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My First Contest Please Help
Ok everyone i need your help This is the first time I have got into a contest so I figured I would give it a try and see how this works. Please try to help me out if you can it will be greatly appreciated. comment bomb me please .

*drool*
OMG...... I'm drooling here at work. I just went to clean out my AOL email which I never use and saw a notice of a new movie from MGM. My pulse jumped, my eyes widened and I completely forgot that I was at work. I must buy this book. Tonight, if possible. Or see the movie. I have to. It may not be the man who made me love the character, but it's the backstory that we only ever got a hint of in the last novel. Apparently everyone else knew about this but me since I dont' have my tv hooked up to anything but the dvd player and the game stuff. I dont' see trailers that are common to everyone else. But now I'm drooling and want to go watch "the man" and listen to that voice....

Things You Might Not Know
30 Things You Might Not Know!! by ktwalter73What are you listening to right now?: the hum of the air purifier, baby playingWhat was the last thing you ate?: hmm... veggie pizza at my friends' house!If you were a crayon what color would you be?: i've been told it's spank me pink, but i hate pink... spank me purple???How is the weather right now?: decent... about 60 FWhat color is your underwear right now?: i only wear underwear when i'm feeling sexy n kinkyWho was the last person you talked to on the phone?: jessica, calling about gaming nightThe first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: eyes, face. you need kind both for me to consider talking to youFavorite type of food?: ice creamDo you drink?: occassionally. i like a glass of wine before bed.Ever got so drunk you dont remember?: sure. but i grew out of that lolWhat color are your eyes?: brownSingle?: nopeFavorite month?: not sure... august is very very hot. i love hot weather. plus fall is my favorite season,

A Miracle Too Late
A miracle too late Why do I strive to be a better man than my father? Because I feel alone to him, because I cannot be my brother.. We can talk and talk and never work things out All he seeks is praise from others, such a shame I want to shout The man that made me is so blind to see I am nothing like him, but I am me! Oh I tried for years just to get along But it always ends in a country sad song Most men would have been so proud of things I've done I'm a man's man, not a wimpy ass clown! Oh I love woman, beer, and yes even Nascar! But I put on a suit to work, Integrity I will go far! Parenting, yes I now a thing or two I've raised 6 not of my own, even purchased their shoes They had no dad, and I was a welcome sign Stood proud in front of them, covering their behinds That is how I go about my day Giving them loving, attention, showing them the right way Yes their are days, my kids aren't good enough for you But the

Sorrow
Fuck, am I depressed. My LLW is leaving in less than a week for her trip, and I am really feeling blue. We really haven't had any opportunity to spend time together for the last month. Maybe a couple of hours a week, but that's about it. And no, we haven't had time for any intimacy, even the plain old vanilla stuff, due to illness, family and work obligations, and a host of other things. Knowing that she is leaving makes me sadder than I ever thought I could be. This morning, I flashed back to a memory of an incident just after our wedding: I was driving somewhere, and noticed this odd pattern of light being reflected onto the ceiling of my car. After a moment, I realized that the source of the reflection happened to be the light glittering of the stones in my new wedding ring. I had thought the reflection oddly beautiful before this realization, and afterward, it became even more so. Now, everytime I see that reflection, I have a physical manifestation of how beautif

Comfort In The Dark
As you walk the roads at night, I follow always just out of sight. And sometimes you may feel me near, My footsteps in your mind you hear. I see you, tense, stop and stare, I hear you wondering who is there. Deep in the dark of the night you search, But your mortal eyes cannot see my perch. A flash of light within the dark, You feel fear come into your heart. And you flee to the places of human sin, Where footsteps are lost in the crawling din. Encased in the moving crowd, You feel safe and you feel proud. Until you notice them all leer, Their actions encouraged by the smell of your fear. They pull you into the night by your hair, Your clothes they rip and violently tear. Those Strangers ignore your cries of distress, You are surrounded by enemies in the darkness. But this darkness is my home, And through it I do freely roam. Those strangers now scream and try to fight, But they are no match for a true child of the night. Soothing words I whisper like a lover in

No More Stories
Just wanted to let everyone know that i will not be posting anymore stories for people to read. Very few ever commented so I see no point in continuing doing this. I think maybe some people might have been uncomfortable with reading them and I forgot to realize that. I didnt mean to dis-respect anyone. I will post a message on my page saying that one is finished and if you want to read it, message me and I'll be happy to send it to ya. Scotty xoxoxo

My Guest Book
TheRH Cherry Rock Star@ CherryTAP Hey all Friends, Family, and Fans. I have put up a guest book, please add yourself, don't forget to include a picture of yourself. http://www.cherrytap.com/user/335594 RH

Thx For Shopping Wal-mart
Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts so bad. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer downat Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joe depositsa urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart" That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sp

The More I......
The more I talk to you The more I like you The more I like you The more I want to be with you The more I want to be with you The more I miss you The more I miss you The more I love you The more I love you The more it hurts I don't have you

I Read A Blog Today...
I have a friend here who wrote a blog...and it really touched my heart. Not because it was super eloquent or anything, but because it was honest. I can appreciate that. So Sam, thanks! The fact that you are so genuine in what you think or feel no matter the subject (or how much you've had to drink LOL) is quite refreshing!! But it did get me to thinking!! Why do we take people for granted? Im talking about the people we love most...including the he or she in your life? I don't so much...I know that on any given day, it could be my last chance. Last chance to talk with them, or laugh with them, or give them a hug, or tell them I love them. Life is too short anyway, and then its gone...and I am so sad at the idea that people forget that...The guy I've been dating has forgotten it for sure. And how do you tell them that without them thinking you are being for attention? You don't. If they choose not to acknowledge it...then so be it. And I am really saddened by the fact th

Note To The "new" Girl...
Jen, When two people are gone at lunch that is not a good time to go take a smoke break or chat it up in the back. I hope you were able to hear the irritation in my voice when I paged you for a call. I think if you didn't hear it you must have been the only one. --Juliette (who has seniority over your bitchy-ass)

Disabled
It makes me wonder whether Bush or Blair has actually taken the chance to study or look at the war works/ literature. To be able to see, feel and to go through what these soliders have to go through. This poem written by Owen again, converys the outcomes of the war, the physical defects that war can do to people. He sat in a wheeled chair, waiting for dark, And shivered in his ghastly suit of grey, Legless, sewn short at elbow. Through the park Voices of boys rang saddening like a hymn, Voices of play and pleasure after day, Till gathering sleep had mothered them from him. About this time Town used to swing so gay When glow-lamps budded in the light blue trees, And girls glanced lovelier as the air grew dim,- In the old times, before he threw away his knees. Now he will never feel again how slim Girls' waists are, or how warm their subtle hands. All of them touch him like some queer disease. There was an artist silly for his face, For it was younger than h

Simple Beautiful!
I close my eyes and imagine you, sliding up behind me.....running your lips across my neck, lifting my hair ever so softly while running a hand across my waist. I purr with the tremble you just set running through my body. I stop what I’m doing and turn to invite you into my arms, as I glide my hands around your neck. So our bodies rub gently against each other as I turn to face you. Your mouth slowly making wet soft trails down my neck and onto my collar, pushing forward, knowing I’m open to your every needs. Your grasp shows the strength I’ve needed for a long while now; I just want to melt as you make me feel like the woman of your dreams. I’ll give you my all, as you give me all in the way you love me. Your caressing lips on my breast, and your gentle tongue....hiding the craving I know will come in time. We collapse on the ground, the sun shining so bright, I see your eyes drink in my body. Slowly I undress you, kissing where I pull cloth away from your body. Awww, your tas

Very Adult Story I Wrote!!
Contains: Breast torture, non-consentual sex, objectification. D/s stuff! If this bothers you, DO NOT READ! Remember--it is just a story! I have written others as well! My Tits I am tied, my hands are tied above my head, and my legs are tied together. He gags me, but making sure I can breathe freely. He touches my tits, gently caressing them then pressing them together then letting them go and watch them fall. He takes one tit and wraps his hands around it and lolls it back and forth then stretches and kneads it like bread dough. He takes the other tit and does the same thing. The he takes the tits and kneads them up down together. Slowly at first then faster then suddenly lets the tits drop. He takes the nipples gently teasing them, by flicking them with his fingers then squeezing them between his fingers and gently pulling them. He takes the nipples and pulls upward then out then down, more roughly and grinding the nipples between his fingers at the same time. He ligh

The Game Is Over
THE GAME IS OVER I BEEN LOCKED UP IN YOUR HEART SHAPE BOX FOR TO LONG. I BEEN COUGHT TRAPPED IN YOUR GAMES AND IM SICK OF IT. JUST WHEN I THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT YOUR JUST THE SAME AS THE OTHERS........... PLAYING GAMES THAT DONT MAKE NO SENSE.YOU PLAY THE ROLL OF THE CHARMING, INNOCENT, AND THE ANGEL SENT FROM UP ABOVE, BUT YET YOU THINK YOU CAN USE ME TO BE POPULAR. I WAS PLAYING THE GAME ALONG WITH YOU, BUT I REALIZE I WILL NEVER WIN THE GAME, THERES A DIFFERENCE......... IM LOST IN MY WORLD OF DARKNESS AND THIS WOULD NEVER LET ME BE THE PERSON YOU WANT ME TO BE.YOU SAY YOU UNDERSTAND, BUT YOU DONT. YOU WANT TO DO THE SAME THING'S I WANT TO DO................ BUT CAN YOU HANDLE MY PAIN AND CHASE AWAY MY FEARS. CAN YOU WIPE MY TEARS, AND MAKE ME SMILE. ARE YOU REAL OR JUST A VIVID OF MY IMAGINATION.......... JUST WHEN I WAS LEFT FOR DEAD YOU BROUGHT ME BACK TO LIVE, BUT WHY DO I FEEL LIKE IM DYIN ALL OVER AGAIN.THERES SOMETHING WRONG, IS IT THAT I LEARNED YO

What You Wanna Be When You Grow Up, Son
NOTE: I just got this joke from my Captain while I was in USS Nicholas DD-449!!! He was in U S Navy for about 35 years!!! He is now 85 years young!! Thought you all might get a checkle out of it!! Subject: What you wanna be when you grow up, Son What you wanna be when you grow up, Son? An old southern country preacher form Georgia had a teenage son named David (AKA Bubba) and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects: - a Bible, - a silver dollar, - a bottle of Jack Daniels, and - a Playboy magazine I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself," and when he comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which

Flirts
There are many ways a person can flirt,it is so simple and so easy,most the time we don't even realize we are doing it but yet sometimes we do,we know what we are doing,it just comes natural.the smile on our face shows it they way our eyes glow when we get around certain people,makes us feel fluttery and warm and to say that someone notices,It makes us feel happy and young,that we are really alive.a touch,a wink,a tickle,or comment or compliment and such, we all know what it is and the fun in it,TO BE A FLIRT,OR TO BE FLIRTED WITH. Have a flirty day.

Ct
Hey everyone.. this is my first blog on here.. so i'm just checkin it out and seein how things work... if anyone can help me with some things on here it would be greatly appreciated :) Thanks for everything! :) -Conrad

I Am The Most Absolute Worst Person Ever
Currently I am facing a really big problem. Next Saturday I'm moving, and today it hit my Gramma that I won't be around as much. It hit her and it hit her HARD. I was talking to her about it, and she broke down crying begging me not to go. She kept saying "Sarah please don't leave, I'm old and I'm sick. What happens if I get hurt and you're not here?" That hit me like a ton of bricks. I need to get away from this place so I can grow up and expand my roots and my well being. I'm tired of living in a place that has no career opportunities or even a decent job. I'm so tired of being guilt tripped every time I wanna do something that I wanna do and something that I think is right, and it hurts my feelings to see people stand in my way of furthering my life by taking the next step and getting out on my own.

I Love You Babygirl
Once in every lifetime, someone comes along, The one special heart You've been waiting for your whole life long. Once in every lifetime, God sends an angel from above, To make your life complete Who you can give your endless love. When a love like this comes, make any sacrifice, For the best things in life Seldom come along twice. There is no love that compares to yours and mine, A love from heaven that only comes "Once In Every Lifetime."

I Wish I Could Scream This ^_^
Precious burden I capture deep inside. What would my life be without pain in me? Rely on what you need, devour what you feed. Cause what I try to breed is me in you. There's no one else to blame, this is my favorite pain And all I want to gain is myself in you I don't know why but it's the best way to die You are the trigger and my deepest desire I'm loosing you but you will always be mine Promise me now that you will enter my mind

A Question To Be...
Forbidden passions burn within Help release my sin Anticipating your every touch Let us express desires and such Caressing you as you shiver and quake Love is what we make Time being endless here Forgetting all pain and fear I take in your gaze Following life's maze Combined in soul by body Memories shared becoming uncostly Trusting in a gathered fate Will you be my soulmate

Wow. . .
Sometimes you have to sit and wonder why things happen. . . death, sickness, depression. . . My grandfather died in 2002 from lukemia. I miss him so much. And since he died, my Gramma has become a little dependent on me I suppose to keep her strong. I mean, there's 11 grandchildren, and she singles me out. I love her like nothing else in this world. My life has revolved around her for almost forever. Since my Grampa's death there's been alot of illness in my family. My Gramma lost 6 toes and she's had cellulitis three times. We've also lost one of her sisters, one of her nephews, and one of her brothers. May they all rest in peace. But this man was her rock. He didn't treat her good at all, but he loved her and she loved him. She is a survivor of Domestic Violence and he was an alcoholic. I would come spend the night with them, and play poker with him and his buddies and sip the foam off of their beers. Life was great when I was little. I have so many memories with my grandparents. I'm

Visions Within My Heart...
I want to say at the very start these words you read are coming from my heart. But, just how do I express all that I wish to say so many conversations have filled up the days. At one point where am I to begin the Lord has blessed me with such a dear friend. You've helped me more than you'll ever know how could I possible repay back,to you, I will forever owe. Whether you know it or not, you've got a certain spark and I must say...you've really touched my heart. Writing this became so very emotional for me tears began to fill my eyes so that I could not see. Hoping this friendship can outlast many years sad to say, but, I'm sure they'll be many more tears. I now want to say thank you for being the person you are cause without you in my life, I could of never traveled this far. Not knowing what tomorrow may bring, I can now say this one thing the feelings that now have been expressed, I could leave this world having no regrets. Luvs&Hugs, Me

Analglocoma
I called my boss this morning and told him I won't be in to work today. He asked, "Why won't you be in?" I told him, "Because I went to the doctor, and I have analglocoma." "Analglocoma? What's that?" "I can't see my ass coming in to work today."

True Friends
i once thought that some of my realtime friends were my best friends i gave then the chance to earn the title of my sisters and i see that some of them need to learn that they need to stay out of my life especially the ones i did not ask to butt in to the whole situation. my life and my love life are not for them to dictate i am the ruler of my destiny i am a witch and i have many friends that are witches and things that will be done will be done by the grace of the Goddess. From now on i know who to trust and who not to trust and they know who i am talking about they are on here too and yes one i have know is not behind the fact that someone will not speak to me again thanks to someone that wanted to see me happy or so she said she did when i called her crying on the phone i thought that she was there for me but i guess that she wasn't the other hurt me because i hurt her and told her that because of all that was going on i was taking her godmothership away from her over my son well

Blast 4 One Week
hey ladies im holding a contest for a blast for a week for the winner this contest will start the first sunday in MArch send me msgs inorder to apply for the contest again the one with the most bombs gets a blast 4 a week...

Virginia Beaver's Guide To Sex And Calories
It's been known for years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now, for the first time in the Western World, here are the true caloric benefits of sex. REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With consent....................... 12 Calories Without consent.................... 187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands........................ 8 Calories With one hand.......................... 12 Calories With your teeth........................ 85 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection....................... 6 Calories Without an erection.................... 315 Calories PRELIMINARIES: Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary............................. 12 Calories 69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories 69 standing up......................... 112 Calories

Poems Of Sorts
I WAS SITTIN' FLICKIN' CHICKEN AND LOOKIN THROUGH THE PICKEN'S WHEN SUDDENLY....... THESE GAURDS BROKE DOWN MY WALLS. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THEM AS THEY GRABBED ME BY MY SCROTUM AND STARTED PLAYING PING-PONG WITH MY BALLS. OH THE AGONY OH THE SHAME...TO MAKE MY PRIVATES PUBLIC FOR A GAME....

Don't Go Away Mad...just Go Away
My blood pressure is 145/100 I feel Icky People annoy me CherryTap Annoys me... Think imma go away for awhile We could sail away Or catch a freight train Or a rocketship into outer space Nothing left to do Too many things were said To ever make it feel Like yesterday did Seasons must change Separate paths/Separate ways If we blame it on anything Let's blame it on the rain I knew it all along I'd have to write this song Too young to fall in love Guess we knew it all along That's alright, that's okay We were walkin' through some youth Smilin' through some pain That's alright, that's okay Let's turn the page My friends called today Down from L.A. They were shooting pool all night Sleeping half the day They said I could crash If I could find my own way I told them you were leaving On a bus to go away That's alright, that's okay We were two kids in love Trying to find our way That's alright, that's okay Held our dreams in our hands Let

Leader Of The Most Repressive Regime Contest
I am looking for entry’s into the leader of the most repressive regime contest, rules are as follows (please repost) 1) You must be the leader of a repressive regime. 2) You must have shown a sustained lack of respect for human rights. 3) You must have been suspended from the UN or other another major international organisation within the last 5 years. 4) You must have at least $1 Billion in personal wealth stashed away in Swiss Bank accounts. 5) You must have total control of all media in your country. It's a rigged contest (to make it normal for the contestants), so any form of voter intimidation, ballot rigging, vote manipulation and general skull dagger are fine. 1st Prize Is a "donated" ex white owned farm of you choice in Zimbabwe 45 minutes with the "Pleasure girls" (contraceptives supplied) A holiday home in Pyongyang with electricity and state run TV. on tap (1.5 hours a day) A all expensive paid shopping trip to Europe with Mrs Mug

Yea!!!!!
Im so happy right now! We just heard from the lady who we were hoping to rent from and I am getting the apartment that I was hoping to get. It is going to be perfect for me and Heaven. I might have to borrow a lil bit of money but thats all good. So yeah my mood just perked up a lil bit more.

Who I'd Like To Meet:
Who I'd like to meet: Massive quantities of people of the male persuasion. Just kidding (sorta). Looking to see who is out there, maybe connect once in a while, check on each other. Nothing serious, nothing dramatic. Just hoping to make a few choice online pals. Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Chocolate in one hand, Margarita in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!" I've also discovered rather late in life I might add that if life hands you lemons make either lemonade or a damn good Margarita! In the last 24 hours I've opted for the margarita. I have this tendency to screw up good things where relationships are concerned whether they are purely platonic or of a sexual nature. However, I believe in Karma and if you set out to hurt someone intentionally then it will come back to bite you in the ass...and ten f

Wtc 1st Responders & Our Government Turning Its Back On Us
"Catch Me Now" by The Kinks - I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE DOWN AND YOU NEEDED A HELPING HAND I CAME TO FEED YOU BUT NOW THAT I NEED YOU YOU WON'T GIVE ME A SECOND GLANCE NOW I'M CALLING ALL CITIZENS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD THIS IS CAPTAIN AMERICA CALLING I BAILED YOU OUT WHEN YOU WERE DOWN ON YOUR KNEES SO WILL YOU CATCH ME NOW I'M FALLING HELP ME NOW I'M CALLING YOU CATCH ME NOW I'M FALLING I'M IN YOUR HANDS, IT'S UP TO YOU CATCH ME NOW I'M FALLING I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE DOWN YOU WOULD ALWAYS COME RUNNING TO ME I NEVER DENIED YOU AND I WOULD GUIDE YOU THROUGH ALL OF YOUR DIFFICULTIES NOW I'M CALLING ALL CITIZENS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD THIS IS CAPTAIN AMERICA CALLING I BAILED YOU OUT WHEN YOU WERE DOWN ON YOUR KNEES SO WILL YOU CATCH ME NOW I'M FALLING HELP ME NOW I'M CALLING YOU CATCH ME NOW I'M FALLING I'M IN YOUR HANDS, IT'S UP TO YOU CATCH ME NOW I'M FALLING WHEN YOU WERE BROKE YOU WOULD COME TO ME AND I ALWAYS PULL

Back To Chapter Four
I do plan to spend some time this weekend hoping to finish chapter four and then on to five of course... when I am five I figure I will be about half way done with the ebook. And then on to the next one and the next and the next...... I hope you all have a wonderful weekend.

Our Soldiers
My dearest Soldiers so little appreciation given for all you give never enough thank you's for a job done either way you come home the honor you bestow on us to wake up everyday and know you are there to protect us to the children who will grow up to be in your shoes one day those who just yesterday playing soldiers and today go off to war i pray your safe homecoming and welcoming smiles with hugs and kisses from loved ones i wish for you to come home.....

Drunken Stooper!!!
HELLO EVERYONE THAT READS THIS.. THIS IS MY FIRST BLOG .. EXCUSE ME IF IT IS KINDA JUMBLED. I AM KINDA DRUNK.. FIRST OFF I WOULD LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE ON HERE WHO HAS SHOWN ME AS MUCH LOVE AS THEY HAVE. MAN DO I LOVE CHERRYTAP! I SEE SO MANY POST THESE THINGS BUT NEVER DO ONE MYSELF.. I COULD BE A POET A COMEDIAN OR WHATEVER BUT HALF THE TIME I AM NOT.. I HAVE MY MOMENTS THOUGH.. LIKE HAHA..LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT.. YOU SAY WHAY AND I SAY CHICKEN BUTT.. OKAY THAT IS THE COMEDIAN IN ME...SERIOUSLY THOUGH..EVERYONE ON THIS SITE IS WONDERFUL! :-0~ I WISH I COULD GET TO KNOW EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.. ANYWAY.. BLAH BLAH... HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT MORNING, GOOD AFTERNOON AND A GOOD NIGHT...LOVE YOU ALL...

