Fubar Blog Posts 4

Sick Joke
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he gets there, he has trouble finding a seat because pieces of him are peeling and flaking off, and he's very concerned about grossing out the other fans. The leper wanders through the bleachers looking for a seat where his grotesque appearance won't disturb anyone else. Finally he finds an open seat where he might be able to watch the game. He asks the man in the adjoining seat if it would be okay to sit there. The man answers, "Yeah. Just sit down, shut up, and watch the game." The leper sits down and adds, "As you can see, I have leprosy. If it disturbs you, I will move." "It doesn't bother me. Just shut up, and watch the game." A while later, during the fourth inning, the man suddenly vomits. Frothy beer, hot dogs, and peanuts are splattered everywhere. Seeing this, the leper gets up and says, "Thank you for allowin

Because Im Fucking Bored
REVEAL A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF: NOW Is your hair up?: yes Is your phone right beside you?: infront of me Do you have a bf/ gf?: nope Do you wish you were somewhere else?: yes Do you have plans for tonight?: yes i do Are you wearing makeup?: Ynope Are you wearing chapstick?: nah Are you cold?: yahh, actually, i am Are you tired?: nah Are you excited?: for what? haha Are you watching t.v.?: nah Are you wearing pajamas?: yes Who's the last person you IMed?: mike who's the last person that called you?: mike who's the last person that texted you? nobody PAST Anything you regret? nah Ever lied?: a while ago Ever stuck gum under a desk?: all the time Ever spit at someone? nahh Ever kick something living?: nah Ever had your nails done?: all the time Ever thrown up because you cried so hard?: yahh LAST WEEK Had any plans last week?: uhm.. yahh.. but they got canceled Who did you see most last week?: anam :) and mike Was last week interesting? actually, y

All I Want!!!
All i want is someone i can talk to someone i can tell ma secrets to and they wont think any less of me or judge me i can be free to be who or what i wanna be all i want is someone who will listen to what i have to say someone i could go to at any given moment of the day someone who wont push me away someone who i can talk to all day and all night long and talk all night over the phone... about nothin, just to feel close to them whill i ever find him? what i need is someone who understands who will take me by the hand and tell me that everything will be alright someone who will hold me tight and never let go will i ever find him? I think i have! -Dah'Brita C. Brown!!!

Whats Up With People
Why lie to get cherry points. if that is true we all got duped into something now people are not going to believe anything we do anymore if thats the problem people need to stop lieing to get points i am sorry. when someone actually dies because of cancer and we make a page for them no one will go to it because of this scam the person that made the page needs to have action taken againts them like banned from here or what ever they have too do because that is making it harder on us when we have family members that get sick and pass on cuz of dieses you should be ashamed of your self for making false pages on serious dieases and using false names for it that is sick

Lost Soul
Somewhere lost in time This heart of mine Lost in a world Sorrow, misery Pain Lost in a world Feelings, heart Broken Grinding, stomping Torture to my heart Pulling, shooting dropping Pain to my heart Tears, blinding Losing you Pain, lost Feelings, gone

I Love This Dude
You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earli

Out And About Saturday
Okay well we survived “Subway and Train training.” We even had a “test” We took the train to Toyoshi where we switched trains to go to Nagoya. We had a lot of fun in Nagoya, big shopping area! Our first stop in Nagoya was Osu Kannon temple. It was originally situated in Osu-go, Nagaoka village in the domain of Owari, which is presently Hashima city in the Gifu prefecture. This temple was very beautiful. After visiting Osu Kannon we went to the shopping district. The first part I would compare to a flea market, it was indoors with many vendors packet close together. Then we headed to the “department store” area, lots of fancy shops!!! While we were in this area Goto-san received a call, saying he needed to come home quickly, so he asked us if we could manage with out him. He pointed us to one more area, which was the underground area. Wow you wouldn’t even imagine all the shops and stuff that were beneath the city! It was really amazing. Made malls in the US look small!! At that point G

Dream
To dream anything that you want to dream, that's the beauty of the human mind. To do anything that you want to do, that is the strength of the human will. To trust yourself to test your limits, that is the courage to succeed

Impossible Cheesburger Pie
Impossibly Easy Cheeseburger Pie Get all the great taste of a cheeseburger magically baked in a pie. 1 lb lean (at least 80%) ground beef 1 large onion, chopped (1 cup) 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese (4 oz) 1/2 cup Original Bisquick® mix 1 cup milk 2 eggs 1 . Heat oven to 400°F. Spray 9-inch glass pie plate with cooking spray. 2 . In 10-inch skillet, cook beef and onion over medium heat 8 to 10 minutes, stirring occasionally, until beef is brown; drain. Stir in salt. Spread in pie plate. Sprinkle with cheese. 3 . In small bowl, stir remaining ingredients with fork or wire whisk until blended. Pour into pie plate. 4 . Bake about 25 minutes or until knife inserted in center comes out clean

Sandy And Andy - Erotic Story - Domination
we met in a chat programme sandy the beautiful blonde married subbie & andy the tall dominant male. this is a collobaration we each write a part then post to the other & so the story builds. this is our 1st stor please be gentle with us feedback & ideas welcome to be continued BODY: Goes something like once upon a time lol there was a very dominate man and a very submissive woman. His name was Andy and hers was Sandy, the 2 had met a couple years back and I think there was always an attraction there but nothing ever came of it till recently. There was definatly something between the 2 as they could tell more and more thought thier conversations on paltalk. One day while they took the conversation a lil further there were deffinate sparks and Sandy got to see more of what the dominator was about. But for some reason she was so turned onnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, and could stop thinking about him and what it would be like if they ever met. So heres the scene here comes the fantasy part lol

Lovers
The Angel Of cream pale skin And delicate features With Grace's own voice She alighted to the ground Careful not to disturb the earth Earth that worshipped the touch Of such a gentle creature The Devil With fire tanned skin And the strong power Of an Angel fallen in torment But oh, how he strides! Purposeful and proud Unwilling to allow His fate to destroy him This Daemon who was an Angel fallen. They meet And embrace without words They had all been said Before the Great Fall. The Fall that separated them She of the embodiment Of love and gentle caresses And He, of purpose A man whose power Tempers his own sin. Oh, how he holds her No malice, no shame A lover and his hopes Pressed together by desires So quiet, so complete As they sink to the earth. Oh how She smiles Wrapped within her prince's embrace To be able to kiss his lips To feel the warmth from within. See how She sighs As he passes powerful hands over alabaster skin. Still

What H~i~m Member Are You?
Take the quiz: Ville, Linde, Mige, Burton or Gaz???Ville.... U are gothic, dark and mysterious.Ville is the man that created HIM, and he is dead gourges to.... But best of all, his voice is like an angel, even it is when he singing on cd or live or speaking...Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Monday We R On Tv
We R on Tv on Monday Monday is our show!!!!!!!! so u guys better watch...wgn..10 am if loctated if diffrent area here is the web site to tell u what channel and what time http://www.sonypictures.com/tv/shows/gregbehrendt/show_guide/station_search.php and here is our preview.....http://www.sonypictures.com/tv/shows/gregbehrendt/video.php?path=gregbehrendt_1023

Winter...brrrrrrrrr
Well it's getting to that time of year again. Yes I know alot of people are dreading it, and yet some are very excited. I for one am NOT looking forward to the winter season....It's that evil word that most people hate, yes you know what I mean "snow". Don't get me wrong I like snow, but only on Christmas, then come boxing day it can go away. I mean really who enjoy's shoveling, or driving, or mucking through that shit...NOT ME!!!!!! As far as i'm concerned there are only 5 good reasons for winter. 1)My son's Birthday 2)My daughter's Birthday 3)Christmas 4)A new year 5) and the best reason at all...........HOCKEY!!! Oh hell yeah it's hockey season, and in 5 short days the season begins....i have already started to imprint my groove on the couch, I have been working out my drinking arm(not gunna tell you how...lol) I starved myself all summer, for the chicken wing and beer marathon, i partake in every saturday night. So with allsaid about this i have one final thin

My Man
well my man is the best at everything he does and when it comes to making me happy wow he does a good job. he is 32 and loves everything i do for him. he loves the fact that i think all women are sexy. well he has 4 kids 2 by me and the other two kids are my step. i pics of me and my man in my photo gallery thank u for listening to me

Color
Your Passion is Pink! You're the type of woman that would never get described as passionate... Oh but you can be passionate at times - you just don't let it show. Your passion most shows through in your sweet and optimistic attitude. And chances are, most people are very passionate about you! What Color is Your Passion?

Hello Fellow Lost Cherrians..
Being that it is a Sunday Morning here where I am I thought I'd create my first blog here in lost cherry. Idle hands are d devil's playground but probably have my hands do something productive for a change hehe.. It's been awhile since my friend Courntey introduced to me this website and all n all I have made good friends through out =) Guys, thanks for having me as a friend and bless your heart for welcoming me into the lc family !! Anyways, take care and have fun !! You all rawk =)

Sad I Know But I Am So Bord..
GiRLS TiTLE iT "BOYFRiEND APPLiCATiON" BOYS TiTLE iT "GiRLFRiEND APPLiCATiON" fill it out if u dont wanna be my boi or w/e or if ur bored lol! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Do you want to have sex with me? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talk shit about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 17.Do you think I'm hot? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you have sex with me? 20.Would you come

I Always Thought Of Myself Being A Fairy...but This Aint 2 Bad...
You scored as Mermaid. Mermaid: Mermaids are also known as Sirens. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found death soon after. Not all stories of Mermaids are about gentle loving sea people. They are mystical, magical, and extremely dangerous. They have a way about them that brings anyone they are around to seem enchanted. They are very mysterious creatures and to meet one... Would mean certain Death. Let the song of the Sea fill your soul, for you are a Mermaid.Mermaid67%Angel59%Faerie50%Dragon42%WereWolf42%Demon0%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Faerie
td You scored as Faerie. Faerie: Aren't you a cute little flying person? Faeries are earth spirits. They live among each element completely hidden. They have cousins called Pixies. Pixies however, are very mischevious. They enjoy tormenting other creatures for fun. Little pranksters.. I hope you never meet one. Pixies have a bad reputation for finding a creature and clinging to them until death. Faeries can be somewhat close to a Pixie, but mostly they are loving, playful, and carry with them a child-like enthusiasm for life. Hide among the pedals of a Daisy, you are a Faerie.Faerie92%Mermaid75%Angel75%WereWolf67%Dragon67%Demon0%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Loneliness
just another typical day in the life of shawn.it's to the point now that i am getting my kids every weekend to avoid being lonely.i just dont understand why i cant find anyone to be happy with in life.i am an average guy but have a heart that is very big and i am such a caring person.you would imagine that women would like that but i guess not.i have decided to stop lookin for love and instead let it find me.so to all my friends on here wish me good luck.

Lady Love
lady love wanders through the night searching for a place to call her home. passing from heart to heart leaving them cold and dry as she steals all that laid with in. tonight she's found me sitting here and burried deep inside thinking she's found a place to stay. in the morning she shall leave turning my heart black and colder then ice. it won't matter to me though because i've known it before. for you see i was the first that this lady loved and the first which whom she left. since the first night she walked away i've been decayed and dead. tears upon my shoulder will still make me cry and every ounce of pain in her heart will kill me deep inside. it was so when we first met and remains through every year but no longer is it a shock to me or something i feel i must change. no i lied its something i feel must be cured her pain must be gone even when it kills me and it does. the difference now is the acceptance that i never get it right and never will. lady love will come and g

Signs Of Enlightenment
1. Body aches and pains, especially the neck, shoulders and back. This is the result of intense changes at your DNA level as the "Christ seed" awakens within. This shall pass. 2.Feeling of deep inner sadness for no apparent reason. You are releasing your past (this lifetime and others) and this causes the feeling of sadness. This is similar to the experience of moving from a house that you lived in for many, many years into a new house. As much as you want to move into the new house, there is sadness of leaving behind the memories, energy and experiences of the old house. 3.Crying for no apparent reason. Similar to #2 above. It's good and healthy to let the tears flow. This too shall pass. 4.Sudden change in job or career. A very common symptom. As you change, things around you will change also. 5.Withdraw from family relationships. You are connected to your biological family via old karma. When you get off the karamic cycle,the bonds of the old relationships are released.

I Wrote This In About 2 Minutes...
once loved, always loved, once touched , always touched can't help the way we feel or who's heart we steal, you've stolen mine, but i don't mind you can have my love anytime, so now i leave you with a goodbye, with much love from me to you, always, loving you...

Milkman007
You scored as Goofy. Your alter ego is Goofy! You are fun and great to be around, and you are always willing to help others. You arn't worried about embarrassing yourself, so you are one who is more willing to try new things. The Beast75%Goofy75%Sleeping Beauty50%Ariel50%Cinderella50%Pinocchio50%Donald Duck38%Peter Pan25%Snow White13%Cruella De Ville0%Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?created with QuizFarm.com

My Mouth
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

My Seduction Style
lol this is only half true:) You are flirty. You find it easy to attract people because you are so confident. You also arn't bad to look at which helps. 'What is your seduction style?' at QuizUniverse.com

Penis..who Would Have Thought ;)
You scored as Penis. You are attracted to the: penis. You are a penis man/woman.Penis92%Boobs83%Face58%Butt42%Abs/Stomach33%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Discussion Of Punishment
The first thing to consider is why you are punishing a sub, and what you want to gain out of it. Some people tend to think that punishment should be given for enjoyment purposes, either the dom's or the sub's. If you're doing it for enjoyment, then it's not really punishment to a sub, and if s/he thinks that it is then they are much more likely to disobey to get something that they want. If the dom does it for their enjoyment, then calling the activity a punishment can be damaging to the self-confidence and self-esteem of the sub, they will question why they can't seem to please their dom and always need to be punished. Such activity is much better labeled as pleasing the dom, rather than punishing the sub. A sub should be punished for something s/he did, or did not do, providing that the dom's expectations on the matter have been clearly established. If there were no clear expectations, then the sub should not be punished because the dom is at fault. The sub is a person, and can o

Trust
Something which I have very recently learned the hard way is that definitions matter. Perception matters. I have long held a personal policy of telling only the truth and not lying. However, according to at least one alternative definition of the word lie it is possible to lie with the truth if one uses it in a way intended to mislead. Most other definitions of the word lie however hold that a lie must consist of an untruth or a falsehood. I share this to again stress the importance of communication and understanding in full before rendering judgment. I now return you to the rest of the rambling as originally written. While most people state upfront that it is absolutely essential for a sub to trust a dom, it is also abolutely essential for a dom to trust a sub. Without that trust (which I no longer had for the girl above) a dom can't really push a sub safely. How will he know if she's having a problem if he can't trust her to speak up. In addition the dom needs to be able to

Read My Eyes
You scored as Diamond Eyes. You are full of confidence, just don't let it go to your head. Its great to know your worth it! Isn't it:D Just remember those of us down here. You are probably quite popular.Eyes full of Pain58%Diamond Eyes58%Passion33%Mysterious25%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Sexual Zodiac
Scorpio You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

What Kind Of Choclate R U?
You are Milk Chocolate A total dreamer, you spend most of your time with your head in the clouds. You often think of the future, and you are always working toward your ideal life. Also nostelgic, you rarely forget a meaningful moment... even those from long ago. What Kind of Chocolate Are You?

Dominant Vs. Master
DOMINANT VS. MASTER BY MISTRESS STEEL Those just entering the BDSM world will find the abundant usage of both of these words by members of the online community. This is primarily due to the rapid growth of access and the restrained attainability of quality texts to correctly interpret what these words mean within the community itself. Up to a few years ago the BDSM world was a tightly closed and almost secret society. Membership in this society was kept totally private and hidden with significant effort. Entree into the community was by referral and accompaniment only. Protocols or rules of conduct were strict and strongly enforced, not from some control standpoint but because those rules emerged from bitterly hard lessons in survival. A Dominant is a person with a dominant aspect in their personality. A Master is a Dominant with significant real life BDSM experience. They are not the same. It can be fairly said that all Master/Mistress's are Dominant. It cannot be sa

Zodiac
Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Trust
Trust is VERY important. Trust not to injure, or damage permanently. Trust the Dom to use his best judgment in "play". Trust the Dom to be truthful. Trust the Dom not to emotionally, mentally or physically abuse you. Trust the Dom to keep his commitment to you and the relationship. Trust the Dom to never abandon you. Trust the Dom to never cheat on you. Trust the Dom to not seek others and destroy your relationship. (Poly lifestyles have defined rules and never allowing another to destroy your relationship is critical) Trust is negotiated codependence. Communication is a MUST...but you must be willing to BE vulnerable to one another, sharing you inner most secrets and thoughts. Talk...talk...and talk some more. TPE or EPE is NOT a fantasy....some folks think that you are mentally off if you live like this or think you are living in a fantasy world....this is NOT the case. The submissive/property is NOT a door-mat...not a child (and is NOT treated like one except maybe

How Is Your Self-esteem?
You Have Low Self Esteem 0% of the Time Which can be translated to mean, you have high self-esteem and a healthy sense of self worth. You believe in yourself, and you know how to be the real you. You love yourself, imperfections and all. How is Your Self Esteem?

Just When You Think...
.....that you have everything figured out .....that you know someone .....that you are not in his thoughts .....that you don't think about him anymore .....that he doesn't think about you anymore .....that nothing will surprise you all shit hits the fan and you are floored. Both in a good way and in a bad way. Good: You wanted to hear it all along and needed to know it for sure Bad: That the timing is wrong and the chance already passed Just when you think that you know exactly who you are, what you want, where you want to go and who you want to be, one little thing changes everything and makes you stop and think even more. The shock isn't wearing off.

