So, the other night I went out on a "date." Yeah, a date, I said it. Just a totally random girl who seemed nice enough. She wanted to hit a bar in downtown and grab a beer. I figured, "well, it can't hurt and worst case scenario I just go home..." Well, it did hurt. I cannot figure out if it was the non-stop talking or the complaining?! She was talking about Ashley Force, a race car driver, and I said I thought she was hot....like an 8. She instantly tells me how inappropriate it is to talk about how hot other girls are in front of her and then asks me what number she is on my scale. I just laughed and told her she didn't want me tell her and I wasn't going to either. Wierd. Then we were talking about my jobs, that I am in between, thinking about going this way or that way. I tell her I can make considerablly more money going this way. She starts asking me how much money I make and what not-I look at her and tell her blatently that it is not any of her business how much money I make! She totally locked up. Yep, I said it. WHAT?! Then we progress into politics and for some reason she assumes I am a republican. I tell her I am not a republican. Once again she locks up. I tell her I am not a democrat either. IT'S NOT YOUR BUSINESS! Oh, it gets better! She asks me if I think we are compatible. I knew the answer was no but she didn't want to hear that. I gave her the run around because I didn't want to be rude, plus maybe she was just nervous. She replies with telling how many compliments she has given me, six so far, and I have not given her any yet! Oh my. Hint, hint lady! Later, she breaks in with how she thinks it is okay to burp and fart. Um, at that point I am done. I understand everybody has to do these things, but I like ladies who tend to hide those things, a little burp, ah whatever, but NO FARTING! She was in total disbelief.....well, I'm getting tired, GOTTA GO! And that was the end of that! What did I get myself into?!
Next day she is blowing me up on the text message, asking why I won't call her, its like noon?! Are you nuts?! Six texts later, I am deleting her number and putting my phone on silent! WTF?!
