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What Makes 100% ???
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14 +15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close,

I Was Tagged By Olaya
Olaya tagged me~ and I get to tag others so here goes! THIS IS HARD!! Here are the rules: Each player of this game starts with the "6" Weird Things about You." People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says 'you are tagged' in their comments and tell them to read your blog. 1. I pray nearly every day because if nothing else I need the practice in asking for help and recognizing that I don’t have all the answers. 2. When I'm listening to music I almost always listen repeatedly to one song over and over again, sometimes a whole day long. In the old days it was more difficult with a record player. But a CD player is a marvelous thing. I just have to push the 'repeat one song' button and I can listen to the same song for hours or when I'm working on my computer I let one song play repeatedly in my Med

The Ultimate Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: Depends on my moodDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: Same, but I've been known to change my mind ;-pHow often do you like to have sex?: All the time lolIs sex a top priority for you?: Its up thereDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: YesHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: Been there done thatHow do you feel about one night stands?: They can be funHow many one night stands have you had?: no commentWhat's your favorite position?: 69Where's your favorite place to have sex?: In PublicDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: fuckHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: yesHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: hoursDo you get off first or do they?: dependsDo you like kissing during sex?: yesDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: loudDo you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: loudDoes size

What Is Your Gift
You scored as You have the Gift of Discernment. You have the Gift of Discernment. It is a well sought after gift my friend. It is a true blessing and curse to know when others lie to you, and to read their eyes. It can cause much pain and hurt if abused. Be very cautious.You have the Gift of Discernment100%You have the Gift of Wisdom94%You have the Gift of Perception/Aura Vision88%You have the Gift of Empathy88%You have the Gift of a Seer69%You sadly do not recognize your gift yet19%What is your gift?(PICS)created with QuizFarm.com Wisdom? LOL - Ok, so maybe these quizzes aren't too true after all!!!

My Fairy Tale Wedding Lol
IFF i remarry it will only be to a wedding with a twist...a midevil wedding posted below are pics hehe ya im doin my homework in hopes of 1 day this pic is of the rose garden there usually held then of course...Bring your dreams to life as wizards, elves and fairies enchant your wedding such as this look if that aint good ...Ye best set sail me hearties for a swashbuckling wedding as Pirates invade the shire....hehe....

Falling Into You
You're something I hold close to my heart A feeling so beautiful right from the start A love that is true and yours to keep You are the tissue that drys away my weep All I know right now is how much I love you You're the best thing in my life life thats true I pray that we're together till the end of time I want to hold you in my arms and call you mine We belong together through thick and thin I love every word you speak each time you touch my skin You've bought my happiness during this time I'll tell the world how happy I am during this rhyme You took my breath away from the time our eyes met You're the love of my life that I'll never forget You're the one who keeps me together I can promise you my life and we'll always be forever You're the one I can count on to keep me strong I know God will keep us together and help us along In my final words I'll tell you how much I love you The one who keeps me whole no matter what we go through

Me Vs. The Movies.
AIGHT, SO IF ANY OF YOU KNOW ME, YOU KNOW I'M ADDICTED TO MOVIES. THIS I'M BEGINNING TO THINK IS MY DOWNFALL. HERE'S WHY. IN MOVIES THE ENDINGS, EITHER HAPPY OR SAD ALWAYS END WITH THE AUDIENCE HAPPY. THIS IS NOT TRUE IN LIFE. THERE ARE NO ENDINGS. YOU COULD HAVE A GREAT DAY, BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO DO IT ALL AGAIN THE NEXT DAY. THERE ARE NO GOOD GUYS AND BAD GUYS. THEY ARE ALL THE SAME IN THEIR OWN REGARD. THOSE YOU THINK ARE YOUR FRIENDS TURN TO ENEMIES, AND YOUR ENEMIES TURN OUT TO BE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO LISTEN. THE LOSER NEVER GETS THE GIRL!! EVER. MY LIFE CAN'T BE SUMMED UP IN AN HOUR AND A HALF. TO MANY CHANGES, TO MANY DIFFRENT SCENES. THE POOR BUM FRIENDS NEVER HAVE CARS, UNLIKE IN THE MOVIES WHERE THEY ALL DRIVE VINTAGE SOMETHING OR OTHERS. IN MOVIES FRIENDS ARE LOYAL AS FUCK, UNLESS THEY ARE BAD GUYS. HURT AND IN NEED, UNLIKE IN THE MOVIES WHERE EVEN IF YOU ARE DYING FROM CANCER YOU WOULD TAKE A BULLET FOR YOUR FRIEND. THERE IS NEVER A BRIEFCASE FULL OF MONEY TO SOLVE ALL OF YOU

Magick
Which Magical Order Are You In? My Results... ...... Which Magical Order Are You In? ........ You are a Spiritualist. Your magic flows from the primal forces of the cosmos. You could be a gentle Healer, a miraculous Prophet or a spirit-summoning War-mage with the strong link your soul provides to the realms beyond reality. You have preternatural abilities, intuitively sensing the personality of people you meet and discerning events yet to happen. You enhance your aura with meditative pursuits. You are a good judge of character but your idealism or morality can confuse others.Take this quiz! . style="font-family:Arial;font-size:2;"> Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code.> ......

I'm Sorry
I'm sorry if my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs. I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry if I'm not tan enough for you I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you. I'm sorry If i don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry if im not tall enough. I'm sorry If I can't look "hott" every minute I'm sorry if my hair is not long enough. I'm sorry if im not perfect. But most of all... I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.

The Good, The Bad And The Ugly
THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Good : Your wife is pregnant. Bad : It's triplets. Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Good : Your wife's not talking to you Bad : She wants a divorce. Ugly : She's a lawyer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Good : Your son is finally maturing. Bad : He's involved with the woman next door. Ugly : So are you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Good : Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly : You're in them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad : You can't find your birth control pills. Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Good : Your husband understands fashion. Bad : He's a c

Naughty Adult Survey
Naughty Adult Survey - Be honest. If you aren't honest then what is the point? Fill it out and re-post as a bulletin. Have fun. 1) Ever been to a strip club? no 2) Ever been to a bar? hell yea 3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? no 4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? yep 5) Kissed someone of the same sex? No 6) Thrown up from drinking too much? yup 7) Had sex in a car? yep 8) Had sex at the beach? yup 9) Had sex in a movie theater? no 10) Had sex in a bathroom? yep 11) Had sex at work? no 12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store? no 13) Bought something from an adult store? yep 14) Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? no 16) Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? yep 17) Have you been caught having sex? no 18) Are your breasts real? yes 19) Have you ever kissed a stranger? no 20) Does anyone have naughty pics of you? no 21)

No One Can Ever Promise You They Will Never Hurt.
No one can ever promise you they will never hurt u... because at one time or another it will happen... the real promise is if the time u spent together... will be worth all the pain in the end

Life Is More Beautiful Because Of You
IN the hands of this beholder there are no longer razor blades pulling at the tendons of life. There became a reason to put down the knives and to stop curving the forks into points. A change was made by the twist of an 11 day cease fire that seems to grow longer. No protests, no worries, no quarrels. A complete circle of acceptance was tossed amoung the spinning moments of time, that created our perfect identities. Two broken hearts, different but the same, thrown against the wall of life to see whom can slid down first. HAHA just to bad they both stayed and prooved their dominance. Caressed in the cradle of pain, watching the stars give their life to another ones needs. Conversations between old souls that bare young faces, if the rest of the world only knew what lies beneath. No more open wounds, they have been sealed with laughter and stories. They no longer seep black, but pour clear from victimized sanctions. Floored by the presence, he possesses the power to have and con

True Friendship...what Do You Think?
Online or in person, to me, a friend is a friend. I'm thinking, though, to erase some on my list simply because there have been many a time that I have sent comments of different kinds and letters to some and I NEVER hear from them. I can understand if one is busy and hasn't been able to write for a couple of weeks to a month. Heck, I even think sometimes two months can be understandable...but once a year or never?? I mean, I'm not always good at letter writing...not always anyhow. BUT I try to get back to a person ALWAYS in reply or apologize if it takes me longer than usual which doesn't happen often. Well, I heard, from a friend, that some just want to be popular and think it's a game. Well, I've outgrown that since high school. I wasn't really popular and I didn't care. I had friends and that's what was and is important to me. I believe in quality, not quantity. I just see it this way...if one is going to be one's friend, BE A FRIEND! Do you agree with me? To me, a friend isn't a w

What Kind Of Adventurer Am I?
You scored as Indiana Jones. Indiana Jones is an archaeologist/adventurer with an unquenchable love for danger and excitement. He travels the globe in search of historical relics. He loves travel, excitement, and a good archaeological discovery. He hates Nazis and snakes, perhaps to the same degree. He always brings along his trusty whip and fedora. He's tough, cool, and dedicated. He relies on both brains and brawn to get him out of trouble and into it. Indiana Jones75%El Zorro71%Maximus67%Captain Jack Sparrow67%Lara Croft63%Batman, the Dark Knight58%The Terminator54%William Wallace54%James Bond, Agent 00746%The Amazing Spider-Man

What Would You Do?
Have you ever been in a position where you know you shouldn't be doing something but you do it anyway? I ended up having a 3some with a friend and her friend a while ago. No one was drunk, everyone was into it. It annoyed me though because another of their friends was in another room, listening to what was going on, so no one really got to relax as they thought she'd come out and bust us. I still see the two girls and would love to have it happen all over again but don't know if it will. They've been best friends since childhood and one of them had fantasised about being with the other. What would you do? try and see if it can happen again, or leave it be? Have you been in this position before? How did you handle it?

Things People Do That Make You Wonder
Have you ever stopped to think about what makes people do the things they do? You make friends and talk and talk. You share some of your most inner most thoughts with people. Then all of a sudden they stop talking to you. You sit and wonder what did I do? You ask about there day,how they are. You make sure to make it a converstation between two people not just one. But, again they just stop talking to you. We all know that some people come into our lives for one reason or another. Some stay and will always be there and some will leave. You have the ones that will lend a shoulder or a helping hand and of course there are the ones that only want to take from the friendship. You have people that leave comments on your page, comments on your pictures, emails, or even shouts. But, then all of a sudden they stop. They could have given you very special comments and you took them to heart. You really believed what they were saying. But, all along they were just words to them. They nev

Loving And Fearing The Army.....
why is it that I keep doing this to myself? I know how damn hard it is to say good bye when they have to leave for basic but for some reason I agreed to go through it again. he leaves next tuesday night and saturday his mom is throwing a going away party for him. I just got done talking to him and it sux cuz I know how hard its gonna be to say good bye. especially to him. sure we heave had our problems but I know in the end he does love me. hes spending saturday night with me and I want to make the best of it but I know in the end Im just going to end up crying most the night because its probably gonna be the last time I see him for six months. Shit Im sitting here crying now just thinking about it. I suck with saying good bye even though I know hes coming back to me. The last time I did this it all blew up in my face and I dont want to lose another one to the damn Army! I love and respect every last person who serves but damn I cant let the Army change anohter one to the poin

Venting Patriot
I had a heated talk with someone I serve with the other day about if the draft should be started up again. I think it is a good idea but I am a bit torn about it for various reasons. It has its pro's and con's just like everything else. Our military now is made up of people who want to serve their country not counting those who just came in for the school funds. (idiots) Granted if we do draft we would have to be a bit more selective than before. None of this enlist or go to jail b.s. go to jail it cost me less and i don't want some kiddy groper in my bradly with me he would end up being added to my body count. Or some puss who is gonna hide in a hole and piss himself when the shit hits the fan. But on the other side maybe it will teach these punk ass gang banger something called respect but then again they may be the ones hiding in the whole in need of a clean pair of shorts. Not to mention those of us who have seen combat will have a bit more work to do looking after those who don't

Response To Expectations
Short response to Jagannatha's Expectations A light from within...a light from without. Finding yourself alone, always in doubt. What should have been, yet could not be Has left us wanting, craving for we... For the two, not one, the joining of more Yet shattered we are, lost on the shore.

Repetition
through out high school we have to take history. in that we see how the world has made mistake after another repeatedly. the saddest thing is its always the same mistakes. do we not learn from our mistakes the first time. our future lies in the hands of our next generation society says. will they learn and become our future or repeat history again.

Age On Profile
I have just noticed and was wondering if anyone else has the same problem. I was born August 6, 1976, therefore, that would make me 30; however, the profile says that I am 31. I was just wondering if anyone else had the same problem here. Its bad enough being 30, please don't make me any older than i already am.

When I Close My Eyes
This is a poem dedicated to soeone I love very much but can't be with cause I messed up... When I close my eyes... I can see your face.. My heart calls out, wanting you with me in this special place.. I can feel your arms holding me tight.. I long to snuggle close and feel all my fears take flight.. I can see your smile.. Reminding me to be patient for just a little while.. I can feel your gentle touch.. Shivers run over my skin, I miss you so much.. I can see the love in your eyes for me.. Shining brightly where all who care to look can see.. I can feel your presence surrounding me..holding me..loving me.. And I know deep in my heart our love was meant to be.. I love you...

Naughty Riddles
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick! Q.Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it! Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"an

How Horny Are You
You scored as Very horny. You are very horny. You have a lot of desire. You get hard or wet very easily. Be careful to not let your sex drive go too far. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Very horny94%Normal Horny94%Not horny75%Super Horny63%A little horny50%How horny are you? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Iran Gets Army Gear In Pentagon Sale
Iran gets army gear in Pentagon sale 16 Jan 2007 The U.S. military has sold forbidden equipment at least a half-dozen times to middlemen for countries - including Iran and China - who exploited security flaws in the Defense Department's surplus auctions. The sales include fighter jet parts and missile components. In one case [Just *one?*], federal investigators said, the contraband made it to Iran. http://dwb.fresnobee.com/24hour/front/story/3473975p-12705356c.html

Blah Blah
Dont ya wish life was just a bit easier?Maybe you wish the sun would always shine and the breeze was always cool, but lets face it thats never gonna happen so,I guess life is what ya make it right(damn I'm glad I have a great life!)Anyways have a good year and I hope every1 is safe!!!

Ronald Reagan
Thank God I got to see this guy speak ONE time before he passed away. What a hero. You don't realize how much you miss him, until you read and remember some of the stuff he said and stood for: "Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose." - Ronald Reagan "The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan "The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant: It's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan "Of the four wars in my lifetime none came about because the U.S. was too strong." - Ronald Reagan "I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress."- Ronald Reagan "The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination." - Ronald Reagan "Government is like a baby: An

Super A-number-1 Terrific!
I've taken a moment to ponder ponderous things and it occurred to me that I might very well be insane. I mean... genuinely stark raving mad. I fully expect to end my days wandering the streets of some small French town mumbling incoherently about pastries while wearing a dead cat as a hat.

Dim Bulb.
Sometimes when I tell someone to break a leg, I actually mean that I hope they break a leg. I won't do it myself as I hate getting my hands dirty. I just rely on universal justice to take care of it. Sometimes universal justice takes too long and you need to get a heavy, blunt object.

Stolen From Jack,older Master 4 U With Permission...
We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough and we'll be more content when they are. After that, we're frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We will certainly be happy when they are out of that stage. We tell ourselves that our life will be complete when our spouse gets his or her act together, when we get a nicer car, we are able to go on a nice vacation, or when we retire. The truth is, there's no better time to be happy than right now. If not now, when? Your life will always be filled with challenges. It's best to admit this to yourself and decide to be happy anyway. Happiness is the way. So, treasure every moment that you have and treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time with...and remember that time waits for no one. So, stop waiting ...until your car or home is paid off ...un

You Might Be In Ems If....
You find humor in other people's stupidity...(yes, yes I do) You believe that 90% of people are a poor excuse for protoplasm...(yes, yes I do) Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you...(bloody cheeseburger anyone?) You get an almost irresistible urge to stand and wolf your food even in the nicest restaurants... (yes!!) You believe a good tape job will fix anything... (tape fixes EVERYTHING!) You have the bladder capacity of five people... (Eventually you will STOP doing the "pee pee" dance) You can identify the positive teeth to tattoo ratio... Your idea of a good time is a full arrest at shift change... (Oh wait, that's only if you're a NEWBIE to EMS)(fuck that I wanna go home !!) You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac... You disbelieve 90% of what you are told and 75% of what you see... (uh huh) You have your weekends off planned for a year in advance... You automatically assume the patient is a drug seeker wh

What Is Your Celtic Horoscope?
You Are An Ash Tree You are vivacious and impulsive, which makes you extremely attractive to many. Intelligent and demanding, you don't care much for criticism. You have a ton of ambition and talent, and sometimes money rules your heart. You like to play with fate, and you can be very egotistical and restless. Demanding of attention, you need love and a lot of emotional support.What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

Prayer For Friendship
YOU HAVE BLESSED US O GOD WITH A GIFT OF FRIENDSHIP, THE BONDING OF PERSONS IN A CIRCLE OF LIVE WE THANK YOU FOR SUCH A BLESING; FOR FRIENDS WHO LOVE US, WHO SHARE OUR SOWWORS WHO LAUGH WITH US IN CELEBRATION, WHO BEAR OUR PAIN WHO NEED US AS WE NEED THEM, WHO WEEP AS WE WEEP, WHO HOLD US WHEN WORDS FAIL AND WHO GIVE US THE FREEDOM TO BE OURSELVE. BLESS OUR FRIENDS WITH HEALTH, WHOLENESS, LIFE AND LOVE, AMEN

How Experienced A Kisser Are You?
How Experienced A Kisser Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 94% which makes you An Extremely Experienced KisserYou are a kissing god. Is there anywhere or anyone you havn't kissed. Keep up the good work, kissing and being kissed brings a smile to everyone's face.Find out how experienced a kisser you are at Quizopolis.com

I Will Always Be Your Friend
WHEN THE DAYLIGHT GONE AND YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, AND YOU NEES A FRIEND, JUST TO BE AROUND I'LL BE AT YOUR SIDE. THERE NO NEED TO WORRY, TOGOTHER WE'LL SURVIVE THROUGH TROUBLE AND HURRY,. I'LL BE AT YOUR SIDE I WON'T LET YOU DOWN I BELIEVE IN YOU, I WON'T TURN AROUND! I WILL COMFORT YOU, I WILL TAKE YOUR HAND I WILL PULL YOU THROUGH I WILL UNDERSTAND I'LL ALWAYS BE YOUR FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Always Your Friend
SOMETIMES IT HARD TO WRITE THE WORDS THAT YOU, MY DEAR, SHOULD SEE. OR SAY THE THING THAT YOU NEED TO HEAR. OR BE AS I SHOULD BE, YOU GROW SO FAST AND LEARN SO MUCH ITS HARD FOR ME EACH DAY TO SAY OR DO JUST WHAT IS BEST TO HELP ALONG THE WAY! SHOULD I BE SILENT OR GIVE ADVICE? SHOULD I ANSWER YES OR NO ? SHOULD I CONTROL- SET MANY RULES OR SIMPLY LET YOU GO? ONE THING IS CERTAIN- I'LL MAKE MISTAKES AND SOME WILL SEEN HARD TO MEND BUT NOTHING ELSE SEEM CLEAR RIGHT NOW KNOW THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON ME AS YOUR FRIEND YOUMEAN SO MUCH TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are You A Geek?
Are You A Geek?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 83% which makes you A Major GeekYou are an Uber geek. Ruler of all things geek. Lower forms of life bow down to you and your superior geekness. Bill Gates is probably your best friend.Are You A Geek, find out at Quizopolis.com

Amused
Two fellows from Alabama were sitting around talking one afternoon. After a while the first fellow says to the second, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby,would that make us kin?" The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about that, but it sure would make us even."