How The Moonlight Sleeps
How sweet the moonlight sleeps here i sit,and i let the sound of music creep in my ears and the soft stillness of the night become the sweet touch of harmony look how the floors of heaven is so thick inlaid with patterns the sound of the birds like a angels song the wind blows in such harmony and the whislt muddy sand oh look the water is closing in

Money
So you talk to a person for a while. you begin to think you know them, and what they are about .......and whammm !Right out of the blue they start to first hint for it then they beg for it, crying they can't pay bills, need food or rent....and best one yet they can't afford to buy thier meds.....omg has it come to this? beggin for money online, offering to do things on cam for cash.....Give me a break if you need it that bad get a second job , or a first job even. and most of all have some self respect !

Poeple With No Lyrics To Their Song....
Watch one of these bitch ass poeple steal my fucking words to my poetry and dedicate it to someone because they can't write for shit..... You people need to get a life especially if you sitting here reading this and you stealing my shit anyway!!!! Assholes!!!! It's fucking published already anyway!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!! Dumb motha fucka's!!!! I hate people that's why I sit behind a damn computer all fucking day and stay in the damn house with my babies because bitters make me sick!!!

Lies
LIAR LIAR You're lying again not a big surprise you're such a fucking bitch, so don't even cry, You do the same shit over and over pretending like you care when we all see your true colors. Well here's something for you, so let it sink in, fuck you bitch do I need to say it again? The damage has been done there's no going back, You'll always be a fucking bitch and that's a fact.

Watch Out
Poison Close your eyes, it'll be alright after I poison you tonight. Lay on your pillow rest your head because sooner than later you'll be-- Dead. Just a drop is all it takes in your food on your plate eat up. Eat all you can your last meal hour fell and you are destined to rot in hell. Maybe that will keep you warm you're so cold to everyone here maybe that will burn your compassion and make you more sincere. Lies and more stack up against you pretty soon they will all come tumbling down. I hope they crush you into the ground. Asphyxiation isn't as clean but it would make you suffer for what you have done to all the others. When the cops come the next day I will have gone far away. They will only find you, cold and dead lying so still in your bed.

Priests
Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it. He looks at the other priest and says "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not down there!" The other replies, "Its working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day."

Horoscope
AMAZINGLY ACCURATE Whatever you do, don't cheat! CHINESE HOROSCOPE : THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON, WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE CHINESE NEW YEAR FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS - DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT. THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL NO CHEATING !!!! THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY 1st. Get PEN and PAPER 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON`T READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. 2. BESIDE the NUM

How Will You Be Defined In The Dictionary?
Ashley -- [noun]:A person who laughs at anything (even this entry) 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com OMG!! they found out lmao..and now this is true i do laugh at everything lol

A Weekend Together Ch. 02
We are awakened by your phone ringing. It's a text message from Lucy, saying she can't make it today, but would like to in the future. You slide back into my arms. You look and feel so sexy, my cock is already standing to attention and pressed into the small of your back. My arms are crossed over your chest, my hands cupping and gently squeezing your gorgeous firm breasts. I start kissing the back of your neck and your left hand reaches behind you to grab for my cock. You squeeze the thick shaft hard. I roll you over slightly so that I can kiss your mouth properly. My tongue penetrates your lips as we start to lick and suck each others mouths. I squeeze your tits harder as your little hand slowly starts to wank me up and down. Gently I bite your bottom lip, breaking away from our kiss. I lick down over your chin and leave a thin trail of saliva down your neck and cleavage. Much to your disappointment my dick pulls out of your hand as I change position, kneeling over you. I whispe

Whats The Most Important Thing To You?
Family is most important in your life. Having a high focus on family indicates that you are a loving and nurturing person. You want to have a nice big family of your own, and you are very close with your siblings and parents. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

♥keys To My Heart♥
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart. In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved. You'd like to your lover to think you are flexible and ready for anything! You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Which Neverland Fairy R U?
You scored as Tinkerbell. You are a pixie with some attitude! You care for others, and always want to make things right, but sometimes your sassy ways can get in the way! You can make friends easily, and can fall in love that easily too! Though you may loose your temper sometimes, you always fix things, just like Tink's talent (she fixes pots and pans)! And that can be hard, if you have an attitude like Tink! Tinkerbell80%Vidia-The Fast Flying Fairy65%Nari-The Water Talent Fairy50%Prilla--the Mainland Visiting Fairy45%What Neverland Fairy are You? (from new tinkerbell novel-girls only)created with QuizFarm.com

I Am Single And Looking
hey all you single and sexy cherrys i am single and looking if there are any ladies between the age of 18-20 if you are looking you shoud hit me up if you want a fun and loveing guy you can get a hold of me @ fire_fox_360@yahoo.com

Lithium
Lithium >> Nirvana I’m so happy 'cause today I found my friends, They’re in my head, I’m so ugly, That’s okay, 'cause so are you, We’ve broken our mirrors, Sunday morning is everyday for all I care, And I’m not scared, Light my candles in a daze 'cause I’ve found God, Yeah, Yeah, …Yeah, Yeah, …Yeah, Yeah, …Yeah, Yeah, …Yeah, Yeah, …Yeah, Yeah, …Yeah! I’m so lonely, That’s okay, I shaved my head, And I’m not sad, And just maybe I’m to blame for all I’ve heard, But I’m not sure, I’m so excited, I can’t wait to meet you there, But I don’t care, I’m so horny, That’s okay my will is good, Yeah, Yeah, …Yeah, Yeah, …Yeah, Yeah, …Yeah, Yeah, …Yeah, Yeah, …Yeah, Yeah, …Yeah! I like it - I’m not gonna crack I miss you – I’m not gonna crack, I love you – I’m not gonna crack I kill you – I’m not gonna crack, I like it – I’m not gonna crack I miss you – I’m not gonna crack I love you – I’m not gonna crack I kill you – I’m not gonna crack I’m so happy 'cause

Gaming Ideas?
Do yall have any ideas on another game or story to start and fire up....let me know right here and I will see wot I come up with..........thanks yall are the greatest! *HUGS* for the guys and *KISSES* for the girls :)

Dance Before Her.
Ever walk out into a morning, that was crisp and felt like the world was okay? Ive been there. I've been told its thine embrace of Divinity. Mornings like these are rare but they do happen. They remind me that even when we think we are broke inside there is always something that will heal us. These days The media assualts us with Images of a Broken world, and facades of who we're supposed to be. It seems that Humanity its self has gone awry. We have. We have become traumatized by the attempted assination of the Soul. They have lain Siege on the very Spark that makes us who we are. It disgusts me. Thats why Days like these I hold dear. I am Slavaged from the ennui of twisted perceptions. I am made whole once again. Divinity renews my strength, heals my faith in Humanity, and reinforces my Convictions. Therefore I dance; I dance to Honor her, and you.

Lost
my heart is lost for a lillte bit for now until my baby is born.The man i thought loved me showed his true colors and I left. FOr now i will hurt but i have the joy that god gave me growing in to brighten my days now. LOve you all Baby doll

Theme Song
Your Theme Song is Beautiful Day by U2 "Sky falls, you feel like It's a beautiful day Don't let it get away" You see the beauty in life, especially in ordinary everyday moments. And if you're feeling down, even that seems a little beautiful too. What's Your Theme Song?

You Naughty, Naughty Cherries!
I still have 40,370 Cherry Points to go, to become a Cherry Rockstar, how dare you desert me in my hour of need!? lol Still, on the bright side it means I get to keep my pants on! So... If owned Lost Cherry what new ranks could I invent? Cherry nerd, we have a few of them here. Cherry drama queeen, uh huh, we seen those ones. Cherry flasher, confused? Wait till I'm drunk! Any other suggestions?

Still Learning
Hello everybody. Well I'm still learning how to find different things on here.LOL.Have met some interesting people here.Everyone has been great..Not sure how to get what I want from Photo Bucket yet,but I will figure it out.LOL.How often can you leave somebody the 10 pts? Hope I have left everybody the 10, like they did me,if I missed somebody give me a holler and I will go leave ya some.LOL.

My Passion Is Brown
***Your Passion is Brown*** You are both a sensitive and sensual lover. Warm and deep, you are tuned into the needs of your lover. Verbal foreplay is crucial to you. Words can make or break your mood. For you, sex is a 24 hour a day thing - you can't separate it from love. What Color Is Your Passion? http://blogthings.com/whatcolorisyourpassionquiz/

Light Vs. Dark
The sun's rays break upon a distant horizon sharing her beautiful light with the world. The flower opens its' petals and slowly absorbs the beauty of the sun and shares it with the world. Just when light meets dark there is beauty in the shadowed gray. Two worlds collide resulting in the retreat of dark and the advance of light. Can there be peace with out conflict? Must we always live in one world or the other? Why must we always live in the light? Is darkness not also beautiful? Is there not beauty in the harmony of twilight? Why can we not find and live in the harmony of the moment and let it move us through our lives?

My Name
lol I keep getting asked how come I have the name I do so here goes: I came to Kansas because of an online relationship that went bad. You would think that you would know a person after talking to him for over 3 years and visiting back and forth but I was wrong...he was just as sweet as could be...a perfect gentleman if I may say so myself...well I moved to kansas from wyoming to be with him and we were planning on getting married on march 17th (thank God it didnt happen). I postponed the wedding so I could go back to school (you get more benifits being a single mom) and he couldnt understand it. I got all my paperwork in for school and then he became abusive and I had to get a protection order...I am alot happier now but I miss my family...mom is in wyoming, one brother in georgia and my youngest brother in korea right now...one day we will all be together again

A Moment In Time
A Moment in Time a poem for my grandmother For a moment in time We were together And for a moment I thought our friendship Would last forever And all too soon it was goodbye This kind of goodbye Always makes me cry Though I didn't hear you say it I know it's forever You were great I will not forget you No not ever

Our Love
Our love Is like a dove It fits Like a glove. It has a free will Yet, it stays with us The relationship we have No one else does. Our love Is strong So I know We didn't go wrong. You are all I want Nothing more With our love, To my heart I'll never shut the door!

Our Time Together
Our Anniversary Is our time together. To express our love, To fly freely Like a dove. Our time together Is so precious to me. A few years ago It almost would not be. When i found you I found the promised land. To not have you Would not be grand. That's why I say, "I love our time together." I love you very much and always will!!!

Sotd - Getaway
OMG.....absolutely LOVE this song! Thanks again to Andrew for sending it to me - dammit, you're always right! by The Music What's it like up there Do you worry anymore How's it feel up there So much left to say If i could tell your thoughts right now It would never be the same Wait til i am by your side Then the meaning wil come true Your love will find a betterway Everybody wants you to know Your love will find a betterway Everybody,everybody wants to know Your love will find a betterway Everybody wants you to know Your love will find a betterway Everybody,everybody wants to know We are nearly there Do you get to see the love Can you understand my thoughts Seeing as no-one else here can When you see the light Does your pain just disappear Will i ever feel your love Once again my dear Your love will find a betterway Everybody wants you to know Your love will find a betterway Everybody,everybody wants to know Your love will find a betterway Ever

Birthdays
I notice several people joined with "January 1st" birthdays. Either a whole lot, a disproportionate number, of people I'm meeting here were born that day (and December 25th) or it's just a sort of default "not telling the world" day. Still, if you'd like at least a quiet birthday e-mail on your real birthday, let me know? (Both facts of course will be useful :) - date to send, and deep cover :) )Eric resting, preparing to do a few chores, just finished doing some editing, but- enjoying a Quiet Day

Panic Attack
Flickering, spinning thoughts racing through anger, acceptance, tears, exploding again through rage exposing the raw, naked fear. Heart thundering, speeding hard, lightning quick pains as though it'll burst stomach twisting with nerves while fearing the absolute worst. Panic speeds adrenaline already racing through pulsing veins causing chaotic ramblings of a broken mind gone insane. Eventually the fear subsides leaving exhaustion in its foul wake then depression slogs on in searching for a weary soul to take. Tears fall again, but differently no energy to sustain the pour limp and weary seeking solace a soldier home, from a hard-won war. Finally sleep to soothe the hurts strained muscles, sore heart, aching back oh the joys none understand, of surviving another Panic Attack. (c) 2006 D. R. Hyden I wrote this one to try and describe what it's like to go thru one of these ugly things... unfortunately words are just not adequate enough to even cov

Love Addiction
Sex is not love, but when our bodies move in sweet unison, momentarily my heart forgets, trying to move with us. Oh sweet sensual exhaustion, following orgasmic release upon wave of release. You said your were addictive and it's true but I see the excitement in your eyes, I'm addictive too!

'lc'
Well it's been a few weeks now since i've become a member on this site and i have to say i don't know if it's a great thing for someone that's in a relationship lol....way too much temptation here...so many fcuken HOT MEN on here...it's almost addicting...all the people i've met on here so far have been so friendly and kind and very very generous with the rating's and thank you all so much for your support....LC was down last night and i thought they deleted my acct becuz of some of my adult pic's lol but YAY!! they didn't i'm still here...day off today so i'll be hanging out here in the lounge if u want me and playing online pool...have a good day and again thanx for reading this blog just shows u have interest in me...i'm starting to rate people now which is weird never rated a person from 1-10 before.. but i figure if i'm getting rated i'm gonna rate lol...love some of the skin's on here hope u all don't mind that i've stolen some of your skin's..you know who you are....all i have

My Lc Family Rocks My Socks!
Ok. I just wanted to say how much i love my LC family. They each have reasons to why they are put there. You guys mean alot to me and i dont know what i would do without yall. ^_^ *~*PurteeLadee*~* (aka Teresa) : Hun, you are a amazing friend. You have been there for me when I needed you most. You are amazing never forget that chica! Love you forever!!! ~Cassie~: I have known you for 7 years (i think) now. You are also a amazing friend. You have always been there for me to cheer me up. I will always love you, and you will always be my bitch, never forget that! =P hoblinbobgoblin (aka Grant) : You are one of my newest friends, but you have shown me that it is ok to be different. And I really respect your friendship. You are a amazing person, never ever forget it! *HUGS* tearsandpurplerain (aka Mark) : You have been one of my first LC friends. You have made me feel more confident about my appearence, and you have helped me through alot of tough things in my life. You are one

Untitled
I need to find myself In this chaos I've created Loking for a sign of me But signs are overrated Searching for a single clue To lead me back to me To find who I was before The girl I use to be There's nothing here to lead me To the path I waked before I'm walking blindly now The light leads me no more By Kimberly R. Joli

Billy Connolly's Chain Letter
Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show. And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day! What a bunch of bullshit. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour. Screw 'em!! If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've se

We Choked.
Ok, so I have been a die hard Tigers fan since...oh, I was born? Finally this year it looks like we are going to take first place and be awesome, which we were for the first half. After the all-star break we completely sucked. Then our final 3 games are against the Kansas City Royals who lost 100 games this year and we had beat 14 of out 15 games. I thought we had it in the bad to clinch the division. But NO...we have to lose all 3 games and allow the Twins to win the division. Beautiful. Now we are off to New York to play the Yankees on Tuesday night as our first playoff game as we are the AL wild card. It's quite disappointing, but at least we are in the playoffs for once. Ok, I'm done venting now.

Thoughts
So Tangled and so Twisted, the things are in my mind I hope to make some Sense of it, but a way I cannot find Doing all that I can, Struggling to get by Its not easy, it rarely works, Im left to Wonder why I give all I have of me in every single way Putting others Before Myself each and every day It gives me Strange Comfort, it helps me be Satisfied To see things good for others, not for myself although I tried I find Happiness in my Sorrow, I can Smile through my Frown Thats only possible because of the Special People I have around My Friends help me in ways they can never know They are so amazing and my thanks I try to show They bring Rays of Sunlight into the Darkness where I live My Spirits are truly lifted by the Friendship that they give

Saturday 09/30/06
It was so much fun. Went out with my Sis, Mel, and my nieces and nephews. I know that sounds funny, but they are all over the age of 21. No guys i am only 30. LOL We all went to this sports bar. We danced and sang. Thought i was going to go to jail. had this guy that i never met before start bumping and grinding on me, and even after telling him to back off he didn't. So i took matters into my own hands. Then he tried with my Sis and i yanked her away from him. What is the deal with these people. NO MEANS NO Anyway he finally left, and we went and played pool. Hooked my Sis up with a friend and they slow danced. It was so sweet. She had so much fun. I was so happy to see that she was happy. And although Sis and i are the only ones out of the group that do not drink, i think we had the most fun.

Wondering Why?
It usually happens when you least expect Life is going good, then it all gets wrecked What in the world, how can this all be Why is it that these things go this way for me What fun would it be if things weren't hard There's always some twist of fate for me waiting in the cards It could make me so happy, it might make me more sad If there's one thing I've learned, you take the good with the bad All that we know shapes that which we are It's gotten me to here from so very far Such a new twist has been thrown my way It gives me such strength to make it each day But with it comes and awefully good pain It shocks me and and rocks me and helps me keep sane It couldn't have happened at a better worst time I don't dare question the reason or rhyme

Ya Know
sorry evryone if it seems like im ignoring you thanx for all the love your showin me.. my comp is back but this site runs rreeaaallllllly slow.. and ive been soo sick my morning sickness is getting out of hand ive lost 15 pounds already so yea..been resting alot anyways i love you all :)

Randy Watson Attends Passion Party...nuff Said
Sexual Chocolate Attends Passion Party...Nuff Said! Current mood: horny Passion Party? Me? Invited? Aren't these only for women who sit around talking about lubes, creams, lotions, toys, dildos and all kinds of other unimaginable things? Why in the hell would I go? Why in the hell would they invite me? 11 women? Alcohol? Talking about sex? Haha your boy Randy Watson was gonna be on time for that. This would be the first Passion Party that I was invited to that I wasn't having one on one in my room or some hotel somewhere. Hahahaha. So I arrive at my friend's house and a few of the ladies are already there. I receive a couple of stares as I enter, but my friend assures them that they'll appreciate why I came later. I meet my friend's boss, an older woman with a bit of a mean streak but we sit down and chat for a minute. I pour myself a margarita. The woman gets offended because she thinks that I called her old, and I did not in fact call her old, I merely exclaimed, "Oh lord...

