Fubar Blog Posts 4

Quickie!
Here is one of the many stories I love writing! I hope you all enjoy it and leave me lots of comments! Hugs and Sloppy kisses, Shelley My pussy was wet. My head was already swimming in ecstasy and we had barely begun. His skilled hands were gently pumping in and out of me and his talented tongue was finding spots I never knew existed. I questioned where he'd been all my life. I looked down at him, his blonde hair tight in my grip while he buried his face in my hot snatch. I threw my head back not being able to move any other part of my rigid body. Waves washed over me one after the other and I was near passing out I felt so good. He looked up at me and had a sneaky smirk on that boyish face. Blue eyes twinkling with mischief. He came up to kiss me. I tasted all my own juices on his lips and tongue. He thrust it deep within my mouth and as we lip locked we playfully bit one anothers lips. I reached down to feel the massive hard on that he had for me. It was swollen lar

Do You Really Want To Hold Out
Women who hold out on their hubbies I've been known to rant here and there and some find it funny or interesting or down right offensive.........oh well. I was listening to a radio show the other day ( i like listenin to morning shows) and the topic was about this cat that wrote a book on relationships. The book suggested that married women withhold from havin sex with their husbands once in awhile and make them more or less work for it or want it more. now we arent talking about a few days here i mean they where talking about holding out for some time. So then they had listeners calling in on the topic and alot of them where agreeing and some disagreed of course. Well allow me to put my 2 cents in. These very same women that are holding out on the sex department are the same ones that have their husbands running around cheatin on them, believe me if you dont want to give it to your husband there are plenty of women who will. These are the same ones that when their marriage f

More Quizzes Why Not? Lol
You scored as sadness. tears of sadness fall from your eyes as they do mine. no matter what happens.. it will blow over and you'll be fine...trust me.. even though someone hurt you, and you cant forget. you will. time is the healer of all.sadess100%confusion80%anger50%faker0%what colour tears fall from your eyes?created with QuizFarm.com

Faker: Bri (351731)
ok latest fake... another male... maybe.. lol This "guy" is using 3..4..5.. different guys pic's: http://lostcherry.com/user/351731 This pic (it's main): Is Danny who is a saluted member: http://fakersbusted.com/database/males/2004/ref00422.html This pic "its" using: Is Billy, whom i personally know from my website: http://www.kissmeordissme.com/profile.php?7209 he's saluted many times and has made tonnes of sign pic's for members and met at least 4 members in person taking pic's with them. (yes, his profile says his name is "frank" but that's just how they are there, they use different names to mess with newbs."

Those That Are My Friends
If you want to remain on my friends, family , fans list please let me know because I have 395 people on here and only hear from maybe 10 at the most. Look forward to hearing from you, if I havent heard from you in a week I will delete ya, sorry

Another Bulletin Showing Support Of The Military...
I really think this is a great site! Each and every time I log in, I can be guaranteed that I will see several bulletins and a few blogs supporting the Army, Marines, Air Force, Navy, and even the Coast Guard. Firefighters and Police rank high, too. It always amazes me that there is SO much love for those of us who serve our country and community. Occassionally (rarely) I see people who have some sort of jihad-ish hatred of us, too. That's cool; this is the USA...you're free to hate us if you want! I have to laugh at the haters, though. Most of them have NEVER been to ANY of the countries that those of us in the military have to see, let alone the ghettos that cops and firedawgs have to go into. It's easy to say we are beasts and bastards or 'screw the establishment' if you're sitting in some suburb with plenty to eat and the safety of FIREFIGHTERS and POLICE around. That's why it's so rare that you see someone in the rural part of Iraq or Afghanistan hate on America. For the

Life
Well once Again im sitting here wondering what is 2 come and the pain and happyness the pass has brought be in this lil world that we all call life... then things go from bad 2 worst 2 the point of screaming and wishing 2 give up in all this lil life we have.................................Ever feel that way???????

Dayam Took This Test Omfg
You scored as Suicide. Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know how you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.Suicide100%Stabbed80%Disappear80%Disease47%Bomb47%Natural Causes47%Posion40%Drowning33%Suffocated33%Gunshot33%Accident20%

Need Prayers
my big sister went to get a work medical thursday.everything was going fine untill the doc found a lump on her ovary.she has to go to hospitl today for test as the docs are worried because my mother died of ovarian cancer 19 years ago my other sis had cancer of the womb but won her battle she is the middle child so she has alway been a fighter. so please pray to whoever godess wiccan etc. just pray that she will be fine.thank you my friends

Pt 2
Well it's time I posted part 2 of about me.. I was born in 1961....I was for the most part a happy and healthy baby...with one small glitch. I didn't have a socket for the ball of my hip to fit into. The doctors had to break my hip and force the ball of my hip to form it's own socket. The doctors told my mom and dad that I would probably never walk. Well when I was old enough I went to Shriner's Cripple Childrens and had to wear my shoes on the wrong feet and they were UGLY shoes too...lol. I remember the day I finally got to wear "girl" shoes for the first time. I was in 2nd grade and my mom got me a pair of black and white saddle shoes...boy was I proud..... I remember we went to where my 2nd dad was working for the gas company at that time and told him that I was finally ok.... He said my face was a beam of light that day. My brother had the same thing but his wasn't as severe as mine. He really enjoyed the time I was in my "frog" cast.. My mom said he used to sit on

Which Element Is In You
You scored as Earth. Earth! family and friend oriented, you are kind and gentle. You are a lover nature and animals, and you would love to live in the country. (if you dont already that is) You have lots of close friends, and always avoid a fight, either verbal or physical. Earth67%Wind67%Darkness50%Light33%Fire33%What Element Lies within you?(PICS)created with QuizFarm.com

Mini Me
Hello , Well I gueuss i dont know were to begin ,Except sometimes we are faced with so many things at once until we feel nunb all over .I have been having real bad headaches just about everyday now for two weeks .They are horrible headaches I cant see when they hit and noise is awful it makes theem hurt worse well I have to thank God that yesterday I did not have a headache for the first time in two weeks he knew i would need to be able to be clear headed .I posted a bulliton about my dog Mini Me On myspace some of you know me from there as well.He got real sick yesterday would not eat kept jerking and flopping and would hollar in severve pain ,he could not stand up at all it was like he was stiff all over .I had no money to take him to the vet well up early this morning he got where he was not stopping hollaring and jerking and I knew it was time to do anything so i ask someone for the money to take him to put him to sleep .I wrapped him so he would not get could and took hi

All My Friends Please Read
> > > > > Good morning all of you wonderful cherries. Just wanted to let you all know how much I appreciate the love. I am trying my best to rate every single picture that you cherries have. If you are my friend then I have already rated your profile. Some of you guys have tons of pics and it is wearing my clicking finger out, so if I have'nt rated all of your photos I will. Those of you who have kept in touch with me know that I do rate all pics. So, if I have'nt made it to all of yours, please be patient with me..I wil..I love all my cherry friends and I hope you all have a great weekend..Muaw....P.S. Please repost Go Ga. Dawgs Add yourself to the map at the bottom@ LostCherry

The Wish
Thomas was disgruntled to say the least. His sex life wasn't the greatest in the world. He had watched lots of porn flicks and saw so many things he wanted to try, but he could never get his girlfriend Kate to experiment. He couldn't believe what a prude she was. All he wanted to do was spice up their love life a little and she wouldn't play ball. Kate was stunning to look at though. She had a figure that just wouldn't quit and long black hair. When she rode him, she would swish her hair across her ass so she could get more out of him. She seemed satisfied with the way things were, but Thomas still wished she were a little wilder. He would fantasize about taking her forcefully from behind, thrusting his rock hard manhood in her like a jackhammer. Her face would contort in a mixture of pain and pleasure. She would scream and cuss and encourage him to go harder as she rabidly tore at her plump and perky breasts with her right hand. Her left hand would firmly grip the arm of the couch as

A Day To Remember
A Day To Remember I woke up this day, feeling nauseous and tired. The pain in my back was horrible and I felt like my stomach was on fire. I laid there in bed and counted the minutes as they went buy, to scared to get out of bed to tell my grandmother the reason why. The reason I needed to go to the hospital, the reason for the pain. The reason I laid there in bed and my legs shook from the contractions. I felt you move and kick inside me, I couldn't wait to see what kind of life I had formed inside me. She rushed me to the Emergency room and they put me in a wheel chiar. They pushed me to the elevator and I felt you move again while I sat there. Tears rolled down my face as they lifted me to the bed. My legs shook as they placed them over the doctor's head. They fastened a monitor to my belly, and for the first time I heard your heart beat with mine. There was no time for drugs, or anything to numb the pain. He told me to push and I tried again and again.

Hired Help
Hired Help A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. The guy says, ''Who is this?'' ''This is the maid,'' answers the woman. ''We don't have a maid,'' says the man. The woman says, ''I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.'' The man says, ''Well, this is her husband. Is she there?'' The woman replies, ''She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband.'' The guy is fuming and says to the maid, ''Listen, would you like to make $50,000?'' The maid says, ''What will I have to do?'' The man tells her, ''I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with.'' The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots. The maid comes back to the phone, ''What do I do with the bodies?'' The man says, ''Throw them in the swimming pool.'' Puzzled, the maid answers, ''But you don't have a pool.'' A long pause and the man says, ''Is this 567-5309?

What Kind Of Eyes Do You Have?
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion83%Eyes full of Pain75%Diamond Eyes75%Mysterious67%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

I Feel Sad
I miss my woman. We were together for 8 years. It's been two years since we broke up. We still talk and see each other, but not very often. Maybe three times a month if I am lucky. I just miss her. To make things worse. I fell last week and cracked my tail bone. You talk about painful!!!! Then my damn truck broke down. Fucking transmission went out on it. $2100 to fix. Things just aren't going good for me. I think i will sit at home and get drunk as fuck today. Thank you all for letting me vent I feel a hell of a lot better. Here is a very old picture of her and I together.

Its Time.....
its that time of year again when the mood strikes me to start a new novel, now if could only get them published...lol..well in the same theme, it will start with my favorite character. and this time im going back to the begining of when it all starts his journey into being a vampire...should be good...i hope...lol...we'll see how far i get in writing in these next few months...i know the last time, a few of my firends were " biting" at the bit to read more..yes i do tease and get recations to my storys...i do know a few of you would love to hear more....be patient my friends, be patient...

Small Woman, Big Heart
Soft are my caresses, Tender are my feelings Strong is my spirit, even under duress Shapely are my curves, Sensual is my body language Mysterious are my dark eyes, That will tell you no lies. Vibrant is my energy that infuses my body So softly and completely. My spirit dwells in my eyes, if you can see it Promising of love and tenderness. Can anyone truly see the real me without having to constantly be shown? When they overlook me so easily. Thinking that kindness of soul makes a woman boring. How I pity those people who think that way For, they cannot feel how her vivacious spirit sings In tribute to the harmony that is HER alone. A woman’s true sensuality Comes within her.... A part of her. It’s a part of who she is, a rare gift from nature. Oh how her heart weeps silently, Yet her strong spirit rebels at the negative intrusion Of those who always misunderstand her and quickly jump to conclusion. Yet she is accustomed to this blindness From most people who

What Is Samhain?
SAMHAIN October 31 (fixed) Welcome to Wicca 101 Pronounced "sow-in," Samhain is the time during which life and death walk hand in hand. On this day, the veil that separates the worlds (our plane of living and the plane of the dead) is at its thinnest. Many things are possible on this holiday. The God has arrived at the edge of live and is conceived as a seed that will be reborn soon. The Goddess in the form of the Crone rules, teaching us lessons and allowing our ancestors to guide us. Samhain is one of the most maligned and least understood holidays. Contrary to the modern media images of Satanic worship and animal sacrifice, Wiccans believe that this is a time to remember and honor those who have gone before us. Many of our current day Halloween activities are taken from this holiday. The jack-o-lanterns that we carve and place outside are evolutions of the ancient practice of leaving candles in windows to guide the dead to the underworld

The Prayer Of Refuge
A buddhist prayer I really like :) The Prayer of Refuge I take refuge untill I am enlightened in the buddhas, the dharma, and the sangha. Through the merit I create by practicing giving and the other perfections May I attain buddhahood for the sake of all sentient beings.

The God Damn Ham
a lady walks into a butcher store and say's "my husband's birthday is tonight and i want to cook his some ham. i want the best ham you got for sale". so the butcher say's "right here. this is the god damn ham." the lady shocked said "you can't say that. you know my husband is a preacher." the butcher say"s "this ham is from holland. thats what it's called there." so she say's "all right" and buy's it. later at home as shes cooking it, her husband comes home and say's "that smells good. what are you cooking dear?". she say's " the god damn ham". the husband say's " you don't need to get mad at me. i just asked a question is all. besides you know i'm a preacher". the wife say's " i got this at the butcher shop today. it's from holland and it's called the god damn ham over there". the husband say's "okay". later that night, the wife, husband, and son are sitting at the table to eat the birthday dinner. the husband tell's his wife "honey pass the god damn ham". the son then says " ALL RIGH

Me
I'm 23 I am married to a wonderful man,i am a bisexual,which my hubby loves,I love being with friends and family and anyone i can have fun with.I love the outdoors and riding quads and horses.if you want to know more just ask.also feel free to add me as a friend i love meeting new and interesting people

Twelve Nights Ch. 03
Twelve Nights Ch. 03 by Daevious © Part 3 "On the third day of Christmas, my lover gave to me, Three college boys, and an orgasm with her tongue. -S." OK, this can be dealt with. Don't leave the house, Mandy. Don't open the door, Mandy. Don't trust anyone, Mandy. That little devious cunt of a lover has been way too crafty in tying you up and screwing with your head. You just need to hide out here behind your deadbolt and wait it out. Right? But she has keys! Stay here and be trapped. Nope, not gonna happen to this girl. Mandy's fingers were driving her along to orgasm, her ass up in the air, still red two days after the paddling. Yep, go somewhere. Gotta hide out. Another orgasm rippled through her body. Mandy finally got out of bed around noon. Wraparound skirt, check. Thong so nothing was on her ass. Bra, blouse, overcoat, shoes. Out the door and off to the mall. Heh, try and find my butt here. I am so going to take this out of her hide when I catch her. She i

Luke
PLEASE PLAY THIS... LUKE WAS BORN WITH CF... CYSTIC FIBROSIS CF IS A TERMINAL ILLNESS, AT THE MOMENT THERES NO CURE, MEDICAL SCIENCE ARE STILL A LONG WAY YET FROM FINDING THE BREAK THROUGH... THE CF ON THE INTERNET ABOUT CF IS ACTUALLY 18 YEARS BEHIND, AND A CF PERSON CAN LIVE BEYOND THE 50 YEARS . .. LUKES IN HOSPITAL (ST JAMES IN LEEDS ON THE LIVER WARD) HE`S BEEN THERE 3 WEEKS SO FAR, MY SISTERS WITH HIM. AT THE MOMENTHE`S HAVING TESTS FOR HIS DIABETES, HE HAS TO NOW START USEING A NEEDLE. HIS LIVER HAS BADLY DETEREATED TO THE POINT WERE HE MAY NEED A TRANSPLANT... THIS IS MORE LIKELY THAN NOT. (WERE ALL JUST PRAYING) MY SISTER TOLD ME LUKE HAS BEEN INFORMED OF THIS... LUKE HAS A FOOD DRIP UP HIS NOSE AND INTO HIS STOMACH IN THE EVENING... HE WAS VERY UNDER WEIGHT BEFORE COMMING IN,WE WERE VERY CONCERNED, BECAUSE HE WAS BEING SICK ..VIOLENTLY EVERY DAY..2-4 TIMES EVERY DAY, HE`D LOST ALOT OF WEIGHT..AND IT WAS GETTIN VERY SERIOUS.. SO THE TUBE

I Need Luv
MORE EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO HER. I FOUND MYSELF CONSTANTLY LOOKING AT HER WHEN SHE WAS NOT LOOKING, WHEN SHE HAPPENED TO LOOK WHILE I WAS GAZING AT HER BEAUTY SHE MADE MY HEART STOP. I THEN WOULD QUICKLY TURN AWAY AND SWEAT WOULD CONSTANTLY POOR DOWN MY FACE AND UNDERARMS. SPEED STICK 24 HR. ACTION COULD NOT STOP MY PERSPIRATION. BACK IN THE SUMMER OF 2002, I REALIZED SHE LEFT HER JOB OR WENT ON VACATION. LUCKILY, SHE WAS JUST ON VACATION. THAT TWO WEEKS WHILE SHE WAS GONE ON VACATION, I FOUND MYSELF NOT REALLY MOTIVATED IN DOING MY JOB, I ALSO FOUND MYSELF EXTREMELY UNHAPPY. SO ONE DAY, I CAME IN AND THANK GOD SHE WAS SITTING AT HER DESK. I MADE IT A POINT NOT TO GO OVER AND SPEAK BECAUSE I DID NOT WANT TO GIVE HER THE IMPRESSION THAT I WAS ECSTATIC THAT SHE WAS BACK. I THOUGHT SHE WOULD PICK UP SOMKE VIBES THAT I ACTUALLY LIKED HER. I WAS ABLE TO AVOID HER UNTIL I WAS ON MY WAY OUT THE DOOR. I HEARD, "MARCUS, "MARCUS" IN A SOFT BEAUTIFUL VOICE. IT WAS HER SITTING AT

Guns N' Roses Sweet Child O' Mine Lyrics
She's got a smile that it seems to me Reminds me of childhood memories Where everything Was as fresh as the bright blue sky Now and then when I see her face She takes me away to that special place And if I stared too long I'd probably break down and cry Sweet child o' mine Sweet love of mine She's got eyes of the bluest skies As if they thought of rain I hate to look into those eyes And see an ounce of pain Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place Where as a child I'd hide And pray for the thunder And the rain To quietly pass me by Sweet child o' mine Sweet love of mine Where do we go Where do we go now Where do we go Sweet child o' mine

Because I Have Been Told My Pictures Look Like I Am Stripping
Stripped Ease A slow seduction the dance does begin Music and beat the drive of sweet sin Strip off my shirt it hit’s the floor Listen to the screams calling for more Grind to the beat hot sweat beads Lock eyes with women, fulfill their needs Tell them with a look their sexy I can tell Watch them in trance fall under my spell Strip off pants as I slide past the pole Set off the fires that consume the soul Crawl on the stage and touch me they do Lust gone wild my desires renew Song of lust and woman in love Into my g string dollars they shove All for the glance of a package they seek My gift of the moment was to make it less bleak By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Yea..i Wrote It..
well whip me beat me and call me fukked, if your kinky then your in luck.. take me baby..and dont be shy..i like my man to dream of me and no some guy. I am your heaven and i'm your dreams,and if you play your cards just right.. i can and will make you scream all damn night. I am a lover not a fighter but i can knock you out. come on baby.. you KNOW what I'm talkin about!! So hit me up if you want it.. now baby dont be shy.. you wanna moan and scream or do you want to lay down and cry? Biting licking,not your thing?? i need man that likes to moan and scream!! I will be your everything...but i need an answer now.. just how well do you know your girl.. can you answer that question for me now?