Really Sore
Ok, I may sound totally gay. But when you wake up in the morning or after a nap and you stretch one of your legs too far for your body to handle and you get a really horrible pain/cramp and you have to move your leg to get rid of it? Well yesturday afternoon, I took a nap. and i was still laying in bed so i stretched my leg too far for my body to handle and the pain wouldnt go away. So i got outta bed and realized i couldnt bend my leg back! My foot was just like laying there and i had to use all my muscles to get it back up to normal. So tonight I went bowling and everytime my muscle stretches it hurts soooo bad. I need like a deep tissue massage. Any people up to that? lol.

No More Drama
Okay so I am a flirt? is that so bad??? I am here trying to get to know you and make some friends and maybe see where things go...but just cause i flirt does not mean i want to be with you...if i wanted to be with you i would tell you so...I got to many people jeleous or telling lies about me just cause they take my flirting wrong...and its hurtful because i try to be a good person and honest...i dont lie about my situation and what im intrested in and what im looking for. So don't judge me for my flirty way...just cause i flirt does not make me a whore slut or bitch....... If i tell you i like you i like you if i tell you i love you (prob wont happen) i love you and if i tell you i want to be with you I want to be with you...but unless i tell you those things then dont be mad when i deny you. Its also hurtful when someone pretends to be intrested in you and they tell you they are and then turn around and get with someone else or ignore you...just because im a flirt does not mean you s

Happy Hour Stash Ratings....
Stashes have been building up over time. I have, personally, built over 660 stashes since October 2006. Some have stashes that are far better; some have only begun to build up their stashes. In the meantime, a bulletin is posted that was reflective about folks that have indeed focused updating their stashes in their pages. See below for more details....................... Rating stashes during Happy Hour is the fastest way to gain points! Each Thumbs Up equals 4 points for you and 4 points for the owner of the stash! Below is a list of my friends with large stashes. Check out your own friends too! It's interesting to see what you do or do not have in common with your friends! Celticrose is better now yay :o)@ CherryTAP/cherrytap.com/user.php?u=540660&friend=540660" target="_blank">okiegirl7262@ CherryTAP 1700+ items in stash Sweet Okie Brat@ CherryTAP 900+ Celticrose is better now yay :o)@ CherryTAP 590+ karen878806 of The Confederate Bombers Of

Join Me Please
SHOW STARTS 10 CENTRAL TIME!!! DJ CLANDISTINE IS ON AIR NOW!! GET YOUR ASSES IN THERE!! (repost of original by '*~*UNDISCOVERED SOUL*~' on '2007-02-23 19:36:11') (repost of original by '~*~*Simion~*~*' on '2007-02-23 19:36:53') (repost of original by 'Lesson Learned~Wraith of Slovenia of Lestats Dark Covenant Family~' on '2007-02-23 19:37:33') (repost of original by 'Canadas¢¾BADDEST¢¾brunette¢âRATE MY PROFILE AND FAN BEFORE ADDING ME' on '2007-02-23 19:38:47')

Random Poetry
Maybe you will know how it feels to be all alone. Walls closing in on you in your own home. Just you and your thoughts everywhere you roam. to sleep in a bed with sheets as cold as stone. Maybe then you will know how it feels to be alone. All alone in a crowded room, impending thoughts of doom Something you cant shake, too much pressure nothing left to do but break Cant take it, wont take it, make it stop before i snap. enduring this isnt living life, its more like a trap Fighting these thoughts away Giving everything you got just to keep them at bay. will you give in when it all comes tumbling down. Even with the walls crashing, you wont hear a sound Its deafened by your world falling apart. im sorry to say, you were fucked from the start. Maybe then you will know how it feels to be alone.

Forcing Friends
Forcing friends always is a weird thing for me. How can you meet new people unless you meet new people. I always here from friends and family.. "oh tim you gotta let them come to you" Ummm that has never happened. I always have to be the one to start conversations. Or just bitch and complain til someone recognizes me. It makes me think about this story at school. I play football at High school. I left my gym bag in the gym and couldn't find it when I came back. I went to the administrative office the next day. Asked the lady "Has anyone turned in any bags?" She goes.. "What school do you go to?" I"m like here She goes.. I never met you before. I"m like of course not. I"m here every day. Which is really sad cause the only people that seem to get lots of girls or guys are the bad ones. Thats from my own personal experience. You always here about the broke ass people on welfare who have 8 kids .. isn't that funny? I'm also getting sick of contests.

Next Week
well i volunteered to go to a combatives class, next week. which translates into i get to spend 8 hours a day for 5 days getting my ass kicked. when that is done, i volunteered to spend 2 weeks doing the same thing, but its level 2 which pretty much means the same thing, but worse. who knows maybe they will hurt me during the training. it could happen, then again i might hurt someone. thats life right we volunteered to go to the class. i am the only one in my company, who is crazy enough to volunteer for stuff that can get u hurt. i know what your thinking, im an idiot.

To A Dear Friend
YOUR IN GOOD HANDS NOW YOU CALLED ME ON THE PHONE TOLD ME YOUR WHERE GOING HOME TOO STAY THE THOUGHT NEVER CROSSED MY MIND THOUGHT YOUR WHERE GOING HOME TOO SEE YOUR KIDS YOU WOULD BE BACK IN AWHILE THEN I READ THE PAPER TODAY IT FINALY TOOK YOUR LIFE IT FINALY TOOK YOUR LIFE YOU BEAT IT FOR MANY YEARS YOU HAD YOUR UPS AND DOWNS NOW CINDY DONT BE SO SCARED CHORUS YOUR IN GOOD HANDS NOW NOW CINDY DONT BE SO SCARED YOU WANT FILL NO PAIN NO MORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO TAKE IT I GOT SO MUCH ON MY MIND YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME I QUESS YOU WHERE TRUE BUT THAT THOUGHT CROSSED MY MIND WHY IT TOOK YOUR LIFE CHORUS THEY ALWAYS SAY WHEN YOU HEAR A BELL RING AN ANGEL GETS ITS WINGS AS I WRITE THIS ONG FOR YOU THREE GOES OFF ONES FOR YOU TWOS FOR MOM THREES FOR MY DAD BECAUSE IT TOOK HIS LIFE TO CANCER FINALY TOOK YOUR LIFE YOU BEAT IT FOR MANY YEARS YOU HAD YOUR UPS AND DOWNS NOW CINDY DONT BE SO SCARED YOUR IN GOOD HANDS NOW NOW CINDY DONT BE SO SCARED

One Single
This is fairly sad stuff so thats my warning! The few things I regret in life are things like not being more social when I was in school, not finding my soulmate, not finding my career yet, and not being closer with my family. The later comes into effect today cause my grandma had a hysterectomy. I think that has to do with the uterus. She is in the hospital and dad and I are going in the morning to see her. She is still unconscious. I don't know how successful it all went cause you never know. She was in real estate for a while since her husband died. I didn't know him very well since he died when I was around 8. That was one of the first things i remember as a kid was going to his funeral. Seeing everyone not say a word. Its was kind of eerie cause when you are at a eulogy you tend to speak about him but they never did. I understand why to some extent. Its hard losing a love one but when that loved one is kinda hurtful and causes a lot of history that I will ne

~ He Gave His All ~
HE GAVE HIS ALL HE GOT ON THE BUS THIS MORNING WITH HIS DIPLOMA IN HIS HAND NOW HE'S OFF TO GO TO BOOT CAMP WITH AN INVITE FROM UNCLE SAM HE WORE A CAP AND GOWN LAST EVENING UNDERNEATH A SUIT AND TIE NOW HE'S OFF TO PUT ON CAMOUFLAGE WITH A TEARDROP IN HIS EYE HE LOVED HIS HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART AND SHE WORE HIS HIGH SCHOOL RING SHE WAS THE SWEETEST OF THE CHEERLEADERS HE WAS CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM LOOKING FORWARD TO A WEDDING HAD TO SET ASIDE THEIR PLANS 'CAUSE HE JUST GOT HIS INVITATION TO A PLACE CALLED VIET NAM NOW COLLEGE WILL HAVE TO WAIT AND HIS JOB'S BEEN PUT ON HOLD HE WILL NEVER WEAR HIS SWEETHEARTS GIFT OF A SIMPLE BAND OF GOLD HE GAVE HIS HEART TO HIS ONE TRUE LOVE HE GAVE HIS SOUL TO THE MAN UPSTAIRS HE GAVE HIS LIFE FOR HIS COUNTRY AND NOW HE'S EVER IN OUR PRAYERS NOW HE GUARDS ST. PETER'S PEARLY GATES IN HIS DRESS BLUES AND GLOVES OF WHITE HE'S THE BEST DAMN M.P. IN ALL OF HEAVEN WHO STANDS IN GOD'S ETERNAL LIGHT HE GAVE

Coming Soon - A One Man Band
So lately I've been pretty bored. Usually when I get this way I'll go straight to my guitar and shred away for a few good hours. But I've been feeling like it's starting to get a little old. I know there's tons of music out there I still haven't learned yet, but even knowing this doesn't motivate me to keep up with the instrument. But recently I've discovered my dad had an old drum kit he got from a friend that he wasn't using. I said "HOT SH*T, THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO!" It was the perfect solution - more music with a different instrument! I had been thinking of learning the drums and fate just happened to supply me with one. I was like a boy during Christmas morning. For the kit I'm going to help my dad clean out the garage he kept it in. This is the most exciting thing that's happened to me in a while. Starting on a new instrument that i can rock out on makes me about as happy as throwing myself in a mosh pit. Hopefully this will make me a better overall musician, songwriter, and p

Hmmmm
Well everyone on here , seems to think I tell it like it is. SO here we go, I hope your ready. WHats a friend anymore , i really would like to know. And I thought you are suppose to stick up for those that u love and have a friendship with. WHat happend to the world today! What happend is I ratted i guess u can say I knew a friend of mine was going to get hurt so before he found out the hard way i let him know. Well he knows now, and she is mad that i told. Thing is if I didnt tell him, and he found out later i knew, i would loose a friendship that i had , and i been friends with the guy for 6 yrs, but now She is telling everyone that I am sleeping with him, and that is why. so yeah i am a little hurt, ok more than a little alot. I dont know why people have to start drama, well then to make it all worse she is marrying the guy she was cheating on him with , and i seen the myspace about that today. Pretty messed up stuff. Im just done I dont know who to trust, or i guess how far a frien

To All The Kick Ass People!!
YOU ALL ARE SO F@*#ING COOL!TO EVERYNE WHO HAS SHOWN SUM LUV!I AM GOING ON THREE MONTHS NOT USING DRUGS!!HELL YEA!LIFE IS SO MUCH BETTER WITHOUT IT.I HAVE MET ALOT OF COOL PEOPLE!MY FAVORITE IS THE 1 THE ONLY SOUTHSIDESFINEST!THAT SHE IS!!THIS GIRL HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR ,AND A HEART OF GOLD!AND SHE IS A CRAZY ASS!WELL THANKS TO EVERY 1 OF MY FRIENDS&FANS!!

Something More
My saved soul has been planed down to the size of a tooth-pick That passes through your pupil with a force of aggressive ruthlesness It's the only use for a tooth-pick among the toothless You could try to swallow it, but you can't even chew it Double the injection the medecine is useless Confiscate the wandering, curious, discurdious abomination Languishing in the pits of a deep boot-print The breathing fantasy, I don't know if you're ready Few are ever prepared for my collision with reality Running scared when it turns out that I'm exactly what I make myself out to be Grin that leaves no room for scorn You will be reborn In the image of a fifty foot worm with two hundred hearts You can't learn the language until the screaming starts The onslaught is far from done You still haven't released the safety on your gun Sputter as you suck mud And i dance a two-step across your lungs

Loss
I was posting comments to my friends when I got a phone call To night.I have a friend that I some times work with,he all ways comes over to my house to have a beer and shoot the shit with me.He drinks way too much!so he went in to REHAP,was going to spend a week there.He came home early,this was last Friday.he asked if I wanted to come over to his place and have a BBQ,I said yes.He was going to pick me up SAT.morrning,I waited until 1:30 then went out.He was found dead in his house,it was his Brother that called.I left tons of massages on his phone. I feel so lost to night,he was some times my boss but he was always my Best friend.I will miss him.May you find Joy were you are STEVE. ~Your Friend~

Bored In Nc So Far!
Since i moved, i haven't gotten the time to go out @ all yet. I'm SO bored, last night, my left hand got me drunk & my right hand tried to take advantage of me. I said "NO!". My hands & I still aren't on speaking terms! I hope you all enjoy the shit my BORED mind thought up. If you don't, GET A FUKN' SENSE OF HUMOR!!

Definitely Not For Those Offended By Sex!
The slave lay in her bed lonely, with no Master to touch. She looked down at her unshackled wrists and groaned in frustration. Closing her eyes she imagined being tied spread eagled on the bed. Hands and feet held tight with thick rough rope. Mouth gagged as her Master approached the bed. She could see the look of fear and longing in her mind, as he grinned and held the cat o nine tails lovingly. He ran his hands through the thick braided leather that made up its wicked strands. She could hear it whistle through the air as he cracked it over his head and brought it down on her sensitive breasts. She groaned as she imagined the thick stinging welts rising on her pale smooth skin. Reaching down the slave started rubbing her smooth hairless pussy lips feeling the juices flow freely as her imagination soared. She saw her Master grabbing clamps and cruelly placing them on her nipples as she tried to squirm away. She groaned as she imagined him slapping her face hard for daring to even t

Poem Snippet
A thousand rivers will fall but they'll never exist to you when all I am is a voice and ear. What I feel, what you do to me, will never materialize to one who's farther and farther away. God forbid if I need you.

Fighting In Marriage (funny)
If you are married go get the video of the ceremony (those of you who aren't pay attention) now watch the vows, no where in those vows does it say "when you fight you must fight to the death, no settlements", for the love of God even though we all "know" we are right in an argument say "i am sorry or say "you are right" *even though you know they are WRONG AND YOU ARE RIGHT DAMMNIT*. It doesn't make you anything but a good spouse and if you plan to stay married until you are 98 and you can't do this then don't plan on finding another person to help you find your false teeth.

Two Hundred Bucks
One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings. She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?" The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want." So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one." Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together." Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look. A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend C

Love Is Like
Love is like an unsheathed sword. When two are trying to keep it bright, One pulls the grip, One holds the sharp blade tight Like it's the best reward. It's strange, But all can change. You are the one with the handle. And you will not pity your partner clenching cold steel. Even seeing his bleeding skin, you won't feel. Why? Don't you remember your hands on the blade? When there was no help, no mercy, no aid. Don't you remember your own pain, And your suffering in vain? You should have to remember. But it's like the old ember, From the fire of the gone passion, And your partner won't get your compassion.

With Her Smile
I walk within the sunshine of her heart and breathe all the beauty that surrounds me. I walk within the sunshine of her love and untie the ribbons of the gift of happiness. I walk within the sunshine of her soul and I become the white butterfly.

Remembering My Grandma....
In Loving Memory of my Grandmother.... Helen Frances Spencer-Call 9/9/1920 - 2/24/1987 Though in reality, it's been 20 years since you have departed from this life.. It still feel's like only yesterday. Missing you so very much and Loving you even more.. My Solace is that one day I know, we will be together again in Heaven and my oh my, the catching up we have to do.. When I first see you, I don't know whether to duck for the ass whoopin I know you're going to dish me for the poor decisions I have made or to just grab you up and hug you... I'm sure we will figure it out.. All My Love.. Yesterday, Today and Alway's ~ Jackie Thank you for the gift of love, now you're sharing it up above. You had many things to say. All in a caring way. You always saw good in everyone, No matter what they've done. You were always the one we could all lean on. Even though it must have felt like a ton. You were always the strength of the family. Now we must let you rest calmly. As

A Spur Of The Moment Work In Progress
I really felt like writing right now, so I did. Here it is. _________________________________________________ If I had a song to bring everything wrong in me up to the surface to be washed away. I'd sing it out loud, scream it up to the clouds But it seems that these things will not give in today. They stay there inside yet they don't try to hide, hell I wear them like medals pinned straight to my chest. And each day I rise to see they multiplied in me A new problem born for each one I've confessed. Everyone judges but my harshist critic is the one that I see in the mirror. Cause I beat myself up and I shut myself down long before my own face can appear. - I want to break out. The chains that I polish are holding me down. Rid myself of the sadness and all the self doubt Yeah, I want to break out. I see the whole world through these rose colored glasses. My own my life I see through the dark tinge of pain. I've tried a new tac

Hero_ Song
There's a hero if you look inside your heart. You don't have to be afraid of what you are. There's an answer if you reach into your soul and the sorrow that you know will melt away. And then a hero comes along with the strength to carry on and you cast your fears aside and you know you can survive. So, when you feel like hope is gone look inside you and be strong and you'll finally see the truth that a hero lies in you. It's a long road when you face the world alone. No one reaches out a hand for you to hold. You can find love if you search within yourself and the emptiness you felt will disappear. And then a hero comes along with the strength to carry on and you cast your fears aside and you know you can survive. So, when you feel like hope is gone look inside you and be strong and you'll finally see the truth that a hero lies in you. Lord knows dreams are hard to follow, But don't let anyone tear them away. Hold on, there will be to

This Is Proof That People Are Mean To Me
"Subject: attention whore, much? Seriously, you and Coke Head both need to back off, stop looking at my Myspace and Livejournal page, because it proves the theory that you're a stalker... When you get done sucking him off for his affection, feel free to tell him that I don't have his back pack, and that its sad that he has to steal money from honest good people (who are going to better themselves and not work at Mapleside for the rest of their lives) because he has an addiction he can't support... I don't believe for one second that anyone stole anything from him... What would be the quickest way to try and take the blame off of yourself than to make yourself look like a victim? Awww, poor baby... Even if someone stolen shit from him, it's called karma, obviously he deserved it... After all the money he's stolen from numerous people, he got his karmatic retribution... And next time he calls my phone sweetie, I'll be more than glad to call the police, because him being a coke head, I

Whats Up With Micheal Waltrip ??
I wasn't home to watch qualifying for Sundays 2nd points race but when I got home I checked the results (listed below) My reactions were as follows .... Jeff Gordon > pole.."fuck you Gordon"... Mark Martin qualifies 3rd > .. ""man he's doin good in that new Chevy !" .... Dale Jr.. starts 5th >> " holy shit, WHOOYAA, Gordon won't be in first for long !!"" Readin down the list ... blah, blah ,blah... Did not qualify MICHAEL WALTRIP ..>> WTF First I thought GREAT !! karma finally got him for Daytona. This is where I started getting a lil pissed.. I watched the inspections for Daytona and I saw the interview with Waltrip as the beginning steps of getting caught started to unfold and I watched him lie right thru his big fat lips.. After getting busted for the illegal fuel alot of people and drivers were upset that he wasn't ejected from the race (me being one of them) How was this fair to the other drivers and teams.. You cannot say 'oh he's just a driver he

Retarded Grandparents
RETARDED GRANDPARENTS (this was actually reported by a teacher). After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Arizona. Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a wrecked center, but they must have got it fixed because it is okay now, and do exercises there, but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but in it, they all jump up and down with hats on. At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape! Sometimes they sneak out. They go cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat

Me
Ok, for all those that want to know the true me! I have Multiple sclerosis, which is a long-term disease that evolves over a period of 30 to 40 years. It’s a chronic generally progressive disease of the myelin of the central nervous system. It is NOT CONTAGIOUS! It replaces the myelin with scar tissue. It can not be cured, but it can be control to a degree with medication and exercise. For some people is can be crippling and/or worse. For me it just means: I’m not allowed to get behind the wheel of a car...NOT EVERYONE IS THE SAME! I have days when I get tired fast, or days when I don’t feel good...but hey, can you name someone that doesn’t? So please, DON’T JUDGE ME WITHOUT KNOWING ME!

Existence
So I am thinking that our own existence is based off of our own experiences. Me personally I have had some horrid experiences. Take my latest for example. You start talking to a guy, you have every possible thing in common......or so you think, and you find out he is a liar. It makes me wonder if life is what you make it or is life just a big freakin' joke? What is the purpose of life? Do we wander around until we die and become worm food or do we go onto a higher plain where we find inner peace? I for one do not want to wander until it is my time. Some people do not realize what affect they can have on other people, Simple lies can turn into another persons demise.

Funny Quote
I went to see how my grandma was at the hospital today. She had her uturus removed I think. She had some cancer cists on there. Very scary. What did she say when I walked into the room? "I can't have children anymore!" Hahaha the lady is a trip. Just from that I knew she was going to be fine. She walked around the wing of the place. She was tired and went back to bed. So that made me feel better.. My dad got his car tire stuck with a nail in it. So i gotta go get him at the auto shop. have a great weekend everybody ~Timmy~

Are You A Dumb American?
You Are Not a Dumb American You got 7/10 correct. You know a good deal about American history, but there's some basic facts you have wrong. Time to go back to history class! Are You a Dumb American?

