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No Mumms For Me...
Well looks like some of my mumms... have been deleted.. found to be improper.. I just tryed to post one and it says ERROR you cant do this... so i think im banned for a while at least maybe just for today...i just wanted to share with you that mumms are no joke so dont play.. take care and get me a dang drink cause i need it.. or maybe those nice colorful bolloons!!!
Gah
What a freakin day....First off its Monday...I blinked and the weekend was gone...So anyways...was just minding my own business at work when I got a call from Behavioral Health and I had to go upstairs and register a patient...Weeeeelllll...The patient decided to go psycho and I got socked in the face...It hurt like hell..But thankfully I just got a small bruise...The rest of my day went okay..Just was pissy all day...But then..On my commute home I was inches away from being hit...TWICE! Ugh I hate the drivers in this state...And then lol...I get home to find out my dog had shredded a shitload of stuff and had to clean that up when I walked in the door...I walked into my bedroom to change out of my work clothes and one of my cats had puked on my bed..I just washed my bedding last night!!!! And if that wasn't fun enough a fish I had started dying yesterday...Well when I got home he had finally stopped breathing so I could get him out of there...Well my dickhead ex took the fish nets wit
Out Of Comments For The Day!
Fubar has cut me off for the day. :( I was able to get about 625 comments on my picture today. I gave another person in a contest 25 comments. I really just want to come in second place. There is no way that "club F.A.R." is going to let me win this contest. I personally think it is silly that they act this way but....it is their life I guess? They take it so seriously! I am getting solid help from a few people. I need more. Anyone you know that would like to help out, please ask them. I wish the contest was only for 3 days! Why 10?? Damn long time. Christopher had a great day at school today. Yippee! My other son, missing assignments again according to parentloop but I will let him show me the work before passing judgment. I hope you are all well! Cheers! Ciao
How Horny Are You?? (explicit)
How horny are you?? (explicit)created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as UBERHORNY MOTHERFUCKER you're the horniest motherfucker i ever met. what the fuck are you doing doing a quiz? go fuck yourself! please before you leave... rate me a 5 if you enjoy being a uberhorny motherfuckerUBERHORNY MOTHERFUCKER80% pretty damn horny...70% SEMI-HORNY BASTARD65% Homosexual Horny Motherfucker!30% not that horny30% anti-horny0%
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Hey ya'll. BrattyBytch here, I'm just here to post a pimp out for one of my favorite Fu's! This sweet & sassy lady is trying to make GodMother...What the heck are you waiting for?? Go show her some lovings! Tell her that her Bratty Sister Bytch sent you to spank her with rates and Fubar Lovin! Christie@ fubar ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This pretty pink pimpout brought to you by none other than: BrattyBytch - {{Shadow Leveler}}@ fubar
Ok....i'm Here I Think
i know i haven't been around much but my bday is in 2 days...can y'all please show me some love?? i need it right now
Giggles Have To Read
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So prom ise me We'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know
I Got Some Bad News
Ok everyne i know i just got back on line bu i may be gone again.I just got a phone call about m real day and the hospital told me h may not evenmake it through the night.So i am going to need all the support i can get from all you guys.I love all of you....
Leg Update # Something
I had to go to the surgeon this morning. Blahhhhh. More test. More needles. More pain. However, after he conferred with one of the previous doctors I've seen, and they compared testing results, they have come to the conclusion that there is obviously still some ink in the tissue around the bone in that area that has got to be removed.....somehow. The actual plans were to remove some more tissue and then try another skin graft. But after finding that there is still ink in the area, which is still doing damage to my tissue and nerves because I am so highly allergic to it, those plans have been halted. Although I am slightly relieved to know that they THINK they have figured the problem out, I am still frustrated because I'm still in the waiting game until they can figure out how to handle it. I'm just completely exhausted mentally and physically. The pain I am in has taken it's toll on me. The fact that I have had to give up A LOT of my independence, such as driving, is driv
Interesting!
Is it me or does Baby J have a guilt thing going on????.....nah can't be. But if you are checking the dates of the stash you are rating, you have probably rated them before. As a matter of fact, if you rate an entry, go to the next one and then go back to the one you just did, you can do it again...and it says points awarded each time. Has he reset them? Since we can't rate pics is he giving us a "break". Or is the site just still totally screwed up?????
Guys Are Assholes
GUYS ARE ASSHOLES!!!!! guys are assholes i stole this from someone, who stole it from someone, who stole it from someone else. i think every girl should know how naive they really are!! _______________________________________________________________ Everyone should read it! It's amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, it's not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love. IT'S A CHARADE. They act nice, friendly, and they listen… until they get into what they're after. Their prey thinks they are in love with them, however when they realize what assholes their predators really are, they pretend like the asshole is really nice inside. The girl tries to change the asshole into a nice guy, but assholes will always be assholes. She gets upset and goes to the nice guy to complain about the asshole. But she claims to love the asshole… now this is where the theory begins. She doesn't want to lo
Just F*ck Me
NuttinButtSexxyF*CK ME BABY I WANT TO THROW LOVE'S FLOWERS TO THE FLOOR AND STOMP THEM, F*CK ME UPON THEIR PIERCING THORNS, WHERE LOVE'S SAPPY JUICES MINGLE WITH FRUSTRATIONS PUNGENT SCENT, BECOME MY RELEASE, IMPALE YOUR PHALLUS INTO MY FIRE PIT WITH NO SOFT WORDS, POUND ME UNTIL I SCREAM YOUR NAME IN MERCY AND BLEED FOR YOU AND ON YOU, GLEAMING GRANITE WITH HOT FLECKS OF PASSION FOR DOMINANT LUST LET MY VELVET TONGUE SHEATH YOUR STONY DESIRE, I ACHE FOR THIS EROTIC NIGHTMARE OF RAMPANT RELEASE, THE THORNS PIERCE MY HEART AND BECOME A SOCRATES BLOOD LETTING, TURN DEAF EARS TO MY PLEADINGS AND JUST F*CK ME BABY, PAIN'S URGENT RELEASE WEEPS THRU RED RIMMED EYES, ENOUGH TO FILL LOVE'S DEEPEST OCEAN.
I'm Going To Be A Grandma
LOL, Just letting everyone know that I just found out this weekend that I'm going to be a grandmother! I'm pretty excited about it. LOL not sure, what to expect but I'm actually looking forward to it. Just hope my ex-husband doesn't try to give me a hard time about it. I think that is about the only thing that I dread. I don't think he has much room to say anything because he hasn't been around for most of our daughters life, she is soon to be 18 and was planning on getting married to her boyfriend when she turned 18 anyways. He is a good guy and she could is not in a bad situation, she is happy and they get along great. I've always been there for her no matter what decisions she makes. This is no different although I did tell her that it was her responsibility to tell her dad that he is going to be a grandfather, that It was not my place. She has just been worried that he will start giving me a hard time and bad mouthing me. LMAO , I told her now worries hun. That is what the OFF but
Just A Note
I think im gonna take a few days off here and get a different perspective on things.
Come Back Home Love
Come Back Home Love I remember the first time that we meet I had to have you.When the day I ask you to be my wife was the best day of my life;now I'm here alone crying my lover and friend cause I hurt you love,so now I'm here all alone wanting you back and asking you to forgive me and come home. Poem By:Charles LaMark Nelson
Friends
i dont understand why peeps accept u as a friend u try to talk to them but they ignore u , why would peeps accept me and nit talk to me @ least return , the HI or something ,I dont get it but hey I am new @ this I guess I would get it eventually
New For Me..
http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=50936 THIS IS THE LINK TO A NEW LOUNGE PLZ CHECK IT OUT AND LET ME KNOW HOW IT GOES...
Zombies And Fallen Leaves
It was fall, when they came after us, we had hid up in the tree lines, but they were zombies after all, hunger and a feasting deadline. Suppose we couldn't hide, no matter what we did, firearm noise and small town raids, our strategy aside, we lay low, the team did what I said. We had our guns, they came out of the forest, I shot the slow ones, I saved the last round for myself.
My Father
My father was working and driving a fork lift today and had a seizure fell off the fork lift and busted his head open so they rushed him to er he had to get stitches but hes home now. Pray for him!!
I'm Not Dead
Just so everyone knows, I'm alright and not dead. I haven't been feeling well lately for reasons I can't figure out. I am sneezing and somewhat coughing. My head gets dizzy spells now and then. Hugs are always welcomed. I've been playing Halo 1 and Guild Wars to pass time as well as playing Final Fantasy VI on my PS2 to get my mind off of feeling this way. I'll do my best to come on as much as possible, and if you want to check out my new poems, go to my main poetry site at: http://stormdragonz.deviantart.com *hugs to everyone*
Things I Have Discovered:
You can never have too many friends. The prettist thing you can wear is a smile(and nothing else.) Big Beautiful women(BBW's) are sexy. You are only as good as your word. The world owes you a living, you just have to work like Hell to collect it. NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...THERE YOU ARE.
Darkness Of The Night
As I sit here tears rolling down my face, wonder why my life has made me such a disgrace. Pondering wondering why didn't life consume me, I look to the skies where I see a glimpse of shimmering beauty. As I bow my head back down all I can see is the meak darkness, whispering softly into my ear you are worthless. The Chains of depression grip round my wrist tightly, Gasping from pain and the failure from fighting. I try to tell myself it doesn't matter, but in all this chaos and termoil I get sadder. My head racing and my heart pounding my fists clenched with rage, almost is if I were a beast trapped in a cage. The depression and sadness still lurking beyond, as if to call out. Saying, "kill yourself, Come on." I grab my head fearing what I might do, not regarding the consequences and effects it would have on you.. With a heavy mind on the breaking of the night, hoping someone would hear my body screaming and come help aid me in my fight. When all at once headlig
Friendship-poem
Friendship Friendship isn't something that comes every day, Friendship is something that takes time. Friends forever we shall be, till time has come to say good bye. But even though I'll be with you, through it all piece by piece. Meet you in heaven either way it shall be Frienship for eturnity... Made By Bonnie Sizemore 10-16-07
Be Honested And Critique - First Attempt
The Capture Victoria woke to complete darkness. She wondered where she was and why she couldn’t move. She yelled for help and heard only her echo. The darkness was interrupted by light that shone down on her. She looked around for anything to tell her where she was but to no avail. She realized that she was restrained to a wooden chair with leather straps and stripped down to her red corset and matching lacey panties. She tried to struggle but the restraints were too tight. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw a blinking red light on the wall and figured someone was watching. “Hello? Is anyone there?” she cried but the echoes of her pleas gave away to silence. A man stepped out of the shadows in front of her. As he came closer, she remembered that she saw him before. She recalled that earlier that night (assuming that it was the same night) her girlfriends and her went to a club as they did most weekends to levitate some of the stress of the week. They
So What Does That Make You?
Some people...never cease to amaze me. I put my heart out on the line and I get bullshit back. Well fuck you too. I don't do mind games and I don't guess at your feelings. If you never wanted me to begin with, all you had to do was say so. Don't lead me on. String me up. Set me up to fall. I never did that to you when all I did was like you. You never called me. You never texted me back on anything. You never answered me back on myspace. So what else am I supposed to think? I know you're busy and you've got shit going on in your life but so does everyone else. But you weren't too fucking busy to go to a party and get shitfaced. Too busy to call me through, right? Too busy to come and see the person you called your girlfriend. Even when she relapsed. Even when she needed someone there and when YOU said that YOU would be there. That you would never leave. So what does that make you? Busy or a liar? "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on
Maestro
NuttinButtSexxy I HEAR THE FLUTED HARMONY OF YOUR WORDS, IT RIVETS ME INTO A HOT THRUM OF STILLNESS, I REACH FOR YOU AS YOU TURN TO LEAVE ME HERE IN MY SONATIC PRISON OF LONLINESS, I FEEL THE STING OF LOVE'S BROKEN HARP STRING AS IT LANCES MY DREAMS OF A FOREVER BOND, AND MY BLOOD OF COMMITTMENT FLOWS IN RHYTHM TO MOZART'S MOST BEAUTIFUL PIECE, IT'S WEEPING SOUND SO LOVELY IT BEGS FOR QUIET OF SOUL, A MELODY STROKED ON LOVE'S CELLO AND LED BY YOU MY MAESTRO OF WHIMSICAL WORDS, FOREVER PATIENT AS YOU CONTROL THIS HEARTBREAK SYMPHONY, LOVE SOUNDS FADE AND CAN NO LONGER BE CAPTURED BY THESE DEAF EARS TO GIVE THEM MEANING, AND ALAS, COMES A DEEP SILENT SLUMBER
Why Your Great-grandmother Wasn't A Cherokee Princess
Why Your Great-Grandmother Wasn't A Cherokee Princess Question: Why do we have this family myth about a Cherokee princess in my lineage, when there's really no such thing? It seems like a lot of young people these days are searching for an elusive ancestor who was a Cherokee princess. Usually they reveal this family history proudly to a bunch of Indians in a chat room or mailing list somewhere and get laughed off the Internet. Why? Well, there is no such thing as a Cherokee princess. They're not real. We never had princesses, and we still don't, unless you count the winners of beauty pageants. But, I don't like to call people liars for no reason. So giving these seekers of their family history the benefit of the doubt, here are some possible explanations for anyone who has been told they have a Cherokee princess in their family tree. 1. "Princess" may be a very poor translation for the daughter of a chief. Cherokee chiefs were not kings. They were chosen by the community
Wishing You Were Here
Bend me over, hit it right Show me the best time I'll have tonight. Kiss me softly, bite me too Tonight is the night I will make love to you. Caress my back, my body is yours If you touch me right, you will see my rain pour Give me what I want, you know what I need Give it to me now, don't make me plead. I long for your lips to kiss the right spot You know what to do, you know what gets me hot Down, deeper, harder, a constant beat Imagine how you will feel, once our bodies meet It hurts so good, a pleasurable pain You're bringing me to the edge, I am singing your name I'm all done now, gasping for air I open my eyes, to my surprise you aren't there So much love, given to me by my man But when I look down, it's only my hand
Sorry
Hey all just to say that sorry I haven't been on in a few days but internet has been switched off at home so using a friends comp at min only on to say that due to finacial problems I will most likely be away for a few months. I hope that I can get sorted and be back on in the new year. Love to you all and sorry mum love and miss you loads xxxxxxxx
One Kiss
~One Kiss~ Remember how we used to fuck the world? Sodomizing every existing breath…fantasizing about unicorns and pixie dust as we wrapped constellations around rainbows. Remember how we used to fly? Butterflies dipped in magic trails would follow. Hollow and shallow was the world and all its words were hard to swallow but we held dimensions in our wings, for the wind was made of wormholes gently dipped in incantations. Remember how we used to sing…transcendentally migrating toward higher planes by simply diving through the windowpane of life? It’s quite difficult to comprehend how this all occurred with just one kiss.
Youngsoldier917's Contest!!!
YoungSoldier917 is hosting a contest!!! COMMENT BOMBERS ARE NEEDED!!!! Please help support this young soldier in Iraq!!! His entire contest album is here: http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=1093084&albumid=619739# http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=1093084&albumid=619739# COMMENT BOMBERS ARE NEEDED!!!! I’m in the contest, and this is me, AngelinOK: However, please feel free to comment bomb my picture or any of these fine people: Beautiful Goddess Kisses 5 X for Candyman Only The Mike and Roy Show Sondra and Paul Crazy + Beautiful LadyloganDJ:RadioGoddess HeatherFeather Founder Texas Wolves Softball Junkie Hot Mama of the Godfather Family Daughter of a Butterfly
Aw! =]
I just got the best text message ever! Chris must be in a fantabulous mood today cause she sent me a message saying, "I miss your pretty face." She lubs me! LOL!
Daily Horoscope: Libra For October 16,2007
Your way with words is helping you in every aspect of your life from career to romance. Whatever you need to say, you can find precisely the right phrasing to get your point across perfectly.
What The Scariest Movie You Ever Seen
ok every one what was the scariest movie you have ever seen. mine would be the excorist becuse its the greatest horror movie of all time. i remember when i was a child having a nightmare from it.but the movie rules. so please give me some comments and tell me everyone scariest movie
More Hell From Family
I have a biological daughter that is 18 yrs old. I had her while I was in high school. My parents adopted my daughter and raised her, but she always knew I was her mom. When my mom found out I was pagan she refused to let me see, talk, phone, or even write my little girl for 6 yrs. Alot ask where her father was in all this, well A.J. died when my daughter was 6 months old so there was no help from there. From my profile a lot of people know that Torrnado Firemagikk and I are together, well we also plan on getting married next July. I went to Indiana with my son Ryan. We made the decision that we wanted to stay with him, but things didn't work out and we had to come back to Kentucky for awhile. And before the stupidity starts up, no me and Jimmy are not broke up....we're trying to get it fixed to where my son and I can come home to him. Here's where the hell begins...coming back here to KY. My daughter so far to this date has harassed Jimmy's family, called the Indiana C
Passion 4
Hit Me Harder Today..
Well if anyone is reading my blogs you know about the passing of a very close friend of mine. Well just saw the obit in the paper today and although I knew it was true, deep down I guess I was in a bit of denial until I saw it in the paper today. Hit me like a ton of bricks, so I feel even worse now than before.
Dic-matized
Deep, fulfilling, meaningful, love, passion, beauty are all the lies that his body tells me as he lies between my legs doing what he does oh so well. His eyes look deep inside my soul and he sees the curiosity sparking within me. That’s when he digs deeper, strokes slower, kisses deeply, fill me with him, speaks to me with his body, and loves me passionately. I look into his eyes and see all the little white lies, shit; the big black ones too. My heart breaks, my mind races, but my body opens up and lets him in. I cry silently wanting to know how is it that this man between my legs has me so DICK-matized. I ask myself, “Do you love him? Yes, I do.” I close my eyes and picture the man that I used to love, how he used to make love to me, how he used to kiss me, how he used to touch me, how he used to be and my blood is flowing through my body making me feel hot. I open eyes only to have my vision taken from me by the evolution of the man that used to be. He’s grown into something I don’t
Asperger's Syndrome
Asperger's Disorder was first described in the 1940s by Viennese pediatrician Hans Asperger who observed autistic-like behaviors and difficulties with social and communication skills in boys who had normal intelligence and language development. Many professionals felt Asperger's Disorder was simply a milder form of autism and used the term "high-functioning autism" to describe these individuals. Professor Uta Frith, with the Institute of Cognitive Neuroscience of University College London and author of Autism and Asperger Syndrome, describes individuals with Asperger's Disorder as "having a dash of Autism." Asperger's Disorder was added to the American Psychiatric Association's Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-IV) in 1994 as a separate disorder from autism. However, there are still many professionals who consider Asperger's Disorder a less severe form of autism. What distinguishes Asperger's Disorder from autism is the severity of the symptoms and the absen
Mrsa
My boyfriend passed away from MRSA so I write this in hopes it can help someone else..before it's too late..I also, dealt with it 4 times since he died but had the proper medication to get better... What is methicillin-resistant staphylococcus aureus (MRSA)? Methicillin-resistant staphylococcus aureus is a bacterial infection resistant to antibiotic methicillin. Staphylococcus aureus, sometimes referred to simply as "staph," or "staph A" is a common bacterium found on the skin of healthy people. If staph gets into the body it can cause a minor infection such as boils or pimples or serious infections such as pneumonia or blood infections. One antibiotic commonly used to treat staph infections is methicillin. While methicillin is very effective in treating most staph infections, some staph bacteria have developed a resistance to methicillin and can no longer be killed by this antibiotic. The resistant bacteria are called methicillin-resistant staphylococcus aureus or MRSA.
Kyz Is G R E A T
AND hes only bout 75k from level! Wanna show him some FuLove? Add Fan Rate him! And shout him and say hi too.. hes G R E A T!! Kyz™@ fubar
Difference Between Girls And Women
so I stole this from a mumm that wasnt really a mumm but whatever haha I thought it was cute. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home. Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of
High School Graduation Licks Balls.
High School graduation ceremonies are terrible from start to finish. The only way to keep one's sanity is by playing tick tack toe. Make sure you bring extra writing utencils and several pads of paper because not everyone is thoughtful enough to bring their own. They start with the ever cliche principal introduction (Example: "We are here today to honor these fine young pupils as they transcend upon the next doorway into their [analogy involving the words 'path' and 'journey'] of life... bullshit... bullshit... bullshit...). I'm so sick of life being referred to as a "path." Last I checked, we are not strutting down a lovely walkway with pretty little flowers and a nice warn breeze flowing by. Life isn't a path. Fuck no. Life is more like a tight rope on fishing line with a mile long drop into pirahna infested lava. You can take your theoretical "fork in the path" and shove it up your theoretical asshole. [picture of a guy wearing a graduation robe getting eaten alive by giant
$20
$20 bucks says that most of the vips are goin to whine cuz they cant use their 11's blah blah blah i want a refund.. i just laugh..go make some fake referals and make your points lol...
Why The Hell Do I Want To.....
Tell me why I would want to see your cock. Is there a spot on my profile that says "I want to see cocks"? I don't remember putting that in there. Come on guys, GROW UP! Not every woman wants her Shoutbox hit with these questions. In my opinion, when you ask questions like this, you are trying to compensate for a low self-esteem or you are lacking in the IQ department. Which is it? Sersiouly, if you can not think of anything better to talk about, than don't talk.
Help!
I want to cut my hair off... Like my default picture! hsould I do it?
