A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
> sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
> down, but lacks the nerve to start a conversation.
>
> Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
> towards the man.
>
> He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
>
> "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
>
> "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
>
> They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
> theater followed by drinks They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest
> dreams and he shares his. She listens.
>
> After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
> her place for a nightcap .. and stay for breakfast.
>
> They have a wonderful, wonderful time.
>
> The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
>
> The guy is amazed!! Everything has been SO incredible!!!!
>
> "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
> every guy you meet?"
>
> "No," she replies........
>
> "You just happened to catch my eye."
>
> (Oh shut up, I just forward them, I don't write them.)
