Fubar Blog Posts 4

When Did I Fall Apart?
I'm not one for physical pain, and I'm sick to damn death of emotional pain! If I had any fucking guts, I'd down my sleeping pills, all of them and down this bottle of rum. I take that back, I do have guts. It takes guts to go on and deal with the shit that I do. I'm sick of people walking over me and thinking I am so insignificant that they can hurt me time and time again. I'm bent to the point of being broken. I don't have it in myself to do what I want, because for one, I do care how others feel and I do care about those who would be hurt if I did leave them here. But seriously.. how much can one person take? How much does it take to finally say "Enough"? My best bet is to rebuild the wall I tried so hard to tear down. That way, no one gets in and I don't expect shit from anyone. The only person I'd ever have to count on is myself. Bring on the bricks and let the building begin.

Dreaming Of You
I don't want to sleep because I'm afraid for waking up waking up without you touches my heart to deep I don't want to close my eyes because then I"ll dream about you and opening them reminds me of you I don't want to go to bed because that's the end of this day I can dream about you close to me but in real life you are far away I don't want to wake up again because I had a great dream you where there with me how sweet dreams can be

Sunday, December 10,2006
UPDATE ON ALAN WELL, WHERE DO I BEGIN? ALAN HAS GOTTEN WORSE SINCE MY LAST POST. HIS FEET ARE STARTING TO BOTHER HIM A WHOLE LOT MORE, MAINLY HIS LEFT ONE, HE TENDS TO CRAWL INSTEAD OF WALK. WE DID SEVERAL TEST ON ALAN TONIGHT. HE DOES NOT FEEL IT WHEN WE TOUCH HIS FEET. UNLESS WE PUSH REALLY HARD. NOW SOME OF U MAY WONDER HOW HE CAN TELL WHEN HIS FEET HURT IF HE CANNOT FEEL ANYTHING. I WONDERED THAT ALSO. I WILL TRY TO EXPLAIN THE BEST I CAN. IT IS KINDA LIKE WHEN U HAVE A MUSCLE SPASM IF YOU MASSAGE THE SKIN IT DOES NOT HELP. U HAVE TO LET THE MUSCLE RELAX FOR THE PAIN TO GO AWAY. WELL ALANS PAIN IS IN HIS NERVES, INSIDE HIS LEGS. TO HIM IT FEELS LIKE HIS FEET ARE ON FIRE. BECAUSE OF THE STRIPPED NERVES IN HIS LEGS AND FEET. THE NERVES ARE EXPOSED. I HOPE THIS IS MAKING SOME SENSE. HE HAS STARTED TO FALL MORE THAN USUAL. HIS FEET DOES NOT JUST HURT WHILE HE IS ON THEM, THEY HURT ALL THE TIME. I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE THE PAIN HE IS IN. AND

Onions And Christmas Trees!!
Onions and Christmas Trees!! A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.

Rewind Internally
I long to feel wanted your thoughts are of me. I'll match and exceed from years of longing. Your eyes and mine meet from time to time. Our hands clasp w/ fingers entertwined. Prints from a foot as it presses with waves. The ocean cleans hurt and replaces with warmth. A setting past and a setting sun,almost to permanent as I chose the wrong one. She doesn't know nor does she care but everyday a smile contines in place. I said yes and I work it internally but my love for my daughter will stay on her face. Damion

Muslim Plan For American Take-over
20 Point Plan to take over America by 2020 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A refugee from the Muslim Middle East thinks he has discovered Islam's 20-point plan for conquering the United States by 2020 – a plan revealed in the latest issue of Joseph Farah's G2 Bulletin. Anis Shorrosh, author of ''Islam Revealed'' and ''The True Furqan,'' is a Christian Arab-American who emigrated from Arab-controlled Jerusalem in January 1967. ''The following is my analysis of Islamic invasion of America, the agenda of Islamists and visible methods to take over America by the year 2020,'' Shorrosh says. ''Will Americans continue to sleep through this invasion as they did when we were attacked on 9/11?'' 1. Terminate America's freedom of speech by replacing it with statewide and nationwide hate-crime bills. 2. Wage a war of words using black leaders like Louis Farrakhan, Rev. Jesse Jackson and other visible religious personalities who promot

Anytime, Anyplace (poem To Get You Wet)
Anytime, Anyplace Hear the thundering rain, I move to your side. gently kiss your neck, our bodies begin to grind. Anytime, Anyplace, I'll make your body yearn Anything you have me taste, teach me and I'll learn. I can feel your hand, it's moving up my thigh, reaching for my love, I gently push inside. Anytime, Anyplace, I'll always give you more. Anywhere you need a touch, that's what I am for. I can feel your heart, beating strong and fast Ecstacy unwinds, We try to make it last. Anytime, Anyplace, My fantasy's realized Everytime we caress like this, I'm captured by your eyes Our bodies entertwined, passion starts to burn lay back and anticipate, tonight it is your turn. Anytime, Anyplace, our bodies turn to steam. This time you close your eyes and try to supress a scream. Soft, hot, and wet, we move up the pace. Pulsing jets of love, through your body race. Anytime, Anyplace, I'll make your body scream, This is my only wish

Friend Organization
Anyone else want a between way to view your friends? Over time i have accumulated too many and was trying to remove those that never speak to me but what a tedious process. I think i removed 8 before I gave up. I sent a email to CT support but never got a response. Partly my own fault got over 300 friends I want to get that down to 100 but not one at a time for damn sure.

Why Is Hate
I represent myself as a human entity, A being of who has a stolen identity. I stand here before you as a work of art, Letting you fault me with your self-centred heart. For no matter how sure one can seem, Someone out there is plagued with hatred - Of desires to destroy ones ever pending dream… As bitter words tear through me, As line-by-line you blemish me, As time is taken from me, You think I’ll let you label me? This is where I twist the rules, Your vicious game becomes mine to fool Call me a cheater - I’ll call your bluff Admit you’re wrong – it’s not enough. No piteous, ‘sorry’ can ever be true, Not a single plea will I ever listen to, You took my faith, My hope my care, You held me prey to evil, Tortured me to despair. What you did to me will stay with you, For my nightmares shall become your guilt For my suffering will haunt you too. Say I’m weird – curse my name, Hold that thought. I’d rather be different – than all the same…

Am I Or Are U
I am exactly what I am And not the way you'ld like to see me be I look outside long as I can Then I close my eyes and watch my world unfold before me I may not lead the simple life I've no love of my own If no one gives me all his heart I'll manage with the load I'm very used to feeling sad It doesn't make me cry And yes I do know how to love

Job
Well I put my 2 weeks notice in at work and they threw a fit. Told me I was leaving there at a bad time. Told them I had no choice, since the fact that i am moving. I want to be packed and ready to go by the 23rd of this month. I told them my last day was the 22nd. They want me to work the 23rd. i looked at them and laughed and told them i don't think so. I am not packing and then driving on the 24th. Do they really think I am that stupid. They had the nerve to tell me if i didn't work they would not give me my resignation and that they would put it down as being fired. I told them to go for it because on the notice i wrote out it says the 22nd. And to top it off they changed my schedule for this week. Now they want me to work this Saturday from 8 to 5 and i laughed when i saw that. I have plans already. I am not working, not when i made plans last week when i knew what i was going to work this week. OH well, guess i will miss my first day of work in 2 months there, they get pissy with

Oxymorons!!!!
1.Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2.Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3.If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 4.If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? 5.Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? 6.Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? 7.Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? 8.Why do "tug" boats push their barges? 9.Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there? 10.Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting? 11.Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"? 12.Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? 13.Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites? 14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things? 15.Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds? 16.If work is so terrific, why do they have to

Pay Close Attention
people are crazy i mean really.getting mad at dumb ass shit that happens on the net.hating on another person cause they said something to another in ya list.come the fucc on with that high school ass mentality.but then again hate on me all ya want i gives a shit.y?cause aint shit gonna happen to me from anybody on this site..well it could but i highly doubt it.the funny part is that while you catching feelings for this person they caught feelings with someone on ya list..lol...the phrase for today is"i dont care about haters".ok class all at once say the catch phrase...lol....i like most ppl on here but the truth is i wont see most of ya..but that dont matter to me as long as i have a good white girl..haha..oh no the hating is gonna be bad now..i mean come the hell on..i could blow up ppl's spots right now.i aint gonna only cause they havent hated on my ass yet but when this asshole does ima show his ass something thats gonna make him cry..last but not least..today is interracial day a

Happy Birthday!!!
Time, It passes, Like sand through your fingers, Like ocean through your toes, Like wind through your hair, Like the fire through your heart, And one day, it stops... That day is the reflection of the day you were born, Transcended into the present, Age becomes a number, Time becomes you, All the beautiful things you lived, All the tears you spared, All the happiness you shared, All the sadness life taught, You look back, And I hope you will smile, For some of us that know you, There is nothing more special than you, Your smile, your thoughts, you... Happy Birthday!

1st Round Of Deletions.
Well I just deleted about 30% of my friends list. takes forever with the way it is set up here. but I must have gotten the right ones on this round. Nobody said a thing. I wonder if people will start to bitch when I start unfanning them. Some people are so wrapped up in having lots of friends. Get rid of a lot of them and then see how it goes on the next round of deleting "friends" And if I did delete you and you still want to be a friend. drop me a note and let me know.

New Contest
MISS CHERRY IS HOLDIN A CONTEST and i am in it lol if u wanna vote for me i woudl luve it soooo mcuh :-) just starting so much love to ya all hope u havin fun in the festive "mad" season ok so im out peace everyone and remember plz vote for me (or at least vote for SOMEONE in the contest lol)

About My Loving Wife
This blog is dedicated to my loving Wife, Lisa Marie. She is an amazing person. Before I met her she was a single mother. now that I am with her I am as happy as can be, an she seems it too. She is an amazing person cause she was a single mother with a heart of gold, an she still has the same heart just now is taken. She also has an amazing voice. What makes her so special though too is that she is a smart, funny, talented woman. She is also extremely gorgeous. I love her for who she is. I truly do love her. Not for anyone have I ever stopped smoking or anything. I haven't had a drink since Nov 10&11, not that I drank that much anyway but i curbed it more then what i already had. I havent been this happy in the longest time and i thank her for that. I will Add more about her later And thats a promise

Bmw
BMW A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks Wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady With, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her accident, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price." Get more at www.hostdrjack.com

Three Men Died On Christmas Eve And Were Met By Saint Peter
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols." And So The Holiday Season Begins....

Two Old Ladies Are Outside Their Nursing Home, Having A Drink And A Smoke, When It Starts To Rain. One Of The Old Ladies Pulls Out A Condom, Cuts Off
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Maude: Where did you get it? Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.

In A Dark And Gloomy Room, The Fortune Teller Was Startled By What She Saw
In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was startled by what she saw In her crystal ball. She looked up at her customer, sitting across the table. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked: "Will I get away with it?"

5 Important Questions
This is what we have been waiting for...the true answers to 5 >>>really important Questions: >>> >>> Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S >>NIPPLES FOR? >>> A: It's Braille for "suck here". >>> >>> Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? >>> A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down >>under." >>> >>> Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? >>> A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a >>Goodyear. >>> >>> Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER >>WOMEN? >>> A: Because when they come, they're wild and >>wet. But when they >>>go, they take your house >>> and car with them. >>> >>> Q5. WHY DO WOMEN RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP >>IN THE MORNING? >>> A: Because they don't have any balls to >>scratch. >>> >>> Now, you know everything you need to know

-grown Woman
-Grown Woman Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he’s truly hers, he doesn’t need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn’t. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it—using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man’s time (i.e., don’t want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil’ bit of space makes the ‘together time’ even more special—and goes to kick it with her own friends.

Contest
please veryone that can please vote for me in the sexiest cherry contest need all your help thanks all!!!! http://cherrytap.com/user/455433 then under photos go to sexiest contest folder the pics is in there please comment and rate all you can thank you so much to all my family, friends and fan mwassss all!!!!!!!!!!!

When Grandma Learn To Email !!
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN GRANDMA LEARNS TO E-MAIL Dear Kids, I am very happy in the new residence you have put me in. This week we actually got to go outside for an hour. I haven't been feeling very good this week - the friend I shared a room with died yesterday. I am coping pretty well with my sorrows. It's been six months since you've visited me last, I guess you're all pretty busy. It's OK, I've learned to use the Internet to pass the time. And the computer in the rec room has a pretty decent web cam. So you can remember what I look like, look below. I have attached a recent picture of myself. You all take care, and write to me soon. With all of my heart. Love, Grandma

Anyone Like Havin Penpals
ok, this blog is on the serious tip.. i hadnt thought much about trying this before. but here is the scoop.... i have been looking for someone who doesnt mind penpals or writing.. i have a cousin in the pen and will be there for a little while so i'm just looking for a female that wouldnt mind writing back and forth just to give him female company... i'm not saying fall in love or send money or anything like that, we've got the money part covered and we get him what he needs and send him books to read and such... its just not the same with me writing him or family writing him as it would be for a woman to write him... so if anyone likes to write just contact me or if you know anyone that wouldnt mind writing.... if need be i'll foot the bill for writing material and stamps.. if not its cool. thought this was gonna be another funny blog or me bitchin again didnt ya?? lol

Law Enforcement...
A Senior's Advice on Law Enforcement... Pete, 65, of Homestead, Florida, Mississippi, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. Pete opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked, "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. Pete said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an armed response unit, and an ambulance showed up at Pete's residence and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the policemen said to Pete: "I thought

The Chrisymas Party!
Demise of the Office Christmas Party December 1 Memo FROM: Pat Lewis, Human Resources Director DATE: December 1 RE: Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the banquet room at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue. No host bar, but plenty of eggnog! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols...feel free to sing along. And don't Be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus! December 2 Memo FROM: Pat Lewis, Human Resources Director DATE: December 2 RE: Christmas Party In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday which often coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year. However, from now on we're calling it our "Holiday Party." The same policy applies to employees who are celebrating Kwanzaa at this time. Happy now? December 3 Memo FROM: Pat Lewis, Human Reso

What To Do ?
Life rhythms Seeking the calm inside the storm I sometimes step outside the norm And seek the voice of one in touch Who speaks of the divine and such Who places a perspective new Upon all the things I’m going through Who see with eyes different than mine Who brings my thinking into line With the order of life as it will unfold So I may accept this gift good as gold And make this moment the best it can be And follow the rhythm like tides of the sea And see the wonder of natures sweet plan To know life goes on within and without this man By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Did U Ever Wonder
Did u ever wonder why u try to care about someone who doesn't care about u? Why u let someone in ur life and they run u to the ground. Why is it that u try so hard to make things work and u only get bit in the ass. Why do people act like they care one minute then completely change. Why does this keep happening. Damn it sucks. If only I could find and be with that one guy who does and shows thats he cares, who doesn't run me into the ground, who trys as much as I do, and never changes. If only I was that lucky. Damn wouldn't that be nice.

An Answer
The value is such as it is seen Nothing known when one is green For only the pain can let us know The cost of love that to show A heart that breaks for lack there of Missing the gift from heaven above For nothing does part but love lost The loss is such beyond all cost Only the soul that aches so true Can appreciate a love found new One who knows it may pass away Will cherish the gift each and every day A fragile thing love will always be Something beyond all who can see Dreams may come true not once but twice A miracle when the heart turns to ice Cold and unforgiving what hate did destroy Lost in the pains forgotten all joy What may revive a heart turned to stone When love has fled and left one alone Only another that sparks forth the fire And is held with true deepest desire Longed for and cared for as no other before With love that lost and was no more The value is known through broken heart For only such love is never to part By R. Thomas Dinsmore

My Sex Sign
my sex sign Aries men: Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs - you never know what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be ready - he will rip your clothes off if he is ready to go. Don't tease him or you'd better be ready to deliver. Fond of slave master games and he likes it rough. Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where no woman has gone before. His favorite position: a woman on her knees leaning forward.

Christmas
Christmas is comeing fast.I hope everyone is ready for it. How are u all doing if u get a chance to let me know. I hope my friends are all doing good. hope u all have great planes for Christmas. love u all. hugs and kisses. Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com

Christmas Y
i do not celebrate the holiday i to spend holiday over some one house that u r not friends with and it was not your idea plus i have no one to buy gift for like kids or family who got thing to do that day so for give me if i am not in the holiday or even celebrate it

Ok
Well as you may see this lady love's her music my stash is getting to full lol i just like to thank all of you for the sweet sweet comment's you have gave me. I do try to get to you all and i will some have over a 100 pic's and lordy my finger's get's tired lol so on that again thank you and i do like CT.~Nancy hey as we say here in KY ya all come back now

Getting Off My Chest
another thing i do not beleve in is friends there is no such thing as a true friend b/c they either talk bad about u behind your back any never say it in your face wtf or say some thing just to get u to shut up b/c they rather not listen to u after u sit hour of time sitting with them and there problem but when it comes your time they rather say what ever i never claim to be perfect but i do say what i feel at the time i am not fake like some stuck up ppl on here tend to be who treat site liek it damn high school in the end it does not matter what i think or say really my opinion never coundted for much what i wanted to do in life

Just A Biker
I was just a biker I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But, you didn't see me and my brothers

Murphys Sex Laws
Murphys Sex Laws 1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2. Nothing improves with age. 3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again. 4. Sex has no calories. 5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. 6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. 7. Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got. 8. No sex with anyone in the same office. 9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. 10. A man in the house is worth two in the street. 11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 12. Virginity can be cured. 13. When a man’s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. 14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 15. The qualities that most attract

My Favorite Sayings:
Lifes a roller caoster we all ride so buckle up,shut up,and hold on! , Live,Laugh, LOVE! , Why do men fight losing battles when they know they are going to die,I guess its the hope that keeps all men alive. , If Barbie is so popular,why do you have to buy her friends? , Why do people who fall in love almost always wind up lonely,hurt,scared and scarred for life? , Save a drum bang a drummer... , Save a horse ride a cowboy... , Tears are the unspoken words of heartache and pain. , In the end everything tastes like CHICKEN and the chicken tastes good.. , Back to your roots,I'm cheif hit a bitch from the slap a hoe tribe... , Smells like fish,tastes like chicken,hold your nose and keep on lickin... , God is in the television,Jesus is in the VCR,Marys in the microwave and the devil is in your bed... , The hardest thing you'll ever have to face is yourself staring back at you.. , What or who do you see when you look at yourself in the mirror. , What do you when the only one who can stop you

Women
hello everyone so there is this girl that i've been talking to for a couple of months now. We've become close but i realize that no matter what i do, i'll never be able to make her happy....but she's gotten to close to me and now i can't turn away. And now it seems she's pulling away from me and it's killing me inside.Why does this happen to me?