Welcome New Friend To Fubar
finlefre@ fubar
Seether And Amy Lee
I wanted you to know I love the way you laugh I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away I keep your photograph; I know it serves me well I wanna hold you high and steal your pain ‘Cause I’m broken when I’m lonesome And I don’t feel right when you’re gone away You've gone away, you don't feel me anymore The worst is over now and we can breathe again I wanna hold you high, you steal my pain away There’s so much left to learn, and no one left to fight I wanna hold you high and steal your pain ‘Cause I’m broken when I’m open And I don’t feel like I am strong enough ‘Cause I’m broken when I’m lonesome And I don’t feel right when you’re gone away ‘Cause I’m broken when I’m open And I don’t feel like I am strong enough ‘Cause I’m broken when I’m lonesome And I don’t feel right when you’re gone away ‘Cause I’m broken when I’m lonesome And I don’t feel right when you’re gone You've gone away, you don't feel me anymore --------------------------- I
Feelings On Friends
THESE ARE FOR ALL OF MY TRUE FRIENDS ON HERE. YOU ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE..I JUST WANT TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT I CHERISH EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU AND YOU ARE ALL THE GREATEST...... I HOPE YOU ENJOY READING THESE...SOME WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH AND SOME WILL MAKE YOU CRY. BUT REMEMBER IN READING THESE THAT I HAD ALL OF YOU IN MIND. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO COMMENT ON THEM IF YOU WANT... XOXOXO TO ALL OF YOU Listen Thank you for always being there, To listen and understand me. I appreciate all you did for me, And all you still do. Thank you for making me feel whole again, For putting my pieces back together. I appreciate you putting my life back together, You saved my life. You may not understand, Why I do what I do. But you never criticized, You just helped my through. I knew I could come to you when I was down, 'cause I knew you'd always be there to pick me back up and say everything will be ok. ************************************************* Always W
50 Yrws Ago
See what 50 years will do... Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1956 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his, to show Jack . 2006 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1956 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1956 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class. 2006 - Jeffrey
Would Like Some Help Please Repost
HEY EVERYONE I'M IN A GIVEAWAY FOR A TERRIFIC PRIZE. I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD GET MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY OUT THERE IN FUBAR WORLD TO HELP ME OUT A LITTLE.IT JUST STARTED TONIGHT ANI REALLY WANT THIS PRIZE. SO COME ON A GIVE A GREAT FRIEND A HAND. JUST HIT THE PIC BELOW AND IT WILL TAKE YOU RIGHT THERE. THANK YOU ALL.I KNOW SME OF YOU ARE ALREADY BOMBING CONTESTS OR GIVEAWAYS BUT IF YOU COULD POSSIBLY STOP BY MINE AND LEAVE A FEW I WOULD DEFINITELY APPRECIATE IT. Fire My Words
Better It's Done Right And Takes Awhile
and it can take awhile. (Immediately in reference to moving the rating network - "A has rated B this much etc. etc.", I don't know what information they store but it's certainly multidimensional, hence consider an array the size of the number of users of the site, squared, at least- configurations may need changing on the new machine, also... this again, at least)
Alive?
Alive? My mind is screaming to my brain Let loose and join the birds I've pushed too far I cannot try But attempt I must indeed New depths come to my strength Compassion won't let me pass The head is numb and legs gone weak Now breath comes once again Come hold me in your arms my friend Slow down my racing heart Confirm my shaken grip on life Our loves that cannot touch
Whore For Whore
10-16-07
Your way with words is helping you in every aspect of your life from career to romance. Whatever you need to say, you can find precisely the right phrasing to get your point across perfectly. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ What do you think? Do I have a way with words???? Wishing you all a great day:D Much Love, B. E. P.
Vacation
My Fellow Fubarians,......I have decided to take a short vacation away from here for a few days or so. got some things that need attention, so I will see you all in a few,........Miss me lol
Mumm
come on ,honey;a frustrated husband said to his wife' i cant remember the last time we made love... well'i can 'she replied 'and thats why were not going to
Lower Than A Piece Of Shit
I'm sure we've all come across them... people online pretending to be someone else. Found one dickhead on here pretending to be Adam Copeland aka Edge from the WWE. I actually saw this guy's act in a chat room - not fubar. He's actually from Michigan, wife and a few kids with one on the way. To all you imposters out there.. you're not even a piece of shit. Shit is useful for something. Quit dreaming and get a fucking life.
Guys
what does it mean when a redneck has a beer dripping from both corners of his mouth ? the trailer is level
Joke
What do you call 6 old ladies lying naked on the front lawn of a nursing home? Retired prostitutes having a yard sale
Stupid Questions
Secrets About Me SurveyWhat does your profile name mean?: That I will eat you if you mess with me...lolElaborate on your default photo: Um, me and my son...not much to elaborate...we're watching TVDo you drink?: Only on days that end with 'Y'What is your current mood?: AnnoyedWhat exactly are you wearing right now?: T-shirt, black pants, thong, braWhat is your current problem?: Men are confusing!What do you love most?: My baby boy, JohnDo you smoke?: NopeAre you musically talented?: I use to play the piano, but haven't in a whileIf you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?: My brother's death....I miss himIf you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be?: Tiger, so I can attack people and kill them legally....just kidding!!!Ever had a near death experience?: I drive in I-95, so yes!Have you ever been in love?: True love, once; Puppy love, twiceWhat is the name of the song that is stuck in your head?: Nothing else mattersName someone with the same bir
Sex Poems (from The Bulletin Board) Lol
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine. Repost this as ''sex poem'' if u repost this in 1 min: the guy /girl that you like will tell u that he/she loves u and that he wants to go out with u. if u repost this in 2 min: the guy/girl that you like w
Upon Her
look upon her face lying on my pillow Lit by the light of my bedroom window Wrapped within my gently arms Knowing she will come to no harm I look upon her hair, soft and fair Unable to find the words to compare Answers she has given me in times of pain That love and hope will visit again I look upon her lips, moist and red Giving me life when all was dead She restored my heart when it was lost Melting what was covered in frost I look upon her breasts, firm and strong Knowing that love could not be wrong Slowly moving with every breath Always knowing she was not like the rest I look upon her hips, round and smooth Gently touching not daring to move I fix the sheets with delicate care But a gentle kiss is all I dare I look upon her face staring into mine Filling my body as if it were wine I close her eyes with gentle kisses For she has answered all my wishes.
The Blues Brothers- Everybody Needs Somebody To Love
Found It
well i think i have found what i have been looking for i hope it all works out and things are gonna be as great as we are planning thanks to all my friends here at Fubar who have really made me realize that i am a good person and that i do deserve a great man i think i have finally found him he makes me feel like i am the greatest and that i am beautiful and that there is no-one better he is amazing and sweet and loving and caring and soooo damn sexy and gorgeous and OH MY but i want to be with him he lives a good distance away but if he and i can get through that then we will be fine we both know we want to be together and we also know that nothing else matters Of course i have only one TRUE LOVE but its def worth trying it I hope to find the peace and serenity that i so much need and give him the same he really is amazing and is great to me wish me luck everyone and if there is any further plans in our future you all will def be the first to know!!!!!!!! Thanks to all my amazing frie
Love
Creative and enthralling the breath of love caresses its lovers face. Holding in awe the memories of beautiful encounters and mesmerizing moments. What is love..is it a feeling and emotion that consumes and shakes us to our very cores; or is it a state of being...a physical moving of an essence we do not understand... So many have asked..."Why do you love me so?"..and as we ponder this many things come to mind. How this being of such importance in our lives has moved us to unimaginable heights. As these emotions and visions race in our mind our tongues still and our hearts race... While the questioning lover looks on wondering why we do not answer. Then as we speak the words never seem to express the heart wrenching emotion that is coursing through the veins and dizzying us with its sheer power.. Making one another wonder...if we cannot share in words how we truly feel...how will the other know the depth of our sweet despair.. Holding the hand of that beautiful entity and lookin
More Myspace Fights
i posted another bulleting called "Finally Me and Jesus Are On The Same Page" and heres a reply i got along with the bulletin: ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: redsoxlove Date: Oct 16, 2007 4:31 PM wow, offensive much. you are sick of having religion stuffed down your throat, so now you are going to shove anti christian images and jokes down ours..do i have that right? ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Phat in the Hat Date: Oct 16, 2007 1:56 PM
To My Girls
LADIES.... YA'LL KNOW I LOVE YA'S! YOU BUNCH OF HOTTIES! THANKS FOR ALWAYS BEIN THERE AND BEING TRUE! JUST WATCH OUT FOR THEM GUYS. AND YOU KNOW WHO THEY ARE! LOVE YA MEAN IT! PEE-JAY
The Store
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!" There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can
Website
freewebs.com/streakband I just built that for my dad's band. What do you think? PS.. my dad is Gerald
You
is it you that interested in me for whom i am, as a friend. maybe more? smile someones thinking about you
Rednecks
A Redneck was fucking his sister and she started laughing. He asked what's so funny? She said "You fuck like Dad." He said, "Yeah, that's what Mom says..."
Tuesday Rain
ITS TUESDAY, SITTIN HERE THINKIN OF WHY ITS SO HARD FOR ME TO FEEL ACCEPTED. IT RAINS ALL THE TIME IN MY MIND. AN SHOWS IN MY EYES. I LOVE CERTAIN PEOPLE. AN SOME OF THEM PEOPLE LOVE ME BACK. I AM JUST TRACY, AN SHE NEEDS TO CHANGE. THE CRUSHES FOR EXAMPLE. YOU CAN ONLY CRUSH ONE PERSON. BUT YET MANY CAN HAVE CRUSHES ON YOU. I HAVE YET TO HAVE ANY CRUSHES ON ME. AN FOR GOOD REASON { IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ANYONE TO CARE ABOUT JUST ME AN NO ONE ELES } I HAD TO WRITE ABOUT IT CAUSE IT REALLY HAS BOTHERED ME. THE TRUTH IS NO ONE REALLY KNOWS HOW TO JUST CARE ABOUT ONE PERSON ANYMORE. SO THAT MAKES ME UNIQUE AN VERY RARE. AN ITS FUNNY I WILL ALWAYS FEEL THIS WAY IN EVERY NEW DAY. AN MAYBE ONE DAY SOMEONE WILL FEEL THE SAME TOWARDS ME.
My Father
Halloween is usuly a day to smile at the small children all dressed up in their costums and giving out candy. For me, it's a day for remembering the good times with my dad. Donald J Goodwin Sr. Was a Vietnam vet, He was drafted by the U.S. Army. His unit was labled " The leaning shit house." He left the Army in 1971. He had a great life as one of the worlds top computer programers untill he died at the young age of 51 years old on Oct. 25,2001. He died from cancer caused by Agent Orange. He was servived by his wife of over 30yrs, his son, and three grand children. This is in memory of him. "He who has gone, so we but cherish his memory, abides with us, more potent, nay, more present than the living man." Everyone is afflicted with tests at some point or another. Life goes on of course, but it is not quite the same when you have lost someone you love. There is the grief you do your best to keep locked away and there is the void that the memories don’t quite fill. Still, we
I Don't Wanna Be Me.
Questioning Sanity
Reaching the gates of sanity; I pause to ponder the point of it all. Do I really feel or is feeling only imagined? Does the pain I feel wreaking havoc on my soul; just self torment brought on by the fear of being alone? Am I truly even sane? Is reality for you the same as reality for me; or am I just fooling myself into believing I was ever normal... Hell hath no furry like a woman insane... Reaching into the depths of my soul I pull on everything that has kept me grounded. Praying that its enough to keep me here... Knowing that at any moment I could lose faith and fall... Into the abyss that many call insanity.. The question I cannot answer...for myself or any other troubled soul searching for reason... Is there really sanity left in the world?
That Special Feeling
My body thrashed upon my bed, Thoughts of him inside my head. "Only a dream, he'll never be here" I wanted to scream, I was driven by fear That after the years of longing and need, Off my willing body he would never feed. A soft kiss touched me and my eyes were open Before me- the vampire of which I'd rarely spoken. So warm but so strong, a beautiful sight Seen so many times, yet so much more real that night. He looked at me and showed that devious smile. His demons began to come through...he hadn't danced in a while. A pale arm extended, led his hand to trace Along every curve of my frightened face. I closed my eyes seeing now he was real Mixed array of longing emotions I began to feel. He leaned forward and kissed me with strong intent There my heart stopped, my mind was bent. "Speak to me," he said, "I need to hear your voice." But my lips couldn't move, it was not by my choice. "Perhaps, my love, I'll hear you make other sounds..." That wicked man snickered as
The Truth
Well here i go.In my life i've lied to girlz about loven them. never had loved one at all that is till five months ago when i meet her the girl of my dreams, the one who makes me smile when ive had a bad day simply by hearen her say hello.if you think i dont know what love is, your wrong i love my family,my friends, not untill know i have never felt love for one other person,but when you cant sleep at night because that person got hurt by dumb shit you did or that you know your gonna lose them because you did something so dumb and you cant rewind just cuz you know in your mind it was all just a lie to the other person, and know the person you do love probebly thinks that what u've said to her is a lie as well,when you know that everything you've told them about your past n your feelings for them are not a lie its the truth n there the only one that knows about things in your past that have made you who you are today sitten here writen this wishen you could talk to them and work things
Come On Now!
Oh boy let me revise this..LMAO..boo hoo..it worked for a minute..LMAO..SOrry..sniffles
Bleet
I'm now from Egypt. My goth name, was Velvet Kisses, so I'm using that. Having fun, cause I broke my desktop and I'm fucking bored. Really fucking bored.
Murphys Sex Laws.lol
Murphys Sex Laws 1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2. Nothing improves with age. 3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again. 4. Sex has no calories. 5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. 6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. 7. Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got. 8. No sex with anyone in the same office. 9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. 10. A man in the house is worth two in the street. 11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 12. Virginity can be cured. 13. When a man’s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. 14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 15. The qualities that most attract
I'd Do Her
I'd do her by: Raso If her vulva's not pink but it doesn't stink...I'd do her If she's the queen of all whores but doesn't have any soars...I'd do her If she has no tits but swallows not spits...I'd do her If she looks like a mutt but takes it in the butt...I'd do her If she wets her bed but gives great head...I'd do her If she has no legs but can cook scrambled eggs...I'd do her If she has 12 toes but doesn't pick her nose...I'd do her If she constantly nags but her boobs don't sag...I'd do her If she's on the rag but doesn't gag...I'd do her If she's a total bitch but doesn't have the itch...I'd do her Who am I kidding, I'd do any chick without an adams apple...and even then...well..I'd have to be totally drunk.
Changed My Profile
I changed my profile a bit... i kinda like the new bitchy look :) much love to my new friend Chastine! she's awesome!!
Woo-hoo Pls Help Me Out....
The Contest will start tomorrow Wednesday 17th October 2007 @ 6pm GMT, 10am PST, 12pm CST, 1pm EST, & will end Wednesday 31st October 10pm GMT, 2pm PST, 4pm CST, 5pm EST (I think these time differences are right LOL please tell me if they're not).
Photos
Some other shots :)
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I wan to know what people thing about me
Life Is Unfair!!
Today I had to go over to my Brother's who was in a very serious accident over two weeks ago to help him out. While I was there he had fallen out of his wheelchair, and by the time I got to the room to help him. He was crawling to his wheelchair. Now my Brother is a very strong man, but he lost his foot and part of his leg in this accident. I am having a VERY hard time tonight. To watch someone u love and respect trying to get his life back to normal, and the struggles he is facing (is kinds hard). Pleas do not for one moment take the simple thing sin life for granted!!
The Maturity Of Some People...
It's amazing and unbelieve at the measures that some people go through just to be a shit disturber. For the last few days I've been harassed, talked down to and talked shit about but a real 'mature' person. The endless limits that this person goes through to cause ripples between me and someone that I really do care about. Who is this person?? What hurts the most is that this person whom I do care about feels or felt that I had something to do with this. I'm very sensitive when it comes to people that I care about. I know all this is just the net and just senseless drama, but enough is enough. I'm down because that the person I care about thinks what he thinks. I mean I don't care for this person for nothing. I don't call him every morning on my way to work. I don't sit there and be close to being late for work because I talk to him. I wouldn't care if I didn't take the time to call him during my breaks or text him here and there to let him know I've missed him. Why would I do
Help Help Help Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee
To all my friends and the comments bombers............... My friend need help in a contest,she need all the help,So please please please people click on this pic and help her with a rate and 20 comments from each cause she is worth it,and all your love will be returned. show this great person some love:):):)and tell him that Wild Cat sent you.... luv y'all :P:P have a marvelous evening! hugs and kisses WildCat
Friendship
a cardboard box could be my home no heat and no tv no radio to play my favorite songs no paper when i pee no bitter wine no sugar sweet no dollar bills for material things yet with your hand im still complete your friendship binds once more im whole again im free
Guardians
Guardians There was once a time when They ruled our Earth All the land was owned by them The mighty beasts of Dragons. Rulers of the seas and oceans Kings of the Sky and Sun; Queens of the Stars and Moon They were the Guardians of the Earth. Then came Man Demanding and commanding Driving them from all their dwellings Into dark caverns to lie in. The Dragons took flight as freedom was theirs Where to, no one knows - but Don't the Sun and Moon still rise? Don't the waves still wash upon the shore? If they had left our Earth for good There'd be no sunlight There'd be no rain: Nothing would live again. Until the day they decide to wake To leave all Earth in the hands of Man, always will the Dragons be The Guardians of The Earth.
Drowning
Listening to the sound of my breath as I wait for the water to creep in. Slowly feeling the pain of all these years rise to the surface. Wanting to end this as quickly as possible but knowing it will take time. My pulse a ready beat of anticipation as steadily the water rises. Feeling the weight on my skin the air in my lungs still. A searing pain; aching; burning; making me want to open my mouth and draw another breath. Fighting to remain still I feel my vision getting darker. Knowing it won't be long now my pulse racing with fear, pain, and anticipation. Forcing myself to close my eyes I feel the world spinning. I open my mouth to breath one last time; finally unable to resist a moment longer. As the water fills my lungs with its salty cold existence. The final weight of resistance subsides; I feel as if I can breath again. Cloudy but no longer black is my vision. My heart no longer beating at its fierce pace; but steady and calm. Am I dead or simply dreaming; which I do not
Threw With The Bullshit.. My Line Has Been Crossed
WARNING: Tons of foul language. Sorry!! You know, normally I am pretty good at controlling my temper. Yes, I get mad. Yes, I am a bitch. Yes, I have arguments. Yes, I am a very outspoken person at times. BUT it takes a lot for me to get mad enough to say something. I can usually just hold it inside for the time being, and eventually it will just fade away. This time I can't though. And rather than go find the piece of shit and punch them in their face, I am just going to vent here. Knockin their ass out will only give me temporarily relief, then I'd be sittin in jail and no one is worth that mess. For those of you that I talk to on a regular basis, you already know that I am struggling right now with Rick's attitude and listening skills. *Sigh* I try to have as much patience as possible with him, because he's four, and all kids at this age go through the same thing. It's just a process that all parents have to go through at some point or another. Yes, my
Love
I think I may Have found the love of my life once and for all. I think I may be done searchin the world for someone that is going to love me for me. I am so happy. I hope everything works out.
I Think My Roommate Is Trying To Kill Me.
As I lay slumbering this morning….I’m in the midst of the most wonderful dream…….corset is being slowly tightened from behind…….hair lifted and brushed over my shoulder as a small kiss and nibble is placed at the nape of my neck…..then suddenly…. “Hey, are you going to get up and take the kids to school?” I glare at the clock…..trying to focus….trying to find my voice …..”what time is it?” I groan huskily…. “6:30.…..I just got home from work and I am beat.” she says over her shoulder as she heads for her bed….. I do quick calculations in my mind…ok, as fast as my sleep numbed mind can handle and realize, damn….I have less than 20 minutes to dress evil children……..get teeth brushed…..hair brushed and put up in pigtails……..and not to mention that the roommate could have at least made me coffee before she went to her room…but no, there is no coffee…. I stumble out of bed…..walk to evil children’s room and open the door….oh, those little girls look so sweet when they are sleepi
I Want Someone
I want someone wanting to hear what I have to say Even if its about nothing If I’m talking about my day, or if I’m talking about my future… Even though I may change a light bulb with the power left on I want someone who thinks I’m brilliant because I have the ability to light up their room I want someone who isn’t afraid to tell me like it is instead of later telling me like it was… I want someone who thinks I’m a 10 even though Cosmo says Size 7s are the new 4 I want someone who has seen me at my worst and still thinks I’m sexy…and not just “cute” I want someone who doesn’t want to leave because they don’t want to spend time away from me I want someone who will play with my hair when I’m falling asleep because they don’t want to wake me, but can’t keep their hands off me I want someone who understands that I’m not perfect and still thinks I’m amazing I want someone who knows that I get stressed out that I’m busy, that I get irritated, that I’m affected that I clea
Sick Of This Place
im really starting to get sick and tired of the shit here at fubar. I have a lot of friends here but i also have a lot of people that i just dont get along with. Those people are the ones that makes this place a place i dont even care to be at anymore. It seems everytime i place a mumm, some asshole has to mark it NSFW and i'll tell ya, that gets old. I now have people marking some of my stash as well. Im about to start a petition or something for babyjesus to change the shit that needs changed or i'll be leaving this site. i will let all of you know and if you wanna join me in another site, that would be great. xoxoxo
If Tomorrow Never Comes
>> If I knew it would be the last time> that I'd see you fall asleep,> I would tuck you in more tightly> and pray the Lord, your soul to keep.> > If I knew it would be the last time> that I see you walk out the door,> I would give you a hug and kiss> and call you back for one more.> > If I knew it would be the last time> I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise,> I would video tape each action and word,> so I could play them back day after day.> > If I knew it would be the last time,> I could spare an extra minute or two> to stop and say "I love you,"> instead of assuming, you would know I do.> > If I knew it would be the last time> I would be there to share your day,> well I'm sure you'll have so many more,> so I can let just this one slip away.> > For surely there's always tomorrow> to make up for an oversight,> and we always get a second chance> to make everything right.> > There will always be another day to say our "I love> you's",> And certainly there's another chance to say our>
My Crush Count
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Life Is Short
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love Truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you Smile.
Fuck Or Pass
hey, this ones kinda funny, so what the hell...... There is at least one person on your friends list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So lets play the Fuck or Pass game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this shit's funny.. YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies.. There is at least one person on your friends list that wants to do u so!!! repost this as "Fuck or Pass" an see who has the guts 2 tell u.... Don't be a bitch and not re-post it....lol
Robots
>> A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel. As he >> waited to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre ' D was a robot. >> The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour wait. >> I am programmed to converse with you until a table is ready, If you >> please." Intrigued, the man said, "OK." >> ~ >> The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, "Sir, what is your >> IQ?" >> The man answered, "Oh, about 164. >> The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, >> Interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc. >> ~ >> The man was most impressed. The next day he returned, But thought he >> would try a different tack. The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, >> sir?" This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100". So the robot started >> discussing NASCAR racing , the latest basketball scores, and what to >> expect the Red Sox to do this weekend. >> ~ >> The guy had to try it one more time. So the n
Devotion
Your hands on my skin, wet lips on mine, indulgent; receiving kisses that spill from your mouth and melt into my body. Your sensual touch awakening butterflies inside of me. Silent smiles in the dark. Your smooth stomach on mine, soft shoulders, warm thighs. Your teeth on my neck as I press your body against mine. "I love you." Nothing but devotion between our beating hearts. Your tongue caresses my own, hands search for breasts. We are eager bodies, lovers anxious for proof that love is tangible. It's an early morning yearning asking if we have to sleep today and telling me to never let you go
The Touch
She sits quizzically so innocent and sweet. Like a child with grace and beauty not even Venus could defeat. Like a goddess herself she smiles as he draws nearer and nearer not at all a deception, there are no guiles. It is a touch that leads to a kiss from a kiss to a deeper touch from the deeper touch comes immense bliss. She lays herself down gently closing her eyes. She feels her skin is soft and softer growing. A gentle want grows in her thighs. Like a cloak his body surrounds her Soft like velvet and tough like a tree the harder of him is what she'd prefer. The mouth to her neck gentle kisses to her breasts and to her haven a peck It soon becomes a working rhythm grasping at life and emotion the world disappearing around them. Pushing aside, push comes harder a moan to a scream, a breath to a pant... and it seems as though love gets smarter. What was once so good now becomes great both in anticipation of each other unable to hold longer and wait. A final
Yeah
so its been a boring day.except for when will came by.now im talkin to someone really special and its his birthday.just wanted to say i love you more as a friend everyday.hopefully we can hang out sometime.hope your birthdays as wonderful as you.love you.
