As I lay slumbering this morning….I’m in the midst of the most wonderful dream…….corset is being slowly tightened from behind…….hair lifted and brushed over my shoulder as a small kiss and nibble is placed at the nape of my neck…..then suddenly….
“Hey, are you going to get up and take the kids to school?” I glare at the clock…..trying to focus….trying to find my voice …..”what time is it?” I groan huskily….
“6:30.…..I just got home from work and I am beat.” she says over her shoulder as she heads for her bed…..
I do quick calculations in my mind…ok, as fast as my sleep numbed mind can handle and realize, damn….I have less than 20 minutes to dress evil children……..get teeth brushed…..hair brushed and put up in pigtails……..and not to mention that the roommate could have at least made me coffee before she went to her room…but no, there is no coffee….
I stumble out of bed…..walk to evil children’s room and open the door….oh, those little girls look so sweet when they are sleeping….. but I am about to wake them up and they will transform into evil little temperamental beasts…
Stiffening my spine, I say sweetly…..”good morning ladies…time to get up and go to school.” I watch in amazement as the sweet innocent girls wake and transform immediately to grumbling wild haired beasts, that push past me in a rush for the bathroom…..”hey, you guys could at least give me a kiss good morning.” I here grumbling through the bathroom door, then soft little girl sneakers….damn, they are plotting against me already….
20 minutes later….after missing shoes…..can’t find anything to wear……backpacks gone missing again……and I still don’t have any coffee……I have said evil children in the truck….. buckled in and am driving toward their school……Yes, my roommate is trying to kill me……but she could have made me coffee first…..
