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Big Big News,please Read And Repost.tx
BIG NEWS PLEASE READ....... Body: ONLY A FEW HOURS AFTER ANNA NICOLE SMITH DIES, HER NAME AND FACE ARE PLASTERED ALL OVER THE NEWS, THE INTERNET, AND THE RADIO. BECAUSE OF HER FAME AND FORTUNE EVERYONE SEEMS TO ACT LIKE THEY'VE KNOWN HER FOR YEARS, AND ARE SO CAUGHT UP WITH THE STORY... AND YOU WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS FOR DAYS TO COME... KNOW WHAT MAKES ME SICK?? THERE ARE SOILDERS DYING FOR YOUR COUNTRY EVERY DAY AND THEY GET A BRIEF..."FOUR MARINES KILLED IN IRAQ TODAY.."......" ANOTHER PLANE SHOT DOWN KILLING 3 AMERICAN SOILDERS..." AND DOES ANYONE BOTHER TO MAKE NOTE OF THESE MEN AND WOMEN DYING FOR YOUR RIGHT TO BE SAD OVER ANNA NICOLE SMITH? RARELY. YES, IT'S SAD THAT ANNA NICOLE SMITH DIED AT 39.... BUT THERE ARE ANOTHER 3000+ MEN AND WOMEN DYING AT A MUCH YOUNGER AGE DOING MUCH BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS THAN SELLING TRIM SPA AND HITTING EVERY TABLOID IN THE COUNTRY. THEYRE OVER THERE SELFLESSLY... DYING FOR THE GOOD OF OUR COUNTRY. IT'S SAD THAT ANNA NICOLE SMITH'S SON J

A Walk In My Brothers Shoes
this story is A.k.A."Brian's shoes" Everyone says:If you could only walk in my shoes. but does anyone really think about it??? It was A Saturday morning in June,and the weather was warm,And my brother woke up without his shoes.I couldn't buy him shoes nor did I have shoes to give him at that moment we switched places and I was my brother,& then I would know what it was like to walk in my brothers shoes.it was weird at first,being the m an who stands on the corner with a cardboard sign why lie?I need a beer.The man people morning and just pass on by,like we had caused this upon ourselves,many hardships occur in live that are unstoppable and yet nobody's fault,and yet people are cruel,judgemental and they blame us for them.I hope that I will be the passer by the angel that helps you someday in hopes that maybe you'll return the favor,maybe you will be the angel first,an angel in disguise waiting and watching for those who will help a stranger a brother,me and my brother switch places

Friendship
I'm so tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good... finally here is a series of promises that actually speak of our true friendship: 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard/bitch who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will try to calm your nerves, unless it is something silly then I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass, but then I will help you get up. 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end

A Commentary On An Old Bush Speech.
Tuesday, September 26, 2006 Interpretation of Wubya's press conference " Ya know I think it is a mistake to think...._________( fill in the blank with some finding from NIE) Look those people at 16 agencies, were all wrong about Iraqi WMD...you can't trust them. Now if you ask me, if it wasn't Iraq, and btw I already said there isn't a bigger terrorism problem, they woulda hit us somewhere else. Ya, see you gotta understand its hard work not only listening to people, but figuring out who to pick to tell you what you want to hear. It takes time, diplomacy takes time. See I am still studying how to do diplomacy, once Condi gives my A, then I do an internship. But I don't have as much time with my tutors as I would like. You guys keep bugging my study buddies with questions and politics. Ya just got to let us do this hard work, then we will get back to U "See ya gotta understand how these things work, its a process. Its a complicated world. And I am just a simple guy from Texa

Friends
Friends There's nothing as nice as someone who shares, your laughter, your secrets, your wishes and cares, someone who's there through your good times and tears, who stays by your side as your friend through the years.

Birches~robert Frost~
BIRCHES............... Current mood: happy Category: Writing and Poetry Birches ~Poem lyrics of Birches by Robert Frost~ When I see birches bend to left and right Across the lines of straighter darker trees, I like to think some boy's been swinging them. But swinging doesn't bend them down to stay. Ice-storms do that. Often you must have seen them Loaded with ice a sunny winter morning After a rain. They click upon themselves As the breeze rises, and turn many-colored As the stir cracks and crazes their enamel. Soon the sun's warmth makes them shed crystal shells Shattering and avalanching on the snow-crust Such heaps of broken glass to sweep away You'd think the inner dome of heaven had fallen. They are dragged to the withered bracken by the load, And they seem not to break; though once they are bowed So low for long, they never right themselves: You may see their trunks arching in the woods Years afterwards, trailing their leaves

~memories Of You~
Memories of you... Current mood: hmmm... Category: Writing and Poetry As i sit here alone thoughts of my past consume me. Memories of you, and our love flood my mind. In my mind i can still remember so many details.... How warm your cheek felt against mine, even the tickling sensation of your wiskers on my neck as you held me close. The way you tucked my hair behind my ear, right before you pressed your lips to mine for a sweet kiss. As i sit here, i close my eyes and i swear i can even remember your smell...so warm and inviting.. I remember the feel of your strong but tender hand on my neck and the other tracing up and down my stomach, your warm wet mouth on mine, eyes full of desire looking into mine, as you made such gentle love to me. The way you held me close, my cheek and warm breath on your chest, until i would fall asleep in your arms. All of these memories of you make me wonder how i get through each day without your love around me. I mi

The Color Of Friendship
The Color of Friendship Once upon a time the colors of the world started to quarrel. All claimed that they were the best; the most important, the most useful, the favorite GREEN said: "Clearly I am the most important. I am the sign of life and of hope. I was chosen for grass, trees and leaves. Without me, all animals would die. Look over the countryside and you will see that I am in the majority." BLUE interrupted: "You only think about the earth, but consider the sky and the sea. It is the water that is the basis of life and drawn up by the clouds from the deep sea. The sky gives space and peace and serenity. Without my peace, you would all be nothing." YELLOW chuckled: "You are all so serious. I bring laughter, gaiety, and warmth into the world. The sun is yellow, the moon is yellow, the stars are yellow. Every time you look at a sunflower, the whole world starts to smile. Without me there would be no fun." ORANGE started next to blow her trumpet: "I a

Silly Boy. Pirates Don't Like Ninjas!
*I have a sexy Ninja friend. *We play in the snow. *He thinks I am shallow. *Sometimes he smiles...but, it hurts too much. *He likes toast. *..... I like toast. *He compares me to a fat kid who likes cake. *He is pretty cool. *We will make sexy pirate-ninja babies. *That is all. *End. *♥

Missed
when I close my eyes I see all the people who I wont see again some are family some are friends I miss them all with all my heart we'll be together again even though we are apart I keep remembering all the times we had I gotta smile even though I'm sad you're with god now and not feeling any pain thinking about you helps keep me sane I see you guys in my dreams as clear as day I wanna sleep forever just to have you stay I know when I see you in my dreams you thinking about me too letting me know your ok that's really cool I wish I could have given all of you a final hug and kiss but now if you can hear my heart you know you are missed Damon Taylor Copyright ©2007 Damon Taylor

My Mind
time to get older trying to be a man without getting colder trying to be all I can being myself and being my own man working to get anything I need give a little back cause I don't believe in greed helping those who can't help themselves I've been getting taken advantage of since I was twelve some people are sharks who want all you have getting what they can from you then they laugh it's not fair is what I used to think I never smoke weed and I don't drink I don't go to clubs I've never been in a bar fight cause I make my own choices and I hope they are right Damon Taylor Copyright ©2007 Damon Taylor

Feeling Insecure
Why am i so lonely Why am i so sad Why is my life so shit Why is it so bad They say im at my prime Time to be having fun All the life thats in me Has turned round n gone As the day turns into night An im sitting on my bed The thoughts of me without you Are going through my head If i could turn back time This is what id do Id stop the things u were doing And tell you my love was true This is not the end This is not the start My life is just in limbo Till the day we join our hearts written by diana

What I Like In A Woman
What I like to see in a woman isn't how hot she is, how slutty she looks, etc... But how she would treat me. Yeah I'm a softy if you haven't realized, but I reckon thats how I was raised. I believe I know how to treat a woman with respect and not like shes some bitch on the street. I just don't know why nobody else can see it...

Way To Much Wine!!! And Indian 411 Operators
Good Morning and happy Friday. My god, did I hurt two bottles of wine single handedly myself last night. I would like to say for a good reason but, drinking to lesson problems or a solution for something you wish not to face is never and not the correct response. But, I think I started out just having a glass of wine as I was cooking dinner. Then it catapulted into finished that bottle and then the second bottle was because the first bottle did not last?....Not real sure about that but, I am in no need of any wine for a while…holey smokes the keyboard is loud this morning! Let’s see, I really did not have a bad day at work. OH!!!! I know.. When I got home Jax was on the phone and in a heated conversation with a sales clerk for a cell phone place, NEXTEL for sure… and oh I so have a story about NEXTEL 411 (information) but first on with Jax mood that perhaps started it out. She was upset with the clerk because the clerk could not answer her question if they (the store) had in stock a ph

The 6 Best Smart Ass Answers Of 2006
SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead" SMART ASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah

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Also, was passt Heute und Morgan? What's going on this weekend? Need things to do! I am your ___________ and you are my __________. Together, we __________, while together we ________. Take me _____________________, for I am _________!

The Pleasures Of You Or Something Like That.....
The pleasures of you…or something like that Kimmbers Dream I don’t usually dream too often, and if I do I don’t remember anything much..thats how its always been. Once in awhile I will dream about money…or dream about houses or places I have lived, school and stuff like that. On Valentines Night I tucked myself in early and went to bed…after watching some silly program on the history channel LOL! I guess I fell asleep fairly quickly…the next thing I remember is that I was coming out of the shower. I had my robe on and I was walking over to my bed and I saw that someone was in it! For some reason that didn’t shock me at all…oddly enough. I walked over to the bed and saw that a dark haired man was in it and for whatever reasons I smiled and slipped off my robe and got into the bed…he had his back to me and I slid over next to him and put my arms around him, kissing him in the middle of his back. At this point he murmured, “what took you so long?” *laugh* I kept on kissing h

Which Is Your Worst Case?
Being on a sinking ship in the North Atlantic ---or--- Being lost in the Sahara? Be Aware An average person can remain conscious for only about one hour in water 40 degrees Farenheight Most people cannot survive more than three days without drinking water. Prolonged exposure to salt water can cause skin lesions, which are prone to infection. The Sahara can reach more than 130 degrees Farenheit during the day, increasing the risk of heatstroke.

What Is Your Eyecolor?
green eyes - people with green eyes have the most passion put into having sex, they don't have sex with strangers and rarely will have a one night stand, therefore they have lasting relationships with great sex. you will meet the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this. blue eyes - people with blue eyes have the most sex positions and techniques. they're awesome at diversity and trying new things and very rarely will say no to ANY experience. if you have blue eyes and repost this you will learn your favorite technique while having sex in the next 3 days. brown eyes - people with brown eyes last the longest in bed. . they are very satisfying and love to please and can EXCEED your pleasure standards. if you repost this if you have brown eyes you will have the best sex sometime in the next 5 days. hazel eyes - very mysterious and unpredictable, they're usually into the leather bondage scene and getting into costumes such as maids, nurses, sch

Rectial Practice
It's not often that i record myself on video playing the violin...but my sister encouraged me to do so as i was already practising for a recital performance. The video quality and sound is not that good but i suppose it will do for now! :) Hope that you enjoy it, let me know what you think of it.

Long Trip Alone By Dierks Bentley
Long Trip Alone -- Dierks BentleyAdd to My Profile | More Videos "Long Trip Alone" Dierks Bentley It's a long trip alone over sand and stone That lie along the road that we all must travel down So maybe you could walk with me a while And maybe I could rest beneath your smile Everybody stumbles sometimes and needs a hand to hold 'Cause it's a long trip alone It's a short piece of time but just enough to find A little peace of mind under the sun somewhere So maybe you could walk with me a while And maybe I could rest beneath your smile You know we can't afford to let one moment pass us by 'Cause it's a short piece of time And I don't know where I'd be without you here 'Cause I'm not really me without you there Yea Yeah Hallelujah hallelujah oh So maybe you could walk with me a while Maybe I could rest beneath your smile Everybody stumbles sometimes and needs a hand to hold So maybe you could walk with me a while Maybe I could rest beneath your s

A Change
On my first fitness blog I put it under this main category instead of the one for fitness. I've moved it now so it is where it should be. I'm still freezing my whatchamacallits off here but now have a portable heater behind me so it's not as bad. Looking forward to the weekend and getting out and seeing some people besides little kids. Got a couple calls that got my attention, one would see me heading toward Atlanta which is a lot warmer and a great job. The other would see me in Indianapolis which is a fun town with a lot to do. Either way would be nice. I may do some work on my bicycles today and tomorrow getting them ready for all the riding this summer. By the way, cycling is a fun way to keep in motion. It also can burn a lot of calories. Have a great weekend.

The Most Amazing Woman In The World
this is a testimonial of life, this is for my MOM, she left this world on the 16th of august, 2006, ramona lemon was a wife, a mother, a nurse, and a friend. she lived her life to be a friend to all, at the drop of a hat, she would go and help, no matter what she could do. Her life was spent in the pursuit of the care of people, and the enjoment of life. There was never anyone who seeked her aid, that did not recieve it. As a mother, she always saw that we were cared for, at no cost to herself, she was, THE MOST AMAZING WOMAN I have ever met. I weep now, on this 6 month rememberence of her, and her life, but I am also happy, and proud, that I know in my heart, that she is among the angels of this world, helping to guide us, and protects us, because, that is who she is.................................................... Ramona, You are home, but, You are missed.....more than words, and love, can say...... your family

I Want You
I want you here so bad Everyone knows it I want to be able to cry on your sholder No matter what has happened I want to hear your voice say,"I'm here and everything will be alright" Even though you are not sure everything is ok I want o feel you thumb run across my cheek Making it feel like you swept away my fears I want your love to dry up my tears even if im crying cause I love you so much I wan you to live forever To never leave me I want you to never let go Protecting me like no other I want you here so bad And everyone knows it.

Well Fuckin-a
insomnia blows. my days get slower and slower. my chainsmoking gets worse and worse. i know i should quit, but when you're awake for 3/4's of every night and day, what else are you suppose to do to keep yourself occupied? i'm starting to get a headache. i've already had three, but that is mainly do to withdrawl. fucking paxil. i think i curse too much. i talk like a trucker driver, however i don't really mind all too much. i haven't written anything in days. i can't seem to find it. i wonder how i'm ever going to get a publishing contract. where my book gets published and i'm forced to get new material out in a year. one year to bleed on pages and make it sincere. too bad you couldn't take a pill for writers block...someone would make millions. other people would make thousands. everyone wins. i've also wondered why they can't just make one super toothpaste. i went to buy toothpaste at walmart and i stood in front of all the gleaming boxes. whiten. tarter control. cavity pr

Dear Alcohol
Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the holidays, hidden inside chocolates, as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with fire sauce, along with a big Italian meatball an

Yay!! Hug Gifts!!
I couldnt believe it! I went to send a gift the other day and saw **HUGS** on there... I had sent a message to marketman a few weeks ago asking for a **HUG** gift... and voila!! there it is!! Im so happy.... and I dont care if 10000 other people suggested it... I will keep thinking he did it for me!! :o)~~~

Now You Know Jack Shit
The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Read on and you'll be able to handle the situation intelligently. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt, Inc. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple begat 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After 15 years of marriage, Jack & Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married a Mr. Sherlock, and out of devotion to her children, decided to hyphenate her last name, and became Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married a woman named Loda Dung, who became Loda Schitt. The couple produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, inseperable

Enough Is Enough
I HAVE BEEN BEING GOOD NOT GETTING INVOLED BUT I CANT SIT BY ANY MORE IM SURE SCAPPER WILL DELEAT ME WHEN THIS GETS OUT BUT OH WELL THERE ARE A BUNCH OF YOU WHO ACT LIKE 2 YEAR OLDS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE IF YOU WOULD LIKE ILL NAME YOU THIS IS THE INTERNET AND YOU MUST REMBER THAT YOU GO ON THE ATTACK AND THEN DONT LIKE IT WHEN SOME ONE RETURNS IT TO YOU SO TO MAKE SURE YOU DONT GET YOUR FEELINGS HURT YOU BLOCK EVERY ONE THAT MAY SAY SOME THING TO YOU YES IM TALKING ABOUT YOU ANGEL BABY YOU FAT LITTLE TROLL I WOULD TEL YOU TO CHOKE ON MY DICK BUT I WOULDNT LET YOU THAT CLOSE TO ME FOR FEAR THAT SOMETHING MIGHT GET ON ME IF YOU DONE THINK YOU DO ANYTHING WRONG BY CHEATING THEN UNBLOCK ME AND TALK TO ME LIKE A REAL PERSON BUT YOU KNOW YOU ARE WRONG AS FAR AS SONNY BUYING YOU SOME DIRTY WEED WELL YOU SHOULDNT BE OFFENDED BY THAT TROLLS LIVE IN THE WOODS AND YOU SHOULD FEEL HONOR THAT HE WOULD EVEN SPEND ANY OF HIS BUCKS ON YOUR STANK SMELLING ASS AS FOR HIM BEING MAD THAT YOU WANT BE HIS GI

Grr Argh
Sick and grumpy. Thats all I really need to say. I've been sweating my balls off all day in a cold sweat. I just wanna go back to sleep, but too hot for that right now. Meh oh well... I need a pick me up... Someone send me a stiff drink and some other sort of upper. I could really care less at this point as to what it is. I'm gonna go ahead and unprivatize this thing cause what does it matter? I dunno... Bleh, I feel so crappy... I'll give someone a cookie if they can tell me whats wrong with me... Symptoms Include: Sweating No fever Cold sweats stomach ache aches in every muscle blah blah blah ok enough complaining. Today needs to be a good day. It's friday for christ's sake... Shouldn't fridays be fun I hate the weekend... It's always so fucking boring. Everyone else gets to go out and do shit and what do I do... I sit at home with my mom... Ugh... Shit like that just really makes you wanna put a bullet through your frontal lobe, yanno?? That or

The Health Care Racket: Paul Krugman ; Dick Cheney’s Dangerous Son-in-law
* * PLEASE RATE THIS BLOG * * Just use the red box to your left The Health Care Racket: PAUL KRUGMAN ; Dick Cheney’s Dangerous Son-in-Law by PAUL KRUGMAN: The New York Times Friday Feb 16th, 2007 6:58 AM KRUGMAN: In our health insurance system, resources that could have been used to pay for medical care are instead wasted in a zero-sum struggle over who ends up with the bill. THE COMPLETE ARTICLE AND MORE OP-ED COLUMNIST The Health Care Racket By PAUL KRUGMAN Published: February 16, 2007 Is the health insurance business a racket? Yes, literally — or so say two New York hospitals, which have filed a racketeering lawsuit against UnitedHealth Group and several of its affiliates. I don’t know how the case will turn out. But whatever happens in court, the lawsuit illustrates perfectly the dysfunctional nature of our health insurance system, a system in which resources that could have been used to pay for medical care are instead wasted in a zero-s

Why Is It....
that sometimes i know that i am not perfect and i have screwed up a time or two that when i screw up that is all anyone can focus on? Even when at the time that it was done it was done because it was told to me to do it. why do people that you love have to hurt you all the time. sometimes i think that loving people only leads to being hurt and ridiculed for things that you do.

