hold my own. 9. I have never been to Europe. 10.I complain about it alot but I do like to take walks in very cold weather.. SENDING OUT TO: Lonelydreamer Blazing Nikita Last Kiss TammyLD Texas Harleybabe BlytheBecky Lonelydreamer
Tagged
I did this for Mailbroad cuz she tagged me :) Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Most times I have a dirty look on my face. 2. Fishinrod is my bestest online buddy. 3. I almost got ran over by a snow mobile once and have since been afraid of them. 4. I tipped over a jet ski once and have since been afraid of them. 5. I have a huge vintage (40's-70's) porn collection that I sell online :O 6. Liver and onions is one of my favorite meals. 7. I have Fred Flinstone looking feet. 8. I still get a kick out of watching Scooby-Doo. 9. I've never met anyone famous but I sat by Bob Seger at a Kid Rock concert once....didn't talk to
Tag
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun! 1: I love opera and ballet 2: I am terrified of flan. it seriously scares the daylights out of me. 3: I have really cute toes 4: when I get really angry I like to throw shoes. 5: I am a passenger seat road rager 6:I am currently hungry and about to get a bowl of cereal. 7: I am the only one of my blood relitaves who has a tattoo 8: I am a model for naughty vixenz. 9: I love having pictures taken of me 10: I have no clue what else to write ok now.... I tag... kameleonss Azriel nonya
Valintines Day
OK HERE WE GO .. I HAVE BEEN ON FUBAR FOR A YR NOW IN APRIL AND I HAVE MET SOME OF THE KINDEST PEOPLE I HAVE NEVER MET BEFORE EVEN IN REAL LIFE.. AND THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I CAN SAY ITS NICE TO KNOW THAT THERE ARE SUCH WONDERFUL PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD .IS IT THE NET WORLD? THAT MAKES YOU THAT WAY OR ARE YOU JUST THAT WAY IN REAL LIFE.. WHAT EVER THE CASE MAYBE . ITS NICE TO KNOW THAT U CAN MEET KIND AND GOOD PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD ..VALINTINES DAY IS NEAR AND AND I AM WONDERING HOW THAT DAY IS GOING TO BE SPENT. I AM NOT ON FUBAR TO TO MEET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE JUST MEET WONDERFUL NEW PEOPLE THAT I ENJOY TALKING TO ..SO FOR THOSE WHO READ THESE DAMM THINGS HAPPILY VALINTINES DAY TO THE PEOPLE IN MY FRIENDS LIST ..AND THANX FOR BEING A FRIEND.. SCOTT
I've Been Tagged
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. I find this kind of thing to be extremely annoying. 2. I'm sick as hell right now. 3. I have a brother who lives in Arizona. 4. I've never been west of the Mississippi River. 5. I was in the Army for five whole months. 6. I watch cartoons...frequently. 7. Gettysburg is my favorite movie. 8. I read even more than I watch cartoons. 9. I can draw anything if I can see it. 10. I am a wicked good cook. Desi Drew Lil Red Vixen Low Country Chameleon She's A Go Ghetta
Fat
fatness... does it really bother you so much, that you need to lump it in with the coruptness of the world and the fact that people are turning their backs on God? Quite interesting. Because no where did I ever see that being just a little fat was less of a sin than being really fat. So take your "sort of" fat bodies, and your very fat heads and go fuck yourself with a condom full of bees ~ ya fat haters. glitter-graphics.com glitter-graphics.com glitter-graphics.com glitter-graphics.com glitter-graphics.com
I Got Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. okay here goes ....... 1. I sometimes snort when I laugh hehe. 2. I sometimes pick my teeth with my earing. yuck! 3. I have a crazy hamster that likes to stare people out. 4. I have roughly 25 pets including rats, scorpions, centipedes, tarantulas, hamster, goldfish etc. 5. I drink too much vodka on a regular basis. 6. I smoke 20 cigs per day. 7. I have more gay friends than straight. 8. I stalk Justin on a regular basis. (In fact am doing it now) :-P 9 I have a thing about eyebrows its what I find most physically attractive in
E Temptations
Tonight you tempt me. And into temptation I will fall. I am bound by your instigation, and to attempt an escape beyond your sphere of relevance is futile. Dare me to watch, and watch I will. Mine eyes will wander beyond the screaming bytes, to see what is not visible, but understood. It is your subtle cues that confirm my suspicions, that tonight, memories will breed an unrelenting desire for you. Frozen by your captivating allure, I will be humbled by each passing frame, unable to look away, tangled firmly in your web of beauty. I know what you are trying to do, and I welcome the nervous anticipation. I want to explore you by uncovering the secrets that lay hidden beyond this matrix world, deeply guarded, but crying out for the "one" who can re-discover your tempting treasures.
Auction Is Over
AUCTION ENDS AT 6PM EST TODAY!!!!!!!! I'm up for auction click on the photo below to go to bid on me :D My 24th birthday is the 18th of this month and I also don't have a Valentine yet so.....whatcha waiting for? Go bid! Click the picture to go there & check the comments there to see all I'm offering and an idea of a few bonuses I'm going to throw in at certain amounts!:D XOXO 'Don't be shy...come on you know you wanna own me :D' @ fubar
Bom Chicka Wah Wah!!!!!!!
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Auction Results
BOBBYBONES IS THE NEW OWNER OF MYZTERY WITH A BID OF 150K and 3 month vip to start on march 3rd CUTE SEXY AUSSIE IS THE NEW OWNER OF TINKERBELLMN84 WITH A BID OF (2) 7 day blasts Ticker package 500,000 Fubucks AZZ KICKIN GRANNY IS OWNED BY SIMPLY AMAZING WITH A BID OF 230k FUBUCKS LACEY IS NOW OWNED BY JAK~~MEMBER OF FU-BOMBERS FAMILY WITH A BID OF A 7 DAY BLAST DJ IVORY IS NOW OWNED BY GARY DSC OWNER WITH A BID OF 270K FUBUCKS DJ LOYAL ARMYWIFE IS NOW OWNED BY DJ ICE WITH A BID OF 10000 fubucks 7 day blast and a ticker DJ SASSY IN NOW OWNED BY DJ LOYAL ARMY WIFE WITH A BID OF A 1 DAY BLAST SIMPLY AMAZIN IS NOW OWNED BY TEMPLAR KNIGHT WITH ABID OF 300k and 30 day blast DJ METAL MAGGS IS OWNED BY DJ ICE WITH A BID OF 30000 FU BUCKS AND A 3 DAY BLAST DJ ICE IS OWNED BY DJ LOYAL ARMY WIFE WITH A BID OF 15,ooo FuBucks + 7 day blast + Ticker
Just To Feel The Touch Of A Man
the touch of a man i would give anything to feel again. his hands on my face, while looking into my eyes and just wanting me, wanting to please every inch of my body and just taste me and feel me all over, while he lets me feel him kiss me and touch every part of my body and kiss every part of my body and leave no part of my body behind while we share the love and the embrace of one of anothers moans, and the way we breath and feel eachothers warm embrace of love making and letting eachother, be close and while we kiss passionately we just gaze into eachohters eyes and want eachother more and more while we share something so deep and just cuddle after wards....mmm that sounds nice.
Again With The Tears....
Hidden Tears We all feel it we all live it, some more than others We keep ourselves safe by showing the world What they want to see I let others see a happy and special friend Because deep inside I know that is all they seek I see others who’s beauty is beyond belief But still they are alone It is not their beauty they want to be loved for but who they are Others want to be someone else Someone they think others will find cool They fake who they are because the fear of who they are will run others away So many reasons for showing the world who we are for real Some never show who they are to keep control so they won’t be weak So that others can not take advantage of them As for me I am no different from everyone else I hide my feelings so no one will know how much I am in pain The pain of love being gone Pain that haunts my dreams The pain of knowing I will die alone with no one to tell me goodbye No one to hold me to tell me how much I mean to them Yes we all hav
Control
Control is but an illusion that can never be understood. When you try as hard as you can to reach towards it , it trickles out of your grasp like grains of sand in a web of time. So my solution is to give up trying to control my control and to join my control and let it control me. I will revel in my inner darkness and rejoice in my inner light and walk the fine line between both worlds, and never belong to either. I will be the shadows that haunt every thought.. I will be master of myself and a slave to my Incubus.. And never again will any mortal force have control over me ..
Random Bollox
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I am more random than a random thing 2.Fake people annoy me 3.I hate shit stirrers and confidence tricksters 4.I love all my true friends 5. I love surprising people :D 6...Those animated spotlight pics REALLY annoy me 7..Would you like an ice cream? 8.. I have trouble finding shoes to fit properly (kinda hard with a 70% titanium foot and no ankle lol) 9...I forgot if you wanted an ice cream? 10..What was that? I TAG Lisa Emsie Ashley Julia MJ
Bloggin For Ejaculatus
BULLETIN - a brief public notice issuing usually from an authoritative source; specifically: a brief news item intended for immediate publication or broadcast SILENCE!!!!!!! A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE GREAT OZ! GOOD PEOPLE OF FUBAR †BAUER† WANTS TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING THAT AFFECTS US ALL; NO, I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT GENITAL WARTS OR SEXUAL HARASSMENT LAWSUITS, I AM TALKING ABOUT BULLETIN ABUSE. NOW I REALIZE YOU THINK PEOPLE WHO POST TWO BULLETINS EVERY FIFTEEN MINUTES ALL DAY ARE JUST FUCKING INSANE SHUT IN ASSHOLES WHO TALK TO THE POSTMAN AND ORDER PEZ DISPENSERS OFF OF EBAY, BUT I AM HERE TO TELL YOU THEY ARE NOT. THEY HAVE A SICKNESS, A DISORDER AND BEWARE!!!! YOU COULD CATCH IT NEXT. I AM TALKING ABOUT BULLETIN EJACULATUS --> --> --> --> THE DETAILS ON THIS COMMON AND STRANGE DISORDER ARE SKETCHY, MAYBE EVEN MADE UP. EITHER WAY I AM HERE TO HELP YOU IDENTIFY IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE VICTIMS BECAUSE EDUCATION IS PREVENTION. SYMPT
Politics!
Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this! A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him . He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in
What The Fuck?!?
IF THIS OFFENDS YOU.... GOOD There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me "Whiteboy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman" and that's OK. But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towelhead, Sand-nigger, camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink you call me a racist. You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET(White Entertainment Television) we'd be Racists. If we had a White Pride Day you would call us racists. If we had White History Month, we'd be racists. If we had any organization for only whites to "advance" our lives, we'd be racists. If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships, you know we'
The Ones I Own
YOU WANNA TALKING ABOUT OWNING SOMEONE... WELL HERE ARE THE ONES I OWN AND THEY ARE AWESOME TO OWN... CHECK THEM OUT AND SHOW THEM MAD LOVE IT WILL BE RETURNED... TKS ~PebblesinAZ~ OwN3d by Domking123~@ fubar ~*~The Fallen One~*~Neon X-treem security~*~Member of Az's Angels~*~@ fubar *♥SÚLŦRY™♥*ÇÈõ õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.@ fubar MAYBE MORE TO COME...
Tag Your It...........
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I am a single Mom and Have been since I was 18 yrs old.... 2) I am compulsive about keeping up with my family and friends spread out around the U.S. due to a promise I made my Grandmother before she died.... 3)I am addicted to romance novels have read over 10,000 of them and then some 4) I read atleast 1 book a day everyday and have since I was 12 yrs old 5) I have watched the same soap operas on ABC for over 30 yrs now 6) I am an EX smoker that quit smoking over 6+ yrs ago and has now developed an oral fixation..lol 7) I'm a soft touch for anyone that is hurting or needs help but sshhhhh..... 8) I have
Salutes
I haven't taken a lot of new pics lately, so I'd like to change that. I've decided to make salutes for my friends on here. I don't know if anyone will even request one, but I'll offer the service anyway, lol. I just have a few rules: 1.) Please private message me about it, no shouts or comments on here. 2.) Please have spoken to me before and "know" me at least a little before you request one. 3.) I will do NSFW salutes, but not for just anyone. So don't get pissy with me if I won't do one for you. 4.) If you'd like to offer anything as payment, that would be greatly appreciated, but not required. Bribing will be acknowledged, but not always accepted. :P I think that pretty much sums it all up. If you're interested just send me a private message and let me know. If you have any requests about the salute just include that in the message. If not, you will get a generic sign of your name and maybe a message from me. :) Take care friends! ♥
Sporks In Jail (help Protect Child Abuse)
CLICK TO READ STORYOR MAY HAVE TO COPY LINK: http://www.khou.com/topstories/stories/khou080212_tj_seawallbaby.b6a1bc9b.html The Brazoria County District Attorney confirmed to 11 News that Caren Kohberger was arrested by FBI agents in New York Tuesday afternoon on a charge of endangering a child. Seawall baby's mother arrested in New York 07:38 PM CST on Tuesday, February 12, 2008 KHOU.com staff report The mother of a baby boy, whose body was found dumped near the Galveston Seawall last month, has been arrested by federal agents in New York. Brazoria County District Attorney Jeri Yenne confirmed to 11 News that Caren Kohberger was arrested by FBI agents Tuesday afternoon. Caren Kohberger was arrested Tuesday in New York. She is charged with child endangerment in connection to her son Alijah's death. A FBI spokeswoman said Kohberger was arrested after she was released from Bellevue Hospital’s mental ward Tuesday afternoon. She is being held in a New York
Stop Child Abuse! God Has A New Little Angel....