Girls Are Like Apples
---------------Girls---------------------------- ------- -----are like apples------------------- --------on trees. The best ones----------- ------are at the top of the tree.-------- ----The boys don't want to reach------ ---for the good ones because they ------ -are afraid of falling and getting hurt.---- Instead, they just get the rotten apples- ---from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think -something is wrong with them, when in --reality, they're amazing. They just ---have to wait for the right boy to------- ----- come along, the one who's----------- ----------- brave enough to----------------- -----------------climb all---------------------- ----------------- the way--------------------- -----------------to the top-------------------- ---------------- of the tree.------------------

Good Time Joke
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1000. It happened again the next week. The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw a little old lady put the distinctive pink envelope in the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her. "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated. "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and I give some of it to the church." The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?" The old lady said, "$10,000 a week." The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?" "He is a veterinarian," she answered. "That is an honorable profession," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?" The old lady said proudly, "In Nevada. He has two cat houses in Las Vegas and

40 Questions
1) What side of the heart do you draw first? Haven't drawn one in a long time 2) Can you dive without plugging your nose? no 3) What color is your razor? pink? i think? 4) What is your blood-type? No idea

I Whooped Steven Seagal's Liquidy Anus
actually, it was the other way around, but it makes me sound cooler if i imply that i won...anyway, the other day it snowed out here in lovely wisconsin...and anyone who lives out here knows, when it snows, it's fun to drive around. soooo around 10 pm a few nights back, i decided to twirl my vehicle around in the snow and drive to a 24-hour wal-mart in the nearby city of burlington. upon my arrival, i felt hungry so i browsed the food area and stumbled across what i thought may have been the greatest thing i had ever seen in my life... that's right, steven seagal's enegry drink. i was so sure of the quality of this beverage that i purchased both flavors; cherry charge, which probably tasted like cherry, and asian experience, which probably tasted like asians. i was so pleased...this wal-mart had given me boo berry cereal, and now it had given me an energy drink based off of a man who could kick chuck norris's butt in a fight.yeah, i said it. chuck norris has nothing on seagal. chuck n

*sigh* I Found Him!
YES I DID...I FOUND MY SEX SYMBOL FINALLY. I DIDNT EVEN THINK TO GO TO PHOTOBUCKET UNTIL NOW ACTUALLY...LOL! THE GREAT AND SEXY OLIVER MARTINEZ! *SIGH* HE IS SO DAM SEXY. I FELL FOR HIM EVER SINCE I SAW S.W.A.T ACTUALLY. THEN I SAW UNFAITHFUL AND ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE! ANY WOMANS FANTASY. OKAY IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THE FU** IM TALKING ABOUT THEN GO TO MY PAGE IN THE ABOUT ME SECTION...GO AHEAD AND LOOK FOR YOURSELF. :)

Is It
Is it possible to know someone You never met Better then those next to you Is it possible to be closer With the one You talk to on the net Is it possible to fall in love With that one Who is always around Is it possible to love them More then the ones You can really hold

A Favorite Of Mine...i Did Not Write This One...
Take my hand and lead the way; tell me all you want to say. Whisper softly in my ear, all those things I want to hear. Kiss my lips and touch my skin; bring out passions deep within. Pull me close and hold me near; take away my pain and fear. In the darkness of the night, be my beacon, shine your light. In the brightness of the sun, show me that you are the one. Give me wings so I can fly; for I can soar when you're nearby. Enter my heart, break down the wall, it's time for me to watch it fall. I've been a prisoner, can't you see? Break my chains and set me free. Strip me of my armor tight; you'll find I won't put up a fight. Release my soul held deep within . . . I'm ready now, let love begin.

Public Displays Of Affection
Public Displays of Affection Holding hands KIsses passionate and wet Normal everyday Things But Lover took me to a new Level Glass Elevator at the Chrysler Building A fantasy yes, but would she ever So naughty and taboo Lover Gets what lover Wants We arrived in sweet anticipation Waves of sexual anticipation cursed through our hardened bodies As we rode the glass elevator higher and higher Facing the street the 4th floor our destination Lover pushed the stop button Locked into place Stripping with intense sexual hunger Our bodies trembling violently Hands everywhere Our Tongue tying Kiss more passionate than ever Point of No Return Breached Total nudity to all below Goddess sank to her knees Set to feast on her sexual lollipop Mix of fear and excitement my eyes darting hear and there Is anyone watching? Oh hell who cares? SUddenly she wraps my manhood tightly inside her billowign breasts Pumping Mama's breasts szo hard Her sucks

My Contest
This contest has nothing to do with looks, or popularity. This has nothing to do with your tits, ass, friends, eyes, or any of that shit. This one is based on your skills. I don't care if you use photoshop, or come up with your own orginal piece of work, as long as it isn't a stolen copywritten image. I am looking for some artwork for the upcoming AS MY VICTIMS BLEED CD, and I figured to hell with it. I will search for the artist right here on CherryTap. If you, or anyone you know is interested have them contact me. I want to run it kind of like a contest, only how many ratings you get, how many comments you get, those won't matter. There will be no CherryTap gifts awarded to the winner. The winner will receive a free CD as well as recognition for thier work. The winner will be chosen by me. I may follow some suggestions from anyone that does rate and comment your work. Since AS MY VICTIMS BLEED is a DEATH METAL band, the artwork should fit the name and genre of music.

Stang Has Resigned As Bouncer
First I wanted to thank the guys in yellow for having me as a part of their support staff. After 7 months of being a bouncer, it's time for me to move on. I am not leaving the site but I have some things going on in the offline world that need my attention. I am unable to dedicate the time necessary to be a good bouncer and of use to the site and the users. Over the next few days, I'm sure haters will gear up, start rumors about me being "kicked off" and so on but those will be untrue. Truth be told, if they were going to boot me off, they would have done that months ago....LOL. I will always do what I can help the site and the users but for now, I just want to hang out with my CT friends, act up and enjoy the site. I wish much luck to the current bouncers and the best of wishes to the new bouncers that come on board. Thanks all and please repost this for me. Thanks. Oh by the way, please stop by and rate my profile if you have not already....LOL!!!!!! Gypsy Qu

Crazy......poem
I made you crazy I drove a man crazy and yet I dont know how I made him crazy it wasnt fair for him to be crazy Im sorry for making you crazy I wish I could take your place and I be crazy tell me a way show me a way and make me crazy my heart hurts cause I made my friend crazy Please change I dont want you to be crazy Someone help him, help him, he's crazy take away his pain that made him crazy I dont like how I made him crazy I didnt do it on purpose, I didnt even know I was making him crazy I wish I could take it all back and he leave me crazy

I Miss You My Friend
I MISS YOU MY FRIEND.. YOU ARE SO DEAR EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE NOT NEAR. I CARRY YOU WITHIN MY HEART. AND I KNOW THAT WE WILL NEVER PART. YOU'RE SPECIAL TO ME.. THAT MUCH IS TRUE. WITHOUT YOU,I WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. I DEPEND ON YOU AND YOU ON ME. NO TRUER FRIENDS COULD THERE BE. I WISH WE WERE TOGETHER..THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN. WE WOULD TALK FOR HOURS AND NEVER BE DONE. YOU'RE MORE THAN MY FRIEND.. YOUR MY HEART. AND I KNOW THIS MUCH... I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU.

Am I Alone
AM I ALONE I GET A FUNNY FEELING, IT COMES FROM DEEP INSIDE. I GET ALL MAD AND ANGRY, WANTING TO GO AND HIDE. MY DOCTOR CALLS IT DEPRESSION, MY FAMILY SAYS IT'S JUST ME. BUT THE THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS, NO ONE WILL EVER BE ABLE TO SEE. I GET REALLY EDGY, I WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE REAL BAD. THEN I GET A HEADACHE, FOLLOWED BY FEELING SAD. I WISH I COULD GET HELP, I WISH IT WOULD GO AWAY. MAYBE IF I KEEP PRAYING REAL HARD, IT WILL SOME DAY.

The Best Irish Joke 2007
The Best Irish Joke 2006 John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night" She said, "Aye, did ya now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife" "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary" She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised me self. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

What Does Your Birth Month Mean?
Your Birth Month is September Tolerant and inspirational, you are wise beyond your years. You are universally sympathetic and a great humanitarian. Your soul reflects: Devotion, light, and love Your gemstone: Sapphire Your flower: Morning Glory Your colors: Brown and deep blueWhat Does Your Birth Month Mean?

If Tears Weren't Clear
If tears weren't clear She'd have to wear a mask Her face would be stained The way they stain glass She'd be dis- Colored and ugly Then they all can see.. How sick and pathetic is she Yet, she is really me.

Are You A Girl Or A Woman?
You Are A Woman! Congratulations, you've made it to adulthood. You're emotionally mature, responsible, and unlikely to act out. You accept that life is hard - and do your best to keep things upbeat. This makes you the perfect girlfriend... or even wife! Are You A Girl Or a Woman?

My Night Creture
You scored as Fallen Angel. You my friend are a Fallen Angel!You were amongst the closest to God, yet love led you down a path of self-destruction. You find yourself crying a lot, because of the pains of this world. Yes it is very crewl, yet you know there isn't a thing you can do about it. Follow your heart and you will find some of your former happiness.Fallen Angel58%You are a Demon17%Black Witch0%You are a Vampiric Elf!0%Vampire0%What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)created with QuizFarm.com

Recover Your Happiness
RECOVER YOUR HAPPINESS I LOVE THIS... A--Accept Accept others for who they are and for the choices they've made even if you have difficulty understanding their beliefs, motives, or actions. B--Break Away Break away from everything that stands in the way of what you hope to accomplish with your life. C--Create Create a family of friends whom you can share your hopes, dreams, sorrows, and happiness with. D--Decide Decide that you'll be successful and happy come what may, and good things will find you. The roadblocks are only minor obstacles along the way. E--Explore Explore and experiment. The world has much to offer, and you have much to give. And every time you try something new, you'll learn more about yourself. F--Forgive Forgive and forget. Grudges only weigh you down and inspire unhappiness and grief. Soar above it, and remember that everyone makes mistakes. G--Grow Leave the childhood monsters behind. They can no longer hurt you or stand in your w

I Am An Aquarian.. What Are You?
HORNY-SCOPES (ADULTS ONLY) I'M AN ARIES What the signs are like in BED! AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship; it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on. They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs. Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this. AQUARIUS MALE IN BED He has amazing

Aurora Jessanie L.
Aurora was born on AUgust 5th, 2004. The pregnancy was pretty normal all the way up utnil about 26 weeks. We went in to get an ultrasound to find out the sex, and the lady doing the ultrasound didn't even end up looking until about an hour and half inot the ultrasound. This isn't normal, usually they last half hour at most. well then she pulled three or four doctors in to look, and after all of this was done, these doctors we'd never met took me and aurora's mom into another oom and asked us to sit down. They told us Aurora has a condition called Hypoplastic Left Heart Syndrome. The left side of her heart did not form properly, and she would be born with half a heart. Well at this point they asked us what we wanted to do, gave us the options. Abort, have her and simply watch her die while they try to find a transplant for her, or try a three stage surgery that should give her heart about 30 years. Well of course we chose option 3. We finished the pregancy, (it was very high risk and we

Our Gift Of Us!
*I used to dream of actually felling this about someone...now I do. This is for Sunny.* She lays, unfettered with her Pale satin seas bathed in the light of this, Our Secret Silver Night. The Whole Goddess gazes down upon My Summer Goddess to deliver the vision that quivers her soul and mine for we both shiver in our divine embrace in the place we long to live deep and breath in to keep the face of what we know here as our Love. We take each other home with the blaze in our eyes and realize how alone the world seems to not have known for itself that which teems in our hearts. Our Gift of Us!

Old Farmers Advice
An Old Farmer's Advice: * Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. * Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. * Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled. * Meanness don't jes' happen overnight. * Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. * Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. * It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. * You cannot unsay a cruel word. * Every path has a few puddles. * When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. * The best sermons are lived, not preached. * Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. * Don't judge folks by their relatives. * Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. * Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a secon

Ya Ok!
I'm sexy, I'm cute! I'm popular to boot! I'm bitchin, great hair! The boys all love to stare! I'm wanted, I'm hot! I'm everything your not! I'm pretty, I'm cool! I dominate the school! Who am I? Just guess! Guys wanna touch my chest! I'm rockin'! I smile! And many think I'm vile. I'm flyin', I jump! You can look but don't you hump! Whoo! I'm major, I roar! I swear I'm not a whore! We cheer and we lead! We act like we're on speed! you hate us cause we're beautiful well we don't like u either!

Heart On My Sleeve..=)
i wear my heart on my sleeve, leaving it for every one to see..=) so when you stomp it..dont you know..that your hurting me in ways youll never know...for if i wore it to be hidden...would you be much nicer and smitten, or does the placment of my heart really not play a big part...=)

Eaten
He sat in a darkened corner, lost deep in thoughts. He was aware of the lack of fact in his thoughts, he knew that they were the product of his imagination, but he could not make them stop. Paranoia had crept into his mind over the passing days. It had started to work it's way into his every thought. "Why" was the question that fed them, and they expanded wider and wilder in his mind. He tried desperately to hold on to facts that he knew to be true, to have patience to find the answers to his questions instead of his assumptions, but the weight of the assumptions was crushing his spirit. He was lost in the thoughts spawned from paranoia, fed by experience, he was being consumed, almost eaten, by them. "Why" resonated louder and louder in his mind, demanding an answer, not resting for anything. He had had similar situations in the past where his paranoia had been true, but was ignored. This time he was sure it was only paranoia, but it wouldn't be ignored. The whiny "i told yo

Where Did The Comments Go To ,what Happend To The Ones On My Page
WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL OF MY COMMENTS ,THAT PEOPLE LEFT ON MY PAGE,{WHO}REMOVE THEM,I KNOW I DIDNT,PLEASE CAN SOMEONE ANSWER THIS QUESTION,AS TO WHERE DID THE COMMENTS GO TO. PLEASE READ AND REPOST . THANU

Contest
The Link will work at 12:00 EST today when I open the folder. Comments Count so get ppl to comment bomb you. You may vote for yourself! Good Luck! Contest Ends at 12:00 Sunday EST. I will also put a sticky bulletin up with all your links at noon today! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=141262&i=903941375 tennacjed**AKA Ryan**BACK FROM VEGAShttp://cherrytap.com/image.php?u=141262&i=903941375&tn=1

My Mood
I haven't been online much lately... been trying to deal with some very disturbing issues at home. I dont' want my friends to think I am abandoning them though.. I still luv ya all, just trying to get my head straight and figure out what I'm going to do.

For Those Who Want To Know
If you all noticed i have been on the computer alot less. I am doing fine, I have gotten a new job and doing real well in that. I apprieciate all the meesages.please continue writing to me i might not answer right away but i will answer. So I hope you all doing fine plzzzzzzzz send meanything say hey i am still alive

A Poem For A Lost Friend.
Depression claims, and takes away. Destroys one life with no concern Hold tight to something If even a friend But never please never let yourself give in. It is but a whisper in a dark loving mind But hope stills remains Rising like a vine So let what may Come steal your breath away but fight back for life because some like I will miss the brightness that shines in your eyes. But the battles you can take. just live and fight from day to Day.

Pot Calls The Kettle Black?
This is a saying i heard today and don't quite get. "That's like the pot calling the kettle black" My thoughts on this 1. What if the pot is stainless? 2. What if the kettle is cast iron? 3. What if the kettle is just burned black? 4. Maybe the kettle is a punk and needs a beat down so then it's black and blue. 5. Maybe we should rise against all kettle and align ourselves with the pots,we do need them more can't we use a pot to boil water. 6. kettles suck 7. POTS RULE 8. I also RULE

Another Dies...
Again, another dies....I thought I would say though to all my friends in the good old US, (insert name) he hasn't been named yet was killed in a battle.during which he and the troop flew in via helicopter, hit and run affaire, then got airlifted out. Except (insert name) didn't make it. In an Unbelievable "saving Private Ryan" move,15 British chums then, realising they're a man short, strapped themselves onto an Apache chopper(cos there was only room for 5) AND WENT THE FUCK IN! Alas, (insert name) had already perished, however the body is on its way to a blighty cementary. Thank you for listening, I know most of you are American, but even you'll agree thats better than "ROCKY RETURNS" or whatever its called. Kissy kissy, Rich.x

~plz Fan My Friend~
I Love Sporks -add me as a fan before you add me as a friend-@ CherryTAP FAN MY FRIEND she is an absolut sweetie and deserves to be number one with fans she really is a doll & u wont be disappointed :-) I Love Sporks -add me as a fan before you add me as a friend-@ CherryTAP

Ok, It's Not About Me
...but maybe it is. Anyways, this site is almost 600,000 strong. (It'll probably hit that number by the time you read this.) When I joined last May, I was #31056. And this site was called Lost Cherry. (I still like the old name better.) It's changed so much, both good and bad. Truth is, I still love it here better than MySpace. I'm just saying. Now that I got that off my chest, happy hump day!!!! And to all the awesome friends I met on here, you rock!!!!!!!!!!!

You Can Be My Friend
Sometimes in life, you find a special friend; Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop; Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it...Come to me with open arms..... SHOW SOME LOVE..

Sickness..
Well last night I went to the hospital and come to find out this cold I have turned into Bronchitis....fun fun lemme tell ya....But with my meds I should be feelin better in a couple of days!! Yay!! I can't wait, I really hate being sick cause I turn into a complete and total BITCH...but yeah thats it...I'm gonna try to blog on here more often but I really don't have alot of exciting stuff that goes on in my life just alot of family drama lol so who knows maybe one day I'll bless you all with an inside look to my life lol. Later fuckers and fuckettes

Last Rites (the Boondock Saints Prayer)
These are not polite suggestions. They are codes of behavior and those that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil. I urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption... into our domain. For if you do, there will come the day when you look behind you and see I. And on that day you will reap it. And I will send you to whatever God you wish. And shepherds we shall be. For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. E nomini patri, et Fili e spiritu sancti.

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Words Women Use, This Is Actually Pretty Accurate
FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. THANKS A woman is thanking y

Truth Or Dare
Truth Or Dare =) and be honest. Just copy this then paste it in an email Fill this out and send it to my INBOX!! I dare you... to tell me the truth.. Four things you wonder about me 1. 2. 3. 4. Three things you like about me 1. 2. 3. Two things you don't like about me 1. 2. My best feature 1. Two things you want to do with me 1. 2. One word that describe me 1. One question for me 1. Do you want me to fill this out about you? I dare you to repost this see how many people do this to you

Kind Of Sex I Like
You prefer Spontaneous sex! You're into spontaneous sex. Anywhere, any time the mood takes you. Just be careful that your sexcapades don't land you in a (ahem) tight spot. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com

Roadtrip
I recently went to Birmingham, AL to visit my best friend. While I was there, her boyfriend took me to the shooting range. it was the first time I had eve shot a gun. Steve started me off with a barney fife .38. I didnt do so well. Next, he coached me on a 380- again not so well. Finally, the .45 came around and yep not so well. After a few more rounds- I gained the 'line of sight' and it was on. Head shots rang out on my targets and I was having fun. The next pictures I load up will be of the final targets LOL just to prove that I did it- and there is a picture of me posted as well. Girls- you have to try it at least once--me?? I 'm gonna do it again!!

The Congregation...
So, the now "Reverand Doggie James" and myself have formed our official CherryTap congragation. (we are playing around for anyone who takes this wrong, we're not pricks or cult leaders, LOL) We're based on the belief in enjoying life, drinking it up, and good times! Our commandments follows as such.. 1: Thall shall not waste beer 2: Thall shall not bring shitty beer to drinkathons 3: Thall shall not take the Cardinals, Suns or Sun Devils names in vain. 4: Thall shall not play rap music at camping services (some regular drinkathon exceptions may be made) 5: Thall shall not take Bugles name in vain. 6: Thall shall not bring drama into drinkathons 7: Thall shall not puke on the Pastors lawn (DOGGIE!!!) 8: Thall shall not take the name of Chris Ledoux in vain. 9: Thall shall not cheer for the Lakers or Yankees! 10. Thall shall remember, save a horse, ride a cowboy, and have a good time! Special services are to be held at Bugles (aka, Doggie and I get drunk at the

Tuesday, July 19, 2005 (another One From Myspace)
on july 17th my grandma past away so im writing this in honor of her. my grandma was born nov. 25 1909 in poland, she came to the US when she was 2. she had 7 kids.from that she had 21 grandchildren 2 stepgrandchildren, 30-40 great-grandchildren 5 step great-grandchildern..... as i type this i sit and cry even tho i know she in a better place and she is happy, even so it hurts to lose sum1 in your life no matter how hard you try to be strong you just cant do it when that person has made it possible for you to be on this earth. im not sure what to say but thank you grandma where ever you may be for having my dad and him having me so i could be here today. i'll miss with all that i am, i hope u'll wacth over me and the rest of our family and to see to that we all have a life as good as your was. my heart is heavy with saddness as i know it is for the rest of the family too. i know in my heart i'll see you again sumday but till then rest in peace and know that i will always love you! yo

Contest?
Okay, So I'm getting bored with CT. I thought maybe I'd do a contest. Well more of a prize giveaway. You can use any picture you want. 2500 comments gets you a Platinum Cherry. 2000 gets you earrings. Men and women can enter. 4000 comments gets you a ring mens/womens. Anybody interested at all?? Let me know on here or via shout/pm!

