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Funny Stuff
DO YOU FART IN BED? IF THIS STORY DOESN'T MAKE YOU CRY FROM LAUGHING SO HARD, LET ME KNOW AND I'LL PRAY FOR YOU. THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR YEARS. THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE HUSBAND'S HABIT OF FARTING LOUDLY EVERY MORNING WHEN HE AWOKE. THE NOISE WOULD WAKE HIS WIFE AND THE SMELL WOULD MAKE HER EYES WATER AND MAKE HER GASP FOR AIR. EVE RY MORNING SHE WOULD PLEAD WITH HIM TO STOP RIPPING THEM OFF BECAUSE IT WAS MAKING HER SICK. HE TOLD HER HE COULDN' T.STOP IT AND THAT IT WAS PERFECTLY NATURAL. SHE TOLD HIM TO SEE A DOCTOR, SHE WAS CONCERNED THAT ONE DAY HE WOULD BLOW HIS GUTS OUT. THE YEARS WENT BY AND HE CONTINUED TO RIP THEM OUT. THEN ONE THANKSGIVING MORNING AS SHE WAS PREPARING THE TURKEY FOR DINNER AND HE WAS UPSTAIRS SOUND ASLEEP, SHE LOOKED AT THE INNARDS AND NECK, GIZZARD, LIVER AND ALL THE SPARE PARTS AND A MALICIOUS THOUGHT CAME TO HER. SHE TOOK THE BOWL AND WENT UPST AIRS WHERE HER HUSBAND WAS SOUND ASLE

As We Get Older...(this Is So True)
As we grow older, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will, you will have your heart broken probably more then once and its harder every time, you will break hearts too so remember how it felt when yours was broken, you'll fight with your best friends, you'll blame a new love for things an old one did, you'll argue with a family member over words best forgiven and forgotten, you'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back!

Treat Her Right
Today is Sweetest Day ALWAYS DO THIS FOR HER!!! LEAVE HER (AND ONLY HER) CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN YOU TALK T0 HER. TELL HER STUPID J0KES T0 MAKE HER LAUGH. LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. MESS WITH HER HAIR. JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS Y0U D0. WHEN SHE CRYS D0 WHATEVER IT TAKES T0 MAKE HER SMIlE. F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS. WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER. LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS. GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER. KISS HER F0REHEAD. GIVE HER THE W0RLD. WRITE HER LETTERS. LET HER WEAR Y0UR CL0THES. WHEN SHES SAD, HANG 0UT WITH HER. LET HER KN0W SHE'

My Fine Is $370.05 --- Whats Yours
Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Had sex with some one of another race -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 Used toys while having sex -- $30 Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before -- $20 Went skinny dipping -- $5 Had sex in a pool -- $20 Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20 Cheated on your significant other -- $10 Masturbated -- $10 Cheated on your significant other with their

Gentle Breezes On A Crisp Cold Night
Gentle Breezes on a Crisp Cold Night the cold wraps its arms tight about each breath I breathe leaves its mark on the night like a tiny fog for fairy lands my breath drifts up off then away it goes the wind that blows pink on my cheeks a whispered caress from a lover's speak yet no embarassment the crisp chill in the air becomes an embrace welcomed to this heated flesh filled with desire for more not less the breeze so cold so crisp so night the breath of a lover to spirit to soul lingering now about my neck shivers run the thoughts in the mind my ears hear the voice of the day we met speaking so clear gentle winds on a crisp cold night

What My Name Stands For
center> SUEELLENJEANHARSTAD S is for Sincere U is for Unreal E is for Emotional E is for Enchanting L is for Luscious L is for Likeable E is for Entertaining N is for Nerdy J is for Jealous E is for Enlightened A is for Astounding N

The Vibrator
AS A WOMAN PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR. SHOCKED, SHE ASKED: "WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?" THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: "MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE." THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR. UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE OBSERVED HIS DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR. TO HIS QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID: "DAD I'M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE." A COUPLE DAYS LATER, THE WIFE CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, PLACED THE GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM, OF ALL PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM

Warning To Returning Service Men!!!
WARNING! WARNING to the Service Men who are Returning home from Being Away on Deployment or extended Training Duty. Some things to keep in mind as you return home from your adventure. You will have to be very patient with your wife as she adjusts to your presence after all the time she has spent without you there. 1. As soon as you walk through the door, take out the trash immediately, as she is sick of doing it. 2. Do not be alarmed if she jumps over the couch and runs 60 miles an hour to get to the telephone when it rings, she thinks it is you calling, and that is one call she isn't going to miss! 3. Forgive her for any nightly beatings that may occur to your body. This thrashing that happens is because she is used to having the bed all to herself. In extreme conditions, she may start screaming thinking you are someone she doesn't know and she may even call the police to report she is being robbed. If you are attempting to make love to her, you may be in jail on rape cha

Omg
Well damn was that one hell of a game. My Ravens are in 1st place now in the AFC North by 2 games. Playoffs here we come. The win was sweet becuase i had a good bet on it:) Now i just need Denver too beat Shitsburg..lol

Attention, Gi Joe.
While you are here in Germany, you're girlfriend is back at home sleeping with the milk man. Why not leave Hitler alone and go back to your homes before she gets free cheese? Silly Nazis. So, I read this book today about a tank gunner in WWII. Clearly it made me think of free Nazi cheese.

Pictures!!!!!!
I WAS HOPEING SOMENE COULD HELP ME SINCE I CANT SEAM TO GET ANY ANSWERS AT CHERRY TAP IVE BEEN TRYING TO UPLOAD MORE PICTURES BUT IVE HAS THIS MESSAGE TELLING ME THAT MY BROWSER ISNT SUPPORTED "THATS WIERD BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IN TIME I HAD 20 PICTURES ON HERE. NOW IVE GOT A NEW MESSAGE TELLING ME SOMETHING DIFFERNT "ALSO WHEN I GO TO MY PROFILE ALL MY PICTURES ARE BLACK AND WHITE". THIS IS WHAT IT SAYS I NEED TO DO " Image Uploader ActiveX control is necessary to upload your files quickly and easily. You will be able to select multiple images in user-friendly interface instead of clumsy input fields with Browse button. Installation will take up to few minutes, please be patient. To install Image Uploader, please reload page and select "Yes" button when you will see control installation dialog." AND I DONT UNDERSTAND, I AM SO NOT A COMPUITER WIZ....WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO FIX THIS SO I CAN ADD NEW PICTURES? THANKS KAT

I Understand Lonely
Lonely is the toughest thing to do Lonely is the toughest thing to do And just sit around this place missing you I wish we had back that day When we threw every thing away Cause lonely is the toughest thing to do I think about a time when we were young and free My ache grows thinking how you looked at me And we walked around both hand in hand Your were my woman I was your man Now lonely is the toughest thing to do Some days I lay awake in bed and shedding tears Feeling time pass slower than the passing years I think of vows that we did say And how I felt upon that day Knowing lonely is the toughest thing to do In a perfect world you would not have told me to go And I would have done all that did not then know But you went and found someone new All I’m left is missing you Dear god lonely is the toughest thing to do Lonely is the toughest thing to do Now you have your perfect life with him too Do what it take to make love grow Take it from a man wh

Sensual Couple
There is a fire within us.. that only needs a touch to bring forth flame. Passion ignites... when I hear you whisper my name. My body shivers... oh... but not from cold... but from the sweet anticipation... of a desire that never seems to grow old. I lay my head upon your chest.. kiss your skin softly. I breathe in the manly scent of you... it intoxicates me like wine... making my senses whirl... or maybe it is the way your hands... are softly caressing my back... making me melt... yet every nerve is tingling... with the need of you. You gently lift me up and softly kiss my forehead Sending chills all down my spine Can't wait the anticipation... Softly kiss up your body gently caress our lips... My body fills with excitement and anticipation Hands roaming each others bodies Filling the silkiness of your skin My heart starts pounding from pleasure As your fingers run over my treasures Gently sliding the key in as you begin to turn Gently stroking my bod

Without You~~motley Crue
Last night at the Aerosmith/Motley Crue concert, this song was played by the band, and it made me appreciate how my dear friends from NYC can give me this special graduation gift..But it also made me think of some other special friends from another group who I miss a whole lot. Friends whether if u meet them online or offline, are very special & precious and should not be taken for granted. You should treat anybody with love, honesty, respect and let them know u are always there for them when they need u. So I leave this song, for anyone who I have met here in Cherry, or my friends from NYC, or in the Passions group who I miss a lot & I even leave this song to my special friend who I wish that person was here with me right now.. Without You~~Motley Crue Without you, there's no change My nights and days are grey If I reached out and touched the rain It just wouldn't feel the same Without you, I'd be lost I'd slip down from the top I'd slide down so low Girl you'd n

Well... Its Sunday
well its sunday and i have no idea what to do w/ my time off.. this whole weekend has been kinda lazy and im not shure what to do with myself... expecially not having any money...lets see... over this weekend we and anne-marie,,,, huffed 20 pounds of NOS. and rented 2 movies that i dont seem to understand... i wonder if it was all the NOS.. well if anyone has any ideas of what to do .... LMK

Queen For A Day!
Okay ladies...I'm going to do a Queen for a Day contest..It's going to start in an hour or so and will end at 9 am(central time). The queen for a day will get a Diamond Ring and will be pimped all day long and shown an amazing amount of love. So private message me w/ the pic you'd like to use and I'll swing by and Rip it. This contest will be based on number of comments so round up your posse and have them bomb the hell out of your picture! Ratings will be used in the odd instance of a tie. Best of luck to you all!

Confused Love
Confused Love you brake my heart as soon as you heal it You steal my breath as soon as you breath Robb me of my sences then leave me feeling to much Take in my confidence the rushing it back What am I to do with you? who makes me ask who you are and what you want you push then pull still i am not enough for you You build my dreams then rip them apart I can't stand what you do but i can't leave you alone so many contradictions that I can't think straight I love you and hate you in the same moment I can't stand it when your gone I don't know what to do when you are there You hold me then push me away What is it you want from me what do you exspect afraid to let me near unwilling to let me go so many things i can't understand am I that much of a problem am I to hard to love those words you have never said to me I say them but get no responce what is it you need form me ask and I will give it to you I want to live for you I would die for you and I know n

Sadly But True
I am sad to say that I think I may have just lost a friend. I try and try to call, text and IM her. I leave comments and still nothing. I know she must have a love life too, but she's just different. She blows me off all the time now and I think I have lost her.

People On Lc/ct
I WANT ALL OF YOU TO KNOW HOW MUCH I VALUE YOUR FRIENDSHIP AND SUPPORT.....I HAVE FOUND ALL OF TO BE HONEST,KIND,LOVING,WARM,DOWN TO EARTH,SWEET,AWESOME,WONDERFUL AND MOST OF ALL BEAUTIFUL. I AM VERY BLESSED TO HAVE ALL OF YOU AS FRIENDS....I PRAY FOR ALL OF YOU DAILY(INCLUDING YOUR FAMILIES)THAT YOU ARE HAPPY,HEALTHY AND LOVED...PLEASE FEEL FREE TO WRITE ME ANYTIME. I DO LOVE IT WHEN YOU DO. ALL OF YOU ARE WORTH MY WEIGHT IN GOLD AND I AM A BIG CHUBBY CHIC TOO! SO THAT WOULD BE A LOT OF GOLD. MUCH LOVE TO ALL OF YOU, FreakyLizardChic(Nicole)

A Walk With Autumn
A walk with Autumn unseen, nature blows, whispers in my ear leafs, lush, colored, carpeted, end another year giants still in grace were made to sway heavens tears lead the way in a canopy of grey Rene Velez Copyright ©2006 Rene Velez

Sunday Evening...
So what has everyone been up to?? Today I watched football, those damn Cowboys, lol... I did all my ironing while watching the games, what a life of luxury, lol. I spent a nice quiet weekend at home, Friday I worked the Fall Festival at my son's school but other then that, I was at home :) I had to turn the A/C back on yesterday, oh the joy of living in AZ, hehe This week I am doing a few things, Tuesday I am spending the afternoon with Faith, we are going to do lunch and do a bit of shopping, that should be fun. We have cam on Tuesday evening 7 PM AZ time ;) I think I have it right this time, lol. I have a friend coming to visit on the weekend and we are going to do some naughty pics, mmmm should be fun!! Ok today I was in the grocery store and was looking at the shelf for an item. Now I am standing close to the shelf behind me out of the way looking for my item. A woman walks down the isle and stops her cart just to the left of where I am stand and proceeds to stand

I’m Horny
I’m horny… Here’s how it goes, it begins with a shortness of breath, which causes sporadic breathing. Then my heart beats heavily, not quickly, but heavily, as if more blood is being moved with each pump, all my veins begin to swell as if they are about to burst. Then my skin gets chills, and tingles…maybe it’s just an anxiety attack…. Anxiety attacks make me horny

Accepted Reasoning
Accepted Reasoning Released by the birth of the consummate marriage i became the manipulator of the English language where the smallest atoms become gigantic where tropical raindrops hold atlantis where the winds caress grassland glades letters refined to the likeness of a samurai blade beauty defined in the mist of chaos manifesting myself in this spiritual seance words are a reason for life taking in air to exist if i dare this is why i like to share i write for a likeness a readers smile accepted reasoning when one's soul is on trial Rene Velez Copyright ©2006 Rene Velez

I Don't Want To Miss A Thing
I could stay awake just to hear you breathing Watch you smile while you are sleeping While you're far away and dreaming I could spend my life in this sweet surrender I could stay lost in this moment forever Well, every moment spent with you Is a moment I treasure I don't wanna close my eyes I don't wanna fall asleep 'Cause I'd miss you, baby And I don't wanna miss a thing 'Cause even when I dream of you The sweetest dream would never do I'd still miss you, baby And I don't wanna miss a thing Lying close to you Feeling your heart beating And I'm wondering what you're dreaming Wondering if it's me you're seeing Then I kiss your eyes and thank God we're together And I just wanna stay with you In this moment forever, forever and ever I don't wanna close my eyes I don't wanna fall asleep 'Cause I'd miss you, baby And I don't wanna miss a thing 'Cause even when I dream of you The sweetest dream would never do I'd still miss you, baby

Duct Tape ..... Lol
Duct tape Contrary to popular opinion, duct tape IS NOT good for fixing everything! Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show". "Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" "I kicked her in the face."

A Man's Poem (spoof To A Woman's Poem)
subject: Woman's Prayer (MADE FOR ME!!) revised by buddy c.... post date: 2006-11-05 17:50:28 views: 34 comments: 4 ratings: 0 Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a woman, who's not a lazy bo peep. One who's beautiful, smart and strong, One who's "kitty" is tight and fits in a thong. One who thinks before she speaks, When she promises to call, she won't wait weeks. I pray that she is gainfully employed, And when I ask to put both are checks in a joint account she won't be annoyed. One who cooks me breakast on the weekend and packs my lunch, massages my back and begs to go down on me after SHE'S been carpet munched! Oh! Send me a woman who will make love to my soul, knows just what to say when I ask "Can the guys come over for the superbowl?" One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, In the hall, the shower, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this woman will love me to no end, And never attempts to screw my best friend. One who's faithful and not

Desire
Heating up the night with words, Arousing him my one desire, Wanting his forbidden love, Sighing in my dreams Appealing to his senses, Undressing for his mind Seeing words that make me smile, Undoing what is past Wrestling thoughts of right or wrong, Probing at his soul, Pressing, pushing, needing more, Receding boundaries disappear Touching bodies, skin to skin, Licking at his ear, Hearing nothing to object, Tasting here and there Nibbling kisses lower now, Sucking nipples firm Slurping sounds and bucking hips, Feeling no restraint Caressing hands upon my breasts, Gasping at his touch, Parting lips so long denied, Purring when I come

Not Fair...... So Not Fair!
sometimes i wonder if i'm really meant to be happy. i've not been truly happy ever in my life. everything happy in my life was always just out of reach. and it still is. every time i think i'm actually going to be able to do something that makes me happy.... something ALWAYS happens to stop me from it. i'm so frustrated i want to just scream and cry... yet i know that it won't help. one step forward... ten steps back... its the way my life has always been. and from the looks of it... it's the way it's always going to be.