Up,up And Away! Off To Kuwait!!!!!!
Hello all! I am off to Kuwait tomorrow 17Feb07! I am not sure how long it will be before I can check my Cherry Tap page, but add me rate me! I will miss all my CT comments! I want all of my friends to stay safe, John you better stay safe for me!

I Hate Ninjas Part Ii
A while ago I wrote a blog about how I hate ninjas, a few days later I was talking to someone who really got me thinking. Ninjas are sneaky, and have been honing their skills by hiding your keys and the remote and such. But what could they really do to keep up their skills? They hire out their skills right? They were spies and assassins right? And the US is the most powerful and technologically advanced country in world right? Well I figured it out. Ninjas have been hiding Osama Bin Laden. Think about it, it makes perfect sense. We have all kinds of cool satellites and cool gear, we have put out HUGE rewards and have scoured the region looking for him. People like to mention how he is 6’5” and traveling with a dialysis machine. You would think that would stand out. How does he keep evading us? Ninjas, that’s how. Osama Bin Laden has hired ninjas to keep him hidden. That is okay, we can use that against them. Now instead of trying listen in on cell phone conversations we nee

New Cast
WE WENT TO SEE AN ORTHO THIS MORNING. ALAN NOW HAS A "REAL CAST" ON HIS ARM. THEY SAID THAT IT WAS BROKE. NOT A BUCKLE BROKE LIKE THE HOSIPTAL SAID LAST WEEK, ANYWAY HE HAS TO GO BACK IN 3 WEEKS TO HAVE IT CHECKED AGAIN.

Black Thigh-high Boots!
I just posted a new photoset in the Glamour/Strip Tease section of the gallery on my website. Go check them out at http://www.viciousvamp.com and let me know what you think of my black thigh-high boots! :)

Sexiest Eyes
I am hosting a sexiest eyes contest... if you would like to be in the contest please send me a message and let me know which pic you would like to enter. If you have a friend that you think would like to be in it just let me know so that I can friend them so that they can the bulletins that I post. I would like to have about 10-12 contestants and as of right now I have three... so come on folks..I would like to start the contest by Monday Feb. 19th, have it run about a week or so with prizes to be determined at the end of the contest...depending on votes. Comment bombing will be allowed. Please let me know soon! Thanks guys!

Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you! Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you. You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover. Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives. Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours. No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Funny
A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy Lunchtime. They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with Pager. As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, "Gee, she's Fat!" The mother bent down and whispered in the little boys ear to be quiet. A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her butt is this wide!" The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy. The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet. After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line. Just then her pager begin to emit a beep, beep, beep. The little boy yells out, "Run for your life, she's backing up!"

Moment In Time(poem)
Moment in Time If only for a moment in time you were truely mine. Just a brief moment of bliss and now you are gone If only for a moment in time you held me like no other Told me all those sweet lies now I sit here and cry If only for a moment in time my world was finally right The laughter and happiness finally were truely mine. If only for a moment in time the tears no longer came My pale checks finally had color and my eyes longed to see you If only for a brief moment in time I can say I had my soulmate Then time started to continue and you were nowhere near Yes, if only for a moment in time I was truely blessed I had you in my life holding me from any harm Now in that brief moment in time I will forever be lost Wishing that once again I had that moment in time with you

Accident
Sorry I haven't been around to respond to everyones wonderfull comments or rate your profile pics like I usually do but I was in an accident on tuesday that has left me in a lot of pain so I've been sleeping when I would normally be on here... every ones been asking me what happend and Ive been telling it over and over again so I thought ide post it here for all to read.. My friend and I, the guy whom gives me a ride to work everday, were on our way to work in his truck. We had just been talking about how great the roads were compared to what we had expected, they had been 0really bad the night before on our way home. We were talking about how we should have brought the car instead when we hit a patch of ice commonly refeared to as black ice in these parts cause you really dont see it intell your on it. He started to loose controle and almost regained it only to loose it again. I think i had about 10 differnt things run through my head all at once at the moment I seen we w

If It Isnt One Thing Its Another
I found out my dr. is going to put me on oxygen. I have asthma and COPD. I get so out of breath from just walking. I will be 30 next month and some days I feel like Im 90. I have 2 kids. I am so scared that I wont be around to see them grow up.It bothers me that Im only going on 30 and already need oxygen. And way other than that things are great. I hope everyone had a great Valentines day and that you got lots of goodies. I got mine the day after hehehe a 1 ct diamond ring!

Little Boys Vs Little Girls
>>Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school >> > > past >> > > a 4th grade girl's house. One day he is carrying a >> > > football, and he stops to taunt the little girl. He >> > > holds up the football and says "See this football? >> > > Football is a boys game and girls can't have one!" >> > > The >> > > little girl runs in the house crying and tells her >> > > mother about the encounter. She runs out and buys >> > > the >> > > girl a football. >> > > The next day the boy is riding home on his bike, and >> > > the girl shows him the football, yelling "Nah na nah >> > > na nah!" >> > > The little boy gets mad and points to his bike. "See >> > > this bike? This is a boys bike, and girls can't have >> > > them!" >> > > Next day, the boy comes by and the little girl is >> > > riding a new boy's bike. Now he is really mad. So he >> > > drops his pants, points at his most private of >> > > parts, >> > > and says "You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and >> > > you

True Story
Three men were sitting together recounting how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Albania and boasted that he had told his wife she must do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Korea. He said he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results but the next day it was better. By the third day his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married an Irish girl. He said that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he

An Englishman An Irishman And A Scotsman
An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub, talking about their sons "My son was born on St George's Day," commented the Englishman. "So we decided to call him George." "That's a real coincidence," remarked the Scot. "My son was born on St Andrew's Day, so we decided to call him Andrew." "My God that's amazing," said the Irishman. "Exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake."

Perfect - Simple Plan
Simple Plan Videos | Video Codes | San Antonio Lofts Hey dad look at me Think back and talk to me Did I grow up according to plan? And do you think I'm wasting my time Doing things I wanna do? But it hurts when you disapprove all along And now I try hard to make it I just want to make you proud I'm never gonna be good enough for you I can't pretend that I'm all right And you can't change me 'Cuz we lost it all Nothing lasts forever I'm sorry I can't be perfect Now it's just too late and We can't go back I'm sorry I can't be perfect I try not to think About the pain I feel inside Did you know you used to be my hero? All the days you spent with me Now seem so far away And it feels like you don't care anymore And now I try hard to make it I just want to make you proud I'm never gonna be good enough for you I can't stand another fight And nothing's alright 'Cuz we lost it all Nothing lasts forever I'm sorry I can't b

A Pair Of Irish Ditch Diggers
A pair of Irish ditch diggers were repairing some road damage directly across the street from a house of ill repute. They witnessed a Protestant Minister lurking about, and then ducking into the house. "Would ye look at that, Darby!" said Pat. "What a shameful disgrace, those Protestant Reverends sinning in a house the likes of that place!" They both shook their heads and continued working. A short time later they watched as a Rabbi looked around cautiously and then darted into the house when he was satisfied no one was looking. "Did ya see that, Darby?" Pat asked in shock and disbelief. "Is nothing holy to those Jewish Rabbis? I just cannot understand what the world is coming to these days. A man of the cloth indulging himself in sins of the flesh. T'is a shame, I tell ya!" Not much later a third man, a Catholic Priest, was lurking about the house, looking around to see if any one was watching, then quietly sneaking in. "Oh no, Darby, look!" said Pat,

Mardi Gras Party
You have no idea how insane it can be at times, working at a club. If you go clubbing constantly, then you may have a good chance. Have you ever wondered what it would be like looking through the eyes of a bouncer/bartender? Last night, was the first time I was afraid of being bashed into a deh dehdeh (retard in lamen's terms). It started simple enough. One guy shoved another. Then of course it turned into a mid-scale riot of 50 people alone slugging each other. Chairs were thrown, the women screamed, bottles were thrown as well. People were running out with huge gash's on their face from broken bottles. There's a bar in the center of the room, completely surrounded by anger and violence. What could the bouncers do? I suppose we could've taken one for the team, once I started running towards the fight, a stool flies past my head; I'm good...no thanks. We simply stood there waiting for everyone to tire out and then yank them. Finally we had to call the cops, all 15 of them

In His Words...hubby's Accident
Sorry I haven't been around to respond to everyones wonderfull comments or rate your profile pics like I usually do but I was in an accident on tuesday that has left me in a lot of pain so I've been sleeping when I would normally be on here... every ones been asking me what happend and Ive been telling it over and over again so I thought ide post it here for all to read.. My friend and I, the guy whom gives me a ride to work everday, were on our way to work in his truck. We had just been talking about how great the roads were compared to what we had expected, they had been 0really bad the night before on our way home. We were talking about how we should have brought the car instead when we hit a patch of ice commonly refeared to as black ice in these parts cause you really dont see it intell your on it. He started to loose controle and almost regained it only to loose it again. I think i had about 10 differnt things run through my head all at once at the moment I seen we were going

Not Asking For Much
This is the fairy tale that you should have been reading as little girls! Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can satisfy my needs, prepare and serve my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: I DON'T F! **ING THINK SO!!!!!

True Hero's
A Picture Worth 1000 Million Words. We truly take a lot for granted. Forget the football "heroes" and movie "stars". Pass this on so that all may know the price of freedom. Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. How can you NOT PASS this along, we all send dozens of jokes THIS IS NOT A JOKE

Just Another Freestyle To Start My Day
I woke up and got twisted, suddenly feeling gifted, like a burden had been lifted, like my whole world just shifted. I stepped to the keypad to do what I do, just type without thinking it through. Letting my mind drift to somewhere new, I type with a vengeance but this isnt blue. Instead its of feelings of smiles worthwhile. So much Ive missed since I was a child. My ways in the world were crazy and wild. My blood was a little more hotter than mild. And now it is different, this way that I feel, so much different I can say that its real. Yes to me this is a big fucking deal. See it shows that my heart is beginning to heal

Another Cold Night
Looks like another cold night here in STL. I have become the man my ex wanted me to be; work, sleep, wash, repeat. Fucking sad eh? It won't last forever and I shouldn't beat myself up over it. So much for 'being lucky for being single'. There is nothing lucky about going home to nothingness, but it beats going home to things that don't care about you, that is for sure. 'Sitting on a park bench...'

Girly Meme (of Doom, Of Course)
1. What is your full name? ShoShoni Rose 2. What colour is your bra? right now? white... 3. Do you straighten your hair every day? i don't have to, my hair is so freakin' straight it's laughable. 4. Do you worry about the size of your boobs? not really, i think they're just fine the way they are. 5. Are you the typical girl who's addicted to gossip? i enjoy gossip on occasion, but i'm anything but the typical girl. 6. What are your favorite girly magazines? Bitch and Bust 7. Best junk food? hmm...Reese's Cups...homigawd! 8. Would you kill for chocolate? not particularly. i'm not obsessed with chocolate. 10. Jeans or skirts? both! and sometimes at the same time! 11. Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry? i always wear clothes, unless bathing. shoes if i leave the house...earrings always. i spent a significant time and effort stretching my earlobes, i'm not letting them grow back until i absolutely have to! 12. Did you ever spend all day/night getting

Cell Phones
Ever since the invention of the camera phone, or even text messaging, high school students have figured out how to cheat. During class they could easily text or mail a pic to a friend who is having problems. But, the big dilema, it would seem, is the fact that some of these kids are using their cell phone to call for backup in a fight. Honestly, I have no idea how they think that this is going to be stopped, if a fight is going to break out, then a fight is going to break out...cell phone or not. Recently in Milwaukee the school system decided that they would ban cell phones from their school campuses. They have begun spot checks, and grab every phone that the faculty sees. The major problem is, there is an easier solution; but due to the FCC and the Communication act of 1934, they are unable to use signal scramblers to block out cell signals in the area of the school. Frankly, I don't understand why the FCC is so behind in the times. The Act was a good idea, and still is

Hi All
Well I just joined here and I am not quite sure about how to do everything. Is there a way for me to customize my background? If there is and anyone knows a good site to get them from please let me know. I do check this thing regularly. Thanks in advance. Elena

Can I Get Your Number
PHONE NUMBERS! copy and paste this to see how many numbers you get in your private message mailbox after 24 hours. name:_____________ number:____________ why do u want me to call?:______________________ dont be scared just post this and see how many PHONE NUMBERS YOU GET!

A Dog Named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on. When my

#5
Well I am still slowly going through all the shit to join the Army but Im starting to think twice about it due to my boyfriend. I just found out some things that really are making me wonder if joining is worth it or not. I mean dont get me wrong I would love to join but at the same time I dont want to chance of losing my baby or stopping somehting good from happening...so right now I really dont know

Crazy Week For Me!!!
Damn this is toooo crazy week for me as too many mention to say that I was going to get my computer upgrade but haven't done it but need more memories in it, other hand got DVD/CD-R in it though and on Valentine's Day I didn't come online when I don't have my computer with me till when it come to shock,,, 5 inches snow came here damn what am I going to do now???? And again there's more I missed you all of you!!! Muahhhh Ladies Happy be-lated Valentine's Day and stay safe while you driving out in the snow and stay warm too!! ;-)

"be Afraid La La La Be Very A-fraid!!!"
Academy Award-winning composer Howard Shore, Placido Domingo and director David Cronenberg are forming an unlikely trio to create an unlikely opera — "The Fly." A co-production by the Theatre du Chatelet and Domingo's Los Angeles Opera, "The Fly" will premiere in Paris on July 1, 2008, and open the Los Angeles Opera's 2008-9 season that Sept. 7. Domingo will conduct both runs. "`The Fly' will be an unprecedented addition to the operatic repertoire," Domingo, the general director of the Los Angeles Opera, said at Friday's announcement. "Any commission of an opera is a gamble, as has been proven throughout music history. There are many operas which were commissioned and premiered but didn't survive the test of time. "Thus, there is no scientific formula for commissioning but only one's instinct when one listens to a composers already existing works. I have heard many of Howard Shore's scores for such films as `The Lord of the Rings' (for which he won three Oscars) and, of course

Lost
i'm so lost i cant function without you... i has been several days since i have seen your smile the look on your face... i feel like im in a daze... i miss the look in your eyes when i tell you i love you... i miss the feeling in my heart when you say it back and call me your princess... you are my everything... without you my days are grey and long i cant eat and i cant sleep until i see your face i am lost without you my angel... i love you ...

No No No
No NO But HELL NO! I am not a whore. This is a public service announcement for the rest of you who have any desire to message me this bullshit! from: notricks date: 2007-02-16 14:09:45 subject: hey read receipt: Yes replied: No block user hey! Lookin hot! If you want to talk dirty and webcam sometime let me know! s_m_alexander69@hotmail.com Mike :)

Beautiful
I know this applies to many different women but I think of Plus sized women when I read it. Phenomenal Woman by Maya Angelou Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say, It's in the arch of my back,

A Journey Of A Heart
A year of tears has flown so slowly not much laughter for the truly lonely Oh! there had been such moments - brilliant smiles when hope and trust had surged forward for a while. The stars had shone more brightly with you - life passed quickly as passions grew. Talking our language - knowing few understood wanting our spirits to fly if only they could. So many tears - all caused by laughter Saying beautiful things without regret after. Then suddenly silence roared loudly at me I sensed a fear - it really wasn't difficult to see that your dark demons were at war with us, discussion with them was completely pointless. So the sweet tears that flowed turned suddenly sour as disappointment weighed heavier by the hour. The thunder compelled me to think of you making my heart pound as you used to do. Alone at night, I longed for you to get in touch wanting to simply share our connection again so much. Then one night as the moonlight was dying you approached me and said it

Tiger Stash Update !!
Hey everyone. Hope your weekend is going well. I've updated my stash, i've added some beautiful tiger pictures. Come and see them and show some love if you have time, thanks. A big 'thank you' to those who have already shown lots of love. Hugs and many thanks Linda xx

One Night In Argentina
It was a hot and steamy mid-summer night in Buenos Aires, Argentina. On this particular night, the hint of passion in the air was greater than it had been in a very long time. Raol was a tall and remarkably handsome man with a slender, yet unmistakenly, masculine build. His hair was jet black and slicked back with not a strand out of place. His eyes were dark brown and very intense. He was dressed in a light gray tuxedo with long coat tails. His matching shoes were polished to an impeccible shine. He was also wearing a white shirt with ruffling on the front and the cuffs. His bow tie and cumberbun were a dark plum color. As every Friday night, he was sitting at the beautiful white grand piano in the bar at the most elegant hotel in the city. He was playing as patrons of the bar sat sipping their cocktails and chatting with one another. However, this was no ordinary Friday night. As he was about to play his final song for the evening a woman entered the bar that caught Raol's attenti

Dark Dreams Of Passion
“Sorry for posting such tear-jerkers… My way of handling my blues mood… Okay!! ********* When dark brings the night Dull and feint within my heart Dark dreams of passion Seeking the current of healing On a path alone Your image holds my mind My bare heart shivers With a cry furlong Destroying Intruder Disaster My conscious has stop The edge is near That’ s why I am staying in distress In this world of pain I can still hear Your voice in my ear I can’ t believe my eyes If that is… What my love did to you I rather die today Than to… Ever love again The pain is just Too much!!

What Things Might Have Been Like If Dad Hadnt Passed
DO YOU EVER SIT BACK AND DO THE WHAT IFS, COULD OFS, SHOULD OFS, DIDNT DOES, ETC? I HAVE AS IM SURE ALOT OF OTHERS HAVE, NOT LIKE IT REALLY MAKES A DIFFERENCE NOW RIGHT? ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE DOING THAT OVER SOMEONE/SOMETHING THAT IS GONE ALREADY... I STILL HAVE IT ON MY MIND THOUGH, OF WHAT IF MY DAD WERE STILL HERE WITH ME....... THINGS WOULD DIFFINATELY NOT BE THE WAY THEY ARE AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE.. I WOULD NOT HAVE A DAMN COMPUTER TO COMPLICATE MY LIFE, NOR WOULD I HAVE GONE THROUGH THE MANY HEARTBREAKS I HAVE ENCOUNTERED OVER THE PAST MONTHS....... I WOULD NOT HAVE LOST SOOOOO MUCH MONEY, THAT CAN NOT BE REPLACED NOW........ BUT I WOULD HAVE A CAR AND A GOOD LIFE IN DETROIT........ THE BIGGEST THING THAT WOULD BE IN MY LIFE IS MY DAD TO GIVE ME ALL THE RIGHT PUSHES WHEN I NEEDED AND THE TOUGHEST LOVE THERE IS..... A PARENTS LOVE.... ESPECIALLY THAT OF A FATHER TO HIS DAUGHTER....... HE WAS ALWAYS THERE FOR ME, NO MATTER WHAT I HAVE DONE OR DIDNT DO....... HE WAS NOT J

Thought For Today!!!! Read Please
>Thought for the day: > >In case we find ourselves starting to believe all the anti-American >sentiment and negativity, we should remember England's Prime >Minister Tony Blair's words during a recent interview. When asked by >one of his Parliament members why he believes so much in America, he >said: > >"A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many >want in... And how many want out." Only two defining forces have >ever offered to die for you: > >1. Jesus Christ >2. The American G. I. > >One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. > >YOU MIGHT WANT TO PASS THIS ON AS MANY SEEM TO FORGET BOTH OF THEM. >AMEN!