This Weekend 10-1
This weekend was awesome, my sis and I went out with her nieces and nephew. While her nephew and his friend shot pool, us girls danced the night away. Then my sis talked me into going and talking to this man that I have a crush on (LOL), oh course Im shy...so I was embarassed when she told him I wanted to dance with him. But it ended up being great, we danced and talked to each other. So after all the night was wonderful, can't get him off my mind now. LOL Just my luck, butterflies over a man that I dont even really know anything about. Oh well thats the way things go sometimes. Thanks sis!

Old, But Amazing Song.
Patty Loveless-How can I help you say goodbye. Through the back window of a '59 wagon I watched my best friend Jamie slippin' further away I kept on waving 'till I couldn't see her And through my tears, I asked again why we couldn't stay Mama whispered softly, Time will ease your pain Life's about changing, nothing ever stays the same And she said, How can I help you to say goodbye? It's OK to hurt, and it's OK to cry Come, let me hold you and I will try How can I help you to say goodbye? I sat on our bed, he packed his suitcase I held a picture of our wedding day His hands were trembling, we both were crying He kissed me gently and then he quickly walked away I called up Mama, she said, Time will ease your pain Life's about changing, nothing ever stays the same And she said, How can I help you to say goodbye? It's OK to hurt, and it's OK to cry Come, let me hold you and I will try How can I help you to say goodbye? Sitting with Mama alone in her bedroom

Scars
Nobody understands me, or is it that nobody cares? I'm feeling things I shouldn't, but is it in vain? Do I let myself feel too much? Because in the end I just feel pain. It hurts so deeply and I'm standing here screaming and nobody hears me, or is it that they just walk away and pretend they didn't hear me? Either way, I'm scarred, abandoned and forever lonely.

To Tupac...the Realest Shit I Ever Wrote
To Tupac: The Realest Shit I Ever Wrote To celebrate the day of your birth I think of all that you meant to me and this earth I followed you since I was a lil nigga Your rhymes meant more to me when I got bigga At first I thought it was about havin fun and gettin down Thought it was all about girls and gettin around But there was so much more that you had to say Get back at everyone that crossed you and make them pay You were the "Rose That Grew From Concrete" I would give anything to be at your feet Just to learn from you and see the world through your eyes That's why your music touched me and made me realize Whenever I hear your music I wish you were still here If you were still around all of hiphop would fear Cause you wouldn't have let it get so played out Niggas making money off you still, yo they sold out It hurts to think about what more could have been All of us in the world living in our lives of sin You were the inspiriation that kept me going I close my

Nascar & Football
It's been a pretty good day.... in sports... Dale Jr. finished 10th to stay 7th in the points in the championship standings. And its the 3rd quarter of the ball game and the Bears are whooping Seattle 27 to 6...... Da Bears!!!! .... so since I am a sad ass and couldn't make it awake thru the 4th quarter... I wake um this am to find that the bears won 37 - 6!!! Go Bears!!!!

Im Bord As Hell.. 20 Things About You...
I want to know 20 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. I really don't. You are obviously on my list, so let me know with whom I am friends! 1.Your Middle Name: 2. Age: 3. Single or Taken: 4. Favorite Movie: 5. Favorite Song: 6. Favorite Band/Artist: 7. Dirty or Clean: 8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Do we know each other outside of myspace? 2. Whats your philosophy on life? 3. Would you have my back in a fight? 4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? 5. What is your favorite memory of us? 6. Would you give me a kidney? 7. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you: 8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 9. Can we get together and make a cake? 10. Have you heard any rumors of me lately? 11. Do you/have you

Eyes
Eyes They can be so telling. It must be true because even movies use the eyes to put characters under a spell or express feelings. Some eyes you can get lost in without realizing it. It's like coming home after a long trip, so comforting. Many lovers spend hours gazing into each others eyes, but if that's how long it takes to get that feeling, they're looking into the wrong ones. I found myself overtaken, got caught up in the deep joys within them. Sadly those eyes disappeard, I don't know for sure how or why even, I just know he should have either listened more or not turned away in fear. His son inherited those eyes. I have to live as long as our son is on this earth being reminded, and I never told anyone how I felt. His "father" never knew he had a son, he has missed so much. My son's "dad" met him 7 months after we met and 3 months after he married me. Funny, he said it was my voice that he got lost in. I grew to love the man who was so excited and looking forward t

Sometimes
have you ever had crazy things in life happen? i have. U sit back and wonder wy your still here, alive to tell about it. i had a bad bike wreck in 2003. i did die twice,even lost my right knee cap, a metal rod screwed onto my collar bone. even lost 6 pints of blood before i got 2 the hosp., plus alot more. when your sitting around, you wonder. wy am i still here? wy me?

Men???
Has anyone ever sat and just thought about what they want out of life?? Well lately I seem to find myslef doing that alot. I came to the conclusion that I am tired of being alone, that after I left my husband and went through a divorce which has been 15 months ago I shut the world off. I was never going to love someone besides my children and family and friends ever again. Almost 2 months ago I started talking to a guy over the internet and ohhhh boy, I had decided that this is what I wanted. Until he decided a week ago that his supposed job was a problem and that he would not be able to be here for me like he wanted or I needed. Do you think we could even talk about it???? NO!!! He won't talk to me or let alone answer a freaking phone. Well guess what I am better than that, I will just wait until the next one comes along. Life is to short not to try and live. If he comes back he comes back if not what the hell.

Nice Guys Finish Last
To every guy that's said, "Sex can wait." To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. (and didn't cause it!) To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. TO EVERY GUY THAT WOULD SIT AND WAIT FOR HER FOR HOURS JUST TO SEE HER FOR TEN MINUTES. To every guy that would give his seat up. To every gu

Spaz Is Going To Apw
U read it right im going to APW in Hayward i sighned up for July 07, i can affored it i need help though, i need help to keep my mind focus and my body, i need to be in the best shape i can be and i really need a traning partner and all the support i can get. I really want to do this. this my secound dream next to having a my own family any good support be great. thanks

Can I Be Loved
Can I be loved For so long my heart seeks love, Will I ever find it will it ever find me? My heart and soul so alone so empty my eyes cry like a river cause of the pain in my heart. I look my self in the mirror every morning and ask myself can I be loved? Is something wrong with me is something wrong with my soul. Whats wrong am I ugly, am I a horrible guy. If its not those things whats wrong with me. Why cant I be loved then? I guess I cant be loved Im destined to be alone and die alone in the heart and soul. The sorrow = pain= rage. Thats all my heart can feel now rage, Rage thats fill my soul. I dont know if I should care about being loved anymore.

Mickey And Minnie
Mickey And Minnie Mickey mouse and Minnie mouse are in a heated courtroom lawsuit. The judge takes his seat and calls Mickey up and says, "From what I hear, people say your suing Minnie because she is sillY????" "No" replies Mickey, "I'm suing her because she is f*cking goofy"

Ohhh What They Dont Know About Us Tauruses....
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) --Don't tease them. It will only piss them off. Taureans are realists. If you say that you are horny: Prepare to be fucked. Taureans are heavy indulgers, though. All forms of indulgence: Sex-drugs-wine-food...whatever their vice may be: they simply cannot get enough. They do not believe in moderation. They will fuck until they are sore. Taurus likes to have sex just for the sake of having sex. What they lack in originality, they make up for in stamina and endurance. Okay...so they may not be into bondage, okay? But they WILL lick you until you have at least three orgasms or until you pass out...whichever comes first. Taurus uses their tongue for EVERYthing...and I mean that. They love to lick people in whipped cream, alcohol, chocolate, flesh and candy???Bring it on! Caution: They are looking for a relationship so be kind to them. Capricorn and Taurus's are best matched. They equally share desire for one another when making love. Watch these two when toge

You Know
what pisses me off is something as serious as someone FAKING SOMEONES DEATH, and you cant even take the time to read the bulletin about it being fake. thats bullshit. Somepeople are sick freaks man. Its disturbing. On that note, i have the worst eating habits ever. When i get hungry i eat a banana or a piece of bread lmao, thats truly about it lmao. I need to eat more =/ And my nose hurts haha.

An Erotic 'twas The Night Poem
An Erotic 'Twas the Night Poem by The Erotic Elves © 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the net People were horny--steamy and wet; The pussies were dripping as they soon knew That the cocks around them were stiffening, too; The ladies were ready, willing, and spread The men kneeling down, giving them head; Santa squeezed down the chimney, hoping to fuck; But found halfway down that he became stuck. A pole was stuck up his arse with some force, poor Santa thought he'd been kicked by a horse. They tried and they tried, but they couldn't unstick, He was wedged in the chimney by the size of his dick. The poledancers gathered round and had an idea, Perhaps if they sucked Santa's cock he could get himself clear. One by one, they sucked on his knob, knowing this wasn't a one-dancer job. The elves wondered how they could help, too, so they opened their mouths and awaited his goo. While they waited, the elves passed the time, by fuck

Go Huskers!!!
The Nebraska Cornhuskers won yesterday thank the lord. Which was hard they were up against my other fav. team. Love ya gramps they are doing it for you. There is not a day that I don't think about you or miss you. But god was ready for you and we have our angel above watching over us. Hosted by Sparkle Tags

What Is Your Most Scarey Memory ??
I'll give you One example of mine .. We're all running down the beach .. My Brother grabs me and dares me to go and jump on a "Washed up log" .. Well.. As I usually do . I took that dare and went running like mad down the beach . took a flying leap trying to jump on this log . Only to find out its a Beached shark .. Good thing I was as limber as I was .. I lept over this cretaure and went screaming down the beach as my brother laid in the sand laughing his ass off .. to this day .. whenever I see anything on teh beach thats bigger than a shell I look before I leap LOL

Maybe.....
Maybe... God wanted us to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe.. .when the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe... it is true that we don't know what we have got until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives.Maybe... the happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe... you should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you dream of and want to do. Maybe... there are moments in life when you miss someone -- a parent, a spouse, a friend, a child -- so much t hat you just want to pick them from your

The Sands Of Friendship
TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE. THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. THEY KEPT ON WALKING UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH. THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM. AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE WROTE ON A STONE: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE. THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT YOU, YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?" THE OTHER FRIEND REPLIED "WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN IN SAND WHERE WINDS OF FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY. BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING GOOD FOR US, WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE WHERE NO WIND CAN EVER ERASE IT." ---------------------------- LEARN TO WRITE YO

I'll Be There :p
I'll Be There- *When no one is there for you *And you think no one cares* *When the whole world walks out on you* *And you think you're alone* I'll be there- *When the one you care about the most* *Could care less about you* *When the one you gave your heart to* *Throws it in your face* I'll be there- *When the person you trusted* *Betrays you* *When the person you share all your memories with* *Cant even remember your birthday* I'll be there- *When all you need is a friend* *To listen to you whine* *When all you need is someone* *To catch your tears* I'll be there- * When your heart hurts so bad* * You cant even breathe* * When you just want to crawl up and die* I'll be there- *When you start to cry* *After hearing that sad song* *When the tears just won't* *Stop falling down* I'll be there- *So you see I'll be there until the end* *This is a promise I can make* *If you ever need me* I'll be there...*

Howdy
Well what a wonderful weekend I had, it just doesn't get much better then this at least not for me anyway. Well except that the Bengals lost, but hey the Cowboy's won, yeah!! I watched a few movies this past week, the first was North Country and then A History of Violence, neither one can I say were all that great. They were ok, but I am looking forward to watching the next movie we have, Munich. I have heard that is a really good movie, so I will let you know what I think. What is your favorite? Anything you care to suggest for me to add to my netflix queue?? Yesterday I did a little bit of shopping and then cleaned and worked on laundry, woohoo! Today I went to the track to see hubby ride his motorcycle, men in leather, how sweet is that, hehe... And then there was FOOTBALL today!! Yes I am a fan if you don't know that already and I did farely well this week in my pool so it has been a good weekend. Tomorrow I go and pick up our shirts for the Race For A Cure which is

The White Queen
The White Queen a> She lives among us, no one the wiser as to who she is. A woman of grace, beauty, & power. She commands all which is frozen & barren. Fore everything she touches freezes solid. She is destined to be alone in this world, for no human could handle her touch. The feeling of sorrow comes over her as she begins to cry. Thus is when the snow comes from. When she is distraught & bitter, the blizzards come hard and long. Fore she is The White Queen, ruler of the North. By: BikerREDS

This Is Getting Out Of Hand!
ok, seriously folks..the contests are getting waaaayyyyyyyyy out of hand here. Now, in the beginning, they were normal, run of the mill contests. BUT NOW...jeeeez!! We have contests like "best cum shot"????? WTF is that? Nasty. I got something in my shoutbox earlier with a link to "go vote for me please" I went to the link, and it was some chicks cootch. And the post was from a guy!! hmmmm. NOW If I am going to vote on someone in a contest, I have some personal rules I follow...I vote on what I think is the best. Not because someone told me too, or someone is on my friends list. And I certainly do NOT vote on the X rated contests. They are just fucking rediculous. I mean the actually had a best cootch contest!! Best whing wang contest, get a grip!! lol. These contests are getting very childish, and resiculous! It kind of reminds me of Voting for the High School year book peeps..you know..biggest flirt, prettiest smile..etc. Anyway, I am ranting and raving over here, but this shit is re

Had A Great Time This Weekend
Well my weekend was pretty good. Had family reunion got to see cousins and aunts and uncles that i have not seen in a year.And that was really fun watched my aunt who is 58 play volley ball and it was pretty funny and she fell in a hole while playing so that was funny and she was laughing so that is all good..We also had horse shoes and the kids went swimming and so it was all good...We had alot of food to much though..Brought alot of it home with me that is for sure.That night we drank and played poker for fun..My cousins and my husband and me it was a blast we laughed so hard and had os much fun. Well the weekend is over and it all back to work for all of us...Well some of us leave the house to work but i get to stay home and work since that is what i do for a living is home child care..lol...Lucky me since i love kids so much it is really fun....Well i am off thought you might like to know what I did this weekend.. Love Suzie

Die
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... How Will You Die? MY RESULT:Peacefully In Your Sleep You’re smart, you're healthy and you don’t let anger or stress get the best of you. But even the best of us gotta go sometime.Wanna die in a more adventurous way? We recommend taking up one (or all) of the following hobbies: glass eating, chemical mixing, hijacking, or poking grizzly bears with sticks and calling them “jerkface.” Take This Quiz!

Sexiest Eyes Results
DUE TO THE RECENT TIE IN THE CONTEST HELD BETWEEN WHITERIDER AND DJ INFERNO I, QUEENBITCH HAVE DECLARED THEM BOTH TO BE WINNERS.. WHITERIDER FOR SEXIEST BLUE EYES! DJ INFERNO FOR SEXIEST GREEN EYES! AND DUE TO THE EARLIER CONTESTS WHERE CHAMELION WON 2ND PLACE IN BOTH HE IS DECLARED SEXIEST BROWN EYES! TY TO E1 WHO VOTED AND RATED FOR THE GUYS IN ALL THE CONTESTS IT WAS FUN DOING IT! PLZ STOP BY THEIR PAGES AND SHOW THEM SOME LOVE! White Rider®™@ LostCherry †DJ INFERNO †@ LostCherry Chamelion - 38DDDs` BoyToy & BodyGuard / QueenBitch`s LC Lizard Bitch!!! - NOT FEELIN` WELL, BBL!!@ LostCherry

Top Ten Reasons Why Trick Or Treating Is Better Then Sex
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives it to you. 6. It's OK if the person you're with fantasizes that you are someone else because, well..., you are. 5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy. 4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear ya moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the morning after. 1. You can do the whole neighborhood!

Signs That You May Be A Rocky Horror Fanatic....
1. You've started buying rice and toilet paper in bulk. Your parents attribute this to a gastrointestinal problem. 2. "Virgin" has a different meaning for you than most people. 3. When filling out forms, you list your occupation as "unconventional conventionist" and nationality as "Transylvanian." 4. At family reunions you substitute the Hokey Pokey with the Time Warp. 5. You were disappointed to learn that Denton, Ohio is not a real place. 6. The salesclerks at the local lingerie shop know you by name... and you're a guy. 7. You brought a water pistol to "Titanic", trying to encourage audience participation. 8. When watching "Spin City", you have an uncontrollable urge to yell "ASSHOLE!" at Barry Bostwick. Your concerned roommates think this is a form of Tourrett's. 9. At a Carly Simon concert, you shout "SAY IT! SAY IT!" during "Anticipation." 10. You've considered buying stock in Scott brand toilet paper. 11. You start wondering: Whatever d

Signs That You May Be A Bubba Wiccan...
You might be practicing Bubba Wicca if ... 1. You are out in the woods and the Horned God appears to you and it takes you more than 30 seconds to put down your deer rifle. 2. You've ever duct-taped an outhouse and called it a sweat lodge. 3. You run out of candles and then get the emergency flares out of your trunk. 4. Your altar is made from the front bumper of your old Chevy pick-up. 5. You begin your Circle by calling for quarters to be placed in the beer fund jar. 6. You enter a skyclad circle with the words, In Perfect Love and Perfect Lust. 7. You close a circle with the words "Hot damn, let's party!" 8. You get most of your spiritual wisdom about the cycles of nature from Bill Dance bass fishing shows. 9. You watch NASCAR for its karmic revelation. 10. Your ritual robes are made of weatherproof camouflage. 11. Your revel fire causes the smokejumpers to fly in. 12. The only herb you use has to be planted in the middle of nowhere.

Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards "Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:... -- What was I thinking?" "Congratulations on your wedding day!... -- Too bad no one likes your wife." "How could two people as beautiful as you.... -- have such an ugly baby?" "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love... -- After having met you, I've changed my mind." "I must admit, you brought Religion in my life... -- I never believed in Hell until I met you." "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... -- that you're not here to ruin it for me." "As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me... -- Like the need for therapy." "Thanks for being a part of my life!!!... -- I never knew what evil was before this!" "Before you go,... I would like you to take this knife out of my back. -- You'll probably need it again." "Someday I hope to get married... -- but not to you." "Yo

Omg.. Am I Crazy Or What...
Well.. It's been decided, Me and my roomate are going to quit smoking weed for 7 days! Starting Tuesday. Think it sounds easy?? NO It's.. I mean.. I've been smoking weed for 7 yrs every single day... thats my thing... I get off work. I get baked. Why am I doing this? Because I want to feel that same feeling I did when Ifirst started Smoking it.. RIPPED!! Im going to smoke a big fatty next tuesday! and it's going to feel.. Umm.. I'll Keep Ya posted.. lol ANy comments?? Luves Ya .. ASH xoxox

3 Days
well three days now til Rob comes home. Im fianlly really getting excited. I miss him so much its not even funny and well we have for the most part fixed things between us so we are doin really good. I just hope things stay that way cuz I dont want to fight with him or take the chance of losing him. My new family is finally gonna be together for the first time...thats gonna be awesome.

Moving
OK so the moving is done. We are still reclaiming space from the dreeded carboard box monsters but expect to have controll of all living space by this weekend. Note to all who will listen, if you can avoid packing and moving your stuff......Do It!!! Cause God Dammmmmmn that sucked. But I have to say the Moving Sex was Fucking Awesome! Two rooms down, 6 to go. Gotta Fuck in every room or the place will never really be yours. Am I right? Sho I'm Right! Anyway, finally got all the Broadband Gremlins exorcised so we are back online and ready to Rock. Martinis are shook up, Margaritas are blended and the Readi-Whip is chillin'. Party Time!!!!!! Who needs a fillin' ?

No Yahoo Booo
i dont have messenger out here so if you want to chat go to msn im lilredhead70 or email me at lilredhead30@yahoo.com or asl always on here hope you all are healthy happy and of course cherry sexy!!!! muaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh Red

Being A Military Girlfriend
As the days go by they only get closer to the time he walks out that door and never looks back. I fear that day might be the last day I see him ever again. With only small good byes and the tear stained marks. I cry now when I know he's safe in he's own bed. But it's the reality that he is leaving. After watching the videos and listening to the soldiers stories. You fear everything that man kind has made! This is my first time with a man in the military and it's the hardest thing I'll ever go through. Letting someone you've fallen in love with and care for walk right out the door. Knowing what he is walking into a war zone with a chance of never coming back. The questions run through my mind everyday. Am I sure that we're ready for this? Is he going to come back when he leaves? And this questions will always and forever remain unanswered. No one can look past the good things. It's always and will always be the hardest things that we have to think of. But I will always support my man an

My Answers....
Some people want to know my answeres â€” Sunday, 01 October 2006 Well, I guess I'll put them down. Something that I missed on here was location. Location has become quite an important aspect to me. I'm so not into long distance relationships. And I'm not into leaving where I am rightnow. Yah, how selfish. There was a time where I went running around the country doing whatever seemed to be the thing to do at the time. But most of ya'll missed out on that phase. Too many things get attatched to stuff when you do that. Like time for instance. And feelings. And sometimes even sex. Questions arise like: He came all this way to see me, am I somehow almost obligated to put out? I came all the way there, so it seems like I should stay a while? If I drive say 9-12 hrs to get somewhere and leave the next day, are they going to be more offended? I don't want to sound cheap, but distance can be costly also. Price of gas, plane tickits, sending boxes, sending flowers, transp

303 Weird Facts!!! Some Thing We Shoud All Know Lol
A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night! A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation! A crocodile always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth! A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein! A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day. Most of the sweat evaporates before a person realizes it's there, though! A hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute on average! A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside! A hummingbird weighs less than a penny! A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second! A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court! A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove! After eating, a housefly regurgitates its food and then eats it again! Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the mornings! Bulls are

To Realize....
To realize The value of a sister: Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one hour: Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the tr ain, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident... To realize The value of one millisecond: Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics To realize the value of a friend: Lose one. Time waits for no one. Treasure every mo

Im Having A Contest!!!!! Come One Come All
Ok everyone, heres the thing, i keep hearing, and seeing all this stuff about contests, sexiest this, hottest that, so i thought what would happen if i had one? well i decided to go for it, so here it goes, The Realest Cutie on the LC!! but their are stipulations, ready for them? here goes, 1) in order to be a part of the contest you have to be 100% real, im talking eyes, smile, personality, the whole 9!!! 2) you have to take a "REAL" pick, i want you holding a sign, saying "I'm Real" with your name, the time, and that days date. Not to hard!!! so get the pics, get em to me, starting now, the faster i get them, the faster i get them voted on!! hit me up if you want to be included, im looking for 12 men and 12 lady's!!! love ya dolls!

I Love Him......
I love him with all that I am. I'm scared that this time will be no diffrent. He reasures me. I belive him but my mind keeps nagging. I love him and want to be with him forever. He says he wants it i too. WHy can't I just belive him when he says I'm he loves me. why can't I quiet my mind unless we are together. Why do I keep seeing things that make me question when I know he loves me. I love him and he loves me. that is all that matters.

Murphy's Lesser-known Dictums
Murphy's Lesser-Known Dictums Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to

Ok This Is Important
Ok might not be so important but today is my last day on the net til next week so pray for a safe return back to wisconsin for mii, my sister, my kid, and my neices and nephew. Remember show mii love and i will be back soon!

Another Goody For The Oldtimers
Another Goody For The Oldtimers My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning. My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat it raw sometimes, too. Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper in a brown paper bag, not in icepack coolers, but I can't remember getting e.coli. Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then. The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and a pager was the school PA system. We all took gym, not PE... and risked permanent injury with a pair of high top Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built in light reflectors. I can't recall any injuries but they must have happened because they tell us how much safer we are now. Flunking gym was not an

What Makes You Tick???
What makes you tick? This is a question I have heard suprisingly often recently. It seems as though anyone I talk to asks me that question at some point. Honestly, I am still not quite sure. :) I mean music is probably the one thing that I turn to no matter what mood I am feeling. There is a song out there for every emotion and most can quickly decide how I am feeling by listening to the song that I am playing. It is pretty crazy that my brother can call me up and hear the music in the background (I listen to music ALL the time ... seriously), and say "Hey Mel, What's wrong?" or "Hey, you sound happy." And this type of thing happens to me everyday. I even listen to music all day while I'm sitting at my desk. :) From my own experience, I would say that family makes a lot of people tick. Whether or not it may be a good or bad tick, well, that is their decision. A lot of times, my parents make me angry and well, I guess in some ways they are just supposed to. I mean, I put them t

I Hold Onto Life.........
I hold onto life! I hold onto life Waiting for a better tomorrow I hold on to life Despites its constant sorrows I hold onto life For I know I am free to go Once to it, I return what I borrow Life is nice when it flows Life is priceless in life itself In its hardship I strive Enjoying the pleasurables For in life, hope is always near and fresh For dust to dust is the human flesh Life never gives more or less The meaning itself is forever pointless But I still hold onto life like you!

I Whispered On The Wind
I whispered on the wind..."Goddess, speak to me." And a Raven Schreeched. But I did not hear. So I yelled, "Goddess, speak to me!" And the thunder rolled across the sky. But I did not listen. I looked around and said, "Goddess let me me see you." And a star shone brightly. But I did not notice. And then I shouted, "Goddess show me a miracle!" And a life was born. But I did not know. So I cried out in despair, "Touch me Goddess, and let me know you are here!" Whereupon the Goddess reached down and touched me. But I brushed the butterfly away and walked away unknowingly. Listening and remembering the innocence of our inner child, opens our eyes to the wonder and magick all around us

Sorry
i am very sorry my family, friends, and fans. For some reason LC is not allowing me to send user comments and comments on pics. i hope this problem is remedied soon as my fingers are a itching...lol....i know that Wwe had a wonderful weekend Ttogether....Master gave me my first piercing and it is posted...He also gave Himself another one, also posted....Wwe had some lifestyle Ffriends over for dinner on Saturday and had a great time visiting with Tthem....It is so good to be back home.....my boys came back home from their dad's....Wwe had a family football game and Aall had a blast....Although, i secretly think the boys are trying to kill Uus...lol...i hope Aall had a wonderful weekend and have a great week ahead.

Your Future Self
The person you are to become will learn from the things you do right now. The image you have of yourself in the future depends on the actions you see yourself taking today. A very important person is watching your every action, listening to your every word, and knows your every thought. That person is you. Imagine yourself a year from now, looking back on today. Imagine your future self being exceedingly thankful for the way you lived this day. Then step forward and live today with that in mind. Think, speak and act in such a way that the person you will become inherits many positive benefits from the person you are right now. Confidence, integrity, strength and effectiveness do not simply appear out of nowhere. They are built by the way you live your life. And now is your opportunity to live in a powerful, positive way that will benefit your life for a long time to come. Now

Never Ending Story
my aggrivation continues :/ wish i could stop dreaming of ravyn. though i'm not sure that i wish i'd stop or more wish it wasn't just a bunch of lies. i hate being lied to every single night. she'll never talk to me and we'll never even be friends so why won't she leave my heart alone? i know it's not her fault she doesn't want me to think of her or dream of her i'm sure, but this time is different then all the other times. i haven't obsessed or tried to think of her constantly. even trying to let her go out my heart she won't leave. *sigh* it pretty much left for a week and i thought it would perhaps stay gone. i'm tired of being left confused and to make it worse i hurt people whenever i get emotionally confused n such. i get to drive to work by myself tomorrow, atleast i have that. it's one of the few things that seems to have really gone right. guess maybe more has, just nothing really that important. mm i lost my train of thought and guess there's not too much else. just wish

My Engagement.......
For all that know... i was sort of engaged to my girl recently... BUT NOW...MORE recently we have had more issues... "trust" issues.. only mine with her are not unbased... hers with me tho.. are... i LOVE her.. but i cant this... i just wish i knew exactly how to fix things.... if anyone is curious.. i can send OUR myspace addresses and you can check us both out....

Michigan
So we're driving to Michigan today and as soon as we get there we're going to turn around and come home again. We're taking Larry and Uncle Jim up there. Well I just wanted to let everyone know that way no one worries about me because I haven't been online. Thanks!

A 6 Foot Rectum
While she was "flying" down the road, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?""Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Costs $45.00 Look on the Cop's Face............... PRICELESS

Tell Me A Little About You?
Please take a few mins and fill this out for me I am just trying to get to know some of you and not really sure how to do it so I thought of a few question I hope I here from alot of you.and at the bottom I have filled in the question with my answers.I hope you all enjoy this and have fun with it too. 1. Whats your name? 2. How old are you? 3. Whats your sex? 4. Where are you from? 5. Are you married or have a mate? 6. Do you have kids? 7. Do you work and what do you do? 8. What are you looking for on LC? 9. Whats your fav drink? 10. Whats your fav food? 11. Whats your fav color? 12. Whats your fav movie or tv shows? 13. Whats your all time fun things to do? 14. What do you look like? 15. Where were you born and raised? ok now you can read my answers here.......... 1. Whats your name? Carrie 2. How old are you? 30 soon to be 31 in 13 days. 3. Whats your sex? Female 4. Where are you from? Cleveland Ohio 5. Are you married

Signs You Are Experiencing Menopause
SIGNS YOU ARE EXPERIENCING MENOPAUSE * You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. (Hot flashes) * The person you sleep with complains about snow piling up on the bed. (Nightsweats) * Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is using you to heat the family room this winter. Rather than just saying you are not amused, you shoot him. (Mood swings) * You write post-it notes with your kid's names on them. (Memory loss) * Your husband chirps, "Hi honey, I'm home." and you reply, "Well, if it isn't Ozzie f*cking Nelson". (Irritability) * The phenobarbital dose that wiped out the Heaven's Gate Cult gives you four hours of decent rest. (Sleeplessness) * You find Guacamole in your hair after a Mexican dinner. (Fatigue) * You change your underwear after every sneeze. (Mild incontinence) * You need Jaws Of Life to help you out of your car after returning home from an Italian restaurant. (Sudden weight gain) * You ask Jiffy Lube to put you

Thoughts For The Day
I'm back and in a better mood, I've been going though a lot of crap that's just upsetting me. Anyway, I am happy to go back to work, yes, you read that right, HAPPY to go back to work. I'm one of the few people who actually enjoy my job. My boss can be somewhat of an ass, but generally, he's a good person. I love the idea I'm making a small difference in someones life, helping keep some one well. I'm a pharmacy technician, and I would love to become a pharmasist, except I have a huge flaw: I absolutely cannot do math and science. I mean, I can to an extent, but not to the extent needed to persue a carrer as a pharmasist. For now, I think I will finish up and do reasearch psychology, maybe they'll let me test the new psych drugs, even though I feel at times drugs do more damage then help. Well anyway, that's my rant for the day. Maybe I'm happy to go to work because my friend comes back today!! lol. Take Care cherries, thanks for reading. Much love!!

My Darling Baby Get Better Soon
To my darling wiz, ihope you start to feel better very soon ... i don't like being so far away and u feeling so ill. I hope my love makes you feel stronger xxx xxxxxxxxxxx Get better soon

The Silient Ranks
THE SILENT RANKS I WEAR NO UNIFORMS, NO BLUES OR ARMY GREENS BUT I AM IN THE MILITARY IN THE RANKS RARELY SEEN I HAVE NO RANK UPON MY SHOULDERS, SALUTES I DO NOT GIVE BUT THE MILITARY WORLD IS THE PLACE WHERE I LIVE I’M NOT IN THE CHAIN OF COMMAND, ORDERS I DO NOT GET BUT MY HUSBAND IS THE ONE WHO DOES, THIS I CAN NOT FORGET I’M NOT THE ONE WHO FIRES THE WEAPON, WHO PUTS MY LIFE ON THE LINE BUT MY JOB IS JUST AS TOUGH, I’M THE ONE THAT IS LEFT BEHIND MY HUSBAND IS A PATRIOR, A BRAVE AND PRIDEFUL MAN AND THE CALL TO SERVE HIS COUNTRY NOT ALL CAN UNDERSTAND BEHIND THE LINES I SEE THE THINGS NEEDED TO KEEP THIS COUNTRY FREE MY HUSBAND MAKES THE SACRIFICE, BUT SO DO OUR KIDS AND ME I LOVE THE MAN I MARRIED. SOLDIERING IS HIS LIFE BUT I STAND AMONG THE SILENT RANKS…..KNOWN AS THE MILITARY WIFE!

A Request
I was just wondering if anyone out there could do a sign for me? It could be on a notepad or anything visible and then take a pic of you with it. If I get a few of them, I'll make a folder. It's a plus if it looks sexy, but not nessasary. I'm just curious to see if it'll fly. I can't really offer a prize, but if I like yours, I'll rate your profile and all of your pics 10. RL

Okay I Managed Five Days Last Week
to not having a cigarette, can someone tell me why its so hard to refuse a cigarette at the weekend and in the early hours of the morning, i dont seem to be able to get past this bit

What Kind Of Lips Do You Have?
Take the quiz: What kind of lips do you have? *PICS!*Sexy LipsYou have sexy lips. All the girls hate you because all the guys love you! You know how to flaunt all your best features and you know how to flirt! Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Friends And Fans
Well here we go...I have been here on Lostcherry for going on 3 months know and in that time i have meet some very special people and made lots of friends and fans...There is one very special lady who has come into my life and she is very close to my heart....There are many others who become very sweet close friends and i thank u for being my friend.....To the rest of my friends and fans i thank u too...As we go our friend list get bigger and bigger and there never seems enought time to go to all and say hi or hello or just drooped by to pass on some love..I do apoligize for that and will make time to do this to all...Have a great day/night where ever u may be...... Passing lots of love to all Tassi

My Brown Eyed Girl
by Van Morrison Hey where did we go, Days when the rains came Down in the hollow, Playin' a new game, Laughing and a running hey, hey Skipping and a jumping In the misty morning fog with Our hearts a thumpin' and you My brown eyed girl, You my brown eyed girl. Whatever happened To Tuesday and so slow Going down the old mine With a transistor radio Standing in the sunlight laughing, Hiding behind a rainbow's wall, Slipping and sliding All along the water fall, with you My brown eyed girl, You my brown eyed girl. Do you remember when we used to sing, Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da So hard to find my way, Now that I'm all on my own. I saw you just the other day, My how you have grown, Cast my memory back there, Lord Sometime I'm overcome thinking 'bout Making love in the green grass Behind the stadium with you My brown eyed girl You my brown eyed girl Do you remember when we used to sing Sha la la la la l

Just A Note....
I went camping this past weekend in Williamsburg Va. at a Celtic Fest. If ever you want to stay up all day and nite and drink beer and 18 yr old whiskey...this is the festival for you... I must admitt I was a lil shit faced Fri. nite til Sat. at 4am ...slept and started again at 10 am.... what a frickin day. But.... there was one thing wrong. Me and the best man in the world usually talk all day back and forth... But we were both to busy for that Sat. I just need to tell him and THE WORLD... i MISS THE HELL OUT OF YOU BRIAN....I LOVE YOU. Im counting down the days until we can be together again... and its getting rough. The things that are going on in both our lives is making the wait hurt so bad.....I know the wait has been good for both of us, we have got to talk and know each other so well... But "fuck" that...lol lol...i'm ready to be with you....I have realized all these trips that I have always done by myself..(even thou I was married)... would be so complete with you and all