Hello!!
How many people do we meet in one day? What is our feelings about a person we meet? Could that person be thinking the same thing about us? If we show goodness then we might be recieving goodness,If we show coldness we will get the same in return. Are we better than our brothers and sisters of this earth? What real answers can we provide for the questions? Maybe we need to consider some changes in our lives. rebelbreed

Fan Me, Friend Me, Rate Me, Blah, Blah, Blah!
Before anyone gets all hyper about this, I am NOT talking about anyone in particular. So don't just start writing me up about how you can do more at higher levels or how you can post more pics...I don't really care about that. Besides, if I find something about you that's interesting, I'll want to be your friend or fan...and I'll rate you that coveted '10', even if you're profile is begging for it. And sometimes I won't...I'm sort of childish like that. So anyway, all of the begging hasn't made me want to leave the CT. I get irked by it occasionally, but then I just change profiles or I blog. Amazing how the mouse can take you somewhere else! I like the fact that there are levels; I like the fact that you can do more pics or whatever when you level up. What I don't like is when someone talks about 'people not being real' or talks about 'all the fakes on CT' when they're kind of fake with all of their 'rate my pics' or 'fan me before you add me as a friend' crap! Like you

Another Funeral...another Friend
Today i learned a good friend i went threw basic with was killed. I am to escort his body the rest of the way home and explain to his family how he died with honor. This will be the 24th funeral in 6 years... How do i face his parents and tell them he died for a cause that not even i am sure i believe in any more? He died doing what he loved and what he felt he was required to do... But is that acceptable? IS IT! Why just god damn fucking tell me why, why anymore why for the love of god he was only 20. Not even god damn fucking legal age to drink but old enough to die for his country??? Where the hell is this fair ? He had his whole life infront of him , he got good grades, never did drugs and was always their for his friends when they needed him and now he is gone. The world has lost an amazing person and i have lost a true friend. I mean i knew we all knew what could happen when we all joined up together but for the love of god this is not fair. We arent even f

Domestic Violence
Nobody to stop me, to tell me what to do. You better believe I’m so over you. I no longer have to tolerate your shit. You’re an abusive, lying, cheating prick. No bruises for me to hide anymore. I would never let you back through the door. I have that choice and I say hell no I won’t take it anymore. Are you smart enough to figure out why there’s so much animosity? It was always you, it doesn’t matter how many excuses you make, and it was never me! There are no emotions left for you, to me you’re just a waste of space. Bet it burns you that I was that one person you couldn’t break. No tears for me to cry. No bruises, I WON’T HIDE! You don’t scare me; I won’t hide in a shell. Touch me again and the only thing you will see is inside of a prison cell. The need to teach our children that the way you treated me wasn’t right. No more darkness I see the light. I’ve got the inner-strength something you never had. You never even seen what you did was wrong and that’s kind of s

Gun Facts And Thoughts.......
1. An armed person is a citizen. An unarmed person is tomorrow's victim. 2. A gun in the hand... is better than a cop on the phone. 3. If guns cause crime... then pencils cause misspelled words. 4. "Free" people do not have to ask permission to bear arms. 5. If you don't know your rights you don't have any. 6. Those who trade liberty for security have neither. 7. The United States Constitution (c) 1791--All Rights reserved. 8. What part of "...shall not be infringed..." do you not understand? 9. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others. 10. Over 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday. 11. Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians. 12. You don't shoot to kill, you shoot to stay alive. 13. Criminals love gun control -- it makes their jobs safer...

Do You Know How To Live
When tears fall and you think you can't take the pain anymore. Stand up and be counted for. When you know you have been treated wrong. Stand up and show them they didn't beat you, you are still standing strong. When you think that your heart will break for the last time. Stand up and tell them you are just fine. When they try their hardest to bring you down. Stand up and show them, it's your inner strength you have found. When you think life is just too hard to take. Stand up and show them they were the one's that made the mistake. When you think love is just passing you by. Stand up and catch that special person’s eye. When you think you won't get the job you dreamed about. Stand up and show those bosses what you’re really about. When you think all is at a loss. Stand up look in the mirror and be thankful your life wasn't lost. When you think that life is just too damn hard. Stand up and go to a hospital and look at all those people fighting to live, Because life is

Busy Thursday!
Decided to blog this now as my morning will start really early! My Dad is doing well. Made it to cardiac rehab and not a problem to be had! My sister's adventure is coming to an early close. She's arriving home early Friday morning. My Mom didn't say much, but I think the raw foods diet got to her! At least she gave it a try. I'm sure she'll have stories to tell, lol! Work starts early today and I have a talk to give this evening! Busy day! Hope everyone has a wonderful day. Much love and hugs! Blessings one and all! Take care. And please, please remember your shielding!

Darrell Scott Testimony
DARRELL SCOTT TESTIMONY Guess our national leaders didn't expect this, hmm? On Thursday, Darrell Scott, the father of Rachel Scott, a victim of the Columbine High School shootings in Littleton, Colorado, was invited to address the House Judiciary Committee's subcommittee What he said to our national leaders during this special session of Congress was painfully truthful. They were not prepared for what he was to say, nor was it received well. It needs to be heard by every parent, every teacher, every politician, every sociologist, every psychologist, and every so-called expert! These courageous words spoken by Darrell Scott are powerful, penetrating, and deeply personal. There is no doubt that God sent this man as a voice crying in the wilderness. The following is a portion of the transcript: "Since the dawn of creation there has been both good & evil in the hearts of men and women. We all contain the seeds of kindness or the seeds of violence. The death of my wonderful

Please Leave Comments
i nominated my daughter for cherry tap queen please comment on her all my friends and fans and anyone else who thinks she is gorgeous here is her link the pic is her primary thanks http://cherrytap.com/xxtemptressxx her name is april

Love/life/destiny?
Can we fall in and out of love so easily? I seriously thought I loved this one guy...went through a lot with him. But after all that, instead of feeling closer to him, I realize now that I really have no feelings for him. They're gone. Tossed away. Vanished. Is there a point where we're caring so much that we hit the limit and can't care ever again? Or do we just get tired of the same places, the same ppl, the same drinks... that everyday forever just lost all its appeal? Does anybody even know the answers? -- I am broken and have broken many

Anime I'm Watching Right Now..
I love anime. Ever since the thundercats and voltron and G-Force. :P The anime I'm watching before I goto work are. Death Note - about a notebook that you can write peoples name in and they die. yeah its all gothic and stuff. Bleach - about souls and saving them. its up to episode 104 .. fan subbed.. in english or french. Naruto - the ninja kid.. I'll post pics of these anime later. fan subbed means it has subtitles. The sub titles are timed with the original language so that you can read what they are saying. and yes.. This also means I like foreign films . hahaha time for work .. peace Fan subbed also means its most likely translated to english by college students or highschool students.

These Are For You Hunny
here are some poems for you....just thinkin bout you > > > If I could have just one wish, > I would wish to wake up everyday > to the sound of your breath on my neck, > the warmth of your lips on my cheek, > the touch of your fingers on my skin, > and the feel of your heart beating with mine... > Knowing that I could never find that feeling > with anyone other than you. > > > What I Love About You > > I love the way you look at me, > Your eyes so bright and blue. > I love the way you kiss me, > Your lips so soft and smooth. > > I love the way you make me so happy, > And the ways you show you care. > I love the way you say, "I Love You," > And the way you're always there. > > I love the way you touch me, > Always sending chills down my spine. > I love that you are with me, > And glad that you are mine. > > Your Name > > I wrote your name in the sky, > but the wind blew it away. > I wrote your name in the sand, > but the waves washed it away.

You Are A Keeper!
(As reposted here from what what was posted on the bulletins...) One day someone special will be gone. And on that clear, cold morning, In the warmth of your bedroom, You might be struck with the pain of learning That sometimes there isn't any more. No more hugs, No more lucky moments to celebrate together, No more phone calls just to chat, No more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away, Never to return before we can say good-bye, Say "I Love You." So while we have it... it's best we love it . And care for it and fix it when it's broken. And take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriage... and friendships... And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, Because we cherish them! Some things we keep -- Like a best friend who moved away Or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some t

A Mans Actions That Killed!
AS MOST OF YOU KNOW I LIVE IN COLORADO SPRINGS AND I LOVE IT VERY MUCH, BUT AS OF 01/16/07 WE HAD A FIRE THAT I WILL NEVER FORGET. YOU SEE MY BROTHER`IN`LAW AND HIS BROTHA AND MANY OTHER PEOPLE I KNOW WHERE EFFECTED AND I WAS THERE TO SEE IT HAPPEN. I TOOK PICTURES THAT I WILL NEVER FORGET AS I SAW PEOPLE JUMPING OUT OFF THEIR BALCONYS AND MANY, MANY CHILDREN LOSE WHAT THEY KNEW AS THEIR HOMES. PLEASE I ASK OF YOU TO KEEP OVER 350 PEOPLE IN YOUR PRAYS HAS THEY HAVE NOTHING AND LOST EVERYTHING. THEY HAVE NOW ARRESTED SOMEONE WHO IS IN CONNECTION WITH THE FIRE. HE IS BEING CHARGED WITH MURDER. PLEASE CHECK OUT MY PHOTOS UNDER "CASTLEWEST INFERNO" AND GO READ ABOUT THE TRAGEDY AT http://www.kktv.com/. Courtesy of MsTags.com

If Everyone Cared And Nobody Cried...lied...pride...died...
I have posted the following comment to a CT profile dedicated In Memory Of Rachel Joy Scott. If you haven't seen the site, you may want to go and check it out yourself. "I had the pleasure of hearing her Dad speak at Harvest Ministries Church off on Loop 1604 in San Antonio long time ago. He was having his own mission of sharing the poignant words Rachel had in her diary. It is a sadness that shook, not only their own community, but the communities surrounding like a rippling in a pond until the ends of the world. It had a grappling effect on everyone that such sinister things could have occurred at our public schools where our children were to feel so safe. Thank you for sharing this website as a reminder to all that, not only are we to be concerned about the horrors abroad, but also at home. Senseless, it was, that it even occurred; hopefully, lessons were learned from Columbine (and other similar instances that trickled in following) to minimize the environment that

At The End...
Alone in the darkness Feeling the anger build, Needing to be comforted But alone and only feeling pain, When i needed you're kind words I only got harsh ones, As you released me Then turned and walked away, Out the broken window I seen the faint light of day, I pressed the razor to my wrist And slowly closed my eyes, Forgive me father for being so weak But i can not live without him, And i give you my soul to keep. As the light is fading And darkness comes my way, I know i fulfilled my promise And loved him until my dying day.

What Song Should You Strip To?
Your Stripper Song Is Master and Servant by Depeche Mode "There�s a new game We like to play you see A game with added reality You treat me like a dog Get me down on my knees" Yawn, dancing is so boring without a little spice. What Song Should You Strip To?

Health Care In America
HEALTH CARE IN AMERICA . . . Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week. The second sees his family doctor after waiting a week for an appointment, then waits eighteen weeks to see a specialist, then gets an X-ray, which isn't reviewed for another month and finally has his surgery scheduled for a year later. Why the different treatment for the two patients? The first is a Golden Retriever. The second is a Senior Citizen.

What Sign Is Your True Love?
Your True Love Is a Cancer Why you'll love a Cancer: Cancer's loyal and sincere heart makes your own sensitive heart melt. Caring and devoted, a Cancer will take the lead in pursuing you - and not give up! Why a Cancer will love you: You're laid back enough to deal with Cancer's little mood swings and freak-outs. A fellow homebody, you know how make Cancer comfortable and at home with you. What Sign Is Your True Love?

Think You Got What It Takes?
1. Your Name:? 2. Age:? 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Have sex on the first date? 15. Would you kiss me during sex? 16. Do you think I would be good in bed? 17. Three sum? 18. How many times would you like to cum? 19. Would you use me as a booty call? 20. Do you like fore play? 21. What is fore play to you? 22. Can we take pictures of the act?

Sleeps Wit Da Fishes
I am so tired. Not sure why. I made a huge to do list and did not accomplish much. I have a 5-gallon fish tank now. I need a plecostamous and either one smallish/medium fish that is a loner or a few small/tiny fish that like to be in groups. The focus here is the plecostamous. I love those little guys!

For You Are The One
**For you I would climb The highest mountain peak Swim the deepest ocean Your love I do seek.** **For you I would cross The rivers most wide Walk the hottest desert sand To have you by my side.** **For you are the one Who makes me whole You've captured my heart And touched my soul.** **For you are the one That stepped out of my dreams Gave me new hope Showed me what love means.** **For you alone Are my reason to live For the compassion you show And the care that you give.** **You came into my life And made me complete Each time I see you My heart skips a beat.** **For you define beauty In both body and mind Your soft, gentle face More beauty I'll ne'er find.** **For you are the one God sent from above The angel I needed For whom I do love.**

Get Your Sig Tag Made By Me!!
Come vote for me in GHOST'S CT WIFE. PLEASE COME AND COMMENT BOMB ME!!! and rate pic. IT WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED. I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR. I will make a Sig tag for everyone who votes for me. Tag will be made just for you. Nobody's tag will be the same. Just send me a private message letting me know you voted with the name you want on your tag. The contest lasts for 3 weeks. (through the 31st) If you Leave over 100 votes You will get 2 sig tags. If you help me out each day and repost my bulletins till the contest ends you will get 2 sig tags, extras to go along with one of your tags (i.e. thanks for the add, awesome, welcome, etc etc) AND a Valentine's Day Tag made for you to send to all your friends. THANKS A BUNCH! Please repost for me. (If there is anyone who has been voting for me and i havent gotten to you about your tag please let me know.) Lucky, Mystic, Forbidden, Lost, Juniper, Khali, LaydeLuck, Dreamer, Hidee, BrattyBytch, CRAZYKen696967, LYNDEE,ScottishWillie,Lady

"this Is The Worst Day Of My Life"
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him grabs his drink, and gulps it down in one swig. My dad sent this to me tonight i thought really funny The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home found my wife in bed with the Mexican gardener. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my miserable life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison."

Drunk Welfare Bitch
isn't it wonderful when the money you pay in taxes supports those who dont need it like the drunk bitch that lives below us who doesnt work and makes all the noise in the world but then comes upstairs to complain about us making noise. i can understand if we were being loud but when we are sitting quietly in our office typing away no noise except the slight clicking of keys and this is the sixth time she has banged on our door and every time its the same hollering in a slurred voice how we woke her. im sorry but we were sitting here quietly and didnt hear or make any noise. "her" well im gonna call the cops and the landlord blah blah blah. i dont know if its the apartment next to her but god i wish she would choke on her double chin i pay taxes to help those in need not support your drinking habit what am i supposed to do go to every apartment out of the nine and beg everyone to stay quiet so they can hear you crystal clear vomiting and yelling at your boyfriend. or maybe tell the co

Happy Birthday Baby!!!!
Today ((Jan. 18th)) is my sweet man John's birthday. We have had some hard times, but I love him so much. Most people may have thought that we would and still lthink we won't last. But to that I say quit being so jealous of what we have. We love eachother and things are going great this time. But John is the most wonderful man I know. And today is his birthday. So please help me in wishing him the Happiest Birthday ever!!!! I LOVE YOU JOHN!!!!! And to that I say... Let's all wish him a happy birthday please by leaving him a comment or visiting his page: John

R.i.p "ernie"
grandmother passed tonight. i was cool until i got to the hospital..and i started to think about her and how she use to take care of us and shout at us when me and my bro where lil...broke down. im cool now..shes not suffering anymore rest n peace

Divorce
Okay.... So, I never thought that I would be 22 going through a divorce., but here I am. I'm kinda glad that I am getting a divorce. Neither one of us has been happy for a long time... not to mention the fact that I'm not sure how much of his cheating I can take. It just sucks. I see myself being single forever... and I don't want that ... why can't I ever just find a great guy...???? Someone that will treat me the way I think I deserve to be treated.

I Guess I Made An Enemy Lol
Well it seems i've made a lovely enemy today all because i made one slip of the toungue and said something i shouldnt of. Funny thing is its not even with the person i got in the fight with! Its with a 35 year old retired marine or whatever he is. Telling me i am a fake and that i should be ashamed of myself because i am the worst kinda scum. News flash loser, Just because i am young dont mean shit. My best friend is a Lt and he's only 25! thats all of 3 years older then me asshole! Does that make him a liar too? I wonder how many out there who have lived the kinda life i have reached a higher then normal rank. I am more then sure i am not the only one! But for those of you who don't know about my life allow me put it all out there for everyone. I myself am a duel citizon between Canada and the United States. I was born that way and enjoy that part of my life as i have family on both sides of the boarder. I started my life fairly young as far as the military has c

18 Buck An Hour...hmmmm...smells Fishy!
damn.... my friend asked me to do a favor for her and fill in for her bf @ work....but she failed to mention it was a form of telemarketing....or worse face to face with people trying to sell crap no one wants...OMFG!!! why.....i might just flake and hope they dont get mad at me =( xoxox celest

Poetry
My thoughts are wandering like a man in the desert My eyes are crying like a waterfall in an unknown place My soul is drifting away like a bottle in the sea My heart is fading like a candle at the end if its wick My body is weak like a flower with no water This is me i am real I am no other No one can be me And i can be no other

Thoughts
here is somethin I wrote back on January 21st. 1997. The sunrise over the mountains is the perfect sight as I climb out of the dark pit of despair and into the world of the living and happy. For my solitude came to an abrubt end as I broke the chains that bound meto a mountain core of black coal, That had sent me spiralling into darkness and confusion. But now that I have broken free my eyes and heart shal see the light of day. For as the sun rises it will be the beginning of a journeythat will be full of twists and turns, hardships, loves, crushes, misery and despair. yet it will always end as I break free of the chains that bind my soul to darkness and hatred that I have come to know quite well. Yet I vow not to let my heart sink my soul once again, But bring me out of the slime to a new life that awaits me on the other side of the mountains of sorrow. Pat

George Lopez!
"The thing that we need to do is we need to get a better sometimes we leave our kids with our grandparents and ya know Mexican grandparents aren't always in the best shape, Phsyically. They're all gordo "Hey you kids, get over here!" They dont even move. Todo gordo. They just sit down "hey kids hey be where i can see you" What kind of fuckin babysittin is that. "Wheres your brother?" "He's in the yard." "Tell him to come over where i can see him." We gotta teach our kids how to answer the phone because ya know what i didnt answer the phone till i was already 14, my grandma didnt even let me near the phone. It would ring "hey get the fuck away from the phone, ya gonna pay the bills cabron then get away." "I wanna answer 'Hello'." "Mera Mr. Hello, say that again 'Hello.'" Ya know my uncle had a heart attack and the only two kids that were around were 6 year olds. So my uncle was layin on the couch and he's holding his chest and he's going "ay ay ay" and the kids are laughing "look at d

Short But True Story: An Adventure In Vegas
The year: 2003 Place: Sin city. We start our journey on the plane.. a very short plane trip, nearly less than 45 minutes, the waitress, i mean, Courtesan, i mean flight attendant, (jk) tells me to stop listening to music and listen to the ALL important flight safety announcement. which gets very boring if you've flown alot. SKip ahead. After meeting some very interesting artists and musicians at toolgathering, some of us decide to go hang out at somebody's house and smoke some hooka. now this is one of two but the only special event i will reveal in my adventure. the other is up to your imagination. Upon ariving at the house, i saw an eviction notice, then the tennants gave me a tour of the crime scene. They showed me the blood on the walls and floor where the victim had been attacked, the kitchen where the deceased apparently had been dragged from into the back yard. i exited the creaky screen door, it shut with a slam, though not startled, i did get some go

All Apologies
Hey peeps, sorry I haven't been around to see any of you over the last couple of days. I've decided to build a website for my terragen stuff (well my terragen stuff to start with anyway, it will feature all sorts of stuff as I build it up). Its only 50% there just now but if you're nosey enough the URL is http://druids.terragens.googlepages.com At the moment its just the front page and some galleries of my better images, but have another couple of pages I'll be adding tomorrow and then at a regular (hopefully) pace after that. I'll be about to do the rounds later today after work. Catch you later.

In My Eyes
The misleading times led to false accusations the swelling hatrid brings out discrimination. The pouring rain drowns out the cries a dying world only darkness across the skys. The gods of wrath show their power all the love is lost in fear we cower. Our blood coats the streets we fight a losing battle we are their children to be herded like cattle. Our broken bodies cover the city the freed souls look on in pity. Torn by suspision our society ends a new birth, a new order a new society begins. ~~January 16, 2007~~ All My Soldiers Love Me

Nervous
I went and applied at a local motocross track. I'm nervous as hell waiting for a response...if I even get one. I'd love to work there so this wait is killing me. I'm heading off to Laughlin, Nevada on Friday so hopefully they hold off on any interviews until Monday or so.