Hahah Battle Of The Sexes.. Blog Style..lol
HAHAHA ok...this was too adorable.. so i am posting it.. names have been removed to protect the innocent..lmao ---------------------------------------------- ANGEL-- IF U SAW ME IN YOUR BED!!!!! If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do? 1) go back to sleep 2) slap me 3) cuss me out 4) just tell me to leave 5) climb on top of me and cuddle 6) fuck me .... details please! 7) give me head 8) make me breakfast 9) ask me my name (LOL) 10) call the cops ------------------------------------- GUY-- It was a long hard night for u and me. I already slap your ass. The cops gave me the hand cuffs. This morning are we using last nights name or are own? I already call take out. I wake up on top of you. There is no fucking way I'm telling you to go because that was not in todays plane of things to do. An sleep was the last thing you said we were going to do. So should we do what we did last not or change it up some more? Can you remember last night

7 Kinds Of Sex
7 kinds of sex Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "fuck you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to cou

Cheddar-stuffed Chicken Breasts
Prep Time:15 min Start to Finish:45 min Makes:4 servings 4 boneless skinless chicken breast halves (1 1/4 pounds) 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon pepper 3 ounces Cheddar cheese 1 tablespoon butter or margarine, melted 1/4 cup salsa Chopped fresh cilantro, if desired 1. Heat oven to 375°F. Spray square pan, 9x9x2 inches, with cooking spray. Flatten each chicken breast half to 1/4-inch thickness between sheets of plastic wrap or waxed paper. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. 2. Cut cheese into 4 slices, about 3x1x1/4 inches. Place 1 slice cheese on center of each chicken breast half. Roll chicken around cheese, folding in sides. Brush butter over chicken rolls. Place chicken, seam sides down, in pan. 3. Bake uncovered about 30 minutes or until chicken is no longer pink in center. Serve with salsa. Sprinkle with cilantro. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 260 (Calories from Fat 125 ); Total Fat 14 g (Saturated Fat 8 g); Cholesterol 105 mg; Sodium 430 mg; Total Car

I'm Really Scared
I am really scared right now. My Aunt Cathy which is who I live with has Chondrosarcoma Cancer. She has been on radiation and chemotherapy and it isn't working. Instead the tumors have been growing. Now not only are the tumors growing but she is falling all the time. She has fallen 10 times or more in 3 weeks. Last night she fell and hit her head on the floor extremely hard. I am really scared for her and scared that she might die or be comatose. She would hate that more than almost anything. She is scared too which means that she takes it out on me. I don't mind helping her at all but sometimes it is just so overwhelming. What if one of these days she falls and I am not here to help her? Or what if she falls and gets seriously hurt. She needs to have surgery because if she doesn't she might be paralized but if she does have the surgery she might not walk again and if she does walk she will probably have to have a walker. I don't know what to do with all of this. What am I s

Too Unique To Be Understood...
This actually goes with my post Fire is the desire I will be Me the noise of this world presents a cheap imitation, demanding i listen, obey or miss out. compelling it is as I mostly submit, hoping my fire desired will be found in its midst. Hopeless, i find it, I do admit. Submit I say,no longer, I will not. I will be me. just wait and see. deny you can't as unique I'll be. just wait and see. I'll prove to you how different I'll be. Just wait and see. Set apart like no other, different, yes, I must be. Just wait and see. I need to be me, unique, not like any other indeed, you will see. Indeed I succeed in separating myself. Set apart, above, on the top shelf. I am here, I made it, for all to see..... Still empty still hopeless how can that be. Where is everyone I wanted to show.. they need to see.. they need to know. all this work it wasn't for me it was for everyone else to see just how unique I could make myself be. A small voice from down deep could be silent

Bridezilla
I can't stand this anymore, i just can't stand it. i hate weddings, i absolutely fucking hate them. weddings should die and cease to exist. everything has to be fucking perfect. well guess what? i dont' give a damn how the fucking chairs need to be completely straight. i don't want to decorate, i don't want to wear a dress, i don't want to wear makeup, and i don't want to wear high heals!!! yes i love you but i can't deal w/ your bridezilla bullshit right now!!!! i don't want to be around all these people that i'm never gonna see again. i'm sick people telling me what to do and how to do it. guess what? i'm already doing it so don't tell me to do it and how to do it. it looks fine. basically what it all comes down to is i'm jealous. i'm jealous of your love. i'm jealous that i'm never gonna be able to have a wedding. i'm never gonna walk down the isle and see my loved one at the other end. i'm not gonna be able to bitch and complain because it's my day and it's gonna be

For A Special Guy....
Sun spots cast a glare in my eyes, sometimes i forget im alive, i feel it coming and i gotta get out of it's way, i hear them calling and i come cuz i cant dissobay, i should not listen and i shouldnt believe but i do, yes i do. he turns me on, he makes me real, i have to appologize for the way i feel, my life it seems has taken a turn, my name has to get returned, peel up our skin were going to burn what we were to the ground, fucking the fires and we'll spread all the ashes around, i wanna kill away the rest of whats left and i do. yes i do, he turns me on, he makes me real, i have to apologize for the way i feel, But nothing can stop me now, there is nothing to fear, and everything id ever want, is him inside of me

Questions
i thought of this when i was going through my bullentin board.. Who is the judges of these contest? what makes one person more beautiful than the other? what happens when one person may hold the beauty on the outside but is a complete horrible person on the inside? does anyone take in consideration on how this may hurt one or more people? have they consider that some people on here are just insensitive to others? (the ones that rate a lower than a 6) or be sitting behind thier screen and laughin? i see alot people asking "help me raise up a level'. i think i did this once.. and i am truly sorry. anymore it isnt on the level of the cherry. i learned that i will get there when i can. i rather have friends than just move up a level. It seems more and more of the late people are just nuts. so many bad things happen to this world and it doesnt stop. it keeps going on and on and on. the hatefulness, judging, lying, makin fun of others and the hypocritical part is certain people ca

What Love Is.........
Last night was reading blogs from top bloggers and came across a poem from Jellybean "Issues" It was a Poem that needed ananswer or ending. So I wrote one.. You need to go to Jellybean (Top Blogs and read her Issues Poem to get whole story) . Issues Answered.... If my love doth require your change it's selfish desires are not worthy of your heart The sweet love would be but sour wine If my love noticed not the depths and lengths of your painfull pursuit Any thought of your sweet sacrifice is but a disgrace, not worthy of you Your issues and flaws are but a speck against the size of your heart That they are even noticed by my eyes would prove me ahypocrit and prove me unworthy again Oh but it is not my tongue that is hungry but my soul. A taste of you lips or a touch of you hips will not satisfy. Only a full drink of you will appease but then only for a moment. Words words, will only contaminate the pure intensity of my passion as you will feel your name bei

How Does It Feel?
How does it feel to know ur destiny has been altered in a blink. ur actions have lead to dreams tarnished and expectations be put to sleep. Your smile which once weakened me , i now see the smirk. Your touch what i once craved now makes me question my sanity. I wish ur commitment to me was as strong as ur commitment to destroying my faith. In u i found my life preserver, in u i found the strength to not continue but to progress. In u i saw the exception and the rule and they all said my love was meant for you. In you i saw peace. Secure in ur moment helped me overcome fear. Relaxation in ur kisses taught me to crave again. but ultimately In you I found unsupported foundations and unwilling permits....E.D.M.L

Did A Little Wheeling This Afternoon
I like Big 4x4 Trucks, 4 Wheeling, Muddin, Photography, And Most Of All I Love Fishing, especially with my Family and Friends. Did a little wheeling this afternoon, check out my photos.I'm driving the black Ford Ranger truck, my friend Matt is driving his white Range Rover our friend Twig was driving the Blue Jeep Wrangler, The Stuck Chevrolet was driven by Ray, and a couple other people joined in the fun of wheeling as well.

All Yours
What are you doing? What are you thinking? What are you wanting? Every moment my eyes don't see you, every moment my ears don't hear you, every moment my arms don't feel you, my heart does. I may not be in your presence, but I feel you everytime I breath. I feel u everytime I think about tomorrow, everytime I want more moments , and everytime I want you. What does your heart feel? What does your heart want. Do you want the kisses we shared, shared with others? Do u want good night and good morning kisses shared with others? Do you want me to hear I love you from someone other then who is destined to be my wife? My kisses are yours , my heart is yours, my love is yours, and my soul is waiting for you to agree...

Another Depressing Poem... Well, Work In Progress... Written A Few Days Ago... I Know I Said I'd Not Write Many Of These, But I'm A Very Dark Soul...
Falling again Drowning in a pit of blood and tears Who was she trying to fool? All along Her eyes created a hole in the mask So everyone could see it all… And laugh How pathetic is the girl Who’s afraid to cry… But can’t seem to help it How pathetic is the one The one who lives only for the sake of another How pathetic is this girl Hiding behind a dark and ruthless gaze… Then fawning a smile?

Black Art Of Death
How many times can a man die? Or should I say how long can you stay alive when all your blood is gone. To find out you must go to the dark side and fight evil to know that evil is the reason you are here now and forever. Only I can help you escape the dark world are you ready to enter ?. Come on in and join me as we fight evil together side by side if you dare?

Standing
standing here all day listening to wind blow my way seeing the rain come near missing you so much my dear just before the rain falls down tears of joy begin feeling you oh so near smelling your fragrance on the breeze wet now from the rain soothing my pains away for i know know pure joy cause i found my lady i jump with excitement hearing your voice chills run down my spine knowing you are near hoping you know i love you so dear

Different
How are we so "different"? If "different" is just a thing. If we all have certain features, What does "different" bring? People filled with hatred, Can't possibly see, That there's not really "differences" Between you and me. Looks can't show "difference", If they're just there to be seen. If you don't look like someone else, Why are they so mean? If being "different" is what is wrong, I'd rather not be right. And I'd want to finish living, Doing the "different" fight.

This Fuckin Sucks
Ok for the past 3 days I have been in alot of pain. I thought I had just pinched my lower back but that wasn't it. So today I go to a doctor to find out it is a spider bite. It hurts to stand or sit. I can't really play with my kids and I a really pissed about it. The spider that bit me is one luck some bitch cause if I had caught it he would have been really hurt. So now I am stuck taking anibiotics for a spider bite right at the top of my butt crack. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH this hurts like shit!!!!

Horny?
You scored as Very horny. You are very horny. You have a lot of desire. You get hard or wet very easily. Be careful to not let your sex drive go too far. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Very horny75%Super Horny63%A little horny50%Normal Horny50%Not horny0%How horny are you? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Fetsh Party Tonight!!!
HEy LC. To anyone who happens to read this, I am going to a Halloween Fetsh Party tonight. It is not a house party kind of thing. It is being hosted be a store here in Ft. Lauderdale called the Fetish Factory! Goto FetishFactory.com so you can see pics of what might happen there tonight. I have never been to a part like this, so I am a bit nervous especially considering what I am gonna be wearing. I will be wearing Bondage Pants, and nothing else. Thats right boys and girls, i'll be topless. I will try and take pics before I go inside the party(they have banned cameras and camera phones) I will post any I take her for anyone who wants to see them. So I am off to jump in the shower and star getting ready. I'll let ya'll know what happened tomorrow!

My Best Friend
Thoughts of you dance through my mind and I cannot help but smile. I cherish the hours we spend together for they bring me unending joy peace, happiness and security. Many times words are left unspoken but I know in my heart you understand exactly how I feel. You are my friend, my hero, my confidant... the one person to see me through all the madness. You mean more to me than I could ever truly express but I hope someday I will find the words. Until then know that you are everything that is right in the world, and no single person will ever compare to the way I see you!

Canadians Who Gave There Lives In The Ause Of Peace!!!
Canadians who gave their lives in the cause of peace while serving with United Nations Peacekeeping Missions 1. A/BGen H.H. ANGLE, RCAC, UNMOGIP, 17 JUL 1950 2. Spr R.H. VEZINA, RCE, UNEF I, 09 MAR 1957 3. Lt C.C. VAN STRAUBENZEE, RCAC, UNEF I, 10 MAY 1957 4. Cpl K.E. PENNELL, RC SIGS, UNEF I, 15 SEP 1957 5. Pte B.O. ADAMS, RCASC, UNEF I, 20 SEP 1957 6. Sgt I.L. STARK, RCE, UNEF I, 27 SEP 1957 7. Tpr R.E. McDAVID, RCAC, UNEF I, 29 NOV 1957 8. Pte I.A. SAWYER, RCASC, UNEF I, 22 APR 1958 9. Sig N.E. MASON, RC SIGS, UNEF I, 15 MAR 1958 10. LCol G.A. FLINT, PPCLI, UNTSO, 26 MAY 1958 11. Cpl J.T. ROBERTS, RCASC, UNEF I, 10 JUN 1958 12. Cpl G.S. PORTER, CProC, UNEF I, 23 APR 1959 13. Maj H. MOREWOOD, RCOC, UNEF I, 26 JUL 1959 14. Tpr R.H. ALLAN, RCAC, UNEF I, 28 NOV 1959 15. Pte A.T. HURST, RCASC, UNEF I, 04 FEB 1960 16. Cpl G.A. GAUTHIER, RCASC, UNEF I, 20 FEB 1960 17. Tpr R.J. WILEY, RCAC, UNEF I, 07 SEP 1961 18. Sgt R.H. MOORE, RC SIGS, ONUC, 06 OCT 1961 19. Cpl J

Good Friends
Thank you to those that have helped me in my most time of needs. I know I do not take the time to thank you and I should. There is one really good friend that has done so much for me when he did not have to. You know who you are. I am very greatful that you have helped me in the most wonderful ways. If it were not for you, I would not have some of the things that I have today. You have shown me that you are what they call a TRUE FRIEND. I do not have many of those so I cherish the few that I do have. Anyways, this friend gave me the best advice. Just be yourself and others will like you for you and if not then they are not worth the time. I have learned that about a lot of people. Jealousy is not a good thing when it comes to friends. I have learned the hard way with some friends. So....everyone I think you should take the time to thank those that have helped you. A friend of mine just told me that. Cherish what you have and do not take advantage of what you have or are given. Take

Northeast Winter Storm Warnings
well old man winter is serving up round one for the season , snow and high winds, looks like its gonna be a busy night !!!! stay tuned and i will fill you in on the details when i get them or come back home from the firehouse

Brain Pattern
Your Brain's Pattern You have a dreamy mind, full of fancy and fantasy. You have the ability to stay forever entertained with your thoughts. People may say you're hard to read, but that's because you're so internally focused. But when you do share what you're thinking, people are impressed with your imagination. What Pattern Is Your Brain?

How's My Karma?
Not real into Karma, but what the heck...? You Have Good Karma In general, you like to do the right thing when it comes to others. Your caring personality really shines through. Sure, you have your moments of weakness - and occasionally act out. But, all in all, you're karma is good... even with those few dark spots. How's Your Karma?

Dont Be Doin This
have you ever had someone tell you things and then act like they swear it to you ? well recently i have found this out and i dont like it. i mean yea ok tell a person something...make them believe it and then they got to go find out for them selfs that someone else is being told the very same thing? well DOO NOT BE DOIN THIS TO ME !!! find someone else to screw over there feelings with so yeah to that someone my profile song is to you.. hope you enjoy!!!

Rejection And How To Deal With It
Free Newsletter http://www.drturi.com/news/ Rejection and How To Deal with It With the statistics pointing out to more than 75% of relationships ending up with failure we will all have to experience refutation a few times during the course of our life and one of the most difficult experiences to deal with is indeed "rejection". Rejection may come from many sources and some of those causes can be somehow ridiculous for some but extremely serious for others. Incidentally the most common reason for rejection is a feeling of inadequacy and a fear of failure from your partner. Regardless of the reason your significant other is dropping you is still devastating to the ego. The list is endless but let me mention a few reasons why you could be dropped. A lack of communication A lack of chemistry A lack of mental support A lack of sexual activity A lack of understanding A lack of good health A lack of spirituality One must remember that you can only perceive

Lost Secrets Of The Ancient World
Lost secrets By their pure representation, Tiahuanaco, the Pyramids of Egypt, Ba'albek and numerous sacred sites all over the world, project some light, reflecting bygone civilizations and their incredible enigmas. All of these edifices must have left printed or carved material for future generations and indeed they did. I have gathered some well-documented information pertaining to the many crimes committed against mankind, in a combination of greed, ignorance fueled by fear and a specific religious agenda. Julio Cesar carries with him the heavy responsibility of setting the first fire in the Alexandria Library, where erudite "Ptolemme Soter" assembled an incredible inventory of over 700,000 books representing much of the totality of the human knowledge, since the dawn of time. Four centuries later, another fire started by an ignorant bunch of vandals, completely destroying the remaining of this extraordinary knowledge. In the year 641, this spiritual site was finally remove

Driving Age
Last weekend in Sydney three tennage boys were killed in a car accident ages 16 & 17 yr olds their funerals were Friday & Saturday The driver went to all 3 anyway speed was a big faxctor as always but these kids never learn. Then a L plater was clocked 80Km past speed limit on her own without supervision this is becoming ridiculous the age for Learner drivers here is 16 which i think is to young, anyway i just wish these kids would learn that speed kills no matter how long they have had their licence. I think the age limit should be lifted to 21 but know that wont happen, just wish kids would take it easy on the roads & respect the car they are driving its not a toy the problem is today kids think they are invincible pity its not true. what are your views?

Pathetic Pathetic Pathetic...
So I get asked out on a date yesterday but I already had plans with a friend of mine so I didn't go. He was begging to take me out to dinner or to go get a drink somewhere. So tonight, I say are you still up for the date, and he goes "well just come over here to my house" Ok for one thing. I have never met this man before. he lives in my town. I don't just go over to strangers houses to meet them. Secondly, he is kind of pervy and always talks about how he'd like to have his way with me (these kind of things I do not care about, words are just words, blah)... So I keep telling him that I'm NOT going to just go over there so he can maybe take advantage of me. I suggest going out and he thinks every place in town will be packed cuz it's Halloween. WHATEVER so I'm sitting here in a cute v-neck sweater and new jeans and my new boots and have no where to go. Men. SUCK. And that other guy I spoke of. Still has not called. I sent him a message asking what he was up to

Condom Questions
A father and his little boy went into a local drugstore to pick up a prescription. While in the store. the little boy was browsing around and came upon a rather large display for condoms. The little boy looked at all the brightly colored packages and the different types and quantities. Then, suddenly, the little boy finds his father and asks him, "Daddy, what are all those condoms?" The father, stuttered, and said, "Well, they are for protection, son. Protection from diseases when a man and a woman make love." The little boy contemplated the concept for a few moments and then asked, "Then why do these come in a package of three? The father coyly answered, "Those are for young men in high school. One for Friday night, Saturday night, and Sunday afternoon." "UH-HUH" said the little boy, "then, why are these in packages of six?" The father smirked, "Those are for young men in college. There are two for Friday night, two for Saturday, and two Sunday afternoon." "WOW" said t

Costumes
A couple was going to a costume party. The husband was unsure of what costume to wear. His wife was telling him to hurry or they would be late for the party. She was walking down the stairs from the bedroom, completely naked except on her feet were a big old floppy pair of boots. "Where is your costume?" the husband asked. "This is it," replied his wife. "What the hell kind of costume is that???" asked the husband. "Why, I am going as Puss and Boots," explains the wife. "Now hurry and get your costume on." The husband went upstairs and was back in about 2 minutes. He also was completely naked except he had a rose vase slid over his penis. "What the hell kind of costume is that???" asked the wife. "I am a fire alarm," he replied. "A fire alarm?" she repeated laughing. "Yes," he replied. "In case of fire break the glass, pull twice and I come."