A Poem I Wrote For The Baby I Lost 2 Yrs Ago
Waiting so long for a child of my own, my heart is breaking i feel so alone. Why is this happening? what did i do so wrong? you were here for a moment gone in an instant. Like a knife jabbed straight into my heart i realized we would be pulled apart. You were the one i prayed for every night and the reason i woke up by daylight. Now that your gone i dont know what to do Life has so many trials we must go through. please come back my baby i need u here with me I need to hold you in my arms set my soul free i think of you with each passing day I dont know what to do i dont know what to say All i know is i will remember and love you come what may.

Ouch
Well, I am officially on a weight lost trek. I have about 50 pounds to lose and I have a goal of 6 months. You think I can do it? I hope I can. I am bound and determined. I never lost my "baby weight" and he'll be three in July. So, by the time he turns 3, I want to be my original weight. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. So, I got a membership at my favorite fitness club, since I had let mine expire a while back, and spent way to much money for a personal trainer. But, the money hopefully will be worth it if she can help me shapen up. I'm going to go on a semi-strict diet. And work out 5 days a week. Though I'm starting out for the first little while with 3 days. I've seens the personal trainer twice. The first time she went easy on me. 2 days ago (Feb 14) I saw her again, and she kicked my ass. Oh my gosh, I am soooo sore. It hurts so very, very bad. It's absolutely aweful. But, as bad as it is, it's okay. You know why? Because, I want to lose weight, g

Top 10 Reasons To Have Sex!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ============= 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. T

Should You
just fuck one guy at a time? or just live life,lol, i never can be faithful, lol, dont know if its scared im gonna get hurt or scaredof fucking the same person, for the rest of my life haha, oh well, ill grow up sometime

I Am So Confused!
Ok, here I'm back for my second kick at the Tap Cat! My first account was deleted in less than 24 hours of its creation, so I guess I'll tread a bit more lightly this time. Any tips from the expert Cherry Tappers out there?

True Friends!!!!!! I Call Them Family!!!
Billy Ray Cyrus In The Heart Of A Woman True friends are there when u need them and even when u don't... they help you thru the hard times and the fun times.... As you would do for them... A friendship is like a marriage u r in it no matter what the circumstances.. They make u smile when u r down and they make u cry for being so kind to u... This is what a true friend sent me today u know who u r and thank u so very much it meant the world to me ::: This world would be a better place if there was more people like you in it. Thanks for being who you are Cassie. Don't ever change! You have such a big heart & you are so caring and giving. I am honored to call you... friend! *HUGS* My niece that I raised wrote a poem kinda thing for me and it is touching I posted it earlier in another blog please stop by and read it also it is titled Poem... I have been down lately with being sick and having family problems and dealing with other friends and families health probl

Novel Intro...
She stood on top of the hill, letting the wind whip her waist length raven black hair around her, letting it slash her face without pulling it back into a ponytail. She stared out into the meadows, deep in her thoughts. The sky darkened with her mood. She was deep into her thoughts so much that she didn't even feel the first droplet of water hit her thick hair. As she slowly lifted her right hand to lightly finger the scar on her left cheek, she silently spoke vile curses on the man who scarred her for life. Her eyes blackened as she remembered that fateful chilly day in spring, when the rains are bad, which was nothing new in the great state of Michigan. Her eyes blackened with anger as she remembered what her mother said about it being her fault. The more she thought about it, the more angry she got, and the rain was coming down in buckets now.

Whats A Girl To Do????
there this man that i really do like ok he is really special to me he is warm ,kind ,loving, caring, i wanna tell him how i feel but i dont wanna rush things with him if i did tell him....this man does mean alot to me i do care for him soooo much....what should i do ?????

My World
YOU MEAN THE WORLD TO ME, YOUR EVERYTHING I NEED, YOU ARE MY LIFE, YOU ARE THE REASON I BREATHE. YOUR THE ONLY ONE FOR ME, YOU HOLD THE KEY TO MY HEART, YOUR EVERYTHING I DREAMED OF, YOU HAVE BEEN FROM THE START. I REALLY DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU, I DON'T THINK I COULD GO ON, I HOPE WHAT WE HAVE KEEPS GROWING STRONG. I LOVE YOU TO DEATH YOUR MY HEART, YOUR MY SOUL, YOUR THE LOVE OF MY LIFE TILL THE END OF TIME XXXXX

The Middle Wife
The Middle Wife By an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show- and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome. Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds up a snapshot of an infant. "This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday. First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a s

A Million Miles Away
A MILLION MILES AWAY A million miles away I hear your soft voice calling A million miles away We breath as one A million miles away We lay in the snow making snow angels A million miles away Our hearts beat as one A million miles away We are closer then ever before A million miles away Our hearts are smiling Dedicated to my friend Tanaia

Tarot Reader
A woman visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards laid out before her, the Tarot reader delivered the bad news: "There is no easy way to say this so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent death this year." Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the Tarot reader's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I get away with it?"

Accept Me, Or Don't
I am beautiful! As long as I know, you don't have to believe, but I know...and what I know is.... I am beautiful! You look upon my sister's curves-the swing of her hips-the swell of her breasts, but you don't see her beauty, and you don't want to know it. Oh you of immature ponderings, when will you grow to see? When will you appreciate... Real beauty-My beauty? That which is sight unseen but real to the feel. I'll not tailor myself to your materialistic views of video queens on tv screens-of big screen gems who are perfect "10"s. Those who want to be with me will see me-deep inside me-beautiful me! I am beautiful! As long as I know, you don't have to believe, but I know...and what I know is... I am beautiful! No makeup, nails, fake hair or eyes can hide true beauty which is found inside. Can you see me? Will you see me? Do you believe I am beautiful?

I Need You!!!!!!!!!!!
MY FRIEND, I NEED YOU NOW PLEASE TAKE ME BY THE HAND STAND BY ME IN MY HOUR OF NEED. TAKE TIME TO UNDERSTAND. TAKE MY HAND, DEAR FRIEND. AND LEAD ME FROM THIS PLACE CHASE AWAY MY DOUBTS AND FEARS WIPE THE TEARS FROM OFF MY FACE FRIEND, I CAN'T STAND ALONE, I NEED YOUR HAND TO HOLD THE WARMTH OF YOUR GENTLE TOUCH IN MY WORLD THAT'S GROWN SO COLD PLEASE BE A FRIEND TO ME AND HOLD ME DAY BY DAY BECAUSE WITH YOU LOVING HAND IN MINE I KNOW WE'LL FIND THE WAY

Ok You Know It's Going To Be An Interesting Night When...
5 of your ex boyfriends msg you on myspace..when they're all in the same friggin room... perhaps i shouldn't have dated friends heh they're going out to the bars and msging me again later i haven't talked to them in years..do i really leave that big of an impression??? lol SHOT!!! did i mention most of them are married now..ftw!

Sigh!!!!
Yet again he comes to me with his questions. And what does he think it will accomplish? Does he need me to tell him the truth? He already knows the answers he is asking me, so why does he do it? I am not cruel. I loved him with all of me. I took those vows I said I do...and I meant it. He says he meant it, he says he loved me. He just couldnt show me, he didnt know how to love me. I could understand that I suppose, and I have forgiven him for walking out. I dont call him and tell him I blame him for any of my unhappiness. I dont know that its my job to ease his worries. I hope he can find peace within himself. We do have a beautiful son, and that is my only concern. I can't fix anyone but me.

Did I Say I Didn't Like Kids
HA I say, I laugh in your faces! Now you’re going to want to ask me, what’s with the hostility towards children? Well, I’ll gladly answer that right after these messages……. Do you enjoy having a life? Do you enjoy your sanity? Do you at least like French toast? Use condoms damn it and stop overpopulating this damned world! That goes for you too, China! This commercial break was brought to you by the Bastard’s Church of Latter Day Saints. …..and now back to the show! My answer: I truly think they’re evil. In fact I’ve come to despise and also fear the monsters. I don’t have any of my own. I was told many times that I seem good with them. I’ll clue you in why, I try to keep them distracted with sugar and other bribes as I reach for the holy water, hammer and stake. I was inspired to write this rant because within the last 2 weeks I saw some real atrocities where I was so compelled by fear

A Cowboy And Indian
While riding on the range one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and began a conversation. Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?" Indian: "Dog no talk." Cowboy: "Hey, dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin' all right." Indian: Look of shock. Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian. Dog: "Yep." Cowboy: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real well. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Indian: Look of total disbelief. Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Indian: "Horse no talk." Cowboy: "Hey, horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Indian: Extreme look of shock. Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" pointing at the Indian. Horse: "Yep." Cowboy: "How's he treat you?" Horse: "Pretty well, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."

Garbage
(you make me sick to my stomach) (as you rummage through your garbage) (and plumet into darkness) (begging for light to be shown) (learn to bludgeon all your troubles) Take away my pain? That’s blasphemy Best you can do is dance with me Across burning insanity and travesty Watch me dope up on self loathing Lick at blood that seeps through my clothing I don’t want advice I want to blood fuck until morning When you dig through yourself as much as I do There really isn’t anything left for you to show me The villain in a psychiatrist’s bedtime story You’ll never find someone more levelheaded about their own psychological deformity Lay my whole mess on a table and revel in its glory Insufferable asshole that can’t stop saying he’s sorry Not much left that I can’t use to make me horny When I find something that bothers me I dive in and go swimming Pile some more on top of me I’m only chin deep You know I won’t be happy until I’m drowning Rock pitching participan

Deal With It
Here are some great ways of dealing with the burdens of life: * Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. * Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker. * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. * Never buy a car you can't push. * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on. * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late. * The second mouse gets the cheese. * When everything's coming your way, you'r

Feel Confused
why is it when you come on cherry tap and you try and have some fun and rate pics and get to know some people but when you message them to talk and see how they are they never seem to answer you back.. thats been happening alot to me and i dont understand.. iam doin something wrong? it makes me feel horrible.. i dont know maybe its just me or something being over emotional..

What The Hell Was That?
Oh boy, I have to leave here in half an hour and as I'm sitting here, window open, and watching tv... I hear what sounds like a gun shot. That scares me. Hard to tell where it came from but that's not the point... the point is... that fucking scares me. And I live in the really good area of my city...not that that makes any difference.

Like I Need A Subject?!
Ya know... sometimes you just need to rant... I really hate CT however... it's a way to get numbers for my shows... honestly... it's bullshit... maybe I'm pmsing but I really don't care... just felt like ranting... and what's with the blasts? this is my first time... yea right!! that's why I've seen you a few times over the last 2 months with different pics and different wording... morons... it's more like... look at me, I'm a slut! C'mon... grow a brain! I'm done now

The End Of Wolfie
Death is here with me as I write this down for all of you to read! I’m Wolfie and this is the last words you will read from my hands… as I write this I look deeply into the glittery shine of my knife! It looks back at me with my own eyes and I wonder to my self dose it know what I am about to do when I am finished writing this all down! I’m drinking tonight… as I did last night too…. And all I can say is the drink dose nothing to easy my pain! It dose not stop the feelings or numb my senses at all…. It simply makes them all stronger! Makes them all more real! Maybe I’m not drinking enough? Maybe one more glass? Maybe strait? Yes that dose make it more hard! And work much faster! Yet I still can not take my eyes from the blade~! What shall I do? Shall I give it it’s chance to slice my fragile wrist? Or should I give it the pleasure of taking my family first? They deserve it! Putting me in hell they are! I’m hot now! But only for a moment.. another drink.. Ahhhhh

Phillosophy And Religion
God has 21 names and they each mean something different. When praying, see if you can incorporate any of these names into your prayer depending on the situation. For instance, if you need for God to provide a job, you may want to say, "Jehovah Jireh, I have total faith that you oh Lord will provide the perfect job for my needs. Thank you Adonai for this blessing." If you have fear you could refer to God as El Elyon and even Jehovah-Rohi since the first means "most high God" and the second means "the Lord my Shepherd". Try being creative in a way which specifies or targets your need that you need prayer for. It kind of adds a depth to your prayer life and moreso a challenge to be very specific while in a time of prayer. It is not necessary but it does have more meaning than a common "blanket prayer". • Adonai - Lord my father (shows ownership) • Jehovah Jireh - My provider • El (the Strong One) • Jehovah-Mekaddishkem - The Lord That Sanctifies Thee • El Elohe Yi

Pick Your Poison
Pick Your Poison An updated environmentalist's guide to gasoline by Sarah Ives and Robynne Boyd January/February 2007 {Editor's Note} In the September/October 2001 issue, Sierra published "Pick Your Poison: An Environmentalist's Guide to Gasoline," by Jennifer Hattam and Paul Rauber, in which we tallied the pluses and minuses of the largest U.S. oil companies. Since then, continued consolidation in the industry has further shrunk the field, and new oil spills and pollution releases have blackened some carefully green-washed reputations. These companies are among the largest and most powerful enterprises on the planet. The complexity of their organization and activities, the vastness of their reach, and the huge number of variables involved make objective ranking difficult. That said, it is possible to lump them into three general categories, as Sierra editorial interns Robynne Boyd and Sarah Ives do below: the "bottom of the barrel" (ExxonMobil and ConocoPhillips), the "mid

Pap Smear..lmfao
There is a virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means. DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

May Be A Change
Looks like there may be more than surgery for me in the future. This time will end up being them going in and getting a look at what is all goin on. Luckly this mean this time that I will only be out of work for just a few days. Which is good cause I need to be working right now. But they told me once this one is done they can go ahead with the major surgery at a later date.

What Do You Do???
what do you do when your life is at a fork in the road? one road leads to a familiar place... familiar people... friends... loved ones.... playmates.... family.... a road very well traveled. the other leads to a new place... new people... unfamiliar grounds... no safety... no guarantees. tragedy hits and leaves you to chose... do you stay and deal with the ups and downs and twists and turns of your everyday life.... fight through the depression.... the feeling of nothingness? or do you run??? run away from all you know.... all that is safe... all that care and love you so? what do you do when you long to go but something is holding you back??? something inside shouts at you DON'T GO..... something telling you that you need to stay. what can you do but hide??? yes i know.... hiding doesn't solve anything.... but when it's the only thing that keeps you thinking about your situation then hey... it needs to be done. i hide in my home... doors locked.... curtains pulled... safe inside the

Ok Then
so to what do i owe the pleasure of your company??? are you going to tell me your deepest darkest secret??? Go on you know you want to tell me.... if you want to i will let you know of my little exploits as an aussie girl only can... we dont take shit from noone and party hard when we party so tell me do u like stuff????? what stuff r u into???? tell me about you and u will get an exploit for each tall tale u tell.... so go on and give it a try..... I dare you!!!!

I Lose Myself Becouse....
"When i be with you" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I lose myself in your beautiful eyes I cant pull away even if I wanted to try Your perfect in every way The thought of you just makes my day You came to me from the heavens above You flew in on wings my angel of love When nothing seems to go quite right and I no longer can see the light I look upon your angelic face and I'm taken away to a far better place I cherish every word you've said You move me like the music I play in my head In this world of false truths I know only one thing true I'd give up everything just to be with you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Being Stalked...seriously
My husband and I went to throw our paper route tonight only to discover a very serious problem... We were being stalked. Two nights in a row this white car has sat in the same Del Taco parking lot as us. When we leave, they would appearantly leave. Tonight after we finished folding our papers and started to leave, they left, but going a different way...though kind of fast. As we were driving down Main Street I could see them on the back streets, driving rather fast to keep up with us. As we turned down the street we needed to get on, we thought we were okay and it was just a fluke thing. Threw the first paper, than suddenly we had this white car come racing up behind us and got on our ass. Didnt put a blinker on or anything even though we were crossing 3rd Street. Got to the second house and started to pull into the drive way.... the white car got on our ass again, but kept going, stopped for longer than usual at the stop sign, than went ahead.... to 5th Street where they suddenly

To Waken In The Night
To waken in the night To always find your there To reach out in the shadows and touch of you face and hair To waken while you sleep And as I stare; to feel you strong arms close around me To know that you are real, To sense the steadfast throb Of your heart beneath my cheek! To surrender to your lips As drowsily seek mine in tender passion…. In the dark to hear your whisper From the land of dreams

Letter To By Soon To Be Ex-husband
This is a letter I wrote to Shannon I wrote to him in October. Some people have asked me how I know I am sure my marriage is over. Well this is why. This is how I feel about Shannon. Shannon started reading it in front of me and stopped. I guess the truth was too much for him to hear Dear Shannon, Well let me tell you this, after Sunday any tear I cry is for how much my girls are hurting. And for losing a man that once existed but died 7 years ago and I am finally ready to morn the lose of the man I fell in love with and accept the man he as become. A selfish and irresponsible man, trying to relive his teenage years rather than grow up and be the man he promised to be. I will never forgive you for this affair. I will never forgive you for leaving your family. I am not going to sit around hoping for you to come back. You are dead to me. I wish I never had to see you again. When I think of you I am disgusted. When I think of you I am trying to figu

A Sister's Revenge
A sister's revenge Oh what sweet satisfaction would ensue to hear the sucking sound of a blade being pulled from his pain wracked body. Only then would he begin to have an inkling of the heartache she has experienced. Oh how the giggles would break free when he babbled and begged for his worthless soul as the life drained slowly from him. Only then would he understand the need for release she has known. Oh how entranced I would become at the sight of his oozing blood as it spread out around him. Only then would he regret every single tear that has fallen from her eyes. Oh how my smile would widen when his perfectly golden skin turned ashen and his eyes grew dull. Only then could he appreciate the many sleepless nights and nightmare riddled days she has survived. Oh how I would sigh when his last shuddered breath was taken. Only at that moment would he experience the desperate gasp for life she has been fighting for. Oh how my laugh would r

Life, Love, Meanings.
It isn't often a Man gets the chance to tell a woman how much He Loves her, or even why : Goddess knows, these days it's hard enough to get ten minutes in which to smile to each other. With this thought in Mind , three songs, By Bob Dylan : "It's alright Ma, I'm only dieing" -- those near Me in age will know exactly how, on days of strain , this song expresses what can be so typically the attitude such a day produces in a Man. "Lay lady, Lay", What He and she both know to be true, and should admit to each other more often. and finally: "Shelter from the storm" -- Forgive Me writing thy name, My love, But here's what thou art unto My Soul, nikki : "Suddenly I turned around and she was standing there, with silver bracelets on her wrists and flowers in her hair: she walked up to Me so Gracefully and took My crown of thorns: "Come in," she said, "i'll give You shelter from the storm..." No Man should ever fear or fail to Bless His Loves and though here I mention the na

Email Got
So I got this in an email the other day and well I really liked it (I'm sure you all have probably have seen it too....) It just really touched me is all What does Love mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6 "Love is what

Internal Fire
Internal Fire (Erotica) You make me so fucking horny with desire My cock aches, and your lips sooth the fire The way your tongue dances around the tip Sends my head and spine into backflips I love laying you down and eating your fine pussy Licking all around your clit, your head becomes woozy I love bending you over, and softly cock teasing Ready to penetrate and get that pussy ready for pleasing Slowly inserting the tip creating such a sensation Cock searching deeply, now I'm using my imagination The Glory of your body, softly melting into mine Your exstacy I am experiencing, feels like the first time Your body twitches, and tenses up, I know your almost there The fire is burning deep, my balls are wanting to share Each stroke becomes an art, our bodies become un done My yearning for your treasure, our connection is now one

My Sight
I am getting very discussed everytime I try to do anything from adding background /layout , to music its pissing me off I am not real good on the computer anyway so maybe I am doing something wrong but it is pissing me off.