Well I Suck....
dont think target is going to keep me much longer, guess i thought i was doing better then i accully was...so i wouldent be suprized if come next week i wont have a job any more....guess will see....its offical i fucking suck, cant even keep a normal job for a few months...
Hopeless Romantic
Things i like to do when in a relationship: 1-whisper sweet nothings in ear. 2-kiss all over, specialy on back of kneck. 3-leave little notes says corny loveyou's and whatnots. 4-give massages. 5-go for walks hand and hand. 6-cuddle and snuggle. 7-lay around and talk about everything and anything. 8-get playful and tickle or what ever it takes to ease a stressfull day. 9-make love for more than just an hour. 10-give flowers. 11-caress face. 12-remind them how beautiful they are. 13-go out on date nights and have fun with them. 14-be a best friend. 15-love to please any way i can to see them happy and smiling. there are more things, but will leave it up to you ladies imaginations.
My Forbidden Thoughts
The passion of your kisses And your harmless flirting, Turns me on all the while, For the way you look at me, With those affectionate glances, Oh, it melts my heart away, And I realize you're a wonderful dream come true, Cause when I feel your touch upon my body, I get all these erotic feelings inside of me, And I wish to feel your tender bites, All over my naked wet skin, So I could feel the rhythm of your heart. My darling... You take me to another dimension With your love, And your playful touching, Our warm bodies together... Yearning and craving with desire, So when you hold me close, It makes me feel whole, As you take everything out of me including my soul, I cherish every moment with you, All the moments that we are together are all unforgettable, It's like being in paradise, I love you so much... That I want the whole world to know, All my forbidden thoughts are of you.
What Do You Choose
The Hour of the Wolf is the time between night and dawn, from about 4 to 5 a.m. The Hour of the Wolf is when lost lovers come back to be held in your arms one last time or to haunt you with what could have been. It's the Hour where life waits in a moment of transition between the darkness and the light, waiting in infinite patience for what is to come. The Hour of the Wolf is the Hour when one must decide if they are forever stuck in a time that has passed and can't move on from that point. It's the Hour where one must decide to embrace the coming dawn and welcome it's warmth or stay with the Wolf in the darkness of that eternal night....
Reasons People Wear Band Shirts.
People buy and wear band shirts for several reasons: 1. They want to support the band. Last time I checked, bands make music, not clothing. You're not supporting CKY, you're supporting American Apparel. I support birth control, but I'm not going to walk around all day with a condom on my dick. People download songs for free off the internet then spend the price of an album on a shirt with the band's logo. I know bands don't make much off album sales, and if you're really that fixated on supporting the band financially, just send them a check for $25 and dodge the production cost of the shirt. 2. They believe musical preference is a large factor in determining one's personality. My opinion: Musical preference has nothing to do with who someone is. The coolest people I know listen to the strangest crap. One of my best friends is totally gangstered out and he listens to Enya every night. What music do you think Maddox listens to? If you said Brazillan jazz,
Tetris Is Very Sexual Game.
The other night I thought I turned into a Tetris piece. I floated around my room singing analogously and changing shapes and wondering what I would say to other Tetrii if they knocked on my door. Then I fantasized about sticking myself into another group of Tetris pieces and it it occured to me the sexual nature of the game. It was a big enlightening moment at the time. In the Tetris world, the fatter the girl, the more satisfying the sex would be. But it wouldn't really be that satisfying because you can only stick it in once, ever. Then you explode. Imagine if you could never go backwards in life. You'd just walk down the sidewalk and keep walking forwards. You can move left and right, but never back. And if you happen to come across a hot girl, you could stick it in her once and that's it. Imagine this - what if we are Tetris pieces in a game programmed by four dimensional creatures? And they're allowed to go backwards in TIME, but we're not. Wouldn't sex be great if you
Dear Child
Dear Child April Terry Listen to your heart, Dear child. Cast aside your train of thought. The only way throw this, Is but shutting up ones mind, And letting the heart, Seek the freedom, That it shall need. Do not be afraid, Dear child, For I am always with you, Holding your hand, In your time of need, Carrying you, When you’re too weak to walk, Or stand on your own. Stand up tall, Dear child. Walk forward on this path, Show yourself who you are, Proving that with me, You can do anything. For you already know, What happens without me. Listen up closely, Dear child. Your heart is speaking. It knows what it wants, And how to get it, And it shall all be yours. You need only to be patience, And do as it says.
Battle On!
hahahaha! myself and the floor manager have just stricken a deal. he has to "take my life" before Halloween or he loses. I'm seriously gonna have to watch my step now. I don't know exactly what happens if I win, but I don't plan on losing. God I love working here. :D So what's everyone up to this morning?
Calling All Fans And Barflys!
Hey Everyone: Need your help! Could use some help here with my music and the charts. My songs are now on www.Reverbnation.com on the country charts and also on wwwmyspace.com/LarryMigliore Please stop by and give them a play or two, I'd appreciate the help moving them up. You can also hear a bunch of my songs on my website www.LarryMigliore.com Don't forget to tune in to Jody on the Round Up Show All the best to all, and thanks for those photo ratings and for becoming fans! Regards, Larry
For Devin
I'm thinking of you today Devin, But that is nothing new. I thought about you yesterday And the day before that too. I will think of you forever I love and miss you so. Your end came fast and sudden No time to say goodbye. You were gone before I knew it God knows the reason why. Dear God, please take him this message To heaven up above. Tell him how much I miss him And give him all my love. Each time I see your picture You seem to smile and say Don't cry I'm only sleeping We'll meet again someday
Are U Insane? Plz Take The Quiz And Leave A Comment Telling Me If U Are??
Are you insane? (pics)You are one insane mother fucker!!!!!You are a bad ass. hell ya Myspace Quiz
My Venus Side H As Awaken :) Dream Or Real
Dream or Real Though I can’t touch you Or lay next to you I can feel your passion Your hunger, your desire through everything you say thrilling my body Filling my love nest With a flaming heat My hand caresses Between my thighs My mind Tells me its your caress Your kisses I close my eyes Oh sweet baby I can feel The heat of your breath Your warm wet tongue Your mouth sucking My rosy nipples Puckering they hardened Oh baby, it feels So good You know how to bring them to life Honey nibble on them’ Little love bites Is this a dream Or is real Slowly oh baby Sweet kisses continue On and on Down my body You spread my legs Your sweet lips Burning heat Dipping your fingers within Tongue exploring Where they’ve been Hot and juicy Sucking on my clit Flaming bud upon your lips Licking, sucking Fingers playing I’m out of my mind Is it a dream Or is real You slowly rise Standing proud Huge hard Erection Honey glide your cock bury it deep
He's Gone....
Well, I posted last blog on his bday, lol, he's gone & has been for bout 3 wks I guess...It's been peaceful & the kids really have adjusted well.. they seem like different girls in a way, so much happier. My oldest said she was just glad to not hear the fighting anymore, that broke my heart, my youngest doesn't say anything really. I know they want us together but not if there's the fighting. They love going to his place, guess cuz it's a new plc to them but it breaks my heart that they want to be there so much...I feel like they don't want to be w/me or talk to me, that I'm a failure & it is all my fault. He doesn't tell them that but it is..Sometimes I think I should just go back so everyone else is happy. Anyway, I know it'll take time to adjust to all of this, them being gone, me having a room mate & her son & we do things so differently but are gr8 friends...I also, have someone I care very much about but not sure how he's feeling, sometimes it seems all good then things change so
Aight
ok the past few weeks ive noticed a change in certain "friends" on here and I jus wanna get some stuff off my chest about things some of u are doing that really gets to me. Here r some things not to do 1. dont lie 2. manipulate Basically dont bullshit me. Ive too old for highschool bullshit. Dont come to me sayin o i miss u or o i love u or hey wats up stranger, when Im the one puttin myself out there to be ur friend or even get to know u. Dont be like o im busy wit this or im busy with that or im never on when i fuckin see u on my page daily or checkin a bulletin everytime I post it. If u aint tryin to get to know me, then dont watse my time. If u have a man, talkin to sum1, or u are about to be involved wit sum1, dont fuckin hide it, or sugar coat it like it aint a big deal. Tell me the truth. be real so I kno, y u have gottin distant or better yet tell me so I wont waste my time trying to get to kno u better or flirtin wit u. Its fucked up cuz 2 people told me
What Kind Of Sex Should U Have? Plz Leave Comment.
What Kind Of Sex Should You Have?KinkyYou like whips, chains..... crazy stuff. You are creative with sex. Keep it going!!!!! I hope you have a partner as kinky as you, otherwise you wont be satisfied.Sex/Intimacy Quizzes
Damn It!!! I Need A New Corset!!!! Ut
Now those who know me well, know that I love corsets....I love to be corseted...I love the way a corset makes me feel....sexy as hell!!! So once again I am in search for yet another corset.....I loosened up my fingers and started to search the web for the perfect corseter...and I found this wonderful website, which of course has the most beautiful corsets that are custom made for the wearer..... Dark Garden Now I've never been able to afford a custom corset...so whenever I find a site that makes them perfectly...I set and dream of myself wearing something like the one above, or when I'm in my bad librarian mode.....this one now just think of me with reading glasses perched on the end of my nose as I .....well, let's not get carried away here.... I'll let your imagination roam from here. So since I will not be getting one of these wonderful custom corsets, I think I should start the Magenta need a new corset fund....of course pictures will have to be taken in variou
Project Playlist By Brat
Step By Step On How To Add A ProjectPlaylist Playlist to Your Profile Click on "Add your playlist to myspace or facebook" Then Click on "Get the playlist code for myspace, facebook, blogger, hi5 or any other site" Click on the myspace code Choose which playlist you want to add to your page choose if you want your playlist to autoplay, randomly play and the color you want Right click on the html and go to cut or copy in the white box Paste the html into the music section of your profile.
Love
Love Longed for and awaited Yet constantly disillusioned The dream is never true But endlessly rolls on screen I would tell my love Words will come but are mute I talk to all but her The world is wise to my heart My heart lifts to her Then slinks diffidently away What for this fright I can neither tell nor kiss Ever winding twisting stairs Bring me closer to the light
Pictures....
Does anyone who is a so called bouncer look at the pics that are marked as NSFW... NOT SAFE FOR WORK... ive had 2 pictures recently marked as this CRAP both of these pics that were marked are saying picuters.. nothing is bad or perverted or even racey about them. So in retrospect... SOME STUPID FUCK IS MARKING RANDOM PICTURES AS NSFW.... and noone is actually checking them to make sure they are? ok.. so whos not doing their job ... the bouncers checking the pics? .. or the bouncers.. dealing with idiots on the site? Don't get me wrong i love the site and wish i could be on more often then i am right now.. but when i sign on and see that i have had pics marked as NSFW and check them and find out they are crap pics that are marked... i get a lil peeved... So someone tell me what im supposed to think... or do.. should i not care and just say FUCK IT AND FUCK THOSE WHO ARE PRICKS... Or.. should i worry and comment like i am about it all.. in hopes that someone someonewhere
Friend
A friend is always there for u in the good times and the bad-- a "real" friend doesnt move in with u and sit on their ass and wait for u to support them. a is not a good friend when they sit at ur house and do absolutely nothing and expects u to support them all the way in one way they are useing u .You tell them to find a job and they ignored you --should u let them stay or tell them to hit the road
I Want This Corset!!!
Comment Images - Comments Graphics Not joking!!!! Look how black and shiney!!!! Damn, I am addicted to corsets!
To All My Family And Friends
ITS HARD TO SEND SO MANY FAMILY AND FRIENDS COMMENTS SO HERE IT IS TO ALL TODAY LOVE BREW Text Image Generator
Angel In Disguise
You're my angel in disguise You read my soul with your eyes Your spirit has entered my heart And it's my hope we never part For you are so special to me, Without you, my heart would weep bitterly. You're my angel in disguise Your love comforts my cries At night you guide me through the strife And it is for that, my dear angel, I owe you my life.
Adore
I've written many lines quite easy to find All I had to see was you in my mind Thoughts so clear and bright Brought me a whole new world from darkness to light A picture is worth a thousand words! Only if it begins with I love you This much is true I'd search high and low for just a glimpse of you! Goes to the antage "What more can I do for you?" You touch a place in me long since withdrawn! Your warmth and presence brought me from hiding I hid all ! No sense lying I was a cold person! Didn't care bout dying With you in my life !So now I'm fighting! You gave me reason to go on You are the words to a true Love song I will keep you in my heart for evermore It's you my Love I truly Adore.
Chipped Teeth And Hollow Eyes
I wonder if anything he ever said to me was real. Or original. Everything he [n]ever meant was quoted from someone else. A line stolen to fit the moment. A phrase to make it [epic] They asked me what had happened to me All I could say was- “I am lacking class… therefore I lack beauty…” I am [ugly]. And I [hate]. I won’t ask for your forgiveness. I use to sneak vodka into assemblies And spend all my days popping [perfection] pills. But it seems I haven’t found the proper dosage. I’m still [mediocre]. It all seems to hurt a little more than it should. Loving those that don’t love me back. Sobriety for someone who doesn’t really care. I woke up this morning and thought [“Today is a good day to destroy myself”] Won't you join me?
Once A Cheater Always A Cheater True Or False?
There was a survey I just did.. that most of you wont read.. but more might read this one... [09] Do you believe the statement, once a cheater always a cheater? I dont.... because people do have the ability to change.. they or most people choose to not to.. cause its easier.. doing what is expected.. Everyone has the chance to be something better than what they are... I will say this.. I cheated once... and I told my boyfriend at the time I did.. that was harder than hell to go through,... I learned from it.. Its easier telling the person you dont wanna be with them.. (now I know I dont do that step the right way a lot of the times.. but its something I working on..) So if your a person who people deem you to the once a cheater always a cheater... You should shock them.. know you have the power to change yourself.. and know you can do it.. dont always do what is expected.... then and only then... you will find out who you truly are..
Things To Think About
Random Thoughts by Raso If Jesus had a brother do you think Mary and Joseph would ever say "why can't you be more like your brother Jesus"? Why are whipped cream and chocolate sauce sexy considering all guys get a boner over steak. Why do people ask how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop......have you people seen the movie? It was Dustin Hoffman in drag. Why do women say men are pigs? .....does that make women pig fuckers? People say Richard Gere is a freak because he stuffed a gerbil up his ass....do the gerbil's friends think that their buddy is a freak as well? How come Catholic priests can't get it through their head that sex in the workplace is wrong? If a rolling stone gathers no moss why does Keith Richards look like a spore?. Why do people shave their pubic hair? Don't they realize how many homeless crabs are out there? People eat mints for bad breath, why hasn't anyone come up with an ass mint yet? Wh
I Think I Am Done With Fubar
This site has had its ups and downs since I have signed on to it back in February. It was new and exciting for a while. I met some great people on here as well. Without Fubar, i would have never met Martin and for that I am grateful. I consider myself to be a nice person. I do anything for anyone and I don't like hurting people's feelings, at least not on purpose. I had a miserable Fubar day yesterday with the whole contest thing. Having 4 people keep coming into my picture constantly to check up on me and then keep coming into my profile constantly. I consider that stalking! These ladies must have been afraid I was going to catch up to "their family member" in the contest. Accused me of bashing other contestants and the hosts. I will just say this, that is not what happened. This is make believe. People can be anyone or anything on this site. Sad. I am who I am and I don't pretend to be something I am not on here. I tell the truth. I don't lie. I have a big
Ugh
so much stress.... decided to quite smoking but its hard with everything thats going on.. oh well
Wtf
Wtf ok wtf lol lets c how this crap cums out cause i have sum shit 2 bitch about and im stoned so y not lol..... OK whats the big fucken deal with solutes and y would u not add sum 1 if they dont fucken have 1, i tried and was denied so y in the fuck would i want 2 waist my time 2 make another fuck that fucken bull sheit, lol ok that last bong hit made me 4git about what else i was goin to bitch about, oh well fuck it, if it was pissin me off then i would have remembered it but oh fucken well later 2 who ever reads this and piece the fuck out lol
I'm Back
Hey guys as you know i went on vacation for a few days and something happened. I met a really awesome girl and after spending some time with her we have decided to start dating. I will still be online and am willing to chat with everyone but it cannot go above a PG rating. Take care all i love all yall and hope for the best for you. i may on be on for another couple of days from unpacking and getting myu stuff put away. bye all.
What Do I Do Now??
Hi everyone well here it is..you see i have a boyfriend whome i love more than you could imagin. but his ex girl is his best friend and it has been nothing but problems..you see we fight constantly and she is always involved its either us fighting because i bitch that she won't leave us alone ever or he gets mad because he thinks i am controlling him..at first i thought that he must still love her and want to be with her but he has had a million chances because she still loves him... i don't care if they talk but i flipped out on him because he was going to spend the night at her house with their son... i know i sound messed up cuz its his kid but the whole reason i even had an issue was because he lied to me before and said she was not there and she really was so now i do not trust them together even though supposabally nothing happend that night its the fact that i did not believe she would not be there. the night he recently was asked to stay he left me and went, supposabally she wa
Experience
distortions - manipulations of the magnitude. multitude. identifiable? latent meaning manifesting in a way which leaves interpretation a process not of logic, but maybe you get it. maybe you don't. exploiting the expected endeavors of innocence. ignorance. a slip a coincidence make it what you want. strategy remains a skill not everyone can know it for what it is there's the rib - that made me what I am. to uncover... can this be the game? let who come over? still there whether or not you know they have found it and were also secretly informed. revel in the bliss tripping is easy and falling is fun - flat on your face - then you too shall know.
Official Wicked Dollz Model Application
Interested In Becoming A Wicked Doll?? Wicked Dollz is based out of the DFW, TX area. And the models are from ALL over the world!!! We are selecting only a select few 15 (perhaps more depends on who all applies) to be a part of the Wicked Dollz family and represent us with pride. (More in the future) VERY IMPORTANT: Please make sure your local laws allow you to pose nude before applying. Must be 18 years of age or older to apply. We are looking for women sizes 4-26, with the Wicked Dollz look! Must have Piercings & Tattoos. Goth, Freak, Rockabilly, Punk, Retro, Juggalettes is their way of life not just a look!!! If you think you we have described you then feel free to apply! At the moment we are not able to pay the model, although in the future we hope that we can and we will be doing so. There is A LOT in store for Wicked Dollz Inc. Just stay tuned!!!! We wish to have models apply that believe they have what it takes to be a Wicked Dollz and will stick with us
Ohio Health Freedom Coalition
According to the World Health Report the United States spends more than any other country on it's health care system yet the US ranks 37th for overall performance. All the while, consumers are routinely denied access to a type of healthcare that can be less expensive, less invasive, and often more effective simply because it is not considered mainstream. Complementary and Alternative health practices involve a great many services. None of which require the use of pharmaceutical drugs, surgery, or other toxic or invasive methods. A number of these services are procured from practitioners who are not members of licensed professional groups that can lobby for favorable laws. These services include reflexology, polarity, rolfing, hypnotherapy, naturopathy, reiki, nutritional counseling, and many others. Currently in Ohio, many of these practitioners can be charged criminally for practicing medicine or other modalities that have not spent the money to be recognized by the state
My Girl!
Check Her Out! Now you all know that I like to help others on here, and I have someone I would like for you to meet..:) Show her why I have such an obsession with Fubar would ya? SHow her love like you do me..:) OrangeCloud_1@ fubar
Flower
What Happens if you Lick a Flower? If you Find the Right Spot, and Lick it Just Right... It's Gonna Have a Bloomin Orgasm!!! May I Lick Your Flower? ♥ SKYLAR "Sky's The Limit" ♥
Whiners And Crybabies
I wonder allot why people bother to come online in the first place. It seems like to me and maybe it's just the cynical part of me, but there's a metric ton of unhappy people that come online, here, other forums to try to get happy, or to let everyone else know how unhappy they are. Who cares, really? I mean, if I was best friends or close friends with someone I'd certainly try to help. Should the masses really care what these individuals think, when all they do is rant, rave and cry about how life isn't fair to them? I personally get tired of hearing it. I don't make a habit of bitching and moaning about all my stupid stuff that goes on. I don't see why everyone else needs to take that point of view either. It does get frustrating for me, I'm sure other folks have varying opinions, but I for one am to the point I really just ignore all that now.
Things I Think About Everyday
Life is full of surprizes...Look I know what people say, but the thing is you can't judge a book by its' cover until you read it right or wrong? Well I am sorry if me telling the truth isn't right, but you know a person can only hold things in for a period of time before they can't take it anymore... Like one people say I am not ugly...Heres what I have to say to it. Quit lying cuz i know I am and i am not a shame to admit to it either. If you was shy growing up and didn't talk to anyone and when you asked gurls out. Well after you heard them tell ya to get out their face cuz you were ugly or cuz growing up your family wanted to treat you like shit. You'd say the same thing. Yeah I can honestly say growing up asking women out...I was told I was ugly or slapped in the face and kicked in the balls, or even lied on cuz they didn't like me... Lets say it was you ok. How would you feel after trying so hard in life and you was the black sheep to everything even to your own fam
Boot Camp Verdict Incenses Parents
Bathtub Test...
The Bathtub Test During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' 'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?' ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?
Some Thing To Think About
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine &beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
A$$hole's Contest
Our favorite A$$hole is in a contest. Please stop by and show him your love and support. He need 10,000 comments to get either a VIP or one week blast. I would consider it a personal favor if you drop him some comments. Thanks, Tiggerbear2007
Carlos Vives - La Tierra Del Olvido
Need Your Salutes Please....
