Fubar Blog Posts 4

First Class Working Girl?! Nah.
Well... I am a working woman now..I started a waitressing job yesterday. I was nervous about it, I havent worked in yrs! Being home with a disable son for 12 yrs then going out working..omg such a big difference.Who says fat chics cant run around like a chickens head cut off..but boy am i Tired! lol And guess what? need to leave to go to work like in 5 min ..lol But this is going to help my self esteem, and maybe even drop some more weight. Ive been on this plateau thing with my weight for a while..it has been aweful. Ive been getting down because of it, and I am worried to gain weight. So I thought this might help.. Take care. Sherry

New Update And Auction
I just put a new update up yesterday on SC. Hope you enjoy seeing me and Jezabelle get real naughty! http://www.southern-charms4.com/aimeelynn/fotos414.htm Also I just put up a panty auction today. 6 more days left to bid. You have to be a member of ebanned to view. It's free to join if you don't already have an account with ebanned. Love to have you bid on my panties ;) http://www.ebanned.net/cgi-bin/auction/auction.cgi?category=wclothing15&item=1193488330 Enjoy! XOOX, Aimeelynn

If This Is Real... Wow.. The Outcome!!!
THIS IS A REPOST ... WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF THIS IS REAL? WHAT IF...? What evidence will be next? This is a REPOST... Not my views or opinion. *********************************************************************** NIST IMPLICITLY ADMITS: WTC TOWERS DESTROYED IN CONTROLLED DEMOLITION By Kevin Barrett http://www.mujca.com [Note: I will be speaking with Kevin Ryan, a leading expert on the NIST cover-up, at the Peoria Public Library at 2 pm this Saturday, 10/20/07, 107 N.E. Monroe St., Peoria, IL 61602] Re: http://www.911blogger.com/node/12002 In an amazing about-face, the National Institute for Standards and Technology (NIST) has implicitly admitted that its 10,000-page report on the destruction of the Twin Towers is a fraud, and that the buildings were destroyed by controlled demolition. In its recent reply to family members Bill Doyle and Bob McIlvaine, scientists Steven Jones and Kevin Ryan, architect Richard Gage and the group Scholars for 9/11 Truth

Cleaning House
I am working on cleaning out my friends list. I have so many that I can't keep up with the true friends so I am removing people I never hear from. If I remove you and you wish to stay let me know...Thanks Cherise "Bottoms UP"

I Am Tired
I am tired of it all the rat race and the fall I am tired of the trials the pasted on, pretense smiles That daily for me no-one’s there and the nightly bedtime tears. I am tired of living alone the only love is on comp. or phone I am tired of all the lies the make believe, virtual guys the words, “I love you” from many yet no physical touch from any. I am tired of being told I’m pretty when really my breast is all they see I am tied of having love to give but no-one’s there, so alone I live of having someone only in my dreams of realizing I’m worthless, or so it seems. I AM tied, so weak and alone I think of turning on gas, and unplugging phones I am tired of caring, of trying of pushing back the wish of dieing of no-one loving me for just me except those living across the seas. I am tired of the hopes of meeting some day that special someone who will never come my way I am tired of never being invited places of false hearts coming from empty faces

Spatially Challenged (1)
[OOC: Yesyes, I'll be updating my other one very soon. Had to do a lot of editing...this is set in the same universe.] Darivia was a small world. It was not small in the sense that it was lacking in landmass; nor was it small in the sense that it was not populous. It had both in abundance, as well as large, fertile oceans, and abundant wildlife. Neither was it economically small, or, truth be acknowledged, militarily weak - it was, in fact, stupendously rich, and equally powerful. Nor was it slight in stature in the eye of the public - far from it. But it was a small world in that it had no cities; no large gatherings of people; or, rather, no cities in the typical sense. It did indeed have cities, however. Massively vast sprawling things - but empty, dead, cold, barren. Lifeless. Only the great Machines did their work here - except when people came to fix them - and the 'streets' (in fact just the gaps between buildings, sterilized carefully to allow machinery to ho

My Heart To Your Heart
From my heart to your heart, My love i will send 'cos i know over time Your heart i can mend. I see the love in your eyes When i look in them deep, A love to be treasured For our hearts to keep. I would write your name Across the sky, For the world to see What you mean to i. Look deep inside Understand what you feel, Whether naer or apart Understand that it's real.

Failure Doesn't Mean....
Failure doesn't mean .........! "We are born into a vast room whose walls consist of a thousand doors of possibility. Each door is flung open to the world outside, and the room is filled with light and noise. We close some of the doors deliberately, sometimes with fear, sometimes with calm certainty. Others seem to close themselves, some so quietly that we do not even notice." ---Terry Teachout. When I read this for the first time, I realized that my whole life was in this quote. I did not want to do things because I feared failure, and other things I did because I knew I could succeed. But because I didn't take a risk and prove to myself that I would not fail, I will never have the chance to realize what could have happened. But then there are those that I took, that I will never regret in my whole life, and that's when the other doors close so quietly behind you that you don't even notice. Failure doesn't mean you are a failure... it does mean you haven't succeeded yet

I'm Tired Of The Tears
When does the tears finally stop? I know the pain will never fully go away. I like having the memory of you, but it just hurts because anytime someone sees something for fallen soldiers, they send it to me and the tears just start coming again. I like hearing and seeing things for the honor of soldiers, but it just hurts. I really wish I didn't have to say good-bye to you, but I just keep trying to remember, ♥Death can not stop true love, it just delays it for a little while.♥ I'm scared to love someone. I don't want to lose someone again, esp someone I loved as much as you. I wish you would have made it home. I wish Bush would have never sent you over there, and that he wouldn't have made the troops stay 3 extra months. You were suppose to be home babe, why the hell did he have to extend the stay? Why did you have to go in the first place? It's not that I'm not proud for what you've done and all your sacrifice. I guess I'm just being selfish and not wanted to l

Take The Fall
When you fall in love it's suppose to be forever You said you caught feelings we were together Darkness befalls my little heart You took that thing and tore it apart Because of you I want no other Because of you the others will suffer Just go away and stay out of my life You and your cousin are nothing but trife When I heard you were married I should've walked away Instead I listened to my little heart and chose to stay You've destroyed everything good in my life Now go back home and stay with your wife You call my phone and harrass me still There's a whole in your heart that no one can fill I gave you everything and tried to give you more Then I started thinking, what the hell for? Tell your wife quit contacting me I never knew anyone as jealous as she All you do is suck people dry Get what you can and then say goodbye You break them down and destroy thier being Now I don't know what the hell I was seeing You turned me

Woohoo, Lvl 14, Ty All
yay im lvl 14 but nessa is lvl 17 so it looks like im going to lose, the bet, unless everyone rates all my new pics, and i have a few friends that joined, maybe more who knows, but 4 lvls to go, maybe i can lvl tonight again oh and special ty to Sin, Dj sweets, addictive, linker, shannon, and all else who rated and commented the crap out of me much love..

Myspace Is Lame
Fuck you number ONE. There is NO SUCH THING as a MySpace Tracker. It does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!" No, it doesnt. Fuck You number TWO. To the people who have like 25,000 friends; Are you serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. Fuck you number THREE. Don't ever post pictures and say: "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. If you do you're a moron. Fuck you number FOUR. NOBODY cares about threats over the internet, so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you're still retarded. Fuck you number FIVE. Quit crying because you're not on someones 'Top 8'. Who cares?!? ITS MYSPACE!!! If you really cared that much, you would pick up the damn phone! Fuck you number SIX. Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking

Abortion Facts.. Smart
Know the Facts (read it all!) Tons of cool info throughout! Personhood at conception is a religious belief, not a provable biological fact. Mormon and some Fundamentalist churches believe in personhood at conception; Judaism holds that it begins at birth and abortion is not murder; ensoulment theories vary widely within Protestantism. The religious community will never reach consensus on the definition of a "person" or when abortion is morally justified. We are pro-choice. "Pro-abortion" is inaccurate, as it implies favoring abortion over childbirth. We support reproductive freedom, which means that an individual woman should be able to make her own choice. Laws have never stopped abortion, but only relegated it to back-alley butchers. The hypocrisy is clear: when illegal abortion was the leading killer of pregnant women in the U.S., there was no Right to Life (RTL) organization. If we don't choose pro-choice babies will be born and killed due to lack of choice to prevent unwa

Today Is The Big Day!!!
COME INTO THE FUSION LOUNGE AT 7PM EST TO WITNESS THE FUMARRIAGE OF BROWN EYED PAPI AND AMELIA! Click The Ring To Enter !! Hope you guys can make it!!!! Thank You Poetic Heart for everything!!!

Price We Pay
What do you think of the price we for everything. From the price of gas to t he price of milk, food and basic things we all need in life. i mean 2.80+ for a gallon of gas, now that is stupid, since 3 years the cost for a gallon iof gas was 1.62 a gallon, such an increase, and the price of a gallon of milk is around 3.59 per gallon, now this is stupi also. The problem is not with the farmers or big oil well most of it is not big oil, it is that damn pres. bush, when he gets out of office we will see the gas price come down, and back to where is should be. but they got us by the short and curlys, what r we going to do, not drive to work or anywhere for that matter. As for the price of milk and other food, we r producing corn for the e85 gas, but what do they do with the left over stuff that is hazerdous to our health and the ground, they find some podunk town to dump it in, and they (government) wins again. so it's a catch 22 if you ask me. And speaking of E85 if it is so good, why

Want A Beer?
for all of you that say you are trully my friends here is your chance to prove it to me my very good friend needs help in a contest and he needs help bad so stop oon over and help him out and if proving your friendship isnt a good enough of a reason to do it for those of you that do help out i will buy u a beer and refer your page to all my friends... rates are worth 5 poins and comments are worth 1 so et your butt movin and help oout the sweetest guy on fubar

Accept My Full Heart's Thanks
Your words came just when needed, like a breeze blowing and bringing from the wide soft sea some cooling spray, to meadow scorched with heat. And chocked iwht dust and clouds of sifted sand that hateful whirlwinds, envious of its bloom, had tossed uponit. But the cool sea breeze came laden with the odors of the sea and damp with spray, that laid the dust and sand, and brought new life and strength to blade and bloom, So words of thine came over miles to me, fresh from the mighty sea, a true friend's heart. To my wonderful freinds who have helped me thru my bad and good days. I love you all!

Please
If you can, could you go to the link below and rate/comment/bomb a friend? I see he is having a bad time in his contest. We still have a few days to help out. Thanks Wildbill http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1002925&albumid=623934&i=2396506041 PS if the link don't work just cut and paste into your browser. Feel free to pass of to all your friends...TY

What If It Was You
HE WAS DELETED AT LEVEL 17. ITS A BUNCH OF BS WHY THIS KEEPS HAPPENING TO US. IT DIDN'T HAPPEN TO YOU SO YOU DON'T PAY MUCH ATTENTION. WELL WHEN IT DOES HAPPEN AND NO SAYING IT WONT THATS ALL THAT YOU'LL THINK ABOUT. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW BAD IT SUCKS TILL YOU FEEL IT FIRST HAND.. SPREAD THE LOVE.. HAPPY HOUR PST TIME 7-8 TWO FULL HOURS. A LOT OF DAMAGE CAN HAPPEN DURING THAT TIME.. HERES JUST A FEW OF US THAT WAS STRIPPED OF OUR ACCOUNTS AND HAVING TO START ALL OVER.. HE WAS LEVEL *17* FOUNDER OF S*U*P* BOMBERS@ fubar SHE WAS LEVEL *24* ABOUT TO HIT GODFATHER Mizz Shady CAN I BREAK THE FUBAR RECORD@ fubar HE WAS LEVEL *23* JUST ABOUT TO HIT LEVEL 24.. THIS MAN HOSTED A LOT OF CONTESTS AND PAID A LOT OF MONEY TO GET WHERE HE WAS AT. BLUEDEMON ~1st Deputy 2nd Alarm Hotties~Ellie's Fuhubby~@ fubar THIS ONE HURTS ALMOST AS BAD AS LOSING MY ACCOUNT DID. HE WAS IN THE 20'S NOW HES SITS AT ONLY AN 11 LEVEL.. DONT YOU ALL JUST LOVE IT?? HE BOMBS FOR THE POSSE WH

5 Min Away Hope You Guys Can Make It!!!!!
COME INTO THE FUSION LOUNGE AT 7PM EST TO WITNESS THE FUMARRIAGE OF BROWN EYED PAPI AND AMELIA! Click The Ring To Enter !! Hope you guys can make it!!!! Thank You Poetic Heart for everything!!!

New Demo Release
I'm gonna release a demo, a limited run of 13 to be released to those I deem fit. Contact me for details, if I actually reply then you may get one. Songs included will be: War Soul Dejection Of Ancient Light and one of these may be replaced by a new song I'm in the process of recording (which I've decided I'm never going to release anywhere else). Hopefully the worthy will approach. Click here to visit the myspace page.

10-20-07
Your social intuition is off the charts and that makes it a good time to read people and understand where they are coming from. You may find it especially helpful at work with new customers or employees. ******************************************************************* Yeah would all be correct if I had a job!!!!

Letting Go
Letting go of someone you love is one of the hardest things you'll even have to do. The more alone time you spend, the more thinking you get to do, the more realization of truth you encounter. I think that once you balance out the reasons why you want to hold on and the reasons you have to let go, you will come to an understanding as to what you're really dealing with and see the true colors of the cards you are holding. Life brings people into your life for a reason and when its time for them to leave its because the lesson has been left and its up to you to see it, feel it, and live on what you've learned. I've recently decided to let someone go from my life. Although, its with a heavy heart that I make this decision, I decided it was for my own good and for the best for the both of us. We just dont see eye to eye, we dont think close to the same, we dont believe in the same rules, and we're in different levels overall. Sometimes being on different levels alone causes a

The Road Not Taken
The Road Not Taken Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveller, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference ...Robert Frost

Broken Heart
If home is where the heart is, Then I have a broken heart and home. For nothing can compare to the pain, Of returning here again, all alone. I've cried so many tears that I've filled the stream near by. I'd stil be crying now but my eyes have gone dry. I don't want to be here, in this cold and lonely place. I want to be in your arms, with your kiss apon my face. When I look into the night and see the moon up above, I want to feel you holding me, wrapped safely in your love.

10k Comments
I was entered in BBGs giveway. I need 10,000 comments to get a month of VIP. Please drop by and show some love and support. I would really appreciate it if you could drop some comments on my picture. Just click on the picture below and it will take you to my picture. Thanks, Tiggerbear2007

Huh?are U Serious?
ok.this is mainly for the guyz.im not bashin anybody but i do need to clarify sum things for once & for all.i will not repeat myself so pay attention. i hate liars cheaters & people full of themselves.im not into games or one nite stands either.i will not cam with u.i will not have sex with u either.no i will not give u my number or any of my messengers.so do not ask. if u wanna get with me then u have to actually talk to me.otherwise dont bother. if u are any other those things that i just listed above then dont waste my time.just move along plz.ty as for my real friendz...ty for alwayz bein there for me...u know who u are...u RawK! Thanks for playin im out...peace ~Dre@meR~

Heaven
First time I saw you girl, You turn me upside down I can't stop thinking bout you My head is spinning round I got to find away to get with you somehow Girl I'm so crazy for you You know I want you now And everyminute of every single day I'm dreaming of how it could be And everynight before I go to sleep I'm praying that soon you'll be here with me [Chorus] Heaven, heaven oh heaven can't you help Heaven oh heaven can't you help me I'm down on my knees please help me Cant fall alseep tonight I don't know what to do I hold my pillow but I wanna be holding you And when close my eyes I always see your face I know my happiness is only kiss away And every hour here in the dark Every beat of my lonely heart Tells me that I need to be with you Heaven oh heaven what can I do [Chorus] Heaven, heaven oh heaven can't you help me I'm giving my love for eternity Heaven oh heaven can't you help me I'm down on my knees please help me [Instrumental] Girl I'd giv

Please Dont
---------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: David Date: Oct 20, 2007 5:33 PM What you're about to see may be shocking.Warning it's gruesome and not for the faint of heart.Hope you're ready.='(This is Jacqueline Saburido on September 19, 1999. This is her and her Father, 1998. This is her on Vacation in Venezuela. Birthday party as a child. At a party with friends. The car in which Jacqueline traveled. She was hit by another car that was driven by a 17-year old male student on his way home after drinking a couple of hard packs with his friends. This was in December 1999. After the accident Jacqueline has needed over 40 operations.Jacqueline was caught in the burning car and her body was heavily burnt during around 45 seconds. With her Father, 2000. Getting treatment.

I'm Sorry! :-(
After visiting a wonderful friend's page last night and realizing that a few important things in her life had changed and I didn't know it, I realized that I have been letting the seduction of leveling suck me in to the point where I couldn't keep up with anyone. And for that, I am so very sorry! I have created this account so that I can start all over again with the good REAL friends that I had before, if they'll accept my sincerest apologies. As soon as I can contact the people important to me, my other account will be deleted. Again, I am so sorry for my behavior and I hope you can forgive me! commentburner.com PROFILEPOUNDER.COM

Sex Sex Sex
standing in the shower washing her hair, her naked body soft, her breast perky and nipples hard. As Tommy watched he removed his clothes. Stepping into the shower Jennifer opened her eyes. She sees him standing there dick hard as a rock. He steps to her and kisses her as he reaches to touch her pussy to make her moan he rubs her clit..kissing her neck moving down to her nipples sucking on them. As he gets on his knees Jennifer opens her legs putting one leg up on the side of the tub. Tommy begins to kiss he pussy lips, and inner thigh, licking her clit and sticking his tongue in and out her pussy. Jennifer stops him pullin him up kissing him and licking her juices off his face, Tommy's dick was thrombing in excitment, Jennifer felt it and said "hmmmmmmm" as she smiled Tommy felt Jennifer's hand on his dick strokin it...she pushed him up against the shower wall bending over she licked up and down his dick. Tommy pulled her up and turns her around bending her over...He puts his fing

Off Salmon Fishing Early
My Annual Sunday Fishing is Upon me once more.The last 3 x's out being skunked hopefully changes.The Salmon, Brown + Rainbow Trout are Running.Hope to nail a few,even a laker be ok.Hugs + Peace

Two Fingers
two fingers deep, i touched her soul... the crescent moon, caressing the black velvety star filled sky, watches over, adoringly she told me she has been waiting for me to rescue her, i was here all along, she only had to open her eyes upon arrival of this drought consumed reality, the source was tapped, allowing moisture to prevail she had been used and abused, consistently closing up; the floodgates opened once she descried me two fingers deep, i released her soul..

Poem
Seek Not My Heart by Kit McCallum Oh gentle winds 'neath moonlit skies, Do not you hear my heartfelt cries? Below the branches, here about, Do not you sense my fear and doubt? Side glistening rivers, sparkling streams, Do not you hear my woeful screams? Upon the meadows, touched with dew, Do not you see my hearts a'skew? Beneath the thousand twinkling stars, Do not you feel my jagged scars? Seek not my mournful heart kind breeze, For you'll not find it 'mongst these trees. It's scattered 'cross the moonlit skies, Accompanied by heartfelt sighs. It's drifting o're the gentle rain, A symbol of my silent pain. It's buried 'neath the meadow fair, Conjoined with all the sorrow there. It's lost among the stars this night, Too far to ease my quiet fright. No gentle winds, seek not my heart, For simply ... it has torn apart.

Good Eats
Laying back quickly I close my eyes You make your way between my thighs Your hands stroking gently across my skin Anticipation waiting for cunnilingus to begin I feel the beginnings of your tongue licking My body tenses up as you start flicking Sensations make me arch my back With such ferocity I feel it will crack My body trembles with pure satisfaction You speed up more at my very reaction Hands gripping the sheets upon which I lay Tightening my hold as you continue to play You stop briefly to look up at my face I push your head back into its place Moving with urgency and needing you more Pulling me to the edge as you kneel on the floor Gripping my thighs tightly and pushing in close Feeling the tingling building up from my toes Pushing and licking, you tease and you taste Making sure for certain that nothing goes to waste Pins and needles spread through me as my body surges Ecstasy as I allow myself to give in to these urges Then pure bliss as my heart pounds i

Babygurl
Hey you all..now that I have ranted and raved about all thejealousy..LOL Time to pimp out again! Babygurl needs some help with a giveaway shes in. Shes needs 45,000 comments for a 7 day blast. Wow! 45,000? It may seem like a lot but with a little help from everyone it shouldn't be a problem. All you have to do is click the pic below and comment bomb. Comment bomb? You say. that Means comment on the pic over and over and over again. Some of you are bored..some have some time to spare...if you can drop 100 for me I will give you a VIP gift! (Not a VIP, but a GIFT..LOL) Just let me know when its done..:) Heck you can comment by putting 1 on the first one 2 on the second 5 on the third ans so on..that way you can keep track..:) So Lets help her out! Oh I realize I have a contest running and I am NOT trying to steer anyone from that..I am not a cheater...if you want to help her out great! Hugs and Kisses

I Give Up.. Horny And Inspired??? I Guess
I am burning again, calling you, love Offer you tastes of the fire inside Give me a scar to remember your kiss Know you’re concrete; not fiction nor dream My body aches to tell you this Need for some pain, a thrill, a high Taste of warm blood, hot stars; tonight I want to tightrope over madness, boy See your eyes consumed with me Taste you till your fingers are through with me Feel that my fantasy isn’t futility Know that it’s more than my mind

Insomnia
Once again I find myself back in the pattern of not sleeping- or at least not sleeping very much. I can get by on 2-4 hours of sleep most days, but there are nights when I wish I could sleep for 8 or more. Those closest to me know why I have trouble sleeping. My mind is constantly working...sometimes to remember and sometimes to forget. But whatever the reason, there seems to be no off switch, unless I am utterly exhausted which happens far too infrequently. Good thing I have my friends to keep me company...at least for as long as they can, lol.