Feel free to rip any of these to suppost the cause! The abuse must stop!
Tagged By Rikk...
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. Ok... Since I am sick and can't think... These are 10 things about me in DJ Mystery's eyes quoted directly from him... 1) you're funny 2) you're sweet 3) you're definitely understanding 4) you're pretty 5) you have your head on straight....unlike me 6) very easy going 7) good sense of humor 8) likes all the good 80's music 9) witty 10) great friend to have But seriously... making me think while sick... Rikk this is so not fair! My theme is 2's. LOL. 1) I had 2 dogs growing up... Both were pure bread Buff colored cocker spaniels. 2) I currently have 2 cats... Both Black and White. 3) I had 2 Painted Turtles named Gilligan and Ginger. 4) I had 2 Alligator Snappers named Sugar and Spice AKA Sassy and Sweetie. 5) I started with 2 mice and ended up with 50 at one point.
Hey Everyone
Hey guys, been pounding any tight young pussy. Stalker dream up date - nothing. He just left me hanging. He some how captured me, had me chained naked to the bed and we torturing my clit with one of my stun guns, that he stole while going through my room. "He really took a lot of time while searching my panty drawer!" ***giggle giggle*** I don't know how he captured me. I have seen the struggle or what ever. Right now it ok, but I want to see it all. What do you think? Did he grab me in a parking lot? Catch me at a party and drag me out by my her? Did he trick me into meeting him some where, and beat me until had control? Did he drug me at a party or somewhere? What would you do to? How would you capture my body? I know how my friend Mark did it. Mixture of liquid ecstasy, crystal, and ghb. He is really proud of himself and his friends love him. After all who won't after having my 18 year old body drugged, chained and gagged for a weekend for anything you want. Let m
I Can’t Handle The Pressures Of Fubar Anymore
I can say with ease, that there is maybe no one, in all of Fubar, who receives the amount of scrutiny that I do. If I blog about girls, I am a sexist pig. If I blog about my son, I am doing it for good P.R. Despite all of that, the one thing you'd never hear me say is, "I can't handle the pressure of fubar." Are you fucking kidding me? Over and over again I see people threatening to delete their page because of the high school antics, the fighting, and their in ability to get off the site. Being childish and stupid is one of the best parts of being here. We have to be serious all day for our normal lives. I compare being on here to being drunk. Here we say and do things that we normally wouldn't do because we are protected by being on-line. Just like you can ride the excuse that you might of had TEE MANY MARTOONIES If you can't walk away from here...you have bigger problems than this site. You are bored, and Fubar is all you have to fill it. Get a fucking hobby, download
No Its Not About Sex
ANOTHER THING THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF .IS HOW CAN A MOTHER LEAVE A CHILD IN A CAR FOR SEVEN FREAKING HOURS . TO COME OUT AND DISCOVER THAT HER CHILD IS DEAD . I FIND THAT THE MOST STUPIDIST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD . HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW YOUR CHILD IS NOT WITH YOU . DO WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY ON PEOPLE WHO JUST DON'T CARE ANY MORE IM GLAD I HAVE A HEART AS BIG AS TEXAS LOL .I TOOK MY BABIES WITH ME EVERWHERE I WENT WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG AND MY 10 YEAR OLD STILL GOES WITH HIM . I DON'T TRUST TO MANY PEOPLE WITH MY CHILD .AND LEAVING A CHILD IN A CAR SO YOU CAN GO OUT AND PARTY I FIND THAT TOTALLY DISGUSTING YOU NEED TO BE HOG TIED AND THROWN IN THE TRUNK ..... AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN BREATH AND BROUGHT OUT AND PUT BACK IN AGAIN .
Sex......
Why is that guys can be so nice and do almost anything for you.... And when it cums to sex once they get the booty for the first time.... They start to act like an ass after that... Females don't act that way when they are in relationships we are the same person the whole time... I am so tired of guys being so fake and bragging all the time bout thing they have or have done... Us females just love to have fun and fuck.... So why do you guys act like that... If you men have an answer to this I would love to here... As for you females just keep it real and don't let no guys get you down... So holla at us.... This is Amber signing off.....
That One
I met you on a shady day I remember the fold of your hands You were someone my interest found instantly Big eyes, print shirt, gaze direct It would have been work for me not to smile Your softness, I thought, could bend strong wills Later I learned Bending was never your intention Finding always was
Weird And Random Stuff About Dman
Okay well first of all this is my first blog and I wouldn't be doing this if I weren't required to by a very good friend of mine who shall remain nameless. I'll just use her initials... A.N.G.E.L.I.C.A. If you are tagged you have to list ten random or weird things about you and post in a blog, then choose five more suckers, uh I mean friends to tag and they do the same so it becomes this endless chain of craziness and you can't tag the one who tagged you. Moving on I was tagged and now I will tag someone else because I consider myself the SHIT, not "IT". 1,2,3 not it! Sorry about that I turned into a five year old for a second there, anyways here goes ten randomly weird things you hate about me... 1) I love to read and my fave authors include Stephen King, Dean Koontz, and Robert Jordan 2) I am an extreme procrastintor................ oh forget it I will finish this later! 3) I smell everything, well not everything cuz that would be gross but like soda, chairs, food, my hands
I Got In!!
I am very excited to announce that I have officially been accepted into the Pacific Graduate School Of Psychology! Finally, all my efforts have been recognized! Love you all! Teresa
My Pregnant Doggie
Ok, so here is what I did. I am reading Stephanie Lynn's blog awhile back about her possibly wanting another little doggie. And hearing her tale of her doggie it kinda makes me want one. So I go investigating breeds, looking up breeders, researching the breeds, looking on the internet for certain types of dogs. It was a toss up between a daschund, a min pin or a teacup poodle. I eventually settled on a female half min pin half daschund, perfect right. We adopted her from being put to sleep at the local animal shelter. I found her on pet finder.com by accident, and fell in love with her picture not knowing she was right here in my town and half n half of the two seperate breeds my husband and I were at odds about. I saw it as a sign that she was meant for me. Turns out she is a wonderful, sweet, HOUSE TRAINED (thank the lord) most loveable dog I have ever seen. And unbenounced to us at the time, she was/is pregnant. Took her to the vet a few days after I got her to see about getting
Tagged
Ok I have been tagged and have to come up with 10 random things about me... 1. I am a sci-fi nerd...Child of Star Wars I guess 2. I am a clean freak besides a fitfreak 3. I ran with the bulls in spain 4. I have a huge phobia of wasps....I HATE them...they creep me out 5. Besides english I speak fluent Dutch and Spanish 6. Wish I pursued a career as a police SWAT team....but I couldn't get through the par tof having to be a street cop first and having to give people tickets. I just want to kick in doors and bust the REAL bad people 7. I watch alot of History, Science, National Georgraphic channel and other 8. I love play dumb. Then people either underestimate me or don't pay attention to me Big mistake 9. I feel music is the soundtrack to our lives. When I hear a sone it ALWAYS makes me think of the time when I was first listening to it. Especially the music I listed to in high school and College 10. I love talking and hanging out with women instead of mo
Happy Valentines Day!
Our Cd Is Finally Done! 19 Songs
Some of you have been asking when the CD is coming out...well its here! If you havent heard our music, check out my "stash" some of it is in there. We also have 6 songs on our music page at WWW.MYSPACE.COM/LOCUSTANDSWYLLA If you like what you here....ORDER A COPY :) Support independent musicians!
Stalker Strikes
YES, he's back. Sorry if I seem excited, but I love being stalked and when I can't have a real stalk the dream ones will have to do. Yes, I'm being blackmailed by my friend Mark. Looks like he has every plan to make me his personal whore, his personal profit. OK I WANT IT ALL - STALKER AND BLACKMAILER - FUCK I WANT MORE THEN THAT. This dream wasn't just a flash back of him stun gunning my clit. It was the whole dream from the beginning except the capture. Yeah thats the bad part, I still haven't seen how he gets me. Back at the beginning he sees me walking out of gymnastics in my little body suit as i climb in my jeep. Guess he liked my little ass as I climbed in. From that minute on he watch my every move. Broke in and went through my bedroom, my closet, my bathroom. He enjoyed himself as he went through the 3 drawer of panties. He seems to prefer the ones that look like little girl, with ruffles, and lace. Guess he liked me looking 12. He really liked the stuff hidden
Staff Meeting
hey all staff we are having a meeting to try to help us get better get aqhold of me and let me know good times for you thank you DJPhilburg360
Tagger
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourselfAt the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. I was tagged with this once before and wasn't going to do it because I felt self-centered for thinking up all these things about me. Being that I've been tagged again AND I suppose it is interesting to hear things about people you didn't know before I decided to cooperate. So here it is... 1. I've found it hard to come up with 10 things being that I'm an open book and completely normal :-S 2. I dated a freshman when I was a senior. 3. I was born in Phoenix, Arizona. 4. I like my butt. 5. Math and Science were my favorite subjects in school. 6. I'm a perfectionist when it comes to most things. 7. My dad died whe
Me, Life
Ok folks, i don't know how many of you actually pay attention to blogs, but i am fixing to find out. Back in the middle of November my wife (which is manic and bi-polar) moved out with all her stuff in tow to our other home and told me she wanted a divorce. A divorce which was long over due and i am giving that to her and all the sudden out of the clear blue she decides to contest it. I am a disabled veteran, a little info on that i have 6 disks in my lower lumbar that are either gone, going, or trying to go. Along with that the main trunk nerve going out of my spinal column on the left side is 50% severed so i am lucky to be walking. On top of all of it, with my last check up with the VA i now have Type II hypertension, and they suspect an enlarged heart as well. I have lived a hard life. Have lived a rough life, but i would not change any of it including my time in the service. What i would appreciate are your thoughts every once in a while if you are not religious, and
Pleasure Without Sex
Laying in bed on my stomach, snuggled up with a pillow. My hair drapped down the side of me. I awaken to your soft lips kissing up my bare back. I get goosebumps from how aroused I am. I turn on my side to give your hands access to my breasts. Kissing my neck you fondel my breast. I push my ass back into you to let you know I want you. Your hand wanders down to my panties. Alittle rubbing and then your hand sneaks in to find me very warm and welcoming. You can't resist.. You position me on my back and make your way in between my legs. Telling me you want a taste! OMG I cant control myself now. Your tongue is so soft and warm I get off way to fast. You tell me now you can go back to sleep baby!.. A kiss on the lips seals the deal!.. and alittle "That was all for you baby".........and then I drift back to sleep! *yea right like that would really happen..all though I can fantasize right!!!!!!!!!
Vanilla Pudding Robbery
This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more tha
Hateful People
You know its a damn shame when someone comes here to relax and have fun, get away from the real hate filled world, and instead get trashed by others who must not have very much self esteem of their own. I dont really care if i get any responses but i do care that one of my best friends felt the need to remove himself from a competition because of nasty people. Grow up this isnt grade school! Remember what goes around comes back and bites ya in the Ass! Scotty I love ya babe!
Valentines Day
today is Valentines day. and once again this year im alone and single. yep yepp sucks to be me. normaly on this day i go crazy trying to cope with being alone loveless if u will. because u see im not happy i havent been happy for along time it ties in with the hole not smileing thing i do the reast of the year . now dont get me wrong i have had 1 Valentine maybe 2 not shure cant really remeber . that yeah i was happy. but anymore life just sucks. always alone always feeling like im ready to brake down in tears. but u know what everyone life sucks. so what do i do i think of the very few times i was happy and try to play them over and over again in my head just trying to make it though the day. today of all days is the worst. so please spear me the Valentines day is the day when love rules load of shit anyone who is single can see that today of all days is just a day to sell candy condoms and flowers. nothing more. if it was full of love and shit i would be smileing right know because
My Thank Yous!