Alright, a friend of mine, Chris and I have a bet going to see who can get more salutes by tonight. The only "prize" is going to be bragging rights but that's how we roll. :0)Please send me your salute photos so I can show him I'm way better than he is!!!!! Thank you... For those of you who don't know what I mean....you need to write my name: *Mistress Panttherlady* (two "t's" in Panttherlady)on your body or paper or something and take a pic with it, then send to me. I'll post them in a folder on my page.
Welcome To Fubar!
There are a lot of new people her on Fubar, so I thought I would try and help everyone at the same time. Wow..its getting harder to help everyone individually..LOL As much as I would like to..:) So as a basic rule..its all about leveling and getting points..LOL First you Rate there profile, then you fan them, and then you add them as a friend..:) Pretty simple...After that if you want you can rate pics and do comments..:) (word of advise: its and unwritten rule that you don't rate below a 10 or more, otherwise you are considered a downrater, and thats no fun..LOL) Other than that you can find anymore information you need in the Fubar Bible..:) Have fun with this!..:) Hugs and kisses! Copy and paste this link http://www.fubar.com/bible.php
The Witches Of Minot And Portobello
Just where do the pointed hats witches wear come from? I was just thinking about that before starting today's entry where I was going to tell you that we've already got the costumes Sarah and Jeffrey will be wearing for Halloween; Martha and Mary were out to get Sarah's costume on Sunday afternoon and they brought home this especially cute black dress and pointed hat both with pink trim. We already have tights for Sarah to wear as well -- we got them and other clothes from Sarah's godparents on my side of the family, my brother Bob and his fiancee Diann last Christmas -- and sometimes I think it fits her personality. Jeffrey gets to wear a hand-me-down tiger costume which my mom originally made for my second-oldest niece Callie (who's in her late twenties now) and it's since gone down through every grandchild. Jeffrey makes my mom's twenty-first grandchild, so it took a while to get to him . . . orange overalls, stripes on the sides, a cap with standout ears, and even a tail. As f
On The Next Happy Hour
he needs 6589 to level. Juggalo Josh@ fubar
Fanning Me
Hello. Please If You Havent Fanned Me Can You Please Do So I Have Fanned All And Would Appreciate Fanning Me Back. Thanks Hugs And Bites. Leslie
Domestic Violence
I have too much to do today really express my thoughts on this, though it would probably put my mind to ease and clear my head if I did. On the way to this morning's meeting, I was listening to the radio and during the news, they had a segment on Domestic Violence Awareness in PA and they were kicking off a campaign. That is a great thing. Everything that can be done to stop the violence should be. People should know their options, the programs to help them, where to go, what to do. The state legislator heading it, provided statistics about how many women are abused. It is really terrible just how many women are abused. And it needs to stop. I commend her for her efforts. At the same time, I would express my deep disappointment. You see, every statistic, every reference was about women being abused. For someone promoting the awareness of Domestic Violence, she has failed. Because she forgot me. And she forgot those who are like me. Society accepts that women of every col
The Doors - Break On Through
Jose Feliciano, Carlos Santana And Ricky Martin
Single Again Unfortunetly
I am starting to wonder if The Damned are not ment to be happy because I am single again and this time it was not my fault. I guess when you date someone 14 years older then you and is having a midlife crisis and menopause I guess you get the bad end of the stick. My last relationship prior to this well I fumbled the ball and things were trying to get better and then last month with me being in a relationship pissed off a few ladies which was never my intention to hurt them. Seems like no one truely understands me, not my family, not even my own close friends. Sad aint it? So being single does have its ups and downs but I dont like to be single. I suppose no one does.
Friends
friendship is love but not in love friendship is a secret never to be told friendship is a shoulder to cry on friendship is not having to say sorry but do friendship is not judging no matter what friendship is someone to run too when things are tough friendship is a hand to hold when things are so rough friendship is someone to laugh with not at you freindship is just knowing they are there my freind is all of these hope you have one just like her...
The Salesman
The Salesman He sold it in the usual way, Led him down the primrose trail, Made promises he knew were unreal, His ultimate goal under a veil. The victim signed up with no regard, He knew a good deal when he saw one, The fine print was not really clear, Just legalese that could be un-done. Surely enough, just as they agreed, He enjoyed riches beyond his belief, He made enemies and sealed their fate, It was all in the deal, all in the brief. In retrospect things looked better on paper, Shoulda been more careful, can’t believe I fell, For the oldest trick on the planet, The salesman was Satan – welcome to Hell. Copyright Steve Britt 23 July 1996
Remember Our Firefighters
I have always thought that angels, wore halos and wings of white. But now I find they wear hard hats and black coats with yellow stripes. And angels, in my mind, wore long flowing gowns of white. But now I see dark pants and shirts and badges shining bright. And angels always floated, with bare feet above the ground. Not true! For they wear steel toed boots and go where death is found. Not all angels have smooth hands that look like porcelain. Some angels have torn gloves and cuts and burns upon their skin. And while I thought all angels glowed from heavens light. I see an angel cutting steel, his torch is shining bright. And while these earthly angels passed buckets of debris, The angels up in heaven looked down on bended knee. So while the smoke continued to rise into the sky, I watched the rescue workers weep, I've seen the angels cry.
Need Your Help
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Crock Pot Cajun Pot Roast
1 (15 ounce) can crushed tomatoes in puree 1 cup beef stock or chicken stock 1/2 teaspoon dried thyme 1/2 teaspoon dried basil 1/4 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes 1 bay leaf 1/2 teaspoon cayenne 1/2 teaspoon fresh ground black pepper 1/4 teaspoon salt 3 lbs chuck roast, lean, trimmed of fat, cut into 1 1/2 inch thick steaks 2 tablespoons olive oil 2 onions, chopped 3 stalks celery, chopped 1 green bell pepper, chopped 4 garlic cloves, minced 2 tablespoons flour Not the one? See other Crock Pot Cajun Pot Roast Recipes * Main Dish * Crock Pot Main Dish * Southern U.S. Main Dish * Beef Roast Main Dish * Low Sodium Main Dish 1. Add tomatoes, stock, thyme, basil, red pepper flakes and bay leaf to the crock pot set on high; mix well. 2. Mix cayenne, black pepper, and salt. Rub well into the roast. 3. Heat a cast iron pan, add oil and brown meat on all sides. Add to crock pot. 4. Sauté the vegetables in the
Ladies Prayer
Now I lay me Down to sleep. I pray the lord My shape to keep. Please no wrinkles Please no bags And please lift my butt Before it sags. Please no age spots Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away Please keep me healthy Please keep me young, And thank you Dear Lord for all that you've done! Foot Note: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we are nuts!"
Oct 17th Wsc Poll
Li As I See It And How I Want It To Become
I been thinking about life alot I guess. Looking back at the past and then looking at now...It has gave me alot to think about. As i was growing up like when I was 17 and 18 I had thi I loved in life.I had friends that actually wanted to do things with me. I had gurls that loved me, but at the same time I believe they only loved me due to I had weed everyday and I ani't talk to smal amounts either, or cuz I had money all the time. I always had a job on top of that. But as life as i started living it was icredible I thought. I had a beautiful young woman that I could come home to every night after work and she was there everytime...Waiting for me to wrp my arms around and cuddle and hold her...Don't get me wrong I done with out things for her such as clothes,cars,friends,family,(well her family was there for me unlike my wasn't) they treated me like I was one of them. Yeah I ani't going to lie about it Everyone called me her little bitch boy cuz I was always doing everyt
What Is Up With This?
People, I was on ly 2900 points from going to next level. I got almost all the points myself with rates and opuinion polls and so on. I asked for help to finish up the last little bit from exactly 15 friends who were online and only 5 peeps came to help me out. Those that helped....Thank you so much. What the heck is up with that? I am always ready to help any friend out any way I can. Maybe I expect too much from people. I am not upset or anything like that....just surprised at the turnoyut to help me...A couple had a few things to do first and then they said they would get to me. I get most of my points by by doing one survey after another. Not a prob.prob...Just...."HMMMMM"
Friendships
Life is a garden, Good friends are the flowers and time spent together life's happiest hours... And friendship like flowers, blooms ever more fair... when carefully tended by dear friends who care. ~Helen Steiner Rice~ A true friend is one soul in two bodies. ~Aristotle BC 384-322~ He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson ~ Hold a true friend with both your hands. -- ~Nigerian Proverb~ One who looks for a friend without faults will have none~ ~ Hasidic Saying~ Friendship doubles our joy and divides our grief. ~ Swedish proverb~
To Family
well the bitches know who they is he he he audreay and lauren you are the best sis's one can have as far aprt as we are i love's you so much perry keef poker and many many more chris mz he he he pink pt and more i wuvs ya all and to anyone from fu on my family hope you like it there
My Little Girl
A single tear, that love bears no boundaries. A simple touch, to wrap my arms around you. Within your smiles my heart embraces, Within your laughter my heart caresses your joy. In every story you have to tell me, In everything you do in play, In everything you dream to see, I love you more for this each day. In every way you want for the spotlight, In everything that you must bear, With every day you learn wrong from right, I look inside myself - I see a child who was once there. Let me dry the tears that hold you in sadness, Let me hold you in your joy, Let me show you all I know in lovliness, I shall love you forever. My little girl, Unconditional love for you forever, My little girl.
Ru Ready
i will pull you close grasping your hips feeling your beauty and tasting your lips i'll give you tickling whispers that breath down your neck. you'll want me so bad it will leave you a wreck. dont keep your hands to yourself everything is free do whatever you want baby corrupt me. my mind is running circles and my eyes are in love with every part of your body i cant get enough. looking at you fuels my desire to touch every part of you and set you on fire with shivers of thrill that run through your veins one kiss from my lips will drive you insane. but your lips arent enough i want to explore every curve i discover leaves me wanting more. its gonna get hot and it will probably get sweaty im going for the kill i hope you are ready
Why People Are So Jealous About Other People Is Out Of My Mind
Why do people have to be so damn jealous... that shyt is for little kids... if you are jealous over someone bein wit someone else go the fuck up.. people are with how they are for reasons and if they are not wit you there has to be reasons why the are not wit you so just go the fuck up and stop being so damn jealous... people are tired of everyone bein jealous... you need to understand that you cant have everyone that you want... just because you want that person that does not mean that same person wants you... everyone needs to get that through their head... and stop fuckin up other peoples relationships... go out and find someone elses... that will stop alot of drama for alot of people... everyone just needs to worry about their own fuckin life and stop worring about other peoples.... STOP BEING SO DAMN JEALOUS EVERYONE.....
3,000,000,000,000 To Godfather!!!! Stfu
WTF is with the bulletins claiming you only have 300,000 to Godfather, or 250,000 to level up? Holy fuck people, I can see if you're within a couple thousand, but please any more then that, STFU. There are some real worth bulletins out there and this bullshit is getting out of control. Let's try and use some common sense. More then 3,000 to level, it's not going to happen any time soon.
Breaking Down
Touching your photograph; tears falling from my red and swollen eyes. Those words ringing in my ears; "I love you and I'll never leave you!" Where are you now my love; where have you gone.. Why have you forsaken me for another.. Is she everything you dreamed about... Can she keep you warm at night.. Will she be there for you when you need her... Is she holding you tight... My stomach churns; my vision blurs; at the thought of another in your arms... I feel as if I'm breaking down... Falling completely apart... You are my soul; my heart; my dream; without you I'm not me....
I Need Help Please .
this guy DA WHITE SOX is a down rating pev! he started talking to me and then started being nasty . and when i told him the conversation was over he called me a fucking cunt . just because i did not want to watch him wack off! sorry as all my friends know i don't talk dirty to anyone on here and if i am going to i know which ones not him . and there r a lot of guys on here who look out for us ladies on here ! please help . if you can please go to his page and give him a 1 and block let him here from the real men of fubar and the women who won't put up with his shit ether. xoxoxo ann
B.a.c.a.come Show Support
Come jump aboard on the B.A.C.A. bus and head over to the Bikers Clubhouse Bar And Grill and sign in to show your support. Prizes given out to every one that signs up and the119th person gets a ring. click pic to get to lounge-
Near And Dear Friend
I have a good friend of mine in a contest that I ddin't know he was in, and he needs help with comments....Can you Please stop by and comment bomb a few? (commment bomb means bombing the same picture over and over again with comments) Thanks Everyone!..Hugs and Kisses!
Homemade Refrigerator Pickles
"Just pickles!!! These are easy to make, and are a great way to use vegetables from the garden." INGREDIENTS 1 cup distilled white vinegar 1 tablespoon salt 2 cups white sugar 6 cups sliced cucumbers 1 cup sliced onions 1 cup sliced green bell peppers DIRECTIONS In a medium saucepan over medium heat, bring vinegar, salt and sugar to a boil. Boil until the sugar has dissolved, about 10 minutes. Place the cucumbers, onions and green bell peppers in a large bowl. Pour the vinegar mixture over the vegetables. Transfer to sterile containers and store in the refrigerator.
Invsible
Reaching to the heavens with a breath of final hope... I turn to pray for answers as my dreams go up in smoke... Love promises forever and ever more... Though now I lay here bleeding; upon your kitchen floor... Didn't you even stop to think about how I would hurt... When you came walking in with her and in my face kicked dirt... So now you have to deal with me; no longer can you pretend... For in your eyes I take my life; with you I meet my end... Now tears fill your eyes as you begin to see... The lover you gave so much grief; now see the invisible me.....
Live Live Live
Never take a single moment for granted... Speak up and be heard... Make each day worth waking... No one ever promised... That life would be easy to live... The only promise we have received... Is that in the end its worth it!!!
Life
so as we all seem to know all to well that when life seems to start going good it shits on you...well in my case life doesnt just shit...it takes ex-lax and blows liquid chunks. so hmm i am feeling a bit defeated right now and doing everything to keep my head outa the water and so far i am doing OK...i dont know how long that will stay true. So anyway i am still single still a father and still bored off my mind daily....the only people that seem to care about me is the people that send you your bills, at least they call to see if i am still alive. well hopefully all works out i am gonna sit here and self medicate on Bud Lite. well hit me up if your bored or if i owe you money either way talk to you later
22,500
i am more then halfway there! woo hoo! if anyone is bored and needs something to do I am in a contest to win a Happy Hour. If you could leave a comment or two it would be greatly appreciated! I am all about showing luv to those who help me out! Please come by!! Thank you, Jennifer link:
Whats Wrong
why is it when i find a grrrl she ends up bullshittn me.im i a sucker n fall for it or do i have a soft heart? i ment a women online bout a year ago and boy did i get taken on one hell of a ride by her. she told me she was going through a d-vorc and lived wit her mom. the truth is she is married and was unhappy so she got a boyfriend and was unhappy so i came along and boom we a couple. then she says that she is going 2 break up wit him and doing the big d for real. guess what you got it a lie i found out that they were stiil together and all the normal stuff that goes along with that lie.this is the short version of the story hell there lies of a warrent for his arrest for beatn her and so on and so on. then about a couple weeks ago a couple of freinds were tired of seeing me unhappy and drinking like i did a couple years ago so they suggested this site sao we got on line and wow the response has been amazing to say the least. you may not beleive me but i have not had soooo
New Preamble To The Constitution
"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other Liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights." ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but No one is guaranteeing anything. ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is Based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, exp
Harley Update !!!!!!
On Harleys last visit to the Cancer specialist It has been diagnoised as a 72 5 shrinkage in the tumor on her brain.So your prayers are definantly appreciated. I want to thank each and everyone of you that Prayed for her.We are praying that it clears up all the way.Again Thank you all. LOL Dave
At My Masters Feet
A hand reaches out in the darkness eyes strain for a glimpse of light As fear and doubt engulf me He hears my pain... He sees my plight. Against this hell i struggle rage against the status quo i fight for a piece of Heaven His voice fills the void... He soothes my woes my mind searches in vain for reason my soul craves passion as yet untold my heart beats with an animal rhythm my body hungers for things unknown Through my despair He whispers the answer In one touch the Truth unfolds on wings of lust He lifts me my Harbor, my Heart... my Home i wear His chains of freedom shackled in love this heart beats strong i can face all the tomorrows at His feet.... where i belong.
Gypsymisstress/what's In A Name?
I have been asked about this. So let me try to explain; the last long term relationship I was in was with a guy who was into bondage;S&M etc. So I became a Misstress. I don't take money for my services and I'm not a sleeparound escort. I enjoy sex----I like to give head--I like to be submissive or dominate. If there are any questions just ask, I have tried to clear this name question up as clear as I could.
5200 To Go
Let's help Whiskey to the next level! WHISKEYRIVERO4~SHORT BUS RIDER~@ fubar
Please Come Help Bomb
Come help out my friend "Ice Man". Christopher is in a contest and could use your help dropping picture comments. Even if you only have a few minutes, your time would be appreciated. The rates and help with your contests will be returned. Here's the link http://www.fubar.com/blog/138892/569596 Thanks all! Big Hugs, Beth
Consider The Impossible
For as long as I can remember my drivers liscense has always had organ donor on it. People would tell me, "you know that don't work on you or get you to the hospital that fast if you have that." Well, is that was the case there would be less people on the waiting list. My mother contracted a disease during a transfusion in the early 80's. It was before aids testing, hepatitis testing, etc. You can imagine. My mother was having a hysterectomy. Get over my spelling on this one. *smiles* I am tired. Anyhow the disease caused her liver to fail. There is no big money law suits there is no happily ever after. Forget that idea. She had a liver transplant 14 years ago. She is still with me. I treasure every day. Although because many of the medications at that time were experimental over time it has taken her kidney functions away. She is now in dialysis. I am going to be tested to see if I can donate one of my kidneys. Many people look at me shocked. Some people would neve
The Fly By Night Family Is Looking For Bombers
HELLO EVERYONE, THE FLY BY NIGHT FAMILY IS LOOKING FOR NEW MEMBERS TO JOIN OUR RANKS. JUST A QUICK BACKGROUND ON THE FAMILY NAME. I AM A DIE HARD RUSH FAN FLY BY NIGHT IS A SONG BY RUSH. THE FAMILY WAS STARTED AS A RUSH TRIBUTE FAMILY NOTHING MORE. THEN WE BECAME A CONTEST-GIVEAWAY BOMBING FAMILY. NOW AS FOR QUALIFICATIONS FOR MEMBERSHIP. 1. MUST HAVE AT LEAST 1 SALUTE THATS BEEN APPROVED BY FUBAR. 2. MUST LIKE AND WANT TO BOMB IN CONTESTS AND GIVEAWAYS. 3. BEFORE ENTERING A CONTEST LET ME KNOW SO WE DO NOT HAVE MORE THEN 2 or 3 IN A CONTEST OR GIVEAWAY AT ONE TIME. ONCE WE GET LARGER AND CAN SUPPORT MORE CONTESTS WE WELL INCREASE TO 4, 5 ETC. 4. THE FAMILY HAS ALLIE FAMILY'S THAT MAY ASK FOR HELP. SO YOU MUST BE WILLING TO HELP THEM. 5. I WELL ASK FOR VOLENTEARS FIRST. IF NO ONE VOLENTEARS MEMBERS MUST BE OK WITH ME ASSIGNING THEM TO SPECIFIC CONTESTS AND/OR GIVEAWAYS. RULES FOR BOMBING MEMBERS ARE ALLOWED TO BOMB WHO THEY WANT AND WHEN THEY WANT. I DO HOWEVER AS
3380 To Go
WHISKEYRIVERO4~SHORT BUS RIDER~@ fubar
Love & Respect
Love & respect everyone. Be kind. Even when life is scary or confusing, take courage & be of good cheer, for I am always with you. Learn how to be quiet, so you can hear my still small voice. Leave the world a better place by living your life with dignity & gratefulness. Hold back nothing from life, for the parts of you that can die will surely die & the parts that can't won't. Make your own everyday life a shining example of kindness & good humor. Abandon your fear of each other & begin living, loving, & laughing together.
Please Read Rules Of Fubar
I must remember that,I must not be so Outspoken when Fubar Fucks up.That Fubar is an Exsperimental Online Community.An I'm another Addicted Guest here an I must Follow their Rules or Loose my Priveledges to be here.It's good to be back. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ fubar.com is a social networking service that allows members to create unique personal profiles online in order to find and communicate with old and new friends. The service is operated by fubar.com, ("fubar.com"). By using the fubar.com Website (the "Website") you agree to be bound by these Terms of Use (this "Agreement"), whether or not you register as a member ("Member"). If you wish to become a Member, communicate with other Members and make use of the fubar.com services (the "Service"), please read this Agreement and indicate your acceptance by following the instructions in the Registration process. This Agreement sets out the legally binding terms for your use of the Website and your Membershi
~prayers Needed~
IT SEEMS AS IF WHEN IT RAINS IT POORS IN MY LIFE AND FAMILY...I NEED TO ASK THOSE OF YOU WHO PRAY TO PLEASE KEEP MY SON IN YOUR PRAYERS...HE WAS IN A HORRIBLE AUTO ACCIDENT AND HE BROKE HIS NECK,BACK,RIBS AND HAS OVER 180 STITCHES ON HIS FACE. HE WOKE FROM A COMMA TO HEAR THAT HE WOULD BE PARALIZED BUT HE IS HEAD STRONG AND STUBBERN AND HE GOT UP AND WALKED.HE WILL NEED SURGRY TO CORRECT SOME OF THE INJURIES AND HE IS HOME RECOVERING NOW.tHANK YOU ALL IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYER AND GOD BLESS YOU ALL.
Bobbitt Family
BOBBITT FAMILY UPDATE In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with ... A Misdewiener!
Moving
tonite will be the last nite i am on until saturday when i get where im going..if u see me online it will jus be a friend bombing my contest
Ok Ok Next Week Then
As ya'll know, or should by now i'm working on deleting friends without salutes (for those with a problem with it, you're probably one of the reasons i am, get over yourselves and live with it)... anyhow it's a tedious process and i'm done dealing with it for this week, about 1000 were deleted. i'm going away this weekend and plan to enjoy myself so i'm taking tomorrow and friday off of my little deleting spree and plan to just catch up with some friends when i'm around. i'm having major issues sleeping and because of this i'm VERY prone to missing shouts. please do not think i'm ignoring you, i'm just missing alot of shit... if i do it repeatedly i'm probably afk. as for tonight i'm writing a quick family only blog after this and going to bed, so please guys catch me tomorrow not tonight :p Love ya, Sin
Help Amanda
My Wife is in a contest!!! Click on pic below....its the link to the contest! Rate & keep commenting her picture!!!
Update.
so, i'm tired, bored and out of weed, i have money, yet no weed. what is this world coming to? i'mma go scrape a pipe and hope for the best. assalamaleka(sp) and praise be to allah. there's your update.