Wtf????? Not Again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
..well in about 4 hours my brother won't be a top ten member anymore, as BBG will pass him at the next update....let's show some apppreciation for what more than likely will be the last time a male member ever sees red on this site barring any major changes....and on that note, I give you, the one, the only.... †hΓøä†ƒäωk™ Co-Owner of L.O.L Levelers@ fubar Repost! (repost of original by 'Johnnydevil' on '2007-10-20 22:54:16')

A Chance Encounter
Hannah was 22 and until the day she went for the movie Basic Instinct 2, she never realised a certain unique interest of hers. It may be unfair to say that she is attracted both the sexes, since what happened that day was not initiated by her, but by an older lady that she happened to meet at the cinema by accident or fate, she would never know. Hannah was a pretty young thing. Her short blond hair gave her a boyish look until your gaze swept down to the rest of her body. There was nothing boyish about this young lady. Her hips were full, and she had an impressive chest bordering on a 34 d cup that she generally tried to hide with a smaller bra size. This had an alarming habit of pushing up her bra to accentuate her cleavage that forced her to wear high necked tshirts. However, her flat tummy and unassuming face that was prettier than most girls were the very reasons why men as well as women looked at her more than twice. Hannah had long ago given up trying to acknowledge any of t

Sweetbabygirls Fan Train
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Just For You
Hey guys and girls as promised ive asked my girfriends and they have all give me some of their sexy pics for you to collect so as i promised those that have sent me sexy stories or chatted to pn msn you will have access xx mwah xxx wendy xx

Fubar Top Members
Look at the top members on fubar. 7 out of 10 of them are girls posing in their bras and undies. I seen a guy or 2 on there. But they weren't showing undies. What the hell... If the only way I can get people to look at my profile or pictures is to show tits and ass, even a censored version of tits and ass, than I guess I'll continue to be the lowest ranking member on fubar. God Bless Me!

Its Killing Me..
CHARACTERISTICS of the NARCISSIST and others with Personality Disorders http://www.narcissisticabuse.com/ 1. Self-centered. His needs are paramount. 2. No remorse for mistakes or misdeeds. 3. Unreliable, undependable. 4. Does not care about the consequences of his actions. 5. Projects his faults on to others. High blaming behavior; never his fault. 6. Little if any conscience. . 7. Insensitive to needs and feelings of others. 8. Has a good front (persona) to impress and exploit others. 9. Low stress tolerance. Easy to anger and rage. 10. People are to be manipulated for his needs. 11. Rationalizes easily. Twists conversation to his gain at other’s expense. If trapped, keeps talking, changes the subject or gets angry. 12. Pathological lying. 13. Tremendous need to control situations, conversations, others. 14. No real values. Mostly situational. 15. Often perceived as caring and understanding and uses this to manipulat

Person Trapped In Crypt Turns White Haired Overnight
Person Trapped In Crypt Turns White Haired Overnight Urban Legend: A person makes a bet with their friends that they can spend the night in a cemetery crypt and is found in the morning insane with snow white hair. The Story: A person is dared to spend the night in a crypt in a local cemetery and is found in the morning totally insane and their hair has turned snow white. This one can vary from biker club initiation, fraternity or sorority initiation or a dare between a group of kids. It takes place usually in an gated above ground crypt. The person is locked in with the dead and left over night. No one knows what actually happens to said person because they never speak again, their hair turns snow white and they go insane. Origins: This legend has been told as having happened in various parts of the United States but no true origins can be found. I actually heard this one when I was growing up.

Tired Of This Bull Shit
That's enough from all your taunting Seems I can't remove you from my mind Don't you know that sometimes I wish they'd kill me from wanting you I will sit alone in silence Can't allow the meaning I can find Will you be defeated when they Kill me from wanting you I can't believe my sanity Lies in abandoning you I can't recall the helpless times I've been betrayed by you Sickened from wanting you Frightened of finding the truth Don't say anymore Now my mind isn't changing This reckoning's long overdue All past the walls around me In the prison of my own design Will I win my freedom when they Kill me from wanting you Maybe the arms of Hell will hound me Just as long as I remain confined I will be completed when they Kill me from wanting you Sickened from wanting you Frightened of finding the truth Don't say anymore So I have determined I am long done When I bury another problem In the graveyard you allowed me to find So I have determined I am no one When I

Miss Piggy........
" LOOK! JUST LOOK DAMN IT! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD! MISS PIGGY IS ON CRACK ANDSELLING HER BODY FOR MONEY AND DRUGS! JUST LOOK! SEEEE!!!! WHAT A CRYING SHAME!!! I AM SO UPSET!! IM GLAD MY KIDS ARE GROWN! IF YOU HAVE KIDS PLEASE DONT LET THEM FIND OUT!! AND SPREAD THE WORD! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNNOW WE ARE NOT GONNA PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT! FIRST BRITNEY AND NOW THIS! IM GONNA DIE! I DONT KNOW IF I CAN TAKE ANY MORE!! LMAO!! DAMN PIG HAS GOT IT GOING ON! LOL! PIERCED NIPPLE AND ALL! IM F_CKING JEALOUS! LOL!"

My Love
10/23/07 today im feeling so incredibly loved. this weekend has been fabulous (not because of all the cool clothes you bought me either...lol) but the magic is so alive in our house. my heart is swelling from the love i have for you. i just want to broadcast to the world that i love you, im in love with you and i now can not imagine a day in my life when you are not by my side. i will never regret the day we said i do. you are my yesterday, today and tomorrow. i love you rob

Juggalo's And Juggalette's! What's Wrong With You Guys? (copied From "krystal The Juggalette" Mcl)
Below are the saddening views of Violent J himself... Important words from Violent J!! Sorry to be all deep and serious but i got lots of shit on my mind. I'm tired of everything and everybody. The only thing i give a shit about in this hell we call a world is my Juggalo Family. The Carnival saved my life and my soul. My Juggalo Pride is the best thing that ever happened to me. It's starting to scare me for the fact when I sit back and actually observe the juggalo world, It seems like its going down hill. It seems to me that a lot of ninjas are out for self and trying to prove whos a bigger juggalo that who. There is no big or small juggalo. We are all the same. It doesn't take $4,000 is psychopathic merchandise to be a juggalo. Just because I got an old school mostastless jersey doesn't make me any better than a ninja with only one t-shirt. Being a juggalo is whats in your heart not whats on you clothes. I've seen juggalos callin each other juggahoes over spots in line at s

Sweet Moans
Laying in bed staring into each others eyes, I feel your fingers workin their way up my thighs, you tell me you love me in that soft sweet voice, touchin me in a place that's plump and moist. Moaning at your touch, I want this feeling to last, your fingers move in and out, slow then fast. I pull you close so you can kiss my lips, working your way down my neck, breast, stomach and hips. I feel your tongue in a place so sweet, my body quivers, I moan and clinch the sheets, pushing into me, I feel the strength of your man hood, in and out, round and round, oh God it feels good! I turn you over and sit on top of you, moving my hips back and forth, the way you like me to. Kissing your neck, working my way down your chest, dont stop readin, you want to hear the rest. Licking your hardness from bottom to top, you're grabbing my head tellin me not to stop, I'm nibbling and sucking, being gentle yet rough, do you want me to stop writing, have you had enough? If I know

This Weeked
I love hearing how eveyrone says guys are always the asshole, cause this ones deff the opposite. My x who im still amazing close with just told me news that in a way is good yet hurts. Shes beem kinda i dont wanna say playing but talking wit me and another guy. Well i found out last night after last week where we had talked about possible geting back together saying how she was still truly in love with me. Granted yeah i had fucked up befor but hes done far worse to her in this verall time to keep them from dateing. Well like i said she had talked about herself and i geting together again and moveing in the whole eveyrthing. cause ive known how shes felt and knew she had made a misstake when she admited it and eveyrthing. Well i honestly hadnt lost any feelings for her and im not sure 100% how i feel know, i just found out shes preg qith the other guys child and will be liveing with him. she says shes 99% sure she wont end up even being with him long cause all they do is fight. Shes as

Going Home
I just got back from Texas. I missed my friends and all but going home made me realize why thery sayu you cant go home again. I'm glad i got to see old friends but we're all so different now its just not the same. But we made it back home safely and i missed everyone.

The Details
So as a few of you know, for the first time since July 7 2001 (yes I know the exact date), I hung out with a girl in the awkard first impression type setting. Though neither of us used the actual term "date", b/c well it wasn't, that word seems to have been tossed around now. I admit that I was fully nervous the ENTIRE night. So I did what I do best, hid that nervousness behind a wall of self depricating humor, quasi chivalry and my rapier wit. Oh yeah even decided to flash the dimple a little a bit too cause well I could, that and well without the beard the damn thing is really really obivous. So my "date" consisted of about 10 episodes of family guy and the all time cinematic classic known as Deuce Bigelow:European Gigolo. I was the gentleman ya know, cleaning up after myself, being polite and even leaving the toilet seat down. Who knew I had it in me? Despite my nervousness of the night, well the entire night, and how completely and totally unsure of myself I was I did e

Sunday Morning
I am sitting at my desk working. Not something I like doing on the weekends but sometimes it is necessary. I pass back and forth to my step sister the accounting disk for work. We both work for my father. I am the lucky one that gets to work from home while she has to go in to the office every day! :p So I will spend a couple of hours today getting things I need done for the last quarter end of accounting, really boring stuff! Yesterday, we didn't get an early start to our day but we ended up driving up to the mountains to Apple Hill. There are about 75 apples ranches up there where they sale pies and apples and anything you can think of to do with apples. They have it open all during apple season. Peter was really wanting to go this year and we haven't in a few years. The drive through the mountains is so beautiful this time of year! All the trees leaves are yellow or orange or red. So beautiful. We only ended up going to a couple of ranches but we had fun. It was so c

Blah Blah
So it has been exactly a wk since my dad passed away I'm still having mixed emotions ... I know these will eventually go away ..right now my main one is missing him so ...his voice..touch .. and just him in general.. I can't explain all my feelings I guess I never will either but I think it is a good start to been able to write a little of how I feel maybe will help in the healing process.. I was asked by him before he passed what I wanted for my Birthday which is Oct 30 I now know what I want ... I want him back with me ... I know that can't happen but it is what I want .. nothing else just him ... this may seem selfess ..I know he is in a better place in no pain and with no suffering .. I should be happy and rejoice over that but the pain of losing him is still just to much ..okay I'll let myself get to emotional ..I need to stop for now

A Polack
A Polack who'd recently come to the United States walked into a bar one day carrying a pistol, a bag of shit, and a dead cat. He asked the bartender for a shot of rye. He downed the whiskey, picked up the pistol, and fired three shots into the bag of shit. Then he picked up the dead cat and started gnawing. The bartender asked the Polack what the hell he thought he was doing. I want to be like American man," the Polack said. "Drink whiskey, shoot the shit, and eat pussy."

There Can Be Only One
This will be my only sonnet on the topic of inner strife caused by one's own ever-changing beliefs and values. I know what you all are saying - "Timmy! How can you stop at just one sonnet about inner strife caused by one's own ever-changing beliefs and values? Come on, you knucklehead!" I'm sorry, I've mauled it over and I'm pretty firm in my resolve on this one. So here it is... Values To shake lose all the dust that coats my shoes, And leaving it to settle far behind, Is by far simpler than trying to lose, To clear away the dust that clouds my mind. Gathered over the years without discern, Yet kept in place with insistence and trust, While feelings swell and many issues burn, Confused over good and bad, should and must. Should I go left or right, move up or back? What forms my standards I use to decide? Should they change so often and do I lack, Common sense and vision to smooth life’s ride? I may well seem so firm in my resolve, Yet I am in constant

Two Bombfest This Afternoon (copied From Family Page)
This afternoon from 2 to 4(central) I would like to have a family bombfest on the contest pic of Asshole (yes thats his name-lol) Then from 6 to 8(Central) I would like to have a bombfest on Tiggerbears pic. They both only need 10K comments to get a one month VIP. Once we get them close I will add 2 more family members to BBG's giveaway. You get to pick either a VIP or a week blast. We can knock out 10K comments in no time. This is a good opportunity if we work hard to get the whole family with pink and blue names. When we are VIP's and have 100 11's a day to give out we can level each other up WAY faster Let's keep Flakitcat in first as best we can. We have tough competition on hers.

Mr. Toughness You Wimp
What do you know about touchness my man, with knives, sticks and guns in your hand? You think you're "Bad" needing seven or eight to do the job. Just to mess up the face of the one who just might run. You think you're just "it", by your mouth flapping in the wind. Trying to scare them with what you'd do it win. But you little wimp, you have no idea. Toughness isn't measured by who you maim or kill- It's just opposite of what you think. BUt excuse me 'Mr. toughness' if you could do just that. You wouldn't run together like dogs in a pack. By, Suzy

In The Gym
Hear me God of Iron, for these words ring true, Help me become a God like you. Give me the will to lift through the pain, so my body may grow through the strength that I gain. Guide my arms to be strong and true, to fuel the intensity each day through. Give me the power in these callused hands, to stand proud amongst my peers throughout this land. I'll give my soul on the altar of desire, if you'll help the weight reach higher and higher. I can live with the stares and the mumbling crowd, just for the chance to make you proud. I pray each day on the iron bar throne, Grinding out each rep with a massive groan. Watch over my bros from the sport's fame; protect them O' God while they're in the game. And when the day has come and gone, rebuild my body so I may go on. Iron God hear me; make me hard as granite, so I may become the biggest motherfucker on the planet.

Slave To Love
Sitting here thinking about how I feel, Realised that I've never fealt so real, I think of you and my heart beats faster, My heart a slave, to yours - the master. Your face it comes to me now as I write, I feel so much happier, the feeling so right, In so many ways you've saved my life, And I cannot wait to become your wife. Yearning, wanting you makes me so weak, You're there on my mind, in my dreams when I sleep, Your voice it's like comfort, your words my cure, And each day I see you, I'm ever more sure. That you are my saviour, my soldier, my love The one sent to guide me, like the stars up above, I finally feel like I'm no longer alone, And in you forever is where I'll find home.

When Two Souls Meet
We sometimes meet our soulmate at times that aren't quite right, we might pass them in the highstreet or drive by them late at night. For some it's freinds since high school who grow apart with time, meeting some years later who then recognise the signs For others it's a comment that starts a friendship new, accross miles and countless countries you find a love so true And so it seems my soul has flown and joined now with my loves' and with him there it rests now forever as two doves And for those who have yet to find it please doubt not that it's true if you're open to the searching, quite often love finds you.

Last Fu Standing
Ok so this is how it works. Anyone who is interested in becoming a participant in Last fu standing reply to this blog telling me you are interested. I will put your name on a voting poll, at 10:00pm tonight i will display the voting poll in another blog. The idea is to get as many people to vote for you. The one that gets the most votes wins. I will place the winner in a top spot on my Fu-Friends website. I will post when the game ends when i get enough members. So hit me up if you wanna join :-)

Gone For The Next Week
Just tolet everyone know I will not be on for the next week because I am having surgery on my wrist Monday. So till the next time TTFN. Send luv and i will return the same when I get back. PEACE

Funny How Things Work.
Most of you on your friends list know all the things going on. So another moving day comes and nobody to help once again. It's amazing how everyone I know asks me for help when they need my truck, however when the shoes are on the other feet no one is can stick to there commitment. So due to my lack of help I have only moved odds and ends and my desk. So note to self Drink with the people next door so when you find yourself moving something heavy like a desk with a broken ankle they might help. Thanks to "Strings" I don't have a whole lot left. and now I'm off to clean and straighten up my room.

Help Himi Out!!
He Needs Your Help!! Send some love to this guy. Hes trying to level and needs your help. Go to his profile and fan add and rate him! You will be loved in return! Show him what you all can do ok? Click his pic and add, fan and rate him! and his pics!! and stash if you have time!! BRI GUY CONFEDERATE BOMBER ...........@ fubar imikimi - Customize Your World

Broken Leg
Sarah walked toward room 110 with an anxious knot in her stomach. The accident patient waiting for her to arrive and help him take his first shower since having broken his leg and severely straining the muscles in his arms had made it clear two days before that she when she returned he would expect a continuation of that day’s physical therapy as he had jokingly called it. Every time she thought about what that therapy had involved it threw her mind into turmoil. After allowing her patient to seduce her Monday night, she had continued her rounds and tried to put what had happened out of her mind. When she returned to her apartment that evening, the whole situation had crowded back in on her. She felt ashamed of having given in to Mr. Bryant’s advances. It was all overwhelming… Sarah was a good religious girl who had always contended that she didn’t want to get married, so the idea of having sex with anyone, let alone a rehab patient she had just met, was something she had never seriou

Sunday
Nothing really interesting to say about today's comment ... But I rarely put much effort into a Sunday deal (I like to spend a good part of the day watching football) I also start Mondays Comment, Which generally will be my best comment of the week, But tomorrow's isn't going to be too outrageous. I'm not feeling artistic at all t o d a y - . . . ummm, errr ... All right, I did make this one today: If you show your "WET BEAVER" . . . ________________ I'll show you mine! Andddddd this one: But I wasn't really into it today? Compared to a time I'm into it ... (I've made 11 angels during a manic state) Only thing that I added with my own flare on today's would be the 'pinup' "Oops" girl. If any of my friends would care to have one of my pinup tags made of them let me know ... pending my mood and artistic vibe I'm having of course! I hope this finds my readers all healthy & happy ... With a restful/fun weekend spent ... and a productive/s

~ Jessica Pieces~
I love how tortured you are, she said. She told me a story of her Unicorn and I hung on every word understanding the last word written on ten thousand tears~.. Feel that .I felt that I know this.. All her words all sweetly screaming the agony of her blissful bleeding ruby heart~ She was right , I am tortured By all the things I am all the things I cant be all the things I desire all the things I feel , trapped and tortured in my own box on misunderstanding. Trying to keep my head above water just to see where the whirlpool I am in takes me I feel like I am torn always torn in so many pieces , scattered to all the winds. Everyone gets a piece a prize a place in line at the freak show that is my life . The audience participates leaves a mark , carves there name into my soul and my flesh . Whats left of me? Who am I? why cant I see? Why do we always throw away and push away what we really want ? Whats a soul mate? Why am I in this life whats my reason? Why do I care? I want to give it all

~ Im Conversations With F@#$s!
kelly_martinnel: sup with you Jess: nothign Jess: just got in and was reading emails before i went to bed.. kelly_martinnel: ohh cool kelly_martinnel: am kelly kelly_martinnel: and you Jess: hello kelly Jess: I am me Jess: lol Jess: Jess kelly_martinnel: jess as in jessica Jess: yes Jess: as in jessica kelly_martinnel: am i right Jess: correct BUZZ!!! Jess: what kelly_martinnel: still there Jess: yes kelly_martinnel: my pleasure meeting you jessica Jess: thank you kelly_martinnel: so what you do baby kelly_martinnel: ? Jess: i do plenty Jess: baby? Jess: hahah Jess: I am not your baby kelly_martinnel: am so sorry Jess: its fine .. kelly_martinnel: hope u will forgive me kelly_martinnel: ? Jess: no big deal kelly_martinnel: kelly_martinnel: thanks a million kelly_martinnel: u married Jess: no I am not kelly_martinnel: you serious about that Jess: yes Jess: i am quite Jess: I am divorced Jess: why do you ask kelly_martinnel: just wana know ba

~ The Truth About Fubar , Myspace Etc ....
just because i have myspace and it says i am a swinger.. doesn't make me a slut... Infact truth is I havent had sex in weeks , and its by choice. Not because I havent had offers etc .. but because I feel like My body belongs to 1 person and 1 person only and why betray myself? . just because i have semi nude artistic photos of myself doesn't mean i want to have sex with you.. I dont! the only man I want to have sex with knows who he is .. and Trust me its NOT YOU... just because you masturbate to my photos doesn't mean i do the same to yours.. just because i talk to you.. doesn't mean i want to fuck you.. and here is a message about friend requests.. Before you send that request please note... Just because you happen to be living in the same area does not mean that I should automatically feel the need to "hook up wit ya" or just because you sent me a message that said, "bitch you fine. hit me up on my IM" can't do it. If I don't know you, chances are pretty slim that I am goi

~ Our First Time Xxx ~
she unlocked the front door and stepped inside. Her Living room was reduced to an eerie grayish blur of odd shapes and forms She had left the kitchen light on because she didn't want to come home to a dark empty house. It wasn't living alone per say that bothered her. She just didn't like sleeping alone at least not every night . And all she ever thinks about is being in his arms . Could he sense that she wondered all the way in Germany? Possibly he thought she was on the prowl, he had told her he had trust issues, After they had just met. A few weeks before they were virtual strangers. They very thought of getting to know this gorgeous man excited her so she left him a message . Since her divorce she had buried herself in work as a marketing director for one of the biggest firms in the city, and busied herself with decorating and furnishing her new home. She suddenly realized she was driving herself so hard because she was so unfulfilled. A long list of important clients and att

It Drives Me Crazy
It drives me absolutely crazy when people don't follow through. I can't stand it when people SAY they are going to be somewhere and then at the very LAST minute decide not to go. If you never had any intention of going, then don't say you will. Or at least let people know a few hours beforehand, not a few minutes.

Carless...
I was in a car accident on Friday. I was turning left from my road to the main one and these guys in this Explorer hit me and flipped over onto the roof of their SUV. My car sustained some damage to the passenger side front bumper and on the hood (passenger side as well) but their vehicle was pretty much totaled. One guy had to go to the hospital and get checked out (both police officers and EMTs told me he was fine) and the other guy didn't speak English. I think they were just flying down Blue Lick Rd for them to flip over after impact. I mean, my air bag didn't even deploy and it's still drivable (other than the embarrassing body damage). So now, until I get my car fixed, I'm pretty much stuck at home. Unless I can talk someone into driving to the south end of Louisville to come rescue me for a bit. I'll let you know about any updates. But I'm still pretty shook up from the whole incident. But fucking hell, can't life give me a chance to catch my breath before it knocks it

Re: Rip Paul Raven...ministry Bassist :(
RE: RIP Paul Raven...Ministry Bassist :( ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: KisaMogwai Date: 21 Oct 2007, 17:46 thanx for posting DJ DETONATOR (f.k.a. Thermal Detonator)Date: Oct 21, 2007 8:07 PMSaturday, October 20, 2007 - The 13th Planet family is saddened to confirm the devastating news of the sudden and unexpected death of Ministry's bassist, Paul Raven. Raven was working with French recording artists Treponem Pal on their new collaboration with Ted Parsons (ex-Prong/ex-Killing Joke/Jesu) and members of The Young Gods in a small village on the French/Swiss border. Initial reports indicate Raven's passing was the result of a heart attack.Our thoughts and prayers go out to Raven's family and friends around the world. His love of life, artistic creations and joyful laughter touched and moved all of us deeply. The loss of this extraordinary artist, unique individual and loyal friend will be felt by many. The impact of his talents will be remembered

Need Prayers!
hey this is an emergency. my momma went into the hospital this past sunday. she found out that she has to have part of her colon removed. she stayed 3 days. And they fed her antibiotics. Now she has to wait 4~ 6 wks for the meds to run through and then, she has her surgery. So once again, please pray for her. Thanks guys! Much love!