12 Days Of Psp
12 Days Of PSP On the first day of Christmas My true love sent to me A program called PSP On the second day of Christmas My true love sent to me Two graphic groups And a program called PSP On the third day of Christmas My true love sent to me Three sets of brushes, Two graphic groups, And a program called PSP On the fourth day of Christmas My true love sent to me Four stationeries, Three sets of brushes, Two graphic groups And a program called PSP On the fifth day of Christmas My true love sent to me Five graphic files, Four stationeries, Three sets of brushes, Two graphic groups And a program called PSP On the sixth day of Christmas My true love sent to me Six sets of Alphas, Five graphic files, Four stationeries, Three sets of brushes, Two graphic groups, And a program called PSP On the seventh day of Christmas My true love sent to me Seven hundred e-mails Six sets of Alphas, Five graphic files, Four s

A Mess
Mom got into the morphine, er well dad gave her it, and let her take to much so she would feel...not just good, really good. so tonight im stuck here taking care of someone i cant lift, found that out a lil while ago. The new company taking care of her shipped all her meds for the month over by mail...my dad being the damn druggy he is got excited. He didnt hesitate to count all the pain meds like the morphine and other stuff to be worth over 2 thousand dollars worth...This is gonna be intresting. I can tell this isnt gonna work...It was hard enough keeping the other stuff hid when she only got her stuff by the refil. We'll see how the rest of the night turns out since as hard as i tried i couldnt get my sis to pull her ass outa bed to get my mom off me so we could get off the floor. Bah

Need Some Love
HEY TO ALL MY FRIENDS,AN FANS. I NEED SOME LOVE HERE I AM GOING TO BE OFF WORK FOR 3 WEEKS CAUSE OF MY ARM AND I NEED SOME LOVE FROM YA ALL I HAVE NOT BEEN GETTING THE LOVE AND ATTENTION I WAS GETTING BEFORE I STARTED MY NEW JOB I'M MISSING THE WONDERFUL FEELING PLZ GIVE IT BACK LOL JUST WANTED TO LET YA ALL KNOW I'M MISSING YA. LOVE YA ALL GIVE ME A SHOUT, RATE ME, OR JUST GIVE ME SME LOVE LET ME KNOW I'M STILL LOVED LOL. LOVE JAMIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ruby!!!!
I'm hereing this as I type I see her body move in deadly positions Her fingers graze my neck for the last time Her lungs are spilling out What's keeping me alive? What's keeping her alive? Let's see, let's cut of all her long blond hair Listen sweetie You never meant that much to me Hope your eyes can see What you did to me You'll always be my enemy I see the victims of the deadliest poison My face has turned her skin chalk white My lungs are spilling out What's keeping her alive, but was she ever dead? Let's see, there's footprints trailing out of the morgue Listen sweetie You never meant that much to me Hope your eyes can see What you did to me You'll always be my enemy I see her body move I watch her body move She's deadly poison My only poison I see her body move I watch her body move She's deadly poison My only poison Let's see, let's cut of all her long blond hair Listen sweetie You never meant that much

Ohhhhhh My Penis Died - My Favorite Joke
There is this little old man in the nursing home crying "Ohh my penis died, ohhhh what a terrible day my penis died" The nurse comes along and says "Mr. Johnson what is your problem" The little ole man screams "Ohhhhh my penis died, I am so sad my penis died" So the nurse takes him off and gets him settled in. The next day Mr. Johnson comes shuffling down the hallway with his penis hanging out of his pants. The nurse said "Mr Johnson what're you doing? I thought you said your penis died" Mr. Johnson replied " It did ... today's the viewing"

Mental Health Hotline
Old, but still one of my favorites* "Hello and welcome to the MENTAL HEALTH HOTLINE. If you are suffering from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, press 1, repeatedly. If you are Co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have Multiple Personalities, press 3, 4, 5 & 6. If you are Paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are Delusional, press 7, and your call will be transferred to the Mother Ship. If you are Schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are a Manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press ... no-one will answer. If you are Dyslexic, press 96969696969696. If you have a Nervous Disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line. If you have Amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mother's and grandmother's maide

20 Things About Me
1. im shy at first until i get to know how you feel around me..i aint gonna be all loud and shit so u think im some crazy bitch, but give it time and i will show u what its like to be around me 2. i love to read, im a big v.c. andrews fan..i also write some things..which i have on here in my blogs 3. i CAN NOT have anymore kids, no matter how many of these guys ask me to have their baby! and yes some of them do! 4. i am in a relationship....i do not cheat..and i have told men this so many times and they dont seem to listen 5. i do not get along with women...i have a few friends....dawn...nikki....angie...beth...kristi...keri...and i know all of them in real life except kristi..but i know me and her would get along great 6. i am not a bitch no matter what you may think...but if some bitch comes to me and starts shit i aint gonna sit here and take her shit...im gonna call her on a few things 7. for all of you guys that ask me to see the private pics...i will once again say this...I

Lol I Just Spend 319 500 Cb !! You All So Deserve The Gifts !! Xoxoxo Thank You So Much For Joining Cherrytap Santa Claus & Mom Contest !! Ttyl
ROCK STAR ENGLA's sent gifts Seasonal & Specials: 256 Love & Friendship: 363 Party Time: 243 Spicy Gifts: 24 V.I.C.: 10 The last 500 gifts. CHERRYTAP SANTA CLAUS WINNER = 1ST PRIZE = Egg Nog sent to corky1952 on Mon Dec 11, 2:58 pm Dozen Roses sent to corky1952 on Mon Dec 11, 2:58 pm Silver Motorcycle sent to corky1952 on Mon Dec 11, 2:57 pm 2ND PRIZE = Egg Nog sent to Tomcat .. Can't leave his friends! LOL on Mon Dec 11, 3:03 pm Dozen Roses sent to Tomcat .. Can't leave his friends! LOL on Mon Dec 11, 3:03 pm Rolex sent to Tomcat .. Can't leave his friends! LOL on Mon Dec 11, 3:02 pm 3RD PRIZE = Egg Nog sent to sexman60 on Mon Dec 11, 3:07 pm Dozen Roses sent to sexman60 on Mon Dec 11, 3:06 pm Men's Ring sent to sexman60 on Mon Dec 11, 3:05 pm SANTA MOM CONTEST = 1ST PRIZE = Egg Nog sent to Jen angelshadrach on Mon Dec 11, 4:07 pm Dozen Roses sent to Jen angelshadrach on Mon Dec 11, 4:07 pm Silver Motorcycle sent to Je

The Nine Degrees Of Submission
The outright non-submissive masochist or kinky sensualist Not into servitude, humiliation or giving up of control; just pain and/or spiced-up sensuality, on the masochist's own terms for the masochist's own pleasure (ie: being turned on solely or mainly by one's own bodily sensations, rather than being turned on by being "used" to gratify one's partner's sadism). Pseudo-submissive non-slave Not into even playing "slave", but into other "submissive" role-playing, e.g.: schoolteacher scenes, infantilism, "forced" transvestism. Usually into humiliation, but NOT into servitude, even in play. Dictates the scene to a large degree. Pseudo-submissive PLAY slave Likes to play at being slave. Likes to *feel* subservient; may in some cases like to *feel* that one is being "used" to gratify one's partner's sadism; and may even really serve the dominant in some ways, but only on the "slave's" own terms. Dictates the scene to a large degree; often fetishistic (e.g. foot worshippers).

Real
You think you're living a life of bliss You play so innocent in this game of lies Top it, one after another Come on, get scared, theres no reason for you to feel You had no heart in tearing me apart Inside out I wanted everything to be my way Never fails, never seems to defy Fucking bring it, I'll have the last word Cant let this be the way my life goes, forever Time for a change, I'll make that change Kill me now, for later you'll wish you had So fucking pathetic You're tearing yourself down without knowing Jump to what you think is real Find out the hard way No, I dont wish for you to be happy Why should I? I guess Im just that way And your pain will bring a smile to my face See what I felt? It is real Nothing harder than the truth Cry your tears and let me see them come out of you Feel the hate Feel the destruction of your own heart Fall to your knees, beg for it to stop But it wont, and that is life, and that is real

Help - Please?!!!!
Does anyone know where I can get the cord that goes from my digital camera to the computer? (the usb cord) My dog chewed mine. And until then - I can't upload anymore pics from my webcam. =( *cries*

Tell Me Baby
LASTS Movie watched: wisegirls Person kissed: Tiphany Person hugged: Zachary Phone call: Brad "Love": Brad "Hate": hmm IM: Aaron Place driven: Morhead to take the kids to the dr. Food eaten:lol Sauerkraut Song listened to: no shure Song sang: the wheel on the bus Person to compliment you: Tommy Alcoholic beverage consumed: Rum Drug taken:uh legal or illlegal EXPLAIN Drugs you've taken: pot,coke,crank,acid,pain killers,downers,shrooms, Sex: i love sex woohoo!!! Your boyfriend/Girlfriend: what is there to explain here Your best friend: ok i ask it again Your craziest drunk experience: lol i though i was a frog lol Your favorite thing: computer Your least favorite thing: work Your biggest Fear: my kids being hurt Your favorite item of clothing: no clothes Your mood: sleepy WORD ASSOCIATION: Gun: smoke Love: hate Photo: sexy Movie: tv Green: shit Bed: water Underwear: were? Mom: bitch Dad: gone:(( Beach: sweat Myspace: s

Sexual Zodiac
Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Tuesday Is Here!
hi everyone... tuesday is here, and i'll have my video endoscopia... if you don't see me around tomorrow it's because maybe i'll be under too much anesthesia... otherwise i'll be here early ;) ahh... and i'm bouncer now ;) hugs ♥

Italy
ok so im in italy having fun dont know how much ill be on here though after today i doubt ill be coming home im having alot of fun and im going to miss alot of people and you know who you are so thats all i got to say later jake

Monday Nights @ The Gym..
So I went to the gym a little while ago, after I got off of work; I had a great workout! There were sooooo many people there, omg.. I go all the time and there is never HALF the amount of people that were there tonight. My theory is this: People eat like shit, drink, and are generally lazy on the weekends.. they are at work all day and feeling guilty for their gluttony and feel the need to hit the gym thinking that will make it all better. I didn't have to wait for equipment or anything, because the gym is huge and has a lot of machines. But for fuck sakes! There were a lot of people! ;)

What Does You Birth Date Mean?
Your Birthdate: April 24 For you, love is a natural progression from friendship. You are almost always friends first. In love, you are loyal, steady, and honest. You are not a cheater or even much of a flirt. You are likely to stay friends with your ex... and open to rekindling something in the future. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 4 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 1 You are most compatible with people born on the 6th, 15th, and 24th of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

What Does Your Birthday Show
Your Birthdate: March 25 Calm and understated, you struggle to express your love with words. Over time, your partner learns to recognize your passion by the actions you take. You're good at wooing someone slowly, without them even realizing it! Number of True Loves You'll Have: 2 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 2 You are most compatible with people born on the 7th, 16th, and 25th of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

Romance Is A Joke
I truly beleive i need my head examined. I have been so starved for romance and affection that i let my emotions play me for a fool. men are evil. Silver tounged devils. I watched a movie, Pride and predjudice today. It's a few years old...but i had never seen nonetheless. I truely beleive things are the same as they were 200+ years ago..probably for thousands of years. Women pining for a romantic man..wanting to be consumed my never ending life enveloping love and angst,...so much so that we end up compromising ourselves just for a hint of affection. Like anyman that comes along and pays us the least bit of attention deserves whatever he wants. I was certain i could be different...guard myself from th epain and bullshit. But i am trapped in a loveless sexless affection free marriage to a man i distain and detest most days... and letting my emotions get wrapped up in some man i barely know just because of a few kinds words he bestowed upon me. And what for??? To look like a foolish si

How To Be A Great Bartender
After many years of bartending i figured out why some bartenders are good and others are great. A great bartender is a combination of two aspects of bartending. To be a bartender, you have to be a gin slinger and you have to be a barkeep. As a barkeep, it is your job to make the people welcome. You remember the regulars, and even those that only come in from time to time, you know their drinks and remember their joys and problems. You make the customer feel welcome, and you know how to bring a laugh to their lips. As a gin slinger, you know your drinks, you mix accurately, and consistently, and yet you can tailor your drinks for the individual. You are quick, getting people what they need when they need it, never leaving a single person behind, even if you have to ask them to wait their turn. To be a great bartender, you have to have an equal mix of both of these aspects. If you are all gin slingers, the people will love their drinks, but never come back. If you are all barkee

Happy Holidays/merry Christmas
Happy Holidays/Merry Christmas to everyone here on Cherry Tap. Spiritual beliefs shouldn't matter at this time of year. This is a time where we all should pull together, especially with our family and friends. I hope that everyone has a wonderful holiday season and that you all be thankful for each and every day you have with those you love! Greg (Dreamweaver)

Just So Ya Know
I haven't fallen off the face of the earth, some of you know I had knee surgery awhile back and I'm still kind of recovering...life is still up and down....mostly down of course lol but hey if it wasn't I would be totally lost :-| anyway...... Thanks to everyone who has left comments for me....nice to know I'm thought about *hugs* love you guys....just wanted to make sure yall knew that :-P ok, enough with da mushy shyt lol xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo Leah

Wish
I long for the cold linoleum of insane asylums... Such white history...how it hisses it's secret's! I long for the cosmic scarletite of lost dreams... How they scream to me, every night- calling, calling... I long for the once resplendent beating heart- It pulsates inside me like a hornet's nest... The dumb vibrations, the sting... I long for my ensanguined purity- though it be tainted by cold steel... I long for the bleeding to stop- though bleeding leads to cleansing... Upon a happenstance... I may even wish - Or perhaps dare... Even believe- in life. VJA 2006

Behind You
I sneak up behind you while you are sitting at the computer. The back of your neck tingles and you feel my presence. You realize I am there when you feel my fingers wrapped in your hair. You gasp as I pull you to your feet. As you try to speak I take my other hand and force my fingers in your mouth. You gag and become quiet. You realize my control over you and that you have no choice to my will. Fear rises up with in your body as you wonder what I will do next. I remove my fingers from your mouth and place the over your throat. Your pussy tightens and excitement rushes through your spirit. You can feel my hot breath on your neck. My teeth bite deep into your soft skin. My hand tightens around your throat. My other hand is pulling you closer to me with your hair. Your breath quickens. You melt into the pain and your pussy dampens. I quickly release you and spin you around to face me. Before you can say anything I force you to your knees with my hand on your throat. You can see my expose

Hungry
Excuses for cannibalism -Trapped on elevator for more then 4 hours. -Sale on Carl Buddig thin sliced lunch meat ended. -Accidentally spilled barbque sauce on friend at cook out. -Confused by cow costume on Halloween. -Couldn't resist bacon smell coming off of sunbathing neighbor. -Hand in jar at lab was 'just sitting there unused'. -Told them to turn the damn music down. ....... (Again, from my livejournal)

Holiday Hectic
~The hustle the bustle, and of course i have already scolded those whom would disregard those around them for a simple gift ( after all if we got everything we wanted all the time... cliche as it is ... we still would not be happy.. what we seek lies only subtly in monetary gain, financial security leads to possibility.... and i'm not talking xbox 360 though yes i want it, i can wait though ;-) ). What about those who are working to get you out the door with those purchases? I've said it every year and i will as long as this mouth and these fingers work. People... please please stand up for the customer service worker! There are times i am appalled at how people treat those who are working. The cashier has no power.... and no, when things change as quickly as they do around the holiday season they aren't going to know everything right off the top of their head especially if they are seasonal. Now deal with the picky sup

Disfunctional Family
In the begining I was new to it all. I had no idea what I was getting myself into and actually the whole idea was pretty silly to me. Then I started hanging out with them more and more and I realized why they are called a family. They are not your typical family, they dont live together, hell most dont even live in the same state, but that never seemed to matter. They loved each other like brothers and sisters, I knew about their kids, boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands, and wives. They knew more about me then my realy family knew about me. They were my internet family. A group of friends that were always here for each other no matter what happened. Well something happened that we forgot to take into consideration. Time happened. We have real lives, real families, real jobs. We cant spend our days on the computer and stay up all night talking to each other. In the begining all you think about is each other you are so excited and all you want to do is be there to talk to them, afraid you

How Do I Go On
So much like a dream my life has become each day let you get close hoping I dont get burned,can you promise me forever can you promise me i wont get hurt can you say you wont make me cry....No none of these even you can give..but each day I go on

What The F**k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We are all adult's, aleast most of us. This shit about NSFW is bullshit! Just because you deem it NSFW doesn't mean people are not going to look at it at work. They need to stop f**king with our profiles and pics. Stop making pics and albums invisible, let us decide what is open, and private. Grow the F**K up yourselves, whoever you are!

Wishful Rubbing
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning: "Ohh, I need a bike! Ahh, I need a bike!"

Sick Soldiers
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis, Sir" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front, Sir." "Good man." says the Major. He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic piles, Sir" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front, Sir." "Good man." says the Major. He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic gum disease, Sir" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir"

In Honer Of Sepcialist Brennan Chris Gibson...kia Yesterday In Iraq (rip)
Pick a soldier..any soldier on this site. Pick more than one if you will..and tell them how much they are appreciated...Do not let them think for one moment that they are not appreciated... Do this to honor: Specialist Brennan Chris Gibson My nephew. Killed yesterday, when their convoy was hit by a roadside bomb.... Thank you. (repost of original by 'Flamewalker' on '2006-12-11 21:14:35')

Tuesday Tides...
"I shall never be ashamed of citing a bad author if the line is good." - Seneca "The town where I grew up has a zip code of EIEIO." - Martin Mull "My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years." - Cathy Ladman

Sexies Older Male Contest Over 30
HELLO THIS IS FOR ALL OF MY FRIENDS , FAMILY AND FRIENDS OF FRIENDS. i NEED YOUR VOTES IN A CONTEST. IM SURE YOU HAVE ALL HAVE HEARD ABOUT HERE ON CHERRY TAP. IT IS THE BIGGEST CONTEST SO FAR, WELL OVER 100 CONTESTANTS. AND I WOULD REALLY LOVE TO GET YOUR VOTES. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RATE A 10. AND COMENT ON IT EVERY COMENT COUNTS AS A VOTE. http://cherrytap.com/images.php?u=158234&albumid=137375 SO TELL YOU FRIENDS TO VOTE AND THEIR FRIENDS TO VOTE LETS MAKE THIS THING EARTH SHATTERING LETS KEEP THIS CONTEST TO BE A REALLY HUGE THING. AND AFTER VOTEING IF YOU ARENT ON MY FRIENDS LIST COME AND SEND ME A FRIENDS REQUEST .