American, Made In Korea
lol ok been asked what mixture I am...so here it goes: I'm 1/2 Korean, 1/4 French, and the rest is German, Irish, English and American Indian (Simenole...yeppers I be a mutt lol certifiable and registered lol As for places I have lived overseas...geez... here I go: Korea Japan Greece Niger Nigeria Tanzania (East Africa) Madagascar Newfoundland Places I have visited overseas: Holland England France Egypt Belize Schychelles (hope I spelt that right) Austria States I have lived in: Florida Lousiana Texas Illinois Wyoming California Kansas I think I got it all :-S

My Results
You scored as Loving Eyes. When people lood at your eyes they see warmth, comfort, and love. They know who you like because your eyes drop off hints, but they know how much your secret means to you so they wouldnt tell him.Loving Eyes100%Happy Eyes83%Sparkle Eyes83%Caring Eyes83%Window Eyes67%Lonely Eyes50%Eyes Filled With Pain And Hate50%Hidden Eyes50%Hurt Eyes33%What Do Your Eyes Say To People (Pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Rawr!
I left her alone to go to the mall for something. I got back and the little shit head, BIT MY BOOB. Now it hurts. Ugh! Training this lil shits gonna be hard. I shoulda gotten a doggy that was already trained man lol. Shes my baby though so its okay. Haha. Im in a better mood today than i was yesterday. I don't know why. Well i kinda do lol. But yeah. Rawr. < 3

Make Me Believe
Make me believe that it's ok to love again, that is Don't abuse my love Just love me, it's all I ask for I've grown tired and I've become weak I'm so afraid I cannot speak Happiness, Sadness, Love and Hate those 4 things you just can't create They're always there Sometimes they're blind I'm only beginning to recognize What is my path Where are my dreams They're in your hands so make me believe -Jessie Shankland 10-2-06 © ----------------------------------------------------------- I just wrote this up really quick. I haven't been able to actually "write" in awhile.. My mind's been blank for months. Comment on it, show me some love. :) "True love exsists, you just have to find it." - me " I wanna date a rockstar." - me

Melt
I was closed to all influence broken down and malcontent completely void of all affluence uninspired, cold and spent winter currents stole into me hardening my very core waxing and waning thorough the debris stealing my innocence like a whore then one day while I wandered lost and ragged, nearly lifeless inside, the beast still squandered turning my body into a recess I found a place far from the freezing that heated my insides, and ran out the libertine my heartbeat felt foreign and began seizing I thought that it was death's high sign.. I awakened to breathing that wasn't mine using his lungs vicariously the warmth he enveloped me in was divine yet my life still teetered precariously he taught me what it was to feel again and my heart was a willing initiate I was thawed to him like I'd never been exposed, my soul did emmoliate

Base
feather soft skin dipped in sin God you'd be beautiful if not for every blemish on that hellish and forsaken face your eyes... I'm certain I remember that they once sparkled with laughter glistened with tears -blackened- with anger... but now, to look into them is to be sucked in to the merciless madness that now rules you the only shimmer in your illness ridden gaze is that of an animal -trapped- a deer caught in headlights glaze poor dear, once so lovely now so deranged everything you once were has been rearranged I loved you once, but now that you've changed there is no more of you to love Take it up with Him. 'cause I'm just not strong enough to care for your beastly form Darling, I apologize for abandoning you at your worst but _all_the_love_in_the_world_ could never be enough to cover up what you've become.

But God, To Lose It
I feel myself smiling when I think of you and I can't help but feel like a fool I hear myself saying "just wait for reality" because nothing I'm feeling could possibly...coincide... something is slipping between the cracks of the vaguely beating "reject it [?]" because I have no idea... no earthly idea what this is but I do... I'd just rather stay blind to it love is weak. leaves us vulnerable...full of hope. but to give in... is bliss...a fleeting feeling [?] no... I just can't make the connection but I already have... you manage to make it so simple... how..how? it just can't be I always tell myself nothing is that simple... it just isn't but you live it every day oh, the ignorance but you're oh, so happy can love exist in clarity? sometimes it shakes us awakens us to the hope that we never knew we had love gives us a strength of its own it's beautiful... but God... to lose it...

How Far?
I wish I didn't have to think then I could be just like you I long to be that shallow because you never have to be this deep what is it like no to care to be so blissfully unaware I wish I could run people to ruin then I could be right where you are I long to be on top.... do you remember what it's like down here? what is it like to step on us do we feel good between your toes? I wish that I could take your place then you could feel my disgrace I long to be that lost.... it hurts to know where I am what is it like to wake up everyday and not know [where you are] and not even care to step on us all and laugh as we fall I wish I didn't have to care the greatest burden is a conscience where did you get yours removed?

My Birthday Facts!
16 January 1968 Your date of conception was on or about 25 April 1967 which was a Tuesday. You were born on a Tuesday under the astrological sign Capricorn. Your Life path number is 5. Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7. You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 3 & 9. You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 8. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 6, 11 & 22. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2439871.5. The golden number for 1968 is 12. The epact number for 1968 is 0. The year 1968 was a leap year. Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/9/1967 and ending 1/29/1968. You were born in the Chinese year of the Goat. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Goose; your plant is Bramble. You were born in the Egyptian month of Famenoth, the third month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil).

Synthetik
Show me someone who's found themselves and I'll show you someone who's lost show me something real that I can touch and feel and I'll watch as it fails you nothing here can last forever humanity ensures that fact you feed me truth as I watch the lie flicker behind your eyes the world is sick and failing yet your greedy, grubby little hands still clutch to your birthright your trivial pursuits I know they leave you feeling hollow but you'll claim your independance until it kills you won't you...? I hope you'll feel rewarded as the flames lick at your feet

Seasons Of Sorrow
grey skies bitter cold all the leaves Turning Gold grass is dying as is your heart feel it tearing you apart see your breath in The freeezing rain feel the cold dull the pain now to rest your feelings go hardened by the falling snow

Worthless Mindless Drone
Your logic doesn't work here in this crazy mixed up world numbers are irrelevant a new flag is unfurled Throw away your thinking your opinion and concience these are worthless, nothing matters nothing needs to make sense Let them take your mind mold it to thier will come now isn't it easier to be numb and never feel void of passion, motivation just another clone come on, follow the leader now you worthless mindless drone

I Miss U A Little To Much
I miss you a little: a little too much A little too often: a little too hard No matte what: no matter when Im here to asure you a place in my heart I watch the sunset melt in your heart, An orange ember that stains your coronary artery. Forever, I long to lose myself without regret To be with you until the next light blazes. Apart for one night, never hear your heartbeat, Always weep sad tears, I, a lonesome poet, In the labyrinth of your beloved homeland, Saunter to find the other half of me to cuddle. The cry of an angelâ??s violin wakes my nerves As I reach out to touch your disheveled hair, But youâ?? re hiding, seeing not of my soft hand. I watch the last ray gleam in endless joy, thinking of you.

Profile
I am really confused. Before I ask someone to be a friend on here, I give them a 10 for their profile. Even if they decline my invite, the still have the 10! That being said, I have 1200 friends and yet only 339 have rated my profile. A couple of those were by people that gave me below a 10! I am just CONFUSED!!

Writing.
Ya know what I really like about writing? I really like it when I can take a complex topic and make it pertain to everyday life. Something that is important to me and open someones eyes about it. If I can make just one person think, I mean really think, man that does it for me. I absolutely love that! I kinda like writing with that indirect anger, you know the kind that every one can relate to? Im not very good at it, but I wish I was. Practice huh? Im not very good at writing about puppies, or poetry (although I took a little poetry in college) but I am good at trying to be a voice of reason. I like expressing the opinions that I know a lot of people have, but havenâ€™t spoken them for what ever reason. I dig that too. Lately I have been getting more and more into writing articles. The only difference for me is that I have to study and research (oh darn, learning? Woohoo!) before I spout off. But I am enjoying it a lot more than I ever thought I would. And the really cool thing i

Check This!
How the fuck did I get 5% on rap and 40% on country??? Teacher?! Can we re-test? You scored as metal. metal85%classic rock60%Punk50%Indie40%Pop Punk40%country40%grunge40%mainstream rock40%Emo25%Pop25%reggae25%industrial25%

Ahaha
I just ate onea them damn hersey's resses cookies. They actually arent that bad. And i dont like cookies. Haha exspecially the ones i make ( cough ) And yes that was intended for just one person to read haha. And people say i posion them! -shakes fist-

Contests
I am in a bit of a dilemma over all the contests. With so many friends, and very beautiful and intelligent women, in the same contest, It is really hard to decide who to vote for. Generally, if someone is a fan of mine or has helped me out, they are the person I choose. It doesn't always work but I need to apologize if I hurt someone's feelings by not voting for them.

Who?
I love, love LOVE the "just me" screen names. I mean... damn. You're you? Just you? You're not you AND the Dali Lama? I suppose that ranks right up there in the heights of stupid screen names right next to StinkyCheese or GrumpyOldMan.

How Much Do You Know And Care??
Answer these so I know how much you know and care 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be friends? 8. Do you love me? 9. Do you have a crush on me? 10. Would you kiss me? 11. Would you hug me? 12. Physically, what stands out? 13. Emotionally, what stands out? 14. Do you wish i was cooler? 15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 17. Am I loveable? 18. How long have you known me? 19. Describe me in 3 words: 20. What was your first impression? 21. Do you still think that way about me now? 22. What do you think my weakness is? 23. Do you think i'll get married? 24. What makes me happy? 25. What makes me sad? 26. What reminds you of me? 27. If you could give me anything what would it be? 28. How well do you know me? 29. Do yo

Tux
So this weekend my brother is getting married for the second time and I am the best man. So I'm taking him out Thursday night for a bachelors party and his wedding is on Saturday. So I have to put on a monkey suit. I really do not like wearing them, but I do have to admit I look good in one, hahaha. When I get some of the pics I'll post a few of them here. I also have some dreads for this weekend too. I have yet to be married and I know my parents are going to be hassling me about it, hahaha. But I understand why they do it, they want me to be happy. I just have not met the right woman at this point and time. Chris

One Whole Week
ok so i have been off the internet for a week to prove to all that i was addicted to the internet ... yeah i must say its a bad thing when you go day by day thinking about the next time your going online! but i went a whole week... ha proved yall wrong!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Today I am in a mood I just can't shake I hate to feel sorry for myself I stubborn and pridefull I know but lately I have been reflecting so much and wondering when things went crazy i relize it was pretty much when my son turned 2 and that ticks me off thats when we relized he wasn't quite right and i relized i had no real friends.Thats sad becuse I've always been there for everyone i care about and still am even tho i probaly shouldn't.I've heard all the excuses all the i know its hard jenn.The truth is they don't have a clue no one caRES ENOUGH TO HAVE ONE i DON'T GET PHONE CALLS LETTERS INVITES OUT TO PARTIES OR ANYTHING ELESE WHY? If people werte honest with themselves it would be becus its to much work to be my friend i suppose i'm not worth it dam it now i'm crying. befor i go on to my on line friends the ones who i talk to i thank you cuz if it weren't for you guys i wouldn't realy have any. People i've known my w2hole lifejudge me and its not fair they don't know its my god je

You Know What
John Cena is one fucking yummy man. Seriously. He'd be one of the only males in the world i could give to shits about there personailty, that one would be souly superficial. Hes hawt. lol. But he's not who i want :) Lmao. Just stating that hes one hawt man. < 3

Does It Need A Name
So I guess the first one left me sounding a little pissed.......oh wait i was..but I'm over it now..lol.well now that cherry has gotten under my skin it's hard to stay away.got to meet lots of new and interesting people and hope to meet lots more yet......love to you all !

This Is A Post From Last Night.....nice One People
Ya know how sad you people are?? you people are pathetic, you all post bulletins on here say "hey go check me ass Pict's out" or "hey, go bash this guy pr girl, he/she is making fun of our troops and needs to be taught a lesson in patriotism!!" hey all well an good yet when someone post something showing respect for the men and women keeping YOUR ass safe, oddly enough, no one cares to read it, or re post it. Why is that....hmmm...maybe because you are to self centered to bother with something YOU didn't think of or hasn't been reposted 56 times before you saw it so its not worth your time...this is what I am talking about..this is a post from last night. I want to know who truly supports the men an women fighting to keep you safe and sound in our homes. How many really believe in what THEY are fighting for and who thinks what they are fighting for is worth it any more? NO I'm not trash talking those men and women, they have my utmost respect, if I'm trash talking anyone

Who Am I ? You Ask Of Me
I be from the same as you…….heavens above amongst the chosen stars of Earthly delights beyond compare. For I am Earth, aliken to an Earth Tree. Many roots below to places of which some know. Of branches a plenty to reach out and hold. Giver of life from the magical well deep, deep below. Crystiline rocks, mystical waters flow. Touching, rushing from my fingers and toes. I am the Winds of the 4 Corners didn’t you know? Elemental shifts guided by moonlight Even of the darkest days into the night. There follows a trace scent upon the breeze of me Paths of each direction I take, hosted flight unto Pegasus A destiny chance of a landing occurs. Kissing my face as the winds envelope me always directing . I am Fire of warmth and The Light… Cast upon you spellbound within rapture and delight. I burn within your veins reaching deep into your soul Firelight of passions lust I am a giver of the light to show Unto those wh

So You Wanna Be A Witch...
I hear alot of people on the NET asking about "credible sources" and "what books should I read" and "how do I become a witch". Pretty much I have been answering everyone the same. Different interpretations will continue to abound both in written materials and in any teachings that you may encounter. There will NEVER be only One Way of practicing Witchcraft. Get used to it. No one has the "one true answer"...and any teacher, High Priest or Priestess worth his or her salt will tell you this up front. If they don't - RUN FAST!!! 1) Learn to ask SPECIFIC questions of other Witches or Pagans when you need help. And ask yourself some questions, too. "What do I think Witchcraft is? What do I find here that has meaning for me?" 2) Tell the truth. Can seasoned Witches tell if someone is "full of it"? Yes, they can and rather quickly, too! Be honest about what you know and what you don't. 3) Learn something every day, no matter how insignificant or profound. Read as many books as you

Someone Please Explain
Okay I am not going to whine about this, I just want an answer. I have 133 friends (i know it's not alot compared to some of you) I am fan of 137 people because i am fans of ALL my friends why else would I have them as friends? BUT i only have 42 fans!?!?! this is just not right, why is it okay that I am your friend but you can't support me and be my fan? I try to take time out of my day to leave comments for people, but I am getting to the point to why should I because I rarely get anything in return. I am usually not one to think this way because I am a giver not a taker and when I give i don't except anything in return, but I am thinking that this just a big joke just like Myspace. I appreciate the people that do care and take the time to leave the comments and everything, but those are only a selected few. And I appreciate the shouts in my shoutout box, but if you are going to say thank you to me for leaving a comment why not take the extra minute to tank me on my comments s

"all The World's A Stage"- Sir William Shakespeare
All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances, And one man in his time plays many parts, His acts being seven ages. At first, the infant, Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms. Then the whining schoolboy, with his satchel And shining morning face, creeping like snail Unwillingly to school. And then the lover, Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier, Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard, Jealous in honor, sudden and quick in quarrel, Seeking the bubble reputation Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice, In fair round belly with good capon lined, With eyes severe and beard of formal cut, Full of wise saws and modern instances; And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts Into the lean and slippered pantaloon, With spectacles on nose and pouch on side; His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide For his shrunk shank, and his big m

Suomi, Minä Rakastan Sinua
Jo Karjalan kunnailla lehtii puu, jo Karjalan koivikot tuuhettuu. Käki kukkuu siellä ja kevät on, vie sinne mun kaihoni pohjaton. Ma tunnen vaaras' ja vuoristovyös' ja kaskies' sauhut ja uinuvat yös' ja synkkäin metsies' aarniopuut ja siintävät salmes' ja vuonojen suut. Siell' usein matkani määrätöin läpi metsien kulki ja näreikköin, Minä seisoin vaaroilla paljain päin, missä Karjalan kauniin eessäin näin. Terve, metsä, terve, vuori, terve, metsän ruhtinas! Täs on poikas uljas, nuori; esiin käy hän, voimaa täys, kuin tuima tunturin tuuli. Metsän poika tahdon olla, sankar jylhän kuusiston, Tapiolan vainiolla karhun kanssa painii lyön ja mailma Unholaan jääköön. Ihana on täällä rauha, urhea on taistelo: myrsky käy ja metsä pauhaa, tulta iskee pitkäinen ja kuusi ryskyen kaatuu.

Jabberwocky- Lewis Carroll
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. "Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!" He took his vorpal sword in hand: Long time the manxome foe he sought - So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought. And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came! One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. "And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!" He chortled in his joy. 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.