Ok, Please Read
I come into the bedroom to see love from all my cherries. It took me two and a half hours to send love to all my cherries for Halloween today (in a form of a comment, I'm sure you all received it, the skeletons fucking around, the video and then my tag) I do take the time to show love to all my friends, because I appreciate each and every one. If I could, I would have you all as my family. You all cheer me up, and lately I've needed it. I'm not gonna say why because I don't want pity, and I want this to stand on it's own two feet, not with some other bullshit tagged on. So I became friends with Love Sex n Death and thought he was so great I made a sign and held it and took a pic for him because he asked me to, about his band (LSD). He was in my family list. Enough said. So I go through all the trouble of sending everyone halloween greeting and this is what I get as my comment. It's still on my page if you don't belive me: Love Sex n Death 2006-10-28 20:29:28 WHAT THE FUCK

Halloween Party Pics Are Up
As promised the halloween costume party pics are up and I look like shit but its all good. It was a decent night of being left out of conversations and ignored for the most part since I am not actually a CVS or Sav-On pharmacy team member but what can I say? It was a night out nonetheless.

Angels Weep
Angels Weep Angels weep within me, as I gaze onto your bed. And find envy of such things, as the pillow neath thy head. The night she holds you sweetly, And my eyes can't turn away. Just watching as your sleeping, gazing where you lay. Do not wake sweet angel, let me wacth you more I pray. For soon i will be woken, and you'll be a world away. Angels weep within me, as we whisper of this sight. I weep myself my darling, for the wish to kiss goodnight. DJ

Hormone Hostage
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER:Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST:Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine. DANGEROUS:Are you wearing that? SAFER:Wow, you sure look good in brown! SAFEST:WOW! Look at you! ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine DANGEROUS:What are you so worked up about? SAFER:Could we be overreacting? SAFEST:Here's my paycheck. ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine. DANGEROUS:Should you be eating that? SAFER:You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST:Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine. DANGEROUS:What did you DO all day? SAFER:I hope you didn't over-do it today. SAFES

Yaaaaaaay!
so tonight some friends surprised me with a late birthday present....like 2 months late but sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo worth it....they took me to see WICKED.....the musical about the witches of OZ....it.....was.......RAD. fucking amazing...you gotta see it.....this is why chicago rules...we rule.....lick me

Tuff Gurl Am I
I'm sure you've all seen muh new pix.... Just wanted to give a full explanation...... I was NOT beaten up by a guy.... well persay. I was in a fight yes, with a guy yes.... I had a run in with the creepy atalker tonight. It was not fun and I would rather not have had to do what I did. I climbed out my bedroom window and walked around in the snow for 2 hrs came home and he was till lurking,, so I took matters into my own hands. Simple as that. I shouldn't have done it and I payed the price ..... BUT YOU SHOULD SEE HIM! MUCH LOVE TO ALL MY LOVES N LOVERS

Dreams
What are they? Imagined hopes that our life will be different from what they are? We all tend to have them and very few reach them or achive them. But do we really need them? Honestly. Granted it is hopes and dreams that make some people reach a point where they can benifit mankind. But unfortunatley that is so rolled up with profiting from it that the true effect on the human race is lost in the sounds of money being counted. I have had dreams and things that I have wished for myself. Things that would not make me rich and some that would. But I don't care if I ever reach them or not. It is a case of "If I do then great If not then I have lost nthing I didn't have" But people strive so hard for these dreams now days that nothing else matters. Many hurt others along the way and inevitably hurt themselves. Tryting to reach an Ideal place that does not actually suit them. Sometimes settling for second best can make a person happier than reaching a goal. But who knows

Loss
There is something about this time of year - with the trees coming into full bloom, among the renewed life cyle of Mother Nature - that brings forth a certain hollowness that is hidden deep within my core. It's not the reminders of the love I do not have, but the love I've had that has slipped away into another realm. It is the memories of those souls who have touched me the deepest, the ties that bind which should never break, that have seemingly unnaturally been severed. It is the deepest of bonds that have been broken, and in turn have left me slightly broken. May 29, 2003 an angel was born into my life. He was called Brayden, and though he wasn't from my body, his spirit was and is eternally bonded closer with mine than any I've come across. He wasn't supposed to live after his second week on this earth. At first, I couldn't bring myself to see him. I didn't want to love someone else whom I was going to lose. I finally mustered up the courage to see this tiny gift. I'll never fo

Updated Pics
I posted new pics.. I have about 80 pics now.. some "naughty". Not sure why it didn't send out an alert thingy that I added photos but I did, so check them out!! Rate and comment.. Thx!! Oh and be sure to check each album!! -Ghetto Barbie PS. Leave me some love on my voice comment thingy on my page :)

Asking For A Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour. I work at great depth. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. I'm always on call. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Yours sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear P. Niss, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have Raised: The administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end o

Southern Charm
Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the JFK airport. The first lady was an arrogant NYC woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South. When the conversation centered on whether they had any children the NYC woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me." The lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz." Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamon d bracelet." Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?" "My husband sent me to charm sc

For ..........why Is Trick Or Treating...
Why Trick Or Treating Is Better Than Sex 10. You Are Guaranteed To Get At Least A Little Something In The Sack. 9. If You Get Tired You Can Wait 10 Minutes And Go At It Again. 8. The Uglier You Look, The Easier It Is To Get Some. 7. You Don't Have To Compliment The Person Who Gives You Some. 6. It's Okay When The Person You're With Fantasizes You're Someone Else, Because You Are. 5. Twenty Years From Now You'll Still Enjoy Candy. 4. If You Don't Like What You Get, You Can Always Go Next Door. 3. It Doesn't Matter If The Kids Hear You Moaning And Groaning. 2.. Less Guilt The Morning After. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX . . . . . . 1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD ! !

Snow Flakes
the snow has begun softly it falls covering the land in white so pure so dear changing the lanscape as it falls down so much like our love always so near warm by the fire snuggled up close looking out the window at our white host slumber takes us as our evening comes slowly the snow falls til morning comes

My Birthday
So my dad is coming today to spoil me becauce my birthday is in 2 weeks!I love spending daddy's money. Can you tell I'll always be a daddys girl LOL. So he wants to buy us a new entertainment center so I was like SWEET!Jamie will have to put it together for me YAY. Furniture is always a good gift. That goes in the same catigory as money... always fits! So I sound shallow, always out to spend money. But it is my birthday, doesn't that count for something?

What A Bandit!
Well we had Austyn's party yesterday and it was lots of fun! Austyn went to work with Daddy while Me, Daddy Kevin & Bekka went and set up. We had fun celebratin with Me & Daddy Kevin & Bekka, Daddy, Nanny & Paw Paw, Aunt Debbie & Uncle Mike & Loren & Cathy & Ayonna, G-Ma & Grampy & G-ma Myrtle, Aunt Tracy & Uncle Rick, Tricia & Brian, Courtney & Nicole, Chris, Jamie & Arnold & Cody & Baby Rach, Aunt Ang & Dom & Ethan, Uncle Kenny & Patrick & Cameron & Gracie & Briana, Uncle James & Aunt Wendy & Payton, Missy & Mike & Melidya. He got some loud noisy toys..he loves his drum set! =) So thank u all for makin his party such a blast! We love u guys!

Another One For Our Troops
I sat in my seat of the Boeing 767 waiting for everyone to hurry and stow their carry-ons and grab a seat so we could start what I was sure to be a long, uneventful flight home. With the huge capacity and slow moving people taking their time to stuff luggage far too big for the overhead and never paying much attention to holding up the growing line behind them, I simply shook my head knowing that this flight was not starting out very well. I was anxious to get home to see my loved ones so I was focused on my issues and just felt like standing up and yelling for some of these clowns to get their act together. ! I knew I couldn't say a word so I just thumbed thru the "Sky Mall" magazine from the seat pocket in front of me. You know it's really getting rough when you resort to the over priced, useless sky mall crap to break the monotony. With everyone finally seated, we just sat there with the cabin door open and no one in any hurry to get us going although we were well past

New Preamble To The Constitution
Subj: NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION This is probably the best e-mail I've seen in a long, long time. The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Aye from GA. This guy should run for President one day... "We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights." ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally a

An Old Farmer's Advice
An Old Farmer's Advice * Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. * Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance. * Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. * Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled. * Meanness don't jes' happen overnight. * Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. * Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. * It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. * You cannot unsay a cruel word. * Every path has a few puddles. * When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. * The best sermons are lived, not preached. * Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. * Don't judge folks by their relatives. * Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. * Live a good honorable life. Then when you get older and t

Viewing Boobs
I figured the title would get you in here.I know I am gonna get a bunch of hell for this one but here goes: I would venture to guess that at least 7 out of 10 pics I see on here are boobs, or sexual in nature, yet women continue to complain that they are tired of being treated as sexual objects. Now I kind of understand it coming from the young ones, because well they are teaming with hormones and just experiencing their sexual power. However, for the more mature ladies. If you don't want to be treated as simply a sexual object, than don't post your sexual "objects" for the world to gawk at. I just don't get it. Men are visually stimulated and if you want to be considered as something other than an sperm depository than maybe wait until you know someone a little better before sharing your intimate photos. You are perpetuating the problem for all of us who are tired of being sex objects first and people with intelligence and wisdom to offer 2nd. First impressions are everythi

Work
A dangerous new virus is being distributed electronically. It is called the Worm Overload Recreation Killer (WORK). You can get WORK from your boss or colleagues. Do not touch it. The virus will wipe out your private life. If you come into contact with WORK, there are two antidotes. You can purchase Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). They're available at your local grocery store. Take repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated.

Blow
Blowjob Etiquette (by a female) 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair fr

When It Hurts!
How can u fall in love someone one day then be expected to turn around and not love them then next day? This is not possible for someone who really does love and care for the other... and if someone can do that.. then something is wrong with you or you really dont know what love is. I just so happen to know what love is... im older and wiser then you and one really does know how it feels to love when they have their first born!

Ditched
so i went to go to the movies with this kid i really liked last night to see saw3 well by tha time they got there the tickets were sold out so him n his friend calld up there friends who were also coming n they decided to go to a different movie thearter i couldnt leave cuz my ride was coming at 9 so i got stuck there for 2 fucking hours thank god i new a few ppl who were working cuz i woulda been bord outta my mind.. but i mean what kinda guy does that fucking invited u n then ditches u.. oh yea he liked me alot.. sorry just really pissd.. n idk if u think i have a right to b but i think i do

It's That Time Of The Year Again.
Yeah so it's Halloween, which is super exciting. Friday night Vic and I went to my friends' party. It was fucking great. I dressed him up as a chick, I wish I had pictures. Haha, He had a 3 foot long wig, pink shirt, school girl plaid skirt, pink fishnets, and these stupid shoes. I dressed up as a stupid butterfly. I looked cute, but it was last minute. Anyways, you know how it goes.. you get drunk, stupid, and pass out. We passed out on a couch. He had most of the couch, meaning I had ONE cushion to curl up on and I had to use HIS BUTT for a pillow, hahaha! It makes you wonder how many times your face got farted on throughout the night. We woke up around 11 and walked home. It was so funny watching him walk like that in broad daylight. All kinds of people in cars were just staring him down like "what the hell is that?" The cops checked him out, it was great. The only bad thing about any of it was how sick I was all day yesterday. I didn't have a hangover, but I felt like a truck h

Sign Board
Sign Board The Smart Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic built-up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day Farmer John called the sheriffs office and said, "You ve got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens." "What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff. "I dont care," said Farmer John. "Just do something about these crazy drivers!" So the next day, he had the county workers go out and erected a sign that said, SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING. Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "Youve got to do something about these drivers. The school crossing sign seems to make them go even faster." So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a new sign that said, SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY. But that sped them up even more! So Farmer J

Thinking About
thinking about taking some time off of this site. it's a fun site, don't get me wrong, but i find that i just don't want to sit on the computer as much as i used to. i have a fantastic boyfriend who i adore more than words. keep leaving some love and i'll return the favor. have a great holiday season everyone!!

All The Things,
All the things we would have, could have done All the memories my sore heart spun All the wonderful nights spent in glee Keep coming back and haunting me Every walk around the block brings pain Every person holding hands deems shame Every romance trying to take my soul Is breaking me, I hate it all. All the wonderful smiles, stupendous glares All the dreams I keep having, thinking you're there All the people reminding me of our mistake Keeps killing me softly, it's making me break Every tear that keeps falling is staining my cheeks Every thought of you shakes me, Every moment I'm weak Every night is true horror, a dreadful disaster And each time I keep running, But pain comes much faster And so I keep trying to let this point fade But I'm tripping on sorrow, on all I forbade; And all the love I ignored; All I couldn't see, Is binding me slowly, not breaking me free.

Someone Gave Me A Rating!!!wow!!
I am really new to this site.and someone appearantly gave my profile a rating of "10". like wow,who ever you are out there in "cherry land",I really really appreciate this alot. you know your my friend already,who ever you may be. so thank you very very much.

Thanx To You All
Thanx To You All Current mood: thankful As most of you know i was given the most beautiful gift a grand mother could recieve..a precious lil' grand-daughter, being a nan to two lil' boys this lil' angel was a blessing for me...she is now 10 days old and i am still over-whelmed with joy...just like being lifted on a cloud that you can't come dowm off... I am posting this blog today to thank all my friends for their support, comments, compliements on my lil' angel... but most of all the love of friendship...You are all special to me and will remain in my heart forever...you have certainly made a difference in my life with your comments to my page and your mails. A special heartfelt Thanx to you all.... Hugs From Sweet

What Is Love Really?....
Tell me what love is? i really want to know.....all kinds of love not just im in love shit.....i have very few people i trust left everyone seems to want to hurt me? what did i do?......i just need to blow off steam just let me know how you feel and what you believe it is

Mars And Venus
Mars and Venus 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female Any part under a car’s hood. Male The strap fastener on a woman’s bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another Male Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner Male Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n Female A desire to get married and raise a family. Male Not trying to pick up other women while out with one’s girlfriend. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v. Female A good movie, concert, play or book. Male Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female An embarrassing by-product of digestion. Male A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female A device for changing from one TV channel to ano

Wow.
Your Deadly Sins Gluttony: 100% Greed: 100% Lust: 100% Sloth: 100% Envy: 80% Pride: 80% Wrath: 80% Chance You'll Go to Hell: 91% You'll die from food poisoning - and then the natives will feast on your fatty limbs. How Sinful Are You?

The Facts:i Don't Think It Is As Much As The Name Change, But What It Was Changed To,and What Happens When Babyjesus Gets Checked Into Rehab! Lol! Are
The Facts:I don't think it is as much as the name change, but what it was changed to,And what happens when babyjesus gets checked into rehab! LOL! Are we going to change the name to "SoberCherry." LOL I don't think it is as much of the name change that is bothering us, but what is was changed to. And YES there is a sexual community site called LostCherries.com! And yes I have had to explain that this site was not that site. And if you haven't noticed there is a lot of porn on here anyway. So what now where are a drinking site. There is no lesser of two evils here. And what happens when babyjesus gets checked into rehab! LOL! Are we going to change the name to "SoberCherry." LOL CherryTap has no marketable kind of ring to it. The acronym of the LC was appealing and relateable to the OC. The CT just doesn't have that same ring. Makes me think someone needs a brain scann, which may not be far from the truth. Kind of like KFC formerly know as Kentucky Fried Chicken, the

Ahh Love.
You Are 75% Passionate, 25% Compassionate You are very passionate, especially when it comes to love. In fact, it's sometimes difficult for you to tell between love and lust. You jump in head first, and figure things out later... usually when it's all over! Is Your Love Style Passionate or Compassionate?

Gamestop Sucks
okay i bought a game from gamestop and i went home and put it in my ps2, it said "error please reset" so i did the it said it again and i did it 5 more times and it said "error please reset". i finaly took it out and looked at the disk and it was a FUCKING BLUERAY DISK WITH THOUSANDS OF SCRATCHES ON IT! i got so pissed i was going to return it but i keep forgetting to! IT WAS THE WORST GAMESTOP EVER! damn gamestop

"wanting You"
"Wanting You" You are so amazing When I look into your eyes I feel nothing but cravings You make me feel so ecstatic Chills rush down my spine My heart beats fast I feel warmth throughout my body All I hope for is just one kiss Your sweet lips against mine My arms around you Holding you until the end of time

Photo Manipulation
I really love when people make me cool fan art photos of me. Sketched or digitally manipulated, I love them both. So, if anyone wants to make some fan art, feel free. You can email it to me at vv@viciousvamp.com with the subject "fan art". Also, if you'd like to see some of my current fan art, you can check it out in my gallery on my website or in my "fan art" gallery on here.

Our Country-john Mellencamp
I can stand beside Things I think are right And I can stand beside The idea of stand and fight And I do believe There’s a dream for everyone This is our country There's room enough here For science to live And there's room enough here For religion to forgive And try to understand The other people of this world This is our country That poverty could be Just another ugly thing And bigotry could be Seen only as obscene And the ones that run this land Will help the poor and common man This is our country The dream will never leave And some day it will come true And it’s up to me and you To do the best that we can do And let the voice of freedom Sing out through this land This is our country From the east coast To the west coast Down the Dixie Highway Back home This is our country **Right on John**

Feminine V/s Masculine
You Are 73% Feminine, 27% Masculine You are in touch with your feminine side. Sensitive, intuitive, and caring are all words that describe you. And you're just masculine enough to relate to both men and women. Are You Masculine or Feminine?

Phew
You Are 31% Feminine, 69% Masculine You are in touch with your masculine side. You are not overly sensitive and not easily moved. Occasionally, though, something will get through and touch your heart! Are You Masculine or Feminine?

