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The Next Morning
TUNG1 "wow last night was amazing" TUNG2 "yeah it was. now go make me a sandwitch bitch" TUNG1 "wow why are you acting like this now" TUNG2 "well you said you would do anything for me, and now i want a damn sandwitch" TUNG1 "but i thought you loved me" TUNG2 "well that was cause i just wanted to get in your pants" TUNG1(in tears)" GET OUT JUST LEAVE ME ALONE AND GET OUT!!!!" TUNG2 "fine then didnt expect you to get emotionally attached in 47 seconds" STAY TUNED-----COMING SOON THE 3SOME

What Do You Think?
1. Make him stay at the shallow end to make sex better for you. US sex gurus Masters and Johnson found that the outer third of the vagina is the most sensitive, so deep thrusting isn't essential. Have him 'dip' the tip of his penis into your vagina - it'll feel great for both of you. 2. Spice up your sex life by doing it in the cupboard under the stairs - seriously. Novelty is an intense aphrodisiac, and any unusual setting with strange sensations, smells and muffled sounds, will make sex feel new, upping the excitement. 3. Have your man sit on top of the washing machine while you have sex (you perched on top, with your legs wrapped around his waist). The vibrations carry through his penis, turning it into a wonderful vibrator. 4. Select the cottons cycle for the best results. It's a warm wash so his bum won't get cold, plus it has the longest, fastest spin. Feel those good vibrations. 5. By placing a pillow under your bottom you're creating an orgasm optimum 26-degree

Steve 'o'
Farewell Steve 'O'... When I heard Steve Irwin, The Crocodile Hunter had died I felt some honest to God real pain. It hit me hard. Harder than I would like to admit..and harder than I would've thought. Normally when someone famous dies I pause for a moment to reflect on the joy they've given me, share a couple memories and move on about my day but this one hurt a bit more and called for something a bit more...something from the heart. I walked around in kind of a daze for an hour or so not quite believing that crazy fucker had come to his end. I was hoping it was a prank or rumor but Fox, CBS and Yahoo have all verified my fears...so it is what it is...a tragic loss. A freak mishap with a sting ray and we are all minus one Steve Irwin...his children are left without their doting father and Terry has lost her soulmate. Truly heart breaking. And a shock even though I figured he'd go one day do to his job and passion....but not like this. Irwin brought a real zest to animal docu

Not Being Able To Forget The Past
Today i was blindsided by a little piece of my past i never wanted to relive. 6 yrs ago i left my ex husband because he beat the shit out of me one night in a fit of rage. He fractured several bones in my fave including the bone under my left eye. I wore that black eye for 3 months along with my eye being filled with blood, a concusion and some memory loss, Like the birth of My children. Time has healed most of my wounds mentally and Physically but today this cold brought back something i would not wish on my worst enemy. Being that the bone under my eye is chipped, If i get a sinus infection or a cold of any kind and the drainage that comes with it, My eye swells up and the pain is almost unbearable. well today i blew my nose and felt this pop, and loe and behold my left eye is all swollen, my head is killing me and i have been crying all night because the pain is so bad. It feels like 6 yrs ago all over again this really fuckin sucks ass

Girl/guy Fact's
Girl Facts: When you break a girls heart, she still feels it when you run into eachother 3 years later. When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future. When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more than that When a girl is mean to you after a breakup she wants you back, but she's scared she'll get hurt and knows your gone forever. Guy Facts: When a guy calls u he wants to be with you When a guy

Bonded In A Shell
he wears a mask hiding from his memorys looks back all he sees, hurt and pain probably thinks there is nothing to gain gets lost in his music afraid to let me in i feel i can see right through him hes a great person has a good heart every where he goes no one can tell scared of being hurt and alone so he holds back his emotions acts like he can't feel one day i hope he sees that im for real theres something about him i can't explain i wanna be with him, share his pain we both have diffrent problems but we hurt just the same feel like can't trust no one fuck it keep things buried inside i dont think he sees it yet of course he dont know much about me we both have the same pholosphy make a cut, it will set the feelings free and still no one will be able to see the true person behind the mask feelings of hurt, pain, and sorrow

Can I Do You?? A Poem
CaN I Do You?? A PoEm Current mood: horny Can I do you? Oh Im sorry you dont understand... I mean Can I do you mentally? Caress your intelligence as I open the flood gates to cerberal spasms.... Fill you with vast knowledge as your body shivers from the exploding mental orgasms... Take you to a place where only those spiritually inclined have been.. Extasy, from my vocabulary, that soothes your every nerve within.. Sending waves throughout your body making your toes curl.. Giving you the light that expands the mind, hold on to this girl... Erotic messages getting sent form the brain.. As I sensually verbalize my thoughts so fluids can spill out through that special drain.. Our minds can be interconnected as one sphere.. So serious am I about this that even a crocodile would shed his tear. But the question still remains.. Can i do you or not??

The Other Side
All the lies and cheating My heart is bleeding It's cut so deeply Emotions tears, fears, and blood All run down and make a flood You think your such a stud Really nothing but a dud Low life loser, biggest bum The whole world looks at you Thinking nothing but scum Lieing partying you put me off Used me just so you could get off Well the tables have turned Look whose hurting now Your realizing you missed out I never lied and never cheated Not once I stepped out of position Always pleased you oh so great Now look someone better has got your plate You finally see I was so great You are oh so late I finally found a real honest true mate He could possably be my soule mate

You Might Be A Redneck
You might be a redneck if you think the last 4 words of the Star Spangled Banner is "Gentlemen, Start your engines" . You might be a redneck if you've been on television more than 5 times describing what the tornado sounded like You might be a redneck if you've ever financed a tattoo You might be a redneck if you've ever made change in the offering plate You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says "say no to crack" and it reminds you to pull your jeans up. You might be a redneck if you've been too drunk to fish You might be a redneck if you've wallet and your dog are both on a chain You might be a redneck if you go to the family reunion to meet women You might be a redneck if you buy your wife earings that double as fishing lures You might be a redneck if you mow the grass and find 3 cars. You might be a redneck if you’ve been accused of lying through your tooth You might be a redneck if you’ve ever worn a tube top to a funeral home You might

Darkness
I see the darkness in his eyes, It reminds me of the darkened skys. His love grows stronger so dark inside, I give into him and lost all my pride. His power over me gets stronger with every little touch, He had no idea I loved him so much. Inside my soul bleeds, Hearing him say I Love You is all it needs. You left me all those years ago, For reasons why I did not know. The wounds you gave me bled so deep, In my soul is were they earn their keep. The pain is fierce my soul it cired, Three years I waited, three years had died. No letters, no word, not even a call, All I can say is I gave it my all. By: Juliet

Love
Written with a pen, seald with a kiss I love you boy so tell me this Do you love me or do you not, you told me once but I forgot Of all the guys I've ever met you're the one I love the best I f I die before you do I'll go to Heaven and wait for you If you're not there by Judgement day I'll know you went the other way I'd give the angels back their wings and risk the loss of everything Just to prove my love to you is ture I'd go to hell to be with you. I dont know who it is by...I just like it!

Im Blue!!!
Children: If you're sleeping, are you dreaming, if you're dreaming are you dreaming of me? I can't believe YOU ACTUALLY MISS ME.... Mother: Hi Justin! This is your mother it is 2:33 on Monday afternoon. I was just calling to see how you were doing. You sounded really uptight last night, it made me a little nervous, and a little, well it made me nervous, but it sounded like you were nervous too. I just want to make sure you are really okay and wanted to see if you were checking in on your medication too. You know I love ya. Take care honey, I know you're under a lot of pressure. See ya. Bye Bye! I have to block out thoughts of you so I don’t lose my head They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that I’m alone Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home There's a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my brain An ounce of peace is all I want for you. will you never call again? And will you neve

Penis Pump And Cock Ring Information
Many men find penis pumps to be of great value when they are not able to achieve an erection without some type of assistance. There are many types of penis pumps on the market. Penis Pumps come in many sizes and styles. Basically a penis pump is a cylindrical device that produce a vacuum. The method of pumping varies form model to model. Many people think this is a method of increasing penis length and girth. Well sorry to telly you this but that is not really the case. The penis pump is a short term fix for erectile achievement. Not to give you a big whopping dick forever. The basic principle behind the penis pump is simple. Vacuum pressure caused by the penis pump assist in blood flow and stimulation to the penis which is the vital key in obtain an erection. How to maintain the erection after use of the penis pump will also be discussed in this article. But remember, the use of a penis pump only produces results for a short period of time and that time may vary from one man to

Everything I Already Knew About Sex But Was Afraid To Tell You
1. NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A properly passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2. BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3. NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4. SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. 5. BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body v

A Poem For Jayden
A special journey you have taken to remind us all of things forsaken. For your journey here was not meant to be Your heavenly father has sent you upon his knee. To let you know he needs you home For your spirit shall never roam. Here on earth you will be missed For all the blessings we cannot list. Your part of a family built in stone Your in our hearts and never alone. We love you with all of our hearts. All Your Family

Autumn Is Almost Upon Us
Autumn has always been one of my favorite seasons, I'd have to rank it somewhere in the top five, for sure, and I have so many happy memories of fall time. I remember when I was young, we had a couple of huge trees in our back yard, and every autumn my dad would be out there with his rake, raking all the leaves into a huge pile, and then I'd come running out of nowhere, and jump into the pile and go "Woo! Woo! Woo!" & then he'd pull me out, and brush the flames off...

To All My Friends
i dont think i could make it with my friends and my daughter they are my best best frinds to me sherry and her family is my world they are my life im just feeling depressed right or i was but im fine now love each and ever one of my friends because i need them

My Greatest Fear Is:
PART ONE: Today's entry 9:26am Monday Sept. 25, 2006 Most people I talk to tell me that they have no fears of any kind other than the normal "fear of water, or fear of fire, or fear of being smothered" that type of stuff. I think that everyone has some type of fear of that physical aspect of dying that way. I know I have a fear of Snakes, especially boas or pythons that are big enough to eat someone like me for lunch. But those are just your normal everyday fears that basically are like the boogyman, you can usually get over them as you get older, or not as the case may be. It all depends on the person and their state of mind. Some of those fears never go away. For me the snake one will never go away, but that isn't my greatest fear. My greatest fear is, not knowing my greatest fear. Or rather not knowing what that greatest fear actually is. Even though I have an idea that something is not what is seems in the back of my mind, I always manage to push it to the furthest reaches

Fake Ass Friends Vrs Real Friends!!!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!" FAKE ASS FRIENDS: never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: cry with you FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE ASS FRIENDS:

Something
Something must be wrong with me with all this hurt inside, always bursting with anger, and never any pride. Something must be wrong with me if all I do is cry, I can't stop this pain all I want to do is die. Something must be wrong with me if my emotions run wild, all this confusion does is make me feel like a lost child. Something must be wrong with me with all these terrible things, always there and never gone depression is what it brings. Something must be wrong with me if I can't stop these thoughts, all this pain does is turn my stomach in knots. Something is truly wrong with me when I think there's only one way out, "Let this pain end," is all my heart will shout.

I Wrote These For Someone Very Dear To My Heart.
ETERNITY The love I feel for you will never flee, I will love thee for an eternity. To my life you bring so much joy, Happiness, amusement boy oh boy. Without you I would be just a shell, You make my life so it’s not a living hell. Before you came into my life, It was filled with so much strife. You fill me up like I’m about to burst, But I still cannot get enough, I want you so much, my love bursts forth I am unable to bury it inside anymore. I need you I want you more every day, You fill my thoughts in each and every way. You are my desire and forever will be You will be in my heart for an eternity.

Lost In Each Other
Every morn as I lay down My heart sings to yours I love you Cherie As the slumber falls My dreams are of you Walking in our garden through the morning dew Smiling and laughing As if coming alive again Watching the love in your eyes Grow deeper and deeper Letting you see the love I hold within for you, reflected in my eyes Watching you dance As the dawn arrives Your eyes wide with wonder Watching the dawn with new eyes Smiling, as you run into my arms Feeling your excitement , your fear Feeling your love , your heart race As I embrace you Smelling the dew and flowers of the night That softly kiss your skin Letting our hearts and souls Lead our passion to the boiling point Our passion overflowing Losing ourselves in each other Our passion , our desire , climaxing in unison Our hearts racing as one Lost in each other ~Forever~ Copyright © 2001 LordDarkPrince

Untitled
The touchs are soft and gentle Sweet and Kind,searching for something Someone that understands them Their mood, their need to belong Someone to simply say "I understand" And to know that they speak the truth The ability to see deep into the soul And know what lies there and knows How to bring it out into words or actions How to show someone not to hide from the world But to embrace it and live in it, Not to live in the Shadows We may be different by nature, but never fear it Copyright © 2001 LordDarkPrince

The Power Within
My love, My Life You are my everything My sunshine at night You are the one I want to spend eternity with As my love and my childe You are the one I have searched for The one to bring peace To this troubled soul The one to open, this closed heart The one to teach and show me love again The one to teach the control needed To control the power within Copyright © 2001 LordDarkPrince

Funny As Shit
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart." That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a

911
WOW is all I can say... try it out for yourself! Read to the bottom. Try it out. I did. I got goose bumps. > IF YOU'RE A CRITICAL PERSON STILL READ ON AS IT'S ACTUALLY VERY INTERESTING!! This is actually really freaky!! (mainly the end part, but read it all first) 1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the TwinTowers in 1993) has 11 letters. 4) George W Bush has 11 letters. This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting: 1) New York is the 11th state. 2) The first plane crashing against the TwinTowers was flight number 11. 3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11 4) Flight 77 which also hit TwinTowers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11 5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11 6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9 +1 + 1 = 11 Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and

$$$$$ Love Is Free $$$$$
the world is expensive everywhere you are if you have the money youre a giant star my love can do wonders in a wonderland of love i give my heart away for you im blessed from up above whatever your love may be you dont need a bank of money all you need is love so free mothers crying out in need lottle babies needed to feed dont be shy-you take the lead and chase out all the hate & greed my mind is full of beauty my heart is not for sale but i give my heart away for you and follow threw your trailif you think money is your world well you should just remember that love is free - dont cost a thing for always & forever....................

Beauty Of Love
Love is sacred It's a commitment Love isn't jazz the feeling It's all about caring Love you can't fake it It's natural Love is a learning It can never be cherish Love should be cherish It should'nt be wasted Love you'll never know it'll jazz grow Love is fair it matters nothing Love is a freedom It can be felt in jazz a heartbeat Love is a wLl It'll bring us to hte path of evelasting happiness!!!

What Do You Think ??
My opinion is meeting someone on line and falling in love is just like going to a bar and meeting someone , no matter what you don't know the person anyhow so who care's love is love and if it happens good for you !!!

Hopefuly My New Family Member Soon......
I put an application in to amazing aussies for an australian shepherd. Here are the pics of her. Her name is Jesse and she is partially deaf. I have to go through a home check along with another person who put in an app. for her. I am hoping and praying that I will be able to make her a part of our family........ Sociability with Dogs: Great Sociability with Cats: no issues House Trained: in training Details: Blue Merle - partial hearing, OK Vision Born: September, 2005 News From Foster Family: Jessie has had no problem integrating into her temp foster family. She is a smart and friendly girl who loves to play. Jessie is being crate trained; she only barks for a short period of time then calms down. She is currently learning about proper potty etiquette. Jessie hears well enough to come when called and can hear the back sliding door open even when she is in the front room! Her sight seems to be OK...and she loves to play fetch - with anything!

O0 Give Me Bondage Rawr This Is So Me =d
You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs83%Bondage75%Blind Folds58%Whips42%Biting42%Blood0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

My Sexual Hidden Talent
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Zodiac Sign...
Libra You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Thank You
I want to thank my friends who stopped by to send me well wishes for my test that were done today. You all know who you are. thank you for thinking of me, and after all the test I'm fine there is no cancer there is no lump in my breast. I have never been so scared in my life and if it wasn't for my family and friends I would have never made it threw the past few days. So thank you all very much. Me loves you all.

To Be In Love By Hellfighter
to be in love what is it if you have never felt it omg what you are missing to wake up in the morning next to the person that just takes your breath away all you can think about al day is the person how are they is everything ok you cant wait to get home take them in your arms and hold them kiss hug and love on them just the site of that person makes your whole day bright nothing can get you down you walk breath eat sleep and dream about them thats how i feel about my wife i just had to tell you she is my everything shes my light shes my dreams my sleep and shes so awsome !!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU BABY MY WIFE MISS_CHERRY

What Kind Of Person Are You?
You scored as Outgoing. You outgoing and you have a very friendly personality.Outgoing88%Fun88%Nice88%Immature25%Dramatic13%Shy6%mean0%what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)created with QuizFarm.com

What The Hell?!
Sooo I just got this copy of Adobe Photoshop CS2 and I cannot figure this thing out to save my life! I guess it would be better if I actually had some patience, but I don't lol. All I want to do is put my friends head on someone else's body. I see this done EVERYDAY on this website and for some reason, I can't seem to find out how to do it in the tutorials. If anyone knows and can tell me, it will be much appreciated! It could possibly earn you a small gift....yes, I am resorting to bribes ;)

Love
Love is the most painful emotion anyone can ever feel. It can be amazing while being very dissapointing. I made up my screen name, because I've recently experienced its rath. Love is pain because every good memory makes the loss harder and every bad event or word hurt so much more. It is jealousy because whenever you aren't in love all you see are people who are and when you are in love those who aren't secretly despies you. Most of all it is absolute bliss because every word, thought, emotion, event, memory, and seemingly unoticed every day act is hightened with intesity. Love can get a person through anything if it is strong enough. Hence the name: Love is Pain, Jealousy, and Absolute Bliss. They say, "If you love someone let them go and if they return to you it is ment to be." I can't say that this is a true statment or false but I can say that I hope it to be true. They also say that, "It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all." I couldn't begin to a

Why
Thoughts of why, my heart has died my life is filled with lies, and too many crys. enter the time, of my demented mind my life a wreck... I feel myself fall, on memories I’m choking, feeling so lost and broken; thinking of the past, it went so fast, we thought it would last. Thoughts of why, running through my mind you left me behind, now I’m so cold and stiff. it is you I really miss, we cant be together never and forever. A slight gasp, each breath could be my last. I wish to find a reason why, I should even try, I don’t need to stay here, the end is now near. Thoughts of why my soul has died. my dark heart, has been torn apart. I hang my head in shame, feeling so much pain. all I’ve lost, was it worth the cost? I wish you could still care, and always be there, I want you to hold me tight, all through the night, I want to feel your arms, wrapped around me again, yet, it seems we will never win. Thoughts of why this is my final go

Laws
...You delight in laying down laws, Yet you delight more in breaking them. Like children playing by the ocean who build sand-towers with constancy and then destroy them with laughter. ...But while you build your sand-towers the ocean brings more sand to the shore, And when you destroy them the ocean laughs with you. ...Verily the ocean laughs always with the innocent. But you who walk facing the sun, what images drawn on the earth can hold you? You who travel with the wind, what weather-vane shall direct your course? What man's law shall bind you if you break your yoke but upon no man's prison door? What laws shall you fear if you dance but stumble against no man's iron chains? And who is he that shall bring you to judgement if you tear off your garment yet leave it in no man's path? People of Orphalese, you can muffle the drum, and you can loosen the strings of the lyre, but who shall command the skylark not to sing? Kahlil Gibran

This Has To Be Stopped!!! Please Read!!
Why do we have children? For some the answer is simple, and for others what is the answer? They do not ask to be brought into this world, they cannot choose their parents, and they cannot stand up for themselves as adults can. For some bringing a child into this world is the most powerful thing anyone can do...it's a gift of life, love, sacrifice, giving, protecting. These young beings growing, becoming little people right before our eyes. The love of a child is the most amazing selfless gift anyone could ever imagine. If you were to ask a child what they want in return...most will tell you that they want to be loved, held, kissed, to have someone spend time with them at the park, laughing, to cuddle them when they hurt, when they feel alone or scared. You look at the face of a child and what do you see? Innocent, pure, honest love! There's a thing among most cultures about respect. Warriors from all over the world have some sort of "Code" if you will about honor and respect. Mos

To All Employees
To all employees... Recently we have received credible evidence there have been seven terrorists working in your office. Six of the seven have been apprehended: Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinkin and Bin but-Kissin, have been taken into custody. At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh terrorist; Bin Workin, has been found at your office. We are confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot. You are obviously not a suspect at this time, so keep on doing what you Bin Doin. Sincerely, Bin Tellin

Hooray Sex
You have a sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Survival Training In Japan!!
Today began “Survival Training in Japan,” led by Goto. I had a traditional Japanese breakfast, Jim had a westerner/Japanese breakfast, and David just had a westerner breakfast. Then Goto took us to Toyota head quarters where we met A LOT of people. Of course the language barrier was there, many of the people we met did not speak English, and of course we don’t speak Japanese (trying to learn!!), but it was fun. We saw several Toyota Partner Robots (the whole reason we’re here), the labs where they’re worked on, and different parts of the Toyota factory. After that we had lunch, again traditional Japanese (for all of us), then after lunch we were introduced to EVERYONE, by standing in the front of a room, while Goto told everyone our names, and positions, and that we were from Toyota in the United States, here for training. Then we went to another Toyota plant in another city where we saw the “prep” area before shows. That was cool, they even demonstrated one of the robots playing a tru

Bisexual
You are 81% Bisexual You are very bisexual. The choice between guys and girls is often agonizing for you because you really don’t have a preference. But you always double up your chances every night for getting laid. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Is This Real?
This is Real This is real in my soul my heart took control love won me over again I'm losing my mind For a love I never knew I was destined to find love won me over again Please believe, that it will be you and me hopefully 4 eternity no tears shall be cried no feelings i have to hied you won my heart, love won me over again time and the place your body and my face keeps me sayin love won me over again i feel this is right oh it was love at 1st sight love won me over again no pain is involeved fear has tooken lift off love won me over again I love you, and I'll continue to 100% I'll stick by you for love has won me over again

Assicons
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where: > :) means a smile and > :( is a frown. > Sometimes these are represented by > :-) > :-( > Well, how about some "ASSICONS?" > Here goes: > (_!_) a regular ass > (__!__) a fat ass > (!) a tight ass > (_*_) a sore ass > {_!_} a swishy ass > (_o_) an ass that's been around > (_ x_) kiss my ass > (_X_) leave my ass alone > (_zzz_) a tired ass > (_E=mc2_) a smart ass > (_$_) Money coming out of his ass > (_?_) Dumb Ass > You have just been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within the next > hour and you will be blessed with people laughing their ass off (_ :-)_)

Belief
It was many years ago when I began to understand; everything that happens is linked with the sacrifice of something else; it is a pattern by which we all live. Sometimes when a person is ill, it helps to let the illness pass to something else, said my grandmother. When I am tired and think I can't go on I hear my father say, "See yourself at your destination. Expand your mind to seeing yourself there." to be continued original Ariadne

Three Wishes.
(Note: This was definitely written by a man.) A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The

"best Of" - An Old Blog Of Mine I Ran Across...
This is an old blog I'd written back in the fall of 2003. Read it, live it, love it - it's the reason you should be careful about who you meet online. I figured, after 3 years, it's pretty safe for me to share with you all. Date: 2003-09-07 05:15 Subject: Everything that glitters... Security: Public Mood: aggravated Throughout the entire summer, I've learned two major lessons: 1) rejection is a part of life I should get used to, and 2) if it looks and sound too good to be true, it usually is. So far this year, I've been rejected by: - A woman I cared for very much - A really, really good friend - The United States Armed Forces - Magic Online - Wizards of the Coast, in general - Barnes and Noble, Inc. It seems that in this day and age, it's politically correct to tell me in particular to get lost. I'm now at the point where I have nothing and no one left to turn to. I spent the vast majority of my life listening to other people's problems, but where are t

Ugh!
How do i get blamed for everything. SERIOUSLY. Im going to like explode on everyone one of these damn days. Its starting to REALLY piss me off. I don't like fighting, and i HATE confrontation, but this is going to make me blow. I'll probably just cry afterwords but seriously this is just bullshit. The world could explode and someone it would be MY FAULT. Has my psychotic mother NOT realized that the whole situation with her only gets worse with every step she pushes. Its not that hard of a concept to just leave your fucking daughter alone. Jesus. Move on. I did. Then my grandparents UGH. I love my brothers more than life. But i need my own fucking life. Jeez. UGH! Im gonna scream. Atleast theres a few good things in my life.