Colors
Rainbows created my imagination As it arched across the sky On one end there sat you At the other end, there sat I Imagining I could slide across Over the rainbow to the end There would be my pot of gold The sweet love of my dear friend The rainbow is a connection Like a bridge from me to you It appears joined by sunlight Then the grey skies turn to blue Arriving after the rainstorms It became so evident to me Thoughts of love follow rainbows They arched right across the sea A colourful arching rainbow It has no gate, it has no door It reaches from friend to friend It arches from shore to shore

Friends W/ Benefits!!
It doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery. Here's how it works: Statistcally speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post this as "friends w/ benefits

Apc
These are the lyrics to some of my faorite songs by A Perfect Circle Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Ryhtym Of The Wardrum Don't fret precious I'm here Step away from the window (step away from the window) Go back to sleep Safe from pain and truth And choice and other poison devils. See, they don't give a fuck about you, like I do. Count the bodies like sheep (like sheep, like sheep, like sheep...) Count the bodies like sheep (like sheep, like sheep, like sheep...) Oh! (repeat and fade) Counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums Count the bodies like sheep (like sheep, like sheep, like sheep...) Oh! (repeat and fade) [Indistinguished Yelling (sounds like one of Hitler's speeches)] Go back to sleep Go back to sleep (Counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums) Go back to sleep Go back to sleep (Counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums) Go back to sleep Go back to sleep (Counting bodies like sheep, lik

How Some Common Phrases / Traditions Came About
The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s: Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the bath water.. Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs)

Always Believe In Miracles
----- Always believe in MIRACLES!! Three years ago, a little boy and his grandmother came to see Santa at Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin. The child climbed up on his lap, holding a picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. "Your friend? Your sister?" "Yes, Santa," he replied. "My sister, Sarah, who is very sick," he said sadly. ; Santa glanced over at the grandmother who was waiting nearby, and saw her dabbing her eyes with a tissue. "She wanted to come with me to see you, oh, so very much, Santa!" the child exclaimed. "She misses you," he added softly. Santa tried to be cheerful and encouraged a smile to the boy's face, asking him what he wanted Santa to bring him for Christmas. When they finished their visit, the Grandmother came over to help the chi ld off his lap, and started to say something to Santa, but halted. "What is it?" Santa asked warmly. "Well, I know it's really too much to ask you, Santa, but .." the old woman began

Tom Is Nuts...
You guys keep saying that to me when you view my lil CherryTap stuff... Butt I am not just nuts... I have a big penis also... :) Have an awesome day and share my site with others... I love to make people enjoy life.... in all ways ( ladies... ) :) See ya!

Driving
Sit behind the wheel and drive. If you park, you risk the chance of loosing that lane taking you to another highway. If you drive to fast, you might miss that turn leading gearing you into another direction of change. If you slow down, you will let the others pass you and take your lane. If you drive the limit, you risk getting hit by another driver. My advice.... walk

Pheobe
Hey guys, I entered my cat pheobe in a cutest pet contest. I would totally appreciate it if you guys could come help her win, The winner is the one with the most comments so please if you could stop by and comment bomb her. We are pretty much neck in neck with one other person and I really want my kitty to win. I always try and help others when I can so if any of you could help me I thank you in advance.

Italian Boy's Confession
An old classic. . "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl". The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" "I cannot say." "Was it Teresa Volpe?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Nina Capelli?" "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." "Was it Cathy Piriano?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?" "Please, Father, I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "4 months vacation and five good leads."

Sensual Pleasures
Candy Covered Kisses Coated with candy covered kisses Perfect pink puckers fancies Sweet nectar of love A gift presented to a dove Worn with honor on the face Sensual lips wrap around Moisten and wet to surround Motion thrust, forward and back Releasing salty taffy tastes Confections sweet as Bazooka Sated thirsts of carnal need Intention of service and pleasure Guttural moans, primal grunts heard Continual momentum until a final thrust Burst and eruption placed loving on the bust Moving quickly to mask the face Slipping out the tongue to sneak a little taste Eyes smile for the lips are occupied As the dance begins, gentle licks harden quick Quicker still is the beat continue kneeling at His feet Hips do grind and thrusts do jab Hitting the Epiglottis can make one gag Steady now, don’t you dare Nasal breathing slow and quick Help push past getting sick Fast, hard show until the release Once again to graced with jizz’med cheeks With eyes look up and see th

Abortion Is Homicide
It's too little too late to fuss You played a game based on pure lust You gave up your life when you saw two pink lines on the stick of fate Now what? Don't kill it The regret might kill you You will end up missing the baby you never knew Don't try to keep your image swallow your pride In my book Abortion is always Homicide

Too Sick
ok so it goes a lil like this im sick - i feel like shit and the one person i need to talk to to make me feel better i cant find wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh apologise to u guys i wont be on much in the next 24hrs - but will accept ur friendship requests asap now im off to bed (again lol) have a lovely evening/day much love and happiness Louise xoxoxo ps......... i so appreciate ur comments and ratings i know i am goin to be hell behind so im so sorry but i will return the luv as soon as possible :-) later ppl......peace xo

Time
Time is a curious thing I never stops no matter what Like life it just continues moving forever onward never stopping I sit and wonder what would happen if just once time stopped moving And all the world just took a moment to reflect on all they've done Time what a curious thing Never breaking for an instant If only time were infinite for me oh what I could do then But would I want to? Yes time is a curious thing

Watching And Wondering
Watching and Wondering The world passes by watching waiting wondering why does it feel like im not here friends joke laughing i know i should i sit there my mind wandering from me i smile wondering if they see through me see my false smiles fake laughter shattered dreams questiong if they hear my thoughts see my fears my sadness my doubts my anger heartache wondering if i feel anything i watch through my eyes as if they arent my own by T.L. Ford

Read Me!!!!
http://www.ninjatactics.net/radio_juggalo_music_icp.html CHECK THIS SHIT OUT! FOR ALL THE JUGGALOS AND LETTS OUT THERE> THIS SHIT IS FOR YOU!!! IF YOU DONT ALREADY KNOW ABOUT IT!! MUCH CLOWN LOVE! CHRISTINE! A.K.A Steve-O (Rain)

In Case I Wasn't Clear The First Time!!
OK HERE IT IS! NO MORE MR. FUCKIN NICE GUY. IN CASE YOU CHILDREN DIDNT UNDERSTAND ME THE FIRST TIME(YES I SAID CHILDREN CAUSE THATS HOW YOU ACT). YOU NEED TO REMOVE MYSELF FROM YOUR MEMORY OR SOMETHING. I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. AND CREATING NEW ACCOUNTS TO COME DO WHATEVER ON MY PAGE AND THINK I WONT RECOGNIZE AN OLD SCREEN NAME IS GETTING PRETTY FUCKING OLD. SO JUST BE ON WITH YOURSELF AND LEAVE ME AND MY G/F ALONE. WE ARE HAPPY TOGETHER. DONT FUCK UP WHAT I HAVE BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE WHAT YOU WANT. SELFISH FUCKING BITCHES. THANKS, MANAGEMENT

The Shocker!
Usually the shocker begins with 3 fingers and a willing lady, but today the shocker for me is all of you. I signed uo this account mere days ago. I signed in today to find hoardes of comments, popped cherries, and friend requests. I love you all. You kick ass. When in a not safe for work zone- come see me on brokendollz.com. And if you want to sign up, make sure you do it through my profile banner on the site...whoo! -fedora

Search
My search is finally over Now that I've found you I won't have to make another wish Upon another star Now I know that dreams do come true And there's really a happy ending I no longer need to wait for prince charming Or kiss another frog Now I can smile Without haveing to hide a thing I open my heart to you Knowing that you're the one That Ive been searching for All my life Haveing a real reason to live another day I don't have to ask where you are Now that I have you My search has come to an end After all this time You're the one I was looking for

When You Love Someone
When you love someoen you stick by their side through thick and thin. when they have a bad day you stand by them and support them all you can. when they have good days youlaught with them. on the days they are sad you try your best to help them laugh through the tears. when they hurt you hurt and all you want to do is take their pain away even if that means bringing that pain onto yourself. when they are sick you stand by them . you take care fo them hold their hands when they are to weak to carry on. when you love someone the sound of their gentle breathing while they sleep tends to bring a smile to your lips that touches your heart. when you love some sometimes the simplest things like watching them sleep peacefully brings you the greatest joy. when you love someone you want there to be a sparkle in their eyes and a smile on their lips. if you love someone like this let them know howmuch they mean to you. have a very blessed day.

West Virginia Home Security System
Cute and cheap, and do not need a man to install. WEST VIRGINIA HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and your National Rifle Association magazines. 3. Put a few giant-sized dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Bobby Joe, I went for more ammunition. Back in about an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyways, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait in your truck till I get back."

Thinking Outside The Box
Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor." "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful-lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so? And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.

Naughty Application
naughty application Body: 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will u have sex with a stranger for me?(with pics) 26. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? See who will fill this out and resend it....I will

Texas Flood
Texas Flood Yeah so our backroom flooded saturday. I did not find out about it til I got home late saturday night, (really early sunday morning). By then half of the carpet in the backroom was soaked up as well. I stayed up all night soaking it up with towels, throwing them in the dryer and doing it all over again. The water seemed to just keep coming. The appartment that we are in is at the end of the drainage line and there are at least three other apartments hooked up to the same line. So when the plumbing is stopped up, it all backes up into our place. *EWWW GROSSSS!!!* So I stayed up till nine a.m. and called the appartment office and left them a message telling them the problem. Of course they are closed on sunday, so I left a message on the pager. Anyway they called me back later that day and a plumber came and fixed the problem by about 6:00 p.m. By then the entire carpet was soaked again. Well, Ezra and I got the mess all cleaned up again. Even using a

Stressed Santa
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys >as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. > >Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. > >When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth >and two had jumped the fence and were out Heaven knows where. More stress. > >Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the >ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider >and a shot of rum. > >When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there >was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into >hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice >had eaten the stra

News
My son Mike called me today he got to come home briefly to do some things, he told me they are doing 14 months of cemo.3 days this month, 5 days next month and 5 days the next and then from there gonna slow days down a bit. It did spread to the bones but they seem to be hope full after 14 months of cemo whatever is left will be removed through surgery.

What A Message!
To realize The value of a sister/brother Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special. To realize the value of a friend or family member: LOSE ONE. The origin of this letter is unknown, But it brings good luck

Scotch Broth
Scotch Broth This is a traditional Scottish recipe for a hot soup or broth. This recipe has many variants and is often handed down from generation to generation. Whilst Mutton is the traditional ingredient (for stock purposes) for this soup, some form of boiling fowl (stewing fowl) or shin of beef may be used as a direct replacement. This should provide sufficient quantities for approximately seven people. Try to use fresh vegetables where available. Ingredients 1lb mutton or one-year-old neck of lamb 3 pints of water 1oz pearl barley and 2oz dried peas, soaked overnight A large carrot, a large onion, a small leek (all sliced according to taste-i.e. thick or thin), a small cubed turnip. 1 level tablespoon of chopped parsley (this is often used as a garnish) Method Trim any excess fat from the mutton and put in a large pot with the water, pearl barley, peas and seasoning. Bring to the boil and simmer for approximately one hour. Skim any excess fat from th

Stovies
Stovies The French create the classic "Gratin Dauphinoise" by slicing potatoes thinly and cooking them slowly, which is the basis of the Scottish dish stovies. The name probably comes from the Scottish and north of England word for stewing. There are many variations on the versatile recipe for stovies but the basic ingredients are usually potato and onions and some form of meat with good fat content. The quantities below are sufficient for four people. Ingredients: 4 oz cold, diced lamb (two-thirds of a cup) 1½ lb potatoes, peeled and sliced. Some people use alternate thin and thicker slices - the thin ones then turn to mush. 1 (or two if you prefer) large onion, very thinly sliced. 1 level tablespoon good quality dripping (from meat or bacon). If dripping is not available, cooking oil will do (though not as good a flavour). Stock or water Salt and pepper, nutmeg or all-spice for seasoning Chopped parsley or chives Method: Melt the dripping in a large pan

"don't Lie" Survey
'cuz I can never ever stop answering questions... 1. Would you get back with your last ex if you could? Greg, you know I love you, but I think we are agreed that ain't NEVER gonna happen! :) 2. What color shirt are you wearing? Blue. 3. Would you kiss anyone on your friends list? Sure. 4. Do you have a 'thing' for someone on your friends list? Not at the moment. Guys I fall for keep ditching me. :P 5. How many people on your family list do you know in real life. Three. There's few more on my friends list. 6. How many kids do you want to have? Two 7. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? My relationship with my mom was complicated but loving. My relationship with my dad is fine as long as we stay away from religion, politics, or abortion, as he is a Republican Catholic and, cough, I'm not. 8. What name would you want besides the one you have? Sasha, Kate, Samantha 9. Would you ever make out with someone of the same sex? I have. :) So ye

Real Talk
"A SIMPLE BITCH OR A REAL BITCH! A simple bitch is someone you met through somebody else. A real bitch is someone you knew from back in the day and we still kickin it now! A simple bitch will take you where you need to go. A real bitch throws you her keys and say it needs gas in it! A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. A real bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say bet nobody jump in. A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knock the fuck out. A real bitch will just knock her the fuck out!!! A simple bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink. A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up! A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. A real bitch goes to the club with you and say lets show these simple bitches how we do it. A simple bitch hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real bitch pops up at your house, talkin bout

Now Thats Funny
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in>the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade." Ms. Bro

Christmas Joke
First Christmas joke Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols." And So The Holiday Season Begins....

What Colour Is Your Aura?
Your Aura is Blue Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life. You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships. The purpose of your life: showing love to other people Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura?

The Wreath
The Wreath By Sherri Andervich For their Christmas holiday project, Cassie's Blue Bird troop planned to visit a nursing home. "Folks in nursing homes are often too old or too sick to be home alone," Mrs. Peters, the group leader, told the little girls. "Maybe they have no relatives; maybe families are far away or unable to help. We're going to cheer them with carols and bring them gifts we've made." Placing the last flower on her wreath, Cassie wondered about the person whose name she drew - Mabel - somewhere between sixty and eighty. Not yet ten, Cassie had difficulty identifying with "old." Her grandparents played golf, traveled a lot and had plenty of loving relatives. Outside, a car horn blared. Cassie scooped up her wreath and rushed to join her friends. The Blue Birds, a junior version of Camp Fire Girls, soon arrived at a modest cottage. A matron greeted them enthusiastically. "The folks are just so looking forward to your visit," she said

Pathetic
obsessive. not with me. random strangers. what is a boyfriend who prefers to get off to fat chicks on a web cam rather than have real sex. I must be a horrible person. im too fat. he wont have sex with me.. im fat. im worthless.

Are You More Cat Or Dog?
You Are: 70% Dog, 30% Cat You and dogs definitely have a lot in common. You're both goofy, happy, and content with the small things in life. However, you're definitely not as needy as the average dog. You need your down time occasionally. Are You More Cat or Dog?

Sharpened Velvet
Sinning by myself, betting on thoughts that have been dealt Licking at words that swell welts Reclining on ice that never melts Penetrated by something that feels like razors lined on a swatch of felt Smelling the leather of a well swung belt Hanging on a choke Surrounded Filled But alone Crying at the joke Picture of a cliché Roaming, inadequately stroked Stab my hand with a bone Lying down tall Grabbing stone Inviting the company of a sharpened velvet rope That I chew on Like a toy

What Year Should You Have Been Born Under?
You Should Have Been Born Under: You are totally loyal, faithful, and honest. However, you don't trust others to be as ethical as you are! Straight forward and direct, you really aren't one for small talk. You are a great listener - and an agreeable companion when you're in a good mood! You are most compatible with a Tiger or Horse. What Year Should You Have Been Born Under?

3 Grey Hairs, One Mole, And Empty Faith.
Listen to the lentils burning. Looks backed by plain thoughts invoke curious demons. ALLthough, Who knows what. Who knows about it. IT! It in plain letters sticking to the plastic It in abscence makes light to new paths It is hungry and feeds on age. It is unbeknownst to the vapid It is savior to the embittered It is subscribed to and relished in dream and lucidity. k ? well. im tired and the bed is hungry for my skin so g'night and hope is all you can cling to. ...

Alone
"Dreams fade like water out to sea. My love for you will rise someday," she tells her lover as he lays dying from the bomb that his goverment dropped. A soilder he is not, forced to be in the middle of a war he is not a part of. Now he dies from it. Her eyes are like rain clouds, crying from the heavens. She walks away from the land where his body lies, a ghost forced to go through life alone, like she had done before him. Alone, his death on her shoulders, a single mother, alone. "How could I be alone agian?" she yells at the sky. She falls to her knees and says, "You have taken everything now. Why me?" The government comes to her door and says, "Ma'am we have to take your son." She yell and trys to stop them but the goverment takes her son too. Alone and with the goverment taking everything she knows, she tries to leave the country but she is stuck here, for they don't let anyone leave. She is forced to stay in a country that claims to be free when really it is a cage

What Super Hero Am I !
You scored as James Bond, Agent 007. James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license's to kill. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner. James Bond, Agent 007100%Lara Croft100%The Terminator100%The Amazing Spider-Man100%El Zorro100%Neo, the "One"100%Indiana Jones88%Captain Jack Sparrow79%Batman, the Dark Knight71%William Wallace

A Soldier's Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, my daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree, I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep in perfect contentment, or so it would seem. So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eye when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, and I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old Perhaps

The 12th ~ Would Ya?
BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who is your favorite artist? 3. Do you drink/smoke? 4. Do you like the rain? 5. If so...would you play in it with me? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss my neck? 10. Do you play any sports? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother? 13. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on you? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, prick)? 17. Would you give me a kiss just because? 18. Would u sleep in the same bed as me? 19. Would u take me home to meet your parents? 20. Would u have sex with me? 21. If so, whats the soonest into our relationship you'd have it? 22. Would you tell your friends we had sex? 23. Wo

Hello Everyone I Wrote A Short Story I Wanted Too Share
This will bring a little Magic into your lives. I had a very sick little kitten that mother had abandoned. My decision on this was weather I should let nature take its course or try and give this little runt kitten a home. The logical thing to do was let the kitten die because its chances of survival were slim. My moral reasoning was to prevent this poor little kitten from starving and freezing to death. In the end my moral decision won out and I took the little kitten home. I nursed and feed it kitten formula though a dropper until little Magic was on solid food. Magic never meowed and never purred. I believe because she was abandoned before she learned these things. She did make little noises that sounded more human like then cat. She was a very ill kitten and was always getting upper respiratory infection and had to have antibodies a lot. Magic did not get very big either I guess being so sick her body didn’t grow right. My Ex husband and I would nurse her back to

Virus , Worms And Keyloggers Oh Boy!!!
i really hate fighting to fix a pc that has a virus or worm on it they can multiply and attach to your system and other files. sometimes the only way to fix the problem is to reformat the system thereby losing everything on the pc that you cant save which you dont really want to take the chance of saving an affected file so you usually lose all info on the pc and a key logger is best treated the same way. virus's and worms can fry your hard drive cpu get buried in your ram and can also affect your motherboard. a keylogger sends your info everything you type on your pc to the author of the keylogger which is how lots of accounts get stolen. BANK ACCOUNT CREDIT CARD INFO ANY OTHER PERSONAL INFO YOU INPUT ARE SENT TO THE AUTHOR OF THE KEYLOGGERS EMAIL ACCOUNT!!!!!! A LOT OF VIRUS'S, WORMS AND KEYLOGGERS ARE PASSED ON BY CHAIN LETTERS AND PICTURES. PLEASE DONT PPOST CHAIN LETTERS IN MY COMMENT BOX RE:REPOST THIS. THEY WILL BE IMMEDIATELY DELETED.

Military Pagan Blessing
Powers of the Ancient Ways, In this place far from my home and my family, I honor you and call upon you. Powers of Earth, Strengthen my physical body and the bodies of my peers and commanders. Powers of Air, Keep me vigilant at my post, My mind clear and sharp. Powers of Fire, Give me courage, Even when my duty is hard or bitter. Powers of Water, Grant me restful slumber and good dreams after a long duty day. Powers of Spirit, Balance me in honor, nobility, and spiritual purpose. Powers of Goddess & God & Their Unity, Be with me & around me, bless me & protect me as I carry out my mission. So Mote It Be.