What Type Of Piercing Am I!
You scored as Earlobe Piercing. Awwww aren't you cute with your little goody-goody attitude and what not. Maybe you should stop being so freaking nice and go and burn something. I mean seriously.Earlobe Piercing90%Labret Piercing90%Belly Button Piercing80%Lip Piercing80%Tongue Piercing80%Dirty Piercings80%Nipples80%Cartilage Piercing70%Nose Piercing30%What Piercing Are You?created with QuizFarm.com

Sunsets And Tears
So as I was driving home today, I was driving into an incredibly gorgeous sunset. It was setting over the hills in front of me (Pittsburgh really is a lovely little city), the kind with the beautiful colors and just enough clouds to make it spatially interesting. And it was so beautiful that I felt deeply and blissfully happy at that moment. Odd that I felt that so deeply, when I've spent a lot of time crying the past couple days. Not about my own problems, specifically, but I've always responded very deeply to well-written/well-acted entertainment. Yesterday I watched "Ugly Betty." (Yes, it was on last Thursday. I have a Tivo. I recorded it. Can we move past that now?) It was highly recommended by Entertainment Weekly, my gospel source for new TV every fall. But I was unsure I wanted to see a show that is, quite frankly, about a perfectly average looking woman who is mistreated by a bunch of beautiful people with their ranking system and their "you're not worthy of my c

Sillyworld
Freedom's just a word today Freedom's just a word When someone takes your word away it's seldom ever heard So take a sentence full of things you're not supposed to say Carry on, but don't write it down or you'll be gone Love is just a song today Love is just a song When someone takes the song away you seldom sing along So take those lyrics serious and sing your life away Carry on, but don't write 'em down or they'll be gone All we ever do is talk We like to ride but we never walk We make it so damn easy We get bored Why can't anybody see what's good for you is good for me I can't take your sillyworld I can't take your sillyworld no more Peace is just two fingers now Peace was just a phase When someone put it on a shirt you knew to count the days So take those fingers tape 'em up and shove 'em up your ass and carry on but don't try it now cause peace is gone All we ever do is talk We like to ride but we never walk We make it so

Waiting And Wondering
I toss and turn not being able to sleep Wondering why i am alone I have everything to offer someone but yet am still alone I don't let anyone get close as i fear i may get hurt something i know i can never have that thing is love someone to love me for me to accept me for my faults and weaknesses to all i smile on the outside and say "i'm doing okay" but inside all i want is love and to not be alone i have put up a wall so my heart won't feel pain but long for the time when someone will tear down that wall and tell me "i love you just the way you are"

Life
Here lately I ask myslef why in the world does god decide to take people that are loved. July 10th, 2006 I lost my grandpa....after a very couragous battle with cancer and other health complications. It is amazing that even though he knew that he was dying he looked at everyday with a smile on his face and one more day he could be with his family. Not even 6 weeks after that we lost my grandma in-law. Even though she was a grandma by marriage she was still my grandma and accepted me as me. I never in my life had to deal with deaths this close in my life. And not only had it been hard on me it was just as hard for my children, they were all lucky to be able to have relationships with them. I had all my great grandparents and grandparents all my life. Even though they are truley missed and we think of them on a daily basis we know that they are above watching over us. One day we will all be together once again. Love you both very much!

Freak
I'm the freakiest freak. I rebel against rebelling rebels. I'm so different it hurts. Damn the man, fuck the government, piss on everything. Yeah. That's me. Everything I do is new. I'm strange, unusual, underground, indie, and YOU HAD BETTER BE SCARED! Boo.

Was I A Fuckin Bitch In School?
The answer to the question is ..... yes there was a time when i was mean to other people, i think we are all guilty of it, at one time or another. But here is something i have been wrestling with for the past couple of days. Friday was Homecoming, so there was a parade, My mom came to pick up the kids, Austin walked out to the truck and seen this girl Brittney was in the back of my mom's truck and he turned around and came back in the house. He was fuming when he came in. I asked him why he wasn't going and he began to tell me half pissed half crying about something that had been going on in shchool he has beeen keeping to himself. Apparently a group of kids at school is giving austin a hard time, making fun of him because he wears glasses, and then tellin him his mother is a fat bitch, his step dad is a slob, and if they had a mother as fat as me they would slit their wrists. well of course this pissed me off, hurt me, made me sad, guiltly... all the emotions a mother could fee

Gotta Pay Homage With The Super Nintendo Lol
Take the quiz: What Nostalgic Super Nintendo Game are you?Megaman x3You are Megaman X3! You kill bosses and take their powers! You have a serious side, but mostly it's under those bright colors and animal-shaped bosses. Make sure to uncover all of Zero's parts before the final battle! And remember that while charge blasting is great, rapid fire is better. As long as you get bosses' secret hidden weaknesses (which ironically you get from their comrades) you'll be fine. Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Meet The Girls
'*~,~*'M*I*S*S***C*H*E*R*R*Y'*~,~*' WE LOVE YOU ALL! XOXOXOXOXOXO HEY BABES DONT FORGET TO RATE PROFILES!AND MEET SOME MY SEXY FRIENDS~ HAVE A GREAT WEEK BABES!!LOTS OF LOVE AND WET KISSES TO ALL THE FRIENDS IVE MADE ALONG THE WAY ON LOST CHERRY YOU PEOPLE ROCK! IF YOU DONT KNOW US YES PLEASE FEEL FREE AND STOP IN TO SAY HELLO NOONE CAN EVER HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS! DONT FORGET TO ADD,RATE,COMMENT,AND MOST OF ALL PROFILE RATES ~*~MISS_CHERRY~*~@ LostCherry ¢´¢´~Stang~¢´¢´@ LostCherry Bluesexypirate13@ LostCherry Love 2 Swing

Hillbillies Is Funny
Hillbillies sure are funny.... thanks poppa ken!!!!! Three hillbillies are sitting on their porch in Arkansas. One says, "Boy is my wife dumb. She's so stupid that she went shoppin' today and bought an air-conditioner. Hell, we ain't got electricity!" The others laugh. Then the other guy says, "Ah that ain't nothin', my wife's dumber than that! She went shoppin' yesterday and had a washin' machine delivered." They all laughed and laughed. He went on, "Why nobody around here has plumbing!" The third hillbilly said, "Well, I reckon my womans got to be the dumbest. Just this morning I was looking in her purse for some change and found six rubbers. Hell, she ain't got no dick!"

Love Dress
LOVE DRESS THANKS BRUCE! A woman stopped by at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. Love dress? But you're naked!" "My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me." The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked i

Almost Alone
it is ten days till my ex leaves me all alone will be tuff to handle but wif a lil help from my friends on here and at home i should be able to survive i hate being alone so i will need some support so feel free to help me in my time of need at least there is one good thing abt being alone i wont have to answer to any one i will be able to do as i like when i like will keep u all posted as thing come abt time to go this time say true

Falling Away
Kill you just to watch you die Make you laugh just to feel you cry Tell me what I did and I'll stay 'Till honour is repaired then I'm on my way Can't explain to you how I feel, Can't even tell if I'm real All I can do is cry for you to stay As you take my reality and walk away.

For Making Me Welcome
THANK YOU PEEPS FOR MAKING ME FEEL WELCOME YOU WILL SEE MORE OF ME JUST KEEP IN MIND I DO TAKE CARE OF MY LITTLE BOY WHO HAS DISABILITIES THAT I ADORE SO MUCH IN MY LIFE AND I HAVE MY OWNE REALALITY WORLD OUT HERE BUT I WILL KEEP IN TOUCH LOVE YALL THANX FOR THE 10'S (REDRUBIES)

I Am Feeling Low Today
I am feeling very low and kind of depressed today. Not for any particular reason just woke up feeling that way. If you get a chance to stop by my page and leave me a comment to brighten my day I would sure appreciate it. Thank you to all my friends!

Heart On Fire
Warm breeze blows into the bedroom window, the moon is pouring over us in a silver wave. aching I watch it's flowing gentle movement rippling slowly over your pale smooth skin The beauty of your glowing body beckons me to touch, to taste, to love it's graceful expanse, from your forehead to toes, fingers to nose How I hunger to know you so completely To gladly find all the wondrous places that bring you such sweet pleasure. forging bonds that tie your heart to mine, two hearts beating wildly together as one.

What Are Your Festishes And How Did They Start?
My fetishes are many and varied I think. My latest is crossdressing, I have only been doing it less than a year. Ezra my girlfriend slash photographer hinted that she would like to see me in a cheerleader outfit. We have had many wildnights since then. However, when I was younger I used to dress up as Wonderwoman, of course I would prentend to be Superman or Batman or Spiderman or what not. As I grew older I had many "boytoys" that I played with, ie Transformers and G.I.Joe, what I would play house or Barbies with my female friends as well. Later as I grew oldr they would put make up on me. One of my other fetishes Sado-mashicism I have Indianna Jones to thank. Seeing hin run around with a whip, I just knew I had to have one. I later bought one at a Six Flags, a six-foot bullwhip that I still have and use today. My fastination with S&M would later be enforced by other things like Catwoman and Heavy Metal albums. I think the whole bondage thing started when I used to watch alot

'cougars'
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it... Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess y

Beyond Your Beliefs
Tuesday, October 3, 2006 Beyond your beliefs Your limits are as real as you perceive them to be. What if you changed your perceptions? There is a world of possibilities beyond the comfortable and familiar boundaries that you've accepted for yourself. Imagine going into and exploring that world. There are great and wonderful things you can do that you don't believe you can do. What if your beliefs were to grow? There are positive and valuable options available to you that you've never dared to consider. Perhaps it is time to consider them. You have the power to make this the very best, most joyful and fulfilling day you've ever lived. And then, you have the power to make tomorrow even better. Can you dare to imagine it and believe it to the point where you feel it in your bones? When you do, it will be. -- Ralph Marston

So True
You Communicate With Your Ears You love conversations, both as a listener and a talker. What people say is important to you, and you're often most affected by words, not actions. You love to hear complements from others. And when you're upset, you often talk to yourself. Music is very important to you. It's difficult to find you without your iPod. How Do You Communicate? I always have to have music or tv on around me. I work better with music, I sleep better with the tv on and of course i love to hear compliments...So bring it on

Are We Missing Something? Childhood Suicide.
I found out yesterday that my 14 year old daughter has lost a friend. Her friend has committed suicide. We will call her friend A., A.'s cousin killed herself a few weeks previously. My son lost 3 of his friends last year due to suicide and he was very 'cut up' over their deaths. What is happening to our young people? What makes them feel so desperate and alone that they feel they can't go on with life? Why aren't they talking to their parents? My heart feels so sad and heavy when i hear about a child taking their own life. I pride myself on being a laid back kinda parent who has always brought their children up to be able to talk openly about anything. But the sad reality is - if a child feels they can't talk to their parents then what can that parent do? Thanks for reading. MySpace Comments Graphics

Can Time Really Heal
Can Time Really Heal Apr. 17, 2006 at 06:16 AM Innocent lives were taken, Of the young, old and small. As they scurried through the buildings, That had once stood so tall. The days were long and dreary, The nights so long and dark. As heroes scoured through the rubbish, Of two planes that left a mark. A day to be remembered, Of our neighbors close at heart. We pray for victims families, Whose lives were torn apart. As time quickly passes, And we still endure the pain. It's hard for many to move on, As things will never be the same. Written by my daughter (Chelsea)and I In Memory Of Those Who's Lives Were Taken And For Their Grieving Families On September 11th, 2001

Mommy Please Don't Worry
Mommy Please Don't Worry Current mood: loved Mom you were there for me, Through happy times and sad. You helped me through the bumps and bruises, And always made me feel so glad. But I'm growing up now mom, And have to find my own way. I love you with all my heart, And still think you have a right to say. I know it's a creul world out there, But I have to learn from my wrong. And I hope you'll stand by my side, I promise mommy it won't take long. I understand where your coming from, You don't want anything to happen to me. It's not as bad as you think, Just wait and you will see. I know I put you through a lot mom, And it is hard for me too. But I'm not a little girl anymore, They'll always be more for me to do. Mommy I'm not out to get you, Even though it seems that way. I hate what I have done to you, So now all I do is pray. I feel I'm growing up to fast, But mommy please don't worry. Cause I have and always wil

Chaos..
I look in the headlines, and see something mystifying to me. How can a person take the life of individuals doing nothing to he? Using a 20year old grudge claiming misconduct done unto him, Is the only mind boggling issue this person used seems so slim? Why questions will arise until another serious statement like this is made Causing grief, loss of life and serious injuries to those who will have paid. The greatest gift is life, I have heard a time or two so why is it his to take, Of those who had little to do with a grudge so long ago for goodness sake. Prayers will be made and reasons will be canted in a low murmured tone Each will give their opinion on why this mans mind was blown. Many will hit the correct reason, and cause but not the cure. Many will cry and anguish in a frightful fear. Cause and effect has boundaries yet conquered by man still today. How something as sacred as life could be here and then just taken away. I regret that the Amish community is sh

Who Decides What Is Right Or Wrong Really?
I'm just sitting here thinking about a lot of things in life, and I just got to thinking who decides what is right or wrong really? I mean we all know that certain things are wrong without a doubt like murder, robbery and all that but what about the small stuff? What about the stuff in everyday life that people are getting all bent out of shape about? Ok, so what if two guys or two woman want to be together in a loving relationship as a married couple. Who decides that is wrong or right? To me that is just people being people that is not a matter of wrong or right. I mean who is it really hurting to let two people who love each other deeply, confess that love? To me that is a petty and insignificant thing to be troubling yourself and the rest of the world over. We got bigger things to worry about than who is going gome with who at the end of the day. Another thing who is given the right to judge someone based on what they are interested in? In this world if you enjoy porn and adult m

A Moment For My Friends...
Good Morning everyone! I wanted to take a moment and Thank those of you who have become good friends of mine. I've met some really awesome and some not so awesome people on here and I've devoloped REAL friendships with many and I would like to thank you for being a part of my life. My friends mean everything to me and I probably wouldn't be here if not for the strength and encouragement I get from the angels in my life! I consider myself truly blessed!! To my friends...may you always be blessed in everything that you do in your lives!! Much Love Always, ~Manda~

Silent Treasures-friendship
Occasionally we meet someone in your case, someone I have always known; Someone who quite easily makes our heart their home. It is a special friendship when words don't have to be shared; It is a blending of two hearts just knowing the other one cares. Someone who gives your heart a lift and makes your day like new; I count it a treasure to have found that friend in you.

$20.00~a Must Read!
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our

10 Reasons You're My Friend
10. You'd be a really boring enemy 9. Unlike "man's best friend" you've never crapped on my carpet. 8. We "get" each other. 7. It's too expensive to have myself cloned 6. You've never hypnotized me into becoming a mindless zombie to do your evil bidding, and then made me forget.....or have you??? 5. You have clothes I'd like to borrow 4. We both like to make fun of other people. 3. You'd tell me if I had toilet paper stuck to my shoe...wouldn't you??? 2. I have a reason to use these "buy one, get one free" coupons. And the number ONE reason you're my friend...... You deserve the best!!!!!!!!

Samhain Myths And Misconceptions
There is probably more misinformation circulated about these festivals than about any other yearly celebration. Read the following information and then go to the links designated, to arm yourself with true information. NOS GALON GAEOF - SAMHAIN Nos Galon Gaeof, Halloween or Samhain (pronounced 'Sow-en'), is the time when black cats, orange pumpkins, and winter begins to occupy our minds. Nos Galaon Gaef is one of the four Great Welsh Sabbats celebrated by Witches, Wiccans and many other Pagans, and is the dark twin of the Sabbat of Beltane. Samhain: (people differ on how to pronounce this, in most traditions, it is pronounced sow-en. Also known as All Souls Night*), October 31- November 1. The New Year. All the crops have been harvested and now the womb of the mother is lying dormant. Now is a time for introspection and understanding your inner self. It is the time of the Crone, filled with wisdom and quiet illumination from

You Call It Hallowe'en... We Call It Samhain
Greetings all, It is almost the Witchyist season of all - Samhain (all variations of spelling allowed - LOL) The following is a classic. Also, I have not yet mentioned Witchvox on any blog, but if you are looking for information, from groups to events to most anything else Pagan, that is your #1 source. a> Author: Peg Aloi [a WitchVox Sponsor] Posted: October 5th. 1998 Times Viewed: 124,162 Hallowe'en has its origins in the British Isles. While the modern tradition of trick or treat developed in the U. S., it too is based on folk customs brought to this country with Irish immigrants after 1840. Since ancient times in Ireland, Scotland, and England, October 31st has been celebrated as a feast for the dead, and also the day that marks the new year. Mexico observes a Day of the Dead on this day, as do other world cultures. In Scotland, the Gaelic word "Samhain" (pronounced "SAW-win" or "SAW-vane") means literally "summer's end." Other names for this holiday include: All Hall

Lock & Load
He's questioning the lay out and rubbing his muzzle; Thinking 'bout the cycles and pondering with puzzle. Confused and dazed, to operate it's easy. His stomach's in knots and soon he's queasy. It's all so basic and simple, just mere mechanic, Physics in operation, 'Wow', his expression...'Dramatic'! Tumbled upon entry and wrapped in a spin; Attempt after attempt, it seems he can't win. The gentleman, a bachelor; he leans as he sips his Bud, The machine, a washer, it begins filling with suds. Another shake of his head and a scratch of his groin, Just load and set cycle DUDE...dropp in a coin! 1999-current Copyright ©2006

Kink
http://fistinglessons.net/front.php?s=FL2&r=ugl03&ip=82.154.89.55&refer_url=http://fistinglessons.sweet-movies.com/index.php?r=ugl03 a little something to consider.. A friend with kinky idea's sent it to me so I wanted to share!

American Soldier By:toby Keith
I'm just trying to be a father Raise a daughter and a son Be a lover to their mother Everything to everyone Up and at 'em, bright and early I'm all business in my suit Yeah, I'm dressed up for success From my head down to my boots I don't do it for the money There's bills that I can't pay I don't do it for the glory I just do it anyway Providing for our future's my responsibility Yeah I'm real good under pressure Being all that I can be And I can't call in sick on Mondays when the weekends been too strong I just work straight through the holidays And sometimes all night long. You can bet that I stand ready when the wolf growls at the door Hey, I'm solid, hey I'm steady, hey, I'm true down to the core And I will always do my duty no matter what the price I've counted up the cost, I know the sacrifice Oh, and I don't want to die for you but if dyin's asked of me I'll bear that cross with honor 'cause freedom don't come free I'm an American soldier, an A

It Just Takes A Minute To Do....
Something cool that Xerox is doing If you go to this web site, www.letssaythanks.com , you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq. You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services. How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these? Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and gals over there need to know we are behind them...