Last Night
SOOO - last night i was sittin around in my pokie dotted jammie pants, all settled in to watch Greys Anatomy kinda pouting 'cause there was a concert starting in an hour that i was gonna miss. the phone rings and it's my best friend/favorite hooker dez. her date backed out on her and she now has an extra ticket allll for me WEEEEE! so i get dressed, do hair and makeup in lightning speed time. i've missed out on every big show for the past two years, so needless to say i was all bouncy and happy. then we get there. yick. i'm not a 'scene' person by ANY means - but i used to be able to tolerate most of the people in it ok. the vibe of this show was just NO. nope. nuh uh. so as i'm walking outta the show, two fights later and covered in beer.... i realize. wow, i'm just too old for this shit. on the OTHER hand... I got to see the Reverend Horton Heat and the Horrorpops last night and you didn't!!! NEENER NEENER!!

One Of My Poems
This one is for the son to a liberty that has never existed This is dedicated to the visionary behind eyelids that have never been lifted To the young boy numb to the fact that all around him time and space has shifted And in his, what once was, insignificant existence in this specific time and place punctuality and boastful shows of sharpened linguistics are persistent In this instance you are one with his words, don't be an ignorent pessimist you know he's lyrically gifted And in one of his moments of body and soul conjoined there is a blissful moment of absolute truth......... In your silence and his self appreciation and if you were'nt listening and hanging on to each and every word at that time, then I'm sorry you just missed it Carlos Figueroa (remeber kids plageurism will get your ass beat!!)

Read All The Way Thru
Subject Only in America Body: 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a diet coke and then feel the need to sue if they gain weight. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and

Interveiw Update
Ok so the interveiw went pretty good from what I understood... The only things I could see that I had against me were I've never worked in a newspaper before... That I am not trying to switch from another newspaper to their newspaper... The job it self is way easy... Ok now I was taught I'd have to build from the ground up wit anything I designed... Yeah not here... All I have to do is set up the layout... All the copy,photos,ads everything is supply'd to me...... like I said it's extremely easy...Hardest part about the job is the fact I have to depend on other people for the other shit... But it's deff a cake walk job... No clue what the pay is but for something that easy I don't think it matter is it's over 10p/h... I'll be notiffied I was told next week some time... So there maybe another update after this... :)

From Terry
Juices flowing Running wild Forbidden fruit Evil smile Longing stare Touch of fate Heavy breathing Open Gate Pulsing Throbbing Swaying hips Bite so softly Quivering lips Teasing slowly In despair Pull you in Gasp for air Rhythmic motion Heaving breasts Whisper to you Need for sex Pressure mounting Secrets told Screams of passion the Loss of control

Another Poem From Terry
The secret world of smooth warm flesh your graceful curves delight my eye they call my fingertips to explore them such a wondrous geography, paradise I ache to be your favorite native son, born to love each rise, and silken valley, humbly bow my head to drink so deep from your wellspring of sweet desire I long to quench my lusty thirst in you parched, like a desert nomad's throat dream of the day when you float above find sweet release, like clouds and rain your hands reach out, to take my face and pull me to your waiting breasts to suckle you long as a greedy child lulled by the music, of your hot breath your fingers plow furrows in my hair and trace my brow, fever flushed softly croon song of love to me need binds me tight to your side do you feel me throb so deep inside? a counterpoint to your rolling motion? my growling voice echoes in the room your name kisses my lips and tongue trembling thighs, so graceful spread heaven's gate open so wide to

My Ephipany
So I had a mini ephipany yesterday or was it the day before? Actually I think it was a day long ephipany. I realized that I am all upset and heartbroken over someone that isn't worth it. I gave someone my love, my life and my home and got nothing in return but a broken heart. And you know what thats ok.. cause thats life. But to STILL be upset when he doesn't talk to me or give me attention? IT'S STUPID!!! I really shouldn't care and I realize now, and even more so sitting here writing this that I DON'T! Of course I will always love him but I shouldn't still care past that. And I am not going to. He is a good guy deep down, but he has got a LOT of things to figure out and I realize that he and I aren't on the same page in life and I want to move on to a new chapter. I am not faulting him for being him or even the fact he's got some things to figure out. My point is I am no longer going to care. I want him to be happy and thats it. So I wash my hands of this an

Missing The Sunset
I wrote this for a person close to me who passed away. This poem has been published by the Poetry Center of Chicago in a book called "Solitude" in 2003. Missing the Sunset I have lost many people in my life As I look to an amethyst sky Knowing one cannot see this with me . . . As the moon eats up the sunshine A tear falls from my watering eye I'm mourning in sadness of a loved one . . . Disappearing in death, so quickly Not able to say, "Good-bye," Never able to say, "Sorry," Or, "I have always loved you . . ." I wish you could share all these things That happiness brings A simple sunset, or a rainstorm Wishing you could be reborn Missing the sunset Without you there Bright stars on black velvet your eyes upon me down here. . . . 2003

S-o-s
S-O-S (Surrendering On Sanity) "Surviving Onslaught of Sickness" is what I wanted to name the blog -BUT- My Insanity took over in mid-title of said blog. *shrugs* I'm going totally insane having this flu-bug. Its knock me off my feet for what seems an eternity. I'm not one to whine (well, not TOO much) So just wanted to keep any onlookers and the few faithful blog readers updated to -WHY- I've been absent from my daily BLOG most of this week. With that said: Take Care, I'll be back in full form as soon as my health allows ... I hope to see you all again soon & I hope this finds all well and healthy, happy on your side of the screen! Peace, -G- PS: I'd give anything to be able to inhale threw my nose again *sigh*

My Grandpa Is Dying
its scary how fast it can happen....just this last wednesday he was up and watching walker, texas ranger and joking around with my mom and i....then a few hours of sleep on everybodys part and it all starts going down hill, he isnt speaking at all now, he cant even enjoy a cig. or a shot of brandy. his eyes remain shut but his chest continues to move up and down. he is no longer there but his body hasnt let go yet. and its hard because all i have is family right now, and what few friends i have....i need a shoulder to cry on or just someone who can help me get away from it...make me .laugh about stupid shit to get my mind off of losing my grandpa. last year it was my grandma this year its my grandpa. :( just needed to vent.

Do Not Fuck With Me!
DO NOT FUCK WITH ME! People are such assholes now-a-days. Here is my reasoning: I bet on an Ipod on Ebay. This was a great deal. Definitely too good to be true. And this mother fucking China-Man (And I say it with hostility, not racism - so back the fuck off - I will never be classified as a racist), says that in order to keep this item I have to western union him $240 within the hour. HAHAHAHA. I went back on Ebay to see if he had emailed me back again. And what do you know? The entire account was deleted. FRAUD! However, this douche continues to email me and tell me to pay for this item. Seriously, the address he wanted me to send it to, was a BUNK BED address. BLAHBLAHBLAH TOPBED1. NO LIE. I told him that I was unable to pay for a nonexistant item, and he sent me the same exact email from Ebay forwarded. If you know anything about Ebay, you know that you can send this stuff directly from the account. DUH! I love people who think I'm stupid. It gives me the opportunity to l

Stronger Challenges
Friday, September 29, 2006 Stronger challenges Do the challenges you face seem to be getting more daunting? Most likely that means you're making real progress. The challenges have grown stronger precisely because you've reached a higher level of effectiveness. In meeting those challenges you'll create a path forward where none existed before. With what level of challenge are you willing to live? That will determine the level of accomplishment you reach. Working through the biggest challenges will bring you the biggest rewards. Real and lasting value is created by solving the most difficult problems. With each challenge you grow stronger. And then an even greater challenge comes along, giving you the opportunity to climb ever higher. Diligently work through a few challenges, and soon you'll find yourself looking forward to them. See the real value in challenge, and you'll see the way clear to whatever you choose to accomplish. -- Ralph Marston

Flower
You Are A Lily You are a nurturer and all around natural therapist. People see you as their rock. And they are able to depend on you. You are a soothing influence. You can make people feel better with a few words. Your caring has more of an impact than even you realize. What Flower Are You?

I Love Your Love
I Love Your Love I love your dark eyes, And your curly hair, I love your smile, And the way that you care. I love your deep kisses, I love your soft touch, I love you, I love you, I love you so much. - Christin C.

I Am Horney!!!!
OOOHHHH MY GOODNESS TODAY IS ONE OF THE MOST FRUSTERATING DAYES OF MY LIFE I HAVE BEEN GETTING MORE AND MORE HORNEY LATELY AND I AM GOING BONKERS I HAVE NO WHERE TO GO WITH MY HORNEY NESS IT IS DRIVING ME NUTS MY NUTS ARE ABOUT TO EXPLODE OH WELL I WILL FIND THAT SPECIAL SOME ONE SOON I HOPE WELL THAT IS IT FOR NOW.

Sexual Preference
Just to inform those of you who didn't catch it in my profile, I am BI-SEXUAL. I do prefer men and would love to find the right one, but I am open to a relationship with a female. Sometimes I feel very feminine and others I feel very masculine. This being said, I don't know if I would be the male or female in a lesbian couple. Perhaps those roles would be equally shared. if this is shocking to some of you, just imagine how shocked my mother must have been to find out her 41 year old daughter who has had 4 kids, has had sex with two different women. lol. More later.

Love...
Have you ever loved someone like no other, and felt like you just dont know what to say. Like you are always afraid... Like you are always so happy I guess nothing is wrong. I know it's just me. I need to quit stressing. I am afraid that he will want more. Things that I can't give him. I dont know what he wants. Is he to good. I know he loves me, I can tell in his eyes. I wake up at night, and am so gratefull, For the life that I have. I don't want to loose him. I dont know what to do. I miss him when we are apart. I love him so. What do I do? Why do I feel this way? He has done so much for me. My life is so differant. The life I dreamed of. Is this true love? My heart flutters, when I see him. I get so mad. Is this forever? Does he feel the same way? Why do I dwell? I guess I just dont ever want to loose him. I've never felt like this before. He treats me so good. Do I deserve

My 12 Year Old Son Short Story
Short Story--By Gregory Lee Robinson JR Once upon a time there was this bear cub name Jose, He had a father name Joseph and a mother name Jesicca. They played games and catched their food together. Then one stormy night Jose father got sick and they needed some food and mother bear had to take care of father bear. Jose went and started looking for food on his own. Jose got lost on his way looking for food he started to get tired and hungry then it started raining and he got very wet and got really sick. Jose tried to find his way home but he got very weak from being sick, wet and cold, he fell upon the ground and he couldn't see anything but pitch black, he woke up and found himself in a very sunny and beautiful flowery place with a white castle ahead of him. He went up to the castle gate and the guards with wings let him in. When he went in he was lead down a beautiful hallway, he was let into a very big beautiful room in this room he saw a golden throne, on that golden throne

Top 10 Texas Dumb Laws
10. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing 9. A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. 8. It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer. 7. The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home. 6. When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. 5. It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers. 4. You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times 3. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a h

Help Me
ok i need help with my points im at 200 and some im not to in to the bloge thing but i thought it might work this way so if u could send me comments rate my pics anything that well help well be gratly apreshated i well do the same for u when you need help so ples help me out ~I wont to see you cry~

Don't Waste My Time
with stupid bulletins about level up trains, sex trains, booty trains, and other pointless things. for a while now, that's all I see are idiotic bulletins that serve no purpose, just to spam me with bullshit. there are a few people whos' bulletins and blogs I do read however, so it isn't all encompasing thing. all this LC is better then myspace shit..ppft please. I see more stupid childish whining and drama on here then I do on myspace. Now that says a lot.

Re: Os-iy-o,w-ad-o
Oh Great Spirit Of the Indian People Hear my words For they are words that come From the heart, soul and mind. Oh Great Spirit Be my mind, Be my eyes, Be my ears, Be my heart, Be my soul, So that I may walk With dignity and pride. Oh Great Spirit Of the Indian People Know of me. For I am of your people. I am Indian, An Indian of the Circle of Life A prisoner of War In my own Land! Oh Great Spirit, Of the Indian people, Hear my words For they are for you. They are of you. You are my way of life In the Circle of Life. ________________________________________________ CROSS OVER -- EXERCISE: The Cherokee Medicine Men and Women teach a way to get out of a rut or "cross over" from one direction (or state of being) to another. A Cross-over exercise is a way of getting out of an energy rut or a comfort zone that requires the shifting of mental energy. Find (or visualize) at stream or river of water that can be crossed by walking over a bridge. It

A Letter To The One Who Broke The Doll
To the one I thaught was real, Everything you ever told me was untrue. Every lie you told I baught, every story you told, I listened, ever time you cried, I cried with you. Your life is not your own, but the one you wish it will be, you yourself even believe the lies you say. You claim to have never loved befor, you claimed to have never lived befor, you claimed I was your world, your heart, your soul. This was the biggest of all your untruths. You cannot love, you never could, you must first find who you are yourself befor you can claim another into your heart. You have used all your lines befor, this I know. All those things you say you never said nor felt, I know you have befor. You think I am nothing more then a silly little girl believing everything you say. Yes I did... I wanted to give you the benifit, I wanted it to be true, I wanted to believe in you as no one else has. I wanted to love you, I wanted to give myself to you. I believed you could show me the way to the

Deep Thought
when does CPR become necrophilia? i didn't phrase it as a question for the fuck of it you non commenting bastards. hahahaha aw come on i was just kidding.. i don't really see how i can phrase the question any different..perhaps i can explain it more. While performing mouth to mouth on a dying or dead person, when does doing so become necrophilia, which is "to have sex with a dead person" perhaps that will help, i really thought that question would get some comments at least tell me i'm outta my fuckin mind.

$$$gas Prices$$$ Part I
It is a good thing that it is election time because now our gas prices are lower. I was beging to wonderif I was supposed to put the gas nozzel in my car or if I was supposed to take it up my ________. LOL Don't get your hopes up too much though. We should be seeing $5.00 and up in the next few years (or sooner). There are not to many new resources left to tap (whether or not we dig for oil in some wild life refuge somewhere). Everyday the rest of the world becomes just a little more industrialized. Just think about China, then India; both of these countries are round about half of the world's population. Of course you have to add in the rest of the Asias population and then the rest of the world comming of age.

Poem "daddy Came Home Tonite"
Daddy's coming home tonight Daddy Came home tonight Daddy came home tonight,Blackened and Burned Coughing and Choking, Mommy was so concerned she said there was a Fire and Daddy had to go She heard the call come over as she listened every night Building engulfed in Flames All Active on sight this one will take all night Bells Rang, Whistles Sounded the Screaming Sirens filled the Darkened Night Daddy Had to go. The Newsman said it was like Satan himself walking the earth As the Flames came to welcome them in Two by two they vanished into the hellish sight Daddy came home tonight blackened and burned , his blue eyes still stinging from the smoke he held his little ones so tight The sirens still screaming in the background As mommy pried my hands from him Daddy Please don't go , as he slipped back into the night She said .. Daddy has to go .. He went to find his brothers still in those horrid flames that couldn't come home tonight By Broken

Just When You Think Its Safe To Go Back Into The Cyber Worlds Water Park
Just when you think its safe to go back into the Cyber world's Water park ... Youre smacked right up side the face with the Unmistakeable Fin of the Dolittle DinkyDipChit .. The Dolittle DinkyDipChit has the Markings of the Twit Family .. and Can be Found in all areas of the World... Most Often found Swarming within the gathering places...Most Usually Lurking after the Female form .. but on occasion its need is Male ..The Male Seeking Dolittle DinkyDipChit Can be Identified by its Unique markings .. A Colorful Rainbow Stripe along the Fin..While the Female Seeking Dolittle DinkyDipChit has more than a few markings .. Sometimes its found with an Inverted Penis not found in the Underbelly but more to the front of the head .. This Common species is also known as the Common Dick head variety .. of the Dolittle DinkyDipChit .. Some others have been found to have Obnoxious scents coming from them .. these foul smells can be rather horrid and usually turns away the other Dolittle DinkyDipChit

Brave Soldier
Brave Soldier I fight for you everyday... but are you brave enough to wear my tag? You stand and protest at my funeral...... Yet are you brave enough to wear my armor? You say my death is my punishment from God..... But are you brave enough to carry my bag? You abuse and misuse the freedom I so bravely fight for.... But again are you brave enough to hold my weapon?? As my family cries and misses me while I am off battling your enemies.... Are you brave enough to look them in the eye? When you walk in your everyday life without a care.....Are you brave enough to walk in my boots? When you are driving down the roads to your rallies.... Are you brave enough to drive my truck? As you hold your kids and kiss them goodnight and teach them to hate me....Are you brave enough to lay your head on my pillow? As you drift to dream in your peaceful silence...... Are you brave enough to sleep in my hell? Everyday I look down at my tag and slip into my armor I pull on my

A Special Kind Of Gift - Another Poem I Wrote.
A Special Kind Of Gift There is a special kind of gift that a parent gives their child. A kiss on the check or a hug at night. Or even a tuck in bed and a story to comfort one with. The presents every birthday and even special holidays. The time spent with a child is the most precious time that one can never doubt. Even when it comes to homework for both to learn what it's about. The time at a park, or a special program at school. But no matter what a child is loved. And that is the most special kind of gift that a parent can give to any child, either young or old.

Just A Reminder!!!
Tomorrow morning at 9:00 AM EST, the best male butt contest starts. Watch your bulletins to see where, and please go vote for me. This is my 1st contest, and so many of you have urged me to do this. So go comment and give 10'S...And show my ass some LOVE!!! Love ya all alot!...Thanks...Now wheres my beer?

Tears Of Blood
Tears of Blood tears of blood run down my cheeks leaving stains ofcrimson on my face this once elegant face now unrecognizably even to myself I don’t even know whoI am anymore baby without you I’m lost but all I know is that I’m crying tears of blood thinking about how much I cared about you back in the day but that’s all changed because of one little mistake that you can’t forgive now we’ve both moved on with our lives an found sumone new to spend our money an time on...

#4: Lost Freakin' Cherry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I said it. I love LostCherry. In just four months, I have almost as many friends here as I have in almost two years on MySpace. And you notice that this site doesn't have nearly as many technical problems as that other site. And you get love from literally the second you signed up. (Admit it, you got flooded with comments the second you finished signing up, didn't you?) Oh, and the tech support is actually helpful. And I made some really, really, really awesome friends. Now that they've gotten around to adding blogs, LostCherry is truly the shit. By the way, since I joined four months ago, 240,000+ people joined. (No, I'm not responsible for all those adds. Maybe about 80-100 of them. That's it. Anyways, to whoever it was that put this site together (I'm assuming it's babyjesus since he is user #1, but if I'm wrong, someone let me know.) thanks!!!! I'm sure a lot of us were dying for an alternative to MySpace and you gave it to us. THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For My Mum
Mothers Special person in your eyes Words of encouragement she speaks Advising not critising A warming smile upon her face Wonderful aromas Teasing your nose Tempting food before your eyes She's been busy in the kitchen A sickly belly A pain in the head A bleeding wound here All that are easily cured with a kiss upon the head Who is this woman? Who possesses all these Powers Superwoman, Wonder Woman Or a mixture of the two But nothing so spectacular Just a plain and simple person Blessed with Gods almighty Gift She will be your advisor Your personnel Nurse as well A thousand other jobs, she will do But none as good as this A best Friend and a Mother Is the job she does the best Dedicated to my Mum, sadly missed and always in my Prayers

Another Sister Is Found.
The search continues, but where and how do I do it this time. You see I have an older sister out there somewhere, but she does not know that I exist. I was lucky enough to get from my Birth Mother what my sister birth name was and her date of birth. That is not a lot of information but better than nothing at all. For those of you who are not adopted, searching is not easy. There are hundreds of adoption pages where you can post who you are looking for and hope that maybe they see it. Well, my wish came true. It actually worked. My sister Cherie had no idea that even existed. She knew that she had a half sister and brother. She had hoped that some day they would find out about her and that just maybe they would want to know her. I had those same feeling too. However, as far as siblings from her maternal side, there was only two. Our mother never mentions that she had another sister that was also given up for adoption. Many years later, Cherie thought she would look to see

Blasts
I think this site is a rip-off if you have to pay for these 'blasts'. Most of the blasts you even read are: "Rate my profile and pics! I'm so hungry for internet attention!". As if what the people think whom you'll never meet should really matter to you.