A Side Of Me That You All Never Knew Some Do But Now All Do
I know some of you I talk to on a daily basis know my beliefs in the heavenly father and alot of you don't but in this blog I want to tell you alittle more about who I am an what I am about. For a few months I had walked away from the heavenly father which is probably a shock to some of my closer friends who know me very well but some changes have taken in my life that brought me back to reality and made me realize just "what the heck was i thinking and where the heck have I been". Sometimes in life we tend to get lost and find ourself in a darker place but if we continue on that path that we have found ourself on we may never find the light at the end of the tunnel again thank god for me it was shown to me again. i have done some pretty stupid things in recent weeks I have probably hurt well I know I hurt some very close and special people to me and in which I am sincerely sorry for my actions and i just hope they know that if it weren't for them and they know who they are I wouldn't

Death In My Family
The only girl in my life who would never leave my side is gone. She never let me down, but i left her. But when i came home after so many years she still remebered and loved me. Amazing how much something so small can affect your life in such a large way. Going to miss you nick. Good Dog. Times like these shows you who your real friends are....

Vote More
just found out you can leave more then one comment on the best bod contest please come back an vote as many tymes as u can!!!!! Come on guys theres a chick on there that her husband has posted over 700 comments on i deserve to win i was winning by a long shot b4 her husband started leaving a million comments at a tyme.......you can leave as many as you want they can all be the same they dont even have to be a work just a smily face or anyting just vote for me...the people that i see leave the most will get a special pic taken specially for them with there name on my body anywhere they want saying anything they want and mad love to allyou guys who leave comments!!!!

Important Notice
This is a follow up to my last blog. I do believe there was some misunderstanding that I need to clear up. Someone that I don't know, that has never spoken to me, joined my page. Since said person joined my page, said person has not left a comment, has not made any attempt at a "friendship". I do believe I know what said person's agenda is. And it's not to be my friend but possibly to view some contact between a few of my other friends. Which is fine. No big deal to me. It's just nicer if they don't make it so obvious. If, during my ranting, I seemed angry or offended any of my true friends, for this I do appologize as this was not my intention. Those of you that have known me for awhile, know me well enough to know that I don't broadcast my conversations with anyone. My personal conversations are just that. So if, by my comments, I made you think that I may post something that was strictly between us in a private conversation, rest assured that will not happen, as that i

Monster Thief
monster of dreams i want my faith back it's the most cruel punnishment to the heart that you took from me the last of it and left me burning with moments of anger that don't belong and feeding off a constant fear that this horror will never end so give me back my fucking faith

10/29/2006 - Untitled (dedicated To My Mad Mike)
If tomorrow the sun did not shine And the world decided to end I wouldn’t be able to continue on Without you beside me If eternity lay before me With all the wonders that are promised And I had to go or be left behind I would stay behind and wait Until you were there with me There is nothing in this world Or in the great beyond That can change my love for you My need to have you by my side There is no one who can change my mind Or sway my decision to forever be the one That yearns for you, that hurts for you Whose heart aches for you when you are not near There are no wonders in this world That are greater then the ones I have come to know being here beside you And there are none more fantastic Then the ones yet to come In the years ahead The rest of our lives Seems such a short time to ask for So instead I ask for more I ask for the eternity And for the infinity And for whatever else I can get As long as it gets me my ultimate goal To h

Thank You All
As for my poems you all are given them lots of love so keep it up and so will I, I might be starting a short story set as well not sure yet we will see.....Thank you all.. PS if any of you need a poem wrote for some one i can see what i can do....and please do not take any of then with out asking.....ok thank you once again.... XOXO Sarah Gibson (AKA Sweetie Pie)

Happy Halloween!!
Well, last night we had a big halloween party! I love Halloween!! We all met up at this really trendy pub and freaked everyone out with our costumes. But there must have been a full moon or something cos we were sat by the door and in the space of like half an hour we saw 4 fights!! It was insane, especially the guy who kept grabbing gravel and throwing it at the door!! Anyhoo, then we went off to a club and got massively drunk on champagne and danced the night away! Unfortunately though, I was to drunk to wash all my make up off and my eyes are all swollen and puffy today :( and they really hurt. Check out my photos to see my excellent costume though,

Invited To An Orgey
well wendsday i was invited to a drinking party with an orgey tagged along with it... lol i dont know if i realy want to join that part.. i could get drunk and pass out befor...oh waite my friends well these sertin friends are freaks they may try to malest me lol any way i havent been on lc for a few days because im trying to take care of my family and some things that came up and well thats just a bit more important then the internett but i miss all m lc friends! dont for get me

Musings
****PPL WHO LET THEIR KIDS RUN AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD ...UNATTENDED. ****PPL WHO PISS AND MOAN ABOUT HOW FUCKED UP THEIR CHILDHOODS WERE AND BLAME THEIR ADULT FAILURES ON THEIR PARENTS ****OR BLAME THE MAN FOR PERPERTRATIN' A PLAN TO GET A SISTA DOWN ****PPL WHO THINK EVERY LITTLE GIRL SHOULD BE BARBIE,MARTHA STEWART OR BETTY CROCKER WHEN THEY GROW UP. ****PPL FRONT AS THE SHIT LIKE ITS A GOOD THING TO BE COMPARED TO. MORE TO COME...LET ME KNOW IF ANYONE CAN RELATE OR WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS A PARTICULAR NOTATION

Conflicted...
You ever felt like your emotions were being torn apart? And every time you think of this person, and what's in their mind you know you'll begin wondering exactly what it is youll find and You begin having those thoughts of confliction And the fact that you think of them so much has only made this person become your addiction. Then your emotions began to run wild and you find yourself once again feeling like a child abandoned and trapped in this adult world weeping and whining as if you were a little girl then you find yourself praying to the skis above for mommies comforting hands to shield you from this ugly emotion called LOVE and all the while on the inside you're being torn apart thinking DAMN why did I ever get so involved from the start then reality sets in and you realize that this persons got you hooked and you think to yourself maybe you should step out of your shoes and take a closer look to see if thi

Hidden Talents
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

This Is Mostly True
APRIL=SWEETIE Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Having many children. Hardworking. High spirited.

What I Can't Say
There are so many words I cannot say, when I look into your eyes. I want to be able to tell you one day, but I'm left speechless every time that I try. You must have stumbled across the key, and discovered so much more. You found a hidden place in me, you found my heart and opened the door. And I cried in pain of losing my dear friend. Will it ever be the same again? If it passes will it be the end? I realized it was worth so much, as I lie in bed that night. So I allowed my soul to be touched, without even putting up a fight. Are my eyes deceiving me, when I see you standing there? Are you playing games, just to prove I care? You speak my name in a prelude, in a reference to love, with such loving attitude, as if it were a message from above. With the palms of your hands pressed firmly against mine, a white doves lands, and the sun begins to shine. Someday I will see, though that day has not come yet. You'll say you l

Convergent Flux - Immortal Ego No.9
Stu and me have already started the process to work on Convergent Flux so hopefully should be able to post some rough drafts in the next week or so. He is the last character to complete the first Web of Allegiance and was inspired by a friend of mine and was conceived on a platform of a train station in Chicago in July 2006.

I Took This From Thomas A Blog He Wrote About Me
subject: this is for 'THE COWBOYS FAVORITE COWGIRL IN PINK~The RedNecks Of LC~' post date: 2006-10-29 13:37:42 views: 6 comments: 0 ratings: 0 i just wanted to thank 'THE COWBOYS FAVORITE COWGIRL IN PINK~The RedNecks Of LC~' thank you for every thang you made for me and the talk we hade it meant a lot but most of all your a real good frend of mine and to tell every one she has a southen hart of gold something you cant find every day and i just wanted to tell you thank you couse it mean so much to me and the ones on my famley frends and my fans if you have her on your list go by show her some love and ill all ways be here for you thank you hugss and kisses your frend and all ways will no mater what out-law thomas this means alot to me thomas thank you for being my friend. go by an show thomas some love as he is a real southern gentleman:)

Why Are Men Mean???
Why do men have to be mean to the one that loves them the most...My husband use to be able to tell me he loved me regradless who heard...Now there is someone in the way...Long story if you want to know more I will tell you...Anywho I love him and I am going to fight for him I have been with him for 14 years and I will be damned if I am going to let some Ho come in and take him from me...That is how I feel...Why can't men just tell you how they feel without keeping it bottled up I think that is so stupid and It makes me so Mad to know I put my life on hold for him and this is how he treats me Why can't I just Leave oh I know Because I love Him...Katrina

Selena's Crush
This story, did in fact happen. I won't say I'm not proud of it, because that's not how I think of it. If anyone reading this is anti-lesbian, well, I have a few places in mind that you could go to. Some names have been changed to protect some people that are innocent, and some people that are less than innocent. I was in eigth grade, my last year in Junior High, when I developed feelings for another girl. My first name is Selena, and my last name isn't too important (Neither is my first name, but...). I sat behind a girl named Sarah in Social Studies. She was five foot nothing, long beautiful dark hair, a face that an angel would kill for, and a great personality. The thing was, I was never very popular, and to this day, I still am not popular. People just naturally hate me, I suppose. She wasn't very popular either, but was more so than I was, and yet still treated me as a friend. I had always thought of myself as straight, and just a year before I was with a guy. But she was...

Grateful...
Your fingertips explore all of my body Learning what it longs for, what it craves Discovering my imperfections and savouring every inch Taking in every texture, sight, and scent Worshipping every curve Appreciating every touch Longing for every inch of my body and soul Feeling your fingertips I long for your arms around me I long for your body close up against me I long for you inside me, exploring Understanding what I need, you give me what I crave Slowly you find your way inside me Pleasure rushes through Passionately you explore the depths of my body Appreciating, my body tremours Every part of me feels my body heat rise Warm satisfaction flows out of my body Every drop grateful for its release.

Forsaken Part 2
Why has thou forsaken me You took your love from me Why has thou forsaken me You took away the moments we had Why has thou forsaken me You took your thoughts from me Why has thou forsaken me You took everything from me Why has thou forsaken me Ignore me no longer Tell me Why has thou forsaken me

Venting
Okay, So i've been with this guy for a little bit over four years now. He has his good points to him and obviously he has his bad. Who doesnt? Well anyways. I love this guy with all my heart, He means the world to me if not more. He has cheated on me so many times but it doesn't make me not love him any less. What do I seem to be dooing wrong here? try and give him whatever he needs (sexually) or any other way possible I can. but it doesn't seem good enough, Well yesterday he left for work at 12Pm. everything was find and dandy well that's a big news flash for me because he hasnt returned home sense. I havent heard one little peep from him. I have everyone after my ass saying I don't deserve this kinda treatment, But what kinda treatment do I really deserve? Like honestly. I may not be perfect in every way, But I try to do the best I can like come on not everyone in this world is perfect. But getting back to people telling me to leave him. I would if I could. It might sound really stu

Detective Horn Was Right
Detective Horn was right when he said this job would eventually make me bitter like it has some of the other dispatchers. I don't know about anyone else, but with the past few jobs I have had, I have noticed a difference between working in a large workforce and a small one. People pick on you less (when you're new) in a large workforce. Co-workers and bosses have more to do apparently and don't try to keep themselves busy with coming up with petty excuses to nag at someone. In a small workforce, I've always had more trouble. The bosses either grew to dislike me in some way and usually from hearsay of jealous co-workers that were afraid the 'new girl' would surpass them in something. Or the co-workers would simply try to spark some kind of enmity. And you notice this most when you're new because the people either feel uncomfortable because you ARE new and they don't know what your personality is like or because you do appear to be successful and they're threatened by that. I re

Spicy Chicken With Broccoli
Prep Time:25 min Start to Finish:50 min Makes:4 servings 1 package (15 ounces) chicken breast tenders (not breaded) 2 teaspoons cornstarch 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon white pepper 1 pound broccoli 3 tablespoons chili or vegetable oil 1 hot fresh green chili, cut into very thin slices 2 tablespoons brown bean sauce 2 teaspoons finely chopped garlic 1 teaspoon sugar 1 teaspoon finely chopped gingerroot 3 green onions, cut diagonally into 1-inch pieces 1. Mix chicken, cornstarch, salt and white pepper in medium bowl. Cover and refrigerate 20 minutes. 2. Peel outer layer from broccoli. Cut broccoli lengthwise into 1-inch stems; remove flowerets. Cut stems diagonally into 1/4-inch slices. Place broccoli flowerets and stems in boiling water; heat to boiling. Cover and cook 1 minute; drain. Immediately rinse with cold water; drain. 3. Heat wok or 12-inch skillet over high heat. Add oil; rotate wok to coat side. Add chili, brown bean sauce, garlic, sugar and gingerroot;

Sex Sells (nothing Compares To The Sight Of A Pretty Woman)
iight... i love women..i strongly believe that there is nothing prettier on this earth than the sight of a woman.(my opinion) anyhooo.i've been kinda like stuck on level 4 "chill cherry thing" for a while..not knowing what to do to get past that hump, i decided to add some new pics and change my main pic. basically i upgraded my main pic to that of a beautiful sight: meaning i replaced my pic with that of a woman. furthermore i included some pics of some luscious lovelys in my album..."ahhhh women the very essence of a mans worth in this world". guess what happened after that,i bolted through level 4 just like that..furthermore..i've got more friend request from guys in a day than i have in like my 4 months or so on this place. all thanks to the most beautifulest things in this WORLD.

Déjà
Sweet tears descend they cascade to the autumn ground Moving like promises in dreams we walk the steps of someone before us hand and hand I look at him, think god I love this man I breath in time to marvel at this day The sun a taintless illustration of sensation déjà all over again. I sense we have lived this day once before Walked this direction to the same aperture Karma of souls we ramble in temples champagne Immortality a lamp shade at the end of this road we walk today We will sample the water from youths garden. We will dance in deja all over again.

Mmilitary Vs Civilian Life So True It Is Scary Ty Just Me
To those who are serving or who have served. THANK YOU!!! Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. He stays up for days on end. __________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at, as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're ce! ll phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash on your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You don't feel like helping out your dad today, so you don't. H

I Dont Get It
You know what i dont get? I dont get why im always the girl that has a lot of friends but no boyfriends. I dont understand why i cant keep a realtionship is there something wrong with me? I mean i think im nice and fun and i think im alright looking i mean i may not be the best looking thing in the world but i look alright i think..Anyways this was just something i needed to get off my chest is all thanks for listening..if you are

Las Vegas
You Are Las Vegas Wild and uninhibited, you enjoy all of life's vices. You're a total hedonist, especially with sex, gambling, and drinking. You shine brightly every night, but you do the ultimate walk of shame each morning. Famous Las Vegas residents: Wayne Newton, Howard Hughes, Penn & Teller, Siegfried & Roy What American City Are You?

The Most Fun!
My nephew finally got to have his birthday party (his actual birthday was 2 months ago). We all went to a paintball field east of our house - those who ever watched Dallas will remember the ranch the Ewings inhabited, Southfork Ranch. It is, and was then, a real place. Well, we went to a paintball field west of it - about half a mile os so. We had 18 players, four adults and 14 kids, mostly from my nephew's Boy Scout troop. We started at about 11:30 this morning, trooping off to our first battle - a fort on a hill. We had fairly chosen who's on whose team beforehand. So I and my team got to start below the fort and try and storm it. Which we did, after about 6 of 10 casualties, including myself. We did this last year at a place in Roanoke, north of Fort Worth, and we only had 8 players. And it was August - we raosted, and could only play 4 games in about 4 houurs. Today, it was nice, aroiund 75 degrees Fahrenheit. Many of us wore sweatshirts over our regular shirts, to cushin the s

I Am So Surprised!
You Were Nice This Year! You're an uber-perfect person who is on the top of Santa's list. You probably didn't even *think* any naughty thoughts this year. Unless you're a Mormon, you've probably been a little too good. Is that extra candy cane worth being a sweetheart for 365 days straight? Were You Naughty or Nice This Year?

Superhero
Your Superhero Profile Your Superhero Name is The Cyber Wave Your Superpower is Invisibility Your Weakness is Reruns of the Cosby Show Your Weapon is Your Fungal Hammer Your Mode of Transportation is Kayak What's your Superhero Name?

Auto-paris =d
Hey all you sexy's. thanks fer checking out my blog! well lemme start out with a little more about me then what you read in my profile. as you might already know i basically have my own little family. im engaged to get married to the most amazing man in the world. if youve met him you know its true! hes like one of those people that only come around once in your life. and you feel like you just have to take the risk that he wont brake your heart, and with Jay, the risk was totally worth it. and together, we made two beautiful little girls. Aries is 3, and Amy is 1. ill be posting some pictures up soon :) Anyways, i cant even imagine my life without them in it. being a mom is all its cracked up to be. i wouldnt have it any other way. and even though some people might say my girls are a handful. really, thats what i love about them. their so random. have awesome immaginations. you know what aries always does. every night before she goes to bed she plays in her room. just all by herse

Sunday Night
Alright guys, time for me to write a little. I am watching football and just pondering stuff. Life, relationships, the basic stuff. Anyways, saw the movie Click last night. Thought it was going to more of a comedy. Turned out to be very sad. But it totally reemphasizes the blast I put up. Don't go fast forwarding through your life, because one day it'll be gone. Tell them you love them! It's almost the second half of the game, so I'll keep this short. Some things on here that piss me off: people who post the same bulletin twenty times people who post and their repost their OWN bulletin people who tell you to vote in a contest without first talking to you or anything men who post pic of girls pretending to be the girl women who post pics of other girls pretending to be them That's all for now...ttfn.

Lust In An Elevator
Devin and Carrie were four floors up when their elevator came to an abrupt halt. When it didn't move, Devin hit the emergency button, but nothing happened. He checked the wall panel and found a phone, but the line was dead. "Damn." He needed to meet up with his friend. He and Carrie both tried their cells, but there was no reception. Carrie's face went white. All her life she had been terrified of small spaces--it was her only fear that she couldn't seem to kick. Still, if she had to be trapped in an elevator, at least it was with the hunkiest guy she'd ever seen. She kept turning her head to stare at the closed doors and eventually focused on Devin. "I've always been a bit claustrophobic," she admitted. Wow, Devin thought. He had assumed nothing scared Carrie, judging by their earlier confrontation in the hotel room. "We're safe here. Just take a deep breath and settle in." The timing sucked, but being close to Carrie was a distinct turn-on. "Help's going to come soon, right?