All In The Blink Of An Eye
In The Blink Of An Eye I hold you near, a marvelous site Your rosy cheeks, small blue eyes bright A seductive smile, full of light Stealing my heart from the very first sight. Pudgy fingers are tapering out Legs and body now getting about Excitement soars, as we think about Scouts and schools, I’m grown you shout. The arguments, the boys, the clothes The quick hugs, the joy, the woes Things you feel you cant expose Your growing fast my pretty rose. You found the one, your own true love He’s all you ever talk or think of Sent to you by Her above. Your childhood you now walk out of. And now I hold a bright pink rose New life born under my nose With all her fingers and all her toes. I’m getting old I now suppose. All in the blink of an eye. Hosted by Sparkle Tags cc/amawitch 2005

Military Rules For Non-military Personnel
I was going to put this in My Stash but, it was too good to hide away... and although I didn't write it (Author Unknown), I did edit a few things; See #9, P.S. and P.P.S. Military Rules for Non-Military Personnel "Dear Civilians, "We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: (1) The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their ass. (2) When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their ass. (3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacri

Leo
something tells me I was born under the wrong sign :-( Powerful, magnetic and self-assured, Leo is a force to be reckoned with. While their confidence is often mistaken as arrogance,one thing a Leo won’t be accused of is not being genuine and humane. A Leo is especially suited for a position in leadership or as an entertainer because of a natural flair for the dramatic. Whatever job they choose, it should pay well in order to keep up with the Leo’s insistence on only having the finest. Leo in a Nutshell Born: July 23 - August 22 Element: Fire - active and ardent Quality: Fixed, the quality that signifies a resistance to change Symbol: The Lion Lucky Day: Sunday Lucky Numbers: 8 and 9 Special Color: Gold and yellow, the color of the Sun Leo Traits: Powerful, creative, arrogant, intolerant, warm-hearted, opinionated

Holy Wow...
Since when was there a blog on here? Anyway, today has been a good day so far. I'm just hungry. After tonight I have a few days off which I'm happy about.. I need a few days off. This Friday is the wedding.. I'm eh about it. I hate not knowing people but they know you. Well Keeva's whinny so it's time to go.. Lata..

Tequila & Salt
Tequila and Salt This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 9. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 10. Always remember the compliments you received, Forget about the rude remarks. So........If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one that sent it to you. If you get it back, then they really do love you. And always

The Tent
The Tent We are sitting at the house talking about what we want to do this vacation, I say that I have nothing to do for the next 10 days and you make the statement that you were thinking about taking the bike out for a long ride through the Black Hills maybe do some camping. So we start packing the bike up for the trip, I ask if there is anything special you would like me to bring and you smile at me and say babe I have everything planned. So we jump on the motorcycle and take off. We are riding through the Hills talking back and forth about how beautiful it is you ask me if there is any one place I would like to stop for the night and camp at and I say yes at the base of Mt. Rushmore. We reach the base of Mt. Rushmore as the sun is getting ready to set. You get the tent out of the trailer and start setting it up, I say babe it looks like it could rain tonight and you look at me and get this funny smile on your face and you say that is all right we will be safe in the tent. At

Firelight
The firelight will change you across the gulf of night, It moves within your vision, It casts a secret light. By the time that it is morning, you wont recall a thing except a dream of dancing figures twisting in a ring. Awake from dusk to dawn again, a sacrifice of rest, give yourself to the ancient ones, the darkness knows the best. Dance and sing, an endless world of mystery. Dance in a ring, shapeshifting your history.

This Is A Blog I Think
yeah i have no ideah how to do this or what to say in this thing. so yeah i am boored and everyone else is doing it so it must be the cool thing to do. so yeah my truck is down for good but i dont really care because i am going to be handing the keys to it over to our replacements verry soon so that we can come home. i cant whait for that day its going to be greght. i am going to get so drunk the first night backand i dont kare because i havent had anny alchoholl for a long time and alli can think about is beer pussy and my car.well i think ive written enought. mabie il write more in the next blog.

*~*hero*~*
*~* This songs is decidated to those who are our Heros*~* *~*God Bless You*~* There's a hero If you look inside your heart You don't have to be afraid Of what you are There's an answer If you reach into your soul And the sorrow that you know Will melt away And then a hero comes along With the strength to carry on And you cast your fears aside And you know you can survive So when you feel like hope is gone Look inside you and be strong And you'll finally see the truth That a hero lies in you It's a long road When you face the world alone No one reaches out a hand For you to hold You can find love If you search within yourself And the emptiness you felt Will disappear And then a hero comes along With the strength to carry on And you cast your fears aside And you know you can survive So when you feel like hope is gone Look inside you and be strong And you'll finally see the truth That a hero lies in you Lord knows Dreams are hard to follow But

Some Of My Poems
This is some of my poetry, let me know what you think. Us Surrounded by love, Circle of friends, No one knows when it's going to end. All we have is now, All we can learn is how. How to cope with all the pain, How to depend on us to get through the games. We have each other, and that's what counts, Wherever we go, together, we bounce. We're an odd group, but close as a woven rug, Sitting on the couch, all nice and snug. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When I Was Younger I had no cares in the world, I was an innocent little girl, When I was younger. I had hopes and dreams, And in my sleep, there were no screams, When I was younger. I ran and played all day long, I would randomly sing a song, When I was younger. I would stand up for myself, I was not scared off by anybody else, When I was younger. Now, I lower my head in shame, Dreaming of the lost fame, That I had when I was younger. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Untitled To the

Undecided...
Ok here's the thing…I've slept with a married man before..ya I know it's wrong in my religion, but I so needed some bad…and if it would have been me that was married I'da never done it…I just can't help feeling bad for his wife..I mean I'm pretty sure she knew..she'd call me in the middle of the night all the time just to be a bitch. Which I knew it was her cuz it didn't start till I started fuckin around with her husband..who let me just tell you was ok, but I could have asked for better. I mean sometimes it was good but I think that was only cuz of the situation…like when we were in the hotel and our friend was pretending to be asleep in the next bed…OMG that was awesome…or the time when our friends were doing it in the room down the hall….or the time I squirted all over him…OMG that was the best…or the quickie before meeting all our friends for dinner….but I can't help but feel I was wrong for even letting it happen… :|

Lets See!!
Myspace I really liked going to... They are updating..... Now you can have only 16 pics!!! Here I have lots of friends!! and Lots of pic!! And When I am having a bad day!!! I even have a support group!! Soo... I really like Lost Cherry.. I hope If you are reading this you like it too!! Thanks for reading.. Jeannie

My Girls
My Girls Current mood: content Three Tiny Faces Just Three And Four Years Apart, Three Tiny Faces That Will Forever Remain In My Heart. I Have Given You All I Could, As God Knows From Above. To Each Of You He Knows, I Have Given You All My Love. To Watch And Protect You, With Everything I Had, A Gift That Was Given To Me, Even When Times Were Bad. To Each I Wish You Happiness, With Loads Of Love To Share. To Find That Special Someone To Love, Protect And Care. All The Joys I Gave To You Throughout So Many Years, Your Bringing Them All Back To Me, With Happiness Shed By Tears. So Go Ahead Into This World, And Your Love Please Do Not Save. Pass It On T

I Miss You
All alone in my room isolated from life You cross my mind once more While a tear gradually descends down my cheek My heart screams for you ...I miss you... Your smile once brightened my day Your voice would linger in my head Being in your presence is where I felt at home My eyes would fill with oodles of joy ...I miss you... With tear stained eyes and anguish in my heart I call out for you to come into my life once again Now I know I cannot go on without you The desire to be in your arms strengthens ...I miss you... Life drained from my eyes Smile a stranger to my face Laughter no longer heard Hope slowly dieing ...I miss you...

A Memory
A Memory Current mood: depressed Category: Writing and Poetry I have a special memory, Of one very close at heart. Me and that precious memory, No one will ever part. I think of her so often, Someone I held so dear. A memory of a loved one, Whos been gone now for a year. Her image I see clearly, The smile upon her face. I never will forget her, No one can take her place. I watched her as she suffered, Then saw her getting weak. She'd smile and hold my hand, And I'd kiss her on the cheek. A loving aunt so dear to me, We laughed and we had fun. Until the day God whispered dear, Come be with your son. Written In Loving Memory Of A Special Aunt By Eileen (AKA Sweet) April 18th,2006

Well Till Later
Well I am getting off here I hope everyone has a safe and happy day!! I am pretty sure I will be on here Later... When I am bored at my sister house!! but it will be all good!!! Right.... Take care out there in Lost Cherry Land!! Thanks for reading all these blog!! Jeannie

Sadness
it seems everytime i fall in love i always come out broken worse then before an sure there are days that I just wanna hang your head san cry but yet I know I really shouldn't because its just going to make me feel worse then I already feel but then sumtimes I need to cry an laugh an hurt but today is different its more then just an emaotional hurt an emotionaly pain but I refuse to allow it to take over my day i'm happy an i'm gunna stay that why not letting mood swings drag me down an hold me down till I can't breathe i'm happy an hyper an thats the way it's gunna stay hehe

Best Blog Topics
Ok. After my dismal first 2 entries, I think I need to spice it up a bit. so.................... Leave me a topic. The 5 best (or probably the only 5) I will write about tomorrow. Its time for me to go and get grillin Salmon. Bye for now.

Why People Cheat?
Relationships “People usually cheat because there is a conflict between their physical and emotional desires,” said an article I read on the Internet, and it went on to talk about the sex drive (which comes from the reptilian brain) and the “emotional monogamous” need, which have only been around for a few thousand years. The reptilian brain has been around for millions of years, the limbic brain less than that, and the neocortex, still less than that. Those are our three brains, in evolutionary succession. The drives and instincts from the reptilian brain are very strong because they’re related to survival – reproduction being one of them. But the sex drive isn’t the only instinct coming from the reptilian brain, and monogamy not the only societal restraint put on these drives, and when we fail to mitigate some of these instincts, to think them through before acting upon them, we always end up “cheating” – ourselves, others, and the best deal in the situation. Emotional intell

Stay
hello to all my friends here on the LC, ive only been on here for a short time but, in that time i have made some really great friends. you are so friendly and polite and it makes me happy to know you all and be able to call you all 'my friends'. i'm coming over to the states next year and was wondering if anyone could help me decide where would be best to go and visit. anyway i gotta go know. chat and rate you all soon. love ya's sidekicksi x x x x x PS, i would be interested in taking in some scenery, ya know,local bars that kind of stuff ha ha. i'd like to travel and see as much american culture as i could,old and new, maybe go to a baseball game or a 'football' match. xx

Poem!
When things go wrong, as they sometimes will, When the road you're trudging seems all uphill, When the funds are low, and the debts are high, And you want 2 smile, but you have to sigh, When care is pressing you down a bit, Rest if you must, but dont you quit. Life is queer with its twists and turns, As everyone of us sometimes learns, And many a failure turns about, When he might have won had he stuck it out; Dont give up though the pace seems slow, You may succeed with another low. Success is failure turned inside out, The silver tint of clouds of doubt, And you never can tell how close you are, It may be near when it seems so far; So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit, It's when things seem worse, that you must not quit.

Here I Am
Overwhelming saddness Joyness of pain Tears are falling Depression and rain Dreams of making it through Hurt through the night Sadness in the morning But through the years I cry Turning away friends Back tp the wall Here I stand all alone Where no one can see me Hiding behind broken memories Empty box were the pieces of me Stolen of virtue Deprived of virginity Raped I'm a victim A shadow to the crime These thoughts rummage my mind Body damaged His face implanted Here I am The black sheep of the family

Crazy Day
Some days work never ceases to amaze me, the things that people deal with thier lives and still survive and move on. Often they credit me as thier counsellor, but really it is all them. I may help and support them, but they are the ones really doing the work. That being said I am home and ready to relax, in fact I need to relax, busy and long day today...

My Kinky Turn On
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting100%Chains/Handcuffs83%Bondage83%Whips75%Blood67%Blind Folds67%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

What Really Matters...
Is it me...or do the little things not mean anything to anyone anymore? My oldest daughter and I were just talkin about what she wants for Christmas and she said she wanted to do something big for me...I mean it's a sweet thought but I had to explain to her...that "something big" wouldnt mean as much to me as the little things she does. Hearin "I love you Momma" on her way out the door to the bus stop in the mornings means more to me than anything else she could ever do. Nothing she could buy for me at the store is ever going to mean as much to me as the coffee can she painted for me for Mother's Day that has been sitting on my desk for the last 4 years. And the way Kitty snuggles up to me when she's tired makes any bad mood go away, even if it's just for a lil bit. And when she gets in trouble and gets me SO fustrated...but looks up at me with those big blue eyes and smiles...how can I stay mad? lmao And it's not just the little things kids do. Rolling over in the middle of the night

Here Is Yet Another Blog
hey there hows it going? I hope all is well. I walked into the aparment today and there is some dude sitting there and there is noone else there. I thought that was a little wierd and when he saw me he siad that he thought that was weird too, however I found out who he was and thats cool I guess. today was a good day at work. just chillin at home now. gotta do some lundry somtime this week. might go out later for a walk or somthing, gosh I need a life. this all workin and no playin is way too over rated. I've started reading a book by steven king its called geralds game. its about a woman who's husband tied her up and just before he went to fuck her he dies and she's still tied up. kinda scary stuff lol. anyways I won't bore any of you anymore. have a great day and thanks for reading my little blog.

Great News
Today I got amazing news. My father whom i've only known about 7 years has finally decided to settle down and get married. I'm very happy that he found his counterpart and I am looking forward to the wedding.

Idealistic Answeres
1. Your Name: Ashly, meghan, samantha, tiana, tilandra 2. Age:22-24 3. Fave Color: purple, or maybe green 4. Fave fashion style ? wears goth style preferably, doesn't matter too much 5. Are we friends? uh no? 6. Do you have a crush on me? yes 7. Are you looking for a faithful relationship? yes 8. Would you enjoy it? yes 9. What do you want out of a relationship? A lot of sex, someone who cares about me, someone to cuddle with, someone to go well as a compliment to myself- meaning kind of like someone who would work well as a teammate sort of thing. 10. Would you ever get the nerve to ask me out? ya 11.Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? atleast maybe 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? most people say I'm a sick individual, so you don't need to take care of me all the time. 13. What's your sense of humor like? dark, sarcastic, had to describe, 14.Would you walk on the beach with me? It depends on how much you like beaches.

Poem
Why do I fall for you knowin u don't care. Having a lil peace just to rip it from the air. Wasn't even looking; but you showed up like a dream. Selling words like a hustla, didn't u know what it would mean? Then u leave like the night lost in infactuation trying not to tear for being alone is a constant fear Desiree Brown o.g date 9-30-06

Vampire Quiz Lol
You scored as Shadow walking. You have the ability to walk in shadows. A rare power not posessed by all vampires. Follow me, and experience all the powers the vampire enjoys. Come play with me!Shadow walking100%Mind Control88%Shape shift88%Perception81%Telepathy75%Charisma75%What vampiric power do you most possess?created with QuizFarm.com

I'm Back...finally!
those motherfuckers at the phone company left me and pookie hanging for 10 days! WTF?! i've called, sent them an email before the final move, and everything else imaginable just to get my damn phone switched over. oh well, i guess it's all straightened out now. things are going a LOT better with the new place too. the bug problem is under control for the most part. oh yeah, and the job i've been working bought my contract out early from the temp service, and i just got hired on full-time with a big ass raise to boot. fucking sweet! anyway, now that you know i'm back online, hit me up or something. i'm bored shitless.

So This Weekend Is Pretty Much Going To Be Amazing
so if lizzis feeling well enough and she can drive then were going to have a little get together with all of our friends and just chill around the house and eat some food and listen to some music and watch some movies and then saturday we might go to couer d' alene and go hang out for the day and then sunday well get up and go to church and then we will come home and then get ready and go to the ICP concert...i cant wait its going to be amazing!!! i promise

Just Checking To See Who Reads
My lil Quiz...Fill it out ya'll Body: This is the SEXY test. Post this and see who will fill this out. You may be surprised to see some of the answers. Mark the answer with an "X" [X] How old do I look? [ ] 33 [ ] 34 [ ] 35 [ ] 36 [ ] 37 [ ] 38 [ ] 39 [ ] 40 [ ] 41 [ ] 42 [ ] 43 [ ] other ___ How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT) [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 Would you rather.. [ ] Do me Or [ ] Date me Or [ ] Both Would you rather be on top or bottom? [ ] Top [ ] Bottom Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Beautiful [ ] Sexy [ ] Cute [ ] Attractive] Would you rather.. [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] Fuck Me [ ] Go out [ ] Make Love Do you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me you

Why Cats Are Better Then Men
A CAT always hits the litterbox. Better chance of training a CAT. No matter what your CAT drags into your house, you don't have to pretend you like it. You never have to spend time with your CAT's mother. If you ask enough times, a CAT may actually listen to you. A CAT purrs when you serve him dinner. You can de-claw a CAT... try to get a guy to clip his toenails. It's okay if a CAT rubs up against your best friend. You don't have to worry about your CAT turn into a pig when you host a party. A CAT knows you're the key to his happiness... A man thinks he is.

Dear Kotex (too Funny Not To Share!)
Dear Kotex, I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my pantyliner had a bunch of "Kotex Tips for Life" on it. Annoying advice such as: *Staying active during your period can relieve cramps. *Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches. *Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh. *Try Kotex blah blah blah other products... Obviously the individual behind this was someone who has never possessed a functioning set of ovaries. Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh. Like we need more fluid inside our bloated bodies from hell...but go ahead...I triple-dog-friggen-dare-ya... See what happens and report back. I'll wait. While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate from the vending machine. I garan-damn-tee you that the first responders will be females who just ovulated. Staying active will relieve headaches & cramps...well gu

Please Pray
I would like to ask all of my friends to please keep my brother in their prayers,I got a phone call last night that made my heart sigh.It seems that my older brother has contracted hepatitis c and is going to have to go through chemo for the next year.I know right now what your thinking,but your wrong he seems to think he contracted it from sharing a tooter with someone who has it,he is clean now as I am too,you might think a little meth or dope is no big deal but this just shows different,I've lost so much family since 97 that this is just heartbreaking!I'm praying that the chemo will help. Thank you 4ever me and a few others that were there lastnight when I found out.You all mean alot to me!