What The Fuck
i'm me. that's something I've been having a hard time with...past present and future...all three converge to be me. not sure i care for that much... bad time...bad fucking time, my apologies alice, if you happen to read this, in regards to my lack of grammatical structure and punctuation but lately, with a lot of things, my give-a-shit o-meter is running on the low side...blah blah blah

Drunk Last Night
ok wow lolz i'm still shitfaced...was talking to some hot 30 yr old woman last night at the bar lol and so she starts seriously hitting on me..and i'm drunk as hell...I drank 1.75 liters of whiskey then 3 of the biggest Screamin blues i've ever seen 4 gigantic long island teas so yeah lolz....well she and I danced some, and later I asked her how old she thought I was, she said about 25 lmao...she wanted to take me home with her!! hahahahahahaha until I told her I was 19 lmao, she was about to leave, lolz before I said I was 19 she wanted to take me...but she wanted one more dance, so I gave it to her. then after she left I drank more....and was yelling at everyone screaming ANYONE WANNA FUCKING FIGHT!??!!?!?!? lolz and ANYONE WANNA TRY AND KICK MY FUCKING ASS?? lmfao i'm prolly going back again tonight...but right now i'm still trashed and i'm takin a nap, i'm going to the firing range today to work on my accuracy lolz as of right now i'm a fucking surgeon with my 40 caliber S&W lolz

Almost Time
i got 12 days and 14 hours til my trip and gas prices are still falling. thank god because thats my main expense. i finally got my car smogged, which in cali, u gotta have a car with clean emissions or u dont get to register it. got some stuff down, mapped out half my trip, and who i will be visiting on the way. this is gonna be one hell of a road trip and i hope i live thru it, lol. may cover 12 states that i havent been to, i been to 17 so far. i got half the southern part of u.s. from cali to alafreakinbama and the entire west cost with 4 on the east coast as well. so wish me luck and hopefully work up to my last day on the 11th, need a few hundred more for this suicide mission , lol god help me

Not Depressed Maybe More Let Down
You know today kinda got me thinking(scary huh) Anyways It seems like when i dig a woman Something always happens ( Example i become the big brother or what not) Or they go im not looking for a realationship and boom 3 weeks later there w someone and yes i know wasnt ment to be a song pops in my head is by Def Leppard Here I am, I'm in the wrong bed again It's just a game I just can't win There you are breathin' soft on my skin Still you won't let me in Why save your kisses for a rainy day Baby let the moment take your heart away Have you ever needed someone so bad, yeah Have you ever wanted someone You just couldn't have Did you ever try so hard That your world just fell apart Have you ever needed someone so bad And you're the girl I gotta have I gotta have you baby There you go, midnight promises again But they're broken by the dawn You wanna go further, faster every day baby But in the morning you'll be gone And I'm alone Every dream I dr

Chaotic Rambling
Calamity strikes Masking confusion of Astronomical proportions. Outward distress hides internal chaos creating the illusion of inward calm. When all Hell is outside then the true inferno raging in your soul can be hidden with clandestine misdirected tears. no idea, ppl... lol... it's exactly as the title states... chaotic rambling...lol... just my mind working wierdly again. nothin new.

Melissa The Milf - Erotic Story
I hate blind dates, need I say more? So you can imaging my frustration when my cousin, Paul, set me up on one, without my calling me and getting my consent. I mean, I hate to think of myself as shallow or, God forbid, a chauvinistic, but I like having a little say so over what type of girl I choose to date. In a blind date, you have no idea what to expect, or what kind of woman you should expect it from, if you know what I mean. I only go for a small portion of the female population, and I’ve got a very strict ideal of what I’m looking for. The time was six o’clock, and I’d just finished going through my pre-date routine of showering, shaving and dressing. I knew I wasn’t going to take her anywhere special, just in case she wasn’t what I was looking for, but found a happy medium before formal and casual, just in case my instincts told me wrong. BODY: My gut had told me that this evening wasn’t going to be a pleasant one, and being somewhat of a skeptical person

Guardian Angel
Your Guardian Angel When I see your smile Tears roll down my face I can't replace And now that I'm strong I have figured out How this world turns cold and it breaks through my soul And I know Ill find deep inside me, I can be the one I will never let you fall I'll stand up with you forever Ill be there for you through it all Even if saving you sends me to heaven Its ok, Its ok, Its ok Seasons are changing and waves are crashing And stars are falling all for us Days grow longer and nights grow shorter I can show you I'll be the one I will never let you fall I'll stand up with you forever I'll be there for you through it all Even if saving you sends me to heaven Cause you're my You're my My true love My whole heart Please don't throw that away Cause I'm here, for you Please don't walk away and Please tell me you'll stay, stay... Use me as you will Pull my strings just for a thrill And I know Ill be okay Though my skies are turning gray

A Feeling Of An Incomplete Life
my whole life i have known that i was adopted. i also have known that my "parents" adopted me to fill a void due to the lose of twins during birth. my "mom and dad" have always told me that if i wanted to look for my biological mother they were behind me 100%. well, my 18th birthday came and i told them that i wanted to find her. they told me no. they said to wait until i graduated highschool. that came and once again i told them that i wanted to find her. they once again said NO. they said i had to wait until i graduated college. well, i should be graduating this coming spring, but i got married and put my college on hold. i feel like i am incomplete without knowing who the fuck my mom is. i have so many questions for her. why did she put me up for adoption? does she regret it? what is my nationality? what is my heritage? where is my biological father? do you want me in your life? WHY?! WHY DID YOU PUT ME UP FOR ADOPTION?! what did i do wrong to not know my tr

Funerals N Evaluation
I had to attend a funeral today for a friend of my families... I HATE FUNERALS!!! *crys* The lady that died was a sweetheart of a person... she had asked me to sing for her funeral a while back when she was at the beginning of fighting breast cancer... she lived 6 months longer then the doctors told her she would. Well in sitting there in the service.. I began to evaluate my life... damn!!! What a thought... then I get on here and actually have someone that I hold dear to my heart actually left me a commment on my profile telling me not to contact him.... sometimes I wish like right now, it were me 6 feet under!!! *crying* but... I have 2 very loving reasons for living... CHRISTIAN n EVERETT My sister made this pic for me.. Thank you SiS!! Okay back to evaluating my life... I want to have my family n friends remember me for who I truly am... A loving Mother... Dedicated Mother... Surviving Mother... A mother that truly loved her boys and brought them up to

Test
ok this is a test so see how this thing works..I have to thank my friend Robert for bringing me here...its actually kind of fun and get to see goooooooooood looking men :P Sitting here thinking about the past and how much of a butthead my ex fiance has been...I mean he told me that I am ugly and would never find anyone...well hell if that is the case how come I been getting 10s...brent u buttmunch I wish you could see my rating LOL

My Wedding Day..............?
I don't care and haven't really thought about it all day. And I am glad you all have been respectful as to not mention it to me. Does it bother me in some way that today was the day I was supposed to get married and didn't? Maybe. But not enough to be depressed or upset. My life has went on to better things and that is all that matters. Not like I have my fucking wedding dress anyway for my wedding :) Don't like my attitude about it? Think my attitude is wrong? I almost care. It's my life not yours and you aren't in my shoes, therefore.....you're opinion means jackshit to me. So.....where's my gifts bitches? =)) Hope everyone is having a good weekend! :)

If I Could Catch One
If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you. And share with you it's beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own. A place to find serenity A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea. But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me, I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair But let me be...what I know best, a friend that's always there.

I'm An Angel, Right Lol
You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.Angel100%Faerie75%Mermaid50%Dragon50%WereWolf25%Demon0%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Me
action="http://www.memegen.net/viewmeme.pl" method="post">Your love is... by ChibiMarronchanYour name is...Your kiss is...deliciousYour hugs are...warmYour eyes...light up a dayYour touch is...heart warmingYour smell is...amazingYour smile is...hypnotisingYour love is...unique

Eyes Full Of Main
You scored as Eyes full of Pain. People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.Eyes full of Pain83%Mysterious33%Diamond Eyes0%Passion0%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Well Do You??
do your's 1. do you think aim cute? 2. do you want to kiss me? 3. do you want to cuddle wit me? 4. do you want to hook up with me? 5. do you think aim smart? are wen's 1. are we quintessences? 2. are we friends? 3. are we hook ups? 4. are we in a relationship? 5. are we gonna have kids? am i's 1. am i smart? 2. am i cute? 3. am i funny? 4. am i cool? 5. am i the most brilliant person ever?...hehe? would your's 1. would you hang out with me? 2. would you date me? 3. would you be my hook up? 4. would you be my girlfriend/boyfriend? 5. would you have sex with me? have you ever? 1. have you ever thought about me? 2. have you ever thought there might be an "us"? 3. have you ever thought about about hooking up with me? 4. have you ever found yourself wanting a kiss from me? 5. have you ever wished i were there? are your's 1. are you done with this survey? 2. are you happy you know me? 3. are you mad at me? 4. are y

Earlobe Piercing
You scored as Earlobe Piercing. Awwww aren't you cute with your little goody-goody attitude and what not. Maybe you should stop being so freaking nice and go and burn something. I mean seriously.Earlobe Piercing100%Tongue Piercing80%Labret Piercing70%Belly Button Piercing70%Nose Piercing50%Lip Piercing40%Nipples40%Dirty Piercings30%Cartilage Piercing30%What Piercing Are You?created with QuizFarm.com

I'm A Romantic Lol
You scored as A Romantic. You're a romantic through and through. You may not ever have very many partners, but it's ok. You know that it's about the person who you're having it with, and that the sex is more of a fun biproduct - a very fun biprodict. You know how to make your partner happy, and that's what it's all about.A Romantic75%Sex God65%A Slave To BDSM60%Virgin40%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

Hidden Talent
I stole this from Marina...lol... Thanks... looks like I'm like you hahaha Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Hmmmmmm
Your Spicy Score: Medium You are hot enough to make a lasting impression, but you strike a balance. You know when you're being too fiery, and you also know when to bump up the temperature. Naughty and clever. Sexy yet down to earth. You know how to work both sides of your personality. Men find you hot yet approachable - the perfect combination! How Spicy Are You?

Stop And Think
Life is sometimes a funny thing. We live in an I want it now society. A world of hi speed and fast pace but did you ever just stop and think? Did you ever just wonder what would happen if you slowed down for just a minute? Ever wonder what if? Ever try to analyze the outcome of the things we are going to do? Everyquestion the whys of the things that happen? Everything that we do in some way effects the people around us. Something we post here can make people laugh, perhaps even cry. We send out messages all the time, the ones that say repost this or else. We forward jokes and stories. But when was the last time that you stopped and thought? Mayb the people that you are sending all the jokes and stories and stuff too might just like a simple hello how are you. Something a little more personal. Here in LC we jump from page to page sometimes leaving a comment or a rating, or sometimes just to see whats there. Did you ever stop and think that maybe you could just say hello and tha

Lips Of An Angel - Hinder
Honey why are you calling me so late It's kinda hard to talk right now Honey why are you crying is everything okay I gotta whisper cause I can't be too loud Well, my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice saying my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard to be faithful With the lips of an angel It's funny that you're calling me tonight And yes I've dreamt of you too And does he know you're talking to me Will it start a fight No I don't think she has a clue Well my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice saying my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard to be faithful With the li

Walk In My Darkness
Embrace you shadow and walk alone run from no evil hug the demons take no drugs to disrupt the pain face the fear of myself with myself Become the rose the was intended push throught the dirt first hear the soul when it cries crying to be free walk throught the empty darkness and dive into the hidin tears yeah im just walkin in my darkness

How Normal Am I??
hmmm this is strange lmao You Are 50% Normal While some of your behavior is quite normal... Other things you do are downright strange You've got a little of your freak going on But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself How Normal Are You?

Unfinished Poem Man I Hate Writer's Block
Ever since we met, you've put a smile, on my face. That even now, I don't think time, could erase. Having you near me, holding me tight. That's how I sleep, through the night. On sleepless nights, when you are gone. The thought of you, still lingers on. Its only then when i drift, off to sleep. That my heart tries to tell, this secret that I keep. Wanting to tell, you so badly. That its for you that, my heart truely aches. Your gentle touch and, your sweet kiss. Your handsome face, that's what I miss.

The First Date: Part 2
the first date: part 2 We enter the dark house. Our bodies so close I can feel the rush of our blood. The beating of our heart in tune with the throbbing of my rigid member. I carry her to my bed and gently lay her on the bed. Looking at her I say, " You look like a goddess". She starts to remove my clothes urgently with a fervor like she would devour me. Biting my nipples like she was starving for anyting I might give. Nibble and biting; the pain was making me exhale and inhale sharply.She grabs me and pulls me down to her and bites my neck quick and hard . It was all I could do not to cry out in pain and beg her not to stop. I grab her hands from behind my back it was my turn to play. I put her hand above her head and taking a silk hankerchief tie up one hand to a bed post tight. Not to tight though I wanted to give her the illusion she could struggle free. I then tied her other hand the same. I then started removing her clothing slowly but not to slowly. I wasn't c

Say What You Gotta Say
Do not walk away when the road is rough, It is true what they say; crossing boundaries is tough. Never say goodbye when you have wings to fly. Follow your scheme in the morning light; live your dream through a starry night. Never say goodbye, just give up or cry. It is wise and smart to seek the truth; listen to your heart the leader of youth. Never say goodbye and be deaf to every lie. Pursue your goal though the journey is long; free your soul from all feelings, bad or wrong. Never say goodbye and YOU'LL WATCH YOUR LIFE PASS BY

Take My Heart
i saw you standing there all by yourself i saw the look in your eyes back when we new our love would never end and wed never say goodbye when im with you things are alright when we kiss goodnight we both know that it wont end there two lovers in the night so take my heart and keep it locked up keep it out of sight take my heart and keep it locked up make me feel alright in my world you complete in a dream we will meet and youll take my heart again

What Is Your Sexual Iq?
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

A Weekend Together Ch. 01
You arrive at my house to meet me for our dinner date. You look stunning in your little black dress which shows off your tits beautifully. Underneath is a black silk bra with matching thong and garter belt with seamed black stockings. On your shapely legs are a pair of knee high, stiletto heeled boots. I'm dressed in my best suit. We kiss and then I hand you a glass of champagne and a little wrapped gift. You take your drink and open the package. Initially you look puzzled, but I pull a small remote control from my pocket and whisper in your ear that it controls the vibrating love egg I've given you. I lead you into my lounge and you sit on the sofa. I put my hands on your knees and push them apart, kneeling between your legs. You lift your bottom up and I hitch up your dress. I start to kiss your knee at the top of your left boot. I work my way to your thigh, where the stocking top is gently indenting the skin. I lick across the naked flesh to your thong. I gently kiss your puss

Ok Not Cool I Need Help
You are 66% normal You are kinda normal. You have your quirks, but overall you are quite normal. You do get a kick out of doing random things once in a while though. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Whatever Part 2...lol
The Picto-Personality TestYou are a person who is very calm and kind. You go out of your way to help people who need your help.When alone, you appreciate being able to do nothing if you want to, and setting your own pace for things.You are intelligent. You use your time to its fullest potential and will go very far in life.In the future you will be happy and live richly.Take this Test at QuizGalaxy.com

To You're Responce
here i am waiting for you im quivering with lust my skin burns with passion what you going to do about it i lick my lips will you lick my lips? will you take me in to you're arms? will you make me feel you deep in me?

I Am So Irritated At The Lc Right Now
nothing is working for me on it today so im irritated at it....so im going to sign off for a little before i get so pissed that i throw my comp thru the window....so peace ya'll dont be too sad ill be back in a little bit...much luv... luv always---mary

Cherry Stash
The crew has been hard at work creating yet another cool ass feature for the LC. If you have not had a chance, please check out your new "Cherry Stash." Now you have a place to stash all of your favorite links, videos, jokes, etc. If you have any questions, please let me know. Scrapper.

Boyfriend Troubles
so me and him were broken up all summer, right? but we were still TALKING like we were bf/gf and dated and all that..then we start going back out once school started back up..and 2 weeks later i came to find out that he had been hanging out and talking to his ex all summer and there were several other girls that he had been talking to. he even took one to a concert that he was supposed to take me to..it really hurt me. once i found this out i didnt want anything to do with him. then i realized how much i really loved him and wanted to be with him still. he eventually came out and admitted it all, i was sick of hearing the rumors. but im willing to still be with him because i wasnt exactly a good girl over the summer, i hung out with numerous guys. but i still dont know if im stupid for still being with him? he said he regrets it all and wishes he didnt hurt me, he wants to still be with me but i hope that he at least learned his lesson? idk what do u guys think? i swear he is my one an

Bad Drivers
I had such a bad day driving Friday that I just need to vent a lil. I drive a tractor trailer for Stickley Furniture (good shit, but expensive) so I'm on the road more than most people, and I constantly see such bad driving its a wonder more people aren't killed. For example, Friday, while driving through Harrisburg, PA I had a car cut across 2 lanes of traffic in front of me, and the only reason I didn't run his ass over and turn him into hamburger was a split second maneuver on my part to get into the next lane, missing this idiot by less than a foot. The fact that I was mere seconds away from probably killing this guy shook me up for a bit. Another lady told me, once when I confronted her at a rest stop after a particularly stupid move on her part which required me to lay down 60' of rubber, "Well you have 18 brakes on that truck, don't you?" Ummmm, no. And even if I did, a 40 ton truck doesn't stop on a dime, it doesn't even stop on a dollar. I swear I'm going to need a tax d

Where Is A Star
I am alone...not completely alone. I am with someone who I love, yet I feel all alone. I love him like a father, or brother....i love him as an indentured servant comes to love her master. I care for him, yet my heart...that part of spirit that loves, passions, desires,....is far away, waiting for another, on the windowsill of the home he left. So here am I...all alone...wishing on a dream.

Branded
Been Branded I wish I knew what you think of me Maybe you're not sure what to think Damn the consequences I'm like an addict on the brink Climbing the walls Trying not to let it show They all think I'm keeping it together I'm too good, they'll never know The craziness, the emptiness That fill my nights and days In search of that something To fill the hole and show me the way I am lost Everyone mistakes the words I say One touch, a moment with you Now I'll never be the same I've got to get myself out Before I'm fit to be tied God knows I've tried to be "good" I've tried and I've tried I have this sinking feeling I'm doing things I didn't think I'd do I'm tired of trying to believe What just isn't true You see, I've been branded Mark left on my skin I feel it still, but now The burn comes from within

Pain
I lay alone in my bed at night, thinking about times passed. I see your face, I see you walking towards me but I can't reach you. You seem thousands of miles away and all I want is one more minute, just one more, to hear your voice to say I love you one more time. I never knew pain like this, until you left me. And it never fades. I'm forever stuck with this pain, and my heart is shattered.

Random Thoughts
Yay, no survey today!! This is something I wrote in my myspace blog on August 2nd, 2006, but I think it applies now also. I'm really tired of hurting other people unintenionally. I'm really tired of missunderstandings. I'm really tired of being ignored. I'm really tired of waiting I'm really tired of being bitched out. I'm really tired of the pain that I feel. I'm really tired of being in the dark about how certain people feel. Just random thoughts that came into my head. I'm really tired of being confused I'm really tired of being lonely I'm really tired of being hated I'm really tired of loving people who don't love me back I'm tired of not knowing the answers I'm tired of not asking the right questions I'm tired of caring so much I'm sorry for being emo everyone, but I just have a lot of shit in my head right now, and this is about the only way I can express it.

The Wait
I'm gaurding my heart I'm losing today So aimed on tomorrow Yet stuck in yesterday I wish I could let you In passed that wall But I'm afraid of the pain I'm afraid of the fall It's hurts to hold back But more to let go Let the feelings spill out To let you really know These feelings are strong So much stronger then me The wall in me is breaking Soon they'll all see The fear, sadness, love The real happiness too The words I want to say But I hold back from you I don't want to push I can wait for a bit I won't show you the hurt I won't throw a fit But I don't know how much more My fragle heart can take I don't know how much longer These feelings I can shake I'll wait for a while I can hold on for you But I haven't got a lifetime To see what you'll do By Kimberly R. Joli

Poem
A friend left this on my page and I liked it so well that I wanted to share it with yall. Not sure if he wrote it or not, but it just really spoke to me. Hope yall enjoy it. Have a great night. ~Chickie There are days when bubbling from us comes the innocent child within, who giggles at the little things and wears a silly grin. There are days when melancholy comes to visit for a while; the mind feels tired, the body weak; we have no strength to smile. There are days when joy abundant grabs a hold of you and me; wraps us up in all it's splendor, lifts us up and sets us free. There are days when sorrow wraps us in its cloak of grief and fear, 'till our hearts ache to the breaking, 'till our eyes can't shed a tear. There are days when love bestows us with its wonderment and light; with its beauty and its mystery, its power and its might. And there are days when life rewards us and seems to make amends by granting us a marvelous gift, the pre

Bless The Broken Road
Copying over from myspace. Hope yall enjoy! :) ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I just love this song...especially the Carrie Underwood version. Only reason I'm blogging right now is because I think so many of my friends (myself included) have had some rough roads here lately whether it's been with family or personal relationships...things have been tough. I think we just have to remember that these bumpy roads will lead us to something better, but we have to be open to that and not be so guarded. True, its hard to wear our hearts on our sleeves and run the risk of getting stomped on..who likes that? Not me! But still, the rewards can be so great that its totally worth the risk. Anyways, take a read and just know, that I think better days lay ahead for all of us. Love yall!! Bless The Broken Road I set out on a narrow way many years ago Hoping I would find true love along the broken road But I got lost a time or two Wiped my brow and kept pushin

Acceptance
Ok, some random musings from my brain thats been in overdrive lately analyzing everything haha. Wow, just read my horoscope today--yes I still do that! And the fact is, I enjoy the little tid bits of wisdom and thought. Today's was interesting and really ties into some ongoing conversations I've been having with my friends... A person isn't going to change, no matter how much you wish it to happen. All you can do is cut your losses. If you keep up the association, know that there are chronic personality tics you'll have to deal with. It's so true. You really have to accept someone just the way they are, love them for who they are and accept them "warts and all" as my mom would say. Maybe it's human nature to want that ideal person and to try to mold others to fit our ideals but how boring would that really be?? VERY! I guess we just need to remember that we want to be accepted just the way we are and loved for who we are and that we should give that same gift of accep

The Date
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead > sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat > down, but lacks the nerve to start a conversation. > > Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket > towards the man. > > He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. > > "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. > > "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. > > They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the > theater followed by drinks They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest > dreams and he shares his. She listens. > > After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to > her place for a nightcap .. and stay for breakfast. > > They have a wonderful, wonderful time. > > The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. > > The guy is amazed!! Ev

Y Im Lonely
Sorry im just in a mood my exgirlfriend keeps calling me i miss her but u have to move on and find someone for me. I am just using this a outlet. I try to go out and find someone new but i am shy again lost my nerve trying to find it again not working 2 well. Im a nice guy and need someone to love me the way i love them.