Let's Dance
Sent: Sunday, October 29, 2006 10:20 AM Subject: Let's Dance... READ THIS VERY SLOWLY......LET IT SINK IN! Life might not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here, we might as well dance. Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule, didn't know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their routine. I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night in an effort to cut back. From then on, I've tried to be a little more flexible. How many women out there will eat at home because their husband didn't suggest going out to dinner until after something had been thawed? Does the word "refrigeration" mean nothing to you? How often have your kids dropped in to talk and sat in silence while you watched 'Jeopardy' on television? I cannot count the times I called my sister and said, "How about going to lunch i

Oh Hell......
So sorry I haven't been around this whole weekend. I've been out ALL weekend long.... Thursday we started the weekend off 1st clas @ Club NV with DJs Jeremiah Aaron & Chuck B, Followed by VIP booths & all courtesy of BAD BOY BILL!! Then to the after party @ Industry til 5a.m., Back out Sat night to club Bliss for it's premiere opening, then back to Industry for after hours with DJ Shawn Jackson, DJ Diablo, & DJ Joey Munson til 5a.m. Needless to say I'm exhasted and I think there might be a good chance my feet are going to fall off. I got alot of messages and I'll get back to everyone.....and YES my shoutbox was off to Everyone because I just wasn't here, not b/c I didn't want to talk to anybody... OK Luv, peace & axle grease, Jenna

Yes More Updatez On Me
Sunday, I am doing ok kind of sick but I will make it ok.. Yes I went and seen the santa clause three it is a really good movie and funny I think you all would love it.. I really love it.. And I cant wait to get it on DVD when it comes out.. My head is hurting right now but I am going to take something in a bit and it is going to make me sleepy lol so I can't be on here long ok.. just to tell you all what is going with me ok.. Got to go bye bye.. Virgo24

Home At Last
and jesus said there are many rooms in my fathers house. and i am going to prepare a place for you. when everything is ready i will come and get you.we all have times when our hearts are restless with pain.sometimes we try to fill our pain with a new house,a trip to a new place,or a new car, or a new friend,these may help us for a little while but in the end we always want more. the hunger in our hearts is normal. we were created from heaven.and will be home sick untill at last we will live in the place jesus has prepraed for us.rest comes at last . life maybe long and tiresome.faiths journey ends in welcome to the weary, and heaven in our hearts true home. will come at last.i have a strong sense that earth is not my home. and one day heaven will open the gates and let me in.i give thanks to you god.and cant wait till the day when ill walk the golden streets,with you and my mother and father and we all will stoll over heaven with you. href="http://photob

Kissing: It's All In Your Technique
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Kissing can be a wonderful prelude to more intimate pleasures, or a joy unto itself. But only if you know what you are doing. Kissing techniques vary greatly... so does the appreciation or dislike for these different techniques. Men and women both think the idea of kissing someone who has beautifully full and shapely lips, who is attractive, and who possesses a great smile and nice teeth is a “10” on the kissable scale. Guys also feel that if a woman seems open and friendly, she is more likely to be the recipient of a romantically spontaneous kiss than a woman that seems uptight. It seems that even though many men think kissing is okay, they look at it more as a necessary evil to get to the good part. Women seem to prefer long, lingering ki

Military Pay
Military Pay This is an Airman's response to Cindy Williams' editorial piece in the Washington Times about MILITARY PAY, it should be printed in all newspapers across America. On Nov. 12, Ms Cindy Williams (from Laverne and Shirley TV show) wrote a piece for the Washington Times, denouncing the pay raise coming service members' way this year -- citing that the stated 13% wage was more than they deserve. A young airman from Hill AFB responds to her article below. He ought to get a bonus for this. "Ms Williams: I just had the pleasure of reading your column, "Our GIs earn enough" and I am a bit confused. Frankly, I'm wondering where this vaunted overpayment is going, because as far as I can tell, it disappears every month between DFAS (The Defense Finance and Accounting Service) and my bank account. Checking my latest earnings statement I see that I make $1,117.80 before taxes. After taxes, I take home $874.20. When I run that through the calculator, I come up with an an

Amazing!!
First, I want you to know that you are amazing, and I love you to death. If I don't get this back, I understand. But I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 15 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back, then you are loved. Nobody knows what they have until they loose it. You never leave the person whom you love for the one you like, because that person who you like will leave you for the person whom they love. Tonight, right at 12:00am, your true love is going to realize that they LOVE you! Then something is going to happen to you between 1:00 and 2:00 a.m. Tomorrow, be ready for the greatest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you are going to have bad luck in love for the next years of your life. Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes

Lost In Thought...
Trying somthing new... Current mood: calm A fewness of word, Greatness of deeds... What are you waiting for? with all you say you want, there is: A dream for you to follow; A dream for you to set; A plan for to make; A project for you to begin; An idea for you to act on; A possibility for you to explore; An opportuniy for you to grab; A choice for you to make. If not, you shouldn't have anything to talk about... Today i will make it my business to say less and do more.

Jack And Jill Get Married
JACK AND JILL Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little chat... "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said 'Here try these on.' So, she did and said 'These are too big. I can't wear them.' So I replied 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems." "Hmm" says Jack. He thinks that might be a good thing to try. So on his honeymoon, Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill "Here try these on." She does & says "These are too large, they don't fit me." So Jack says, "Exactly, I wear the pants in this family & I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that." Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack & says, "Here, you try on mine." He does and says, "I can't get into your pants." Jill says, "Exactly. And if you don't change your

Hmmm.. Would You?
1. Would you let fuck me? 2. What positions would u let me fuck u in? 3. Would u let me fuck u slow? 4. Would u let me fuck u hard? 5.Would u fuck me the first night u met me? 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i fuck u? 7. Would u let me fuck you in the shower? 8. Would u let me hancuff u or tie u up to the bed and then fuck u? 9. Would u have 3-some with me? 10. What about me makes u want to fuck me? 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we fucked? 12. Where would i fuck you? 13. Would u fuck me in front of people? 14. Would u fuck me again? 15. Would u mind if i fucked like a porn star? 16. Would you give me head? 17. Would you let me give you head? 18. Are u gonna send a reply and repost to this to see if and how i want to fuck?

Fall Classes For Men
AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Friday, October 30th, 2006 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. M

No Sense Of Humor.
My wife and I are watching "Who wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No." She answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" "Yes." She replied. Then I said, " I'd like to phone a friend." That's the last thing I remember.

This Is Too Funny
Ghetto Parrot A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went. She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn! Burn, muthafukkah, burn!" The crowd on the dance floor would always cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would make the parrot yell even more and of course make the crowd go wild. This would go on all night long, every time the parrot went out. One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the choir stand with her. And when the choir started to sing, the parrot yelled, "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn! Burn, muthafukkah, burn! She embarrassingly corrected the parrot, "No, you don't say that here!!" The parrot looked around a

Loneliness Is Me
So this is just me venting but I am learning a little more about myself everyday. I recently met a fantastic girl that I have been spending almost everyday with for the past 2 weeks. But in the last 3 days I have been pushing her away and competely shutting myself off. Now I'm wondering what it is I want or what is wrong with me. I guess most of it has to do with the pain I went through in my last relationship (7 years to be cheated on twice) but has she made me that jaded and superficial that I can't ever have a normal relationship? So I've tried to avoid progressing this new relationship as I don't want it to go too fast. But what I think I've done is shut myself off so that now this girl is realizing how screwed up I am and will now avoid me. I guess it is all for the best. I really don't want to impact others lives negatively just because I have some sort of mental defect. Ok, enough of that.

What Is Sex Without Sexy?
Case and point: can you have sex without sexy? Okay, this whole conversation started with three guys, myself, a girlfriend, a case of mountain dew and one too many oreo cookies and access to more porn than Hugh Heffner can fathom. (That's at least an extra eight and a half hours of midget sex and pogo sticks). Anyway, the question was posed and as Timmy looked up from his World of WarCraft computer game he began to answer as philisophically as is humanly possible for Timmy... "Um..." I'm not sure where in the elongated, twenty-one hour conversation in infinite universes we got horny or just plain overtly interested in sex (oh, boy would Sigmund Freud have gotten a chubby at this conversation) - but alas, we did. Now, I bring to you the mintues of that conversation... Timmy: C'mon, I just got level twenty on my ninth warlock. Can't we talk about this later? Steve "Dillweed" Biggins: No, now get off the fucking computer before I kick you off you homo. Timmy: God, you are such

Scent Of Emotions....
Ever walk down a street and smell a scent that reminded yourself of someone or something or some event -- whether it be a good memory or a bad? For me, roses and daisies will flood my mind with memories of my Grandmas gardens in the country. I loved those gardens because they were beautiful and my Grandma always encouraged me to pick some and take home with me. I did this when I would go out to visit her with my family; but, later, I would drive out by myself and do the same. The aroma would permeate through my then 1970 New Yorker Chrysler car (yellow with a white landou top). I would take the flowers up to my room and it would then fill my room with such aromatic sensations. Tonight, while driving home, I was driving my blazer and started smelling something quite different from the aroma of the flowers that I could take for-ever and a day. This particular odor was tickling my nose, almost stinging it....and my eyes were feeling funny. The windows were fogging up on the in

All New
New technology can be fun but it can also be a bitch. I know what I want to get from the shots but it's the how. I can't see myself referring to the manual every time I want to set a shot up! Can you imagine asking someone to hold a pose while you go through the manual to work out the best setting to take it? At least I am choosing some non-complaining subjects at the moment so I will probably have worked out what I need to do by the time I get 'live' subjects. And they will be the most fun!

Jimmy Crack Corn And I Dont Care........
weeeeeeee and wooooooooooo and ahhhhhhhhhhh and oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok i think im done on that one..... anyways just here given some screams out........ so...... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! wait this blog is pointless.. oh well time for sleep!!! i hope you enjoyed it as much as i did writing it :) thank you and good night

Things In Lc That Irritate Me
There are a few things in CherryTap that Irritate me: 1) For some reason I have problems in Firefox to Sent out a shoutout to folks.. 2) In Firefox if i open multiple tabs, the running list of names and faces keeps taking up so much memory that is just amazing.. 3) When I see someone I want to click on, sometimes it goes by too fast or a windows burp prevents me from finding that person. 4) I cant search for that person from the name over the photo on the top photo gallery. Just a few things that bother me.. I have to goto Internet Explorer here in Windows Vista to send Shoutouts and see who is on.

A Beautiful Weekend..
went to my mums over the weekend and took a wander with karen, to the playing field and down by the river, was a gorgeous day for november, so took some snaps.. Karen having fun and then down to the river....

Crossdressing: How Did You Start And/or How Did You Realize That You Were Into Them?
Crossdressing: How Did You Start and/or How Did You Realize That You Were Into Them? Well my girlfriend Ezra and I were sitting at a What-a-burger late one night and were talking over our late night meal whenwe both notticed a cheerleaders outfit in a displaycase, (part of the decorum since it was a What-a-burger in a very small highschool-football enthusist type of town that we were passing through). I made a remark that she would look cute in that. Ezra then said that I would look much cuter. I remembered that a few priar she had put her bra on me. I looked at her for a moment and noticed that she almost seemed as if she were serious. I asked if she was and she sheepishly said she it was soemthing she would like to try. Well, I am very kinky anyway. And with Ezra I have been even kinkier than had ever been before. Plus when I was little I used to like to pretend to be different superheroes. Superman, Spiderman , the Hulk Batman, (Wolverine wasn't quiet th household name

Ok, I Need Ideas! So If You Got Em . . .
I was thinking over the weekend . . . I really want to do more videos (yes those kind, the ones I post on the site) and the one thing that always stumps me other of course than lack of people to shoot with is the main idea . . . I don't know I guess I just don't think doing yourself in 50 different spots in your house with the same toy is interesting LOL LOL (not that I would ever do that) anyway if you have any dirty little fantasies or things you would like to see me do on video . . . let me know . . . there maybe a prize in it for you . . actually there will be! Details to follow tonight! xoxoxoxo Claudia

911
Have you ever stopped to think about the person that answers the phone at 911? You have an emergency and you dial 911. Someone is always there to answer your call. They talk to you, send you help, and stay with you til you feel safe. Have you wondered what happens to them after they hang up with you? Wonder what they feel? The emergency services people like police, fire, ems, and 911 dispatchers take alot of crap on the phone or in person. But, I wonder if you have ever wondered who they are, what they feel, and how they deal. They are there for us when we need them. Have you ever said thank you to one of them even when you didn't need help? Do you know that by just saying thank you to them it makes there job a little easier. For them to feel appreciated in what they do. Yes we all have jobs that we love and hate. But, it does take a special person to be in this line of work. The things you see, hear, and deal with does take a toll on not only your mind, body, spirit, but, you f

Leaving You
Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore,you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone. P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Your Ex-wife Dear Ex-wife: Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a

Goodbye
when you have burned all the bridges for the sake of her time will it be enough can your days and nights be filled with her fear when you fade from our memories into the night as that joke you became that man with no spine alone in the dark when she finds the next so she can lie to you as she lies with you will you remember the ones you called friend and have any heart left to regret? w.g.s.

Back!!!
Entry for November 04, 2006 Out of the darkness, I rise. I hear the tinkle of chains, feel the weight of them on my body. Why? What's happened? Eyes still closed; I scent them. The sweet smell of women, not one but many. I hear they're whispers; I know they're scents, these are my friends. But why the chains? I smell the iron bars......chains & bars? Oh god what have I done? WHISPERS again, I hear them.....he's so cold....why do we have to keep him like this....what are we going to do too calm his RAGE? Rage?...but I'm not angry.....what are they talking about?.....I peer through my eyelids, I see three of them kneeled beyond my cage, several pacing just beyond my sight, in the background. One kneeling says"I trust him" "I'm going to try"...as she stands, her robe falls open, I see her body...glistening white in the night.......I feel my blood fire, and then I know what there fear is......I've gone to long without the taste of a woman. I can smell they're heat, they're moist

Life Ain't A Boxing Match
I remember watching the Friday Night Fights with my Dad when I was a kid. The Referee always admonished each boxer: "defend yourself at all times". If you take boxing lessons, the first thing you are taught is to never drop your guard. They also tell you, never lead with your chin. Unfortunately, way too many people live their lives this same way: Never drop your guard! If you don't drop your guard and reveal your true self, how will anyone get to know you? And if no one knows you how can anyone love you? And I mean the true you, not the persona that you choose to project to the world. So don't live your life like a boxing match. Drop your guard sometimes so you can reveal the true you. I would still suggest not leading with your chin but you might try leading with your heart sometimes. Sure you may get hurt, but that pain is the one true way to know that you are really alive and functioning as a human being. And once you do find someone willing to accept the true you, the joy and happ

Help To Seek... :(
Waking up to face this day with what little strength I posess, seems like the worst war. Battling the thoughts of what decision I made. Knowing the work he and I must face, will either make us or break us, but hoping for the first. Never thinking in my life I would ever be faced with such. Keeping our chins up and forcing steps forward in the only way now. Watching you breathe in and out, remembering when I first saw you sleep. Picturing myself telling you as you slept, I would always make sure you were ok. Now that time has come to take measures to show my love like no other time. Just taking time to prove this is love and not just some cruel punishment. Seeing you scared and feeling like there's no love, wanting to just hold you and making everything instantly dissapear. Allowing every ounce of love I have to give, be given to fill all your unspoken voids. Filling your heart up, to seal any unknown cracks. Maybe someday you will understand why this had to come and f

Answers
Here goes. This is not funny or sexy as most people seem to write. This is more of an answer to a question that has been asked internally. I've read that some people wonder if this site is more about porn or finding friendship. To me the answer is neither and both. The short explanation is that this site and all sites like it are more about finding a connection. Now here is the long answer. We have created a society of isolation where people can still feel lonely in a crowded room. We are pushed and urged to conform to "the norm" otherwise be labled as deviant. We supress orselves in order to fit it and not cause controversy. We lack outlet and because we can not connect with ourselves we can not connect with those around us. In this mediem we are allowed not only to express ourselves we are enabled to connect with others who veiw things in the same way. We are not put into situations that may embarass or shame us. I have more thoughts but they will wait. Sorry

This Was So Funny I Had To Share It Again...thanks Guy For Makin Me Laugh
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well nev

So Tired
I am so tired of the everyday lieing and shit that go on in this world. Now a days i do not believe a word anyone says because i know somewhere down the road it will be a lie. Ok i feel better.Got it off my chest.

How The Shower Like A Woman/man
An old classic. Very funny. How To Shower Like a Woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with real passion fruit. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex

My Job
well where do i start...i had a job that i sort of liked ....and as of 11-04-06 i was unemployed because a college educated man ...lol could not find his ass with his hands......he refused to advertise when we suggested it and could not in his college educated mind understand why he was not making any money!!! WELL DUH!!! no signs no advertising ...no customers = no $$$$$ can we say DUH MR. SMART MAN! SO HE THOUGHT I WILL SELL IT TO MY AUNT AND UNCLE AND LET THEM CLEAN IT UP! WELL thats why we dont trust anything any one says till we have proof it is a true statement !

Stress Reliever!!
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it works. 1. Picture yourself near a stream. 2.The birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air. 3. No one knows your secret place. 4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic pace of the world. 5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fells the air with serenity. 6. The water is crystal clear. 7. You can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater. 8. See. You're smiling already!

One More Day ..
Today just one more day ,, I find that most people are good at heart and after 2 years of dating all the wrong people for all the right reasons .I do know that .. You can't look for Love or the one to spend your life with, this must come naturally. Searching is only going to bring you back to square one . We look online and trust me I have dated from internet and pay sites where you have to be a member . Only to find short term relationships , Times of joy that pass and then one day I look around and realise, I am not in love .. But looking for something you can't force or rush into . This will only leave you empty and its wrong . But in hope of that special person to share our life with .We have to continue to date and fill the empty void we feel inside . Without knowing , You may look for a reason , not to be with the person you are with and if you do this , its because they are not the one .. There should be "no doubt " no second thoughts . If there is then move on . You

Big Bird??
You Are Big Bird Talented, smart, and friendly... you're also one of the sanest people around. You are usually feeling: Happy. From riding a unicycle to writing poetry, you have plenty of hobbies to keep you busy. You are famous for: Being a friend to everyone. Even the grumpiest person gets along with you. How you life your life: Joyfully. "Super. Duper. Flooper." The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

Leaving Lost Cherry
i just wanted to let you all know that i am leaving this site for good. if you truely want to keep in touch with me you can at kywolflover38@yahoo.com or you can find me on my space under djmanley. for those of you that dont want to keep in touch i will miss you. But all of you have become great friends and i will always keep you in my heart. So i hope to see you on my yahoo 360 page or on my space. love always Donnie Manley

Another Erotic Story....
The autumn night air was cool and crisp. They felt the chill as they disrobed each other. There was only the sound of slightly rustling clothes in the moonlit woods. Though both near thirty, they felt like high school kids. A mixture of nervousness and curious exploration overtook their brains. She slipped his sweatshirt off his head, taking her time to rub his sides and his hard nipples as she removed the garment. She unbuttoned her sweater and let it fall to the ground beside the sleeping bag. Just as smoothly and effortlessly, she removed her bra and stood before him. Her nipples were rock hard. She reached in her waistband and slid her jeans and panties off. The chill and the rush of this moment made her shake visibly. She could see his breath catch quickly at her full exposure. The moon lit her up perfectly. He unbuttoned his jeans and slid them down, leaving everything in a pool on the other side of the sleeping bag. She let her eyes wander down to his hardness. He took a step

My Talent
Your Hidden Talent Your natural talent is interpersonal relations and dealing with people. You communicate well and are able to bring disparate groups together. Your calming presence helps everything go more smoothly. People crave your praise and complements. What's Your Hidden Talent?

Deleting
SO Im not sure yet if Im going to or not but. . . Im really thinking of deleting off this site. It was cool the dirst day but now it just sux ass! Every fucking time i get on here I cant see shit. No ones pictures show up. Mine dont even show up! I would like to add new photos but I cant even see the ones I have up to tell which ones I need to add! This site was designed very poorly and Im always on myspace or spicepad! So, I may not be here much longer. 3 of my friends already deleted for the same reason.