Learn Chinese In 5 Min
Read this aloud English Chinese That's not right Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding See me ASAP Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man Dum Fuk Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni I think you need a face lift Chin Tu Fat It's very dark in here Wai So Dim I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching This is a tow away zone No Pah King Our meeting is scheduled for next week Wai Yu Kum Nao Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka Your body odor is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu Great Fa Kin Su Pa

My Blood Or Supposed "family"
people wonder why i'm such a twisted individual. here's some insight: how would you as an individual turn out if you had a family that were a bunch of elitist pigs. whom were so overly critical of those you associate with that no individual would ever be "the family's calibur"? under these circumstances a person can find it hard to find any reason for sanity

The Hands Of Jesus
The hands of Jesus Christ are hands of forgiveness, healing and unconditional love stretched out with "everlasting arms." Deuteronomy 33:27. "He took them up in his arms, put His hands upon them, and blessed them." Mark 10:16. This is the experience of all that come to the Son of God. With His hands He touched men contaminated with the feared plague of leprosy. The despised, rejected, unlearned and poor were His closest followers. His love was most clearly seen by those who were the most wretched sinners. At times He would be found sharing a meal with the town drunk, forgiving prostitutes, and sharing the love of God to those who were rejected, wounded and hurt, "His hands make whole." Job 5:18. There were men hated by society, He called His friends. The religious people that He came to bless, and forgive, despised and rejected Him. It was the outcast that received Him. “Him that cometh to Me I will in no wise cast out." John 6:37. In His own teachings was given the story of tw

A Big No-no :)
A little flab? One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said... "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said.... "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond a silent response... So she rolled over and grabbed him by his 'DANGLER.' With a death grip in place, she said... "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man and your brother!"

Plz. Vote For Me In The Sexiest Women's Ass In Jeans Contest....thank You
- Get Your Own PLEASE GO VOTE OK FOLKS, TIME TO GO VOTE AGAIN BUT THIS TIME IT IS FOR ME ~MZ. PONYGIRLSUE~ IN THE SEXIEST WOMEN'S ASS IN JEANS CONTEST. I APPRECIATE THE CONTINUED LOVE & SUPPORT OF MY FRIENDS HERE. COMMENT AS MANY TIMES AS YOU LIKE BUT PLZ. DON'T FORGET TO RATE THE PIC AS WELL. THANKS SO MUCH. HERE IS MY CONTEST ENTRY LINK: LOVE YA ALL

Im New Here So Here Is A Intro To ... Me
well my name is dustin i live in hendersonville tn with my parents ... yea that sux. i have no car and no job. im a generaly all around nice guy which usualy gets me in trouble... i like having fun and am always lookinf for people to hang out and have fun with ... yes i know i look 15 but i promis you i am 18 i have a id to prove it. if any of you actualy read this that rocks and maby we could get to know eachother... how ever you take that it is up to you. well that is all i have to say for now messege me and shyt make me popular and i swear i will be on as much a possible. also if you would like to actualy talk to me like on the phone im cool with that but not untill i have decided your not a stalker so on and so fourth

Got Milk?
My Classes Start on monday. No more slacking! This is my last hurrah w00t w00t. So todays interesting news...lets see. Average Joe 2 is ON. Its a close one too. So Get this Shit: Dairy Company Introduces Lots-Of-Pulp Milk MADISON, WI—In an attempt to boost lackluster sales, Cream-O-Land Dairy introduced their new Morning Clots line of pulp-heavy milk in whole, 2 percent, and skim varieties Tuesday. Dairy Company "Bold new taste with the same milk goodness, and lots and lots of the hearty, chunky milk solids you love," a Cream-O-Land press release stated. "Whether you're spooning it atop your cereal or simply enjoying a tall, lukewarm glass, Morning Clots' chewy, full-bodied texture and old-timey flavor will have you saying 'It's Coagulicious!'" A Cream-O-Land spokesman said that the products are already popular with such bulk institutional purchasers as prisons, hog farms, and public schools. WHO WANTS CEREAL? bwahahhahahahahhaha!

51%
So I have heard that 51% of women are single- and yes I am in that 51%... I am not looking for marriage AT ALL!!! I'm looking for my friend, lover and partner in crime. I want to travel and have fun and enjoy each day together living it up. (Enjoy life before it is over...) A relationship should not be hard and painful when your with the right person. Communicate get it out and move on. I am a giver and I want to get out what I give to my sweet lover...

Grandma And Grandkid Update
~ Grandma and Grand kid contest Open Now ~ I'm starting and grandma and grandkid contest if u want to enter please send me a link to my inbox and i'll put u in Here they are...... 1st Place...... with 567 comments 2nd Place...... with 560 comments 3rd Place...... with 400 comments 4th Place...... with 54 comments Contest will start 1/17 thur 1/24 Will count comments + rates = scores thank you maria ~~Going To Be A Grandma On 7/21/07 ~~L.O.D. Member ~~@ CherryTAP

Holy Cow!!!!!!
Anyone into Rock, here is a Calendar from the Local Scene in Tidewater Virginia, keep your eyes open, some of these bands will be famous in the next few years, especially the one below, cause My SON is in it, MAD MAx!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Their band in on APRIL! Smiles

A Interesting Quiz
Your Aura is Blue Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life. You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships. The purpose of your life: showing love to other people Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura?

Random Rants And Things That Just Urk Me...
1. People that say on their pics and such..."Oh, I'm so beautiful...I'm so hot"...and stuff like that. Ummm...first of all...no you aren't. If you were, the rest of the world would tell you. You wouldn't need to toot your own little horn. So stop it. It just makes you look dumb and desperate. 2. The internet is a joke. If you have nothing better to do than sit on your ass all day and look at CT or MS or any other sites of that nature, then you seriously need to get a life! Nobody cares about you and they never will. The computer is not your friend, it is a piece of equipment. Go out and make real friends. Do something that requires getting off your ever expanding ass once in a while. 3. Why do people feel the need to rate every single person a ten? For one, you can't be retaliated against, because it doesn't tell you who did it. Second, who the hell cares if someone didn't like your pic or your opionion on your page? That is why it is your page. If you like it, then they can kiss

Anothe Quiz ... Is It Me ?
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion92%Mysterious50%Diamond Eyes50%Eyes full of Pain33%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Good Joke For The Day
A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, "Rosa, have you ever had any contact with a male organ ? She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, " Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Yolanda, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, " Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate." All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St.Peter says, "Susan, What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to d

Page Jumpers
I just left a video in my stash to show people what I talk about when I say PAGE JUMPING… If you post all sorts of albums and photos and general crap on your main page or in your comment sections…. When people TRY to post you a comment they have to deal with a lot of jumping around to try to post a message… I thus do not bother with these peoples pages… I will just talk to them via private chat – I prefer either Yahoo Messenger or emails or just talk to them on my page… Makes life easier for me… The video is at http://www.winthelotto.net/page_jump.wmv

What's Your Personality Cluster?
Your Personality Cluster is Introverted Sensing You are: Responsible, ethical, and trustworthy Loyal, with a sense of roots in your community Someone who treasures and remembers the past Adverse to surprises and the unknown What's Your Personality Cluster?

What Song Would You Strip To?
Your Stripper Song Is Toxic by Britney Spears "With the taste of your lips I'm on a ride You're toxic I'm slippin' under" You may dance for someone - but only to weaken their defenses. What Song Should You Strip To?

Enneagram Type
the Adventurer Thanks for taking the test ! you chose AX - your Enneagram type is SEVEN (aka "The Enthusiast"). "I am happy and open to new things" Adventurers are energetic, lively, and optimistic. They want to contribute to the world. How to Get Along with Me Give me companionship, affection, and freedom. Engage with me in stimulating conversation and laughter. Appreciate my grand visions and listen to my stories. Don't try to change my style. Accept me the way I am. Be responsible for youself. I dislike clingy or needy people. Don't tell me what to do. What I Like About Being a Seven being optimistic and not letting life's troubles get me down being spontaneous and free-spirited being outspoken and outrageous. It's part of the fun. being generous and trying to make the world a better place having the guts to take risks and to try exciting adventures having such varied interes

Just My Thoughts
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL MY FRIENDS,FANS AND FAMILY WHO TOOK THE TIME TO VOTE FOR ME IN THE SWEETEST SMILE CONTEST.I STILL DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT THANKS FROM MY BIG OKLAHOMA HEART.THIS WAS MY FIRST CONTEST AND MY LAST.I GUESS I REALLY JUST WANTED TO EXPERIENCE WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO COMPETE WITH OTHERS,WELL IT SUCKED.I LOST ALOT OF FRIENDS OR SO I THOUGHT.I AM NOT ON HERE LIKE MOST OF YOU FOR THE 3 P'S...POPULARITY,POINTS AND PRIZES. I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SOME NEW FRIENDS. SO IF YOU DON'T MY STYLE OR WHAT I'M HERE FOR,PLEASE FEEL FREE TO DELETE ME. I AM A LADY FROM OKLAHOMA WHO DOESN'T WANT FAKE ASS FRIENDS. PEACE N LOVE

A Cajun And The Devil
A Cajun & The Devil HA HA HA HA HA ..it might happen Body: Cajun & the devil! One day, a Cajun died and went to hell. The devil was making his rounds and saw the Cajun over in the corner having a party. Hey, you!" said the devil. "You are not supposed to be having a good time in hell. After all, it's burning hot in here." Oh," said the Cajun, "It ain't all dat hot in hea. It get dis hot in Louisiana come Jew-lie." The Devil was determined to make it uncomfortable for the Cajun, so he turned up the temperature even more. Later, the devil passed back by the Cajun and saw him boiling crawfish and having an even better time. "Hey!" said the devil. "You stop that. You're not supposed to be enjoying yourself in here. This is hell and it's burning hot in here." "It ain't no big deal," said the Cajun. "It get dis hot in Louisiana in da mont a Aug-gus." The devil left very angry at the Cajun. "Okay," said the devil. "If you're used

In My Dreams
by Maria Mascato...i liked this alot and wanted to share it! You quietly walk into my dreams Where nothing is really as it seems. I feel your kiss upon my lips And I feel heavenly bliss. In my dream I trace your face Then caress a familiar place. In my dream excitement grows A place no one else can go. In my dream you hold me tight And I hold on with all my might. For when the morning does appear That is when you disappear. I see the passion in your eyes You wipe my tears as I cry. For this is nothing but a dream When I waken I want to scream…. Please let me sleep – don’t make me wake During the day my heart does ache. I cannot wait for night to fall I know that you will come to call. I only have to close my eyes T o once again be in paradise. To feel your touch – your warm embrace And put my hands upon your face. Please know that when the darkness falls And you hear a voice that calls It is me – I’m calling you It is y

Can The Tuna
most wont care about this but i need to get it off my chest i am sure i am not the only Cowboy fan here here it goes FIRE BILL PARCELLS AND HIRE BILL COWER SEND THE GLORFIED GYM TEACHER BACK NEW YORK GET THE HELL OUT OF DALLAS IT MAKES ME SICK THAT HE ON THE SAME SIDE LINES THAT TOM LANDRY ONCE WALKED AND THEN JIMMY JOHNSON BRING BILL COWER TO DALLAS OR BRING BACK JIMMY JOHNSON. OK I WILL GET OFF MY SOAP BOX ABOUT BILL PARCELLS NOW.

Hi Everyone!!!!
I just wanted to say hi to all my new sexy guy friends. I love you all, thanks for the ratings and support, its hard for me to get back to everyone but i will try the best i can. I love this site and you are all appreciated. Heres a little bit about me: I am single (calm down)lol, I just turned 30 a week ago and I am loving it. 30 is the new 21. I love to go clubbing with my girls, spend time with my niece who is the cutest lil girl in the wholeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee world. I love a guy that is down to earth, funny, charming, romantic, and is easy on the eyes. You dont have to be Brad Pitt but not Steve Buscemi either. I am very giving as well as taking, i do love to have nice things, which i get by myself. Well again, I love you all, keep showing me the love!!! xoxoxoxoxo~~Jackie

Silk Girls
" 'Look!' cried Pudding. 'a silk girl!' The expression 'silk girl' is used, often, among bond-maids of the north, to refer to their counterparts in the south. the expression reflects their belief that such girls are spoiled, excessively pampered, indulged and coddled, sleek pets, who have little to do but adorn themselves with cosmetics and await their Masters, cuddled cutely, on plush, scarlet coverlets, fringed with gold. there is some envy in this charge, I think. more literally, the expression tends to be based on the fact that the brief slave tunic of the south, the single garment permitted the female slave, is often of silk. southern girls, incidentally, in my opinion, though scarcely worked as their northern sisters in bondage, a function of the economic distinction between the farm and city, are often worked, and worked hard, particularly if they have not pleased their Masters." Book 9, Marauders of Gor, page 144

A Tale Of Six Boys~thanks Sleepy For Sharing With Me!
A Tale of Six Boys > >Each year I am hired to go to Washington, DC, with the eighth grade class >from Clinton, WI. where I grew up, to videotape their trip. I greatly >enjoy visiting our nation's capitol, and each year I take some special >memories back with me. This fall's trip was especially memorable. > >On the last night of our trip, we stopped at the Iwo Jima memorial This >memorial is the largest bronze statue in the world and depicts one of the >most famous photographs in history -- that of the six brave soldiers >raising the American Flag at the top of a rocky hill on the island of Iwo >Jima, Japan, during WW II. > >Over one hundred students and chaperones piled off the buses and headed >towards the memorial. I noticed a solitary figure at the base of the >statue, and as I got closer he asked, "Where are you guys from?" > >I told him that we were from Wisconsin "Hey, I'm a cheese head, too! Come >gather around, Cheese heads, and I will te

A Gift Of Love
My gift to you is my love Given from deep within my heart It is the best I have to offer And its yours until this earth we depart You have captured a part of me A part so very fragile that I am in fear For it is my heart I have lost To you my love, the one I hold most dear I chose to love you now With all that I have and all that I am And I pray that God follows us To guide our steps as we cross this land For it is with His blessings We will live most at peace with each other For He is the reason after all We found one another ........ I Love You!

Just Letting You Know...
...The kvlt is still alive. Earthwhore WILL be continuing and I will put full power into it once my computer returns upstairs. In the mean time I'll be doing the drum sequences for all the songs, I plan on writing about 8 or 9 so watch myspace.com/earthwhore for updates and add me if you wish.

Thank You For Your Time.....
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. ONCE YOU READ THIS YOU WILL UNDERSTAND! A young man learns what's most important in life from the guy next door. It had been some time since Jack had seen the old man. College, girls, career, and life itself got in the way. In fact, Jack moved clear across the country in pursuit of his dreams. There, in the rush of his busy life, Jack had little time to think about the past and often no time to spend with his wife and son. He was working on his future, and nothing could stop him. Over the phone, his mother told him, "Mr. Belser died last night. The funeral is Wednesday." Memories flashed through his mind like an old newsreel as he sat quietly remembering his childhood days. "Jack, did you hear me?" "Oh, sorry, Mom. Yes, I heard you. It's been so long since I thought of him. I'm sorry, but I honestly thought he died years ago," Jack said. "Well, he didn't f

Hot Chicks On Toilets
There's a radio station I listen to. Good rock and roll, funny, and quite well done. They have a place on the web site called hot chicks on toilets. This struck me as sort of odd, so, being the twisted sort of guy that I am, I had to check it out. It seems the whole idea of this thing is to get a pic of your girlfriend, wife, or whoever, sitting on the crapper. Some are posed and some are caught by suprise. Common sence and good taste dictates that there are no "naughty bits" showing in these pictures, and the point of the whole thing is to have people rate the woman perched on the throne. I tend to believe that what makes a person beautiful, or for that matter, ugly, comes from who they are and how they live their life...not what they happen to look like. In any case, as I clicked through the pics and did the rating, I womdered what sort of woman would agree to this sort of thing. Then it struck me that what each of these women have in common is a great sence of humor. To be

Prayer
Since the Pledge of Allegiance >> and >> The Lord's Prayer >> are not allowed in most public schools anymore >> Because the word "God" is mentioned.... >> A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer >>> I liked it. >> Now I sit me down in school >> Where praying is against the rule >> For this great nation under God >> Finds mention of Him very odd. > >> If Scripture now the class recites, >> It violates the Bill of Rights. >> And anytime my head I bow >> Becomes a Federal matter now. > >> Our hair can be purple, ORANGE or green, >> That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. >> The law is specific, the law is precise >> Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. > >> For praying in a public hall >> Might offend someone with no faith at all. >> In silence alone we must meditate, >> God's name is prohibited by the state .. > >> We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, >> And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. >> They'

Metabolism Boosters
Metabolism is the motor that keeps us running – when we have a strong metabolism, we have a lot of energy. But as we age, our metabolism dips, and it’s more difficult to burn calories. Because of this, we gain weight, and slow down. Fortunately, there are a lot of things we can do to boost our metabolism, and keep that engine purring along! Here are some tips: - Eat a good breakfast. The word “breakfast” comes from breaking the fast that we’ve had overnight as we sleep. This morning meal gives us the energy we need to start the day. Without it, our body goes into starvation mode, so our metabolism goes way down and we burn fewer calories. A recent study showed that people who skip breakfast were 4 ½ times more likely to be obese than those we ate breakfast. - Take your vitamins. Vitamin C in particular is important in helping to burn fat. - Take some time in the sun. Light increases serotonin, which helps us to feel more awake and energized. - Take move-around breaks at wor

7 Dwarfs
Dopey and the other six dwarfs go to church to talk to the priest. Dopey asks father Omally "Father, are there any dwarf nuns in the USA?" Father replies "No Dopey, there isn't" and the other Dwarfs snicker. "Father" Dopey asks "Are there any dwarf nuns in England?" Father replies "No Dopey, not that I know of" and the other dwarfs chuckle "Father, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?" "I do not believe so Dopey" father says getting a bit annoyed now. The other dwarfs start laughing harder. "Father... in all the world, are there ANY dwarf nuns?" "NO Dopey. I do not believe there are any dwarf nuns in all the world" All of the dwarfs are rolling on the ground laughing hard and holding their sides, and Grumpy dwarf chants "Dopey fucked a penguine !!! Dopey fucked a penguine!!!"

Lover Aren't Always Best Of Friends
Lovers arent always best of friends, Too much sometimes lies between their sheets. In fact they need a friend to share the sweets and sorrows of a love that always ends.Love that last is love thats more then passion. A wedding of true friendship and desire. Some might fear a certain loss of fire, but pleasure is ignited by compassion. Your're the one in whom I most confide, The inner ear I talk to throught the day, The flesh I need when I must have my way, The world where I am home when I'm inside. And even more I find my pleasure too, From seeing the delight you take in me, The comfort, quiet joy and ecstasy That it is my gift to give to you. Written by: Born N Raised

Top 12 Country Songs For 2006
TOP 12 COUNTRY SONGS FOR 2006 12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine. 11. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass All Day. 10. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me. 09. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well. 08. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better. 07. I Wouldn't take her to a Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win. 06. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight. 05. I'm So Miserable without you, It's like You're Still Here. 04. If I Had Shot You When I First wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By now. 03. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him. 02. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger. 01. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed with Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few.

