45 Weird questions...
1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?
ASHLEE'S MOM....
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW.
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
MS.BARBARA IN THE 7TH GRADE, SHE CAME IN SECOND PLACE IN THE MISS SOUTH CAROLINA PAGEANT.
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
YEAH YEAH.
5. What body part do you wash first?
MY FACE.
6. Do you have any peircings?
ONE IN MY LEFT EAR, USE TO HAVE A LOT MORE.
7. What's the strangest talent you have?
BEING ABLE TO PISS SOMEONE OFF IN ALMOST NO TIME FLAT.
8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
INNIE, OUTTIES ARE GROSS.
9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
CHEDDAR AND SOUR CREAM.
10. Have you ever been tied up?
YEAH, AND ALL THAT OTHER S&M JAZZ.
11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
RUNNING AWAY FOR 2 MONTHS I BELIEVE.
12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
DON'T DRIVE.
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
NAH, HOMIE DON'T PLAY THAT.
14. How many times have you been cussed out?
LOST COUNT AFTER ABOUT A MILLION.
15. Which shoe do you put on first?
EITHER OR, NOT PICKY.
16. How old are you?
26.
17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
YEAH, NEVER BY CHOICE THOUGH.
18. Is there one thing all of your ex's have had in common?
THEY WERE ALL CHEATERS AND LIARS.
19. Did you french kiss before you were 16?
YEAH.
20. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
COWS ARE REAL, SNIPES ARE NOT.
21. Who is the last person you think about before you fall asleep?
WHOEVER IS ON MY MIND AT THE TIME.
22. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
A COUPLE.
23. Have you ever found anything gross in your parent's bedroom?
THREE WEEK OLD CHEESE ONCE...
24. What was your childhood nickname?
BILLY.
25. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
ABOUT THIRTY SECONDS AGO, I'M SAPPY LIKE THAT.
26. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?
YEAH, CAUSE THAT'S THE KIND OF DIRTY OLD MAN I IS.
27. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
DRIVEN, THAT WOULD PROLLY BE TOP OF THE LIST...
28. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
HELL NO, THAT IS FUCKING NASTY!!
29. How do you normally eat your cookies?
ONE BITE.
30. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
NO.
31. Name something you do when you're alone?
GO TO THE BATHROOM.
32. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
JUST KEEP POURING.
33. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt?
WHAT KINDA SICK FUCK MADE THIS SURVEY???
34. How often do you clean out your ears?
EVERY OTHER DAY, KINDA OCD ABOUT IT.
35. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
FOLD.
36. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie?
DUNNO, DIFFRENT DAY, DIFFRENT WEDGE.
37. Do you have any strange phobias?
MORE THEN MOST.
38. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
DRUGS, ERASERS, CRAYONS, KIND OF AND ODD ONE AIN'T I?
39. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
STRIPPED WHILE SINGING OLE OLE OLE!!! MADE SOME CASH THOUGH....LOL.
40. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
NO REGRETS, EVER.
41. Have you ever called your bf/gf by another girl/guys name?
COUPLE TIMES.
42. Have you ever gotten caught farting while on a date?
NOT A ONCE.
43. Have you ever played naked twister?
YEAH, IT'S HARDER WITH BABY OIL.
44. Have you ever been drunk at work?
SHIT, USUALLY DON'T GO IN WITHOUT A FEW IN ME.
45. Have you ever found your gf/bf's sibling more attractive?
COUPLE TIMES...