Quick Project Update
Well I spoke to Stu today and he told me convergent flux should be ready by tomorrow or the day after, as he likes to faff about and normally when he gives me a time for stuff to be finished he finds more he can add to it and wont give it up till its done, but I love him anyway. Spoke to the Head of Animation of the Edinburgh College of Art today, was gonna wait till he got in touch then thought fuck it, i will pester him, so will be seeing him for a chat and to see whats what on Wednesday next week. About the posters a friend of mine from the states has offered me 500 dollars towards the printing costs so will be working with him to see if we can get some help with that. If thats the case then I would only need 75 people to buy one and thats the printing covered. Still waiting on Marc in oxford to come back to me on the site fixes and to fix up the e-shop. Going to see if i can get some sponsors to print out the other posters so that may take me a while anyway the feele

I'm Ernie...
You Are Ernie Playful and childlike, you are everyone's favorite friend - even if your goofy antics get annoying at times. You are usually feeling: Amused - you are very easily entertained You are famous for: Always making people smile. From your silly songs to your wild pranks, you keep things fun.

I Think I Might Do That
Do a contest for best display name from the suggestion from ~Cant take the country outta the girl~@ CherryTAP . My decision on this is for one there is like a boob or some other bodt part contest and like she said this one has not been done yet, well as far as neither of up has seen. You can make your display name anyway possible, out of glitter graphics or how ever your creative minds can think. This would be my very first contest I hold, So if you want in let me know drop an private message or get in touch with me some way or another. Again it cant be done up anyway you want whether its just simply a piece of paper and a marker, writing on your body, doing some kind of graphic, get creative and have fun with this one peoples. Just still thinking of the rules if it should be one rate and one comment or 1 rate and comment as many times you like. But what i am doing is trying to figure out when to start it. I mean i don't wanna be like all must be in by this Friday. If i do do this id

Pass It On
Body: I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sa

It Can't Be A Good Sign When Taking Your Car In...
for repairs, you open up the hood to let the Assistant Service Manager take a looksy to see what might be making soooo much noise, and one of the first things (that I even) notice is the hose connecting to the air filter housing is disconnected. The compressor isn't doing its thing to have the cold air blow through the interior.... The heater coil may indeed be out from the description of events.... The noise underneath may be from a pully being out from one of the belts.... It is past tune up time.... Augghgghghghh.... Then.... Enterprise is out of cars and finally found me a mini-van at a mere $42/day. Then Enterprise puts a $200 hold on my credit card when they only put $50 hold on it last time. Aughghgghghghghhh.... Can I just go back to bed and it will be all okay when I wake up??? I sooooo wish that could happen. :D

What's The Worst Trouble You've Ever Gotten Yourself Into?
What's the worst trouble you've ever gotten yourself into? I caught a Grey Hound to California with only $40 to My name when I was a few weeks to My nineteenth birthday. I was supposed to live with a friend and her mom which I did for 2 weeks. I didn't know any one in town, and I had no local I.D. and hadn't taken My G.E.D. at that point so I had an impossible time looking for a job. I knew no one there except My friend I had stayed with, so when I was no longer able to stay with them I stayed at 2 different shelters for a week a piece, and made a friend who only was there on the nights she had to work in town and couldn't make it back to her home in Modesto. I went to modesto with her and stayed with her another week before managing to get a ticket back to Texas. My grandmother would have bought Me a ticket home but I refused because I made and adult decision to get in this mess, and I still to this day struggle for her to acknowledge Me as an adult, and if I had taken the

Broken Inside
~Broken~ Please don't tell me not to cry. Please don't say there was a reason why you dont know what I am feeling or how much I hurt.The wet spots are from tears on the collar of this shirt.You think I should go on with my life,forget about it and be strong.But deep down I am sad,and I dont want to go along, I dont expect you to understand why for no apparent reason I break down and start to cry.My life has changed forever,you see and that is why I am not acting like the same old me.So please dont try to act like nothing happened because its changed my life forever.I will never be the same again,Not today,Not tomorrow,but never.I guess the best thing you can do for me is judt be there,Just like always,my friend.My broken heart is hurting bad and willnever mend! ~Mandy~ To:~Jeramiah

Quotes Of The Day For 11/6 - Ignorance
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein "The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance -- it is the illusion of knowledge." Daniel Boorstin "Disillusion comes only to the illusioned. One cannot be disillusioned of what one never put faith in." Dorothy Thompson "An age is called Dark, not because the light fails to shine, but because people refuse to see it." James Michener "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." Martin Luther King, Jr. "Ignorance is preferable to error, and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing than he who believes what is wrong." Thomas Jefferson

Sometimes, I Wonder Why Work???
Especially on days like today where it looks like more than a week's worth of income is going to be spent in one day (hopefully just one day) getting repairs on the car???? Auugghghghgh.... Still hoping that when I take my nap this afternoon, it will all be but a dream!!! Well.... one can hope and dream, can't they???

If You Have A Compassionate Heart U Will Read This And Pass It On
Slow Dance This is a poem written by a teenager with cancer. She wants to see how many people get her poem. It is quite the poem. Please pass it on. This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital . It! was sent by a medical doctor - Make sure to read what is in the closing statement AFTER THE POEM. SLOW DANCE Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done ! Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chor

Well...
So yeah. I'm depressed. I can admit that. I just dont know why I feel the way I do. I have no reason to feel this way about myself or my life. I've got clothes, food, a wonderful and for the most part fuctional family, friends, a good education, and some sembalance of positive plans for my life. I've never really messed up. I'm a Christian. A lot of people would probably call me spoiled or priviledged. I just hate myself. I do not think I'm pretty, and I feel very very little self worth. Everything that goes wrong somehow has to do with me, and I'm sick of being the screw-up. Very few people in this world can make me feel worth something. If I ever loose V, I have no clue what I'm going to live for, what goal will drive me. For 4 years he was my goal, making him see me was what kept me alive. Now we're together, and when I'm with him he melts all of this negative shit away. Him and my dad are the only guyz in my life that can do that. I've been playing psychologist for a number of f

Queen For A Day Part 2 Again!
Okay ladies...I'm doing "Queen for a Day" part 2. Jillicious won last night contest and I've decided to challenge her again. The contest starts tomorrow night at 8pm central time and ends Weds. morning at 9am. You win by having the most comments. You and all your friends can leave as many comments as they want! Winner recieves a diamond ring and the title "Queen for the Day". So c'mon women! I have 7 contestants and it would be neat to have a few more! So repost this for me! Just send me a message and tell me which pic to rip!!

I So Abhore Violence...
and I am listening to fighting and yelling going on upstairs... it sounds like they are going to fall down in my apartment.... Police have been called.... Auughhghgh... What a day! What a day! Guess it might have been meant to be my day to stay home... so sad. K PS - Freaky... I wish it were my cats. I live in apartments. :(

The Police Have Left...
they found the couple.... a family violence report is being done.... the guy's Mom is coming to pick him up. The couple have been dating for 2 years...and were on the verge of splitting up. I am soooo very glad that that is over. I hope that I may find peace in my apartment from less banging around in the future. If there is a future for that couple, I do hope and pray that it may be on peaceful grounds.... Now, maybe I can have that nap that I was longing for???? K

Bush And Company
President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten people very happy." Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy" Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot "Such big-shots back there. Sh*#, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."

Seventh Level Of Hell
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Very Low Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low Level 2 | Very High Level 3 | High Level 4 | High Level 5 | Very High Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate Level 7 | Very High Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High Level 9 - Cocytus | High Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv Seventh Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench

Fake Ass Friends!
No offense but... People are getting too fake on here.They only want pic comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually repost this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend...Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as Fake ASS Friends. (repost of original by 'Lord Tigerblood' on '2006-11-06 06:26:09') (repost of original by 'o2snuz' on '2006-11-06 06:37:48') (repost of original by 'Italian Lover' on '2006-11-06 06:42:29') (repost of original by 'FallingWater' on '2006-11-06 07:25:17') (repost of original by 'tonguenu4hrs' on '2006-11-06 08:13:31') (repost of original by 'somethin for the imagination' on '2006-11-06 08:21:46') (repost of original by 'Chew' on '2006-11-06 08:23:50') (repost of o

This Kiss
This Kiss by Martini we stood in the doorway his hands on my waist the clock tickling loudly almost in haste he moved in closer his eyes locked in mine I long for his kiss For just a moment in time his lips meet mine and I feel the sensation no longer must I wait to give into the sweet temptation my knees go weak my palms become sweaty I go back to that place I have been so many times already the world disappears all that's left is him and I and as we pull away I feel as though I could fly

Follow'n The Recipe...not, Lol..
..Gotta Follow the Recipe.. A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his friend is very well endowed... "Damn Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims... "I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it." "What do you mean?" Jim asked. "Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it."........Jim agrees and the two say good bye.. A few months later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how his situation was.. Jim replied,"I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller! I lost two inches already!" "Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?" "Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco." "Crisco?!?" Bob exclaimed...."Dammit Jim, Crisco's shortening!!!.....You gotta follow the recipe!

Inner Peace
Yep...this works for me! >>>Subject: Inner Peace >>> >>> >>> >>>I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and >>>we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple >>>advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. >>> >>>Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace was to finish all >>>the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see >>>things I started and hadn't finished. and before leaving the house >>>this morning I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White >>>Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of >>>Oreos, the remainder of a Valium prescription, the rest of the >>>cheesecake, some Arnott Shapes and a box of chocolates. You have no >>>idea how freaking good I feel. >>> >>>Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> -- Luv L X

Artsy? Lmao So Not True
What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract artsy people! Those free spirited artists with great imaginations find you interesting. They are usually interesting themselves, so its not a bad thing, but they CAN be a bit wifty and choose odd goals. If you like life to always be a bit 'different' from the norm, but not too extreme in any one direction, these are the people for you. If you seek logical decision making skills and good money management, you may want to change something in the way you appear. Artsy people are fun for adventure and exploring, so, have fun! (smoking weed helps too)You attract unstable people! You attract geeks! You attract rednecks! You attract models! You attract Yuppies! What type of person do you attract?

How Much Of A B*tch Are You?
You are 45% Bittch! Well about half way there to becoming a full out Bittch! It won't be long now! I think you have a little devil and little angel in you! Right now there are fighting! Maybe the devil will win and you will be a big Bittch!How much of a B*tch Are you?Create MySpace Quizzes

"the World's Hardest Riddle"
The world's hardest riddle they aint lyin this is hard i turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle? 97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the riddle? Good Luck

For Every In My Hart
in this world thangs come and go and we can't know what the future may hold nothen stay the same and when we least exprct it our our lives are chang if something ever changes and we lose touch please know that ill all ways thank or you and miss you very much so be for the world changes i just want to say i;m thankful that we'er frends yeasterday and to day what time and fortune on our side i hope we never part but if we do remember you are forever in our in my hart!

Positive Quality
Which Positive Quality Are You? Your Result: Love You are Love. Love is the glue that binds us all together. The love of family, the love of friends, the love between husbands and their wives--these things form the foundation of our happiness, our security, and our comfort. "All you need is love."Charity Friendship Courage Peace Faith Which Positive Quality Are You?

Lmao
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are you Naughty or nice

Untittled
I saw you sleeping so quietly and beautifully. And waited for you to wake up so I could hold you in my arms. But as I waited, I waited with nervousness, 'cause I found out that you was sick, so I got worried. I know you will get better, and I know that everything is going to be ok. 'Cause I'll be praying for you.

Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning?
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE WORLD STOPPED TURNING WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE LOST INTEREST IN OUR COUNTRY WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE 3000 LOVED ONES AND FIREMEN AND POLICEMEN AND PARAMEDICS DIED JUST DOING WHAT THEY DO IN THE 9/11 ATTACKS? WHERE WERE YOU WHEN JESUS WAS HUNG ON THE CROSS FOR A WAY FOR EPOPLES SINS AND WRONG TO BE FORGIVEN? WHERE ARE WE ALL NOW WHEN ALL OF US TAKE ADVATAGE OF all of our freedoms and love for this country and heart breaks and loved ones families falling apart and drugs and gangs and violence and rapes and miss guided wars and relationships?

I Wanted To Send This To You
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said...no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no...... She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said... You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... SO NOW I WILL SAY: I like you because of who you are to me...A true friend. And if I don't get this back I'll take the hint. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 PM tomorrow. It could be anywhere -- AOL, Yahoo, outside of school, anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Please send to 15 people in 15 minutes

Lol This A Good One
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are you Naughty or nice

Lol...me In A Nutshell
Which Positive Quality Are You? Your Result: Love You are Love. Love is the glue that binds us all together. The love of family, the love of friends, the love between husbands and their wives--these things form the foundation of our happiness, our security, and our comfort. "All you need is love."Faith Charity Friendship Courage Peace Which Positive Quality Are You?

How To Say No ...
How To Say No We say "yes" to others because we want to please them. But when eventually we can't continue, we let them down and we feel guilty. Both parties suffer. Recognize that a desire to please often prevents us from saying no. Stick to your plan. If you have a written set of goals and strategies, this gives you a reason to stick to your course. ("Thanks, but I already have an investment plan, so you don't need to send me a newsletter about stocks.") When someone persists, repeat your position, perhaps in a slightly different way. ("As I already said, our policy is to donate to charities that help children only.") Make sure you understand exactly what is being asked of you before you respond. Perhaps the task is more time consuming than you thought. On the other hand, it may not take much effort at all. Excel at just a few things, rather than being just average at many. Don't try to do everything. You have a right to say no. Remember that others may take you for

How Crazy Are You?
you are 14% crazy. you are so sane it's almost...CRAZY you seriously need to get a life and let loose you inner craziness! LET THE VOICES TAKE OVER!!!! (do you ever wonder how many people actually read these things or even take a crazy quiz? don't you almost have to be sane to take a craziness quiz)How crazy are you?Create MySpace Quizzes

Sexual Limit
I was ponering today: At what age do we stop being sexual, and does that mean we can no longer feel sensual. why is it that our children can never imagine the parents being sexy or having sex,why are they so surprised when they walk in the room and catch you in the act of just kissing and say ewwww. how do they think they got here. I'm a very sesual person and I hope to continue for a very long time. I welcome the warm arms of a man, the smell of his sweat and the glaze I put in his eyes when I rub his inner thighs ever so sofly,I want to be wanted and loved to be admired and sex is apart of life to be cherished and enjoyed. To kiss,caress,fondle and tease without these things we might as well be dead. so on lookers keep on lookin and youngins keep on wanting stay sensul and sexual as long as you can

The Arm Breaker????
The Arm BreakerPeople Iced:Twenty EightCar Bombs Planted:SevenFavorite WeaponShards of GlassArms Broken:EightEyes Gouged:FifteenTongues Cut Off:ThirteenBiggest Enemy:Bloody BennyGet Your HITMAN NameAWSOME-GAME

I Cant Take It Anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why is it when you try to be yourself thing wont go right or they backfire. or when you say to someone im gonna do somthing they laugh in your face. I dont get people isnt the rule treat others how you want to be treated? So why is that so hard to remember? Why is it so hard to be repestfull to others? Now i fell myself shutting down becoming cold and not wanting to show emotions and thats going to fuck me in the long run but fuck it its all in a day i guess and maybe its gods plan to make me like this. Well nothing no emotions for me anymore i done trying to be a nice guy fuck nice guys im tired of nice im tired of people taking my kindness for weakness not anymore................

Ok
chris roberts Location of Death: , Date of Death: 11/6/2023 6:27:54 PM Last Person Called: Moshe Last Number Dialed: 911 Autoposy Performed: Yes Date of Autoposy: 11/7/2023 12:27:54 AM Cause of Death: Stabbing See your own death. Or Try this Awsome Game

Death
Sue Harstad Location of Death: Milwaukee, WI Date of Death: 11/6/2033 6:30:06 PM Last Person Called: Marcelino Last Number Dialed: 911 Autoposy Performed: Yes Date of Autoposy: 11/6/2033 6:30:06 PM Cause of Death: Stabbing See your own death. Or Try this Awsome Game

Friggin Awesome!!
Steph's Amazing Mental Ability ... You can induce others to fart just by concentrating (Remember ... with great power comes great responsibility!) 'What is your Amazing Mental Ability?' at QuizGalaxy.com

To Those That Are Bitching About The Anti-military Woman
fuck the military@ CherryTAP This is my message too all those bullitens of that woman ^^^^. all i have to say is what i have said i dont know how many times to the people who treated me like crap when i was in the army. I may not like what she says. I may not agree with it, but i support her freedom of speech. After all i did help to defend that right for her. *side note* if you read what she says about her bf, she dont have one for real. Ok. I'm done. Please repost so i doNOT have to redo this every time. Thanks. ~Army Vet Gerry~ Army Vet Gerry@ CherryTAP

For A Friend
Hey everyone! Thanks for checking out my blog! This is just a quick one to say come see my friend, Billie, in the Queen of LC Contest!! Please go check her out, she is HOT and one of the coolest chicas on this site. http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=47672&albumid=102398&i=3319126211#leave_comment You can rate as many as you like.... it's more fun that way and i don't think comments count but they're always fun. I happen to be of the opinion that we need to BEAT THE BARBIE!!! Lol, you'll see..... Go! Go forth and vote! You won't be sorry! Oh, and if I'm right, spread the word, let's start a revolution! =)

After A Long Day Sitting On The Beach
I drove to the beach today. It was cold as hell, and I dont really like the beach all that much. Anyway, I was sitting there thinking. Just watching these thoughts come and go. And the only thing I could gather is, its time to end this chapter. it was great, but to keep on with it would just make it cheap. So eventually I was able to leave it there with the ocean. But, I know it sounds all prolific, it wasnt. It was private, quiet, and something I had to do for me. It was time. Its time for a new beginning of sorts. moving forward and bringing only the lessons learned. I firmly believe that our lives are like a painting. All the wonderful memories we have are like blurry color blobs, and the bad ones are the definate black lines. But its those black lines that give our lives the other part of the painting, the shapes. As we learn and go along, we can see this masterpiece take shape. One is no better than another, just more or less colorful and some with more or less distinct lin

Jones Soda Label...
Click The Link & Rate Me A 10....If I Get A Lot Of Ratings...Then The Staff Will Take A Look At My Pic And I Could Be On The Jones Soda Label!!! http://www.jonessoda.com/gallery/view.php?ID=697481&search=cassandra%20vacha&offset=4 If You Love Me..Please Repost This To Help Me Out!! If I Win, I Will Send Ya A Bottle!