The Goblin
A woman runs out of her house one morning and catches a strange little man at the bottom of her garden. "You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!" "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?" "I want a huge mansion to live in." "OK, you've got it." "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars" "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes", next morning the little man wakes the woman up. "Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies "Wow", says the man, "27 and you still belive in goblins

8 New Places To Have Great Sex
1. A golf course: When on the green, take a time-out for a, er, hole in one. Explore the outskirts of the course for a thunderstorm shelter. These shedlike structures are usually placed in remote areas and, unless it starts to pour, no one's going near them. You may also want to sport a cute little golf skirt to allow for easy access. 2. In front of the fridge: Kitchen carnal action may be nothing new to you, but the icebox might be uncharted territory. Open the door to the refrigerator and have your man sit on the floor with his back against the cool shelves. Then straddle him. Not only will the cold air give you both a thrill (you'll surely perk up!), but you can also incorporate food into your frisky play. 3. A rowboat: Turn an ordinary day by the lake into an erotic excursion. Rent a boat and row it out to a remote area free of people. Once there, get into missionary position — which allows you both to stay low and out of view — and try to make some waves. 4. The hood o

Keep Your Fork
There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. So as she was getting her things "in order," she contacted her pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes. She told him which songs she wanted sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in. Everything was in order and the pastor was preparing to leave when the young woman suddenly remembered something very important to her. "There's one more thing," she said excitedly. "What's that?" came the pastor's reply. "This is very important," the young woman continued. "I want to be buried with a fork in my right hand." The pastor stood looking at the young woman, not knowing quite what to say. "That surprises you, doesn't it?" the young woman asked. "Well, to be honest, I'm puzzled by the request," said the pastor. The young woman explained. "My grandmother once

The Bee
There's a husband and wife at a nude beach and there lying in the sun nude. All of a sudden this bee flies up into the girls you know what... The guy covers up his wife and takes her directly to the doctor. The doctor inspects the girls vagina and says to the girl "The bee is pretty far up there, our only chance of getting him out is if your husband smears honey on to the tip of his penis and procedes to have intercourse with you. The husband decides to give it a try. He smears on the honey but he cant get hard because he is just so worried about his wife. The doctor says "I wouldn't mind giving it a try if neither of you object." The couple agrees to let the doctor to this and he procedes to smear the honey on to the tip of his dick and then he started screwing the girl. He's screwing her for about 3 minutes and the husband gets the idea that he's enjoying himself. So the husband finally steps up and says "Ok you've been having sex for a while now. Whats going on? Is t

Bullitins
IM TRYING SO HARD TO FIT IN HERE...ONE DAY I FEEL LIKE I BELONG HERE OTHERS I FEEL INVISABLE. I TRY TO POST OR REPOST THING FOR PEOPLE BUT THE THINGS I POST RARLEY GET READ EXCEPT FOR A FEW PEOPLE WHO SEEM TO BE INTERESTED IN WHAT I POST AND ITS SAD BECAUSE IF I DONT REPOST IT COMES ACROSS AS I DONT CARE BUT IT FEELS USELESS SOMETIMES TO REPOST THING I WILL REPOST SOME THINGS BUT PLEASE DONT BE OFFENDED IF I DONT IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL...

Me
I made a choice in life,a long time ago And now is the time you should know I live a life of insanity so others can live without misery I prefer to live this way So people can have a better day people may judge me,but I don't care Cause I wanna ease the pain people bare I don't do this to be a better man I do it cause I can I would give my life for the hurt even give away my only shirt If you can't understand this,don't bother with me Cause this is the way I choose to be

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 120 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Iq Test
You have a sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Leave Me A Voice Message Or Voice Comment!!!! Please!!!!
So I figured out how to get a voice box on here!!! I have one now so if you go to my profile and scroll down you will see the box with my pic!!!! If you hit play you will hear me, there is a message on there for you!!! Just go to send message and it will give you a number to call and enter the code, then say what you want and I will get it!!!!! THANK YOU TO ALL THAT REPLY!!!! MISTY

My Rising Sign
Your Rising Sign is Scorpio You're so intense and passionate - you're on fire! You want to be an angel or a devil... you can't decide which. No wonder you seem moody and even a little dangerious. You've got some major mystery going on, so work it! Your personality is the strongest of all signs, making you hard to deal with. While you're ruthless to your enemies, you're loyal to your one true love. What's Your Rising Sign?

Just Do It
I feel myself slipping deeper and deeper, To the point where nothing matters. I close my eyes and all I see Is the darkness that engulfs me. As black as night, Empty, nothing in sight. What brings on this state of mind? For that, I have no courage to find. I hear the voice whisper,"Get it over with. Just do it!" But, for my wrist I cannot slit, Cause I have no courage deep inside, To make that nagging voice subside. I pop some pills to feel better, But still it doesn't matter. I close my eyes and see his face, Taking over what once was empty space. No longer as black as night, His face is clearly in my sight. All I can do is cry, Frequently, I ask the question "why?" I hear the voice reply, "Get it over with. Just do it!" But, for the brick wall I cannot hit, Cause I have no courage deep inside, To make the replying voice subside. I go to a shrink, For him to tell me how I think. Why I see all these brutal images, Why I go through all these different stages. But my heart is s

An Ongoins Story Of Lust Watch For New Entries
SHE SITS NEXT TO HIM IN A CROWDED BAR BUTT ALL SHE CAN SEE IS HIM. HIS CHEST MOVING UP AND DOWN WITH EVERY BREATH HE TAKES HIS HAIR BRUSHING HIS SHOULDER AS HE MOVES HE LOOKS AT HER AND SMILES .SHE FEELS HER BODY BEGGING FOR HIM . WHY IS THIS HAPPENING I'V NEVER SEEN THIS MAN BEFORE SHE THINKS HOW AM I SO DRAWN TO HIM MY BODY IS LONGING FOR THE TOUCH OF THIS STRANGER .I CAN ALMOST FEEL HIM INSIDE OF ME HIS BODY ON MINE HIS BREATH ON MY NECK SHOULD I TALK TO HIM ......THE FEELING ARE TAKING OVER EVERY THOUGHT WHAT WOULD I SAY TO HIM I'V NEVER FELT THIS KIND OF DRAW TO ANYONE I WANT HIM I WANT HIM INSIDE OF ME I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT...MY BODY IS FEELING INTENSE PASION FOR A STRANGER...OH MY GOD HE'S STANDING UP IS HE LEAVING WHAT SHOULD I DO I CANT LET HIM WALK AWAY YET IM SPEECHLESS BE HONEST SHOULD I KEEP WRITING THIS STORY

Saucy Italian Steak
Prep Time:15 min Start to Finish:1 hr 45 min Makes:6 servings 1 1/2-pound beef round steak, 3/4 to 1 inch thick 2 tablespoons Gold Medal® all-purpose flour 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1 jar (14 ounces) fat-free spaghetti sauce (any variety) 1 package (9 ounces) frozen Italian or regular cut green beans 1/4 cup sliced ripe olives 1. Heat oven to 375ºF. Remove fat from beef. Mix flour and pepper; rub over both sides of beef, shaking off excess. Cut beef into 6 serving pieces. 2. Spray 10-inch nonstick skillet with cooking spray; heat over medium-high heat. Cook beef about 5 minutes, turning once, until brown. Place beef in ungreased rectangular baking dish, 11x7x1 1/2 inches. Pour spaghetti sauce over beef. 3. Cover and bake 1 hour. Uncover and place green beans around beef. Cover and bake about 30 minutes longer or until beef is tender. Sprinkle with olives. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 155 (Calories from Fat 35); Total Fat 4g (Saturated Fat 1g, Trans Fat ncg); Ch

Too Much Sex?!?
“Eeeewwwww, gross!” “Mommy and Daddy sittin’ in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G” “There they go again…” These are phrases that are commonly heard in my house being uttered by one or more of my three children. It’s obvious that my husband and I are affectionate with each other. I figure this is okay as long as we’re in our own home and are not inappropriate around our children or guests. I enjoy sex. I absolutely love sexual play with my husband. We’re not bunnies, but we are usually intimate at least once a day. I make no bones about it. In fact, if prompted, I’ll talk about it freely. During such conversations, I’ve learned that some of my friends have intercourse quite frequently and some of them hardly even touch their spouses in an intimate way. I know that my friends love their spouses in their own ways, but I began to wonder: Who’s having sex, who’s not, and why either way? I’m not referring to single people. Today, I’m only contemplating the plight of the sex life of

Masturbation
Sitting alone in her room, Mira stared at the computer screen and bit her lip. She squirmed uncomfortably in her chair. She sat there in her pink thong and matching bra, the pale light from the computer illumining her pale skin and pink lips. Her hazel eyes met with her own reflection in the mirror behind her laptop as she slid her left hand across her inner thigh. She shivered and squirmed again. Glancing at the clock, she frowned at the time. It was only 8:59 P.M. She could stay up for a very long time. The warmth of her vagina radiated on to her hand as she closed her eyes. She almost purred as she cupped her hand against the warmth, slowly rubbing her hand against the silk of her thong. Her fingers tingled. She opened her eyes once more and licked her lips. Though she had committed such an act before, she seemed to almost always start off slow, regardless of the intensity of her mood. Beyond the computer screen, she met with her own eyes once more and blushed at the attention s

Quest
Becca says: baily.. o.o Becca says: hold your hatchet high Baily says: -holds hatchet high.. a little too high...and kills a bird- Becca says: -gasps- Becca says: =O Becca says: oh no you didnt Baily says: -eats bird for lunch- Becca says: -grabs hatchet and hides it- no more hatchet for you! >< Baily says: o.o Baily says: but it was just a bird! Baily says: -cries- Becca says: o.o Becca says: good point -gives hatchet back- >.>; just dont tell jesus.. -grabs hers and runs in circles- Becca says: my axe is my buddy.. o.o.. Baily says: tell.. who? Becca says: o.o Becca says: jesus >.>; Becca says: shh Baily says: who ish that? Becca says: o.o.. the dude.. with the hair? Baily says: o.o can i kill him with my hatchet? Becca says: o.o Becca says: if you must Becca says: -gives map?- Baily says: o.o Baily says: -eats map- Becca says: =O Becca says: -gives toxic map?- Baily says: -burps- Baily says: -feeds map to bird- Becca says:

Too Cute - Writing Assignment!
Here is a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix: The professor told his class one day: "Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story and send it back, also sending another copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails, and everything you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been rea

Dont Add Him,rate Him Or Anything
dont add this guy or rate him or anything. he's a very low and mean person passing off as a ''nice guy''. so jusy block him. i've come to realize that i cant even have pics of my dog up without having someone rate him low.keith@ CherryTAP

Riding With The Fat Old Men
RIDING WITH THE FAT OLD MEN I have been riding with the fat old men. Their bellies lunge aggressively over their belt bands like boulders hanging balanced over a cliff's edge. They wear blue jeans suspended from bright red galluses as broad as four fingers of a thin man's hands. For real comfort 'overhauls' are the informal uniform of the day. The fat old men are sixty-something to seventy-something. They have knuckles scarred by slipping wrenches, and small patches of white skin where burns have healed from rubbing against red hot exhaust headers. They were too anxious to get the work done to let their motorcycles cool; too eager to get back on the road. The fat old men do not walk to breakfast with their riding companions unless the cafe is across the street. The fat old men are genial companions around a campfire, or at a breakfast table, but they leave the congeniality of group walks to their younger, merely plump, riding buddies and their buddies' comfortable wives.

Most Romantic Things You Can Do For Your Girl
Most Romantic Things You Can Do For Your Significant Other Back rubs/massages. French Kiss. Whisper to each other. Skinny dip. Hold hands. Buy gifts for each other. Roses. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together. Kiss at every chance you get. Lightly kiss their collarbone and their jawbone just below the ear, then whisper I love you. Hugs are the universal medicine. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean it. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc. Tell her that she's the only girl you ever want. Don't lie. Spend every second possible together. Tell her that she doesn't have to do anything she doesn't want to. And mean it. Look into each other's eyes. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her you love her, and kiss her lightly. When in public, only flirt w/ each other. Put love notes in their pockets when they aren't looking. Buy

To All The Bible Thumpers
so you think that everyone who doesn't believe in god will go to hell.... even tho the bible contradicts itself so much that anyone with half a brain would be unable to believe the whole bullshit. so you're not supposed to have a god 'next to me' .... yet jesus is the son of god, which makes him a god. obviously a contradiction. the bible states that the earth is flat. the bible says that god is all knowing. makes no sense, right ? so then of course everyone who doesn't believe in god will go to hell. no matter if he's helping people, always nice to everyone.... however, somedood who's being an asshole all his life, trying to tell others how to live their lives.... even murderers will go to heaven, if they confess 2 minutes before they die. does that make sense to anyone ? i don't think so. obviously all gay people will go to hell. so apparently they're sposed to live in their own personal hell on earth, never able to actually love anyone, or make someone happy. rather than live w

Dont Cry Little Angel
Don't cry little angel, Your heart is in good hands. You'll go the distance, You'll travel distant lands. Don't worry little angel, Your tears will soon disappear. You'll kill the pain and stand With out fear. Don't run little angel, I won't let you down. With my caress, and all the faith, You'll forget how to frown. Keep standing little angel, Because I won't let you fall. Believe it, I was there with Just one call. Don't hide little angel, There's no need to conceal. Don't fear what your thinking, Don't fear what you feel. Just sing little angel, Let heaven hear the voice it made. Your melody is strong, Your harmony won't fade. You can laugh little angel, You just don't forget. Laughing heals the soul, No one's proven me wrong yet. So smile little angel, Release your beauty from within. Destroy the past, Let the future begin. So don't cry little angel, Because you can already see. You can always and forever,Courtesy of MsTags.com Forever count o

Wonderful Weekend
My husband took the weekend off so we could take the kids trick or treating. Even had my neice for it. The kids made out like bandits. Then the next day was our local Fall Festival. We went to the afternoon parade and they ended up with another full sack of candy. That evening we went to the last parade and they got two full sacks of candy. So for this weekend the Kids ended up with 6 sacks full of candy. Oh what am i to do with it all. Last night they had a celebration at the church i occasionally attend and the music and food was wonderful. What i enjoy most about this weekend was spending it with my family as a family. Erin

Boo Bash!
Everyone is welcome..come in a costume(change your display pic to sumtin halloweenie) We will have halloween tunes cranking and just chat and have a goodtime and hang out! I hope you all come. 1pm EST 12amCentral 11amMoutain 9am Pacific Any Music request can be put as a comment on this blog! You can get to the lounge by clicking the cute invite graphic or http://cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=3615

50 Things Guys Wtsh Thy Knew About Women
1. We aren’t mind readers! 2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous. 3. When you sleep over never boss me around in bed unless it is during sex. 4. Smoking is the biggest turn off. 5. It never hurts to work out. 6. If you don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question. 7. “Fine” or “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation. 8. If you want sex, just ask. (In case you didn’t already know.) 9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those scripts). 10. Only models are able to wear most of the stuff you see in fashion magazines. 11. No guy will complain if he comes home and sees you in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, or just plain naked. 12. You don’t need lingerie to look sexy before bed, short cotton shorts and a tank top are fine by us. 13. Girls look good naked so stop worrying. 14. Sha

A Letter
A Letter to my (dead) Wife You think I don't know? You think I am that stupid not to realize your ways? Think again bitch. I know everything, and it will haunt you come divorce time. I know what you did after three months of marriage. I know the lies you told, and the guys you fucked. How? I have confessions and I have statements catching you in the act. I know about the guy across the street. He told me everything before bashing you. I know about the guy serving in Iraq. May he be the only one killed. How do I know, the e-mails you sent him and the defense fight you tried. I know about your ex. May he kill you. Wether it be by physical abuse or drugs. How do I know about your ex? Your friends, who by the way, are also my friends, and they have desency and respect relationships. You were complaining about your friend being cheated on? Looks whos fucking talking. Three guys at three different times. I may not be very outgoing, but the ones I know have all the info I need

Lycanthropy As An Interest;
have an interest in the various Native American animal Gods or "First People", such as Coyote the Trickster, or Raven. (Though I have to acknowledge my ignorance towards the finer details of these myths.) For me, the concept of a God who makes mistakes and likes to play games seems more natural and believable than an omnipotent flawless God where everything has a purpose. For a God to turn around and say "Shit happens" makes more sense than "Everything has a reason, you just can't figure it out yet." I also have a strong interest in mythology of all cultures. People fail to realize the role mythology plays in society today, we just take it for granted or call it something else. UFOs, conspiracies, these are all modern day myths. I guess it all stems from a basic need to ask "Why?

Woo Whoo
I am wasted now..thank you to all my friends who have helped me gain another level..All of you guys are awesome..If you need my help..just holla..i will come running..most of you already know that because i always catch your pics as you put them up...love you all

Women Are Crazy!!!!
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.. Up to 80. "I want the car, too," he continues. 85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!" The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. Th is makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"

Someone Talk To Me!!!!!!!!!
I am a type of person that loves to not only see the person but hear them as well... If you could leave me a message so I will know what your voice sounds like that would be great....So call it and leave me the best damn message you can think of.... Get Your Own Voice PlayerManage

Ok Getting Retarded
ok sooo ive been thinking seeing this site is becoming sooo retarded already all the do's an dont's an people getting banned for shit they feel like wts is that huh!!! FREEDOM OF SPEECH AN THE WORST THING IS ITS A FRICKEN NET SITE COME ON!!!!!!! REALLY WHO THE HELL CARES WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF THIS SITE! MORE WORRIED ABOUT WHAT OTHERS THINK EH REAL MATURE, AN IM KINDA PISSED THAT PUREKNIGHT IS BANNED FROM COMMENTS AN SO ON, ALL I KNOW IS THIS IS A GREAT WAY FOR MYSPACE TO START TAKING BACK! I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE HAVE TO HAVE STICKS UP THERE @SSES....I REMEMBER ANOTHER POST FROM ONE OF THE FAMILY MEMBERS SAYING U DONT LIKE WHAT U SEE IGNORE IT OR FEEL FREE TO LEAVE, WELL WHY CANT THEY DO THE SAME IN SOME SENSE U DONT LIKE IT DONT BOTHER WITH IT ... DONT TURN AROUND AN USE AN UPPER HAND! BUT WHO AM I TO SAY ANY OF THIS RIGHT.. AFTER ALL I AM ONLY SOME ONE IN THE COMMUNITY AN ONCE AGAIN WOWO I DO THINK I SEEN THAT IN THERE TOO THIS IS A COMMUNITY AN THE PEOPLE MAKE THE COMMUNIT

What's In A Name?
1. YOUR SPY NAME: (middle name and current street name) June Village 2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy) Irene Skittles 3. YOUR RAP NAME: (first initial of first name, first three or four letters of your last name) A-Wal -- I love this. I am AWOL. 4. YOUR GAMER TAG: (a favorite color, a favorite animal) Pink Crabbie 5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born) June Bremerton 6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name) WalOveGav 7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards) EnujDleifrevo 8. PORN STAR NAME: (first pet's name, the street you grew up on): Bitty Cedar

The History Of The Middle Finger
Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it? Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew"). Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster

Happy Halloween
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?" The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I ju

I Love You My Guy Friends
i love all you guys my guy friends all of you my guy friend are so special to me i think of all of you all the time i am sp blessed that all of you are a part of my life that means alot to me you all my very cute guy friends mean so much to me thank you all for being there for me thank you all my very cute guy friends for showing me so much love that means alot to me hugs and kisses from me to you your BEAUTIFUL ANGEL

Haven You Ever...
Have you ever seen someone who is so cute and adorable that you just have to hate them for it? "Wow, she's as cute as a button. I must hate her, for I do not know what that button reference even means." Perhaps a more accurate statement would be, "Why for did she gots ta have all the cute when I done felled out of the ugly tree and the ugly wind bloweded the tree over on my head?"