Well Hi There Everyone
well today is pretty good somewhat i love being on hre everyday talking to the people that i am beginning to care for or the ones that i already do. there are alot of u that make me laugh and happy everyday and some of u just make my day and i love u guys for that. i want everyone to now that i am a very caring person and i love everyone the same . well i am going for now love hotchick3

Ashes
The windows to her soul are distractions from the whole. The present space and time nolonger mind a pleasant stroll. A specific amount of peace 5 fills the air when she speaks, Her voice reminds me of angels gliding over the beach. A simple little gesture, just a sigh as she thinks, 10 is such a simple pleasure she can bless upon me. shes hotter than the weather when its a thousand degrees and no one does it better 15 like shes the d.o.c. she doesnt need a gangster Ashleys already ogee she doesnt need a gangster what she needs an emcee 20 everybody smashes when she passes them in traffic shes known to cause crashes when she batts her eyelashes 25 complexion.....faultless like it was supermodel fabric s

Take Me..
Devils stare.. Burning flesh.. Eternal longing.. Thoughts lingering... Do you want me? a whisper escapes.. Do you need me? a faint sound escapes once more.. Touching skin.. Soul searching.. Fire burning.. Heaven forbid... Do you feel my desire? as I slowly melt into you.. Can you touch my soul? as I give into your will.. Take me... Writen By: Interesting Soul

Dust Storm?!?!?!
Ok so I'm in north TX not west TX and it's all orange outside with 50 mph winds....This fucking sucks. Not to mention extremely eerie looking..I am just glad the games finished up before it rolled in. Well it pisses me off that I washed my damn car yesterday...Shoulda known better. OK FINISHED RANTING FOR NOW.... I'M SURE I'LL FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO BITCH ABOUT LATER. Like the fact that I did just dust the house and there is red sand coming in around my fucking door!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....

Get Down
You better get down, in case you didn't know Here i come breaking through the lobby's front door First person I see standing is hitting the floor Nobody fucking move and don't say a fucking word and noone will get hurt until I start getting bored Then I start nailing hands to the floor and feet to the walls There's only room for one hero in this story He's alredy dead on the floor so don't try nothing funny Pay very close attention to the fact that I'm not agitated and jumpy I'm moving so fluid I'm drippy and runny Rocket propelled molasses I've been up all week and I'm far from crashing Sucker-punching people wearing glasses Crying huddled body slashing But this isn't about me, this is about all of you ass grabbing Eachother in your underwear at gun point for my sick enjoyment Of your terrified embarassment While I preform shot gun barrel man on man sexual harassment

Blah F***in Blah!
ok so this is the first blog ive done and i dont really know what to say. i like this site its cool n shit and alot of people i know are on here so thats all good too! i would like to find more peeps on here that i know and stuff so i can have more friend! ok well thats all for now ill talk to everyone laters! sara

Cognizance
Perhaps it is a certain resonance; a thrumming that blots and blurs rational thought. This and that and then the other; but in what order were they meant? The concepts skew and loose definition whilst they swirl through the sieve of thought, slipping through the whole into an oblivion of never having been.

To My Best Friend
If money grew on trees I'd plant an orchard or two If time could be bought back I'd buy you a year or two If tear drops could be uncried I'd do that for you too. And if your heart is every broken I will do my best to fix and make sure it beats my name forever in your chest. If I would swim the deepest ocean crawl across miles of broken glass fight off the toughest armies to see you smile at me. I make you this promise that when we both have gone gray that my feelings for you will never ever change.

Single!!
The life of being single! It's not as cracked up as people may think. I hate it at times because there is nothingin my life to love. Don't get me wrong single life is great at times but it gets old when everyone you know around you has a special someone to love. And you are sitting there with no one to love! Guys can be real mean. Girls (lord O Mighty) can be just as bad and make the restof us look bad. But they say there is someone out there for everyone!!! We sal see!!!

Life
Why do parents never want to let their children go when they decide to move out? I don't get it. I'm going insane. I moved in with a friend of mine and now my mother is trying to play the guilt trip or get me pissed off by disrespecting my boyfriend and my best friend.

The Beginning Ii
What is it about the beginning of a friendship that makes you want time to stall so that it does fly by so fast that words are forgotten to be spoken. Why is it in the beginning you start missing the person the minute they leave and smile grow huge when they comeback to make you want to tell them everything about you and not hold nothing back So darling if this is the beginning of something big I want you to know I hope there is no end

Scramble For Iraq's Oil Begins As Troops Start To Pull Out --bp, Shell, Exxon And Conocophillips Want To Enter Iraq
Scramble for Iraq's oil begins as troops start to pull out --BP, Shell, Exxon and ConocoPhillips want to enter Iraq 23 Feb 2007 We are about to find out if the invasion of Iraq really was a war for oil. The country is on the verge of Scramble for Iraq's oil begins as troops start to pull out --BP, Shell, Exxon and ConocoPhillips want to enter Iraq 23 Feb 2007 We are about to find out if the invasion of Iraq really was a war for oil. The country is on the verge of passing a petroleum law, which will set down rules for investing in its oil industry. That will set off a race among the foreign oil giants, scrambling for their slice of Iraq's vast oil riches.passing a petroleum law, which will set down rules for investing in its oil industry. That will set off a race among the foreign oil giants, scrambling for their slice of Iraq's vast oil riches. http://news.independent.co.uk/business/analysis_and_features/article2296884.ece

A Circle Of Friends
A CIRCLE OF FRIENDS But what is a friend?A confidant? A shoulder to cry on? An ear to listen? A heart to feel?A friend is all these, and more.No matter where we met, No matter how long we've been togetherI call you friend.A word so small, yet so large in feeling, a word filled with emotion, a word overflowing with love.Truly great things come in small packages.Once the package of friendship has been opened, it can never be closed.It is a constant book always waiting To be read and enjoyed. We may have our disagreements, We may have our disappointments, We may argue, we may concern one another, But friendship is a unique bond That lasts through all tribulations.A part of each of us goes into our friendships Our humor, our experiences, Our tears.Friendships are foundations Necessary for life and love.Friends - you and me -You brought another friend And then we were three We started our group, Our circle of friends. There is no beginning There is no end.

My Opinion
I AM NOT TRYING TO CAUSE MORE DRAMA JUST VOICING MY OWN OPINION! BULLITIN POSTED EARLIER TODAY I don't want none of ****** ******* bar trash at my ********* ****** *** u will be banned he's just pissed that I got better ideas then he can come up with so any informates will be banned also. We are a full blown Bikers clubhouse and we don't want the pukes in there (I BLANKED THE NAME OF THE LOUNGES AND OWNERS NAME OUT SO I AM NOT NAMING ANYONES NAME OR LOUNGE IN PARTICULAR) THIS BULLITIN WAS POSTED BY SOMEONE ON MY LIST SO I REPOSTED IT THEN I WAS TOLD TO GO DELETE MY BULLITIN BY A CT BOUNCER I THINK ITS WRONG NOT TO ALLOW US OR OTHERS THIER OPINIONS WHEN SOMEONE IS CAUSING A PROBLEM THIS IS THE SAME LOUNGE OWNER THAT HAS BEEN CAUSING OUR BAR PROBLEMS WE DID NOTHING TO THIS PERSON BUT OPEN OUR OWN LOUNGE BUT HE HAS BEEN CAUSING PROBLEMS AND MAKING THREATS TO US AND OUR MEMBERS AND EVEN SOME OF HIS STAFF THAT HAVE SINCE QUIT HIS LOUNGE T

Addendum!
We now have blizzard warnings until Sunday night at 6 p.m. Oh, happy day!! And the snow is falling again. The weather experts, lol, say our total should be 18 to 20 inches! I hope they don't cancel school on Monday!

My Soul
i feel like i'm fallin i can hear the devil callin searchin for what he feels is his but this dude ain't givin him shit imma fight for what's mine i'll fight him to the grave no matter the time it may take, i'll fight the devil back when i get a repreave from the beast hit the sack and get off the leash come back and look the reaper in his teeth i'm satans archer man i made him quiver when i pointed my heart right to his liver unleashed every ounce of anger and emptied out the chamber he tried to take my soul and didn't succeed so if ya wanna fight back stand up behind me

A Thanks To All That Care
On Feb. 5th my son had a real bad seizue. It caused him to have a stroke. He is paralyzed on his left side and has to have a feeding tube. We are now home, but still don't know what caused all of this, or whats wrong with his brain. He turned 1 today, but is mentally back to being a new born. When I came on here tonight for the first time since, I was amazed at the out pour we have recieved from fellow tappers. I hope this reaches you all. Thank you for all the prayers and support, we will keep you posted! Here is a movie I made today. Please watch and comment on it! Leave all the prayers you can.

Anticipation
waiting suxs i am sick of waiting... we have to wait for almost everything these days.. maccas drive thru they say can u plase pull over to the carpark and we will bring your burger out...which i think is a load of shit coz if i wanted to wait i would go inside to order... waiting for a bus suxs to... your at the stop and you are on time... however, buses being buses cant tell time and are either very early and u miss it or very late so u piss everyone u r meeting half hour ago off... hospital waits are the worst... u ring and say my kid has a temp of 40+ and they say bring em in straight away so the doctor can attend to them, when u get there as per instructions u r told u have to wait... My kids friggin sick here and unresposive...please take a seat and fill out these forms and the doctor will be right with you... 4 hours later u r still sitting there cause by this time the doctors gone home for luch or dinner... really really pisses me off... then there is the wait for someo

Update :p
Just thought I'd let y'all know that there's one less Wal Mart in the world right now. Apparently one of the tornadoes flipped the damn thing over. Along with the McDonalds across the street. I'm having pics taken as I type this... might make for some interesting viewing. (apparently that's what the National Guard was called in for. When a Wal Mart flips over... shit comes out ((looters too))) :D

Desire
Desire Crimson nor yellow roses, nor The savor of the mounting sea Are worth the perfume I adore That clings to thee. The lanuid-headed lilies tire, The chageless waters weary me. I ache with passionate desire Of thine and thee. There are but these things in the world- Thy mouth of fire, Thy breast, thy hands, thy hair up-curled, And my desire!

Albino Raven Poem Part 2
The raven's are gathering Only the Albino stand alone What does it mean Is it a pandora's box Out with the old In with the new Joy & hope verses pain & sarrow Is the a sense of justices Be a part of something Verses standing alone Are the gathering birds laughing at the albino raven Or is the albino raven laughing at the other ravens The paradox of it all Do the ravens gather to take souls To heaven or to hell What is the role of the albino raven To return the soul To judge the soul Forever more the ravens gather Forver more the albino raven stands ALONE

Thinkin
ive been doing alot of thinking.. i know bad huh lol... just about life, family, guys, people, work.. shit a little of everything... family-i love my family to death. they are my life. if they werent around i dont know what id do.. work-im so ready for this vacation that is in 6 days.. maybe ill be able to clear my mind... who knows .. but i do know i am so so so ready... it will be good to get out of texas.. guys- im just confused as always when it comes to guys. i really dont know.. i do like a guy.. yeah.. im not gonna go into that right now .. people- dont know where to start here... people need to learn to mind their own business.. and dont talk about people if u dont know them at all.. come on people this is not high school anymore this is REAL life.. so GROW UP and GET A LIFE and STAY OUT OF MINE!!!!

The Best Comeback Ever !
One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him, and his troops,everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands, and thank them for being willing to serve,and fight, for not only our own freedoms but so that others may have them also. But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at yesterday, on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha. He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the U.S. flag lapel pin the cashier wore on her smock. The cashier reached up and touched the pin, and said proudly, " Yes, I always wear it and probably always will." The woman in the burkha then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi. A gentleman standing behind my son stepped forward,

Crying
Crying alone it is to be never letting anyone see, How I hurt, how I suffer I pretend I am tougher, It is by far the better to seem to be the go getter. Always trying to be bright shelve it all for the night, No one sees, no one knows they see, smiles and glows, Suffer this in utter silence or pay the price of penance. Bound in chains of despair to tell all I do not dare, Stupid me, it is my fault because I'm always such a dolt, Why can't I just be normal, stand up straight and be tall?

Ahhhhh
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH edfqewjuqweqefewjfdnqdnqjdnqiwudniudnqjwdn qwdnqwdnqwndujdnqwdnqwjndiqjndiqndiqndqand qandqwendqjndwndwqndqdnejwqnfqjdnbqwjndqdq kdmwkefnwqjndqwjdnqejwnfqewndfejnfeqw ok now i feel a bit better.

Drunkenness
Yeah my dad is smashed.... Its really depressing being around him... seeing him stumble all over the place... slurring his speech... talking to the dogs... Thats not even the worst of my day... but id rather not get into that in a blog... Lets jus say its about boys.. yeah boys.. nothin but trouble.. *sigh* i duno... im sick and tired of being depressed. I jus wish that i could get away from it all... Sometimes i really do feel that everything would be better without me here.... Sure i do some good, but its not enough to weight out the bad in my life. A few of you know what im talking about but if you dont, dont be discouraged.. things always have a way of working themselves out... *sigh* this is my life...................

Leos Rock..great To Know I Am One
LEO: The Lion in bed Great talker, Sexy and passionate, Laid back, Knows how to have fun, Is really good at being a Great kisser, Unpredictable,Outgoing, Down to earth, Addictive, Attractive, Loud, Loves being in long relationships, Talkative , Not one to mess with, Rare to find, Good when found

Soul Mate Or Heart Mate?
Everyone always talks about finding their one soul mate because that is who they're supposed to spend the rest of their life with. But I don't see it that way. A soul mate can be anyone that you have a past life connection with, male or female. Someone special that can be in your life either for a moment, a month or for many years. They can be there for you for many things & then suddenly be gone, their purpose in your current life served. Some you'll have an intimate relationship hoping they'll be the ONE, but they turn out not to be. Hopefully they'll still be in your life though. A heart mate on the other hand is the ONE. The one person that your heart connects to that you know from birth is out there somewhere. Did you ever have a feeling of emotion that you didn't know where it came from? It's your connection to that one. Ever feel moments of tenderness or like someone is thing of you? It's that connection again. You'll know them in a single breath at the first look into their eye

I Must Be A Moron..
Ok so am I out of my mind? I must be a glutton for punishment or something for putting myself through what I do. Yes this is one of those bash on relationships type blogs.. Cause I hate going places and seeing people walking around all happy-like with someone they love. Mostly I hate it cause I have no one to love like that..and honestly..I don't think I ever will again. I'm pretty certain my not-so-subtle hints towards someone aren't doing a damn thing..highly doubtful I'll get him back. After 7 years or so of friendship one would think you could get that through your head..uh..relationships from "long-term" friends don't work..regardless of how bad one of them wants it to. And I know..I know..shame on me for trying for a long distance relationship. Maybe I have attachment issues..actually I think I do..considering after 3 days of sleeping in the same bed with someone you've "known" for that long I fell in love with him..and I'm still falling. And all of it means nothing. And it makes

Why Write A Song When Somone Eles Said It Perfectly.
I did not write this.... Sometimes I lie awake in bed Thinking about the things you said So lost for words, so lost to tell you how I feel So terrified of changing what I thought was real It's too bad, you're gone It's too bad, you're not alone And I know that you couldn't see That it's too bad that you're gone And not here with me Standing here, trying to make some sense of this There's nothing between us Still I can feel your awkwardness You're so lost for words So you just tell me I'm your friend There must be one reason Only one reason in the end It's too bad, you're gone It's too bad, you're not alone And I know that you couldn't see That it's too bad that you're gone And not here with me So why are you pulling away It must be from things that I say And I'm thinking you're thinking of him So why do I even care at all

!@#$$&^%*&^
GOD too long to delete people. I feel like to make new profile and keep it limit on friends list! ^(*^*&%^(%%*^&% yes I am bitch, oh wait a min.. nah I am not, I am sweetie *^*&^*&^ fuck! meh sound like I am bitchy eh? LOL shall i make new poem?

I Give Up
I give up. I cant believe i let myself care about you or even like you for that matter. I meant everything i said to you but i am doubting everything you said. I dont care if you did mean everything you said. You hurt me and i dont think you care so you know what i dont care. If you did mean everything you said then prove me wrong until you do that I am done.

Value Of A Smile
Value of a Smile A smile creates happiness in the home, Fosters good will in business, And is the counter sign to friends. It is the rest to the weary, Daylight to the discouraged, Sunshine to the sad, And nature's best antidote for trouble. Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed or stolen; For it is something that is no earthly Good to anyone until it is given away. And if someone is too tired to give you a smile, just give them one of yours. For nobody needs a smile as much as those who have none left to give. For all those in need of a smile, I have one right here waiting for you - or I can ask Madison to share one; it might be toothy as she is missing two front teeth!

Beer Commercials
In these modern times, the concept of workmanship, of taking pride in one's craft, has gone the way of Nagel paintings, the Thompson Twins, and Vision Street Wear. And nowhere is this more evident than in the sorry state of our beer commercials. What? You say the beer commercials of today are just as good as those of the past? Nonsense! Peel back the scales from your eyes and gaze unblinking into the gaping maw of inarguable truth. Let us go back to the 1980s, the Golden Age of beer advertising, to see how far we have fallen. Take the gloriously whimsical Miller Lite campaigns. In one classic spot, comedian Rodney Dangerfield is called upon to win a celebrity bowling tournament. His team implores him, "We only need one pin, Rodney!" thereby setting up a moment of high drama. Can lovable loser Dangerfield pull off the seemingly simple task under intense pressure from his middle-aged cronies? Our hero proceeds to roll the ball dead-center down the middle of the lane and, thou

New Recipe
I got up this morning and went in search of coffee as usual. To my dismay I found there was no sugar or anything similar. Suddenly it became apparent that the only two options were no sugar or strawberry flavoured syrup... I went for for the syrup and was a bit suprised to find... it works... very well. I think I'll have that more often.

Military Wisdom
Military Wisdom I "A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. - U.S. Marine Corps ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." - USAF Ammo Troop ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over th

I Am Turning Into Quite A Geek
Well after I found the drupal community site and joined lots of groups they are having a coffee chat and so I should be able to tell them about the Scarybirds project and hopefully they can point me in the right direction in terms of modules to be installed and manuals to read. I had to load IRC chat to join the group, I am such a dimwit I downloaded the mac version, yes I know I am thick as mince this morning, anyway they operate on PST so I will have to stay awake. I think I got up to early

Gettin Away
Someone once said to me," Jeff, you spread your self too thin." I have come to realize when one takes on the whole world, whatever that world may be, one must have an escape plan in place. Strictly speaking for myself, I have to "recharge" sometimes often, sometimes things are not so draining and these are the good times. I like to fish. That does it for me. Love and Peace to all, even those demanding SOB's who cant handle things with out blaming others.

My Heart
It’s not only hate Fighting my heart. Cause I do love. So maybe I don’t Fight for myself. But I do fight. My tears are falling Not only from pain Cause I can laugh. I love I fight I laugh. For my friends, for my soul mates. They are what I need the most. They’re my heart. And no Human can live without a heart.

Are You Going To Help Me
In 1989 an 8.2 eathquake almost flattened Armenia, killing over 30,000 people in less than four minutes. In the midst of the uter devastation and chaos, a father left his wife securely at home and rushed to the school where his son was supposed to be, only to discover that the building was as flat as a pancake. After the traumatic initial shock, he remembered the promise he had made to his son: "No matter what, I'll always be there for you!" And tears began to fill his eyes. As he looked at the pile of debris that once was the school, it looked hopeless, but he kept remembering his commitment to his son. He began to concentrate on where he walked his son to class at school each morning. Remembering his son's classroom would be in the back right corner of the building, he rushed there and started digging through the rubble. As he was digging, other forlorn parents arrived, clutching their hearts, saying "My son!" "My daughter!" Other well meaning parents tried to pull him of

Maybe
OK maybe I was a little too hard on Men and women with my last blog, and sometimes I don't see the "whole picture" I have met some people on here who get some/ ALL of their attention from comments and rates that they would never get outside of Cherry tap, not that this makes it right but I guess they all deserve a little, I still can't help but wonder why they need all this attention,something I'm sure they all blame on their parents in theory I sure as hell don't need it, but its nice to know that others are rating my "Art" and liking it, or at least they are rating it for something if not for me or the Art itself but it helps them get points for me too and more if during a happy hour so "cheers" rate on. I use to look at the world like most of you do today with hope and thoughts of brand new days and fun maybe exciting nights,when a simple hello from a Pretty stranger meant I was doing just fine,it was going to be a good night, but life has changed me, sadly I think I brought all o

Hey You
Yeah, you with that "I've got nearly enough on my plate but I'd like a serving of you dressed in nothing more than massage oil" look in your eyes. You know, I'd just love to kiss you. I've got this kissing urge that goes way beyond lips and skin and saliva and tongue. You know, that sort of kissing urge that just leads on and on to all senses tingling and screaming and begging for more. Yeah, I'd love to kiss you Full, firmly on the smacker so that our breath mingles and the sweet secretions of our mouths, open to each other, blend and brew. I'd really like to kiss you - can you tell? And then, My hands as the servants of an exploratory mind would search your face, your head. Phrenology a study that wants examining further. Your neck, that smooth highway from your mind to your physique I would suckle and lick to find Your pulse. Your lifeblood. I'd like to take the lobe of your ear between my teeth and tease your aural sensibilities with th

Blood!!!!!
as the blood runs throw the vaines fealing the blood pump thinking of the knife bracking the skin and watching the blood cover the floor relizeing the pain is leaveing the boody no more pain no more life now whares the fun it that screw that ill bleed but not from the vain pain is my life and i love my life

Breathless
I'm not too fit, I'll have you know I'm overweight and rather slow But when I run, I manage; though I'm breathless! Though in the past it was not thus, I am not one to swear and cuss, Except that, trying to catch a bus, I'm breathless! When as a youth, I used to play With sweet young ladies in the hay The girls would be the ones to say: "I'm breathless"! At sport I'd always stay the course I was as strong as any horse But now, with just a little force, I'm breathless! I guess my life has reached the stage When these things happen at my age. If all my passions I assuage, I'm breathless! I have my annual body checks And find out if I need new specs. But sadly, when I'm having sex, I'm breathless! No longer, now, do I aspire To climb a mountain, walk on fire; Instead I curb each wild desire - I'm breathless

Drama
ok So my partner and i had a baby 10 months ago and we used a sperm donor. He signed a contract and now he has been taking us to court for full custody. I am trying anywhere fo rhelp. My lawyer sucks and I really need a better one but i can t afford one other than the legal aid office. There is a company called LAMBDA legal that I called, and I told my lawyer about them cause they will co councel with her and help her out cause they deal with this kind of case daily and they might know another avenue that we havent tried yet. Well she was screaming at us on te phone and told us that she thought it was a slap in the face. All the while we told hr we didnt want to step on any toes and that we knew casue she was a free lawyer that she had a high case load and we figured this would help. Well I havent herd from her in 2 weeks. He gets him every other weekend, They get to take him to a whole nother county 2 hours away. the judge wont let me know the address of where he is. He takes him all

Good Morning From Snowy Wisconsin!
Oh, yeah! We got our 20 inches for sure, lol! And it's blowing all over the place. Damn, I wanted to go to LaCrosse. Never fails, I get the itch to go somewhere, do something - like get a new tattoo, new piercing, go to a concert, check out a live band - in the middle of a storm! Tell me there are blizzard warnings and I'm on the road, lmao. It's my rebellious nature, I think!! Issue a challenge and You're on!!!! Thanks to all who have shown my niece some CherryLUV! Sweet Pea is having a really good time, lol! I do love her little Divas!! Muah! Need to get a decent camera so I can do my Salute! It's way past due; should have leveled up yesterday at some point, lol! Feeling restless - not a good sign, lmao! I'll blog more later, I think. Hope everyone is having a wonderful weekend! Much love and warm hugs, everyone! Blessings all over the place! Later, my friends!