More Thoughts I've Had Before...
I don't understand myself How can I keep doing this to myself? I'm tired of being treated this way Tired of being used Yet I keep doing it to myself It's become apparent that I fall for the wrong guys But I can't help who I fall for One part of me is always trying to warn the other But I never listen So I end up hurt And crying And regretting things I've done I just wish I'd learn I wish I'd stop hurting myself I hate the idea of being alone though I want someone there for me Someone to love me Someone I can love But it's like I'm just not good enough Not pretty enough, not funny enough, not smart enough I just hate the way I feel And wish more than anything it would stop ****** I know, not the most upbeat thing ever, but sometimes I don't ALWAYS feel upbeat, haha.

You.....
You cheated I was defeated, Heart torn,ripped,broken was I jst another token, Did i not do for our children and you give us a life and a home for us to be alone. Wasnt it supposed to last forever, Instead I'm cring to do it again never. To be hurt again should i take the chance I'm a lucky guy that woman give me a second glance. You call to say the grass is no longer greener But I say you made your bed now lie , lie like you did to me . For my future doesnt include you ....... Ever again with me.

A Thought
I was talking with a friend tonight about walls we put up after being hurt ... I talked about how hard they are to drop and be open .... I got a shock .... She told me who are you to mess with those walls ... they exist for a reason and it is not your job to tear them down as it is more along the lines of getting to know someone well enough to let them in .... I don't know but it made a world of sence to me .... Our walls protect us from that side that lets anyone in to rip our world apart .... as some one told me .... the right one will scale the walls. NO ANSWERS The gifts that come from a higher source give us all reason to wonder why in due course some have the perfect most wonderful lifes and other have hardship and unwanted strifes Some are just blessed with all that is right others are working to get to the light of those who have only the best few of them know how greatly their blessed They take for granted the meeting of needs never knowing that it is mo

Revenge Is A Bitch...aint It.hey Nicole Go Fuck Ur Self
u kno wat nicole i dont fuckin care if u post fuckin lyrics bout all us..i mean nicole where do u get the time to talk shit bout us when u have a dick in your mouth 24/7 u fuckin slut...i wouldn't call ya a whore cuz whores get paid and uhhhh ur not the type to get paid cuz ur a nasty std infested bitch!..its not really a bother to me let alone everyone and by means sayin everyone, u kno who i mean that u say shit bout us....i dont kno about them but i dont like you and i think ur the biggest slut in the whole school o wait a minute your the biggest slut in this whole fuckin town and thats sayin something...HAHA THERE I SAID IT....and as far as brittany goes she can kiss my fuckin ass cuz i think the same bout her as i do u, and if she thinks im scared of her she gots another thing comin and its my fuckin fist in her mouth! she dont scare me and im ready to knock her one ne time she wants...funny thing i told her that and she still hasnt set up the time to get the shit kicked outta h

Female Ejaculation Part 2.....squirt Squirt Here...a Squirt Squirt There...here A Squirt ...there A Squirt....everywhere A Squirt Squirt
as found on: http://www.squirtingtruth.com/how_to_ejaculate.phtml SquirtingTruth: How To Ejaculate Before making any efforts to learn how to ejaculate please keep in mind that studies show not all women will be able to ejaculate. That is not to say that it cannot be learned but that it is possible that some women will not be able to, for whatever reason. For that reason ejaculation should not be considered the 'be all and end all' of sex for any woman. And it isn't. Many women who do not ejaculate have very satisfying and fulfilling sex lives. So why should you attempt this? 1. The g-spot stimulation needed for ejaculation may, in itself, cause a very satisfying type of orgasm. Whether you ejaculate or not, this intense orgasm is certainly worth the effort. 2. Developing your PC muscles, through Kegel exercises can also have enormous benefits, including helping non-orgasmic women achieve orgasm and intensifying the orgasms of already orgasmic women. 3.

Zodiac Match Test
Naomi, the best match for your personality is Aries Aries, the Ram (March 21 to April 20): This adventurous and energetic partner is just your type. Initially, an Aries is likely to catch your eye with their flirty charm and social ways. But as you get to know them better, you're apt to be even more drawn to an Arian's strength and confidence. People born under this sign typically know what they want out of life. They're also usually ready with a well-drawn game plan of how to achieve their dreams. In matters of the heart, don't expect your Aries to get too sentimental. Just be satisfied that this partner will both be generous and have an eye for quality. In the bedroom, you're apt to find the Ram to be a passionate lover with a robust sex drive. It's just one more way that Arians try to get the most out of life and live it to the fullest — even if that means sometimes living on the edge. go to tickle.com for more tests

5 Questions
You get to ask me 5 Questions (TO MY INBOX)...any 5 questions, no matter how crazy it is,and I promise to answer it...the catch is...you have to repost this and see what people ask you....so go for it... press reply Repost as 5 questions..... unless you are scared 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

As A Counter To A Blog By 291536
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word fuck. Of all the English words beginning with f, fuck is the single one referred to as the "f-word". It's the one magical word. Just by it's sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most of the other words in English, has arrived from Germany. Fuck from German's "fliechen" which mean to strike. In English, fuck folds into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley". As an intransitive verb; "Shirley fucks". It's meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as; John's doing all the fucking work. As part of an adverb; "Shirley talks too fucking much", as an adverb enhancing an adjective; Shirley is fucking beautiful. As a noun; "I don't give a fuck". As part of a word: "abso-fucking-lutely" or "in-fucking-credible". Or as almost every word in a sentence: "fuck the fucking fuckers!". As you must realize, the

A Must For Your Hr Department Head To Post
Subject: Swearing in the Workplace To: All Employees Fr: Human Resources Dept. Re: SWEARING IN THE WORKPLACE It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who are offended by this type of language, it will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 new and innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. 1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing. 2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting b__ch. 3) TRY SAY

What Flower Is Your Personality (pix)?
What Flower Is Your Personality (pix)? RoseYou are a Rose! You are very high maintnence and expect a lot out of people. You are a hopeless romantic and enjoys company of the opposite sex!Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Abk Haterz!!!!
i gotta vent thiz to all u ABK haters who think that ABK is a traitor 4 leavin psychopathic. You dont know shit ABK IS more than just a juggalo 2 me he also represents my n8tive ppl! Which i hold close 2 me as well as my juggalo family. As far as i am concerned he iz family and allways will be cuz hes n8tive and juggalo. And if you still hatin on ABK i say fuck u and leave me alone!!!!!!! i will say this again the label isnt what makes u a juggalo it aint about who u roll with it about wut u represent in ur heart.ABK will allways b family!!!!!!!!!!

What Feels Right?
Would someone please tell me why is it so wrong to fall for someone you meet on the internet, yet when with them it feels like heaven!? I know not alot of people in my family, friends, church are happy with me right now. And yes I may still have alot of open wounds in my life that need healin before I want to move on with my life and be happy. Yes his name is Keith, yes I met him via online, yes I fell in love with him, yes we did much more, yes he lives out of the country, yes IT FEELS RIGHT, YES i NEED TO GET APPROVAL FROM THE LORD HIMSELF AND NO ONE ELSE!!! (other than my children) Why can't Michele be happy for once in her life!!? Why can't she make her own decisions and not get judged by them from ANYONE, and if they do make me change my mind!? ALL I WANT IF FOR ME TO BE HAPPY, AND MY CHILDREN!! THAT'S ALL I ASK! THE POWER OF PRAYER DOES WONDERS, TRY IT SOMETIME HE WILL LISTEN WHETHER YOU BELIEVE OR NOT.

Sdasfasd!
Saturday woke up last a 6p.m. got myself pretty... went to a show. That should have helped make me be able to sleep. Didn't go to sleep till about 6-7p.m on sunday... then I slept for like 4 hours... I have gotten no sleep since then. So about another 24 hours... Ugh. I really need sleeping pills =[ Today is a bad day. Well... Bad things happen on this day. Yuh... I need me some hugs =[

Reasoning.
I sit in my room, rapped up in a ball, going through old letters, containing so many secrets, reading old notes, looking through pictures, that were left to be forgotten, trying to forget the memories, that still haunt me when I sleep, a familiar face reminds me so much, I had her buried in my mind, before the dirt even covered her casket, I should have gone too, I came across this note, her name signed at the bottom, oh, the memories we had, still overcome by the last one, she shouldn't have been lying on the bed, covered with all that blood, the doctors should have saved her, instead I killed her, in my mind, a cold chill ran down my spine, I had the feeling of being watched, and when I turned, the image of that familiar face.

I Prefer A Corvette But
h2>I'm a Ferrari 360 Modena! You've got it all. Power, passion, precision, and style. You're sensuous, exotic, and temperamental. Sure, you're expensive and high-maintenance, but you're worth it. "Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

Blind
We see what we want and hear what we need. We play dumb to the hurt and hope others don't see. We tune out the flaws of the one that we love. We pretend they're an angel sent down from above. We don't see the truth that others see clear. We hold onto our hopes and dismiss all our fears. We wear rose-colored glasses that block out the flaws. We never give thought, we never once pause. We love with abandon and abandon the truth. Because love isn't just blind it's deaf and dumb too. By: Leah M. Baier

If You're Not In Love With A Soldier.
If You're Not in Love with a Soldier. If you're not in love with a soldier, you can't know adventure. You don't know smelly gray PT uniforms that require daily washing. You can't understand green and brown camouflaged bags flooding your bedroom floor. If you're not in love with a soldier, you can't understand the meaning of the phrase going to the field and the weeks or months you spend away from each other. If you're not in love with a soldier you can never imagine the hole in your heart when the phone call comes. "Honey I am leaving tomorrow to go overseas I don't know how long I will be gone or exactly where I am going, but I want you to know I Love You Always!" If you're not in love with a soldier, you don't know what its like to say that final goodbye. You don't know what it really means to be glued to the television. You don't understand fear and you can't possibly understand the sleepless nights of endless crying wondering if you will ever see the love of your life a

Funny
BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair: Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the beach? 5. If so...would you go with me late at night? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. If I were to take you out to a movie would we watch the movie? 9. If not what would we be doing? 10. Do you play an instrument? 12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright? 14. Favorite body part on a gurl/guy? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? What Would You do if... I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I wanted to have sex with you: I touched your ass: I got dumped: What Do You Think Of My...(lo0k at ma pics) Personality: Eyes: Face: Hair: Clothes: Would You... make me wake up at 4am to buy you something : Keep a secret if I told you one: Hold my hand: Love me: Makeout with me: Hold me in

A Love Note From Your Naughty Girl
My Beloved Darling… I like the way you look at me When you want it bad. I like the way you plead for it When your cock is in my grip. I like the way you watch my fingers Slide up your thick heat. I like the way you throb against my tongue As I lash at your tip, And lick pearls from those tiny lips. I love the way your fingers tighten in my hair, When I gently squeeze your balls. I love the way you thrust up And greedily fill my mouth. I love the way your eyes beg for release, And you helplessly moan my name in litany. I love to tease you longer… I love to milk you Until you’re sapped. I love the way you thank me By French kissing my mouth, And then worshipping my sodden pussy. I love the deliciously naughty boy inside the man. With My Eternal Lust, Your Naughty Girl

Agile Learning
I am going on a course today called Agile Learning, I was asked lat last night what that meant and I must admit I was kind of stumped trying to explain. anyway will report more about it once I have been, I was asked to take two books one i have read one i have not, a pencil and a pen. I know the term agile is usually used when it comes to software development but dont know what it means when it comes to personal development. Anyway I hope I dont fall asleep at the back of the class I stayed up way too late again last night. I have a mind that wont switch off and this place leaves me a bit like a kid in a sweetshop everytime I got to leave I see something interesting like photos or blogs or whatever, I better get ready and find the books.

The Thing
and that locked door inside of me opened an inch... I find myself in a rage...a furious, seething, writhing, clawing, fighting thing... It wants out...wants to burst out of me in a rain of blood, sweat, and tears... I smile and nod, smile and nod, smile and nod... And I swallow it, I swallow the frustration, the anger...but it builds, and gets bigger...growing spikes that impale my insides...it makes me bleed, makes me weep... Choke it back girl, choke it back...swallow the thorns and needles... But I can't and it finds a way... Out of my mouth it comes...biting and stinging Because I let it slip... Because I got bored... And it touched you...from miles away it pulled you to it...kissed you painfully on the lips... I'm sorry...GET IT OUT OF ME! But I know you can't...Tonight it bound us together with barbed wire...and you're bleeding while I bleed... Bleeding in my ear... Se

Hyperkinetic Synthetic
This is what it comes down to. The Us vs. Them The Me vs. Him The Me controls the Him, but the Him is needed by the Me. It's like killing Hitler. But We don't need the Them. I never lose. Never ever lose. You can't lose The Game when you make The Fucking Rules. Come, take my hand, follow my lead. Dance with me? Dance with me, motherfucker. I said Dance. Pack it in, let it go. Push push pull. Kinetic catastrophe,entropy, destruction is bliss. Soon So very soon There will be only the Me. And the He will cease to exist. I hope you're ready. I know They aren't.

Send Me A Message If...
Let me know if you added me and I haven't sent you a message yet! I try to make it a point to talk to everyone that adds me but sometimes I get lost in the sauce! LOL Anyways, thank you to everyone that has added me, commented me and just been downright cool!

Could This Be?
this weekend was the happest i have ever felt since the day my son was born. I have met a man one that it true, and womens dream in the making. I have known this man for two weeks now and our first date on october 26th was a desaster cause it was a blind date and i was taken so it turned into a friends night out and we just kept in contact bye phone; but saturday night on the 4th was a fairytale in a book you would read like cinderella finding prince charming. for a day that started bad ended in a smile and a kiss under the star light; a kiss that i will forever remember "our first true kiss." my best friend Randy introduced me to my current boyfriend. our night on the 4th was dinner and a movie the typical type date but the way this Man acted is what stuck in my heart like cupids arrows aiming at me with great force. not a move was planted on me he took his time and did not push it, he opened car doors and doors to the mall.(still to this day he does that)a little truck ride and a con

If We Had Sex..
IF WE HAD SEX... 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like 2 play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. Would u fall asleep when we were done? 16. Would u want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 18 Would u be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you do it 2day? 21. Would you do it 2morrow? 22. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?

Homophobia!!!!!! Lol
homophobia!!!!!! 10 reasons why Homosexuality is WRONG. 1. Homosexuality is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if homosexual marriage were allowed; like the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage. 6. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Homosexual couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanage

Christmas Party
I don't really like company functions.. I.E. I don't fit in with hanging out with .. "the man" lmao They are usually boring.. cuz they get all drunk.. and party.. and I don't . Plus.. I can't take anybody.. I can hang with my buddies but I can't take a girl.. (that can get a bro fired!) no joke.. So its kinda a downer.. Sure.. its all .. go ahead roy take some one.. we'd love to meet her.. Meaning.. oh.. so help me .. if your girl is prettier than my wife you will get points and a suspension! Do you feel that! Its the same with the "employee of the year" that is a dictator joke.. we vote and they pick some screwed up family member.. !!! There hasn't been a minority or woman chosen in 10 years! and I like my screwed up job .. so I won't be taking my blonde best friend with me.. I know i'd get fired! lmao Oh.. yeah.. I have to take my russian penpal friend out of my tool box.. "theman" was looking in it and that can get me points..

Pagan Questionnaire
Pagan Questionnaire: 1. How long have you been on your path? Since inception. 2. What where you seeking when you started your path and what are you seeking now? Truth, integrity, balance and humble human existence. 3. What powers are natural/strong points for you? I am a natural healer, an empath, as well as communal with nature (plant, animal, vegetable and mineral). Not being limited, am also a voyager amongst that which lies within the veiled world, (can see, hear, smell, and sense what is not apparent) along with a plethora of “unusual energy occurrences” by those not willing or able to understand and/or pay attention to. 4. Powers...What do you find hard to do/ doesn’t come easy or can't do at all? Hmmmm…. Not much that I have tried and not been successful in attaining once I set my mind to it. 5. What fascinates you the most with spirituality? Knowing that I am just a small, but integral part of a “whole” – the cycle and gift of life. 6. What scares yo

The Mother
I wrote this when I lost my daughter on October 13th 1984 Through all my pain I could not see, Why she took my child from me, "My Lady" I cried in the night, What can I do to make this right, On my pillows tears soaked through, Heartache in my soul untrue, And then I felt her arms round me, Her voice a lilting melody, Your child is safe within my breast, She does not sleep, she does not rest, A gay small child with hair of white, She dances all the day and night, A light she brings unto these lands, So fair of face, such grace of hand, I never meant to cause you pain, One day you'll see her face again, When she comes back, to guide your path, To me she'll bring you with a laugh, So happy all the day she is, Certain in the love you give, Let me wipe your tears away, Be your Mother and your stay, I will never leave your side, When you need me child just cry, Call my name and I will come, All your life I'll be the one. Remembered in love and light my lil one

Just To You Lost Lovers
I just thought that I would say Hi.. I have meet some real cool people on here and some that are not so cool.. I really love the messages, so keep them comeing.. Well I am sitting here with my lil girl trying my damnest to type without her help.. So hit me up and leave me some messages and friend request.. Much Love The DuD

Family
i am almost 29 years old and just the other day i talked to my sister for the first time in a long time i lived with my father off and on if you want to call it that i was put in foster care till i was eighteen and i always wanted to talk to my family idont know my mother and the only thing that i want is a realtionnship with her before anything happens to her like it did to my father he passed away in decit will be a year in dec but the only thing i want is that all my family gets to now me for who i am my mother i just wabt her to be my best friend and for her to know her grandchildren

Stuff That Annoys Me!
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead? When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for? When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If

A Soldiers Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of plaster & stone. I had come down the chimney with presents to give And to see just who in this home did live. I looked all about a strange sight I did see, No tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by the fire, just boots filled with sand, On the wall hung pictures of far distant lands. With medals and badges, awards of all kind A sober thought came through my mind. For this house was different, so dark and dreary, I knew I had found the home of a soldier, once I could see clearly. I heard stories about them, I had to see more So I walked down the hall and pushed open the door. And there he lay sleeping silent alone, Curled up on the floor in his one bedroom home. His face so gentle, his room in such disorder, Not how I pictured a United States soldier. Was this the hero of whom I’d just read? Curled up in his poncho, a floor for his bed? His head was clean shave

Thoughts To Ponder
Thoughts to ponder Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky .. not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30¢? Number 2 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people ta

Bad Parents
Sorry things been little fucked around here lately. I have an alcoholic mother who seems to think even at 53 years old she can do whatever the fuck she wants. Spent the weekend in jail cause she beat up my step dad and my 4 year old step niece saw it. My sis is now going to try and get custody of my niece. I was raised this way but at least when i started living there i had 9 years of a good life and knew the difference. My step-niece isnt so lucky. We have her cause her dad is fuckin crazy mean. NOw she has to see my parents fight such bullshit. My mom called me last night sayin hey Im home. I said yea so what. She says dont you do this to me and hung up. WTF! did I do. bitch. sorry for you who have no idea what im talking about it sounds horrible but some people just shouldnt be allowed out in public or allowed to drink. Ok enough for now. Basically Ill be in and out of here not been up for much yappin and such. Get back to all when im in a better state of mind

Fuckin' Dinosaurs
THIS IS A POEM/SONG BY BOB DYLAN THAT WELL, JUST NEEDS TO BE READ. THIS IS B/C I AM ANGRY/SAD OVER WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE WORLD AND WHAT WILL HAPPEN. SO THIS IS DEDICATED TO ALL YOU WARMONGERING ASSHOLES WHO WON'T SEND YOUR SONS TO WAR BUT WOULD BE HAPPY TO SEND MINE AND OTHERS TO WAR WHILE YOU SIT ON CAPITOL HILL!! YOU FUCKING DINOSAURS!! "MASTERS OF WAR" COME YOU MASTERS OF WAR HERE TO BUILD THE BIG GUNS HERE TO BUILD THE DEATH POINTS HERE TO BUILD ALL THE BOMBS HERE TO HIDE BEHIND WALLS HERE TO HIDE BEHIND DESKS I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I CAN SEE THRU YOUR MASKS YOU HAD NEVER DONE NOTHING BUT BUILD TO DESTROY YOU PLAY WITH MY WORLD LIKE IT'S YOUR LITTLE TOY YOU PUT A GUN IN MY HAND AND YOU HIDE FROM MY EYES AND YOU TURN AND RUN FARTHER WHEN THE FAST BULLETS FLY LIKE JUDAS OF OLD YOU LIE AND DECEIVE A WORLD WAR CAN BE WON YOU WANT ME TO BELIEVE BUT I SEE THRU YOUR EYES AND I SEE THRU YOUR BRAIN LIKE I SEE THRU THE WATER THAT RUNS DOWN YOUR DRAIN YOU

What The Fizzuck
ok this is not a odd blog but has anyone noticed that there are mothers (M.I.L.Fs so to speak)out there that have thier sexy pics mixed in with pictures of thier kids i mean thats a little wrong right ? i mean they give you the option to create other folders for this purpose why dont people use it ??