To All The Mothers
THE DATE After 21 years of marriage, My wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, "I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you." The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. "What's wrong, are you well," she asked? My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a sign of bad news. "I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you," I responded, "Just the two of us." She thought about it for a moment, and then said, "I would like that very much." That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she

Please Help!
So the first contest I'm in ends in 5 hours. I'm currently in second place. :P I'd appreciate any help from anybody who'd like to help me catch up and take the lead (and keep it until midnight tonight). Any helpers will be greatly appreciated and rewarded (I can rate, comment and gift ya back!) to help me out go here Click here to go rate/comment my pic! Thanks guys!!

Foolish Games - Jewel
You took your coat off and stood in the rain, You're always crazy like that. And I watched from my window, Always felt I was outside looking in on you. You're always the mysterious one with Dark eyes and careless hair, You were fashionably sensitive But too cool to care. You stood in my doorway, with nothing to say Besides some comment on the weather. Well in case you failed to notice, In case you failed to see, This is my heart bleeding before you, This is me down on my knees, and... These foolish games are tearing me apart, And your thoughtless words are breaking my heart. You're breaking my heart. You're always brilliant in the morning, Smoking your cigarettes and talking over coffee. Your philosophies on art, Baroque moved you. You loved Mozart and you'd speak of your loved ones As I clumsily strummed my guitar. You'd teach me of honest things, Things that were daring, things that were clean. Things that knew what an honest dollar did mean. I hid my

Dom & Sub
Submissive (BDSM) From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia In human sexual behavior, a submissive is one who enjoys having any of a variety of BDSM practices performed upon them by a "Dominant"; or one who holds a submissive position within a relationship based upon dominance and submission (Ds or D/s). This enjoyment can spring from a simple desire for submission or an enjoyment of the interplay of wills involved in such a scenario. A submissive is also referred to as a 'sub', where the dominant in a D/s relationship is the 'Dom.' The main difference between a submissive and a bottom is that the submissive ostensibly does not give instructions, although s/he does set limits on what the Dominant can do. There are also indications that submissives substantially outnumber Dominants[citation needed], in both males and females. Professional Dominants provide stimulatory services (which may or may not include sex) for those unable to find a compatible partner for this activity. In

Lets Say Thanks
This website gives you an opportunity to send a FREE printed post card to U.S. military personnel stationed overseas to show your support and appreciation for their service to our country. CLICK BELOW TO GO TO THE SITE! Lets Say Thanks

Heartattack...ack.
Inherit Disease, and fvcking Devourment. In Oakland. Suddenly all is right with the world. I've never seen either of these bands live, and fiercely hope that their stage presence matches their musical genius. I wonder if I should bring drugs..

Friend Or Backup
FRIENDS CAN BE A GREAT AND WONDERFUL THING TO ADD TO YOU LIFE. yOU MUST FIND THOSE TRUE FRIENDS FOR IT TO WORK. LAST WEEK I WAS FORCED BY WHAT I THOUGHT WERE VERY CLOSE FRIENDS TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THEM OR ONE OTHER LADY. WHEN I MADE THE DECISION THAY DID NOT LIKE IT AND SAID THEY WOULD BE THERE IF I EVER CHOSE TO NEED A BACK UP FRIEND. I HAVE SEVERAL QUESTIONS: FIRST OF ALL WHAT THE HELL IS A BACK UP FRIEND? SECOND WHY DO YOU ONLY HAVE TO HAVE ONE FRIEND? I WISH ALL OF THESE LADIES COULD SEE THE REAL WORLD AND REALIZE HOW BAD THIS HURT AND WOULD JUST GROW UP. met you as a stranger took you as a friend, hope we meet in heaven where friendships never end. Send this to all your friends! Nothing will happen if you don't but your friends will know you care.

Corny Jokes. Sorry I'm Bored...
After you've read these, you'll either... 1) Wish that you didn't have a computer or... 2) Wish that I didn't have a computer ~Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. ~A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey look, I'll serve you, but don't start anything." ~Two peanuts walk into a bar and got into a fight, when the Police asked what happened, the one peanut said "I was a salted" ~A dyslexic man walks into a bra. (That's it) ~A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "Give me a beer please, and one for the road." ~Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" ~"Doc, I can't stop singing "The Green, Green Grass of Home". "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome", the doctor says. "Is it common?" "Well, It's Not Unusual." (yeah you gotta know who Tom Jones is...) ~Two cows are standing next to each o

Do What We Do
Life is a ride you have to sit back and enjoy it. Or so they say. I say take the wheel and take controll. Then you can make anything happen in your life. Only you can make you happy. And hell if this dosen't help then get a gun and shoot something that allways makes me feel better!!!!!!!

Memories
Purest Beauty of Autumn go and sail the skies, get some stars and decorate your hair with them lotus essence bathed in the moonlight for once upon a time Darling a teardrop fell... in love’s wishing well… MEMORIES... Memories are Precious...

There Loss
It's when you realise it was all for nothing. It's when you realise it was all just a little too late. And all in that one second, your head is so jammed full of other thoughts, wild fantasies and romantic stories, that you miss the oppertunity. The oppertunity to say ... the words that are never said. If you think about it, it's easy. "I love chocolate" It's not hard. But when you change one little word, it all gets too hard. And then you miss the moment. And moments are elusive things, you can never get them back. Sure, create new ones, but it's like a cover of a Beatles track, they always sound cheap and nasty, and well, contrieved. Because, lets face it, they are. There is never the same raw passion, the same self-sacraficial optimism for the future. Flinging yourself over a cliff face with a parachute you've never tested out. A leap of faith. But then, to loose, not only that moment, but also the one person in the world you thought you thought you'd share that one moment wi

Kids Say The Darnest Things...
So we were driving down the main street the other day. Just trying to get out and find something to do. When all of a sudden I hear my daughter talking to me from the back seat. Well I turned the raido down and asked her what she had said. In reply I got "Mom you should just marry someone else, Dad is not here any way!" I almost had to pull the car over cause I started laughing so hard. She then said " it's not funny mom I am serious!" so needless to say that was a laugh well needed... Just thought I would share that with you all I though it was cute. :P

Whats Your Beer Personality
You Are Heineken You appreciate a good beer, but you're not a snob about it. You like your beer mild and easy to drink, so you can concentrate on being drunk. Overall, you're a friendly drunk who's likely to buy a whole round for your friends... many times. Sometimes you can be a bit boring when you drink. You may be prone to go on about topics no one cares about. What's Your Beer Personality?

Good -vs- Evil
GOOD VS EVIL CONGRATULATIONS TO TEAM EVIL! TEAM GOOD = 4,744 points TEAM EVIL = 10,631 points Winner of the Girl with the highest personal score for Team Good is LUCY (1268 points) Winner of the Girl with the highest personal score for Team Evil is SHELLY BELLY (2498 points) Congratulations to all of the ladies on Team Evil for their win! Unlike last time, this was not a very close contest. Team Evil started out strong and maintained the lead every day! Great job ladies! Thank you to everyone who voted and participated! WINNERS - Please contact stixxx AND blue demon to get your prizes. We may not have all of you on our friends list (so add us) and if you don't contact us we may not be able to find you. If you want your prizes please find us! HOST OF TEAM GOOD Stixxx@ CherryTAP HOST OF TEAM EVIL blue demon(TEAM EVIL )brb@ CherryTAP Stixxx and Blue Demon would like to thank everyone on both teams for participating, and thank you all for

Life...
Does every person shun the oportunity to fall in love. Is it really that bad. Or is it that the timing is always off. I could go into my history here and what "baggage" I have had in my past. But it the same story different actors. So really ....what does it take. A carefree attitude. You don't really care about the person...and bammmmmm they are yours. What if you can't posses the ability to stop showing that you really care. You show how much they mean to you. Tell them everyday. Then they just push you off and figure you are psycho or well getting to clingy. I will be the first one to tell you. I appreciate a great relationship. I love to hang out with someone, get to know them, be their friend, as well as the lovers part. I am all about spending quality time. Sometimes I want it alot and there are other times I want my space. I am usually one of the guys when going out. I can have a bunch of fun. Not cling to the guys side, but I will never forget who I am the

Just Random Things People Make Me Feel
as i cut deeper watch my blood flow like a river watch it grow larger as it runs down every where watch it until i run dry let it fill up your dream full of me let me rest in you mind forever all i ever wanted to do was show you unconditional love but its a crime now i just wanted to hold you close but that is a crime you say you care but you hide be hind lies you said you wanted to see me and be more then my freind but you slept with some one else why do i have to hurt like this because of wanting to love you is this gods way of forsakeing me why tho all i ever wanted was to be a good prson to love someone like you but that just goes to show life is a tease just like you its a false dream of hope and lies dead ends to and thanks to you i see the truth behind ever closed door thanks to you i suffer more thanks to i bleed thanks to you im cold to every one everything and most of all thanks cause i am cold now to but now i bleed for you for now for al

I'm Finished
I finished my English class tonight! Did my final! Note to self - dont wait til last minute to prepare! LMAO I also got my research paper back and got an A+! Woo Hoo me! I get three weeks off then Im off to Math! Yuck! Anyone wanna tutor me! LOL

Best Break Up Letter Ever
A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope, along with this note: Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f-k you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take Care, Ricky

Everybody Grab Your Art Supplies...
Get your wildest imagination in an uproar! And your friends all hyped up to comment bomb your Tags. This is a comments only, contest. Ratings do not count! Since there are so many rats out there passing out 1's. Hehehe ;) She has up to 25 spots open for your greatset artwork! Click the pic below and send her the link to your entry. ~Dontcha~X~Jus~X~Luv?_A_?Bitch~Fuk~A~Group~Owner&Operator~@ CherryTAP The contest will run from Sunday December 24th, at noon, until Sunday December 31st at midnight.

Webs Of Unseen Threads That Bind
Still silent and strong your Dominion whispers Encircling me in peaceful surrender “Come to me let go fall back Into the abyss of your surrender” The eyes seek and the lips touch My eyes see only you Vibrant, powerful, dangerous, tender and gentle I extend my wrists in tender trust The ties that bind my wrist and body As you weave a lace web of silken thread Threads, far more frail than the threads That bind my soul to yours I have given my self away into your trust A vow never to be broken Whispers, do not go unnoticed, but they fade Beyond the stroke of the whip And the cadence becomes a dance on my flesh A door to another world opens a new reflection of the true self The true fulfillment of love and pain Freed by my tears and screams Tears of passionate surrender Wiping clean the hungry tears Of the shackles of unfulfilled dreams Beyond the tempest of orgasmic heat Time fades... As does my voice The seduction of the whip so far away Watchi

As When Soul Mates Do Collide
She looks up at Him from bended knee~ her eyes smile with her love. He reaches down to touch her face~ And He smiles from above. Do they dare to dream the dream~ They both have waited for? Is this true, will this last Is this chance at love ~ their door? Can they walk forever hand-in-hand~ Climb mountains together, high? Comfort each other when times are hard~ And in splendor soar the skies? Will the drums play for them~ As they enter with native pride? Would skies will roar with thunder~ As when soul mates do collide? She lies down her pen, eyes filled with mist~ As these questions rush through her mind. She says a prayer, for their fragile hearts~ Knowing the answers will come in time.

You
As I cry you take pleasure When I scream you no longer hear you feel When I fuss you lend a deaf ear you refuse to allow me my flight you capture me but your hands remain open you allow me to follow but there are places I cannot go You stick me in a closet for further understanding You remain as aloof as Newly fallen snow When and where you go I will follow Through my pain I know you exist in the morning I am again replaced in my bed of fond amusement.

Ways To Help Deployed Troops
http://www.clermontyellow.accountsupport.com/flash/UntilThen.swf During the holiday season, I hope everyone will keep our troops who are deployed and their families in your thoughts and prayers. I know that the war in Iraq is an extremely controversial topic these days, but whether you support the war or not, our soldiers deserve our respect and our support. Unfortunately, because of the war controversy and many peoples dislike of the situation in Iraq, this contempt gets placed on our troops and they are coming home to a country that no longer shows support and thanks to them for the service they provide. We take many things for granted in this country, including our freedom, which we would not have if it was not for our fathers and grandfathers, etc., and which we won't have in the future if it wasn't for those who selflessly volunteer to serve their country. Please remember that it is the people that we elect (which I hope EVERYONE voted) who decide for these men an

#6 Of The 88 Precepts
6. History, both secular and religious, is a fable conceived in self-serving deceit and promulgated by those who perceive benefits. OK, now this one mirrors a popular saying I'm sure most of you have heard. "History is written by the victors." Not only is history written by the victors, those who "came out on top," but it can be manipulated by those who stand to benefit from said manipulation. An example: There is a jewish prophecy that states that the jews can not return to the "promised land" until a 6 million hollocaust sacrifice had been made. (See this article for more information: http://www.finalsolution88.com/prisoncamps.htm)So the jews had a vested interest in spreading the belief taht 6 million jews had died at the hands of Nazi Germany. If people believed it, then jews worldwide would feel that they could then return to the promised land, which was the newly-created Israel. Hence, we have the Hollocaust (or Hollohoax, as it were.) So you see that history, rather than be

Live Comedy
So anyway I went to see Craig Ferguson do a live stand up comedy show last week. A friend was going to see a later show, thus giving me the excuse the procrastinate talking about it to the Internet world. So first a word about the venue. The show was at the Chicago Zanies Comedy Club. It is located on the North side of the side (which as a south sider I shake my fist at on general principal) in a piece of real estate that local tavern would have a hard time fitting into. Standing in front of the building, waiting for the doors to open, I thought that perhaps it was somehow dimensionally transcendental (see Dr. Who) or bigger on the inside that on the outside. While not actually physically possible, I've seen businesses absorb surrounding buildings, knocking out the walls between, while keeping one original storefront entrance. This was not the case. The place is tiny. Now a comedy club cannot charge a mere 35 dollars a ticket (plus the cost of two drinks or food items) and book b

Christmas Wish
One of my Christmas wishes this year is to have my fiance's cat Pheobe win the pet contest that she is in. If any of my friends could find it in your heart to help out, I would greatly appreciate it. Thank you all and may everyone have a happy holiday season.

All Alone
All Alone The little gust of wind Slowly swept past Sending soft whispers And a slight tingling To my senses… Then, suddenly I was awaken by a jolt A jolt of fear Of utter unhappiness And inexorable pain…. All these emotions Meshed together rushing over me strangling me It took a hold on me… And after a while, I realize I could not breathe! For It had seized this unfortunate soul And I lay captive in its cruel hands All these evil thoughts And disgraceful emotions, How could they all swarm in? At this very moment I just wonder… Did I open up a doorway for its entrance? Or did I choose to provoke it? These questions Became a mass of tangles in my confused mind Thus, All I could do was to gnash my teeth As the tears dripped down my eyes And as I sat here, I realize, It was because I was all alone…

New Contest
Hello all got to kids healthy but still got one down so any way i'm in new contest Crazysanes crosseyed contest for fun if your not to busy maybe you can check it out and show me some love comment and rate thanks all

My Kitty
Ugh so most of you will probably think im taking this way to far but i can't help it..My kitty has to get a operation on monday..Its just a simple one that alot of animals have..But im scared...I dont want to leave him alone at the vet and i cant feed him for 8 hours before..And thats gunna be hard cuz i spoil him..Hes a fat cat :P.. Anyways i was just talking to my boyfriend and i was like "im worried about not feeding him for 8 hours"...and rob KNOWING im upset about this operation says "maybe you should worry more about him dying"...As if i didnt already feel bad enough.. Now im 10 times worse.

Random Questions And Answers
80 Questions I Guarantee You've Never Answered Do you watch the Gilmore Girls? NO Have you ever enjoyed listening to Jack Johnson? Yeah I like his music. Do you have one or more Britney Spears C.D.s? Just my daughter, but supposedly my theme sone is Oops I Did It Again. Are you a Lost fanatic? Love the show [[Be honest]] Still have pictures of your Ex? Yes on the computer but still lives under my roof Do you have a song by Ozzy Osbourne in your library? No Queen? Yes Alannis Morsette? Yes Do you watch Family Guy regularly? NO King of the Hill? NO Do you read trashy romance novels often? No Do you really work out every day? Not every day, twice a week. Have you ever eaten an entire pint of ice cream by yourself? Over the course of a couple days Have you ever forgotten to give a present? Yes Do you sing obnoxiously in the car? LOL daughter says I have one of those American Idol reject voices Do you sing obnoxiously in th

Omfg
well as some know i suposidly dislocated my knee and relocated it all in one shot. doc said it wld b fine in a couple days no more swelling nothin, well a few hours later my knee doubled in size so i had to go in to emerg cause cld barely walk. they did x-rays and i was told i not only dislocated it but tore the ligimant in my knee....really sux cause for the next couple days he said i am to take it easy lots of drugs and ice...lmao i still need to do my christmas shoppin....so this should b some fun hahaaaaaaaaa

Watch Our Bj Video
go to imlive.com and even if we arent online there you can watch out BJ video that we made! we will make more videos in the very near future for you to enjoy! just look up our host profile MikieMartin and once you are there click the link that says Recorded Live Sessions

Bp Update 12-13-06
okay my bp seems to be getting better but for some reason the doctors think that i need to have more expensive meds to take care of it. it's bullshit and i am not going to bother getting the new scripts filled till i can afford to i have enough for the next month i just refilled my other ones they are changing one cuz they say my pulse rate it a little on the high side cuz it's at 80 bpm

I Should Charge For This Stuff..
A teacher asked her 2nd grade students to share something of their summer. This one titled, "MY RETARDED GRANDPARENTS" caught her eye! "We always like to spend the summers with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Arizona. Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a wrecked center, but they must have got it fixed fixed because it is all okay now, and do exercises there, but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but all they do in it is jump up and down with hats on. At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out! They go cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every n

Taps
Have any of you ever been to a military funeral in which taps were played; this brings out a new meaning of it. Here is something Every American should know. Until I read this, I didn't know, but I checked it out and it's true: We in the United States have all heard the haunting song, "Taps". It's the song that gives us that lump in our throats and usually tears in our eyes. But, do you know the story behind the song? If not, I think you will be interested to find out about its humble beginnings. Reportedly, it all began in 1862 during the Civil War, when Union Army Captain Robert Ellicombe was with his men near Harrison 'S Landing in Virginia . The Confederate Army was on the other side of the narrow strip of land. During the night, Captain Ellicombe heard the moans of a soldier who lay severely wounded on the field. Not knowing if it was a Union or Confederate soldier, the Captain decided to risk his life and bring the stricken man back for medical attention. Crawling on his stomach

Is This Your True Love? - Cancer
Is This Your True Love? Check out your astrological sign's compatibility with another sign. by Dr. Turi M.D.S.U. Important note: This basic comparison chart is generated for the masses only. A Full Comparison chart involves a tremendous work and will help you to understand your business/emotional partner to great extend. Thus if you experience stress in your relationship a 90 MN taped Comparison chart between you and your lover or marriage partner is a must as to comprehend your celestial differences. This awareness will bring a huge difference in handling and understanding your partner and avoid heartaches. IMPORTANT note: the location of your Dragon’s Head and tail by birth is extraordinary important and CAN NOT be addressed in these files. There is more power in your Dragon Head and Tail alone than the entire complexity of an astrological chart. Thus a soft Cancer or Pisces who inherited a self centered aggressive Tail of the Dragon in Aries or Leo will be far more

When A Woman Lies
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, Her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared And asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and That she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their Family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble Set with pearls. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked The seamstress replied, "No." The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble Ringed with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No." The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is this Your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three Thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy. Some years later, the seamst

Don't Fart In Bed
Don't Fart in Bed This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pull

Going High With Pure Touchs
Oh mY, Oh Yes,she said with a wicked smile No way,I'm not,Its just not my style, You coward,you're yellow,she grinned at him, That surely hit home,and he had to give in. Pushing him out ,and surely urging him on, She whispere get ready , I wont be that long, Entering the toilet,and bolting the door, Stripped fully naked ,his clothes on the floor. Within a few moments,came a knock that he knew, He opened the door,and in too, she now flew, Oh dear me Oh my, she smiled with a grin, Shutting the door,and now bolting them in. Moving to his face,Her lips rained down fire, She was crazy, and determined,to have her desire. Her Hands roaming freely,across his naked ass, His passion took over,and his manhood grew mass. He lifted her top,and removed the lace bra, He wanted to do this,now he had come so far, Her breasts were so firm,he teased with the nipple, Sending through them the both,a sensitive shivering ripple. Lifting her skirt,her lace panties were tight, H

Rednecks
Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!" (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun)...:.)...