Ladies See If You Fit The Description
Ladies...see if you fit the description!!! Current mood: flirty dresses like a grandma: when i see old ladies in the street, my shit don't get rock plays musical instrument: she better be a professional skin flute/pecker piccalo professional is shorter than you: haha i love me a shawty same height as you: a girl that can look me in the eye is rare, turns me on too is taller than you: rarely ever have to look up at a female, not sure if a girl taller than 6-1 is for me has green eyes: green eyes are beautiful has blue eyes: blue eyes are deep has brown eyes: brown eyes are dark and mysterious has long hair: love me some long hair has med. hair: medium hair is cute too has short hair: short hair has to be done just right, or it aint right... drinks alcohol: ha we could definitely get along better smokes cigs: i dont like kissin ashtrays...i might could make an exception for the right lady smokes weed: as long as she aint feenin like snoop o

Oh Look Borning Info All About Me Lmao
A 200 Question Fun Survey 4 Myspace (All The Bzoink Surveys Put Together)Full Name::SERENA DAWN Birthday::JULY 29TH Birthplace::CLEVELAND, OHIO Eye Color::BEAUTIFUL FAWN BROWN Hair Color::BROWN Height::5'7 Weight::THINK I WOULD HONESTLY TELL Right handed or Left handed?:RIGHTY Your Heritage::OH GOD I HAVE 10 OF THEM My Worst Habit::SMOKING Zodiac Sign::LEO THE LION (GRRRRRRRR) Shoe Size::DEPENDS ON WHAT KIND OF SHOES Pants Size::DEPENDS ON THE BRAND Innie or Outie?:INNIE Parents Still Together?:YES The Shoes You Wore Today::SKETCHERS Your Weakness::LOVE Your Fears::MY CHILDREN BEING HURT AND DYING ALONE Your Perfect Pizza::BLT Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year::LIVE ANOTHER DAY Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger:YUPPERS Thoughts First Waking Up::CHECK ON THE KIDS Your Best Physical Feature::EYES Your Bedtime::BETWEEN 12 AND 2 AM Your Most Missed Memory::LIVING A HAPPY SECURE LIFE MY FAVORITESFavorite color?:AQUA BLUE AND GREEN, BLACK Food?:LONDON BRIOL STEAK Sport

Why?
SOMEONE TELL ME WHY PPL GET SO DAMN JEALOUS WHEN YOU FLIRT A LITTLE? I MEAN COME ON, ITS NOT LIKE THEY ARE RIGHT THERE WITH YOU OR SOMETHING. AND I THINK IF YOUR ON THIS SITE AND HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE/HUSBAND AND DON'T WANT TO BE FLIRTED WITH, IT SHOULD BE ON YOUR PROFILE STATED SOMEWHERE! THAT'S JUST MY THOUGHTS. AND YES I AM SINGLE AND I WILL FLIRT, BUT I DO KEEP MY FLIRTS TO A MINIMUM BECAUSE I'M THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT DOES NOT WANT TO CAUSE DRAMA! I'M A NICE AND CONSIDERATE PERSON, SO IF I HAVE OFFENDED ANYONE, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS TELL ME NICELY AND I WILL APOLOGIZE AND MOVE ON! THATS HOW I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD BE. BUT YA KNOW, PPL ARE FUCKING CRAZY AND DON'T CARE TO BE ASSHOLES ANYMORE. WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO? OK DONE BITCHING NOW :) HOPE YA ALL HAD A GREAT WEEKEND!!!! MINE WAS NICE AND RELAXING AND I DID ENJOY JUST STAYING HOME WATCHING MOVIES AND CHATTING WITH ALL MY FRIENDS ON HERE, CAUSE YOU ALL ROCK! HAVE A GREAT WEEK ALL, TIFF :)

Life Is Pain
Oh how dark my life has become, the joy of yesterday has become the pain of today. Where is the life I long for? Where is the love that fills a soul with Peace and Joy, Where are the eyes of another that with total longing and desire. So far beyond lust of the flesh, but a connection of the mind, body and soul

Mmmm...good
The warmth of the sun makes love to My skin with such delicate kisses. The cool spring breeze whispers sensually As it caresses my skin The visual beauty of the way Mother nature makes love to the world Stimulates the mind into a sexual frenzy The way the sky kisses the water The way the trees tickle the sky The way the wind stimulates the ground The way Mother Nature makes Loves to the world, Is the way nature makes love to you

Quotes
These are a few quotes or writings that i have came across over the years that have touched my life in some sort of way!! Maybe they will u too!! Love is the only immortal thing about us and without love we have nothing! Marylin Monroe One of the greatest experiences in life is to love and to be loved. If your wishing upon a star and it never seems to come true, then take time and think! "Are u wishing for the right wish?" No pessimist ever dicovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. Helen Keller It is better to have loved and loss then to have never loved at all! Everything in life that we really accept must undergo change. The answers will come but only after you know which ones are worth asking. Perhaps if one really knew when one was happy, one would know the things that were necessary for one's life. Be patient toward all that is unsolved in your heart and try to love the questions

Zepman's "how I Met Jimmy Page" (chapter Two)
CHAPTER TWO - Zepman’s "How I Met Jimmy Page" Ok, where was I? Oh, yeah, twist of fate #4, because I was quite tired at that point, having flown all night, and I could have just decided to go back to Sir Christopher Wren's house and gone to bed, and because I could have chosen from one of several boats there along the River Thames. Floating serenely down river, our guide/operator/captain pointed out various sites along the banks within eyeshot. Then, the young pilot said "...and off to the left is the house where Jimmy Page, the former guitarist of Led Zeppelin, resides", and I just about fell overboard! I tried to get a picture, but by the time I had my camera up, trees obscured the view, and it was gone. My heart pounding and my brain buzzing, I asked the pilot if this last was a true statement, which he assured me it was, and that he wasn't joking, so I proceeded to get directions from him to that area from where the boat docked about 15 minutes upriver. Following his di

Love
You’re the thought that starts each morning, The conclusion to each day. You are in all that I do, And everything I say. You’re the smile on my face, The twinkle in my eye. The warmth inside my heart, The fullness in my life. You’re the hand that’s laced in mine, And the coat upon my back. My friend, my love, My shoulder to lean on. You’re my silly, mature, caring, Thoughtful, bright, and honest guy. The one who holds me tightly, When I need to cry. You’re the dimple in my cheek, The ever-constant tingle in my soul. The voice that makes me weak, The happiness of my life. You are all I’ve wanted, You are all I need. You are all I’ve dreamed of, You are all of this to me. You are my world my heart my soul and my heart chose you and to my heart I must be true I love you darling.

For He Fears Nothing Now
FOR HE FEARS NOTHING NOW a> As I sit in the dark, tears streaming down my face. He cannot move, he barley breaths. Fate has hurt him, for he is dying in my hands. While the night grows colder, he is fading farther away. He slips in and out of consciousness, he is unable to move. I speak softly to him, I try to comfort him in what looks to be his final hours. After hours of hope & love, he is coming back around. While he's fully aware and moving fine, fate strikes him down even harder this time. For she has killed him. He is cold and lifeless. I cried a river of tears last night, for I lost my friend. My Spike, I miss him so........ I looked into his eyes one last time. As I looked deep into his big brown eyes, they clouded up. I have sent you to rest under my black roses you loved so much. Though some may not think much of you, I raised you. I will always love my G-Piggy, the suto circus lion you always wanted to be. By: Biker REDS

Something Real.
I have a ton of thoughts in my head that i just cant seem to put together. And say what i need to say or what i want to say. Lately all ive done is cry, and i HATE crying, its probably the one emotion that truly bugs me. I've been dealing with a lot of things. Friends, Family, etc. Im finally okay with my friend dying i mean i know shit happens, so im not upset anymore like i was. And ive just ignored the shit with my family, but theres other shit inside my head that i cant get rid of and part of me wants to but i know if i say how i feel its going to end bad, and if it ends bad i can't take it. I've pretty much put my whole world on hold this past few days, because there is something bothering me, but im not really sure what it even is. Sadly enough. I think i need to just run away for a little while and get away from the world =/ Oye. Someone save me.

Under The Moonlight 2
~I starts with a gentle blow on the tropical wind in the air,as the white sand brushes thru your hair, as we walk along to moonlight path shores of the clear blue sea of which your eyes can see, i hold your hand along the way as the waves wahes away our footprints in the sand, when i turn to look deeply into your eyes a can see the mare reflection of the moon for the love we share i nthis moment is true, oh how im spending every moment here with you..as we walk away from the sea i notice only one pair of footsteps in the sands...its not the you was a dream or the moonlight playin tricks with my heart,its only cuz when the times got rough for you i was there to carry you in my arms as you kiss my tender lips without a care in the world you trouble seem pointless as your in the arms of your true love kissing under the Moonlight~ > (4 that Speacial Sum1)BC > Written by Andrew > A.k.A. Rickay Swavae

Lost In Love
Lost in love Where does it end Life without that one true love Keeps your life spinning Fragile and broken that is all we are One person comes in and we can all fall apart Where does this pain end WHere does this heart ache end Two hearts so close to one another Then a problem arises and seperates them forever Life alone Life alone Life with no existence just sitting at home When her passions peaked and mine were intertwined FOr a brief moment we thought another may come alive My insides twirled with happiness Hers were scared and how could we do it We wouldnt be alone Life has taught us many things We need money for everything Money cant buy happiness Money cant buy love Money cant show you deep in the mountains making love Money is the make or break scenario When we are free to do as we know THis case ended in money stronger than love Its to bad it hurts like hell to let go of one you love Money cant buy my happiness back Just someone truly loving me fo

Silver Leash Part 1
I wrote this for someOne very special to me. I hope He enjoys it. *Smiles softly* I wait for You, rushing to kneel beside Your chair as I hear Your car in the driveway. I watch the door, dark red hair cascading down straight back, head held high, hands palms up on slightly parted thighs, wearing only a silver collar with a silver engraved padlock, silver leash laying in my hands. Deep blue eyes sparkle with emotion as Your key hits the lock, small smile starting to tease the corners of full pink lips. The face turns up expectantly as You walk in the door, looking to my place, smiling softly at seeing me as I’ve been instructed to be. You step out of Your shoes, then Your shirt slides off Your shoulders, pants following in a trail from the door to stand in front of me. You reach Your hand out, I lay the leash across Your palm, head falling back to expose the collar. You attach the leash to the collar, lean down to gently kiss my forehead, my deep blue eyes closing slowly. As Y

I Bleed For You
I Bleed for You Cody Lawson 9/24/06 Everyday I go on I feel nothing but pain inside my heart I didn't want you to leave me like that Why did you have to go on that day and leave me to face this fucked up world I think about you everyday I think about the day the lord called you home. Inside my heart I bleed for you Inside my head I dream for you Wishing you would come back to me The thought of one day seeing you again keeps me going. Everyday I walk through our door looking to see your beautiful face Realizing you've left me for good makes me want to kill myself Cause I want to see you bad enough to end it right now As I stand on the ledge I hear your voice whisper to me Everything will be better one day. Inside my heart I bleed for you Inside my head I dream for you Wishing you would come back to me The thought of one day seeing you again keeps me going. Damn this shit is hard All I want is you beside me to help me though this Everytime the phone

Unreliable
I just wanna be numb. Dead inside. I don't wanna feel anything anymore. I don't want anyone to rely on. I don't want anyone to rely on me. I'm an unreliable creature anyway. Always changing. Forever moving on. I just want to be alone, as I once was. I just want to be empty inside. I don't want this happiness anymore. I'm just a whore with an fake innocence. It lures people in, I make people love me. Then I go away. I'm always pushing, never letting anyone in. Can I just go back to that again? I don't want to be in this insecure place anymore. I don't want to feel this uncertainty. Forever waiting for someone, hoping for someone. Craving someone.

Random Friendship
A Friendship Poem At Random It was at random that we met, A chance that not many get. When I heard the "Uh Oh", How was I to know! That you would turn out to be my special friend, Someone who could be there, Until the end. No matter how I feel or what I do, I know, in my heart, That I can count on you. I've never seen you, Heard you, or touched you. Those kind of chances are very few. To meet someone from far away, Never knowing if they're here to stay, Not knowing if what they say is true, Of what they're doing and telling you. So far away, but yet so near, The "not knowing" is the fear. Is it truth, or is it lies? Will a heart grow, or will it die? Either way, the bonds of Friendship's strings are tied. One's needs are met, Some with regret. Some with hope, Some with pain. But still, the answer is plain. If we hadn't met, On that very day, Things would be different In every way. The emptiness may be filled, A life may start to rebu

Sebastian
Sebastian In my dreams you come to me, And take me by the hand, You light the pathways of my life, Like you know what God has planned. In my dreams you come to me, And hold me close to you, you whisper words of comfort, And I don't doubt you're true. In my dreams you come to me, And softly kiss my lips, You fill my heart and soul with love, A beautiful eclpise. In my dreams you come to me, and the deamon's run away, You guide me as only you know how, And clarify my way. In my dreams you come to me, And in this time I know, That only in dreams we're together, And God has made it so.

A New Week...
another week .... where does the time go .. its like just over 2 months till xmas.....wow gotta start shopping !! my weekend was ok went out wiv the girls saturday night which is normally always fun but i hate coming home early the nights never long enuff for me.. and despite the drinking comencing at 12 noon the girls wanted to go home early and i wasnt impressed !! lol how old am i 12..lol !! no just act like it .!! but had a reall lazy day yesterday got up a few times but then ended up back in bed which was great i like veging out in bed .... rarely do it anymore what with the kids etc.. hehe!! so anyways not a very intresting blog dont have much to say .... im in a better mood this week i think!! last week i was a bit to thoughtful and that just gets me into trouble ..over thinking things is not good !! already planning next weekend coz nothing really happens in the week not in my life anyways .... but should be all good !! loves hugs and kisses to you all

Pussy And Dick Pics
hey i dont care if u all wanna show ur tits puss dick n balls but damn put in a private album so i aint gotta see it first thing i see when im scoping out profiles i got boob pics myself but in a bra and dont post it anywhere i wanna send them i can i dont i dont have too and not everyone can see em who I dont want too i know people take this place as another online hook up place but have some dignity about it not everyone is interested in seeing ur anatomy first time they look at ur profile or ever for that matter i come here, cuz there are actually some cool people on here and hell where else can i have as many pics to share nowhere this cool as of yet i wanna see dick ill head up to the bar and ask someone in person to take a look at theirs same with if i wanted to see women on here, guess i never understood how people could just put theirselves out there( like a two bit whore on the corner its just another form of prositution but ur asses aint getting paid!!!!) for all to s

Whaty A Kiss Means.
WHAT A KISS MEANS Kiss on the stomach = "lets do it" Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever" Kiss on the Ear = "I'm horny" Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" Kiss on the Lips = I love you" OR "I want you" What the gesture means... Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go" Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain love you" Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" --Advice-- Dont ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. --Requirements-- Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships. If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now an

What Is Wrong With Lost Cherry?
ok, this is just a few thoughts and observations, that I wanted to get down somewhere, because it was to much information to juggle in my head, and it's just something I think needs thinking about. When I first signed up at Lost Cherry there was just under 200,000 members, IIRC, because just after I signed up there was a lot of bulletins about hitting the 200,000 mark. Today, looking at the top of the page here there are 279,660 members, which is a massive jump of nearly 80,000, and yet the total number of members online, during that period, has only inched forwards, and on somedays is no more than when I first signed up. If 80,000 new members have signed up, where are they? Why are they not regularly online? Why have so many decided, after signing up, to leave? Lost Cherry, by and large, is a good site, with a lot of good members. Mike has worked hard to build it, it is very rarely unreachable, unlike Myspace, it doesn't tend to run as slow as Myspace, despite being

How Many Of You Have Made A New Friend Today?
No, I don't mean added a new name to your friends list, I mean actually met someone on here today that you've talked to, spent time with, had a conversation with, you know, made friends with? Sometimes it's easy to get so caught up in your own little world, or circle of friends, that you miss the new guy standing on the sidelines, we all do it, but he'd like some friends too. Lost Cherry isn't just about the members that you've always known, it's about the new people too. Wouldn't it be nice if we could all say we made a new friend today?

A Story With A Moral
Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button. In its place was a golden screw. All the doctors told his mother that there was nothing they could do. Like it or not, he was stuck with it. All the years of growing up were really tough on him, as all who saw the screw made fun of him. He avoided ever leaving his house and thus, never made any friends. One day, a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a swami in Tibet who could get rid of the screw for him. He was thrilled. The next day he took all of his life's savings and bought a ticket to Nepal. After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a giant monastery. The swami knew exactly why he had come. He was told to sleep in the highest tower of the monastery and the following day when he awoke, the screw would have been removed. The man immediately went to the room and fell asleep. During the night while he slept, a purple fog floated in an open window, bearing in its mist, a

Pea Story
Pea story Babs Miller was bagging some early potatoes for me. I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprising a basket of freshly picked green peas. I paid for my potatoes but was also drawn to the display of fresh green peas. I am a pushover for creamed peas and new potatoes. Pondering the peas, I couldn't help overhearing the conversation between Mr.Miller and the ragged boy next to me. "Hello Barry, how are you today?" "H'lo, Mr. Miller. Fine, thank ya. Jus' admirin' them peas. Sure look good." "They are good, Barry. How's your Ma?" "Fine. Gittin' stronger alla' time." "Good Anything I can help you with?" "No, Sir. Jus' admirin' them peas." "Would you like to take some home?" "No, Sir. Got nuthin' to pay for 'em with." "Well, what have you to trade me for some of those peas?" "All I got's my prize marble here."

A Kiss
Kiss - BethMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com One kiss is all I want To take away my tears And give me a healthy smile One kiss is all I want To give me hope And take on life as it comes One kiss is all I want To know your lips And hold them forever One kiss is all I want To show you I love you And be there for eternity

Surveys I Took Are Wikkid Goofy
I took 3 surveys, needless to say I own http://dragons-aviary.com and the answers I got were just stupid crazy!!! The first quiz said I was a dragon second one said I was the ultimate dragon!!!! We only started the site for my best friend!!! He started thinking of ideas for the site then he lost his motivation and I kept it up after he quit.Now He is back on track and his part will be to complete the storyline for the game. But the third quiz showed me to be a Green dragon inside which our artist would prefer to be!!!

Sex Quotes
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you Don't have a good partner, you'd better Have a good hand." Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot Pool with a rope." Camille Paglia "Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant." George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." Sharon Stone "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods "My mother never saw the irony in calling Me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson "Clinton l

What Is Wrong With Lost Cherry? (serious & Very Long Post) (repost)
(repost of original by ';;Ðanny_X' on '2006-10-02 05:50:19') Ok, this is just a few thoughts and observations, that I wanted to get down somewhere, because it was to much information to juggle in my head, and it's just something I think needs thinking about. When I first signed up at Lost Cherry there was just under 200,000 members, IIRC, because just after I signed up there was a lot of bulletins about hitting the 200,000 mark. Today, looking at the top of the page here there are 279,660 members, which is a massive jump of nearly 80,000, and yet the total number of members online, during that period, has only inched forwards, and on some days is no more than when I first signed up. If 80,000 new members have signed up, where are they? Why are they not regularly online? Why have so many decided, after signing up, to leave? Lost Cherry, by and large, is a good site, with a lot of good members. Mike has worked hard to build it, it is very rarely unreachable, unlike M

The Pub
The Pub Late Friday night and the place is crowded and buzzing for all the people who seem to think it is a great place to tie one on. Sitting quietly in the corner is this very sexy young man who has captured my attention for a few weeks now. The view of him sitting alone is just to much for this gal to take so I send a waitress over to see what he is drinking. She returns with word of a bottled beer, so I send a cold one over to the table. Well a smile and a nod and there is a invitation to join you at the table. I walk up with a firm hand shake I introduce myself as the owner of this fine establishment, and inform you that anything you want is yours. Oh really what is it is not something but someone I have interest in, I will do my best to accommodate your wishes, and I feel your hand go up my skirt. Well I guess I see what you are interested in? Am I right? You smile, yeah that is what I am looking for. I sit next to you and immediately let you know of my interest as well

Heres Another Joke Of The Day
EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs ---and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio , TX . 2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle , WA 3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart." Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg 4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me

Freedom
How many of us are really free? Do we even know what it means to be free? Do we just believe we are free because that is what we are led to believe? I would have to say, that we have been brain washed. We just believe what we are told and follow the rules that society has set forth for us. Does anyone know the point of life? Sure this day and age we are told that we need to go to school and learn a lot of stuff so we can get a job that pays a lot of money. Why do we need this job, well because society sees success as having a huge house, nice car, and tons of things that we don't even need. So, what do we do. We end up spending 45 years of our life working, in order to get all these things and be accepted. So, our lifes are really already planned out for us. Sure we can choose what job we want, but we still have to go to bed at a certain time and wake up at a certain time. We have somewhere we HAVE to be. Is that free. NO, I don't think so. I would like to go to bed when I g

Love Questions
1) How will you know when you’re truly in love?? 2) When you’ve fallen out of love, how do you know if you should try to rekindle it or let it go?? 3) When true love walks out the door and shows back up one day… what do you do?? Please feel free to share you experiences. And I understand for those who don’t wanna put they business in the street… “-) Thank you and God bless.

My Dear Lostcherry Bulletin Posters
My Dear LostCherry Bulletin Posters, YES, I did see your bulletin. Yes, I do read all the bulletins (except the whore trains). Yes, I did see the bulletin to see if I was paying attention. Yes, I did see the one where if I didn't repost it you would delete me. Yes, I did see the one where my mom would die if I didn't repost it (Sorry, she passed away two years ago, may God(s) bless her soul.) Yes, I did see the one where I'd have bad luck, a bad relationship, not get sex, be infested with the fleas of 1000 camels, and my balls would rot off if I didn't repost it. As my profile has long said, I am a no bullshit type of guy, if you haven't read it, perhaps you might want to (I update it regularly). I know it's longer than others and it takes a little time to read, but I hope that it won't keep you away from the LCP contest too long. BUT, just so you know, I WON'T ever repost or respond to any bulletin like the above... so, if you truly expect a repost... please, delet

Friends
you know what i hate the most? i hate people that pretend to be your friends, but only talk to you if you talk to them first. that is not a friend. a friend is someone who talks to you even if you just walk by them or even if you are in the same room. a friend is someone who forgets your faults and doesn't judge you. a friend lets you be yourself, without talking shit behind your back. that is what i believe a friend is. if i am wrong, please let me know.