Beautiful Pics
As an active member here i have had the opportunity to view hundreds of profiles and see lots of pics...Giving all that i have viewed ratings of 10...I have noticed that a lot of people love the scenic pics and tend to post quite a few of them..I have this site that i would like to share with my friends who like those pics..it is a wonderful site and has lots of nice pics...I will leave the link to the site here for those who would like to view it... http://www.wtv-zone.com/cal731/index.html You may have to copy and paste it into your address bar..Hope you all enjoy.. Hugs Sweet

Skillet Chicken Rosemary
This is an easy chicken recipe with mushrooms, butter, white wine, and rosemary. INGREDIENTS: * 1 teaspoon dried rosemary, crumbled * 1/3 cup dry white wine * 3 to 4 pounds chicken pieces * salt and pepper * 1 tablespoon butter * 1 tablespoon olive oil or vegetable oil * 8 ounces mushrooms PREPARATION: Mix rosemary with white wine; cover and refrigerate for several hours. Lightly season chicken with salt and pepper. Brown chicken over medium low heat in hot butter and oil. Add wine mixture. cover and simmer for 45 minutes, or until chicken is tender. Add mushrooms the last 10 minutes. Serve chicken with the rosemary sauce. Serves 4.

Fuck Ex Bfs.... Grrr
ok soo like i talked to my ex yesterday and hes like oh i like you blah blah.. and i was like we should hang out and he said yes.. and soo it today and i was like soo when are we going and hes like i dont know and then he just goes to his friends house.. i think he just blew me off again...

Please Go Vote For Me
hello all my friends i vote for all my friends in contests and now its time for you to vote for me i am in 2 differant tattoo contests and i would like you all to go vote for me in both i will keep posting those 2 contest please vote alot for me here is the link for one contest here is the link to the other please vote lots in both thanks (repost of original by 'mr3fan1' on '2006-11-07 04:27:11') (repost of original by '~chris~' on '2006-11-07 04:27:53')

Mother
This is a truly BEAUTIFUL piece please Read this at a slow pace, digesting every word and in Leisure...do not hurry....this is a treasure... For those lucky to still be blessed with your Mom, This is beautiful. For those of us who aren't, this is Even more beautiful. For those who are moms, you'll love this. The young mother set her foot on the path of life. "Is This the long way?" she asked. And the guide said: "Yes, and the way is hard. And you will be old before you reach the end of it. But The end will be better than the beginning." But the young mother was happy, and she would not Believe that anything could be better than these years. So she Played with her children, and gathered flowers for Them along the way, and bathed them in the clear streams; and The sun shone on them, and the young Mother cried, "Nothing will ever be lovelier than this." Then the night came, and the storm, and the path was Dark,

My Hitman Name
Da' Loot BagsPeople Iced:TenCar Bombs Planted:None. Pathetic.Favorite WeaponCurdled MilkArms Broken:Thirty ThreeEyes Gouged:SeventeenTongues Cut Off:OneBiggest Enemy:Buck-Eyed BartGet Your HITMAN NameAWSOME-GAME

Support The Redheads!
Fire My Words So Go Vote For XxPixiexX in BlueDemons Contest! (repost of original by 'XxPixiexX' on '2006-11-07 10:38:03') (repost of original by 'Dj JoKaZ' on '2006-11-07 10:44:17') (repost of original by 'XxPixiexX' on '2006-11-07 11:01:45')

For Your Info..............
TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY ON HERE, JUST TO LET YOU KNOW I PROBABLY WON'T BE ON HERE ANYMORE TODAY, I'M GOING TO THE HOSPITAL TO BECOME A 1ST TIME AUNT, I'M GONNA HAVE A NEPHEW. THEY ARE INDUCING MY SISTER AT 4 PM TODAY, I'M SO EXCITED, EVEN THOUGH SHE'S SCARED TO DEATH. WELL I'LL LET EVERYONE KNOW ALL ABOUT IT IN A BLOG WHEN I GET BACK. SENDING ALL MY LOVE AND HUGS REDNECK RIN

"story Of Our Lives"
TWIZTID LYRICS "Story Of Our Lives" [Monoxide] I want everybody listening now to say this Twiztid is the muthafucking shit And everybody else who feels that I'm a little out of line Come see me when you hitting rewind and you will find That I'm an ex-con serial killa axe wielding for real-a big gorilla As I walk in the shadow of death I bitch slap his ass and then I light a cigarette I told you all I'm addicted to drugs and weird sex And putting holes in the back of your neck carnival reject Respect like you do to don dada when you see me give your boy a holler Got the world in a shock collar like a rotweiler on the loose Running trains on your girls caboose Don't believe in the truce we gonna fight until somebody here dies I been here since 1865 and no lies [Chorus] This is the story of our lives Come and take a look at my eyes Keep it real and tell me no lies We've been waiting for you Here we go This is the story of our lives Come and take a look at my

"we Don't Die"
TWIZTID LYRICS "We Don't Die" We ain't underground by accident There's only a select few that can handle this Freek shit Apparition of a poltergeist Blessed with heart But is cold as ice and broken twice Now I walk with an axe Dressed in all jet black with contacts Straight maniac Warlock, Samhain and Salem's Lot Sand through the hour glass ticking of the clock If you don't know by now it's too late We the most serious thing on the market since date rape We the dead We don't explain or feel pain, beserko Keep it underground to maintain Bitch you better checknuts I'm doing voodoo in 66 in 6 months Ridin' in a digged out hearse with gold spokes Puffin' on 2 ton blunt with dead folks and it's like that Axe Murderers, we don't die Serial Killas, we don't die Freeks of the Night, we don't die We get high, we don't die Coming up outta the ground From the underground tunnel of dirt Keep away from the mainstream lover Just want somebody to move and get hu

"people Are Strange"
TWIZTID LYRICS "People Are Strange" People are strange When your stranger Faces look ugly When your alone Women seem twiztid When your unwanted The street's around you are home when you're down When your strange, faces come out of the rain When your strange No one remembers your name When your strange When your strange People are strange When your stranger Faces look ugly When your alone Women seem twiztid When your unwanted The street's around you are home when you're down When your strange, faces come out of the rain When your strange No one remembers your name When your strange When your strange People are strange When your stranger Faces look ugly When your alone Women seem twiztid When your unwanted The street's around you are home when you're down When your strange, faces come out of the rain When your strange No one remembers your name When your strange When your strange

Sometimes (sean, Please Read...)
sometimes I'm stupid sometimes I push away but if you really love me you'll be there anyway sometimes I'm angry sometimes I just cry but if you can get past that you might find out why sometimes I'm happy sometimes I'm so much fun and if you can wait for it you'll be better then anyone

Walking Out At Work
There are days like today when I’m ready to mix up some plastic explosives and destroy my office. It was bad enough that I walked out today. I still have a job and all. But I grabbed my keys and phone and stormed out. I’m surprised I didn’t’ crack my car window with all the beating I did on it. Just another day in the life of a customer service representative. There was one bit of humor today between Nickey and I. I’m glad I printed out this following bit of conversation: Nickey says: We are twisted….but I’m telling you that the day you leave here, I go too! Nickey says: I don’t think I could last even an hour without you here! Juliette says: Lol. I know the feeling. This place would suck without our crazy dialogue. Juliette says: Okay…suck more than it does Juliette says: Maybe large farm animals Juliette says: Perhaps an elephant or two Juliette says: I’d say it’s at least at small farm animals so long as we keep laughing.

This Is Mine Whoohoo
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) Just as I was writing this one, my Capricorn friend proceeds to call me...Capricorns are psychic by accident. They have no idea the fates smile on them from time to time...they just accept it an move on. You can turn on a Cappie just by breathing on them. They are strong and responsible and have dignity. But they are too easy to turn on sometimes. And watch out when they are horny...whoever is in the room better have protection. They are natural screamers and leave bite marks. they like sex a lot as a favorite past time. Usually durinig commercial breaks is perfect. Its nothing for a Cappie to fuck seven or eight times during commercial breaks in an hour long T.V. Show. They like to do it in the shower...on the furniture...on other peoples furniture...on other peoples beds...Cars...Tents...boats....yep, if they are in the mood...it could be at the Presiden't inaugeration...get ready for some nookie! They love to bite. They might seem at first sight of

Cali-forn-i-a
Cali-Forn-I-A Nov 5, 2006 So I made a very quick trip to LA this weekend for the David Campbell string session. I actually think that I was in an airport and on a plane longer than in the California sun…no I’m actually sure of it. Anyway, as Ken and I always do, we did as much a possible in the time we had. We did all the important stuff like grab In-N-Out burgers, drive through Beverly Hills wondering where the heck all these people work to be able to afford these crazy houses. (They can’t all be A-list actors), and of course drove the strip. It was all cool, and super fast. We did meet up with one of Ken’s friends who lives out there. He was actually working on a project that has members of Tonic, and a few other bands. Very cool stuff… I was hoping to catch the guys so I could tell them the story of how I tried to “shop” them my tape after one of their shows (“Tonic” that is…you know the band that did “If you could only see” among other radio staples). So yeah, I did say tape

Thank You.....
I just wanted to thank everyone for their thoughts and prayers for my Grandmother's death. I really appreciated it. I took a 10 hour bus ride with my 3 yr old last week to get up to Cleveland, Ohio to go to the funeral. I didn't do so great, but it was a really nice funeral. I think Grandma would have been pleased with it. It was also so nice to get to visit with all of my family while I was up there. I did end up falling after the burial on the edge of the sidewalk and seriously spraining my ankle, so I came home on the bus with crutches....btw....I don't recommend doing this! lol It is so great to be home, and I will try to catch up with everyone as soon as possible! Thanks again to all who sent their love. It really meant a lot to me.

A Moment I Want To Do To Someone Online I Don't Know One Day.. Haha
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse and a miniskirt and high heels. My measurements are 36-24-36. I work out every day. I'm toned and perfect. What do you look like? Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweatpants I just bought at Walmart. I am also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner - it smells a little funny. Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to make love to me? Wellhung: OK. Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down your groin and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge. Wellhung: I'm gulping. I'm beginning to sweat. Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest. Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling. Sweetheart: I'm moaning s

Nasty
Ok, so I went to the doctor yesterday because I feel like hell. Well I have the flu, ear infection in both ears and a viral lung infection. I need some loving and stuff. Woohoo, I did get some good pain meds, so if you're talking to me and I seem to go off the deep end, you know why. LOL

Touchin'
This is the best song to listen to during sex "Touchin'" (feat. Nivea) [R Kelly:] Baby, I wanna do something different tonight aight? [Nivea:] Okay, what you wanna do? [R Kelly:] I want you to sing to me, while I sing to you, while we do this. [Nivea:] Okay [Verse 1:] [Nivea:] Touching you, touching me, satisfying your every need You won't have to work for nothing after I give you this loving [R Kelly:] Touching you, touching me, sexual chemistry Girl seems like your body's ready and I know you wont regret it [Nivea:] Turn the lights down low ready to let my juices flow Baby double lock the door, let's start right here on this floor [R Kelly:] Sounds like the perfect plan, we're seconds away from loveland All you gotta do is take my hand, now tell me baby who's your man [Nivea:] You babe [R Kelly:] Who [Nivea:] You babe [R Kelly:] You [Nivea:] I am your lady, our friends are gone perfect Now come and take it baby [Chorus:] [Both:] Let it go, let it

Baby
well we found out how far along she is,she's 6 weeks,and i have never been so overcome with fear,joy at the same time it gives me a migraine,but i can say that there is a reason for that,and thats because,this is going to be my first baby that i brought into this world,and is my own flesh and blood,and it scare's me to death that i can't give this baby everything that it needs right now, but i am going to try the best i can to give this baby what it needs to survive in this cruel world,but for now, i need to focuse on getting a job, a.s.a.p. so i can provide the right life for my son, or daughter. if any one think anything of this leave me a message

Bye/hi Im On
hey im on now! its done hey im not going to be on for at least 2 weeks so starting on the 8th on this month im not going to be on because my BROTHER JEFF has A HOMEWORK ABOUT THE 1930S OF THE GREAT DEPRESION AND HITLER AND STUFF so if u want my or jeffs email talk to me. in one hour im leaveing. 2weeks ill be gone. last chance......

What Personality Disorder Do You Have?
DisorderRatingParanoid Personality Disorder:LowSchizoid Personality Disorder:LowSchizotypal Personality Disorder:LowAntisocial Personality Disorder:LowBorderline Personality Disorder:LowHistrionic Personality Disorder:LowNarcissistic Personality Disorder:LowAvoidant Personality Disorder:LowDependent Personality Disorder:LowObsessive-Compulsive Disorder:Low-- Take the Personality Disorder Test ---- Personality Disorder Info --

Sociable
I'm sometimes outgoing.. Not much though. I just don't feel like it. I want to do other things like well save my money and live in Europe for 2 weeks! lol I have a few places I can "crash" and hang out with good friends. This is the first year that i've taken pics of myself going out and about. I don't like pics of me usually.. Nor am I the social butterfly that my baby sister is. I'm more of the .. I need to get some project done in a lab kind of guy. I'm shy.. unless its a sci-fi convention then i'm all over the place.. damn.. I rambled.. I meant to say.. I'm not much for clubs or forums.. I'm more of a .. I log in and say hi to people guy. Some I say hi to.. then they drift off for 3 months and then want me to vote on them.. That kills me! lmao I figure 98 % of the women on my list have asked me to vote for them in some capisty or another.. and never speak to me again.. Almost like in the offline world.. lol oh well.

Digi Cam Me Nakid
made u look u freaks! lmao Any who.. I saw the digital camera laptop combo I want. Its going to be sweet.. and cost me around $2000 lmao oh well.. hahahahha I want the cannon or the sony digital slr camera's .. That would mean I'd have one expensive hobby! But I do like photography.. I took it in junior high. :) I was pretty good.. at taking pics of people,still stuff, animals.. man animals would pose for me! thats weird.. :P I'd not take any of me.. well. 1 or 2.. with the new camera.. I don't want my mug to break the $300 lens hehehe I need to buy the camera soon.. I have a friend that might visit me.. maybe.. we'll see. Man I want that new camera in time for the party! lol

Disrespect
why do guys have to think about banging a woman and leave disrespectful comments on there page i dont give a fuck what guy does it just shows that they have no class and or do they have any respect for a woman and could never treat a woman right without thinking of her as a pice of meat be honest woman out there tell me how u all feel

Perfect Submission
Her grace and willingness astounds me at times. She takes my breath away, with the strength of her submission and makes my cunt ache with desire. The passion, quietly dormant inside of me, is brought to full force simply by the bowing of her neck and her whispered "yes Ma'am". So many scenes, spontaneous and planned. The strength in her exciting me, awakening the Beast who wants to bite through her flesh and lap at her life blood. She bends across the bed. Her only restraint is her obedience to me. I grab fistfuls of her flesh, twisting the warmth of her body. My hot breath against her ear, telling her my need, before my fangs dive into a soft spot and bite...hard. She writhes beneath me, moans forced from her throat. I hold her knife in my hand. The knife that has her power, her energy, her sharpness coursing through it. The coldness of the blade kisses her throat, her face and then ever so slowly trails down her back. My hand pressing against her shoulder blades to remind her to kee

I Hate My Life Knowing He Wont Be Here
I just wanna fall to the ground and never get up, that way I dont have to worry about my dad not being there to hold my child or not being there to walk me to the alter or there to help me pick out my first car, and maybe people would relize that i am more then just sex and good blowjobs, and more then Just some person you pass on the street and defenatly alot more then my mom ever was/ will be, I miss my dad more then anything in the world

Here I Am In Cherry Land
This is one of the most fun websites I've ever been on. Everyone wants some cherry. I use to write a lot, and I haven't in so long. I don't even know what I would write about anymore. I guess I could go on about pointless stuff. Well Ummmm..... Why does everyone get divorced? Can't we just stick together?! Britney and Kevin.... what's next? I also need to find something decent to read beside celebrity gossip, which I shamelessy sometimes get into. Well if anyone has a suggestion on a good book. Do please tell me. The last decent book I read was Glass Soup. I read a lot of self help, so I think it's time for good fiction.