Im Back For A While....
so the last three days were the best ever...i didnt have to deal with the stress of work or n e thing that makes me miserable in kansas city... i didnt wanna leave my vacation in oklahoma. so this is what went down..i drove down to oklahoma and met up with chris... (this is chris) and we went out and drove around tulsa...beats hyvee hell......then we went out to eat at applebees my favorite place to eat...then he drove an hour up to where i was staying the nite...and stayed with me....that was one of the sweetest things a guy could do....actually taking the time to spend time with me instead of just running off after the "date" is somewhatever...that makes me mad...n e who back to the update.... i didnt wanna get up...having someone next to u that gets up when u roll over and makes sure that u dont fall off the bed and wants ta "cuddle". that is all i ever really wanted in a guy someone who wants ta hang out with me..and be with me... "day two" so we got up and went

I Think I Am Dying
It sure feels like I am. I cant even get a sentence out without coughing. I hope everyone has a nice weekend. I will be here dying. Breathless! The daylight's fading slowly The time with you is standing still I'm waiting for you only The slightest touch and I feel weak I cannot lie, from you I cannot hide And I'm losing the will to try Can't hide it (can't hide it), can't fight it (can't fight it) So go on, go on, come on, leave me breathless Tempt me, tease me, until I can't deny This loving feeling (loving feeling) Make me long for your kiss Go on (go on), go on (go on) Yeah... Come on Yeah... And if there's no tomorrow And all we have is here and now I'm happy just to have you You're all the love I need somehow It's like a dream Although I'm not asleep And I never want to wake up Don't lose it (don't lose it), don't leave it (don't leave it) So go on, go on, come on, leave me breathless Tempt me, tease me, until I can't deny This loving feeling

Great Day!
I'm in a fantastically good mood this morning..NO work for me today...All play, I took Zeusy to his second doggy training class and he did VERY WELL!! I was so proud of my lil man!! YAY!!!!! Mark is here with me *sleepin at the moment but here no less* which always makes me smile! Zeusy is sleepin ontop of mark hehe so cute!...Spring Break is comin up in about two weeks and NY here me and mark come! CANNOT WAIT!!! even tho its gonna be cold, guess that gives me a reason to buy some warm gloves and hats n stuff..but just felt like sayin hey to y'all and tell ya about my great day so far...hope all is well w/everyone!!stay sweet!!! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com

What Is Love ????
What is love? is it a feeling that makes you feel good? is it a feeling that makes you feel bad? What is it? when your in love, the next day your in tears! Love is pain! but why? why cant you just be happy! why does it have to hurt! why do you have to suffer? love is pain! but everyone ones it! because once in a blue moon, love is love, not pain. once in a blue moon, you can feel the joy, the joy of love, but then it can be torn down! so enjoy every second you have of life! because once in a blue moon, you can know what love is!

Steve Argyle
A while back I was talking to Stu about artists and he mentioned Steve Argyle, he is one of Stu's heroes anyway so I thought I would show some of his work and here is link to his gallery Steve Argyle Gallery his stuff is amazing

Two Nuns
Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?" "Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," replies Sister Helen. Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts. "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine. Show him your cross," says Sister Helen. "Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine. She opens the window and shouts, "Get the

Windows Vista
I am here filling in for Chris and Mr Kangaroo while they are touring the country. So I recently bought a new Notebook and love it. My PC finally died, duct tape couldnt hold it together anymore. I have found that Windows Vista is the a new program and it seems [retty decent so far. AOL, however is having issues with it. Though they have AOL9.0VR that is used for the new Windows, it is having issues loading. If any of you have AOL and know what I am talking about, let me know if you had the same issues. OK, now I am going to get back to this artical, later.

Coffee ?
An Indian walks into the coffee shop, The waiter gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, Turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, Causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere And then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling Another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to The waiter "Want coffee." The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?" The Indian smiles and proudly says .. "Training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, Leave mess for others to clean up, Disappear for rest of day.

Busy Day, Busier Days Coming Up
I've been away from this site for about a week simply because I haven't had time to come on here. It sucks me in when I do, so I just avoided it altogether! Been busy seeing clients in my dungeon. Done a few shoots. Working out a lot trying to lose the winter blubber. I go to yoga class twice a week and I found out my teacher studied under David Swensen. Pretty cool. I had no idea I could find such prime quality here in Flinttown. I have a session in an hr, going to get in a quick workout before then, after that I have a shoot with Joe Cardenas. Probably post more pics tonight from my other laptop which is now working again. I've got the winter blues. All work and no play makes me a lonely girl. Note-- lonely doesn't mean horny! No offers, please. My vibrator works for me.

Thorns
i think its past my time of thinking about what got left behind and what we knew i remember things you said about livin life as best we can until we die was it that bad i spend so many nights all alone I think its time that you came home well start things new today i think we let life get in the way ill bet we could i think we should feel again i think it might be alright to try again forget the thorns of the night and make amends return my heart to my chest and then ill be free to love again

Spice
I walked into her Not on purpose of course An accident that happened to occur Still I have no remorse She moved with such grace Smell of her skin was exotic I imagined her wearing lace It was quite erotic Wondering was she as sweet as she looked Quick daydreams of passions met My whole body shooked Walking away made me fret Conversation was never made I apologized with dignity in strife Wishing numbers were trade That is the spice of life

Hey Guys Wanted To Let You Know...
HEY YOU GUYS THAT ARE IN THE CONTEST I AM WORKING ON JUDGES FOR THE CONTEST GOT ONE SO FAR AND I WANT TO MAKE IT VERY FAIR ON THIS PART SINCE THEY WILL BE CHOOSING THE MAIN WINNER... SO THE JUDGES WILL NOT KNOW ANY OF THE GUYS IN THE CONTEST ... AT LEAST NOT THAT IM AWARE OF ANYWAY... JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I DO HAVE ONE JUDGE AND SHE HAS ALREADY TURNED IN HER DESCION :-) GL GUYS ONCE AGAIN AND LETS GET THOSE COMMENTS GOING :-) MUAHHHHHH

St. Louis
Hey everyone if your in the St. Louis Area , Illinois , Missouri or anywhere in the Midwest, I'd personally like to invite you to come join the PARTY here. We host Meet n Greets, Hotel Parties and other small gatherings. Were an open minded crowd who's looking for friends , fun and pleasure. I'm very entergetic and outgoing and put alot of work into making these yahoo groups and parties successful. If you live or planning on visiting the area , Ya'll have to stop by and PARTY with us! Woo Woo Here are the links to get the PARTY started! Look forward to getting aqauinted soon! Sucks and Licks, Missy = )~ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/stlpartygirls http://groups.yahoo.com/group/gatewaytothewestdreamsanddesires http://groups.yahoo.com/group/stlcandyshop http://groups.yahoo.com/group/stlinterracial http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ablondeandblackcock4fun My yahoo profiles http://profiles.yahoo.com/ablondeandblackcock4fun

Nicoderm Patch
Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals. One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it. He looks at the other priest and says, "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not down there!" The other one replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day." IF YOU LAUGH.... YOU'LL GO TO HELL!!!!

Lifes Reflections
A Woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It worked! The headaches are all gone." Well, that is wonderful." His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and

First One
alright guys, I am back. As some of you may know, I was on here awhile ago under the name of Ms.Fuckface. That was until I was deleted for an unknown reason and still, no one will tell me why. but thats over and done with. Im back now, under a new user name ( obviously!) and Im getting back into the swing of things! :) hope everyone has been having a good time on the site and partying it up!

Pls Help...hottest Woman Contest....
Hey all, Im in a hottest woman contest, and it would be great if you could comment my profile pic. If you can comment bomb it I need all the comments I can get. Just click on the pic below and comment as much as you can. Wish me luck...

Lips Hope This Work This Time!
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Boooooored
So, this weekend I am blessed with the pleasure of staying at my dads house, a rather rare occasssion if I say so myself... Reason for me not always wanting to come here is simply i have nothing to do at all. He works on weekends so I by myself with nothing to do for hours on end, which maybe isn't such a bad thing... I watch a little TV then sleep some more, whatever... Well, good news on this is I can go to the coffee house thing to get online, and I can go chill at the tattoo parlor at night and make a couple bucks. Yanno? I guess in the end the boring shit and the fun shit even each other out.. Who knows. My mouth tastes like cigarettes... Yum =) -Jackii-

Thanks!
Thanks to all my friends, and fam. For allowing me to help and bomb for you! I find great joy in this cause I have no other friends or any stich of a life. But when I ask for you to help me It will not be 75,000 times. I will ask once and hope that you "my friends" will answer the bell. "DING DING"

A Wife's Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice. Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up a hacksaw. Terrified, her husband screamed, "Stop! Please! You aren't going to cut it off, are you?" Placing the saw in her husband's hand and with a gleam of revenge in her eye, the wife replied, "Of course not! I'm going to set fire to the shed. You do whatever you have to do!"

Nothingness
I don't even know if anybody actually reads these blogs. They must, or blogs wouldn't be so freaking popular. The huge invisible committe of "THEY" have decided that "THEY" want to know the intimate stupid, unimportant details of various individuals lives. How nice. In any case, my world has taken a whirlwind turn. I don't talk about any personal stuff to anybody, which can be attested to by my friends, coworkers, and aquaintances. When you see me, everything is good, even if it isn't. And to be honest, it hasn't been good for a while. But, shhhhhh, you didn't hear that. Afterall, I am invincible and untouchable. .......right...... For the most part I am ambivalent to the changes in my personal situation. But tonight, a chord was struck and now I'm thinkin. Ever notice how easy it is to take someone for granted? Especially if they have proven reliable and steady in your past experience? You almost forget they are even there, till something extreme happens. Then

Something Fishy
The Pussy Creation Seven wise men, With knowledge so fine, Created a pussy, To their design. First was a butcher, Smart with wit, Using a knife, He gave it a slit. Second was a carpenter, Strong and bold, With a chisel and hammer, He gave it a hole. Third was a tailor, Tall and thin, Using red velvet, He lined it within. Fourth was a hunter, Short and stout, With a piece of fox fur, He lined it without. Fifth was a fisherman, Nasty as hell, Threw a fish in, And gave it a smell. Sixth was a preacher, Whose name was McGee, Touched it and blessed it, And said it could pee. Last came the sailor, Dirty little runt, Sucked it and fucked it, And called it a cunt!!!

Need Some Advise
I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision. I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs: Phone rings, I answer, caller hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls, it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always look out for her taxi coming home, but she always comes walking up the driveway as I hear a car setting off...as if she had exited the car 'round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her? Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could s

Neo-nazi Rally Was Organized By Fbi Informant
Neo-Nazi rally was organized by FBI informant 15 Feb 2007 A paid FBI informant was the man behind a neo-Nazi march through the streets of Parramore that stirred up anxiety in Orlando's black community and fears of racial unrest that triggered a major police mobilization. That revelation came Wednesday in an unrelated federal court hearing and has prompted outrage from black leaders, some of whom demanded an investigation into whether the February 2006 march was, itself, an event staged by law-enforcement agencies. http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/orange/orl-mhate1507feb15,0,4658933.story

Senate Votes Against Debating Iraq War Rebuke
Senate votes against debating Iraq war rebuke 17 Feb 2007 The U.S. Senate refused to consider a resolution on Saturday denouncing President [sic] George W. Bush's Iraq troop buildup that the U.S. House of Representatives passed the day before. The vote was 56 in favour and 34 against. Under Senate rules, 60 votes were needed to bring the resolution to the floor for debate. http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/articlenews.aspx?type=topNews&storyID=2007-02-17T192929Z_01_N17326263_RTRUKOC_0_UK-IRAQ-USA.xml

Pakistani Official: Taliban Insurgency Becoming 'liberation War'
Pakistani official: Taliban insurgency becoming 'liberation war' 16 Feb 2007 Taliban-led insurgents are winning ever-greater public support in Afghanistan for a struggle that is taking on the character of a "liberation war" against foreign troops, a senior Pakistani official claimed Friday. [It is.] http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2007-02-16-pakistan-afghanistan_x.htm

Open Relationships...
Now how does that work...I've thought about it and ponder it. I would think that such a thing would put a strain on a relationship...or open avenues of entertainment that otherwise weren't there... I would love to show my wife differnet things but she has to open up to the taboo...Normalism is for boring people...life is interensting so let's make the most of it and get a little kinky...!

Reward!!! If Returned.. Omfg She Has Lost Her Lipgloss
glitter text THERE IS NOW A NATION WIDE REWARD IF ANY ONE FIND MOCHALISIOUS.. THE LIPS GLOSS WAS LAST SEEN INSIDE OF RAZORS PURSE AND NOW IT IS MISSING .. IF YOU AHPPEN TO FIND THIS LIP GLOSS PLZ CONTACT THE OWNER OF THE LIP GLOSS BELOW.. ~RÁZØR~@ CherryTAP

The Mayonnaise Jar And 2 Cups Of Coffee
The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full.. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes." The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table And poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the Empty space between the

Polar Bear Stash Update !!
Hi all Hope your weekend is going great !! I've added to my stash again, jokes this time plus some pics of seals and polar bears. Stop on by and show some love !! Thanks a million to those who have already done that, in particular Rulebreaker, Kindredspirit and Crazy hazey from the purple mazey! Take care all Linda xx

Are You A Good Kisser?
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it. You have the confidence to make the first move. And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best. Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?

Kodak Files Patent For Edible Rfid Tag-tomonitor Your Govt.prescribed Daily Dose Of Tranquilizers, Birth Control Etc. Pills Have Been Taken, As It Is
KODAK FILES PATENT FOR EDIBLE RFID TAG-ToMonitor your govt.prescribed daily dose of tranquilizers, Birth Control etc. pills have been taken, As it is monitored dissolving in / coming out of you by your new RFID TAG reading toilet !! Coming to a toilet near you soon ! And they thought we could Not immediately see the Real reason for these edible RFID TAGS ? NewScientist.com has uncovered a recently filed patent application from camera and imaging technology giant Kodak that outlines a compelling new application of RFID: ingestible tags that act as monitors for health characteristics within the human body. The idea is that the RFID tag antenna -- the critical component which allows data to broadcast -- be composed of organic material that would dissolve as a result of certain chemical reactions within the human body. Once dissolved, the tag antenna, and therefore the tag itself, would stop transmitting a signal, indicating that the targeted chemical reaction had o

Out Of Control
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Oh Christ ( Update)
THEY'RE SINGING SECRET AGENT MAN!!! -SLAMS FACE REPEATEDLY INTO TABLE- somehow I am reminded of Clubsoda Kenny from the O n A show.... hahaha makes me laugh hysterically if I think of that... hehe... Oh gawd... This place is lame as hell... SHame I am too bored to do anything else, and on top of that stuck here

Points
i really appreciate everyone that has rated my pics and stash.unfortunately,i have reached my daily photo and stash rating limits for today.that sux.for everyone that has rated my stuff and i haven't got to do all of yours yet,i promise i will.thanks to everyone.