The Refrigerator Wars
I happen to have 2 roommates, one of which is my cousin, and recently we have been having fridge wars. Not in a good way either. It started with my cousin buying some beer and putting a note on it saying don't touch, which is his every right. The thing is, if I have beer or anything in there, he always helps himself to it. So I went an bought groceries and put a note on everything I bought that it was mine and to not touch. He didn't really like that one, but he never buys food for here, but will eat stuff I buy if he likes it. Then it spread to my other roommate because he hangs out with this girl who seems to think she is allowed to tell us what to do in our own home. She went and bought some zimas and left them in our fridge for a couple days. Well I was drinking a couple beers one night and when I finished my couple beers I drank her Zimas. When my roomie came home that night he started bitching at me because I drank her zimas. I told him that the 24 hour rule applied. He didn't li

Aries Relationships
Aries in Relationships The demanding and passionate Ram needs an equally self-possessed lover to stimulate them and set them on fire. If not, what's the point? Aries can be fiercely loyal, yet self-centered at the same time, so their partner needs to exhibit confidence and a sense of when to give them the space they need. The occasional bouts of temper exhibited by Aries are best dealt with if they are used as a prelude to a deeper understanding and the sizzle that comes with kissing and making up. Aries will stick with a relationship as long as it's hot (and fireworks are key to this Fire Sign), but if things start to cool down, it won't be long before they hit the road. The ideal Aries soul mate may be someone who is never, ever dull.

White Trash America
I don't understand how so many people can watch crap like Maury and Jerry Springer. Why would you want to cheer on someone that goes in front of national television and tells the world that they are whores and they like it? That they have slept with more men than they can count in a period of three days and they don't know who the father of the child is? It is really sad and part of what is wrong with America. I love this country and proudly serve it but people really have a fucked up idea of entertainment. People are like dogs sometimes. They will go and find the stinkiest nastiest thing immaginable and roll in it. Then they will come home and say,"Look what I did mom!! Aren't you proud of me?!!"

Souter Lighthouse
This is about 500 metres from the Marsden Grotto in my last blog History: Souter Lighthouse overlooks the cliffs of Marsden Bay, high above the rocks and notorious currents of the Whitburn Steel that have wrecked dozens of ships and claimed the lives of many mariners. Originally the intention was to build the lighthouse on Souter Point which is mid way between the rivers of Tyne and Wear, but it was then decided it would be more visible from Lizard Point, a mile further north. It retained the name, Souter lighthouse, as there was already in existence a Lizard Point lighthouse in Cornwall. Souter lighthouse was built in 1871 but much of what you see in the building today dates from the 1950's when the main engines where installed. Although the lighthouse is now under the ownership of The National Trust it is still in working order was once home to Grace Darling's niece Isabelle in 1881. Phenomena: Ghost tales surrounding the lighthouse are many and include a Poltergeist infestati

Superfical
u know i am amazed these days how ppl r so fake in many ways ppl ignore ppl b/c u do not look like ppl would want to talk to or just b/c other thing i notice when i post comment ppl do not normally post back i can understand being bizzy but i figure what 5 or 10 min out of the way to drop a comment or chat then i figured ppl just turn on the computer and leave it on and forget about it being on i go into chat room and it alittle better then your normal waiting on comment but yet agin ppl ask for ppl to level up and but when it comes to u u do not get the same in return not really complaing just trying to figure out y have friends when u send so many comment every day but u do not get it back i make sure every one has a comment

Hmmm
I seem to have to post a blog like this like every week. PLEASE, if I have not added you to my family, don't ask to see my family only pix. Theres a handful of people on that list, and that is it. Also, keep in mind you can only have 15 family members... so why am I going to kick out one of my friends so some stranger can see my family only pix? Think about that. And if you added me to see some ass and titties, you might as well delete me now. K thanks!

Just A Thought
Do not grieve this man who passes away Instead live life each and every day For no one lives free of worldly sin And much wrong is done while in the skin And much of the lessons had to be So we could go on to eternity I prefer to think of me you may smile And maybe enjoy the thought for a while Of all the things I meant to you And of how our friendship was so true And then you will know I am at peace For when my soul this form did release Went on to wait in paradise for my friend So we could share joy without an end And know the peace of souls set free So never weep a bitter tear for me By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Hurt Hurt Hurt
Mass Destruction You confuse my heart You make me sick with your lies I am silly enough to mask my tears With smiles and giggles For what Worried about hurting you You didn’t worry about hurting me before You make me sick Confusion in which you are the source Has ruin me beyond repair Humorous lies in which you spew I can’t help but laugh at myself Believing you is like trusting Satan No words of wisdom Only turmoil and destruction We failed before Why should we try again? Failure was the only blessing you gave me Leave me be Take your confusion with you

Hey
I was on to day and realized that I have never posted a blog, so I thought that I would tell ya all something about me The name's Donnie, I am 27, married with a beuatiful daughter, pics coming soon. I like meeting new people and finding out about them, so start talking to me people. I am tring to write a book, it's hard going cuz I can't just sit down and write it and I don't like talking to my friend and family about it, so I just might barrow an idea from one of my friends on here, if it's alright with her (please untouched sanity) and write bits and peaces on here to see what you all think. I want to give a shout to everyone that has added me, THANKS TO YOU ALL, LOVE YA.

Quotes Of The Day For 10/30 - Failure
"Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. This is a kind of death." Anais Nin "The deepest human defeat suffered by human beings is constituted by the difference between what one was capable of becoming and what one has in fact become." Ashley Montagu "It is better to have enough ideas for some of them to be wrong, than to be always right by having no ideas at all." Edward De Bono "A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing." George Bernard Shaw "Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err." Gandhi "Life is to be lived, not controlled, and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat." Ralph Ellison "Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly." Robert F. Kennedy "It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out ho

It Always Starts The Same
It always starts the same just the right amount of resistance, but only at the entrance then you slide right in, like a welcomed home friend umm..i moan and begin to squeeze yes, just like i thought..you're ready to please in and out, steady you go that's when my juices start to flow take me extasy with your mouth on my nipples sucking me, touching me..feeling my body ripple it's been sooo long, you and i have waited this passion we share, is now demonstrated you whisper, you groan, you breathe so heavy that turns me on, you start to get sweaty just what i needed, you and only you then you flip me over and do what you do i'm panting and squirming, and loving it too! now you're socking it to me, nice and rough smacking my ass, but that's not enough i'm licking and biting and out of control and now you are ready for the rodeo show the unspoken words, our bodies will know having a hard time now keeping it steady that's when you'll know i'm just about ready before i can get there you flip

Top 30 Things You'll Never Hear A Southern Boy Say!!
Top 30 things you will never hear a Southern boy say 1. Oh I Just Couldn't, She's Only Sixteen. 2. I'll Take Shakespeare For $1,000, Alex 3. Duct Tape Won't Fix That. 4. Come To Think Of It, I'll Have A Heineken. 5. We Don't Keep Firearms In This House. 6. We Don't Feed That To The Dog. 7.No Kids In The Back Of The Pickup,It's Just Not Safe. 8. Wrestling's Fake. 9. We're Vegetarians. 10. Do You Think My Gut Is Too Big? 11. I'll Have Grapefruit & Grapes Instead Of Biscuits & Gravy. 12.Honey, We Don't Need Another Dog. 13. Who Gives A Damn Who Won The Civil War. 14. Give Me The Small Bag Of Pork Rinds. 15. Too Many Deer Heads Detract From The Decor. 16. I Just Couldn't Find A Thing At Wal-Mart Today. 17. Trim The Fat Off That Steak. 18. Cappuccino Tastes Better Than Expresso. 19. The Tires On That Truck Are Too Big. 20. I've Got It All On The C Drive. 21. Unsweetened Tea Tastes Better. 22. My Fiancee, Bobbie Jo, Is Registered At Tiffany's. 23. I've

So What Is Everyone Going To Be For Halloween!!!
I went to the Dallas Halloween Gay Parade on Saturday and had a blast. It's a huge event here in Dallas and most of the costumes are absolutely amazing! Me and my sister in law went as Romy and Michelle. Totally 80's. I will be uploading pictures later. Believe it or not I didn't have to buy a "costume". LOL Sad isn't it? I had all of the stuff I needed already in my wardrobe. So, is anyone else dressing up?

Stephen Baldwin On The Wanker Show Tonight At 7pm Pst!
From Adultfyi.com: Porn Valley- After warming up his debating skills on the Adam Carolla Show this morning, http://www.adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=19728, actor and Born Again Christian Stephen Baldwin will appear on KSEX's The Wanker Show tonight at 7 pm, KSEXradio.com. Wankus and Tyler Faith are hosting the program which will pit Baldwin against various members of the adult industry. Baldwin, the author of the book The Unusual Suspect, mentioned on the Carolla show that he's beginning what he calls his "Breakthrough Ministry" in Porn Valley Baldwin is also set to star in his own VH1 reality show â€œThe Baldwin Project,â€ which will focus on his activities to set up the new ministry including the KSEXradio debate as well as his visits to porn sets and adult industry events. Adult industry members scheduled to be included in tonightâ€™s debate are Ginger Lynn, AIM employee Anastasia Pierce, Bob Preston from the XFANZ.com website, porn star Reagan Reese with a phone interview

Forever Alone
FOREVER ALONE Alone~~why must I be always alone? I go amid a crowd of people, And yet I am still alone. My sadness bleeds into my soul. I weep on the inside. My soul cries out for it's mate, But no answer ever comes. What must I do to break this pattern? This sadness makes my heart hurt. Is there anything that can help? I sit in my despair, as no help comes. Another day ends and I am alone, My soul sleeps inside my black mood. I don't want to always be alone, It is my destiny, it seems to be forever alone. Darla

Still......
still feeling kinda down today. i sulked and watched movies that gave me a reason to cry last night. trying to cheer up. one of my friends refused to let me be sad today and forced me to leave the house. boo her. i didn't want to go outdoors. she sucks. i know that i'm whining and i'm sorry that you guys have to suffer through this but i have to get it off my chest. if only you knew my dating misfortunes of the last year and a half. i guess you could say this blog will be partly my daily journal and partly for fun stuff. i think i'm gonna be following in my mom's footsteps and not get married til i'm 37. gonna be a long 9 yrs. hopefully not a long celibate 9 yrs.

Wierd
Its pretty wierd to be in charge of running a platoon around the same streets I used to run as a "weak body private" lol. Kinda cool though. Kinda surreal to drive past my basic/AIT company. That shit feels like so long ago, I guess it was, shit 3 years is a while. But this is the first of 3 trips I gotta make back here, one more for BNCOC and another for ANCOC. But shit I'm not sure thats gonna hapen. Kinda not knowing where my whole Army career is going. Don't really have the desire to do anything else, but not really.. well I'm just not sure at the moment. Oh well just kinda bored and was reflecting on some things and I'm not sure where this blog is even going so I'm gonna end it lol.

People Who Do Not Read.
So I continually get friend requests from people who do not take a second to even read my profile. I state very clearly that I don't want to add someone who has 3042 friends! Maybe they are doing it just to spite me but what the hell, come on people. I'm not really here to be the top cherry person or whatever, plus that would never happen, as I do not post up slutty whore pictures of myself. There are some people I don't mind adding, if they take the time to chat a bit or view my pics/blog/whatever, especially military/veterans. Having something in common is choice! But if all these guys do is attempt to round up every girl on here... that is sad. Really, those are not even people you'd go back to visit ever again. In other news. Today I went to the Worksource (Unemployment) office. Gotta love being a veteran... I was treated very well, and they helped me find two jobs to apply for that are in the price range I suggested. One is for a screenprinting/graphic production desig

Took Over 50 Yrs To Learn
A FRIEND SENT THIS TO ME AND IT MAKES SENSE (WELL MOST OF IT) LOL ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FIFTEEN THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN by Dave Barry 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings." 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." 4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. 5. You should not confuse your career with your life. 6 Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 7. Never lick a steak knife. 8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. 9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. 10. You shou

Oops
A cute young woman is giving a man in the barbershop a manicure. The man says, "How about a date later?" "I'm married," she answers. With a wink he says, "So, just tell him you're going out with your girlfriends." "Tell him yourself," she says. "He's shaving you."

"i Melt"
"I Melt" When you light those candles Up there on that mantle, setting the mood Well, I just lie there staring Silently preparing to love on you Well, I can feel the heat from across the room Ain't it wild what a little flame can make you wanna do I melt every time you look at me that way It never fails, anytime, any place This burn in me is the coolest thing I've ever felt I melt Don't know how you do it I love the way I lose it, every time What's even better Is knowing that forever you're all mine The closer you get, the more my body aches One little stare from you is all it takes Every time you look at me that way I melt, I melt BY:RASCAL FLATTS LYRICS

Godammit Justin...
damn you...you know wat you said, you know you were right. you know that your insults still circulate in my head and cut new wounds where the old ones healed. it's been two or three days, hasnt it? you dont realize the affect you have on me...i cant let you know. why...why did this have to end - our friendship - why did it have to end wit you insulting me and me wishin you the best anyway? you called me a slut, easy, a whore...you brought up my past, something i wish i could bury no matter how hard i try, i have to tell everyone anyway. yes, there was a time when i was easy, yes there was a time when i did a guy off the street, yes i have had a few pregnancy scares, and yes, the chance i have an STD is high. you told me no one would care for me (why should they?), and that i should just kill myself. you were right on that too...no one does care for me, no matter how much they tell me they do. i have no respect for myself, i have no confidence in my life and what i do...why

I Love You Ace
Thank you for always being there for me...Sorry for wat you going tho..I wanted to thajnk you for always being there to help me...And always just being there no matter wat..Even if you wenrent doing the best..I wanted you to know that I love you and I thank you for everything...And you always doing your best to help me..I love you sis..Thanks alot.... ******MUAH*****

"i'm Moving On"
"I'm Moving On" I've dealt with my ghosts and I've faced all my demons Finally content with a past I regret I've found you find strength in your moments of weakness For once I'm at peace with myself I've been burdened with blame, trapped in the past for too long I'm movin' on I've lived in this place and I know all the faces Each one is different but they're always the same They mean me no harm but it's time that I face it They'll never allow me to change But I never dreamed home would end up where I don't belong I'm movin' on I'm movin' on At last I can see life has been patiently waiting for me And I know there's no guarantees, but I'm not alone There comes a time in everyone's life When all you can see are the years passing by And I have made up my mind that those days are gone I sold what I could and packed what I couldn't Stopped to fill up on my way out of town I've loved like I should but lived like I shouldn't I had to lose everything to find out

Spent My Bday With My Babies!!!
Couldn't have asked for a better birthday gift, spending the weekend before and the day of my birthday with my girls. My littlest one brings me to tears everytime she tells me "Happy Birthday daddy, I love you so much!" and when my oldest gives me a card that has little notes in it about missing me, loving me and how I am the best dad ever, even with the little time we spend together, my heart melts. Fathers be good to your daughters.................

G'night Everyone!!!
Well, I am being told by my little one that "it's time to go night night!!!" so night night it is. I hope everyone has a great night, regardless of what you are doing ;o), AND a safe one. Make sure to leave me some love while I'm asleep. I always like having a lot to do in the mornings and that includes returning the love!!! Cheers and Beers!!! Sam

Arthur Davidson Goes To Heaven
Arthur Davidson of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the throne room, and introduced him to God. Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah yes." "Well," said Arthur, "perfessional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention. 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front end protrusion. 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds. 3.Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble to much. 4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust. and finally, 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous." "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went

The Overuse Of "love"
Yet another one of my old blogs I thought I could resurface.. Friday, April 08, 2005 This is pointless, so don’t read this unless you are really bored. I was sitting here thinking about my friends back home and how most are engaged or married or in a serious relationship. My group of friends are pretty much anywhere from 19-22 and all I can do is think back to but a few short years ago when the "I am never getting married" talk was all we discussed among guys. "Oh yeah, I am going to be single forever" or "There is no way I am getting married." I had a friend date this girl for almost three years, she cheated on him, then dumped him, and here is engaged to a girl that he had known for about 4 months. This is just one example to the cases/scenarios I have witnessed. I am still young or I haven't found the one or something like that will be thought by the few who read this who have experienced true love and have the happily ever after story. I am not what you would exactly call a

Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad...
Well, I was glad to have learned the REO and Black Crowes songs - they went over BIG time at the two places where I introduced them - but you know, I just can't sing and play "In My Time Of Dying" at the same time (I also have a hard time singing while playing "Kashmir")...so two out of three ain't bad at all, I guess... ...time to work on some new songs...any suggestions from my friends here (remember that I play an acoustic 12-string)?