These wonderful people helped me earn my happy hour! Go show them some love! And be sure and level those people up TOMORROW NIGHT @ 11pm Fubar Time (that's 1am Saturday, Central) I am pretty sure I have everyone on here, but if for some reason I don't please let me know and I'll add you! First off, my lovely slave. Often stickied my bully and bombed me more then I bombed myself. Hopeless Romantic @ fubar This lovely lady not only stickied many bulletins, she VIP'd me so I stuck out more! ~Mz Attitude~ @ fubar This wonderful daddy helped me stay sticky! CaTDaddy@ fubar Shadow Levelers and Demon Crew ☺Katie☺@ fubar $ç()øTéR™@ fubar ♪LilBamaGirl♪@ fubar Heretic Goddess@ fubar ♪♫♥♥Teresa♪♫♥♥@ fubar
Intresting Truth
Pяoмisєs Mєαи Evєяyтнiиg Bυт Afтєя Tнєу Aяє Bяoкєи Soяяу'z Mєαи Noтнiiиg....
Hiphopopotamus Vs. Rhymenoceros
This is so hilarious! love it!!
For My Fu-family!!! ♥
I am sorry I have not been checking in as much as I should. I have missed you all so very much!!! I absolutely love coming in to see so much love waiting for me to see!!! I want to tell you that I love you all so very much for being yourselves always and for just being awesome people to boot!!! I will try to make something very special for each of you, if this computer cooperates with me LOL! Kisses for all of you coupled with HUGE hugs!!! xoxo you are the BEST!!!!!!! Alana
Pussy
now im often subject to self introspective moods and i was starting to think here lately that my addiction to sex was because of pussy. I am a sex addict but im not gay i don't blow ppl just to blow them. i think its all cause of pussy. i just get too damn excited when its present. the tast, look, feel, smell, sight of it just seems to be the root of a good chunk of my problems. when you meet a girl, it can be a friendly chit chat and what not i'm sure, but all i think about is what their pussy tastes like. how they shake and moan when their legs r wrapped around my head. sex is just fun and dandy, but trully pussy is the whole reason i exsist. they all look different, but simaller. most taste oh so sweet and just look so divine. now because of my problems i've encountered so many things that r just not visually appealling, but for pussy i'll just put up with them. i learned about so many different STD's because of my fetish [and i do mean fetish, as in i can't get off unless pussy i
Tag-ur-it
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1. I'M THE OLDEST OF 5 CHILDREN BORN TO MY PARENTS 2. BORN IN CHICAGO, NOW LIVING IN THE SUBURBS BECAUSE THE CITY WAS JUST TOO CRAZY FOR ME! 3. I WAS MOLESTED AT KNIFE POINT, SO I CAN BE SOMEWHAT DISTANT AT TIMES! 4. I AM AN EX-GANG MEMBER OF A LARGE STREET GANG FROM CHICAGO, DJ'ING SAVED MY LIFE! 5. I AM FAT BUT LOSING WEIGHT, SO I CAN HAVE THE GASTRIC BYPASS SURGERY TO LOSE THE REST AND KEEP IT OFF, I HAVE A THYROID PROBLEM THAT KEEPS ME THE WAY I AM NOW! 6. I'M SHY AT FIRST BUT ONCE I GET TO KNOW SOMEONE, WATCH OUT! I AM A CHATTERBOX! 7. I'M A HOPELESS ROMANTIC, YES WE STILL EXIST! 6. I AM A VERY ACCOMPLISHED DJ / RECORDI
Tag Your It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1.i am real shy in person, but outgoing online 2. i am a overachiever at somethings 3. i love going for walks in cemeteries 4. i seem to make friends with girls easier than guys 5. i am the oldest of 3 6. i have a birth defect on my right ear, so im partially deaf 7. i play drums and bass guitar 8. my wife is my best friend 9.im moody but put a front on to cover it 10.i have my family traced back to the 1400's and have found over 14,000 indivuals Ok now who gets this torture: DJ nilla sweetiepie steffi dj mofo russ
Blonde Jokes
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright, they're grand. Q: What do you call a blond mother-in-law? A: An air bag. Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs? A: To avoid the draft. Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? A: Because it said 'concentrate'. Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS? A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125. Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE PUT HER FINGER OVER THE NAIL WHEN SHE WAS HAMMERING? A: The noise gave her a headache. Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE HAVE BLISTERS ON HER LIPS? A: From trying to blow out lightbulbs. Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? A: She heard that the drinks were on the house. Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route. Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A LIGHTBULB? A: The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on. Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked
Seal The Deal
SEAL THE DEAL We are off to an amazing start. You know now You will always have my heart. When I think of you I feel ten feet tall. Trust in me I'll never let you fall Nothing or no one can change my mind. Our past is just that we'll leave it behind. One day you wont have to wonder. My love is stronger than all the thunder. Temptation to stray is always there. But, whats important is that I dont care. You are the only one for me. Not being there for you I don't ever see. I can tell you love me very much. I can see it every time we touch. I wish I could show you how I truely feel. Maybe someday I'll seal the deal. I love you!!!! Written by: Michael Garcia For: My special someone
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Dear Bob
I go to this site online to bait conservatives. Yes, I know, mature. So anyway, this guy tells his story of growing up in the sixties as a mixed-race child, and how his mother made him lie about it and say that he had some kind of skin disease that made him produce too much melanin. He asked what the state of racism was in the US today. Almost immediately he got a reply saying something about how yes, racism was dreadful, and that the replyer felt that racist groups like "the KKK, UNCF, NAACP and Miss Black America" should be banned. I sat there with my jaw brushing the floor. I've visited the United Negro College Fund site. They offer scholarships to anyone, free of discrimination. The NAACP states on their site that they fight against discrimination in all its forms, and that they want a world free for everyone to be happy. The KKK? "Don't bother trying to join if you are not white and over 18, foreigners and atheists need not apply." That would be enough, but the
Contest Closed And The Winner Is.....
The Winners of The Valentine's Day $1,000,000 24 Hour Challenge Contest is... MysticalDreams with... 77rates X 5 points=385 + 6704comments= total 7089 The following contestants had... Tamster92574 with... 21rates x 5 points=105 + 6109comments= total 6214 JC with... 148rates x5 points=740 + 549comments= total 1289 First place wins $1,000,000 Fu-Bucks Due to all contestants and their bombing crews having a Drama-Free contest... Second and Third Place... will also win $250,000 Fu-Bucks Thank you to the contestants and all that participated and made this a fun and drama-free contest!! Congratulations to all three contestants!! Be on the look out for another $1,000,000 contest sponsored by The Confederate Bomber Family in the very near future.
~upmost Respect~
Yesterday I was on my way to see my daughter...I was driving along the highway and kept noticing oncoming vehicles pulled over to the side of the road. this went on for miles. Even Semi trucks ...all pulled off the side of the road. Then it dawned on me: I am in line with a funeral procession. You see here in Oklahome when oncoming traffic comes upon a funeral procession it is in the upmost repect for the departed to pull off to the side of the road to pay your respects as the departed is making his last trip to his final resting place. You turn your headlights on and let all in procession go by. This can be the greatest gift for the family of the departed to see the respect shown to thier lost loved one. I was on the phone with my friend LoneWolf from california and was amazed that he had never heard of it but he also agreed it was the most respectful thing to do. So I was wonderin, does your state do the same...cause here in Oklahoma that is how we roll!!!! I am proud of this
What I Want To Be When I Grow Up
I have a good job. Truth be told, I have the kind of job people would kill for. I make decent money and yet manage time to blog and have my own radio show. Even though I am lucky in that aspect, I will say this…when I was a kid, I didn't not have aspirations of taking X-rays or Ct scans for a living. Needless to say due to maturity, well, immaturity, and hormones, what I wish I could do for a living then, and what I wish I could do for a living now are two totally differerent things. So… Here is what I would do for a living if I had the choice. BODY ARTIST- I think that the painting of the female body and the creation of body molds is such a wonderful form of artistic expression. The shapes the designs… the rubbing my hands all over the hot bodies of females! Seriously… Nothing would make me more happy than to grope and rub shit all over a hot girl, look at her husband, and say… That will be $1,000. Sperm Donor- Whats the negative here? You jerk off a
Scumfucks
MARCH 18, 2008 11:30 CHECK OUT THIS UNSOLICITED MAIL I RECEIVED HERE ON FUBAR! check out the email address : well hung arian??? LOLOLOL from: wellhungarianforyou@yahoo.com subject: Yahoo! Auto Response received: 03/18/2008 11:28 pm replied: no block this member Thank you for your response. If you are interested in a tantra session with either myself or with us as a couple or alone with a female Tantrica Student you will reach us quicker if you call for Alex at 818-397-3367 For general information http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/650629/the_tantric_student.html Thank you again and have a fabulously pleasurable day! CHECK OUT THIS UNSOLICITED MAIL I RECEIVED HERE ON FUBAR! from: wellhungarianforyou@yahoo.com subject: Yahoo! Auto Response received: 03/18/2008 11:28 pm replied: no block this member Thank you for your response. If you are interested in a tantra session with either myself or with us as a couple o
Train Crash
Train was runing on signals to go through sideing, oncomeing ran its signal to stop. Some fool jumped.
Ambulance Driver
BUT I'M JUST AN AMBULANCE DRIVER!!! Standing in chest deep water,freezing rain falling and stinging as it hits the exposed parts of my body. Holding her head above water to keep her from drowning until rescue could get there to cut her free--- BUT I'M JUST AN AMBULANCE DRIVER comforting a 89 year old woman who just watch me and my partner cover the face of her husband of 64 years as he lay dead in their bathroom floor--- BUT I'M JUST AN AMBULANCE DRIVER on scene at an mva with mom trapped upside down in her car and her dead sons body laying on top of her without a second thought for my own safety i crawl into the wreckage to take C-spine control and calm the frantic lady--- BUT I'M JUST AN AMBULANCE DRIVER called away from my just prepared meal to respond to the middle of B.F.E to a house with no numbers,no porch light on,nobody waiting to signal us in and they bitch because we took too long only to find out the patient left P.O.V ten minutes ago...so we smile and walk aw
Women's Drink
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. 'First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice.' So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He Thinks - this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. .... In one second the sharp lime tas
Holley
Holley, You know I'm thinking of you, I can only relate my own experinces with what you are going thuough. but mine seam trivial to what you have been thru- but in some way I've been thru the place where your at - and this was me in one of my darkest hours - ************************** It's Dark and gloomy - some day's it's a feeling thats hard to get rid of I often feel this way.... Life overwhelms me. Lost in the chaos. Amuck in the mire. Drowning in life. Lonliness prevails. I have heard it said that the song "Heartbreak Hotel" was written by a maid after she found the suicide note of a poor, lost soul. The note simply read, "I walk a lonley road". A simple sentence. A profound message of epic proportion. Quite easy to suffocate on the emptiness of life. Lungs seizing, chest heaving, heart spasming and mind reeling to cope with the mindless reality of it all. Oh, death come quickly, for this one thing I pray. I see no other options, I see no other way. A lo
Kiss Me I'm Italian
^< A LITTLE ITALIAN PRIDE >^
I Am Considering
I have been thinking of creating some Hypnosis CDs. I am just wondering how many of you would be interested in such CDs. I am considering creating some CDs of my stories that I have written and also some CDs about sexual enhancement while hypnotized. Yes... it would be my voice on the CDs. Before I lay out a bunch of cash for the recording equipment I would like to do some market research first. Who would be interested if I were to create such CDs?
Damn You Tiffy!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I SWEAR I HAVE ADHD THUS IM EASILY BORED 2. I LOSE MYSELF IN MUSIC WHEN IM SAD 3. I CRY WHEN I SEE SOMETHING SAD ON TV 4. I SWEAR ENTIRELY TOO MUCH 5. I ONCE HID IN MY ROOM SCARED TO DEATH OF A WASP LMFAO! 6. I'D RATHER SCRUB TOILETS THAN DO DISHES 7. MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE COLOR IS HUNTER GREEN 8. IM A HUGE PROCRASTINATOR 9. I LOVE DRIVIN FAST JAMMIN TO SOME TUNES 10. I'M EXTREMELY STUBBORN OK IM GOIN TO TAGG SQUIRT NATE PEACHY SHELL WATERS
What's Your Sign ?