Does Life Really Begin At 40?
Well I am about to find out on the 27th of this month for myself. I never thought I would get past 21, but yet I still find myself knocking about the planet with a couple of mad plans. Are you supposed to get more well behaved as you get older as I think the reverse is happening to me or is that part of growing old disgracefully. I think its because I didnt have kids that I didnt have to have the responsibilities that go with them. What I have noticed, though is that women who remain childless get frowned upon by society, I dunno about you but I valued me freedom too much to be tied to a guy through the life of a child. It may have something to do with being the product of a single parent and finding out how hard it was for my mother, being a single parent in the sixties and things that happened to her, or maybe it was the fact that i spent the ages of 14 in assessment centres and childrens homes and saw all the unwanted kids there, or being homeless myself for over 8 years

Good Grief
why does it seem like when everything is going well someone has to throw a screw driver in the works? I had an apt set up in wichita and now they are saying that I am going to need a co-signer just because my income isnt up to the min standards for what they are asking...well darnit they wont take anyone from out of state so my mom cant do it...shoot the rent and electric is a hell of alot less than what I am paying now with this house and ALL the ulitilies put together... sometimes I just want to sit and cry...I would go out and get a job but people are saying I am a workman's comp liability due to having surgery on my back...I've been a photographer for 15 years and cant even find a job around here doing that...I wish I could get moved and start back to school...at least with medical billing and insurance they cant say I will be on my feet all day...and maybe I might feel like a real person again lol maybe I will play the lottery and win

Pretty Heavy For A Firs Blog But Meh
i think im gonna explode soon, i can get mad n what not easy sometimes but i almost always keep my cool, im sick and tired of my fucking bf being an ass and fighting with me when im trying to go to sleep and already in bed..... I think he is nuts, he talks to himself all the time, says everything outloud from schoolwork to work dont matter, i had a co worker here till 5 am and b4 she left he started doin some schoolwork, fine n dandy, when she left i went to bed, the minute i layed down he started bitching, i told him to shut up because i was going to bed and he wouldnt he kept it up for least a fucking hour, he came in there and i got up and came to the other room cause i wasnt gonna lay there n listen to it n he started hitting something dunno what it was but pretty much everything in this place is mine, hes in for a rude awakening pretty soon if he keeps this up, i dont know if i can make it past christmas like i planned, stupid fucking idiots i tell u

Oral Awakening
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure - I think maybe she choked."

Real Friends
Real friends are cross-their-hearts-and -hope-die,fair-and-foulweather, good-times-and -bad-times,fifry-fifty borrow-andthing,tell-you-anything,tell-you- anything,reality-checking-stop-your-whining -and there -there-ing trust-them -with-your- life-and- deepist-secrets friends REAL FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS LIKE YOU

The Prick
Well, I woke up at a nice early time of 4:45am since I was sleeping next to my sister and she needed to wake up early to go back home for school. I, myself, don't have to leave til 7am so I had time to chill out and finish watching Street Fighter from last night, a decent action flick with Van Damne playing the good guy of it all and all the other characters I grew up with in that game...anyway, I looked ahead and scheduled what to do for the day, got in the car with dad and drove off to class, had a few close calls today as usual since I'm such a sloppy unattentive driver such as speeding down a hill without braking til the last minute (What if there was ice and my brakes were to fade? Game over). You see, I have to take special care of my car, or dad's car really, nothing belongs to me, I have to take good care of that car cause it's all I have. If I have to get it towed or impounded for any reason, I miss one, valuable day of class...and in one day, I can miss a lot, but yeah, as I

Mothers Raising Their Kids Alone Due To Missing Parent
Greetings Everyone Since I am new to this site and have been on here just a week today I thought that I would share a lil somethin' somethin' with you all who may stop by my page.I started a new job working as a nursing assistant and clerk at the state maximum security prison here in Augusta Ga.this is a completely new change of scenary and environment from what I have been dealing with.I have been in the medical field since 92 but have always dealt with the elderly and never worked in a facility that houses only men. And it sad to see that there are so many mothers out there raising their kids especially their sons alone due to the fact that their fathers are either deadbeat dads,locked up,or 6 feet underground. Knowing that boys can be the hardest to train and make understand life in general. But we all knows that its a challenge everyday. Since I started working at the state prison I have seen so many of our brothas in there who may have a head on their shoulders and are

30 Things Stressed Women May Say
1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you. 2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. 3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up. 4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine? 5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after. 6. Do I look like a people person? 7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting. 8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left. 9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose. 10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts self-control? 11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years. 12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. 13. Do they ever shut up on your planet? 14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. 15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet! 16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura. 17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too. 18. I work 45 hours a week to be

My Friend...
If you need to talk I will be there to listen If you need cheering up, I'll be there to help u smile If u need to go someplace, I will be there to go with u If u just need someonr near, i'll be there. I will be the kindof friend to you that u have always been to me

I Wish U'd Just Listen
so i read the first blog i ever wrote on myspace..which i wrote a few days b4 my junior year started and it brought tears to my eyes becuse that blog marked the begin of a friendship i no longer have. I wish i still had him in my life. I screwed up the relationship i guess i should have known that the relationship wouldnt last Concidering that the whole thing started on a huge lie. I spent nearly seven months attempting to impress this guy. All i wanted was for him to like me. I supose i got what i wanted concidering that for those seven months i was all he wanted. (at least thats what he told me) He brought out the girl i wanted to be. Every lie i told him i wish were true. He helped my learn a lot about my self; I'm not a trusting person, sometimes im a liar, other times i can be quite minipulative. But i wish hed just talk to me or listen what i have to say to him. But i know he wont listen and that im just wasting my time thinking about him. He'll never want me again. He

What A Welcome!!!
Wow, when I decided to create a profile here, I never imagined the response I would get...I could easily get addicted to this! How much fun is this! Thanks to everyone who left me comments, gave me a 10, and invited me to be their friend. And a special hello to my webhoney friends...you guys are the best of the best!!!

Angels
I Believe In Angels And I Know One Is Watching Over You. I Know There's An Angel Always By Your Side. Whether Male Or Female, It's There To Be Your Guide. It Rejoices With Each Sunrise, The beginning Of Each Day, Knowing That You're Safe Indeed, For In God's Hands You Stay. And When Evening Comes, And The Darkness Makes It's Cover, Your Angel Settles In The Coming Night And Above Your Head It Hovers. Yes, I Beleive In Angels - You Have Your Very Own, Because You Are God's Special Child And You'll Never Be Alone.

Miles Apart
If only you were here with me right now. Then I could be with out a doubt. You say you love me, I know its true, and I only want to be with you. Miles apart, hearts too strong, this internal bonding, has got me strung. i've heard stories, horrible things, but that's not you and I know it. I can't tell you how I know, don't ask me to prove it. Many people disapprove, say it's not safe, you are who you say you are, there's nothing else to it. Sometimes I sit and stare out my window at night. Thinking about you, wondering, if maybe, just maybe you could be staring at the moon too. Tears roll down my eyes, my stomach gets weak; I want you here with me. I hope you know how much I love you and as far apart as we may be always know that we were meant to be. For I know that one day my dream will come true. I will finally get to be with you. *until then know im forever urs. i love you so much~curvy lover

That Boy I Loved
That boy i loved he made me feel whole but now he is gone and i have an empty soul he acts like he doesn't even care about the way i feel the way he treats me it just isn't fair he use to treat me with friendship but know he acts like he doesn't give a shit but deep down in my heart he still sits but i need him to leave i need this love to quit cause it is causing me so many tears but not being near him is still one of my fears i know i have to fight it cause this love will never be real but every time i think of him my heart just starts to feel a little more happy yet so much more sad that we will never be close and we will never be together but i don't even know why i bother even thinking about him cause i know it will never be true and i know what i have to do i have to give up i have to loose all hope but i still don't know if i am ready to do that...

Sorry
Hey my fellow friends and fans... Sorry I have not been around to much...been super sick on top of the fact that I have been moving. We moved into a five bedroom home recently...and Im excited...all four of my kids have the chance to have their own rooms..:P It is awesome. But just wanted to say I will be super busy getting the house in order for the next week or two so wont be around much for it... Good Night...And God Bless!!! Shawna

Help
ight people i need help levelin up... so please whoever helps me i will help u out.. for my friends that have actually helped me THANK YOU... anyways as u can tell im like extremly bored right now so if anyone wants to talk just hit me up if u got my yahoo sn hit me up on there

No Longer A Jobless Bum!
Well, as most of you who know me already know...I'm rarely a bum...even when I don't have a real day job! *laugh* I started a new job Friday. So far, so good! The company is very small and I'm back to doing the type of pre-sales technical sales work I WANT to be doing (read: what my last job wasn't). I'm in Maryland going through some orientation stuff and learning a bit more about the product. Looks like it'll be a fun group of people to work with! Yea! I did get three different shoots in while I was off in September. I am doing yet another this Friday...perhaps with a pair of ladies this time. I'm fairly happy with some of the work I have now...although I'm still having lighting issues. I'll get them worked out, though. I ordered a new Nikon strobe flash that should be waiting for me when I get home. I hope to get my site online this month. I've been waffling while I get more work together that I like (I'm my own worst critic), but the shoots are happening at a greater

I Whispered On The Wind
I whispered on the wind..."Goddess, speak to me." And a Raven Schreeched. But I did not hear. So I yelled, "Goddess, speak to me!" And the thunder rolled across the sky. But I did not listen. I looked around and said, "Goddess let me me see you." And a star shone brightly. But I did not notice. And then I shouted, "Goddess show me a miracle!" And a life was born. But I did not know. So I cried out in despair, "Touch me Goddess, and let me know you are here!" Whereupon the Goddess reached down and touched me. But I brushed the butterfly away and walked away unknowingly. Listening and remembering the innocence of our inner child, opens our eyes to the wonder and magick all around us. ~anon~

Athena, Poseidon And The Patronage Of Athens
There once came a time in Ancient Greece when the first king of Athens, Cecrops (his name implying that he was half person and half snake) had to find a patron deity for the city state of Athens. The two Olympian gods who were particularly interested in the patronage were Poseidon (Neptune), the god of the Seas and Athena(Minerva), the goddess of Wisdom and Skill. They presented themselves in front of Cecrops and Cecrops asked from them to offer a gift truly valuable for Athens. Poseidon came first: he powerfully struck the earth and created a well with his trident ; immediately streaming water shot forth, but water turned out to be salty and not very useful for the population. Next, it was goddess Athena’s turn. Athena stepped forward, struck her spear in the ground and then she kneeled and buried an olive branch in the ground, creating an olive tree as a symbolization of peace and prosperity. Cecrops was very impressed by Athena’s gift- much more than that from Poseido

Chapter Three
CHAPTER THREE - Zepman's "How I Met Jimmy Page" ...and it made me wonder (now where have we heard that phrase before?) what I should do - should I ring the buzzer, or shouldn't I? I decided that since it was pure fate (and luck) that got me this far, why not push the button - if I was told to "get lost", or some kinder (or harsher) expression of the same meaning, I would fully understand, not be dismayed or disturbed by it, and would simply pass on my greetings to Mr. Page from one who was given great inspiration, motivation, and pleasure from his music - so, holding my breath, I reached out and pressed the button. A distinctly British voice answered, and I proceeded to explain who I was, where I was from, why I was in England, and how I happened to find out where Mr. Page lives. I also said that it would "mean a lot to me if I can thank Mr. Page for the inspiration to play guitar, since the first song I learned was Tangerine". He replied that "Mr. Page is in the studio n

My Sis!
Hahaha Sis I am going to talk about you. I am so glad Allie came into my life at the time that she did. Not sure what I would have ever done without here lately. It seems that whatever my ex can deal us he has. And once again I am trying to mend a broken heart. It is great to be able to try and help her through the situations she is going through also. And sis I will get you to let that hair down b4 the die I die. So beware...anyways I love ya sis and thank you for everything. Hosted by Sparkle Tags

Thinking....
Thinking about things...past, present and even the future. Why I am, I have no idea. It's really crazy that I have time to think and have thoughts running through my head. Ha! Anyhoo, I'm getting sick of my college classes. One week left until mid-terms and shit am I ever scared with what I have. I have to keep a C average in order to keep my aid and my loans. God, this is harder then I thought. All I say is at least it is giving me something to do instead of sitting at home doing nothing all day. I'm am trying this new workout plan I have. It was working for the first few days and then I didnt do it no more. LoL I am gonna get back on it tho. I am gonna work out more and all that good stuff so maybe I will have more confindence in myself. I know what people tell me but I need to believe it. *maybe it will happen* I better stop now so I can go to work. Hahaha! I hate work also! Not the best thing...warning dont ever work in radio unless you love music. Songs over and

~a Mother And Son Love~
A mother held her new born baby and very slowly rocked him back and forth, back and forth and back and forth. And while she held him, she sang: I'll love you forever, I'll like you always, As long as I'm living, my baby you'll be. The baby grew. He grew and he grew. He grew until he was two years old and he ran all around the house. He pulled all the books off the shelves. He pulled all the food out of the refrigerator and he took his mother's watch and flushed it down the toilet. Sometimes his mother would say, "This kid is driving me CRAZY" But at night time when that two year old was quiet, she opened the door to his room, crawled across the floor, looked up over the side of his bed and if he was really asleep she picked him up and rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, while she rocked him she sang: I'll love you forever, I'll love you always, As long as I'm living, My baby you'll be. The little boy grew. He grew and grew and grew. He gr

Ya Know.
Lately all ive done is bitch and complain. Yet i was still happy. Ashleigh could see threw the fake smiles, and laughter, cause she knew i was truly miserable, untill recently. Even when im unhappy, im still happy. Make sense? Doesnt matter it does to me. Over the past year, my life has changed a hell of a lot, and very few people know whats truly happend, and i keep it that way for a reason. My thoughts and feelings are my own, unless they directly effect another human being i do my best to keep the real "personal" ones to myself. Very seldom do i let someone into my heart, mind, and soul fully. With me, it takes a hell of a lot to get me to trust, i dont do it easily, but when i do you'll always have a place with me. They're very few people i talk to about anything. And i keep it that way, because hey its just me. Until recently, i didnt really trust men, but someone came into my life. And him i trust, and i care about him a lot. He's made me see a lot of things for the better. Li

All About Me
I stole this from someone, who stole it from someone else, who stole it from someone else. [ ] I am shorter than 5'4. [x] I think I'm ugly sometimes. [x] I have many scars. [ ] I tan easily. [X] I wish my hair was a different color. [ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. [ ] I have a tattoo. [X] I am self-conscious about my appearance. [X] have/I've had braces. [X] wear glasses. [ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 safe, free of cost, and scar-free. [ ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. [ ] I have more than 2 piercings. [ ] I have piercings in places besides my ears. [ ] I have freckles. Family/Home Life [ ] I've sworn at my parents. [ ] I've run away from home. [ ] I've been kicked out of the house. [X] My biological parents are together. [ ] I have a sibling less than one year old. [X] I want to have kids someday. [ ] I've had children. School/Work [ ] I'm in school/university [X] I have a job.

Soap (what 2nd Graders Think) Lmao
There was a class of second graders. For their assignment, the teacher decided that they would draw a class picture, where each pupil draws something on the picture, then hands it to the next pupil who will add to it. So the teacher starts off by giving the blank sheet of paper to little Mary, the star student, and she draws this: ____ |soap| `----\' The teacher says, \"That\'s very nice, Mary. What is it?\" [daa...]. Mary explains that it\'s a bar of soap. \"Okay, now hand over the paper and crayons to Timmy and let him draw something.\" Mary complies, and gives the junk to Timmy, who thinks for awhile, then adds to the picture as follows: /^ / /| ____ | | |soap| | | `----\' | Again the teacher inquires, \"What\'s

Sweet Tease
Sweet tease, I'm sure you know full well, The damage that you do; And I am sure you're certain I'll not soon take leave of you. So lead me on; I'll play for now; I'm going to have you, anyhow. Your luscious lips tell all those lies But I seek answers in your eyes; And when hot glances come my way You make me wonder why you play; But go ahead love, play the game, Soon I will have you,just the same. It seems, my love, you haven't learned That playing with fire will get you burned. Each word and truth I speak, direct Shall melt resistance, I suspect; Then other games with you I'll play. I mean to have you anyway. I only seek to touch your heart, And pleasure you in every part. Sweet tease, for me you are desire. For you, my blood runs liquid fire; And it matters not what others say; In dreams I've had you every way.

Revelation..
wakin up first thoughts when i open my eyes are of you mmmmm as per usual... go get in the shower...yet again all thoughts on you i stand there hot water streamin off my body n think ima do sumtin nice for her today... get outta shower and get ready take the gurlz to the sitters then go to store buy some food so i can cook for ya....take it home n spend all day preparin it...set the tbl nicely wanting everythin to be perfect..then i go upstairs whilst foods still cookin and run you a boiling hot bath light candles all round it just so you can relax. few minutes later the door knocks and its you standin there.....i just look at you then kiss you all good intentions going outta the window when i feel your touch....i begin to kiss you harder and harder right there in the hallway... i start to undress you the desire to consume you...light your body on fire.. and make you mine become too much to take...... after we're through... take your hand and lead you into the kitchen where th

Still Alive...barely
aight... Im still here. but barely. puttin in crap hours at work this week, and seriously debating calling in tonight cause I feel sick/worn out. Im tired. My cherry rank has slipped 10 places in the past few days...so Im getting ready to say goodbye to my flaming cherry of awesomeness... but Im also close to leveling again. haha. I'll be back later...

Our Military Personnel (10/3/2006 9:00 Am)
please keep these ppl in yer minds & in yer hearts!!! they do without so that we can have, they step up so we dont have to, our servicemen & servicewomen have their lives on the line from the moment they join the service until their last day of service & beyond that their family members do without the kind of family life that we take for granted! no matter what our thoughts are on the worldwide state of affairs, they have given up their right to make their own political decisions in the worldwide political arena in the name of a unified standing force ready to protect our country at a moments notice! no matter what our spiritual beliefs, they are the reason we have the choice to freely practice those beliefs! we dont worry about unchecked violence in our streets because their commitmment deters wanton violence from our enemies within & without! the next time you sit down to a family dinner, think of those individuals that have given up their right to the same for your benefi

The Year 2006
Hi Everyone, This is my first blog but i though I would write about how I am feeling at the moment, I guess overall Not very Good! It has been One crap year, Let me tell you all about my year so far!! (I am not doing this for Sympathy btw) Well I dont know about you guys but what a crap start to 2006, Everything going wrong!! I feel pretty down and depressed!!!But thank you to all my wonderful friends that have helped cheered me up, (chris, Trent, And The lovely marina, You guys rock)and all my other many friends, (just knew these guys before LC) its not going to bring back my loss! But thanx you guys luv you all!! I mean, Comeon how bad can the year 2006 get, here is some of the things that have happened this year!! First my dad passes away, I fail my driving test, lost My ring (family airloom) I fail another driving test A friend of the family dies My mates at work Leave Oh yeah my bag get snatced.. Loose my phones .. money.. All ID I upset a close frind - Sorry

A Poem~online Friendship
The true friends who we meet online are a very special kind ... They pierce your shields and see within the corners of your mind. They're always there when you're in need with their power to discern. They feel your pain, they offer hope and genuine concern. We bare our souls, expose our hearts, and show our inner fears; And then before you know it ... The keyboard's stained with tears. And if we could see them through that screen, then no one could deny ... That to be a TRUE online friend, They too must surely cry. ~ Author Unknown ~

Day 2 Was Just As Cool!
Well Day 2 was fun too!! We are learning about the preventative maintenance of the robot! It is cool as hell to actually be “hands on” now. I am definitely glad I was hired into this position, it is a dream job, and you know the type, the 1 in a 1,000,000 type of job that only seems to come once in a lifetime! So far things are going well, there is a definite language barrier, but it is weird because even though our instructor doesn’t speak English, and we don’t speak Japanese, we can understand him about 60% of the time. Of course we have someone translating for us, but to not physically understand what someone is saying, yet conceptualizing the meaning behind it and being right is very cool. So far everyone has been great over here, everyone we meet, whether we understand them or not (and visa versa), has been extremely nice. They offer help at every turn. So I had the hotel do my laundry, and let me tell you it was fantastic! Everything was individually wrapped, pressed (even my

Snow Whispers
She dances upon snow gone lost in her dreams, Giggles turn to wiggles as she makes angel wings. Wishing upon stars under beams of the moon, She hums her favorite, a lost & forgotton tune; Somewhere over the rainbow, why oh why can't I, Live out of fantasies that are galloping on by. She climbs up & nestles onto her magical horse, Alone in the whiteness riding her own discourse; Searching of her lover from shore to shore. She weeps into the mane that she'll grasp forever more. For years she has yearned as she dreams of her lover, Tho drifting & lonely she won't settle for no other, No knight, no suitor, no lover at all; Listen to the Siren's, you'll hear her whispered call. 2/15/04 Copyright ©2006

'lil Wranglers
sittin on the side walk kickin in the dirt smudges on their elbows chocolate on their shirt their eyes fixed up & down the highway, their life aint really so bad jus passin their time in the sunshine & waitin anxiously for their dad well all kids have their heros aint really nuthin new from superman to robinhood to c'pt kangaroo but my boys are sumthang special & their hero is the same their hero is a cowboy & daddy is his name 1990-current(revised) Copyright ©2006

A Lead Maybe?
so a few nights ago i put in a request with a few family search agencies for finding adopted kids and biological families. well, i got a call back today from one of them! WOO HOO! not getting my hopes up or anything. but yeah. im off to go talk to my country gal! hehehehe Laters!