Poem: Erotique
COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL PLEASE DO NOT COPY WITHOUT PERMISSION. THANK YOU. Erotique A gentle touch, a caress I trace the soft line of jaw Gently from ear to chin Raise your face, look into your eyes With my thumb, caress your lips Lower my face, our mouths meet Warmth exchanged, heat rising Breath, sweet breath exchanged My lips trace a path down your throat I gently bite the base of your neck Fingertips trace softness of your arms I feel the rise and fall of breast Your breathing, as mine, quickens I feel the heat from your body Caress your hips, your sides Slowly moving to your breasts Tracing the curve of each Run my hands down your belly Feel the curve of your hips Kiss you, deeply, passionately Trace a line of kisses between Breasts soft as silk, you gasp My tongue traces down to belly I feel your need, feel the heat Kiss the hollows of your hips Lips trace kisses down your legs Returning to where they join Inhale your perfume, feel the heat Tongu

Lmao.. Now This Is Funny!!!
LMAO... maybe you guys will get a laugh out of this as much as I did!!!! The other day, we had gotten a couple cans of cat food and set them (unopened) on the counter in the kitchen... We took one of the cans and opened it up and fed it to the cats... Ok, just a few minutes ago, we had asked my brother if he had seen the other can that was on the counter... he said, "no, but there was a can of Tuna Fish sitting there, so I opened it up and ate it" !!! Needless to say, my brother ate the can of cat food!!!! LMAO I was talking to my friend Les about this, and he said something that is so true!!! Here is what Les said "lol you only see that in comedies, I didn't think it could happen lol" Well Les, now you know that it doesn't only happen in comedies!!!! LMAO

Some Days
Some days Some days I'm not such a knight angry for little reason snarling tired of this season enervated exasperated effete, As the dark days reach their Demise necrosis, And the gleam of a new dawn banishes my souls twilight I find myself impatient intolerant to be rid of the noxious pernicious, pestilential, remnants of the nigritude, i have passed through yet cling to me i thirst for the denizens of the day love peace hope i would free myself of the pernicious vapors of the night If i had a wish lonely is the first demon I would slay

The First Kiss....[ Short Story ]
Living might mean taking chances but they’re worth taking. Loving might be a mistake but it’s worth making. Being with him I am slipping away. Losing my heart, yet finding his. He has touched a part of me I thought was dead; reviving my body as if I were a dying flower, with love as the warming sun and him as the sacred water. I’ve tried to express my feelings but the sharp twinges of fear keep me silent. Those times we almost touched make me shake with a growing need I know only he can satisfy. With every torturous hour of us being together but not together, my will weakens. My head spins with desire but I don’t dare give in to the emotion. I know only too well the pain that comes from loving someone. It’s the kind of pain that fades with time, but never truly goes away. It’s the kind of pain I cannot imagine living through again. He’s sitting a little too close right now. The sultriness of his lust smells like secrets, like dark things better left unsaid. I struggle to resi

Only Dreams...[ Short,story ]
*A Surprise Meeting* He found her. He was inspired. Without hesitation he made the first move. It all seemed so innocent. I mean, he had no idea, (how could he?) of what had actually been found. He would find out and, having no choice, submit to her advertised temptations. The need to touch her darkness would soon overwhelm and weaken his will, until the she became an obsession. Resisting would no longer be an option. Knowing right from wrong would be forgotten. It began with typewritten words on a screen. She turned simple words into poetry. Her words were hauntingly familiar and refreshingly real. They expressed a dark and almost desperate sort of passion that sang in harmony with his own. They were painfully raw, breaking down all his defenses. She spoke of things that were only touched upon in his dreams. Things he never shared with anyone until now. She forced him to reveal what was locked inside his soul. Before her, no one ever dared to go there. Her desires were his

Breaking Me From The Inside Out....
looking into your eyes when your around makes me swim with such emotion that i can barely breath on my own. i love you with such strength i fear i will never love another as i do you. i hold you high in my life doing all i can to keep your head above water, keep you safe and away from bars... does this ever get noticed? do you ever think of me when you are with her? when u are at that house of evil things that take the pieces of you that i have grown to love changing you into someone else? do u love me? you say you do but do u really mean what u are saying? i feel like i am a puppet that is but on a string and when u need you pull and i give with everything i have just so u won't need. what is it getting me? a painful love that keeps me awake at night and worried during the day? you use to call me sweet names and see me all the time; telling me that u love me. i hear none of this anymore none of it... you just repond when i say it first... i am scared you tell me u want me, need me an

Just Letting All Know......
Just letting everyone on here know that if I dont reply to ya could be a number of reasons.... one could be i just dont want to talk to ya two could be that now that i have my internet at home i stay logged in....but those are the 2 main reasons either i dont want to talk to ya or iam just not on here but if i see that ya message m e or what not i will tho in time get back to ya

"JUST AN ~ILLUSION~" So Breath Taking he Was I Denied Tryna Address Him Just Because He'd Take My Breath Away Every Time But This Time When He Caught My Eye I Suddenly Got The Heart To...Vent Whats Inside I Closed My Eyes, And Took A Deep Breath Focused My Mind On What Was About To Be Said To Ensure I Released Everything... Everything! I've Been Concealing Within My Chest Then I Opened My Eyes And Proceeded Started Preaching...Walking Towards Him Gradually Consecutively Uttering These Words I Held Inside For What Seemed To Be An Eternity I Pictured Then What It Would Be LIke If I Got Through Entirely Unfortunatly By The Time I Reached Him Physically I Was On My Kness...Breathless Close To Death Struggling Restless... With Just One Last Line To Confess But I Failed To Due To The Fact That, I Started To Lose Conscienceness Is This Logic? Death Dialing My Number, While My Heart Dials His More And More A Damaged Heart That Has Been Am

Enough Is Enough!!!!!!!!!
I am sorry but after hearing they want to sing the National Anthem in Spanish - enough is enough. Nowhere did they sing it in Italian, Polish, Irish (Celtic), German or any other language because of immigration. It was written by Francis Scott Key and should be sung word for word the way it was written The news broadcasts even gave the translation -- not even close. Sorry if this offends anyone but this is MY COUNTRY - IF IT IS YOUR COUNTRY SPEAK UP -- please pass this along. I am not against immigration -- just come through like everyone else. Get a sponsor; have a place to lay your head; have a job; pay your taxes, live by the rules AND LEARN THE LANGUAGE as all other immigrants have in the past -- and GOD BLESS AMERICA! PART OF THE PROBLEM Think about this: If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM !!!! It is Time for America to Speak up If you agree -- pass this along; if you don't agree -- delete it!

The Onion.
the onion: March 17, 1999 | Issue 35•10 ::European Men Are So Much More Romantic Than American Men VS. American Women Studying In Europe Are Unbelievably Easy:: POINT: European Men Are So Much More Romantic Than American Men By Alyssa Lerner Junior, Boston University I just got back from a semester abroad in Europe, and let me tell you, it truly was the most magical, amazing experience of my entire life. The French countryside was like something out of a storybook, the Roman ruins were magnificent, and the men, well, European men are by far the most romantic in the world. You American men all think you're so suave and sophisticated. Well, think again! European men make you look like the immature, inexperienced little children you are. They really know how to make a woman feel special over there. Unlike the so-called men here in the States, European men know how to treat a woman right. For one thing, European men aren't afraid to come up and talk to you. And they

My Inner Desire..a Poem Wrote In Vampires Rave Site I'm In Also
DAWN BREAKS AND SUDDENLY, I HAVE TO WITHDRAW FROM THE HEAT; PASSIONS STILL RAGING INSIDE ME YEARNING TO TOUCH YOU ONE LAST TIME BEFORE I HAVE TO SLEEP. IN MY COFFIN I WILL RETRIEVE AFTER KISSING YOUR LIPS SOFTLY UNTIL SUNSET RETURNS; AS I LAY DOWN AND CLOSE THE LID AND CLOSE MY EYES ,THE FIRE INSIDE ME STILL BURNS... WHY MUST I BE THIS WAY, IN THIS DARKNESS WHEN MY LOVE IS IN HIS LIGHT? YEARNINGS TO BE WITH YOU AS THIS DEMON INSIDE ME IS PUTTING UP HIS FIGHT.. HOPES IN ONE DAY DARKNESS AND LIGHT SHALL BE AS ONE, BUT IN REALITY OF MY INNER BEING I KNOW IN THIS COFFIN I'LL WILL REMAIN ALONE....

From,mom To Dad
Love letters tied in a yellow bow Saved on a shelf so long ago. Written through love and passions flame Only Mom knew what the pages contained. Sugar coated words with paper and pen Mom said their love would never end. Love Letters Mom and Dad wrote for each other In Mom's eyes there could never be another. Dad was at war ....they missed each other so His letters meant more than he could ever know. I can still see Mom as she devoured every line Tears in her eyes from time to time. Love Letters hiding the heartache within Teardrops had fallen where words had been. Time has passed and love still blooms Laughter now fills our desolate rooms. Mom and Dad ..still holding hands They beat the odds..their love still stands!!!

Strong
My love for you is simple, deep, and strong. I feel it flowing towards you from my heart, A tide of unsophisticated song, Sung with much desire and little art. I cannot tell my love, but it will show In ways that even I cannot foresee; A love as full as mine must overflow Into everything that makes me, me. Just as the sun must shine to be the sun And trees burst forth in blossom every year, So I must love in ways that everyone Can see or sense or reason out or hear. Still, I'll tell you of my love in this: For fear, despite all, you might my love miss. Written by: Born N Raised

Hold Me Close In Romantiq
Take me away to a fantasy World with you A candlelit room with soft Music will do Lights turned down in a Romantic glow A special look Only you and I know ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*- Touch me in the darkness Let me feel I want to imagine That you are real Let me kiss you , oh So tenderly I melt in your arms As you hold me ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The smell of a rose From a vase in the room I'm like that flower I'm yearning to bloom I reach out with tenderness And take your hand Tonight I want you To be my man ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I want to show you the Magic we can be We can fly to the moon In complete ecstasy Drowning in desire I can make you mine Show you the stars As we entwine ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Burn me to ashes As we come down Our hearts pounding Will be the only sound Gently and softly We're in our bed again You took me to places I've never be

Lenny Kravitz-again
I've been searching for you I heard a cry within my soul I've never had a yearning quite like this before Now that you are walking right through my door All of my life Where have you been? I wonder if I'll ever see you again And if that day comes I know we could win I wonder if I'll ever see you again A sacred gift of heaven For better, worse, wherever And I would never let somebody break you down Nor take your crown, never All of my life Where have you been? I wonder if I'll ever see you again And if that day comes I know we could win I wonder if I'll ever see you again And everytime I've always known That you were there, upon your throne A lonely queen without her king I longed for you, my love forever All of my life Where have you been? I wonder if I'll ever see you again And if that day comes I know we could win I wonder if I'll ever see you again All of my life Where have you been? I wonder if I'll ever see you again And if that day comes

Hey You.
i know your super mad at me, [even though i totally don't think you should be] but avoiding/ignoring me wont solve a thing. im going to stop attemtping to speak to you because ive tried multiple times. its your turn. when you feel like talking, maybe i still will too.

Storms In Heart
This is a strange day, The wind is blowing, The trees waving frantically, Trying to warn me that, A storm is brewing, Coming our way… Dark clouds rolling in, Electricity in the air, I could always feel it; Hiding beneath my skin- Right there… My hands are so cold, My arms tingling, Hair rising on my arms… The storm’s here- Lightning cracks across the sky, And the thunder echo’s in my chest, I know I should go in, But I am fighting the storm within… The sky cracks open, And spills down rain, That can’t wash the stain, Of my tears away, Why can’t you let me be free again? Those long lovely summer days, I spent in my forest, Seem like a dream, I want to go there again, Be free! Not think of anything, Let the wild sage brush against my skin, Watch life flow in gentle blue skies… Release me! I need to be free! You can’t hold me here, A slave to your needs! I run and run in muddied fields, But you

Goofiest Bastard Contest!!
AIGHT SO I'M STILL IN THIS CONTEST. I'M WINNING, THANKS MUCH. SOME CREEPY DUDE THAT LOOKS KINDA LIKE BAM MARGERA'S FATHER PHIL IS COMING IN SECOND THOUGH, SLOWLY MOVING UP TO FIRST BY SELF COMMENTING, LAME FUCKER!! SO I NEED MORE HELP. OR NIPPLE TWEAKS, IT'S BEEN ONE OF THOSE DAYS. SO HELP ME OUT, AND HAND JOBS FOR ALL IF I WIN!! WOOHOO!! PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND FRUSTRATED. THE PIC!! THE VIDEO!!

Our Lovemaking
Art by me. May we all be blessed with true love... Our lovemaking was unblemished bliss In you, was everything I had asked for You always told me you felt the same One day this all changed like the day to night You’re looking for greener pastures you said You really meant you were looking for black darts to throw at someone else's heart The last few times we made love, you lay there like a dead log Slowly but surely you touched less, and gazed out the window constantly Leaving a silent path for me to sniff out It’s not what I had done, but it’s what you were doing You drew your map of deceit, and then left I pitted the poor sap you sucked into your next drama of twisted factices I should’ve warned him, but he would’ve never listened You played your little sick game with me and thought you had won How many future good men did you betray while looking for your satisfaction of unknown origin? The last man you betray

Red Hot Chili Peppers-around The World
All around the world We could make time Rompin' and a stompin' 'Cause I'm in my prime Born in the north And sworn to entertain ya 'Cause I'm down for The state of Pennsylvania I try not to whine But I must warn ya 'Bout the girls From California Alabama baby Said hallelujah Good god girl I wish I knew ya I know I know for sure That life is beautiful around the world I know I know it's you You say hello and then I say I do Come back baby 'Cause I'd like to say I've been around the world Back from Bombay Fox hole love Pie in your face Living in and out Of a big fat suitcase Bonafide ride Step aside my Johnson Yes I could In the woods of Wisconsin Wake up the cake It's a lake she's kissin' me As they do when When they do in Sicily I know I know for sure That life is beautiful around the world I know I know it's you You say hello and then I say I do Where you want to go Who you want to be What you want to do Just come with me

I'm Not...
going to give you excuses, in all honesty you're pissing me off. when you csoma and i were supposed to hang out we changed plans and i said, i EXPLICITLY said, "if you have a day free next week we should all chill" and the tuesday opened up which technically should have said "ohwow we should all go ahead with our plans" instead of ditching them for a fucking GUY. THAT is what pisses me off. as well as your COMPLETE disregard for being completely open with the bullshit you two are doing. i'm gonna be completely honest he's a bad fucking influence on you because everytime i see you i get a dirty look, WTF FOR?!? i knew you said hi to me today but i didn't notice because i haven't been sleeping lately and i was actually zoned out and didn't notice you had said it until you were about five feet away. so whatever. i'm free on monday if ya wanna talk then but of course you're prolly gonna go off to him again hmmm? whatever :/ talk to me when you smarten up. until then i'll be civil wh

Lonelyness
Ever feel alone and deperesed even when serounded by friends and family and even wounder if they truely care. I get this way at times that no one gives a damn and yet i'm serounded by friends, i feel alone and lonely and seems like no one seems to care at all and at times i feel like just ending it all. or just giving up and saying screw it i don't care cuz no one else seems to give a damn. I also at times really care for someone and yet i get upset for no reason when they don't return my affections in the way i feel they should and i know that is wrong and yet i can't help myself cuz,to me those feelings are real and are easly smashed.I then feel rejected makeing my feelings of being alone and that on one cares even deeper. Makeing me at times wanting it to all end and or never have been born at all. spidey

Emma Rose
Emma Rose There is a tiny garden, It's growing up above, She was taken up so suddenly, And filled with so much love, Her mommy loved her dearly, So many others too, Like family, friends, and neighbors, Now all feeling blue. Emma's very special, She has a job to do, She was given wings to wear so proud, So on the love she'll fly around, Spreading love to everyone, That ever frowns. So if you ever see, a flower or a tree, Remember that is Emma, Spreading smiles, love and glee. Written on February 17, 2007 11:00 PM For Gia in memory of Emma Rose who was called back home to Jesus. bye Susan Du Four

If It Was Alwayz About Life N Death
Crucifixion of an Angel She remains defiant in the face of death Nailed to the cross Accused of treachery and witchcraft She was only true to her soul She had a taste for adventure She could bewitch and beguile She was fantastic company A party animal who also had a sensitive side She loved romantic trips to Paris and Rome She liked expensive clothes Her lovers would spend all their money on her But that was enough to keep her close She always felt the need to move Always uncomfortable in one single place A thirst for excitement which had to be quenched Many of her partners became paupers A few even took their lives She was an explosive personality Once you had spent an even in her company Your life would never be the same And now she has been judged by her former lovers Found guilty of being a witch An old crime in a modern setting I kneel at her feet and beg her to forgive us all "Your beauty corrupted our souls Such beauty only belongs in heaven Return t

Breathing A Collective Sigh... I Tihnk
Okay so here it is the end of the night its been 24 hours of hell. But i think everything is okay, i can thank it all to my mother in law though, she was the one to give my Wife that slap in the back of the head. Told her no one is gunna treat her like i do and no one is going to love her like i do, And that if she was going to do something to just do it and not leave me in relationship limbo. So after about 4 hours or so of waiting i talked to her and she said she was sorry and she loved me. But this isnt how its gunna be yet, Because i didnt get to talk to her more then 30 minutes because she was so tired. Come tomorrow, or well today now i guess i am going to talk to her and tell her there are just going to be some rules to be had while i am gone. Not that i enjoy having to do this but even with me not there it seems i need to put my foot down. Lets just hope that this is beginning of the end for all this fighting and the start of something better. Well i am real

For Dawn!!
I've done alot of shit that i hate myself for doing after it's done. Took alot of shit from alot of people. Then someone came in my life and got me to the point where I just didn't care what others thought of me. I did that tonight. First it was to two people that were a pain in my ass,Stacie and Rhy. Then I did it to someone eles tonight,and i fucking hate myself for doing it. She needed a friend tonight and she turned to me and I was anything but a friend tonight. I told her before we got talking that she wouldn't like what i had to say,but she said talk to me,so I did. Now I wish I would have just lied to her and said what she needed to hear. Now she's hurt and it's because og me,and I'm so fucking sorry for saying what I did and I hope that someday you'll forgive me. Because your a dear person and you make my world a little more lighter. So I truely am sorry from the deepest part of my heart and soul.Thats all I can say Is that I truely am sorry and I truely love you.

To The Runts
To the runts Here is just alittle something i thought i would share with some people out there I Will Protect those i love, I will Fight with all My Might, I will not go gently into that quiet night. I Will not give into the lies i will not back down from those who stand against me. I Will Not let petty little puppy dogs tred in my territory , you think i am stupid? I dont smell little runts attempting to play in my place? try and walk in my paw prints? I will Defend MY Mate, I will Defend my Pack , Do not think because i am out of physical reach means i dont have any pull out there, A Good Soldier never leaves anything behind without having a good reason. So Keep your paws off my mate, take your tails and tuck them between your legs, piss on yourself and RUN. Because i'm only around the corner i can be there real fast and if i cant i know someone who WILL. *GROWLS* My Mate - My Best Friend - My Mom - MY PACK So watch your step in places you dont belon

Jack & Jill Tournament!
Well we went to the tournament and well we only lost one match....there was eight teams and 4 teams won ....so we shot again & lost once and it was like ok we won & it's done...We were like what the hell man ...it's not done the other teams should have to play it out..knock down so to speak to see...but nah...that's not what happened & we had to bite the bullet & say ok bye after 5 hours of shooting with one loss....any input on this matter ! I think I would like to ask the APA...2 teams 2 winners ...was not done in my eyes...the winners go to VEGAS ! I smell a nigger in the wood pile, whatcha think?

Growing Old Gracefully
>An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding >her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind. >A gentleman approached her and said: >"Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you >know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" " >Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both hands to hold onto this hat." >"But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the >gentleman in earnest. >The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, >"Sir,anything you see down there is 85 years old. >The hat is brand new."

Seven Random Facts About Me
Seven random facts about me. But first, the rules: Each player starts with seven random fact/habits about themselves. People who get tagged need to write their own blog about their seven things as well as post these rules. At the end of your blog, you need to choose seven people to get tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave them a comment telling them they're tagged and to read your blog! 1. My favorite color is " RED " 2. I love the word " ODD " 3. Favorite Baseball team " S.F. Giants " 4. I think the girl who taged me is cute. 5. I like the great outdoors. 6. Favorite movie " The Whole Nine Yards" 7. I hate beer ... love Hennessy! I tag the first 7 people that read this....