OK THIS CAN BE FUN JUST LOOK BELOW AND FIND YOUR SIGN AND SEE WHAT IT MEANS ,, AQUARIUS-I AM THE WIFEY/HUBBY TYPE GEMINI-I FU** BETTER THAN YOUR EX CANCER- I CAN MAKE YOU LOVE ME ! LEO- I FU** LIKE NO OTHER ARIES-I AM THE BEST AT SEX LIBRA- I AM GREAT IN BED SCORPIO-I WILL MAKE YOU SCREAM MY NAME SAGITTARIUS- I AM SEXY AS HELL TAURUS-I HAVE GREAT LIPS TO KISS WITH CAPRICORN-I CAN HAVE SEX ALL NIGHT LONG PISCES-I AM A LOVER NOT A HATER VIRGO-WHEN I PUT IT ON YOU ...YOU WILL BE SPRUNG FOR LIFE .. THIS WAS E-MAILED TO ME FROM A FRIEND IT IS FUNNY ...THE DESCRIPTIONS ...
My Son's New Computer Case
Story Part 1
Lighting flashes in the distance casting his shadow on the stone work around him. A sound to his left brings him to attention slipping behind the a crumbleing wall where he is hidden. A woman dressed in fine silks walks to where his fire burns bright. Knealing she studies whats around her then stands turning towards him. Hunkering down even lower he watches as she walks towards his hideing place. " come out Sire for I wish to see you," she says with a cool air. After a few moments without him showing she turns away slowly unlaceing her dress. As if the wind has the same thoughts as this woman a breeze slowly helps slideing the dress away. Standing before the fire she looks over her shoulder looking at him a sly smile spreading across her lips. Standing slowly he walks to her lighting dances in the air above them. Turning to face him her voice a soft whisper "do you not find me attractive sire?" that same smile on her lips as her eyes drift up and down his body. His eyes glea
Respect
sorry if i pissed anyone off, oh fucking well... i have a respect for women that most men dont... and the fact that the name is what it is proves theres no respect at all... if there was it wouldnt be that, even from the beginning... sorry if dont call wome whores, sluts traps, or bitches... its just not the way i was raised and i wont relate myself to that... so what hes you friend... but how would you feel if someone called you a whore... whether he is talking about you or not... it is disrespectful to all women... THAT IS MY OPINION... TAKE OR LEAVE IT... CONDEM ME OR NOT... I DONT CARE ANYMORE
Vip
I want to thank all my friends and family that help me get my VIP...You are truly wonderful people....Again thank you....
Mommys Little Angels
MOMMYS LITTLE ANGELS FOR MY TWINS 02/17/08 WELL MOMMYS LITTLE ANGELS I WANT YOU TO KNOW IM THINKING OF YOU. IT HAS BEEN 9 YEARS SINCE GOD TOOK YOU FROM US. I WOUNDER WHATYOU BOTH LOOK LIKE AND HOW BIG YOU HAVE GROWN? WHAT YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM WOULD BE AND WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN YOUR BIG BROTHER MIKEY IN? I STILL DONT KNOW WHY YOU WERE TAKEN? THE EMPTINESS I FELT WHEN U LEFT ME WAS SO PAINFUL. DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG THAT U BOTH DID NOT WANT ME AS YOUR MOMMY? DID GOD NEED YOU MORE? IF SO COULD HE HAD WARNED ME OF HIS PLANES FOR YOU BOTH? DADDY AND I HAVE ALWAYS WOUNDERED THIS. I KNOW THAT YOU BOTH ARE LITTLE ANGELS WATCHING OVER US, AND I KNOW THAT YOU ARE UP THERE WITH POP, MOM, AND PAPA GAIL. I HOPE THAT YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I MISS YOU. I WAS GIVEN ONE GIFT BEFORE YOU LEFT ME. I WAS ABLE TO SEE ON THAT TV IN THE DOCTORS OFFICE. HOWEVER, I ONLY WISHED I COULD HAVE FELT YOU , HOLD YOU BOTH AND EVEN TO KISS YOUR LITTLE HEADS GOOD NIGHT. I HAVE ALWAYS BEE
Unbelievable!
Shes only 54,000 points away from making Godmother, and I see people trying to help others that are far from that?..:( Not to mention the number of people that I have helped level without so much as a thank you? This is getting ridiculous and it makes me sad. Hopefully I have some good friends that can help her make this tonight! Please hit her page with lots of rates and add her as a friend! Please Please Please! ☠☠☠BrightEyedArtist☠☠☠@ fubar
Soooooo Close!!!!!
I am $600,000 K short of outbidding for tomorrows Spotlight! I am soooooo close! HELP ME MY SUPER FANTASTIC FU FRIENDS! much love, PebblesinAZ
Change Dammit
I am sitting here thinking bout the person i was in the past..the person i am at present and the person i want to become..I am pleased with who i am..a smart, spunky, big-hearted, Boston Irish woman..and im happy..dammit im happy..I have a few personal things to fix like get a job..go back to school..but i know i will have a job in a week or 2 and i will be in school and have less to worry bout after i save in a year or 2..things will work out woot woot..Three years ago i woulda hid under a couch and cried..thinkin ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....lol...but I changed ..i am a more positive person now...I don't care what ppl think of me...and i don't let the things I Can't change bother me...but so many ppl it seems use thier past as a weapon..as a reason to hurt others..how cool is that??/ Reverting back to a teenager ...these ppl generally are the most unhappy ppl ...do urself a favor and change...its hard i know..doors get slammed in ur face over and over but it makes u a stronger person..a bett
These Are The Days Of My Life Aka Drama
so last night i was on fubar and i posted a mumm as a joke about a friend of mine, here it is so my friend is going back out with this guy that she has dated on and off for about two years. Anyways she just changed her name to HAPPILY TAKEN!!! it so not like her to do that. It make me want to throw up. i ment it as a joke i always post mumms that are ment to be jokes/funny much to my surpise i find this as a comment on it from her ..> It's MY LIFE you are just in it and in ALL honesty you really ARE NOT in it anymore. If you don't like who I am with then just walk away. It's not like you wanna call or hang out any more so it's whatever. You should try fixin your life instead of tryin to fuck up mine or tell me how unhappy you are because I am with him. You have never liked him and thats fine its your choice, but you really wanna lose a friend over this. You decide and let me know!!!! then she posted a blog on fubar I am so tired of people saying "I am your friend".
The Lovely Sexy Ladies I Own !!! Check Them Out
OK OK .. so lately I admit I have been a little adicted to these auctions .. i bid like crazy and sometimes i win .. these are the girls i currently own and i will keep this updated as they move on or i own more ... NEWEST ADDITIONS FROM THE LIVE FUBAR AUCTION HELD IN MY LOUNGE XXX TABOO XX doppelgänger LiTTLE MiSS ViXEN♫SER♫Greeter/Promoter~RaW~☆NgC☆DJ Eternal’s Little Girl JUST A FEW OF MY OWNED GIRLS!!! THESWEETESTCOWGRLFIREFIGHTEREVER*** SOUTHERN SEX SYMBOLS ~*KissMeMt*~{owned by The Big Mike}~*~*{{Owned by AngerFedders}~*~* ..ღ.. Livin Life My Way ..ღ.. NEW ONES from Domking's Auction... ~♥~MommaTasha~♥~Fu Cherrie Bombers(OWNED BY ΤhΣ ßîg ΜîκΣ ) ~Sassy~Promoter4DDR*GothicSoldiersStalker*FU/GF2Tazman76692*OwnedByTheBigMike~ Angel Owned by *The Big Mike* `*~*`LIL Miss Military Brat`*~*`Sgt. Raider's Bad Girl
The Big Lie (really Freaking Long!! Lol)
I've been thinking a lot about the internet lately. thinking about the pros and cons of it all. I've come to the conclusion that the internet can be a giant trap. You start off thinking how wonderful it is that you can meet people all over the world in an instant. And in that respect, it is kind of cool. However, you talk to these people for a while and build "friendships", and sometimes "relationships". Don't get me wrong, I have met some wonderful people online. A couple of whom are completely indispensable and my closest friends. This is, however, out of the literally hundreds of people that i have "met" online. The internet lulls you into a false sense of security. You talk candidly with someone online and you begin to form a bond with them. You begin to think that you know them. Therein lies the trap. You don't even realize that you are missing information and materials that are integral to truly getting to know someone. In real life conversations, there are visual cues and
Hey
I'm back!!!If you were previously on my friends list feel free to add me again.I am all out of picture rates today,compliments of being fresh and new.I will get to anyone I didn't rate when my picture rates are back up
Ready
its almost time to start my new life...um really looking forward to it..but there is a lil caution because i am not sure bout how long it will take me to find work...but thats a concern anyone would have. but it all goes away because i have found the woman of my dreams... i cant wait to get there to get everything back on track and just spend time with her, hold her while she sleeps....even go to walmart 3 or 4 times a day with her lol....yes casey we all know u shop that much lol. i feel i have found who i was looking for in life..i promise u that no matter what life throws at either of us we will face it together.. i love u casey
Got A Blast, Need Help....
Hypnotic Starr got me a 30 blast...I need to come up w/ something witty...can anyone help me out here?!
Women Lol
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish................................49. Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone. Athletic...............................No breasts. Average looking....................Moooo. Beautiful..............................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure................On medication. Feminist................................Fat. Free spirit............................Junkie. Friendship first......................Former slut. New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned.......................No BJs. Open-minded.......................Desperate. Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing. Professional..........................Bitch. Voluptuous..........................Very Fat. Large frame.........................Hugely Fat. Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.
Falling
Life frozen or caught on fire, why does it matter? Cut deep or shallow scratch, in narrow alleys with a patch of darkness. Falling up or getting down, a cup of glass cutting our throats. Mass collections of suicide notes, and a small amount of hope. Falling into death in deep with darkness, seeking thought or maybe not. Going in circles with out a fight, not slavery and so far out of sight. Loss and false hopes binding us down, its our cost of not being found. Sounds of voices peek in our heads, fallen asleep deep in our beds. Graves of memories found in our dreams, deep dreams filling with passion and rising with action. Faith calling and showing our fates, knowing of death and full of hates. Sedating our minds and lost hopes of love, kind and gentle thoughts of warmness, Killed our fate of endless fought circles, lonelyness found here between worlds. The sound of calling, found and falling.
Is It
Lust Leading Love Adoration Aiding Attachment Passion Proving Pleasure Convenience Controlling Confusion Frustration Fueling Failure Hurt Healing Heartache Envy Educing Ecstasy Sex Sealing Seduction Jealousy Jeering Joy Love Leading Lust
He's Got Balls Of Titanium....
if he thinks he can talk to me like he does. And fucking blaming me for every illness, every medical bill. FUCK!Q!! Has it ever ooccurred to you that I might be exhausted from being sick and/or injured all the time. And btw, 5 herniated discs, a fractured coccyx, fibromyalgia, and now SEVERE VERTIGO are all my fault (fucktard) and I receive so much pleasure from the concussion I recently sustained because of the Vertigo. It's awesome to be able to see my bottom and top eyelids from where I fell and lay there screaming for help. Yeah, that was a blast. FUCK U AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON, Pal Furthermore, how the fuck can he tell me he was my personal "N" (this word rhymes with bigger), to serve me and basicaly be a martyr for his acts of service. *you may now put on your ear muffs, or plugs because I'm going to scream so loud and high, it'll make Mariah Carey's shrill screams seem like that of a mouse.* UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Yandra Forever In Our Hearts
fubar Bulletin!MAKE STICKY! ♥Emma ~ ... (Stepped away)F, 87Thailandremove friend subject:RIP YANDRA...The True and Real¢¾¢¾ Asian Sweetheart¢¾¢¾ date:2008-02-17 02:12:13
Friend Rules
I read Profiles before I put a Friend request in to someone,But I've noticed more and more the profile have more damn rules then the tax code to be their friend do you people really treat and subject friends in your life like that ? I've by passed more then a few recently because I don't feel like jumping through hoops.Why bother to be here at all if you have to have that many rules,real life must be a blast with some of them. While I'm on my rant I might as well add You Women who have buy me a blast or VIP or happy hour to see my nsfw folder Get a grip ain't happening here kids the inter-nets full of site for free that show naked women and in real life I can get em so what makes your body so damn special ? Maybe you can find some horny old goat with a few extra dollars in their pockets if so more power to ya.Now I'm Not saying I won't be your friend and rate you since I don't have a BUTT LOAD of rules to be my friend your just not going to get a Blast/Happy Hour or VIP outt
This Is Beautiful
This is beautiful! She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy ? Is he going to be all right ? When can I see him ?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer ? Doesn't God care any more ? Where were you, God, when my son needed you ?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son ? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair ?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I
Betrayal
I didn't even think I cared - he had nothing tangible to do with my life. But as the days go by and the reality of how big the lie is sinks in...I'm starting to feel it. It's worse than a man breaking my heart, or cheating on me because those things happen when a relationship dies and no one wants to admit it. It's not even something I can cry about. It's like my mind is more attached to it than my heart but I can't wrap my mind around it - so I am left in a fog. But he ended up just as every other man has in my life - a liar, a cheater, and someone who says they care but just can't/don't match the action to those words. And I guess the hard part here is that there is no getting back what I've lost. Not only the friend I cherished deeply, but the only proof I thought I had that a man could be trusted.