Frustrated
I swear if it's not one thing it's another going wrong in my life. Last nite i find out that my landlord who is nothing but a greedy money hungry cunt wants to change my lease from a yearly one to a month 2 month lease. Which some would say isn't all that bad but after living here for 7 years and she wants to change it all of a sudden just to be a bitch. Ok we'll start from the beginning well not the total beginning but yeah anyways....Last year right b4 xmas i lost the housing assistance i was getting cuz i couldn't get some paper work into the office since my work hours were the same as their office hours. On top of that i had also lost my job and it was a month till xmas...around here jobs are hard to find that time of the year cuz that's when most places are laying off people cuz of the holidays and slow season. So i couldn't pay my rent and my landlord was gonna evict me but i had gotten my income tax money back and found a new job finally and paid up rent for 4 months. Now every

Keri
Sweet dreams and memories of days long gone; . Remembering my life and loves gone wrong. I can't go back there's so much to replace, My dreams become reality that's hard to face. A secret so horrid that sacrificed my youth; No one wants to hear or believe my truth. Most never ask or stare in disbelief; Just listening and caring is such a relief. Maybe I was born to be plain white trash, To be taken for granted and burned to ash. A survivor of Incest but still victimized by all; So many to name and so few to call. Should I start over, renew my life again? Move to a new town? Look for a new friend? To know her before a picture of perfection Look in a mirror now I see another reflection; I ask her to speak she remembers his lies, She wants to tell all but then only she cries. 1990-current Copyright ©2006

Lil Hoodlum!
It's rough work raising sons. Trying to help them grow into amazing wonderful strong men, when they have such a wacked out role model. But I'm trying like hell! So you people tell me if this was wrong or right. This 12 year old pretty big kid from down the street keeps pushing Preston, who will be 10 in a month. "You can't ride your bike on MY sidewalk!" That kind of crap. So Preston comes to me and asks me what he should do. I respond this way... Preston, you can not let anyone push you around, EVER. I don't care how big they are. If he does it one more time, hit him back. First off don't tell him if he does it again you'll hit him, because then he'll do it on purpose. Second, don't say a word before you hit him back, and third, hit him square in the nose with everything you have, don't hold back! You have one shot at this because he IS bigger. And once he falls, kick him a few times. If you don't set this up now, he'll be picking on you for years to come! Stand up fo

Good Ol Boys
Two good ole boys down in Alabama were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer . . . After a while the first guy says to the second, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?" The second guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even."

My Busy Life....
I just don't know what's up with me anymore. Soo busy working the 3rd shift, and all that FUN stuff...have to get used to it, have to take care of my new kitty, callie... there's just too MUCH going on right now in my life. I need to slow down, take some time for myself, and THINK!! really think about what I want.....

Care To Come Upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon. "Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked. "Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' instead?" So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?" "No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep. When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?" "No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."

Bargain
"Bargain" I'd Gladly Lose Me To Find You, I'd Gladly Give Up All I Had, To Find You I'd Suffer Anything And Be Glad. I'd Pay Any Price Just To Get You, I'd Work All My Life, And I Will. To Win You I'd Stand Naked, Stoned And Stabbed, I'd Call That A Bargain, That Best I Ever Had, The Best I Ever Had. I'd Gladly Lose Me To Find You, I'd Gladly Give Up All I Got, To Catch You I'm Gonna Run And Never Stop. I'd Pay Any Price Just To Win You, Surrender My Good Life For Bad. To Find You I'm Gonna Drown An Unsung Man, I'll Call That A Bargain, Thet Best I Ever Had, The Best I Ever Had.

In Memory Of All Those Who Perished On 9/11/01;the Passengers And The Pilots On The United Air And Aa Flights, The Workers In The World Trade Center A
If I knew it would be the last time That I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time,! I could spare an extra minute to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, Well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything just right. There will l always be another day to say "I love you," And certainly there's another chance to say our "Anything

All Depressed...:o(
I just got a notice in the mail that my ex has to yet again go back to court for child support and if he doesn't have the money he's goinna get locked up again. It makes me so sad that I couldn't save him from the drugs the way my Jamie saved me. He lives this sad existance in and out of jail every six months, no job, grubbing where he can for money, living with his drug addicted mother. I've had my drug problems but I was lucky enough to have someone love me and pull me out before it got to be too bad. Maybe I didn't love him enough, maybe he didn't love me or maybe even he didn't love himself enough. Whatever the reason I hope someday someone comes along and saves him. Wast of a good life. At least my daughter didn't grow up knowing him just knowing my Jamie. Now she'll never have to cry for him like I do. She'll always grow up knowing she had a good man for a father. Huh, all these complaints and sad stuff today. Trying to lift my spirits.

If I Were....
If I were a woman, I'd be all like "AGH! WHAT THE HELL? WHEN DID I BECOME A WOMAN? AGH!" Then a little later I'd be all like "Hmm.... I have nice boobs." And then later in therapy I'd be all like "I have issues, doctor. And by the way my eyes are up here, you perv."

Ugh!
Ok, here's the thing....I'm a musician, so, clearly, I love and am absolutely moved by music. One of my favorite singer/songwriters of all time is Ani DiFranco. Ani DiFranco is what some could and should call a musical genius. She writes all of her own songs and plays one hell of a mean guitar. Her songs are poignant and thought provoking and are written from experiences and from her soul. She's been offered numerous record deals with major companies, but refuses to give up her artistic integrity, and rather, chose to start her own label, Righteous Babe Records, so that she could stay true to her craft. She is one of my all-time favorite artists, and while listening to her tonight, it occurred to me, as it has occurred to me so many times in the past, that we are victims to the major record labels and the big money makers in the business. THEY determine what THEY think WE should be listening to, and rather than let REAL artists write REAL songs about REAL things and get any airt

This Guy Walks Into A Bar....
"I can imagine nothing more tedious than trying to have fun with you again." Damn I love that song. Let's all meet in my office and eat donuts and stir up memories of painful moments spent in the company of those who've poisoned our souls. er... I mean.... I have nice boobs.

To The One I Loved And Always Will
I got to Heaven's gate yesterday after we said goodbye. I began to miss you terribly becasue I heard you cry Suddenly there was an angel and she asked me to enter Heaven's gate. I asked her if I could stay outside for someone who'd be late. The angel said I could stay right here and wait for you to come, because I am scared to go alone. So I'll wait right here, you take your time, but keep me in your heart. Because Heaven just would'nt be Heaven, without you to warm my heart.

American Soldier
Hosted by Sparkle Tags I’m just tryin’ to be a father, raise a daughter and a son Be a lover to their mother, everythin’ to everyone Up and at ‘em bright and early, I’m all business in my suit Yeah I’m dressed up for success, from my head down to my boots I don’t do it for money, there’s bills I that I can’t pay I don’t do it for the glory, I just do it anyway Providing for our future’s, my responsibility Yeah I’m real good under pressure, being all that I can be And I can’t call in sick on Mondays when the weekend’s been too strong I just work straight through the holidays, and sometimes all night long You can bet that I stand ready, when the wolf growls at the door Hey I’m solid, hey I’m steady, hey I’m true down to the core. And I will always do my duty no matter what the price I’ve counted up the cost, I know the sacrifice Oh and I don’t want to die for you, but if dyin’s asked of me I’ll bear that cross with honor, cause freedom don’t come free. I’m an Amer

Am I Hiding Anything?
Okay So I just got my assed reemed out by some ramdom jerk because i did not have in the "about me" section on my profile that I have a boyfriend. I was like well instead of just looking at my pics, take the time to read my blogs and then you would have seen that yes in deed I have a boyfriend. I am not hiding anything on here. I am here for friends ONLY. No I will not cam with you NO i will not cyber with AND NO i will not rate and comment on you naked pictures. Okay I am done. Thanks

Five Tips To Improve Your Sex Life Right Now!
Does your sex life lack luster and imagination? Need a way to give it a kick start? Try one of the five ideas below guaranteed to inspire passionate play tonight! Communicate You'd be surprised to learn how many couples don't talk about what they want, or don't want, in bed. This is one area that can always be improved. Talk about your fantasies together, play a game of truth or dare or take turns telling each other what you'd like to do to the other person. Read Together Inspiration comes in many forms, and many times it is from a great book. Get yours going by starting a library of sensual books. Make sure your collection has a variety of topics such as how-to topics, prose and idea books. Make A To Do Jar Separately write twenty things you'd like to try. Cut them out and fold them up. Put the forty ideas in a jar. Each week, individually take out a slip of paper. Don't show each other your slips of paper. Before the week is up, secretly plan to do the idea on the paper w

"what Will Matter? " By Michael Josephson
Ready or not, some day it will all come to an end. There will be no more sunrises, no minutes, hours or days. All the things you collected, whether treasured or forgotten will pass to someone else. Your wealth, fame and temporal power will shrivel to irrelevance. It will not matter what you owned or what you were owed. Your grudges, resentments, frustrations and jealousies will finally disappear. So too, your hopes, ambitions, plans and to-do lists will expire. The wins and losses that once seemed so important will fade away. It won't matter where you came from or what side of the tracks you lived on at the end. It won't matter whether you were beautiful or brilliant. Even your gender and skin color will be irrelevant. So what will matter? How will the value of your days be measured? What will matter is not what you bought but what you built, not what you got but what you gave. What will matter is not your success but your significance. What will mat

How Not To Get Kicked Out Of My Place:
1. Don't lie about ripping up a check supposedly written to me, but in fact written for shopping. ( It's great working with banks :P ) 2. Don't badmouth me behind my back to some dude you met off myspace who you've never actually met right after contemplating the distance between yourself and Ocean Springs, MS (Hi Josh) but still wanting to "meet up". 3. Don't tell your family lies about me, pertaining to your work status. I.E. "The asshole made me lose my job." 4. Don't write me a check KNOWING it will bounce higher than your boobs. 5. Don't make plans with your "friends" to have "fun" when you go back home to visit your parents and make up a lie saying your "real" friends set you up on a "blind date." 6. Don't spend over $250.00 (most of it mine) on prepaid phone cards in one month to secretly talk to some dude that lives in Utah that you met from the internet but have never actually met so that the home phone bill won't show the calls. 7. If you're going to change

The Earth
HELLO LOST CHERRIES I WANT TO SAY THAT EVERY THING WILL GOING WELL AS SOON JUST FEEL THE GOOD THINGS AROUND US ON THIS WORLD LIVE WITH HER BUT CAREFULLY WITH SOME RULES I THINK EVERY THING WELL GOING WELL DONT THINKING TO MUCH AND LOOK TO THE WORLD FROM THE BEAUTIFUL WINDOWS YOU WILL FOLLOW THE SUN HAHAHA HAVE A GREAT DAYS ALL OF YOU L.C IT IS ALL OF MY PLEASURE THAT IAM HERE WITH ALL OF YOU THAT MAKE ME VERY HAPPY I LOVE ALL OF YOU MY FRIENDS KEEP IN TOUCH TRIBLE_XXX FOX-ALFA-99

~msg From Mettekenzo~
Im lost for words....tears are falling..... Right now Im very overwhelmed by all the pm's, gifts, friends requests, comments etc. from friends and ppl I dont even know (well I hope I'll get the chance to get to know all of you). THANK YOU ALL SO SO MUCH for your concern and get well-wishes. Finally I was released from the hospital today.....everything is "ok"....Im just still very tired....its been a very long week. Ive been going through a lot of tests, scans etc. (Not many of you know that I was diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis 1 and half years ago....and Ive had complications with the side-effects from the medication eventhough Ive been reducing the medication since April this year. Well wish me luck.....by December this year hopefully I will stop taking this awful medication). I hope you wont forget me 'cos I wont be online that much for a while. I will try to get back to each and everyone of you very soon. Ive missed you all. Im looking forward to get t

The Darkness.
The sun blooms above the plain casting shadows into the night. I have watched it rise on the darkness in me for years on end. The light scorches me from head to toe bringing it's light to my darkness. Let me fade away. I need to leave this plane for peace to find me. I'm a cowrd for to leave this plane I must court Death herself. For years she has been my lover and my heart. Now I find only emptyness a tragedy in heart and soul for my light has deserted me. For a time I shelter in darkness only to find myself cowering before the image of me. Am I man or perhaps monster? I feel nothing save frustration leading to anger leading to rage. Love comes crashing down upon me as the waves upon the sand taking the shelter of my night revealing that wich I seek to hide. Why care? I know not the answer.

I Want
i want you to call me in the middle of the night because you had a bad dream about me. I want you to kiss me goodbye and the taste of your lips stays within my memory all day. i want you to look at other men and think they could not even compare to me. I want you to whisper in my ear that you love me, while im sleeping. I want you to wake me up, just to say you want me. I want you to want me. *this isnt for anyone in paticular...just things i want in a relationship....(this is a partial list...lol)

Looks Like Tazzy Did Better Than Me On This One
You Are 72% Brutally Honest Most of the time, you tell it like it is. Even if it's hard for people to hear. Sometimes you hold back though, because you never want your honesty to be hurtful. How Brutally Honest Are You?

Chicago Bears
I'm so proud of my Bears playing great football and having a very easy schedule until they play the NY Giants. If you are a Bears fan, Checkout www.luckystavern.com its a great little sports bar in Las Vegas well I enjoy watching the Bears, Notre Dame and CUBS! Goodbye DUSTY BAKER! God Bless, Warner

How Brutally Honest Am I? Survey Says
You Are 76% Brutally Honest Most of the time, you tell it like it is. Even if it's hard for people to hear. Sometimes you hold back though, because you never want your honesty to be hurtful. How Brutally Honest Are You?

Tues.. My Day..
HI EVERYONE..! HAPPY TUES...! MADE IT THRU WEEKEND.. HAD YOUNGEST GRANDAUGHTER OVER NIGHT FRIDAY NIGHT THEN GRANDSON AND HER SAT NIGHT.. WENT OUT FDOR AWHILE SAT WAS FUN.. FINALLY HUSBAND HAD DAY OFF.. THEN SUNDAY YARD WORK.. TRIMMING TREES AND BUSHES AND MOWING LAWNS.. TOOK 4 HOURS.. AND BOU WERE WE TIRED AND SORE AFTER BUT FELT GOOD TO GET IT ALL DONE.. AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT IT RAINED.. SO SUMMER IS FINALLY OVER AND FALL IS HERE AND MUCH COOLER.. AND I SO NEEDED THAT.....ALSO HELPED DAUGHTER CLEAN HER APT ON MONDAY SINCE SHES MOVING BACK WITH HUSBAND.. AND THAT WAS ANOTHER WORK OUT.. SO NOW CAN REST A BIT.. AND HERE I SIT.. FRUSTRATED SOME WHAT HAVE E MAILS TO DO AND MESSAGES ON OTHER SITES AND HAVE TO GET OFF COMPUTER JUST NOT ENOUGH TIME AND COMPUTER IS TOO SLOW.. SOOOOOOOOO... I DO WHAT I CAN.. AND TRY TO GET TO BLOGS AND ALL.. AND DO COMENTS.. HOPE YOU ALL BE PATIENT AND EVEN IF I DONT GET TO YOUR PAGE I AM THINKING OF YOU ALL HOPE YOUR DAY IS GOOD AND TAKE TIME TO HAV

I'm So So Happy
I have been getting alot of people commenting on my picture and rating them and I know I have alot of friends and fans and i can't get a chance to say always say Hi or leave you stuff on comments but i just wanted to say thank you and that I'm down with the LC all the way. Boobs all over the place, etc.... Thank God for the LC.

Yay...
Just got back from my eye doctor appointment an hour ago. It was only 10 minutes long, if that. My eyes are doing great and I should be getting my new supply of contacts next week. Best thing about it is that my insurance covers everything. Sweet deal. I don't owe them a penny. Hmm, went to the bank to deposit some money and wondered around Target a bit. Nothing exciting. I weighed myself this morning and was pretty satistifed with what I read. Only 345326442 more to go! I think...I want to get a hair cut this week.... just a few inches off... Yeah...so exciting...

Soldiers Daughter
Last week I was in Atlanta, Georgia attending a conference. While I was in > the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to > clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the > greatest act's of patriotism I have ever seen. > > Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camo's. As they > began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone), rose > abruptly > to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the > soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered, I realized > I'm not alone. I'm not the only red blooded American who still loves this > country and supports our troops and their families. > > Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung > heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can > go > to school, work and home without fear or reprisal. Just when I thought I > could not be more proud of my cou

So What Is It With Friends Now Aday's?
so i am at home last night...knowing not to smoke in the computer room or in the basement!! due to the fact that it bother's my mom's heart still!! fine and dandy....but my buddy, who was living with us....seemed to not listen...so my mom snapped and told him to pack his shit up....so who gets the blame?? you guessed it ME!! so now i dont know what is going on with this or that.....and if i will hear from him again, he was a really good friend from back in BC!! it starts off with a shitty day at work, getting sick...then to find out your "so called" best friend blames you for shit like that............. make sence to you?? didnt think so

Chapter Four
CHAPTER FOUR - Zepman's "How I Met Jimmy Page" I awoke to a beautiful, sunny summer day, with surprisingly little ill effects from my night of drunken abandonment. After a nice breakfast across the Thames in Eton, I decided to check out Windsor Castle, which is one of the "residences" the Queen stays at when not at Buckingham Palace. The Castle tour was fabulous, with my favorite places being the Armor room (with a fantastic collection of antique swords, guns, and rifles), and some of the gardens that were in full bloom at that time. Around 4 pm, I took several more pictures to finish that roll of film, then started making my way over to Page's house. I thought it would be appropriate, and a nice gesture, so I stopped in town to purchase a really fine bottle of wine (I didn't want to show up empty- handed!). While walking along the banks of the Thames on my way to Jimmy's residence, I started getting nervous, and worried that I would hear the same dreaded words, "Mr. Page is stil

Day Six....
Well today is just like any other day. I tried to keep busy. There is only so much one can do. I had to go to Cincinnati to get Hannah's birth certificate. Then I had to run to the store. Later this evening I went to football practice. I think Harley is really missing his dad. You can see it in his face. The rest of them miss him too. Don't get me wrong. It seems as if he always has the hardest time with Fred being gone. Every night when I put the kids to bed I tell them that I love them and thier daddy does too. Along with hugs and kisses. As for me, each day is harder than the last. My soul mate is gone. I can not function with him gone. A half of me is missing. Have you ever heard someone say that when they met someone they knew at that instant they were going to marry them? Well I use to never believe that until I met Fred. One day talking to him I just knew. Since we were introduced we were inseperable. Except of course when his jobs would take him out of town. We met in

Blahblah
another fucking day in paradise lost...all good though, got my writing space set up, new desk, old comfy chair dug my papers outa storage...gotta get my stuff out there again and get some more published. my goal is to have X number if stories published and then do a collection and then a novel. Can i do it?? i think so. I've creeped people out including editors with my stuff...nothing blatent, its the subtle psychological stuff that gets ya...thats what I like. Unless I blow a gasket and go on a killing spree...if ya can't be famous then go for infamous...

Cherokee & Legends
legends run deep Deep in the heart of this Cherokee, burn the legends of time. Written in the history books I bring forth the stories in rhyme. A peaceful nation upon the land content to roam and be free... no threat to the power of any race, just free to be. I did not write the legends. I did not see them fall. I did read the history books... the stories of horror recalled. A quiet nation of peoples herded across the vast land... herded across like cattle, their possessions taken from their hand. The Cherokee was not the only nation so treated. All American Indians were badly mistreated. I fight for recovery for all of them. I stand tall that they may take heed... Until we stand united......... we all suffer from the greed. Whatever your tribe your heritage wear with pride. Join with me fellow brothers. We will not go and hide. We are proud. We stand tall. We will stand united...... and claim for us all.

Love To Hate
Love to Hate A man, a woman, two of a kind they were, To stand forever, as their love crashed ashore. Raging seas they battled, breaking waves they bore, Anger swelled up inside them, they knew love never more. Sailed their ship across the seas, Weigh anchor, drift upon the breeze. The sudden storm is all it needs To sink them down beneath the waves. Love drives them blind, shuts out all the light, Nothing they hear is true, ever right. Love colors their lives, a vast pallet it claims, From bright sunshine to the dark, driving rains. They sailed across love's lonely seas, Cast off, raise sail, drift upon the breeze. Paint the skies above with all their needs, Drive the storms away, if they believe. Swifter than any river, stronger than any wind, Love drives itself deeper until it breaks within. Burst the heart asunder, drive the will insane, The mind, lifeless matter, everything change. Wash their ship in love's dark waters, Tear the sails, break the

A Poem I Wrote!
My Everything... In your beautiful eyes, I get lost. I can not let go of you, no matter the cost. Till the day I die, or pass away, know that in your hands my heart will stay. It is yours to mold, however you choose, but please baby, never set it loose. One day, I promise I will make you my wife; to have and to hold the rest of my life. When we are together I hope the time slows, and our love for each other surely grows. I miss your laugh, your smile, and your grins, and those aren’t even any of the seven sins! When we embrace, it is hard to let you go, because of my heart- a fit it will throw. Through all of the times- both good and bad, I have never lost the feelings I’ve had. I love you woman with all of my heart: I knew it that day (in Wapak), right from the start. I’ve wiggled into places no one has ever before, and I promise never to hurt you by closing the door, You are my friend, my partner, and my life,

Super Bowl Joke
During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half time, the coach made a passionate speech to rally the little animals. At the start of the second half the big animals had the ball. The first play, the elephant got stopped for no gain. The second play, the rhino was stopped for no gain. On the third down, the hippo was thrown for a 5 yard loss. The defense huddled around the coach and he asked excitedly, "Who stopped the elephant?" "I did, said the centipede. "Who stopped the rhino?" "Uh, that was me too," said the centipede. "And how about the hippo? Who hit him for a 5 yard loss?" "Well, that was me as well," said the centipede. "So where were you during the first half?" demanded the coach. Well", said the centipede, "I was having my ankles taped."