A Numbness
like a soft whisper it calls to me telling me i will make you better a slow onslaught of senses wiped away with one small pill a pain intensified but now numbed how i long for that clock to tell me it is time for a visit a rapture of delight washed down with a sweet wine drunk and high is how ill stay no pain for me anymore only a sweet nothing no pain, no terror, no hell just an ever present numbeness that keeps me sane and sees me through the darkness till i wake and am better

Why Does This Happen To Me?
why did this happen I made my mistakes but life goes on as I am fading away I am sick of this life I wish it would change but life goes on as I am fading away why do I make the mistakes why do have to take the blame all I am is a mistake I can't take it anymore I wish I could just be accepted for once not get made fun of and not get yelled at I can't take this pain much longer the anger is getting to me I cant take it much longer why does every one hate me or call me a loser or other names like that I am a person I have feelings too why does this happen to me I made my mistakes but life goes on as I am fading away I am sick of this life I wish it could change but life goes on as I am fading away every smile is fake every lake I cry is the agony I cant take one day something going to happen and I am not going to be there to help you I wish you could just understand that I am not okay just give me a chance to breathe I kn

Bored And No Sex
i'm bored. i went to bed at 2am and it was too early for my bf apparently so he went to bed at like 5am.. that's a guess really.. before i went to bed i told him to move his mattress into the other room so he wouldn't wake me up when he went to bed lol. now he's still sleeping. wish i wasn't so tired last night or i woulda invited him into my bed for a while ;) now he'll probably sleep all day until we have to drive him home.. booo. we haven't done it all weekend. he might come by wednesday though to watch LOST =)

Lines
Incisors split my lip in three Beaten by spineless authority Don’t you fucking question me I’m trying hard to wipe it clean But I’m only smearing blood across my cheek Dismantle frantic flesh bolted to steel This mess of tendons and cable feel Cold Growing into folding in half Reading a map that's printed on my calve I hold a flag I am the staff I die at the hands of my compulsive craft Love the art Hate the artist Plummet In a venue that by nature is dishonest…is it? Crippled pigment circles of color Auras of tight density and texture Socket fixtures that rush electricity Complex simplicity scattered and screaming Demeaning, virtuous, gleaming Releasing demons holding morning-dew scented weapons Sprayed with seaman and poison collected from flower petals Detect remastered selections of the same old rejection Interjection by a mastodon that I’m about to get savage on Where the fuck is my beer?

Love...............
On the whisper of the wind she feels him. She has no idea who he is but she knows he belongs with her. A star falls and catches her eye and there as a sillhoute in the moonlight she sees him. He turns and moves toward her . She cant breath the anticipation of m eeting her soulmate has talen hold of her. Its like hes not walking he is floating to her the one piece of a puzzle she has searched for all her life. Then he is there looking in her eyes slighty touching her face. No words of love are even mentioned but so much is said. He takes her hand and leads her with him...the path she knows is the one she has needed to take all of her life. Love at first sight ..yes.....and so much more. From that night on they spend more and more time together the emotions only growing deeper within them both. Neither of them able to go a moment without thinking of the other or spend a night without one another in their dreams. the storm within both of them is so intense it consumes the heart .comple

Random Thoughts!
My mind is working overtime these days! I'm journaling so much I need a new notebook already, lol! Trying to make order out of the chaos that is my mind, at times. What is it with these commercials about covering gray hair?! A man is wondering, as he strokes some gray that I can't even SEE, whether people will see the REAL him - if he doesn't cover the gray! WTF!? THAT IS THE REAL PERSON! Will others look deeper, to who he really is inside? That has nothing to do with the gray hair and lots to do with the quality of the people who approach him. Personally, if someone doesn't have the time or the inclination to know the REAL me, I don't want to know them!! On to more random thoughts, Amen! I had the pleasure this morning of being referred to as a wild woman by a friend, lmao! I think that made my day! Thank you, Serene!! I would like to encourage all the women, young and old, out there to aspire to be referred to as a "wild woman" at the age of almost 60. Hell, I want to be referr

Jealous People Make Me Sick!
I don't understand how you can say you love someone so much and treat them like shit! Why not just be happy for them that they are happy right where they're at. That may mean it's not with you, SO WHAT! GET OVER IT!!! Seriously. Last night was a freakin blast!!! Splinters was flippin packed!!! But I had TONS of fun and can't wait to do it again in a couple weeks and of course on thursday. Much love, Sarah

Nsfw????
what the fuck? some fucking idiot flagged a pic of mine. a head shot in my black and white folder. A FUCKING HEADSHOT?? that is ridiculous, so CT informed me I needed to make the whole folder NSFW and not use those pics as default photos or risk the deleting my account. I don't even have stupid NSFW photos! oh well. so what? I am officially "too sexy" to be considered suitable for any work place? good thing I run my own business. LMAO....... ******today I have a bit of a "hangover" if you would call it that. last night I ended up in a bad place. i won't go into details of what happened, they are mine to keep and any one involved with it knows who they are and what happened and we don't need to share it with the world. into the secret vault with it! major thanks to BB and Jake for keeping me company last night. they are great and deserve better than my stupid complaining about things that "don't matter". and now that I am sober, the error of my ways laid before me, I vaguely rememb

Survey Answers
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: What ever you want it to be.... Baby Birthday: yep every year Birthplace: in a hospital Current Location: hahahahaha ... wouldn't you like to know Eye Color: Purple Hair Color: Blue Height: not tall enough to reach the ceiling yet Right: pretty much all the time, yes. Your Heritage: something along the lines of drinkin like a fish and wearin those wooden shoes. The Shoes You Wore Today: what about them? Your Weakness: there's no crying in baseball Your Fears: what was that?! Your Perfect Pizza:any kind that is not plastic Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To FINALLY be a member of my daughters secret club! Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Suck it up WUSS Thoughts First Waking Up: OMG ... he's still here, oh Shit! gotta go Your Best Physical Feature: well that's an easy one... My left boob Your Bedtime: What the heck is a bed time am I like 3? Your Most Missed Memory: the ones I can't remembe

I Swear!!
Why do ex inlaws feel the need to call you out of the blue and inform you of your ex's life then say shhh don't tell anyone i told you? I really don't care what happens in his life. He beat me and done other unmentionable things. Of course being the soft hearted and nice person i am i just sit and listen but sometimes i just wanna tell them to fuck off and leave me alone. So am I wrong or what? People get on my nerves sometimes! Geeze...

Missing A Friend!
ok due to the storm here I was away from cherrytap for a few days. a friend left a comment on valentines day on my page but now I see that her profile is deleted.I know she had medical problems and some other things going on in her life so I was just wondering if anyone knew her and knows what happened to her. she was "Dazzler36"

The Captain's New Hobby
Rule 1: NEVER feel sorry for these guys. They have caused endless suffering for a lot of people. Rule 2: It is not racist to equalize the playing field. Rule 3: Whenever you can manage it, get as much personal information from him/her as you can, and turn them in to law enforcement. Rule 4: Lying to these guys is okay, as long as your goal is Rule 3. The following is the original email. Typos, horridly constructed English, and glaring misunderstandings are NOT my fault: FROM THE DESK OF FILE DEPARTMENT AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK A.D.B OUAGADOUGOU BUKINA FASO ANNEX WEST AFRICA. RMTTANCE OF $15 MILLION U.S.A DOLLARS HERE'S IS THE PLAN CRASH WEB SITE..... PLANE CRASH WEB SITE...http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm DEAR/ FRIEND I am Dr.dukue Anni,The Head of file Department in African developent bank (ADB).I got your contact through yahoo tourist search, When i was searching for a foreign partner, i assured of your capability and reliabilit

Im A Lion... Hear Me Roar!!!
So tell me what y'all think about this and the Leo persona and how I really am :D Does it match much? ;) .:ARIES:. The best in bed Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to F@*# with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed. 16 years of BAD luck if you do not repost. .:VIRGO:. liar Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of BAD luck if you do not repost. .:SCORPIO:. The sex addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative

Nsfw
So ... this is not so much a blog as it is just a question for discussion: Should guys post NSFW photos ... or not? Personally ... I sooo don't care, seeing as how I'm never going to see them anyway ... But it's a conversation I've had with a lot of women . Some think no ... some like to see something sexy (maybe "R" rated) ... and some like free porn. ;-) Comments? (And no, I don't have any such thing posted. ;-) )

Oomph!-sex Hat Keine Macht
Tief in Deiner Vene Unter Deiner Haut Hab ich durch die Gene In das Nichts geschaut Du hast mein Herz in der Hand, es brennt Ich weiss ich kann mich befrein Du hast mein Herz in der Hand, es brennt Hörst Du mich tief in Dir schrein Sex hat keine Macht! Sex hat keine Macht! Du blutest nicht genug für mich Küss mich noch ein letztes Mal Tief in Deiner Kehle Irgendwo im Schlund Geh ich Deiner Seele Langsam auf den Grund Du hast mein Herz inder Hand, es brennt Ich weiss ich kann mich befrein Du hast mein Herz in der Hand, es brennt Hörst Du mich tief in dir schrein Sex hat keine Macht! Sex hat keine Macht! Du blutest nicht genug für mich Küss mich noch ein letztes Mal Sex hat keine Macht! Sex hat keine Macht! Du blutest nicht genug für mich Küss mich noch ein letztes Mal Sex hat keine Macht! Sex hat keine Macht! Du leidest nicht genug für mich Täusch mich noch ein letztes Mal ------------------

Mad,sexy,cool Girl
MAMA IS ABOUT 5'2 HELLA SEXY WITH A GANGSTA LOOK,ITALIAN DIVA GLAD TO MEET YA WISH I COULD HAVE MET YA TEN YEARS AGO.BODY LIKE WHOA LOOKING ALL FLY AND SHIT WITH THE MIND OF BIZNESS EXEC,JUST THINKING ABOUT SHORTIES PERFECT 10 BODY GOT A SOLJA ALL ERECT.JUST GETTING TO KNOW HER BUT DAMN I'D LIKE TO SHOW HER WHAT A REAL SOLJA I COULD BE,NO MAN MAKES HER HAPPY AND THAT'S A FACT AND ITS ONLY BECAUSE SHE JUST MET ME.MAMI IS INTO HER FAMILY SHE IS IN LOVE WITH HER KIDS AND TO ME THAT IS A PLUS,WITH THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL GOT ME ENTANGLED AND MY THOUGHTS ARE FULL OF LUST.JUST HEARING HER SPEAK MAKES A BRO WEAK WANTING AND CRAVING HER IN EVERY WAY,DAMN GOT ME THINKING ABOUT CONSTANTLY FREAKING,EATING,LICKING, THINGS LIKE THAT ALL THROUGH THE DAY.NOW DON'T GET ME WRONG IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT HER BODY AND THE WAY SHE LOOKS,MISS LADY HAS AMAZING STREET AND BOOK KNOWLEDGE THAT IS WHAT HAS ME HOOKED.A CONSTANT GO GETTER MAMA IS A WINNER SHE IS A HUSTLA IN EVERY WAY,IF YOU EVER NEED ME I'LL HOLD YOU DO

My Little Dedication
THE WAR On that day our lives changed forever. Together, united, we chose to stand. Our freedom we chose to protect. We will not back down. Vengeance will be ours. Defending everything we hold dear to our hearts. Justice will be found. One day we will all live in peace. Pride will keep us marching forward. Loyalty will keep us united. Respect will end the death. Trust will keep the bond strong. Faith and hope will be restored. Together, united, the courage will be found to see this through to the end.

Just Comment And I'll Know!!! Kisses!!!
2007-2-18 11:50:2 KISSES TO YOU! IF YOU RECEIVE IT BACK THEN YOU KNOW YOUR ARE LOVED 1 KISS = YOU ARE LOVED 2 KISSES= YOU ARE VERY LOVED 3 KISSES= YOU ARE EXCEPTIONALLY LOVED 4 KISSES = YOU ARE MORE THAN LOVED SHARE THE LOVE WITH EVERY ONE YOU KNOW!

I Have This Itch..
Lost internet on Friday afternoon. Booooo!! I just got it back now on Sunday afternoon! I haven't really needed it til now though. The "certain someone" came down this weekend. We had a good time. It was almost like he never left, but yet I had that satisfying feeling knowing he wasnt staying. I know that sounds bad, but I am not ready for us to live together again ya know? We did the usual things we did while he was living here. We went to a few car dealerships and looked at cars. I almost creamed my pants over 2 old mustangs ( 1 shelby ) and a BEAUTIFUL Charger. Even got to see the smart car up close. Yeah, it doesnt look all that smart. More like an inflated roller skate if ya ask me. We went to the bar last night and after 3 or 4 beers ( yummy home made cream ale) I was good to go. ( Yes, Cat is a cheap date..lol) Heard a really great band and got to see my friends. Some drunk dude even fell right outta his chair. Yes, good times were had by all.

Hmm
Lonely By Steven Cook Night time is near , I’m alone once more A lonely night so I lock the door I lay awake so determine to sleep I close my eyes and constantly weep I think of her throughout the night And how I wish I could hold her tight To be together until death do us part She was the reason my life would start The beginning of her love was precious and true She knew just who I was and knew what to do To keep me happy to make me see That love was destined for her and me The times we shared were perfect and rare The happiness I felt I just knew she cared She put passion in everything she did for me She made me believe that I could be king So I gave her my heart only to find That love was not destined love led me blind

Joke
The woman had been away for two days visiting a sick friend in another city. When she returned, her little boy greeted her by saying, "Mommy, guess what! Yesterday I was playing in the closet in your bedroom and daddy came into the room with the lady next door and they got undressed and got into your bed and then daddy got on top of her..." Sonny's mother held up her hand. "Not another word. Wait till your father comes home and then I want you to tell him exactly what you've just told me." The father came home. As he walked into the house, his wife said, "I'm leaving you. I'm packing now and I'm leaving you." "But why--" asked the startled father. "Go ahead, Sonny. Tell daddy just what you told me." "Well," Sonny said, "I was playing in your bedroom closet and daddy came upstairs with the lady next door and they got undressed and got into bed and daddy got on top of her and then they did just what you did with uncle John when daddy was away last summer."

Trimming Down Family List
Hey everyone. I have come to the point where I need to change my Family list around a bit. I am VERY happy that I have all the people I have on my friends list. You all are awesome, and I appreciate every single one of you for accepting my friend request or sending me yours. I will keep in touch, I promise. I just need to change my Family list around a bit. If I am not in your Family than how can you be in mine. I'm guessing some sort of step-child type thing. Anyway, I am adding others to my family that will add me to theirs, which I am pretty sure was the intent of the whole Family idea. Again, nothing against any who I have to remove from my list, just not liking the whole step-family thing I got going on with some of you :) I wish the best for everyone who reads this. Now look at my nudes!!! Hehe, just kidding. Take care all.

Spell Check And Blogging Rights
Ok guys im sick stuck in the house with some kind of strep throat/flu crap and of course being stuck in the house it gave me ample time to run in frivolous circles with my sister Sunny (aka Asshat) over yahoo messenger .... one thing you have to understand about our relationship, is that first and for most Sunny is my Girl but second... Sunny is my spell check LOL Toxic: i ate fritos for brakfast this morning... Toxic: sick smiley Sunny: oh yeah.. thats gonna help Toxic: i should have made soup Sunny: dingleberry! Toxic: LOL Sunny: fluids!! Toxic: i dont like fluids Toxic: there are already enough coming out of my nose already Sunny: not body fluids.. this is why your the twatwaffle.. lmao Toxic: i want to dry it out Toxic: LOL Toxic: right! Sunny: lol Sunny: did you see my blog?? (you HAVE GOT to look at this!) Sunny: http://cherrytap.com/blog/45270 Sunny: that should make you laugh Toxic: k let me go look Sunny: =)) LOL

Girls With Grills!
Ok so my baby Toxic is sick with the flu. Since I am not into sharing respiratory ailments, she is banned to only talking to me on yahoo or phone .. LOL Toxic knows I love her! LOL But this is just another example of how quickly our conversations get so far from the original topic and how fast they get fucked up!! ____________________________________________________ Myself (2/18/2007 4:34:07 PM): man.. one day I will have $$ to get my teeth fixed Myself (2/18/2007 4:34:13 PM): then I will be a hot milf.. lmao Myself (2/18/2007 4:34:22 PM): you will see a totally different me Toxic(2/18/2007 4:34:26 PM): your already a hot milf Toxic(2/18/2007 4:34:28 PM): LOL Toxic(2/18/2007 4:34:36 PM): and if you dont have the money i will Toxic(2/18/2007 4:34:37 PM): lol Myself (2/18/2007 4:34:46 PM): give me a nice set of choppers.. omg.. i would be a confident cocky bitch.. lol Myself (2/18/2007 4:35:08 PM): you would never ever see me without make up and looking good all t

I Need Contest Votes!!!
Hey friends, fans and lurkers! I am going to be in a Killer Blue Eyezzz Contest from February 20th til March 6th and I'd love your vote! Please come visit my profile during that time and hit the link to vote for me. I was never popular in high school so now's my time to shine. I appreciate all votes and ya'll know if you support me NOW, when you need me to rate or comment bomb I am there for you! Thanks in advance from the blue eyed Texan Elizabeth.

Slow Drivers
Why do people who drive on the interstate, drive in the left lane if they are not passing someone or are not doing over the speed limit? can anyone answer that question. Me i am usually doing over the posted speed limit but when some one is going faster than i am i get the F#$% over. The next feature we need on a new car is a bitch slap button. it would be a button you push and a giant hand would come out of your car and bitch slap the moron into the right hand lane. I mean my goodness people the gas pedal is the pedal all the way to the right of all your pedals, the farther you push it the faster you go. I know i am not the only person out there that feels this way so let me read your comments and some of your suggestions on how to remedy this epidemic thanks to all

Imagine
I went to visit a friend in the hospital, he has cirrhosis of the liver caused from excessive drinking. He's only 52. He's dying, he's been on the list for a liver transplant, but is now too ill to receive a transplant even if a liver should become available. He's been in and out of the hospital for a while now. When I recieved the call from his girlfriend telling me the doctor's said the clock is ticking his organs are shutting down I cried. She said that he would really like to see me, so the following day I went to see him, with trepadation and a pounding heart, not sure what to expect when I got there as his girlfriend told me I wouldn't recognize him. I wouldn't have recognized him, skin and bones and a sunken face....this from a man who was probably I don't know 250 to 280 in the prime of his life....a hard worker never missed a day. He was happy to see me...I didn't know what to say....hi..how are you? Shit well how do you think he is? His mind is totally alert he'

Tell Me How To Say Goodbye To Cherry Tap
this cherry tap thing really isn't that fun...i don't know anybody...and for the ppl that would like to get to know me for the wrong thing are just pigs! does anyone know how to delete a cherry tap profile...if so send it here please tell me the directions...i'd rather stick to myspace....unless you ppl know how to show me respect then maybe i will reconsider.....