Get To Know Me
Eyes opening to the smell of a hot steamy afternoon after a long hard rain as the sweet aroma of the morning dew over powered. The sweet gently kisses upon your lick able lips. Smiles over coming in warmth as I look deeply into your perfect emerald green eyes. Like a rose bud opening on a cold winter day as the two bodies become one. A hand caresses your cheek slowly with one finger coming off your cheek to upon your sweet loving lips. As the touch softly and gently the sensation of being free over comes your body. A feather like touch caressing your sweet gentle silk like breast as the fingers gently works it way slowly around your breast up towards the nipple as you see my gentle tongue slowly wetting as I slowly lower my mouth to your nipple as you feel the hot steam rising above slowly coming down as your nipple hardens up as my tongue begins to slowly caresses your nipple ever so slowly as before Removing the covers off you silky white skin as my fingers begin to slowly c

Telemarketers
I just read this and thought i need to do this next time I get a call, I laughed so hard so I had to share... ~~~~ The phone rang as I was sitting down to my anticipated evening meal and, as I answered, I was greeted with, "Is this Wilhiam Wagenhoss?" This didn't sound anything like my name, so I asked, "Who is calling?" The telemarketer said he was with The Rubberband-Powered Freezer Company or something like that and then I asked him if he knew Wilhiam personally and why was he was calling this number. I then said, off to the side, "Get really good pictures of the body and all the blood." I then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had entered a murder scene and must stay on the line because we had already traced this call and he would be receiving a summons to appear in the local courthouse to testify in this murder case. I then questioned the caller at great length as to his name, address, phone number at home, at work, who he worked for, how

Gack
I feel so sick. It was horrible this morning. I passed out and was 3 hours late for work. I told them I was ill! I felt better this afternoon and moved a few things. Then this evening I carved two jack-o-lanterns. Now I feel sick again. :(

Dream On Chick!
I want a stupid bytch to see this but she blocked me can ya'll help me get her to see it! i know her in real life i live not even 5 minutes from her and I'm tired of her bullshit. I'm not saying names but I know me and her have a bunch of the same friends on our lists. If you can't stand me, why the hell do you keep looking at my page? Why the hell do you try to keep up with my day to day life and why is my name brought up everyday? Back the fuk off me. I stay away from my best friends house so that you can stop bitching at him. Stop getting the bitches you pretend to be friends with to threaten to kick my ass. The people that knows the real you can't stand your ass and I say this again NO ONE LIKES YOU AND I DONT CARE IF YOU GO CRYING TO YOUR BOYFRIEND YOU SHOULD KNOW I TELL HIM EVERYTHING I DO BEFORE I DO IT or RIGHT AFTER. You will NEVER get rid of me. No matter how hard you try and the harder you try the farther away you push yourself away from the life you are working on. Don

Does Human Suffering Refute The Existence Of God?
A friend of mine wrote this. thought i'd share it with who ever wants to read it. I have recently been presented with a group of individuals who have laid claim to the idea that God can not exist. If He (or She or they) did exist, than would the God position, one of presumed omnipotence, create a kind of moral imperative to employ the power in the removal of human suffering. If this power is in fact present, and God does not employ it in the protection of innocents (to be perfectly clear, it is rare that one refers to the unversal removal of suffering - even the guilty suffer) than God's existence itself seems to be brought into question. This questioning itself presents an active rejection. You can't know what you can't know, and sooner or later a blind decision has to be made - belief or disbelief. The evidence is human suffering - the act of faith is the rejection of God. But it is specifically this ability to reject the possibility of God which contains the cause of cr

So Sad
no one will help me.... i have been not really dating this guy that i mat a week ago. he said he didnt wanna call me his cause he didnt wanna go to a party and fuck another chick then feel guilty....but he told me he loves me and hes crazy about me. hes going into the army and i cant talk to him for like 5 months....the other night he was talking to some other chick that used to like him....and tring to make convo with him was like tring to bury a dead body all by your self... then yesterday morning he desides to tell me what he was talking about, something along the lines of they both like each other but he wants to be with me and it would never work out between them. then yesterday after noon we are talking and i ask him if he wants me to call him witch he usually says ya but today he said he didnt feel like talking to me. and that he only wanted to talk on AIM.... do you guys think hes playin me? i know it sounds like highschool bulshit but its something big to me

Beyond The Sunset
Beyond the sunset , lays the hopes and dreams of a world. A world of hope a world of dreams. A world of smiles and a world of tears, Of the young and old, Of the innocent trapped in a world that makes no sence. Beyond the sunset dawns a new day , A new chance , A new hope. A new dream is born and an old dream dies And so the circle ends up complete. New eyes to a new sunset new dreams to be born and a new chance that upon the next sunset, we might all live a better life. Or a better chance at that life, Who are we to condem so much upon sunsets for there is no more beauty in the world then the warm breaze threw ones hair and pink clowds in the sky. The touch of a loving hand and the whispers of love shared between two souls. So do not shed a tear upon sunset insted smile, For our hopes and dreams of a better day ahead travil with that sunset and onto the next day with its rise.

You Laughed With Me
you helped me laugh you dried my tears because of you i have no fears together we live together we grow teaching each other what we must know you came in my life and i was blessed i luv you friend you are the best release my hand and say good-bye please my friend don't you cry i promise you this it's not the end 'cause like i said you're my friend

The Army Sucks!!!
My roomies r gone. they had to leave for iraq and now its all quiet and boring and it kinda sucks. one of them is my best friends husband and shes takin it hard. they've only been married a couple of months but they dont feel like they spent enough time together. i dont blame the guys though. I BLAME THE FUCKING PRESIDENT!!!!! ever since bush was elected everything has gone down hill. the guys werent supposed to leave until december but the army kept making sooner and sooner and now they r gone for a year. so please support our troops cause the damn president aint. God Bless the Troops and bring them home safely!!

A Friend Is Like A Flower
A friend is like a flower, a rose to be exact, Or maybe like a brand new gate that never comes unlatched. A friend is like an owl, both beautiful and wise. Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost, whose spirit never dies. A friend is like a heart that goes strong until the end. Where would we be in this world if we didn't have a friend Courtesy of MsTags.com

Whats Your Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Submissive Vs Slave
SUBMISSIVE vs SLAVE This distinction appears muddled, misunderstood and generalized by a great number of the people that I converse with. First I would like to make a point. Language at it's best shifts from area to area. Within this one continent we have many variations or dialects of usage. This can be seen in terms like sweeper meaning vacuum cleaner etc. So, many words used within a community can mean different things to different people based on the 'age' of the person, their background and the common usage of the area they live in. The submissive is a volunteer. The slave is not a volunteer. This is the core and substantial difference between the two terms. Within the BDSM community this can be interpreted in this way. The submissive individual may be lightly, moderately or heavily submissive. The submissive has a desire to submit to the direction of another person which in this community we call the Dominant or Top. Their submission may be quite limited in range, for

Happy Halloween!!
for those who care, i'm not gonna be online until wednesday. my friends are coming over for a sleepover and sugar highs so see ya in two days. i'll take pix of my costume for those of you who wanna see wat i was

Today
i woke up this morning after a good nights sleep and i started to think about what today is all about. Today is halloween, and i gotta say that its gonna be a crazy today. Tonight in downtown greenville there will one of the biggest parties of the year, and the biggest one in the state. Everyone will get dressed up and go out and to the clubs and stuff. I hopefully will be one of those people out and about. But part of me sits here and wonders whats this day all about. Because in greenville, its just another reason to party and get drunk, and get dressed up..what does everyone else do for halloween?

Happy Halloween!!! Read For Your Treat!!!
Ok this is a test to see just how smart my friends are...make sure you read it all b4 you click on the link..I hope this works..let me know if it does....Happy Halloween!!!! There are two indentical pictures that will appear on the screen after you click the link below. Almost 8,000 people were tested to see if they could find the 3 differences in the two pictures. Only 19 found all 3. See how observant you are. If you find all 3,you're one of very few people who are able to do this...GOOD LUCK..and just in case you are wondering I wasn't able to find them all!!!! http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf ok so the link didn't work so please just copy and paste in your browser!!

What You Will Not See
What you will not see when looking at my pictures are anything nude or looking like it came out of a porn movie, sorry it just isnt me. I dont think someone should have to share in public what they would in the privacy of their home, that kind of stuff is for popularity contests and numbers. None of which impresses or concerns me.

Stuck Between A Rock And A Hard Place
and it really suckz ... i want it to be ok but it just isnt !! it hurts and and its horrid !! and i cant keep myself there anymore so i have to get out and keep away which is the hardest bit to do ...keepng away when its always there ... im sorry loves

Boyfriend Application!
NAME? AGE? EYE COLOR? WHERE ARE YOU? HOMETOWN? HOUSE OR APARTMENT? WOULD YOU CALL ME OR DO I HAVE TO CALL YOU? WOULD YOU MAKE THE FIRST MOVE? DO YOU HAVE A CELL PHONE? DO YOU DRINK? DO YOU SMOKE? WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN A YEAR? WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PASTIME? DO YOU LIKE THE BEACH? DO YOU GET JEALOUS? WOULD YOU CALL ME IF YOU WERE LATE TO MEET ME SOMEWHERE? WOULD YOU TAKE CARE OF ME IF I WAS SICK? FAVORITE COLOR? FAVORITE CAR? FAVORITE MUSIC? DO YOU LIKE TO SEE MOVIES? FAVORITE MOVIES? DO YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES? WHAT DOES YOUR WARDROBE CONSIST OF? WHAT DOES YOUR ROOM LOOK LIKE? WHAT BRAND(S) DO YOU WEAR MOST? DO YOU THINK YOU COULD HANG OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS/BOYFRIENDS? DO YOU GET ALONG WITH OTHER GUYS/GIRLS REALLY WELL? IF YOU COULD DESCRIBE ME IN 4 WORDS FROM WHAT YOU SEE WHAT WOULD THEY BE?

Banister Of Life
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember. 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss...the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone. 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. 8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. 9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can. 10. A blonde said, "I was worried th

Give It All
Let me know if you like the song or not =) ---------- Break through the undertow, your hands I can't seem to find, pollution burns my tongue, cough words I can't speak so I stop my struggling, then I float to the surface, fill my lungs with air, then let it out I give it all, now there’s a reason why I sing, So give it all, and it's these reasons that belong to me Rock bottoms where we live, and still we dig these trenches, to bury ourselves in them, backs breaking under tension For far too long these voices, muffled by distances, it's time to come to our senses, up from the dirt We give it all, now there’s a reason why I sing, So give it all, and it's these reasons that belong to me Breathe, the air we give, the life we live, our pulses racing distances, so wet my tongue, break into song, through seas of competition, So please believe your eyes, a sacrifice, is not what we had in our minds, I'm coming home tonight, home tonight We give it a

Effort Becomes Effortless
Tuesday, October 31, 2006 Effort becomes effortless Effort becomes effortless when it is driven by a deep and abiding purpose. Achievements fall easily and naturally into place when they are in harmony with who you are. Fear disappears when you realize that the things that truly matter can never be taken away from you. Creativity blossoms with each moment spent in gratitude for the limitless abundance of life. Distractions lose their power when you focus on your loving intentions. No circumstance can hold you back when you know who you truly are. Beyond the small and petty concerns of the ego are magnificent and endless possibilities. Beyond the shortsighted need to selfishly control the little things is the very real ability to positively influence everything. Life goes your way to the extent that you give it meaning and purpose. Your thoughts, words and actions bring unique and lasting value to the extent that they express who you are. Stop fighting your fears an

Today Is My 2nd Wedding Anniversary...
Got married at 6 pm on Halloween 2004...... Lovely cermony.... Hubby helped plan it.....allot...(maybe more than a stright man should LOL),,,, We had a very small budget beacsue my Dad is a cheap jew... but we made it work.... I have pics if anyone cares.... But i tho i'd say i may not be on today allot.... Im gonna be hanging with the spouse.... Celeste

I'm Sorry...
Like most days I woke up and, with nothing better to do, I signed into myspace to see what was new. Not surprising but there was nothing. So as always I started browsing the bulletins my friends had posted. It's normaly the same old shit, "repost this to find your love", "add this person", "what color skittle are you" and so on and so forth. Just as I was about to close it all out I stumbled across one that my friend Rebbecca reposted. I NEVER repost bulletins. I think its a waste of time. Guess what I reposted this one. This one actualy made sense to me. I hope girls read this and at least a few realize what they are missing. So here it is. For all to read. And please... Spread this one around. Its not a waste of time. This is to all of the girls in the world who can't accept the nice guys for who they are: I'm sorry That I was raised with respect; not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your w

Hahahahaha
Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. "I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," said the beaming boy to his old man. "Nope," came dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit back here and kick the back of your seat while you drive, just like you have been doing to me for sixteen years."

A Game...
I walked across the bed of white hot coals. I walked right through my childhood. I walked knowing it would end and eventually my burnt, ashen feet would be washed and cooled and healed. The only thing that kept me walking was my daydreaming about the soothing coolness that would eventually releave my pain. I walked and cried, I walked and believed and trusted. I finally reached the finish line and all that I saw were hecklers; laughing and yelling, telling me the real finish line was a little further on. They were just joking. I keep walking, feet on fire, tears streaming down my face, clothes charred and burnt around the edges; just to find the same thing. It was a big bad joke and I was the butt of the joke. No matter how hard I try or how far along I keep trudging on this path; This bed of coals is laid in a ring. I can't win. And eventually it becomes tiresome to the onlookers...

Why God Made Eve
Why God Made Eve 10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions. 9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote. 8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him. 7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's dentist's or haircut appointment by himself. 6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb. 5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing. 4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools. 3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden. 2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone." And, finally, the Number 1 reason why God crea

My Thought Of The Day.....
Be more of an asshole. That is what I feel like doing today. Call it waking up on the wrong side of the bed..... Call it not getting enough sleep.... Call it just being fed up with people in general and thier generalized bullshit. Let's just say that today I am in a truely foul mood, even though there is no reason for it. Hey..... They can't ALL be good days.

In Honor Of Stupid People
In Honor of Stupid People In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," (and that would be how???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)? On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery

Am I Naughty Or Nice
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are you Naughty or nice

Laying Your Flag To Rest Part 2
The idea of leaving isnt an easy one its all ive known and what has raised me into who i am today.....if it wasnt for the streets i wouldnt have the incite and all the knowledge i do today to be the good person i am.....The color blue.....I love it so much its like we are inseperable and it will never leave my heart.... the color red i cant bear to see myself wear even now... its do difficult i see red and it reminds me of dying friends.....i struggle not to go back to it..... I love you all and i need support with this...... please help....

Coins
lose your innocence ,come with me ill show you things youll never see living in the room you do spirit up ,drink to you In the darkest part of your past angels will cry out at last and save your soul tonite much to their delight fill your life with emptiness never giving kindness never doing as youre told saving all the silver and gold put the coins on the eyes saving them from all their lies and with a few more words spoke on ashes you will choke and never find the light again sell your soul for a life of sin

Blood
Type O People with O type blood are brave, outgoing, fun, courageous and confident. You are very popular and make friends easily. You also are very attention grabbing, and people always notice you. 'What does your blood type say about you?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Funny Stuff
NODDY -- [noun]:A level headed person who always makes the wrong decision 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com and my given name hehe CHARLOTTE -- [adjective]:Sexually stunning 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Politics Explained
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his

20 Ways To Confuse Trick Or Treaters (repost) I Can Garuntee I Will Try Some Of This.
20 ways to confuse trick or treaters (repost) I can garuntee i will try some of this. 1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, bags of sand, golf balls etc). 2. Wait behind te door until some people come,when they get near the door jump out, wearing a cosume and holding a bag, and yell "Trick or treat"! Look at them , scratch your head and act confused. 3. Fill a brief case with marbles and crackers and write on it 'top secret'. When trick or treaters come look around supiciously and say "Its about time you got here", give them the briefcase and quickly shut the door. 4. Get about 30 people to wait in you living room, when trick or treaters come to the door say ,"Come in". when they do everyone yell "Surprise!!!" and act like its a surprise party. 5. Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out whats wrong with your dishwasher. Insist it makes an unnatural 'whirring' sound. 6. After you give them candy hand the trick or t

Tell Me I Cant Do Good!!!
You know what i do what i have to do! Screw you if your not my friend because you dont agree with the decisions im making im doing good for myself bye myself! And screw all the girls who cant appreciate what im doing for myself, and who cant stay true! where the hell are all the woman at? i need a true girl you know! please if you care respond to this!

What Is Your Perfect Guy/girl Comprised Of?
Kindness Kindness is most important in a boyfriend/girlfriend. You want someone who will go through everything with you - the best moments and the worst, and all of those other moments in between. You love to be able to say anything to your partner, and have them say anything to you. You are able to be extremely close with your partner for that reason. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Chinese Proverb
If there is light in the soul, There will be beauty in the person. If there is beauty in the person, There will be harmony in the house. If there is harmony in the house, There will be order in the nation. If there is order in the nation, There will be peace in the world.

Halloween. Went Down The Tubes!
halloween is the best holiday ever! So i decided to go all out and be a smart ass and dress up for halloween for school today! Well Only 7 ppl got what i was trying to do! Ok who ever figures it out gets a shit load of comments and 10's all around on page and pics! SO I wore big jewlery, a layered curled up wig, tight jeans, and HUGE titties! Hair color is a joke because this girl hasnt had black hair but every other color! Im a white girl! and Im a pop/movie star and my music sucks! ppl say my boobs are fake! Thats all it should be easy so guess away! pics will coem later! and the answer later tonight/tomorrow! so guess away! either email me or leave me a blog comment or a page comment! xo's Amber

Old Vent...
i needed to vent ( warning...lots of swearing =P) id like to say a few things, first off never forget where u came from and never sell out. I also hate fake fucks. ... I always say... some people should lack the right to fuckin speak. Stupidity is like a fuckin fad these days and if ignorance is bliss... most of the dumb fucks out there are in heaven. But most of all never forget your roots and "before you go waving flags... make sure you know what u fuckin stand for" - h2o. i'm a laid back kid but i do get annoyed with stupid shit. i hate when people play dumb. when people act like they are better than u for whatever reasons i want to punch them in the face. i love to fuckin swear... but does that make me less of a person? fuck you then! you smoke ciggerettes... dont judge me cause i smoke weed... im not a fuckin stoner... it just fuckin relaxes me... "oh you didnt go to college?" no i didnt go to fuckin college but wait... i make more money than 75 % of college graduates... dont

Choices
this blog isnt like the normal blog... its not the regular blogs where i swear a lot to make people laugh with the thoughts in my head, this is a deeper side of me that most people dont see and i'm going to share it with the world... so lets go for a ride ... come along with me to my inner thinkings... lately ive beeing thinking quite a bit... expanding my mind. striving to figure out who i really am. and the word that sticks out most in my mind is choices. choices ive made along the way that defined who i am. and its lately that has really made me think about those choices, be that they are from the past, or more so very recent. and i've met someone very recently that has brought me to think about that for some of my choices may keep me from experiencing this most amazing person and it pains me to know that its my selfishness that caused that. my whole life ive been on my own... family was never really a factor in my life. some of the few who grew up with me and the fewer

Love.. (martin Luther King Jr.}
Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb to agree to serve. You only need a heart full of grace. A soul generated by love.