Ok Defiently Feel Like Bitching
Ok so im usually pretty nice and pretty calm...SO IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ME AS ONLY THAT DO NOT READ THIS BLOG!!!!! ok first off..my boyfriend is a total cunt...he treats me like fucking shit..and yet im still with him...I DO NOT love him..i DO NOT want to be with him..BUT there is reasons i am..Im not going to get into that... Anyways..i barely have ANY fucking friends because he wont let me..i barely EVER leave the fucking house to hang out with the FEW friends i have left...And eventually when i DO make fuckin plans they FUCKING GET SCREWED UP!!!... Oh and another thing...All these fucking guys who email me saying "I wanna see ur locked album" Take a fuckin hike...They are there for WHEN I WANT TO SHOW SOMEONE...Got it?..Good... This discludes ppl on my friends list... What else do i need to get off my chest?...I got it FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK The End

Fuck Me Pt.1
Restless and Wicked I am wicked so there is no rest Palm of my hand on your breastplate Feel your gasping breath Through your heaving chest As I run my tongue up and down you silhouette Your mouth agape as you get wet and I begin to swell Drag your nails across my face Grab me by the hair and hold my head in place Push your heels into my shoulder blades, until your toes begin to curl What was wrapped up tight inside you begins to unfurl I salivate at the thought of your taste Grind against my mouth and try to saturate Tense and squeeze as the whip crashes down from behind you Striking your soft flesh, coaxing those wonderful whimpers from you Glide your fingers around my neck as you strike me in the face Lick at the bloody chunks caught in your nails, and tell me how it tastes How deep do you think your teeth can sink, before I begin to leak? I invite you; you can dive right in, Reach the island of clima

Ok The Days Of The Week ~~
well it starts ~ SUNDAY ~ LET IT BE END OF THE WEEKEND ~ ~ MONDAY ~ DRAGON ASS MONDAY, THAT TERRIBLE CHINESE DISEASE ~ TUESDAY ~ TITTY TUESDAY ~ SLAP THEM , RUB THEM , LICK THEM ~ WEDNESDAY ~ HUMPDAY ~ OMG ~ ~ THURSDAY ~ THIRSTY THURSDAY ~ BOTTLES UP, PANTS DOWN ~ FRIDAY ~ FUCKIN FRIDAY ~ YEA IT HAD TO COME AFTER ALL THAT BEER ~ SATURDAY ~ SEXUAL ~of, relating to, or associated with sex or the sexes

A Poem About Our Girlfriends.........
Someone will always be prettier. Some will always be smarter. Some of their houses will be bigger. Some will drive a better car. Their children will do better in school. And their husband will fix more things around the house. So let it go, and love you and your circumstances. Think about it! The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart. And the most highly favored woman on your job may be unable to have children. And the richest woman you know, she's got the car, the house, the clothes.... might be lonely. And the word says, "If I have not Love, I am nothing." So, again, love you. Love who you are. Look in the mirror in the morning and smile and say, "I am too blessed to be stressed and too anointed, to be disappointed!" "Winners make things happen-- Losers let things happen." Be "blessed" ladies..... and pass this on to encourage another woman. "To the world you might be one person, but to the one person you just sent this to,

Thanks :)
... to everyone for rating/commenting my pics :) i promise tomorrow i'll get back with you all and rate your pics... if you don't get any notice about me, just send me a message and i'll go and rate your pics i have 100 pics now, the limit for the level 10 so till i go to the next level i wont have more space... well, lots of love for everyone! hugs & kisses Maria

Domestic Violence
I got flowers today. I Got Flowers Today (Dedicated to Battered Women) I got flowers today! It wasn't my birthday or any other special day. We had our first argument last night; And he said a lot of cruel things that really hurt; I know that he is sorry and didn't mean to say the things he said; Because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today. It wasn't our anniversary or any other special day. Last night, he threw me into a wall and started to choke me. It seemed like a nightmare. I couldn't believe that it was real. I woke up this morning sore and bruised all over. I know he must be sorry. Because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today! It wasn't our anniversary or any other special day; Last night he threw me into a wall and then started choking me; It seemed unreal, a nightmare, but you wake up from nightmares; And I woke up this morning sore and bruised all over—but I know he is sorry; Because he sent me flowers today. I got fl

Birthday Loving
Come on folks, come give me some birthday loving before the 10th october and help me level hehe rate my pics rate my profile leave me user comments and what ever else will help me out *grins* love and hugs Misha My Birthday is around the corner. It would be great to see alot more cherry love before then hehe.. so please drop in and leave a comment or just rate my profile... Hope to see and hear from you soon Misha OXOXO

For This Peom Will Make You Wet Ladies
I can eat you out like no other man on this earth could ever eat you out For I can take your sexual need off this earth For I can make you scream like no other man could ever do to you For I will have sex and then make love to you for ever For I will scare your soul with my passions of sexual needs For you will remember me for the rest of your days for you will scream my name every time you touché your self there for my name is aj

How Far??
I'm getting antsy and want to do more art work of people on the LC for my photo section. I've done a bunch in my "for friends" section and I created one folder for my first inspiration who has become my special "muse" for lack of better words. She put a spell on me to do more artwork. So any suggestions besides me running around LC rating and posting things will be of help.. Acudoc

A Poem For My Best Friend Allie
Best Friends are like Roses sisters are like Angels we are Guardin Angels We Watch over eachother & Has eachothers Back We Make eachother Laugh We feel eachothers Heartache We Smile when one Angel is Happy We Try To Keep The other from being sad Angels Like Me & Sisters Like You We stick Together & fight the world For when You Need a friend Ill lead You a Hand Pull You up when you fall down Dry your tears when your sad help You pick up your pieces when someone breaks Your heart I Am Always Here with Opening Arms & A warm Hug Dont forget To Call me up When You need someone to talk to Listen To You Or Hug You Find Me quick im Not a Minute apart Nor an Hour away Im right Next door for You Always Friends are like Roses We stick Together Till The end

Why Why Why (please Read I Really Want An Answer)
I have a question i would like to ask my friends. what on earth happened to true love, why is it that the good people cant seem to find anything other then the bad ones. i gonna tell a little story and would like a responce if you have one to give. this past friday i went to lunch at a local place call mels with my 3 roommates. well as i entered the place i noticed a girl behind the counter, she was very cute had short hair and was chubby, well i made a statement to my rooimmates that i thought she was cute, well one of my crazier roommates gets up walks up behind her and proceeds to tell the girl i think shes cute and ask her if she was single, well she was, so i finish my lunch and before i leave i walk out back of this place and ask her if she would like to go out, she says yes and we agree to meet there that night and decide what we are gonna do. 1030 that night i get back up there and shes out about 1045 we decide that we will go get a movie and go back to her place, she ta

Why????
2 weeks ago one mf my wrestlers was shot and killed by his stepbrother. His stepbrother was wearing gloves and kicked the shells under the bed and wouldnt call 911 but claimed itas an accident. The gun was used in a double homicide two weeks prior. I was close to Mikey, And i took it hard. His mom came ot me and hugged me, and told me i was the best that ever came from the high school and it was mikey's dream to be better then me. How do you take a comment like that? Ive certainly been as far as i could go and i cant compete anymore because of head imjuries but that totally tripped me out worse then i thought it would. But this gets worse. You see ive been under soo much stress with school work life many many many bad things going on in my life that i went into a major depression. And honestly i was harboing certain thoughts. You whatt im talking about. Im angry with mike. I feel id be dishonset to him if i did what i had been thinking about. This is constantly in my head and its leavi

Joke
President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy." Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy." Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Shit, I could throw three PEOPLE out of the window and make 300 million people very happy." __________________

Today Was A Day Not To Forget(memories)
Not that most days aren't, but well this one was kind of weirdish special. I went to dinner with my aunt, and for the first time in a week sat down with my grandma. We are the three generations left of the name Amelia. We were talking about my grandma's mom Amelia, how she used to play the piano, and sing to us great grand kids. My favorite song was "De Colores", meaning all the colors. We would have this rainbow parachute, and dance in a circle while we sang with her. It's crazy how time passes by. I almost forgot about all that. Earlier today I was in the Wal Mart with my aunt, and my cousin. We were looking at dresses in black, because we knew my cousin Olivia was about to die any day now. She had fell into a coma late yesterday afternoon. Now this is my grandma's neice. So she is pretty up there in her age. She was 78, or so. Wonderful person. I am glad I got to know her when I did. Not many of my cousins around my age are close with other in our family, or even know about them.

Hussy
You Have Your Sarcastic Moments While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge. In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead! And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in. Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious. How Sarcastic Are You?

Something I Saw That Truly Touched Me....
LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when

Life
has anyone ever thought about how easy it would be to end ur life? how much would it take how long would it take, I have, Here in the last two weeks itz been bad, no one has known about this, I blame one person and one person only, the only man i ever trusted, itz sad that ur whole life u walk this earth to find that one man/woman that u think that ur goin to spend the rest of ur life with, the "one". well i thought that about one wonderful guy, then it took a bug turn, something happend which led me to do something i cant even forgive myself for. to my ex if ur reading this, ur the only one that can pull me out of this, all i will say is his nickname, that would be JJ. the though of killin myself has been in my head, yes i'm not goin to lie i came close soo many times, but in my heart i just hope n prey he'll see that i still love him. grrrrrrrr when will it stop.

Storms
STORMS Im sitting as the wind is howling the rain is beating down,and the lightning has the sky lite up ,the thunder echoing through the house,I see at a distance the flashing of red and blue lights as they whisk down the road close to my home,fear races through my heart as to think someone could be in seriuos trouble on this oh so violent night.I spring from my resting place to peak out my window,seeing the raw power of mother nature as she unleashed 80mph straight winds,the lights they flicker once,then twice,and on the third time they go out,I feel humbled and without control as I sit in the dark listening helplessly as the storms one after another race past our community.I realise that in an instant anyone at anytime can be taken from our lives,as the blink of an eye,oh how humbling and thought provoking it can be to sit powerless,hoping for everyones best,I feel heavy eyed as the storms violence slowly comes to and end, as I drift off to sleep I feel a presence one of pe

What Is Your Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 134 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Difference Between A Girl And A Woman
Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex. Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it--using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e. don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' ev

....wtf Are Friends For
ok soo i found out something disturbing.SOMEONE lied to me like someone i knew very close like my sister.that lived on the same street as me about something i told her not to do.hmm... Well here goes. I dated this guy which i regret like badly for doing.gosh [[what an idiot i was.]]ok soo then like umm i brought him( he was my bf at the time) over to my friends house once that's when they met. sooo blah blah. ummm then he added me to myspace. he was sitting on the friends request for like a month..so i just added him. it wasnt like i was going to talk to him right. ne ways...THEY started talking. i mean it didnt really bother me. I warned her he was a bad guy but OH WELL...nobody listens to me anyway right? so ummm i saw his truck there once before and i asked her who is was she said "it's my cousin" *THAT WAS A LIE*....well i saw the truck there yesterday again..and guess who i see getting into the fucking truck and kissing my friend...HIM... out of alll guys..whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy So

Just What I Thought...
I dont get the games "FRIENDS" play. I think I'm just gonna stop callin anyone a FRIEND and not let them get to know me and keep myself guarded. The lies, broken promises and stealing is more then I can take. Hell just not caring for me and being there for me when I need them is just more then I can take. I didnt consider that many ppl friends to begin with. But seems like everytime I believe someone is different and they really want to be my FRIEND they turn around and fuck me in the ass without any lube. It's like they feed me the shit I need/wanna hear to get what they want and then once they have it they are DONE! I would give the shirt off my back for a friend and I never ask for shit in return cept for you to be TRUE with me and not lie and bullshit me. I'm too dayum old to play highschool games. Yes I'm pissed if you cant tell. But apperently to even say Sorry or even call me to get things worked out is too much work. Why do I even TRY? Why do I even CARE anymore? Why do I wear

Tweakyourskin.com
How to use the site tweakyourpage.com.first is getting there,when you open a private message or you profile settings page,on the left you will see the link to tweakyourpage.com,as shown below.. once there,it will say to select your network for layouts and skins,click lostcherry.com banner,as shown below.. once your on the next page,scroll a little bit,you will see the skins listed,as shown below.. once you pic a skin catagory you want,click it,like say name brands,as i have done,then will take you to list of skins in that catagory,i chose starbucks,pictured below.. it then will show the background image,and a box below with the code to your skin,copy the code,as pictured below.. now,you take this code and you open up your skins page,go to home page,on left column click my skins,then click create,as shown below.. then it will open up to a window with a default skin in it,simply out line this code,once all is selected,right click and paste the co

Sex Survery
My friend sent me this...would u reply? 1. Would you fuck me? 2. What positions would u fuck me in? 3. Would u lick/suck me ? 4. Would u fuck me hard? 5. Would u fuck me the first night u met me? 6. Would u let me pull your hair while u fucked me? 7. Would u fuck me in the shower? 8. Would u let me handcuff you or tie you up to the bed and then fuck you? 9. What about me makes u want to fuck me? 10. Would u talk dirty to me while we fucked? 11. Where would you fuck me? 12. Would u fuck me again? 13. Would u fuck me in the rain/snow/in public? 14. Would fuck me like a porn star? 15. Would you fuck with me once and never again? 16. Would you fuck me with your mouth? 17. Would you let me tongue fuck your ass? 18. Would you let me fuck your mouth? 19. Would you fuck me in/on a car/truck? 20. Would you let me drink your cum after we fuck? 21. Would you kiss me after I mouth fuck your pussy? 22. Would yo

I Almost Cried
if ur in luv read this... its sooo sad boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there? girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor. boy- oh rele? y? girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all. boy- oh girl- so wht did we do in math 2day? boy- u didnt miss ne thing that great.......just lots of notes girl- ok good boy- yeah girl- hey i have a question...... boy- ok, ask away girl-........how much do u love me? boy- u kno i love u more than anything girl- yeah..... boy- y did u ask? girl-................>silencesounding worried< is there something wrong?? girl- no, everythings fine...... boy- are u sure? girl- yeah. boy- ok.......i hope so. girl- ..............would u die for me? boy- i would take a bullet for u anyday, hun girl- rele? boy- anyday. now seriously, is there something wrong??? girl- no im fine, ur fine, we're fine, everyones fine. boy- ............ok girl-......................well i have to go il

The Five Love Languages
The Five Love Languages 1. Words of Affirmation Mark Twain once said “I can live for two months on a good compliment.” Verbal appreciation speaks powerfully to persons whose primary Love Language is “Words of Affirmation.” Simple statements, such as, “You look great in that suit,” or “You must be the best baker in the world! I love your oatmeal cookies,” are sometimes all a person needs to hear to feel loved. Aside from verbal compliments, another way to communicate through “Words of Affirmation” is to offer encouragement. Here are some examples: reinforcing a difficult decision; calling attention to progress made on a current project; acknowledging a person’s unique perspective on an important topic. If a loved one listens for “Words of Affirmation,” offering encouragement will help him or her to overcome insecurities and develop greater confidence. 2. Quality Time Quality time is more than mere proximity. It’s about focusing all your energy on your mate. A husb

Hey
Ok guys, I just wanted to let you all know how much I appreciate all the comments and luv you've shown in the little time I have known you on LC. Luv you guys and Thanks! If there is anything that I can do for any of you, Just let me know.

Wow, What A Month!!
ever have one of those weeks where nothing goes right?? well, welcome to my month!! all started with my smashing my head in that storage closet... after that, it all went downhill. and the worst is the ongoing ordeal with my best friend and her grampy... which will be coming to an end soon. im at her house from now until she comes back after its all over... i feel bad for her and im sorry for the family but her grampy has been suffering and lately its alot worse then any person should have to go through. love ya tammy.. and family. im off for now, got lots to think about.

Falling In Bed
The top 40 ways men fail in bed... take notes, all you Casanovas! 1. NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A properly passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2. BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3. NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4. SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. 5. BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's n

Www.imagention.com
JUST SOME ART LINKS FOR THE GRAPHIX HOUNDS OUT THERE.. LOVE 2 ALL KIMI Please, take a look at the latest news and updates on the ImageNETion ( http://www.imagenetion.com/) website, week 09/25 to 10/01/2006. 1- super new- Oct/01 Fantasy/9 im. Abraxsis-Equinox/011 http://www.imagenetion.com/equinox011.htm 2- new- Oct/01 Pin-ups/9 im. Pin-up Wonders/21 http://www.imagenetion.com/pupwon21.htm 3- new s.- Oct/01 Fantasy/32 im. Greg Horn/2 http://www.imagenetion.com/ghorn2.htm 4- update- Oct/01 Fantasy/13 im. Wojtek Siudmak/3 http://www.imagenetion.com/wsiudmak3.htm 5- new s.- Sep/30 Fantasy/32 im. Greg Horn/1 http://www.imagenetion.com/ghorn1.htm 6- new- Sep/30 Pin-ups/9 im. Pin-up Wonders/20 http://www.imagenetion.com/pupwon20.htm 7- new- Sep/30 Fantasy/13 im. Fantasy Treasures/19 http://www.imagenetion.com/fantre19.htm 8- new- S

Twitterpated
A shooting star streaking across the sky above, its stardust twinkling like the first hints of love. A treasure to behold of that I am sure, rarest of gems, a heart that is pure. Stilling my fears as you whisper seductively, you've captured my heart just as sure as can be. Whats drawn us together destined such as this, a feeling so awesome, magnificent bliss. a. boudreaux 2005

Dedicated To Crazedvamp
TheUnloved takes Vamp, cradles her into his arms and whispers Wait its not a whisper at all He is nibbling on her ear lobe He proceeds to nibble away at her lovely neck Suddenly Her eyes glare open wide Her sweet tender luscious lips open wide She gasps for breath TheUnLoved has sank his fangs deep into her flesh For a moment time is no more Vamp collapses into his arms And time will never be again For now she has entered into his immortal world of darkness He gently sweeps her up into his arms Deeply kisses her luscious blood red lips And disappears of into the darkness of the night For a moment time is no more. Vamp collapses into his arms. And time will never be again. For now she has entered into his immortal world of darkness. He gently sweeps her up into his arms. Deeply kisses her luscious blood red lips. And disappears of into the darkness of the night.

Commercials
commercials Yesterday I was making small talk with a pretty little friend here on "Lost Cherry" and somehow television was brought up. I'm not the daily viewer that I've been in the past. My TV life today is casual at best ... around 12 hours a WEEK. (most of those are in spans of 3 hours for a game-match or event). Now-a-day this time of year the ole box gets more of a workout being its FOOTBALL season (Go BUCKEYES) I also like a few regular shows - I'm a die-hard fan of FX's: "Nip/Tuck" Here lately I found two shows I enjoy on 'Sci-fi' network of all places (I'm so not the "sci-fi" geek) Those being: "Dead like me" & "Eureka" All the above are on Tuesday nights, so you can add that as a ritual -or- routine (either way something I try to avoid saying I have) So tell me: "What's your favorite TV"? (I'm just dyeing to know!) Speaking of TV ... Has anyone else noticed that "Lost Cherry" bulletins are becoming one huge commercial of sorts? It'

Dedicated To Crazedvamp(part3)
"The Queen of Darkness Awakes" In the still silent of the darkness, He hears a sigh, The UnLoved arose to the bed where his Queen lie sleeping. Suddenly, the beautiful and lovely Vamp awakens. Her eyes open as in a sense of rage. She reaches for her Unloved and pulls him close, And begins a long passionate kiss. Soon their bodies intertwine, as to appear as one flesh. She loved the UnLoved as he had never been loved before. The passionate embracing of each other lasted for what seemed like An eternity, but to a child of the immortal world, time doesn’t exist. They both lay there exhausted, cradled in each others arms ever so tightly. And as the sun was soon to rise they both lay there in a deep sleep. Both of them having found what the other needed in each other. Be it Love or be it Passion they were both pleased with what they had found in each other.

An Evening Alone
An Evening Alone by firegoddess76 © Thick latex Churning, shoving hard Desperate to be filled I watch you Hearing your fantasy Whispered to the mic Every breath, Every sigh For me Watching intensely Sliding smoothly Thrusting deeper As you moan Each frame memorized I quicken the pace - I want to cum With you Getting closer Clenching tight I feel your cock Inside me Cumming together Sweet release I scream out Your name Wishing only You were here I cry myself To sleep.

To The Unlovable:
To the Unlovable: The sense of being unloved is in its self empty. That unneeded, unwanted feeling when you’re hurting inside. The pain of Love runs deep, The pain of UnLoved runs even deeper, like burns from the pits of Hell. It leaves scars that never heal, a heart never mended. Use those scars to remind you of Love past. But never as a way out of being Loved again. Love feeds off of your soul, someday your soul will return to you. And so will Love. Maybe not in this life, but then again I believe in an after life, and things not of this world. TheUnLoved

Wake Up
DING!!!!!!!!!! The wedding bells sound She clings to her new husband So happy you could hear her heart pound Her new life has just begun DING!!!!!!!!! That special dinner is ready The best night of her life Her nerves are far from steady She was now Mother as well as Wife DING!!!!!!!!! The last note plays Her son's finest hour is here at last She will never forget this day Valedictorian of Harvard's graduating class DING!!!!!!!!! She watches her boy proudly As he begins his new life Vows exchange and she cheers loudly Her boy now has a wife DING!!!!!!!!! Tears flow freely from her eyes As the priest softly says "Amen" Her husband is gone with no reasons why Along with her son, they are both dead DING!!!!!!!!! She lays in darkness, no sights to see Eyes open but not even a slightest light can be found The place is tight, no air to breath Complete silence, except for that one consistent sound DING!!!!!!!!! She tries to move but goes nowhere Sh

Webcam
Okay so Im on my webcam and i got it set up on my LC page under my about me section! So if Im on cam you can peep me out on my LC page my friends! I usually post a bull. when im on it so keep ya eyes out! Love Boo-Boo

Naughty Horoscopes *i Am A Scorpio*
Body: LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)-- If you fuck up just once with a Leo...That's IT. Don't be expecting them to take you back. They are not willing victims, after all, they CHOSE you...you screwed up? They can UN-Choose you just the same. They live for Menage a Trois...or Qua...or Cinco....anything in a group is okay as long as they are in the middle. Leos also like bubble baths. Once you start with a Leo...do not think you can just turn their emotions on or off like a switch...they demand satisfaction. NOW. All the stress in the world ends up in the Leo neck...They need neckrubs...they feel like they have the entire weight of the world on their head. If its kinky, a Leo has probably done it..You know Madonna's a LEO, right? She masters the Madonna/Whore/Goddess thing pretty well, huh? I wonder why? Could it be cause shes a fuckin' LEO? yep. Valmont was probably a Leo. They probably have the movie at home. Get out your furry gloves and faux mink whips for this kitten. they love soft flo

Random Lyrics
Okay...so this song is runnin through my head today... Maniac Michael Sembello Just a small town girl on a Saturday night lookin' for the fight of her life In the real-time world no one sees her at all They all say she's crazy Locking rhythms to the beat of her heart Changing woman into life She has danced into the danger zone When a dancer becomes a dance It can cut you like a knife If the gift becomes the fire On a wire between will and what will be She's a maniac, maniac on the floor And she's dancing like she's never danced before She's a maniac, maniac on the floor And she's dancing like she's never danced before On the ice-build iron sanity is a place most never see It's a hard warm place of mystery Touch it, but can't hold it You work all your life for that moment in time It could come or pass you by It's a push of the world, but there's always a chance If the hunger stays the night There's a cold connective heat, Struggling, stretching

If You're Thinking Of Suicide Read This.
Hey you.. You with the rope.. pills... gun in your hand... Did you have a bad day? Somone make fun of you? Did you lose the person you loved? Well if you do suicide.. just think of the great future you could have. What can go bad WILL go bad. You have fucked up when we can see through your head... when your icy cold body is hanging from a banister.. when your broken heart has shut down due to O.D. of pills. If you suicide.. the child that could come to you in 5-10 maybe 15 years will not be born.. They will not have children. What you do know WILL EFFECT the lives of hundreds.. ma not now.. but think of the human soul that is left waiting to be born.. Do yourself a favor. Talk with somone if you have the feeling of suicide. We love you.. If they don\'t love you.. I will. Fuck it if your made fun of by what you are, celebrate that you are who you are. If your gay and continuously get ridiculed for it. Don\'t let it bother you. Hold your head high and be proud of yourself. i\'m proud th

My Obituary
Yes, I'm a quiz-takin' fool today. I want to thank you all for reading these (I do notice who does *hug* You guys rock!). I post them 'cuz they amuse me. :) This one especially. 'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com OK, yes, it's broken right now 'cuz QuizGalaxy is broken right now. But hopefully it'll reappear later. And, um, it was funny! So... since QuizGalaxy's still broken (stupid site *pout*) guess I'm going to have to write my own obituary. (Unfortunately, I don't remember theirs.) So here goes: Tanya passed away sometime in the past couple weeks. Her body was discovered after they finally noticed she hadn't shown up for work for awhile (mostly because the candy supply hadn't been replenished, and engineers go nuts without a regular supply of chocolate). Her cats survived, despite her bad habit of always putting down the toilet lid, because Toby (inventive as always) figured out how to turn on the faucet. She is survived by her sister H

Playoff Games
Ok, so Detroit had their first game against the Yankees last night. And they lost, like I figured they would. Game two is tonight and I'm not expecting Detroit to beat the Yankees in the series, but it would be nice if we could at least beat them once. Man...I shouldn't watch baseball, it's too much stress for me to see my team lose. Oh well.