Wake, Not Funeral
She asked me for a few answers, I said maybe after awhile, not that I'd have any then, we'd wake up next to each other, with nothing to say. Get up awkwardly dress, wonder what led to all this, quiet distress, as we thought about polite words to make leaving easy. All so philosophical, conversational, the drunken night before, now twisted and clumsy words. Formerly animated, now cadaverous, honestly, I am the same person I was last night, just not eloquent with the dawn, drained empty by what went on, give me some hours, and he will return. Or stay, see who I am now and I will see you.
Truly Twisted Sick Shit That Rocks!
I know it's techno Gothic,but this shit really is HOT!!!Between the Eyes Volume II is the bomb!...Particularly their tracks We have to see we have to know and I'm gonna wrap myself in your intestines!.....Truly some sick an twisted shit,but damn it's HOT!!!......You need to go an check it out,you won't go away disappointed,I promise!......An as always,peace out!....Much love!
Illegal
Illegal Lyrics
Scrying
Some people have a natural aptitude for scrying. They only have to walk past a shallow puddle in the road, glance at a piece of black glass, admire the glossy fur of a black cat or look at a wet patch on a black rubbish sack and numerous images flood into their minds. Others have to spend days, weeks, months, even years, mastering this apparently simple technique, staring into elaborate black mirrors and seeing nothing but their own dark reflection - frustrating indeed - and of course, that very frustration makes things more difficult. As with all magic, it needs to be taken seriously, but with a playful and curious state of mind. Trying too hard is counterproductive. One of the things which makes scrying so hard for some people to do is that, like meditation, it requires an altered state of consciousness to be achieved, but with the eyes open. In meditation, path working, and in parts of a ritual, most people prefer to work with their eyes closed because this makes an
Witches Amazing Grace
Amazing grace, how sweet the Earth that bore a witch like me! I once was burned, now I survive, was hung and now I sing. T'was grace that drew down the moon and grace that raised the seas. The magic in the people's will will set our Mother free. We face the East and breathe the winds that move across this earth. From gentle breeze to hurricane our breath will bring forth the change. Turn towards the South and feel the fire that burns in you and me. The spirit's flame will rise again and burn eternally. We greet the West, our souls awash in tides of primal birth. Our tears and blood, our pain and love will cleanse and heal the earth. Reach into the North and know your roots down deep ancestral cave. We find the wisdom of the Crone, Of circles we are made. Amazing earth, enduring life, from death into rebirth. T'is earth I am and earth I love and earth I'll always be. Amazing grace, how sweet the Earth that bore witches
A Woman's Poem!!
I shave my legsI sit down to peeAnd I can justifyAny shopping spreeDon't go to a barberBut a beauty salonI can get a massageWithout a hard-onI can balance a checkbookI can pump my own gasI can talk to my friendAbout the size of my assMy beauty's a masterpieceAnd yes it takes longAt least I can admitTo others when I'm wrongI don't drive in circlesAt any costAnd I don't have a problemAdmitting I'm lostI never forgetAn im
The Lie Of Love
It's on the lips of the heartbroken and downtrodden, it's in the poetry of the cheated-on and the abandoned and it's in the hearts of the abused an trampled, those four little words, "Love is a lie!" But love is not a lie, nor is it a trap to make you weep or a game played by fools and other over-emotional buffoons. Love is as real as the air we breathe, the earth we walk on and the water we drink. It's there, always lurking, often hiding but always around and waiting to strike. The lie of love isn't that it doesn't exist but rather the fairy tale the world has made it out to be. Every story that ends in "happily ever after" has had but one moral, that all you need is love and if you have that, everything in the world will be perfect. Nothing could be further from the truth. While love is important and a beautiful thing, it is just one of many factors in determining how happy one truly is. There are millions of people who are passionately enthralled in perfect love, but are
If Only!!
If only I can reach out and touch you, press my lips against yours, anytime, day or night. If only my dreams of you would turn into a reality, bringing us together until the end of time. If only you knew how you live in me, when I’m awake, and in my dreams. If only you knew you stole my heart, unlocking my love and desires opening up my emotions, which had died. If only you can see when you look into my eyes, the reflection of you and me. If only you knew you were the one, I’ve been waiting for all my life. If only I knew, you already knew
What's With The Names?
Seems to me that everybody on this site is "DJ" something. Holy fuck people, if everyone is "DJ" something, then who the hell is listening to the music when all are playing it? What a stupid, dumbass fad. How about you all LEARN about music before calling yourself a "DJ"?
Compassion
The need to help others, in my experience, is one of the greatest weaknesses a person can have. Though posessing it is seen as a good thing and earns one the laurels of being noble or saintly, it's a bitter curse that follows those who posses it, often clean to their grave. The bitter reality is that most people don't want to be helped. They think they do and they act as such, but what most people want is nothing more than reaffirmation for their own ideas and goals. They don't want you to tell them or help them get what they need, they want you to tell them what they think they need. Often times being helped requires more effort than the act of helping, but most people, even those at their lowest, aren't willing to put forth the effort to change their perspectives, mend their ways or open their minds. The result, the people you try to save find themselves running in circles. As if trying to wear down the fabric of their souls, they place themselves in vicious cycles, unable to
All Or Nothing - Westlife
Vikings
When was the last time you looked at someone and said "Wow! He/she looks cool – I'd go knit a sweater for them if they asked me to". That's right. You're a moron. LITTLE DID YOU KNOW: People are just not cool anymore. The 80's have long been gone, deal. No one wears any nice clothes anymore – in fact, there are no nice clothes up for sale either. They have all either become way too cliché or they just aren't over the top anymore. You've got a nice choice though. Emo – Cybergoth – Chav – Stoner. That's it, though. I still don't know what a fucking emo is. Is it a tropical fruit? The 80's weren't even that cool. What happened during 1980 – 1989? NOTHING. Absolutely fuck all happened. In the 80's we had yuppies – we still have them now but no one cares anymore. Do you see my point? I was watching the film "Party Monster" last night – you know, that film about the New York club kids - and nothing actually happened. Nothing revolutionary anyway – unless you think that taking a lot
To All My Friends & Family
WANTING TO WISH ALL OF MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS A KISCKASS THURSDAY PLAY IN THE RAIN OR JUST GET SOAKED LOVE YA'S BREW SMILES Get More at COMMENTYOU.com
Kissing...corrected
Completely bored today, my mind was wonderin' all over the place. I began to think about kissing and about the great kissers and great kisses I have had over my 30 plus years. Of course I also thought about the not-so-great ones which is why I am now writing this here blog. I by no means am implying that I am this excellent kisser. I do my best with what I've got. I am basically writing this to help others who obviously have kissing "issues". There is an art to kissing. Really. I understand that everyone is different. And I understand that different occassions call for different forms of kissing. Hence, sweet and romantic verses hot and passionate. A simple "good-bye, I'm off to work" kiss versus and "haven't seen you in forever" kiss. I have had many kisses in my time and out of them all, I only remember the really good smackers and the really bad ones. Personally, I love to kiss, but I LOVE to be kissed. It's not just the affection, but the warmth that can filter through you
Pretty Cool, Huh?
Two Stories - you have to read both! STORY NUMBER ONE Many years ago, Al Capone virtually owned Chicago. Capone wasn't famous for anything heroic. He was notorious for enmeshing the windy city in everything from bootlegged booze and prostitution to murder. Capone had a lawyer nicknamed 'Easy Eddie.' He was Capone's lawyer for a good reason. Eddie was very good! In fact, Eddie's skill at legal maneuvering kept Big Al out of jail for a long time.To show his appreciation, Capone paid him very well. Not only was the money big, but also, Eddie got special dividends. For instance, he and his family occupied a fenced-in mansion with live-in help and all of the conveniences of the day. The estate was so large that it filled an entire Chicago city block. Eddie lived the high life of the Chicago mob and gave little consideration to the atrocity that went on around him. Eddie did have one soft spot, however. He had a son that he loved dearly. Eddie saw to it that his young son had clothe
Costumes
A bald man with a wooden leg is invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later, he received a parcel with the following note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co. The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your Wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co. Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company another nast
"pimpolo-g"
~PimPolo-G~ Ayo..you don't know shit 'bout diz kid, I've gots tattoos on my eye lid, I'm packin' heat to my toe tips and I've got grenades back at my crib. Boom shaka boom, I'm like "yo bitch, yo step outta line I'm smackin' yo lip!" I've got funky plates on my new whip, don't like my new style? Fucking zip it! Cuz I'm that one pimp they call cupid, hydrolix and all son I'm stupid! PhraseFlow breakin' through with the new shit, don't like what I say? Suck on diz dick! Cuz I'm sick of y'all lying bitches, so suck on my ass like them leaches. I'm live on the wire, I'm electric and hung like a horse and eccentric. Got flows out the ass that are hectic and I give them props to my gente! yo, I'm twisted up in la mente yo fui el que mato a el presidente- Don't mind me, I'm just fucking ventin'! Yo boom shaka boom, I got a new clip and takin' a ride out to Brooklyn. I'll be ridin' low while I'm tokin'-
Bad Day
You know you're in for a bad day when, for some reason you can't fall asleep until 3 am and you have to be up at 6. Then you only get 1 1/2 hours sleep because while sleeping you get a really bad cramp in your thigh. When you finally fall back asleep, the alarm clock starts beeping, you hit snooze and roll over. Only to find out you accidently turned off the alarm and wake up late for work. Now I am at work yawning my head off, can't concentrate fully and want be able to anything about sleep until I get home tonight because I have errands to run when I get off at 5 pm. Man, I need a vacation. How's everyone elses day going?
Bad Storms
Hi All In case you looking for me 10-18 I have a weather probem hear NWS-SPC said we going to get a bad storm i be on if i can ( when it safe to do so most time i am on but this is mod rist of bad weather can include but not limited too 1) lighting 2) wind of 80 mph 3) torndo 4) power failers i be on as mush as i can untell it get realy bad.
Time Remembered
If I could turn back the hands of time From the 1st time we met I'd surely have no regrets I'd slow it to a snail's pace Just to see the look on your beautiful face! To see that 'sparkle you tried to hide I knew all along it was a stubborn pride! Because those are the memories I will not forget Time was surely on my side that day For "you" are the reason I sing a happy song Song, sang ;but not by word of mouth It's heard all in my mind's sweet melodies new all the time As our days pass into years I know in my heart we will share a lot of tears They'd be in trust as time turns things to dust! Yes! If time could be stopped on a dime Every second would be cherished as it began For Love waits for no man! With that knowledge I'm glad I was there when it came
How Far Are You Willing To Go On The First Date
hey people just wanted to know how far all of you would be willing to go on the first date?
What I Did Isn't Wht I Am Doing
Do any one think a person that had has some trouble in his or her life should have that held against them for the rest of there life? In my city and other cities there are people like myself that has made mistakes in there life and have tried to get past them but the city has been holding it against use and it is wrong in my eyes. I just wish people would look at what I am doing with my life instead of what i did in the past before they judge me. I have a beautiful son that I am raising to be the best he can be and I am trying to do what it takes to go to school and get a good job, but every one hold my past against me, what do I have to do to get ahead and get people to understand that is who I was not who I am.
Tell Someone You Love Them Before It's Too Late
I Love You Brittney loved basketball Friends and parties too And when it came to painting That's all she wanted to do She painted everything she saw Birds, flowers, the sky Some days she sat at her window And painted everything that passed her by But lately she'd been feeling woozy Her muscles ached a lot And her parents got kind of worried So they took her to the doc The doctor took a couple of tests To see if everything was okay Then the nurse came out with a look of sadness And this is what she had to say; "I'm sorry but you've got leukemia," "You've got about 3 months more." Then Brittney got up and ran out of the room And slammed the office door She ran down the street screaming And cried her eyes out dry And stayed up all night Wondering what it's like to die Her parents held her tightly And said, "We love you," "We'll make your last few months the greatest," "We'll do anything for you." So Brittney and her parents moved to Florida To live by
Painting Rainbows
Have you ever met someone who always knows the right things to say, the right look to give, the perfect touch to offer in times when you felt no one else could 'connect' with you? Recently I have been blessed with the beauty of someone who I like to think is one of the few people who put the colors in rainbows...They walk into a room and EVERYONE around them becomes a beautiful shade in a perfect color palette. In my life I have noticed that the most elegant and perfect poems are always signed by "Anonymous" writers..and I've often wondered why or how someone could create such beauty and not take credit for it. I now have a deeper understanding...The author wants the beauty and credit to be souly on the lines in the poem, and not on themselves~ one very unself act. I feel that same way about the person whom I've recently came to know on a deeper level....there's not any need to reveal whom they are...for once you've crossed paths with them, you are well aware of their perfect identit
Freaky #2
Ok, so I live in Salem, MA during Halloween. I already posted a blog of something freaky that happened to me the other day. Here is something freaky that happened to me today. Last week, we bought a new fish for the fish tank. It lasted 3 days before it started to look ill, then it just disappeared. I looked thru the whole fish tank, as well as my husband and daughter. We even looked around the outside of the fish tank thinking it may have jumped out. We couldn't find it. We moved all the plants and the rocks and shells. It was gone. This fish was a White Molly, about almost 2 inches long. The stones and background are blue and the plants are reddish brown and green as well as the rocks being brown and sandy. A week ago to the day it went missing, I found it floating dead on the top of the tank. Where was it this whole time? Why did it appear a week later? Why weren't we able to find it before now? Does this have to do with the other freaky thing that happened
Christie
HAVE WE BEEN NEGLECTING CHRISTIE? SHE STILL HAS OVER 8 FRIEND REQUESTS OUT! HERE IS HER LINK, SHE WILL RETURN ALL FAVORS!! Christie@ fubar
Moving Forward
I recently got out of a relationship with the true love of my life. Its unfortunate for me since I truly love this man and he claims to love me with all his heart as well, its just things couldn't be worked out on my behalf. However, I know that this adventure has brought with it triumphs and left behind some good memories and lessons as well as a broken heart. I know now that I must learn to love the one I claim to love unconditionally. All the little things that aren't relevant I should not let get the best of me. I know now, where my mistakes lie, a little too late though. But it'll help me for the future. I just wish there was a fast forward button to get me through this, even though I know I am strong enough to over come this and anything that comes my way, its just getting through this phase that I dont want to deal with. But, what's life without pain? Isn't that how we learn to be stronger and wiser for anything that comes our way? I believe so. I've always been a ve
I Need Help
I'm in a dilemma here. You see, every so often, the university sends out an email informing us that our password will expire in X amount of days. It's my policy to match my password with the combination to my luggage. So everytime I have to change my password, I have to buy new luggage. This is causing several problems. First, I'm spending a fortune on luggage. Second, there's luggage all over my apartment. Hell, I can barely walk around here. Third, I've spent so much money on luggage, that I can't afford to go anywhere, thus defeating the purpose of having luggage in the first place. Any advice out there in Fubarland on how to solve this problem?
Where My Music Is On The Air!!!
Hey Fubarians... This is for all those wonderful people that I speak with, that love my music, You can Visit this station, and request my songs if you like... Kisses and hugs... greggace
I Dont Believe In Love
I Don't Believe In Love Lyrics For my Angel..you know who you are :)
Liars, Roommates And Everything In Between
I was forced to leave home last year at this time. I moved in with people I met through friends because I had nowhere else to go. I have been paying $500 a month toward rent and lived with 2 other people. Last month, my roommates broke up and the female kicked the male out. I was worried bout rent but she told me not to worry. She already moved on to a new guy and has been practically living with him the last month or so. I'm the only one who takes care of the apartment. Tuesday there was a petition from the court for non-payment where she has not paid rent since MAY!! They are demanding the money or eviction. She's still telling me not to worry but I do not want to come home one day and find that the marshall has locked me out the aprtment. I'm trying to move before any actions happen against us. I'm halfway packed and will pack the rest tonite to be out tomorrow. Should I let her know I'm leaving or just leave a note like she does for me?
Wildlife Way Station
I'm having a birthday party for me however I am using this event as a fund raiser for the Wildlife Way Station. Please watch the video below to see more about us and donate to our cause.
That's Just Wrong!
I caught a glimpse of myself in the doorway earlier on the way to the fax machine and I almost cringed. The way I'm dressed today and with the way my hair is done i look like Susie Homemaker. *shoot me*
Have A Good One
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I Like It Like This
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Thursday
Todays comment is an old tag I made and have used over and over, I just go to either "RockYou" or "slide" and add some FX to keep it fresh(?) Funny Thursday must not be a very creative day for me? So: "Due to lack of interest ... -T H U R S D A Y- Has been cancelled!" Yikes! (looks as that one didnt work, eh try a "RockYou" - Get Your Own I cant see the one below ... -Can YOU?-
What A Morning
I'm having a Blonde Moment Morning, I swear. It was so hard to get up, I just wanted to keep sleeping 5 more mins. But I did finally get out of bed. Everything is moving smooth until I can't find my car keys with my work keys attached. Had them last night, just can't find them now. Oh well, so off to preschool we go. Get my daughter dropped off (thank you daddy) and off to work I go. Still no keys to be found. Good thing one of my co-workers comes in earlier then me, I just had her open up the office at 1 min to 8 am. So tonight it's the great hunt for the work keys. LOL See what happens when a blonde washes her hair?
True Love
My eyes, they weep For every minute They cannot adore you My arms, they regret All the lonely days They can't hold you My lips, they despair At every inch of your face Not kissed My skin, it shivers With the slightest touch You bestow upon it My limbs, they tangle With your lonesome body My hands, they tremble To hold your perfect face My soul, it escapes From this bed of bad fairy tales My mind, it sleeps Knowing that dreams Will return me to you.
Living Will!!!!!
Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine. She's such a bitch.....
Betrayal
just thought i would share some of my writings with everyone..let me know what you all think! Betrayal To close for comfort to far for reach ambitions turn nightmare that dreams never teach. You said that you never Do what you've done. Love turned to fire that feels like the sun! Where ever life takes you may your eyes clearly see but if you were blinded feel the wind, for its me. May you never feel this pain that you dropped inside my heart, there could never be a story told for this ending had no start.
Sobering Statistic...
Regardless of where you stand on the issue of the U.S. involvement in Iraq , here's a sobering statistic: There has been a monthly average of 160,000 troops in the Iraqi theatre of operations during the last 22 months, and a total of 2,112 deaths. That gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers. The firearm death rate in Washington D.C. is 80.6 per 100,000 persons for the same period. That means that you are about 25% more likely to be shot and killed in the U.S. Capital than you are in Iraq . Conclusion: The U.S. should pull out of Washington. Who knows if its true or not... but hey why not.. works for me :)
God, I Wish I Was Dead
I created a lounge and it cost me 500 fubucks, but will anyone join me there? No, but they say I'm not ugly. My "Friends" who just pander to me and give me lame excuses like I'll never visit L.A. that's just lame. I can see the real reason, I'm ugly. I have no one, I have no crushes, no one loves and probably never will. If I died writing this, would anyone even attend the funeral? Would anyone even notice? Would anybody even care?
A New Start
Some of you may have noticed that I am not as active on here as I have been in the past. I just simply have not had the time. My page is always up but most of the time I am not sitting at this desk. A few of you know me personally and the ones who knew me before Hurricane Katrina know what my life has been like for the past several years. I divorced 5 years ago after a 23 year marriage and started my life all over. It wasn't easy and I went through a bout of depression. Just as I started getting my life back in order Katrina hit and turned it upside down again. As depression set in again I started packing on some pounds. I am not a tall person so trust me it did not look good. I have always struggled with my weight, losing and gaining but this time I was really having problems. And I was desperate to have a meaningful relationship and nothing seemed to work out for me. I decided to take things into my own hands. I started a new job, made some new friends and I've started l
Saddle Creek
(ok all, this is a dream that i have been having since i was like 15...there really is a place called saddle creek and it freaks me out lol) Saddle Creek Me and Krissy were out at saddle creek around midnight doing our Gator spotlighting as we liked to do. We had a huge spotlight that you could see extremely well with. Over near one of the Pathway into the woods, the truck slowly drove past as we checked out the trees for any hiding animals. At first when i saw the body lying there i thought it was just another bum who was taking a nap out there. That wouldn't have been such a surprise, the place is known for the bums and weirdos that hang out there. But something in my head told me this was no bum taking a nights rest. I made krissy roll back to check what i saw. At first my eyes didn't want to believe it, the frail little hand could only have been of a woman, not very old one either, from the type of rings and nail polish that i could barely make out under all the blood gave th
Erotic Story..... Be Aware, Explicit
Today I took a longer lunch-break than expected and because I now had time to spare I drove to your apartment hoping to see you. I parked across the road from the block where you lived then hurried down the street in the rain. When entering the building I made straight for the elevator, not stopping even to shake the rain from my overcoat. I stood impatiently at the doors and waited. "Hurry up, hurry up!" I repeated in my mind as the elevator made it's slow descent, for I was desperate to see you. Suddenly a bell sounded and the doors opened. "Ground floor" said an electronic voice as I walked quickly inside and pressed the fourth floor button that would take me to you. Up went the elevator, slow and steady, and in a moment had stopped again. The doors opened and I hurried out into the corridor, walking briskly then to your door. Then I took out the key you had given me and let myself in. Closing the door behind me I dropped my bag to the floor, then slipped off my shoes and over
Hiding
its odd to see how we hide from our trueselves...spray painting the mirror that is right in front of ourselves, not wanting to know the truth about our own journery...our own reality. Why do we cheat ourselves...lie to our own soul. What is our purpose? If I cut will I see the truth...can you be honest or set everyone up with more false lies to cover that first lie up? To behonest...seems to be foolish. Games are played everyday with eachother...with not a care in ther world...so why do we hide from ourselves?
Bank Bullsh*t
Bank Bullsh*t Current mood: aggravated So... my check was deposited into my account at midnight last night. I called and it said that the money was in there. I went to the bank to get money out so that Jason and I could get to work today and it wouldn't let me take anything out. So I tried to do a debit for $20 at the gas station. The clerk said it was declined. When I got home, I called the bank again. The bank said that the $20 was debited from my acct. So I went back up to the store. Again, she says it was declined. I have her try to debit $10. Thinking maybe it was just a bank gliche. No, that was declined, too. I go back home. Again, it says the the transaction went through. So, now we're talking about $30 that was taken out of my acct that I did not receive. I'm on the phone with the bank now and have been for an hour. I've talked to 6 supervisors. They want me to wait 15 days so they can file a claim to reverse my money back into my acct. Is it just me or d
I Need A New Mini Goal
So i got my first mini goal.. yay..!!! i was so excited but now i need a new one.. any idea's.. my last goal was to move the big bar down on the scale... which that was 20 pounds to do.. whats ur thoughts of a new mini goal
Thank You, Mom
Thank you Mom Thank you Mom Where I come from Mom is the word for some To my Mom I send you my loving storm in 'Thank you' forms Thank you Mom, for bringing me to earth Thank you Mom, for showing me daily love Thank you Mom, for being my best friend Thank you Mom, for your reassuring words Thank you Mom, for always been there I may have let you down a few times But you always forgive me my crimes Mom you are the best Mom you are better than all the rest Mom, I love you, I love you Hope this is easy for you to digest!
