This is the fairy tale that you should have been reading as little girls!
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured
princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on
the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a
handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young
prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in
your castle with my mother, where you can satisfy my needs, prepare and
serve my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so.
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to
herself:
I DON'T F! **ING THINK SO!!!!!