Untitled
The husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my dick with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you!

Her Homicide To Love Pt 4
Her Homicide to Love pt 4 She said It’s her weight that’s bothering her The reason she can’t get intimate with me Well that explains it, my love cannot be received If the person rejects themselves, I am stranded I told her that is not important I told her how much she completes me I am a full man alone But a better man with her by my side She completes me I need her But she needs herself I can only show her I am here forever I am not leaving I don’t care how much she weighs Her heart is what I am concerned about Where her heart lies Where her feelings dwell I need her to need herself I need her to call on herself She is a strong woman She is a dynamic woman I know cuz I married her @JoeFresh 9/05

Embrace Quote
"Embrace fully your capacity to create, to think in unlimited ways, and to pursue everything that you have been wanting. Be flexible, open and willing to let the new come to you. "This can be the most joyous, prosperous, and creative time of your life." -- Sanaya Roman and Duane Packer

Conclusion Of The Autospy
The conclusion to an autopsy of her Love Turning back the hands of time is a song A fairytale, dreams, fantasy. Simply put IMPOSSIBLE I cannot go to 1989 I cannot go to 1990 I am not Michael J Fox, I don’t have a Delorian And I cannot go back to the past All I can do is work on our future, Your future, my future But in this future, I need to know Will you stay or will you go? If you stay, who will stay? Your old you or will you manifest a new woman Let me know, in the meantime I will stay in the relationship purgatory And waddle in the pool of self doubt, Self pity and sit here feeling shitty

Strangers In Our Home
Strangers in our home 11/10/05 I live with her She is not in love with me I live with her She doesn’t touch me I sleep with her We don’t cuddle I eat with her We don’t talk I shop for her She already bought it I cook for her She already ate Is it that we are strangers in our own home? Or does she have someone else?

"headstrong"
"Headstrong" Circling your, circling your, circling your head, Contemplating everything you ever said Now I see the truth, I got doubt A different motive in your eyes and now I’m out See you later I see your fantasy, You want to make it a reality paved in gold See inside, Inside of our heads (yeah) Well now that’s over I see your motives inside, decisions to hide [Chorus:] Back off I’ll take you on Headstrong to take on anyone I know that you are wrong Headstrong we’re Headstrong Back off I’ll take you on Headstrong to take on anyone I know that you are wrong and this is not where you belong I can’t give everything away I won’t give everything away [Verse 2:] Conclusions manifest, your first impressions got to be your very best I see you’re full of $#!T, and that’s alright That’s how you play, I guess you’ll get through every night Well now that’s over I see your fantasy, you want to make it a reality paved in gold See inside, inside of our heads (yeah)

"gimme All Your Lovin'"
"Gimme All Your Lovin'" I got to have a shot of what you got is oh so sweet. You got to make it hot, like a boomerang I need a repeat, Gimme all your lovin', all your hugs and kisses too, Gimme all your lovin', don't let up until we're through, You got to whip it up and hit me like a ton of lead, If I blow my top will you let it go to your head? Gimme all your lovin', all your hugs and kisses too, Gimme all your lovin', don't let up until we're through. You got to move it up and use it like a scrweball would. You got to pack it up, work it like a new boy should. Gimme all your lovin', all your hugs and kisses too. Gimme all your lovin', don't let up until we're through.

"sharp Dressed Man"
"Sharp Dressed Man" Clean shirt, new shoes and I don't know where I am goin' to. Silk suit, black tie, I don't need a reason why. They come runnin' just as fast as they can coz every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man. Gold watch, diamond ring, I ain't missin' a single thing. And cufflinks, stick pin, when I step out I'm gonna do you in. They come runnin' just as fast as they can coz every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man. Top coat, top hat, I don't worry coz my wallet's fat. Black shades, white gloves, lookin' sharp and lookin' for love. They come runnin' just as fast as they can coz every girl grazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

Tears Of Humanity
so fall the tears of humanity the dawn has broken night's serenity a ray of light shining down a cold mist spreads upon the ground dance with me mind to mind becoming one with your own kind and sway around the fire speading warmth like a funeral pyre control things that cant be seen return from another broken dream back to a world inside your head hypnotic laugh dance of the dead skin to skin flesh and bone no longer to be alone I feel what i need and you give until we decide to live eternally inside our minds our souls and bodies intertwine

Citibank
Cancel your Credit Cards before you die!! This is a good one! So easy to see this happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00, now is somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank: Family Member: "I am calling to tell you that she died in January." Bank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply." Family Member: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections." "Since it is two months past due, it already has been." Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?" Bank: "Either report her account to the frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!" Family Member: "Do you think God will be mad at her?" Bank: "Excuse me?" Family Member:

Fun Silly Stuff Regarding Moi
Your date of conception was on or about 20 January 1965 which was a Wednesday. You were born on a Wednesday under the astrological sign Libra. Your Life path number is 8. Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22. You should get along well with those with the Life Path number 6. You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 1 & 5. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 3, 7 & 9. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2439046.5. ____ The golden number for 1965 is 9. | The epact number for 1965 is 27. |-[What's | this?] The year 1965 was not a leap year._| Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/2/1965 and ending 1/20/1966. You were born in the Chinese year of the Snake. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Raven; your plant is Ivy. You were born in the Egyptian month of Choi

"porphyria's Lover"
"Porphyria's Lover" Robert Browning THE rain set early in to-night, The sullen wind was soon awake, It tore the elm-tops down for spite, And did its worst to vex the lake: I listen'd with heart fit to break. When glided in Porphyria; straight She shut the cold out and the storm, And kneel'd and made the cheerless grate Blaze up, and all the cottage warm; Which done, she rose, and from her form Withdrew the dripping cloak and shawl, And laid her soil'd gloves by, untied Her hat and let the damp hair fall, And, last, she sat down by my side And call'd me. When no voice replied, She put my arm about her waist, And made her smooth white shoulder bare, And all her yellow hair displaced, And, stooping, made my cheek lie there, And spread, o'er all, her yellow hair, Murmuring how she loved meâ€”she Too weak, for all her heart's endeavour, To set its struggling passion free From pride, and vainer ties dissever, And give herself to me for ever. But passion sometimes

Someone Will Not Make It Back
My ex girlfriend was brought to emergency dead last night .... They revived her ... she has been killing herself with crack for the past 2 years .... I think it would have been better for all if they had let her go ... her children suffer ... her family suffers ... and no one can get through to her ... SUCKS In Love with the End She walks the fine edge dancing between death and life Lost in this world of confusion unable to deal with her strife Wanting not to feel anything, all the joys, hurts, and pain Needing release from her thoughts yet once again Seeking any thing to take all away, to give freedom from all Lost in the uses of all the things she can’t even recall So alone and needing to be held and caressed tenderly So trapped in her mind and full of her self like one lost at sea Going down where only fools choose to tread Soon life will be over and she will be dead Wrapped up in self loosing all she held dear Lost in her own world and letting none near Gone a

Feeling Lost
Have you ever been in a crowd of people and just felt so lost that you had no idea what you were doing or why. Like you just need to scream for someone,anyone to hear you.. Ever feel like just when your life gets to going the correct way, the good way, the rug is pulled out from under neath you. As if you couldnt do a single damn thing right no matter how much you try. Well let me tell you this. that feeling sucks big time. Lately I have felt like my life might be getting back on track, but what happens, another snag in the line of life, oh well, such is life right. Well that might be true, but that dont mean that I have to like it. Maybe when everyone learns that each person is unique in his or her own way and that we are special, the world might be a better day, til that time comes, I think I am just gonna go to my little corner of this big insane world and watch it as it goes by, Maybe one day it will stop for me and i will want to get on the ride once more.

Tired....
Funny how the trade offs in life work isnt it. work all day at a good paying job so that you can provide for those you love. but working all the time forces you to lose touch with everyone with the exception of those you work with. i dont know im turning into a vegetable.

I Had A Good Day
I got pleanty of rest after being sick so now im feeling a whole lot better. got to talk to friends on here and made new ones(made sure to show some luv) made some mums, added new stuff to my stash and landed 3rd in prettiest eyes contest (if i didnt win its okay i only cared that I had fun with it) I might upload new pics tonight but we'll see. again, thanks everyone, for the comments, messages, ratings, and all the love you showed me. I REALLY appreciated it. Mwuah! that pic is strange but i like!

Want Some?
The sweet taste of love Still lingers in your mind A succulent tasty morsel A treasure worth its find A wet and juicy fruit That fills your mouth with joy Like candy to a baby An edible sexy toy With nectar sweet as honey A syrup of flowing silk Like a bubbly kind of lava As smooth as warm clear milk It breathes with scented oils Like a flower in the mist And blossoms when caressed By the feel of my lover's kiss A dessert at its very best When embraced with lots of love I know you can never get enough Of this treat I'm speaking of...

I Love This Site
Hey everyone just thought I would drop a few line to say how much I love this site. My home gurl got me on here like 7 months ago but I really only started coming on in the past 3 months and have I ever had fun. I have met alot of amazing people on here but one guy in particular. YOU KNOW HOW YOU ARE BABY!! And I have to thank cherry tap for that. Anywyas love ya all.

I'm Going Home!
Sorry to everyone who has seen changes on my page, but haven't heard from me. I've been going through alot these last couple of weeks. The internet just doesn't seem to be as much fun anymore, and I've been really depressed. I almost tried to kill myself a couple of weeks ago b/c of so much emotional stress. That is why I have talked with my father and will be going home this weekend...if not b/4 then. It's been hard not having my dog right here with me. He's been acting out with the person he's been staying with and i feel bad about it. And, I have also found out that my grandmother's cancer is getting worse. I want to spend as much time with her as I can, and also be there for my mom. There are a few other reasons as well, but I'm not going to get into them right now. And for those that are thinking all of this has something to do with my roommate...only a very tiny portion does. So for those of you that seem to have a problem with him...DON'T!!!! It's NOT b/c of him. I'm

Learning To Be A Submissive - Erotic Story
Tonight would be the night. It was he, who as a part of their agreement, set the schedule for things and he knew she was ready, even if she was too scared to admit it. Up until now their games had consisted of playful teasing while he taught her how to please him. Punishment had always come in the form of withheld pleasure but tonight it was time to take things further and begin to let her explore the bridges between pain and pleasure and submission and ecstacy. Tonight, not only would she admit she wanted to go further, she would beg him to take her there. Heads turned when she walked across the hotel lobby, but she was oblivious to all but him. The week of separation, the late-night phone calls and the stories he had e-mailed her to read on the plane had all done the trick. Her whole body throbbed with the need to be touched, by this man. His story selection always hinted at things to come and today's stories had all been about spankings; with whips, with hands, by ano

Like Roaches With The Lights On
i could never see straight ahead the light in the horizon was always dim the motions of time i could see the dust settle like how each petal grows in the spring how each leaf drops in autumn the lost time in between the days forgotten the empty space i felt the driving pain the need to change eventually the leaves have to fall starting over the cycle again once more so we can grow again in the spring that the winter brought on but this year i want to stay right here in between the change and the pain to live a peaceful life without the strain

Jiminy Effin Cricket (totally Unrelated I Just Like That For A Title)
so the question of the day. Do I go with it or do I hesitate? yeah yeah I hear you screaming what you think is the obvious. But, I was thinking maybe this time I should drive the train instead of waiting on the tracks. Again, I hear you, and I know Im talking in code again. But hey, you are reading this, not me :P I have alot of curiosity and alot of hope here. Things are looking pretty cool so far. But.... (that isnt my but either. Its the proverbial but that always comes up in my life) I dont know what the but is and my suspension sucks so yeah it makes me slow down a bit. But never stop, that just wouldnt be me. Even if there was a brick wall dead ahead. And if you know me you know how I am. Its not that I love tragady, I just have this thing in me that cant stand wondering. You know, its insane, but just maybe things wont be like they look, or maybe the last seconds of the ride will be worth it. Okay, dont lie and say you have never done that. No matter how it looks I just go fo

Smoooooove, Yo.
This is the most incredible line I have ever read. A true masterpiece: "i would make the sweetest love to u for hours so good and hard that the angels would burn in hell because they would at us and masturbate and that would piss off god. so we'd better not do it." It makes me want to hurt people. With muffins. Hurt people by throwing muffins at them. Not hurt people who happen to be carrying muffins.

Sexy Pose Contest
well everyone... im in another contest for sexy, and even though theres not alot of comp yet... please show me some love... and for the love of god stop the fucking ones.... cause u all know im not worth amy ones ohh and comment too.. cause they count also so be juicy

Bulletins
As of tonight I have set my bulletins to family only so I can keep up with it all! Many on my friends list post so many its hard to read them all and repost so I am pairing that down as well as my friends list in general.. Hope you are all well and look forward to hearing from you in other ways! If any of the bulletins my friends post have anything to do with ratings all you have to do is ask me via comment or email or shout. Happy to help where I can. I have decided to stop entering contests at this point so I wont need to whore myself for ratings either! lol I'll take what I get thru random people stopping by my page and from anyone on my list that wants to show me the love! thanks, Cin

Pimping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
for some reason when i click the link to this user button, it won't work for me =( soooo...I have this beautiful lady's link..Check her out..She's one of the sweetest people I know, and cute, and sexy! Come help me level her up! http://cherrytap.com/user/255114

Good Song
Oh, the last ten years, it's been quite trip Over thirty-six-hundred spins around without a cosmic slip But within the realm of our atmosphere We're 'bout as out of whack as we've been in a million years We watched the Y2K scare in a panic An' we watched as time proved Nostrodamus wrong An' we watched as Mother Nature shook the planet An' cellular replaced the telephone We lost Charlie Brown, Ray Charles an' Johnny Cash We even lost Superman, mhm. Well, the last ten years, look at the hills we've climbed The best golfer's black, the best rapper's white an' it's about damn time But we best beware, there's a brand new fight, you see An' I hate to say we might be our own worst enemy We watched Oklahoma sifting through the damage An' we watched a US President get caught We watched shareholders watched their savings vanish We all cried when we watched those towers fall We lost Minnie Pearl, Ron Reagan and Sam Ahan We even lost Superman, mhm. Expen

I'm Sorry
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect; not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry That I don't understan

Take That...
Click on picture to see a bigger view... Read the story and you'll understand the gesture. The Marine Corps Gunnery Sergeant in the picture is Michael Burghard, part of the Explosive Ordnance Disposal (EOD) Team that is supporting 2nd Brigade 28th Infantry Division (Pennsylvania Army National Guard). I heard the below story first hand last Saturday during a video teleconference between his Brigade Commander and the 28th Infantry Division Commander. I thought that others should hear it as well, as I think it demonstrates the true spirit of most of our troops on the ground (from my experience). Leading the fight is Gunnery Sgt Michael Burghardt, known as "Iron Mike" or just "Gunny". He is on his third tour in Iraq . He had become a legend in the bomb disposal world after winning the Bronze Star for disabling 64 IEDs and destroying 1,548 pieces of ordnance during his second tour. Then, on September 19, he got blown up. He had arrived at a chaotic scene after a bomb had killed fou

Stoned
A monkey was sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey, what're you doing?" The monkey replies, "Smokin' a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he's going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans over too far and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting up a tree with a monkey smoking pot, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and wanders into the jungle. He finds the tree where the monkey is sitting finishing up anotherjoint. The crocodile yells up to the monkey and hollers, "Hey!" The monke

Lmao
A couple go on a winter break..to a log cabin The morning they arrive the man goes out choppin logs... he comes back and says to his girlfiend his hands are freezing so she says put them between my legs...to warm up.. After lunch he goes out chopping again.. and the same happens. After tea off he goes again when he gets back he says his hands are freezing again.. This time the girlfriend says.. dont ya fuckin ears EVER get cold?

What Does Your Kisses Taste Like??
You scored as strawberry's. Your kisses taste like strawberry's.... they are very sexy, sweet, and sensual. when you kiss your boyfriend its full of pasion and Love.....strawberry's81%Candy69%cherry's63%taste like tongue50%what does your kiss taste like??created with QuizFarm.com

Woohoooo
You are 66% Bisexual You are bisexual. For you, sex is about having fun and the sex of your partner is of no consequence to you. You probably have a little bit of a preference either way, but you don’t let that slow you down. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Bisexual
You are 90% Bisexual You are very bisexual. The choice between guys and girls is often agonizing for you because you really don’t have a preference. But you always double up your chances every night for getting laid. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Yep A Note
As I lay down to bed I can sense that u are near U have grasped my darkness with your light Never giving up on what u hold so dear You fill my tears with laughter; You bring calmness to my heart I would never have imagined that one day Our lives would drift apart. Shaun A.J. McLean

This Is Soooo True!
YAY FOR MYSPACE BLOGS LOL!!! THERE IS SO MUCH TRUTH IN TIHS ITS UNBELIEVEABLE. IT WAS ONE OF THOSE CHAIN ONES BUT YEAH U DONT HAVE TO PASS IT ON LOL: When a girl bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When you break a girls heart, she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future. When a girl says, "I mis

Naughty Horoscopes (r) Rating!
Naughty Horoscopes (R) rating! Body: Virgo- August 23 to September 23 This is the MOST confused sign on the planet. This sign is pretty realistic: No Frills. They love to fuck in showers not because it's kinky...but because of hygenic reasons...they are big into sanitary issues. Every Virgo I have ever met has issues...always going back to hygiene. They have to arrange time in their busy scheduals to have sex...But when a reservation is made...You had better be there on time, if not a little early. With flowers. And Clean. Virgos want to make their partner happy. That's it. USUALLY. You will always get a freaky Virgo. Even so, they will TRY to get YOU to cum. And if they can't make you cum, they will buy someone or something that will. Yes you read that right. They LIVE to masturbate...whether its you rubbing them, them rubbing you...them rubbing against your fox fur coat...whatever! Some Virgos WANT to be punished. They will do naughty things to be caught so they can be punish

You Know You Love A Soldier When...
You Know You Love A Soldier When... *You have pictures of him all around your bed so its still technically "waking up next to him" *You brag about five minute phone calls and two page letters for a week *His t-shirt he wore the day before he left becomes your pillows new attire *You find yourself buying things just because they say "army" and "i love my soldier" *You can literally say how many days are left until he comes back home *Your most valued possesion is your cell phone, making sure its never out of your sight and never with a low battery *You can cry for days but as soon as you hear his voice your world is 100% better *You find yourself hanging out with his mom more than your friends *You wake up in the morning and the first thing you hear is the tap of his dog tags around your neck *You wonder through the aisles of wal mart trying to find a new and unique item to send in your next care package *You have numerous support our troops r

Questions.
Why is this all happening? Some-ways I still don’t understand. But what more can I do now? It’s done now. It’s ended. Emotions churn inside me, Firing questions here and everywhere. Some good, some bad. It’s done now. It’s ended. It hurts, More than anything has happened to me. It really does tear my heart apart, but It’s done now. It’s ended. Why didn’t you tell me before? Why lead me on? Why was a so stupid? It’s done now. It’s ended. Who will I run to now to have arms around me? Who will I get cuddles and kisses from? When will I get to be excited again? Probably not for a lifetime. It’s has now finally ended. (C) Copyright. Angel

November 7th 2006
Today was my first day on the job, and it actually went very well. I work with some really nice people, and the job really is not all that hard if I can remember everything I need to know. I went in for my training, and was there for 5 hours... Anyway we will see how tomorrow goes.. Anyway Ya'll have a WONDERFUL HUMP DAY!!!!!