Lets Love Make
i love your sweetest ,sensual,sexual bits And also indeed,you're soft awesome tits I love your pussy,so wet,soft and sweet Kissing your thighs, and kissing your feet. I love your eyes,and your sensual moist lips, The way you talk,your tongue teasingly flicks, I think I could stay here,wrapped up in you, Nothing ever better,then you're naked view. I get really high its clearly better than grass, When my hands brush across your soft naked ass, I could hold you for ever,just making love, Watching your breasts,as they dangle above. Looking up at you,indeed a real desire, Pumping up and down,and taking me higher, Jiggling up and down,desire on your face, No where in the world,is a better place. I think its true,I am surely in paradise, Being passionate with you,nothing as nice.

Remember This At Christmas Time
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Update, My First Blog
Hi A little up on me....My wife and I just celebrated our 41 wedding anniversary Dec. 11. and I will become 61 on the 29. I am grateful o you all for your comments and ads. I spend a lot of time on here as my ealth does not let me do much of any thing else....he pain is too much most of the time.......so thansk for being a friend. If there is anything anyone would like to know,,please ask. I like to have fun and kid around, so I really hope and pray that I have not offended anyone with a ad or comment..I would feel very bad if I did so. If I hae tell me and I will see that it never happens again. So this is to thank you for all the love, hugs, kisses and ads you have sent my way... God bless you all and have a safe and happy holiday season.... love...your friend Roy....aka graywolf_200245

Some Of My Poetry
Looking Inside Take a look to the inside Tell me what you see. Or if that's too much to ask Take a look at me. See what you have tarnished Let ride in the muddy stream. Take a look to the inside Are you what you seem? Or did you let the black smoke choke you? Has your conscience gone and died? Take a look to the inside, then tell me you have tried. Where can I put my focus so that I can see clear? I can't look to the inside God, I have too much fear. Copyright ©2006 Elizabeth Anne Pierson In This House In this house there is pain. In this house there is anger. In this house there is fear. In this house there is guilt. In this house there is depression. In this house there is a young woman. She can't take living in this house Anymore. So she tries to take her life In this house. Her mother finds her laying on her Bed in this house. And at that moment they all realize That things need to Change In this house. Copyright ©2006 Eli

Harley Davidson Vs. God
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?" Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...." God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?" Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well", said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. There's too much inconsistency in t

This Is An Eye-opener!
> > > >> > > over to him as he crawled around looking for his >> > > asked him why I had never seen him before. >> > > to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends >> > > > > >> > > We all know or >> > > knew someone like this!! >> > > >> > > One day, when I was a freshman in high school, >> > > >> > > I saw a kid from my class was walking home from >> > > school. >> > > >> > > His name was Kyle. >> > > >> > > It looked like he was >> > > >> > > carrying all of his books. >> > > >> > > I thought to myself, "Why would anyone >> > > bring home all his books on a Friday? >> > > >> > > He must really be a nerd." >> > > >> > > I had quite a weekend planned (parties and >> > > a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), >> > > so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. >> > > >> > > As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids >> > > running toward him. >> > > >> > > They ran at him, knocking all his books >> > > out of his arms and tripping him s

Better Info, Help This Lady Out.
IF YOU CAN HELP, AND HAVE TROUBLE WITH THE E-MAIL LINK, HERE IS THE POINT OF CONTACT PERSON. REMEMBER THIS IS NOT A SCAM. THIS IS JUST A LADY THAT NEEDS A LITTLE HELP UNTIL SHE CAN GET BACK ON HER FEET AND FEND FOR HERSELF AGAI. LETS KEEP HER OFF THE STREETS AND KEEP HER FROM BEING ANOTHER NUMBER. MetaliZatioN@ CherryTAP I AM ALSO A FRIEND OF CHRISSY. I HAVE HELPED ALL I CAN. I KNOW PERSONALLY SHE IS A LADY WITH A LOT OF PRIDE. IT TOOK A LOT FOR HER TO ACCEPT MY HELP. SHE DOESN'T NEED A HANDOUT, SHE NEEDS A HAND UP. UNTIL SHE CAN GET BACK ON HER FEET AGAIN. ANYTHING YOU CAN DO TO HELP WOULD BE GREAT. CONTACT THE ORGINATOR OF THIS MESSAGE TO HELP HER OUT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. AND PLEASE REPOST THIS IF YOU CAN. REMEBER IT IS CHRISTMAS TIME. PLEASE NOTE THE E-MAIL ADDRESS TO USE TO GIVE ANY HELP YOU CAN. THANK YOU. My friend Chrissy needs help, she is a member of CherryTap you know her as ctexastornado. Chrissy is a proud woman who although is on the verge of losing her apa

Key West Pleasure
The place, an open air hut in Key West, it's all about the thought of sex in a beautiful place and the chemistry we share.. All of which I happen to excel at Dede. She's watching us Sexy. .As were kissing, my hands are rubbing the small of your back and you feel it all the way to your inner thighs, the tingling that is. As I lay your naked body on the bed, nibbling on your shoulders and neck I break out the oil and start to massage and kiss you. You look up to through the porch and your eyes meet, you lay your head back down. My hands running from your shoulders to your calves, running down the inside of your legs, over your shaved pussy and ass and I smack your ass just a bit while my left hand and mouth play with your upper body. As your ass rises to meet my hands I insert my thumb on my right hand into your wet pussy and rub you with my other fingers on the oily outside of your hood...all the while rubbing you with my left hand and running my tongue all over your body w

Your Prerception
Life through a Pit Bull’s Eyes You breed me to be strong, Now you think you were wrong. I am man's best friend, Now you want me to meet my end. I live to protect the ones that I love, I'm the best of my breed a step above. I'm as good as you raise me to be, I was not born evil can't you see. I come in different shapes, sizes, and colors, I'm here to serve my master just like all the others. My master loves me as if one of their own, When I walk by there side or fetch a bone. Here is a little history about my kind, Always keep these facts in the back of your mind. I lived in the white house with a President named Teddy, During the 1st World War, I was an American symbol can’t you see. Sgt. Stubby was the most decorated war dog and this is no lie. I even lived with the little Rascles once upon a time, I’ve lived with the brightest man ever known, Thomas Edison he created the light bulb, Now that I’ve given you some history about my kind, Let me get back to what’s

Yet Another Friend Gone!
Fuck it!...I give up! I do not care anymore!.....I'm tired....I'm tired of trying to be there for ungrateful people who call themselves friend's when all they do is complain and disrespect you in everyway when you constantly tell them to stop!! Not only do I lose a "friend" in the process....I get hurt, they tell me not to get too attached and I don't but it's going to hurt no matter what! I've tried so many time's with this person...I've forgiven him too many times and I can't take it anymore I have respect for myself so therefore I had to let him go so he would know that I was serious this time and I wasn't playing game's....he think's he could just call me name's anytime he want's and get away with it...maybe with the old me he could have but there's a new Michelle in town and I refuse to put up with people's bullshit! I've dealt with stupid people all my life (18 years) and I'm tired of being the good one who's just too nice and let's everyone walk all over me..NO! It's not right.

Maybe I Won't Look Back!
I woke up from dreaming I dreamed I got a call from a friend of mine, she sounded really lonely But I had somewhere to be I said I'll call you later 'Cause I really had to go, I can't be late, she'll be okay, this is important Then I forgot completely You can be who you choose to be But whether you do, or whether you don't Depends on your priorities And I know that it's not easy I'm looking for the peace to find some sleep tonight 'Cause I'm Not very proud of the way I have lived today But if I choose to Follow Him along the way Then maybe I won't look back Feel like time has gone and passed me by Then maybe I won't look back On those days I could have said something In those times when help was needed I was busy Was it worth it, no I don't think so, Cause now I see the moment is gone In some way I could have done something A thoughtful word a simple smile but I was selfish, But if I change my heart today, tomorrow it may be okay And maybe I won't look ba

Thirst N Thrust
There is a fire within us.. that only needs a touch to bring forth flame. Passion ignites... when I hear you whisper my name. My body shivers... oh... but not from cold... but from the sweet anticipation... of a desire that never seems to grow old. I lay my head upon your chest.. kiss your skin softly. I breathe in the manly scent of you... it intoxicates me like wine... making my senses whirl... or maybe it is the way your hands... are softly caressing my back... making me melt... yet every nerve is tingling... with the need of you. You gently lift me up and softly kiss my forehead Sending chills all down my spine Can't wait the anticipation... Softly kiss up your body gently caress our lips... My body fills with excitement and anticipation Hands roaming each others bodies Filling the silkiness of your skin My heart starts pounding from pleasure As your fingers run over my treasures Gently sliding the ke

Stay True
All through my life I've seen so many smiling faces come and go some of them have tryed to bring my spirit low.. 'cuz they see my hearts devoted to the one who alwayz knows Seem to hold my hand so tight or let it go I hear people talkin theres no way im stoppin empty words wont change my love for I'm gonna stay true i dont want someone knew I'm gonna stay true to you I'm gonna stay true this is my attitude I'm gonna stay true cuz nobody else will do Alwayz tryin to convince me that your love is just a lie, That I might as well be listenin to the sky Saying you wont really love me when you know whats deep inside, You'll just go cuz your above the sacrifice One thing that I know of they cant steal your love doubting words wont change my point of view I'm gonna stay true i dont want someone knew I'm gonna stay true to you I'm gonna stay true this is my attitude I'm gonna stay true cuz nobody else will do This is all I want out of life please know your lov

I Wanna Be Your Everything
First time I looked in your eyes I knew That I would do anything for you The first time you touched my face I felt What I never felt, with anyone else I wanna give back what you’ve given to me And I withness all of your dreams Now that you shown me Who I really am I wanna be more then just your man When you wake up I’ll be the first thing you see and… When it gets dark You can reach out to me I’ll cherish your word and… I’ll finish your thoughts and… I’ll be your compass baby When you get lost I wanna be the wind the fills your sails and… Be the hand that lifts your veil Be the moon that moves your tide The sun coming up in your eyes I’ll be the wheel that never rusts Be the spark that lights you up All that you’ve been dreaming of and more So much more I wanna be your everything

Dangerous Shit!
Hi all, I have just uploaded a few new vids of me risking death to my profile page. One of them has me locked in a Medieval torture device and tied to the back of a dragster with 100 ft of rope. I have 60 seconds to get free before the hot rod truck tears off and rips me apart. In fact, I WAS NOT OUT by the time the truck took off and I had to BREAK one of my thumbs to get it out of the Medieval torture thumbscrews so that I would not be killed. For me this was an easy choice to make! Check them all out, drop me messages and comments, and tell your friends to check them out. Cheers, Santini: The Dark Master of Escape www.thedarkmaster.com

Of When He Came
OF WHEN HE CAME He came softly in the night Floating gently through my dreams Like mists upon the sea A shapeless form before my eyes He drifted lose, then moved away And still his face remained unseen A fantasy implanted Deep within my sleeping soul A gentle breeze stirred the curtains Near the open window The moon glistened softly in the dark… And he returned closer now… He came on unseen wings of silken threads Until at last my sleeping eyes could see The silhouetted shadow of his face I heard the music of his laughter As it echoed through my ears He reached out with graceful hands To gently touch my sleeping eyes As if by magic, I could see though still asleep I felt the softness of his lips As they caressed my waiting cheek His warm breath upon my neck sent Burning fires through my soul His hair fell down across his face And every hair that touched my skin left Fire in its place His tender touch felt cool as ice And light as falling snow Lightening

Could We Have Known
When all we have is sand slipping through our fingers and the lines of our cupped hands Who will we turn to? Our hour of need is not eminent...but it is apparent in the way we writhe and squirm like worms and maggots before the power the drips like aconite from the giving tree. The ones that knew everything That held our hands behind our backs as they prostituted us out Selling us like whores to the highest bidder to see who could get the most work Who could build the tallest tower with the mountain of flesh, of blood, of puke and piss and shit and sex stain Now cower in fear as the winds lash their pale, bruised, broken backs. We were the forsaken. They...they aren't even named. How lucky in this fine hour that you have fine china and fresh polished silver to eat from. This is the land of the free. Where the only cost is...pound for pound what you spend the chains and whips descend, the dogs bite deeper...one more bit of flesh chewed slowly from the bone, gristle squish

A Few Things That Bother Me
in 1984 the first black miss america vanessa williamswas forced to resign due to some nude photos published of her in 1989 madona lost a 5 million $ pepsi contract because people couldnt handle her contreversial ways but this garbage is glorified? Pit Bull - video powered by Metacafe promoting this ughhh ill never understand this Nike aired a commercial featuring a face-off between a Rottweiler and a pit bull in a brief but unmistakeable imitation of a street dogfight. Nike believed the commercial was "edgy" and has not, to date, made any effort to undo the damage, either by apology or public education. thank god it was pulled and in the video 99 problem jay z promotes dog fighting Music Video Codes - MySpace Layouts ughh ok im done ranting

To Everyone Who Comments My Page:
I have recently disabled the html comments on my page. this isnt permanent or anything its just that some are so huge that they stretch out my page. i just want to wait until theyve cleared and see which way i prefer. its not that i dont like or appreciate them, i really do, which is why this is temporary. I love you all and thanks to the loyal friends who actually read this. :-P

Teenage Pregnancy
Friend of mine on myspace tends to post about topics in his blog and ask for feedback. Here were some of my thoughts on teenage pregnancy. By the way, there are a few people on my friends list who are teenage mothers. I apologize if any of this bothers you. I'm not trying to be judgemental in any way. But I DO see it as a problem that teenagers have babies. My apologies if you are in any way upset by this blog. Teenage pregnancy was not part of my life at all as a teenager. It didn't happen to me, my family, or my friends. I didn't know anyone who got pregnant. I did have friends who were having sex, but protection was a matter of course. Personally, I barely fooled around with guys in high school! I didn't have sex until I was 20 and was with someone I truly loved and cared for. Even then I was very careful about birth control. I have NEVER had unprotected sex, ever. I am on the pill, and I use condoms when not in a long-term monogamous relationship. I think that

A Different Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps, I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble as I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A sold

Thoughts
A candle burns As a lonely tear falls, A page of lost memories Is all she can recall. A flicker of light Illuminates the face Of a once bubbly girl Now a ghost in her place. The pictures of memories Aglow in her heart, Fresh in her soul From such a recent depart. An elated smile And a glimmer in his eye, The beach where they laid Off the cool summer isle. A snowflake that lies On top of his head, The winter they met With such a path ahead. The pages are turned Of lost memories indeed, Floating in the pool Of the tears of defeat.

All I Do Know Is I Have You
your so temping one I want to touch you just dance with my heart knowing ill smile at the end I have so much faith one that god can not destroy I feel I know you so well just hearing that sweet voice of yours escape thoughs sweet lips you are what holds me up everyday and every second the trust I have in you its just uncomplainable wondering in this life how lucky I have gotten I dont understand it yet but all I do know is that I have you

Thought I Wld Let Ya All Know
well since not even a quarter of my friends bother to look....even on blog i am sure maybe ten out of all will look here, but anyways back to what i was saying....UPLOADED MORE PICS AND THEY ARE TAKEN TODAY.....lmao HOT OFF THE PRESS....JUST SHITTIN......anyways pics are in gallery under new booty if anyone wants to take a peek *wink*

Pressure
why do i do this to myself? why does this feel so good? i giggle a little as i feel the pressure my anger subsides and gives way to pleasure i really shouldnt do this i have someone who cares but this feeling is the best so many emotions they flow like the blood in my veins so warm and strong a droplet runs down my legs i flinch as i feel it tickle god it feels good one more time the pressure builds ii push in and it is released the blood spills over the knife again his face flashes into mind i stop, pulling the blade away i cant do this to him he deserves better much, much better

Papa Roach-take Me
Take me and let me in Don't break me and shut me out Chorus: So take me and let me in Don't break me and shut me out I lit my pain on fire and I watched it all burn down and now I'm dancing in the ashes and there's no one else around Because I wanna be a part of something This is just a story of a broken soul Hook: As days go by, my heart grows cold I can't seem to let this all pass me by So take me and let me in Don't break me and shut me out I'm burning in the heavens and I'm drowning in the hell My soul is in a coma and none of my friends can tell That I'm reaching out and getting nothing This is just a story of a broken soul As days go by, my heart grows cold I can't seem to let this all pass me by So take me and let me in Don't break me and shut me out So take me and let me in Don't break me and shut me out Don't shut me out Does anyone around me feel the same Just put your fist up and vent your pain Does anyone around me feel the sam

Product Review (warning X-rated)
Upon receiving the "Horney Little Devil Kit" from Eros Boutique, I immediately had to open it and play with it like a little kid getting a new toy on Christmas. This kit comes with a devil horns headband, a mini-vibrator, a small bottle of lube, and a g-string for men. I'll start with the best item first: the vibrator. It may be small but it certainly is powerful! This little vib felt great inside me and even my boyfriend enjoyed when I teased him with it. The fact that it's water proof is definitely a plus because I LOVE sex in the shower. The lube was also great; it's a warming lube so it literally heated things up. The lube plus the vibrator gave both me and my boyfriend some intense pleasure. However, the devil horns and the g-string neither of us were really into. The devil horns were cute, but honestly kind of flimsy. The g-string was fine; I'm just not a fan of g-strings for men so it didn't do anything for me personally. Overall it was definitely an enjoyable kit and would make

Wed.13th, 2006 Now Its Five Pm......
BACK FOR THE DAY ................ THANKS TO ALL THE NEW PEOPLE AND CT FRIENDS THAT VIEWED MY ART ... I WILL NEVER GO TO MY SPACE AGAIN LOL.... THIS IS THE BEST .......... KEEP IN TOUCH WILL BE ON TAP ALL NIGHT STOP BY SAY HELLO....... AND AGAIN HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU AND YOURS..... LATER TIMOTHY

What Is Right
what is right.. Current mood: aggravated i'm gonna find you one of these nights but in this wall i have built something feels not right In the tower up above i look down in fright just to think that a thought could send you aflight. I choose not to love I choose not to fight I choose moral devotion I choose myself tonight Buried at PhotoCasket.com

One Of My Newest Writings
"Everyone is Blinded by the Games We Play" Never say never youll learn as time goes on but I say forever because I never, will be gone Those words echoed in his head the night she wished him dead he thought back to the day When things went his way They were all a hoax She wishes hed just fuckin croak Now he says: never say forever, you'll end up with a never Again.. and youll see just who they are Cry me a river, sweetheart Tonight, he sucks the pain through his veins Stirring up another addiction through tragedy The powerful by tragedy they gain But the meek are left with no remedy The needle wont stick this time he says But he realized he just lied to himself Now he says: Never say forever, you'll end up with a never.. again.. and you'll see just who they are cry me a river sweetheart Motionless he lies, and emotions will soon be dead While the pale blue color rushes to his head To her this was all

Another Writing
kill the controversy still trying, lost in yesterdays news i dare you, try walking in my shoes never knowing who's mad at me next im living this life called perplexed but i still try so hard to get to the next part i see the cliff ahead, i feel like im gonna fall but this note is a protection, keeping far me from ill i see now, you did this with a deal deals with the devil will never get you far everyday; grouchy; alone in your new car spending money just to keep some friends never knowing what true life really is break your addictions, kill the controversy off to war, why? it seems like the best choice standing stong, lead with your commanding voice soon theyll listen, stopping with the anti-this noise but i bet if you knew it was going to be this hard you wouldnt have been the leader of us at all deals with the devil will never get you far everyday; grouchy; alone in your new car spending money just to keep some friends never knowing what true life rea

Be Careful Love
with those words you intoxicate me illuminate my mind and recreate me with the sound you desecrate me hallow my ears and liberate me with your stare you regenerate me be careful love you just might break me Buried at PhotoCasket.com

I Got Freaky Christmas Carols!!!!!!!
Rita the Retail Store Clerk (sung to the tune of "Rupolph the Red Nosed Reindeer") "Rita the retail store clerk Had a 64 I.Q. I asked her "Where is housewares?" She sent me to aisle 2 Wanted to buy a crock pot to give to mom on Christmas day I went where Rita sent me looked around to my dismay On the left were baby clothes and on the right was soap Crockpots were nowhere in sight Rita's a fuckin' dope! Rita is on her break now but Mary's glad to help me through 'Where can I find the crock pots?' 'Just go down to aisle 2!'" The First Noel "The first Noel, the retail store said is the perfect time to raise the price on a sled Buy an X-Box for your kid, all the games they can play guaranteed they'll have all that shit broke the next day Noel....Noel....Noel....Noel.... Next month we will all be in credit card hell!!!" I got a bunch more to come....most written by me but a few favorites from others who I will name as I post them.