The Worst Of Two Evils?
I SAW THIS SOMEWHERE AND I NEED TO SPEAK MY MIND. (NOT THAT'S THERE'S MUCH LEFT AT THIS POINT). LITTLE PICTURE: YES SHE'S A WOMAN. USA HAS NEVER HAD A WOMAN PRESIDENT BEFORE. OH THE UNKNOWN. YES, SHE IS A POLITICITION. WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT ENTAILS. IT'S ALL A GAMBLE. NOW FLASH TO THE PRESENT PRESIDENT: PRESIDENT BUSHBAG. CAN SHE BE ANY WORSE THEN HIM?!! SERIOUSLY. ONLY ONE WAY TO TELL. BIG PICTURE: A WOMAN PRESIDENT. HMMM... WHY HASN'T THERE BEEN ONE? BIG BOYS CLUB? MEN ONLY? HAS ANY OF OUR LAST MALE PRESENTS DONE WHAT IS GOOD FOR 'MOTHER' EARTH AND ON A WHOLE? BESIDES HER BEING A POLITICITION, DON'T YOU THINK THAT A WOMAN'S THOUGHTS, BELIEVES, MORALS, ETC. MIGHT BE A "SHOT IN THE ARM" FOR USA & WHAT USA STANDS FOR, & HOW OTHER COUNTIES VIEW US? I KNOW I'VE OPEN MYSELF TO A HOST OF BACKLASH & COMENTS. HELL, BRING IT ON...THIS IS AMERICA! ^;;^ ^;;^

First Class Pro Wrestling Resutls! (02-24-07)
First Class Pro Wrestling Presents: Fatal February @ Jimmy's Country Place in Bushnell Here are the results for the show... Main Event FCPW Champion Neil Faith VS Blade Walker (Blade Walker takes the win over Neil Faith) FCPW Light Heavyweight Championship Match. Fatal 4 Way Kris Anderson vs. Jay Icon vs. Remix vs. Freestyle (Jay Icon and Kris Anderson start the match with some chain wrestling and then Remix and Freestyle show them up with some moves of thier own. At that time, Jay Icon and Kris Anderson attack Freestyle and Remix to begin the Fatal 4 Way. After Jay Icon dumps both Freestyle and Remix over the top rope, Kris Anderson then gives him a gut punch followed by a high knee to the chest, and finishes Jay Icon of with the infamous Spinning Spinebuster to get the pin and become the NEW FCPW Light Heavyweight Champion) FCPW Interstate Title Match Champion Sgt. Hardcore VS Pretty Boy Lloyd (Pretty Boy Lloyd takes the win by submission) There were several gre

Most Unique Tattoo Contest
Hey guys and gals , My husband is in a contest right now, It started last night at midnight and I really, really want him to win. If you could go and comment him I would greatly appreciate it. Even if you can only leave a few, every one counts. So please, if you have a extra few minutes stop by and leave a comment or two. And as always you know if you need my help with anything all you have to do is leave me a message and I will do the best I can. Thank you very much to all my friends and family stacey

Daughter And A Vibrator
A mother hears a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom, so she opens the door and finds her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What the hell are you doing?" the mom asks. "I'm 35 and I still live at home with my parents. This is the closest I'll ever get to having a husband," replies the daughter. Later that same week the father hears the humming noise and finds his daughter with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" he asks. "I'm 35 and I still live at home with my parents. This is the closest I'll ever get to having a husband," replies the daughter. A few days later the mother hears the humming noise coming from the den, so she bursts into the room (quite annoyed) and is surprised to see her husband sitting on the couch, watching TV with the vibrator buzzing away next to him. "What in God's name are you doing?" she asks. "Watching the game with my son-in-law!"

Dedicated To My Grandma Moses
(This was written in 2003 - but I was given some Grace and some peace today , so I reposted this in honor of this Wonderful Woman - I love you Grandma Grace!) Today, I have been granted the honor of saying a few words of remembrance for the wonderful woman who graced our lives for 95 years. Many of you know her as Mom, Grace, Grandma Grace, or Great Grandma Grace, but to me she was always Grandma Moses. Not really sure how that name came about, but it was a special name I know, maybe for her wisdom, maybe because she enjoyed making us laugh or maybe one day it came out and stuck. It occurs to me that we are all sitting here thinking about the same wonderful woman. She is probably somewhere right now giving Grandpa Max an earful or possibly chasing him around trying to grab his ear for something he did. And there is no doubt in my mind that they are both smiling and laughing like they always did in those playful times. Many stories come to mind when I think of Grandma Moses. Grandma w

Nicholas
My 1st grandson is now one week old and the beauty of the newness can overcome any inner pain. I know he is one of Gods ways of keeping me on track and showing me why I was placed in my life and how much I am really needed. With all the daily struggles, Nicholas is a beautiful reason to keep going and his young spirit gives me strength to breathe a little easier. (for those who haven't asked; I "live" with a depression disorder) Key Word: "live"

Woo Frigin Hoo.
We slept a whole 12 hours. Woo hoo. It was seriously nice ♥ I feel better :) My ankle still hurts like a bitch though and I'm getting sick and tired of people on here trying to pull shit over me :) I love sprite, its yummy. =P Anyway, please rate this blog! Puhlease. ♥ ♥ ♥

Alrighty The Tats Are On My Arm
I actually got three things on my one arm. Its cause I have a hell of a tat artist and great friend. He should be joining this site soon. But I will be posting pics. I just got done driving back from orlando fl. its about a 5 hr trip. so my arm is a lil swollen I'm a lil tired. So they will be up soon enough I promise.

I Cant Send Comments Yet :(
Hi everyone i am sat here waiting to be allowedto comment apparently i used my daily allowance forcommenting :( So i will get them at some point today. So please dont think im ignoring you all I'm not im just waiting to be active again lol Have a great day Huggers Tigsy

New Blog~embraced~
~Embraced~ Current mood: ~Peachy~ Category: ~Writing and Poetry~ Your chin on my head I feel your warm breath My cheek against your chest I hear every heartbeat Your arms tightly around me And mine around you Your leg draped over mine I feel loved I will time to stand still So that i may remain ~EMBRACED~ ~Patrice~

Very Sad
this is for my friend who's man asked her to marry him then he died the next day The day you asked me out I simply said 'I shall think about it' What a foolish mistake You loved me And I loved you I should have just said yes When you asked me that question All I said was 'I shall think about it' You said 'When will I get the answer' I told you I'd tell you the next day You simply turned away Then you said 'What if tomorrow never comes' Then you left All that night I thought Then finally I said I'd say yes I went to bed Thinking all was well in the world The next day I got out of bed Watched T.V And saw that a man had died in a car crash It was you... For you Tomorrow did not come And now... Whenever someone says 'I'll tell you tomorrow' I say in return 'What if tomorrow never comes'

Time For A Stretch.
So, I haven't been writing blogs very much lately. I've been spending most of my time on the net actually conversing with different people. I have quite a few friends on here, and I really do make an effort to talk to whomever is on at any given time. Sometimes I get a reply... and sometimes I do not, but the ratio is in favor of those who do, so you have my gratitude. I enjoy a good conversation, but every now and again, I need this kind of one way expression to complete a thought or idea. I have some really good friends here now. Good ol' Sunny and Eddie keep me well plugged in to what's going on with them, and they are great people. Be sure to go see Eddie about getting the very best graphics done for your CT page, or for any other website. I have yet to see a task be given to him that he can't accomplish in short time, and with stellar results. If I'm shelling out so much as a dime for any graphic work in the future, I won't give it to anyone else but him. Artists are rare enough,

No Ripping Pics Out Of Firegirls An Fireboys Play Time
CANT FUCKING PEOPLE READ THERE IS TO BE NO RIPPING OF PICS OUT OF THIS ALBUM IF YOU CANT RESPECT THIS ILL CLOSE THE ALBUM!! THE NEXT PERSON THAT RIPS A PICS ILL CLOSE IT FOR GOOD. WE SPEND TO MUCH TIME SEARCHING FOR THESE PICS JUST FOR PEOPLE TO DISRESPECT OUR WISHES.

Krazeedave
Ya know, i can tolerate a lot of things, but this guy takes the cake. One of my sketches was recently rated a 5...now that i don't care about, if it is because you disagree with the value of my art, but when you rate me a 5 because in his words "If you're not female and naked you will never get a 10" it burns my ass!!!! I just wanted you ladies out there to know what kinda guys are on here...some of us are somewhat normal...and some are just lookin for something to pound off too......now that i've vented i feel better...Remember ladies KRAZeeDave is only gonna rate you good if ya show him your goodies.

... Nightmares.
Gyah. I had one of those nightmares last night. One of those really really bad nightmares. The kind that you HAVE to wake up because otherwise you die. Well and the kind where all of your muscles contract resulting in waking up. It started out me being at an office building/apartment building. It's the apartment building that I always live in in my dreams when I live with my dad. Except this time I believe that it was in Chicago. Some stuff happened first but I don't really remember it. I had a kitten who was almost a year old.. she was female and black. She herself had just given birth to kittens. I'm starting to remember the stuff I couldn't remember. There was a man there.. a cop actually.. someone had promised that I would take pics for him. I had my digital cam there.. I didnt really want to.. an older woman had promised. He was a heavier set guy.. young though and affable enough. I found some clothes to wear.. one of them I remember most being a veil. I'd wanted a b

Simple Devotion
Would you dance with the devil if he beckoned? When he crooked his wicked finger and wiggled it in your direction, expecting an immediate response, would you obey? Would you sigh at the devil’s song if he so chose to serenade only you? As his deep voice was carried on the Southern wind, would your blood hum and resonate his devotion? Would you shiver when the devil embraced you? When his powerful arms overtake and command submission, would your knees weaken and would you succumb to his whim? Would you close your eyes when the devil kissed you? Or would you stare into the hopeless void of passion and supremacy, losing yourself willingly to his control. I have danced with the devil. I have sighed as his voice rang through my soul. My body trembled when he took me into his arms and his kiss sent sparks through me as I lost myself in his gaze. Submission becomes a simple act when the body is broken and the mind controlled. Submission becomes an act of love, when the body

Mmm Subject...me!!!
HI ALL!! I'm Valerio, i'm from italy,but i love woman from everysite LOL. I'm 19 and i live in Rome,i love to go out whit friends in the evening and get drunk whit them,but i'm a serious boy during the day ;)..i go to gym and i can't complain about my phisic,i'm a very likeable guy but also sweet and affectionate whit who deserves it..then i don't know what also i can write here,you just can ask me!! See you all!! :D

Thinking
Signs of things that come too soon Face the reaper at high noon Destiny of all mortals due Lives that end to make all new Icy touch of deaths sweet hand Comes to all in times demand One moment is all we have to live Only now is the gift we have to give All too soon we depart our flesh Making way for others fresh Who have to learn the lessons we know Take their falls and in time grow Time moves on we turn to dust All is as it should be in this we trust By R. Thomas Dinsmore

She Is Not Me
She is not me, but she has my fair skin and striking blue eyes. She has wild, unruly blonde hair, with just a hint of red. I can almost see her appearance unfolding as I look through my own past. She is beautiful now, but she will not be in a few years. Her hair will be impossible to tame, and she will hate the freckles that kiss her face as the sun begins to find her tender flesh over the next few summers. Her eyelashes and eyebrows will disappear, leaving only a cupie doll pucker and the blue of her eyes, like saphires in the snow. She will not be attractive until her teens, but will not know it for years. It will not be model beauty, but more her body embracing her character. I know her pain is not mine, but I feel it. I do not remember being her age, but there are pictures. Not many pictures, maybe five or six. They are not her, but she is there, looking back at me. She seems so lost. I can hear her thoughts, her worries. Where is her mommy? People say she will ge

Unfinished
this is no new incision this is just a slight revision the religion's in remission match-heads give the warmth i'm missing lips are frozen from ice-kissing can you taste the song i'm spitting? don't you tell me that i'm missing i've been found since the beginning decipher this rejection can you read the words i'm spelling? enter the obsession this is not a tourist destination everyone scream for a little more blood on the dance-floor the introduction for the angel of coruption say hello with a bitch-slap salutation made up of components not standardized by regulations patience king-god , please be patient well shall find our satiation i have seen the future and the spill is grand don't ask me what the future holds ask to see the blood on my hands

"since 2002, Pretty Much All The Intelligence That's Come To Us Has Proved To Be Wrong."
"Since 2002, pretty much all the intelligence that's come to us has proved to be wrong." Diplomats say U.S. intelligence on Iranian nukes is thin 24 Feb 2007 Despite growing international concern about Iran's nuclear program and its regional ambitions, most U.S. intelligence shared with the U.N. nuclear watchdog agency has proved inaccurate and none has led to significant discoveries inside Iran, diplomats here said. http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-usiran25feb25,0,4451045.story Cheney's plane diverted 25 Feb 2007 The plane of US Vice-President [sic] Dick Cheney has reportedly been diverted to Singapore because of mechanical problems. Mr Cheney flew out of Sydney en route to the United States on board Air Force 2, a Boeing 757, about 9am today after a four-day visit marred by violent protests, arrests and traffic chaos. [Rendition!!!! --CLG reader] http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/cheneys-plane-diverted/2007/02/25/1172338452183.html

Two Songs I Wished I Had Wrote!
Blue Murder Out Of Love Ooooooooooh I'm standing here looking at your photograph I can't believe I'm all alone and you're not coming back On and on we rode the storm I sometimes wish I'd never been born Alone here i'm crying out for love When times were hard We struggled through A long, long time ago But things have changed Much more than this I never thought you'd go Taken in my tears subside I'm feeling lost Can I survive without you, I'm outta love again My heart here cries out in pain All the nights when you held me tight Life was good and love seemed right And now I'm here I can't believe you're gone You used to say love would never die But you were wrong and I've just died inside I'm outta love again -- I'm outta love again Taken in my tears subside I'm feeling lost, can I survive without you I'm outta love again The love we shared will never ever die inside my heart I swear I never dreamed that we would ever drift apart On and on we rode the storm I sometimes wish I'd

My Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 133 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Anouk-girl
Girl girl girl When I hear him talk Ooh my mind gets blocked girl Speak up 'cause my jaw is locked Which is good, good for me girl It hides like a warning sign But I'm too blind to see Speak up yes I'm coming down With an ice cold fever Ice cold fever Ice cold fever Still got my hands they're clinging So I just keep going I don't know where I belong Could I belong to you No I don't know where I belong Could I belong Girl girl girl Get it while it's hot they say You see I'm burning up here I want to but I just can't stop And it hurts It hurts like hell girl You turn me inside out and upside down Ooh you got me head over heels I'm stuck Yes I'm coming down with an ice cold fever Ice cold fever Ice cold fever, aha Still got my hands they're clinging So I just keep going I don't know where I belong Could I belong to you No I don't know where I belong Could I belong Could I belong Still got my hands they're clinging So I just keep going I

Listen Up! Family/friends/fans........hacker Warning!!!
kenneth bush: Hacker Warning HACKER WARNING !!!!!!!!!! > I JUST RECEIVED THIS FROM ANOTHER GROUP SO PLEASE WATCH OUT FOR THIS > PERSON WANTING TO JOIN. > If somebody called bum_tn@007 hotmail com adds you dont accept it > because its a hacker. Tell every one on your list because if somebody > on your list adds them you get them on your list. He will have access > to your IP computer address. So copy & paste this message to every one > AND fast Just got this from Werewolf by Night! Take it to heart!

Rude People On Ct?
well, I guess it's finally happened, there are enough people on here now that there are bound to be some nasty ones that clique together and gang up on people. When I joined here originally, there were ess than 200,000 people registered on cherrytap. Now, there are over 700,000. I made my first mum today and got an introduction to the nastier side of cherrytap. I knew it would happen. I knew the grownup atmosphere of the site could only be a facade. Check out my mums if you'd like to see the action LOL :D

Question?
AIGHT, IF ANY OF YOU HAVE NOTICED, I'M NOT A TRACK GUY, I'M A STASH VID GUY. ANYONE KNOW HOW I CAN GET THE SONG FUN TO THINGS FUCK BY NOFX, OR TOCATTO AND FUGUE IN D MINOR BY MY OBSESSION VANESSA MAE TO PLAY OVER MY PROFILE. REMEMBER I'M A LAZY FUCKER, AND THE LEAST AMOUNT OF WORK AS POSSIBLE TO DO SUCH A THING WOULD BE KEWL. IF IT INVOLVES BELLS AND WHISTLES AND SEARCHING FOR SHIT THOUGH, JUST FORGET ABOUT. JUST FIGURE I WANT TO SHARE MY TUNES WITH YOU PEEPS. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL P.S. NAKED AND WATCHING IDOL HANDS.... CLIP, AND OH MY GOD THIS IS WHY I LOVE JESSICA ALBA!!!

Hope This Doe Not Offend Anyone But.......................
I AM SINGLE. I DO NOT WISH TO OFFEND ANYONE..I WILL NOT LIE..I FLIRT A LOT...WITH MORE THEN ONE PERSON..IF I SAY SOMETHING YOU DO NOT LIKE TELL ME I WILL APPOLIGIZE. I LIKE TO CHAT AND CHAT ABOUT WHATEVER HAPPENS TO COME UP IN CONVERSATION...WHEN I DO FIND A LADY FRIEND YOU WILL ALL KNOW CAUSE I WILL STOP FLIRTING WITH EVERYONE AND WILL ANNOUNCE IT IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS WITH THIS PLEASE FEEL FREE TO WRITE ME OR COMMENT ME, OR SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE...OR IF YOU WANT CALL MY CELL PHONE AFTER 3:30 PM CAUSE MONDAY-SATURDAY I WORK FROM 4:30 AM TILL 2:30 SO ANYTIME AFTER THE 4:30 I'M ABLE TO BE SHOWERED AND TALK 541-733-0560. THIS IS PERMISSION TO CALL ME AND FEEL FREE TO DO SO...UNTIL THEN I AM GONNA FLIRT WITH WHOEVER WANTS ME TO FLIRT WITH THEM TO ALL MY FRIENDS, BRIAN "RADICALRED18" THOMPSON

Tired Of Injustice...tired Of The Schemes...
ok...so here's another one of my rants...and its only cuz I wasn't allowed the chance to defend myself and my friends...I'm sick and tired of people actin like they know me when they don't...you only know what I chose to tell you...that doesn't mean you know shit about me and my friends...that doesn't mean you know shit about my life...why attack me when I stuck up for you? yes I understand that when you're hurt you tend to lash out at people...but wtf was the point in making peace with me just to turn around and twist the knife that you had already plunged into my back several times before...then again...wtf was the point in me giving you yet another chance to do so...I gave you the benefit of the doubt...I believed that you were sincere this time...I should have known better...that's why you wouldn't tell her to contact me when I asked you to...you didn't want me and her to become friends again...and the second I did...well...I became the enemy again...yes alot of stuff happened...an

Last Day
Today at work we had a meeting to tell us that we were all losing our jobs due to the restaurant closing down. that was about 25 people. most of which who really need this job. I felt bad for my manager cause u had to look everyone in the face for weeks and could tell us. i guess its always hard. i hope i never have to feel that feeling.

Think About It
What you speak and think about, you bring about! Your words, your dreams, and your thoughts have power to create conditions in your life. What you speak about, you can bring about. If you keep saying you can't stand your job, you might lose your job. If you keep saying you can't stand your body,your body can become sick. If you keep saying you can't stand your car, your car could be stolen or just stop operating. If you keep saying you're broke, guess what? You'll always be broke. If you keep saying you can't trust a man or trust a woman, you will always find someone in your life to hurt and betray you. If you keep saying you can't find a job, you will remain unemployed. If you keep saying you can't find someone to love you or believe in you, your very thought will attract more experiences to confirm your beliefs. If you keep talking about a divorce or break up in a relationship, then you might end up with it. Turn your thoughts and conversations around to be more po

Sometimes I Wonder
Sometimes I Wonder Sometimes I wonder How it would be If there were no you And there were no me. Without you in my life I would surely die; You mean that much to me I could never lie. I do believe that God above Created you for me to love; And if we go our separate ways I'll think of you till my dying day.