Echo's Auction - Come See Who Is Up For Bid
AUCTION OPENS AT 12 PM Central Monday, February 18th Come Bid On Your Favorite Person.. Or Two!!! WILDCAT LADY BLOODRAVEN ALWAYS HOPE DJ BEAR (THE GUY IN THIS PIC) LILLY ANNA CANADIAN TEXAS TEE KATIE JADED If you are interested please send me a Fu-Mail with the following things in it... 1. The picture you want me to put in the file 2. A list of things that you would give to the winning bidder. Examples: - Add to family for the month - A personal salute photo to the winning bidder - Pimpout in in my profile and bulletin - Pics rated during Happy Hour - One Fubar gift a day - 2 comments & Drinks a day
Of Things.....
Have you ever dated someone that you just couldn’t get out of your mind, even after you have broken up? I just can’t seem to get over her. I see her all the time, cause we work at the same place. I meet woman on here and a number of them have her name. What is with that? I really just want to get over her. The problem is, no one wants me, at least around here where I live. There is not much to do here, and the only place I go is shopping, and I don’t get hit on at all! I try, I smile and say hello to woman all the time. If I get a response it’s like the worse thing they have ever had to do. Makes me wonder and I really that ugly? Then I go home to my sad little life in my sad little house and get online, and I get to feeling better about myself, because on here I do get hit on! YEA!!!! It does make me feel better about myself. There is one that puts a smile on my face, and makes me laugh and feel better about myself. I look forward to seeing her and talking to her. She flirts with me a
Bad Good Lost Damaged? Who Knows.
My first blog created off MuMM's ..... I plan to write from time to time here about things i see in MuMM's either reocurring, or just in general because the MuMM spawned a thought or idea. For the first one i will be going on about the bad boy, nice guy, player mentality of woman and men. Remember these are only my insights of what i have read and how i see things personally. To many woman complain about how they can not find a nice guy. Well a MuMM reply to such a question spawned a bit of insight i had not ever known. The reply was the nice guy is the quiet one you shoot down after he buys you drinks. Kinda funny but now pondering that i am that guy. However this goes deeper. To many people these days are thick skinned, and cautious. Woman mainly, but men as well. What happens is we all tend to put on walls to protect ourselfs. We tent to follow what we know, which is the same old crap we have been through time and time again. The problem with this mentality and way of protect
Luck..a Funny Word Really
So as some of you know..I was shopping for a used car. Yay! Joy! meh!!! I had found this honda civic that was way too nice a car for such a low low price...shh to all of you smart people...I inquired about it...got a response..seemed kinda odd and all but I did a vin check and the story seemed to be plausible..so I followed the instructions for purchasing this car...sent the money wetsern union to the UK etc..payment is received now I must wait for the rest of the stuff to catch up..and the car will be on its way to me soon!! um... KNOT! OOPSIES!!! western union is my saving grace in this.."hello ma'am..are you related to this person you just wired three thousand dollars to in the united kingdom?" "A car?" "I'm a frayed knot..this is a spoof..this car may be a real car but it isn't one you can buy" "you just sent some guy three thousand bucks free and clear for nothing" Wow...how dumb am I?? Etremely naive I'd say..and foolish to have bought this scheme...fortunately fate
Tag, Your It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1.i front a rock band called Crossroads 2. i play guitar, banjo, madolin, Bass guitar. 3. i love songwriting. 4. i seem to make friends where ever I go. 5. i am the youngest of 3 6. i am currently unemployed! Sucks! 7. i am a computer junkie! Big Time. 8. I am single because I choose to be. Too much drama. 9. I worked for an internet company for 10 years. 10. I never take without asking, My Mom would beat the shit out of me..lmao! Ok now who gets this torture: DJ nilla sweetiepie steffi Lacey Dani
Im In An Auction
I'm in another auction, but this one has a a few twists... for every 100 rates I get 10,000 fubucks the auction will end when i chose to end it *which means theres no time limit* so please even if you don't want to bid stop by and rate the pic The bidding will start at 60,000 fubucks. Other Items are totally acceptable as bids The Breakdown in Fubucks is like this: STICKY BULLETIN = 250000 1 TICKER = 250000 1 DAY BLAST = 375000 3 DAY BLAST = 600000 7 DAY BLAST = 1000000 30 DAY BLAST = 2500000 HAPPY HOUR = 5000000 $1= 50000 fu bucks $5=250000 fu bucks $10=500000 fu bucks $20=1000000 fu bucks $50=2500000 fu bucks $100=5 million fu bucks this is what i'm offering 600 - 800 11s during Happy Hours All Stash/blogs rated during Happy Hours 6 Custom animated tags A Custom Blend Tag Daily Comment Randon Gifts/drinks "owned by ....." in my name permanent Blog pimp out Added to my family Link to your profile from mine Digital Makeover from one of your p
Need Help
calling in a favour to all the people ive helped before in different ways im in my first giveaway all i ask is you rate and leave comments on the link below ,saying ty in antisipation of your help
World Of Sin
Let them not see, the me, not the 'I', that would cry at a child's pain. Let them not know, the flow, of rot spoiled mind, driven insane. "Can't we just be friends?" damned words into my heart rends. Chuckle and smile, in denial, of the true hand that lacerates the jugular grand, for the beauteous river of red. And she, she frolicks in the fields of infedelity, ripping my soul, taking away all that was free, within me, leaving me to stand allone, in the land, makings circles in the sand, that the foundations of my sanity, are built on. To whirl and spin in this world of sin.
To Get A Point Across About Reading The About Me Of A Person Before You All Them!
My Shoutbox ->white RONIN: delete yourself I do not delete friends. and if you had read the about me before doing an add you would of known! white RONIN: if so u can deleted mee pleaseee ->white RONIN: NO ONE SEE'S THEM but my man! white RONIN: can u allow mee. ->white RONIN: ??????????????????????????????????????? white RONIN: what???????????* ->white RONIN: read what it says by the folders! white RONIN: hey sorry. but. i cant see ur all pic. let me pleasee ->white RONIN: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii white RONIN: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey white RONIN: hello myfrienddd This is very rude to delete someone just because they do not let you see their breast? And belly? I do not show total nudes even to my man... Get real and get a life ! there are porn site! here is a free one that has it all that a friend gave me. . . http://www.xnxx.com! Enjoy and let me be about my private pix's please! I do not ask to see yours!
If You're Not Adult Enough.
To look at pix on an ADULT site, go back to myspace
Armay Stuff
don't know if antone will care but i will be gone for a week doing army stuff getting ready to deploy so back in a week
*sigh* I Need Your Help Again...
I've let myself fall too far behind in this contest.... Please help me win by rating this pic. No comments needed, just a rate. CLICK HERE TO RATE Munkee needs help too. CLICK HERE to help her out. Send me a private message after you're done and I'll be happy to return the luv with some 11s. THANKS!
*fu-perves Exposed*
Everyone knows that some freaky sh*t goes on in the fu.... This here is a combination of screen shots and recorded convo's for your reading AND laughing pleasure...... WELCOME TO THE TWILIGHT ZONE.... Nothing beats waking up first thing in the morning, sipping on your coffee, going on the computer and reading this in your shout box: ...Doesn't anyone READ profiles??: I didn't want to give him my AIM: LMFAO that's all I've got to say about that... To much time on your hands.... Or too much time using your right one... This Guy is a MEGA perve....He is only interested in you if you have a cam... he asks me if I have a cam all the time, I covered sexyirishman07 in another blog....but THIS IS Hilarious....After SexyIrishman Perved out on me and then called me a c*nt because I wouldn't go on cam with him...My friend (WHO is a guy) Imed him pretending to be a female, this was the following coversation: Alls I have to say is This n00b was PWND for sho....
Poem: A Happy Valentine's Day
You're the one that, stands out from a far.. Like a gleamer of light, that comes to me as a star.. Granted that I may be given, just one precious wish.. That you will have the best, of a Happy Valentine's Day.. Just to see your pretty face, shine like the sun in the sky.. After I'd love place a kiss, on your sweet luscious lips.. Sign: Raymond Starns Dated:2/14/08
Up For Auction Again
I have joined up for another auction ..hehehe.. it ends on the 22th all bidders are held responsible for their bid .. Thanks to all that bid good luck Please show the Host some love while there here's the link
Kicked
Fubar Is Spying On Us!!!
I was shocked when I found out and had to tell you all right away Fubar has been embedding stuff into your computer screens and are now as we speak Click below to run the fubar spy ware Screen Cleaner Fubar spy ware Sceen Cleaner P.S. This is sooooooooooo cute! :P lol
A Good Democrat Is:
Beliefs of a Good Democrat 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand. 2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and Korean communists. 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding. 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's than cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate. 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural. 7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding. 8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex. 9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature but loony activists who
Something To Think About
The value of a woman - This couldn't be said more beautifully......... The Value of a Woman This is written in the Hebrew Talmud It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God Counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet To be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, But from the side To be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be Loved." Pass this on to all exceptional women that you know... And to men too - so they know the value of a woman... TY Eric for letting me steal this and pass it on!
Only Like 4 Of You People Read This Anyways
Ya know what's super awesome cool? Knowing that love doesn't do shit. It doesn't make people wait for the other person. It doesn't make people move to other places. It doesn't help people overcome their fears. It doesn't pay the bills. But it does make you feel like crap! woooo.
Moving Foreward..with Purpose
Hatred is a bitter, damaging emotion. It winds itself through the blood, infecting its host and driving it foreward without any reason. Its view is jaundiced and it skews even the clearest of eyesights. Sacrifice is noble and tender. It's the action of a host who values others above himself. Sacrifice is bought through love and decency. It is truly heroic. Vengeance is an act of violence. It allows those who have been wronged to take back some of what was lost to them. Unlike sacrifice, it gives back to the one who practices it. Love is decietful and sublime. In its truest form, it brings out the best in all beings. At its worst, it's a tool used to manipulate and ruin anyone who is stupid enough to hold it. Don't be stupid. Sacrifice is for the weak. Hatred corrupt. Love destroys. Vengence is the gift of the strong. Move foreward, not with hatred, not with love. Move foreward with purpose. Take back what was stolen. make those who laughed at your pain pay. Not
From A Friend
dont beleave Dont beleave in me test me everyday let me carry your burdens let em clear your tears away Let me wrap you when your cold let me be your rock to lean upon let me hold you when you fear and lighten your heart with song test my every word check my evry deed task me with your every doubt tell me all your needs I wont mind these tests from you I know from where they start I hope I can be what you need I may just win your heart
Blah Blah Blah
"MOSCOW (AFP) - The Russian prima ballerina Natalia Bessmertnova, a leading star of the Bolshoi Theatre for three decades, has died aged 66 after a long illness, the company said on Tuesday." I found this extremely ironic, since her last name means "immortal"...
Why?!?
Why is it that I can't have one day go by without having to clean up some catastrophic mess? Most days it's even more than one mess. My lovely 3 yr. old son is so into torturing me by seeing what he can get into and make a mess with. My girls NEVER did or pulled the kind of stuff that he does. Is it just boys or is he REALLY out to get me? lol. I'm going insane.....CALGON OR SOMEONE...TAKE ME AWAY....HA!
To My Kitty Cat
There are so many things we never said so many feelings unshared. And now your gone i can picture you up there with beautiful flowing long hair Never another day of sadness Never a day that goes by of pain Now you are with fox and our friends and family lost to us down here. I hope every day you hear our thoughts I hope every day you feel how much we love you. I hope you know this isnt goodbye I hope you know we'll see each other again. I hope you know that you will never be forgotten. You will live on in our hearts and souls. So until that day comes that we can all be together again sleep sweetly kitty cat, Lay your head on that pillow and rest. Let no nightmares reach you where you are. Let there only be the best of dreams that come true. Remember that we love you. And most of all Kitty cat, Please remember that your wolfie loves you always and forever. until we see each other again, sweet dreams Kitty cat, we love you.