Very Funny
*~ Joke of the Day ~* This little boy goes up to his dad and he says "Dad?, What's the difference between Potentially and Realistically?" To which the father replies "Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then you ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then you ask your brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars." So the boy goes up to his mom and asks her if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars and the mother replies "Oh my god, of course I would, he is so good looking!" So the boy moves on and asks his sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and she replies "He is so fucking fine, of course I would!" Then last but no least he goes up to his brother and asks him if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars, his brother says "Of course I would, who wouldn't for a million bucks?" So he goes up to his dad and says "I think

Photos
I want to clear up any questions any of you might have the reason there are no pics of my face is due to my job.I work with mentally challenged children.and do not want my personal life to affect my job.you never know who are on these site...All of the schoolgirl and sexually explicit photos in my nsfw are me and my partner..to me my personal life is mine its personal.I have met a lot of really great people on here who live a lifestyle similiar to me and i enjoy talking to you.for the ones that have had conversations with me you know that i am not a fake.please do not critisize me for not having my photo of my face on here...thank you sorry i needed to vent......much love to you all

A Witch's Rights In The United States
A Witch's Rights In The United States Witchcraft is recognized in the United States as a legitimate religion. In 1985, Dettmer v Landon (617 F Supp 592) the District Court of Virginia pursuant to rule 52 (a) of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure ruled that Witchcraft is a legitimate religion and falls within a recognizable religious category In 1986 in the Federal Appeals court fourth circuit. Butzner, J. affirmed the decision (799 F 2d 929) Since in most cases Federal law, even case law supersedes state law in this type of matter, the affirmation by judge Butzner clearly sets Witchcraft as a religion under the protection of constitutional rights. The Church of Wicca (or Witchcraft) is clearly a religion for First Amendment purposes. Members of the Church sincerely adhere to a fairly complex set of doctrines relating to the spiritual aspect of their lives, and in doing so they have ultimate concerns' in much the same way as followers of more accepted religions. Their ceremonies

Biker Chick
A little 80 year old lady had always wanted to join a local bikers club. One day she goes up and knocks on a biker's door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I want to join your club." The guy was quite amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join, he explains. The biker asks; "Do you have motorcycle?” The little old lady replies, "Yep, my bike's parked over there and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway. The biker asks, "Do you drink?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, drink like a fish. I'll drink everyone in your club under the table." The biker asks, "Do you smoke?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least 2 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple more in the evening, while I'm shooting pool." The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" The little old lady thi

A Womans Point Of View....
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communicatio

Suffocate
I feel nothing longing for something Relax a minute to take your clothes off Show me what you're made of Drugs, to soothe me All alone Leave me here I'm dying All alone Just kicked me in my face All alone All alone and crying All alone I suffocate I'm not gifted, slightly twisted Try hard, try hard to see if I can push you any further Drugs, to soothe me All alone Leave me here I'm dying All alone Just kicked me in my face All alone All alone and crying All alone I suffocate Please believe You'll save me, rearrange me I can feel Your feelings running through me Take away My sorrow, my tomorrow Cradle me All alone Leave me here I'm dying All alone Just kicked me in my face All alone All alone and crying All alone I suffocate I'm suffocating

One Of My Favorite Things.
So yesterday was an awesome/hectic day. I finally got to see The Red Hot Chili Peppers and it was so worth it even after all the driving (like 7 hours of it) the traffic jam the detour and the 7 hours of boring classes. I made it to the show and it was awesome. Anthony has a really nice ass *btw*. I can't wait for the next one. I love going to concerts so far to date I have seen well over 150 bands/singers. and I have got to meet some people that I never dreamed I would ever be in the same room with let alone have them hug me or talk to me. I love it.

Color Of Your Personality
You scored as Green. As a "green" personality, you represent health, good luck, vigor and energy, and generosity. You will always be blessed in your finances. yet you use your resources to make others happy. Remember to take some time out (and money!) and take care of yourself!Green65%Blue60%Yellow50%Brown50%Orange35%Black30%Pink30%White30%Purple5%The Color of Your Personality (final version)created with QuizFarm.com

"the Death Of Common Sense"
Obituary Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year- old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teen was suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers

Shipping Out And Slightly Worried...
So, I am very close to zero hour. It is currently Thursday and I ship out on Monday. Yeah, only a few days. I think I'll be okay for the most part but I am just worried about so many things, mostly having to enter the PCP program for entering too out of shape and the loved ones I'm leaving behind for three months. I know I shouldn't worry too much because Uncle Sam will take care of me and my loved ones will take care of themselves, but it's kind of like sending your only baby off to summer camp and not being able to keep in contact with them. Maybe I'm worrying for nothing but I don't think anyone can really blame me. I'll be gone a long time and all I can do is write. I hope I can maintain my sanity as a jarhead...

Stare At The Sun
stare at the sun by thrice i sit here clutching uselessness keys to doors that dont exist i crack my teeth on pearls i tear into the history show me what it means to be in this world, yeah in this world cause i am due for a miracle im waiting for a sign ill stare straight into the sun and i wont close my eyes till i understand or go blind see the parts but not the whole studied saints and scholars both no perfect plan unfurls should i trust my heart or just my mind? why is truth so hard to find in this world? yeah in this world i know theres a point ive missed shrine or stone i havent kissed scar that never graced my wrist a mirror that hasnt met my first but i cant help feeling like im due for a miracle

Waters Edge ( Poem)
Here I sit On the river bank listening to the wind as it blows through the weeping willows. Here I sit on the river banks Watchign the current pass the waterstones. Waitng for soemthing in the cold. On these banks I sit alone recalling the days that have long ago gone. On the river bank I wait for more, but still in its emptiness I sit alone. Will she come? Will I die? Will the seasons pass and lose me in ice? Will the love arise to draw me out? To give me new life with clear wide eyes? I can not say all I can do is wait Pretend a dream of her coming to me. To hold me to love me to sheild my heart. to comfort my love in the dark. The Waters pass the seasons change. The wind grow cool, and I sit as though I am chained. The snow begins to fall it builds up a wall. soon there is nothing but true closing dark. The lights in my head they fade away. Where am I going? I am lost to ........

Reason Why I Write.
Sometimes I am asked why I write what I write. Love, death, Suicide, rape, Hope,and so many other things. Thats easy. My life truely has been no bed of roses. I have had much bad for each one thing good that has come into my life. I wirte because I know there are ppl out there who are going or have gone through what I may have gone through or may even go through. SO to them I try and reach out. Help and maybe be helped. I have been so far as to plan my own death. Because to me Life as a teenager was not worth it. It sucked. Its amazing ow hard kids can be on one another. I wanted to die because of it, but a voice spoke to me I guess you can say. Maybe it was my imagination. Or maybe something in side me exspected a change. I can not say. But I walked away from that that day. It was not much later that I met someone. That made such an impact on my life that. I could not help but love her. She changed me. Froma man play the roll of everyone. to a man that knows and loves who he truely

Joined The Gym... Woohoo
Today was the first day of going to the gym. I forced myself to get out of bed close to 3 hours earlier than I have been and drove my ass to the gym. I'm tellin' ya... even walking on the treadmill for an hour really boosts your energy and seretonin levels. I was amped. Totally ready for the day and tonight- Thirsty Thursday! Gonna be another all nighter!!

Hell The Drama Thickins... Lol Please Read Bombsquad Too..
omg guys... ok heres the scoop... ive been tryin to keep up w/ everything but today i have had a crisis... well it started last night i should say. i had to take my son to the ER.. hes got a real bad cough that is for sure bronkitous but have to keep the eyes open for whooping cough, said it could be that too, but to soon to check since hes only had the cough for a few days. so we are just takin it easy over here... from that anyway... i dont know where all the drama came from today but its pretty thick.. got a few friends feuding so been tryin to help w/ that aswell.. but the reason why im writing today is that my upstairs neighbor that most of u know i got evicted... well 2 days ago she put herself in psyciatric ward and said she was having thoughts of harming and killing my son and me.. i have not talked to this chick in over 2 weeks. i try to hide from her and now i know why! shes crazy. my landlord and my housing guy both say to me they think she is a little crazy. so i got this c

The Best
Lonley days, and lonely nights they pass their way Stretching out and holding on to all those things that make me stay Not wanting to be around this place, finding you, and running away With you is where I can lay my head, nowhere else, here is where I want to stay you bring the best out of me You stood by me when I needed you the most Held my hand and charged through it all Picked me up when I felt myself start to fall there's nothing I couldn't do cause you had my hand You bring the best out of me You shined above them all, passed the test and set me free Pulsing out and clinging tight to all the things you said to me Wanting to be with you, thats the way it is, the whole world can see Nothing alone, but along with you You bring the best out of me You stood by me when I needed you the most Held my hand and charged through it all Picked me up when I felt myself start to fall there's nothing I couldn't do cause you had my hand You bring the best out of me

Hurt...rambling
I don't get it. How can someone love you so much and say they will do anything in the world for you, but they constantly lie? I don't mean big lies (at least I haven't caught them), but little, stupid, petty lies. How can someone that supposedly loves me more than anything in this world look me in the eyes and lie to me. Not once, not twice, but constantly for 11 years. It is always something stupid. Always something that would probably not even bother me if they told me the truth. But instead, he lies. And then wonders why I don't trust him or believe him when he tells me something. He also wonders why I have a hard time sometimes telling him that I am IN love with him. I will always love him. He is my life. But I just can not handle being lied to anymore. I do NOT hide things from him. I'm not saying I have always told him the truth, but if I have ever withheld the truth from him it's usually a matter of hours before I admit whatever it was. I'm not saying I'm perfect.

Part 3 *adult-- Hey It S Acintuing Story..
It took a while to convince herself they had to stop the kissing for a while but finally she managed to do so. Her hands went down his body on his shirt while she kept looking him in his deep eyes. Her eyes were wide open and showing her arousal and pleasure. For a moment she asked herself if this was really happening. This was so great. His eyes got large.. he really liked it.. and she was just starting.. if he liked the kiss, he d be thrilled soon! She grabbed his shirt when she reached the bottom of it and began to pull it up. She managed to slide her hands up his belly and chest while doing that. He was quite fit.. not totality trained, but seemed to be getting there. She noticed a first glimpse of a six-pack.. now for an improvement he was going to get a work out right here! he had to move a bit and get his arms up so she could get the shirt of.. while he did so his entire body moved up in the bed a bit. His jeans touched her half-down thong and moved it a bit up and down and as

Man Rules
We always hear “the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up; you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 mont

Irony Of Women
Umkay, so I just posted 2 emo blogs and deleted them cause I'm a douchebag like that. What I don't understand is how come when a girl says she wants to be with a guy that really cares for her for her, nice, kind sweet, etc etc... she treats them like shit, but if she gets with some assclown of a retard that's just a horrible person, they love them to death... I don't get it.. I'm becoming a fucking asshole to every one equally from now on.. !! fuck yoU!!!

More Of My Graphics
I'm finally ready to share my stupid graphics with world I made this one based on one of my favorite songs called Somwhere by Within Temptation What can I say... I was bored lol To smart people you would be able to connect the dots but your supposed to know that the last word is heart... because of the big heart to the left of the words lol but if you couldn't now you know Pretty self explanatory lol, just messing around... i did however make this background all by myself hehe I've actually got two of these, one in each color... not sure which is better... ill go ahead and put it below so you can tell me which one you like better This was made based on one of my favorite Hellogoodbye songs called Here (In Your Arms) I just love this song and I HAD to make a graphic with it :)

Just Wanted To Introduce Myself!
I wanted to say hi to all of my friends and family! Below, I included my myspace page link so people can check it out to! I am married so, I am here to meet people, make friends and just chill! I hope everyone is doing well and enjoying themselves on cherryTAP! I know I am! I have made a couple of really cool friends and added others to my family! Enjoy and Have Fun! http://www.myspace.com/chrmarie33

Great Childrens Books
CHILDREN'S BOOKS YOU'LL NEVER SEE 1. "Strangers Have the Best Candy" 2. "You Were an Accident" 3. "The Little Sissy Who Snitched" 4. "Some Kittens Can Fly!" 5. "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face" 6. "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?" 7. "Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her" 8. "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!" 9. "All Dogs Go to Hell" 10."The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking" 11."When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It" 12. "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia" 13. "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?" 14. "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?" 15. "Bi-Curious George" 16. "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry" 17. "Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver" 18. "You Are Different and That's Bad" 19. "Dad's New Wife Timothy" 20. "Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games" 21. "Testing Homemade Parachutes With Nothing At All But Your

Update On Ted
Earlier today I asked for your prayers for the husband of a friend of mine. Ted passed away late this afternoon. Thankyou to those who offered up prayers. Please keep Liz in your prayers as she goes on without him. They were one of those couples that shared a love that was meant to be.

River Runs Silently Past
I close my eyes and I am with you Laying next to you in the moonlight Among the soft mosses The river silently swimming past Moonlight dappled on our naked skin As it peeks through the leaves on the trees Your fingers entwined through my hair Your lips brushing ever so softly against my neck Your thigh over top mine My hands running gently down your back My lips brushing your shoulder ever so softly My toes rubbing your calf Entwined in a lovers embrace We lay among the soft mosses A gentle breeze cooling our skin Your lips touch mine I gasp Your kisses take my breath away I press my breasts against your chest Nipples hardening at the touch I wrap my leg around your waist Pulling you closer Wriggling my hips I slide your hardened manhood inside me Writhing against you Moving my hips Slowly in time to our heartbeats As they become one As we become one You moan softly in my ear Passions rising Bodies moving Legs wrapped around one another Moaning ,panting

Luv Match
:::VIRGO::: Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness ****LOVE MATCH: LEO/CAPRICORN**** ::SCORPIO:: Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. ****LOVE MATCH: GEMINI**** ::LIBRA:: Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna fuck with... u might end up crying... the most irresistible. ****LOVE MATCH: AQUARIUS****

Big Big Thanks .. And A Kick In The Ass
I wanna take a Min to Thank Rich for Helpin me get Photoshop .. he went outta his way to get me the info . and I reallllly Appreciate it Big Time .. Thanks Rich Get more at COMMENTYOU.com Make your own Myspace Crazy Text at CommentYou.com OH the Kick in the ass was for myself . I didnt blog this sooner . didnt want him thnking I wasnt thanking him and bein a rude bitch :(

Another Day In Paradise
SHE CALLS OUT TO THE MAN ON THE STREET SIR CAN YOU HELP ME? IT'S COLD AND I'VE NO WHERE TO SLEEP, IS THERE SOMEWHERE YOU CAN TELL ME? HE WALKS ON.. DOSEN'T LOOK BACK HE PRETENDS HE CAN'T HEAR HER STARTS TO WHISTLE AS HE CROSSES THE STREET SEEMS EMBARASSED TO BE THERE. OOHH THINK TWICE, CAUSE IT'S ANOTHER DAY FOR YOU AND ME IN PARADISE OOHHH THINK TWICE... CAUSE IT'S ANOTHER DAY FOR YOU, YOU AND ME IN PARADISE (bridge) THINK ABOUT IT (bridge) SHE CALLS OUT TO THE MAN ON THE STREET HE CAN SEE SHE'S BEEN CRYING SHE'S GOT BLISTERS ON THE BOTTOM OF HER FEET, SHE CAN'T WALK BUT SHE'S TRYING OOHHH THINK TWICE...CAUSE IT'S ANOTHER DAY FOR YOU AND ME IN PARADISE OOHHH THINK TWICE..IT'S JUST ANOTHER DAY FOR YOU..YOU AND ME IN PARADISE (bridge) JUST THINK ABOUT IT (bridge) OOHH NOOO IS THERE NOTHING MORE ANYBODY,, CAN DO? OOOHHH OHH NO THERE MUST BE SOMETHING YOU CAN SAY YOU CAN TELL FROM THE LINES ON HER FACE, YOU CAN SEE THAT SHES BEEN THERE. PROBABLY BEEN MOVED

It's Official
Well we went to the doctors this morning to have the home tests confirmed. We sat and waited a while then finally got to go back. They did the usual test and we sat and waited for the results. I hate waiting for stuff like that, but it was worth it. She is definately pregnant. They gave us a tentative due date of Sept. 21 of course that will likely change after the doctor sees her and after an ultrasound but hey its gonna be somewhere around there. The shock hasn't warn off yet. We are so happy. I find myself sitting with her and rubbing her belly unconsciously. We told our two boys, the oldest thinks its cool, the 4yo isn't sure whats up but he pats her stomach and talks to the baby. Its so cute earlier tonight he was saying the ABC's and his 1,2,3's to her belly. Well thats all we know as of now but i will be keeping posts here to let people that want to stay up to date.

Luvin It!
Its been a week since i've been here, haven't been able to now to get to a computer, still not settled in, but will be soon, i've got tsome peeps i'm working with to point me in the right direction which is good, i've ben to a couple of malls and i'm feelin the woman here 4 real, theres 1 friend of mines from thats here in hi, thats from new jersey, shes cool, but i'm not feelin her like dat, haven't gotten any nums yet, i'll soon! 4 real as u can see from my pics, i miss all my peeps here, you know i have much luv for everyone, you know y'all are still wit me in sprits, i'll neva forget everyone, thanks 4 all the comments and ratings will holla again soon!

I Like This
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Massachusetts at Lowell, engineering dept.'s chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic(absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the wo

Wtf Is Going On On Myspace?
MySpace sued in wake of sexual assault 6/20/2006 3:58:59 PM, by Eric Bangeman A Texas 14-year-old and her mother have sued MySpace for US$30 million after she was raped by a man she met on the social networking site. Pete Solis, who faces felony sexual assault charges, courted the girl via her MySpace profile. They proceded to exchange phone calls and e-mails prior to meeting in May. Solis reportedly picked her up at school, took her to dinner and a movie, and then sexually assaulted her at a South Austin, TX apartment complex. MySpace's age verification practices come under attack by the plaintiff's attorneys. The site requires users to be at least 14 years old, asking for name, date of birth, e-mail address, sex, and country of residence. However, it does not attempt to verify the information, which is the basis for the lawsuit. In a statement, MySpace chief security officer Hemanshu Nigam said that the site takes "aggressive measures" to protect its members and encourage

George Straight-they Call Me The Fireman (now Chuck You Know They Wrote This Song For You)
They call me the fireman Thats my name Makin my rounds all over town Puttin out old flames Well everybodyd like to have what Ive got I can cool em down while theyre smolderin hot Im the fireman Thats my name Last night they had a bad one a mile or two down the road Well my buddy walked out and left this woman burnin out of control Well I was down there in bout an hour or so With a little mouth to mouth she was ready to go Im the fireman thats my name They call me the fireman Thats my name Makin my rounds all over town puttin out all flames Well everybodyd like to have what Ive got I can cool em down while theyre smolderin hot Im the fireman thats my name...burn em up Ive got fire-engine red t-bird automobile In a minute or less I can be dressed fit to kill I work twenty-four on and twenty-four off When they get too hot, they just give me a call Im the fireman, thats my name They call me the fireman, thats my name Makin my rounds all over town puttin o

Being With Someone Younger Or Older Than You...
sbharleyrider@ CherryTAP commented in my blog, Men Preference of Thicker Women or Skinnie Minnies that women want younger men. I am not so sure about that.... after all, my first husband was 7 years older than myself .... my second husband was 4 years younger than myself... my third husband (God rest his soul) was 4 years older than myself... and, when I was 46, I dated a guy for a year that was 16 years younger than myself (until he decided that he couldn't handle dating someone that was only 5 years younger than his parents). Now, pulling on my heart strings is a guy that is just about the same as age as myself. I am not sure that I would agree that women want younger men -- especially, any more than men want younger women. While some women and men might share that concept, it would be unjust to say that all women and men do. It may be, in fact, that only a small percentage of women and men might desire the youthful nature of a younger partner, especiall

Anyone Know If The City Is Liable For Accidents Involving Police?
My daughter was injured the other night in a car accident. She was traveling west on Dorr Street, approaching Detroit. She had the Green light, a car that was stopped (I believe she said stopped) was going east quickly turned in front of her, she hit her breaks, she missed that car but hit the car that followed behind it, a police car. Head on collision. He did not have his lights or sirens on. The accident investigator came to take my daughters statement in the hospital, he made no mention of citations issued. When I asked about it, he stated none were going to be issued, but that his report would state that the officer was at fault. I pulled up the report and I can't find where it says that he was at fault. And I do see a witness report, which was the kind man who called me to tell me my daughter was in the accident. When I asked him for details he stated to me that he happened upon the accident after it had already happened, he didn't know. I have had so many people tell me

George Strait - Baby Your Baby Lyrics
All you know it all lovers better heed some advice, If you're bad to your baby, you'd better think twice. Love don't come easy, love ain't blind. You've got to show her you love her, morning and night, Be there for her just to make things right. Make her believe till there ain't a doubt in her mind. [Chorus:] Better baby your baby with a love that's strong, Hold her and tell her you'll never do wrong. Better baby your Baby, 'cause if you don't One day your baby'll be gone. Don't let her get lonely, don't make her cry, Don't take her for granted, don't tell her a lie. Bring her red roses when she's blue. Give her the best of what you've got to give, You'll be together as long as you live, Better baby your Baby, she'll baby you.