It Pissie'ss Me Off That I Send 2 Peaple 2 This
cherry tap's ,&, I don't get aknoledgement 4 it exsept that I get chewed out 4 going 2 fast on rateing picture's ,franklly who give's a fuck do u want an rateing then my comment's ,or, comment's 1st then rateing ., I mean goddanm who care's aslong as u get a great rateing 2 ,4 fuck sack's.

Who???
who will I be loving?The one who loves me the most Who will I be kissing?Only one person. Who will I be making love to? The one I should be with of course, Who is he?You ask? A name is not relative. There is a right one who,...For everyone It is up to you,to find them.

The Celts
Dont be misled by the wonderful music and images of Enya. Th ecelts were a very warlike and in many ways cruel peoples. They spread across Europe and then across to the UK. There are still a few Celtic nations. I am a mix of three, Welsh, Cornish and Breton. All classified as 'b' celts. There are other nations including Eire and Scotland, both 'a' celts. The native languages are still spoken although I believe that now the Cornish speaking society may have come to an end. Essentially a pagan culture never theless they evolved into an important part of society and many customs still remain. There is a shamanic tradition in celtic society and it i sone which I try and follow. For those still reading there is also a strong movement in the UK of Celtic Christianity. Personally I believe religion is ones own decisin and how we arrive to Christ if not the same as another, is no reason to be called pagan. The Celts have a strong belief in nature and the spirit of the earth. Is

Why Do People?
Why do people put up for a cherry blast to gain points for peeps comming to their page to rate and comment, then when ya get there they have it blocked so you cant give them comments. Is it just me or am I just a newbie cherry that dont know any better?

Online Love
The love that we share Is undefined No one understands The ties that bind We have never met Not face to face When you are here My heart speeds it’s pace Miles away Wishing you here Never to meet Is my only fear Crazy and stupid Some people say How could you love Someone that way Thinking of you All day long I question myself Is our love really strong My heart is involved Do you feel the same Playing with emotions Is a dangerous game Love me or don’t There’s no in between Be honest be true Don’t creep or be mean Honesty and trust Respect from both I follow these rules This is my oath The love that I offer It’s all up to you If you take it Please just be true

Lincolns 1st Inaugural Address
When ever I hear someone talk about what a great president lincoln was it makes me sick! Anyone who regurgitates the bullshit about him freeing slaves makes me sick. All you have to do is learn about the man, who never hid the fact that he had no interest in freeing slaves. Why do politicians still envoke the name of lincoln? Because they know you all believe the false history that has been beaten into your head beginning in grade school. If the general public ever learned for themeselves the truth about the civil war, it would very likely happen again. Thats why the govt. controlled schools continue to support the lie about slavery. I really feel sorry for blacks who believe in lincoln, they think he and the north cared so much for them that they would invade and kill for them? Blacks where republican pawns after the war and thats where the real hatred for them began in the South. I know history is boring and doesn't matter to most people on here but please read this and do your own r

Im So Sick Of Crying... So Sick Of Trying... I Kno Im Smilin... But Inside Im Dying
What Makes A Dad A Dad is a person who is loving and kind, And often he knows what you have on your mind. He's someone who listens, suggests, and defends. A dad can be one of your very best friends! He's proud of your triumphs, but when things go wrong, A dad can be patient and helpful and strong In all that you do, a dad's love plays a part. There's always a place for him deep in your heart. And each year that passes, you're even more glad, More grateful and proud just to call him your dad! Thank you, Dad... for listening and caring, for giving and sharing, but, especially, for just being you

A Day After Work....(one I Need To Happen)
It is a cold February afternoon, and it has been a long day for me at the office. I pull into the drive and park in the garage. I come in the house with a sigh and hang my keys on their hook and lay my briefcase on the table and walk into the living room. As I round the corn, what do I see? The most stunning woman with brown hair with auburn highlights, the most beautiful golden brown eyes, and a devastatingly wicked smile. She is leaning against the wall, sipping lightly from a martini in her hand. She appears to be wearing one of my white dress shirts and a red tie, but nothing else. The fireplace is reflecting off of her eyes and the glass, and she smiles and runs her finger around the rim and asks in her sexiest voice, "Do you want some?" As I move closer, I say "You have no idea" and take a drink of her martini. It is cold and feels good going down. At that moment, I lean forward and run my tongue up her neck to her ear. I see her neck ripple with goose bumps, not knowi

For Tha Ladies
Another Womans Prayer Dear Lord.. I pray for... Wisdom- To understand a man Love...... To Forgive Him And Patience...For his moods Because Lord if I pray for strength.. I'll just beat him too death!

Favorite Quotes About Attitude
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." Herm Albright (1876 - 1944) "While we are focusing on fear, worry, or hate, it is not possible for us to be experiencing happiness, enthusiasm or love." -Bo Bennet author "Year to Success" "Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. " -Lou Holtz "She would rather light candles than curse the darkness and her glow has warmed the world." -Adlai Stevenson (02/05/00 - 07/14/65) politician and statesman, Governor of Illinois "You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses." -Tom Wilson (08/01/31) cartoonist, creator of "Ziggy" "An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heaven, spreading itself like oil over the troubled sea of thought, and keeping the mind smooth and equable in the roughest weather." -Washington Ir

Out Going Message
This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School(California) staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough schoolwork to pass their classes. ___________________________________________________ The outgoing message: "Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making selection: * To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1 * To make excuses for why your child did not do

The Right Way.......hehehe.
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLOND" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES

Piss On You
yeah 40 ounce malt liquor make me wanna tell you something. Rollin round, sittin on dubs. Countin the hours, was high on shrubs. Coolin in my Escalade. Man I'm paid, I got it made! Take me to your special place. Close your eyes, show me your face. I'm gonna piss on it! Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love. I don't even want none of the above. I want to piss on you! Yes I do. I'll piss on you, I'll pee on you. sence your body, your body is a Porta-Potty. And my pee I'd kick, like it know's karate. (knows karate) I'm gonna pee on you. drip drip drip pee on you.piss on you piss on you. And you'll never fell quite the same when u get a whiff of my Hershey stains. I want to poop on u too. I want to pee in your food. Only thing that make my life complete is when I turn your face into a toilet seat. I want to pee on you, yes I do, yes I do I'll pee on you I'll piss on you. Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love. I don't even want none of the above. I want to piss on yo

Another Weekend Lost
I feel like another weekend is lost. Its going on Midnight and i'm just adding people to see what everyone is doing. Pretty quiet or im just missing the party. Felt like typing. Getting whatever I feel off my mind. Anything that people seem to think or feel they keep it to themselves. I feel like writing it down. I'm not really tired right now. Wonder what lies in the future. The snow was a bitch but it seems to be gone. How much will be frozen. Since I slipped the last time I am extra cautious. I'd like to pretend that everything is good. Put on a happy face and all. Oscars is so slow.. I felt like it was grasping for straws. Nothing really going on. Not any movies.. I know I appeal for those "commercial" movies rather than the artsy ones. Never really got into that art crap. Don't get me wrong..I like to draw but it seems something epople with a lot of time can do. Hence starving artist..hard to find a CeO of a company involved in art. but anyways ill go t

~poems~
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine.

Confused
Some days you seem so close like you stand right before me But then the next day you seem so far like each other we can't see, Each day is like a roller coaster with my stomach turning upside down You stand there looking but yet you don't utter a sound, I feel so confused and my heart is being torn at its seams And every night that I sleep you seem to linger in my dreams, Every time I look at you I forget all my thoughts And right then and there it's you that my heart has sought, Every time I hope it turns into something bad So for right now I'll stop thinking And maybe things won't end up sad.

What To Do
do I know you? sometimes I'm sure I do at times even better than you know yourself other times I don't know you at all something is happening I will agree your words have caught me up in something big and we have made a real connection here in a short time do you know me? you think you do you've read some parts of me those I've sheared off to rhyme or not rhyme but is that knowing? one thing I know for sure my wants and desires scare the hell out of me and my instincts tell me to run and not look back where do we go from here? ... what to do about you

I Scored 63! How Freaky Are You ?
GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) > > AND NO CHEATING! > > SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! > > WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... > > _________________________________________________ > > > 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? > > A. LIGHT COLOR > B. CHANGE COLORS > C. DARK > > > 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... > > A. SEDUCE THEM > B. JUST CHILL > C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE > > > 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? > > A. RAIN > B. THUNDERSTORM > C. SUNNY > D. CLOUDY > > > 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? > > A. STRAWBERRIES > B. CHERRIES > C. GRAPES > D. PEACHES > E. KIWI > > > 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... > > A. NIGHT > B. DAY > C. AFTERNOON > > > 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? > > A. FALL > B. SUMMMER > C. SPRING > D. WINTER > > > 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? > > a-HEADBOARD > b-NO HEADBOARD > > > 8.WHATS YOUR Z

Computer Show
I went to a computer show today with Thore Gundi and it was cool. I got a couple things and he got a neato mp3 player and dvd burner. It was smaller than when I first went to it several years ago. In fact, that is the 2nd time I go to computer shows with people I met from the internet. I sense a pattern lol.

The Departed
By DAVID GERMAIN (AP) Director Martin Scorsese accepts the Oscar for best director for his work on "The Departed" at the... Full Image LOS ANGELES (AP) - Martin Scorsese's mob epic "The Departed" won best picture at the Academy Awards on Sunday and earned the filmmaker the directing prize that had eluded him throughout his illustrious career. "Could you double-check the envelope?" said Scorsese, who had been the greatest living American filmmaker without an Oscar. He also had never delivered a best-picture winner before, despite crafting such modern masterpieces as "Raging Bull" and "Goodfellas." Scorsese received his Oscar from three contemporaries and friends, Steven Spielberg, Francis Ford Coppola and George Lucas. "So many people over the years have been wishing this for me," Scorsese said. In an evening when no one film dominated as the Oscars shared the love among a wide range of movies from around the world, three of the four acting front-runners won: bes

Blinded
"blinded" My ears have heard the worst to be How your eyes dismised true beautie A dantyline shadow by a rose, denied of beauty from closed minds A divine flower deep in its soil, True beauty hidden in vain, Blinded by the worlds image your eyes coffered Despite the flaws of what you see every wilting peddle inspiration to me. bye Renee weathers March 18, 2005

23
One year ago as I was turning 22: I had no crush as I was really heartbroken. I had fallen in love with someone since Amanda, (Lynda). I had never been engaged. I was in Centennial, Colorado. I was not going to school. I had no job. I had no working car. I had no friends near me. I lived online. I plaed cIV a lot. I rarely played on my XBox. I never went oot. I rarely had fast food. I talked on the phone most with Sheila. My favourite person was Sheila. My favourite songs were "Someday" by Juliet Simms and "Someday We'll Know" by Mandy Moore and Jonathon Foreman. My favourite movie was "Phantom of The Opera". My favourite website was CS. My favourite TV show was American Idol. I had not gotten my tattoo. I had had 2 taxable jobs. I had never gotten a ticket. I hadn't been drunk, despite trying once. I hadn't been oot of North America. Now as I'm turning 23: I have a crush. I have truly fallen in love with someone since Amanda and Lynda, (Sheila). I am

My Heaven
I look deep in your eyes. I see there what I feel inside. We share something between us, Neither one of us can hide. I feel your lips touch mine, I loose all my control, All it took was a look and a kiss, To know you were part of my soul. I see your hands on my skin, I want and need you to do more, The passionate look you give me, Tells me heaven is in store. I feel your need against my thigh, I know you will fulfill every wish,. We were made to fit together, And all it took was a look and a kiss. I look deep in your eyes, And I see heaven there inside, You make me feel so beautiful, What I feel for you I cannot hide.

Blah, Just Blah!
I feel so alone tonight.. guess its because I had Michael for the weekend and now he's gone.. He's my cuddlebug hehe.. now it's back to Frogger.. It sucks being a part time parent, and only getting to see him 4 days out of the month. Luckily I was able to have him for my birthday as well so it turned out to be 6 days this month, not even close to enough though. Going from having him all the time from birth to 9yrs old, then to this part time crap, SUCKS! And it sucks BAD! Ah well, Im going to cry myself to sleep.. lol pitiful eh *shrugs* ah well, guess that's what I am tonight. Didn't help that we had a great weekend together, even went and saw a movie.. then to have it ruined by his Dad being the asshole he truely is! Grrrrrr, alright.. enuf im going to bed.. and before 3am.. can you believe it? lol

Precious Words
TONIGHT I AM ALONE... THINKING OF UR VOICE AND HOW I FELT SO HAPPY TO KNOW THAT U REALLY CARE FOR ME. AS I DO U. DREAMING OF UR FACE AND WISHING THAT U WERE HERE TO PROTECT ME FROM ALL THE BAD.. ALL THE CRUELNESS OF THIS WORLD. HOPING FOR THE DAY WHEN OUR LIVES WILL COME TOGETHER AND I WILL SEE U THE DAY THAT I CAN LOOK IN UR EYES AND KNOW THAT U R REALLY MINE. NEEDING TO HEAR THOSE SWEET WORDS OF LOVE AGAIN THAT FALL EFFORTLESSLY FROM UR MOUTH. THOSE 3 PRECIOUS WORDS... I LOVE YOU...... MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts

Adult Poem About Overtime
Oh Husband, Dear Husband, I tremble with fear. You've been on overtime almost a year, And since you are gone, till way late at night A good piece of ass seems way out of sight. O Husband, Dear Husband, Please don't be a fool, Working this overtime is wasting your tool. For better it is, to be poor all your life, Than to bring a soft peter home to your wife. I used to be happy as your little queen, But now every night you're no where to be seen You come home from work just able to creep, I feel like screwing, but you want to sleep. Each evening, Dear Husband, you crawl into bed, Your intentions are good but your peter is dead. I play with your pecker all wrinkled and dry, I get so damn mad, I could lay down and cry. I have pleaded with you dear, with tears in my eyes, I've played with your balls, but your pecker wont rise, So I'll find me a man who works eight hours a day, And while you're on O.T., we'll proceed to make hay. For in this whole world, there i

In The Dark
Wife: Oh, come on. Husband: Leave me alone! Wife: It won't take long. Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterwards. Wife: I can't sleep without it. Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? Wife: Because I'm Hot. Husband: You get hot at the darnest times. Wife: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you. Husband: If you love me you'd be more considerate. Wife: You don't love me anymore. Husband: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight. Wife: (Sob-Sob) Husband: All right, I'll do it. Wife: What's the matter? Need a flashlight? Husband: I can't find it. Wife: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it! Husband: There! Are you satisfied? Wife: Oh, yes, honey. Husband: Is it down far enough? Wife: Oh, that's fine. Husband: Now go to sleep. The next time, it's your turn to get up and turn the thermostat down. Wife: Yes, honey.

Chalkboard Prank
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class. The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson. Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same disgusting word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous day's word. Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words: "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"

What Is Your Pizza Personality?
Cheese Pizza Traditional and comforting. You focus on living a quality life. You're not easily impressed with novelty. Yet, you easily impress others. What's Your Pizza Personality?

Castle Of Love
roaming round corners and highways your thoughts comes to a crossroad where you are not even sure wich way to turn.sometimes ones mind set of in a wink to make you think and dream this dreams of compassion. to find this way to where you wil know whats gonna happen next but you dont. what the heart desires and what the mind wants........always a game that your mind plays with your hearts desires. should love be like this?i know i what i want for i have her right now here with me. she is all i live for. even though sometimes we have little twist of love and meanings and feelings and misunderstandings....but nothing a good warmhearted kiss...cuddle......smile and even the most important.....'sorry' cant heal. understanding sometimes makes us believe that we are different. but we are not that different. just maybe a different way of seeing things and believing things and accepting things. but feelings......thats where we all feel pain and we all cry. desire to have this special someon

"vasectomy: $400. Speechless Look On Her Face: Priceless." - Best Of Cl
Read the original article. Score one for the man who wrote this posting. No, it's not me, but it gives me an idea... Date: 2007-02-06, 2:24PM PST I'll try to sum up a funny story that happened a few years ago: I got a vasectomy. I met a girl soon afterwards. She was nice and attractive but with a selfish streak that raised a big red flag. She was 32 at the time and I could practically HEAR her biological clock ticking. Regardless, she was a good lay, easy on the eyes, and reasonably good company. I did NOT tell her about my vasectomy and I always used a condom with her to protect against STDs. She assumed, obviously, that the condom was only used for birth control. Silly girl. We date for a few months. I never made any move towards commitment but she brought it up ocassionally. For me, this was a casual but pleasant relationship. For her - as I was to find out - it was part of life-changing series of events that she was planning very carefully. Four months into

My Only Friend
~*~The Moon Is My Only Friend~*~ My cries go unheard, in this lonely place longing for someone to kiss and embrace my only friend is the midnight moon we keep each other company here in this room I hide my pain careful to be discreet nobody knows my soul is weary and weak I put on a show for all to see never letting anyone in, to know the real me Sometimes it feels as if i cant't go on anymore My mind is dying, and my heart is sore I hear the screams of my painful past God tell me how much longer this misery will last

World's Luckiest
A long time ago I knew What I felt inside for you I'm so glad we got the chance To know it was more than a passing glance In you I found a love so sweet A love I'll never mistreat And everyday I know that I Am the world's luckiest guy

The Ex Bf
the ex wanted to see the baby so i told him he could come over. we went to cash my cheacks and to get stuff 4 his car. on the way back to my house we talk about him gettin another job and a place to live. I tell him once he has a place the baby can stay the weekend wth him. He tells me when he has his place he wants me and the baby back. i told him no, i cant go through what he did to me agin. i'm tryin to move on wth my life but he wants to stay in the past. trying to heal the heart that he had broken into a million pieces

What Religion Is Your Bra?
What Religion is Your Bra? A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. " Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type? "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from ." Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types Which one would you prefer? Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple.. The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mount

The Start Of Another Week
Well, school is starting 2 hours late! I can deal with that, lol. Haven't heard the official snow totals, but my yard has a good 30 inches of snow depth! Healthy total, considering what a mild winter it has been. I'm sure the snowmobiles will be out in force, if they aren't already! I used to love to snowmobile. The guys are hoping the schools change their minds and cancel for the day. Several have canceled in the Sparta vicinity! Better get these guys motivated for the day, lol! Moving mighty slow around here, right now. Have a wonderful day and a spectacular week, my friends. Much love and warm hugs, one and all! Blessings all over the map! Later! Mwah!!

Ryan.
Such a fun kid! OMG! LOL! I made the boy do a shot of Tequila Friday night for making me, nati, and alicia, do a shot of Jager the night before. My favorite thing, he looks at me and says, "I'm gonna die. I know it." I also loved his reaction to it. It was like "Kid are you serious?!" And this fits Ryan perfectly; Nati you get it:

Six Affair Stories
Some old clasics One A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and run out through the front lawn of the house. He put on his shoes inside the car and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." She looked down at his shoes and said: "You liar! You've been playing GOLF!" Two A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathe

I Have The Power
I have found a new Familly at last.It's a great an Wonderous Familly.Where much Love abounds.Where Dreams can become Reality if you believe.I believe in the Supernataral.I have seen what my wrath can do.I have walked amongth the Dead,I have seen many Horrors.I have done things mere Mortal can't believe,I need to learn to channel this Power I have.So I may use it for Good as well as Evil.I have kept my Powers a secret as Mortals will Persecute me,as they did our ancestors in salem,many years ago.I gave my Soul to Satan in my teenage yrs.I have abused some of this Power, in the Past.The Harvest moon in the Fall,is a very Powerful moon for me.I have 1 spell in my Repitoire,but that is to create harm to those that apose me.Lock of hair,is all I need,to cause great pain an suffering,to all that goes against me.I'm Free an alive,i knowlonger need walk alone,as I now know there might be others like me.

Love Will Tear Us Apart
When routine bites hard, And ambitions are low, And resentment rides high, But emotions won't grow, And we're changing our ways, Taking different roads. Then love, love will tear us apart again. Love, love will tear us apart again. Why is the bedroom so cold? You've turned away on your side. Is my timing that flawed? Our respect runs so dry. Yet there's still this appeal That we've kept through our lives. But love, love will tear us apart again. Love, love will tear us apart again. You cry out in your sleep, All my failings exposed. And there's a taste in my mouth, As desperation takes hold. Just that something so good Just can't function no more. But love, love will tear us apart again. Love, love will tear us apart again. Love, love will tear us apart again. Love, love will tear us apart again.

Daily Prayer For A School Bus Driver.
here at the bus compound that i work at we had a driver that would stand outside his bus every morning after pretripping his bus and start praying. he left awhile ago and i happen to run into him recently and i asked him about the prayer he always made and he emailed me this prayer. hope you enjoyed it as much as i did because it is so true. Please, Lord, watch over me this day. Please help me to remember to watch all 5 mirrors, 2 dozen windows, 8 guages, 6 warning lights, 6 dozen faces, 3 lanes of traffic, and keep a third eye open for the wobbling bicycles and daydreaming pedestrians, especially teenagers wearing headsets who are in another world. Please, Lord, help me hear all train whistles, truck and car horns, police and emergency vehicle sirens and the 2-way radio. Please, Lord, give me a hand for the gear lever, the steering wheel, the route book, the radio microphone, and the turn signal lever. And, Lord, please grant me the self-control to keep my hands away from Johnny

*sniffle*
Yep. I feel like crap. I had a feeling this was coming. Everyone I know has been sick lately and I was lucky to be the one healthy person. Till now. I had a sore throat on Saturday and yesterday I started the sniffling and general icky feeling. Today it's the head full of wet cotton, sniffling, aching and such. I came to work anyway. Good thing I did. I was the only CSR up here till Diane showed up finally. Nickey and Jennifer still aren't there. Oy. I wish they'd show up just in case I have to go home early. *sniffle* Yes, I feel icky. Bleah.