Night Welcomes Me And You
When the night welcomes you and me And another day is called for romantic evening Our love is shared with each other thoughts and always brings us as a special occasion When the moonlight splashes in the dark while those stars spark like diamonds When the wind touches us with softy tune while the nights music just remain as right I want to take you in my arms and hold you with hopes Together sharing our dreams to come true Your kisses are long and deep with heart and makes me to understand, you are mine forever and well never part

How To Become A Wiccan
First ask yourself whether you really want to become a Wiccan. Some Cowans (non-Wiccans) are keen to convert to Wicca in order to cast spells and gain power over other people. They have seen Witches wiggling their noses or waving a wand on TV or in the movies and are enthused about gaining that degree of control over nature and other individuals. Wicca doesn't really work that way. The Wiccan Rede severely restrict Wiccans' spells and rituals. It prohibits any manipulation, coercion or harm. Spells must be for the good of all; they must harm none. A Witch cannot, for example, cast a love spell on another person in order to make them feel fall in love. That would manipulate them. A Wiccan is are permitted to perform a ritual to make themselves more open to love generally, but that is about it. There are other considerations: Being a Wiccan is not easy. Wicca requires a great deal of personal discipline and effort before one becomes proficient in the craft. In fact, the learning ne

What Man Would Do If They Had A Pussy For A Day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

What Women Would Do If They Had A Dick For A Day
what women would do if they had a penis for a day 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. 1. Repeat number 9......

The Wall Prt 3
I lay there in the mass of pillows enjoying the sensations that had occurred not an hour ago. My body was still humming from the pleasures Jade and Naomi had ministered to me. My mind worked over her finial words to me. She had effectively became a switch, submitting to me that all she had is mine. I looked down at their sleeping forms and smiled. Slipping easily from under them I went to the garage where the Wall was stored and saw the exposed nose of Kasha. I checked my watch and pressed the button to open the wall to the maximum range. Kasha's body was glistening with sweat as she looked down at me. I smiled at her and took a feather from a place on the wall; ever lightly I traced the very tip of the feather over her lower calves. Her ebony skin perking up with goose bumps as she shivered. I watched this with interest bringing the feather up her leg toward her impaled pussy. She moaned softly at this watching me intently. That would not do; I put the feather down, pulled o

Buying Drinks
Buying drinks A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?" "Okay, but it won't do you any good." A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?" "Okay, but it still won't do you any good." He invites her up to his apartment and she replies, "Okay, but it won't do you any good." They get to his apartment and he says, "You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife." She says, "Oh, that's different. Send her in."

They Hate Us For Our...
Listening to all the various wacko ideas of why there are terrorists and why they are so important has really been bugging me. I mean most of the arguments come down to "They hate us for our freedoms" or "they hate us cause we keep messing in their affairs because of oil". I gotta say it, this kinda black and white thinking really makes my teeth wanna leap out and strangle people. As with all things its both and neither of these reasons. The various groups, organizations and loose associations that people tend to label with one swift stroke as "al qaeda" is as varied and varied as any group of individuals. So lets just go over what I see as the motivations for this "hatred" shall we? Yup there are those hate the west and developed countries because we're not all Muslim extremists who treat women like property and stone our wives if they look at us cross-eyed. THESE PEOPLE EXIST; there aint alot of them, and all of them are FUCKING NUTS. So we have what I will now call "Religio

O.k. Peeps Are Yas That Stupid.....
Look folks i am no rocket scientist,I dont have a colledge doctorit, nor am I a brain surgeon but at least i am smart enough to know that a simple "please no rips"is not going to stop people from taking your pics and possibly doing something nasty with the.Look people in all actuality I dont care how long you been chatting with some one on the PC or how much they say there a friend lets get it together YOU DONT KNOW WHO IS ON THE OTHER END".For real folks you think that Please no rips is going to stop a pervert from takin your pics come on this is not leave it to beaver wally.If you dont want someone takin your pics then shit man DONT PUT THEM ON,or at least use common sense.I know someone that she put a pic of her sticking out her tounge and she has a big tongue lol and within a couple of hours there was a new pic of a guy with his little ,tiny,small dick in front of his pc lookin as if he was puttin it in hher mouth .He blew up her tongue pic on the screen that put his dick in front

The Abomination To Reckon With
The Abomination to Reckon With In a time of darkness Came forth a demonic form, taking hold of the world by the horns... Creating more mass devastating mass destruction than had ever been seen in any part of mans history. All of the mortals begging to be saved by a light that had never truely existed, it had only within the minds of no control. Unto thee walked an abomintion. With every last drop of hope, the mortals prayed for a savior. Ceasing to ever come before each of the mortals, they feel dropped to their knees. The demonic abomination then bestow a force to reckon with. The world came to a halt, never to see the light of day again. Mortals then became one with the unstoppable demonic force. And yet this force did not stop there, came to cruxify every last living soul, making each the minions they were born to become. What was once, will never be... As all whom hoped for the savior to come, no longer then nor would ever come to exist. By: -DLoV- Goddess o

Confused
So things haven't been exactly perfect like they once were with my bf....if you don't know we were together off n on for 8 yrs n were split up for a lil over a year in which time he dated someone else and his mother had passed away. Since getting back together a few months ago he just isn't hte same....he was the same b4 then. He's got hardly any feelings or emotions and isn't as loving or caring as he once was. I'm not sure if it's still that he's grieving over the loss of his mother or if we both had time to grow in the year or so we were split up and the feelings just aren't there or that he's got a wall up scared of being hurt by me again or what it is. I love this guy more then anything and i always have....it was my choice to leave him for a year cuz i needed time for me to figure out me. I just don't know what to do if we should stick it out and see how things go and maybe try some kind of counseling or just call it quits n go off in our own direction? I don't want to let him go

Telemarketer Repellant
If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work, if they are married, how many kids they have, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary. Say "no" over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends, would you be my friend?" If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog has the gout..." If the company

When The Lord Made Paramedics!
When the Lord made Paramedic's/EMT's, he was in his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said," You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And the Lord said," Have you read the specs on this order? A Paramedic/EMT has to be able to carry an injured person up a wet, grassy hill in the dark, dodge stray bullets to reach a dying child unarmed, enter homes the health inspector wouldn't touch, and not wrinkle his/her uniform. He/She has to be able to lift three time his/her weight, crawl into wrecked cars with barely enough room to move, and console a grieving mother as he/she is doing CPR on a baby he/she knows that will never breathe again. He/She has to be in top mental condition at all times, running on no sleep, black coffe, and half eaten meals. And he/she has to have six pairs of hands." The angel shook her head slowly and said, " Six pairs ofhands...no way." " It's not the hands that are causing me problems," said the Lord," It's the three pairs of eyes a m

Bad Parents...
Bad parents. Ya know I know when your an adult you should be able to live your life pretty much the way you want with certain exceptions of course. Then we have my mother. Going to be 52 and still drinks like a damn fish and causes trouble. Ya know the kinda trouble we all use to get into when we were like 18-22! She got so drunk last Friday night she showed up at my sis's work and caused a huge rucus there then sis got her cab to send her home. She gets home and decides to beat the crap outta my step-dad in front of my 4 year old step-niece who they are raising. She then of course goes to jail. Calls me Monday night after I get off work saying Im out too bad huh. I said yea too bad. She says Dont do this to me and hangs up! Now can anyone tell me WTF I did! I know nothing right but as far as shes concerned she really didnt do anything wrong cause she dont remember any of it. Sis is now going to try for guardianship of our step-niece and take both kids to KC with her in Jan. when she m

What Harry Potter House Are You In?
You scored as Gryffindor. You have been sorted into Gryffindor! You're brave, loyal, and perhaps a little short tempered- if someone says or does something you don't like, you'll make sure they know- and everyone else too- regardless of the consequences.Ravenclaw70%Gryffindor70%Hufflepuff65%Slytherin40%The Hogwarts Sorting Hat!created with QuizFarm.com

Thanks A Lot-
I am going to be swearing in this, so if you don't want to read FINE-YOUR PREROGATIVE First thing is twhy in the hell do they have the stupid mumms if the only thisgs asked are "who wants to fuck me", "do I have pretty nipples", "do you want to see me naked" "am I a prettier bimbo than..." am I a slut" WHO THE FUCK CARES!!!!!!!!! I couldn't care less if your nipples are pierced, or your head was green or you were a hermaphodite (for you stupid assholes--that's someone who has both sets of genitalia)(pussy and dick for retards)Some of us actually have some though provoking questions that we pose and no one offers an opinion--WHY--is everyone stupid or is it just that all they think with is their GROIN. The other-and related rant is about the fucking bulletin board---DOn't put HELP!! if all you want is someone to vote for you fucking tits of my best fiend is a slut--help her get to be biggest asshole on the cherry , or i'm in a contest to see who is the biggest fucking asshole---vote

Stuff ...
You know you're living in 2006 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses 6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. 7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "0" or "9" to get an outside line. 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news. 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 12. Contractors out number permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards. AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE..... 13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling. 14.

Sexual
Glistening bodies entwined in an ageless erotic dance, seeking pleasures from each other, seeking wonder and romance. She touches his face with tenderness. He draws her body near. Aching, needing hunger will make their destiny clear. Their lips meet in soft kisses, their tongues begin passion’s war.

Bush
Some Mumms should not die... Comments on this mumm: TexasAQHA 2006-11-08 10:09:13 We are Americans and whether we agree with our regime or not we are LUCKY to be Americans. We get to elect our President, and our representatives, we have rights!!! I am a Proud American and although I cringe at some things that are elected leaders do, at least they are OUR elected leaders. You do not like what they are doing then vote. We have term limits for a reason, and we have elections for that same reason. delete comment TexasAQHA 2006-11-08 10:01:30 3rd Our soldiers are dying to protect a people that have known no protection, a people that know no trust. We are fighting something that has been engraved into the minds of an entire culture. A decisive victory in Iraq will be hard to define, but to leave would certainly mean a mass genocide of the Iraqi people. I look at the pits we dug up with 100 and 1000s of Iraqi people laying decaying and I get mad, I see people

Loving A Soldier
have you ever sat back and wondered why the hell there are so many single soldiers? well being the ex fiancee of one and soon to be girl of another i can tell you its because there is a lot more to it then what there is to most relationships and you have to be super patient. even though me and my fiancee are no longer together it wasnt cuz of the military and i still respect him greatly for what he does. he risks his life for us every day...even though hes reserves it wont take more then them saying he has to go for him to go active. dont get me wrong there is no love like the love of a soldier but its hard for some people to cope with the fact that they are always gone or that you dont hear from them for sometimes weeks on end. but remember that if they love you its for real and they will do anything for you. so take a minute out of your day to stop by a soldiers site and say hi. let them know you appreciate what they are doing because you never know if they have someone special

Astropsychology Profile - Capricorn Part 1
RE-Post this Capricorn file please and wait for yours. I will post it soon. DT True Celestial Knowledge and Astropsychology Startheme Publications Ltd. Tel (602) 265-7667 Fax: (602) 265-8668 E-Mail Dr.Turi@cox.net Web Page: http://drturi.com Little sample of my book I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU! THE TRUE POWER OF ASTROPSYCHOLOGY Louis Turi, M.D.S. Published by Startheme Publications Copyright © 2000 by Dr. Louis Turi All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or any information storage and retrieval system, now known or to be invented, without permission in writing from the publisher. Special Issue — Limited Edition July 2000 Cover illustration and design by Madeline Rosenstein and Chris Tittle ISBN: ISBN:0-9667312-4-7 Printed in the United States of America Website www.drturi

Dirty Survey
Welcome to the Dirty Survey. Are you daring enough to answer this for this person? Rules: TELL THE TRUTH!! 1. Would you have sex with me? 2. What positions would u want to be in? 3. Would u suck/LICK me? 4. Would u fuck me hard? 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? 6. Would u pull my hair while you did me? 7. Would u do me in the shower? 8.Would u handcuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? 9. Would u have a 3-some with me? 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? 12. Where would you do me? 13. Would u do me in front of people? 14. Would u do me again and again? 15. Would u do me in the rain? 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star? 17. Would u have phone sex with me? 18. Would u cheat on me? 20. If I gave u my heart would you love it or let it go? 21. Would you do me once and leave me the next day? 22. Would u tell me the truth no matter what it is or what you

My Dog Passed Away Today...
Today when he woke up, he was having alot of trouble breathing, more than usual and he could hardly move. So the family and I decided to make a choice and we put our dog, Henry, down today at 11am. He went peacefully, as if he knew it was his time. The shot they gave him, gentley put him into a deep sleep in which he passed on. I tried to stay as strong as I could for him, but I broke down when it was time to say goodbye. Right now, I don't know exactly what's going through my head; just bits and pieces. I know I'm really pissed off and angry about the way things are going in my life right now, and I know that this is not what I needed right now. I'm just so sick of everything and feeling like I have nothing left and then just when I think I've got nothing left, something happens, and another part of my life gets taken away..I didn't just lose my dog, I lost a family member, and more importantly, a loyal friend!

Do They Care??
YOU EITHER ARE FOR IT OR AGANST ME. I DO NOT CARE.I AM SICK AND TIRED OFF CHERRY TAP HEAD STAFF BABYJESUS AND SCRAPPER.THEY COULD CARE LESS WHAT THE MEMBERS HAVE TO SAY.THE MEMBERS MAKE THE SITE WHAT IT IS NOT THEM.WITHOUT THE MEMBERS CHERRYTAP WOULD BE NOTHING.THEY WILL NOT EVEN BOTHER TO "OPEN"A MESSAGE SENT IN BY MEMBERS.AND I FOR ONE HAVE PUT IN THE WISH LIST AND ALSO SENT BOTH OF THEM MESSAGES ABOUT PICTURE RIPPING.MY QUESTION TO THEM AND YOU IS."WHY SHOULD CHERRYTAP CONTROL OUR PHOTOS AND ALLOW ASS HOLES TO RIP THEM OFF FOR PERSONAL GAIN.IT WOULD BE A SIMPLE TASK TO ADD THE OPTION TO OUR SETTINGS LIKE THIER OTHER USSLESS SETTING OPTIONS THEYHAVE TO ADD A DROPDOWN LIKE THE OTHER SETTINGS HAVE AS "ALLOW PICTURE RIPPING"WITH A DROPDOWN "YES"OR"NO" IF YOU AGREE WITH ME REPOST THIS IF NOT I GOT 2 WORDS FOR YOU. Play Boy Bunny Rate My Profile A 10 First Before I Add U As A Friend @ CherryTAP i agree.... and there should be an option and the "send this pic to" also... and yea

Our Mall Trip
Mall food court fun...doesn't everybody take pics here???Sam, Auntie B and HayleyAuntie Vickie and SamanthaAuntie Vickie and HayleyClaire's Gone Wild...I think the Christmas Tree looks better on Sammie...But Bri rocks the house in this...Looking coolio...Bri was worried about her hair getting messed up...They couldn't resist one last photo...(I'm telling you peeps were starting to stare at this point cuz these aren't even HALF the pics we took....good times, haha!)She's laughing cuz where my hand is at...She can't help herself, it's actually kinda sad...heheWe totally said when we took this pic "That's a Myspace Pic for sure!" Yeah...we are dorks!She looks so cute and innocent here right? Well she just almost fell into the water fountain about 2.5 seconds before this....They didn't like the peppermint gum...Hehe...good times...I asked Bri to be serious for this pic...pretty good huh?That just started the ball rolling...did I happen to mention we were

Friends
this is easy just read and send to the ones u are friends with Written with a pen Sealed with a kiss If you are my friend, Please answer this: Are we friends or are we not? You told me once, but I forgot. So tell me now and tell me true, So I can say, I am here for you. Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to Heaven And wait for you. Show your friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, including the one who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends. Ok, Friend Send this to............. 0-2 peeps you are a Bad friend. Booo!!! 3-5 peeps you are an OK Friend 6-10 peeps you are a Great Friend! ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ aithful ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ espectful ¶¶¶_¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ntelligent ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ verlasting

Say Goodbye
Baby come here and sit down, let's talk I got a lot to say so I guess I'll start by Saying that I love you, But you know, this thing ain't been No walk in the park for us I swear it'll only take a minute You'll understand when I finish, yeah And I don't wanna see you cry But I don't wanna be the one to tell you a lie so [HOOK] How do you let it go? When you, You just don't know? What's on, The other side of the door When you're walking out, talk about it Everything I tried to remember to say Just went out my head So I'ma do the best I can to get you to understand [CHORUS] There's never a right time to say goodbye But I gotta make the first move 'Cause if I don't you gonna start hating me Cause I really don't feel the way I once felt about you Girl it's not you, it's me I kinda gotta figure out what i need (oh) There's never a right time to say goodbye But we know that we gotta go Our separate ways And I know it's hard but I gotta do it, And it's killing

Make Me Yours.....
I want you to please me, tease me and make me yours. I want to feel your touch on my naked flesh. I want to feel your lips kiss away my deepest need. I want to feel your body sliding next to mine. I want to see your eyes mirror my passion. I want you to make me weak with need. I want to feel alive with lust. I want you to make want no more. Waiting For You!