Songs That Mean Something?
So there's this song that is played quite a bit this time of year. It's called "Christmas Shoes" by New Song. I don't know about you, but this song just really pulls at my heart strings. Every time I hear it my eyes start to tear up a little. Does this make me a wussy? Does this happen to anyone else out there or is it just me. On that note is there a song that does this to you? If so, what song is it?

That's Why They Like The Pics!
I'm born in september ;P SEPTEMBER=SEXY Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Great in bed.Inner and physical beauty. Doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. A meaningful love life partner. Makes right choices. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Does not harm others. It is all about love and fairness.Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Horny and does fullfill. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Knows what to do, to have fun. Unpredictable. Someone to have close to you. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them MFE.

Things That Make You Think Alittle
Things that make you think alittle: There were 39 combat related deaths in iraq in january. In the fair city of Detroit there were 35 murders in the month of january. Thats just one american city, about as deadly as the entire war-torn Iraq. When some claim that President Bush shouldn't have started this war, state the following; A)FDR led us into World War 11 B)Germany never attacked us, Japan did from 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost,an average of 112,500 C)Truman finished that war and started one in Korea. North Korea never attacked us. From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost, and average of 18,334 D)John F Kennedy started the Vietnam conflict in 1962. Vietnam never attacked us. E)Johnson turned Vietnam into a quagmire. from 1965-1975, 58,000 lives were lost...and average of 5,800 per year. F)Clinton went to war in Bosnia without UN or French consent. Bosnia never attacked us. He was offered Osoma bin laden's head on a platter three times by Sudan, he did noth

Christmas, Meaning
Just a week before Christmas I had a visitor. This is how it happened. I just finished the household chores for the night and was preparing to go to bed, when I heard a noise in the front of the house. I opened the door to the front room and to my surprise, Santa himself stepped out next to the fireplace. "What are you doing?" I started to ask. The words choked up in my throat and I saw he had tears in his eyes. His usual jolly manner was gone. Gone was the eager, boisterous soul we all know. He then answered me with a simple statement . . . "TEACH THE CHILDREN!" I was puzzled. What did he mean? He anticipated my question and with one quick movement brought forth a miniature toy bag from behind the tree. As I stood bewildered, Santa said, "Teach the children! Teach them the old meaning of Christmas. The meaning that now-a-days Christmas has forgotten. "Santa then reached in his bag and pulled out a FIR TREE and placed it before the mantle. "Teach the children that th

I Know What I Want From Ct For Xmas
A bulletin filter! lmao I doubt it would happen.. but that would be so sweet.. Let me filter out the ones I don't like. 1. people that never talk to me and want me to do something. no brainer there! lmao 2. more do something crap. 3. more surveys that nobody ever sends back to me! cuz you don't love me.. only for points.. 4. this so and so is .. er umm.. crap. 5. Do you think my ass is fat bulletin.. yeah i got one of those! ugh 6. rate me.. show da luv.. blah blah blah.. you never showed me any love so.. blah! lol 7. I'm part of the blah blah blah.. 8. the only cool on so far is the snowball fight one! lmao 9. points beggers.. geeeeeez.. just be real.. be honest.. send me an email .. i'm a point hoe and i want some points.. lmao rofl. 10. survey's saying stuff about love and bad luck.. to me love is bad luck! lol 11. sex survey's i repost these just cuz i'm in a silly mood! lmao and I fill them out to be even goofier.

Petulance
Petulance When did you it become okay? The anger, the tantrums, the walking away When communication ceases to exist Scornful words dig and persist Allowing wounds to continually bleed Without a care, just turn a leave Leaving hearts cold Forgiveness in this case too bold You chose the path you take But instead it is someone else’s mistake Be a Man, stand tall Accept your actions once and for all Empty your words have become I can no longer be the one Who sits by and waits for you see The life it was supposed to be Looking back it was never really there I pretended to know to care I choose a path so wrong for me Time for me to be free I lack the desire to fight Nothing will ever be right I will be yours eternally Forever and a day you say Petulance will not help You can scream and yelp Blinder off I must go! I am done with it all Onward... ©Written by LG 2006

Deleting People
I really enjoy ct and I try every day to send a few things out to some one new and to my friends,But I am finding people friend me and then i never hear from them again I dont nee alot of friends that I don't hear from but I do want friends that can drop me a line every few weeks. So if I do end up deleting you don't take in personall. And I also don't give out my home phone number or call others if I have talked to you once.

A Loooong One I Stole From Wimsey! Hehe
---------------LAST PERSON WHO-------------- x. Slept in your bed: My husband and I. Now, if you're talking about someone who wasn't necessarily SUPPOSED to be there...? :-D x. Saw you cry: I try to avoid that at all costs! x. Made you cry: Probably had a penis. x. You shared a drink with: My kids wipe me out constantly! x. You went to the movies: My family! x. You went to the mall with: My 15 yo son. x. Yelled at you: Had to be either my hubby or one of my kids. I don't get out much. LOL x. Sent you an email: CherryTap! ROFLMAO -----------------HAVE YOU EVER--------------- x. Have you ever liked someone who hadn't like you?: LOL...welcome to my entire youth! x. Said "I Love You" and meant it? Yes x. Gotten in a fight with your pet: Yeah, but I always win. I'm the MOM! hehe x. Been to California: Yes x. Been to Hawaii: Nope. x. Been to Mexico: Nope. x. Been to China: No x. Been to Canada: Nope...ya know, for someone who has been a few

Teenie Tiny Favor
http://cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=4391 go there and please just subscribe to this lounge i am not asking ya to come in and sit there all the time i am jut asking that you subscribe and maybe if you want come in and litend to us one night and maybe chat a little bit thank you bunches CLR

Today Wasn't So Good
today i had a stiff neck. so i had to sit out of swimming practice. and my coach got really angry with me because he wants me to get better. even though i didn't have anything to do with my stiff neck he thought so. and then when i tried to swim someone kicked me in my neck. which did not make it any better. so i was told to get dressed and sit on the side. which made me cry because swimming is my life. i love it its the only thing that keeps me going. my coach didn't understand i guess. but i swear i will make him understand, and make him tell me im good because i know i have potential. i know i can. even though my neck still hurts lets see what happens to me tomaro. thanks for reading guys!! love you guys! ♥ ♥ ♥

The 13th ~ New Baby Niece.
I have in the past few days been rather bored I've only had a few hours of school because of midterms and no real homework besides to study, which god knows I can't do any more of. So basically, I've had nearly nothing to do. This confuses me because normally I become more busy around this time of year.. it is the christmas season and usually people are crawling over me to try and spend time with me. other than that things are quite normal. The inner child within me can't wait to go to my family's christmas eve celebration and see what I have under the christmas tree from santa this year. I also think I am excited this year because I'm having a christmas party with all my friends for christmas.. and I think I'm to spend most of the christmas holiday with a boy, and my new niece! [my brother's wife just had a baby and she's so adorable!] Her name is Alexis, and I'm going to just smother her with love. Anyways, I hope everyone's christmas is merry and bright. love, Janina

A Joke
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 68. His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?" The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had the bastard buried upside do

I Just Dun Know Anymore
ok i dun know what to do anymore....no matter how hard i try..its never good enough....i put muh feelings out on the line way way to many times....i cant take it anymore.......i fell for this one guy...dun get me wrong he is a great person...but when it comes to relationship...no offence..but u suck....and yeah....but now i met this really really great guy...and im falling in love with him....but im scared....i rreally love him.....and i know that he has sum of the same feelings for me....but were soo far away....im afraid that things are gunna go wrong...n sumthin will ruin us....im scared....i dun wanna get hurt..but worst of all i dun wanna hurt him....hes the best thing in muh life....the only thing that seems to be going right.....but whats gunna happen if things dun work the way i want them too....ima fee like a jackass.....puttin muh feelings aside...i dun wanna hurt him....hes such a great guy....and he deserves the best....and i want to give him the best. but what if i cnat...

Told Secrets
we all have secrets we all have ghosts should these things be aired? by people other than yourself? i think not does a so called friend have the right to tell your secrets i think not that would make them not a true friend not really! it makes you feel screwed over, hurt lied to, and most of all used anyone have any comments on how to deal with this? let me know!!!!

The First Of My Sad Poetry Attempts... Be Kind
I am alone, The way I’ve always been with all that isolation can bring With only the comfort of a happy thought or a song I could sing I am alone I stand against a sea of troubles, a storm of strife And although I may contemplate, I am too strong to go the way of the knife. Alone I must raise my son No one else has the obligation nor the drive to do so but me I will teach him all I know I just hope all I know is enough to be I do not wish him to go through the things I have Or do the things I have done But I fear the sins of the father may be passed on to the son I am alone Truly alone make no mistake It’s true in every relationship I partake No one has ever been there in my life No one would live there with me To feel my pain and to help struggle with my strife So if someone should give me change to use the phone To call someone who cares, I have none to call No one who cares… For I am alone

Defining Pagan Leadership
Defining Pagan Leadership (Version 2.1) Copyright © 1997, 2005 c.e., Isaac Bonewits I am so tired of people in our community calling themselves “leaders” when they have a “following” of six or ten people at most, or who claim to be the “Queens” or “Kings” of imaginary Ancient Secret Traditions, the existence of which they can’t, naturally, provide any evidence to support (or it wouldn’t be a secret anymore). Apparently, if someone has a Polish or Swiss last name, and they write a book about Polish or Swiss Witchcraft, we are expected to swallow their claims of expertise and authority, and acclaim them as Pagan leaders. Granted, I’m a curmudgeon, but I’d like to see the term “Pagan leader” limited to people (a) over 35 with (b) at least ten years of leadership involving (c) publicly countable heads in the 100+ numbers, and (d) a track record of sane, sensible and successful public relations and educational work with the general public. In other words, experience (not just int

~~marines Are Hott~~
Two things to know before you read below: Marines are taught: 1) Keep your priorities in order and 2) Know when to act without hesitation. A Marine was attending a college course between missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. The professor, an avowed atheist, shocked the class one day when he walked in, looked toward the ceiling, and said loudly, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent and the professor began his lecture. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God - still waiting." It got down to the last minute when the Marine stood up, walked toward the professor and threw his best punch knocking him off the platform and out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat down. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matt

Yeaaaaarrrghhh! The Pain!
Can someone explain to me that, even though I knew that after taking my frozen pizza out of the oven that the toppings would be napalm level hot I still took a bite out of a piece anyway? Why God why!?

What Neopagans Believe
What Neopagans Believe or Neopagan Polytheology 101 (Version 5.6.5) Copyright © 1974, 2005 c.e., Isaac Bonewits Introductory Warnings I have rewritten this essay many times over the last thirty-plus years, both as “What (Do) Neopagans Believe(?)” and as “What (Do) Neopagan Druids Believe(?)” — the latter title because I wanted my tradition of Druidism to be rooted in those opinions held by most other Neopagans. While fully aware that there are some in the Neopagan community who resist vigorously any attempt to codify Neopagan beliefs, and that some Neopagans — and many Mesopagans — may disagree strongly with one or more of the following statements, I think it is an accurate synthesis of the majority view in the Neopagan movement. I am also making clear in this version what ideas Neopagans generally don’t believe, an increasingly important element in our interfaith dialogues with non-Pagans. Clarifying our “doctrines” (the things we do and don’t believe) without descending

Happy Freakin Holidays!!!!
Ok now this was just too funny, yet frustrating!!! Being the holiday season and shit, I decided to "try" to build a gingerbread house with my daughter and my neice!!!! Now, bein a teacher and all you think i would have patience???? AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AH HAHAHAHAHA OMG I was so wrong!!! We got the house put all together, icing and all, when all at once, the house started to slip, candy fallin everywhere, Girls gigglin, and yet there i stand with mouth open in total disbelief!!!! We had icing in our hair, on our clothes!!!! Shit it was stuck everywhere, I was gettin pissed because the FLIPPIN HOUSE WOULD NOT STAY TOGETHER!!!!! As I went to get a towel to wipe up the mess, guess who decided to jump on the chair and start licking off the table???? MY FLIPPIN DOG!!!! Now she has icing all over her fur..... Sad to say the gingerbread house didnt survive!!! Kids are now all on a sugar high, and im literally stuck with icing in my hair..... Asked if I would do it again???? Ummmmmmmmmmm HELL Y

Yep, This Is Me!
You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Hot81%Exciting69%Violent69%Wet56%Soft44%Shy25%Awkward13%Sweet13%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

Being Honest
well I was completely honest with CCL and it did hurt very much,especially when no matter what I said or how much I cried, All he could say was he was sorry he didn't mean to lead me on.... well with that i don't know, He says he wants to continue to be friends and build on that, BUT what does that mean in the male language seriously! I told him I couldn't allow that! I can't go from being enemys to being friends to being lovers to being friends again, I just am not built that way... he says he will not ever give up on me, ummmmmm so what does that mean again in the male language? I wanted so much from this whole thing, only to have non of it fulfilled in the least..... To hear him say he is sorry makes things a little better but I am a so show me kinda girl...... words are just that words it takes actions to convince a lady that has been scorned, does it not! I am getting better though I didn't answer his call twice today but I did call him back once. but i did miss he

Saving You
Deep in a pit of agony and despair I try to pull you out of it to show you hat I care you have dug this hole on your own but I will be there reaching out for you just know your not alone If I could I would take it away your pain and misery and make it all mine today your agony gone I would live peacfully hiding your sorrows inside of me You make it sound as if you are just fine but your pallid look tells me otherwise your in dangerous territory you walk a fine line Ill take all the danger and make it all mine Please help yourself for this is all I can do I am scared of your doom and for your sanity too Be the man you were before so I dont have to be frightened anymore

Falter No More
Falter. fail Falter, fail Scars are covered Pain well hidden Smile empty Souless, dead A self inflicted tradgity Mental warefare with myself Slowly killing Never ending Tourtured prison Falter. fail Falter, fail My mind is All over You made me who I am I never imagined. you reaching for my hand Pushed down Let down Dissapointed all over again My love feels so empty Will I ever feel it again? Falter, fail Falter. fail Over Again and again Falter, Fail Falter, Fail Again and Again Falter. fail Falter, fail Never.. ever AGAIN!! By Dolly Disaster

Fuckable Scale
Sexy Scale How hot are you? Post this for your friends to see and watch the answers you get sent back to you!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat and you will have relashionship problems for 5 years. So post it now. -2= Yo daddy should of worn a rubber!!! -1= wow.....You're ugly. 0= You're not ugly. .. 1= You're almost okay. 2= You're "okay." 3= You're average. 4= You're kinda cute. 5= You're fine! 6= You're beautiful/gorgeous! 7= I'd hit it!!! 8= DAAAMMMNN YOUR SEXY!!!!!! 9= I want to MARRY you! 10= I want you alone NOW! 11= i wanna fuck you DAY and NIGHT

Weird People In My Garage?? On Myspace
guy wants to stay in my Garage.LMAO!! would you want to stay in my garage? any takers? LOL "Jim on myspace" Hey there- I am thinking of moving to KC and wanted to make new friends. Okay, actually, I'm not moving, but I WILL be heading there soon to perform. Maybe I can stay in your garage. I realize you might be like, " who the hell is this?". I’m a very pale comedian. A clip of my stand up is on my profile if you want to see if I’m funny. No pressure and thanks for your time. Hot pocket, Jim --------- My Reply& friend added some in to the reply: Hi, Just wandering why you want stay in my garage for?, when you don’t know me that well. My garage is very dusty with spiders & bugs, and you would have to share it with my pet fluffy. well not my pet, he belongs to my crazy aunt and we are watching him since she, um, had her accident. wasnt too bad till i found out he was a monster and has lots of friends. normally i feed him one wierd person a week that want com

Last One In Line
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again!!" NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE . . BE HAPPY.