Cheers
to all of my old & new friend & family. thanking everyone for the help & luv to get me back up to lvl 24 again. everyone has been of great help & support. hope to keep seeing everyone. also let me now that you have been by so i can make sure to get luv back to you if i missed you comeing by . Muah ♥ ßlðñÐïê ♥ ♥ ßlðñÐïê ♥§låvê♥r/l wïfê 2 §R Whï+ê Kñïgh+♥ Ð § Ç
Ya'll Are Awesome...godfather...
OMG....my friends, both new and old, are AWESOME....I made it to Godfather!!!!! Thank you Thank you Thank you Vitamin DE~
Texas Or Bust!
I've made up my mind and I'm moving to Texas. I leave May 17th God willing. Let's hope I can get a job fast so I don't feel like a free-loader at a friends house. I'm excited and scared! Wish me luck!!
New Chapter
So, I found out today from a counselor, that the reason I may be having so much problems with men. I'm attracted to the unavailable. HOw, and how come it doesn't show up that they have the "unavailable" quailty there was no answer from the counselor. So, that sucks, so what does that really mean......
I'm In A Giveaway
I've finally done it and decided to enter my first giveaway; 14,500 comments for a 7 day blast! I know the pic isn't of me but I can assure you it is me. All help would be greatly appreciated and, as always, repaid in kind. Just follow the link below and help me if you get the chance. Thank you, Wayne
If You Find Homosexuality Confusing... Raise Your Hand.......(me!)
There are few things in the world that baffle me. I am a reasonable guy and I find myself to be pretty accepting. But sometimes you have to call a spade a spade and just ask the simple question of, "What the fuck?" This is the question I ask when it comes to homosexuality. While I accept it, and feel that anyone that wants to do it has every right to do so...I just don't get it. Much like I don't get why people put anchovies on their pizza. Here is why. "You are not comfortable in your own sexuality." To start off light, one thing that gay people say that drives me nuts is, "It wouldn't bother you if you were comfortable in your own sexuality." The reason that homosexuality weirds me out has nothing to with what I know or don't know about myself. The reason I don't kiss guys or hold hands with a guy is not because I am scared that somewhere deep down I might be gay. It's because I know it would make me gag and I feel no need to confirm it. I know that eating a bowl full of sh
Melodysedibles.com
Melodysedibles.com 14 NEW POSTS!! This is still a work in progress but in the last couple days i've been doing a lot of work on it and so I figured i'd share it and see what ya'll think so far. If you know me you know that i'm both an aspiring chef and personal chef with that being said.. This will not be just a *blog* . My goal, in the very near future, is that I can offer you a chance to taste a lot of the dishes that I talk about on here. Pretty soon..by the end of the year..there will be options set up allowing you to purchase a few choice …delights? lol I’m also toying with the idea of doing gift baskets..and yes oh yes..even some desserts. If you like you can register to the site already. So whenever you have the time or are bored i would be greatful if anyone could give me some feedback on it :) Thanks so much!! Melody
After All These Years
Sometimes I really had wondered if this thing called "love" is real. If there is un imagineable feeling that just sweeps out from no where n just fills you full of emotion. I am 30 years old now, (and a slow learner mind you), n I guess Ima learning that love doesn't really exist if you can't let yourself be loved. I guss some days, if you don't follow your heart and take a chance and let someone in, it won't be real. Lets face it, we have all followed our hearts from time to time, and most of us have gotten completely screwed over because of it. Did it once, fuck that, Ima listening to my mind from now on.. Unfortunately, when you talk about my mind in perticular, its a pretty fucked up little area. I have mastered ignoring my heart and definately after all these years, learned how to very effectivly run for the hills when feelings start to develop and completly shade myself from letting anyone close. And for what reason? So I don't feel my heart break again??? These very thought
2/20/08 && Videos!!!
THESE WERE ABOUT A WEEK AGO, SHE'S GOTTEN BiGGER SiNCE=] SHE WEiGHS 2LBS 11.4 OZ. SHES EATING RIGHT UNDER AN OUNCE EVERY 3 HOURS. THEYRE PROLLY GUNNA TRY TO FEED HER FROM A BOTTLE FOR THE FIRST TIME TOMORROW!!! SHES ALSO 14.5 INCHES LONG NOW! SHE IS NOW GETTING VITAMINS ADDED TO HER MILK TO HELP HER GAIN WEIGHT FASTER! && IM PROLLY GETTING MY CAMERA FIXED LIKE TOMORROW, SO NEW PICS WILL BE UP! YAY!!! OK HERES THE VIDEOS=] (WELL THE ONES OF HER EYES OPEN MOSTLY) ENJOY!!!
Love In Lust Poem..............
He feels good and fits so well in my hands, my heart and my plans. He knows my kind of crazy is unique among all other brands and he might not always accept it but he always understand. For romance he might ask but respect he commands and he can be a cold man but always has warm hands. and my place is a honor cause of how close he stands. Our love is gentle but our sex is savage. N we know each other in every spot On each others body to ravage. His grace and beauty defined! And every strong woman his kind stands behind. He's lust and love combined and he's either on my clit or mind !
If You Don't Like Me!
So if you don't like me hit the block on the way out the door save me the trouble !
Going Under The Knife....lol
Just to let anyone know, I will be having a person surgery tomorrow 2/21 and I'll be in the hospital overnight so you might not see me for a few days but don't worry i'll be fine and I'll be back! :D Lisa~
Beloved
Beloved, I'll hold you dear Close to my body Always in my heart Memory grows weak while time continues on but thoughts of you are cherished. Beloved, You will not go forgotten into my past when Fate tears us apart because feelings as deep as mine are for you cannot be forgotten so soon. So my heart will hold you for as long as you want to be held and I will cherish our love, my beloved ~SM written 10/26/89
Contest
I have entered my first contest on here and would really appreciate any comment bombing help from all my friends if you can...copy and paste the link to get to my pic and thanks! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=867358&albumid=859506&i=3358855667&idx=5
Ok...
Ok I seriously lost a lot of respect for the women on here who claim to be nice and or real... I got blocked today because I removed someone from my family. How fucking pathetic is that? I mean seriously, how fucking childish do you have to be in order to block someone because they opt not to want you in their family? It's hilarious to me that this person blocked me all because I did that... Big deal, drop dead skank :)
Lost And Alone.
I have felt so lost lately, kind of like i'm just existing and not really living anymore. Ever since my hubby moved out to Katy to work i have felt like an empty shell of who i used to be. I just feel like i'm loosing him little by little. He seems more and more distant every day. The only thing that hasn't changed is the sex. I wonder sometimes if that is all i am good for. I just wish things were like they used to be. How can I make things change?
Pretty Sure..
..whoever stuck their face in my business, and had the audacity to judge someone they don't even know, can kiss my fucking ass. You could have come to me. You went behind my back. Now I think you're scum. The worst part is, I might have to go on being friends with your pathetic, lame existence.. because the person you so wrongly accused of not being good enough IS just that good and doesn't want me to ruin a friendship by telling me who you are. Whoever you are, consider it ruined. FUCK OFF.
Alone
I sit alone and think As life carries on So quickly, A Blink The choices I’ve made To live, or just exist Surely, my dues are paid. But, alone I sit. -James McCauley, Feb 2008
I Am Single, Therefore I Am Cursed?
"You complete me."- Jerry McGuire That line is a pile of crap. Why is it that so many people need a relationship in order to feel complete? People have gotten so ridiculously afraid of being single, that they would rather stay in a shitty relationship as opposed to being...DUN DUN DUN! ALONE! Gasp! The horror! Not only does a person like this make a shitty single person, but this mentality makes them a shitty person to date as well. One of the questions I get asked all of the time is, "If you know so much about woman and relationships, then why are you single?" It's true, I am single, and have been for the better half of 3 years. Do you think its because I have trouble meeting women? Well, today I am going to tell you why I am single and why its not such a horrible thing. My early..early 20's were exactly what they were supposed to be. I was fiercely loyal to my friends, and went through as much tail as I possibly could. I was dating for years my highschool sweeth
New Official Studio 54 Fishie
Attention studio 54 members, we now have an official studio 54 fishie named after Saysha. We have a salute from the fish up on my defualt album, please feel free to check it out and feel free to comment and rip. By the way it is a Beta fish.
If U Anit Noticed.....
Well as some of you have noticed, i am a big fan of womens wrestling would be a understatement.Ever since Glow first came on in the mid 80's i always have enjoyed seeing womens rassel. It didnt help i was a teenage boy going thourgh puberty at the time, seeing these incerdiblely sexy n beautiful women in spandex n swimsuits wearing hi top boots.I rember watching it on a b/w tv with rabbit ears, trying like hell to bring it in clear.I was a scrawny teenage boy just stareing at the tv screen daydreaming bout those women.Needless to say i rarely missed a show......... So i guess i never outgrew it. Just something bout a sexy aggersive woman, n still love the sexy outfits n boots lol.Some might find it weird, but its just my little thing. N its not abot violence or folks hurting each other. More bout the beautiful women, being skillful n sexy at the same time. Not to mention the boobies n legggs. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes......... opps where was i lol? So if ya look at my stash items thats w
My Crushes You Know Who You Are!!!
now this has driven me nuts for like weeks now!! who are you? who is the person with a crush on me?? i so got to to know? let me know!!!
What Makes Me Tick
Tonight is night 2 with no visit from the dream stalker. Yeah its only 3 am so maybe I should go back to sleep and await his return. Don't think that is going to happen. Why and fuck does it matter? Well guess you need to look into my head, know a little bit about what makes me tick. Truth is I need the feeling of being hunted, invaded, even being tracked. Some girls like cuddling, they need to warm feeling from their boyfriends, or husbands. I need something to. I need to feel those eyes. Those feelings of lust, and much more. When I'm at a party and I get that feeling that my drink has been spiked. I need those feelings. Who spiked me? Why? What are they going to do to me? Are they watching what is happening to me? I need them to move forward. I need knowing they go to any extreme to tag my pussy and ass. I need to be their fuck toy. Everyone else keep your warm and fuzzy. Give me tight handcuffs digging into my wrist, my panties forced deep in my throat with a
Leving Fubar
Well folks IM probably gonna be leaving fubar within the next 48 hours. If ya wana keep in touch Send me a PM and ill forward my Yahoo and or MSN sns so we can keep in contact, im fed up with the smart mouthed cowards who hide behind monitors talking shit. I know its only the internet But some of the shit they say about The trooops pisses me off so bad i litterally want to kill these folks. it isnt worth my aggrivation
Pain And Passion
You say you love me but I say if you did you wouldn't treat me bad. Is all I have with you premature love? Is all I have with you a lot of false hope? That's not what I want. I want a REAL relationship with a REAL man not a poor excuse for companionship with someone who lives in my memory, and not a half hearted attempt at love with a man I have to share with someone I never even met! I want reality and honesty and quality time and what do I get? Dreams, Deceit and a two minute phone call when YOU get around to it Dammit can't you understand that I am NOT a plaything? Can't you understand I have feelings and needs too? I'm too young for such impressions! But pain and passion made this reaction NOT ignorant youth ~SM written 1-3-89
Me^sex
I love sex. I really do. I like having it,I like talking about it,I like thinking about it. And anyone who calls me a slut or a whore because of that is an idiot and isnt worthy of my attention.