Ten Reasons I Like Animals More Than People. (and Not That Way You Sicko)
1) Animals are honest. They don't know how to lie. 2) If an animal shits on you, it's an accident. If a person does it, it's on purpose. 3) If an animal gets mad, it bites you on the leg. If a person gets mad, they stab you in the back. 4) If an animal hates you it lets you know in one way shape or form. If a person hates you, they act like your best friend. 5) An animal can't exagerate the truth. People can't stop. 6) An animal eats only what it needs and the rest is scavenged by other animals. People eat what they want, throw the extra in the garbage and then don't help feed the hungry. 7) An animal will not hate a person based on the color of thier skin. People do it everyday. 8) An animal will wait for you by the door. A person will sneak out the back. 9) An animal instictively senses sadness and tries to cheer you up. People sense it and try to make you feel worse. 10) And the most important. An animal will be there until the end. Pe

Forbidden
Forbidden Archeology The following review of Forbidden Archeologys Impact appeared in the March 2000 issue (vol. 52, no. 1, pp. 63-64) of Perspectives on Science and Christian Faith, the journal of the American Scientific Affiliation, an established organization of Christian scientists. History of Science (section heading): Forbidden Archeologys Impact by Michael A. Cremo. Los Angeles: Bhaktivedanta Book Trust, 1998. 569 pages, bibliography, index. Hardcover: $35.00. This is an unusual book, possibly an inaugral work of this kind. Cremos Forbidden Archeologys Impact is a compilation of reports, letters, challenging papers, internet messages, and correspondence the author has had with scientists, and his written responses to the multitude of criticisms, which he claims professional journals have refused to print. This book is based on the response to his 1993 work titled Forbidden Archeology, a controversial extremist view of human antiquity that literally stunned the

Efficiency
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon and set it on the table. The diner was impressed. "Do all the waiters carry spoons in their pockets?" The waiter replied, "Yes. Ever since we had that efficiency expert out, he determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen." The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, "Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging from your fly?" The waiter replied, "Yes, we all do. Seems that the same efficiency expert determined that we spend too much time washing our hands after using the men's room. So, the other end of that string is tied to my penis. When I need to go, I simply pull the string to get my penis out, go, and return to work. Since I don't actually t

Late One Foggy Night..............
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... behind him. Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him faster... faster... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him! However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... on his heels the terrified man runs. Rus hing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and re

Netflicks Is The Win
Im not sure if everyone knows...(or anyone cares..lol).. but ive had a hard few months. A freind of mine decided to be a lil angel and give me a free months subscription to NetFlicks since he knew i like movies and he thot it would be fun. I had wanted NF before... but couldnt afford it.... NOW.. as soon as i can.... It will be the 1st thing on my to Get list.... This SHIT rocks!!! The person who thot of this is a Fucking GENIUS!!! Its basicaly like the biggest video store ON EARTH... But Online... It has EVERYTHING ( But porn... My one complaint... heehee).. and the plans are really not bad to afford ( if u have the extra money) They ship in a day and come individually so u can get more as u watch....I already have like 40 movies in my Want list.... I will so not be able to get thru them all.... But at least now i know what I'll be missing and want it back....LOL.. Motivation I guess... anyway.... I know this is stoopid... But i wanted to Just express how i Love "m

Distant Dreams
Distant Dreams Paint your soul, let me know!. Give me a taste I wont endulge. Let me read your dreams and construct a plan. Feelings layed out with the stroke of your hand. Splattered colors fused to desire, your future plans you conspire. Your future is what makes you unique, Everyone will bow at your feet. Sights set on a different place, your wicked soul I embrace. To be remembered dont mean much, servants longing for your icy touch. Go and build your empire, Mistress of Fire. These are my words unto u, May it bring fullfilment in whatever you do......................Night Shadows LLC Copywrite2006

Sweaters And Old Ladies
Well, winter is practically here. Im busting out the warm sweaters, and the long sleeved shirts. Being sure to lotion up, so I dont shrivel up, and have every layer of skin peel away. Ive been so cold lately, not having someone warm and comforting to hold on to, this time of year, can be a very bad thing for a lady. I feel like an old lady, with the layers of clothes that ive been wearing. My skin has been screaming and itching to get out of these clothes, but its just to damn cold. I cant wait for the summer, when I can wear the shorts and the tanktops again. Its starting to snow around here, and thats always very depressing. I guess my blog does not have a point to it, but do any blogs really mean anything to anyone, except for the few exceptions that I have read, Aristotle, you are one of them, Layman, you are another. Anyways, bear with me here, im almost done babbling. Well, thanks for reading, not much of a point to this, other than to waste your time, and piss you off I guess. T

Fakers
Flaw ass people. Look if you are on here just to get points and all that stuff, don't even bother with me. There are those on here that just want to meet cool ass people and just talk. If you are so fake that you have to milk people without genuinely becoming their friend the that's pretty pathetic.

Me...
These past two years have been hard on me and my family. It feels like god is trying to put us threw a series of challenges that almost seem unbearable. The good thing is that we all stayed strong and bonded together to keep strong. We kept getting hard blows, and almost fell down, but we were all there to stay strong and pick each other back up. This poem that I recently read seemed like it was something I was going threw or was something I was thinking. When I read it the poem just hit home closer then expected. I hope when you read it that it’ll help you understand me a little bit better. I know I have been a bit snappy lately and a bit mean. I guess it is just a way for me to but a shield around my heart. If I did offend anyone of you please forgive me, because I didn’t mean to. Myspace Layouts

Halloween
just wanted to say happy halloween to all my friends gotta take my kids out trick-or-treating so i wont be on today feel free to stop by and leave some love i will return the love when im on next thanks every one have a fun night

The Hormone Hostage
The Hormone Hostage The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! 13 Things PMS Stands For: 1 Pass My Shotgun 2 Psychotic Mood Shift 3 Perpetual Munching Spree 4 Puffy Mid-Section

Halloween
Well sittin here goin nuts waiting on everyone to get ready so we can gat the trick or treating done. Was gonna dress up but decided not to. Went to the bar sat night and they had a costume compitition. Got some messed up pictures and as soon as they come in im puttin up. lol. Other than that i gotta go to work tonight so better get these people moving laterz

From Africa With Love
I had to share a couple things with you all. Today right here in Cherry I recieved a private message from a girl, who looked suprisingly like a model, from Nigeria. She didn't bother to rate my profile, just sent me a message saying "here's my yahoo ID cause I want to talk". OK, most of you know the scam. Someone, and probably a guy resembling Ernest Borgnein, posts pics at an online dating service or a place like Cherry. "She" then gets all lovey-dovey with a guy very quickly and the asks him to send her money for a plain ticket. No wonder people can't make it out of these third world countries as expensive as the tickets are, too! Well sadly guys actually fall for it. Some of the Russian scammers will actaully send a photo copy of a passport and the embassy will check those if you ask (like you really need to!) Anyway, that reminded me of a girl from Nigeria who tried the same with me, and I decided to make a bogus yahoo ID and chat with her. I thought I would share the convers

A Mother
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry

My New Poem
Never sure of life and the things that will be Psychic impressions that do come to me let me know that something will change A feeling I get that is always so strange And always to pass in the coming storm Why do I suffer these visions that swarm I saw you there in dreams and thought I knew you’re the one my soul had sought I felt the coming of change all before I see the visions and wish I knew more But what is to come and how it will unfold Is to me a mystery , a story yet untold And now free of bonds one more time again As I felt it coming blowing in on the wind And the pull to the west is very real For it is in my soul and I know how I feel And that this time the change is forever to last I don’t know when but it will come on fast For I can never fight what is meant to be I have tried and lived only to see Fate have it’s way and the course is true Fear not the change for it keeps life new And now the wind blows me on to another life Free of the pain and hards

Another Service Message
Life can make one feel like a looser Drive one down and create a boozer When adversity does eat the heart Where is hope ? When does it start ? For all of us need reason to live And all have something great to give What others in life consider trash And would throw to the fire burn to ash I would think is to others a find And be a treasure in their mind we see only this world in material terms treat the down trodden as if covered with germs And fail to see the human cost And then we see a collective soul lost Why in our streets is there crime out of control Why do we act as if they have no soul Is it easier to pretend that nothing is wrong That we are living right in this way for so long And that when we let others take our careers And leave our boarders unprotected for years Who wears the blame when we let it go It is all ours and I think we should know That if we do not act now and make things right Our way of life will fade into the night And nothing will rem

You Know What.
This place is just like a bar really. Like every guy on here tells EVERY GIRL the same damn thing. Oh you have such beautiful eyes. Oh what a nice ass, oh how pretty. Omfg Stfu already. Say something different for a change. Would it kill someone to be fucking original? Seriously. I mean all anyones here for is attention. Fucking ATTENTION. And you can't sit there and say you're not, cause then you'd be a fucking liar. Everyone wants the same thing. Its a fucking popularity contest. Lets see who can show who more fucking skin. Bullshit. You know someone pointed out to me a few weeks ago, that most of the men on here just talk to me because of my private album and i laughed in there face literally, but now im starting to realize he was right. He truly was. This place is full of perverts, and attention whores. Now dont get me wrong im not saying im not one. Cause yeah i like attention and blah blah blah. But That doesnt mean shit. I swear, i have over 3000 friends, and you know h

Why
as people can see i have 3 daughters i care so much about and i now and been getting rejected by my x she will not let me see them or anything but will bring other guys in there life and they think there all that saying shit about me its bad enough i am 5 hours away and if i cross the state line i get locked up i know this but she thinks that its all about her and all she cares about money i am so fen mad right now because they will not let me talk to my daughters or anything they are trying to keep tthem from me i am going to go after them but do u think i am wrong if her new man starts a fight with me should i just walk away which is not like me because those are my daughters i am so lost any help will be great

Funny
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want." Larry is recovering in Room 232.

Desire
DESIRE To savour the kiss of a wayward breeze the lick of solidary winds over nippled need the soft waters flow above my languished longing immersing you deeply as I feed you touch upon this lightened soul like a spate of light from a candles glow feel the perfervid lick of feral inspire burning me with sacred fire

True American
It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only I don't see it as Humor, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE ! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Ya'll know who ya' are... You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag. You migh t be a TRUE AMERICAN if

Personal Enlightenment...
So for a day of fun, I had... 1. My teeth pulled 2. The beginning of an all-liquid diet. 3. Nothing to do and have made 3 blogs. Seriously, this is some seriously fucked up shit. Is this the view of the rest of my life? Boredom. Is my only chance at fun online and that is spoiled by assholes who take a game way to seriously. This Tuesday has been terminal. Also, I get my balls checked to see what's up with them. Of course, some here should be panicked and bugged out... but I get nothing. How shocking... I get sick of waiting for that IM that'll never come. That break I can never seem to get without being followed up by a major setback. That friend I think will arrive but always slips through the cracks. I am tired. I am sick of being the fighter, I wanna drop my gloves... but that seems to be a passing joke. Management seems to be punishing me for my decision to say "no" to FT 1-11 Duty by making me work 28 hours every week... The least possible for a 1-11. Did I menti

Chicken Florentine
1 (10 oz.) pkg. frozen chopped spinach, thawed and squeezed dry 3/4 c. Ricotta cheese 1/2 c. grated Parmesan (I use Mozzarella) 1/2 c. dry bread crumbs (I use Italian) 1 beaten egg Salt Pepper 4 boneless, skinless, chicken breast halves 1 tbsp. butter 1/2 c. dry white wine Lemon slices Combine first 5 ingredients in medium bowl. Season with salt and pepper. Make slit in edge of each breast half, cut arc to make a pocket. Fill each pocket with 1/4 of stuffing. Press pocket to close. Melt butter in large skillet over medium high heat and cook chicken until lightly browned (about 2 minutes each side). Add wine. Cover and simmer until chicken is springy to touch, about 15 minutes. Place on plates and garnish with lemon slices. Can also be finished in oven. After browning, bake at 350 degrees for 25 to 30 minutes, basting often

Chicken Manicotti
6 chicken breasts, skinned and deboned 1 (16 oz.) can tomato sauce 1/2 c. chopped onion 1 sm. garlic clove 1/2 c. Parmesan cheese 3 tbsp. Italian seasoning 1/2 tsp. salt and pepper 1/2 c. ricotta cheese 1/2 c. cottage cheese 1 (8 oz.) pkg. Mozzarella cheese 1/2 c. dill weed Combine tomato sauce, garlic, Parmesan cheese, 1 teaspoon Italian seasoning, salt, pepper, and simmer 15 minutes. Combine ricotta, cottage, 1/2 Mozzarella, stir in remainder of Italian seasoning salt, pepper, dill weed. Spread about 1/2 cup of cheese mixture into center of each chicken breast. Roll up jelly roll fashion and place in lightly oiled shallow pan. Pour sauce mixture over chicken. Sprinkle with remaining Mozzarella cheese. Bake at 350 degrees for 35 minutes. NOTE: Beat chicken with meat tenderizer hammer.

Frittata Ranchera Recipe
Ingredients 3 Tbsp butter or margarine, melted 1/2 cup chopped green bell pepper 1 can (15 ounces or 2 cups) ranch-style beans 2 Tbsp water 1/2 cup chopped onion 3/4 cup cubed cooked ham 8 eggs nstructions Saute onion and green pepper in 1 tablespoon butter; stir in ham and beans. Heat to warm; remove from skillet. Meanwhile, beat together eggs and water. Heat remaining butter in skillet until just hot enough to sizzle; add eggs. Cook over low heat until eggs are set. Pour heated bean mixture evenly over eggs; cover tightly. Cook until eggs reach desired doneness. Cut into wedges to serve. Yield: 4 to 6 servings

Southwest Potato Frittata Recipe
Corn, chiles, pimientos, and cilantro give a Southwestern flair to easy frittata. This dish is rich and hearty enough for a main meal. INGREDIENTS: * 2/3 pound (2 medium) potatoes cut into 1/4-inch slices * 1 can (8-3/4 ounces) whole kernel corn, drained * 1 can (4 ounces) diced mild green chiles * 1 can (2-1/4 ounces) sliced ripe olives, drained * 1 jar (2 ounces) sliced pimientos, drained * 3 green onions, sliced * 2 tablespoons chopped cilantro or parsley * 8 eggs or 2 cups egg substitute * 2 teaspoons water * Pepper, to taste * 1/3 cup grated Parmesan cheese PREPARATION: Preheat broiler. Place potatoes in shallow 1-1/2 to 2-quart microwave-safe dish. Cover with plastic wrap, venting one corner. Microwave on High 5 minutes. Coat 10-inch nonstick skillet with vegetable cooking spray. Add potatoes and cook over medium heat, turning occasionally, until golden, about 5 minutes. Meanwhile, in medium bowl, mix corn, gree

A Sweet Frittata For Dessert - - Frittata Dolce Per Dessert
The frittata is an extremely tasty way to stretch eggs. Though most are savory, one can make a sweet frittata for dessert, and they were indeed quite common in the past. This sweet frittata is easy to do and quite quick. INGREDIENTS: * 6 eggs * 1 tablespoon sugar * 1/2 cup (125 ml) cream * 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract * 6 ounces freshly made or canned fruit cocktail (drain an 8-ounce can) * Unsalted butter * Confectioner's sugar for dusting PREPARATION: Lightly beat the eggs with the tablespoon of sugar, the cream, and the vanilla extract. Drain the fruit cocktail, mince the pieces, and stir them into the egg mixture. Heat a pat of butter in a skillet and add a quarter of the egg mixture; cook it until the bottom firms up, then flip it (cover the skillet with a lid, flip the entire skillet while pressing the lid against it so the frittata comes to rest on the lid, and then slide the upended frittata back into the skillet) and cook a few

Pretty Pleaseeeeeeee
will u pppppppplease go to www.myspace.com/photos_bykenny and vote for me!!! you dont have to have a myspace. all you do is go to the web page, you dont have to click view more pictures or anything, just scroll down to where all the contestants picture are listed and click on my picture (Carri, 18). an email from you addressed to Photos_bykenny@yahoo.com with "Carri" in the subject.. just send it... PRETTY PLEASE ;) im number one and i wanna stay that way lol.... happy halloween xoxox

Chicken Roll Ups
2 med. tomatoes, peeled, seeded, and coarsely chopped 1/2 c. tomato juice 1 green pepper, finely chopped 1 yellow onion, finely chopped 1 clove garlic, minced 1/2 tsp. salt 1/8 tsp. black pepper 1/4 tsp. dried oregano, crumbled 2 whole chicken breasts, skinned, boned, and split 1/2 c. part skim Ricotta cheese 1 egg yolk 1 tsp. minced dry parsley or fresh 1 tbsp. grated Parmesan cheese 1/2 c. shredded Mozzarella cheese In medium saucepan over medium heat, bring the tomatoes, juice, green pepper, onion, garlic, salt, black pepper and oregano to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer covered. Stir occasionally until thickened, about 20 minutes. Meanwhile, place each chicken breast on board and pound to 1/4 inch thick with mallet, etc. Combine Ricotta cheese, egg yolk, parsley and Parmesan cheese in a small bowl. Spread about 1 tablespoon of mixture in center of each chicken piece leaving 1/2 inch border all around. Roll up and set aside. Spoon 1/2 of tomato sauce into an 8-i

Manicotti With Creamed Chicken And
12 manicotti 1 chicken, cooked, skinned, boned & cut into 1/2" cubes 1 tbsp. dry white vermouth 1/2 lemon 1 1/2 tbsp. butter 1/4 c. finely chopped onion 2 tbsp. flour 1 c. chicken broth 1/2 c. heavy cream 1/2 c. grated Gruyere or Swiss cheese Salt & freshly ground pepper 1 tsp. butter 3 tbsp. blanched almonds 1 sm. egg 1 c. ricotta cheese 6 tbsp. Parmesan cheese 1 c. chopped parsley 1/2 tsp. grated lemon rind Cook manicotti according to package directions; set aside on tinfoil and spread out so that manicotti do not stick together. Place chicken in bowl with vermouth and squeeze lemon over meat. Sprinkle with salt and pepper and set aside. Melt 1 1/2 tablespoons butter in saucepan and add onion. Cook, stirring until onion is wilted. Sprinkle with flour and cook, stirring with wire whisk or fork. Add broth, stirring rapidly with whisk. When thickened and smooth, add 1/4 cup cream. Simmer about 10 minutes, stirring occasionally; then add Gruyere cheese and salt

The Story Of A Bitch
Ok so this bitches name is courtney. Ive known her ever since i moved to this town, unfortunatly. But i never really started talking to her until i got into high school. Well of course my best friend Betsy had a problem with her and she was right... Courtney is a slut/whore/bitch/cunt whatever you wanna call her shes everything. Very manipulative... Because of her I almost lost 2 very good friends. One of them i knew for 4 years and he is a sweetheart. I hooked those two up basically and she pulled on his heartstrings and played him. When they fought i was stuck in the middle.. so being a girl i took her side.. little did i know she was such a bitch. So after a while she still playin him he just wised up and i saw him at a co-workers sons birthday party. He appologised to me for making such a big mistake because i warned him. But we are friends now. She is now toying with another friend of mine. Tyler who ive known since i moved here.. her neighbor. Shes just pullin him along. or at le

Tears Lead To Heart Ache.
Impatience, gone wrong. Virtues, pain. Anger and sadness, hit the soul. Words spew forth, meanings mistaken. Dispair. Tears shed, like red scarlet, Crimson, with pain, the blood. You reach for it, you can see it, you cant see you, scream, scream. Lookin in the mirror you see a reflection, a horrid image, whiping the blood on your face. Secrets, lies, hidden in your mind. Fallen, you fear, you hate, you hide. Footsteps, leading up to the door, her it comes. Run, run away from it. Creek, Creek, You hear the sound, you see the image, has it gone, wheres the life. You hold the knife, you hold your soul, begining to free it. With his. You open the door to the bathroom, the room you had your last "words" with him. Pull away the curtian, and there he lays. You sob, knowing what you've done. Your mad, your stupid, your -worthless- You scream, "ill be worthless no more" Anger hits, and bring on the pain. Indulge it. Taste the blood, the furry. Its ending. Its over. Its done