Story Done Jamie
Jamie... I finished your story and attached it to an email right back to your email address. I hope you like it. It was very long!!!!!! Wow... you left me breathless and nearly unconscious in this story... you are an animal. I loved writing it. I look forward to hearing back from you and tell me what you think of it.

Corpsman Awarded The Silver Star
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: SUPPORT TROOPS,The Diesel and Michael & Susan Date: Oct 21, 2007 6:15 PM Corpsman Awarded the Silver StarNavy News | October 19, 2007Newport, R.I. -- A ceremony is scheduled to take place at 2:00 p.m., Oct. 22, in the House of Representatives Chambers of the Rhode Island State house to officially award the Silver Star Medal to Hospital Corpsman 3rd Class Joshua T. Chiarini for gallantry in action.As a hospital corpsman assigned to 1st Platoon, Battery G, Battalion Landing Team ½, 22d Marine Expeditionary Unit (MEU), Special Operations Capable (SOC), 2nd Marine Division, 88 Marine Expeditionary Force (forward), Chiarini was recognized for his conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity in action against the enemy in Al Anbar Province, Iraq on Feb. 10, 2006. Chiarini has had three deployments to Iraq. Chiarini, currently assigned to Naval Health Clinic New England – Newport, was born and raised in Coventry, R.I. He graduated fro

I Really Dont Know...
well, i have this feeling that someone i've recently talked to isnt telling me the whole story and i dont know how to comfront them about it. i trust this person but it's just been really weird since the last time we talked..but moving on from that. my sister went back to her abusive boyfriend and i try to play " i dont care" off but deep inside i'm worried. they've got two littl girls and she is pregnant again. i'm so afaird that he is going to seriously hurt her and the kids. I've done everything i can think of to help her out short of going to california and dragging her and the kids back here. But i've never met the guy and i dont know what he is like besides from what a few of our family members have told me. i just dont know what to do.moving on from that...there is so much on my mind and getting my shit together is harder and taking alot longer then i thought it would. i'm wearing myself out thinking about everything and i dont know how to slow down and worry about just one thin

Yay
today has been a really good day dallas cowboys won their game (woOt), i talked to my husband today twice, and i found out i get financial aid for college i am so happy right now. cant really think of anything to complain about at least for the moment

Confessions
There’s something I have kept inside Keeping it deep down Now its becoming something I can hide It consumes my mind I thought for years I can live without love And I thought everything was alright But then slowly you entered my world Then I realize I have found What I have waiting for a long time Its you all along It been lonely in the land of fools That’s what I realized Not loving I have nothing to loose And so I thought But when I met you I was wrong I have been trying to come up with the right thing to say Been trying to tell you But when were together it all melts away Now every heart beat turns into heart ache Coz I cant express the love I have for you No this is not an invention of the heart I know that every girl needs love in return But only one is all I need and that is you I will be your shade from the sun When the night gets cold I will wrap My arms around you to keep

Closet Bbw Love
Closet BBW love? Okay, what is the deal with guys who seem to love a BBW woman when the doors are closed or the lights are down, but don't have the stones to pursue one when their friends are around? They profess their desire, yet you don't actually see them dating one in the open. Or they want a hook up with a BBW to fulfill some deep-seated fantasy about being with a woman with "soft curves" who looks like a "real woman" but won't go there when they are seeking a real girlfriend or LTR? I'm confused. Someone told me that there is even a good business in G'ville for BBW escorts. Huh? Yet, if you go on Match or Yahoo Personals or some other online dating site and you are more than "average body type" or more than a "few (meaning TEN or less) extra pounds" you are discarded, rejected or treated like you have some funky communicable disease. TRANSLATION: No dates for you!!! Craigslist seems to harbor a bunch of BBW admirers...I wonder if they would admit that if there was not the c

Cuddle Buddy
Cuddle Buddy I know this is a longshot, but here goes......... Cute, curvaceous woman of color seeks sweet, single guy for gratuitous cuddling and affection. Love to embrace, hug, kiss, hold hands, give/receive back rubs and sit around talking/ lie around spooning. Let me be clear: I am NOT looking for a sexual thing just someone to feed my craving for true intimacy and honest touch, someone who genuinely misses the "Affection Connection" as much as I do. Not getting this basic human need met since out of partnership several months ago. Be clean, non-smoking and 30-50 years of age. Serious replies only. Pic 4 pic.

Halo 3
mmhmm....after preordering...and standing in line for 3 hours...and finishing it on legendary... i would say i would totally do it all over again and even tack on another 3 hours in line! hahaha The Halo series is quite possibly my favorite of all shooter games. I'm glad that the storyline continued and for the most part I forgive them for how halo 2 ended lol the new weapons were awesome! and i discovered that i really really like chucking grenades ^_^;; it was just bad when you stuck a grenade on one of them and they actually RAN AT YOU. lol then it was all jumping back and shooting yelling 'get away!!' lol I also don't know why my friends and i didn't think of this earlier but for the multi player gaming we actually took turns setting up the weapon/regen rules for the stage lol one free for all would be nothing but rocket launchers and grenades the other one would be nothing but sniper rifles and canons sooo much fun and craziness ^_^; Unfortunately I have yet to master a

My Son's Guardian
MY SON'S GUARDIAN This story is lengthy but the details are necessary for you to understand what happened to me. I have only related what happened to a select few family members but after recently stumbling onto this website (thank goodness) and reading about other people's unexplained events, I've decided to share what happened to me with people who know the difference between what some would say is "imagination" or "dreams" and what is real. I didn't "imagine" any of what transpired. I am a sensible, logical and "down to earth" person...and I don't lie. It was late autumn, 1978, we (my husband and two- year old son-"Daniel") had been living in Colorado as my husband was stationed there in the Army. After much discussion about whether to stay in the army (and make it a career as his father had done) or try something else, I finally convinced him to take us back "home" to Maine-he had served four years. I am the eldest of six children and my entire family was back in Maine. I

Poem
The Lonely Loner Chased from the world I once shared with man Now I must seek asylum wherever I can Blamed for so many things I've never done They point and say "there, he's the one". Once like the buffalo my numbers were great But now for some company I constantly wait My sleep is filled with dreams of days gone by and each morning I awake with a tear in my eye. They call me a predator, they don't understand I'm simply a hunter with no gun in hand I desire no trophy to hang on my wall But just a full belly when night starts to fall. Envious of my dog cousins and his master's love And howling with loneliness to the Heaven's above Though I long for a touch or a pat on the head By nature's decision I'll have freedom instead. Married for life to such a beautiful mate Until last winter when a bullet decided her fate The pups are all grown and gone from the den And I'm too old and stubborn to start over again. Now I'm truly a loner the legend is tru

Alone
Amber Eyes With amber eyes he watches. Over his pack, his family. Strong together as they hunt for survival. With angry eyes he sees. Fences across land, men with guns, and a thrill. He only kills to survive. With sad eyes he looks. At sharp traps, the soft furs of his pups. They didn't run to survive. So he asks, why did he survive?

My Mom
My 73yr old mom broke her hip today.. I am prolly not going to be on that much this week, and maybe even next. :( She is supposed to be getting surgury either tomorrow or tuesday. I will keep you all posted. What a week here.. :(

Any
Have you ever been in a relationship that was fine. Then one day it all changes and now your left uncomfortable? You act the same but its just different? Almost like the feeling your just wasting time till one of you finds someone else and makes the break. Strange how it seems to short and not you beening the one that wants it to end. So you try and try not to bring it to a end. However when your left in this situation the only thought that comes to mind is somethings are hard when they are the smartest move. I'm sitting here now with a song in my head. Nope it isn't a happy one. Garth Brooks "Whats She Doing Now". The wind brings you certain things in your life. Direction comes and goes like waves on the shore. Constainly splashing till one gets you wet, or in this instance. "Last time i saw her in was turning colder." Its October....moods are quite fiting with the line also.

Please Read
ok i joined thomas contest since i had no chance in the other one .. too many friends were in the same contest with me ... but im excited bout tryin to win a happy hour .. i know a few of u i can count on and im askin pretty please for the rest of u to help me out :D u must fan and add thomas to be able to comment and no scripts or cherry blasters allowed »†HøĦå§«@ fubar this contest start the 25th till nov 1st

Quiz
You Are an Alien You're so strange, people occasionally wonder if you're from another world. You don't try to be different, but you see most things from a very unique, very offbeat perspective. Brilliant to the point of genius, you definitely have some advanced intelligence going on. No matter what circles you travel in, you always feel like a stranger. And it's a feeling you've learned to like. Your greatest power: Your superhuman brain Your greatest weakness: Your lack of empathy - you just don't get humans You play well with: Zombies What Kind of Monster Are You?

My Recurring Urge.....
I keep having a recurring desire to get decked out in camouflage and lurk around on rooftops with a paintball gun, maybe a sniper-style. LOL So that's all fine and dandy that I have the urge to do this, but once I get to that point, then what??? LOL

Since You Asked... Begged, Pleaded
I'll probably be on cam again early morning, it's 2am cst right now and i'm going to try to sleep for a couple more hours, but i'll probably be up at 6am cst at the latest, considering i'm sleeping 2-4 hours at a time. so add another like 5-10 minutes for hair and makeup, lol and i should be on :p this is as close to a scheduled show as i'll probably be doing for at least the next week, as you guys know lately i just say i'm goin and disappear... so if ya catch this, yay for you, and if you don't... i give up :p info for how to find me: Post link: HOT SEX see you later... er you see me later... oh fuck it, you know what i mean Love ya, Sin

Missing Pieces Of My Heart
NEED A NEW LIFE OR A DIFFERENT HEART THAT HAS NOT BEEN HURT SO MANY TIMES. I WISH I COULD HAVE SOMEONE TAKE ME AWAY FROM ALL THIS GRIEF AND SORROW. LIKE THE SONG GOES, GUESS I HAVE TO PICK UP THE PIECES WHEN YOU ARE GONE. BUT STILL WILL HAVE A BROKEN HEART THAT CAN NOT BE FIXED.

October 22, 2007.
Key to Your Heart (For Hannah) If I found the key, to open up the pages of your heart, if I take my time, to read them all, what would I find? Would I find things that touch way too close to my own? Would I read a story or two, darker than I can imagine? I am curious to know, all of your stories, my only friend, I would love to see, all of the moments where you shine. After that, if I were allowed, I'd read on much farther, because I truly do, want to read all there is about you. I want to share your emotions, and cry when you have cried, and when you laugh or smile, I will be the richest man alive. Now that I have read every page that there is to your heart, allow me to be yours, until the last page is finally written. © Mitchell Brian

Changing To Much!
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the Hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, is my time up? God said "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman Decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While Crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, I thought you Said I had another 40 years ? Why didn't you pull me out of the path Of the ambulance? God replied, "Girl, I didn't even recognize you".

Internet Predator
beware of this profile....another fake yet again.... except this is dj darkwarriors fake profile... it seems he has made a lot of enemies and is getting to ppl through this profile.... so ladies please be very careful... he is very much an internet predator... he will use you and then leave you high and dry just like he did to me, his children and other women on here... hard core punker@ fubar

Take The Test...
The Bathtub Test It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from Time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked The Director what the criterion was which defined Whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then We offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the Patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person Would use the bucket because it's bigger than the Spoon or the teacup.' 'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull The plug. Do you want a bed near the window?' DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?

About Lil Me
Heyy I'm Hel-aka: Tink! I live in a small town in Washington State, and I go to college. Another fun fact is I'm a stripper. I havent been doing it that long, but it's fun and good money...Anyway, I love to laugh and just enjoy life-I DONT put up with petty bull shit anymore. Overall I'm a fun person so...Yay me! Haha.

9/11 Truthers Disrupts Bill Maher Show Looks Like Eggs On You Mahers
9/11 TRUTHERS DISRUPTS BILL MAHER SHOW LOOKS LIKE EGGS ON YOU MAHERS i love the fact that they did it tho...this is exactly what we need to be doing....haha,they disrupted a live TV show....-MARVELOUS!

My New Website #1 Post
Ok all ... here it is ... BBW women are wonderful and we all Love Em ... so here you are you can now buy Pictures and Videos of Larger women From my new site. Larger women who like to model or who are not embarrassed to show their bodies and those who WANT to are welcome to message me about getting your self a model section on the site .. .those who LOVE BBW women are welcome to come by the site ..rate, Comment and even Purchase some of our Content, as well .. we are trying to set up a monthly news letter with new pictures that you can Sign up for ... as well as working out a better payment system for posters prints and DVD's as well as Digital content. So please come by and i hope to see you soon Http://www.notsoskinny.piczo.com And for all those who find themselves good with pictures logos and Photography are welcome to contact me for positions as well ... we are always looking for more photographers, Clothing and Make-up experts as well as someone who is good with

Poem Ravens Dream
Ravens Dream In darkness I feel a pull, a kinship, a longing to be whole. I feel detached from the present, the world, the now My time is passed, yet I dwell in this bee’s nest, this world. Why am I here? what purpose unknown? out of context lost in the maelstrom? 6 billion minds fill my head a cacophony of the mundane the bizarre. Where is tranquillity, where is purity of thought, the simple? The beauty of life tainted with selfishness and greed. It saddens my heart, threatens to overwhelm and corrupt my spirit With dark sticky fingers false promises to beguile and dazzle. A candy apple with inner gift gnawing unseen within yet, there may lie the reason for detachment… my defence, a mechanism against the ugly the unclean the unsaid. I look on, insulated from the pain, distant, safe, yet, there is no pleasure in detachment and watching. Judgments sword easy for those who watch, but are detached. I stare into the abyss, confront my soul strive for comprehension

Ahaha How Sad!!! Lmao
hahaha.... you know.... there's nothing more pathetic than a grown man acting like a child... a man with such low self esteem and self worth that he has to find a decent woman and woo her into falling in love... now me personally think the foolish man fell in love too but that has yet to be confirmed... aaaannnyyyyywwwaaaayyyssss.... said man opens up his heart to girl... confesses feelings and insodents of his life to her.... she accepts them openly and lovingly... said man asks girl to move across country to marry him, or he will move to her, nothing else matters except that they are together... girl unexpectly cannot go to him as planned, said man then turns around and gets new girl... hahahahaah... new girl is a wham bam thank you ma'am. but they are "happy" kudo's for the new couple... here comes the interesting part... said man fucks old girl in ass with sandpaper, BUT STILL GOES TO NSFW FOLDER TO GRAB ONE LAST LOOK BEFORE DROPPING HER FROM FAMILY AND FR

Need Help!
This lovely lady is trying to win a happy hour.. Please go help her out in this contest.. Even if you do not bomb, I ask that you go and rate the pic and leave a comment for her.. Every comment counts. Thanks (repost of original by 'ICANBURS~Please Read My Profile' on '2007-10-22 04:33:42')

Man Falls For Woman...doggies Are In The News Again.
Good Morning, happy Monday to you. I trust and hope you survived the weekend. I have heard people fall hard for the opposite sex but this is just a little ridiculous. PERTH, Australia - An Australian man wearing only his underpants survived a 98-foot fall from his ninth-floor apartment after trying to walk to a neighbor's balcony while balancing on a plank, police said Tuesday. A garden gazebo broke the 35-year-old man's fall, and he was taken to a hospital in a serious condition. Ros Weatherall, a spokeswoman for Western Australia state police, said rescue workers found the man, who was not immediately identified, wearing only his underpants… hmm I wonder if the Undies were Geranamals. Do they even make that brand any longer? I think it used to be a Sears brand for kids. But what kind of idiot do you have to be to use a plank to cross a balcony to I guess peep in on another or perhaps visit that person. I mean dang, the elevator is pretty quick…apparently this dude was all lubed u

A Moment Without You......
a day without you is like a world without people to tell you this feelings it is a little bit awful but what should i do cause my heart is only yearning you a night without you is like a world without love so silent like a place without dove a night could be wonderful if i could touch your body a moment without you is like a song without melody it would be so nice if you were here near me i know you're the only one that can make my life so completely I wish all the moment of time you will here with me

36b
36B chest I say no every time you ask me 'cause I think my size 36B chest isn't big enough for that kind of play.But after that amazing orgasm you just gave me and seeing the look on your face as you're straddling my waist and the huge hard on you have, asking again I say yes. A huge smile comes to your face as your reach for the baby oil beside the bed, pouring some into the palm of your hands, and then rubbing them together to warm it. You lean forward and rub it on to my tits caressing and teasing as you do. I take your cock in my hand stroking it while you get my tits all oiled up. When you do you move forward placing your cock between my tits then I push them together wrapping it in them. You start to move up and down slow at first and every time you come up I lick the head of your cock with my tongue, sometimes giving it a quick suck. I'm watching your face and the expression on it is sheer pleasure. Your strokes start to pick up speed I push my tits together a little harde

Genral Chat
Hiya every1, well i woke up to the darkness of winter yet again this morning. It was cold and one of those mornings you wish you could stay in bed. How long did it take you to get out of bed this morning? I wish i was still there do you??

I Hope To Hear From You. Lets Talk If You Want?
It has been awhile since I have talked to some of you and I hope we might talk and rekindle some lost friendships. Well, here is some info about me. My name is Pete and I thought I might say hello. I am home, from my trip from Europe a few months and I am getting settled back into American life again . Yahoo IM : SonderGaad78209, I am on there the most but I have the other instant messengers, so let me know your username and server. I am in the San Antonio area, in Texas. I just got back from traveling Europe, well the Netherlands, Germany( western half), Belgium, Luxembourg, Ireland, and Britain and then last year I was recalled to active duty , I am a reservist in the United States Coast Guard. I have noticed a lot of old friends have moved and married, so I am here looking for friends most of all. I am Alsatian, Basque-Spanish, Scottish, Dutch and Jewish. I am currently going to school, I received my two-year degree in criminal justice and working on my four year degree at UTS

Immaturity At It's Best!
It never seems to amaze me how stupid and immiture other people can be. Seriously, have you ever encountered someone who CANNOT get over something, and they have the constant need to bring up old shit! This, to me, is a sure sign that they have NOTHING going on in there life, and my life MUST be more interesting than theirs. This is PATHETIC on so many levels!! Grow up, get a life of your own and stay out of other peoples lives, LOSER!!!

How Do You Deal...........
How do you deal when the one person you loved more than anything in the whole world (next to your own child) passes away? I found out today that the man i have been in love with since i was seventeen years old, passed away. It feels like a pieve of me got ripped and taken from me. Maybe it seems like i am crazy, but in all actuality, i loved this man so much, it was unreal. i dont know exactly how to deal with it right now... i am really hurt and shaken.... Maybe to some of you out there that dont know how string a love can be, wont understand it until you go through it yourselves..... Its hard for me to comprehend at the moment why he is gone... i know that when god is ready to take you home, he will take you, but why does it have to hurt so damn bad?

Gender Roles And Fantasies
Do you believe in traditional gender roles? For instance; Is it okay, in your book, for a woman to: ~make the first move? ~send you an unsolicited e-mail? ~ask you out on a date? ~move in for the kiss? ~grab for your crotch when making out? ~call you for a second date? ~initiate sex? ~plan sexual adventures? ~request sexual activities? I find myself very conflicted. When it comes to dating, I am very old fashioned. I like a man to make the move; to be the hunter, so to speak. I like the man to send the e-mail, to call, to ask for the date,but as I said I am very conflicted because I find myself wanting to do it first as well.Like in my fantasy below that I will write..Anyway Once I've become intimate with someone, that changes for me. I have no qualms requesting or initiating sexual adventures. I don't hesitate to make sexual advances, plan sexcapades, or ask for or offer sexual pleasures. Are you most comfortable with traditional gender roles? Do you like when the

How To Prepare For College.
1. Make yourself a little memory box. Collect a bunch of trinkets and things that reminds you of your life at home and store them in a cute little safe storage container that you decorated by yourself. Stick old letters in there as well as artificats that spawn happy memories. Once you've compiled all these little nuggets of nostalgia and joy, throw the fucking thing in a fire. 2. Get in touch with all your old high school friends. They may be outdated, but they all have something to offer. Like stereos. Go to your old friend's houses and steal as much shit as you can. Radios, DVDs, RAM, anything that you want but probably wouldn't buy yourself. They'll find out it's you, but it'll be too late - you'll be gone. Also, have abusive and unprotected sex with the dirtiest, skankiest sluts from high school that you always wanted to pork but didn't in fear of reprocussions. Nothing will cap off your hometown experience better. Get them pregnant, whatever. It doesn't matter because you're g

Prayer's Are Needed Also For Alil One Named Paige
HER NAME IS PAIGE , AND WOULD LIKE ALL MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS TO PLEASE ADD HER TO YOUR PPRAYERS TY HUGS N LOVE BREW Get More at COMMENTYOU.com MY GOD'S ANGEL'S WRAP THEIR WINGS AROUND THEM AND PROTECT THEM ALWAYS ( WROTE BY CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW 3/14/1997 )

Why You Shouldnt Talk Dirty To Me
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The Feeling Of Love.......
This feeling of love that I have for you, A feeling so strong, so special, so new. You give me the gift of happiness each day, Never have I known it could be this way. You have given your love regardless of cost, With my heart in your care, I will never be lost. Or never again wonder what love really means, For now I do know it means so many things. Understanding and caring, through good times and bad, Sharing emotions, should they be happy or sad. Being there for each other through laughter or tears, At each other's side for the rest of our years. My only wish is to be with you, my love, For each day I pray to the heavens above. That you always remember my feelings for you. A feeling so strong, so special, so new!

