Again, another dies....I thought I would say though to all my friends in the good old US, (insert name) he hasn't been named yet was killed in a battle.during which he and the troop flew in via helicopter, hit and run affaire, then got airlifted out. Except (insert name) didn't make it. In an Unbelievable "saving Private Ryan" move,15 British chums then, realising they're a man short, strapped themselves onto an Apache chopper(cos there was only room for 5) AND WENT THE FUCK IN!
Alas, (insert name) had already perished, however the body is on its way to a blighty cementary.
Thank you for listening, I know most of you are American, but even you'll agree thats better than "ROCKY RETURNS" or whatever its called.
Kissy kissy,
Rich.x