What Is Love?
Slow down for three minutes to read this. A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6 "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri

Almost Paradise Lyrics- One Of My Most Favorite Love Songs Of The 80's
I thought that dreams belonged to other men 'Cuz each time I got close They'd fall apart again I feared my heart would beat in secrecy I faced the nights alone Oh, how could I have known That all my life I only needed you Chorus Whoa-oa ALMOST PARADISE We're knocking on heaven's door ALMOST PARADISE How could we ask for more? I swear that I can see forever in your eyes Paradise It seems like perfect love's so hard to find I'd almost given up You must've read my mind And all these dreams I saved for a rainy day They're finally comin' true I'll share them all with you 'Now we hold the future in our hands Chorus And in your arms salvation's not so far away We're getting closer, coser every day Chorus

Up Where We Belong (joe Cocker And Jennifer Warnes)
UP WHERE WE BELONG (Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes) Who knows what tomorrow brings In a world, few hearts survive All I know, is the way I feel When it’s real, I keep my pray alive The road is long There are mountains in our way But we climb steps every day Love lift us up where we belong Where the eagles cry, on a mountain high Love lift us up where we belong Far from the world we know Up where the clear winds blow Some hang on to "used-to-be" Live their lives locking behind All we have is here and now All our lives, out there to find The road is long There are mountains in our way But we climb steps every day Love lift us up where we belong Where the eagles cry, on a mountain high Love lift us up where we belong Far from the world we know Up where the clear winds blow Time goes by No time to cry Life’s you and I, alive, baby Love lift us up where we belong Where the eagles cry, on a mountain high Love lift us up where we belong Far from

Fb Rules
Sure everyone has their own set of rules for fuck buddies, some nicer and some harsher, but these are mine. Some may sound cold and objectifying, but these rules are intended to protect feelings–as ironic as that may seem. Listen to me, I speaketh the truth. Reality check: the rules of boyfriends and the rules of fuck buddies are completely different. In no equation does B.F. equal F.B. Do not ever confuse them because that’s when feelings start to get hurt. Yes, fuck buddies have feelings too but you are only concerned about how his cock feels inside you, got it? • No holding hands. Keep hands to the crotch-el region. • No spending the night. • Fifteen minutes of cuddling max. But affection is generally discouraged beyond “Aww, you’re such a great fuck!” • Do not enter upon a fuck buddy arrangement or situation while drunk. There’s a difference between a one-night stand and a fuck buddy. Although entering either drunk is not wise. God forbid there

Whispers
What's left to give, when everything has been taken? How many times will this heart be shaken?...From the very thing that's bruised it again and again. Push rewind......then stop...delete where this all began. I can be anything, even just a friend. Some choices are never easy when feelings are still at hand. The times I felt so in love, were the times I felt so alive. And I can't shake these dreams. It's a picture perfect world, cuz in them you're here with me. Careful not to speak too loudly. But loud enough not to be so quiet. Grasping the words that fall from your lips. If they cause any more emotions, it's gonna start a riot. Hold back and this heart will go left undiscovered. Hopes will turn cold and the future will remain covered. Left to be alone, lost in a distant memory. They say all is fare in love and war....or is it just a conspiracy?

Children On The Internet - Be Forwarned!!
As originally posted by WolfEagle1499@ CherryTAP as a CT bulletin entitled as Show this to any kids that want to use the Internet: I Received this in the e-mail. I had to send it out to everyone. Now as you know I don't have any kids, but this is still very important to pass on This is a Must Read for everyone who have children or grandchildren EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ ALL OF THIS and HAVE YOUR CHILDREN READ IT TOO! MAYBE AFTER THEY READ THIS YOUR KIDS WILL NOT THINK THEIR PARENTS ARE TO OVER PROTECTIVE!! After tossing her books on the sofa, she decided to grab a snack and get on-line. She logged on under her screen name ByAngel213. She checked her Buddy List and saw GoTo123 was on. She sent him an instant message: ByAngel213: Hi. I'm glad you are on! I thought someone was following Me home today It was really weird! GoTo123: LOL You watch too much TV. Why would someone be following you? Don't you live in a safe neighborhood? ByAngel213: Of course I d

If Only
Today was... A bad day for me , it is still a bad night and will run another bad day and every day between now and the day of the funeral. I dont have the energy to fight, I dont have the need or want to continue a pointless arguement. To my brothers and sisters who are over seas, I am sorry i am not there with you. I wish despritly i was , perhaps i would make some small differance perhaps one more person might make it back alive insted in a body bag. I dont know, i am not fit for active duty and for that i am sorry, I was stupid as a young adult and enjoyed my arrogent extreme sports too much. I should of been more careful I should of watched more, maybe who knows what i am at fault for anymore, not even i know now. I cant help but stand here and doubt. I'm sorry ... I am forever sorry. I am sorry i am not there , i am sorry i am not better at my job and i am sorry if i bring shame to any of you. The army is all i know its how i was raised, Tho my parents were ne

Sometimes.
Sometimes you wonder who is your true friend, deep down you want to believe in this so called friend, yet they sometimes treat you like your nothing... And you've got to take a step back an think, an listen to what your heart tells you...

You Know You Drink Too Much When...
~Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. ~The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. ~The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar ~When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof? ~You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties. ~You have a "happy hour" at home ~When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong? ~You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land ~Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car ~"Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol." ~Your favorite drink is ethanol. ~"Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!" ~"I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. ~*hic* Pash me another, tarbender." ~You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse. ~You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in

You Might Be A Redneck If....
You have more fingers than you do teeth You cut your grass and find a car You consider Denny's a Fancy Resturant Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors Your age is higher than your I.Q. Your favorite pickup line is "Does this look infected to you?" You ask your wife wheather the spot on your neck is a boil or a mole and she replies "Its a gummy bear." You have a family reunion and everyone in town shows up. You say "Watch this" everytime before you goto the hospital. Your wife and ex-wife are sisters. Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve .Your baby's favorite teething ring is the garden hose in the front yard. Your coat-of-arms features kudzu .Your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown. You think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs. Your best ashtray is a turtle shell. 252. Your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A. You think cur is a breed of dog. People hear your car

Sudden Change
Sometimes things can change in a hurry. How do you keep your feet on the ground when everything in you wants to take flight? Nothing about my life has really changed, but opportunities are about to become clear. Someone who makes my heart soar and my body flame, has arrived. How do I balance what must be, with what I desire? What lies ahead promises to be pure heaven and absolute hell, yet I welcome it with open arms...and I hope I can be strong enough for the both of us!

Of All The Friends
Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the one I won't forget. And if I die Before you do I'll go to heaven And wait for you I'll give the angels Back their wings And risk the loss Of everything Just to prove My friendship is true I'm thankful to have Family and Friends like you! SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR FAMILY & FRIENDS AND BACK TO THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU... IF YOU GET! IT BACK... THAT PERSON IS YOUR TRUE FRIEND!! SEND IT TO THIS MANY AND GET: 0) NEVER GET KISSED AGAIN 1) GET A PECK ON THE FOREHEAD 2) GET A PECK ON THE CHEEK 3) GET A PECK ON THE LIPS 4) GET A KISS 5) GET A HUG 6) GET A REALLY BIG HUG 7) GET A KISS AND A BIG HUG 8) GET KISSED & HUGGED 10) GET ALL THE ABOVE AND WHATEVER YOU WANT!! OK YOU HAVE 1 MINUTE TO SEND Just leave your "send back" reply here!

Health
all please pray for me i have a really bad infection in my leg and its getting worse i dunno if this antibiotic will help or not but i gotta try it also please pray for my family we are going through a hard time right now and could use the prayers b/c unfortunately due to vehicle troubles i am once again unable to get my son to his oncologist about his cancer. i just hope that he will be alright unitl he gets to his doctors. like i said please pray for us. thanks

Drunker Than A Skunk.....
yup that's what i am!!!!!!! i went out and drank with my sister and her friend because i'm depressed i just got dumped harshly and denied a promotion i was promised all in a two day span.............kill me or someone please get me laid!!!! lol k it's sleep time luff brandy

How...
How do you tell someone that you have feelings for them even though you just met them How do you tell someone u just met that you think u love them How do you tell someone that u never felt this way before How do you do that...... How...

Too All My Friends.. Fan Me!!
Ok here is the deal lol.. i have 432 friends and 206 fans soo.. I would love for you guys to check and see I you have faned me or not I would love to have a close number of fans as well the number of friends.. obviously if your a friend of mine, I think you should be a fan as well right? lol.. well that is my opinon and if I havent faned you yet.. plz. let me know and ill do the same.. ty all.. ALL of you have been soo good to me.. :O) TY again... Terminator123!!

Tribute To My Grandmother
My grandmother passed away earlier tonight (Thursday, January 18, 2007). She was a Godly lady who was the rock of my family. She knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that Jesus Christ was her Lord and Savior. She's gone now. But to be honest, its not too sad of an occasion. I guess what I'm trying to say is, she is a saint- in every sense. I have never known a more patient, caring, compassionate person in my life. But she had a great sense of humor- and could be mischievous when you least expected it. lol. If I were half the person she was, I would be doing good. This song are for her. I only wish this video was better quality. "Angels In The Room" by The Ruppes

It Isnt Fair
people on this site can be so rude at times, there are two types of people the ones who follow the rules and ones who juust do as they see fit. like sending rather rude suggestions in other peoples shout boxes and they probably wouldnt care if you lost you account because of them.then there is the others who want to be fanned,rated,added and commmented on and also look for their pics to be rated but do they return the favour NAH.but i would like to send my personel thanks to all of you who have added me faned me and rated me or even commented on my profile and i hope we speak soon.(you know who you are )

Miss Coloma Contest Weekend..the Nerves Are At Code Red
Friday!!!!!!!!!!! Is here… thank the maker. Good Morning. How are you today? Windy, blustery winter cold day here in southwestern Michigan. Today is the interview day for the queen candidates in which they meet with all three judges on a one on one question and answer session. Mandy is nervous but wants to do well. Her walk thru last night I am told was good but she needs to slow down on her turns..what ever that is. She apparently received the loudest ovation from the Mr Coloma candidates when she was on stage. I just hope they are not installing false hope in her. I left her a father to daughter note on the counter. No not one of those dear Jane letters, not one of the Hey I found drugs in your dresser drawers and not the used condom wrapper in the pants pocket letter either. Thank god I never had to do those letters or better yet face to face conversations with any of the three girls. They hid all that well…just kidding, they are great gals. Bonnie did the talk…Nooooo I am pulling

One More Door Closed.
Looking back at 2006 it was definitely a life changing year, basically when the ball dropped at midnight marking the beginning of 2006 I instantly thought, this year to come was going to be like none before. As I had stated in previous blogs, I learned a lot of life and love over the last year. Through all the shit I went through over 2006, I lost a lot of friendships and gained a few lasting ones. (When shits going down; you learn who your true friends are.) I think the real kick in the face, making me realize the year ahead was going to be life changing was when my now ex fiancée disappeared on New Years Eve and didn’t turn up until 2 days later. Perhaps that was fate giving me a wake up call. What brought this blog upon is the fact I just read a ex friends blog; bashing me and a few other people. She was once one of my best friends, we were like sisters. Then one day she dropped off the face of the planet. It wasn’t the first time she had pulled this, I just went along w

Part 4 *adult As U Might Already Know*
They both had not made much noise so far, but this now had totally changed. She was screamed loud and in lust. "oh yeah, yes, yes" were the only parts of their screams that sounded a bit like words. Her body kept rearing up and going back just to rear up again accompanied by another lustful moaning scream. She decided he deserved some fun himself. So she put her hands round his axes and tried to drag him. he understood and moved up to her. She noticed his mouth was all wet.. but she wasn't afraid to kiss him. After he put the tongue between those pair of lips for some time again she told him "Now you lay down on your back" And so they changed places.. now it was her to go down on him. When she reached his%20boxers she drove her hand over his crotch. up and down. She felt how it was getting bigger and harder. In a rush she pulled the boxers down with his help and threw it with such an intense it would smack against the wall on the other side of the room. now she saw his penis.. standin

Why???
Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep ru

When Katie Couric's Head Explodes...
Your Pizza is Ready! South Bend, IND- Thieves are stealing oven doors, repackaging them in Wal-Mart boxes and selling them on the street as flat screen TVs. The asking price- which includes a power cord and remote control- is $500, although the crooks can reportedly be haggled down to $250. "If your going to buy something from someone, make sure you open it first," advised Leann Day, whose boyfriend brought home an oven door for the living room. "Especially if your not buying it from the store."

Tired
i don't know how to walk in this land of no tomorrows i reach out to find the light but no one's there to catch me as i fall and it's so hard to live this life when all you want to do is die sleep evades the dreamer in a land of fear and lies i try to sit with everything but there's just too much inside i cannot run from who i am but i can't walk with it either and it's so hard to live this lie when all you want is to go home i walk the shadows and am lost within the chill everything is grey and the sun has lost its shine let me go to that land where i can find peace and rest and no more suffering

Bank Account
A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably coiffed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he smiled sweetly when told his room was ready. As he maneuvered his walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of his tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on his window. "I love it," he stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy. "Mr. Jones, you haven't seen the room; just wait." "That doesn't have anything to do with it," he replied. "Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn't depend on how the furniture is arranged ... it's how I arrange my mind. I already decided to love it. "It's a

The Mouse Trap
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning: There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it." The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The pig sympathized, but said, I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers." The mouse turned to the cow and said "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose." So, the mouse

What Is Your Dark Word
What Dark Word Represents You? [anime pics] Your word is: Numb. You may have felt much before, maybe even too much. But now there is nothing or hardly anything left of the emotions. Emotional pain is probably the cause of this, but it's not like you care. To you everything is meaningless, life is without flavour and you wonder when it will end. Though you hardly feel sad, you aren't seen happy so often either. Perhaps someday you will be brought back to life.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Drunken Priest
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So the next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass, he found the following note on his door: 1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp. 2. There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3. There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and the Spook. 8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him. 9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked

Hey Y'all
Okay, it's 10:47 am on Friday. I am leaving for the northcountry sometime today to get back to college. My computer is still being worked on - thus, I'm not going to be on this site for quite some time. (you know, probably about a week or so, until it gets shipped up to me) Please, don't forget about me - love you all. And goddamnit, leave me some love to come back to!

Music At Work
I just had to run and flip to the next song on my cd here at work. I forgot that I put "Fuckin' A" on the cd....and it didnt' occur to me until I'd heard that line about 4 times. *laughs* Glad the boss isn't here. Now it's "Puttin' on the Ritz". I have an eclectic mix of music on my days.

Not To Be
He finally told me that we should see other people, i knew it was coming, but i'm still sad about it.I'm not really sure if this is what i wanted or not, i knew that we just fought all the time, but i really wanted things to change, i just don't know about this drastically. anyway, so just moping around today, not the bestest time of my life.

The Special Flower
[Yes, I really wrote this myself... just a few minutes ago]: There are times in your life when all seems lost. You walk a barren wasteland, alone. Lonely, you trudge across the deserted plain seeking at least one small, beautiful sign of life. You've all but given up hope... resigned to your fate and lot in life... when something catches your eye from afar. You walk in its direction, approaching it with equal parts trepidation and excitement. Then you see it: The most beautiful flower. In fact, the most beautiful one you've ever seen. You kneel closer, examining it for flaws. You see none. The changed beat in your heart lets you know how you feel about the flower before you even really give it thought. The flower is special. Very special. But do you dare remove the flower from its root and bring it along on the journey with you? What if it's not meant to be yours? What makes you think you're even good enough to possess such a thing of rare beauty? Do you leave the

My Doc Appointment
Well, I had a doctors appointment today. I've been losing feeling in my right foot, loss of motor skill in it, cold sensation, and now numb spots. The doc. thought it might be a blood clot caused from the knee surgery. But now, he is leaning more toward nerve damage. He took abunch of xrays of my spinal cord. Nothing wrong there. He actually said, that looking at my xrays, I have the spinal column of a 19 or 20 year old. Now I have to go to a Neurologist. They did an MRI and now they want to do an ultrasound. That is scheduled for Monday the 22nd, at 2pm. Just thought I would keep everyone posted. Oh yeah, my little toe on my left foot is broken too!

Embrace Pt.2
Finding her is easy. I know her patterns. Elizabeth is at her home, where she lives with her three children. I have stalked her throughout the ages. During this age, I intend to make her mine. Sitting on her roof, I probe the house with the shadows. Lightning flashes across the sky. Perfect. The house is empty except for her. Reaching out with my mind, I gently probe hers. It seems that the kids are at friend’s houses, spend the night. Perfect. The lightning increases with intensity, and the light show is quickly followed by a large clap of thunder. At that moment, I manipulate the shadows into a living being, and reach out with a Shadow Tentacle toward the power breaker located on the pole behind the house. In a shower of sparks, the power box explodes, and the Shadow Tentacle is destroyed. No great loss. It is 10:00 p.m. Plenty of time before the sun comes out and I am forced back into hiding. The house goes dark. Moments later, I can see the soft glow of candles c

Sex And Relationships
Wet dream I should have let you sleep But I was longing to touch you. I gave in I touched your bare skin I wandered along your body Slid my fingers around my craving And grazed your brow with my lips And soaked in your smell. I love that sleep smile you are wearing The little contented moans This can just be a very pleasant dream Tailored however you so choose. You need not awake, my love Fall beneath my bare embrace Speak not of it in the morning For was it not just a trick of the mind?

Mrsa Staph Infection And Stuff~;(>
I've been bed ridden for the past week because of this staph infection that turned out to be the worst kind, MRSA. Which is resistant to most antibiotics, so they had to cut and drain it then pack it which is the most painful thing I have ever expirenced. Now I have a nice size hole in my leg. I'll post the pic. when I dress it tonight, I'm sure everyone want's to see it~;)> Besides that I have finally got my driver license back, 'bout damn time. I've also bought the new Zelda but waiting to get the Wii because they don't have any in stock yet, sux ass~;(> I've been watchin' a shit load of movies, The Illusionist being one of my favorites and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre The Begining being the bloodiest, Superman Returns was less than I expected and and I can't wait to see SawIII this tuesday~;)> I also don't think I'll be here as much as I used to. I'll be doing more stuff now that I have my drivers license back, well that it for this blag~;P>

My Baby Girl
my baby girl only three,mommy loves you can't you see.just down the street.but too far to reach.it's not my fault that we can't be.they keep us apart.why can't they see. so don't you worry mommy loves you with all her heart and it won't be long till we aren't apart.remember my hugs and sweet eskimo kisses they'll soon be real and you won't have to miss them. to my baby girl.(aka) RAT. MOMMY LOVES YOU.

We Got Another One Please Please Dont Send Them To Me
YOU'VE BIN HIT BY THE |^^^^^^^^^^^^| |SEXXXIIII TRUCK | '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@) ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 SEXXII PEOPLE, IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNO YOUR REALLY SEXXII! IF YOU BRAKE THE cHAIN, YOULL BE CURSED WITH UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS SEXXXIII Ok... If you think I'm sexy, just let me know here

Omfg I Am Sooooo Pissed Offfffff
this guy is going in to my gallery markin my pics nsfw even when not and all cause i reported two of his default pics as nsfw because they were his dick pics and my 11 year old daughter seen them......how fair is this friggin crap. here is his pic ~Anton~(AMC)~{K.O.T.}@ CherryTAP

Death
You scored as Angel of Death. You were an Angel of death! Before you were sent to Earth to be tested and be a human, you were what brought death upon humans. With a look, you could kill anyone. Your unusal intrest in death and love of blood and gore asures that in heaven, you delt with it very much. You were an angel who brought death to all, and what is and forever will be feared by humans. Your old deathly stare still scares people and you still crave for killing.Angel of Death96%Angel of Guidance25%Guardian Angel14%Angel of Prayer11%Angel of Hope7%Angel of Good Fortune0%What kind of an Angel were you before your life on Earth? (kool anime pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Your In Texas Now!
Two guys were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps his nightstick on the window. The driver rolls down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacks him in the head with his nightstick. "What the hell was that for?" the driver asked. "You're in Texas, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car." "I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here." The trooper runs a check on the guy's license-he's clean and gives the guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick. "What did you do that for?" the passenger demands. "Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper. "Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked. "Because I know your type," the trooper says, "two miles down the road you're g

Another Of Brians Poems...
Heaven......... When I go to heaven I'll look down upon you and smile When I see you laugh I'll be laughing with you When I see you wonder I will place my hand on your shoulder, And send you warm thoughts When I see you cry I'll hold you in my arms Until all the tears are dry When I feel you remember Only happy thoughts of me will surface When I see the days wearing on you I'll make you take a deep breath When I see you sleep I'll hold you and be in your dreams When your sick and feeling hopeless I'll take care of you with love When your time has come And this world you leave behind I'll be waiting in Heaven with my arms stretched wide And when your by my side I'll show you eternity Where all pain and suffering subside Together we will be at last For this is God's great plan Written by Brian Douglas

Ordering Drinks...lol
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU! Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.... .............. Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with fri

This Made Me Snort Coffee Out My Nose :p
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED CANADIAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS." 4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION." 5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION." 6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pan

What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?
You Are Strawberry Ice Cream Yuck! My all time favorite is vanilla! A bit shy and sensitive, you are sweet to the core. You often find yourself on the outside looking in. Insightful and pensive, you really understand how the world works. You are most compatible with chocolate chip ice cream. What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?

