I WAS SITTIN' FLICKIN' CHICKEN AND LOOKIN THROUGH THE PICKEN'S WHEN SUDDENLY.......
THESE GAURDS BROKE DOWN MY WALLS. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THEM AS THEY GRABBED ME BY MY SCROTUM AND STARTED PLAYING PING-PONG WITH MY BALLS.
OH THE AGONY OH THE SHAME...TO MAKE MY PRIVATES PUBLIC FOR A GAME....