Good Thoughtful Words
*************************************************** 10dr.xtc~MEMBER~OF~THE~WOLF~PACK~FAMILY~& MEMBER DARK MOON CT FAMILY & (b&afam)wrote: im sorry for you sweetie, but i think all violence is wrong no matter who it is women, children, and even men.i've seen men who would never hit a woman get beat upon by a woman and you never hear about it, because of male pride and the fact no one takes it seriously. it has been estimated that men are the victims of domestic abuse in 35% of such cases. once again all violence is wrong wether it be human or animal. im gonna repost this because i do agree with you 110% and everyone male and female needs to learn that violence is not the answer to problems ___________________________________________________ Amanda wrote: Well thank you for your kind and thoughtful words. I reposted this from another person. I agree with you on all points. I believe men can be victims of domestic violence by women. Yes, it is all wrong. Forms of phy

I Got Arrested Today.
DAMN...I'M SO FUCKIN UPSET!!!!! I GOT ARRESTED TODAY FOR POSESSION OF GOOD LOOK'Z. THEY HOLDIN ME AT THE STATION SAYIN DAT ONLY A SEXY PERSON CAN BAIL ME OUT..... YOU COMIN OR NOT??????? DO I HAVE ANY REAL FRIENDS HERE ON CT TO BAIL ME OUT. SEND THIS TO AT LEAST 10 OF YOUR SEXY FRIEND'Z INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU IF U GET IT BACK 10 TIMES U KNOW UR LOVE BY YOUR FRIENDS AND IS CONSIDERED SEXY.

Stagnation
I promised a story. As you can see, it has not been posted. I am suffering from writer's block. I have ideas, many ideas, delicious ideas. Unfortunately, I do not have inspiration. The pleasures of the flesh have been denied me too long. Life has kept me from exploring my desires. The ropes and the toys have been laying dormant for far too long. Even the simple touch of skin against skin has been absent. My body and mind are ready to explode. Personal struggles have kept the words at bay as well. Fears that I have disappointed those who are dear to me leave me depressed as well. I will write again. I hope it will happen soon. But unfortunately, I need to wait for things to resolve themselves. I hope you will be patient in the meantime. And, if anyone has suggestions on how to fix this, I remain open. Until then, I apologize for those who have been waiting for new tales.

Poems I Have Written
I do not like the traditional lines, I will do my own and be just fine, I will not promise til death do us part, I will promise that I love you with all my heart, We will see what the future holds, We will have to wait until it unfolds, In tough spots I will never hide, I promise to be at your side, I can't go long without you near, With you around I have nothing to fear, So in short you are my one and only, And I love you and will be with you always, Now I know only doesn't rhyme with always, But you try to rhyme it in just one day, But you get the message, I hope, So pucker up, and kiss this bloke. it was nice to know that you use to care, it is nice to know that you won't always be there, to you i was just something to use, to me you were the one i would choose, but you decided and now it's done, here i am, but now your gone

Ideas Ideas Ideas
Ok so yesterday Mom, Daddy, Drina, Boo, Ryan and I went to the home and garden show. I have a pretty good idea on how I’m going to set up the front yard. Very simple, something the all the kids can play in (animals and children), easy to care for. I’m excited. Now for the big project, our adult playground. Well that’s what I’m calling it. I saw a lot of spas that I like and a lot more that I hated. I know the options that want so that really helped narrow it down. Then the available colors, side panels, steps, and covers helped really cut the list. So now the list is down to 4 spas. I’m going to start working on the playground this weekend. I’m going to leave it all gravel so the water will just drain down into the sand, and put in pretty colored stepping stones. I promised Ryan that he could have little torches around it. I’m going to buy a dome cooler that matches our fire pit. And set up the arbor from our wedding at the entrance. I have to find a little wooden cart to match the ta

What Kind Of Donut Are You?
You Are a Boston Creme Donut You have a tough exterior. No one wants to mess with you. But on the inside, you're a total pushover and completely soft. You're a traditionalist, and you don't change easily. You're likely to eat the same doughnut every morning, and pout if it's sold out.What Donut Are You?

Heartbroken...
When you finally think that you found the right guy and you can see yourself spend the rest of your life with him....he leaves! I don't even know what happened.... So, I end up with a broken heart yet again... What else can happen to me? At this point, everything is going wrong in my life.

What Do Your Dreams Mean?
What Your Dreams Mean... Your dreams seem to show that you're a very well adjusted and happy person. Overall, you are very content in your life. You tend to be a very productive thinker. You have a very vivid imagination and a rich creative mind. You secretly want to hide your dreams from your waking mind.What Do Your Dreams Mean?

Real Friends
Real Friends ride 4 u Real Friends die 4 u Real Friends cry 4 u Real Friends look at a cop and lie 4 u Real Friends sit and eat a pie wit u Real Friends take the blame & act shy wit u Real Friends always got ya back Real Friends sit wit u and sip on yac Real Friends love you enough Real Friends tell you the person they just fuck'd Real Friends keep it real Real Friends tell u exactly how they feel Real Friends watch tv at each others house Real Friends will hit a hater n they mouth Real Friends bail you out of shit Real Friends never call the friendship quits Real Friends always keep it tight If you don't know by now, u better get it right Real Friends love 4 the better Real Friends last 4 ever

A Prayer For The Stressed
A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED LORD GRANT ME THE SERENITY TO ACCEPT THE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE THE COURAGE TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CANNOT ACCEPT AND THE WISDOM TO HIDE THE BODIES OF THOSE I HAD TO KILL TODAY BECAUSE THEY PISSED ME OFF HELP ME BE CAREFULL OF THE TOES I STEP ON TODAY AS THEY MIGHT BE CONNECTED TO THE FEET I MAY HAVE TO KISS TOMMOROW HELP ME GIVE 100% IN ALL MY WORK 12% ON MONDAYS 23% ON TUESDAYS 40% ON WEDNESDAYS 20% ON THURSDAYS AND 5% ON FRIDAYS HELP ME BE AWARE THE ASS I KICK ON THE WAY UP MIGHT BE THE ASS I HAVE TO KISS ON MY WAY DOWN HELP ME REMEMBER WHEN I AM HAVING A BAD DAY AND FOLK ARE WINDING ME UP THAT IT TAKES 42 MUSCLES TO FROWN ~ 28 MUSCLES TO SMILE, BUT ONLY 4 MUSCLES TO EXTEND MY ARM AND SMACK SOME TWAT IN THE MOUTH. AMEN

Poetry
Undesirable Binds of Intimacy You will never know what enigmas hibernate enshrined inside of me or the essence of beauty that dwells within. All you see is a voracious male toxin and gratification when you look at me. An obsession commands you and complicates your mind consuming you alive. My skin may be earmarked by your hands and lips but my roots shall lay dormant and unpolluted by you or anyone else. I may play the devouring lover and appease your hunger and lust but never- will my heart be yours to enslave. I will never lay down any stipulations or express words of love for I am lifeless and camouflaging- restricted within. You will never know more- than I choose to divulge in the hands of a lover- or a night like this.

This Brings Tears To My Eyes
i hate what stupid ppl wanna do to one of the best dogs they didn't do shit it is all the owners falt kill them not the dogs there just doing what the owners wanted them to do i mean hell if there was no pits then what kind of dog would it be i know cats that are meaner than any pit could ever be Against it. If any of you out there are my friends, I ask you out of the kindness of my heart to repost this. If you're not my friend, I ask you search for the source compassion in your soul and repost this anyway. More importantly, if you're in a position to, DO something about it. This is about California legislation being passed to exterminate pit bulls. If it passes in California, it could be on it's way to anywhere. Someone has to try to make a difference...what if it were your pet? It would be great if Myspace could be used for something good other than getting dates. Please pass the word along and post this...so as many people can see this as possible.

A Toast
Heard a great toast the other day and I thought I would share with all of my fellow tappers....Where it came from or who originally said it, I have no idea but it kinda touched the heart.. "May you wear the spirits of your lost loved ones on your skin" Thought it was a touching way to show remembrance to lost family. Balistreri out

Home Early...
And as soon as Jen gets back from lunch in about 10 minutes I'm heading on home. My head feels so heavy that I can barely hold it up. Bleah. We'll see in the morning if I feel up to coming in. *sniffle*

I'm The Ice Cream Man
Well for those of you who dont know a want to... I am the Ice cream man (In Tucson) (Scince 1992 of & on). This year (Thursday) At our Rodeo Parade I set a all time highest sales record for vendors in Arizona in one 7 hour period $926.13. I hold the second highest sales record as well which is 574.00 in the rain on xmas eve in 1996. I pulled up at a topless club that I frequented they were having a private party that night. I was asked to stay!!! I also had to dance that night... I was a male stripper prior to that for a few nights yes I know how to dance my calves have muscles on there muscles. (winks) That's all for know fiend till I feel like chatting again... TTFN

I Can Eat Pussy
My score on The Do you know how to eat pussy Test: Category 5(You scored 165 the basics!)your the best ever you make a girl scream and holla come lick my pussy! message me! Link: The Do you know how to eat pussy Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

Will Is It Spring Yet??
will i dont know about you guys.. but i'm sure in the hell ready for spring to get here.. i want to smell the rain.. you cant smell snow lol.. i want to chase after tornados.. i love doin that.. took classes on storm chasing. i want to be able to make out on the grass at the park. or hell even have sex without being frooze together lol.. i want to take pics outside.. with nature. and i want me my kids to be outside instead being stuck inside.. will feel free to tell me why you wish spring was here?

Why Am I Mad?
would you get mad at some one if they were acting like a child? would you get mad at some if they yelled at your kid? would you be mad if some one hit your kid cuz your kid touched a pepsi can? probley trying to take it kids will be kids an they do not deserve to be hit bye any one this is probley why i am mad right now cuz i do not want any one touching my kids but me an there daddy we are there blood an if any one is going to disaplane my 2 year old it aint going to be any one but me or my kids daddy (my husband) am i right?

Political Joke
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside Washington DC. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up? "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?" "About a gallon."

Song I Wrote
Memories get clouded by perceptions of a false reality every second seeming longer than the last your life moves on encircling my pathetic phalicy i long to walk beside you together hand in hand i dream of you next to me on beaches of black sand i look into the mirror shattered like my dreams but the person staring back just isn't me is love so blinding that we can't tell that every waking tragedy breeds hell? the divinity of your voice fuels my every nightmare and just looking at your picture puts me there i look into the mirror shattered like my dreams but the person staring back just isn't me is love so blinding that we can't tell that our every waking tragedy breeds hell? but what is real? dreams or perceptions? this lusty epitaph further signaling the ending of my questions the cross-breed from dark hearted souls attempted healing by apothecaric fools they don't even know me how can they say? why i picture your emblazoned face each day? i

Count My Blessings
i don't get much sleep anymore i don't go out as much anymore i stay inside dogs at my side and i smile at what i see it's not about you it's not about me it's about the two next door i don't get to see my friends as much i don't get to shop and such but i don't cry i just sigh and smile at what i see every night in the cool moonlight i stay awake and i count my blessings starlight starbright everythings alright look how big i smile as i count my blessings it's not about you it's not about me it's about the two next door every night as i hold them tight i dream of tomorrow and i count my blessings starlight starbright everythings alright look how big i smile as i count my blessings for helene, who gives me hope metalwolf music©

And Another
Our friendship is like gold Even though we have just met sweetie And that type of friendship doesnt grow old I hope you see it too sweetie pie You are beautiful,kind,caring and have a heart of gold And your beautyy is not just on the inside When they made you they broke the mold Your beauty is also on the outside You are a very dear and one of my best friends And I know in my heart you will be there until the end I am so lucky to have a friend like you Because our friendship is strong and true You have a special place in my heart And you have since the start Remember I am here for you And it is true Our friendship is like gold Even though we have just met sweetie And that type of friendship doesn't grow old I hope you see it too sweetie pie

And Another
You have a beautiful smile And it is like a bright light That you can see for many a mile In the day or night I care for you my dear No matter when,where or what time You will have nothing to fear For I'll be there at the drop of a dime. You have a big piece of my heart I hope I'm in yours too For it has been since the start We both hope it is true You are a rare find and like china so fragile and fine For you are so caring,sweet,beautiful and with a heart of gold Also like a fine wine That is something that never can or will grow old You have a beautiful smile And it is like a bright light That you can see for many a mile In the day or night

And Another
You are my sweet angel And you are in my heart You have been from the start I hope we never part no matter how the web of lif is tangled You are such a great friend I hope you feel the same way Because I see you and me as friends until the end I care about you more than words can say I am always going to be there for you You will always be there for me We both know this is true You and me You are sweet,beautiful,kind,caring loving young lady And I hope you see I am always there for you I think of you more every day We both know it is true You are my sweet angel And you are in my heart You have been from the start I hope we never part no matter how the web of life is tangled

Does Your Sign Fit You(mine Does)
VIRGO: The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first Sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book Written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictions. Read your sign, then Resend this with your zodiac sign and label. VIRGO: The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first Sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not re post. SCORPIO: The sex addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak

Secrets
Secrets are tiny snakes That live deep in your belly And gnaw at your insides Until the pain is too great, Then make their escape. At night, the secrets slither out Through your eyes, your ears Through every pore Taking captive the quiet room As they hunger in the dark. As you lie frozen in your bed, The slithering secrets surround you. And when you try to reach out and touch The love that lies beside you, The secrets chew on your fingers Until you cannot feel. When the long night is finally over And the morning light creeps in, The secrets slither back inside So you can feed them, hide them, Shelter them and be consumed by them For yet another day. And as these secrets age and grow They eat your heart with razor teeth, And then consume your soul. But they don’t devour your tortured mind For they want you to remember The empty shell they’ve left behind.

What Did Your Birth Announcement Say?
Bud & Cristine are Proud to Announce the Birth of their Child, Porl, on August 1, 1968. Unfortunately, Porl puked on everyone the moment they were born. Bud & Cristine are confused. So very confused.. What Did Your Birth Announcement Say? at QuizGalaxy.com

Clarity
So I have decided to just chill out for a little while if I dont get a phone call everyday its ok I mean really does Justine have to call and check on me everyday just to make sure im ok im a big boy and she should be able to feel like im ok and not worry about me and when she has the time she will call Army Life is tough I dont pretend to know so im going to start working out again I enjoy doing it, it takes my stress away, eat healthier strong body equals strong mind and I have to be strong and Justine needs to know im going to be strong while she is gone

Poem
commentburner.com The shadows of time fly past... Reaching to hold them is futile... No degree of wishing and hoping... Can slow their rapid passing... Standing with my arms around you... Knowing it is time to part... Can it really have passed that fast... What happened to the hours... Did somehow the lord of time... Cheat us and so cruelly... Speed up the hands of time... Reducing hours to minutes or seconds... Standing quietly...embracing... Our eyes say all that must be said... Mist growing...vision blurring... Hearts beating just a little harder... If I hold you tighter can I stay time... Stepping back...sighing as one... Sharing a final kiss for now... These moments have indeed slipped away... There will be another place... Another time to share... Where the garden of sweet kisses... Once again comes alive... Where gentle and soft touches... Find each other once more... And softer still the words of love... Played out against the wild... Bea

Cryin Hearts
I tried to give my heart to you I tried to make it last But it's hard to give my heart When it's still in the past Crying hearts crying eyes Love makes you weak inside Broken hearts broken dreams This world aint what it seem's Thinking of you brings a smile to my face. Dreaming of you makes my heart race. Talking to you I want you more But being with you is what I live for it's better to lose my eyes than see you go it's better to lose my ears them to hear you say goodbye it's better to lose my life than to live with out you it's better to lose every thing than to lose you But O' how darkness of the night, Comes to all with different sights, Only we living within our light, Can cast a glow throughout the night. Time for me to decide, within this heart, There's nothing hidden, loves' tear freely given Chasing shadows just to end my pain My heart, my heart, swells with pain with no hope to gain Gripped by fears, can't you see it

The Photographer
"I've never done this before," Glenna offered, "are you sure that your customer wants a sixty year old has been!?!" "You look just fine, baby," Carl said soothingly, "okay now, lean over a little and let me see some of that cleavage spilling out of your bra!!!" "Oh, wow," he enthused, "what size bra do you wear, you're really huge!?!" "Uh, 42dd," she replied softly, "do they look too big?!?" "Are you kidding," he replied as he snapped away, "you can never be too big in this line of work, now be a good girl and drop the bra for me!!!" With nervous hands, Glenna reached back and undid the five clasps that held her industrial strength brassiere in place, and with almost little girl shyness, let it slip from her shoulders to the floor! "Holy smokes," he gasped, "incredible, just incredible, baby, you have the juiciest jugs I've seen in a long time, and those nipples, christ alive, it looks like you must have breast fed fifty babies!!!" Hearing his comments about her chest not only raised a

Who Would You Die For?
If life put you to the test and it came down to a moment who would you risk your life for and never give it a second thought family of course, who wouldn't do that but honestly deep down inside think about who else If you ever wonder if I would to that for you just look and see if you are on my friends page and then you'll know its true.

So, What's The Moral Of The Story...
Billy's homework assignment is to think of a true story with a moral so he goes home and thinks about it all night and finally has one. The following day, Suzy raises her hand and says, "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road." The teacher asks for the moral to the story. Suzy replies, "Don't put all your eggs in one basket." Next is Lucy. "Well, my dad owns a farm, too, and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched. The moral is, don't count your chicks before they are hatched." Billy is last to speak. He says, "My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam War. His plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed, with only a parachute, a bottle of bourbon, a machine gun, and a machete. As he floated d

Argh!!!
The city of Minneapolis can bite my ass!!! We got over a foot of snow this weekend, and when I left for school this morning my car was just sitting there (buried) but still there none the less, and when I returned an hour and a half later to attempt to dig it out, it was gone... The snow emergency rules are written in a really confusing manor. They have it broken down into 3 "days," however a day by there standards is a twelve hour time period. I thought I had it right, there were other cars parked where I was and everything seemed ok... and then NO! Of course not. It cost me $138 just to get it out of impound, plus an additional $34 parking ticket. They suck!

Cherokee Tribe
Thank you very much and you are welcome. what I did not say last night is my mother is full blooded Cherokee my father Irish. "They took the whole Cherokee Nation Put us on this reservation Took away our ways of life The tomahawk and the bow and knife Took away our native tongue And taught their English to our young And all the beads we made by hand Are now a days made in Japan. Cherokee people, Cherokee tribe So proud to live, so proud to die. They took the whole Indian Nation Locked us on this reservation. Though I wear a shirt and tie I'm still part red man deep inside. Cherokee people, Cherokee tribe So proud to live, so proud to die But maybe someday when they've learned. Cherokee Nation will return Will return... Will return... Will return... Will return... Thank you warrior princess. I pray that our nation someday will see what they did to a great people and never replay our history again. OOHRAH SEMPER FI MY BEARCLAN WARRIOR PRINC

The Polite Way To Pee
The Polite Way to Pee During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainted!

My Baby's
After a shitty day at work, i went and did something crazy. Rachel came home with me, i took a shower... And i did it! lol Nipples that is. Reachel got her "knockers knocked" about 2 weeks ago, and i have not been able to stop talking, (or thinking) about them. So my bright idea was to do mine too! I currently have a 14g in and i have horizontal hoops. I might put some pictures up on cherrytap. I just haven't grown the balls to share my little secret, to the world yet. This is my first "sharing"... and it sounds dirty, cause it's MY PRIVITE side! ohh haalll laa who knew?

I Just Gotta Blog
I need to vent and considering I cant vent to my kids, I am gonna do it here while I have the chance. Work is becoming more and more sucky every day. The job I love is slowly becoming the job I hate. Thanks to politics and bad business practices. I did manage to get someone fired, and that pleased me. See, My daughter told me one of the teachers was hitting kids. She never hit MY kid, but kids in general. WELL!!! I dont stand for that so I spoke up. I kept on speaking until something was done about it. I sang it from the fucking hilltops. NO ONE lays a hand on these kids and gets away with it as long as I am around. I am none too pleased with the way the Academy handled it, but the outcome pleased me. I have no life due to work and the kids. This is really beginning to get to me. There are times when I want to go out and have fun. No, I stay home and clean the house, or mumm til I give myself a headache. Exciting eh? I have NO IDEA what is going on with my love life. He use

I'm Looking For That Special Girl
okay ladies im looking for that special girl to share my life with and i hope i can find her. let me tell you a little about me. i'm 35 and i own my own home i work hard and make good money but i have not found that girl that i can have a long term relationship with and if your out there i would love to get to know you better so i'm putting myself out here to eather be made fun of or find someone that will make me happy as well as i make her happy so please stopand leave me a line and i hope you all a wonderful night.

To All My Friends And Fans
THERE HAVE BEEN MANY, MANY TIMES WHEN I HAVE: disturbed you, troubled you, pestered you, irritated you, bugged you, or even really gotten on your nerves with all the comments i send, SO TODAY , I JUST WANNA TELL YOU THAT..... I PLAN TO CONTINUE. LOL YOUR ANGEL XXXXX

Messed Up Room Service
I'm pretty sure I've stayed at this place.... To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 2005. The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review: Room Service (RS): "Morrin. ; Roon sirbees." Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service." RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??" G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs." RS: "Ow July den?" G: "What??" RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?" G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please." RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?" G: "Crisp will be fine." RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?" G: "What?" RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?" G: "I don't think so." RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??" G: "I feel

Progress!
How much fuller each day feels when we can be patient & accept tha inches we have progressed. Yet, we r aware of large problems which require miles of progress. We may want others n our lives ta change quickly, we may be impatient with a work situation, or we may feel angry about an issue. Perhaps tha life message 2 us iz we need 2 surrender 2 time. We r on tha road movein n tha direction of wht unseen. The forces of progress r at work. Our growth now may come n learnin patience & trustin tha process. It waz made an inch at a time.