Imagine Me Without You.....
Jaci Velasquez - Imagine Me Without You As long as stars shine down from heaven And the rivers run into the sea Til the end of time forever You're the only love I'll need In my life you're all that matters In my eyes the only truth I see When my hopes and dreams have shattered You're the one that's there for me When I found you I was blessed And I will never leave you, I need you Chorus: Imagine me without you I'd be lost and so confused I wouldn't last a day, I'd be afraid Without you there to see me through Imagine me without you Lord, you know it's just impossible Because of you, it's all brand new My life is now worthwhile I can't imagine me without you When you caught me I was falling You're love lifted me back on my feet It was like you heard me calling And you rush to set me free When I found you I was blessed And I will never leave you, I need you Chorus When I found you I was blessed And I will never leave you, I need you oh Chor

A Womans Flaw.......
One Flaw in Women By the time the Lord made woman, he was into His sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, “Why are you spending so much time on this one?” And the Lord answered, “Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable, and able to run on diet Coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart—and she will do everything with only two hands.” The angel was astounded at the requirements. “Only two hands! No way! And that’s just on the standard model? That’s too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.” “But I won’t,” the Lord protested. “I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18-hour days.” The angel moved closer and touched the woman. “But you have made her so soft, L

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What The Hell?
Ok I was at Burger King this morning having breakfast and watching FOX news, or as I like to call it the GWBN (the George W. Bush Network). They were talking about how lucky we are to have monkey Boy as a president and we should be thankful he lied to us about Iraq when this guy at the table next to me tells me "Y'know, I was in the first Gulf War." "Well sir," I said to him. "I'm not really a fan of our current president but I do support our troops and I want to thank you for your sacrifices you made in that war." I think more people should thank out troops and vets. That's when he told me, very loudly "Yeah! My testicles were blown off when I stepped onto a land mind! My penis was mangled but the doctors were able to reconstruct it!" Now I like to think I can have just about any kind of conversation with anyone but this kind of threw me for a loop. I felt bad for the guy but he could've gave warning he was going to start out with this tidbit of information. Maybe waited

Gonna Fly
T-PAIN LYRICS "Fly Away" I wish I can grow some wings And get up out of this situation I do it with no hesitation, yeah I wish I can know those things That everybody else knows It's my decision, don't need permission to [Chorus] Fly away (way), fly away (way) I go through this everyday So I fly away (way) I can fly away (way), fly away (way) No one listen to what I say So I fly away Somebody told me (told me), today was my day (day) They see me on the big screen and they see me on the stage And it must be true, 'Cause, here I am, here I am baby I wanna thank you [Chorus] Let me fly away (way) Fly away (way), fly away (way) And I go through this everyday So I fly away (way) I can fly away (way), fly away (way) I go through this everyday So I fly away (way) And I go through this everyday So I fly away, fly away yeah Fly way yeah No one listen to what I say So I fly away (way) [Repeat]

The Pain
Physical pain. Emotional pain. Popping pills. Chasing with alcohol. Nothing eases the pain.... The pain you inflicted upon me. Nothing eases my broken heart. My tattered soul isn't worth the blood that seeps from it's cemented walls. You see me smile. You hear me laugh. But you don't feel the rage and pain inside of me. Pulling me this way, Dragging me that way. Burying me in a hole of darkness. No daylight for days. The tears they come so easily. Why can't they drown me and forever end this turmoil within? **written 10-22-07**

Priority For Silia
SILIA HAS BEEN ENTERED A CONTEST THIS CONTEST WILL RUN FOR 2 WEEKS. WINNER MUST HAVE AT LEAST 75.000 COMMENTS TO WIN CONTEST. CONTEST WILL BEGIN AS SOON AS HE HAVE 15 ENTRIES. YOU MUST ADD THE HOST AS A FRIEND AND FAN TO COMMENT BOMB. HOLDER: BRI GUY CONFEDERATE BOMBER ...........@ fubar

Who I Am
where to start born in portland my parents are still married i have a sister an a brother i have 9 nices an nephews i have been divorced 11 yeasrs i have a son an a daughter 12 an 6 they have diffrent fathers an i am friends with both i am a surviver of dimestic violince an two years clean of drugs witch i gave five years of my life to my friends in my real life i have had for twenty years or more i am close to my family i have a few friends on here that i can count on to tell me the truth if i ask one inspired me to wright this i am still a little screwed up in the sence still working to get on my feet an get where i wont to be in life i dont have some big sad story just life lived an learnd every day something new is learned i have pc friends that i chatt with never knowing any thing about them others i know more falling for any one here is proply not the best idea i live a world where there is love finding it hard an may never happen but hell thats life i know i love my children an

It's Gonna Be A Kick Ass Weekend!!!
I am sooo psyched!!!! I just found out that my friend Christine is driving down from Eau Claire to be here for the halloween bash at a local bar on Saturday. Christine is one of my FAVE peeps, but I dont get to see her much. We have a habit of partying hard when we are together. So...this weekend we are going to get as wasted as possible and party like rockstars. I am soo excited and can not wait!!! the bad news...that means I have to uber clean my room and apartment. Blah!!! Oh well. I should get to that. You people better rate and comment on my pics from this last weekend's halloween party so you can see the drunken crazy ones I am sure to have this coming saturday. HOLLA!!

Thank You
, Hello to all .. I want to thank all of you (Family , Friends , Fans ). For all the love and card's and gifts that I got yesterday on my birthday . All of you made my birthday very special and I just want to thank all of you . My thanks and luv to all of you .. I will do my best to get back to each and everyone of you with a thank you card . Have a good day and week ahead . Tom Myspace Comments at WishAFriend.com

Come Join Me And Help Me Out Plz? I've Never Asked For Anything.
The Fubar Players Club Would Like You To Stop By And Party With Us Plz Click The Picture Below to Enter !! I've never really asked any of my friends or fans for anything. but i am asking for this one thing, plz come help me & my hunnie out get our lounge off the ground. it would mean alot to me. thank you! DJ M.I.A. & DJ SUPERBEAST

I Am Not Your Toy
Cowboys. I have had my heart broken by a number of cowboys. I think they are named aptly. Any man who says "I am a cowboy." Has got the boy part right. They think they own you and you don't have to encourage them very hard. There was this one cowboy in particular this weekend who wanted to "teach me a lesson" (in his words) about how to truly submit to a man (himself being the man). I just looked at him and said "You aren't man enough to play these games with me. You don't understand what you are saying." He laughed and so I thought I will let him have it. So I proceeded to say "You want to play my game? We will play then. I want you to pull me out of this bar, throw me in the back of your truck and pull my pants down and show me what kind of man you are. Pull my hair, make me beg you to stop, but don't. Take all that you want from me and make me scream your name and cry at the same time. Be violent with me leave me black and blue and maybe a little bloody. I want people to

Lastest Monday
Eh, When I started posting my daily comment, There was a few that were worth posting - To preserve, if nothing else. Also gives me a chance to tell the story of why I made it, Or what happened as a result of it. -Well- This isn't one of those cases *laughs* This IS an older one from about a year ago, I just added to the bottom. Changed it from a Tuesday greet to a Monday ... eh, at least it will be a long while before ya have to see it again (if ever) But here it is: I hope this find all healthy & happy ... and the start of the week full of promise! I open an invitation to all to comment, Or if you have an idea for a certain comment or tag you'd like for me to try ... Just let me know au revoir adiós bom adeus auf Wiedersehen пока

Who I'd Like To Meet
This is a question that haunts me. I guess that the only way to say it is by just being honest. I am not looking for the perfect woman, I am looking for a woman that is perfect for me. I would be lying if I said that looks are unimportant. But I do look much deeper than the outer shell of a person. I would like to meet someone with a set of values that they will stand behind. They do not have to totally agree with my own, but it would be great if we could share our views on life, love or religion and agree to disagree on our own views and not let them stand between us. I can be very opinionated at times and stand behind my views and beliefs. But they are not written in stone. I am adaptable and interchangeable. When I am wrong, I will freely admit it. But if I feel I am right I will stick to my guns. I will make my point known and then can put it behind me and not dwell on something that I can not change.

Wow What A Weekend
This weekend was your overall great weekend. I got to go back to my home town and see my family and it was a blast. I never knew going home could be so much fun. My weekend took a quick turn when I came home sunday and was booted out of the place I was staying. Kinda harsh to not give me any sort of notice but oh well It got me to go ahead and make a move I had intended on making a couple of weeks from now. I am offically living with my fiance again and I am so happy. We had a few bumps in our past but we have worked though them now and are on a fast track to the chapel soon. Well enough wasting your time I got to go. Hugs Aleah

I Miss Her...
Yesterday was one year since a good friend of mine died in a horrible car accident. She was with a friend of hers and they were both drunk and from what we were told he fell asleep behind the wheel and they hit a field drive. She had her seatbelt on but still didnt make it she died instantly. I miss her very much and I still cant believe she is gone. She was the type of person who always made you feel like you belonged and if you werent having fun she made sure to find a way to help you have fun! She brought out the good in everyone and went out of her way to help everyone she could. I miss you Amy. RIP!

Friends Pt 2
i dont get it ppl. you start talkin to someone and things start goin good, you have same interest and you begin to like than and they just ignore you. what the fuck ppl what the fuck. can anybody here explain why

I Want You
I want you to fantasize Thinking about me at night When the lights are out And your breath is hot. I want you to dream Of hearing me moan And saying dirty things In the heat of the second. I want you to see me Naked on your bed Ready for you To come and take me. I want you. To want me

#1
1. armyof1@ fubar 2. Demon Doc@ fubar 3. Fallen Saint (The Pagan Sensation) Fu-Hubby to Angel Eyes with a Nurses Touch.@ fubar 4. Jesse RL husband to Hillary ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar 5. Fluffy The Rhino@ fubar 6. Rock$tar@ fubar thanks for showing these guys some love!

If You Have Kids---read This!!! Halloween Warning For Parent
candy warning if your a parent please READ Body: IF YOU HAVE KIDS---READ THIS!!! Halloween Warning for Parent PLEASE PASS THIS TO ANYONE THAT HAS CHILDREN!! Parents Beware Halloween Warning for Parents There is a type of crystal meth going around that looks like strawberry pop rocks. It smells like strawberry also and it is being handed out to kids in school yards in AR. I'm sure it will make its way around the country. Kids are ingesting this thinking it is candy and being rushed off to the ER in dire condition. It also comes in chocolate, peanut butter, cola, cherry, grape and orange. It looks just like pop rocks. Please instruct children to not accept candy that looks like this even from a friend and to take any that they may have to a teacher, principal, etc. Pass this around it could save some family a lot of heartache! They call it strawberry meth or strawberry quick. Special Agent Todd V. Coleman U.S. Department of Homeland Security U.S. Immigra

What Does It Mean When A Woman Wants Her Space?
Is she telling me that its time for her to see other guys? Why can't she just say its over & stop leaving me hanging on the line like an old dress in her closet...when she really has a dress she likes to wear better...If I'm not wanted I feel it & I'd be more than happy to move on & let you be happy with what you have...

Smilng!
since we met you have made me a happier person..Each day that passes my days get brighter and brighter..with each passing moment i crave the sound of you're voice the feel of you're skin next to mine.. The smile on you're face wondering if it's mine. So with each passing day these feeling's become more real for me as i hope for you!

Bob Dylan
Emotionally Yours Come baby, find me, come baby, remind me of where I once begun. Come baby, show me, show me you know me, tell me you're the one. I could be learning, you could be yearning to see behind closed doors. But I will always be emotionally yours. Come baby, rock me, come baby, lock me into the shadows of your heart. Come baby, teach me, come baby, reach me, let the music start. I could be dreaming but I keep believing you're the one I'm livin' for. And I will always be emotionally yours. It's like my whole life never happened, When I see you, it's as if I never had a thought. I know this dream, it might be crazy, But it's the only one I've got. Come baby, shake me, come baby, take me, I would be satisfied. Come baby, hold me, come baby, help me, my arms are open wide. I could be unraveling wherever I'm traveling, even to foreign shores. But I will always be emotionally yours.

Things I Miss
cuddling, waking up next to someone who cares about me, my childhood, that special someone who makes me nervous eating breakfast with that person, making them dinner, leaving a rose by the bed doing special things for them

Racists
YOU PASS ME ON THE STREET AND SNEER IN MY DIRECTION. YOU CALL ME "CRACKER", "HONKEY", "WHITEY" AND EVEN "THE MAN" AND YOU THINK IT'S OK. BUT WHEN I CALL YOU, "NIGGER", "KIKE", "TOWELHEAD", "SAND-NIGGER", "CAMEL JOCKEY", "BEANER" OR "CHINK" YOU CALL ME A RACIST. YOU SAY THAT WHITES COMMIT A LOT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST YOU, SO WHY ARE THE GHETTOS THE MOST DANGEROUS PLACES TO LIVE? YOU HAVE THE UNITED NEGRO COLLEGE FUND. YOU HAVE MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY. YOU HAVE BLACK HISTORY MONTH. YOU HAVE CAESAR CHAVEZ DAY. YOU HAVE YOM HASHOAH YOU HAVE MA'ULED AL-NABI YOU HAVE THE NAACP. YOU HAVE BET. IF WE HAD WET(WHITE ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION) WE'D BE RACISTS. IF WE HAD A WHITE PRIDE DAY YOU WOULD CALL US RACISTS. IF WE HAD WHITE HISTORY MONTH, WE'D BE RACISTS. IF WE HAD AN ORGINIZATION TO "ADVANCE" OUR LIVES WE'D BE RACISTS. IF WE HAD A COLLEGE FUND THAT ONLY GAVE WHITE STUDENTS SCHOLARSHIPS, YOU KNOW WE'D BE RACISTS. IN THE MILLION MAN MARCH, YOU BELIEVED YOU WERE MARCHING FOR YOUR RACE AND RIGHTS. I

The Lucky Charms Quiz
The Lucky Charms® Test An amazing new study shows that your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow bit shape determines what you're like in bed! Yes, it's true--just take this simple test to determine your true bedroom personality: Pink Hearts Yellow Moons Orange Stars Green Clovers Blue Diamonds Purple Horseshoes Cereal Shapes Lucky Charms® is a registered trademark of General Mills, Inc. and is © copyright 1996 by General Mills, Inc. All of the shapes and characters are also property of General Mills, Inc. The information provided on this page and the pages linked to this one exists solely as a parody and is in no way connected to General Mills. FEEDINGTHEDESIRE Pink Hearts If you like pink hearts, you're the romantic type. You like your partner to whisper romantic phrases into your ear and, if he's too distracted to form cohere

Describe Your Worst Date.
My worst date was when i drove 50 miles to pick her up. Went to a nice medeterainian restaurant and then paid for dinner. At dinner , she made the waitress cry and then sat there and compared me to her ex. Talk about crazy. Lets hear yours.

Dear Alcohol
ALCOHOL Current mood: amused Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the holidays (hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings). However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls and text messages: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation after 2 a.m. can have much substance or necessity. Why would you make me call my ex's? Especially when I know, for a fact, they DO NOT want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night. 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal. But, why do you suggest that I eat a taco with c

Heart On My Sleeve..=)
i wear my heart on my sleeve, leaving it for every one to see.. so when you stomp it..dont you know..that your hurting me in ways youll never know...for if i wore it to be hidden...would you be much nicer and smitten, or does the placment of my heart really not play a big part...=)

Life Do You Have It Figured Out Yet..=)
37 years and I still don't have this LIFE thing figured out. But what I've learned is that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on and it will be better tomorrow. I wear my heart on my sleeve, I think it fits quite nicely there. Being a good person with a caring disposition is your best accesory and it never goes out of style. I've learned that making a "living" is not the same thing as "making a life." Amid my "busy" lifestyle I have realized that I need to not only stop and smell the roses somtimes, but plant my own garden too. I realize everyday that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw some things back. I've learned that when ever I decide something with an open heart I usually make the right decision. I'm a perfectionist to a fault. I dont settle...with anything... ever. I'm an "all or nothing" kinda gal who knows what I deserve and will do whatever it takes to get it. I've learned that people

I Was...=)
i was the girl...who loved you. i was the girl...who waited for you. i was the girl..that thought you could do no wrong. i was the girl..who put you on a pedestal. i was the girl..who treasured every moment spent with you. i was the girl..who wanted to end up with you. but... i waited...i loved...and where were you. now im gonna be the girl you never 4get. and you will be the boy. who someday is gonna feel some regret.

Empty Void...
I always see people who are happy and nothing seems to bring them down.They have the whole white picket fence thing going for them.The wife,the kids and the dog in the backyard.People who dont let anything get them down. Then you have the other side....you have the sad people.People who cant find happiness or contentment in life.Thier lives are empty and they are always searching for what will make them happy only to find out that they dont what happiness is.Is it something that was missing from birth? A person asks you what was the happiest moment of your life and you cant answer because you dont have one.And probably the cruelest of all is that statistics show happier people live longer. I tend to believe we are predestined.There are people meant to be happy and some meant to be sad.Its not a matter of personality but of emotional vacancy. What do believe?

Memories
Thinking about days of the past back in to the shadows I am cast back to the days when life was grand that fate steped and delt us a shitty hand a rain of bullets took his life the thought, still cuts open my woundes like a knife as his blood pooled on the cold hard ground I tryed to screem but made no sound I held him , as he took his last breath that night my heart was stolen by death I wouldnt let go ,they had to rip his body free He's still be alive if it wasnt for me He never knew I loves him , we were just kids because I was a cowerd, my feelings well hid I now stand at his grave, alone with my sarrow with out him, I dont know if i can face tomrrow my selfishness, cost me his life,a debt I cant repay I live with the guilt day after day but day by day I lean to live agan so maybe I will find forgiveness,but I dont know when so I walk alone into the night and cry out in slince in the full moon's light

/ampires....donotexist
Few creatures of the night have captured our imagination like vampires... What explains our enduring fascination with vampires? What is it about the vampire myth that explains our interest? Is it the overtones of sexual lust, power, control... Or is it a fascination with the immortality of the undead? And what dark and hidden parts of our psyche are aroused and captivated By the legends of the undead The mysteries of the undead will continue to fascinate the living.

The Stuck Vibrator
A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor came into the exam room and asked about her problem. She was very shy about her emergency problem, and asked the gynecologist to please examine her vagina. So the doctor started to examine her. He stuck up his head after completing his examination. "I'm sorry, Miss," he said, "but removing that vibrator is going to involve a very lengthy , delicate and expensive surgical operation." "I'm not sure I can afford it," sighed the young woman. "But while I am here could you just replace the batteries? "

Think Before You Speak...
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts.

Heroes
Heroes Our U.S. Soldiers went looking for a fight. They fought for this country, everyday and every night. They didn't fight, to break this world apart. They fought to protect this country, with all of their heart. They went to war, to fight for the United States. Fighting for their country, was their only fate. They left everyone they loved, to travel overseas. They rather die on their feet, instead of living on their knees. Daniel Lee Munoz Copyright ©2007 Daniel Lee Munoz

Forever In A Moment
Taking your hand Fingers to my lips I want to love every inch of you Taste every part of your body As if I can drink your love's blood Through your very pores I want to get lost in your eyes Consumed by your kiss Set my body on fire Quench the fire in my blood With sweet caresses Touch my soul with your passion Lay down beside me Feel my body crying for you Lets get lost in each other Touching, tasting, exploring We will exceed passion, go beyond bliss For this is our time Want me like no other Need you, like the air that I breathe Together, one mind, one soul Fused in the heat of passionate love Existing in this moment Forever

Me In Heels
To explain, I made a bet during the 2007 ALCS, the bet was that the Boston Red Sox would win the series over the Cleveland Indians, as the game reached its 7th and deciding game, I figured I would try on heels in the event I lost the bet to go to a banquet in a dress and full make-up. I won the bet, so this is closest I will get to a dress.

Life Gets Better!!
Today had been a truly awesome day. My Brother was up and walking on crutches today (it honestly made me happy). He still has a VERY long recovery ahead of him, but if he continues to make the strides he has bee. He will be walking on his own within 3 to 4 months. It is a huge relief to see him standing again. Ty for all the love and support from my true friends on here.

So Simple Yet It Seems Like To Much To Ask For From A Guy.
If i dont call you [ Its because im waiting for you to call me ] When i walk away from you mad [ Follow me ] When i stare at your mouth [ Kiss me ] When i push you or hit you [ Grab me and dont let go ] When i start cussing at you [ Kiss me and tell me you love me ] When im quiet [ Ask me whats wrong ] When i ignore you [ Give me your attention ] When i pull away [ Pull me back ] When you see me at my worst [ Tell me im beautiful ] When you see me start crying [Just hold me and dont say a word ] When you see me walking [ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ] When im scared [ Protect me ] When i lay my head on your shoulder [ Tilt my head up and kiss me ] When i steal your favorite hat [ Let me keep it and sleep with it for a night] When i tease you [ Tease me back and make me laugh ] When i dont answer for a long time [ reassure me that everything is okay ] When i look at you with doubt [ Back yourself up ] When i sa

New Pledge Of Allegiance
Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore Because the word "God" is mentioned.... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer. I liked it. Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bi

A Blonde Is Overweight
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds.' When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. 'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor says. 'Did you follow my instructions?' The blonde nods. 'I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.' 'From hunger, you mean?' said the doctor. 'No, from skipping,' replied the blonde.

Divorce Vs. Murder
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" , The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Lost Blogs
I spent the last two hours writing a very personal and informative blog. when I went to post it fubar told me that my session had timed out and then I losat the entire thing. it wasen't all that interesting, but it was very cathartic for me. it help me get thru some very difficult issues im dealing with.