Sunrise
this was sent to me from someone i love more than life itself. Sunrise, And a new Day Is breaking through... Morning, Of another day With out you... But as the hours roll by No ones there to see me cry Except the sunrise... The sunsrise and you. Tired Eyes, Search from sea To shore. I'm searching For something and nothing more. But from now till who knows when My sword will be my friend And i'll love you... For the rest of my life. Sunrise, bless my eyes take me home,..make me whole again... Sunrise...
Help Level Another Cool Babe !!!!
More help needed to help this wee angel level!! If you do this you got 2 more friends that will RAPE your profile when called for!!! COME ON GUYS AN GIRLS,,, SHOW SOME LOVIN!!! Angel.Baby.... *Fallen from Heaven* ~Brits on Tour~@ fubar
I Think Bfg Needs To Go Back To Bed And Wake Up On The Other Side Again Grumpy Ass Bastard
bfg3man: not now Jessa Farris: i know but it was a mass you silly boy you bfg3man: Yup. And im not special enough 2 be on ur gnite list lol Jessa Farris: bfg3man: Mmhhmm. I k im not special now lol bfg3man: U provd it ha ha bfg3man: c no response lol Jessa Farris: lol bfg3man: Bye Jessa Farris: ohh wow wtf uhh ok toodles then bfg3man: yup bfg3man: Right bk at ya Jessa Farris: grow up bfg3man: Same 2u. bfg3man: Friendship is shown 2 me it was a shot Jessa Farris: all because i didnt say your name when i went to bed last night? wow ok and im the one who needs to grow up look in the mirror jackass
The Dance
I would like to know if the Guy dancing here is kinda sweet or not. Please tel me what you think. CLICK the LINK below http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v412/lkl711/?action=view¤t=noel.flv
A Nurse Walks Into A Bank(lmao)
A nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after a 20 hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. She looks at the flabbergasted teller and, without missing a beat says, "Well, that's just great.........That's really great.......... Some asshole's got my pen."
History Of The Middle Finger
The History of the Middle Finger Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it? Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew"). Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult co
The Trials And Tribulations Of Love
i can tell you the trials and tribulations of love can be nerveracking and stressful. but if you stick through it and see it to the end you will have one hell of a reward
My New Halloween Profile!
Just got done (finally lol) making my new Halloween profile page! Please check it out and let me know what ya think! :D ~CHARMED~
If I
If I should say it means so much to see your smile, to feel your touch - I hope you know I'm trying to show you're everything to me. If I should say that I've had fun, enjoyed the many things we've done - I hope you know I'm trying to show I'm happy as can be. If I should say that deep inside I'm filled with such a special pride - I hope you know I'm trying to show you've made my dreams come true... And even though I seldom say the things I feel for you each day - I hope you know I'm trying to show I'm so in love with you.
Cattle!
Just recently certain hoople heads are getting on my nerves they seem to think they can assist me in what they have deemed my plights so please do be intelligent enough to analyze this very concise morsel of rage ... It's these people for which I hold nothing but contempt. These overbearing, holier than though, shallow, misguided, corrective (your not my fucking mentor/editor/ruler) cattle. And if that offends you then good you realize the truth and you're a target... Short, sweet and to the fucking get out of my head, point! Ahhhhhhh...
Lyrics By Me
  shadowsstanding in the shadow of myselfi can't move, scream for helpno one hears, i feel like someone elsewhy can't you see past my face?have i lost my placeor have i just lost faith?all my life, as i lose it alli watch time make its calli feel the pain way before the fallpull me out of the corner i've lived in for so longgive me a place where i can't belong _chorus: i can run, i can hidenothing helps, but i'll still trythis shadow is my homefor now at leastuntil the one to call my own is the one named me_ looking at the shadows on your facei see now what time calls spacebut the stolen kiss has come too latei'm breaking nowwatch me cryi bet you wish you had triedno one came to bring me hopeno one said time could mendi can't copeit won't endit's empty inside, cold from the painyou could've at least said my name repeat chorus darkening clouds, pouring raincast the shadows beyond shamei told you all just how it would bebut no on believes the one called me look what you didl
Should I Do It?
hey everybody since my mumm turned into a retard magnet i will ask in here should i go back into djing or just rest it for now i would like your feed back on this subject thank you ~ Lost In The Dark ~ P.s. i got job thing for testing to see if i can get the job or not if i gewt it is is working for boeing ( yes the plane company ) and i can start at $17 an hour wish me luck on this i will wirte a gain to let you know how it went
Why Can't I Level Up
Hey there all, I have a problem, I can't seem to get past 99.99% on level Newfu. I have enough points to be a level 11. I have verifide my email addy, and I have tried to do a salute, but since you have to be level 3 I can't do it. Does anyone have any clue as to why I am not moving up the ladder? I have had one suggestion as to delete my account and start over, but I would really be loosing alot if I did that. Please help me fix this problem. Annastacia
Does This Work
None
today I sit here upset cause one of my kittens has passed away last night and it was just so sudden.this is the second time I have raised two kittens since birth and I feel like I did something wrong.last night my heart dropped as I had to see my baby kitten "pepper" take his last breath.of course it was something you dont ever expect to see. well I have 3 more kittens 1 which is the same age(one month) and 2 that are four months old. I am very attached to my kittens especially "sam" the one in my pictures.I hope I can raise the other one to be as healthy as the others.wish me luck
Joke: Young Female Bakery Clerk?
Joke: Young Female Bakery Clerk? A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man comes into the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread - on the very top shelf - he politely says to the young woman, "I'd like some raisin bread, please." She climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, providing the young man with an excellent view, just as he surmised she would. When she comes down the ladder, he says he really should get two loaves as he is having company for dinner. As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what is going on. Thinking quickly, he orders a loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder, the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty soon, each male custom
Parent Training Course
Okay, so you want to be a parent. I don't have any hangups on that. However, it must be warned to you that maybe you should take these 11 tests before thinking about having a "little bundle of joy" because I can tell you, it's pretty rough... Car Test: Forget the RR, it's the station wagon for you. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment and leave it there. Then get a pencil and stick it into the cassette player. Take a family size tub on deep fried chips and mash them into the back seat followed up by running a rake along both sets of doors. Now after driving the sabotaged vehicle 130 000 miles with a second engine, try and trade it in. Dressing Test: Obtain one large, unhappy live giant squid and attempt to stuff it into a small net bag at all times making sure that all the arms stay inside. Stink Test: Smear honey, peanut butter and soy sauce all over the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick and hermit crab behind the couch and leave both there
Passion
Passion! Strike a match! Ignite the passion in my soul... Let the wick burn deep into my heart Such a blaze, it engulfs my heart and yours. So very hot.... Puritanical walls melt Allowing sensuality to ooze through it’s cracks. Lustful arms, wrapped around your waist Burning and seething for that which they hold. Mouths joined with fury..... Drifting down..... Wiping sweat from your breasts with every kiss Our nakedness taunts us with excitement.... We find our mark Filling each other with excited protrusions Violating abandoned virginity. Fever blazing.... Cannons bursting..... Fireworks exploding....Sending our heads spinning The heights of ecstasy All calms and emotions clear Left with only the
Definition Of Shit
FUNCTIONAL WORD THE MOST FUNCTIONAL WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve "shit on a shingle." You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and
Dont Ever Stop
It hurts when you do It hurts more when you don’t I want you to stop Please don’t stop, Oh god I am numb without you, I need you in me I am empty without you, I need you to fill me You’re buried inside me, I feel you breathing Hard and harder, Dripping, breathing, grinding Moan I am nothing, I am yours I am slave To your cock
Short Love Story .....
I will seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and have my way with you I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days. . . . . . . . . All my love, The Flu Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!
Im Not Glass
don't TREAT me like glass. I'm not a little girl. Take me to your car. Pull me into the backseat. Let me see the desire in your eyes Put your hands on me Rest your hand on the the back of my head Pull me into you Let me taste your lips Kiss me gently in first Then deeper Move to my neck Feel me pull you in closer I can't get enough Slip your hand slowly up my thigh Feel my give in Tease me Break me Slip your fingers inside me Let me wrap my arms around your neck I want you closer Deeper.. Hear our hearts pound Feel my breath heavy on your neck Love me My breath hitches Kiss me one last time Look at me one last time with that gaze Let me touch your swollen lips I feel your hands brush my neck I'm not a little girl.
Fitzone For Women
So I walked to Fitzone for Women..which is about 45 minute walk being that I had to go through all the other apartment complex to get there because there was no sidewalks from here to there. Talked to the woman there about their class schedules and nutrition and what not. I have an appointment Monday morning at 9:30am to transfer there and get my stuff situated for circuit training. She also gave me a schedule for the Nutrition seminar so I will be attending that November 13th. I then walked over to see Cher at Grinderz.. where Connor got to eat some fries and I had a bottle of water.. lol. I was very good too.. I didn't take a single bite of his fries. I then walked back home which I think was about 50 minutes. so.. and some of it was up and down hill.. so hopefully it pays off. It started off a crappy day when I got up and it was raining out and then as soon as I realized it was becoming a nice day I decided I had to take advantage of it since I didn't get to go to the gym.. I am hop
When
When i see you my heart jumps up and down with joy You are always around weather its in my thought or in reality When your not with me i miss u When your with me i hope u never leave At first i thought i would never fall in love I never thought i would be glad that i was wrong Your love doesn't just fill my heart it fills my bones my lungs and my emotions Your crying and worries kill me Your joy and happieness excities me Because of you i try to be the best person i can be You changed my life forever I love you more that god loves us here on earth Nothing could change the way i feeel about you so i will finaly say that i truely love you.
Thank You
THIS IS JUST A SHORT BLOG TO SAY THANK YOU TO ALL THE LOVELY PEOPLE HELPING ME COMMENT BOMB MYSELF...THE ONE AND ONLY REASON I DECIDED TO DO THIS WAS BECAUSE IM ALWAYS HELPING OTHERS LEVEL AND BOMB..I SIT HERE FOR HRS ON END AND THIS TIME I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING FOR MY SELF...I NEED 10,000 COMMENTS..IN 2 DAYS I HAVE REACHED A LITTLE OVER 5,000..PEACHCRUSH80 AND DAGWOOD HAVE BEEN THERE FOR ME NON STOP..AND CHPMNK YOUR A DOLL FOR HELPING WHEN I KNOW YOU HAVE YOUR OWN CREW...MUCH LOVE GOES OUT TO ALL THAT ARE HELPING...ILL DO A PIMP OUT TOMORROW...I AM SICK OF LOOKING AT MY OWN FACE ..BEEN SITTING HERE BOMBING FOR 2 DAYS...MY PEACH CREW..I LOVE YOU GUYS...IF YOU WANT TO HELP..HIT THE PIC BELOW
Lost In Times
Lost In Times Roaming the Darkness Forever not Knowing What is True and Fiction So very tired Of this forever Darkness Never to see the Light Nor the outside World Wishing to Rest for a while Yet fearing to close my eyes Fearing never to awaken again From the Endless Sleep that calls The Sleep of Certian Death Calls to me now even in the Darkness While I sit and rest my feet Never closing my eyes I hear the Call of the Sleep Yet I ignore her sweet song Knowing that I shall stay here Forever Lost, Alone and so very Tired Wrote on 10~18~2007 By Raven Darkwood
Shake Dat Ass...lol
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A Poem I Wrote When I Got Divorced
This time it hit,like a fucking hurricane,you tore apart my heart,then u ripped apart my brain. I told you from the start,to becareful with my heart. You never even heard me,then you tore it all apart.
Nervous System
There are three overlapping functions: 1. Sensory input- Sensory neurons send information( impluses) toward a processing center (usually the brain). 2. intregration- the processing and interpretation of sensory input or the process of deciding what should be done (the brain is the most common intregration center). 3. Motor output (response)- a response (impluse) is sent from the intergration center to the effector organs (usually muscles or other tissues).
It Is Fixed.
Got the lab top fixed. So i am back online now. YaY just thought i would let those of you know that have rates my things or posted new pic's that i am still here, I have not forgotten about you. :D
Ice Campaign Please Act On This
ICE Campaign = "In Case of Emergency" please call?..you know does anyone else? We all carry our mobile/cell phones with names and numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends. If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? "ICE" (In Case of Emergency) campaign. The concept of "ICE" is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of an emergency contact person or persons who you want to be contacted during an emergency under the name "ICE" (In Case Of Emergency). The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents,
3rd Place???
I need a ton of help from all of you.... I am currently in third place. I have 1202 comments... I need 10,000. I have figured it out and with 977 friends.... If everyone only did 10 comments I could get there. I will rate your pics and stash in return or buy drinks for you.Share your profile... Pimp your page whatever... Please I will return the love. Thanks! Jen~ FEEDINGTHEDESIRE
Rollercoaster
Life is a CONSTANT rollercoaster and I want off! I can't stand the ups and downs anymore! There is one huge cycle in my life that keeps repeating. The next time the ride stops, I'm getting off and onto another one! How much can one person take without losing their mind??? If it doesn't kill me, it can only make me stronger?? We'll have to see about that!
In Life You Can’t Turn Back
A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport. As she would need to wait many hours, she decided to buy a book to spend her time. She also bought a packet of cookies. She sat down in an armchair in the VIP room of the airport to rest and read in peace. Beside the armchair where the packet of cookies lay, a man sat down in the next seat, opened his magazine and started reading. When she took out the first cookie, the man took one also. She felt irritated but said nothing. She just thought, “What a nerve! If I was in the mood I would punch him for daring!”. For each cookie she took, the man took one too. This was infuriating her but she didn’t want to cause a scene. When only cookie remained, she thought, “Ah…what this abusive man do now?”. Then the man taking the last cookie, divided it into half, giving her one half. Oh, that was too much! She was too angry now. In a huff, she took her book, her things and stormed to the boarding place. When she s
Holy Cow
SHIT HURRY SOMEONE TURN ON THE SUN HOLY FUCK I JUST REALIZED HOW PALE I AM.. I LOOK FREAKING DEAD
Fan,rate.and Add
I HAVE FINALLY GOTTEN THROUGH THE FAMILY LIST AND DONE ALL THE FUN STUFF,IF FOR SOME REASON YOU WAS MISSED PLZ LET ME KNOW SO THAT I CAN GET YOU TAKEN CARE OF.
Info On Me :)
IM 39 YEARS OLD,AND AM MARRIED TO A TRUCK DRIVER.BETWEEN US WE HAVE 7 KIDS(1 I LOST B4 WE MET).WAS BORN AND RAISED IN ARIZONA.I HAVE LIVED IN 3 DIFFERENT STATES.IF ANYONE WANTS TO GET AHOLD OF ME OUTSIDE OF HERE,HERES MY EMAIL ADDY: MALLAYA@MSN.COM AND MY HUSBANDS NAME IS BRIAN.
Marry Me!!!
Hey is there anyone out there that wants to get married to this lovely lady on fubar??? I'm kinda lonely over here.:( :(
238,000 To Godmother
Ok..I am really down to the last bit here. I really could use everyones help. I only have 238,00o left for the last level! If you haven't done so can you please rate all my stash and my non nsfw pis(although I know how much you love to rate the others..LOL) Also fan me if you haven't and I will make sure I have you. I am soooo wanting this. PLEASE! I am beggin! Love to all! Hugs and Kisses!
Screw Men!! As$holes!!!!!!
All you single guys~~ What the hell is with you,,Constantly hurting single women??????My God!! Do you not all realize that women have feelings too??? I have seen soooo many guys on here saying,"This guy did this",,,,,,"This guy did that"........I am really glad you "Guys" found a site for you all to dump on women!!! But next time,,Ask yourself this..................Would you yourself,,,,,,,,Like women to treat you the same????? MAN~~~~~~~~~~~You certain guys,,,And you know who you are,,,FUCKING SUCK!!Get a grip on reality and learn how to treat women assholes!!!
My Dream
I had a dream about you also you were with just with bra and panties on, so i took you flung you on that giant 4 poster bed...I tied your wrists and feet with satin rope ever so soft and smooth, yes your legs were spread very very wide on that big bed and i could see your panties already getting moist, but to finish my fantasy i blindfolded you and i told you that tonight was your nite i just wanted to give you pleasure. i started to kiss you our tongues play and we kissed hard and started to bite each others lips that gave us erotic pleasure, i played with those sweet suckable and chewable breasts till i saw u starting to thrust your hips up to me you needed to be touched now i saw your nipples oh so hard i sucked them and chewed them till i heard loud moans, i looked down at your panties and they were so soaked i think you had came already from just kissing. So now is your time lover i will make you cum and cum then cum again, i take my hands and starting to
"to Every Guy"
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured he
Friends U Can Keep...
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know wh
Forever
I've never felt so close to you As when our bodies intertwine And I listen to your heartbeat Pounding next to mine Silky smooth, your hand caresses my face I long for your gentle touch, Your warm embrace I'm in heaven when you kiss me Your lips move soft and slow And when I gaze into your eyes I feel you can see my soul Your velvet locks against my cheek Sends tingles down my spine And when I place my hand in yours, I feel our destinies combine I wish this time could last forever, Although I know we must soon part But those precious moments spent together I'll keep forever in my heart
My Heart Does Desire For You Touch
My heart does desire for you touch, I never had a single notion, Of the amount of your devotion, Your kind green eyes are the ones I need, The ones that made my heart bleed, Bleed all the sorrow trapped inside for so long. I need your sweet soft voice, To tell me that everything will be alright, I need it to guide me out of this everlasting night. Everyday you are on my mind, Giving me a reason to go on, Every night you?re in my dreams, All nightlong, Keeping away dire dreams, That want us to end our destined love song. This song will play for an eternity, A love song, Our love song, Our devotion, care, and fidelity, We now stand here, (Waiting for the test of time) Our hands held together, Our souls intertwined with each other, Knowing that we?ll make this last Forever!
Erotic Stories
This is an intro to my erotic stories. I will continue to post them so please check back for new stories daily. please check them out and leave me some comments.....they contain NSFW content... I HOPE YOU ENJOY THEM!!!!!!! Thanks Shel P.S If you have a certain theme (bdsm,girl/girl,watching, etc.) I have plenty of stories that covers almost all themes you can imagine.
Guys Must Read The Girl Language
If I don't call you [ Its because I'm waiting for you to call me ] When I walk away from you angry [ Follow me ] When I stare at your mouth [ Kiss me ] When I push you or hit you [ Grab me and don't let go ] When I start swearing at you [ Kiss me and tell me you love me ] When I'm quiet [ Ask me whats wrong ] When I ignore you [ Give me all of your attention ] When I pull away [ Pull me back ] When you see me at my worst [ Tell me I'm beautiful ] When you see me start crying [ Hold me and tell me everything will be alright ] When you see me walking [ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ] When I'm scared [ Protect me ] When I lay my head on your shoulder [ Tilt my head up and kiss me... or kiss my forehead ] When I grab at your hands [ Hold mine and play with my fingers ] When I tease you [ Tease me back and make me laugh ] When I don't answer for a long time [ reassure me that everything is okay ] When I look at you with
Once In Every Lifetime
This is for someone very special to me. Someone I love with all my heart. For this someone is my Love of a lifetime. Once in every lifetime, someone comes along, The one special heart You've been waiting for your whole life long. Once in every lifetime, we're sent an angel from above, To make your life complete Who can give you endless love. When a love like this comes, make any sacrifice, For the best things in life Seldon come along twice. There is no love that compares to yours and mine, A love from heaven that only comes "Once In Every Lifetime."
Blissful!!!
Current mood: happy I just saw the greatest thing ever put on film and i couldnt be more happy right now!. i swear it lifted my soul! go see Across The Universe it will make your heart happy! I feel so much better now! WOW!
Does Anyone Really Care????
Thanks to those who have helped. I am keeping track and will repay everyone back.. I am in 14th place out of 16.. Please help
Something Called Love
everyday I wonder if there is something called love. I get into a relationship and things end up going down hill when someone else has interest in the woman you think you have love for. I want to know what is out there for love. Who can actually love me for me and I would do the same.
My Shoutbox
READ IT AND FUCKING GET IT ALREADY!!!
Thank You...
To all the people that got me gifts and sent birthday wishes. You guys seriously rock!! Special shout out to Ms Yummy for sending me the most gifts lol
Numbnut
my first asshole in my shoutbox blog, im so excited juggalotus...: ur shits weak fuck u fag iam done wastin my time with ur bitch ass juggalotus...: FAGGOT ASS BITCH COCKSUCKIN LIL BITCH ASS NUTHIN BUT MOUTH LIL HO FUCK U FAG IT THE END OF THE DAY U SUCK BLACK DICK NOT ME BITCH ->juggalotus...: i would stop sticking my dick in ass but that would mean undoing all the knots ive used to tie up your dad and i really cant be bothered finding another gimp juggalotus...: look homie be real fuckin glad i dont live by u i would beat the fuckin shit outta that lil bitch ass face juggalotus...: cheese from ur forskin ur a fag wash ur cock and keep it outta dudes buttholes ->juggalotus...: why would i want to do that? your mum would'nt be able to find another pimp and i kinda like her sucking the cheese from my foreskin for rent money juggalotus...: kill urself fag ->juggalotus...: wow, i dont think i can compete with your obvious lack of brains, so why not just shut the fuck up and g
Things Men Should Know About Women
I found this and can't believe how accurate it actually is!! They hit most things right on the head! Cosmo's Top 30 things men need to know about women in 2007. 30 Most women will not have sex for the first time with a guy unless their legs are shaved. If your date shows up and you spot stubble, she’s trying to keep herself in line. 29 No matter how much she reassures you, if you can’t get a hard-on she assumes you’re not attracted to her. 28 The threesome is not about you; it’s about the two girls. If you’re lucky enough to score one with your girlfriend, enjoy sex with the other one because there’s a good chance it’ll end the relationship. 27 Never trust the woman who gives you the best blow job you’ve ever had. 26 Girls who buy their men lap dances and pretend to enjoy it are kidding themselves. They’re trying to keep him happy with some controlled freedom. 25 Women want to talk dirty, but they’re afraid you won’t respect them in the morning. Reassure her that
Nasty Quiz -something For Fun
Nasty Quiz Rules: Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 your self! 1.Would u have sex with me? answer: 2.What position would u fuck me in? answer: 3.Would u suck me up/eat me out? answer: 4.Would u fuck me hard/want me to fuck you hard? answer: 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u do me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u handcuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me? answer: 9.Would u use desert? answer: 10.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 11.What makes u want 2 have sex with me? answer: 12.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed? answer: 13.Where would u do me @? answer: 14.Would u do me in front of people? answer: 15.Would u do me again and again? answer: 16.Would u do me in the rain? answer: 17.Would u mind if we did it like .porno stars? answer: 18.Would u have phone sex with me? answer: 19.If i gave u my
There Are Two Wolves....
darkness welling inside me the chaos of too many possibilities the overwhelming sensation of God and Man clashing into oblivian and i am left asundered the forgotten prize left lying on the aftermath of the battle field no light nor leash to lead me home and in the cold i shiver, waiting for the comanding touch, gentle and firm to claim me to whos side shall i belong? thier are two wolves, my master says... there are two wolves.....