Lonely
Normally my head is a box of stars that I never dare to open.. but for some reason the overwhelming need to have diarrhea of the mouth is pressing me to just blog my emotions.. I am feeling quite alone in the world.. And Isolated... As if I am in a room full of people, but no one can hear me scream. Foes are Friends and Friends are Foes..And I feel that I am Alice tumbling down that hole.. Nothing is as it seems... Do you ever get so lonely that it almost becomes numbness... And you almost want to feel pain so that you just can feel something? You feel so raw like an open wound, that you can't fathom ever healing? The wound is gaping and I just can't keep up.. I am being torn asunder by the weight of it's need. I am broken and bruised by the sight of myself. What have I become?

Corpus Delicti
Corpus Delicti This parasitical kiss ate away at my flesh, Infectious, I'll make it bleed. Appendicular skeleton, watch it fade, Cruelty soars, on the wings of joy and sorrow, Here rides greivance, and loss. Drifting dead wood, Floating carcus, sick of feeling numb. I'll bring you to life, Give you an existence. Agony and affliction, Watch it fall and fade. I am your animator, you are my lifeblood. Those eyes, they rape the feelings, Butcher the living, we'll make eternity. Brutalize the flesh, leave it to rot and hang. Sanity is encasement, a ballet of sickness, Here lays freedom and acute disease. Drifting dead wood, Floating carcus, sick of feeling numb. I'll bring you to life, Give you an existence. Agony and affliction, Watch it fall and fade. I am your animator, you are my lifeblood. Taste this arterial blood, Bathe in its relevance. Blissful knowledge caged by humanity, What is this? (A biorythm, I dance along dilirium.) An ecstacy I will ta

Andrea Questions
private message if ya wanna..i took it from somewhere 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. How tall are ya ? 6. Do you like to dance ?? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talk junk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)[no sex]? 16.Would you let anything happen in that bed? 17.Do you think I'm handsome ? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you die for me? 20.Would you come over for no reaso

Lessons From Porn, Adapted By The Blogerific Mistress
30 Lessons from Porn 1. Women wear high heels to bed. ~Ladies, Fuck me boots are also acceptable bed wear. You dont know how many times I have falled asleep in a pair a saletto leather fuck me boots. Also waist cinchers, that unfortunatly, not a joke, but a long drunken new years story. 2. Men are never impotent. ~Riiiiigggghhhhhht... ladies, we are just impatient. See how it sounds similiar. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. ~Riiiiiiiggggghhhhhttt.... Oral sex is overrated...RIGHT GUYS????????? I mean I am sure YOU feel the same way when we go down on you, so 10 seconds tops on blow jobs as well? Let's just delete 3 for fairness sake. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. ~Ladies, we are missing out on tons of great potential sex partners by being shy. Once I stopped freaking out whenever a janitor, copy repair man, or electrician came i

Woooooohooooooo
When one door closes......another one opens....let me tell ya something......never give up on an old crush you may have.....and have the balls to tell the person.....I did.....and now i'm floating on air ;)

*arugh*
I hate I hate I hate I hate liar I hate I hate I hate you! I hate I hate I hate liar I hate bitchy/asshole for no reason I hate I hate I hate player I hate I hate you! I hate I hate liar I hate I hate bitchy/asshole for no reason I hate I hate ppl play game for stuipd reason I hate I hate you I am kinda cranky/mad right now.. I feel like I want hide and scream but i can't so i express my angry here on this word.. it dont mean to you tho..

30 Lessons From Porn
30 Lessons from Porn 1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. 10. All women are noisy when rooting. 11. People in the 70's couldn't shag unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the

My Heart
I love you Rebecca I love to just look into your eyes I just want us to be by each others side like we should be When I look into your eyes, I see my heart I love that because your the one who holds my heart I just feel so alive when your around I love you so much Rebecca These are not lies this is how I feel straight from my heart I just want my wife backby my side

Sent To Me By A Very Special Friend.
I actually think its pretty accurate, and thats not because i am a Virgo, or like to toot my own horn. If you know me, you know I dont do that. I THOUGH THIS WAS INTERESTING VIRGO: The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.

Decisions Blow
Well I just managed to break off my engagement. I realized that there's so much that I haven't seen, haven't done, haven't learned, and I just want to experience it all. So me and my boyfriend decided to put everything to a stop right now. We've made the choice to make everything very very casual so that neither of us are being held down but so that we can still talk about things. It's been hard. I cried for about an hour and a half and now I feel better. I wish there was someone here to talk with me now, but I should be fine. I know I'll be fine. So every thing's kinda confused but yet straightened out. Well that's it. From Blood To Bones, Hollie

I Do Not Struggle In Your Web
The weekend left much to be desired. Thursday was the return of the 'Dancing Mach-ine' only for me to be left at the club all by my lonesome. Friday I experienced something I have never done before. But it was exciting and I got to dance in a cage. The only bad part was driving on the freeway with no plows in the 4in of snow we got. Saturday was my lazy day and I needed it. Needed to recharge my batteries. Obviously I spent most of the day on here though. And Sunday was the worst. I had realized that I somehow lost my IDs and card. So I had to go through the hassle of reporting those and I'll have to replace them. Man I needed to hit something so bad yesterday. Good thing I have football practice tomorrow. I am my own worst enemy. When you look in to my eyes you see the truth yet you continue to doubt me and dance around the question. I have allowed addiction and feelings of euphoria blind me to what has been so evident. Have you ever been in the presence of a being so powerful y

Ct Deth Certificates
I had multiple requests for CT Deth Certificates and very few people are actually using them. Last time I do anything cool like that. no more Deth Certificates. No toetags. No headstones. I'm fuckin finished wasting MY time to make shit if only 2 or 3 people make use of it.

Thank You Fireman7
I have known Booboo I think from the 1st day I came to CT... She is the best friend anyone could ask for.. She is always there for my friends and I if needed.. Please this will only take you a few min to go and just rate her pic... Thank you all. (repost of original by 'Fireman 7 "Life Is To Short Not To Have Fun"' on '2007-02-25 17:36:50')

Son....(poem From A Dad To A Son)
SON I said goodbye to you today, son, You look so proud and brave. You hugged me close and told me not to worry, You promise to come home safe. You wrote us everyday, about the dirt, wind and sun. About all the quirky things You and other soldiers had done. You sent me pictures recently, Sad to say the gleam in your eyes is gone. But you laugh and tell me I am wrong, That life is treating as kind as it can . I cant believe its been more than a month, Since I last hugged you goodbye. Did I remember to tell you I loved you, Or how proud you've made me son? I said goodbye to you again today, son, I cant believe your gone. I brought you flowers today The ones you use to love. Your mom still cries for you so So this time I came alone. As I left your side I looked back I swear I saw you look at me. I remember the day you left me, son, I felt the pangs of hurt. It haunts me to this very day, Did I tell you that you were the man I hoped you'd becom

Happy Birthday To Me
I'm 26 today. I don't really feel older. Not really. I have tried to prepare myself for this day. I like to be prepared. I don't mind getting older though. I wouldn't want to be younger again, that's for sure. I didn't like being young. Too much confusion. Too much self-doubt. But anyway. Another day goes by too fast.

Update On Stina's Life
I've had several modeling offers lately, this is good cause I need money, bad because I have virtually no experience, and an odd schedule for things. But I need the money something fierce, so I don't think I can back down from some things...if only I had time to keep drawing or painting, I would try to sell my wares...but no time, and no money to buy supplies...ugh What a pickle I'm in financially. Love life = confusing as ever. Once I think something is going to work out, or I'm about to open myself to an opportunity, something happens. Ugh...even when I'm thinking of opening myself to someone else...blah. But, things could be worse, so I guess I'll count the confused little blessings I get. School is ok, I'm finally getting back into the swing of things...which is wonderful...I'm excited. Panda and Ryan and I are working on finding a house for us all to rent together nest semester, it's going to be great...yet brings back the financial issue...I should SERIOUSLY look

Love Application Please Read
Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. How tall are ya ? 6. Do you like to dance ?? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talk junk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)[no sex]? 16.Would you let anything happen in that bed? 17.Do you think I'm handsome ? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you die for me? 20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 21. Will you post this so I can fill

Thee Passions
Three passion's have governed my life: The longings for love , the search for knowledge, And unbearable pity for the suffering of [ humankind]. Love brings ecstasy and relieves loneliness, In the union of love i have seen In a mystic miniature the perfiguring vision Of the heavens that saints and poets have imagined. With equal passion i have sought knowledge, I have wished to understand the hearts of [people], I have wished to know why the stars shine. Love and knowledge led upwards to the heavens, But always pity brought me back to earth, Cries of pain reverberated in my heart Of children in famine, of victoms tortured, And old people left helpless, I long to alleviate the evil, but i cannot, And i to suffer. This has been my life, I found it worth living.

I Could
I could tell you a story but you don’t want to listen, I could let you cry, but tears don’t fall from your eyes that glisten, I could tell you about triumph, but you walk away, I could show you the night, but you only see the day, I could take you to hell, but you live in heaven, I could tell you of friends, but you know only your brethren, I could tell you of thunder, but you dance in the rain, I could tell you of madness, but you are only sane, I could sing you a song, but you are deaf to me, I could show you my face, but you are blind and cannot see. I could tell you my name, but you don’t care, I could tell you to glance, but you stand and stare, I could tell you of fruit, but you crave the seed, I could write you a letter, but you can’t read, I could tell of loyalty, but you are tried for treason, I could set you free, but you are devoid of all reason, I could tell you to stand straight, but you lie curled, I tell you to live, but you are dead to

Last Kiss
Well, where oh where can my baby be The Lord took her away from me She's gone to heaven So I got to be good So I can see my baby When I leave this ol' world We were out on a date in my Daddy's car We hadn't driven very far There in the road, straight ahead The car was stalled, the engine was dead I couldn't stop, so I swerved to the right Never forget the sound that night The cryin' tires, the bustin' glass The painful scream that I heard last Well, where oh where can my baby be The Lord took her away from me She's gone to heaven So I got to be good So I can see my baby When I leave this ol' world Well, when I woke up The rain was pourin' down There were people standing all around Something warm a-running in my eyes But I found my baby somehow that night I raised her head and when she smiled and said "Hold me darling for a little while" I held her close I kissed her our last kiss I found the love that I knew I would miss But now she's gone, even thou

Swallow The Ocean
Waiting beside the hole in the skies I bathe in your blue light I choke on your seas Tonight we mourn those still alive Silent shapes on the hills gaze onward Statues of the dust and twilight We the naked inhabitants of this godless empire Time spent on betrayal This, the blood of our soil Rot alive Prosper whilst dead Led onward By Charon Into the fires of my eyes I watch your forests burn And though I lament for your loss This is the greatest thing That I have ever done

Bye Myspace "friends"
TO MY "FRIENDS ON YAHOO AND MYSPACE: WITH THE SINGLE EXCEPTION OF MY ONE REAL FRIEND SHARON, ALL YOU SELF-RIGHTOUS, STUCK UP, SNOOTY, ASSHOLES WHO DUMPED ME FROM MYSPACE AND YAHOO....CAN SUCK MY DICK. ALL OF YOU WHINERS I WENT OUT OF MY WAY TO MAKE LAUGH, HELP, AND SPENT SO MUCH TIME TRYING TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT,YOUR OWN SHORTCOMINGS, LOW SELF ESTEEMS, MARITAL PROBLEMS, AND JUST GENERAL SELF PITY, AND NOT ONE OF YOU EVER SPENT MORE THAN A MINUTE HELPING ME OTHER THAN TO SAY, "IT'LL BE ALRIGHT (YOU MENTALLY LAZY FUCKS) FUCK ALL OF YOU. I WOULDN'T TAKE THE TIME TO SAY BYE BUT I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOU SUCK AS FRIENDS. ALL THE PEOBLEMS THAT IS GOING ON WITH MY HEART AND ALL, AND HAVING TO MOVE TO AR, AND NOT A SINGLE GODDAMNED WORD OF ENCOURAGEMENT FROM A FUCKING ONE OF YOU. FURTHER PROOF THAT ALL YOU ASSHOLES ARE A BUNCH OF SHIT OUT ONLY TO ENTERTAIN YOUR SORRY SELVES AND TO BOOST YOUR OWN EGOS. WELL....FUCK ALL OF YOU AND I HOPE YOU ALL DEVE

Wanna Trade?
ok ive had alot of people beggin me and askin me if i have naughtier pics.. well this is ur chance to see one of those. for everyone that can send me a naughty story that turns me on..to deadlycherryangel@yahoo.com along with their email address will recieve a pic. it has to be a story U wrote.. not one u found someplace online or in a mag. if u think this is a good trade then send away. i look forward to hearing ur stories. (hint: include details and make it believeable)

Storms And Redundancy
something sunny...a little more cheerful... but i have so much to say that the clouds are rolling in... that first clap of thunder was a little... disarming, wasn't it? wait til you see the lightning... 'cause it's flashing so bright my sunglasses shatter. and don't pretend you didn't see that rain... it falls in sheets... melting my world into a puddle i wish like hell i could swim out of. it's raging so hard i can't brave the wind anymore and it sends me flying... back to somewhere i never wanted to be again. somehow this doesn't feel as good as it did when i started.

Forget (yet Another Poem)
Forget Please, I beg you, Forget him now, Forget his voice, Forget his words, Forget he said he'd love you always, Remember how many tears you cried. Forget that you would flutter, Forget you felt this for no other, Forget his sexy southern drawl, Remember how he let you fall. Forget he said he'd Forget you never, Forget him please, I beg you, dear heart of mine, Forget him please

Dream (poem)
Dream I long for the day to end, So that I can dream again. For only in my dreams are we, Together like we use to be. Once again you call my name, You say forever you'll stay Our lips slowly closer they draw as a soft kiss i begin to recall Your loving eyes again they gaze Making my very soul go insane For it aches and longs For you to be mine Your embrace will never be erased all the memories we made remain I reach out to touch your face, and I'm left reaching in the dark. I'm left with my dreams of me and you and how our love has turned me blue. So here I wait for my days to end, so that I can dream once again

Results Are In!
I hosted a 2 part Mumm to find out what the people of CT thought would be the best color to paint my Jeep.... well..... the results are in! In part 1, between Flat Khaki and Flat Olive Drab Green, the results were: Flat Khaki: 48.1% (25 votes) Flat Olive Drab Green: 51.9% (27 votes) see the reults Here In part 2, between Flat Black and Flat Olive Drab Green, the results were: Flat Black: 68.8% (22 votes) Flat Olive Drab Green: 31.3% (10 votes) see the reults Here Thanks to the CT'ers who voted and for the comments. I understand there are some people who are boycotting mumm voting because of the points... I think that's dumb and immature. It's a damn website, it's for fun, and just because you worked hard for the points you have and all that it's, well, too fuckin bad.

Angels (poem)
Angels Angels up above hear my pleas Bring my love back to me I need him more than you may know Because of his love I am whole Let the stars above in the midnight sky Be witness to the truth and lies Let him see without him I am not For our love I would have fought Forgive me and my simpleness I should ask for more not less But I am selfish, yes, to want the love That made everything around me sing Singing love songs even in the rain Erased all the memories that had caused me pain Taught me there is something to find If only I would take a little time Time to see that Love could be found Made me float off the ground Now without him my feet refuse to move My heart refuses to break in two For it knows our love was meant from you You send him to me because you knew He was the answer to all my prayers I was blessed to have him care Please, Angels above hear my pleas Bring my love back here to me.

Negative Attraction
Have you ever spent time wondering why many good people continually attract negative situations into their lives while others seem to attract nothing but beautiful situations into theirs. This concept contains power, possibility, and promise if you will use it. You are God's highest form of creation. You are a living breathing creative magnet. You have the ability to control what you attract into your life. There have always been small select groups of individuals who are aware of how to work in harmony with this natural law of the universe: The Law of Attraction. This law clearly states you can only attract to you that which is in harmony with you. Everything in the universe vibrates. That is based on the Law of Vibration. That includes your mind and body. Look at your body through a microscope, it is a mass of energy that is moving and vibrating. Your mind controls the vibration you are in at any given moment. You control your mind by the thoughts you choose. No one can caus

Good By Grandma G
Good by Grandma, you will be missed by us all. I will be heading out to help your oldest son, my uncle, early wed morning. Comming to lay your worldly body to rest, beside that of your husband. My you both rest peacefully for eternity, happily toghther. I know your spirit will see me, I know I will feel you there. All I want to be is strong for my mother, your daughter, as well as for my uncles in there time of need. Everyone except dad, who is unable to travel will be comming to see you off and celebrate your life. This will be my brothers wife and her son's first time flying, as well as the grandchild that is on the way. I hope they have a safe and relaxing trip. Grandma I love you and miss you already!

Missing You
SITTING UNDER THE TREE OF DESPAIR WONDERING WHERE U ARE TONIGHT. WISHING THAT I KNEW FOR SURE PRAYING THAT U R ALRIGHT. KNOWING THAT WHEN U LEFT AND THE WAY WAS NOT TOO CLEAN. JUST BECAUSE WE LET SOMEONE COME IN BETWEEN. THE THINGS U SAID , THE THINGS I SAID ARE ALL A BLUR INSIDE MY MIND. I HAVE TRIED TO PLAY IT BACK AT LEAST A THOUSAND TIMES. I KNOW THAT U WILL COME BACK THAT IS NOT MY WORRY OR MY FEAR I JUST NEED U DARLING BADLY I NEED U TO BE HERE. I NEED U HERE TO TALK TO WHEN MY LIFE GOES OUT OF SINC AND TO CALM MY FEARS TO LISTEN TO WHAT I THINK. TO DRY MY WEEPING EYES AND LET ME KNOW EVERYTHING IS OK I WILL BE HERE WAITING MY LOVE UNTIL MY DYING DAY. Courtesy of MsTags.com

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Kids 2
kids are our future treat them with kindness. we depend on them when we get old. they will be there for us in our time of needs. with out them we would probably have nothing in this world, but pain and sorrow. kids make us old quicker. they makes pull our hair out sometimes. but you still have to love them when they do some things bad and good. so love your children any way you can

The Way My Life Is Changeing For The Better
to the woman i love it is thanks to you that my life has changed.you have given me love and hope.you have made the anger and the hatred start to disappear.you have allowed me to feel the love and passion that burns deep in my soul and that has longed to escape.i am changeing for the better in my life now my love and i will keeps changeing because of your love you have helped to over come the darkness of my past.and a new man is being born with everytime we talk and with all the love you keep giveing me.i want to thank you for everything you have done for me my love.i also want to thank all of my close friends here on cherrytap that have stood by me and helped me through everything i have much love for you all.i am finaly able to have peace in my life.

Passion Is Born
Passion Is Born I close my eyes, sighing Melting into your soul Imagining feeling your touch Needing you to make me whole Arms wrapped around me Pulling me to your chest Embracing me in warmth Enjoying your sweet caress Staying like this forever In a state of total bliss In a different life time Hungering for your kiss Feeling your gentle touch Longing for ecstasy's splendor Hands quenching my thirst My heart to you I render Where everything is beautiful Love at it's purest form A thing of glorious wonder Feelings of passion are born

Before It Starts!!!
A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife... "Quick bring me a beer before it starts". She looked a little puzzled but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said "Quick, bring me another beer... it's gonna start". This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer when it was gone, he said... "Quick, bring me another beer before it starts". "That's it!" She blows her top... "You b**tard!! You waltz in here, flop your fat a$$ down, don't even say Hello to me & then expect me to run around like your personal slave getting you beer after beer. Don't you realize that I cook & clean & wash & iron all day long?????" The husband sighed & said... "Oh sh!t, it's started"!!!

Life
When life beats you down over and over again, when do you finally stop getting up? Or do you just think that the next time you get up it will be for longer.It is amazing at what someone can live thru.Mentally, Physically and spiritually. I wonder how many changes a person goes thru befor they die. Is it the same amount for everyone or is it not. I mean everyone is different, but it is not unusually to meet someone similar to your self? The psyche is fascinating.How it can differ from one to another,but match others in one way or another.I wonder if fate has a roll in it. it must, for it has a hand in everything else. I sometimes sit an wonder how much i myself can take befor i reach my breaking point.Why is it that the good people must suffer but they say nothing...yet people who get all the breaks are the ones whom are the ones that complain all the time...Nice people are also the ones with the most "walls"..every day,from behind their walls, they scream for release.yet they also

Cherry Princess Contest Winner!
Cherry Princess Cherry Princess Simply Complex 12473 comments Tropical Vacation #2 Resident Smart @$$ 11590 comments Rolex #3 Nassy V4mpir3 Bitch 3703 comments Rolex Thank you to all the lovely ladies of Cherry Tap who entered the contest! I had so much fun holding this contest, and I hope you all enjoyed it as much as I did!

"let It Go"
Let them go!! If you are holding on to something that doesn't belong to you and was never intended for your life, then you need to...... LET IT GO!!! If you are holding on to past hurts and pains ..... LET IT GO!!! If someone can't treat you right, love you back, and see your worth..... LET IT GO!!! If someone has angered you ........ LET IT GO!!! If you are holding on to some thoughts of evil and revenge...... LET IT GO!!! If you are involved in a wrong relationship or addiction...... LET IT GO!!! If you are holding on to a job that no longer meets your needs or talents .... LET IT GO!!! If you have a bad attitude....... LET IT GO!!! If you keep judging others to make yourself feel better...... LET IT GO!!! If you're stuck in the past and God is trying to take you to a new level in Him...... LET IT GO!!! If you are struggling with the healing of a broken relationship....... LET IT GO!!!