Made For Me By Pebbles
SUM1 FAN HER SHE IS HOT AS HELL AND NEEDS TO BE COOLED OFF AND THE ONLY WAY U CAN DO THAT IS BY FANNING HER J£§§Å ♥ Shadyj ***♫§ñãKê êýê ®ãÐ¡ø♫***greyson's muh b!tch@ fubar BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Dj Pebbles~Tc ~ Kae's Twin ~@ fubar (repost of original by 'Dj Pebbles~TC M~Jam Bear's Lil Sissie~DDBFF~DBFW~' on '2007-10-22 21:58:28') (repost of original by 'J£§§Å ♥ Shadyj ***♫§ñãKê êýê ®ãÐ¡ø♫***greyson's muh b!tch' on '2007-10-22 22:06:50') (repost of original by '»§T®££T-WANTS HIS FINAL GOODBYE' on '2007-10-22 22:09:53')

The Rose
I gazed outside my window, all her leaves were gone, she softly bowed her head, she could not carry on. The snows showed no mercy, as they beat upon my rose, at last the final petal fell, in glory, she did go. The vine that once held her high, looked old and tired now, in style and with dignity, he took a final bow. But outside the window today, the rain was coaxing the vine to play, when the rain could do nothing more, the sun wrapped her arms around the vine, and silently she mourned. Then the vine slowly raised his arms, the sun and rain had touched him, and cast their magic charms. I could not help but smile, for I know that very soon, another rose he will hold up high, to dance beneath the moon.

Click It!
I have a pretty big favor to ask of you, A friend of mines adorable little girl is in a website contest thing and all I ask is you click this link and give her picture a 10. Thats all, pretty damn simple, will only take up 5 seconds of your precious time. All to make one little girl and her proud daddy pretty happy :P Thanks so much!http://www.picture.com/voteforme/photovote1.asp?PID=2261434You dont have to join any website or register, all you have to do is rate.

Birthday..
I just wanted to say thank you to all those that sent me birthday wishes! That was Awesome of everyone! XO♥XO♥ Since i have not been able to personally thank everyone Im posting this for right now!. XO'S AND ♥ To everyone! Vixen Panther

Is All Ever Enough?
Driven by desire, Consumed by lust. I often pause to wonder, Is all ever enough? I ache to feel the touch, Of something more than ordinary. To experience a supernatural rush, One that is beyond this galaxy. In a world where there is no wrong, Two complete strangers could unite as one. Discovering, exciting, pleasing one another, As they had been aching to do for so long. In a moment where time stands still, Unknown fantasies are mysteriously fullfilled. Nothing is left unsaid, No feelings left unfelt. No inhibitions, no guilt, No prior commitment to be kept. Enjoying a time of passion beyond compare, Longing for the opportunity to return there. Author --- Trinity3

I Need A Preacher
I have a friend that wants to get married on here and my bestest bud isnt here to help me would anyone be willing to do it or know someone who would? and lounge to do it in? Thank you! Love all of u! ~hugs~

Oct. 22, 2007
Well it's been a while since I wrote the last blog... I think. I dunno. I really don't keep up. lol. So here's what's the story morning glory... This is what's been going on in MI VIDA LOCA! lol. Absolutely... NOTHING.... lol... Not really... There's been a few things going on. I have good grades in school! YAY~ go me~ go me~ I will be in the EMCC Beauty and Beau pageant next month. I will be graduating in Dec. I'll get my diploma and then the ceremony is in May. Brady is doing good, he just went to the Dr. today and has gained some weight!!! YAY! He's now at 47 lbs. He's 9 years old. Everything seemed to be good. He's doing good in school too. TK is doing good. She is enjoying going to school. I can't believe that, but it's true. I reckon that's not going to last a whole lot longer though... lol. Well you know the story about our lives, now I'm sure some of you are interested in what my love life status is??? I would also like to know... So if anyone knows... Please let me know???

The Rules Of Farm Life
The Rules Of Farm Life A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well, his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile,

Something Wicked This Way Comes...
A tripy thing happen to me to and I thought it was a funny also in a way cause of my name...Anyways I went downtown to run a errand and had to park my car a bit further down from where I was going to, so I was walking and there was a elderly guy sitting on a bench waiting for a bus talking on his cell phone and just as I walked by him he said "You got a Wicked Heaert and I was stoned at the time and thought nothing of it till about 5 steps or so later then I stopped turned around and I go Hey not real loud but enought for him to look at me a bit strange..lol and I go that's me I got a Wicked Heart and I he looked at me as if i was nuts, lol 8-P then he said something about God and healing as I was proceed to start walking again and I just thought now thats not ever sign of something and what who knows, lol but I thought now that was a trip...

Awww!
aww listen to how sweet this is. a guy that will not leave me alone no matter how many times i ask, how nicely i ask,and how much i cuss him out sent my brand new laptop a damn virus. yeah becasue thats gonna make me want to date his crazy ass. why the hell would someone do that?? i REALLY just dont understand. i use that computer everyday for school to write papers,take notes,and check my school email. so i just wanna say a big THANK YOU to the asshole that gave me the virus. He's on fubar so if you wnana know who he is leave me a comment and ill be sure to let you know his name. love yall

Me
1. - First and most important..............I am not the serious type! Life is to short and I don't need the head aches! 2. - I love jokes and love to joke around! If you take me to serious, then just leave me alone! 3. - I collect jokes of all kinds and don't mean to offend anyone! If I do, refer back to # 1.! 4. - If everyone would just give "GOOD LEG HUGS", everyone would be happier, healthier and would not have time to put there noses in someone elses buisness and wouldn't be causing trouble! (Refer back to # 1) 5. - Now that that is out of the way, lets all play in the sand box together!

Here I Am
here i am do u not see me? don't u care? I'm standing before u arms open wide heart being ripped from my chest holding onto hope that you are the one not knowing if u care hurts the worst waiting to find out if u'll always be there where do i fit in? if any place at all

Happy Birthday Part 3 Of 3
Part 3 of 3 still pushing. i can hear her moaning *uh uh, oh yea, uh*. she tries to say somethin, but i cant hear her weak voice because she is out of breath. she starts to orgasm and is yelling now. i am very close to mine now; too... i can feel it.... i lay down on my back and she gets on top of me, strattling my crotch. i say im about to cum as she slides on my long rod. i scream out *oh yea, give it to me!* my cock feels like its on fire! so close.... very close now.... i let out a final gasp and cum all over in her wet, hott cave. we are both breathing very loudly.. her hard breathing is a major turn on. she lifts her body up a little bit and takes my cock out of her pussy. she bends down and kisses me, hiding my breathing.... i reach my hands up and play with her nipples again, enjoying every minute of it... she collapses on my chest and i grip her in my arms. she falls to my side and now we are chest to chest; my arms around her back, massaging it, thighs and ass; we are both

Addicted To You
love real love that defeats the boundries of space and time love that lasts forever unconditional; hard to find head racing with thoughts of hearts intertwined skipping a beat when we speak and the world fades around us only you and i exist could it be real? don't wake me if i'm dreaming don't want to be sad and alone fists of rage and inside screaming kiss me again my heart swoons and soars till i'm breathless dying a little still begging for more touch my hand let my senses become all that you are the warmth of your touch the aching i feel the hurt and the heartache if this can't be real needing and pleading and searching your eyes sinking deeper in desire subsisting on this man of mine ears filled with the beat of your heart with the whisper of your sweet words drunk on the fire in my heart that you burn wrap me in your arms lose sight of our seprateness tangled and intertwined mangled and meshed with forgetfullness make me gasp make me hunger

Show This Wonderful Lady Some Love
LETS SHOW THIS LOVELY BEAUTIFUL LADY HOW MUCH FUBAR PRIDE WE TRULY HAVE. SHE NEVER ASKS FOR ANYTHING BUT DOES FOR OTHERS. SHE IS IN NEED OF A V.I.P LIKE ALL THINGS IN LIFE IF WE CAN SHOW OUR LOVE TO OTHERS THEN WE HAVE THE ABILITY TO RESPECT OURSELVES FOR DOING SO. SO LETS SHOW HER SOME LOVE PLEASE!!! POOHBEAR ¢¾ poohbear ¢¾ 1975{sign my guestbook plz.}¢¾@ fubar

Love
I took a chance. For once I took a risk. I met a wonderful man. He's been hurt. Scar'd by love. I met a man. He takes my breath away. He makes my heart flutter. He makes me feel special. He makes me feel like a women. What hurts more then ever, he made me smile. I fell in love. I gave him something special. I gave him, myself. I took a chance. I met a man. I fell in love. I waited; now i shall too be scar'd by love.

I Hate....
-Avril Lavigne -Needy people -People practically fucking in public -Loud douche bags who chew gum -skanks -that lead singer of the pussycat dolls -rap music[god thats all that plays anymore] -guys who hate gurls cuz they r fat -stupid friends -liquor whores -welfare scammers -useless people -life wreckers -long horned grasshoppers -summer -MY HOMETOWN (more to come)

Who To Be
how can one be a father to a baby boy who is far away in another state but yet stay a fiance to the woman who loves him in NC what can you say when everything that you say to the mother would only piss her off more when you can't say anything that will help who ius to blame that i ain't there through certain reasons and when i give her every chance in the book for near bout 6 months to live up to and when she finally comes around to wanting you you have found someone that you are willing to leave everything behind you for her what do you do everything seems as if it is a game to some but love is gone in one place and made it to another love is lost love is blind i want to be a part of my sons life but how can someone ask for something that you just cannot give at this moment in time my life is hard i just want to disappear for a while and go away to a place where there are no worries hakuna matata eh but till next time i hope no one takes offense to this i didn't mean it in any way bad

Take It Or Leave It; This Is Me!
Hi, I'm jerry. I'm 61 years old, single, and live in Central Florida. I'm a writer, a poet, an honest man, and a good friend. I enjoy writing, reading, video games, the net. My music is oldies, country, Celtic, old instrumentals, and even some of the new stuff, if it doesn't rattle my already feeble brain. I love to read and my tastes are eclectic. Horror, sci-fi/fantasy, good erotica, historical fiction, ancient religions, 1st century Christianity, mysteries, etc. My taste in movies is just as eclectic. I'm here to meet new friends and/or playmates. I am not looking for a wife. I've had two and that was three too many. I no longer believe in marriage or monogamy. I just want to enjoy life. I'm not concerned about age or ethnicity. I've never heard of either having any affect on a woman's character or qualities as a lover. I do demand honesty, openness, and open mindedness. In a friend I look for honesty, sincerity, and loyalty. If you've read this and you want to add me, as a

Y I Gotta Move
my roomates r leeches they have drained my bank account till i dont have any money left.....and thats not all.....my roomate is cheating on her husband and is useing the internet to prostitute off of as well.....she has tried to bring me into the middle of it so im glad im movin just sad cos im gonna miss my friends and my boyfriend no with wishes of love and luck to all im takin a short break -------foresaken is taken

Just A Little Thought
LOOK INTO THE DEPTHS OF MY SOUL AND YOU WILL SEE ALL THE THINGS THAT ARE MEANT TO BE YOU WILL SEE THE PAIN AND THE LOVE AND ALL THE THINGS THAT DWELL THERE IN WHEN YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME SAY IT FROM YOUR HEART WHEN I SAY FOREVER IT MEANS TO NEVER PART. IN ALL MY 32 YEARS I HAVE SEEN PEOPLE COME AND GO BUT NEVER NONE THAT HAVE MADE MY HEART FLUTTER AND GLOW HYPMOTIZED AND LOST FOR EVER IN YOUR EYES I STARTED TO PRAY THAT ONE DAY THIS WOULD BE THE LOVE THAT EVEN I COULD NOT DISQUISE I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO WALK AWAY AND JUST LEAVE BEHIND THE THINGS IN MY LIFE THAT HAVE NEVER WORKED OUT BUT HOW DO YOU LEAVE A LOVE THAT IS SO KIND ONE THAT FEELS SO RIGHT AND SO STRONG TO MY KNEES I FALL LOOKIN UP FOR ALL THE ANSWERS TO THE THINGS I LONG TO FIND TO HEAR THE ANSWERS I NEED TO HEAR THAT ONE DAY I WILL HAVE THAT ONE LOVE I HOLD SO DEAR TILL THE END OF TIME FOR YOU I WILL WAIT YOU CAN CALL ME BACK WITH JUST THREE WORDS KNOWING I WOULD NEVER HESITATE TO RUN RIGHT BACK TO BE IN YOUR ARMS TO K

You Made *poem*
You made me smile again,when I didn't think I would.You made me sing again,when I didn't think I could.You made me believe again,when I thought my faith was gone.You made everything right,when everything went wrong.You made me feel,like i've never felt before.You made me love again,when I thought I wouldn't anymore.You made my heart skip a beat when I heard your voice,like sweet serenity..You make me wonder..could I make you mine for eternity?...

The Ultimate Price
As the knife slowly Cuts through my flesh Ahhhh I scream from the pain She dumped me She didn't like it when I cut myself She was worried about me No one will ever want me Ahhhh I wince from the pain As the knife slowly Slits down my arm Now I must bleed But no blood I scream at myself Yet to no avail I dig deeper and deeper Into my arm Like a child Trying to reach China Fianlly I bleed Every drop Adds to the pain But it keeps coming Like a river flowing free I can't stop the bleeding I curse myself I am bleeding to death No way to save myself Why did I cut today? I ask myself I should have listened when she tole me I would kill myself someday But what could go wrong? I thought I said I'll be fine I told her she was wrong But in all reality I was wrong And I've paid the ultimate price

Comfort Foods...
Good Morning and Happy Fall! Wooohoo fall is sticking it’s neck out there just far enough as if to say…I smell cold temperatures on the Horizon. Brrr that time of year for chili and soups. You know today on MSN’s little web site home page there are plenty of things to bash, I mean Parish Hilton is yet once more a topic of conversation for one writer, but more so many things just swirled around in my head on some of the head lines and feet lines (feet lines is a Marty Term for stinky stuff no one cares to see) that I found a little nugget hidden in the mix called. “COMFORT FOOD” oh yeah! Comfort food, Ma Bell bless her sole used to make what my dad called a baked dinner. It was simple to say the least and was nothing more then Scalloped Potatoes, Baked Beans and Macaroni and Cheese. Ok sounds simple enough and major belly stuffing can be had. Oh yeah and it was not a box Mac and Cheese thank you very much it was a grate the cheddar and slam it together with Real Butter and Whole Milk.

Cabbage Patch Kids
Artist Xavier Roberts first designed his soon-to-be-famous Cabbage Patch dolls in 1977 to help pay his way through school. What was the original name of the dolls before cabbage patch kids was taken on?

*happydance* One Month Bitches
Awwww uber cute day yesturday 1 month anniversary with my timmyboo I totally forgot how it feels go get past that first month... Im kinda surprised he hasnt killed me yet lol Im annoying as fuckkkkk But i love him lots and we made it past the first month Cheers! xoxo molest the best, Gabbi

Black
The junk raced through my veins, icefire and numbing bliss, and in that moment of clarity I know I have to get out of here. Wild white roses sprinkle my vision, doing their best to block out the raunchy apartment I hid in. I almost smile, the muscles along my jaw clenching against the numbness. But then the roses start to bleed, blackened pus dripping down over their leaves and gathering on the tips of their thorns, falling like huge pearls of rain. Storm clouds fat with the drug billow so close to the ground I can reach out and touch them, feeling their tainted tears slide into the folds of my fingertips. I bury deeper into the inviting pillow of her lap, letting her hand brush the sweat and hair from my forehead, not entirely sure if she is actually touching me or if she is even here at all. I can hear my teardrops fall into the smooth silk of her lap as though they were the steady drumbeats of a lost and unheard tribe of no-ones and I knew I had to get out of here. I wasn't go

The Twins
Well today has been five years since i lost my first son. He has a twin brother that was born a week and a half after him. I miss them alot and think about them everyday. Lately alot of people have been asking me what happened. Well this is what happened. I got pregnant obviously. Me and my ex husband found out on August 18th. Happy Bday too me. Two days after my birthday anyways. So i went to the doctor and they did the ultrasound and they told us we were having twins. I looked at them like yah right u are crazy im not having twins, but yah i was. 19 and having twins.Pregnancy went really good until the day of October 20th,2002. I was at home and my water broke. I didn't think nothing of it at first. Went to the hospital and they said they were gonna transfer me to another hospital cause they thought my water broke. So they transfered me there. They did a bunch of tests had me on the baby monitors and all that.Did the ultrasound and said right there is the sac. I was like ok they are

Pretty Lady Contest Updates
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When The Heart Is Wanting...
It's not from your kiss, It's not from your touch, It's because of your heart that i miss you so much... From the first time we spoke, To the first time we met, The anger inside me, Because of you, had begun to melt... With a warmth in my soul, With a broken wing i will fly, The rainbow offers us each other if we can make it to the other side... I promise you nothing, For i don't ever want to let you down, But if you return this love i give to you... Together we can turn each other's world around!

Thunderous Elevator
Another favorite story. For those of you who have not had a chance to read through my blog before and read any of my previous erotic stories... here is a favorite. Thunderous Elevator Ride By Ms. Cleavage Copyright 2007 I have just checked into my hotel and am about to go up the elevator to my room and I am standing in the lobby waiting for those stainless steel faced doors to open. The bell rings with each floor it stops at as I wait for it open for me. A long flight to Vancouver from Montreal and all I want to do is get undressed, take a shower and get into bed. I have a very busy schedule booked for tomorrow. I look at my watch and it is 10:35 PM. It is late and all I hear in the lobby is a phone ringing way off in the distance at the registration desk and of course that soft piano music being piped in all over the hotel. The full-length windows that line the lobby show my reflection staring out into the late night darkness. I can see some flashing of lightning of

Save The Drama For Yo Mama!
OK iVE GOT NO LESS THAN 25 REPOSTS OF THE SAME BULLSHIT WHINING ASS BULLETIN ABOUT WHO IS OR ISNT CHEATING!BLAH BLAH BLAH! FUNNY HOW THE ONLY PEOPLE MAD OVER IT ARE THE ONES SO HUNG UP ON "TOP" MEMBERS AND LEGENDS.cOULD IT BE PERHAPS NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE BEING PASSED BY CHEATING BUT SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY ARE BEING PASSED? GO OUTSIDE! GET SOME FRESH AIR! HUG YOUR KIDS! TELL SOMEONE YOU LOVE THEM! FUBAR WILL STILL BE HERE WHEN YOU GET BACK BUT WILL ALL THE OTHER IMPORTANT THINGS IN YOUR LIFE STOP AND WAIT FOR YOU TO WIN A POPULARITY CONTEST ON A COMPUTER IN A FAKE BAR? MAYBE NOT...... THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A MINUTE! OH AND WOULD AND DID LEAVE JUST THIS TYPE COMMENT ON THE BULLETINS AND IT WAS DELETED ! TOO FUCKING FUNNY! AWWWW MY INTERENT FEELINGS ARE HURT!

Friends List
I am a trying to make a clean up of my list after these almost 5 months I am on here now. There are lots of people I havent heard much from. I think we all have not enough time to get around to everyone, thats a normal thing. So i am just asking you: Do you care to stay on my list? Yes? Just give me a sign.

Jokes
What's dumb? Directions on toilet paper. What's dumber than that? Reading them. Even dumber? Reading them and learning something. Dumbest of all? Reading them and having to correct something you've been doing wrong.

I Fucking Hate Him
Time for Hawkins song number 3, if you read the other two you know the deal so here goes. This is using I Fucking Hate You By Godsmack For Everything You Do I'd Like To Murder You, And Everyday I'm Gonna Hate You, Even If You Sell Every Fucking Bullshit Song, It Only Makes Me Want To Snap You, You Pull Me Down And Crucify My Ears, You Make Cringe, My Ears Are Broken Now, Don't Ever Sing Again, Don't Even think I'm Joking, 'Cause I Fucking Hate You, You're Such A Bastard, And I Love to Hate You, Your Songs Are Shit To Me, When You Repeatedly Take A Lot Of Drugs, I Only Think Please Overdose, Everybody Knows You're Shit, You're Someone I Fucking Hate, I'm Everything I'd Rather Be, You Pull Me Down And Crucify My Ears, You Make Cringe, My Ears Are Broken Now, Don't Ever Sing Again, Don't Even think I'm Joking, 'Cause I Fucking Hate You, You're Such A Bastard, And I Love to Hate You, Your Songs Are Shit To Me 'Cause I Fucking Hate You, You're Such A Bastar

Pleaseeeeee Help Me
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Who Is More Rebellious, Good Charlotte Or Gg Allin?
Who is more rebellious, Good Charlotte or GG Allin? Good Charlotte and GG Allin - two completely different styles of music that target the same punk mentality. Who is the real kingpin of punk culture? Is it GG Allin, with his offensive lyrics and controversial themes? Or is it Good Charlotte with their happy, upbeat songs about girls, love, and high school life? All things considered, Hilary Duff is more of a punk than Joel Madden (Good Charlotte) because she makes her music shitty on purpose to piss people off. Good Charlotte is in no way rebellious or against the grain. How can they be rebels if everybody likes them? Allin is the godfather of punk. He was wearing skulls, beating ass with spiked collars, and playing awesome (shitty) music about hate while Good Charlotte was still making prank calls and throwing pinecones at cars. If GG were alive today, he would do something very nasty to Good Charlotte. I'm not sure what because I'm not insane, but it would probably involv

New Members Updated 01-14-08
Please show our newest members sum love. Please keep coming back and checking this blog as it will change with new members be added and unfortunately ones that do leave. Go welcome them into the family and make sure you are adding them as well. If you notice that you are missing members on your list please private message myself{Tainted} Jess{Shadow} or Jaymes{Baby Boy J}. 2/14/08 MistressBroken~Nyha'sFu-wife~IBIC~Owned by CherryEater, punkrock210 & BBW Goddess~PSPinup~@ fubar ****************************** unknown dates lol ****************************** Thickndaazz4ya (NBSD) & Member of Dylon's Divas!!! Drink Me Baby!@ fubar ☆§†ïñå aka §kÈÈ†êr☆@ fubar billymac39 (Please Fan, Re-Rate,and Add Me) CLUB FAR and member of DSC, D&DC@ fubar ~Metal Baby~Hollywood Spotlights~JL'sFu Wifey~CLUB F.A.R.~Sisterhood~NBSD FAMILY@ fubar ******************************* 01-21-08 ******************************* Craziness that is Me; darkside; nbsd family@ fubar

Look Mommy
A little boy is watching her mom bake a chocolate cake for him. His mom sets down the chocolate frosting on the table. The boy sits down and rubs the chocolate on his face. He says," Look Mommy!!! I'm black!!!" His mother slaps him and says," Go show that to your father," He goes to his father and says,"Look Daddy!!! I'm black!!!" He slaps him and says," Show that to your grandfather young man. He goes to his grandfather and says," Look Grampa!!! I'm black!!!" He is slapped and commanded to go to his mother. The boy gets back and his mother asks," What did you learn?" The boy says," I've only been black for 5 minutes and I hate white people."