Foreign Commercials
I received an email today from an old friend that had an attachment. After viewing it, I mused about why we don't see commercials like that in the USA. We obviously are being protected from life's realities and ourselves by someone. Who decides what is appropriate for me to view? I for one, would rather make my own choices. Here's what the commercial is:

Part 5 *youknowwhattoexpect*
"woooooohoooooooo". She was going up and down on his cock. Since she lost the fear that it could hurt because of it s size she had moved her legs closer together.. a good decision.. she felt his glands in her now even more how it was moving up and down... he put his hands round her pelvis and controlled her up and down movement.. and incorporated circled moving into it. He with every down movement he made her getting his penis deeper in, her fear that it could hurt obviously had not been justified. She just knew he would not push it to far.. His hands then would move upwards her back.. and pulling her all over towards him. She put her hands round his head and they started kissing once again. his hands were still holding her body.. moving it up and down.... now he was taking control and he did that well. they stopped the kissing to be able to take some deep breathes. Her body reared up again,as moans broke put of her. He pulled her back towards him while moaning loudly himself. "Fast

Women Beware!!!!
THIS GUY HAS PLAYED SO MANY WOMEN OUT THERE THERES SOMETHING THAT ISNT RIGHT BOUT HIM AND HE ALWAYS MAKES IT SOUND LIKE THE WOMAN DID IT ALL TO HIM AND HE DID NOTHING I FOR ONE KNOW THE FACTS AND HE IS A BIGTIME PLAYER.... JUST BEWARE AND WATCH YOURSELF... Irishfly(aka Bigfly #591)@ CherryTAP

Things I've Learned This Week
1. When someone is "upfront" with you in the begining about whatever it is they want, you seem to put more belief into anything you hear from them after that, when the truth is, they are probably the most deceiving of them all. 2. When you do something "nice" to make someone else feel good, it can bite you in the ass and you can lose friendships over it. 3. Pretty much anything within the confines of this electronic box mean absolutely nothing at all in reality. 4 Friends you've had for a long time, are still friends you find comfort in when it comes right down to it. (Thanks Mr DBD) 5. Everyone wants to be listened to..but not "too closely" What they say, might be misconstrued as the actual truth. Yet if you arent really listening, they are offended. (I don't get it)

Kinda Scary
This is a Must Read for everyone who have children or grandchildren EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ ALL OF THIS and HAVE YOUR CHILDREN READ IT TOO! MAYBE AFTER THEY READ THIS YOUR KIDS WILL NOT THINK THEIR PARENTS ARE TO OVER PROTECTIVE!! After tossing her books on the sofa, she decided to grab a snack and get on-line . She logged on under her screen name ByAngel213. She checked her Buddy List and saw GoTo123 was on. She sent him an instant message: ByAngel213: Hi. I'm glad you are on! I thought someone was following Me home today It was really weird! GoTo123: LOL You watch too much TV. Why would someone be following you? Don't you live in a safe neighborhood? ByAngel213: Of course I do. LOL I guess it was my imagination cuz' I didn't see anybody when I looked out. GoTo123: Unless you gave your name out on-line. You haven't done that Have you? ByAngel213: Of course not. I'm not stupid you know. GoTo123: Did you have a softbal

I'm In!!!
Well my friends I did it! I was sworn in yesterday and will be an MP. I'm so excited and sad all at the same time. I'm sad because I'm gonna be gone for 20 weeks and my little girl is gonna grow up so much in that time. This really is all for the best so I'm excited. I'll be shipping out on April 11 for basic and AIT. My baby's daddy is happy I'm doing something with my life but his new girlfriend is pissed because she's gonna have to play mommy while I'm away...I know she hates me so it's ok I'm not too fond of her either. So now I'm just gonna have fun and spend time with my little princess until I have to go.

Im The Type Of Girl......
Im the type of girl that still believes she will find her fairytale Im the type of girl that believes in real love , I had it once , and fear Ill never have it again Im the type of girl that is a woman on the out side , but a scared little girl hidden inside Im the type of girl that believes in falling in love , and NOT playing the field Im the type of girl that that likes to have old fashion fun , freeze tag , touch football , climbing trees.... Im the type of girl that only wants to be happy Im the type of girl that isnt afraid to cry Im the type of girl that is just a little too sensitive Im the type of girl that takes everything to heart Im the type of girl that that see's more into things , than is really there Im the type of girl that believes it when you say you care Im the type of girl that gives effortlessly without thinking of herelf Im the type of girl that always ends up hurt Im the type of girl that despite everything is still holdi

Supernatural
Graham Hancock, author of the groundbreaking new book Supernatural, appears on Coast to Coast AM to discuss his latest findings. Hancock's books have sold more than five million copies worldwide and have been translated into 27 languages. His public lectures and TV appearances, including the three-hour series Quest For The Lost Civilisation, have put his ideas before audiences of tens of millions. He has become recognised as an unconventional thinker who raises legitimate questions about humanity's history and prehistory and offers an increasingly popular challenge to the entrenched views of orthodox scholars. Hour 1 Hour 2

Considering Others
Reaffirming Our Integrity Every thought we think and every action we take has an effect on the world around us. To be aware of this is to be conscious of our impact on the people in our lives. Sometimes we just want to do what we want to do, but considering the full ramifications of our actions can be an important part of our spiritual growth and awareness. At first, being more conscious requires effort, but once we have made it a habit, it becomes second nature. The more we practice this awareness of others, the more we find ourselves in easy alignment with our integrity. Our thoughts are an important place to begin this practice because our thoughts are the seeds of our actions. It is not necessary or beneficial to obsessively monitor all our thoughts, but we can perhaps choose one thought or action per day and simply notice if we are in alignment with this experience of integrity. For example, we may find ourselves replaying a negative encounter with someone in our minds. We m

Making It Happen
Go for It There are times in our lives when all the signs seem to be pointing us in a particular direction. Our thoughts and dreams are echoed in the songs and stories we hear and the media we see. Maybe the message we are getting from the universe doesn’t even make sense in the “real” world, but somewhere inside, these urges feel right. Maybe you feel you are being told to move to a new city although your life where you are is just fine. Or maybe you feel the desire to pursue a new direction in your career when it never really interested you before. When we spend time getting in touch with our higher selves, our intuition sends us directives to lead us to become our best and most fulfilled selves. And when we are open and listening, the next step is to take action and go for it. Once we make the decision to pursue our inner urgings, the universe sets into motion the means for all sorts of details to fall into place. A sense of peace will come over us, because we know that any qu

Pendulum Magic For Beginners
From "Pendulum Magic for Beginners: Power to Achieve All Goals" by Richard Webster The pendulum is a small weight suspended on a piece of thread, chain, or cord. Many people use a wedding ring hanging on a piece of thread. This is what my mother used. A paper clip attached to a piece of thread also works well. When giving talks on this subject to groups of people, I frequently hand out paper clips attached to a length of thread to allow everyone in the audience to experiment. Commercially made pendulums are readily available at bookstores and New Age shops. They are available in every conceivable shape and size. I have a huge collection of pendulums, as my family frequently buy me ornamental type pendulums for birthdays and Christmases. They all work well. I must admit, though, that my favorite pendulum is a commercially made one known as a Mermet pendulum. Abbé Mermet was a French priest who performed miracles with his pendulum. From Geneva, he was able to locate water in Sou

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
You Are Cookie Monster Misunderstood as a primal monster, you're a true hedonist with a huge sweet tooth. You are usually feeling: Hungry. Cookies are preferred, but you'll eat anything if cookies aren't around. You are famous for: Your slightly crazy eyes and usual way of speaking How you life your life: In the moment. "Me want COOKIE!" The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

The Three Dimension Luck And Power Test
You Are Balanced - Realist - Empowered You feel your life is controlled both externally and internally. You have a good sense of what you can control and what you should let go. Depending on the situation, you sometimes try to exert more control. Other times, you accept things for what they are and go with the flow. You are a realist when it comes to luck. You don't attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random. You don't beat yourself up when bad things happen to you... But you do your best to try to make your own luck. You have a good deal of power, but you also know the pecking order. You realize that working the system does get you further. You know who to defer to and who to control. When it comes to the game of life, you play things flawlessly. The Three Dimension Luck and Power Test

What Kind Of Seducer Are You?
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you! Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you. You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover. Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives. Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours. No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

This Doesn't Make Sense
I'm watching a show on the Discovery channel called "Breaking Vegas" about a group of MIT students who formed a BlackJack team and, using nothing but their brain won lots of money. And they end up getting in trouble for it! WTF? They aren't cheating, they are using strategy. You don't punish a chess player for thinking about his move too long so why can they punish you for thinking about your next move in a BlackJack game?

I Miss You
I miss you every day and night Like sun flowers missing sunrise Like a bird missing its nest Like a cloud missing sky Like a river missing water Like spring missing flowers Like a mountain missing its rocks Like lovers missing lovers Like summer missing the sun Like fall missing yellow leaves Like fishes missing water I miss you, do you miss me? Like winter missing snow Like dawn missing sunlight Like night missing darkness Like a bird missing flight Darling, please come with me now Mountains and rivers also miss thou Please come, I keep my promise Forever, we will be in love.

Im Anything But The Girl Next Door...=)
ok...so here i am bored in wisconsin..so i thought id write a lil about myself...im 36..yes...that is not a typo..=) I have 3 beautiful children..=) 14, 9 and 5..they are my entire life..=) I have great friends not only in real but online..i tend to be very open-minded..assertive and blunt..maybe even too blunt for most...im stubborn and feisty at times..but usually a genuine sweetheart...i tend to wear my heart on my sleeve so yes i do get hurt often..=) i dont fall in love easy..but if i do know that its forever..when hurt it takes me a very long time to recover..sniff sniff...=) broken hearts suck..=) I love anything outdoors...biking, hiking, kayaking..hanging out with friends and family..=) i hangout in pogo online..what can i say i dont sleep much...ive never been to italy but hope to someday...i love al pacino movies...scarface being my favorite..then i like horror, drama, comedies and then love stories...=) my music taste is strange..i tend to pick music by mood..so you never j

You Might Be Giving Pagans A Bad Name If...
You Might Be Giving Pagans A Bad Name If... You insist that your boss call you "Rowan Starchild" because otherwise you'd sue for religious harassment. (Score double for this if you don't let that patronizing bastard call you "Mr. or Ms. Starchild.") You've ever confused the Prime Directive with the Wiccan Rede. You've ever cast a spell with twenty-sided dice. You said it was bigotry when they didn't let you do that ritual in front of city hall. It had nothing to do with the skyclad bit. You picketed The Craft and Hocus Pocus, but thought that the losers who picketed The Last Temptation of Christ needed to get lives. You've ever publicly claimed to be an elf, alien, vampire, faerie, or demigod, and been genuinely surprised when not everyone took you seriously. You've ever publicly claimed to be the reincarnation of Gardner, Merlin, Aleister Crowley, King Arthur, Cleopatra, Morgana Le Fay, or Jim Henson, and been genuinely surprised when not everyone took you serious

Owch.
So. I just made grilled cheese for lunch, for me and Keagan... in the process, I burned myself twice. TWICE. dude. I shouldn't try to use a knife as a spatula. I also should have more common sense. o well. but seriously. owch.

Indian Prayer
Oh our Mother the earth, Oh our Father the sky, Your children are we, and with tired backs We bring you the gifts you love. Then weave for us a garment of brightness; May the Warp be the white light of the morning, May the weft be the red light of the evening, May the fringes be the falling rain, May the border be the standing rainbow. Thus weave for us a garment of brightness, That we may walk fittingly where birds sing, That we may walk fittingly where grass is green, Oh our Mother Earth, Oh our Father Sky. rebelbreed

Pain ;-/
not that ya care but i thought i'd share with you anyway... yesterday at work i moved some boxes and didn't realize till today that i hurt my back. my neck and my legs are pretty sore too. i moved them because we have 2 grown ass men that work with us in our immediate area and they bitch and moan about having to do things. so i decided instead of having to wait for them to finally decide to do it i did it myself. i am sure paying for it today. anyway that's the update.

How To Give A Cat A Bath
1. Add one capful of shampoo to the water in the toilet. Put both lids up. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.) The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.) 4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".) 5. Have someone open the door to the outside. (Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.) 6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 7. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean!

To All The Women! Thank You!
The One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the w

Being Used And You Not Having The Balls To Say Thats All You Want From Me
case and point: lets say boy meets girl... boy thinks girl is cool... boy is a very sexual person but in a respectful non-dog way... boy doesnt jump into relationships because he believes in putting 110% into it...and its hard to do that when you barely know a person... boy tells girl all of this and warns them, though ima sexual person i dont have to fuck you to be friends with you...sex isnt really that serious and if you are gonna do it...do it because you want to and not because of what you think you can get out of it romantically... girl says ok...and proceeds to fuck boy... girl feels guilty so she wants to clear her conscience by either pretending to not really care and just want sex but really want a relationship but is settling for whateva she cant get OR claims she likes boy but just wants the boys dick and doesnt want to feel guilty about it... BE REAL WITH ME! Ima big boy i can handle it...im not going to break...i got no problem being used as l

Kiss Like The Ambassador
Picture this: You're on a first date and the Tom Cruise look-alike you're with has just walked you to your front door. He wishes you good night and proceeds to give you a mere peck of a smooch. What do you do? Well, if you're Renee Zellweger in Jerry Maguire, you grab him behind the neck, pull him close and plant one right on his kisser! Do this and, we promise, your date (be it your long-time mate or a new man) will do just what Cruise did -- put his arms around you and kiss you back, long, deep and with meaning. But your good-night kiss isn't over yet. To fully act out this hot scene, it's time for you to follow Cruise's lead (since he's the one who does most of the seducing from here on in -- removing her sweater, gently pushing down her dress straps and kissing her pretty much all over). Start by looking into your partner's eyes, gently touch his face. Go ahead and kiss his neck, caress his chest and arms, run your fingers through his hair, but don't kiss

Plastics In First Grade, And Other Points Of My Day
When you have "one of those days", they should never happen on a friday! I went to bed at 7:45 pm last night. I had taken a pill for nausia at oh.. about 11 am. By noon I wanted to shoot myself in the head I was so tired. So I sleep for 11 hours give or take,(I was disturbed at 10pm when the phone rang - Thanks Villainous!!.lol)and I wake up cranky. I dont wake up cranky very often anymore. I do my normal morning stuff. I ended up getting the kid off to school 10 minutes later than usual. I went and got my nails done. An hour and a half of sitting there was bugging me. We left and walked to CVS. When I got to the cahier to pay for my stuff, I opened my purse only to find that the kid put her soda in it and didnt put the top on all the way. My cash, my ipod, my everything.. SOAKED UGH!!!! I pay with my wet money and take my puddle of a purse to the car. ok.. I had another purse in the car, I switch purses, dry put other one, dry money.. ok Now I go home for a whole 30 minutes before wo

Pick One
1. either be sexy as hell and freeze or warm and look like a granny or pop 2. either have loved and lost or have never loved at all 3. either talk to a person u hate or never talk to anyone again 4. either fight wit ur family or pretend its ok 5. either fuck or make love 6. popular and hated or have few freind and loved 7. either work a job u hate and have money or work ur dream job and make little money 8. either be scared and expirenced or bored and safe 9. arrested saying gee this was fun or at home wondering if ur ok 10. either reading this and responding or doing somethin else

Bored
Your Birthdate: January 26 You lucked out the the skills to succeed in almost any arena. Put you in almost any business or classroom, and you'll rise to the top. You're driven and intense, but you also know when to kick back and cooperate. Your ability to adapt to almost any situation is part of what's going to make you a success. Your strength: Your attention to detail Your weakness: You can be a little too proud of your successes Your power color: Turquoise Your power symbol: Arrow pointing up Your power month: August hmmph.. all of its true... cept the color thing... I hate turquoise... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC "Back in black, I hit the sack, I've been too long, I'm glad to be back" Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos. But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last! What's Your Theme Song

Wwii - The Online Game
I found this a long time ago. Its pretty funny and historically correct; so have a laugh, and learn something if you skipped History class. WWII: The Online Game... *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* *Eisenhower has joined the game.* *paTTon has joined the game.* *Churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *T0J0 has joined the game.* *Roosevelt has joined the game.* *Stalin has joined the game.* *deGaulle has joined the game.* Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0JO: lol Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever Stalin: cool deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry Churchill: wtf the

What Kind Of Firearm Am I?
You scored as Assault Rifle. You are soldier. Or you want to be a soldier. Or you just love military-type firearms. You need assault rifle. M16 or AK-47 will do good.Sniper Rifle94%Assault Rifle94%Shotgun75%Revolver69%Machinegun56%SMG56%Pistol38%What Firearm Fits You Best?created with QuizFarm.com

Don't You?
I can't stand when people forward me every chain letter, every funny they recieve, and anything that is like a missing persons. I appreciate that I've been thought of, but lets face it, how many of the 15 that someone sends you in a day is actually funny or makes you laugh. NOT MANY. Now before any of you take this the wrong way..I am not talking about YOU. I'm just speaking of population in general (all of us have one friend that thinks that if they don't send the chain letter to 10 people in 35 seconds they will have bad luck). So, I decided I'd put a new category in my blog. Here's things I actually laughed at or I could relate to. So here's my first posting....I can relate to this.... KIDS are QUICK! Kids are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. _________________

Give Me Your Word
Give me your word Our love will never die. Give me your word You feel the same as I. My heart will beat a lifetime, just for you That’s all it wants to do. Give me your lips And let your kiss remain. Give me your word I’m not in love in vain. Give me one hope to guide me One vow you’ll be beside me. Give me your word.

If......
If I were to fall in love, It would have to be with you. Your eyes, your smile, The way you laugh, The things you say and do. Take me to the places, My heart never knew. So, if I were to fall in love, It would have to be with you. If I were to give my heart, It would have to be to you, For you bring things into my life, So beautiful and new. Love, so soft and warm beside me, That I know it’s true, If I were to give my heart, It would have to be to you. I was looking for an answer. I was looking for a way. To keep the magic that you bring, To each and every day. To live our lives together, As only lovers do. It started with a feeling, And every day it grew, So, when I knew I was in love, It had to be with you.

Those Eyes
I love your eyes, those twinkling eyes, They speak of a thousand things. It glows and I drown in its intensity, I would love to stay there forever. It evokes myriad memories, And leaves an imprint on me. I consider myself lucky enough, To have experienced its warmth. When cupid's arrow strikes, The world seems apparelled in celestial light, Like the glory and freshness of your eyes. Just like the morning dew, Exotic and beautiful. Every time I look into your eyes, I'm lost in innumerable memories, Thus forgetting the world behind me. I wouldn't expect anything much, Than just being the Apple of your eye!

Don't Fuck With This Wolf!
Okay you know what? I've been down over the last couple of days due to the loss of my friend who i was close with as we had gone threw basic and ait together and him dying was a big loss to me. But you know what? He wouldnt want me to be sitting here letting little insects trying to take bites out of me. I had a dream last night and he talked to me, he asked me why i was letting little bitches get to me why i am letting pathetic little creatures take a nibble out of me. He told me to strap my boots on and start kicking some ass. I have no idea if my dream was just that a dream that i wanted to have or if i really did talk to him. I would like to think that i got to talk to him and that the things he said were true. He told me he felt no pain, that it was fast and he is at peace and just asked me to take care of his family the best i could and to be there for his kids. I promised him i would! And he made me promise i would stop this silly nonsence by letting people get to

From Sheri
If you want to succeed in your life, remember this phrase-- THE PAST DOES NOT EQUAL THE FUTURE. Because you might have failed a moment ago, yesterday, for the last 6 months, the last 16 years, or last 50 years doesnt mean a thing! All that matters is: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO RIGHT NOW? YOUR LIFE IS NOW... LOVE LIVIN IT... SHERILYNN WILLIAMS

Twin Flames And Souls
It is time for Twin Flame hearts to awaken, and from the realms of love, In their Twin Flame hearts, to unfreeze the frozen Love on Earth. It takes everyone to make this world a better place, but with the love and support from your Twin it can really make it happen faster. Things that seemed un real are now closer than ever before. If we all try and make one step, even a baby step we can begin to bring the love and peace back together. You can ask mine. He know what I am going to say even before I say it, I almost wonder if he knows before I know. He can finish a sentence for me, knows where my body hurts. He just knows my entire everything... He is my soul my other half, my Twin Flame.