Test
Omg
in this mumm: http://fubar.com/mum.php?id=221096 this guy posts this: your a fuck with a pic like that all you need is the gas......do us all a favor breath more So I confront him, thus: ME->Brad: what the shit was that? i'm a fu ME->Brad: fuck* with a pic like that? what's ur deal man? Brad: dude keep it in the mumms I'm in no mude for games ME->Brad: this isn't a game. what the hell was that? ME->Brad: i just wanna know Brad: ok fuck you asshole Brad: you have a fucking gas mask on and fucked up cloths and you ask stupid questions and can't hanlde answers goo fuck of later, here's this: Hope gas mask BOY Reads this because his pussy ass blocked me You see asshat, I really don’t need to impress you with my ability to type correctly because one, you don’t mean shit to me and two I don’t have to have you proof read ANYTHING that I submit for approval……Your lame ass Mumm got the exact response that you were lookin for and you couldn’t handle it so you had to come
Trouble And Strife
Today was a day I wish I could have just stayed in bed. It started off wiht the DHR lady coming by and then me rushigthru the house tryignto clean it and keep it clean and then in the middle of it all my soon to be ex called. Wanted to let his favorite kid drop of soem paper work fro me at my moms. I had to call my mom and let her know. Then I started talkingto a new friend and all they wanted to talk about was SEX. Now to me, before any one says it I know that that is not a friend. Why can't these people ever read my proifle and now I do not cam, hate the sex talk. Flirtying is one thing but when it turns into sex and trying to get someone off...no. I have two friends who have stopped talking to me; maybe it's their busy lives. Who knows but when I see the monlineand they do not say even Hi..can't talk real busy. I know that the words they spoke ot me had ot be false and then my faith in man/woman kind is shaken. How can someone go form saying someone is sweet to disliking
U Wanna See Me ?
All I Want In Life
All i want in Life is a good hearted woman who will love me for who im. Someone who will be there for me when im down in the dumps.Someone who won't cheat on me and stay beside me during the bad time. Who want to be with me and love me until the end of time.Someone who won't dump me for someone else. someone who i can care for until the end of time. someone who love to go out and have a good time with friends
Sherrie, Your Poem Has Received An Editor's Choice Award!‏
Old Man Balls - Lmao
dear loved ones we are gatherd here today to give respect to a old mans balls. in the younger days they were good balls and served well. now in the golden days they have been worn out and laid to rest please say farwell old man balls
Abyss Radio V.i.p.
WHY FIGHT YOUR DARKSIDE?? EMBRACE the ABYSS BECOME AN The ONLY Predominantly METAL Station Around!!!!! SHREDDIN the AIR WAVES HERE’S WHAT YOU GOTTA DO 1. EMBRACE the ABYSS 2. Add the ABYSS RADIO HOMEPAGEto your friends AND family listrate and comment our home page 3. Comment and Rate at least SEVEN (7)of our employees photosin our photo albums 4. Must repost 20 (twenty)of the ABYSS RADIO LOUNGE bulletins 5. Must make an ABYSS RADIO SALUTE( Fubar Salute rules applyEXCEPT with ABYSS RADIO in place of FUBAR.com on the photo) HERE’S WHAT YOU GET IN RETURN 1. Photo included in V.I.P. album on both the HOMEPAGE and in LOUNGE 2. All employees of ABYSS will fan rate and add youthen comment on a minimum of 15 of your NON NSFW pics 3. All employees of ABYSS will buy you a drink 4. You will be entered into the monthly drawings for V.I.P. of the monthand ABYSS employee’s pick of the weekPRIZES to be determined at time of drawi
Useless Observations Of Reality.
I get an awful chill down my spine whenever someone says the word "reality." The real bad ones will cock their head to the side and squint like they're deep in thought. "Reality," or whatever word you want to use to define this unfortunate ability to perceive the world, is bad enough without hearing people try to articulate it. Reality is dirt and everyone knows it. That's why ranting is so stupid. Why pick out individual things to hate when you could say, "I hate everything?" A true genius would find a way to rant about things he enjoys. But I won't, and nobody else will, because it's boring. Nobody cares. I'd be like a rebel without a cause or an effect. Being counter-culture is dumb. Almost as bad as being anti-counter-culture. What's the solution? I'm not too sure. Bang chicks and forget about the world. People dying over there in Sri Lanka or whatever. Fifty thousand people. Big deal. In America, that many people die from car accidents each year. You don't see America declar
Brain Storming Or Thought Shower?
Good morning and guess what? Ok you give I can tell by instant silence overwhelming my screen, however one could not answer back that quick in an email now could they? I would not want you to brain storm this early in the morning without due cause. Ut oh…I just did a foo par and no a foo par is not a Chinese donut! It is a Martyism in where as the party of the first part, ME is using that parity of words to communicate that I made a verbal error. The error comes in offending a person or person’s with the phrase “Brain Storming” …. Now you say who on earth would be offended by uses that terminology? Well British teachers were told a few years back not to use brain storming because it might offend a person who has epilepsy. I am not making this up it shows you how thin skinned or let me put this more in a way which better serves up how the planet thinks now… no I am not brain storming I am Thought Showering and word storming so I do not offend. We have become so overwhelmed by trying not
Gah! Its Owwie!
Since Tuesday morning ive had some horible lower back pains. Cant figure out what I did. I woke up, got a MtDew, checked my email and within those 20 minutes suddenly my back started in painfully. Sitting down and standing up hurts. Its directly above my tailbone near the bottom of my spine. Pushing/leaning my pelvis in most directions hurts. Been taking some muscle relaxors[from canada, stronger then over the counter stuff here]/ibuprofen for the pain but its not doing hardly anything for it. Ive got a pretty high pain tollerance as well i think, so in order for me to be bitch about it or take something for it, makes it pretty fuckin painful. If its not better by monday Im going to find a doctor, idk that i can deal with this for much longer. Its worse in the mornings. I just woke up after sleeping for 3-4 hours and i could barely sit up to get out of bed I was in so much pain, and trying to sit down to use the bathroom is hell. Its always worse after i wake up. Ive been up f
Rehab - Sittin' At A Bar Lyrics
Bar tender I really did it this time Broke my parole to have a good time When I got home it was 6 a.m. The door was locked so I kicked it in She was trippin' on the bills I think she was high on some pills She through my shit out into the yard Called me a bum and smacked me real hard And in my drunkin' stooper I did what I should of never done Now I'm sittin' here talking to you Drunk and on the run I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outside She broke my heart in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away You know mo I'll probably get ten years So just give me beers til they get here Yeah I know the sun is comin' up And ya'll are probably gettin' ready for closin' up But I'm trying to drown my soul I'm tired of this life on a dirt road And everythang that I love is gone And I'm tired of hangin' on She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the
Sucks Being Dead
Being dead sucks. I can't drink or shoot up or even score with hookers. I shoulda thought this through first.
Lie To Me Once Shame On You
LIE TO ME TWICE SHAME ON ME LIE TO ME THE THIRD TIME , WE WILL SEE HE HE YOU GET WHAT YOU SOW , WHEN YOU LIE ABOUT SOMEONE, USE SOMEONE , TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SOMEONE. SHAME SHAME , BECAUSE NOW YOU ARE BUSTED. YOU HAVE MESSED WITH THE WRONG " LADY " WHAT COMES AROUND GOES AROUND , AND KARMA IS ONE MOTHER FUCKER , IF I WAS YOU AND YOU KNOW EVERY WELL WHO YOU ARE , THEIR IS NOT A HOLE HUGE ENOUGH FOR YOU TO HIDE IN AND A ROCK FOR YOU TO CRAWL UNDER . SO . MSCAT GUESS WHAT YOU MADE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE USING ME , SHAME SHAME ON YOU .
Crazy
Infatuation, intoxication... Overcome with sweet sensations... Living, breathing, eating, sleeping, drinking, dreaming you... You're the one my heart has longed for, You're the one my mind has sought. You're the one my spirit awaited Long before you were conscious thought. You are the answer to every question Asking me what's on my mind, You're the secret I keep inside me You're the treasure I long to find. You are the storm whose heat consumes me You are the rainbow that paints my sky You are the comfort my arms have reached for, You are the answer when someone asks, "Why?" If this is dream then stop me from waking Let me never sleep if all this is real, If this is delusion, dementia, insanity, I pray that this sickness will never be healed.
Why Is It??
Current mood: angry,hurt,sad... Listening to:Already Over Pt2 by Red Why is it people do the things they do?Lead you along,make u feel so good about yourself and everything and then when u arent paying attention they turn around and say something stupid?Especially when they know u'll find out about it? Im so sick of trying to get close to someone,actually succeeding and they turn around and do something stupid...I started liking this guy a lot,and he finally told me he wanted to date me..Well when i wasnt around he goes and tells someone else he wants to go see another girl and try to date her right after he just told me he wanted me!Wtf man....If u really didnt want me or want me in any way,u shouldve said something to me..Not lead me on...Definitely not go and say something like that...I dont know if i really want an explanation or just leave it alone..I hate the fact i was crying because of that,and i hate the fact i feel like i was fucked with..im so angry and hurt right now.
Saints Q & A's
Q: What do you call 53 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The New Orleans Saints. Q: What do the New Orleans Saints and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.' Q: How do you keep a New Orleans Saint out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts. Q: Where do you go in New Orleans in case of a tornado? A: To the Superdome - they never get a touchdown there. Q: What do you call a New Orleans Saint with a Super Bowl ring? A: A thief!! Q: Why was Sean Payton upset when the New Orleans Saints play book was stolen? A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it yet. Q: What's the difference between the New Orleans Saints and a dollar bill? A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: How many New Orleans Saints does it take to win a Super Bowl? A: Nobody knows and we will never find out. Q: What do the New Orleans Saints and possums have in common? A: Both play dea
"all That Glitters"
~All That Glitters~ The sweet cotton candy kiss of transcendental bliss. Ambiance of rainbow lasers, psychedelic tour de force. Forests in a sunken city- mirrors capturing dimensions, vegetation non-existent only plastic hollow souls. Tears of wax and candle lit emotions, ocean waves without a sign of rhythm Vacant minds of broken rhymes Convoluted gray pollution, intricate distortion chiseled deeply in the fundamental heart of all. A somatic torn sensation, reincarnation of temptation masturbation of the truth. Artificial adulation, limpid laughter reigned by shadows in a silent darkened tone. Savage beasts, a feast of flesh and rugged bones. A sunken prism in a prison of absurd cannibalism and chaotic endless echoes in the form of scented porn. And the music’s thunderous Notes of lightning roar and soar, desensitizing this corrupted paradise of corroded parasites. And the X is running strong and the sweat consumes the thongs and the drinks are
Leaving In A Few Minutes
7 am, Friday, Oct. 19th I am heading up to our regional office today for a pre-meeting before our BIG meeting of all personnel for the company tomorrow. I am leaving in a few minutes to head up and spend the night. For entertainment tonight I might go out with some others from my team to a pretty good strip club and enjoy the evening. That could be fun. Jamie... I will finish your story Sunday morning when I return home... I promise. I am so sorry this story has taken so long to get to you. I feel terrible. I do believe you very much enjoy the ending of this story I am writing for you. It involves me, you and another couple... oh yeah. Have a great weekend everyone. 36d hugs, ms. cleavage
~i'm Back~
Soooooooooo. Some of you may have noticed (or not noticed?) that I haven't been around for the past...like week. I went to a totally awesome concert in New York City last friday night, and came back sunday afternoon to a very very sad computer. After a week of having various friends look at it and taking it down to the 'geek squad' at best buy, it is now fixed. I'm not exactly sure what was wrong with it, all I know is I'm really psyched to have it back! All of my files seem to still be here. which is a relief. I don't think I could have handled losing all of my music and pictures and favorites etc. That would have sucked like no other. Anyways. I have to get back to things. BUT. I will be online for awhile tonight and can't wait to chat with some people i've been missing like woah :P ex~oh cassie~lynn
It's Gonna Be One Of Those Days
Yep, i'm gonna be having loads of fun today!!! For any who have or know someone that has fibromyalgia you know how day to day life can be with this. According to my doctor my prognosis is poor.....yay what a thought. Today i get to go be mentally evaluated. this is because i am claiming disability. So basically this evaluation is really more where a shrink is going to try to tell me my problems are "all in your head". If it was all in my head i wouldn't have days were i can hardly move....so i wish it was all in my head, lmao. Maybe i'll see if i can cause the shrink to think they need counseling. now that would be fun!!! Anyway.....i hope everyone has an awesome day!!!! Myspace Comments (kind of looks like me!!!!)
Espresso Love
She gets the sun in the daytime Perfume in the dusk And she comes out in the night time With the honeysuckle musk Because she smells just like a rose And she tastes just like a peach She got me walking where the wildlife goes Id do anything to reach her And she was made in heaven Heavens in the world Is this just espresso Love You know I'm crazy for the girl She call me just to talk Shes my lover, shes a friend of mine She says hey mister you wanna take a walk In the wild west end sometime And I get trouble with my breathing She says boys don't know anything But I know what I want I want everything Well I feel so good cos I feel so good And I feel so good cos it feels so right I was made to go with my girl Like a saxophone was made to go with the night And she can raise one eyebrow Put her hand on my hip And I close one eye now Sweat on her tip And I surrender to the fever She love me so tender I got to believe her Love? espresso loves alright I
Oops Ya Missed It
So apparently baileys does wonders for my inhibitions, as per usual... went on cam last night, i know a couple of you found me there :p i'm not gonna post details but i will restate, if i'm on cam, it'll say so in my status, and how to find me is listed in the HOT SEX post of this blog ;) (i'm a bit of an exhibitionist, can we tell?) ~~Sin
Malpractice
A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, he’s perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed. “Son, there’s been a bit of a mix-up,” admits the surgeon. “I’m afraid there was an accident, and we were forced to perform a sex-change operation. You now have a vagina instead of a penis.” “What!” gasps the patient. “You mean I’ll never experience another erection?” “Oh, you might,” the surgeon reassures him. “Just not yours.”
Halloween
Samhain (pronounced saw-an), commonly referred to as Halloween, is a religious holiday celebrated by witches all over the world. The festival traditionally is a feast for the gathering of the family in love and remembrance. All the family including one's ancestors. Witches do not regard physical death as an end but merely one more event in a continuing progress of the soul's in its path toward fulfillment of divine destiny. Because of these beliefs, it is only natural at this time of year to invite our beloved ancestors to remember and to celebrate with us. If you do not find these beliefs in conflict with your own personal beliefs, please join us in the following ritual of thanksgiving and remembrance. Whether you join with us or not, May you walk in the Light of the Lady and know the Wisdom of the Lord. Blessed Be. After you have shared the bounty of your harvest with the children of your neighborhood (candy, etc) and the house has settled down for the night, d
Discouraged With Fubar To Say The Least.
Well, I am getting a little discouraged about Fubar. The contest went bad, I was accused of things I did not do, and my comment ability was taken away. I have emailed 3 times to support and no one has bothered getting back to me. They just don't care. Those 2 nasty women have written ugly things about me and that is okay because they are friends with Support. They can get by with what ever they want. So I enter what seems like a harmless contest and then all Hell breaks loose. I haven't really even been on Fubar. Every time I log on and see no email back from Support, I get more discouraged. Sorry if it seems like I am ignoring you all but there really isn't much I can do on Fubar any more but blog and use the shoutbox that doesn't work 50% of the time. It being Friday was supposed to be a good day. I get woken up by Peter at 5:30 in the morning with him searching for his wallet. He is tearing apart the house looking for his wallet. Keeps coming in the room, yell
Strange Things Happening....
This is my first blog EVER written so please be patient. I have had some weird things happen to me ever since I got pregnant almost 9 years ago. Lets just say they are "Ghostly" things that I can't explain, but I will try. I have had times where I have heard voices mainly what I thought was my son standing next to me trying to get in my bed and he told me to move over and when I lifted the covers noone was there. I have felt somebody pull the covers over me and when I looked noone was there. I have felt my body float and when I feel it I feel my body then hit the bed. Music jewelry boxes have just started playing when I leave a room(a jewelry box that I didnt even knew played music and have had for 3 years), TVs have just started changing channels on its own, in the middle of the night water faucets came on full blast! I have even seen shadows walk by. I dont get freaked out because whatever it is doesnt seem to be evil or harmful but the activity is steady.So I would like to hear anyb
The Official Comedy Cartoon Ranking List Thing
There has been a lot of needless talk about this subject and it frustrates me how much time is being wasted. Here is the official list, ranked best to worst. 1. Family Guy Family Guy is pretty much flawless. Anyone who disagrees is trying to rebel and get attention. They use Family Guy's popularity to gain individuality through hating it. But from where I'm sitting, I'd rather be a tool who enjoys Family Guy than be unique and bored. 2. Southpark Same. 3. Harvey Birdman The most underrated show around. The problem is that Harvey Birdman references itself so much that if you haven't seen every episode prior, you'll miss out on the HB experience. What appears as random is actually grounded in previous bits. 4. Beavis and Butthead Most younguns nowadays think of Beavis and Butthead as two guys critiquing videos. That's not true. I'm talking about the episodes, not the music video commentary. The concept is flawless and most episodes kick ass. Beavis and Butthead h
If I Close My Eyes Forever
if i close my eyes forever... i first heard this song in 1989....i was 24...newly divorced after a 5 year marriage...we had 2 girls (both beautiful succesfull young women now)...i had started suffering from depression....after i was divorced i came home to mass...ended up in a state psych hospital for 5 weeks...from there i was placed in a halfway house...thats when i heard ozzy and lita...at the time i was still very depressed and saw the song as feeling as if i didnt matter...that it wouldnt make a difference if i was no longer here...but if you look at it from another angle...in different light ...it can mean the opposite...i see it as how the people in my life would miss me...and losing my potential to make a difference in this little piece of life i occupy...i'm still very lost right now...i dont know where i'm going....i have no clue what i want to do...first of all i need to feel ok in my own skin...to get over needing others to validate my existance...learn to live life fo
Remember The Spanking
A Spanking To Remember After a night out on the town, we found ourselves in one last bar. We had both had a considerable amount to drink that evening, and thought that the dark, quiet atmosphere of this newest club would help us clear our heads for the drive home. The music hummed in the background as we settled down across from one another at a corner table. It was the perfect spot to smoke a cigarette, people-watch, and commiserate about the evening thus far. "I know I already told you this, but you look super hot tonight baby," you say with a look of absolute approval. I had planned the outfit with you in mind, of course. A very low-cut black blouse and a push-up bra had my breasts more exposed than usual, while my short skirt left little to the imagination. Had I bent over, the view would be spectacular from both sides....cleavage pouring out the front, my soft round ass peeking out from behind. I raised my eyebrow and wiggled out of my four inch heel stiletto.
Real Men Wear Pink
For the remaining of October Breast Cancer Awareness Month, lets show the ladies on Fubar some respect by wearing this graphic as our default ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO WEAR PINK
Rocky Horror Pucture Show
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Your Man
I try so hard to keep thoughts of you away from entering my soul, But every time you pass by your scent hits me like a rush of sweet love, I cry inside to hold you, to love you, to make love to you, Knowing that I cant pains me and I could hardly breathe, My blood boils whenever you say my name so sweetly, It boils because I hear pain in your voice and I cant do anything about it, Holy shit the site of you makes me want to be a better man, Or rather a man in you... ...
Enlistment
I want to enlist again so bad. I miss putting on that uniform every morning. Never in my life had I felt more proud of myself, then I did every morning looking in the mirror. But I can't until april because of stupid little civilian legal shit. It sucks big time! I miss knowing that I'm part of something bigger then you or me. I feel useless as a civilian, no job I've had gave me the feeling of accomplishment I had every time I put that uniform on.
Dont Know
dont know what one to take...someone who loves me deeply but cant take care of me or someone who can take care of me but dont love me "yet"...dont know what to do....
My Friend Lobshewolf Need Help
Hello Friends and Fans, My friend Loboshewolf(JoAne)and your friend needs our help.Her dog got out of the yard some how and bit a person in the behind.The the pound came and pick the dog up to hold for afew days. JoAnne was also issued a ticket for not showing proof of shots and tags.She is worried about them putting the dog to sleep and about herself going to jail.As you all know she is an animal lover like a lot of us.She has no job at this time.Any help you can give her please do.Thanks everybody for taking time out to read this. Darkcloud
A Ruff Month!!
ALOT OF MY FAM, FRIENDZ, & FANZ ARE ASKIN ME AM I OK & WHTZ WRONG...WELL HERE GOEZ, SEPT & OCT ARE VERY RUFF MONTHZ 4 ME SEPT IZ MY MOMZ B-DAY (R.I.P) & OCT IZ MY LIL GIRLZ & I B-DAYZ(WERE A DAY APART).THA THING WIT THAT IZ I DONT GET TA C MY LIL GIRL----HATEFUL ASS BABY MAMA...LONG STORY, SO THESE TWO MONTHZ ARE THA MONTHZ THAT I KEEP TA MYSELF & TRY TA STAY STRONG ABOUT THA WHOLE THING, BUT I GETZ HELLA HARD AT TIMEZ, SO DONT THINK I LOVE U ALL ANY LESS THIS IZ JUST HOW I DEAL WIT THINGZ THIZ MAJOR 2 MY HEART, SO DONT BE CROSS WIT ME.
Private Folders
They can be seen. There is a window of time to get in them when you upload a photo. Mine's been deleted.