Un4gettable
You know how to make me feel good all over. When you and I are alone. When you feel like showing up so we can be alone So you can relax me with your touch So we can make love in time to the rhythm we create So you can teach me to do what it takes to satisfy you So you can help me "grow up" in the space of a few short hours When you feel good, I feel good. When you want me, I'll be here for you When you need a lover, I'm ready, willing and able to satisfy your every desire So we can be together any time you want me So we can stay together. Forever. So I can put your love to the test of time So I can remember the good times when we can't be together So I can stare at your picture when I can't see you So there's no need to worry, So there's no need to cry, cos no matter where you are you shall always be on my mind in my heart with me for always I'll be your part if you'll be mine-- A part of me that can never die A part of you which will live inside of me an
Simple Is A Stupid Word
Confusion and heartache are things I have become accustomed to. Life is full of loss and when you choose to care for someone or something, pain is often a part of that choice, love opens the door to hurt. So I make the safe choices to avoid the hurt. If something is obvious from the beginning, there is no chance for it to become what it cannot be, then it is really no risk, what cannot be, cannot hurt. Right? Life can never be easy, even when you play it safe. You go along, enjoying your delusions, telling yourself it's nothing at all, its perfectly fine and safe. Then one day, when its time to let it go. the truth slaps you upside the face. You never have a choice in the matter. You have no control over your heart. Even when you tell yourself that it wont matter because you wont get involved. Your heart makes those choices whether you try to stop it or not. I have never looked to feel more, The feelings just develop when you don't expect them. But somehow, I wi
Stilletto's
In the late after noon... you hear a knock on your apartment door. As you open it, you see me standing there wearing a shear corset, covered with a tight clinging pleather jacket. Below that is a black pleather mini-skirt, over top of thigh high fish net stockings, leading your gaze down to my 4 inch black stilettos, where you notice a silver toe ring on the right foot. Before you can bring your eyes back to my face, my hands come up and push you back into the apartment towards the couch in the living room, while my foot shuts the door behind us. Pushing you down onto the couch, I turn towards your stereo, and turn it on to the perfect music for stripping. I turn back towards you, and begin to sway my hips to the rhythm as I unbutton my jacket, one at a time. With the last button undone, I start sliding it down my shoulders, revealing my soft curves. Sliding my hands up my thighs, I unbutton my skirt, and let it fall to the floor, revealing a tiny pink thong. Placing my ri
I Dunno... I Just Started Writing...
just some meandering thoughts about being human... i am a hypocrite. i know it, and i admit it freely. i think that we all are. i am tempted to take comfort in believing that this makes me less a hypocrite than those who deny being such, but i don't. it will be only me standing before God in the end, with no grading curve based on how others live their own lives. i am a hypocrite because i subscribe to a worldview that lays exclusive claim on truth and morality, but i don't live up to its perceived standards. i am a christian. many who read this are probably scratching their heads at this point, wondering what to expect from here on. maybe some presume to know what will follow. most who read this are probably noddding their heads in agreement with the above paragraph. quite frankly, i hate the label "christian". it conjours in the mind an image of a straight-laced bible thumper who is quick to point out the shortcomings in others, but refuses to look at his own. unfort
Weird Whoremaster Shyte...
Describe yourself using one band and song titles from that band........ Choose a band/artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band::.... -Sublime- Are you male or female:Cisco Kid Describe yourself: Badfish How do some people feel about you: Jailhouse How do you feel about yourself: 40.oz to Freedom Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: S.T.P(secret tweeker pad) Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: Under my Voodoo Describe where you want to be: Paddle Out Describe what you want to be: Boss Dj Describe how you live: Pool Shark Describe how you love: All you Need Share a few words of wisdom: We're Only Gonna Die for Our Own Arrogance
Band
Describe yourself using one band and song titles from that band........ Choose a band/artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band::.... Metallica Are you male or female: Enter Sandman Describe yourself: Sad But True How do some people feel about you: The Unforgiven How do you feel about yourself: Holier Than Thou Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: My Friend of Misery Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: Through the Never Describe where you want to be: Wherever I May Roam Describe what you want to be: Of Wolf and Man Describe how you live: The God That Failed Describe how you love: Nothing Else Matters Share a few words of wisdom: The Struggle Within
A Friend...
What is a friend? For that fact what dose it mean to be a best friend? I'm not one to burden others with my problem but life really sucks and over the last twenty years or so it just keeps dealing me one bad hand after another, each one worse than the one before. They say that God don't give us things we can't handle but dam if my cup don't runnith over already! I guess my bad luck started about three years ago when I took in a bimbo bitch. In less than six months she made me get rid of my roommate and not long after that she had me arrested for domestic dispute. When I got out of the county jail two and a half months later coz the state drop the charges for lack of evidence she was gone…so was my apartment, my car, twenty thousand dollars of PA gear which I used to make a living with as a sound tech, my pass ports and everything else I owned in the world. It has not been easy to bounce back; heaven knows I always have before. A very short time after the above fiasco I was diagno
Discovery
please read this yall.. tell me what ya think i sit and watch my son play at the park making new freinds not caring weather they light or dark fat or small skinny or tall they dont worry bout the clothes others wear and they dont mind to share then i look at the adults at the park seeing how the white seperates from the dark wat happened to the kid in us wheres the trust why is it we look down on and frown on the under class and why cant we even say a friendly hi when we pass we lock ourselves away in a world where all compassion has gone astray we hide in our fancy cars and nice clothes in a society where mony only makes you grow wats wrong with the shit job with familly and friends now its all about economy and making ends i neva really looked at it this way before untill i watched my son make friends in one minute at a grocery store a black kid walked down the isle my son walked up to him with a smile and said wanna be friends they shook hands and that
Brutally Honest, Huh?
You Are 84% Brutally Honest The truth hurts, especially when it comes from you. You don't mince words, and you probably take this result as a huge complement. How Brutally Honest Are You?
Andrew Lee
Our Andrew Lee was bought in the world a month early. February 20th at 1:38 pm weighing in at 5 lbs 2.4 ounces 17 & 1/4 inches long. Thanks to all my friends you know who you are that helped with kids dogs and such, when in the crunch of getting to the hospital and not knowing what time we would be getting to go home. My sis and baby are fine baby is a lil small and is on oxygen just to help him out. Sis gets to come home tomorrow. Lil Andrew will get to come home in about 10-14 days, after he is winged from the oxygen and learns to suck on his own.I have in cluded some pics of the baby!!!!
Support Your Troops!
I LOVE ALL OF YOU!! Thank you! Turn up your volume too theres a song!You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists...You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes
G-spot Back In The News
Debate over G spot nears a climax February 21, 2008 09:16am AFTER more than half a century of debate and bedroom exploration, a row about the location of the fabled G spot may be settled at last, the British weekly New Scientist says. The G spot, named after a German gynaecologist called Ernst Graefenberg who first mooted its existence in 1950, is said to be a highly sensitive area in the vagina that, when stimulated, gives a woman a powerful orgasm. But where the G spot is located has been clouded by evidence that is subjective or downright contradictory, and some experts have even concluded that it does not exist. The answer, according to Italian researcher Emmanuele Jannini, is that, yes, the G spot does exist, but only among those women who are lucky enough to possess it, New Scientist reports. Jannini, of the University of L'Aquila, used ultrasound to scan a key vaginal area among nine women who claimed to experience vaginal orgasms and 11 who said they didn't
Super Hero
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My Life
My life was dark and dismal Going forward without purpose No reasons for caring Out of the blue You entered my life Darkness subsided Life gained purpose Shadows of misery Transformed to light You entered my life I found purpose at last Finally I am Out of the darkness
Boner Of The Week!
My "9k To Henchman For Dark Knight" Bulletin
I don't really think i need fancy bulletin for it is quite a simple task, my great friend here needs only 9,000 to level, tell him Emanon sent u and i a free Chocolate Chip Cookie and a free Pass to the dark side hahaOnce again go show em why my friends are the best!! Dark Knight☠Graveayard Family☠@ fubarAs usualPimped out byEmanon~~Forever Fake~~Father of The Fallen Ones@ fubar
Mad World
if i remember correctly, this was originally recorded by tears for fears. i had it on my main page for a while. anyway, it's how i feel today.
True Sadnees Is ......
well true sadness is being used by people so they can futher their self's i have been on fubar for alomst 2 yer's now and been everything you can be on here except a fu-bouncer and i have been turned on so much it makes me regreat ever making this account people used me fucked me over and dicked around on me i ask for help and get shit but if i do not help i get yelled at and then blocked for it so how do you think i feel about this shit do not think about it i will tell you how it makes me feel it makes me feel fucking hated and unloved by people i have not ever met but i am i have sat on line before litteraly crying my eyes out on the other side of a moniter cause people would rather lie to meand block me then talk to me i never did anything to them but they did it any way so thisa is part of true sadness hope you feel good about making a gental soul weep and die ~ Lost In The Dark ~
The Kiss
would you kiss me tonight so soft so gentle arouse deep feelings please, make it so sensual can you feel a kiss without your heart so warm your lips, I felt them part no words can be spoken, the meaning is true that kiss will last forever it’s only for me and you a kiss from the heart
My Dinner At Chi Chi's
A blog that a friend posted asking if you were approached on the street while walking leashed how would you reply if some ask you about it inspired me to share this experience. Some years ago with my first 24/7 girl I had a wonderful collared girl that completed us and as often as possible we would get together. On the day of her collaring we were all proud and happy and decided to go out and celebrate. I have always required my real life girl to wear a real collar with my tag attached. They were both blondes, my 24/7 had very long hair and the new collar had quite short hair so hers stood out quite a lot. We go in and set down at a table and get ready to think on ordering something. Well I happened to notice we had captured a few people's attention and I didn't mind as I was proud to have them looked upon, was a happy day. Well, the longer we are the there the more people are looking. It was not rush, was like 3-4 in the afternoon so was maybe 10 people there but they all was
Possession - Sarah Mclachlan
Listen as the wind blows From across the great divide Voices trapped in yearning Memories trapped in time The night is my companion And solitude my guide Would I spend forever here And not be satisfied And I would be the one To hold you down Kiss you so hard I’ll take your breath away And after I’d wipe away the tears Just close your eyes dear Through this world I’ve stumbled So many times betrayed Trying to find an honest word To find the truth enslaved Oh you speak to me in riddles and You speak to me in rhymes My body aches to breathe your breath You words keep me alive And I would be the one To hold you down Kiss you so hard I’ll take your breath away And after I’d wipe away the tears Just close your eyes dear Into this night I wander It’s morning that I dread Another day of knowing of The path I fear to tread Oh into the sea of waking dreams I follow without pride Nothing stands between us here And I won’t be denied And I would be the
Mumms Are Just About Up Contest Rules!
Okay once again I thank all of the wonderful and gorgeous women who have shown an interest in my contest. I can hardly wait to get started on this but all good things come to those who wait so let me get a few things out of the way. First, all the previous things still apply from my other blogs this is a new update but htis is now a sexy salute contest for a free 30 day blast from me, DMAN1973. You must take a sexy photo salutepic with my screen name either on a card you are holing or is near you or place my name on your body. It does not need to be NSFW to enter but that may help your chances of winning who knows? There will be comment bombing allowed since that was a result of my mumm for you all to vote on. I will give each participant who gives a photo for this contest a reward. Things will include fu bucks, fu bling, big pimping gifts, 11 ratings galore, and for those who enter a photo that merits consideration for this award, possibly even a VIP or a blast of a lesser degree of c
Inspiration
Inspiration. the one element that helps us thoughout our lives. We find it to push us, we find it to drive us. When we fail to find it we feel somehow weak, somehow at odds with the world. But in reality the inspiriation is always there we must just find it. What do we want to do? What do we need to do? What can help use stay focused and complete what must be done, or what we desire to do? Inspiration is the key, however we must look for it. Sometimes its right there staring us in the face, sometimes it hidden and yet to be found. But we will find it, maybe its a color, a item, a spoken phrase, a written word. It can be many things, but when we find it we must not let it go. What is my inpsiration for writing? Well that is something very simple, but the explanation is very deep and long. However i will try my best to explain they why after the what. For me it comes from a individual, a person, someone i look at as an angel. Someone who may not think she is an angel, but how i see
Hateful People
OK ALL... I AM OK WITH PEOPLE BEING HONEST, BUT TO JUST LITERALLY GO TO SOMEONE;S PAGE AND DOWNRATE EVERY FUCKING PIC... NOW THAT IS JUST A HATEFUL THING.... HE RATED ME A 4 AND THEN ALL MY PICS BETWEEN 4-7 JUST WANTED TO GIVE EVERYONE A HEADS UP (SPECIALLY THE WOMAN) THE SADDEST PART IS THEY WERE INVITED TO THE SITE BY A VERY WONDERFUL FUBARIAN WHO ALWAYS SHOWS AND GIVES LOVE..... HERE THE LINK ALL newtonie45@ fubar
To Wolfhearts Angel & Wolfheart Congrats To You Both(another Fubar Firefighters Wedding To Come)
I WOULD LIKE TO FIRST SAY CONGRATS TO MY SISTER OUTLAW ANGEL (AKA WOLFHEARTS ANGEL) I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU...I AM PROUD TO HAVE YOU AS MY SISTER...AND I AM HONORED TO BE ABLE TO GIVE YOU AND WOLFHEART THE PROPER WEDDING ON FU...FOR HE IS A FORMER FIREFIGHTER..HOWEVER IT DOES NOT MATTER THAT HE'S RETIRED...HE CARRIES THE HEART OF A HERO...AND DESERVES THE PROPER RESPECT AND I AM GLAD HE CHOSE YOU FOR HIS FU WIFE BECAUSE HE COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN A BETTER WOMAN TO LOVE HIM AND SUPPORT HIM...I KNOW THAT YOU ALL HAVE ALREADY BEEN MARRIED ON FU BUT THIS WEDDING IS GOING TO BE THE MOST AWESOME FIREFIGHTING WEDDING THERE HAS EVER BEEN...AND I AM GLAD TO BE ABLE TO BE PART IN IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW MUCH LOVE AN RESPECT THAT I HAVE FOR THE FIREFIGHTER AND AMERICAN HERO'S IN GENERAL...I LOVE THE FACT THAT MY SISTER CHOSE A GOOD GUY (JOE) YOU ARE ONE LUCKY MAN...AND YOU HAVE MY TOTAL LOYALITY AND RESPECT...I AM GLAD SHERRY CHOSE YOU BECAUSE TO ME YOU CAN'T GET MORE REALER THEN A FIREFIGHTER YOU TO
Saturday, Feb. 23rd
I just woke up a bit ago and will be heading into work yet again today. This will make my 18th day in a row of working. Not a full shift though for all 18 days. I have been working a lot of the time it seems for my fundraising activities that I volunteered for. Today there is a luncheon and a dinner to attend to raise some money from some of the wealthiest business people in the area. Of course I need to go out and buy something new for the occasion tonight ... rather on the semi-formal wear ... it should be fun. I will be attending solo tonight so it will be fun watching the men glancing down at my cleavage trying to not let me see their glances. But it is so obvious. You guys can be so funny sometimes. Well... off to the shower and then get dressed to go to Macy's and see what I should get for dinner tonight.