Call Center
I was feeling a bit depressed the other day, so I called Life Line. I was put through to a 'call center' in Pakistan. I explained that I was feeling suicidal. They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly a plane...

Lil Kids
In a second grade class, a little girl asks, "Teacher, can my Mommy get pregnant?" "How old is your mother, dear?" asks the teacher. "Forty." she replies. "Yes, dear, your mother could get pregnant." The little girl then asks, "Can my big sister get pregnant?" "Well, dear, how old is your sister?" The little girl answers, "Nineteen." "Oh yes, dear, your sister certainly could get pregnant." The little girl then asks, "Can I get pregnant?" "How old are you, dear?" The little girl answers, "I'm seven years old." "No, dear, you can't get pregnant..." Then, the little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says, "See, I told you we had nothing to worry about."

It's A Funny Thing :) Just A Little Love Needed
There's this girl, and she has a dream.... She's helped a lot of people on her Fubar road. A whole lotta people,and now this Sassy girl is trying to make Godfather.... All I ask for is a little bit of love... I make funny comments now, so if you want a funny comment, just ask.... Even CommentYou said they'd get into the picture and help me level this one time for a couple of days. So come, on and Fubar Godfather with me... ~/~ Sassy Laurie~/~ Club F.A.R.@ fubar

Do To Fubars Bullshit
I had to close my lounge if ur lounge is not busy all the tims they will take 250 fubucks.They will be doing that to all lounges every week if they are not busy.The money is fake and they want them

Heavenly Intervention
Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer hoosband 2 years ago?' She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.' The Father asked, 'And be there any wee little ones yet?' She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.' The Father said, 'Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for ye and yer hoosband.' She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father.' They then parted ways. Some years later they met again. The Father asked, 'Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?' She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!' The Father asked, 'And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?' She replied, 'Oh yes, Father! Three sets of twins and 4 singles, 10 in all!' The Father said, 'That's wonderful! How is yer loving hoosband doing?' She replied, 'E's gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin' candle.'

The History Of The Middle Finger
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew"). Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the

Funny Things Kids Say
Children were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare the results and put together some of the 'better' ones. Here are some of the descriptions of "ocean life." 1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher age 7) 3. Oysters' balls are called pearls! (James age 6) 4. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island If you don't have sea all around you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7) 5. I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson . She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6) 6. A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head. ( Billy age 8) 7. My uncle goes out in his boat with pot, and comes back with crabs. (Mi

Hammer
A man was in court for a double murder, and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You bastard!" The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You damned bastard!" The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you, or I shall charge you with contempt! Now is that a problem?" The man at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years, I have lived next door to that bastard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer ... he said he never had one!"

Top Ten Male Professions And Why
1. Doctor. Because he says, "Take off your clothes." 2. Dentist. Because he says, "Open Wide." 3. Hairdresser. Because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown." 4. Milkman. Because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?" 5. Interior Decorator. Because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it." 6. Banker. Because he says, "If you take it out to soon, you'll lose interest." 7. Police Officer. Because he says, "Spread 'em." 8. Mailman. Because he always delivers his package. 9. Pilot. Because he takes off fast and then slows down. 10. Hunter. Because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.

Fenale Come Backs
Female Comebacks Here are some lines women can use to counteract those tacky chat-up lines used by men. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Good Girls And Bad Girls
Differences Between Good Girls and Bad Girls Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons. Good girls wax their floors. Bad girls wax their bikini lines. Good girls blush during sex scenes in a movie. Bad girls know they could do it better. Good girls wear white cotton panties. Bad girls don't wear any. Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls. Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls. Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it. Good girls pack their toothbrush. Bad girls pack their diaphragms. Good girls wear high heels to work. Bad girls wear high heels to bed. Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have sex. Bad girls think no place is the wrong place. Good girls prefer the missionary position. Bad girls do too, but only for starters. Good girls say, "No." Bad girls sa

A Couple Of Em
1. Story behind your MySpace song? Which one I got 76 on there 2. What's bothering you right now? Those of you who know me know the answer to this 3. Do you close the door when you pee? I do now DESCRIBE YOUR: 4. Wallet? Purple Dora "best friends forever wallet" 5. Wallpaper on your computer's desktop? The all blacks logo (fuck the french and fuck the rsa for winning the world cup) 6. Background on your cell phone? blank 7. Jewelry worn daily? Hoop earing, regular earring in hole i got done when Terra's got her ears pierced and top earring from when I proposed to taryn 8. Where your default picture was taken? shockignly enough in front of my computer 9. Eyes: blue 10. Life: sucks 11. House: ehhh its not mine so I can't describe WHAT ARE YOU? 12. Doing next weekend? Nothing absolutely nothing 13. Wearing? My incomplete package gear 14. Wanting? Answers to questions I'm not ready to ask 15. Where are you? in front of the computer

Sad News
Sad news... Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wi

Breakfast At Mcdonalds
This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!): I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology. The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with. Her last project of the term was called, "Smile." The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions. I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say hello anyway. So, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally. Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son, and I went out to McDonald's one crisp March morning. It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son. We were standing in line, waiting to be served, when all of a sudden everyone around us began to back away, and then even my husband did.

You Only You
You say you like everything that i do. you say you like how i make you feel. you say you like that i want you and think of you.regardless of how things are happienss isnt pushed aside until its convient. .can you plant a flower and not water it and expect it to grow? being scared is one thing. you know you like all we share as much as i do.control? there isnt any conrtol. you cant conrtol it or turn it on or off whenever you like. we both know that isnt who you are. so why restrain yourself? just tell me im not all things you like and want if its not true.i beg you tell me i dont make you happy. I surely know you do all these things for me. i cant conrtol that.

Just Hopeless
You say that you are only good at being a hopeless romantic but I’ve got at least three things I can name that you have excelled the standards of men One she said in that oh-so tone of hers is that you can see you can see all that you want to be and above all you want to be free Two stated as a-matter-of-fact is you can hear all that your heart holds dear the cries of those and drop of their tears your heart beats whenever she is near and finally Three said in solace you can love and this I hold high above, your heart beats for all of those that you love remember these my dear because you must know that you are not hopeless but a romantic you may well be.

Red Sox #1
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, "Dakota, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Yankees fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Dakota replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Dakota, why pray tell are you a Red Sox fan?" "Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan, so I'm a Red Sox fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what would

Pray For The Family Please
I found out lastnight that someone I knew lost their wife due to a shotting. The shooting took place saturday. She was a mother and a dear wife to a good friend of mine. She was a very loving person and she trusted everyone. Life is way to short. Live it while you can. Someonthing like this might happen one day.

Are You Kidding Me?
Some guy posted a picture of his no no area on my page. It's been deleted, but seriously? REALLY! I want to kick people, NOW! Fucking gross. Even if I were straight, I still wouldn't want some guy to do that. I don't want any girl to do that. That's not okay. Cause ew! I'm just in shock that someone would post so many rates and comments on my pictures and whatnot, to turn around and post a picture of his naughty bits. He must not have read anything. See, if you would just read things. Give me ideas on how announce the lesbianism more. Because I'm super annoyed and I'm tired of blocking every guy that talks to me. Because I do like guys as friends, and I want to have kick ass internet friends on here. I just don't want to see them naked. *muahs*

New Device
A woman and her new husband were about to go to the hospital, so the woman could deliver her first child. Before she was going to have the baby, the doctor said, "We have invented a new device that will transfer some of the labor pain to the father of the baby. Would you like to try it?" The husband and wife decided to give it a try. When the wife first went into labor, the doctor gave the husband 20% of the pain. He told the doctor that he felt fine, and was ready to take at least 50% of the pain. The labor continued and the husband offered to take 100% of the pain. The wife was so happy because she had such a wonderful and generous husband, and also a new beautiful baby girl. Unfortunately, she thought nothing could ruin her day, until she came home and found the Mailman lying dead on the front porch.

To All My Dear Friends .......
This is Amelia the reason why I have been so happy these past few weeks. She is amazing if you don't have her as a friend your are missing out. Here is a link if you would like to add her, rate her, and even fan her. She returns all the love she gets. Amelia ~BrownEyedPapi's Proud Fu-Wifey~@ fubar

Ahh Poor Baby!
I was minding my own buisness playing around on fubar when I get a shout from this guy. At first he seemed really nice until I told him he could not have my yahoo screen name, then I found out who he really was, WOW Jackle and hyde??? and I was even called a cunt! Why do men have to be this way? I can see he was very very childish indeed.

Questions
BY PETER JOHN VENTURA For every step I take For every move I make For every fall, For every struggle For every memory, wondering, looking back… Did I choose this road because it’s what I want Or did I choose this way because of what was planned Or did I choose this path because it’s all I’ve ever known Did I choose this on my own My Destiny What could it be? Awoken from a dream Nothing’s what it seems This time this place this moment This ever lasting torment Did I choose this road because it’s what I want Or did I choose this way because of what was planned Or did I choose this path because it’s all I’ve ever known Did I choose this on my own Full of questions inside my mind Searching for a place to find All the answers to the riddle of my life…. But the question’s not if it’s what I wanted Nor the question’s not if it’s what was planned Nor the question not if it’s all I’ve ever known The only question to be answered The only question that real

A Girl's Best Friend
Diamonds? You can take them back to the jewelry counter Cuz I don't want them. I want my dog back. My little puppy. My best friend. Some people might think its silly.. but I dont care. because Pepper has always been there for me. I remember when I was six years old or so After a big argument at the dinner table... and feeling like i was all alone in the world I would go cry in my room.. And I remember hearing the jingle down the hallway Almost like Santa's bells on Christmas Eve of little Pepper's name tags clanking as she came she would hop from the floor to my bed and lick my tears away. I would tell her everything secrets good and bad And somehow, someway I felt that she was listening And magically, afterwards I would feel o.k. Somehow that little doggy would make the pain go away So many memories like going to the cabin at the lake.. how she'd plant her paws at the front of the boat and let the wind blow at her face... how I was the little menace who threw

Losing All Hope
Things are crashing in around me as I write this...I'm on disability from work, at reduced pay...I just lost two gigs in the last few days worth $400 that I desperately needed...now I need to decide who/what's not going to paid: the mortgage, car, TV/internet, electric, cellphone....the biggest bummer? - the person whom I met on here several months ago, and talk with every day, and whom I fell in love with, still doesn't trust me enough to call me (just hearing her voice would really help right now). I'm beginning to lose hope in almost all aspects of my life, which seems to be going down the tubes at this point. That's all for today, I can't bear to write about it anymore...

I Don't Know If This Matters,
but I don't really care about the points system on here. I will gladly give points to any page I visit, but I'm not that into it. I justed wanted another way to express myself and meet other people. I appologize if I have upset anyone with this information, but that's just my own personal opinion. Stay cool.

A Dog Named Sex
A Dog Named Sex Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, “I would like to have one too!” Then I said, “But she is a dog!” He said he didn’t care what she looked like. I said, “You don’t understand. … I have had Sex since I was nine years old.” He replied, “You must have been quite a strong boy.” When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, “But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex.” He said he didn’t want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from t

10-23-07
See if you can find a new way to make life a little more interesting. You never know who could use your energy, so spread it around and you should find at least one taker. Help them get past their stress. #################################################################################### I am here to unstress you peeps have a good night:D Much love, B. E. P.

Trinity Of Love
a href="http://profiledesire.com/" target="_blank">PROFILEDESIRE.COM CREATE A PLACE FOR ME SO I MAY FIND MY DEEPEST SLUMBER WITHIN YOUR ARMS AND FEEL YOUR LIPS AGAINST MY CHEEK AS I REST FOR I AM SO WEARY CREATE A PLACE FOR ME..... TO FEEL THE BEAT OF YOUR HEART NEXT TO MINE AS THE SOFT BREEZE CARESSES OUR SKIN AND INHALE THE SWEETEST OF SCENTS OF SUMMER FLOWERS AS WE INHALE THE LOVE FRAGRANCE OF EACHOTHER CREATE A PLACE FOR ME..... WHERE OUR TEARS FALL WITH NO SHAME BUT MINGLE TO CREATE THE BLUEST OCEAN TO WASH AWAY OUR DOUBT CREATE A PLACE FOR ME..... WHERE EVEN THE ANGELS OPERATIC VOICES ARE NOT HEARD FOR I AM FILLED WITH THE EROTIC WORDS THAT FLOW FROM YOUR LIPS AND DRINK THEM FROM A GOLDEN CHALICE AND I AM PARCHED NO MORE CREATE A PLACE FOR ME..... TO BE WRAPPED IN YOUR ARMS AND KNOW THAT IS THE SHELTER NAMED HOME AND THE GARDENS ARE LUSH AND LADEN WITH OUR FRUIT A PLACE WHERE MISTRUST, JEALOUSY AND FEAR ARE NOT KNOWN FOR

The Big D...
So after 15 yrs of marriage its coming to an end...which leaves me with lots of thoughts and recent activites I ask myself am I better off just staying in an unhappy loveless marriage than to go through heartbreak after heartbreak with people who arent real with me at all.......

The Puppeteer
He pulls her close to taste her sweet lips against his. How he has longed for this moment since the first time they met. She tilts her head up and her mouth involuntarily opens to receive him. Their mouths join, tongues entwine. Their passions begin to release in waves. Not stopping for breath, he wraps his arms around her waist and holds tight as though finding a raging storm. She lifts her arms up to encircle his neck as they continue kissing for what may well be an eternity, though neither senses time passing. This is their moment. Loosening his arms, he places both hands on either side of her hips and lifts her until he is standing straight. To him, she is almost weightless. When they finally break their kiss, he nuzzles her along the cheek, ear, and neck inhaling her scent deeply. He will never forget this moment, her smell. It is rose petals and mints. Slowly he opens his mouth, bares his teeth, and begins to nibble her neck and shoulder. She quickly wraps her legs

Friends Or Lovers?
sometimes its the words u didn't say that are important........The feelings of aniticapation before that all important call.............the quality of friendship that matures into love......The unspoken feelings that are felt but never talked about ......Maybe its just what should have been but never happened.......... U ever wonder what could have developed but never did. Thats what true love is.... Sometimes you have to roll the dice and see what could have been and other times its better never spoken about......Its always about timing.........and opportunity.

Bombshellbomber
BombShellBombersFamily@ fubar These lovely ladies, a few choice men, are looking for fellow bombers. Want to be in a family, where you can call upon them at anytime to help you with contests....Come by, pay them a visit.

The Empress
You are The Empress Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation. The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful. The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her. What Tarot Card are You?Take the

October 24th, 2007
But mooooom, I want it. If your not going to beat your children, Then let me. I do not want to go the store for smokes and soda, Just to hear your little bastard spawn of the fuckin devil bitch and moan about some piece o' fucking candy his already fat ass does not need! I'm in pain, walking slowly, and I've got en earful of "MOM! PLEASE! THE CANDY!" Let me ask you something you snot nosed little fuck, How are you going to eat that candy..After I break all of your fucking teeth out of your mouth? And There will be no fairy bringing you money. Just the promise of it happening again if I ever have to see you again. But, its a good idea, right? If I have to break down why what you have just expressed to me is probably the worst idea I've ever heard of, DO NOT ASK: "but its a good idea though rigt?, i mean, in theory?" WTF is that even supposed to mean? IN theory its a good idea, but in oh, I dont fuckin know, REALITY, it's not only a huge waste of fuckin time and effort EXPL

The Silent Soldier
You don't know, but I'm the girl who cries every morning, and hopes every night for his safe return. I'm the girl who drags herself out of bed every morning so that he will be proud of her when he comes home. I'm the girl who lies in bed longing for him to be lying next to me. I'm the girl who sits quietly during class because all I can think about is that next moment when he will safely be in my arms again. You don't know, but I'm the girl with a million things to say, but not one will come out without the thought of him. I'm the girl who checks my cell phone every five seconds just to make sure I haven't missed his call. I'm the girl who stops and stares and wishes for him to return soon each and every time another man in uniform walks by. What you don't know is that I know love on an entirely different level from most. I know the love that spans time and space; that love that most people are constantly searching for. I'm one of the girls who waits months for a single kiss; a kis

A Poem I Wrote.....
What you think of me..... What you call a friend is a potential enemy to me...Is that air your breathing...well it's offensive to me..what makes you cry is humourous to me.... What you think of me---Let just say we think differently... Living the way you do is primitive to me...what you consider dangerous seems fun to me...you hide your true feelings and that's fake to me...you can't speak freely....sparing the feelings of others constantly...I'm the truth and share light truthfully....What you think of me---Let's just say we think differently...

Celebrity Lookalikes
So I was off work and bored today, and after carefully going through my friend/fan/&family lists, leaving a lil love here and there...I decided to try one of those celebrity lookalike websites. You know the ones Im talkin about, ya upload a pic of yourself and then they scan it to find celebrities that resemble your pic. Now Ive only come across a few that actually come close to resembling the non celebrity. But I thought what the hell..lets give it a whirl. I must have tried 6 or 7 different pics and all returned the same result.... Nothing!! Damnit..I dont look like anyone famous! WAHHH!! *cries* Wait...is this a good thing or bad? lol

How To Get A Morph From My Soon To Be Hubby
I have been told I am the best at making morphs. THese are a few of the ones I have done. If you would like one message me and we can talk about how you will get one. I have about every image you can imagine. If i dont have it link it to me if you dont know how I can explain it to you. The first Pic is the link to my page. ¢ÔRocket¢Ô Marie I love you so much baby. You are my world!!!!¢¾¢¾¢¾@ fubar These are some of the morphs I have made.

Alone
I am alone in a place where theres nothing to find I am alone inside my own fragile mind I am alone fighting so many fears I am alone with nothing but the sound of my own falling tears I am alone as I sit in the dark and cry I am alone no matter how hard I seem to try I am alone with a heart thats full of pain I am alone as I listen to the sound of the falling rain I am alone and Im tired of hurting so much I am alone while I long for one simple touch I am alone wishing my heart could once again be free I am alone wishing someone would come and save me I am alone as the time goes by I am alone and afraid that I will be until the day that I die! Storm 10-22-07

Hes Got It Licked
I look into your eyes those dark brown eyes i love so much I can stare at them for hours I touch your lips with my fingertips I love your lips full, sensual, exotic I bet they taste so good I would love to lick your bottom lip slid my tongue in and out of your mouth run my fingers through your hair pull your head back gently and kiss my way down your neck down your chest work my way kissing, licking, sucking till i reach your stomach your beautiful stomach gently kiss around your belly button then unbutton your jeans slowly unzip your pants glide them off id kiss your feet then your ankle working my way up your beautiful legs stopping at your inner thighs watching your back arch as i tease you by kissing your thighs and sending shivers up your back growing hungrier by the minute i just want to taste you hear you moan watch you quiver to watch you bite your lip to keep from screaming as i flick your clit with my tongue i start out slowly, teasingly then

What Was
What I need I don't know, so I move from place to place, never satisfied with what I have or who cares for me. Where I go I don't care, so I go anywhere, running from a longing so deep. I deny myself,and hold my honor. I keep stabbing deeper but there is nothing to feel it anymore. I hold my tongue gnashing it to ribbons. Watching what was earned through hard work sweat and tears given away freely. And so I run,but I cannot escape. The pain is old but somehow stays fresh, just enough to sting, just enough to force tears. Like an old wound,poisoned so as not to heal, I bleed again and again. But I hold my dignity, and carry my head high, for that is what you taught me. I won't stumble, I won't fall and I'll be damned if you see me crawl. I'm proud and strange and I guess I'll stay wild. Because no one else could tame this wolves' child. I'll run forever and never escape. For I left my heart for you to keep. Raksha Soulraven ©2007

Judgement
Do you ever wonder what people think when you meet them? Are they judging you before they know you or seeing the potential that could be? Do you wonder if they see the you on the outside or the you inside? Do you know that the confidence you expell is perceived as that, or as consistedness? Are we judged by our actions or on our achievements? Shouldn't we all hold to our opinions until we see the REAL value in people? I like to believe that I hold value in a person's worth rather than on the externals. Wouldn't we all love to be beautiful and perfect but what we all really want is to be loved for who we are.

Hi Ya
I am new to this and so far I'm enjoying the whole fubar thing. But tomorrow I go back to work! I work 3ed shift and also 12 hour shifts so I have very little time fer getting online during my work days and what little I do have I spend with my youngen so I wont be on here very much since this is my company's peak season and until Christmas we are allowed to get all the overtime we want really, so seeing as I am single and it wont affect how much I get to see my son since he'll be sleeping when I am working and at school when I'm sleeping I'll be putting in all the overtime I can get! I worked 6 days straight this past week and have had 2 days off now tomorrow I go fer another 5 straight! So you can imagine how often you'll be hearing from me! I do plan on keeping up this work schedule until after Christmas then we'll slack off and only work 3 days a week with no option of overtime so I'll be on more then but until then you'll just have to catch me as ya can! I hope yall have a great w

Loathing.
Bleh. I hate those days where you just look at yourself and think, "MY GAWD! What a horribly ugly person this is staring back at me." This is traumatizing to one such as myself who on a fairly regular basis... quite egotistical. Not in really I would say a bad way, I just for the most part love myself and the way I look, kinda a perfectionist in some aspects and I'm in a time in my life where I'm striving very hard to make myself into my ideal. Combat past illness and make up for lost time. Get back to where I should be physically and mentally. Sometimes it's fucking very disheartening to look into the mirror and see someone looking back at you who shouldn't be. They just shouldn't. I fucking shouldn't look like this, or be right here right now. But I suppose there really is no point in dwelling on all the bad things. le sigh. That will really get me no where. Just keep on truckin. hah. It all boils down to just "one of them days" I suppose. I need a hug. I need someone to tell me I'm

Okay
okay i'm done being hurt...i dropped a hammer on my toe and finally cried and no i didnt do it on purpose i was tring to put it on the ice box and i didnt work that way...but yeah i cried and then laughed because i couldnt figure out what i was cring for because yeah my toe hurt and at the time so did my heart...but why cry as long as he's happy and we can still be friends then all is good...i'd rather have him as just a friend then nothing at all...BUT MY TOE STILL HURTS FOR REAL!!!.....but yeah, the house is quite and i'm all alone, this is the worst time because i think way too much and never about anything that really matters. or does it and it just dont make any sense when i'm thinking about it..i think yeah i'm bored there is nothing on T.V and i've done the most i can on here.there are a few things around the house i need to do but i dont want to mainly because..i dont wanna, i'm sick of constently cleaning this damn house..its a never ending battle, but yeah since i'm mainly ra

Beep....beep....beep
Some of you will notice that you have been removed from my family list. I offer no apologies. I simply made room for those people who know what online friendship is about. If you still got the alert that I posted a new blog, then you're still on my friend's list, for now, anyway. But that's winding down too. I don't like clutter and having a bunch of people that don't respond to anything.......Not bulletins, not pictures, not blogs, not anything..... in my opinion is clutter. Hell I could be sending out a warning of a tornado coming through and some of you still won't read it. Beep......Beep.......Beep..........This is a Happy Country Girl Tornado Warning: I'm blowing the dust off of my list. Be a friend or blow away!.....Beep.......Beep........Beep. This message has been brought to you by the Country Broadcast system. And just so everything is clear, if you feel the urge to remove me from your list, by all means, blow me right on off. ~Hugs~ Mary

Hurt No More
I wish that I had come to realize before That you can not hurt me anymore You are nothing now but a mixed emotion memory Everything is over you are no longer a part of me The pain that you caused me was cruel and unfair, But you never did really care Was what we had even real? Now once again I can't even show how I feel. So much time has come and gone, And it always seems to be the same sad song. I am still here standing on my own two feet. You tried and tried but I would not be beat. Time like all things fades away. Until all the memories fade one day.