This Contestant Has Been Disqualified
.... I WILL NOT GO INTO WHO IT WAS.. BUT ONE OF HIS FRIENDS HAS UNDERRATED A CONTESTANT IN MY CONTEST.. NOW JUDGEING BY THE PROFILE OF THIS GUY WHO UNDERRATED ONE OF MY OTHER CONTESTANTS IT WAS DUE TO RACICSAM.. I WILL NOT FUCKIN TOLLERATE IT IN MY CONTEST.. SO DO UR WHITE POWER ON SUMONE ELSES PAGE... SMOOCHES YALL HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY

Daddy's Poem
Daddy's Poem Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, a m

Can U Name 11
can u name 11 people DO NOT READ THE WHOLE BULLETIN!!! JUST QUICKLY COPY AND PASTE.... DON'T SPOIL IT Name 11 people you can think of right off the top of your head. Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 11 people. This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names first.. No cheating!' 1. ANGEL 2. BRENNAN 3. JARED 4. SABRINA 5. ROB 6. JENNA 7. FASHION 8. RICHARD 9. MARRISA 10. KASANDRA 11. JOSHUA DON'T LOOK AHEAD UNLESS U FILLED UP THE TOP! How did you meet # 4? HIGH SCHOOL Do you like anyone on here? YUP ALL OF THEM OR I WOULDNT OF THOUGHT OF THEM RIGHT OFF What would you do if you hadn't met number 1? I WOULD HAVE DIED What would you do if 6 and 2 were going out? I WOULD REJOYCE How did you meet 8? A BAR What do you think of number 7? SHE HAS THE SAME B-DAY AS ME, AND THAT IS COOL! What would you do if 5 confessed they love you? ITHE SAME THING I JUST DID...LAUGH HISTERICALLY Where does 1 l

Remembering Our Fallen Soldiers
FOR ALL THEIR DEATH'S WILL NOT DIE IN VAIN !! LUV FOR THE FAMILIES OF ALL OUR LOST SOLDIERS. FOR THOSE NOT AT HOME THAT THEY BE HOME SOON. R.I.P SPC Madore 02/14/2007-U'LL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN HER HUSBAND SPC RONNIE G. MADORE JR. WAS KILLED ON VALENTINE'S DAY BY A IED ATTACK ON HIS TRUCK WHILE HE WAS GOING ON A MISSION... HE LEAVES BEHIND HIS WIFE AND 3 YOUNG CHILDREN... R.I.P Senior Airman Daniel Miller Jr. 7/14/1982-1/7/2007 DIE FROM A I.E.D. BLAST WHILE TRYING TO DISARM A CAR BOMB FOUND ON THE STREETS OF IRAQ THAT WAS A ROUTE FOR OUR SERVICE MEN & WOMEN

Wtf
I don't get it. I don't understand how someone that hardly knows you can tell you that they love you and want to be with you and then turn around after you telling them that you are not in the right state of mind to be in a relationship and suppoesly cause an acciednt that killed 22 people and cause life threating injuries to themselves. I don't see how someone that has never talked to you can tell you that you want to be with someone when they have no idea. I want to know how you can blame someone else for something that you did on your own to make them feel bad. What the fuck is wrong with people today? What the fuck do I have to do to make people understand that heart break happens every fucking day and I have dealt with it so many times in my life. Guess what people I am human and if I don't want to be with someone who turns into a stalker after less then a week then that is my choice and no one elses. So he needs to grow the fuck up and learn how to deal with rejection cause it wi

Tonight Is The Night
Tonight Is The Night "What do you want from me?!" she whispered hoarsely, her voice quavering. "You KNOW what I want!" he answered, his body pressed up against her, his warm breath made the hair on the nape of her neck flutter. "I can't do that, and you know it ...." she was almost begging now - begging him to back down. But he was not going to be denied - not this time. He knew she was ready, she was just afraid, and a little fear in this instance was a good thing. Makes the heart beat a little harder, the skin flush. He had been working her up to this point of submission for a long time - mostly by making her read erotic writings, watch videos, look through magazines. He had talked her through what he wanted. She knew the drill - - they had played lots of Dom/sub bedroom games - - but she had always managed to melt his heart just at the critical moment of pushing the envelope. He took her shoulders into his strong hands, nuzzling at the juncture of her neck and s

Sex Blog
1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/lick me ? Answer: 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star? Answer: 17. Would u have phone sex with me? Answer: 18. Would u cheat on me? Answer: 20. If I gave u my heart would you love it or let it go? Answer: 21. Would you do me once and

This Is Great Lol This Is To All My Ct Friends :)
I'm so tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good... finally here is a series of promises that actually speak of our true friendship: 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will try to calm your nerves, unless it is something silly then I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass, but then I will help you get up. 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end." Why

Memory
Why such sadness displayed How such beauty is degraded Such evilarities must be slayed For that I will trade My soul for happiness unbound To those that friendship is true The devil's dance floor underground I will sit for all of you Kindness I am willing to share Your burdens I will carry Remember the cross I bare For that I will be happy A memory shared

Looking For New Edits
Hi all as you can see from my page and album i like to edit and create art..im looking for new faces to edit. if you would like an edit done please feel free to ask ...I enjoy do them so much and with your permission i will do one for you as sexy or naughty as you wish...hahahhaah..Ok step on up and lets create some art..hahahaha...DK

Help One Of My Friends Out
I DONT THINK ITS FAIR THAT SHE IS GONNA GET BE BY SOMEONE THAT IS VOTING FOR HERSELF SO VOTE FOR HER IN THIS CONTEST COME ON IF YOUR BORED AND NEED MORE POINTS OR BOUT TO LEVEL THIS WOULD DO IT COMMENT BOMBING IS ALLOWED SO YOU GUYS DO YOUR THING

Awsome Quotes
MySpace/Cherry Tap - Your 15 Minutes of Fame: "Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the net, it looks like very soon everyone on earth will have 15 Megabytes of fame." -MG Siriam Internet Insight: "Cyberspace: A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation." -William Gibson "Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life." -Andrew Brown We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true. - Robert Wilensky, speech at a 1996 conference The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it. - William Gibson (1948 - ) "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." - Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955) "Everything is a dangerous drug except reality, whi

Please Help Me Win
I am in the Best Mom Contest this is my 3rd Contest Please help me win .. Please go Bomb and Rate My Pic Please Please Please & I will return the Cherry Love Just click on the Picture Below and it will take you to the Link... Its me and My Oldest son... Thanks Muahhhhhhhhhhhhhz to all You Cherry Tappers...

Calgon, Take Me Away!
Yay, off on vacation to Miami Beach tomorrow! Well, actually, Sunny Isles Beach, which I got only because every other remotely warm place on the East Coast was booked up long ago by people who planned their trips more than four days in advance. Anal f*ckers. So this'll probably be like planning a trip to NYC and staying in Passaic NJ. Regardless, I'm pretty happy to be getting away, though, and there is purportedly a beach there. I could care less -- I'm at two with nature, generally speaking -- but Mrs Tube Bar Red and the kid, they like that sort of thing. Seeya Friday. And remember, Joel, no parties!

Call Of Duty 3 Hell!!!!!
Yea so I am over at my friends house right and the guys are all wraped up in playing this fucking game that is incredible boring. They have drivin me and Daun to the point that we are in seperate rooms texting and sending IM's to each other. This is just sad. We figured we would both entertain ourselves with myspavce and cherrytap. Well the coke whore is awake so I think I will go talk to him for a tad.

Stranger
Do not stand by me tonight, Do not stand by me ever, I will not be like you in this light, I will never be you, ever, Do not talk to me today, Do not talk to me at all, I am not one of you anyway, I am not like you at all, Do not laugh at me now, Do not laugh at me again, I am different, you ask how? I am different while you are sane, Do not kick me anytime, Do not kick me tomorrow, I will steal your life make it mine, I will laugh back and give you sorrow, Do not kill me tonight, Do not kill me ever, I am but a stranger in this light, I am but a stranger forever.

Damn! That Felt Good!
It took 11 yrs for me to reach this point, but it finally happened. Seems some ppl have been holding their breath waiting for it. I had my oldest son when i was 15 and his father was 20. I dumped that fool when i was 4 months along because he couldn't hold a job and didn't seem to understand that he was going to be responsible for another life. Since then, for the most part, i've been the "nice one". He has other children by other women. I don't talk bad about him in front of his son, never demand my child support (he owes me about 40 thousand), never talk down to him in front of the boy (which generally means we don't speak), let him keep the boy longer, have him extra weekends, occasionally provide transportation for the boy to go over there, and basically try to keep the peace the 20 mins i'm forced to spend with him every month. This weekend he said that if the roads were bad on saturday he'd be keeping him until sunday. Normally that would be fine since he's supposed to have

Intensity
Intensity Straight away With no sense of direction look out into the window Waiting for time to go faster Sounds of energy in my ear Blocking away all anger Into momentum and sweat Taking off my shirt Sweat coming off my body Heart Rate increase Wanting to go more Body giving out sense of completion I just did 2 miles on the treadmill! What do you think I was doing? ~Timmy~~

In The Dark
Come and play with me it whispers, Its child like fingers clutching our own, Come and play my game it pleads, I will never leave you on your own, I am not like the rest of humanity, I am not fickle or consumed by worthless greed, It entices us laughing sweetly in the night, It chases us through the stars crying when we bleed, Come and play with me it calls, It runs on ahead playing a hungry little game, It giggles in ecstasy as children run to it, It wraps its arms around them staking its claim, You are mine now, it tells the children, You are my own flesh and blood, Spread my message to the others of your kind, Tell them it’s a reward for being good, It claws at our skin, ripping away our flesh, I like to play this game it laughs gaily, I have new victims every night, I birth new children daily, It spreads its black wings towards the midnight sky, It causes every murder while its eyes glint like a dying fire spark, Go my children tell them t

Daily Devotional 2/18/07
February 18 - Daily Feast Walk away for a minute. Stop, listening to the hard luck stories, because as concerned as you are, it is no good if you sink out of sight. Rest. Let it all go, because mind, body, and spirit all need a quiet place. If the Spirit is in the right place, the body can rest more deeply. Taking care is a personal responsibility. No one else is going to do it for you - because no one can. If there is anything good to think about, if there is anything to dwell on that is joyful, then think on these things. Give it time and see it work. ~ We meet as brothers that have been away from each other many years. ~ TIN-RIN-MEET-SA, UMATILLA CHIEF "A Cherokee Feast of Days, Volume II" by Joyce Sequichie Hifler ***** Elder's Meditation of the Day - February 18 "Laughter is a necessity in life that does not cost much, and the Old Ones say that one of the greatest healing powers in our life is the ability to laugh." --Larry P. Aitken, CHIPPEWA L

Daily Devotional2/17/07
February 17 - Daily Feast Listen for wisdom and instruction. If you do not, it will pass by the way a deer moves soundlessly over the woodland path. Listen for the inner voice that will never be the source of anything wrong. Listen to how you use your own words. Words are seeds that plant a living garden or they are seeds that sprout weeds that are invasive. Stop being down on yourself. No human being is perfect - least of all those who believe they are. Give yourself credit for what you have done right, and, even though that may seem like a miracle, you can do it again. ~ He [the president] can sit in his town and drink his wine, while you [Governor Harrison] and I will fight it out. ~ TECUMSEH - SHAWNEE "A Cherokee Feast of Days, Volume II" by Joyce Sequichie Hifler ***** Elder's Meditation of the Day - February 17 "Silence and self-control permeate the entirety of our lives." --Larry P. Aitken, CHIPPEWA The Creator gave us all the Red Road and on

Sex Revised
Sex Revised you kiss me softly in the hollow of my neck. Your lips send shivers down my spine making me want you making me w e t. I pull at your shirt And in a graceful rush we strip. staring... you at me I at you. I make my move. touch you where I know you like it. kiss you where I know you crave it. tease you where I know it aches. your hands run over my flesh. Every inch you know there is nothing left to explore. yet everything is new. You lay me down. The sheets feel fresh and smell clean. Your fingers move in rhythm with my breathing. Your tongue explores between my lips. You ask me to close my eyes. I hold my breath. I can hear everything. I can feel you near. And then there is nothing. nothing. nothing. complete and utter darkness, silence. I wait. I worry. I wimper I beg. I plead. I cry... silently. Inside its a miracle I explode. I feel you I gasp for air I've forgotten how to breathe.

When Will People Listen
As most of you know, my main concern in life is other people. I care very deeply about every single friend I have. I give them advice and such whenever they're having problems with anything. I work my hardest trying to make them feel better and help them. But when a so-called "friend" goes out of their way and doesn't even consider my advice, well they may have well just spat in my face. I'm tired of being played as the chump. People think i have no clue what im talking about, but i do dammit! I don't just give advice to give it, i give it b/c it pertains to the topic at hand. IF you dont want my advice, FINE, but dont come to me with your problems. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS! And if you don't know, NOW YOU KNOW!

Every Man
SLOWLY WE UNDRESS UNDER MY SMOOTH SLOW CARESS. I DONT WANT TO RUSH. I'VE GOT ALL NIGHT TO BRING YOU HAPPINESS. LET ME KISS YOU THERE AND MAKE YOU GIGGLE. THEN A SLOW LICK THERE TO MAKE YOUR HIPS. WIGGLE. AS THE INTENSITY BEGINS TO RISE, I SLOWLY NIBBLE UP AND DOWN YOUR THIGHS. DAMN GIRL I LOVE IT WHEN YOU MOAN. IN THAT DEEP GUTTERAL 'I NEED YOU' TONE. THERES NO NEED TO ASK WHY I LICK YOU SO GOOD. I'M JUST DOING THE THINGS THAT EVERY MAN SHOULD.

~~new Airport Security Beefed Up~~
..it was just announced since the Nancy Pelosi and the democrates taking over the house and senate that more stringent measures will be implented at Check In Security at your local airports...forget about your belt and shoe.....grasp your laptop between your thighs..... sourcomments.com

Daytona
Ok, so I've never been a huge Nascar fan but wow - what a race today!! I have to admit was awake to see the wreck that took Stewart out and then fell asleep (I felt horrible most of the day) and then woke up just in time to see the last 40 laps. I'm really bummed that Dale Jr. wrecked right at the very end. What a finish though, I've never seen anything like that!! Amazing!

Daytona 500
Yeah so today was the Daytona 500 so me being the intelligent person I am got into a pool and picked 5 drivers. And guess what? Not one of my damn guys even finished the race, oh wait Jeff Gordon slid over the finish line in his busted ass ride. I'm gonna start a new pool and whoever can pick the drivers that won't finish the race will win. I'm gonna make millions!!!!!!!!!

Little Sally Morgan
God are you still listening? Jesus are you there? It's little Sally Morgan? I had the long brown hair. I know your awfully busy. and I really hate to ask. But god I know you see me. I'm to weak to do this task. The doctors said i'm leaving. Mommy said i'm going home. But God I have to tell you. I feel so all alone. Mommy always crys now. Even when we kissed. God can I just wait please. I know how that i'll be missed. But if this is asking to much. Then maybe if you can. Help mommy to be happy please. Walk with her across the sands. Make her see the sunshine. Make her smile out to the sea. Let my mommy know i'm gone. But she's never gone from me. God i'm awfully tired. I guess it's time to say goodbye. I'll be brave and go with you. But I think I too will cry. Just a time in January, just another day. A little darkness left behind, as Sally passed away Devl

Omg....
I have reached my rating cap!! I cant rate anymore pics until I get to the next lvl. Any and all help to get me to the next lvl will be greatly appercaited. I'll be happy to return the favor once I can rate pics again. Much Luv to all my cherries. MUAHHHH!

If You Wrote A Story About Your Life...
would anyone want to read it? What happens when the addiction is so overpowering you start to lose sight of what is important? For someone who rarely takes risks and likes to play it safe I am becomming slightly unraveled. What happens when you take a risk and extend yourself to someone/something and its thrown back in your face? Denied. I loath denial. What happens when you get a taste of something so appetizing that all you want to do is gorge yourself in it? Anyone who knows me, really knows me also knows that I dont trust easily or open up completely to ANYONE. Lately I have also been finding myself with a little more 'me' time. Some may say that I am reverting back to my antisocial behavior but hey I'm allowed to. Its my life. I dont think that there is one single person in this whole fucked up world that would care to hear the WHOLE story of me. Nor do I think there is anyone I have deemed worthy of sharing it with completely that would not respond witho

Clean Blonde Jokes, And They Are Not Formatted Properly But Oh Well
She was so blonde that... She thought a quarterback was a refund. She managed to trip over my cordless phone. On the bottom of the job application where it said 'Sign Here' she wrote 'Aquarias'. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. She told me to meet her on the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk". She tried to place a bag of M&M's in alphabetical order. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. She took a ruler to bed so she could see how long she slept. When she got an AM radio, it took her 10 month to figure out she could use it at night. She spent 25 minutes staring at the Orange juice box cos it said - "concentrate" She got stabbed in a Shoot out. She used to sit on the tv so she could watch the couch. When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved. She thinks Eartha Kitt is a set of gardening tools. When she saw the sign for YMCA she said: "LOOK, they've spelled MACY's wrong!!!" She stood staring at the frozen orange juice beca

Tragic News
Just wanted to let everyone know I will not be around for the next several days. I have lost a family member in a house fire and will be out of town. This is a horrible thing to have happen, somthing no one expects will ever happen to them or someone they love. I will be thinking of you all even though I'm not here. Just knowing that I have you all makes thing easier for me. Take care everyone. Lots of Luv, Starr

Haku 3
Wake up black people, wake up if we want to be taken seriously in today sociality we must take care of the shit at home. The senseless hating on your fellow brother must end, the violence in streets over nothin must come to a halt, the way we raise our young children must change. What happen to black unity we need that and if we ever want to raise and overcome we must drop the slave mentality and have a new way of thinking. BLACK POWER!!! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!

A Clear Universe
When you unleash yourself from heaven and hell, gods and demons, ghosts and monsters, you are free. Free under whirling stars alight, air and world full of life, incredible possibilities, burning bright, anything, anything, in your hands in your life. Can't you see what you have? You don't need judgement, to judge, guilt, to love, why cloak in mystery, what is wonderful to behold? why look at the world with anything but the most open of eyes? the fire of the sun inside us, bits of the creation of all that is, isn't that enough? Who could why should anyone want more?