Hmmm
For some reason goat semen makes me horny
Who Wants A 7 Day Blast?
rate,fan, add please...ok...here's the scoop. When my status changes to salutes needed, the 10th person to send me a salute pic will win a 7 day blast! I will also pic my personal favorite blast of all sent and that person will win a 7 day blast as well. Be creative! All salutes will go into a "salute" album here and will be available to friends for rating. A hint for the salute i pic as the favorite is that i love to see my name in lipstick. nsfw's will be accepted if you choose to do one. You will have until 11pm cst on Sunday, February 24th. My status will change some time between 3pm and 9pm cst. Email me the pics or let me know you have it posted and i will rip it. Good luck to any that ente! My real name is Ty btw so you won't have to write Lord Deygenlake. Thanks, Ty
Because You Dont Know Me Well Enough
DON'T SPOIL IT. Name 5 people you can think of right off the top of your head. Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 5 people. This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names first... NO CHEATING! 1. Destenie 2. Scott 3. Missy 4. Henry 5. Lisa DON'T LOOK AHEAD UNLESS YOU FILLED UP THE TOP! 1. How did you meet number 3? I met her on fubar 2. On a scale 1-10 rate your friendship with number 2 . 10 3. How long have you known number 4? since November when I started working for FedEx 4. How do you know number 2? He's not heavy, he's my brother 5. What would you do if 5 told you they loved you? she already has 6. A fact about number 1. She is the one that is on my mind right now, and not in a good way 7. Who is 4 going out with?. Hes married to Jennifer 8. What is 2 doing? right now he is probably packing...but I will be over his house to hang out later in the day 9. Would you live with number 3
Finally Happy
MAN I KNOW IVE BEEN WITH ALOT OF FEMALES AND SEEN DIFFRENT STATES AND SHIT BUT IAM FINALLY HAPPY. I MEET SOMEONE THT IS PERFECT IN EVERYWAY SHE LIKE GIRLS I LOVE THT SHE A HEAD BUSTING BITCH I LIKE THT SHE A DIE HARD FREAK AND YOU KNOW I LOVVVVE THT. SHE DONT BITCH IF I WANT TO BUT MYSELF SOME GOTDAMN SHOES LIKE MY EX DID WE HAVE GOOD COMMUTICATION SKILLS. CAUSE SHE TOLD ME TO KEEP YA MAN HAPPY IS TOO DO WHAT EVER THT WAY THEY WONT STEP OUTSIDE THE RELATIONSHIP N THT SHIT IS SO TURE.. SO LESLIE IF YOU READ THIS AND ARE MAN IAM SORRY BUT ITS THE TRUTH ON THE REAL. HEATHER YOU ARE TRUELY A SPECIAL PERSON AND I HOPE ALL GOSE WELL WITH US YA DIG
Fubucks For Free On Fubar... Want Mine???
$1,000 FUBUX QUICK! Wanna make a quick $1,000 FuBux? I wanna win a HH & I am willing to pay U to help me do so!! lol - Go Add, Fan & RAte, StephanieLynn & tell her MzMic sent you! When she confirms that you have done so, I will send you the FUBux! :) Stephanie Lynn@ fubar That's it!! That's All... What are you waiting for? lmfao! GO DO IT!! Heck... if you already have her added... Then add me, with a message titled "MikeS, family feud" and I will also send you $1,000 fubux!! lol ~MzMic~ (Taken by MikeS) Sisters4Life@ fubar Don't just sit there!! Get busy! hehehe IF you have me added already then add him....with the Message.. "MikeS family feud.. for MzMic!" ~*Mike S*~ ~Taken by MzMic~ *father of |RS-113|*@ fubar IF ALL THESE OPTIONS HAVE FAILED TO EARN you the 1,000 fubux... THEN...Go A/F/R M$ Dalla$... with the message, MzMic luvs her! and Add/Rate/Fan her friends.. The Boss & Biker Al, with the message that M$ Dalla$ sent you!!!! and I will add $1,
Time For A Change.
I don’t like myself. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not a pessimist. There is plenty of things about me that is likable, and I have lots of friends. I enjoy lots of parts of my life and generally lead a happy life. I just don’t like socially awkward person I’ve become. I’m shy; introverted; somewhat slouchy; and worst of all: lacking in self-confidence. When I go to a social event… I’m not the guy that people want to be around; I don’t glow with an aura that communicates: this guy is fun! Much the opposite, I think people are disinterested in me, so people pick up on this negativity and are even less likely to talk to me and I less likely to talk to them. It's a vicious cycle that repeats that sends me down a black hole that is getting harder and harder to climb out. My friends that know me do not think it makes any sense. They tell me I'm a good looking guy and such I get invited out a lot to hang out with them at social events. I make them laugh, so they think it's odd that I fail
Repost From Old Id As Requested
Today marks 1 week and 1 day since I lost someone I truly loved. We never could quite see eye to eye, compromise was never something that the two of us were willing to try. I feel I lost my best friend. It was a short relationship yes, but in the short time we knew each other, I spent my every waking second out side of work talking to her. Theres a song called a letter to me, and in that song a verse stands out to me so powerful. He talks about himself being hurt after breaking up, and he says "A pain like that is fast and its rare. She wasn't right for you yet you still feel theres a knife sticking out your back". That is so true. I question myself all the time. Many times a day I ask, could you have tried to understand Bradley, could you not just accept what you were being told? It's hard to accept what I'm told, actions speak so much louder than words. Why should I have to accept what I'm told? Why couldn't I have been satisfied, with that special someone seeing things were b
39 Things Women Need To Know About Guys
1.Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and
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~~~~~~agivated~~~~~~
o.k listen up! if i post pics in the nsfw..and privite... if i let you view those then GOOD. but if not.. then get the fuck over it... i would like for you to ask me not.. fucking make me. so from now on... paybacks are hell bitches i see u read it huh! yah.... i posted something about it.. i'm not no fucking slut that just shows them to everybody! you cockhair!
Done
No more tears for you No more feeling blue No more sleepless nights No more stupid fights Time to start meaning what I say Time to start walking away Time to start making it on my own Time to start making my hurt known Need to stop letting you play Need to stop worrying about the next day Need to stop looking at you like this Need to stop missing the one I miss No more chances No more advances No more I love you No more, I am through
What Went Wrong?
how are u supposed to feel when ur girlfriend of 8months (mind u buyin a house together) comes home from work and asks u that she needs some space and asks u too leave for a couple days so she can get her "head" right....fine i did that ...3 weeks later im still not back in her life...shes tells me she misses me and loves me but is still not sure if she wants me to come back home...I have been completely miserable and lonely with out her and have spent these days killin my self tryin to figure how to fix this...any answers?
Biggest Turn Offs
Girls do all kinds of things that piss guys off. Usually they don't realize what they're doing. Then we never call them again and they think we're assholes and then we get their mother pregnant. But it was their fault all along. Here are the biggest worst turn offs available that I can think of. 1. Driving safely You can always tell how boring a girl is by how safely she drives. 2. Flushing the toilet If she wastes water, I wonder what else she wastes? Most likely her life and existence. 3. Wearing a baseball hat Sex and baseball are not heterosexually corrolated. Nobody gets aroused by mental imagery of girls playing out in center field. Girls playing sports is not hot, especially baseball. The only time girls should be permitted to wear mitts is when they're taking food out of the oven. 5. Baby talk Not cute. And even if it were cute, cuteness sucks. Cuteness is for teddy bears. Unless you're looking for the type of guy who fucks teddy bears, stay clear of anything
Wanna Own Me??
Abso-fukin-lutley and her rules for the Auction... The only rules of this auction are no drama in any kind of way! We r here for fun only!! If you have drama leave it at the door or you will be removed from the auction! I will not be taking any of the proceeding from the auctioneers.This is strictly for fun and that is how i want to keep it ty.All bids will begin at 40 k fu-bucks.I will be placing 1 comment on each photo to let you know what each one is offering. I will place comments one the photos every other day to let everyone know who is the current highest bidder so there will be no confusion.Now lets get to it here are the people up for bid. Also if any females wanna bid on my sweetie lol Cripton
Moving On
OK, so I'm going to be off the internet for a while until I move, settle in and get internet again. In the meantime feel free to leave love and I'll get caught back up in a week or two. I will miss everyone. Take care. Jay
Finally Ready
Well im still not giving up on the idea that there is someone out there for me....right now im having fun with my friends and enjoying life but still feel there is something missing...that special person to share it with. I have moved on and i am ready to date again and open up my heart and hope this time it does not get crushed. Anyways who knows maybe i have already met the person im meant to be with and just dont know it or maybe he is still out there waiting to meet me one day. Guess i have to wait and find out. For now i will just try be happy with how things are. Rainey
Nsfw Album.
I deleted the "Sexy Time" album because I was tired of people asking for more dirty ones. First of all, I never posted anything dirty. You could never see anything. I'm tired of guys asking for cleavage pics. Sorry, but I'm not a person you can be wacking off too. It's gotten so bad that a guy has asked me to be a one night escort. I'm not a whore. Whores fuck everyone. I'm a bitch. I fuck everyone but you hahaha. So yeah, it's gone, stop asking for these pics because A I just don't have the boobs like you think I do and b a friend and I were texting who is on Fubar and he thinks that I get the attention by posting pics of provocative nature and he's right. I already made it to Godfather once and was taken from me because someone made up a lie that I made fake accounts. Check the IP's douchebags. Won't be the same as mine!! I'm happy to make it there once, so if I get there again, it's because people like me. Not my tits. -L-
If You Only Knew Who Was Out There...
To all my beautiful ladies out there, ya'll know how many damn times Ive bitched bout watching who ya talk too. WAy tooooooooooooo many freaks n scumbagsout there looking fer u lovely ladies, n some of ya'll anit near careful enough. Got another friend on here who is very careful, n you have to be on here.Rember if a guy does this block hum..... Asks to pretty please seeeeeee yer cam or naughty nekkid pics. You know what hes sitting there doing............ Asks right off the bat to have yer yahoo mssger. Do that only after yer real careful n know him. Offers to send u any damn money, or worse yet fer you to send him some. Its a fuckin scam ladies, believe me i seen it before...... He keeps messanging u all the time after u ignored him. block him, damn his shtty feelings Says hes in love with you like after the second sentence.............. eeeeh damn some folks anit ever had a relationship in real life, n substitute fubar fer4 the real world. Is threating to u in any manner, tha
Xandria
Ok this is kinda my theme song to myself Dark are the streets, gloom's creeping out of the walls Dirt comes alive and Vampire all the neon-lights call Demons and fools and a lady of black Vampire She's of the kind nighttime-insomniac She sees the prayer and she's aware The times are hard but she don't care She's a vampire Desire darker than black She's a vampire Reach higher, no turning back Lyrics Her wings are curtains of the night She knows no wrong or right Dead are the places where this goddess has been Cold is the skin that this creature has seen Her universe is an ocean of blood Her dining table the cradle of mud She sees the prayer and she's aware The times are hard but she don't care She's a vampire Desire darker than black She's a vampire Reach higher, no turning back Her wings are curtains of the night Vampire She knows no wrong or right The night is blind, the mistress she is callin
Vacation
Since I haven't had a "real" vacation in about 8 years, I've decided to take off and have some fun in New York for St. Patrick's Day weekend...maybe longer, depends on my mood. Woot Woot! I've never been before, so recommendations on what to see and do is greatly appreciated. Thank you, thank you!

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