Far Away
Far away, Too far, I can't go on, Yet I love her. Her existence seems unreal, Almost a dream, Why do I put myself through this? Because I love her, And she loves me. What will I do To pass the time? I will think of her, But that causes pain Along with the happiness. But I must think of her, My mind will not focus On anything else. Time drags so slowly, 10, hours or days? I do not know. All I know, it is too long, to be away from her. I want to fall into her, lose myself in her Be one with her. She is my light In the darkness, I would go to her, But distance is, A cruel thing. The phone rings, "No I can't come out tonight" They ask why but I, can't tell the truth, They would only laugh, "I have business to attend to, Goodbye". I am alone again, Unseeing, Unthinking, Unwanting, Except for her warm skin Close to mine. My whole body screams, Let her come to me, But she can't, Or won't? "She would come if she could, Wouldn't she? Maybe she.

A Mom And Her Teenage Son!
I woke up this morning, as usual I expected a fight from both of my teenagers, son 17 and daughter 13. We own 2 homes side by side and my son stays most of the time in our other home mainly when there is no school. But last night he did not return here, which was ok. All I have to do is walk next door and wake him up. Anyway, this morning he refused. He didn't want to go to school. Of course we had our mother/son banter on about why he should go and his view on why he shouldn't go this day. So him being 6' tall and 320 pounds, made him being way out of my league to force him to go to school, plus I decided I really didn't want to stroke out and die. Even though this is his Senior yr. I gave in and left him alone. Went back inside my other home. I then heard him screaming. I thought well he is just messing with me. Then he just kept on. So I went onto my front porch, he was on his way home, holding his face and screaming he was blind. I kept asking him what happened he said he didn't kn

Keep 'em Cummin
Though I wasn't looking for anyone new, One day I got e- mail and in it was you. Charming, sensitive and so debonair, I strongly resisted it go anywhere. But letters and stories captured my heart, Filled me with passion almost from the start. Love on the Internet, how could it be? These things just don't happen to people like me. But doves and butterflies flew into our lives, Carrying messages we could not deny. Each person has meaning and love to express, And we could deny our hearts nothing less. It's a beautiful love that has grown between us, Something beyond any words we discuss. Much deeper than LOL, cyber kisses and such, Far down to our souls, beyond human touch. My love's not confined by what it can see, I feel you, I taste you, I experience your dream. Close my eyes, and I envision what in my heart I can hear, "Love knows no boundaries, no distance, no fear." It's the soul that captures God's love in a way That eternally melts hearts together to stay. Fu

Between My Lips
A touch of skin soft and slippery, With the hint of hint of sweat. We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets, As the wind flowed from the window above us. Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance, To abandon all of our uncertainties. You began your work on my lips, Probing gently as if drawing sex, From a deep well of longing and need. Then heated tongues met in the midst, Of hot and quickening breath. And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts. Then intoxicated with those spirits, Our clothes found resting place on the floor. Piece by piece, Until there were no hiding places, For the two glistening and wanting bodies. Hunger revealed in this hot moment. Then skin meshed with skin, As the floor became the stage. You moved atop of me easily, And lowered yourself gently. Kissing me as I was filled with you. As a gasp broke the kiss, Your hands stroked the stray strands, Away from my forehead, then became entangled. Our slow rhythm gave way, To urgent

Survey
The Best Cherry Tap Survey * . . About You . . * Eye Color:: Brown Hair Color:: Brown Height:: 6 ft. Favorite Color:: Blue Screen Name:: Fireman Sam & BBJ Favorite Band:: My Chemical Romance Favorite Movie:: Domino Favorite Show:: The Unit Your Car:: Raced out 1991 Honda CRX Your Hometown:: Riverside, CA Your Present Town:: Yakima, WA Your Crushes First Name:: BBJ Grade:: College Your Style:: Jeans, Black Jacket and flame docs * . . Have You Ever . . * Sat on your rooftop?: yes Kissed someone in the rain?: yes Danced in a public place?: many many times Smiled for no reason?: absolutely...I smile all the time. Laughed so hard you cried?: oh many times Peed your pants after age 8?: no Written a song?: yes Sang to someone for no reason?: yes Performed on a stage?: yes Talked to someone you don't know?: yes...im a social butterfly Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: absolutely Made

To Be Simple
I want to be your companion and walk hand in hand, your strength enveloping mine. Autumn leaves falling, scuffing feet and laughter, sharing nights, not finished by the dark. I want to be your confidant as you pen your deepest thoughts, as your heartaches bleed and finally break free. Your dreams, I keep as if my own. I want to smile as you smile and giggle with you at nothing at all. I want to be your lover and find the passions that move you to action. I want to be the softness that induces you to trust. I want to be the naughty that makes you come back for more. I want to please you. I want to share your breakfast and your dinner, I want you in the shower and in your bed and with soft steps to bring you coffee (I take mine black) Your strong arms, the legs that power your thrust, your lips of pleasure, these are the fuel of my desire no it is no secret, my love, and to put it very simply, I want you.

Wanting More Of You
I see myself holding you close to me, Squeezing your body tight. But for all I see as I daydream- I know I'll get tenfold tonight. Running my palms across your breast, As you tremble and bite your lip. Feeling your hands upon my chest, The softness of each fingertip. Tasting your neck so sweet, so soft, And slowly lowering my kiss. Over pert nipples, across your navel, And finally into pure bliss. Looking upon your face from below- As you tilt back your head. Feeling your fountains begin to flow- As you ease back on the bed. Your "innocent little devil" look- Crying insatiably with the sensation. Lip to lip lapping up every drip- From the well of your creation. The way you pull me up by the hair- To the heat of your mouth, on fire. No other thoughts, no other cares, Just the quenching of mad desire. Riding the tide of passion, Pushing my love into you. On the waves of your emotion- In slow motion, so sweet and true. Pulse pounding in resounding

The American Way !!
American History is at times embellished Consequently it's sometimes wrongly cherished John Wayne simply portrayed the Hollywood view He fought make-believe battles all life through From the Alamo - to World War II But it is in the Native American domain That myth is portrayed to be most profane The Indian brave is blatantly misrepresented Truth was bent to the advantage of Daniel Boone So much of history is still cocooned For American Aboriginals had hearts and souls With family pride and sacred goals A grace and pride that reaches back in time "Wakan Tankan Nici Un" in Cherokee Means - May the Great Spirit walk with thee Geronimo went on to say "Yigaquu osaniyu adanvto adadoligi nigohilvi nasquv utloyasdi nihi" "May the Great Spirit always give you blessings" Hardly the chant of a crazed assassin They believed in one God With the philosophy - that was clearly stated "Ho! Mitakuye Oyasin" "We Are All Related - our Earthly meeting is surly fated" For

Ready
Take my hand and lead the way; tell me all you want to say. Whisper softly in my ear, all those things I want to hear. Kiss my lips and touch my skin; bring out passions deep within. Pull me close and hold me near; take away my pain and fear. In the darkness of the night, be my beacon, shine your light. In the brightness of the sun, show me that you are the one. Give me wings so I can fly; for I can soar when you're nearby. Enter my heart, break down the wall, it's time for me to watch it fall. I've been a prisoner, can't you see? Break my chains and set me free. Strip me of my armor tight; you'll find I won't put up a fight. Release my soul held deep within . . . I'm ready now, let love begin.

Stella Awards
Time once again to review the winners of the Annual "Stella Awards." The Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald's (in NM). That case inspired the Stella Awards for the most frivolous, ridiculous, successful lawsuits in the United States This years "Stella Awards" winners: 5th Place (tie): Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000. by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson's son. 5th Place (tie): 19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.

-simple Words From A Simple Gurl-
All my life I hav been waiting Wanting, desiring To feel the way I do now I can say fancy flowery words To show you what is inside my heart I can paint glorious pictures with these words But I am a simple gurl Living in a simple world There is nothing more simpler I can say So these simple words I say to you I love you!

Love
I want to say I love you But at the same point I don't It's a fear I hold deep inside To let go I must release all of my pride If I say I love you Would it be ok? Should I wait for the perfect day? You tell me that it will be fine With an uncertain question, why? I want to say I love you But at the same point I don't My heart is broken and it scares me so To let you in would mean I have to let go You ask me do I love you? What am I to say? What should I think? I want to say I love you But at the same point I don't I ask you, will you hurt me? Will you ever break my heart? Never, I promise that to you! The answer I wanted The answer my heart needed I want to say I love you But at the same point I don't Slowly as a whipser Then a little louder I udder those three words Yes...I love you! My face gets flushed I await your reply I love you too my baby girl I promise your heart will never break again Let go of your fear and grab ahold of my hand I want to say

I Miss You But I Dont!!!!
i miss you but i dont i feel like i wanna cry but i wont im trying to hold all this pain inside just the thought of the fact that you liedsomething is telling me to hold on to something that isnt there but im not going to waste my time, it isnt fair to me or you i guess there isnt much to do i think about all the times we shared but i guess its not like you really cared i feel like there is so much to say only it fades away day by day i hope you realized what you've done cuz i should have saw this coming from day one!

I Hate You
I Hate You I hate you, I hate how you complain, I hate how you moan, I hate how you groan, I hate how you bitch, I hate how you criticize, I hate how you fuss, I hate how you cuss, I hate how you get angry, I hate how you get mad, I hate how you get up-tight, I hate how you get pissed-off, I hate how you get aggravated, I hate how you get built up, But most of all, I HATE YOU. I THINK MOST OF YOU ALL WILL THINK OF ONLY ONE THING WHEN YOU READ THIS LMFAO! FEEL FREE TO TAKE ANY OF THESE POEMS FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL USE LOL SORRY FOR THE POOR BASTARDS WHO RECIEVE THE HATE MESSAGES LOL.

~why We Hang On To Survive~
============================================== When God created the dog, He said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed. Next, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?" And God agreed. God then created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.

Blah This Week Sucked...
OK this has really been the longest week ever *sigh* hopefully I can get some of these people out of this house for good tomorrow just way too many people and I can't tolerate it. I can't be in any room alone for just 5 minutes. Oh and the drama my family has lol I could write a book on that....my uncle has a 14 year old grad daughter drawing pictures of killing her uncle/his son, his girlfriend and her little boy who happen to be taking care of her at the moment, and pictures of them killing her, and writing about how much she hates herself and yet no one wants to deal with her the girl needs help not to be brushed off thats not how it works....and my uncle also has a daughter who's a crack whore "living" in his other house, with no water or electricity so she's been staying with friends, so really the house is empty but she won't let him rent it to any one else (because when she get sentenced at the end of this month she wants to do her in home detention there in town not out in the

Fried Rats In My Car ??!!?? Nah Couldnt Be .. Or Could It ! Part 1 Yes Part 1
Ahhhh Friday .. Ive made it through the week Sanity mostly Intact .. Im back to taking mike to school since the wreck .. So Im up and Outside with My Wild Pooch Trying to get all the damn snow off the car . keep an eye on him as he's infatuated with the neighbors house...I swipe the top of the Jeep off to have a wonderful Gust of wind Blow it Right into my face . BURR .. Ok Im awake now .. after some freaking out .. swearing and doing my "there's snow in my pants Dance" .. I gather Askem up who's now bouncing around the yard with something in his mouth which im almost afraid to look at he's got a tendency to bring me Gross Mutant presents ( Another blog all together ) ..make our way back up into the house to find my wonderful son standing there looking at me .. Scared the Bajeebers outta me I scream He looks like a deer caught in the headlights and the dog runs !!! ..We laugh .and run back out to the jeep to get his butt to school Im now awake but still have my rule my left eye refuses

Fried Rats In My Car ??!!?? Nah Couldnt Be .. Or Could It !part 2 ..
Well All my cleaning is done Finally .. Scrubbed the kitchen walls .. the kitchen floor again today .. vacc'd the dog ( YES the dog) laundry started .. and its about 11 .. Im doin good actually ahead of the game .. I'm waiting on my sister Lisa .. We're supposed to have "Girls Day" Tanning .. Lunch .. Bullshit session .. Planned .. no text's no calls .. She should be here by 12:30 time for my shower .. So I ask Dorkvomit Very nice.. if he could please listen for the phone in case she calls as it was snowing and living on the road I live on I didnt know if she'd make it up or end up about 100 feet in the ditch thingie along the road to my house ...Shows done .. No call . She's on her way .. NOPE !!! 12:30 she calls Mack ( family nicname ) cant make it having a horrible day .her guy quit another job .. furnace shit the bed for the 3rd time in about a month and well its just not a good day for her .. Ok I can deal with that .. At least she called me early I can still get some things done

Bad Day
Woke up at 6. Cat flea med in the eye. Contacts out. Flush the eyes. Ow. Get ready for work. Sit down at the computer. Mouse & Keyboard not working. Cat spilled water. Again. Force contacts back in. Go to work. Alas, manager that doesn't like me! My 10:30 doesn't show up. Mmm. No break yet. Buy Keyboard & Mouse. Leave work. Did I mention.. FORGET KEYBOARD AND MOUSE? Yeah. Go back. Get it. Home. Bed. Awake. Another day at 8AM tomorrow. Lame.

Two Hearts Together As One
Knowing how your lover thinks and feels is a great concept. But in this life, some people just aren't that adept. You have to understand their body language and their mind, so always remember they are special to you and one of a kind. This world we live in can be a lonely and empty place, if you act like a fool and ignore true loves embrace. Being one with yourself and one with your lover is the greatest experience you'll ever discover. That special someone's explosive kiss or delicate touch, may not seem like a lot but it means so much. Take heed of yourself and your lovers great heart, and you'll find a love to top the charts. Don't be a fool and lose yourself to unimportant things. If you do, you'll lose the most important gift this life could bring. If you love the one you're with and they matter at all, show them how much you care and together, stand tall. True Love, the real thing, doesn't come around often and if you're smart, you'll snatch it up and never let a

Creepy
ok so the creepiest thing just happened to me. so i just got up to go to the bathroom from my bedroom. and i walk into the hall and it smells like the fresh, cold air. and its colder than it should be. then i realize that the front door is open. my room is on the second floor so i go down and close it...and its not locked yet cause my sister still needs to come home...so why is the door open? i really do not want to know.

My Seduction Style Is...
table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2> Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires. And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek. You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships. It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is. What Is Your Seduction Style?

Poetry
I see poetry every day Whole lotta rhythm not too much rhyme Full African hips sway, sway In melodious time Are you tellin' me that she aint poetry? The dance of Manjani What they call karate That summer time party Hell yeah that's poetry! The way African people move and groove is so smooooooth... It's got to be poetry. That touchdown catch My love's morning stretch Our children’s first sketch Man, you tellin me that aint poetry? You see We, we are living history of rhythm and rhyme Complex measures frozen then syncopated in time. Yeah man we are poetry. Our smooooth sun baked bodies Entangled passionately For what seems to be An eternity Damn! Now that's poetry! Poetry is Trane blowin' that horn. Poetry is Coltrane blowin that horn. Poetry is John Coltrane blowin that horn. Softly... As I sleepily... Cuddle up next to thee. Yeah... That's poetry

How Not To Cyber
Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of an online chat doesn't seem to quite get the point of cyber sex. Then again, maybe he does... Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like? Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny. Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me? Wellhung: OK Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and ca

About Me
Tell me about yourself -The Survey! Name: Kelly Birthday: August 1st Birthplace: TN Current location: TN,wishing I was in Maryland Eye color: Blue Hair color: Brown with highlights Height: 5'91/2 Right or left handed:Right Your Heritage: Dixie chick The shoes you wore today: NB Running shoes Your weakness : My daughter's smile Your fears : Losing someone I love Your perfect pizza :Pepperoni and Pineapple What would you like to achieve this year: Finding happiness ! Overused phrase on an instant message: omg Thoughts when you first wake up : I gotta pee Your Best feature: my eyes , people say Your Bedtime: whenever my girls let me lay down Your most missed memory :flying kites with my dad Pepsi or coke: coke McDonalds or Burger King : Blah neither Single or group dates : Single Lipton or Nestea : Lipton Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate Cappuccino or coffee: Frozen Hazelnut FRAP Do you smoke :no nasty Do you swear : Hell yeah Do you sing

How Can Something So Small Hurt So Bad?
My wife Toni is fond of saying that my last words on this earth will be something akin to, "hey y'all, hold my beer and watch this!" Well, I have outdone myself once again. No doubt you will see this true story chronicled in a Lifetime movie in the near future. Here goes. Last weekend I spied something at Larry's Pistol and Pawn that tickled my fancy. (Note: Keep in mind that my "fancy" is easily tickled). I bought something really cool for Toni. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my sweet girl. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer gun with a clip. For those of you who are not familiar with this product, it is a less-than-lethal stun gun with two metal prongs designed to incapacitate an assailant with a shock of high-voltage, low amperage electricity while you flee to safety. The effects are supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, but allowing you adequate time

What A Day !
I swear it was monday as bad as my day was I woke up at 6:30 am went out to start my car and it had a flat tire so okay not a great start but, I got over and changed the tire. Then on my way to work which did I mention I was late getting to ? This lady pulls out within 3 feet of me and well I hit her. The dumb ass that she was gets out and yells at me like it was my fault.She calls the cops. they take 20 minutes to get there then the cops are taking her side. finally I get pissed off and start telling the cops how she pulled out when this older man came out of his house to see what all the yelling was about. to make a really long story shorter. he tell the cops that this lady who I hit pull his same stunt once a month. Can you all believe that. So she got arrestted. Than my day got better. Thank God for small miracles.

Calling In To Work Sick
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. Initially, the new acquisition was no problem. Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen. "Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it." "You know where the button is," I protested through the shower pitter-patter and steam. "Reset it yourself!"

I Won't Stop Til I See Blood
A song I written about being a vampire... Please post your comments to let me know what you think about it.:) 1, 2 Gangrel's coming for you 3, 4 better lock your doors Gangrel, can you come out and play? I won't stop 'til I see blood I won't stop 'til I see blood I won't stop 'til I see blood I can't stop 'til I see blood (repeat) I got that gleam in my eye I'm straight from the grave Dress in all black, I'm looking for a slave Call me the reaper, you won't live to tell Call me Gangrel, I'm straight out of hell I need blood, I'm lookin for a victim The Brood, I'm with 'em Lets go get 'em Lock up your doors, and throw away the key You can't run from me, look at my teeth I'm sleeping in a casket, and kill at night I know it ain't right, but I hate the sunlight And no you're not dreaming, this is not a nightmare Cause when you wake up, guess what? I'm still there!!! I won't stop 'til I see blood I won't stop 'til I see blood I won

Wanting Something So Badly
Here it is 2:30 in the morning and I'm not sleeping to save my life...I can't sleep...I keep wanting something so badly...I don't think that you really understand...its like prayers have been answered and yet I still don't have the right stuff to compete for attention. I wish everyone wouldn't get so pissed off when I say that but it's the truth. I want to go out and have a good time, I want to be in the company of a very nice looking guy who has a blossoming personality...I don't like when I'm wanting something so badly. I don't care who reads this, I don't care who says what about it. My heart is in pieces, just when I think that someone has come along to pick up those pieces I realize that I get scared again, I'm afraid that they are just going to mince up the pieces even farther...CherryTap has brought me so much attention from people that I could never see even thinking about talking to me and finally when I feel that I'm going to feel better, I just end up getting scared again...

You Are:
You are.... The problems and accomplishments may occupy much of your time and your thinking. Yet the big issue is that you are. You are alive and aware, intelligent and capable, curious and adaptable, with the ability to feel and to experience an endless stream of wonder and wisdom. There are so many implications and possibilities that it is impossible to ever imagine them all. Yet you do indeed imagine. And whatever you imagine begins to take life when it first forms deep within you. The world that surrounds you may sometimes appear to be randomly cruel and oppressive. The situations in which you find yourself may seem painful and unbearable. Step back, though, and consider how truly magnificent is the fact that you are, and that you can know it. Realize that you can find joyful purpose in the darkest corners, and blessed fulfillment in transcending the most difficult challenges. You are life, you are love, you are kindness and purpose and joy, and the living expres