The Wash Cloth
Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this! I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8: 45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting roo

Princess Ash
A little poem i did by reqwest for my dear sweet friend Ash i hope you like it she had it framed....... To my princess ash! My heart beats for you! I seek your loving embrace! I seek your loving smile! I yearn to hear your sweet voice! To feel your eyes upon me! And to feel your soft skin against my fingertips. My soul cries for you princess and yet I can not find you! I seek you touch with every fibre of my being! I see you now my sweet, standing upon the cliff! I fear for a heart beat until you turn and loo upon me with your sweet eyes full of pain and love. My heat has stoped! I long for your arms yet you are still so far from me! I step forwards to your beckoning outstretched arms I keep coming forwards. It is dark yet the moon lights up your soft face unlike a goddess! Your radiance is so pure I just want to cry, Yet I can not for I long for your embrace, your sweet scent that floats to me on the evening breeze. I am before you no

Heartbreak
A single tear falls from a cheek The earth shakes violently Mountains and trees fall to the ground Volcano's erupt Firey ash spews out over everything Rain and hail fall hard against the ground Tornado's rip through forests and cities Everything falls to its fierce grip Hurricane winds yank trees from their roots Debris soars through the air Day turns to night Night turns to day Tidal waves crash against the sand The earth stops Time stands still Silence The tear hits the ground A heart has been broken by T.L Ford

Mhmm
I got all the pictures! w00t once again if i forget just remind me and i shall do them mhmm! Its so damn cold out i just wanta scream! Argh! Argh! LOL anthony and i are gonna go cuddle just watch :P ♥ I love him. Yes i do ♥ Anyway our page was acting kinda funny earlier but it is fixed now. Stupid comments i swear it! Same deal as before, rate my blog, and ill rate all your pictures just comment saying youve done so. And this time, ill also fan you :) as well. And and ill send you a special thing :P w00t

Great Message.....
WATER...... IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT IF WE DRANK 1 LITER OF WATER EACH DAY, AT THE END OF THE YEAR WE WOULD HAVE ABSORBED MORE THAN 1 KILO OF ESCHERICHIA COLI BACTERIA FOUND IN FECES. IN OTHER WORDS, WE ARE CONSUMING 2 LBS. OF POOP EACH YEAR! HOWEVER, WE DON'T RUN THAT RISK WHEN DRINKING WINE, RUM, WHISKEY, VODKA, BEER OR OTHER LIQUORS, BECAUSE ALCOHOL HAS TO GO THROUGH A DISTILLATION PROCESS OF BOILING, FILTERING AND FERMENTING. WATER = POOP BOOZE = HEALTH FREE YOURSELF OF POOP, DRINK BOOZE. IT'S BETTER TO DRINK BOOZE AND FEEL LIKE SHIT THAN DRINK WATER AND BE FULL OF SHIT! THERE'S NO NEED TO THANK ME FOR THIS VALUABLE INFORMATION, I'M DOING THIS AS A PUBLIC SERVICE .

Good Morning!
Good Morning all my CT friends!! If you are a new friend of mine please send me a Private Message letting me know lol...This weekend was so crazy and I havent had time to stop by and rate or comment everyones pics. Need to catch up lol!! Thanks TwinkleBug! MUAH!

Naughty Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEN

This Is Why I Say
Subject: please dont delete..4 yrs going This is why I always say I love You.... This has not been broken since 9/11/01, please keep it going.. This has been kept alive and moving since 9/11. In memory of all those who perished this morning; the passengers and the pilots on the United Air and AA flights, the workers in the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, and all the innocent bystanders Our prayers go out to the friends and families of the deceased. IF I KNEW If I knew it would be the last time That I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last tim

I Know...
Most of you don't like to talk however when ever you need to vent or something please feel free to shout at me,,, I am a very open person an would love to hear your problems,,, stories.... I don't bite so don't be afraid....SMILES!!!

My Daugther
Thursday morning I thought I would get some housework and my homework done as I was out of school but unknown to me things were going on at the High school. I received a phone call fro mthe consler and she informed me of a letter my daughter had written. She tlaked about running away and killing herself. I know my daughter so I wasn't to worried but once i hung up the phone the social worker came a knocking. She threathened me that if I didn't put her in a hospital she woudl take ALL my kids away from me. I did it becasue I love my kids and I don't want them takign away. We got lost tryign to fidn the damn hospital and then once we foudn it it took a whiel to find a parkign spot. Once inside we went ot emergency as that is where the social worker todl us to go. We sat in a room for 4 and half hours. No food or bathroom. They told me they were going to keep her over night. Well overnight turned into all weekend. Once I got home that night I went straight to bed. The next mo

Please Smile
To all of my cherrytap friends,please smile even if you don't feel like smiling your smile can help another person out,a smile is a choice that you can make A smile can help whats bothering you,even if you can't smile,please have a smile on in your heart,for that is where our warmth and love comes from.

Rawr
So yessum hi everyone :P LOL Ive been spending a lot more time on here lately and that don't happen much ♥ Icon of the day! Yes im being silly. Yes baby we are ♥ Okay so im gonna do something silly with my blogs. Im gonna ask a triva question and the first person to correctly answer gets a gift! Ready? 1. The movie the black daliha was based off of which real life murder in the early 1940's?

I Love You
I found this and I'm not sure who wrote it but I really like this a lot. As the grass is green, From what I have seen, Will you always be with me? As the clouds are white, Even though they don't show their faces tonight, A cold breeze blows so keep me in your arms and hold me tight. As the sun always comes up for the sunrise, While we live in this wonderous love pardise, Will you always remain mine? As the sky is blue, And our love remain true, I will always love you.

Romantic
There was once this guy who is very much in love with his girl. This romantic guy folded 1,000 pieces of paper cranes as a gift to his girl. Although, at that time he was just a small fry in his company, his future doesn't seem too bright, they were very happy together. Until one day, his girl told him she was going to Paris and would never come back. She also told him that she could not visualize any future for both of them, so they went their own ways there and then... Heartbroken, the guy pined. But when he regained his confidence, he worked hard day and night, slogging his body and mind just to make something of himself. Finally with all the hard work and the help of friends, this guy set up his own company .. You never fail until you stop trying. One rainy day, while this guy was driving, he saw an elderly couple sharing an umbrella in the rain walking to some destination. Even with the umbrella, they were drenched. It didn't take him long to realize t

My Experiences At The Bondage Show Called The Rack.
My Experiences At The Bondage Show Called The Rack. I and my sweety Dan arrive at Heartbreakers at a little after 9pm on Saturday night, the 19th of Febuary. We sat at the bar at first and ordered our drinks, then went to the far side of the room right in front of the DJ table. After we has sat down a strange man with one eye sat next to Dan and after a while he started talking to him. He seemed to be interested in Dan’s spikes and then Dan showed him my collar that I was wearing. The strange man grabbed one of the rings of my collar; I thought to look at it. The he grabbed it a second time just a moment later then released it. It gave me a cold feeling and I didn’t like it. I believe the actual show started about 10 or so. They announced that they will be needing volunteers. And with that I looked at Dan and started bouncing in my seat. They had someone up there already and then one of the mistresses with brown hair looked and smiled at me and so I smiled back. She then ge

The Gay Bar Was Never My Idea!!!
45 Weird questions... 1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? ASHLEE'S MOM.... 2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW. 3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? MS.BARBARA IN THE 7TH GRADE, SHE CAME IN SECOND PLACE IN THE MISS SOUTH CAROLINA PAGEANT. 4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater? YEAH YEAH. 5. What body part do you wash first? MY FACE. 6. Do you have any peircings? ONE IN MY LEFT EAR, USE TO HAVE A LOT MORE. 7. What's the strangest talent you have? BEING ABLE TO PISS SOMEONE OFF IN ALMOST NO TIME FLAT. 8. Do you have an innie or an outtie? INNIE, OUTTIES ARE GROSS. 9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles? CHEDDAR AND SOUR CREAM. 10. Have you ever been tied up? YEAH, AND ALL THAT OTHER S&M JAZZ. 11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for? RUNNING AWAY FOR 2 MONTHS I BELIEVE. 12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? DON'T DRIVE. 13. Have you ever had two date

When You Thought I Wasn't Looking
When You Thought I Wasn't Looking When you thought I wasn't looking you hung my first painting on the refrigerator, and I wanted to paint another. When you thought I wasn't looking you fed a stray cat, and I thought it was good to be kind to animals. When you thought I wasn't looking you baked a birthday cake just for me, and I knew that little things were special things. When you thought I wasn't looking you said a prayer, and I believed there was a God that I could always talk to. When you thought I wasn't looking you kissed me good-night, and I felt loved. When you thought I wasn't looking I saw tears come from your eyes, and I learned that sometimes things hurt--but that it's all right to cry. When you thought I wasn't looking you smiled, and it made me want to look that pretty, too. When you thought I wasn't looking you cared, and I wanted to be everything I could be. When you thought I wasn't looking--I looked . . . and wanted to say thanks for all thos

Taking A Lil Time Off
AS YOU ALL KNOW I HAVE NOT BEEN HERE VERY MUCH LATELY, BUT DUE TO THE WEATHER AND WHAT NOT THE CALL OF DUTY ARISES AND I HAVE TO BE THERE. THOSE OF U THAT DO THIS PROFESSION KNOW THE STRINGS THAT ARE ATTATCHED WITH THE JOB. I WILL KEEP CHECKING BACK IN OVER THE NEXT FEW DAYS. SO IF U SEE ME, ROLL BY THE TOP OF YER SCREEN I FORGOT TO LOG OUT I DO THAT QUITE OFTEN...SORRY SO PLEASE DONT TAKE OFFENSE IF I DO NOT ANSWER U RIGHT AWAY...I WILL GET BACK TO U AS SOON AS I CAN.... THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING LUV~ YOUR FAVORITE ANGEL ~ME~

I Need Confirmatiom.
I WILL BE ON A PRIVET PROJECT FOR A WHILE BUT WHEN I RETURN I AM HOPING TO GO TO THE NEXT LEVEL WITH MY ONLINE PRESENT,WHICH IS TO POST PRIVETE PIC OF MYSELF AND OTHER MALE MODELS FULL XXXX RATED (FOR ALL MY FRIENDS AND FANS ONLY) ALL FRIENDS AND FANS, THOSE WHO VISITED MY PROFILE AND WOULD LIKE TO VIEW THESE PICS PLEASE REPOST THIS NOTICE AND SEND FRIEND REQUEST. AS A INTRODUCTION PLEASE VISIT MY PHOTO FOR A GLIMPS OF WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. PLEASE REPOST.

My Sorrow
why is it that the emotions i feel are deemed a lie, and yet the actions I am forced to take are taken as truth? When did the change happen that turns life into a cess pool of confusion and misunderstandings? Are the desires I feel and the yearning that burn in me that unacceptable? i know i'm not alone in this, and yet i'm told "You're not real" If i'm not real, what am I? If this love isn't real, and this soul isn't true - what is? We all fuck up in life, that's a simple fact - but why do I do it so well? And why am i not able to rectify the disaster i've caused? I am so sorry for all that I am and feel and fuck up.

Is This Bad
Is it bad when ur looking through yahoo personals n u see atleast 10 guys that u actually know on there lol? I mean its crazy ive seen even guys ive worked with in the past, men ive known since i dont even know how long.

Tormented
Tormented This is what I meant, When I said you were killing me, I'm tormented by my own insanity, Over you. I am so tired Of hurting, Of crying, Of longing, Of this trying that insists, Of waiting, Of aching, Of wanting, Of this need that persists, To have you deep inside, To be at your mercy, To plead with you to ride, As I'm whimpering out your name, Forgetting to breathe, Hoping you won't leave, Of feeling like I have no other choice, Except to be scorched by your fire, Like a moth to a flame, Not being able to resist The beauty hidden in death

Love
I felt such love the first time we kissed, The earth moved,time stood still. I lay in your arms and feel such contentment, I have never felt this way before,my heart over flowing. I have so much faith in you, I will never have doubts or fears with you. Your love has shown me such a fresh new dawn, Our lives will be built on solid ground. Your arms are like the safest haven on the darkest night. I want to spend eternity being with you, To know that you are with me, always holding and loving me. 3/16/2006

Still Alive
Been up for almost 2 hours and now I am tired. This has kicked my ass. Thanks for all the well wishes and love. I am having one of those days where i just wanna cry. anyhow love to all...thanks to Bill for making me smile :) xoxox Think I will go watch Fast Times at Ridgemont High Till Later xoxo Angel

Phantom Of My Love
Phantom of my love, Your lips imagine my words. Making love in an endless romance, Touching your heart in those places, Which takes your spirit so high. Phantom lover your fragrance Is on my mind, breezing upon time. Waves of desires wanting to take you To places of moonlight, and starlight. Cuddling you so close the universe Explodes in a blanket of twinkling stars. Phantom lover release the shooting stars Upon the heavens of lovemaking dreams. Those that a man takes a special woman, Upon a ride, that lasts a lifetime of smiles. Into the highest point of realities pleasure. But phantom lover your ghostly image Has to solidify upon my lips of need. So my words can do their magic on you. In those ways, that makes a woman, a WOMAN. Casting a spell to take you there and BEYOND, That every nerve in you wants more and MORE. Phantom lover these words are the beginning For the verse is an endless sensual climax. Of taking you there, and

Oh My Friend , Why Do I Hurt Inside?
Angel come to my side for you are my only friend You are the only one that understands the warmth For in me lies the beauty to create castles from stones Where others see a weak barren pile of rubble I will create the garden that explodes the senses wild Oh angel my friend, why do I hurt so inside? My self worth is in shambles yet you create for me The gems that contain the most inner most power Of explosive fission is in my reach Yet angel why do I cry? That others are so blinded by the simplicity of a soul So lost that he is found By the wings that surround him In the cuddle of a mothers womb Oh angel how I need you To bless the way against those that want to destroy A human identity flying with a free spirit Oh angel, I grow tired of having to fend myself From those that are being evil inside That they are creating the trash that smells of rotten flesh While my mind fears to be understood In the gentleness of a morning mist, cleans

Crazy People
Sometimes, you run across people and you go, "Hey, they're crazy." But you never quite realize the EXTENT of how crazy they really are until you do one thing (probably something simple like not starting an email out with their name or some junk) that throws them into the "Spiral Of Insanity" You get crazy comments and emails giving you in-detail, the amount of abortions they've had. Or describing their toenails. That's just one crazy I ran into today...

Blondes Do It Better
Well.... I'm excited Tomorrow I'll be much blonder than today James says I look like a mango So no pictures until I'm home from the salon But yeah It'll be fun being blonde Lots of different colors of hights to play with Weeeeee Wee Go love on my pictures.... They may start disappearing if the love does LoVeLovELoVe -Mandi

Heart Burning
Fear in us Creeping along our minds The shadow of unknown Echoes quaking unseen Creating havoc of uncertainty Doubts of concrete Cracks our foundation Reassurance fills voids Assimilating steel strength Impregnable armor Implosions of acid reflux Eating inside possible solutions Heart burning consequences Perspiring shell game Within the con game of living In Pepto dismal pinks Bubbling Alka Seltzer eruptions Ex Laxing Excederin relief Coating inner fears In medicinal reinforcements An outside appearance In The Ambassador's moves Ready to take on anything Nerves trebling like earthquakes The final onslaught beckons The triumph of fears

Ct Princess Contest!
A friend & I are in The CherryTAP Princess Contest! Below is the link to King4Adaze. Please Click and go into his pics. Then click on CT Princess Contest! Look for Resident Smart A$$ and for myself Khaotic Cowgirl! As always the favors will be returned! Thanks to All! king4adaze5 * L.O.D. Member *@ CherryTAP

Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places
So I have been single for almost 2 years and recently divorced finally as of Febuary 7th. Got my own bachelorette pad and one kid with me and am still single. What is up with this.?I am not ugly? I don't think at least, and am very single. I don't know what I am doing wrong I am looking for someone who is fun energetic , don't have to be religious but some kind of spirituality would be nice. I am very easy going, don't PMS, and have a great attitude. Well almost all of the time. I am still missing my life's partner and wonder when he'll come. I don't care if he is in a volkswagon or if he has a hairy ass as long as he loves me and we have some sexual chemistry and a good freindship. Is that too much to ask for? Oh and If he lives near Toledo that would be awesome. I Love to party on the weekends and go to church on sunday w my kids. If you think your him leave a comment. Don't be Shy.

Loving Another
You said that once you loved me, and then you went away. You came back and rather weakly said this time that you'd stay. Again you left and never say why for months I'd hear no word. And though the time just flies by My heart just ain't no bird. So if you come again, dear This time give me a sign Because I cannot stay here and hope you'll drop a line. If only all you say to me Is why you never stay, Then maybe I will stay free to love another some day.

Blue Eyed Peeps Read
=== 'Sam~Beer Queen~' spewed forth the following at '2007-02-19 15:29:09'.. > > Baddest Baby Blues Contest. Need entries!!! > > > I would like to start gathering entrants for the Baddest Baby Blues contest. > > > > For those blue eyed guys and gals!!! Send me the link to your pic showcasing those Baby Blues!!! > > > > Two Winners will be determined. One on number of comments and one on number of rates. YOU CANNOT COMMENT ON YOUR OWN PIC! > > > > No drama allowed. If it gives me a headache then I consider it drama and your ass is booted. :) > > > > If you have any questions...ASK BEFORE you enter. > > I haven't decided what the prizes will be yet but the last contest I did, the winner got a one day blast. > > > > ***kisses*** > > > > BeerQueen contact lady below *wink* > > > > Sam~Beer Queen~@ CherryTAP

A Day In Life
A day in life today i started a new job let me tell ya baby i was hot had a answer for every question a solution for every problem Like three men in one the blessed son I might should feel bad someone will be put on the road because no one can follow not even in my shadow but ow hell its survival of the fittest and when it comes to my job i'm the shizznick yes i know I'm an arrogant little prick got that way by being the fittest in whatever i do i'll blow right by you my craftsmanship makes it so YES I am gloating WAS my first day as the new maint and repair tech for a big reality and property management company a nd the millionaire who owns the show told me that she could see that i was the kind of person people soon found they couldnt do without. my response was *it turns out like that everywhere i work. I'll be in charge before the month is out* she smiled and i could tell that was exactly the correct thing to say me so happy

Otay Sooooooooooo.....
AIGHT, CONTEST, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT I'M HOLDING A CONTEST, THE GREATEST FUCKIGN CONTEST EVER!!!! WELL, BESIDES THE WHOLE WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY DEAL. NEED TO MORE VICTIMS...>cough cough< I MEAN CONTESTANTS. ABOUT TO GO OUT DRINKING. SO YOU BRAVE SOULS SUCK IT UP, SEND ME A MESSAGE AND JOIN UP!!! OR DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!! PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. DRESSED AND GOING TO THE NUDIE BAR!!

Seasonation
I hear the words of your poems… Creation! I listen to Your Voice, Great Poet! Let The birds of love sing “Nature renovation” By rainbows of hope through horizon’s net! Perseverance is Nature’s orchestration… Its musicians blissfully have met To play songs of the first born, “Seasonation”, Showing where our richness shines in Sun set! Spring is life for all…Giants or microbe… I’m an earthworm; drilling holes is my Fate… The Flora is given its new wardrobe! The Fauna is joyful; love is the mate… And the animal kingdom plays its feast… Come to Lovehome, King Man, don’t be Ares’ beast!

A Lost (lets Leave Iraq Now!!!)
A call was made today and a mother answered to find out her baby wont be coming home for he or she had met their end in a place of hell she cried in pain. A call was made today a spouse answered the phone and found out their other half had passed in ways of violence of war , tears of pain did fall. Today a duaghter or son found out they lost their mom or dad in a war that should not be no longer will that child see their parent no more words of comfort from them, no more hugs of comfort, just a overconsuming mass of void will remain. when will this end.....let's pull our men and women of the armed services now.....No more need to die!!!