Completely
With every thought , with every word, with every action, I love you completely. Enough seems to have no meaning. To much has become an impossibility. Every minute is a blessing to the hours spent craving you. Desire gets lost in the confusion of just which emotion is leading the way. Lust has my body addicted to a thirst only you can quench. Yearning is my heart, for your heart's love returned. Thankful that love revealed itself and appreciative for it's stay. I am in love with you whenever I'm excited about the future. I am in love with you as I'm savoring yesterday. I am in love with you every breath exhaled. You give life to moments that give me a complete lifetime of love.

A Measure Of A Man
How do you measure a man? From the amount of dirt he has in his hands. The sweat and tears of what he has to adore; Making victory sweet, not an unwanted chore. Whether you have a family or on your own; A man should stay wise not casting any stones. There are a few that do not understand; The whole concept of being a man. Thinking there a gift, but merely a spot; Hanging themselves everyday, whether they know it or not. Taking it from a angle, what it says in the bible; A man should be of labor, not a coward. A man that does not work, does not eat; If you are scared of dirt, there is no meat. Women are a gift, all are queens; Yet some man think it's power to make them unseen. Wise up quickly, you can not live in this world alone; A man does not have to be seen to move mountains, because one will always be on the throne. Now do you understand? How can you measure yourself as a man?

Rejected ,, ):0p
Now convinced i lay my life to waste that no one loves me and my saddened face and in this time i only mourn for a taste, of me and you in any place i cry sometimes the word's slip out "why" why can't you love me? why must we lie? i attempt to cover the pain deep inside. but it's never sheltered only intensified. moments to days, it's all the same not much left, but me to blame i'm so filled with regret and eternal shame destined to die burning in sorrows flame my lament grows to bitter insanity and soon they will find what my eyes precieve wrath upon the gods that fake harmony they've left me, with nothing, but me. the rage within builds turning to misery of all that i've lost and all that i've done if there is a god, i pray for you to be with me please have pity on this bastard's son i wash at your memory to go away! i scream for you to forever stay! but i'm left with only the thoughts of when

I Love You Now I Will Love Then I Will Love You Forever
I love you now I will love you then I will love you forever I will do right by you and always stay true Through the sunny days and the stormy weather I love you now I will love you then I will love you forever The shattered picture I use to be is slowly coming together I love you now I will love you then I will love you forever Desire is a factor but not the most important of all The only thing that matter is will you catch me when I fall I love you now I will love you then I will love you forever The door was once open where I had a chance to run Now I have unspeakable joy the war is finally done I love you now I will love you then I will love you forever Sometimes I will be as strong as a rock Sometimes I will be as light as a feather Just having you in my life will always make it better I love you now I will love you then I will love you forever One day I will walk that aisle and proudly change your last name You and I are meant to

The Endless Whole
I fall down the whole of lifes sarrows with no one at the end. I'm alone in my world. I always seems happy, but I know it's all a scam. I always feel alone, and need someone there for me. Every second of missury I feel, is like a year of pain. The dagger from others eyes cuts threw me with eaise. The pain of always being alone. The sarrow of being left out. It's all too much for one to bare. But I hold to it strong. It seems like no one wants me around. It seems as though I've already been put into the ground. As everyone walks over my grave. I'm by far a greater man, for how I react to it all. Through all of this, I'll never fall. Yet, it feels as though I've hit rock bottom. No one tries to befriend me any more. I'm just here for others to drop problems upon. I'm just here to take the waite of the world off everyone elses shoulders. I always smile, and ask but the same from others. My smile has now only b

A Vow To You
As I look back in reverie My life you are a part of, The sentinel of memories, The keeper of my heart As I look back on how we met 'Twas fate at best you see A soulmate that was searching for A soulmate such as me As I look back on words we shared Your words so very sweet You fill my life with happiness You make me feel complete The keeper of my heart you are The watcher of my soul With tenderness, and loving heart You make me feel so whole A vow to you, I'll always keep Although we're miles apart Forever shall you always be The keeper of my heart

Lonely Witness
There is a Witness within the soul A lone and weary sentinel to the myriad problems that unfold Trapped between the seething tides of joy, and acrid guilt He withers once, and twice again and drowns beneath the silt His many cries, and pleas of reason discarded and forgot Tattered on the lonely breezes of a mind that hears him not.

I Am Doing Something Different
I decided to put videos on pics for bands that I have on here. So any pic of a band on here will have a video to back its complete raw power. That and I just don't care about petty bullshit anymore. Its time to give my page the power it fucking deserves!!!

Damnit
My girlfriends and I went to a ladies' night club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a $20 bill. She called the guy back over, licked the $20 bill, and stuck it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulled out a $50 bill and called the guy over. I was worried about the way things were going, but she licked the bill and just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things were going, the guy gyrated over to me! Now everyone's attention was focused on me, and the guy was egging me on to try and top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do? I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went home.

Today's Annoyance
people who come and look at your cherry page but never bother to say anything to you. is hello too much to type? can most people not spell this word? H-E-L-L-O.... there, now spread the word so everyone is educated. the whole point of checking a person out in anyway is that something about them you find interesting, even if it is simply that you think they are good looking right? so write a letter to them, or leave a hello or something on their page people.. it's only polite. you wouldn't stare at someone on the street without acknowledging them, and if you do, that's a bit rude my darlings. so... in conclusion, in today's lesson we all learned how to spell the word HELLO. now go out and share your lesson with others.

So Horny
Well the heading should tell it all. It would be awesome if you had a little sex story you wanted to share with me It would be even better if you had a perfect,kinky decription of something with the two of us...plzzzzzzz

The Final Inspection
THE FINAL INSPECTION The soldier stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. "Step foward now, you soldier, How shall i deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To my Church have you been true?" The soldier squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord, I guess I ain't. Because those of us who carry guns, Cant always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny, That wasnt mine to keep... Though I worked alot of overtime, When the bill got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at time I shook with fear. And sometimes, God, forgive me, I've wept unwomanly tears. I know I don't derserve a place, Among the people here. They never wanted me here, Except to calm thier fears. If you've a place for me here, Lord, It needn't

Love Thy Husband
Love Thy Husband A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, he doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him." "Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his stress. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of backrubs." "Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event on television. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your hu

A Soldiers Poem
A Soldiers Poem I watched the flag pass by one day, It fluttered in the breeze. A young Marine saluted it, And then he stood at ease.. I looked at him in uniform So young, so tall, so proud, With hair cut square and eyes alert He'd stand out in any crowd. I thought how many men like him Had fallen through the years. How many died on foreign soil How many mothers' tears? How many pilots' planes shot down? How many died at sea How many foxholes were soldiers' graves? No, freedom isn't free. I heard the sound of Taps one night, When everything was still, I listened to the bugler play And felt a sudden chill. I wondered just how many times That Taps had meant "Amen," When a flag had draped a coffin. Of a brother or a friend. I thought of all the children, Of the mothers and the wives, Of fathers, sons and husbands With interrupted lives. I thought about a graveyard At the bottom of the sea Of unmarked graves

Whispers
What are these whispers i hear, Cold hard harsh words reach my ear Do i stay and listen to this soul killing sighing? Allow the icy throngs seek out my bleeding heart with their prying? Said with such malice each word a new deadly blow upon my heart Each piercing deep and draining my life from me... My heart grows ever colder, ever darker its very core torn apart Relentless, inquenchable, they will not let me be. Before the whispers my soul had such life, Such light shone from me it was all but blinding Yet the darkening power of such words forever my soul in binding, Waylaid is my soul now, an empty husk spent on this strife. Grey Angel

Just Venting!
Don't know what it is about people online...I recently had someone get upset because they werent on my yahoo list anymore... they thought I deleted them.. well no I didnt... I downloaded a new version and all my friends were NOT automatically added..my own family wasnt even added....I cant remember everyones addy... so to all of you who I talk to on yahoo.. DONT get pissed at me if youre not on my list... its yahoo's fault.. If you cant accept that YOU are not the ONLY one I talk to .. then move on...like my profile says.. I love my friends.. and IF you are lucky enough to be mine.. I might like you too.. well I dont like it when I get the cold shoulder over something stupid like that... If I'm not on your list and you want to add me.. fine.. I dont care if i was there or not.. if you deleted me for whatever reason and want to re add me.. fine.. no big deal...so I say this ... GET OVER IT ALREADY!!!! (thanks.. just wanted to vent)

Yes, I Passed........................................................
Yes I know kinda side. When I was 16 I had alot of tickets so I ran to VA to get a drivers id, then when I moved back to NC they revoked my VA because I had to many tickets left unpaid, so I have paid all those off now, and well had to re take the whole test and wow talk about sweeting when walking in that office early this morning ( wanted to be early so they were in a good mood) and I was so proud when I learned I passed. Had a reinstatement fee of 100.00 that was a sock, and then my pic this time sucks, my va one they let me pose for it, lol!! So I am proud about that!! kisses

One Of My Friends Has Been Shot In Iraq
One of my friends, Ernie, a friend of mine in the Army I knew in Hawaii, got shot in Iraq today... I just found out a few minutes ago... No one knows if he is ok... as of yet. The sad thing is, he fell in love with this girl who cheated on him the moment he left for Iraq, broke up with him and moved away to Texas with the new man in her life. Poor guy has been through enough! Keep our soldiers in your prayers... No matter what your point of view of the war is, please support the troops... Every email, photo, whatever you send them means so much, I learned that when I was deployed to the Arabian gulf when I was in the Navy.... This is him and I at a luau last year in Hawaii...

Will I Make It
my nerves are shot and I need to type. I guess the shit is hitting the fan. The fan being my nerves. So bear with me. Im sorry once again. I haven't been like this in a long time and its all because of my kid. Thats horrible. Not only is my stomach in knots but my hands are trembling again and Im sure my ecezema will get worse sooner or later lol. Yes I am a mess. All this from stress. Good God. I had tests about 2 years ago because they thought I had Parkinsons. Turned out to be tremors but it doesn' act up unless I am stressed. And for over a year I have been on the lexapro and I haven't had any problems and my stress levels have been down etc and now all this is upsetting it all. And to top it off, my exboyfriend who I was with the other night, well his girlfriend works where I work and now they are going to transfer her to my store. To have to look at her will kill me. Granted I work in the backroom and she is customer service so I won't see her that much. But just knowing and the

Tired
OK~~I AM SO TIRED OF FAKERS AND PLAYERS THAT I WANT TO JUST FUCKING PUKE~~ I AM A VERY OPEN, HONEST, LOVING AND YES.. SEXUAL PERSON..BUT DON'T THINK FOR A MINUTE THAT I WONT ANALYZE EVERYTHING YOU DO. DON'T TELL ME BULLSHIT. DON'T LIE. DON'T BE FAKE. PLAYERS AND FAKES HAVE REALLY CAUSED ME TO JUST F'N WANT TO ACT STUPID AND UGLY...I WON'T! JUST CARRY YOUR ASS AND TAKE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE...NO TIME FOR YOU! I WANT REAL FRIENDS..WITH REAL HEARTS.. I CAN FLIRT AND I LOVE SEX AND SEXY PEOPLE..BUT I WILL ONLY GIVE TO YOU WHAT YOU GIVE TO ME FIRST.. STOP FAKING PEOPLE..LET SOMEONE LOVE/LIKE YOU FOR WHO YOU REALLY ARE!! CHICKEN SHITS..HA HA DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN...THAT FELT GOOD PEACE ME

Dedication To Misha....
Wet Dreams@ CherryTAP Another wonder friend that always has me smiling and blushing if she is being extremly sweet. She is someone that I would have fun going to parties with, and just plain old having fun. She thinks she is a meany but I know she lieing. So Shhhh don't tell her I said that. Doesn't she make that flower look out of place with her beauty. It not that rare I saw it multiple times before hehe but she has a breathtaking smile. And those eyes make you go speachless in awe at how the sparkle and twinkle with beauty.

Lateral Thinking... Author Unknown
Think This One Over Many years ago in a small village, a farmer had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to the village moneylender. The moneylender, who was old and ugly, fancied the farmer's beautiful daughter. So he proposed a bargain. He said he would forgo the farmer's debt if he could marry his daughter. Both the farmer and his daughter were horrified by the proposal. So the cunning moneylender suggested that they let providence decide the matter. He told them that he would put a black pebble and a white pebble into an empty moneybag. Then the girl would have to pick one pebble from the bag. 1. If she picked the black pebble, she would become his wife and her father's debt would be forgiven. 2. If she picked the white pebble, she need not marry him and her father's debt would still be forgiven. 3. But if she refused to pick a pebble, her father would be thrown into jail. Standing on a pebble-strewn path in the farmer's field, the

Surgery
I probably won't be on here much for the next week or so, I am going in tomorrow for surgery. Not looking forward to it but it is something that needs to be done. I'll miss everyone and I'll see ya all when I start to recover. Hugs and kisses!!

More Good News!! Lol
ok, lol now my computer works!! it hasnt been working for a long time so i've actually been using my mom's to get on here...hehe but it finally got fixed today!! i get a computer and a new job all in one day.. i like this day =)

Lets Play
i'm worth 145.50 Just A Fun Lil Game to See What Your Worth Okay so here's the deal. you look it over and see how many of these things you have done, BUT you have to add up the money amount along the way, then post the amount that you are as the title of the bulletin such as "$15" or "I'm worth $78" or something like that. Smoked pot-- $10 Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before-- $20 Went skinny dipping-- $5 Had sex in a pool-- $20 Kissed someone of the same sex-- $10 Had sex with someone of the same sex $20 Cheated on your g/f or b/f -- $10 Cheated on your g/f or b/f with their relative or close friend--$20 done oral-- $5 got oral-- $5 done / got oral in a car while it was moving --$25 prank called the cops-- $5 Stole something-- $10 Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars--$20 Had sex with someone 10 years older-- $20 Had sex with someone under 21 and

Why Most Professions Are Dirty
Why Most Professions Are Dirty The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes." The Dentist because he says, "Open wide." The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?" The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?" The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it." The Banker because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest." The Police Officer because he says, "Spread 'em." The Mailman because he always delivers his package. The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down. The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots

Remember This On November 11th
I have this cycling in a bulletin too but maybe you could all repost this in both bulleting and blogs. If you forget how to get all of the code fot the entire message go to bulletin baord, and when you click to repost you can copy the page and link to post in your blog to reach the most people to show support for our troops and veterans! thanks all! PLEASE.......Listen Closely......it's Only 2 Minutes of your time!!!!! If only this could be played ALL over our country on 11/11 at 11:00a.m............................... They were all young men & women when they gave so bravely ............

I Guess Im Mrs Pinhead To Mr Darklord Lol
You scored as Pinhead. You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.Pinhead90%Leatherface75%Freddy Krueger75%Jigsaw65%Hannibal Lecter60%Michael Myers55%Candyman50%Captain Spaulding40%Buffalo Bill40%Jason Voorhees15%Which Horror Killer are You?

Back From The Docs
I got to the docs and they said everything was going good I was healing just fine and its going good. They are always surprised on how well im doing when I go there. I have to go back on the 27th for a check up and we will see what they say bout going back to work :( Its so nice not working but then again its not lol. Im missin my friends from work but it still hurts to do somethings that I would be doing at work. Oh I do have pictures of my surgery in my gallery but they are kinda gross well if you ask my sister they are VERY gross but it all depends on who you are lol so if you want to see them you do have to have the option to see adult pics because of all the nasty pics. well thats all I got for now

Sorry..
I haven't been commenting lately and I'm sorry. I know I owe quite a few of you some thank yous and what not, just please bear with me while I struggle to get my act together again. To the handful that care, I appreciate you very much and thank you for being there for me.

What Does My Candy Heart Say
Your Candy Heart Says "Marry Me" For you, love is serious business. You don't take dating lightly. And even if you haven't met the right person, getting married is something you expect to do soon. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic picnic in the park Your flirting style: subtle and calculating What turns you off: short term flings Why you're hot: you're a hopeless romantic with each new relationship What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

Just A Little Story!
Okay Ya'll I just recently returned from a little trip to Baghdad, and well, i did not want to come back to good ole Kirkuk. Man that place has it all....lakes, palaces, like 5 dining facilities, lord who knows how many PX's, and one big antenae on a hill in the middle of the place. I must honestly say it was almost like that time i went to Qatar for R&R, yeah, only no beer. I dont see how the Fobbits can complain about being in Iraq. Nope, cannot see it. Now if you head into town, yeah you get shot at, and prolly blown up, that really sucks, but come on, how soldiers there really leave the base?? So we get our business done, and well we try and get a flight back, no luck, well....depends on how you look at it, i thought it to be fortuitous, a few more days in Baghdad!! SCORE!!!! Well, we finally get a flight to Balad, or shall i say LSA Anaconda, my good buddies are there, and well, we get locked down in the PAX terminal cause we have a flight back to Kirkuk in like an

Okay...
Alright folks, I'm suffer major CT burnout...I am off to bed. I'll be back tomorrow refreshed hopefully. Maybe, who knows...We'll see...Don't forget I'm having the King contest and that runs for another 15 hours...1pm central time..so go check out that album and rate your favorite. Based only on rates this time. So goodnight everyone...hugs and kisses to all!

New Poem
The value is such as it is seen Nothing known when one is green For only the pain can let us know The cost of love that to show A heart that breaks for lack there of Missing the gift from heaven above For nothing does part but love lost The loss is such beyond all cost Only the soul that aches so true Can appreciate a love found new One who knows it may pass away Will cherish the gift each and every day A fragile thing love will always be Something beyond all who can see Dreams may come true not once but twice A miracle when the heart turns to ice Cold and unforgiving what hate did destroy Lost in the pains forgotten all joy What may revive a heart turned to stone When love has fled and left one alone Only another that sparks forth the fire And is held with true deepest desire Longed for and cared for as no other before With love that lost and was no more The value is known through broken heart For only such love is never to part By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Letter To Tide
Letter to Tide Dear Tide I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the best. Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. Well one thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well, that when the detectives w ho came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative. Later, my attorney called and said that I would

What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
Your Candy Heart Says "Marry Me" For you, love is serious business. You don't take dating lightly. And even if you haven't met the right person, getting married is something you expect to do soon. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic picnic in the park Your flirting style: subtle and calculating What turns you off: short term flings Why you're hot: you're a hopeless romantic with each new relationship What Does Your Candy Heart Say?