Excuses for cannibalism
-Trapped on elevator for more then 4 hours.
-Sale on Carl Buddig thin sliced lunch meat ended.
-Accidentally spilled barbque sauce on friend at cook out.
-Confused by cow costume on Halloween.
-Couldn't resist bacon smell coming off of sunbathing neighbor.
-Hand in jar at lab was 'just sitting there unused'.
-Told them to turn the damn music down.
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(Again, from my livejournal)