The Blocking
I have noticed a few things on Cherry Tap one thing this is supposed to be a site fr Adults, But I have a question Where are the Adults ? Well, instead of saying I would rather not talk to you or have you as a friend you do the Childish thing OH MY and thats called the blocking of a person real mature. Thats a good way to show the Adult in you. Pretty pathic if you ask me. I think as Adults you would have grown out of the lies you had as a child.As a child I would expect you act like a child but as an ADULT DON'T YOU THINK IT IS TIME TO GROW UP ? If you have to block someone and mak them feel bad you are a scum sucker. Becasue as a result you make the other person feel bad as though they did something wrong which in fact it is not the person you blocked it is YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO GROW UP!!!! It does not take much to let someone know you have no interest in them. I am sure as an ADULT they would understand. Pathic LIES ,USING OTHERS ,ECT . PLEASE JUST GROWN UP. NOT A HARD TASK PEOP

Some Kneels I Have Wrote
below is some kneels i wrote awhile ago i had alot more but i lost them when my comp crashed which sucks cause i had some really good ones lol . i can see my errors in these but i figured i would share them anyways. crawls to Sir her golden thighs kissing as she makes her way closer to Him, her softly silky highlighted locks falling around her face , she reaches Him and raises to her knees her bottom resting upon her heels, her arms locked behind her back , back tall and straight, she looks to Him and smiles her heart pounding in her chest, her beautiful brown eyes sparkling in His presence, her thighs spread even with her shoulders palms open resting on her muscular thighs , a blush dancing on her cheeks, as she is knelt before Him , wondering what He is thinking she tilts her head to the side slightly giving Him a sweet innocent look . she raises her head back upright, giving Him a flirtful winks , she smiles sweetly her nipples hardend from the words He says to her, feeling

Tequila & Salt
You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.>> 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. ****And always remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt, and call me over! Good friends are like stars........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there. 'Whenever God Closes On

No Matter What Happens
No matter what happens, No matter what you do, I hope that you will stay the same. I hope you'll always be you. God made you special, No one can take that away. So when the problems call And the darkness falls, Never forget that someone cares about you. Never forget your dreams; They aren't as far away, As you might think they seem. Let nothing get you down, And when the times get rough, Simply smile like a circus clown.

Job Searching
Well, to tell the truth, it's been almost 3 months now. I'm getting antsy. I need to work. I went to the school for help, and I sat in the employment office for 45 minutes waiting on someone to talk to me. Didn't happen. So far all the businesses have either been full up or not willing to hire someone they'd have to train. A couple of places were willing to hire me, but I'm not willing to drive 100 miles round trip a day for $10/hr. In the Jeep it would take ALOT of money in gas, not to mention the unnecessary wear and tear. SIDENOTE: I have "Deadliest Catch" on in the background. I love Discovery channel. They went grocery shopping and spent almost $3000!!! That's alot of greenbacks for food. It makes sense though, they are out at sea for long periods of time.

Seven Deadly Sins Survey
Again, thanx Wims! Seven Deadly Sins Survey Wrath Who did you last get angry with? My ex boss. What is your weapon of choice? Colt .45 Cold Cup Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Only if defending myself. How about the same sex? Only if defending myself. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? My ex boss (angry at me for his mistake.) What is your pet peeve? People who don't bath everyday, soccer moms, whining kids, government. . . Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go? The only person I will ever hold a grudge with is my ex boss. Sloth What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? Have sex (Oh wait, that is only in my world). Um . . . today, SLEEP! What is the latest you've ever woken up? 6:00 p.m. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? No one. What is the last lame excuse that you made? I don't make excuses. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way throu

Only Heaven Knows
i know that this is a lot more than love i can feel it in my fingers and my toes. it has been sent to me by the angels above and what comes next only heaven knows. i love the way u speak my name in the silence of the night. the way u brush the hair back from my face. to make sure everything is alright. the way u hold my hand and kiss my cheek the way ur eyes they shine. they way u tell me that u love me maes me know that u r mine. i know this is a lot more than love i can feel it in my fingers and my toes. it has been sent to me from the angels above and what comes next only heaven knows

Boy Catches Parents Having Sex!!!
Boy catches parents having sex!!! A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his Mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The Mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his Mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" asked his Mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

Joke To Cheer People Up (hopefully)
One fine afternoon an elderly gentleman tries to get into his local betting office. Much to his surprise, the door is locked. After a few more futile attempts at opening the door a man sticks his head out of a window. It turns out to be the bookmaker himself : - Sorry, but we're closed today! The elderly gentleman promptly replies: - But there's a sign on the door saying : Open : 9 - 4, and it's only half past eleven! to which the bookmaker says: - But those are not the opening hours; they are the odds that we're open today.

Lol
awww i came to the office all wet.... it's raining a LOT and probably will rain till thursday :) but i feel well! things are working like i wanted well not all, i need to be honest, but it's something i wont talk about here anyways, enjoy this super 80's classic

A Very Short Story
A Very Short Story Man driving down road. Woman driving up the same road. They pass each other. The woman yells out the window, PIG! Man yells out window, B I T C H! Man rounds next curve. Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies. Thought For the Day: If only men would listen

Music Of The Night
Night time, Sharpens, Heightens each sensation, Darkness, wakes and stirs imagination, Silently the senses, abandon their defenses, Helpless to resist, the notes I write, For I compose the music of the night Slowly, Gentley, Night unferrs it's splender, Grasp it, Sense it, Tremulous and tender, Hearing is believing, Music is deceiving, Hard as lightening, soft, as candle light, Dare you trust the music of the night Close your eyes, For your eyes will only tell the truth, And the truth isn't what you want to see, In the dark it is easy to pretend, But the truth is what it oght to be Softly, Deaftly, Music shall caress you, Hear it, feel it, Secretly posess you Open up your mind, Let your fantacies unwind, In this darkness which you know you can not fight, The darkness of the music of the night Close your eyes start a journey through a strange new world, Leave all thoughts of the world you knew before, Close your eyes and let music set you free,

The 55
Hah! I'm stuck in Survey Hell! (Or heaven...) This one's thanks to Miss CinDee. She's gettin' back at me for the two I posted last night... :) Tired of those same old 55 questions "about me" surveys? Well here are 55 that I guarantee you've never answered. 1. Is your second toe longer than your first? Slightly. 2. Do you have a favorite type of pen? I like quality pens. 3. Look at your planner for March 14, what are you doing? This assumes I have a planner... but I'm reasonably positive I don't have plans yet for March 14th. 4. What color are your toenails usually? Dark reddish pink. I have no idea what the color name would be. 5. What was the last thing you highlighted? Documentation at work. 6. What color are your bedroom curtains? Lighter blue 7. What color are the seats in your car? Black 8. Have you ever had a black and white cat? I have two right now! 9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on? Mix CD I did for StangMe. 10. Do you k

The One
There is this person i know. They mean more to me than the world. There the best thing that has ever happened to me. And could be the cause of my final fatality. To the person, i would give the world to. Because without them, the world would mean nothing. They showed me how to live life, and reach for the stars. Taught me how to appreciate, determinate, love and hate. I have no right to judge a judgmental world. So cynical, peaceful, joyous and scorned. If there is one single moment in life, where there is eternal bliss. I would lie right beside the person, and feel an immense bliss. For life means nothing, only what you make of it. If you don't take the time to look around, life will pass you. And before you know it, it'll be gone. So find that person that I already have. And never let go, just enjoy the journey as it comes along.

Is Having A Man A Must?
You want me to take it slow, Well how will I know, If you're the one for me, I guess I'll just wait to see, I'll wait and wait and wait, I'll sit around like I'm your bait. I want to give you my heart, My soul and my mind. I just hope and pray,I'm not wasteing my time. I'll just wait untill you're totally mine. Did I make a mistake,by trusting a man once again, How much can I take, When will the pain end? Why must I suffer, And how much can I take, from a man that only thinks of himself. That can't be good for my health, But yet and still, I still trust. (IS HAVING A MAN A MUST?).......CK1

Where In The World Is Christine?
I am a wife. I am a mother. I am a lover. I am a friend. Sometimes, I don't know how to be all of those things and still be me. To some extent, I was me when I was working. From 8 until 5, I was just Christine. I was ambitious as hell. I worked hard and got what I wanted. At the end of the day, I could look at my desk and know I had accomplished something! I quit because it became one too many roles to juggle. The stress was making me sick. So now, between 8 and 5, instead of being that ambitious career woman, I am a mother. Wait, what happened to Christine? I think I shoved her into this little silver box. The down side to that (other than you aren't paying me) is that I don't have to get dressed or practice any real social skills to exist in here. I don't really have to smile or laugh. I can type all my emotions, instead of expressing them. I think when I step out of the box, I'm dulled by the lack of real communication. It becomes difficult to inte

All About Me!! This Is A Cute Survey!
My Physical Survey Physical AppearanceHair ColorBlondeHieght5'11GlassesyesShoe Size12Casual or FormalbothLong or Short HairlongManicured or Naturallove it when I can get nails :)Eye ColorblueLet's get PhysicalLights on or Offon (better to see you :)Bed or TableOh my both Romantic or WildRomantic and then wyld Risky or SafeRiskyHugs or Kissespassionate kissesEars or NeckneckWalk fast or Slowslowley :)Dance or Tap FootDanceWalk or RideRideStay in or Go Outboth, but I am easy to pleaseSpontanious or Plannedeither are great if with the right personOrganized or FrazzledfrazzledEarly or LateLate (doing better LOL)Taken or SingleVERY SINGLE looking for a sugar daddy LOLHigh Places or Well GroundedWell groundedSwimming or SkiingSwimming...or floating LOL can't swimHiking or Beach StrollBeach strollVertical or HorizontalBoth are awesome!Bath or ShowerOH MY COME TO EITHER WITH ME!Roll-on or SpraySoft solid or gelHot or Coldwarm/coolTongue or LipsTONGUE MY FAVE but I love lips tooType or Writ

Im Fucked
so,after restraining myself for a month and a half,i still failed my piss test,the dr thinks my kidneys are starting to fail,and if i dont test negative at the end of this month,i go tojail,which wont matter,because if i dont pay the court 400 dollars in 10 days,i go tojail.virginia is the most fucked up state in the union,and i no longer feel like i have any rights or freedoms as an american citizen.anyway,its been nice meeting and learning facts about each and every one of you cherries,and ill never forget you,no matterhow long they stick me in thehole.just think,a wealthy person in va beach commits dui,causes injuries and gets 6 months probation,no jail time,while poor me gets to face 2 years probation and 6 months of jail for misdemeanor assault.there is no justice,but through my disease,perhaps god may bring me peace.

Sex Baby Lol
What\'s your favorite position??? Doggy StyleWow you are a bit experimental and you like to have fun. You make it loud and exciting but it lacks some passion BUT that can be good in some cases... lol Take this test

Redneck Letter
Dearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last West Virginia family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days. About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your fathe

More Poems (1)
Baby its you and me Baby it's you and me No one else Just you and me. You show me love I show you love back. Baby it's just you and me. I love you more than words can say I love you more then things can show Baby it's just you and me. You hold me close While we sleep through the night Baby it's just you and me. When I feel hopeless and lost You're there to tell me I'm okay Baby it's just you and me. Baby it's just you and me You Made Me Feel Alive Again At first I was alone And always criticized Then you came along And opened up my eyes You made me feel alive again And like I belonged Meant to be here with you And lie here in your arms You always make me happy Even when I'm sad You are my purpose, my life, and my destiny You are the only one, I will ever need MY LOVE FOR YOU MY LOVE FOR YOU Will NEVER BE THROUGH THE ONLY THING I COULD EVER WANT WOULD BE U I KNOW WE Fight ALOT OF THE TIME BUT ALL i WANT is FOR

Definition Of "sense"....
There is no firm agreement among neurologists as to exactly how many senses there are, because of differing definitions of a sense. In general, one can say that a "sense" is a faculty by which outside stimuli are perceived. School children are routinely taught that there are five senses (sight, hearing, touch, smell, taste; a classification devised by ancient peoples). It is generally agreed that there are at least seven different senses in humans, and a minimum of two more observed in other organisms. A broadly acceptable definition of a sense would be "a system that consists of a sensory cell type (or group of cell types) that respond to a specific kind of physical energy, and that correspond to a defined region (or group of regions) within the brain where the signals are received and interpreted." Where disputes arise is with regard to the exact classification of the various cell types and their mapping to regions of the brain. SIGHT** Sight or vision describes the ability to

Dreams
I still have that dream. The one where I am in the basement of my childhood home and Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum are sliding through a small pipe propped up on a ladder. The pipe is only two inches in diameter and yet they are able to squeeze through it like... um... two creepy things squeezing through a pipe.

Attentionn Friends With Big Hearts *from My Friend American Cherry*
MY GIRLIE GIRL IS IN YES A CONTEST BUT THE REASON BEHIND THE TATTOO IS ONE OF MORE COURAGE AND STRENGTH AND LEARNING HOW TO HEAL. BROTHA FOX WAS A EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD MAN TO HIS FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND HE WAS TAKEN FROM THEM WAY TOO EARLY IN HIS LIFE. IS THERE ANY WAY YOU CAN GO AND RATE HER TATTOO DEDICATED TO HIM AND HIS LIFE. COMMENT ON IT AND EVERYTHING . SHE IS LOST WITHOUT HIM AND IT HURTS HER FRIENDS ME INCLUDED THAT WE CAN'T HELP TAKE THE PAIN AWAY. JUST MAYE JUST MAYBE THIS WILL MAKE HER SMILE AND BE HAPPY FOR AT LEAST ONE DAY

Self Pics
hey ladies out there in cherry land. if you like showing off your nude pics like i do for everyone to see. go to www.wifelovers.com it is free and i have been posting there for years now. and for you guys there is a guy section to post or post your girlfriends pics too. hope to see some of you lovely cherry ladies posting there with me and if you do please let me know i would love to see your pics :) hugs and kisses satin

My Wrist
Went to the ER in Fontana last night... half of my left wrist and all of my forearm is severely sprained, while my index finger and thumb area of my hand is fractured. So, I guess that is where I hit the hardest. Still gonna ride this weekend. I have a splint on it.

Internet Problems
Just wanted to let my freinds know that do read these things that I am haveing trouble with my DSL it likes to work when it wants to, they are supposed to be coming out tomorrow to fix it or atleast tell me what I need to do to fix it, I am going to go up in my attic and redo the splice job I did where I used Cat 3 cable and going to use Cat 5 this time and instead of useing sodterless(not sure on spelling)contactors I am going to sodter it this time, and hope that helps out, well till then hope all that reads this has a great week and will be back soon I hope Scott

Damn Bloody Red Night
I knew he wasn't human. But I wouldn't let myself think about that. I focused only on the velvet tones of his voice. They washed over me, leaving me helpless to deny him. I followed him upstairs, watching in silence as he opened the door to his room. He ordered me to lie face down on the bed. I didn't question him. I just obeyed. He didn't bother to undress me. He simply pushed my skirt up to my waist, hooked his long, smooth fingers into the waistband of my panties, and ripped. Faster than humanly possible, he shed his own pants. I felt the mattress sink under his weight. He gripped my hips and pulled them up until I supported my weight on my elbows. My heart hammered against my chest. Slick cream dripped from my pussy. My whole body coiled tight, anticipating his entry. I wanted his cock inside me more than I'd ever wanted anything, even life itself. The tip of his cock pressed against me. I moaned, biting my lip to keep from begging. I pressed my hips toward him, arc

Fuck Contests!
Fuck stupid contests. It's all just a contest to see who can whore themselves better on Cherry Tap. I guess I should have realized this before, but thought I would see what would happen. It's not about who is cutest, who has the best tattoo, who has the prettiest eyes. The only thing that matters is how well you can advertise yourself and get people to comment bomb you. Fuck comment bombing!

At A Limbo
i found out today that 2 different sites for internship want me. both of which i would love to have. one is an all equine foaling/breeding/AI and the other is a mixed practice i would love the all equine one however i wont get as much medical practice in. and i would with the other but im not working with horses, the large animal aspect is llamas and alpacas =/ ugh the choices! and distance wont be a problem im moving this month and both are 10 mins away from where im moving. i love that i have options, but i dont want to make the wrong choice...

So...
So i got into a car accident on the 12th.. I was stopped on the freeway and this chick got hit by an invisible car and ran into the back of my car. (First she said a car hit her n knocked her 3 feet and into my car.. then she said her foot just slipped off the break *rolls eyes*). So anyways. I tried to go back to work on monday the 19th.. but i was in a TON of pain and ended u going home a few hours early. So i stayed home the 20th n went to the doctors. The doctor sent me for xrays (still waiting for the results) and is sending me to physical therapy. She said i could return to work anytime but i cant lift anything over 10lbs. My boss however, wont let me return to work until i am 100% better.. which could be anywhere from 3 weeks to 3 or 4 months. Oh! i almost forgot to tell you.. haha.. the night of the accident i went to the ER where they said i strained all the muscles in my back n neck. I already have scoliosis... so this accident just made my back pain like 10 times worse than

To My Guardian Angel
You are like my sister I am like your brother You were taken away from us to early And we miss you more everyday We all love you And we know you love us too For it is so true Through and through You are now our angel And you are watching over your family and me I know in my heart you are my guardian angel That only I can see I love you so much sweetie Your family loves you too We all miss you so much sweetie And we know you miss us too You are like my sister I am like your brother You were taken away from us to early And we miss you more everyday dedicated to my sweet beautiful departed adopted sister Elyse

Hello Peeps
So is it me or is this site great.I got more friends here in one day then in a paid site.Everyone is friendly but have no idea how to use all this stuff...Learning in process so bare with me..Any hints send me message to update profile..I seen alot of cool shit here but not figuring how to put it on my page yat..Peace

Blah
So I'm in some sort of funk...I dont know whats goin on with me. I almost got into a car accident today because some stupid fuckin cuntrag wasn't paying attention and pulled out infront of me. So I slammed my brakes on thank god we didnt hit but we were about an inch away from eachother..I'm tellin ya People out here are fucking DUMB. Never in my life have I seen so many stupid people in one area. Gotta love Florissant. Anyway, I took Dillon to his doctor's appointment today and then came home and started cleaning and as soon as I started cleaning I just felt shitty. I don't know maybe I should hire a maid or something hahaha wouldn't that be great. Maybe I need to go and smoke a big fatty and just chill out and zone off into my own space who knows...Anyway that's it I'm just blabbering anyway lol. Later all

Stupid Girl
i am just a stupid girl living in my own world thinking about all the passing days nothing will ever change the feelings r the same. i dont think u will ever change ur ways my heart is breaking hard opening new scars. my feelings growing stronger by the day. the aura of u has changed do u remember my name? i know my dear i am not the one to blame. Spanish graphics from My Onda - www.myonda.com

My Angel
What is an angel? An angelis a miracle. An angel is great, so is thier kiss. An angel is true love. When an angel is near you never feel blue. An angel chases all your tearsand fears away. An angels voice is the most beautiful sound. The voice of an angel is a heavinly jingle. This heavinly jingle can only be found in you. Even the touch of an angel is great. and you hope that that always stays with you. your so lucky if shes your fait. I found an angel cause i found you. Your a miracle. I love and miss you so much. You are my true love. Even when you hug me all my fears and tears leave. Im never blue when your around.

Beilieve
WINDS OF CHANGE HAVE BLOWN IN TAKING AWAY MY MY WILL TO LIVE TAKING AWAY EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE STRIVED FOR IN MY LIFE. WITH EVERY WORD SPOKEN THE DAGGER GOES IN DEEPER I AM LEFT ALONE IN THIS SEA OF HEARTACHE AND PAIN. I NEED TO GET AWAY FROM THIS TANGLED SITUATION THINGS COULD GET BETTER IF I JUST GO AND BELIEVE.

The End
Deep in the depths of pits Shallowness of the none Faking all your lives In the state of a blitz Your work is never done Falling down the shallow hole Be at one with nothing Having fun for something Down below there is nothing Up above....... Dead Bodies KLINZ 9/13/05

Our Troops
enough already we got sadom we will never get bin laden so let iraq deal with its own now and bring our troops home so they can be were they are need and appreciated and to all the troops job well done

For All You Sports Lovers
I AM GOING TO BE HOSTING A FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM CONTEST!! I KNOW MOST PEOPLE HAVE A FAVORITE TEAM IN SOME SPORT!! ALL YOU NEED TO HAVE TO ENTER IS A PIC OF YOUR FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM LOGO OR YOU IN SOME KIND OF APPAREL OF YOUR TEAM!! THIS CAN BE PROFESSIONAL OR COLLEGE SPORTS TEAM OF ANY SPORT IT DOESNT MATTER!! AND THIS CONTEST WILL START FRIDAY MARCH 2 AT NOON EST, AND WILL RUN UNTILL FRIDAY MARCH 9 AT NOON EST!! AND THE WHOLE WEEK OF THE CONTEST I WILL USE THE LOGO OF MY FAVORITE TEAM AS MY MAIN PIC!! I WOULD LIKE TO GET AT LEAST 25 FOR THIS CONTEST, WHICH SHOULD NOT BE HARD CONSIDERING HOW MUCH WE LOVE OUR TEAMS!! 1ST PLACE WILL RECEIVE A YACHT AND I WILL RATE ALL YOUR PICS 2ND PLACE WILL RECEIVE A CORVETTE AND I WILL RATE ALL YOUR PICS 3RD PLACE WILL RECEIVE A SILVER MOTORCYCLE AND I WILL RATE ALL OF YOUR PICS I WILL ALSO GIVE A SMALL GIFT TO ALL THAT ENTER MY CONTEST JUST FOR ENTERING!! THIS SHOULD BE A LOT OF FUN SO GET THOSE PICS INTO ME BEFORE FRIDAY A