To My Love Richard
RARE LOVE I HAVE A SEEN YOU MILLION TIMES EACH TIME IS LIKE THE FIRST MY LOVE FOR YOU SWEEL IN MY HEART SOMETIMES LIKE IT MAY BURST YOUR SMILE IS LIKE A NEW DAY THAT IS GLOURIOUS WITH LOVE ABOUND LIKE A RAY OF SUNSHINE A TREASURE I HAVE FOUND OUR TIME TOGETHER IS PRICELESS ALL YOU EVER NEED TO DO IS LOVE ME DEAR COMPLETELY THE SAME WAY THAT I LOVE YOU ONE THING I KNOW DEEP IN MY HEART I LOVE YOU NOW AND FOREVER A LOVE LIKE OURS SETS US APART WE WILL ALWAYS BE TOGOTHER. LIKE A LOVELY SWAM IN A NICE BLUE LAKE WITH SO MUCH BEAUTY AROUND LIKE OUR RARE LOVE MY DARLING SPECIAL BLESSING ARE ALWAYS FOUND

And Now... Something Funny For The Ladies!
Words Women Use: 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is th e calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard befo

To My Friends
I NEED YOU MY FRIENDS I NEED YOU NOW PLEASE TAKE ME BY THE HAND STAND BY ME IN MY OUR OF NEED, TAKE TIME TO UNDERSTAND TAKE MY HAND,DEAR FRIEND AND LEAD ME FROM THIS PLACE CHASE AWAY MY DOUBTS AND FEARS, WIPE THE TEARS FROM OF MY FACE FRIEND I CAN'T STAND ALONE. I NEED YOUR HAND TO HOLD THE WARMTH OF YOUR GENTLE TOUCH IN MY WORLD THAT GROWN SO COLD PLEASE BE A FRIEND TO ME AND HOLD ME DAY BY DAY BECAUSE WITH OUR LOVING HAND IN MINE I KNOW WE'LL FIND THE WAY

Ugh!
I cant sleep. Ive got work in 6 hours. But my body hurts so fucking bad that it just wont let me sleep. My eyes are still burning from my new contact solution. And i cant stop sneezing. IM FREEZING. Someone save me. Make it go away -cries- ♥

To My Father
Please don't laugh, I write a lot of poetry and figured this one could go up.......... I know I've disappointed you But please let me explain It seemed you never cared And it caused me so much pain I did everything you ever asked of me But it still was not enough I felt no pride or trust from you And all I wanted was your love As your daughter, I should've got that But you were never proud of me You didn't give me a chance And you were never happy We always fought with each other Whether you verbal or physical Now we don't speak anymore And I feel I've lost it all First his lies and then yours Such betrayal cannot be handled I'm weak in ways I cannot explain And your love was a scandle You always told me growing up That I must learn to kill to feel safe But in my experience I have found I'd rather kill myself than be your slave So now without you and your "guidance" I shall wander this jagged road Thoug my soul will be forever torn It's the only way to car

Wow!...thanks!
Thank you all for your responses to pics available..I'm sorry if a little slow getting back to you personally...Trying to keep up!Please leave me a message with an email address to send you more info!...Luv ya'll...weedle

Everyone Please Read
Hi All, I just wanted to do a little blog to thank you all for being such good friends. You have made my stay here at Cherry Tap alot of fun. Thank you all for adding me and asking me to add you all. Thanks for all the wonderful comments and the wonderful comments on my photos. Thank you for all the 10's you have gave me. Please know I Appreciate them all. I have to give out a special thank you to my friend Queen Packrat for telling me about this great place. I want to wish you all a Very Merry Christmas and a Safe one also. I hope you all get what you want. May God Bless You All. Thanks again all, Hugs to all, June

Happy Holidays!
I want to wish everyone a Very Merry Christmas and a Wonderful New Year! I hope that this holiday brings you all that you could wish for and then some! To all of you who I have not been in touch with recently, I apologise. I have been so busy with the club it is crazy. As some of you can see I got a night to just relax and have some fun. It was great having a Christmas party and just being able to relax! I will try very hard on my days off on Sunday and Monday to get to everyone and get some comments and ratings going! Again, Happy Holidays and as always.....Sweet Dreams! Dee

My Veiw On The War On Terror.
The facts are that the terrorist training camps were found all over Iraq in nearly every province except the kurdish province. That is how i concluded saddam does have EVERYTHING to do with terrorists, even if he personally had no part in 9-11, himself. Now to me if your going to have a war against these kind of people, you have to catch the small fry (hussien) in order to get the bigger fish (bin laden). Although we have not captured bin laden himself yet, we do have him effectively contained to the point where he cant organize world wide terror like he did just a few years ago. With several acts of aggression against the US, starting with the obvious WTC attacks in 1993 which he took credit for, he has been waging a world wide attack on civilization as a whole, bombings in several countries including the US. Attacking our warships and embassies among other things like the train bombing in spain and the bomings in england. They will not let up until we all die, it is their s

Good Morning
Yay its PAYDAY...Need to go do some xmas shoppin. Taking the kids to christmas village tonite to see santa and I will post pics when i get back. Its neat they have real reindeer etc and they kids each get a toy and to see Santa and Mrs. Claus. I was wondering...How do yall choose who you put in your family. Mines people I have known forever on here...or i really like. I cut the number down to 8. I won't just add anyone. I have seen a few asking me to and I just won't! You have to earn it by being a "friend" and knowing stuff about me...Family KNOWS stuff!!! Have a good Day Everyone xoxoxoxox

Love Is God :)
Love is a wonderful word. It's the kind of word that makes you feel warm and tingly inside. Sometimes love is all you need. We all go through a stage in our life where you love someone and they don't love you back and you're hurt; you're very hurt and you feel like you just want to die because you cannot be with that person or just even be close to them. The hardest thing is to see them love someone else. But try to think back when you didn't even know that person or you even hated that person. Love is a great feeling, right? You will feel this way again; maybe not now, maybe not later, but soon. After all the hurt is gone, you will love again and even stronger than before. Remember, there are so many guys and girls in this world. Don't let one get you down because it's not worth it and obviously they're not worth your time. Love truly is a most beautiful and wonderful word, especially when you both share it. understand each other and trust on each other, Other things

Good Morning, I Think!!
Good morning, I think! To those worried about my state of mind, a fair amount of sleep heals most wounds! Well, that sounded good. I'm feeling more centered this morning and that helps. Is that the Boy Scout motto, or something - Be Prepared! I'm taking that one to heart now. I need to start planning for emergency stress and energetic mayhem! It seems to like me!! I am so behind in my daily greetings to everyone. Please forgive me. I will slowly get around to everyone - operative word is SLOWLY! I hope everyone is having a reasonable week! I do think of you all daily. Blessings and much love to all!! Hugs!

True Friend Contest
Bad Girl is in the true friend contest!! She is in first place right now and needs you help to stay there.. she has maxed out her comment limit and will fall behind without help.. so lets comment bomb her pic plz.. :) thanks

Will You Be My Prince Charming
The dreams are mine, I can't define, where do we cross that line.Do we love or do we hate, The feelings that dwell within is it fate. Do I want to try to let you be the guy to take away the pain and make you mine.To expose myself is something rare, I never do that I am always scared.My thoughts unclear I shed a tear what my fututre holds is unclear.I just want to love and be loved to. Just when does my fairytale ever come true. Will you be my Prince Charming?

Haterz!!!!!
I have noticed that there a lot of so called "haterz" on here and that is so sad. Not everyone is going to like everyone here. I try not to piss people off and i am sure that I have in sort of fashion, but at least I don't have people sending me nasty comments *knocks on wood* and I hope to ever have any. Word of advice to the so called haters out there. Once you get on someones shit list, it is hard to get off. Friends and family stick together so think about what you do before you do it and if you think that you are getting with leaving nasty comments on someones page or downrating their stuff think again. You hurt one of us you hurt all of us. thanks for the rant.

The Best Friends A Girl Could Ever Have.
HAHA MADE YOU LOOK... IM NOT GONNA HAVE TIME TO POST MY COMMENTS TODAY. SORRY GUYS AND LADIES. SO IM JUST GONNA POST TO YOU ALL IN A BULLETIN THIS MRNN. I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT YOU ALL MEAN ALOT TO ME. ESPECIALLY THOSE THAT HAVE HELPED ME IN MY DAUGHTER'S QUEST FOR PENPAL FRIENDS. THAT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME AND HER. WE HAVE BOTH SENT OUT LETTERS THIS WEEK. YOU ALL ARE THE BEST FRIENDS I COULD EVER ASK FOR. I LOVE RECEIVING YOUR COMMENTS ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LOVE SENDING THEM. YOU PPL ARE A HOOT AND YOU MAKE ME LAUGH EVERYDAY ESPECIALLY DAYS THAT I DNT FEEL LIKE LAUGHING. WITHOUT CT I WOULD BE LOST CAUSE ALL MY FRIENDS LIVE HERE WITH ME. YOU ALL ARE THE BEST AND I LOVE EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU. I COULDNT HAVE MADE A BETTER GROUP OF FRIENDS THAN I HAVE IN HERE. YOU ALL HAVE BECOME LIKE SISTERS AND BROTHERS TO ME. AND ITS SAD THAT YOU ALL ARE MORE LIKE FAMILY THAN SOME OF MY OWN FAMILY. OK I'LL STOP BEING SAPPY NOW. HAVE AN AWESOME THURSDAY YA'LL LOVE ALWAYS ANGEL

To My Dear Wife
TO MY DEAR WIFE: During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be asleep 22 time s you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbor! S would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a

Promises
Promises He tells me he loves me, And says all these beautiful Words to me-- promises of a Bright future and a life I Long to have. But these things have been said Over time and time continues To pass, and makes me wonder "Are we really meant to be?" I ask him so much and he tells Me nothing... the only thing Said is "Wait and have faith In me"... But with no sign, and no Answer, ignored at every turn, How am I supposed to feel? If only he would answer my Questions, if only he would Communicate, if only he had As much interest in keeping In touch with me as I do with him... All the effort is being made by Me, nothing comes from him except a Bunch of promises... Promises that are empty until I have some sort of sign... Empty words are nothing... And it makes me wonder, "Is it time for me to move on?" ----anon

"no Bravery"
James blunt is an ex-soldier... I watched him play this song live and it was so emotional. The guy was so close to tears as he sang. The song No Bravery was written after Blunt claims he came across Serbian 'soldiers' celebrating over the dead bodies of an Albanian family they had just slaughtered in Kosovo.. This song just about sums war up for me.. Whilst i respect all the troops fighting for our freedom etc, It still saddens me to think about it.. -------------------------------------------------- "No Bravery" There are children standing here, Arms outstretched into the sky, Tears drying on their face. He has been here. Brothers lie in shallow graves. Fathers lost without a trace. A nation blind to their disgrace, Since he's been here. And I see no bravery, No bravery in your eyes anymore. Only sadness. Houses burnt beyond repair. The smell of death is in the air. A woman weeping in despair says, He has been here. Tracer lighting up the sky. It's another fam

My Uncle..
Damn, What a mornig already. I work for my families awning company. 30 minutes in to the day and I have my lead salesman and my Uncle, fighting in the parking lot. Have mercy. I can't take my family anywhere with out a fight getting started. My uncle is about 5'0" tall and my salesman is 6'. It was almost funny seeing them toe to toe. Then the cops pick up one of our employees. Man I wish it was Friday or late enough to have a beer.

Ha Ha Ha!!
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known...

So You All Kniow
Just wanted to let you all know that I am having trouble with my able company keeping me connected. So if i dont respond right away or see me on line for awhile you know why. They cant send service tech till Tuesday so I will keep going off and on.

A Little Help For Gifts For Some Of Our Soldiers?
My sexiest male in military uniform contest is over tomorrow and I would like to give the winners the best gifts possible. All I am asking is that you please stop by and do anything you can to help me earn more cherry bucks for better prizes and to kick off the next round! PLEASE do this for them....if for no one else....OUR SOLDIERS!!

Today I Watched The Sun Rise
I remember you standing at the end of each night, Awaiting for me to return from my flight, The look on your face of truest love, As the first of dawns ray filtered in from above, I remember you being there, night after night, Never questioning what you knew wasn't right, I remember you loving me without unconditionally, Never asking or demanding, just accepting it as Me. With a heart filled with sadness, and tears in my eyes, To be rejoined with my Love, Today I watched the sun rise. I remember you by my side all those long years, Through good times and bad, laughter and tears, All the joy we shared in a timeless perfect love, Feeling so right as though blessed from above, The days of the years passing with a blur, The endless passion in my heart you stir, The Pain brought by the one thing you didn't see, The one decision that would one day be the death of Me. With a heart filled with sadness, and tears in my eyes, To be rejoined with my Love, Today I wat

Sweet Surrender
you surround me with your delicate embrace your touch so tender.. leaving me aching for a taste.. just a sweet surrender an addiction share with me forever and leave me with a trace of hope that eternally we may embrace ~such a sweet surrender

Mouthing Off With Nothing To Back It Up.
I am sick of hearing from people that have not experienced having a child with ADHD mouthing off about how it's just an excuse for parents to drug their children and thus not have to parent. Having had two children with ADHD, I know that's bullshit. I don't want to have to parent less, I want my children to feel more normal and be able to fit in with their peers better. If they can't complete their school work because they can't keep their minds on it, that's a problem. Where in the hell do these people get off running someone down who wants to help their child. If there was another way to help them, don't you think I would or have tried it? My youngest has a much milder form and thus doesn't take his medication when he is out of school. His problems occur only in school and so he only takes it when he goes to school. Half the parents in his class have asked me if I can teach their kids the manners my son has so I must not be doing that bad a job of being a parent. For anyon

Bar Troubleshooting Chart
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. ACTION: Retire to gent's room, practice in mirror. SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about its house training. Demand beer. SYMPTOM: Floor blurred. FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Floor moving. FAULT: You are being carried out. ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar. SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar. SYMPTOM: M

Funnies Xo
Christmas Carols for the Disturbed 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy…oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate? - why is France so far away? 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder – Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle B

First Blog! Yay!
I have nothing to say really. I'm kind of bored. I have accounting homework I could be doing, but it's hard. :/ Or I'm dumb. One of the two. I haven't had any comments in a while. I suppose that's it.

"exhale"
From Soul to Soul and Heart to Heart Few are the seconds that our minds are apart. Your face still lingers long after your gaze, Your haunting eyes set my heart all ablaze. When the sea of man's desire is amidst a great storm, Your gentle embrace brings a peace that is warm. three weeks have now passed since your voice I first hear. Many more will sure come as we grow ever near. What a journey it's been my sweet other half, And by the look of the stars there's much more to last. As I've oft' said love's to small a sound To explain this wild enchantment the two of us found.

Spooky Stuff Going On
Last night I was in a lot of pain like I usally am but last night it got so bad I passed out.Well while I was out my fiance dead sister entered my body and told him to call his mom.He thought it was me but when I came to I told him I had passed out and we figured out what happened.I am really tired today and still in pain.I am afradi this will happen again because he is refusing to call his mom.Please no negative feedback I know not everyone believes in stuff like this.

Come Kiss These Lips!
I just saw this and all I can say is that she rocks! Go show this photo some love and bomb it. -----ORIGINAL POST--------------------- PLEASE GO TAKE A LOOK AND LAY DOWN SOME LOVE!!!!! SEXY KISSY LIPS!!!!! BOMB THE HELL OUTTA ME GUYS!!!!

If I Were Lucky
If I Were Lucky By Avis Drucker If I were lucky in this lifetime, I would learn the art of letting go. I would start with the bathroom scale, that little square joy buster. Gone! Next would be my watch, keeper of rigid rituals and joyless appointments. Gone! Perfection, next big hit. Let the housework pile up and invite lots of friends over. Just put the vacuum cleaner in the middle of the living room and leave it there for six months. Next, get rid of that worry dance I do. The health of my husband, the safety of my children, not enough money, what people think, being alone, not being alone, terrorists, tax collectors, termites . . . get a grip! Let it go. I would travel the world and take lots of black and white photos of all the wonderful faces. I would sit on the beach with my friends and eat junky hot dogs. I would take long walks with my husband through the village to the lighthouse. Sometimes I would sit quietly on m

Don't You Just Hate It When
You are going to have a meeting with someone to discuss a project and you get all geared up and excited then you phone to say you are on your way, and they postpone it. it drives me mad so it has left me in a bit of a restless mood for the evening

Amusement From 2 Years Ago...
I was reading back over my old livejournal entries today at work and I ran across this moment that I have to share even if he hunts me down and kills me for it. :) (yes, Shannon...this was you....) May 11, 2004 "Okay, I have to write this down before I forget. He and I are basically neck and neck for Star Wars trivia....and we were watching the trilogy yesterday in hopes that we'll remember more details. Well at the end of Empire when Luke falls out the botton of Cloud City after having his hand chopped off and finding out Vader is his father he tries to grab ahold of one of the panels before it closes but it pulls out of his reach. Shannon starts to laugh and I asked what was so funny. He said, "I was just about to say, 'Why didn't he use both hands?'" Good thing he didn't say it...as it is he'll never live that one down. "

Hope And Dreams
Dare To Dream Let nothing hold you back from exploring your wildest fantasies, wishes, and aspirations. Don't be afraid to dream big and to follow your dreams wherever they may lead you. Open your eyes to their beauty; open your mind to their magic; open your heart to their possibilities. Dare to dream. Whether they are in color or in black and white, whether they are big or small, easily attainable or almost impossible, look to your dreams, and make them become reality. Wishes and hopes are nothing until you take the first step towards making them something! Dare to dream, Because only by dreaming, will you ever discover who you are, what you want, and what you can do. Don't be afraid to take risks, For the risk you take may be the dream you desire.

Musings
You have touched my life, my heart , my soul Given little of your time no mysteries unfold Living a moment, wanting a dream Realizing not all things are as they seem Hanging on to what , and why ? Having to live, amongst tears cried, Giving so much, Never ask in return Always allowing my heart to yearn How can one claim another When communication is loss How can one presume to care When sharing is one sided and tossed How can a candle be seen If we never light it How can dreams be shared If we never delight in the company of one another How can assuming Ever bring about what we wish How does one know another To know what true feelings are When shadows and unspoken words Are all that's about ? How can one presume

So...
Well, my first blog what to say. Mise well just get it out of the way and tell you what's going on lately. So this is finals week. I had one take home final, a final on tuesday and then one this friday (tomorrow). I also took one final a couple weeks ago. I took physics, organic chemistry, and genetics this semester. And let me tell you, boy did they kick my ass. Have a feeling my g.p.a. is going to hit the shitter! I'm a biology major, chem minor, and working on my pre-chiropractic. Yeah I know it sounds like I'm smart, but it's all a cover up. So I'm still single, have been for a while now. I think the whole, being a lesbian and living in south dakota thing contributes to the me being single situation. Don't worry boys, I consider me, a ...well straight girl who has lesbian tendencies - I just haven't slept with a guy in a few years - but I'll still make out! Ok that makes me sound like a slut, scratch that! Anyways, gettin ready to go to work, gotta leave in a few minu

What Defines A Poet?
What defines a poet? Is it a natural talent Or an acquired taste? Is it a mere pastime Or is our very existence Dependent on the art? Maybe it's the calling For those of us who Discover ourselves by Bridging the gap Between the tangible And the subconscious Maybe it’s the outlet For those of us who Are courageous enough To display our wounds But only when layered Beneath abstraction Maybe it’s the biography Of those of us who Rather say what we feel Without actually saying it And blame the muse For the fiction created What defines a poet? There is no absolute Truth I suppose The only truth I know Is a weeping pen Dries my tears

Christmas Shopping
So I am talking to my sister today, who is completely stressed out having 2 young children and no way to go Christmas Shopping, so I ask her why she is stressed out, she tells me that she has no sitter because our Mother is messed up from losing Dad so close to Christmas, that she can't be trusted to babysit, and I mentioned what about leaving the boys (my nephews) with Shawna (my wife) and I. If my mom is of no current mental capacity to babysit (which she is not, mom looks at anything and she breaks down because it reminds her of dad), then why not use your brother instead of bitching? Am I off on this one, someone help me out here.