Wow What A Pu**y
this guy blocked me because he was a jealous little fucker because i am a bigger man than him and he was upset because his fantasy woman ended up being my reality! So what did he do.. he went to my girl and talked shit to her about me but wouldn't even give me the chance to talk to him .... he just blocked me ... and I have never even been to his page or ever meet him.. go let him know that he should grow the fuck up! a href="http://fubar.com/user.php?u=245996&friend=245996" target=_blank>keithtrue2u "Here to know/www.fubar.com/user/245996 well I would also like to say I thought this was a friend of mine but little to often do we realize these folks are not men but sure enough not even little boys, how childish are you to come to me and trash someone whom you have never met nor chose to get to know, thank you for not being the friend I thought you were, My ignornance....Jenna

Just For A Laugh
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Email your answers..... SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK T

The Love Of My Life!!
every time I breath, every time I move, every time I think, every time I sleep, your on my mind and in my heart, you are everything to me, and would give up everything for you, smoking, drinking, sex, tasty food, my life...I would give it all up for you....I will love you till the very end of time....I've waited for someone to make me feel the way you do for so long I had all but given up and to think I almost didn't message you.....I think of how things would be now if I hadn't and I cry...because I would never have known what true love is and now if I had to live without your love in my life I wouldn't want to live anymore.....breathing wouldn't feel right, food would be tasteless, drink wouldn't quench my thirst, and alcohol wouldn't dull the pain...it would all be pointless without your love.

Fucken Hackers.
If you came to my page and it didn't work, this is why. A few days ago, some anti-SecondBestPage jerky got into my computer and screwed all kinds of stuff up. My configuration files were all tweaked to hell and I had no clue what was going on because I don't know dick about computers. It was probably some zitty, drueling idiot trying to hint me to take my page down. Freaks: I know that I am horrible, but I'm still not going to take my page down because writing is something I enjoy. I don't make these articles to entertain people. Fuck no, I hate people. The last thing I'd want is for you to laugh and have a good time while reading my page. Screw that. I want you to be miserable and bored like me. To prove it, I'm going to ramble on about uninteresting, stupid, worthless blabber with terrible writing that I KNOW nobody would enjoy reading. That'll show you morons that I don't care what you think. Just go away and leave me and my poor page alone. Yeah so... the other day I was t

Another Stupid Rant That Has Nothing To Do With Anything.
I feel so depressed today. I don't know why. I feel like I just got dumped by a girl I loved after dating her for 25 million years. I was eating candy with my friend. He said, "Mine tastes like orange." I said, "Mine tastes like purple." That's how depressed and miserable I am. When I make a to-do list, I always add a few easy things or activities I've already done so that I can cross them off right away and feel like I've accomplished something. It really helps my self esteem. I'll make a list of stuff I have to do, then at the end stick easy things on it. Hell, that's like 40%! I'd call it a day. Wouldn't you? When I get a few things accomplished off my to-do list, I feel a lot better about myself. Not today. Today sucked. I was driving down the street and I got in a wreck with a Jetta. It was a nervous wreck, but that's close to the real thing. Then it occured to me that I want to be a Legoman. I met this girl today and we were totally into each other. I mentioned se

Friends Eternal
Friends Eternal You're a true friend, that I want you to know, Our love for each other has helped us to grow. We've been through some tough times, but we've made it through, The only one I ever trusted was you. You helped me through anger, you've chased away fears. You held me through sadness, and kissed away tears. You stayed by my side when the world turned away. You helped me see joy when the skies were all gray. You were the rainbow at the end of the storm. You help me be different when I shouldn't conform. You held my hand when you knew we would fall. Every heartache, you saw me through it all. I'm not sure I'm always the best friend to you, I know I'm not perfect, but this much is true. When life gets you down, And there's nowhere to turn, I'll help you through and I'll share your concern. I'll try my best to return every favor, When you're sure that you'll drown, then I'll be your lifesaver; Even i

A Story I've Started.
"Inadequate, beyond pathetic, disease ridden attempt at being a God... My Lord. They will follow you no longer. Your worshippers refusal of you is a direct reflection of how you treated them. They now stand with someone willing to stand with them, not above them. Your people and I abandon your horrific, idiotic ideals. " These words where spat out, through deep guttural growls, dragon eyes blazing with a torrid anger never before seen. Blackened words of sheer unadulterated loathing withered and decayed anything standing within its path. This daughter of an ostracized God had seen enough death and destruction to fill five human lifetimes. Handed out by the very being they were forced to worship. No more. Taking her people, dragons, and army they fled the planet that had been their home for countless generations. Quay was all but a distant memory to them now, the price you pay for blasphemy, that, or tormented death.They had barely lived through both and had seen enough. His

Looking Forward
Its wednesday morning, and I cant wait for Friday morning to get here. Im leaving this weekend to see my Buckeyes take on Penn State in Happy Valley aka State College Pa saturday night at 8pm. Im so pumped up for the road trip, I take a year ly road trip to a big ten away game for ohio state and I always have a blast. Then next Saturday Im going to the Ohio State game in the Horseshoe to see them take on Wisconsin, Im so pumped up!!

Html Basics 1
HTML Coding Basics 1 What is HTML Code or Files? HTML stands for Hyper Text Markup Language An HTML file is a text file containing small markup tags The markup tags tell the Web browser how to display the page An HTML file must have an htm or html file extension (If your using Blogs, Bulletins, etc. They will already have them so don’t worry about this unless your Designing a web page of your own) An HTML file can be created using a simple text editor (Your Templet you will be creating in your Blogs) HTML Tags: HTML tags are used to mark-up HTML elements HTML tags are surrounded by the two characters < and > The surrounding characters are called angle brackets HTML tags normally come in pairs like and The first tag in a pair is the start tag, the second tag is the end tag The text between the start and end tags is the element content HTML tags are not case sensitive, means the same as Ok to get started in this tutorial I will go over simple tags that

Wink Wink
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall. It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking

Sleep Eternal
I want to lay by your side Hold you in my arms Caress you face Tell you how you make me feel Give you tender kisses Run my hands up and down your thighs Kiss your neck Pull you towards me Suround myself in you Breath in your scent Taste you on my lips Feel you deep within my SOUL You can be that drug That I can't put down Fill me with your LOVE Bring the light back To my restless spirit I want to lay by your side Let the life drain from me You are what I want to see Before it's time to say good bye SLEEP ETERNAL

Been A While...
i havent really been hearin a lot about haters and shit but, WTF is it... downwdrater week? shit...where do they come from and how do i get rid of them.. they are like a bugger stuck to your finger you just cant shake...shit, sshit , shit!! go AWAY...far AWAy OK I FEEL BETER..PEACE Y'ALL

What Color Werewolf Are You
What Color Werewolf Are You??created with QuizFarm.com You scored as SilverYou are a Silver Were. Silver Weres are the spice in the Garou, the strange and unexpected, often rare creatures. The irony of being Silver, even if the metal doesn't harm Weres like it was beleived, brings joy to the Silver Ones to no end. They are fascinated by the paranormal happenings around them, including themselves! Silver 90%Red 74%Black 71%Brown 69%Gold 62%White 45%Grey 43%

Not Going Anywhere
Well I know the title sounds a little messed up up, but the last 2 years have just not been that awesome. Dont get me wrong I am still here in the USA (thanks to our soldiers!!!! Thank GOD for everyone of you) But I have just had a bit of bad luck. The woman I loved broke my heart and we got divorced (sucked) My neck started hurtin and found out I have 2 bulgin and 1 herneiated disc (have no clue how to spell that..) I broke both of my legs and not at the same time... the first one was the tragic one, broken in 5 pieces and compound (yep that stickin out of my friggin leg) and the sad part, a pallet of budweiser did it!!!! No SH*T I was workin for xtra cash at christmas and me and that pallet went off the tommy lift.... I thought I was big enough to stop it from going off (it was a pallet of Budweiser... I mentioned that right!!!) Um, I was wrong... I keep sayin if it was Bud Light it would have only broke in 3 peices..... I Wrecked my damn truck... Its not bad, and I built

Lovin On The Run
WE are all so desprate for love So willing to give it for free Just for one touch Where should we be? We stand in a crowded room Feeling so alone Drinkin our fears away But only for a day Touch me, touch me now I want to know how How it feels How it feels To be loved Lets not play this way I hate guessing games Sorry hun, I don't remember your name What was it again?? See they all come and go But i don't think they know How it feels How it feels To be loved Sorry babe I got to run But just befor I go I need to know Do you know how How it feels To be loved SOrry i can't show you Ya see I'm out to have fun I get my love My lovin on the run But if you'd like Oh Darlin I can take you Take you to my room Baby I will show you Yea, show you how it feels How it feels to loved Yea, Loved on the run.. Now Baby don't you cry It was all in good fun I told you I get my Lovin My lovin on the run See they come and go And now

Basic Html 2
HTML Basics 2 (Centering Text, Headings, and more Text formatting ) HTML tags defines a lot of elements for formatting output, like bold or italic text. HTML tags also defines where you would like to align text also. This portion of the tutorial I will be covering how to make headings, centering your text and a few more text formatting tags. These are all pretty simple also. I will be doing the same thing here. I will show a chart of all the tags (start and end tags) and show an example of how it will display. This time though I will show you a few examples. Do you remember from the last tutorial when I asked you to create a blog for Templates well open that up again and lets get started. Now this chart will have all the tags to get you started for Headings, aligning text and a few more text formatting tags as in the first blog I Posted (HTML Basics 1). Start TagEnd TagDescription - - These are Header TagThis is the Subscript TagThis is the superscript tagThis tag

Do I Look Like I'm Bisexual?
OK...I'm not hatin on women at all but why am I always being asked do I like women or have I ever been with a woman? Do I look like I like women in a sexual manner? I know it's common practice today for women to be with women but I'm sorry I can not imagine myself being with another woman. I love myself and I love touching myself and even tasting myself but I couldn't do it to another woman. Now I know most men have the fantasy or want and need of having to be with more than one woman and they make it a part of their relationships...sorry once again, that is not me. If I can not satisfy that man enough by myself than I shouldn't be with him at all. It amazes me how when men ask me if I've ever been with a female and I come back with a response of "Have you ever been with a man?" they look at me and say I'm nasty...but whats the dam difference? LOL...the hypocrits have come to light...if you don't want me asking you if you ever been with a man than don't ask me if I've been with a femal

The Contest Is Very Close To Ending~
To those that helped me.... I thank you very much! The person ahead of me is only about 600 comments away. I am going to try to comment some more just cause my Daddy didn't make a quitter! So, if I don't answer quick or stop by... this is why... I haven't been visiting as many of your pages lately~ Anyhow thanks again.... sweet and sassy aka Jen... I just like this song~ Have a great day all...

Jerk
ya know some of you guys must think us girls are pretty damn stupid. that you can just fuck us over use us and lie to us and we not ever find out. ha bull fucking shit. don't ever under estimate the power or wisdom of a woman. we can kick your sorry ass better than an guy ever can. so don`t plan on using,lying,cheating, or abusing a girl unless you plan on wanting that in return. what goes around comes around. and when it comes back to you its going to be 10 x`s as bad. so the next time you have a girlfriend and want to fuck around on her, make sure i`m not the gf your fucking around on. because things have ways of getting back to someone even if you think you have covered your ass. and a guy like that (you) never gets a second chance nor does he deserve a second chance with what he had. hope it was fucking worth it asshole.

To U
well its been a trip hasn't it lol as u would say...i keep stealing all the coined phrases...when am i no longer green :( ...anyways here goes i have a thought the smirk ya know ya know when the heart aches you feel the tingles touch your head thats it thats it thats it babys feel the warmth within your soul its longing to be one then you sigh look away and capture the moment ok sorry that just came out of no where lol....

10/24/07
You've been guided by a steady hand that can narrow your day, yet it's helpful to recognize the new assistance when it arrives. It is possible that help will not come in the form of words, but through direct action. Remember, anything that creates additional stability in your life now is beneficial for you -- not only in the "here and now", but also in days to come. I could definitely use stability right about now!

Love Sought Misery
Love sought misery here is our stage. Strength alone can not take it all away Fear fought tears flowing from her pain And she'd be laying flowers for me today Night begets day and it's all the same A soldier of love I dug my grave Wounds cut deep the present that she gave Death tastes sweeter than love cast away Tempt not a desperate man in rage Hollow casket filled forever be my cage An empty body turned over to an empty page Fortune's fool I am today

The Shower
I was in the shower and all i could think of was you in there with me, your breasts all lathered up nipples erect and so hard....my hand going lower down your firm belly, you moan softly as my hand caresses it and then slides down lower to your groin, i see your eyes close, your breathing hard and erratic, my lips brush against yours, your tongue slides into my mouth as we kiss deep and passionately, my middle finger slides in you getting you wet down there, yes, surely since the shower is hitting us both, that we are soaked but your honey seeps over my finger and hand, you pulled against me and held me close, hearing me breathe made you content and happy, my hands grasped your ass and traced the cheeks as you squirmed and moaned again. my hard cock slid into you thrustinginside and throbbing, you moaned loudly your hands trying to get ahold of my back but kept sliding off we slid down the wall lettin the water hit usd as i thrust deeper and faster in you, cumming inside you, we bo

Dirty Poem
One night of pleasure, Nine months of pain Three days in the hospital A little baby came.. It’s quite natural for a guy to put a girl up against the wall Pull down her reputation stick in the education to increase the population of the younger generation. One night of pleasure, Nine months of pain, Three days in the hospital, Little Johnny came. His father was a bastared , His mother was a whore, Little Johnny wouldn’t be here if the rubber hadn’t tore!!!

Sharing Dreams With You
Sharing Dreams With You by BlueWolf © I picture you in my mind Desire I know is there Nestling in your arms In the dreamy love affair I imagine you next to me Softly kissing my skin Touched by your hand As pleasures flow within I lay here upon my pillow You whisper sensually My whole body tingles Feeling you close to me I have fed off your hunger So I intend to continue Absorbing the pleasure ....Sharing dreams with you ....

Being Naughty
Maryanne took out the pins holding her sun streaked brunette hair. Every night she sat in front of her computer decoding the harmful viruses created by hackers so that the security of the software companies that she worked for would not be breached. She found it easier to relate to her computer than it was to relate to people, but a few years ago when she had just begun freelancing her talent, she wasn’t able to pay the bills. That’s when it had all started, that’s when she began working for the local escort service. It wasn’t much really; making a few bucks, showing lonely guys a good time. But if the price was right, and it usually was once a gentleman had taken a look at her long legs and tiny waist, more could always be negotiated. After her freelancing business took off she found that the extra cash wasn’t the only thing that kept her in the escort service business, it was the thrill, the excitement of being able to live out her fantasies without judgment. Slipping on her favorit

Drop And Give Me 20!
I am so excited. Now closing in on seven days until move in. If some of you remember I wrote a blog awhile back about having not had a true home in years. Last night while I was at my new house doing some work on it I realized that for the first time I am moving into a place not as a roomate with the intention of leaving in six months. But that I am going to stay here and it is all mine. Interesting feeling. But I guess I should be careful or next thing you know I will be buying a house LOL. Anyway off to help my roomate pack up her apartment LOL (She is a World of Warcraft junkie so unless I go and stand behind her with a whip she will never get it done.) Cheers all.

Check This Out
Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Contest Or Cheating
I was just in a picture contest or comment contest or whatever you call it and it's over short because of controversy over cheating. Ok get this, I am new, been here maybe a month. I created the account after my surgery and still today having to find help with things to change my profile and understand fubar. I take medications so I don't comprehend fast like normal people. I was at another contest for a good friend of mine and people on her photo were doing the bomb BOMB Bomb program. I thought this was ok. Come to find out it is not ok in all contests and that these programs are considered cheating. In no way form or fashion did I understand that this is cheating, nor did I witness in other contests this as cheating because those contests ended with a "Who get's here first" mentality. So I thought it was all ok. I asked a few of my friends to help out because I was behind big time, and today it's over. So it is considered cheating and not right. Now that I know that it is cheating an

My Chart
Hi there, here is the interpretation of the astrological chart that you asked for. Also attached is a .GIF graphic file which depicts your chart wheel. Thank you for visiting the Astrolabe WEB site at http://alabe.com This report has been created especially for you. It represents your Unique picture at the time you were born and at the place you were born. If you are unsure of the exact time of day of your birth (or the date or the place), the reading will probably not seem as accurate as it could be in certain places, but other parts will seem to be very appropriate. You will notice at certain places in the reading that contradictory information seems to be given. This is to be expected, because the personality of most people is extremely complex. For example, at times we are quite shy and at other times we are very aggressive, and so forth. You will also notice that, at certain points in the reading, certain patterns may be repeated over and over, especially in a longer more detailed

My Photographer
Most, if not all of my pix were either taken with a remote or by a timer. Unfortunately there is noone behind the camera. Maybe, Suzail being herself. Its the Gemini speed in me, but it does limit what I can do within the pix =-) A quick answer to a question often asked. Thanks. I do hope you all enjoy them. I do take requests if I'm able to shoot them. ~S

Do Not Call List
As of the 21st of October 2007 all cell phone numbers have been released to telemaketing companies and you could start to recieve telemarketing calls from your cell phone and as you know these calls will go against your minutes and could end up costing you money. To prevent this call the following # from your cell phone and this will put you on the do not call list for 5 years. You must call from the phone that you wish to block. It takes just a minute and it could save you alot of headaches. ....888-382-1222.... or go to www.donotcall.gov PASS THE WORD

Leg Update....again
I went to my scheduled appointment yesterday (Tuesday), with the new doctor. He was super nice and actually seemed as if he cared. And here's a BIG shocker for ya, I was even nice to him. Miracles do happen. LOL However, he has now joined the circle of ring around the rosies. He is just as bumfuzzled as everyone else has been. He brought out the possibility that maybe there is an abscess under the scarred area where all the infection has built up. Then he also mentioned that the infection has possibly moved into the bone. So, he ordered a MRI for this morning at 6:30am. I went and had that done and so now, here I am once again playing the waiting game while the damned pain won't ease up. So many possibilities, so few answers. I will post again as soon as I get results from the MRI. Thanks again for all of you that have been asking. ~Hugs~ Mary

Peoples Feelings!
Some people on here use this site to boost thier own egos. The way they pretend to care for others. They want you to love and miss them when they are not around but it is a tool they use to try to get people to care about them more then they should. I love and care for all my friends but I am not going to fall in love with anyone on this site. The love I have to share with people in my personal life is special to me and I will not give it out to just anyone.I enjoy flirting and chatting as well as the next person but I am not going to lie and tell someone I feel something for them I do not. I am not stupid nor ignorant enough to believe anyones statements of undying love or careing when u have never met me other then on here. I am not one to be manipulated buy people who seem to think I have no self respect. Do not believe for one second just because you flirt with me and tell me you care that I will believe it at all. I am well aware that I am not the only one you chat so it is safe t

Ghostly Encounter (erotic Story)
It was 3:00 a.m. The wind was howling and the shutters were banging on the windows. Jenny found herself tossing and turning all through the night. Just as she would start to drift off to sleep there would be a loud bang and she would be wide awake again. Though she would never admit it to anyone, she was a little scared at all the commotion going on outside. The leaves blowing, shutters banging, and dogs barking. It being Halloween and the marathon of slasher movies did not help matters either. Finally, out of sheer exhaustion, she falls asleep. Several minutes later, she was awakened by the feeling of the sheets being pulled away from her naked body. She was in that state between sleep and awake, so things were very fuzzy in her head. She saw no one, yet the sheets lay just over her feet in a even lump exactly as if someone had indeed pulled them down. She started to sit up and pull the sheets back up, looking around and listening for someone in the house. The wind had d

What A Day!?
Ok so here's some more of my 'dork files' ...... Yesterday must have been 'let's get Jade' day....... I got shocked by my van battery ( nice lil run of electricity up my arm and to my chest! ) OUCH! I burnt my thigh from dropping a damn cigarette ( that shoulda been a sign to quit lol ) The cigarette dropped on one of my dogs, she's fine - no damage at all - but I had to smell burnt hair from it for awhile. lol. ( yes, I feel like SHIT over that one ) My van wouldn't start, took me 20 - 30 minutes messing with the damn battery to finally get it to do it! ( hence me getting shocked ) Went over to the ex's parents house to dye his mother's hair for her..... ate dinner there, was good BUT, she had put a seasoning on the tomatoes that were in the salad, which ended up giving me a gall bladder attack ( oh the freakin pain! ) One of my dogs jumped up on my arm and about took it off w/ his nail. ( ouchie ) Me and the ex argued ( that's always a nice thing < says sarc

Boyfriends
why is that some people of are less atractive and dont really have any self esteem can get a boyfriend yet like me im kinda pretty and i think im funny and outgoing no seriously this chick who is like thousand times uglier then me and uh "fatter" then me she got a bf before i did makes me wanna cry :( am i just that lame?