We Once Were Friends
I was having a really awful dream about you last night. We were walking through the park (I don't know why. We've never gone to the park together) and talking about love, your ex-wife, our children, our dreams and everything we wanted out of this life. The dream was sweet until, quite suddenly, you turned on me and started saying all the things I've always feared that you carry around in your heart. You were hurtling insults and anger and it pierced me. In my dream, I cried. I cried for you and for what we could have been. What we were. I cried for a friend that I had lost, not only in my dreams, but in life. I was awoken from that dream at 1:30 this morning by the phone ringing in my ear. It was you, calling from a friend's house, drunk. You're always drunk. I don't know why you called but the coincidence was unnerving. As usual, you made me feel guilty for things that were never my fault. You made me regret things that should only be yours to regret. You made me fe
My Soul
shivering as you enter my soul, i descend into a world so full of wonder and mystery that it overwhelms my being into violent, orgasmic shudders. how do you do these things to me? how can you make me want you and then deny me your sweet nectar which i crave like water for i am parched; parched from whispering your name; parched from kissing you, licking you, biting you, sucking you in my dreams. where is my promised reward? when do i get to feel your sweet liquid flow into me and overpower my pulsating need, dripping down my thighs? when will you answer my moans with sighs of your own? how long do i have to imagine your tongue gliding across my teeth, your hand supporting and pushing into my back as i arch it in tingling pleasure? when do my hands, my fingers become your hands, your fingers, your tongue... your teeth? thinking about you is such an indescribable combination of pain and pleasure; imagining your lips brushing against mine and knowing it will be so long until i can
30 Days Of Night Stupid Movie Warning !
Last night I went to see the new movie"30 Days Of Night". My friend had premiere tickets so I went. I'm not much of a vampire type movie girl and now I know why LOL. This movie was very poorly done,please take my advice if you are thinking about seeing this movie.WOW IT SUCKED !!!!It was like a B rated vampire movie...Just warning LOL DON'T SPEND THE MONEY !!!The only thing good about it was my Jujubees and Popcorn 8-p8-p ~~SWEET CHEROKEE~~ P.S. HOPE YOUR WEEKEND RAWKS !
Computers And Whores
People and computers. Neither one of these things do I really understand. Lets start with computers, cuz honestly that is the least confusing thing out there. I want to take my computer here at work and chuck the fucking thing out the god damn window. It is going so s l o w. I could just scream and scream and scream. Hence probably my mood I am in today. Well that and a few other things too, but thats besides the point. I know its not the computers fault, its our server but still why do I have to spend the whole fucking day trying to make up these 50 or so stupid numbers and stuff. It should only take me a couple of hours and stuff. But, no.....its taking me since 8:30 this morning to get about halfway through it all. Everything is taking forever to open and save. It sucks. I need a fucking beer. Then people. Where the fuck do I begin with this woman I work with? I wont say names but if anyone works at where I work they know about the bitch who used to be a hoe. I mean,
Work Vs Prison
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. @ PRISON you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell @ WORK you spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office @ PRISON you get three meals a day fully paid for @ WORK you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it @ PRISON you get time off for good behavior @ WORK you get more work for good behavior @ PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you @ WORK you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself @ PRISON you can watch TV and play games @ WORK you could get fired for watching TV and playing games @ PRISON you get your own toilet @ WORK you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat @ PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit @ WORK you aren't even supposed to speak to your family @ PRISO
Closing My Fubar Account
I am a member of way to many "social networking" sites..I've decided that this is going to be one of the accounts I delete in an attempt to consolidate.. I've met a lot of really cool people on here and would love to stay in contact.. I'm sure most of you have a myspace..if you do and you'd like to add me myspace.com/melync if you're not a member of myspace but would still like to keep in touch with me here's my email mely4now@aol.com anyway..I will probably get rid of this later tonight or sometimes tomorrow. take care everyone. Melanie
Surrender Scream
surrender scream you pull away i crawl in deeper through this plane as it grows steeper i reach out now and try to feel what manifests your new appeal i color it red so you can see the vivid hues of ingenuity your light my dark all in between the lines and shades that make this scene criticize my analytical mind you say there's no need to understand the whys just play the part that's been assigned to me crazy girl thinks too much and ruins the story so i cant see through your tainted eyes i can't replicate their once-told lies you can't cry wolf when ive told no lie yet their echoes resound in your minds confines and im running through this over again and the demons come to claim me as his friend emotions shine through the unlit smile and im left drowning myself in unquenched desire hes returned hes won his victory surrenders past your my defeat
Love Vs. Lust Hmmm
One of my biggest problems.... I have a problem with love vs. lust ....we all we're giving that option of Love ..Marriage ....SEX...see even with myself i find it so important to associate that with more important things like ..... friendship , trust , loyalties, compassion, passion ...etc. Those are so important to me but then I fall weak to The love vs. lust..... All I want at this moment is to be truly loved for who I am. So why must I be tormented with having to mix that up with lustful ones also ???? Then it came across me that" hold the phone" " wait one minute"..." I'll be damn" and any other comment you make when that light bulb comes on ....... For me I truly feel more sexual excitement when I feel that love that commitment that trust and all the others things combined .... I really do lust.. mind ,body and soul to that one individual... but ... the catch is if doubts are instill... doubts of there intentions or their weakness to turn on you and sho
Kiss My
this is to all the people who think they are better than me. yes i am a bitch and proud of it. if you don't like it you can kiss my rebel ass. don't give a fuck one way or the other. don't like me stay the fuck away from my profile. because this redneck bitch could care less. don't bother me if you think you are better than me. and like i said kiss my ass and go to hell.
Dr. Suess On Drinking..
Do You Wish I Was Yours?
No silly not me..My new found friend! Shes great and you should go give her some love..show her my friends are GREAT! Hugs and Kisses..and play nice...have some Couth! Wish I Was Yours?@ fubar
Submissives-r-us
No... you can't just find us in the streets. We don't just walk up to you and say... "Dominate me NOW". That defeats the purpose of being submissive. I don't want you to think that I wouldn't love to go up to someone and say... "Hey, I am lonely. I don't have a permanent dom.. would you be willing to treat me like s**t by degrading me. abusing me, then use me for your own pleasure" I have to be able to trust someone with my life to submit to them fully and the way I like to submit. I don't think of myself I think of you and your wants, needs, desires. I become another toy for you and you alone, unless you are willing to share me with others....(prior approval is suggestted). There is nothing worse than a dominant who is in fact a submissive and asks you... "Is it ok if I tie you down today?" Please, just do it and if I don't like it you can be sure you will hear my safety word out of my mouth. All I ask for is simple...take me, m
It Pays To Play
Her own hands run their course Gentle caresses turn into hard rubs Soft gropes turn into rushed grabs Steady breathing turns into light pants But no sounds escape her mouth Warm body aches for more Odd feeling coursing through self A case of mild light headedness Bittersweet tasteless and satisfying First orgasm of the day
What To Do Tonight????
OK... Its Friday and I am tryin to figure out what to do tonight....kinda having a heck of a time figuring it out... so I thought i would ask you guys for some ideas!?!?!? have any? LOL
Hardcore Rock Out And Request Come On In Please My New Home
Happy
I thought i had forgot what being happy was like. until now. I think i have found it again..We shall see!
Screams
Bite my neck You’ve set him free Scratch me to bleeding Tongue down your stomach Kiss me deeply Choke my last breath Fingertip orgasm Rip at my hair I will explore you inside Scream in my face I’ll make them screams of pleasure
Everyone Is Asking...
so here it is...lol i have been having stomache problems so my dr who is also my boss set me up for a catscan w/ contrast... i dono if any one ever had one b4 but i had to drink all this nasty shit last night n today till 5oclock, n when i get there n think the worst is over they tell me i have to get an iv which is also ok until they tell me i have to sign this paper sayin i was told i can die if allergic!!! well i said fuck no n being the baby i am i called my dr n yes he had to talk me through it on the phone...lol yes im a sissy lala...so neway im home n done with that shit n yes i survived it, n that is y it says NEVER AGAIN!!! LOL now im going to shower n go get drunk as hell...hope everyone has a good wknd.. toby AKA... coronagrl
A Quickey Lol
ok if you have your mind outta the gutter now lol heres an update on how im doing well one week to go and im done with my first phase of school if i didnt tell you im in an advanced and exckerated course how else would i get my degree by august 22nd 08 when i started in oct o7 its a bitch but i enjoy the challange i dont think im gonna get the 4.0 gpa i wanted but im damm close. it looks as if ill have a job by next week so im really gonna be pushing it school+job+new baby= no sleep lol but the means justifie the end or some thing like that ever day i keep telling myself "seize the day" only i say it in latian i just cant spell it lmfao on to other news heather hasnt had the baby yet but we went to the doc wensday and he said any time now lets hope its on a weekend oh and after august next year i have to go to az for 4 months to take more classes that they dont have here these classes how ever are for speacilized training for cummings diesl which will mean more $ and better jobs so it
Rainbow Bridge
RAINBOW BRIDGE Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge. When a pet dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadow and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable. All of the pets who had been ill or old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The pets are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind. They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster. You have been spotted, and when y
Walls Of Steel
I tried to start anew But what has happened to you? You are suddenly gone When I wake to see the dawn You are still not here So I shed another tear So back up goes the wall No one can touch it all My heart is safely put away and will not see the light of day Behind those walls made of steel that help me to not feel.
Hurt
Seems like it was yesterday when I saw your face You told me how proud you were, but I walked away If only I knew what I know today Ooh, ooh I would hold you in my arms I would take the pain away Thank you for all you've done Forgive all your mistakes There's nothing I wouldn't do To hear your voice again Sometimes I wanna call you But I know you won't be there Ohh I'm sorry for blaming you For everything I just couldn't do And I've hurt myself by hurting you Some days I feel broke inside but I won't admit Sometimes I just wanna hide 'cause it's you I miss And it's so hard to say goodbye When it comes to this, oooh [ Hurt lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ] Would you tell me I was wrong? Would you help me understand? Are you looking down upon me? Are you proud of who I am? There's nothing I wouldn't do To have just one more chance To look into your eyes And see you looking back Ohh I'm sorry for blaming you For everything I just
Anyone??
I often wondered if anyone was out there for me???? Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m
Out With It
out with the old in with the new are just some things i have to do setting new dreams with lots of hope like cleaning my life with a bar of soap moveing on one step at a time makeing sure my life is mine my head is clear now there is no pain it washed away with the rain living for my kids is what i do making sure there dreams come true my path is different but my goals are the same this time my life wont be a game so i sit real tall sure not to fall i am glad i have it all
Looky Here !!
My Hero
As I ponder the love that I saw in his eyes, A Godly love, given without compromise.... I recall many times that he stood by my side, And prodded me on with great vigor and pride. His voice ever confident, firm and yet fair, Always speaking with patience, tenderness and care. The power and might of his hands was so sure, I knew there was nothing we couldn't endure. It's true, a few others provided insight, Yet, he laid the foundation that kept me upright. He's the grandest of men to have lived on this earth, Although he's not royal by stature or birth. He's a man of great dignity, honor and strength. His merits are noble, and of admirable length. He's far greater than all other men that I know, He's my Dad, he's my mentor, my friend and hero.
Wound
im dizzy im sick got a new wound to lick im drowned in defeat covered in your elite ensemble of wolves whod chase if they could but im already down and they dont play foul awoke me to see how good i would be with hands raised in the air then shot off in despair crooked lines of thought the battles been fought now out of my hands we'll see where it lands im beaten in ruins your ok with your doing now broken soul alight with this last dying fight cant give up now your out on the prowl you know where i am my soul to be damned tell me what you think i just got done wighting it like 10 mins ago
Husband's Fund Raiser
"Elizabeth Edwards is speaking out again. She says the problem with her husband’s fund raising campaign is she can’t make him black, and she can’t make him a woman. That’s the same problem with Michael Jackson’s people."
Trust
Ok those of you who know me know that I do not trust easily. Trust is something that has to be earned with me. It isn't something that I give away freely. So I am left to wonder how I could have been so wrong with some of the SO CALLED friends that I have made here. I have placed trust in those that obviously didnt deserve it. That is quite ok though. Just a word to these people and you know who you are. You have lost what trust I had in you. It is not something you will ever regain. Don't come running to me about your little dramas and insecurities. Stop being jelous of the friendships and relationships that I have. If you were in the remotest way honest you could have these as well.
Oral Cancer
In 2007, in the US alone, about 34,000 individuals will be diagnosed with oral cancer. 66% of the time these will be found as late stage three and four disease. Low public awareness of the disease is a significant factor, but these cancers could be found at early highly survivable stages through a simple, painless, 5 minute examination by a trained medical or dental professional. All cancers are diseases of the DNA in the cancer cells. Oncogenes are activated as a result of mutation of the DNA. The exact cause is often unknown. Risk factors that predispose a person to oral cancer have been identified in epidemiological studies. Smoking and other tobacco use are associated with about 75 percent of oral cancer cases, caused by irritation of the mucous membranes of the mouth from smoke and heat of cigarettes, cigars, and pipes. Tobacco contains over 19 known carcinogens, and the combustion of it, and by products from this process, is the primary mode of involvement. Use of chewing t
Please Help Me Win My First Contest!
I've entered a tattoo contest.....most comments win. Please help me out by bombing my pic with comments and rates!! Thank you in advance for your help. Click on the photo and comment the hell out of me!!!
Nice Guys Finish Last
*To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.". *To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. *To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. *To every guy who has given her flowers just because. *To every guy that said he would die for her. *To every guy that really would. *To every guy that did what she wanted to do. *To every guy that regrets hurting her. *To every guy that cried in front of her. *To every guy that she cried in front of. *To every guy that holds hands with her. *To every guy that kisses her with meaning. *To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.. *To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. *To every guy who would give up their jacket for her. *To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. *To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to be able to see her for ten minutes. *To every guy that would give up his seat. *To every guy that just wan
Bored And Wants Something To Do
I am at home and I'm bored, I have no kids tonight and my best friend who is boring as that wants me to come hang out. I don't want to but i want to do something...any ideas???
Veil
I veil my eyes Gaurding them closely Fear that you may see The fiery passion That is stirring in me What shall I do Go on my way Surrender Whisper my thoughts They may not be the same as yours Fear of rejection holds me silent I veil my eyes with shadows to keep them from your view Guarding them so closely that you may not see into my soul The desires of my heart Whispers your name Silently I veil my eyes
Confessions
what keeps me here this day? the sun peeking thru the clouds to light my face? (trivial) shared laughter at a witty remark? (im false) a hand on my shoulder? (im ice) possibilities of futures unseen? (lonliness is my fortune) a childs delight over sticky frosting covered fingers? (guilt) because i want to leave this place and i am anchored
Me
well i just wanted to let everyone know a little about myself...i am 28 and i am from milwaukee wi..i have no kids, dont get me wrong i love kids i just dont have any...i have 3 nephews and 3 nieces..so anyways i am single...and i dont wanna be any more!!!! but i am having problems finding the right man...and i dont know why...but i like all kinds of music and movies..i love to go out dancing and just hangging out with friends..i love the dallas cowboys..well if there is anything else u wanna know just ask!!!!
Can I Blog
can i blog
Grampy
So everyone knows I went home last weekend to see family. I had a GREAT time with my family and friends. Its what the doctor ordered. lol... Anyways, while I was there we had a little ceremony for my grandfather who passed away 4 months ago. Which was great. Glad I was there. But ever since it seems like I'm taking his death all over again. I think about it when songs come on the radio or when I see a shirt he would have loved to wear. I assume this is normal. Anyways thanks for reading this just wanted to get it off my chest. love ya lots myst
Here I Go Again
this reminds me of a cadence i call some times. it goes something like this here we go again same old shit again marching down the ave. god knows when we'll be though becuase off to iraq again hope we come back again off to war we go as we run out the door stryker brigade off again off to kick some ass again to the gates of hell we go and off to the unknown 15 months of hell to pay out the door i'm on my way off to fight and off to die i see angles in the sky so here we go again same old shit again marching down the aveune 15 months and we'll be though if you can't tell my unit is manning up and getting ready to go. so i'll catch you all on the flip side.
Insane Dumb Fuxk-up Mumms!!!
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Please
My friend was in a bad car accident today at around 530 am,on his way to work.It was raining and he was driving on highway 231 north bound also known as troy highway in montgomery alabama,and someone hit him from behind and pushed him over the media to the southbound highway,and he was hit by an 18 wheeler.He has fractures to both legs,broken arm,his stomache was cut open and he has an internal infection from that,plus he has a broken jaw.He has been in surgery all day to fix his wound on his stomache and had to put pins in his elbow.He still has to go back into surgury to fix his jaw.Doctors say that they don't know for sure if he will recover or not,but hopefully because he is young.They willnot gaurantee anything.Please pray for him.....his name is Mukesh.Real friends with a heart will take a few minutes out of thier time to pray for someone in need.Thank you!!!!! ~Cherry Princess~
Bleh @ The World
Dang I'm in a crappy mood... I posted a mumm yesterday or last night, about co-workers, and today just about made me feel even more bleh... I'm seriously thinking, sadly of going part time ... It's a long boring story to tell.. but just wanted to get alittle off my chest before I headed to bed to try to sleep ..
Men And Men Drunk...
Well here goes another friday night out at a club...with really bad "pick up" lines. Could just once, it be possible to meet a good lookin guy with some class, a job, and a since of humor????
Falling Away
Do you ever wish you could just fall? Not down; but away? Away from yourself and everything around you? No, I am not suicidal and this isn't some cry for attention. Mostly just me thinking aloud. Another random thought: I hate when you go out of your way to help people and they don't even appreciate your efforts. I love helping people and I don't expect anything in return. I don't want anything in return. I just hate being blown off after I have gone out of my way to help them. Anyways; I just want to fall... Free fall out into nothing?
Wating
For time to go faster . I want the new year to come in . Aslo my Uncle just got out of jail for 20 yrs for gang banging and bank roeberies. Thats a true gangsta right there. Right know i feel tired bored .and hugry . even though i just ate . Also i wondering were the real people at . and why i keep getting stuck with mindless idiots. Or am i the mindless idiot ? who knows. Maybe im look for the perfect person that does not exsit. Maybe the world needs to chagge or maybe i need to change? I often feel lik i don't belong here . Or at least thats how i feel around people .
Your Love ( I Wrote This)
Just like your heart, your love is pure. Like a never ending candle it will always burn. With out even trying, you make others feel safe, Just by bringing them into your embrace. Your smile and your eyes make others feel warm inside. These are the things that make it hard to deny, The love I feel for you inside, When ever you are near by.
Mom And Her Kids
Tonight I went to the Homecoming game. It was ok till I seen I wasn't going to get to sit. I spent my time following this kid to that child. It wore me out. Then after half time my oldest came. That is when my fun began. He came up to us and said he needed a drink and we got half way when we got stopped. A skinny hunked back boy was hanging on the boy and he told Ray that his gf wouldn't leave him alone. I looked at him and then Ray. My daugther piped up and said, YOu ain't his gf, his gf goes to Susan Moore. The girl started crying and Ray got mad and walked off. Me being momma followed him. I asked what's going on? Becasue all eveningI watched this girl hang on the skinny dude to another boy. So being a teenager he lied ot me. He walked off and I walked back to the group. SOme girl ran back otthe other group and said to the girl "He wants to see you". Well Hell I knew who "HE" was and I said oh no. I went after my son and told him i would call his gf and get her butt
Ebay?
So I'm selling my soul. Really. Wanna see? Ebay Auction I've been added to No Shame! as well. As for where I've been...not on here. I spose I could say I'm busy, but I'm not. My computer was broken for awhile. I have yet to get a new one. La de da. I have nothing else to say really. Oh! When I took my kitten to the vet, I found out HE was a SHE. And SHE doesn't seem to love me much anymore. Oh well. o_0
Stop Calling Me!
Okay, long story but funny....try and keep up! 1.) One night I am out and about. A buddy of mine is like, "hey, call this girl, she won't answer when I call her." I am like, "ok." She doesn't answer. Didn't call back, didn't push the issue just told him she didn't answer. 2.) The next week, like 5 days later, I get a phone call from some wierd 360 number. Washington huh? I usually have people's names entered in my phone from Washington. "Hello," I say. "Who is this," says a female voice. Instantly, I am like, "Who the hell are you? You called me!" She says her name and I totally draw a blank. Then it hits me. It's that girl my buddy asked me to call like almost a week ago! I tell her who I am and that my buddy, whom she knows, wanted me to call her for him. She's gets it and that is the end of that conversation. I barely remember her but from what I did remember, she was extremely rude, hence I didn't stick around to listen to her anymore. I hung up. 3.) L
Should've Said No!
So, the other night I went out on a "date." Yeah, a date, I said it. Just a totally random girl who seemed nice enough. She wanted to hit a bar in downtown and grab a beer. I figured, "well, it can't hurt and worst case scenario I just go home..." Well, it did hurt. I cannot figure out if it was the non-stop talking or the complaining?! She was talking about Ashley Force, a race car driver, and I said I thought she was hot....like an 8. She instantly tells me how inappropriate it is to talk about how hot other girls are in front of her and then asks me what number she is on my scale. I just laughed and told her she didn't want me tell her and I wasn't going to either. Wierd. Then we were talking about my jobs, that I am in between, thinking about going this way or that way. I tell her I can make considerablly more money going this way. She starts asking me how much money I make and what not-I look at her and tell her blatently that it is not any of her business how much mo
My Silly Friend, Karen.
I have the most colorful friend! She comes with the craziest stuff. However if your one to blush easy she's not one you may be able to handle. But shes my best friend, and the best entertainment that my could buy!!! Anyone have a friend like her?
Going To Far!!!
I think it's going way to far when someone starts to leave nasty comments about ones kids...all b/c of an ex..I'm sorry but leave the kids out of it, they're not to blame for hatred you may have for the adult.. It's very childish & going way overboard when someone stoops so low as to leave nasty comments about an innocent child!! I couldn't believe that this had actually happened until a good friend of mine deleted their profile because of this..When is enough enough?? Personally I think they should have said something about it & the other accounts should have been deleted but I think they did what they felt best for their kids. I just can't believe that someone would stoop so low, yeah I'm a bit naive you could say, this is 2007 & we have some f#$cking crazy ass people in this world but damn if you don't like someone fine leave comments about them not the kids that's BS!!
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Hey Everyone...
I just wanted to say hi....I haven't been online much in the last couple days! I've been dealing with the unexpected death of my uncle. He passed away thursday night....so after all the chaos and madness blows over and things start to get back to normal I will be on more....Just didn't want anyone to think I was avoiding them. Grave

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