Just Wanted To Say Thanks
Hey to all my friends and Fans and those that have stopped my page, this is my first blog, whoo hoo!!! I just wanted to say Thank you all so much for the comments and the compliments. I really appreciate them more than you can know. i have trouble with my computer being slow(I know personal problem) I try to get to profiles and such to rate and comment, but half the time they don't load right or so slow that i get tired, so I am sorry for that. i have been having an awesome time here and met alot of interesting and sexy people. I'll get to the profiles and rate, just might take me some time just don't give up on me please. And again thank you all so much for showing me love and showing me that I'm very welcomed on this site.

The Lake (i Didn't Write This But Liked It)
Each year I take my kids to the lake. We rent a cabin, play a lot of golf, swim and do whatever we feel like. The days are great and filled with activities but the nights are a different story. I've been divorced for eight years and really haven't had time to date much. Taking care of the kids was and is my priority. During the summer the nights are usually fairly warm at the lake. The swimming area is usually pretty dark at night. Lots of times I go down to the docks of the swimming area and sit out on the end of one of them. Sometimes if I get a little daring I take some of my clothes off. I'm a fairly attractive man. I stand almost 6 feet tall and weigh a slender but athletic 190 pounds. I've got soft blue eyes and a quick smile. I get a lot of compliments on my butt and legs especially when I wear shorts. This particular night was very warm. The temperature was still in the high 80's and I couldn't sleep. I had dozed a little but ended up waking up to a sensual dream leavin

First Time (another One I Liked But Didn't Write Lol)
I worked at a summer camp for 5 years. We had a staff of 24 girls and 4 guys. The camp is located in northern Iowa on a beautiful lake. Obviously the odds were in the guys favor and who was I to complain about that. We stayed rather busy during the days working our various jobs and usually didn't have time to ourselves until after 7 PM each day. When we did get some time we usually headed off camp to enjoy the different places and events around the lake. Sometimes, however, on particularly hot evenings some of us would go swimming down at our beach. One of the girls that worked at the camp my last year there was named Jill. Jill was the lifeguard and was very attractive. She had a very slender body and a gorgeous dark tan. Guys were always hitting on her but she didn't seem to like that kind of guy. I, too, was attracted to her but being a little on the shy side found myself staying back a little bit. She seemed comfortable with that and to my surprise seemed interested in me mostl

Todya Is A Little Better.
I went to school it was ok... I ran for laps today and then did 100 sit-ups they made me feel great! I am so happy for that. I didn't almost die last night... COntrary to my wishes... I am finally starting to see Ben was never worth my time anyways... It hurts but I'll live... I am happy to be SINGLE again.... Tamara share comments P.s. Fish is gross.. I ate chicken at C&c's Catfish and it looked gross so I pulled the skin off and burned my thumbs... Then almost walked out with the glass laughing my ass off.

The Perfect Wal-mart Greeter
The perfect Wal-Mart Greeter A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart .... nice children you've got there - are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

Sometimes
S O M E T I M E S Sometimes... when you cry... no one sees your tears. Sometimes.. when you are in pain... no one sees your hurt. Sometimes... when you are worried.. no one sees your stress. Sometimes... when you are happy.. no one see s your smile . But FART!! just ONE time... And everybody knows!! Gotcha!! You thought it was going to be one of those heart-touching stories! "Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to Dance in the rain". --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Oops!
It's a one-night stand. The couple has just finished having sex. The man kisses the lady and says, "I'd love to stay, but I bet your husband will be coming home anytime now." "Husband?!" the lady asks. "What makes you think I have a husband?" The man says, "I couldn't help but notice the picture of that man on your nightstand." The lady laughs and replies, "Oh, don't be silly. That's just me before the surgery."

This Guy Has No Clue
A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's going on?" he asks. "I'm having a heart attack!" cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he is dialing, his 4-year old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there's his brother, totally naked, cowering on the floor. "You bastard," says the husband. "My wife is having a heart attack and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!"

A Riddle For You
RIDDLE You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig, which is the same size as your car, and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this situation? ANSWER Get off the Merry-Go-Round, you drunk.

A Girl Buries Her Pet
Little Nancy is in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peers over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster is doing, he politely asks, "What are you up to there, Nancy?" "My goldfish died," replies Nancy tearfully, without looking up. "And I've just buried him." The neighbor is concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Nancy pats down the last heap of earth, then replies, "That's because he's inside your fucking cat."

The F-word And The Middle Finger (this Is A Fact)
Ok. So here are a few facts for the holier-than-thou butt-monkeys out there. The word "FUCK" is actually an anagram. It stands for "Fornication Under Consent of the King." That was back in the times of Kings and vassals where a vassal (or lord of the region) was given expressed permission to sleep with any woman on her wedding night. By doing this, it was believed that they could then put the bloodlines of thier nation into the population of one they had conquered. Where this was a bad and evil practice, the anagram "F.U.C.K." turned into a bad word. The "middle finger" came from the years in which England and France were at war. English Logbow men fired thier arrows holding the string and arrow in unison using thier index and middle fingers. French Longbow men held the string with only thier middle finger, holding the index finger behind it to steady the arrow. This allowed them to fire more accurately. However, as most battles went, the stronger English Army beat them in hand-to-

Is It Just Me?
For most of my life, I have always had more female friends than male friends. The fact is I find myself more comfortable not dealing with the testosterone bullshit. I love women and everyone knows that. "All I want is a nice guy...." and then they cry on my shouylder. ENOUGH!!!! When I was an asshole, I had to beat them off with a stick. My ex-fiance turned me into the "Gentle Guy" you now see before you. WOMEN WANT ASSHOLES!!!!! Admit it and stop saying you don't. Nice guys are NOT handsome! We all look like me... Tall, thin and goofy looking! Nice Guys do NOT ignore you! Even when we don't want to hear what you are saying, we listen because we care. Nice Guys are NOT rich with money! We count friends are our most precious treasure! Nice Guys do NOT drive nice cars! We are too broke because we spend our money on other people first because it makes US happy! Nice Guys do NOT get violent and hit you! We only get vicious when we see a friend hurt and th

Hot Or Not?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!
Post this if you want to see who thinks your hot. There are 7 things you can say: 1) not attractive 2) decent 3) Cute 4) Handsome 5) Hot 6) Pretty Hot and Tempting (phat) *******7) I'd fuck you in a second!******** (*If ya don't repost this then you're chicken to see what people really think of you*)

*sighs*
Well last night, me n Charles got into it really bad. I'm jus tired of fightin' with him and I told him I don't give a shit anymore, cuz seems like he's ALWAYS gettin pissed off at me for stupid shit. I told him he's controllin' my life and he is. There's certain people I can only talk to, there's certain things I can or cannot say. And with this one job I wanna get, but its over night and he don't want me to get it. He's not lettin me lead my own life. Before I got with him, I was always doin' what I want to do. And now, if I say no or somethin' god forbid he gets pissed off at me. I'm tired of him, I really am. I have no place to go around here either. I have no friends or family. And if I try to make friends with someone, he gets pissed off cuz its usually a guy. Well I'm sorry that I get along better with guys than I do with chicks. I mean, most of my friends are guys, pretty much. And today I was on the phone with my momma. *sniffs* I sure do miss her ALOT. Since I've been tol

Goddess Power In All Women
So many years ago, the world was a matriarchal society. Women were revered and looked to for their wisdom and guidance. Men took that power away from women because it frightened them. They did not have the power to give birth, or to nurture the way women did--it was the Goddess's gift to her children--all of her children. For men also grew and were nutured by the Goddess power of women... they too were wrapped in her warm embrace and encouraged to be everything good within them. It has been too many years since women have allowed their power to be usurped and abused. We need to take it back. This does not mean we have to be mean, or aggressive. Goddess power is loving and kind, warm and nuturing. A woman can be President and still be feminine and all woman... she does not have to forfeit who she is at her core, her Goddess energy, to fullfill any dream... or to fill any man's shoes. She can do this by being forthright and engaging. Setting limits upfront, putting herself on equal

Which 'bad' Care Bear Are You?
You scored as Raver bear. Raver bear100%Nihilist bear83%Bondage bear67%Aryan bear33%Gay Bear33%Tramp bear33%Stoner bear33%Hooligan Bear33%Which 'Bad' Care Bear are you?created with QuizFarm.com

2nd
Who I am...really...under all the masks and the make belief? Take away the attitude, or the psychologist, and all the external bullshit..and how do I answer that? I love black and white movies. I love nothing more than to cuddle up in the quiet (if I can find it) and sit watching them. I am no where near the bitch I wish I was. My defense mechanism is broken right now because instead of wanting to keep people out, I desperately want to let people in, and it's fucking with my Chi. My greatest ambition and dream is to own and operate my own resturaunt. I am just as ashamed of me as you are. It does no good to rehash all the bad things, because the good things walked up and spoke to me, and I put my head in the sand. I watch the Andy Griffith show sometimes. and I cry a lot during it. *shrug* I also watch Disney commercials and cry. At one time I wanted children more than anything in the universe, and that desire was driven out of me daily, until it was gone and I dont

What Should You Do?
Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A: Shoot him again. Q: How can you tell if a man is well-hung? A: When you can barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. Q: Why do little boys whine? A: Because they are practicing to be men. Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him, or three - one to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy. Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg? A: Because not one will stop and ask directions. Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their

People
Why is it everyone on my list cant take the time to rate even one pic.... is it becasue i dotn have tits? i doubt that. since 99% of the people on my list are females... is it casue i dont have a pic of my dick hanging out? i doubt that since all the women ive seen post shit. complain about that... so im left to one theroy.... that u all don't give a shit... and aren't fake in the sense that its nto ur pics on ur page... ur fake in the terms of what it means to be a friend......ever wonder how some people go to the bar or club and seemingly everyone talks to them...yet very few cept the guys that have not got laid since reagen was the pres come up to u.... maybe just maybe its casue they know that as soon as u get what u want from them ur gonna walk away and never talk to them again..... and gurls since most on my list are gurls.. is that not the saem fuckin thing u think all guys want? a piece of ass... cept its not ass u wanted form me it was points so..... im sorry if u dont aggree.

Letters Were My Striaght Jacket.
I sit here at the PC wanting to write, but having just gotten up this morning My mind draws a Blank. Questions like: "Should I write a poem, should it about being Gothic, or should I rant alittle?" run through My mind. I dont hate Days like this (not that I am a professional writer mind you); its just that I love to write, at least at the computer anyway. Ah ha, here's a subject; My writing. In a Small way writing, roleplaying, and chatting saved me. How? I spent a Year in Iraq with the Company C (MED) 230th Support Battalion, of the 30th Infantry Brigade (Mech(H)(-))[Old Hicory],that was attached to the 1st Infantry Division. I was scared ,angry, and isolated. I was scared cause I was in combat, seeing the aftermath of an attack or IED. I was angry becuase I early in that year (March time frame) I had just lost a friend I grewup with. He was Killed just out side a City called Ba'quba on our approach march to FOB Caldwell/KMTB. I wanted revenge. I knew it was useless. Rev

Just A Little Funny
One day Little Johnny came home from school and asked his mom what they were having for dinner.She said that it was a surprise and him and his brother would have to guess what it is after they try it.Well dinner time came and they started eating it,but they couldn’t figure out what it was.So Little Johnny asked his mom for a hint.She said,"Okay,I’ll give you a hint.I call your father this."Little Johnny said to his brother,"Quick Bobby, spit it out,its asshole!"

True Friends
True Friends xxxxxxxxxxxx -Thought you all might get a laugh out of some of these...I know I did. Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3.When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you

My Friends And Fans
OK SO THIS IS JUST A QUICK SHOUT TO TELL ALL MY FRIENDS AND FANS THAT I HAVE MADE ON LC THAT I LOVE YA...YOU HAVE ALL MADE MY EXPERIENCE AL LC A GREAT ONE THANX FOR THE LOVE AND COMMENTS ON MY PAGE ...I TRY AND COMMENT EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING....IF I OVERLOOKED YOU PLEASE LET ME KNOW....I LOVE YOU ALL.....LOST CHERRY ROX!!!!!!!!!!

Summer Afternoon Delight
Summer Afternoon Delight I hear the doorbell ring to find you standing at my front door. A smile come to your face as I great you, Hi… I’m so glad you could make it, No more than me you respond with a smile. I ask you into the living room I offer you a cold drink. I’m dressed in a white summer dress and no shoes, sitting down on one end of the couch, I’m admire your physique as I hand you a glass. You smile and sit on the other end of the couch. So tell me, what’s been going on in your life. As we sit and bring each other up to date, I keep my eyes focused on your body watching every move. As the conversation goes on, I feel you watching me and I slowly start turning towards you, I bring my right knee up on the couch, allowing my dress ride up to expose more of my beautiful legs. You begin to feel that familiar pressure in the crotch of your pants every time I’m near you. I tilt my head way back, running my hand down my throat, “God, this heat is unbearable.” Is there anyway I

Hey D.b
[verse 1] I'm feeling this brother like um... Like a big fat person likes their tums Like hot Krispy Kremes everybody wants some Like Sisqo is feeling girls in thongs I've been feeling this brother like ah... Like a, like a ghetto brother likes a stack of Money in his pocket when it's nice and fatter How he gets, oh, it just don't matter... [b-section] He's got me so...high I don't know why. I don't know why he's always on my mind You said to let go and I tried, but I Can't let him go. He's so fine He's got me so...wide Open inside, You keep on saying he has me so blind. (You) said it's not love but you lying 'Cuz I have to have him in my life. [chorus] Hey DB He ain't doing a thing for you You knowing that his love ain't true I know that the hell you should do. You need to cut your love off And show your man who's the boss So next time he piss you off Let him go cuz it's not your loss. [verse 2] I'm feeling this brother like a rat does cheese He'

To All Of You That Actually Read My Blogs And Bullentins
THANKS TO ALL OF YOU THAT ARE ACTUALLY MY FRIENDS AND SHOW ME LOVE EVERYDAY AND REPOST MY BULLENTINS AND READ MY BLOGS THANKS TO ALL OF YOU AGAIN I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR LIKE I ALWAYS DO.

Advanced Global Personality Test
Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70% Stability |||||| 23% Orderliness |||||||||||| 46% Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Interdependence |||||||||| 36% Intellectual |||||||||||| 43% Mystical |||||||||||| 50% Artistic |||||| 30% Religious |||||| 23% Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76% Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63% Narcissism |||||||||||| 43% Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56% Work ethic |||||||||||| 43% Self absorbed |||||| 30% Conflict seeki

Why?
Why why is it you try to be your best and feel you have failed every test seems no matter what you do its not what others wanted no matter how you feel your still there why why do we continue to put our hearts on our sleeves knowing that someone is gonna shred it like old leaves why why do we put ourselves though this over and over again hoping against hope that maybe we might win why Because thats called being a Friend Peace N Love Pixie

I Care
My promise to you is to be there for you. Thru the pain and the sorrow thru every tomorrow. To lend a shoulder to lean on when your feeling blue. To have an open ear to listen to you. When I hear your cries, I promise to advice and never criticize. Your never to feel alone when your weathering a storm. I will be the light that you see thru the clouds, no matter how dark your surroundings are, know that I am there thru the mist and the rain lending a helping hand to help ease the pain. You never need to feel alone. No matter how near or far we are, know that I am here as your shining star. When you look up at the sky at night know that I am thinking of you even though your not in sight, my heart is with you. I will cheer you on and be proud when life take a turn and is better for you. There are many tomorrows in your life you see, don't ever give up because you have me. You have someone here who loves you and cares and will never give up on you even on a dare. I

Ramble
what if i dont wake up tommorow.? will you cry for me in your sleep. would u say u never knew me as i pass by you tortured soul i heard you where young and free once the life we had was a strange one but i,ll see you again .. she dreams of monsters.... that come alive in the night a sign saying condemded blinds my sight a rose a razor and finally goodnight . ....by me....

15 Ways To Feel Sexxxy!
1. Wear lingerie that flatters you. 2. Wear silk boxers. 3. Do your makeup and hair. 4. Work out. 5. Wear sexy clothing. 6. Accept compliments regarding your looks and abilities. 7. Learn more about pleasing your partner. 8. Be the dominant one in your next love-making session. 9. Plan at least one sensual experience a week for your love. 10. Take a shower together. 11. If you're unsure about how to do something, become knowledgeable about it. Confidence is an incredible aphrodisiac. 12. Allow yourself to feel sexy. 13. Don't worry about your appearance. Everyone has flaws, just no one else cares about them as much as you do. 14. Love your partner without abandon. 15. Dance seductively with your partner.

The Picture
Everyone's life is a picture, Painted by only one person, Life itself. The picture shows everything you're doing, And everything you have done. But sometimes, Life gets tired. And doesn't want to paint a picture. So, Life sends problems to stop you, If you give up, your picture is finished. If you keep going, so does your picture. So the question is: How soon do you want to see your picture? Do you want to see it now? When it could be so much more? Or later, when there's so much more than before? It's your choice, I'll keep going.

Its Not Like I Have Been Through Enough..
Howdy to my friends ! Yesterday I spent just about all day in the ER. The ones that know me real well on here know I have not been feeling all that good. Comes to find out after extensive testing after testing. I have a rare Syndrome concerning the heart area. I went back to the doctor today and they are getting me into a heart specialist right away. People that have this usually are born with it. Well I have had testing before cause years ago they thought I had MS. NOthing came up abnormal with my heart. So something has caused for me to have this problem now. I am on strict plans what I can take and cannot take right now. I am starting the New non smoking pill tomorrow cause that is a must. Which that is a good thing and I am actually excited about it. Should of never started back up after my second child. I dont want anyone to think I am ignoring you if I dont respond to you immediately. I am zapped have been for awahile. As for now my plans on moving back

Budweiser Presents........
BUDLIGHT PRESENTS: REAL MEN OF GENIUS..."Today we salute you, Mr. Myspace addict. You thought you could just log on once, but little did you know it would consume your life. Joining one pointless group was just not enough. Adding every person you never spoke to in high school, and people you've never met who live 3000 miles away just to be "virtually" popular. As if IM wasn't enough to feed into your stalker-ish behavior. Oooo look at you with your 14393 "friends". So go ahead, crack open an ice cold BUD LIGHT, Compulsive Away Message Checker Turned Myspace Psycho. It's too bad that you're not too popular at the bar, but in virtual reality, you'd be the life of the cyber party."

Beer Translations
1. "You get this round and the next round is on me." I''ll be leaving before the next round. 2. "I''ll get this round and the next one is on you." Happy hour is about to end. Beers are now a dollar, but by the next round they''ll be $3.50. 3. "Hey, where is that friend of yours?" I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position. 4. "Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (female) I''m easy. 5. "Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (male) I''m gay. 6. "Ever try a body shot?" (male to female) I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I get to lick you. 7. "Ever try a body shot?" (female to male) If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I''ll do to you on the ride home? 8. "I don''t feel well, let''s go home." (female) You are paying more attention to your friends than me. 9. I don''t feel well, let''s go home." (male) I''m horny. 10. "Who''s got the next round?" I haven

Thoughts
Life is what you make it...don't spend your time bitching about something, change it(your thoughts or the problem). Don't pander to everyone, not everyone is as great as they think they are. When life gives you lemons, find someone life gave vodka to and throw a party. No one said life would be easy. It's not. It's hard. And anyone who says it's going to change, going to get better, is lying. What changes is not the arena around you, it's yourself and how you react to the problems you face.

Condom Size...
A man was in a long line at Target. As he got to the Register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied That he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and Called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5." The next man in line thought this was interesting, and Like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he Got up to the register, he told the checker That he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if She could have some brought to the register for him. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't Know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and Said, "One box of medium-sized Condoms, Register 5." A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought What he h

Life
Life has been good lately. I still worry about my sister and her having surgery on the 19th but we are all handeling it. I have a wonderful family, though as with all family you sometimes claim to be adopted lol. I have a great new fiance who treats me good and loves me through all my horrid moods. Great friends who even though sleep and work have kept me from them are understanding and still care. Soon I will be starting a new page in my book of life. It's a tad scary but I am ready. I know that no matter what I can always turn to my family if I ever need them. So I suppose there is always a safety net for me if I need it. Though I know I won't need it this time around. I have found somebody who makes me happy. I don't think anyone needs to worry this time. Blah I'm rambeling now so I'm going to close this out. Love Stace