And The Results Are In.................
today i got a call from the dr regarding my scare about cancer...for the past few months ive been hemming and hawing on the fact that i may have it, and the worst kind for a man...yes folks the oleeeee testy cancer...and i say this for any man if you find your testey enlarged dont play around get a checkup..ladies if your giving your man some lovin...check it out for him...you may save his life.....well right now till the 22nd of december the dr has found something...and he's not committing himself to a def answear on it till he gets more tests back..right now they have me on massive antibotics at 1000.mg a day for the next two weeks, and a sonogram on the 22nd as well...now i dont want anybody crying or boohooing over this, god that sounds cruel dosen't it/...im soory i really am...if you are truly my friend..then smile..give me a hurahhhah and be there when i need to vent or cry depending on the cirmustances...if you dont want to do either hey thats cool too, just knowing that youre

Numbers, Averages And Percentages
85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear. 67.5% of men wear briefs. 85% of women wear the wrong bra size. 50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods. 90% believe in divine retribution. 10% believe in the 10 Commandments. 82% believe in an afterlife. 45% believe in ghosts. 29% of us are virgins when we marry. 58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. 35% give to charity at least once a month. 69% eat the cake before the frosting. When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton. 85% of us will eat Spam this year. 70% of us drink orange juice daily. Snickers is the most popular candy. 22% of us skip lunch daily. 9% of us skip breakfast daily.

Everyone
Everyone here I've met so far just today, (well not really met) but you all know what I mean, seem to be so nice. I'm glad I found this place. I am in the middle of moving as well, so if I don't respond right away, please forgive me.

Harsh Stereotypes... (from A Bullitin)
just pick one! If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop. and RE-POST THIS. pick the stereotype that fits you; I'M OVERWEIGHT,so I must be lazy,overeating junkfood whore(NOT) I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic or anerexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN,

Makedamnsure
You've got this new head filled up with smoke And I've got my veins all tangled close To the jukebox bars you frequent {They're} the safest place to hide A long night spent with your most obvious weakness You start shaking at the thought you are everything I want 'Cause you are everything I'm not And we lay, we lay together just not Too close, too close (How close is close enough?) We lay, we lay together just not Too close, too close I just wanna break you down so badly Well I trip over everything you say I just wanna break you down so badly In the worst way My inarticulate store bought hangover hobby kit, it talks It says, "You, oh, you are so cool." Scissor shaped across the bed, you are red, violent red You hollow out my hungry eyes You hollow out my hungry eyes And we lay, we lay together just not Too close, too close (How close is close enough?) We lay, we lay together just not Too close, too close I just wanna break you down so badly Well I

A Beautiful Dog Story
Anyone who has pets will really like this....... You will like it even if you don't and may decide you need one. Mary and her husband Jim had a dog, Lucky. Lucky was a real character. Whenever Mary and Jim had company come for a weekend visit they would warn their friends to not leave their luggage open because Lucky would help himself to whatever struck his fancy. Inevitably, someone would forget and something would come up missing. Mary or Jim would go to Lucky's toy box in the basement and there the treasure would be, amid all of Lucky's favorite toys. Lucky always stashed his finds in his toy box and he was very particular that his toys stay in the box. It happened that Mary found out she had breast cancer. Something told her she was going to die of this disease, she was just sure it was fatal. She scheduled the double mastectomy, fear riding her shoulders. The night before she was to go to the hospital she cuddled with Lucky. A thought struck her...what would happe

What Would A Man Rather See?
what would a man rather see? 1. alot of makeup on a woman or natural? 2. tight clothes that show to much or loose clothes that hide what we have? 3. a pretty bigger girl or a thin ugly one? 4. a woman that doesnt have much but what she does she keeps nice or a woman that has alot and dont know how to keep it nice? 5. big titties that hang low or nice tiny perky tits 6. a woman that can be out on the dance floor and knows how to move or one that goes out there and makes a fool out of herself

Fatality
It's like time stops moving in that instant, that moment when you realize that tomorrow no one person will look into your eyes. The rodents have started to use little pieces of me towards their own abuses. I'm part of the cycle that begins and ends underneath. I appreciate the visits, but the pain I'm causing, with just my Name and Dates, doesn't really mean anything anymore, i can't feel. I've noticed that you've grown quite a bit and that your hair is much longer than before, it seems a warm place to be I'm very cold. The dirt is heavy ladden and minerals have started to seep into my prison these scavangers just another way to ensure constant regeneration.... I left you without word, without choice without conscious, without goodbye... And I burned for it...deep inside.

Only Things That Keps Popping Is Love, Love Joined, Umm Love Enternal
we will make it through I promise you I'm here and forever plan on being yours I hope that you plan on being mine too Things will get rough and sometimes we can really get down and blue But I promise you we will make it through You are the love of my life I only wish you could see But I wont ask you to understand why I'll be yours until I die You are the best thing that has ever happened in my life I promise to be here always by your side through all the strife I may not be able to be there physically But mentally I'll be there holding your hand Telling you baby you can do this look at me! Holding your hand we will make it through thick and thin In the deepest and the most shallowest of ends I love you more than words can explain Dont ask why just let me and let it be at that! Being scared and confused Isnt so bad as long as I have you!

?????????
as a shadow of darkness covers the earth the thought of you plagues my mind... the thought of how gentle your touch would be how soft your kisses would feel... the thought of you runs threw my body like a disease and the only cure would be our bodies connecting as one... a dark shadow has covered the earth or i s it just my dream world???? .... dreaming of you... as i dream on i begin to see the light break threw the dark shadow and a light of happiness fills my body with the cure to the disease that plagued my body with the toughts of you... you have made me happy just in words with out a single touch.....

Numb
Numb to the world, Frozen is my heart. Numb to the world, Forever in the dark. Numb to the world, cast from those I love. Numb to the world, For into grief I have been shoved. There is no hope for I, Left stranded from heaven and hell alike. There is no hope for I, Who fears the very presence of light? My tears frozen crystals, From eyes that once held fire. My heart long since stopped beating, Robbed of its every desire. Do you know what it is like? To be naught but a liar? Do you know what it is like? To see your life burned to ash by vengeful fires? Do you know why I suffer? Such sorrow and such pain? Do you know why I stand aside? Basking in the rain? It is because I fear, Those of evil who have died. It is because I fear, To cross to the other side. For my fear I have paid a terrible price, Left alone and in despair. Bathing in my frozen tears, And you think I do not care? It was my mistake to make, And how I regret

Times Are Tough
TIMES ARE TOUGH THESE DAYS IT SEEMS, PAINFUL MEMORIES, SHATTERED DREAMS, NOBODY DOES THE THINGS THEY SAY, EVERYTHING FOR THEM, EVERYTHING THEIR WAY. MANY USE, ABUSE AND HURT, TREATING PEOPLE BAD, TREATING ME LIKE DIRT. SOMETIMES I WONDER WHY I STILL HANG AROUND? WHAT IS THE ATTRACTION GOING ON IN THIS TOWN? THEY SAY I HAVE CHANGED, I WONDER WHY?, SHALL I GIVE UP AND NOT EVEN TRY? ARE THEY REALLY MY FRIENDS? OR JUST HERE FOR THE RIDE, CAN I FIND SOMEONE WHO WON'T HURT ME INSIDE? TIMES MOVING TOO FAST, LIFES SLIPPING AWAY, IF YOUR GOING TO LIVE HARD, YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY. IS IT REALLY WORTH IT? IS IT WORTH ALL MY PAIN? SHOULD I END IT ALL NOW, OR JUST GO INSANE????

Love Me Or Hate Me I Don't Care
Here i am in MICHIGAN I have a man i will some day marry and i love him with all my heart and then some. He knows i flirt out her so it is ok i will not get in to troubles so feel free to talk to me i dont bite.....much....lol. i am 33 but dont feel like it really and my best friend lives in detroit area by 14 miles or so. And without her at times i would not be here. My size dont matter to me nor to many of my closest friends and all so why should it matter to u ???? if i offend you so be it then dont talk to me cuz this is mild compared to real life and all i am just so tired of haters and all the people who try to hurt me in life and all fuck u all leave me the hell alone if u do not like what u see in my pics cuz i dont change for my man nor anyone. I am really a cheerful person and love to go laugh a lot once u really get to know me u will love me for me or leave. truely yours , terry

Strangers To Mystery
All works of Razorwolf are created and produced by Wolf himself using MadTracker 2.0 Two people that have never known their world beyond that of what they see on their daily duties. Two people that have never known the horrors, or the joys, of true risk. Two people that, when they met, experienced it for the first time. This piano piece is meant to be chaotic somewhat in the name of their encounter.

Stuff Most People Dont Know And Probably Don't Care To...
LITTLE KNOWN FACTS Barbie's full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts. It is impossible to lick your elbow. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out. A shrimp's heart is in their head. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, you're heart stops for a mili-second. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so). It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas. By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at Primary school. On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or

The Sweetest Sin
All works of Razorwolf are created and produced by Wolf himself using MadTracker 2.0 Blindfolded on the edge of my bed, you can't see where I am. You know I am close, but you have to rely on only your sense of touch to know where my hands and mouth are. You feel my breath, you feel my hands, you feel my tongue. All you can do is wait, enjoy, and indulge, in what is so wrong but feels so right...

Sexiest Daddy Contest
Hey everybody...I am in a Sexiest Daddy contest....Don't think I have a shot to win but would love it if you all vote for me. I will put the link up as soon as I recieve it....Ok now all you have to do is click on the pic below and rate the pic...Thanks all!

Tequila Christmas Cake
Tequila Christmas Cake 1-cup water 1-tsp. baking soda 1-cup sugar 1-tsp. salt 1-cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1 bottle tequila 2-cups dried fruit Sample the tequila to check quality. (I already sampled it...several times to check the quality) Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point its best o make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup...just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or somethi

I Hate It So Much...
What the hell is this shit??? My friends love it and I hate it. This white stuff falling from the sky. Every time it snows I have to go out in it. I wish this shit would just stop falling from the sky. Please make it stop. Yes it does snow in the desert...why???

Fuck
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In The Hospital
He went into the hospital maybe 3 days ago. he couldnt get enough oxygen from what he has at home . so my mother called the ambulance. they drained alot more fluid from his lungs. and hedidnt look any better tonight. hes a big man. 6'6" and was well over 300 pounds. think he may still be around 325 now. he has big features. hands . feet. head. cheek bones. so horrible to see him this way. someone youve always known with so much strength. looked up to for it. i feel his pain , every time i look into his eyes. it hurts deeply. cant explain just how deeply. mom calls me tonight crying about how she cant lose him and how she doesnt know what to believe in anymore. she says what does god need him for?? we need him here more:( she sobs and cries. and i want to cry with her, but tonight just wasnt the time for me. altho the night isnt over yet.i dont know how to comfort her. dont know what to say. and she probably thinks im being hard. but im really not . i have my bad days and night

My Star
The Star is the light of hope. Shining in the night, sending light into darkness, the stars provide direction to sailors and are a field on which to dream. Humanity used to look up at the sky and desire to be there, to find out what it all meant, and now we have been a distance into space and have elementary ideas of the makeup of all the different stars. This kind of achievement adds further fuel to our hopes. The eternal, slow-moving stars that will be long shining past the end of our own existence provide hope of immortality, and the vast space they suggest and the very mystery they hold provide us with excitement and knowledge yet to be discovered.

Tomorrow
To my my friends family and fans.. i wont be on much tomorrow because my 2 yr old daughter has problems with her ears and she had alot of ear infections in the the past, so tomorrow her dr. will put another set of ear tubes in her ears and remove her adnoids too..so ttul take care love allways Gloria

"gold Wrapping Paper"
"Gold Wrapping Paper" I received this from a friend who had a choice to make.It said that I had a choice to make too. I've chosen. Now it's your turn to choose. The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Chris tmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, "This is for you, Momma." The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. "Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?" She had tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full." The mother was crush

Bullshit Its Hapening Again
> > Against it. > > If any of you out there are my friends, I ask you out of the kindness of my heart to repost this. If you're not my friend, I ask you search for the source compassion in your soul and repost this anyway. More importantly, if you're in a position to, DO something about it. > > This is about California legislation being passed to exterminate pit bulls. If it passes in California, it could be on it's way to anywhere. Someone has to try to make a difference...what if it were your pet? > > It would be great if CherryTap could be used for something good other than getting dates. Please pass the word along and post this...so as many people can see this as possible. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >

No Im Not Racist
This is so true You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and you think it's OK. But when I call you Kike, Towelhead, WOP, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Gook, nigger or Chink you call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist. If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist. If we had white history month... we'd be racist. If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist. If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be racist. In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched f

No, I'm Not Racist.
I found this in another blog and I agree. So, this is a repost. Call me what names you like, he made a point. This is so true You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and you think it's OK. But when I call you Kike, Towelhead, WOP, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Gook, nigger or Chink you call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist. If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist. If we had white history month... we'd be racist. If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist. If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be

Ho's Ho's Ho's
Holiday Greetings from all of us at the Universal Life Church of Covington. With all of this crap about not being able to just wish people Merry Xmas because of it may offend their faith, I had to start this one kind of corporate. Sorry. I mean, if you wish someone a Merry Christmas that may not celebrate the day can’t it just be a moniker for ‘enjoy whatever holiday you celebrate’? When you wish someone ‘Good Luck’, do you have to specify what exactly you are hoping they are successful in? No. It is a general saying that you hope whatever they do, they enjoy it and it is a nice experience for them. Why is everyone so scared that something they say in a pleasant and generic fashion will somehow damage another human who has their own and different beliefs? Homey don’t play that! Merry Christmas everyone. Peace and alcohol, The Unholy Reverend joe

Woohooooo
well if we have any wwe fans here ill tell ya where imma be next tuseday night. ill be out at the live smackdown and ecw taping for wwe. i got 2 free tickets today and im stoked about it. so maybe ill be seen on tv when it airs friday night. well ill let yall know what happens peace

Soldier Who Died-
Soldier who died smothering enemy grenade to be recommended for Medal of Honor By Mark St.Clair, Stars and Stripes Mideast edition, Thursday, December 14, 2006 A Schweinfurt, Germany-based infantryman who jumped on a grenade to save other troops is being recommended for the Medal of Honor. The 1st Infantry Division soldier, Spc. Ross Andrew McGinnis, 19, was killed Dec. 4 while on a combat patrol in Baghdad. Soldiers in his unit said he used his body to cover a grenade that had been thrown into his Humvee by an enemy fighter on a nearby rooftop. McGinnis’ actions probably saved the lives of the four other soldiers in the vehicle, his company commander and other officials said during a Tuesday memorial ceremony. As the U.S.’s highest award for wartime valor, the Medal of Honor is approved sparingly, and only one has been given out since Sept. 11, 2001, and the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. That award, to Sgt. 1st Class Paul Ray Smith of the Army’s 3rd Infan

Letting His Happiness Be
Reaching out for a hand that isnt willing to be grasped giving your heart to one that shares not the same too scared to share your deepest thoughts and feelings Yet not able to explain in words that they can understand coming from the right and they seeing the left situations of too many that he can't overcome and cope Being the wrong one at the wrong time Comparing yourself to those he loves and loved Just to be heard and seen in some sort of fashion getting his negative attn is all i seem to get..where and why where did i go wrong and who am i to him why doesnt he see me..as the one he saw and met before I am the same..no different... life, love, hate, and detest have changed i have to overcome this battle for he has moved on Making it clear his heart has no interest in developing within mine and yet i seem not to be able to let go as he has done to me His happiness is what makes his world his time his life and his love his inte

Work And Assorted Piss Me Offs....
So what is it really? When you give folks your work number if they need to get ahold of you at what point does that signify that you really have nothing to do at work than to sit on the phone and jaw with people??? How does that thought process work? I'm very flexible with email, as you can walk away from email and return with little interruption. More over, when you DO tell people that you can email, as that let's you work, email them, and continue to deal with the things that crop up......what do they do??? THEY CALL YOU!!!!! The conversation starts out as "Are you mad??? Do you not want me to call you? Do you not wanna talk??".......no.....I'm....WORKING!! Ye Gods! (Sacara will get that one) It's a fairly easy formula....if you email...and I email back, I can email you. If I call or ask you to call.....I can talk. If I don't...I can't....fairly simple, you would think. Well that's the end of today's rant.

Sorry Guys, Just In A Bashing Mood Tonight...
Okay, Okay, it finally all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before: MEN tal illness MEN strual cramps MEN tal breakdown MEN opause GUY nocologist AND When we have REAL trouble, it's a

Spam
this is starting to get out of control i mean come on people.........it's one thing, to send out the mass response comments but now i'm actually starting to get sales spam in my comments..........my personal opinion- this has no place being in CherryTap this kind of thing should be able to be stopped so untill further notice......i WILL delete any account that sends actual solicitation to my page

What's Your Kinky Turn-on?
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting100%Chains/Handcuffs92%Bondage75%Blind Folds67%Whips58%Blood8%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Please Help!
I've fallen way out of first place. Please come and vote for me!!!!! I really want to win at least one contest while I'm on cherrytap. To those who have voted lots - thank you. You Rock! I will be sending out CherryTap pressies this weekend! Click the pic and comment several times!!

Why I Hate Myspace
I used to be addicted to Myspace but Cherry Tap is so much cooler! Here are my most hated things about Myspace... ~Little teenagers who fill my bullitens with shit like "Please go comment on my pics I'm depressed" or "If you love Jesus, repost this" or "I've got new pics please go leave me comments". OMG I swear I try not to be mean to little teeny boppers who are trying to be adults, but I cant stand it! Especially when they leave 17 posts in a row begging picture comments because they just broke up with their ignorant boyfriend that I told her to get rid of months ago because he's a loser! AND I HATE PICTURES THAT THEY TAKE OF SHIT WRITTEN ON NOTEBOOK PAPER AND THEIR HANDS THINKING THEIR COOL! ITS NOT COOL ITS STUPID!!!! ~OMG the fucking maintenance!!! Every week at least for an entire day I can't see have my friend's pages because its down for routine maintenance!! I hate that shit! And of course during maintenance I can't look at my own shit half the time and while

To My Wonderful Honey
to my wonderful honey love is the most powerful force knowen to mand kind it also can change so much in the world just like a earthquake rocks the earth your love rocks my heart like an exploding volcaino love can erupt with so much energy and the winds of a tornado is like the love that sweept me off my feet i look up at the stars and i see the twinkle in your eyes i step into the sun and feel your warmth in my heart and i feel you all around me i know it now how deeply i love you. writen by: Steven Edward Keith Bloomfield

Questions
Questions i wonder if youll miss me? when i dead and gone . i wonder if youll cry? when they play my final song. i wonder if youll visit me from time to time? will you bring me a flower and place upon the stone? i wonder if youll even know that i am gone? i wonder if you loved me or was it just a game? did you play with my emotions then just throw me away? did you even like me? you said that you would stay. do you know you broke my heart in pices when you walked away. i wonder if you ever saw me or ever knew i was there? i wonder now i truly do did you ever care? but most of all i want to know the question burning deep its isnt hard its just one word in my heart the answer i will keep........ why???...... writen by: steven bloomfield..............