Let's Have A Old Fashion Salute Photo Contest.
Welcome To My Salute Photo Contest. So it pretty simple really. Contact me with your photo by fubar mail or let me know which one to rip from photo files. Contest will run from Oct 28th to midnight Nov 10th (That's 2 weeks) Prizes are as followed. 1st 30 day blast or 2 VIP's. 2nd is which ever the winner didn't pick 3rd is a 7 day blast 4th is a 3 day blast... Prize Eggs For Follow are.....Wait If you know where the Prize Eggs are coming then they aren't Prize eggs anymore now are they. So Far Prize eggs for this Contest have Been. LaKesha for reaching 1000 comment votes 1st FU WIFEY OF BIG WILLIE~MŹ βÁβ§¤Ä.k.Ä¤MŹ ¥ÜMM¥ FoBeing A Last Vote During My Monday Lunch Hour LadyofNY For Being A Last Vote During My Monday Lunch Hour (Last Lunch Blast of The Week) frostybuds For Being the 1000th comment/voter on ladyofny photo. THE LATIN MAN For Being the 1000th comment/voter on Nocturnal Mistress photo. *AKAMRS. T 10,000 fu bucks for being the l

Brown Eyes :)
People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you dont repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy you've never seen before within the next 2 days. ___________________________________________________________ Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really BEAUTIFUL. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love only that one girl/guy. Are straight up WARRIORS((aka SPARTANS)) when necessary. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. ____________

Deeper...harder...
Love me, my sweet baby Yes touch me there, oh yes This feels so good, never let me go Deeper, faster, harder, forever Is this for real? Hold me and never let me go I want to touch your inner self Even with the candlelight so low You look magnificent and perfect You melt together with me Trying to keep somewhat sane I feel you move inside Intoxicating like cocaine I hear your moans tangled with lust Moving along on every hard loving thrust I’m holding on for my own good I love you so much, never knew you too, would My screams of passion vibrate the hot air You are even too far away to be aware Finally I feel something snap And we both cum again and again Hold me in your strong arms Let me feel safe as always with you Kiss me and love me forever Because I love you, And you won’t get rid of me. Ever…

Three Dreams
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

That Scans...
Downloaded Symantec anti-virus as part of a university/work-related software package and am using it to check my computer- only some Windows-related viruses found so far, but will take maybe 8 hours to check the rest of my external drive (and probably the same for my internal, but may do that later tonight). Anyhow, sooner begun, sooner done. In other news, a yearly project has come 'round again and someone at the department I work at has money to fund it (and wants to pay to do it - and is willing to have me work on it) and so I will have work at Cornell after all for a few weeks in the next two months, starting in a few weeks and ending in December. After that, it depends on what other projects come in - they haven't been, yet.

597
Well my uncle came over to pick up my cousin. He gave us some interesting news. On one hand, I'm stoked to have another cousin. On second hand...I'm not so stoked..and I'm sort of sad about it..Everytime they have another kid, it reminds me soooo much of my dad. Does this make me a bad person? *sighs*

Gramps
Lloyd G. Butler 9/24/34-7/23/06 Many of you remember Lloyd as a Corning employee, Lawrence township supervisor, or even that guy that drove the “Ole Blue Truck”. Being Lloyd’s oldest grandchild, I spent many years creating and collecting memories. I have always kept him on a pedestal, as he appeared almost invincible. He was the strongest willed person I have ever met, a person that could teach you anything, and someone we will never forget. They say everyone chooses someone to idolize as a child, and he would be mine…my hero…my gramps. For the first couple years I was known as “the kid”. Hey Patsy, where’s the kid? She would respond, “Probably home with her mother” Well let’s go get her! I don’t recall many childhood memories without my grandparents. As we got older we would beg for him to take us fishing, which he took us occasionally. If we didn’t catch anything on those famous Chinese fishing poles, he would take us out for waffle fries. Usually he woul

This Guy Cant Be Trusted
he makes women feel special and tells them lies so they will do things for him. i trusted him. he gave me his password and i leveled him up 4 times and got his fubucks high. just so he could spend them on this woman passy.......and now her blocked me or had he block me.. he just messes with u till he gets what he wants...

Nice Guys
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait." To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state line) to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes. To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy

Things I Learned From Living In New Orleans
THANGS I LARNED WILE LIVIN IN LUSIANA 1. Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air 2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in LOUISIANA. 3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in LOUISIANA plus a couple no one's seen before. 4. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites. 5. Onced and twiced are words. 6. It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy. 7. Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic 8. People actually grow and eat okra. 9. Fixinto is one word 10. There is no such thing as "lunch". There is only dinner and then there is supper. 11. Ice tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar! 12. Backards and forwards means "I know everything about you." 13. Jeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?" 14. You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you' re

Updates On My Cleaning Of List Here
I will be cleaning up my friends list.. to start off with I am removing all friends.. I will be going to my fans list and readding friends from there. If you are my fan you will be getting a friend request and at that time i will make sure i have you fanned and rated has well. I know this may piss a few of you off but hey this is my page do what you gotta do.. to those of you that stay thanks and lots of love. keep in mind i have 15,000+ fans it may be a few days before you see my request in your box again but you will get it if your on my fan list Update for today.. Wednesday~~~~~ Im out of Friend requests for the day. I will pick back up where i left off tomorrow. going to do some cleaning in my stash now. thanks for being understanding of my cleaning today. kisses

*q'ing The Lazzarus?*
While at Burger King this morning with some co-workers an interesting topic came up. But before I go there I just want to rant about how much I hate sausage. I have never liked the stuff for some reason and they added it to my sammich anyway and I wanted to take it off but all the chese was melted to it and I didn't wanna lose the chese. Well I'm eating and I got choked on a tiny piece of sausage. I seriously almost died today. Fucking sausage. It must be removed from consumers reach. Now if all you perverted freaks will pick up your minds from the gutter I'll continue with my original story. My hilarious friend James was talking about how uncomfortable balls are. I hear this complaint about balls regularly. And I'm glad to say that I have never nor will ever have to deal with owning my own set of balls. But the conversation then changed to how if he were a woman I'd have to put him down for the good of the sex. Because as soon as he got his first menstral cycle he'd hang hims

One Of Those Days!!!!!
Don't you hate it when your day turns out like crap. Then things really look up that evening. Something you needed to get done comes together for you. Then on your way home from one of the great things, BAMMM, you hit a fucking deer. Smashes your windshield, rips off your side mirror, dents your finder in the front and puts a huge dent in your rear panel too. Its been one of those days today.

Hey There....
How has everyone been? Sorry I've been a bit incognito the past few days. Things are moving rather quickly around our house. My son, Kirk, that lives in Australia, contacted me a few days ago, to let me know he would be coming back home for a visit. We are SOOOOOOOO excited!!! We haven't seen him in over 2 yrs. So...we've been keepin in touch with him, and getting everything in order, and get him USA bound. Right now, he is waiting on Visa papers to return, which we are hoping should be no later than next Fri...a week from this coming Friday, that is. So... depending on that, and how soon he can get a flight, he could be here possibly as early as the following Monday. Regardless of exactly when, it's not going to be long now, and the anticipation is beginning to mount. lol I've spent the past few days also getting the computer/bedroom cleaned up, and ready for him. He will be staying about 4 months, and then will return to Australia to be with his girls. Unfortunatel

6 Minutes
There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This has been sent To you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization.. It has been sent around the world ten times so Far. Do not keep this message. This must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired. ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it. FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye. SIX.. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have

How To Eat
Hey, I have a lot of respect for all you guys who like to eat pussy because there are too few of you out there. And I'm not the only woman who says this. Furthermore, some of you guys who are giving it the old college try are not doing too well, so maybe this little lesson will help you out. When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made. Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. Now stop an

Scorpio Facts
Scorpio The Scorpio represents one of the strongest, most intelligent signs of the zodiac. He or she has a deep well of strength that, if tapped into, can produce a powerful ally, or a vindictive enemy. A huge abundance of energy usually makes this person a powerful achiever and go-getter; the Scorpio is not lazy. Though their worst fault is jealousy, in all arenas, they also have the power within to turn this around and DO something about it. Above all, the Scorpio represents the Phoenix, that ancient symbol of death and resurrection from the ashes of youth, that fire that never dies but merely rises above and continues to change into something else. An argument is not merely an argument to a Scorpio, nor is it a chance to butt heads, but rather an experience of expressing and listening so that both participants can "rise above" and come out in a better position than when they began. This energy of the Scorpio is also frequently seen in sports, and needs to be properly channeled in

My Dream
Each day to pass, I see your smile, to warm my heart, all the while. For many others, see your beauty and grace, yet I see the tender soft, angelic face. Each time I look, and our eyes do meet, I see your heart, so soft and sweet. I feel your pain, of promises made, to be left alone, in the cold night's shade. I know only, if I may say to dare, that truth of your beauty, is beyond compare. Which comes not from the flesh, as others may see, but from within, your angelic beauty. For quite some time, I have been drawn to you, yet frightened to speak, my heart's secret truth. I would hold you close, if you would let me near, I would make you safe, from all doubt and fear, I would dry your tears, if you should but weep, I would pray my heart, you would truly keep. First and foremost, I would be your friend, I am of true heart, 'til my dying end. Yet 'tis only a dream, which I do share, for there is my angel, for which I care. As our lips meet, to but silently pray, I

Here's A Little Bit Of A New Short Story
I'm working on called 'One Night'. 'It was her ro-workers birthday---she was going to the party; she thought it unusual for a party to start at midnight. Just her and the girls from work having a sleepover. What she didn't realize was what was in store for her. ' Thats all i havr right now ill finish it and put the whole story up in the next few days (as soon as i figure out what will happen). tired, still a bit sick, goodnight all

I Got Your White Trash Here
Let me make one thing clear to all you guys on here that talk to my wife. My wife does not hide anything from me, I am fully aware of the conversations you have with her. There is one guy in particular that makes me laugh, his name on here is B.M.F. This guy has the balls to ask my wife to make him a nude salute, taking advantage of her niceness. My wife is not afraid to show her body, but she don't flaunt it to every one and for every one to see. If you are privilaged enough to see my wife on cam or in pics , count your blessings. To get to the point, this guy asks my wife to make him a nude salute. When my wife doesn't do what he asks, he writes her a shitty comment bad mouthing her. I messaged this fool to tell him to leave my wife alone and to stop messaging her and he spouts off some stupid ramblings of a fool at me. He tells me that I'm white trash and commences to try to be hard online. Boy this is the fucking internet. You talk about white trash, you're the one who gets his jol

Shoulder Surgery
I had my surgery today and so far so good. For those who don't know I tore my rotator cuff back in July. Today I had an arthroscopic procedure to sew up the tear, insert an anchor, and reattach the bicep. Doc said the tear in the labrum was not as bad as the MRI showed, but the tear in the cuff was worse than expected. So now I'm resting somewhat comfortably with percocet and this nifty cold water circulating device wrapped around my shoulder. Thank you Nancy for being my helper today so my wife could tend to the kids and make the day as normal as possible for them (and her). Days like this remind me of what a wonderful family I have. They are doing everything they can to make me comfortable. A long rehab is ahead of me but with the family and friends I am fortunate to have, it will be a breeze.

Bored!
WHY DO PEOPLE FALL FOR YOU? :::: And your result is.... :::: YOU ARE THAT WiFEY MATERiAL :::: YOU ARE EVERYTHiNG THAT SOMEONE COULD ASK FOR. YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE THEM HAPPY, WHEN TO BE SERiOUS & WHEN TO BE FUNNY. YOU PUT THEM FiRST & ALWAYS MAKE AN EFFORT TO BE WiTH THEM. YOU ARE FAiTHFUL, AND ARE A LOVER. YOU ARE THAT TRUE WiFEY MATERiAL, AND ANYONE WHO iS LUCKY ENOUGH TO GET YOU, BETTER KEEP YOU!

Terrible Trust
Why is it that no matter who it is we trust...Family, friends, our lover....That it seems inevitable that we get hurt, torn, abused, neglected, ignored....It pains me so to even begin to care for someone....Never in my life has it been easy to give someone my heart....Sadly no matter how hard I try to fight caring I give in eventually!!...Slipping into the routine that has been lain by so many before....Me here loving and caring and them there so cold and callous...Well this has got to stop....I beg those who are close to me to forgive the distance I have been putting between us...I am just sick of being the one who seems to get sucked in and pulled down and I don't want that anymore....If you have hurt me then you know more than anyone else I will tell you that I'm hurting...If not then please do not worry....Just give me time to sort out the crazy thoughts and feelings inside....

Just Ugh
Do i really come off so fragile that people feel the need to keep the truth from me? Like i can't handle it?? Especially GOOD stuff in their lives???? Please all of you just remember this...i prefer the truth to nice lies

The Greatest Page In The Universe
Most people either love this guy or hate his guts. He's a pretty good satirical writer though...and he knows it. I almost fell out of my chair reading some of his articles. :P Website: http://maddox.xmission.com/

Please Rate
CUTE-O-METER (Come on God help me out with this lol) Post this and watch the answers you get sent back to you in your messages!!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat and you will have relationship problems for 5 years. So post it now. -2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Breath Taking 11= Me you bed noww 12= Come Fuck the shit out of me ...Which one do you think I am? Tell me in a message. Then, repost this as: "Cute-O-Meter

Warning, There Is Subtle Humor And Sarcasm Here
Okay, so a week ago y Sunday, I met a person on here that is...believe it or not...a model and she is attracted to me...uh huh! You got it. Not only that, within like 20 minutes she told me how wonderful I am, how she has just decided to retire from modeling, at 23 years old, and wants to have a husband. She is a Christian and wants a Christian husband who is a man of God. And I am just exactly what she wants. Within 45 minutes she professes undying love for me, when a call comes in from her agent. It's obvious to me by then after practically a lifetime (45 minutes) together, this is THE One. After all her picture happened to be the very same picture one of my friends has on her profile on Tagworld. The resemblance was utterly stiking, you would never have been able to tell them apart. Must have been twins born to different parents. And you know what, her agent called, she just has one more job that will pay her $60,000 when she gets back and she's going to share it all with me as w

Miracle In A Bottle :)
DermaTox Promotes cell renewal. Good for burns, oily skin, acne, abrasions, removes skin tags and most warts. Great skin calmer if you get an allergic reaction. Women have said it helps with yeast infections. This product is amazing! My friends work for the company so I get free product :) I have extremely oily skin and a couple sprays of this (gotta rub it in a little) and it's controlled for the rest of the day. That in itself is a miracle. I was paying $60 a pop everytime I bought ProActiv to do the same thing! Not anymore. I wouldn't be telling you about this if it didn't work. Distributed by: Healthy Habits P.O. Box 12069 Scottsdale, Az. 85267-2069 Orders: 1-800-604-6766 Email: www.HealthyHabitsWeb.com REL

Just Let Go...
Have you ever met someone who was almost perfect? Someone who has good looks, a great personality, and does their partner in a relationship right? Now, think about this... has that person ever been done like shit by their partner and it has made you so mad that you wanna bitch slap that person? I know someone like that... it sucks to see such a good person go through shit like that, doesn't it? I think this person knows who they are. I won't mention any names though. After talking to this person, I have learned something... if you JUST LET GO and live life to the fullest not worrying about when love will come and what is going to happen in the future, just live it day by day and whatever happens... happens, then it will come soon enough. Not just love, but happiness, or anything else you eventually want in life. So I want to say to that person... {and you know who you are} thank you for opening my eyes to that. I needed that kind of relisation in my life. The past is the past, the futu

Quiz
In romantic relationships, you tend to be: Volatile - you're usually involved in love / hate sorts of things A total seducer Independent. Practically not there. Difficult to understand. It's hard for you to relate. A little controlling. Okay, a lot controlling. Apathetic. You really don't care. What makes you a little bit of a monster? You take what you can get from people You enjoy scaring people You sometimes don't feel like other people are real You don't have a lot of control over your mood You are a trickster Well, you definitely don't feel human What's the best part of Halloween? Sugar coma from too much candy So many people being out at night Being able to be someone (or something) completely different Playing tricks on people The spooky atmosphere All of the wacky costumes If your worst enemy did something unspeakable to you, you would: Act like everything is fine, but eventually get your revenge when you feel like it Destroy them a

At The Cashpoint
Yesterday I went shopping in the supermarket. I bought some food for dinner, I made Spaghetti Bolognese. - yummy :) - At the cash point I was just paying as the customer who has been in the que before me, has been packing her shoppings. I started to pack mine and realized somethings missing, my meat. Some grounded meat for me, and some goulash for my cats. As I noticed she took my things, I ran after her and yelled at her, "would you please wait", she did. I told her that she took the meat I bought. She was like, "Oh have I really did this?". So she searched her bag, and yes my meat was in her bag. She said, "Oh my, I'm sorry" and broke out in laughter. As I returned to the cash point, everyone was laughing.

Tell Me About Your Self
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELFTELL ME ABOUT YOURSELFNameELIZABETHBith Date9/24/72BirthplaceCHICAGOLocationSALEM INDIANAEye ColorGREENHair ColorBLONDE AT THE MOMENTHeight5'3Marital StatusMARRIEDHave TattoosYES 2

Dammit Give The Kids Back Their Holiday!
Well one community in Florida has a new spin on trick or treating. The spin is this. If you wear a Halloween mask, you are most likely going to be arrested! Good Morning and isn’t that a grand hello and how do you do… Gosh Howdy Do looks better! Anyway. What in the world? So my take on this story, oh hell here is the story first: Under arrest for wearing a Halloween mask? Cocoa, Fla. - It may be a little harder to trick or treat this year for members of one Florida community. The City of Cocoa, Florida says they do not want to see Halloween masks this year. In fact, people wearing them could get arrested. The city is cracking down after dozens of robberies in the area committed by men in disguise. Police say the ban is new, and they're just trying to protect people. They are asking businesses to post fliers on windows, asking customers to remove masks before entering. Anyone arrested for wearing a mask can expect to pay a hefty fine. So what are little Trick or Treatsters going to do?

Science And Belief
Science attempts to explain God its self, for god is our state of being our law and order, the balance and harmony which holds all in existence. Water is what it is explain to someone what water is through language and when they see it they know it is water they do not necessarily require the knowledge of a scientist to break it down in to constituent parts hydrogen Oxygen for this is not water, but an aspect of what water is, unimportant to our existence, it just is and we need it like our belief. Proof that water exists for some reason its origin in time is not necessary to our existence. We exist because of everything necessary for our existence, there are no true facts only what we judge is right at any one moment we all know different things there is no obligation to rationalize our existence and break it down in to proof of where we came from that is in the past. We live in the moment moving from moment to moment what we do in each moment defines our existence in the eyes

Arvenstar
Arvenstar Words tormented I feel your pain, I do not know, it is insane why purity, is dark arrows goal, a Star so bright, a beautiful soul. There is no reason why this should be I lift the sword I shout “to me!” To battle darkness in all its forms, that threatens our Star with winter storms, to shield from enemies twisted swords, to deflect the evil, of poisoned words I’ll stand alone and bear the flame to spare our Star, to end the game To protect the righteous I’d gladly bleed we stand together in direst of need and when fears battle is at an end my friendship, my hand, I will extend When battles horn, dose resound, call on me I’ll be around.

1st Of 3 Heat Shield Inspectons Complete.
STS-120 Discovery completes 1st heat shield inspection- October 24th, 2007. Discovery is ready to dock to ISS 8:33 a.m. EST Oct 25th. 24 Oct. 2007 The seven-member crew of STS-120 on board Space Shuttle Discovery is ready for Thursday’s rendezvous and docking with the International Space Station. The STS-120 crew members completed Wednesday's scheduled inspections of Space Shuttle Discovery’s heat shield before noon EDT. They used Discovery’s robotic arm and an attached boom extension to check the spacecraft’s underside, nose cap and leading edges of the wings as well as hard to reach shuttle surfaces. The inspections are performed to check if any damage occurred to the heat shield during the climb to orbit that began when Discovery lifted off Tuesday from Kennedy Space Center, Fla. Over the next few days, engineers and flight controllers will analyze the data collected by the STS-120 crew. Throughout the day, the crew prepared for Thursday’s arrival at

Awww!! Want A Boy To Say This To Me..
girl: Do i ever cross ur mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or ur life Boy: my life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If your a girl repost this as ''Aww. I want a boy to say this to me.'' If your a guy re

Thursday - Oct. 25
Again... today is filled with meetings... I have 2 this morning at the local high school with 2 different teachers, then I have my Rotary meeting and then this evening I have another meeting in a city 50 miles away where I may not be home until 9 pm or so. And then... tomorrow I get up and drive to the home office to have our monthly staff meeting. Finanlly I plan to have a weekend with NO MEETINGS at all. I hope.

Another Round Of Bullshit!!
Another round of BULLSHIT last night!!! I have recently done well on EBay and have sold 4 dresses. Problem being I need to finish them all before Halloween. I didn’t get to work on them this past weekend because we had a Halloween party that took up all our time getting ready and cleaning up. I didn’t get to work on them Monday because we had to replace our refrigerator and our dishwasher plus I had to pick up my step-daughter. I had to take her home on Tuesday night and lost time there. Plus I had to take my daughter to the doctor and it took over 2 hours there. Last night I didn’t get to work on them at all because I spent the time arguing because I told him that I would not be able to play but few games of cards on Thursday night because I really needed to work on the dresses. He got mad at me and told me that I was being selfish. That I should of never sold that many and I did it on purpose knowing that it would take time away from us. The argument escalated and lasted till 11:30 l

Price Of Children
This is just too good not to pass on to all. Something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice. The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into: * $8,896.66 a year, * $741.38 a month, or * $171.08 a week. * That's a mere $24.24 a day! * Just over a dollar an hour. Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich." Actually, it is just the opposite. What do you get for your $160,140? * Naming rights. First, middle, and last! * Glimpses of God every day. * Giggles under the covers every night. * More love than your heart can hold. * Butterfly