Two good ole boys down in Alabama were sitting around talking
one afternoon over a cold beer . . .
After a while the first guy says to the second, "If'n I was to
sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you
was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us
kin?"
The second guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched
his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the
question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it
sure would make us even."