Nascarmania
Welcome to Bullwinkleland; I thank you for taking time out and stopping by to say "HI". Time is real scarce for people and it warms my heart to see that you shared a few moments of your time with me.. Awwww. Thanks. POP in anytime....

Vote For Me Please!
http://www.lostcherry.com/viewimage.php?u=144713&albumid=67710&i=3120085286 Please people vote for my dragon tattoo! I know the picture quality sucks but I've haven't had my digi camera for some time and the camera phone had to do.

Right Now Someone..
RIGHT NOW someone is thinking of you someone cares about you someone misses you someone wants to talk to you someone wants to be with you someone hopes you aren't in trouble someone is thankful for the support you have provided someone wants to hold your hand someone hopes everything turns out all right someone wants you to be happy someone wants you to find them someone is celebrating your successes someone wants to give you a gift someone thinks you ARE a gift someone hopes you are not too cold, or too hot someone wants to hug you someone loves you someone wants to lavish you with small gifts someone admires your strength someone is thinking of you and smiling someone wants to be your shoulder to cry on someone wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun someone thinks the world of you someone wants to protect you someone would do anything for you

Tarot Card
You Are The Empress You represent the ideal female figure: beauty and nurturing. You bring security and harmony to many. At times, you are also a very sensual person. You are characterized by love, pleasure, and desire. Your fortune: You need to take some time to think about the role of commitment in your life. It's possible you need to commit more to others, or deal with how others have treated you. It is very important for you to support your friends and family right now, difficult as it may be. You may need to look at your relationship with your mother, or your relationships as a mother. What Tarot Card Are You?

10 Rounds
TRACY BYRD Ten Rounds With Jose Cuervo (Casey Beathard/Michael Heeney/Marla Cannon-Goodman) I walked in and the band just started the singer couldn't care a tune in a bucket Was on a mission to drown her memory but I thought no way with all this rukus But after one round with Jose Cuervo I caught my boots tapping along with the beat And After two rounds with Jose Cuervo The band was sounding pretty darn good to me Then some stranger asked me to dance and i reviled to her my two left feet Said "Don't get me wrong, im glad you asked, But tonight's about beating an old memory Then after Three rounds with Jose Cuervo I let her lead me out on the floor And after Four rounds with Jose Cuervo I was showing off moves never seen before Well, round five or round six I forgot what I came to forget After Round seven, Or was it eight? I bought a round for the whole dang place And after nine rounds with Jose Cuervo They were counting me out and i was about to giv

“rockin The `nati” Cincy Kissfest 2006
“Rockin The `Nati” Cincy KISSFest 2006 By: Ted E. Brown II All right Cincinnati…You wanted the best & You got the best! The hottest expo of the year! The 4th annual Cincinnati KISSFest & Hard Rock Expo was held this past Sunday at the Holiday Inn East in Eastgate, Ohio. The event was headlined by special guest guitarist/producer Bob Kulick, brother of ex-KISS Guitarist Bruce Kulick. Bob toured as Paul Stanley’s solo band guitarist in the 1980’s, as well as played on several KISS Albums including Paul Stanley, Killers, and studio cuts on Alive II, and producing WWE Triple H’s Theme Music “The Game” in conjunction with Motorhead, and World Wrestling Entertainment. Performing sets for the audience was Cincinnati’s own all female KISS tribute Black Diamond. Cleveland’s own KISS Tribute Mr. Speed. Band SSG performed with Bob Kulick, and young Angelo Coppela pounded out 45 minutes of raunchy rock drum lines to the amazement of the audience. Vendors attending spanned from Allen Mull

Playlist For The Week Of 9/26/06 - 10/3/06
Acheron - Anti-God, Anti-Christ Barathrum - Okkult Black Label Society - Stronger Than Death Blasphemy - Gods Of War Blood Feast - Kill For Pleasure Ceremony - The Days Before The Death Kiss - Destroyer Kiss - Hot In The Shade Kiss - MTV Unplugged Kiss - Carnival Of Souls Left Hand Solution - Fevered Megadeth - Youthanasia Morbid Angel - Formulas Fatal To The Flesh Nocturnus - The Key Overkill - Feel The Fire Possessed - Seven Churches Slayer - Christ Illusion Testament - The Ritual Type O Negative - Slow Deep And Hard Type O Negative - The Origin Of The Feces Vertigod - Victory In Silence

Just Breaking My Cherry
Not too much to say at the moment...just thinking that it might be a good idea to get the blog ball rolling...I would hate to actually have my first blog be a this huge bitch fest when I am in a bad mood or when something shitty happens...don't want anyone to think that I am a huge bitch LOL...I really am not, but my Myspace Blogs are all pretty much me being bitchy and I figured I would try something a little different here..

My Feel Bad Hurts
so much homework. eassay, term papers, quiz, test. so much to do. so little time why even bother? i mean does anyone realy care if i get the A or the C but me? After graduation who cares. Just dont feel good, dont feel like homework! Wanna go lay down and bundle up and fall sound asleep... maybe later....

Private Pics Available
OK, I have some private pics in a folder here already but I have not allowed many to see them. If anyone wants me to open them up for a little while, I will but only based on your comments to this blog. They will be opened one hour for each comment. And these will be open to Friends only. SO let me know if you wanna see them. Cheri

Thy Unveiling
"Thy Unveiling" Carnival of Carnage, The Ringmaster, The Riddle Box, The Great Milenko, The Amazing Jeckel Brothers, and The Wraith looks like were all out of time brother! Everybodys out of time! Fuck It, We gots to tell them All secrets will now be told no more hidden messengers this is it yall times up everything be out right here no need for the reverse talking the truth. Now we have been told this carnival shit has touched many lives. People have fuckin` sworn to us they too can feel it inside. What is it that draws you in, this magic that compels you? We`ve been waiting six fuckin` joker cards to finally tell you. This messengers and hints were there, all though most never picked up on them. We snuck em` in subliminally with that wicked shit around them. We mentioned more and more of this on every Joker's Card. The bottom line always the same, you aint have to look hard. We wickedly kick it, inflict it, you get it, get with i

A Sort Of Belated Party
I celebrated my birthday with my family last month. Some friends wanted to celebrate it here, and I was glad to oblige, so we arranged to have a date for dinner and a movie. The movie was (the 2006) All the King's Men with Sean Penn, Jude Law, Kate Winslet, Talia Balsam... etc.! :)... I don't live in Louisiana nor in the 1930s (though the novel, I believe, and certainly this film take place later on) so I can say nothing about accuracy... and I have seen at least part of an earlier version of the film-- but I liked this one, the cinematography the acting the script the drama the gestalt... a whole lot. I knew how it ended and I was still frightened (and the film's mainly about personalities, politics, and a very complicated character, impelled to enter politics by real outrage but also corrupt and in many ways no saint (so to speak) and very much a demagogue as well, a character based (with fictional license) on Huey Long (1893-1935)... Note: according to http://us.imdb.com/

Learn- Poem
Learn Do you feel what I feel? Do you see what I see? If not then you have no right to judge me. Just because you say jump does not mean I will. Lets accept that and continue our deal. Don’t curse my name in vain, Who is to say that you would never do the same? You can not read my mind, Stop pretending you will know what you will find. Do not try to change me into who you want me to be… That is the closest route to setting me free. Do not grab my heart in fear that you will keep me here, For if you pull tighter I just may disappear. If you listen closely to the words I speak, You may just find the answers you seek. Do not lash out in anger trying to control me. Do not let the tears roll from your eyes, With the intention of getting me to sympathize. Do not try to make me your soul, I have my own I am trying to control. Love yourself before you love me, Otherwise this may never come to be. Appreciate me for who I am. Respect me for what I do. Listen to

Ten Signs That You're Too Old For Trick Or Treating...
10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not even wearing a mask. 5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece. 2. You're the only Super Hero in the neighborhood with a walker. And here's the Kicker folks... 1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.

Oh The Horror
Have you ever been looking at profiles and photos and such and seen a picture that made you think to yourself, "Now I wish I had been born blind," and then you looked around for something to poke your eyes out with and once you poked them out you realized all you had to do to stop seeing it was click away but of course it's too late anyway because now you are blind and the last image etched into your brain was the one that made you poke your eyes out as previously metioned earlier in this sentence which is getting really really long and boring and makes you wish you realy did poke your eyes out before you started to read it? Yeah, me neither.

Broken
written by thaonenonlibabygirl A Brooken Heart From Running Away A Broken Heart That I Cant Take Cause I Ran Away From What Id Feel And I Ran Away From What I Knew Was Real I Ran Away Because I Was Scared I Ran Away From What Was There I Should Have Stayed And Stuck It Out I Should Not Have Had One Doubt Things Are So Confusing Now I Wanna Fix It But I Dont Know How Im Wishing That I Had A Clue Cause I Wanna Make It Work With U

Time Goes On
Day in and day out, I work my fingers to the bone. only for provide you with a future. My home is more like just a place to rest my head while the office is more like my home. As much time as I spend there Min by min hour by hour, I work. I am sorry I have no time for the small stuff, I am sorry I have no extra time for you. One day in the future you will understand.... "Daddy worked alot so I can have the things I have, the community I live in, and the stability strong enough for even MY children to enjoy" No matter what, Your daddy is here, your daddy loves you, there is always a reason for the things your daddy does. I know you do not understand now sweety, but one day you will. I regret that you have to help with chores, I regret that I can not be there all the time to prepair your dinner, I regret that I can not meet you when you arrive home from school. but most of all I regret that I have to miss all those little things in life. but as time goes on you wil

Don't Underestimate
What's up? How is everyone doing? Having an awesome week I hope. I picked up our t-shirts and registrations for the Race For A Cure that we will be participating in on Sunday. We have raised about $3000 in various auctions and donations and such and there is one going on right now if you would still like to donate.. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=ADME:L:LCA:US:31&item=180035112903 Next week is Fall Break and we are planning a mini get away to do something fun with my son and we are looking forward to that and on the 13th we are going out to celebrate a friends bday yet again, lol.. I must say I did pretty well in our football pool this past week but one week does not a season make, so I will keep trying my best and we will see how the rest of the season goes.. Lastly I have to say to all the gentlemen out there do not underestimate the power of cologne. I have said many times how much I enjoy when a man spells yummy, I will literally tell a st

The First Date: Part 3
the first date: part 3 "Well my dear you seem to be all tied up at the moment." I said with a throaty chuckle. I looked down at her beautifull naked body, with her plump nipples and cock throbbed harder. It ached for attention but not yet. It was her turn for pleasure and so my member was being tortured. One single bead of semen escape from the top, of my purple head, and I saw her lick her lips. At the same time a moan came from her throat and her eyes begged for something only a woman can understand. I chuckled again and grabbed a bottled of edible body massage oil. As I poured the oil in my hands to warm it, the scent of chocolate and cherries drifted through the air. "Hmmmm yummy," I say with a smile, "shall I eat you all night?" I rub the oil up from her wrists slowly to her shoulders. From her shoulders up her neck and around the front part of her chest. Only stopping to get more oil occasionally. Then i massage around each breast slowly. Doing each breast one at

Yep, I Finally Got One.
I wanted to see what all the buzz was about here and I can see why. There are some pretty kewl stuff around here. I'm still "popping the cherry" so to speak. Other than that my life consists of getting on the net and trying to find some old and possibly new friends. Yes, I do have dreams, but they'll never exist as long as I sit around and not do anything. I recently went to a concert featuring 7 bands: Incubus 30 Seconds to Mars Sparta Jack's Mannequin Rise Against A Change of Pace She Wants Revenge and unbelievably more! ...Yea and I couldn't take in that much either. Some were good, some I never heard. (To be honest the sampler a local band was giving out sounded better than some I heard there.) Anyways other than that I'm not doing much just listenin to some tunes. I'm more the Alternative Rock/Metal/Industrial/Electronica/Trance/Big Band/Swing/possibly everything in between type of guy. If I was put into a category using only one word or phrase, it'd mo

Steppin' Up The Ladder On The Cherry Tree :-)
Good evening Cherries ....friends, neighbors and ??? Just wanted to say I am feeling much happier about being on this site now. I wrote a blog awhile back that wasn't exactly"uplifting' if you know what I mean! So I wanted to update that blog and say things are beginning to look up here for me. I have met some awesome people who have gone out of their way to make me feel at home here on LC.Kudos to everyone of you and I hope many more Cherrie drop by my site and send a hello. Blessed be, Velvet Vamp

Just Another Poem - Forget
It's okay baby, stay gone a little longer and I might forget the way your voice makes me smile I might forget the way you look at me sometimes, the way you lick your lips.. Go ahead baby, stay gone a little longer and I promise Ill forget our late night calls our after 4 promises I'll forget...forget everything about you...if you just stay gone a little longer.. Just a little longer...some more time so I can forget the way you feel inside of me forget the whispers in my ear forget the way my heart aches when you're not here... So stay away baby...just a little...little more...stay away...and I promise I'll forget. -UnTouched Sanity -Loyal

Drunk Dialing
Drunk Dialing 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something. 5.Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6.Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7.It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8.You can also call this same ex a

Nothing!!!
How about I give U my version of love, I know U probably don't give a fuck of what a person fuck in the head think of love, well I don't care if U r interested or not, this is for me........ My life in love starts every single day from the moment I open my eyes and find my beloved resting in a sea of tranquility, the stability that gives the knowing fact that everything was taking care off, that she can trust that she is the responsibility of my life, the reason of my effort, that I’m here for her, for her needs, for her to be loved!!! Love is unconditional, U either fully accept it or rejected !!! Love is the fruit of the seed that U planted, watered and pruned, when ripe the flavor will be the most delicious taste U will ever have……… When in love there is no reason to forgive or be forgiven cuz love is forgiveness in itself. Love is seeing my child running free, joyful, smiling, enjoying life to the fullest. Love is to know that the day my mother died she knew that

Seduction Style
Your Seduction Style: The Natural You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen. Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people. You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find! People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast. What Is Your Seduction Style?

Why Love Stinks
You search your whole life for the right person. Mr or Miss right as they call them. Then you finally meet someone amazing wonderful who you have alot of fun with. Just about the time you start thinking you have finally found in my case mr right something happens and you lose that person. Its all enough to make you want to completely give up. Makes you think you are never good enough for anyone. Like you deserve to be alone I know thats how I am feeling right now. I lost my mr right and he could care less right now that im hurting. So if my mr right doesnt care why bother finding another mr right? This hurt and pain has to stop. Im tired of crying myself to sleep every night because im not good enough for him and I dont make or keep him happy. I've not only spent my whole life looking for mr right but also trying to figure out why everyone says love stinks. Well, its clear to me they got that all wrong love doesnt stink. IT FING SUCKS!!

A Story That Will Touch Your Heart!!
"Rose" The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being. She said, "Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I'm eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?" I laughed and enthusiastically responded, "Of course you may!" and she gave me a giant squeeze. "Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?" I asked. She jokingly replied, "I'm here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids..." "No seriously," I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age. "I always dreamed of having a college education and now I'm getting one!" she told me. After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake. We became instant friend

Taking Off Friday
Hey Everyone, I know I didnt get a chance to talk with each one of you personally the last week so I thought I would leave a message for all of you here. Gosh I hope you all read this so you dont think that I just stopped caring about you. How could you think that of me, now really! :P Ok, heres the really cool news. Im going on a trip, I will be gone for nearly 3 weeks. My first stop is in Albuquerque, New Mexico for the International Hot Air Balloon Races! I have wanted to go there for over a decade to the event. I was disappointed that yet another year was going by that I was going to miss them again. Then last week my son called & said they were going & asked me to meet them down there. Dang, I was so excited, you'd think I'd hit the lottery jackpot. For me this was the lottery, lol. This isnt like last month when 25 balloons went over my house in my pics. We are talking 700 balloons that go up within 2 hours! How cool is that?!!! Here is a link for event cams i

Thankyou To All My Friends
Just like to say hi and thankyou to all my friends on lostcherry.Thankyou for coming to my page and comments on my pic that is so nice of you.This is just a coool place to be.I have made sum great friends on here and hope to make more.

Ramblings And Bitching :)
Well I wonder how many people actually read these.... I have a friends list with 130 people on it I hear from maybe 10 of them on a regular basis most of them sent me a request and then poof...nothing.....I hate feeling like just a step on the ladder to the top for someone to get points or ratings...you will find that if I hear from you...you will hear from me....ok granted I haven't left comments on everyones page everyday..or rated and commented all your pictures...but I do have 4 kids and can't always keep up with all the ratings I do try to keep up with it though.... I am so sick of seeing the sexiest this and that on here what about what kind of person they are? doesn't that count for anything anymore? I have known some very beautiful people physically but the type of person they are has made them the ugliest people I know...There is someone on here who is doing a contest for best personality....I think it is those kind of Contests that should grab peoples attention...not the cute

Jokes (r Rated)
A little girl accidentally walks in on her father while he's getting dressed. She points to his dick and says, "Daddy, what's that?" Not wanting to explain to her yet, he says, "Uh, I can't tell you, it's a secret." The little girl finds her mother and asks, "What is that long thing between Daddy's legs?" Her mother also doesn't want to explain sex yet, so she says, "I don't know, he won't tell me." A couple days later the little girl says to her mother. "Mommy, I finally figured out what that thing between Daddy's legs is. It's a toothbrush!" "Why do you think that?" the amused mother asks "Because," the little girl says, "this morning I saw the maid sliding it in and out of her mouth and she had toothpaste dripping down her chin." ================================ Feeling horrible, an alligator goes to the veterinarian. "What seems to be the problem?" the vet asks. "I just don't have the drive I used to, Doc, " the gator says. "Used to be, I co

Warning: This Is X-rated...........no Minors. Girls Giggle Men??
THE LONELY BRAIN CELL Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet. "Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?" Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away.............. "We're down here ."

How Rude
iVE HAD SOME ONE COME ON HERE THIS MORNING IN MY SHOUT BOX , AND BE EVER SO RUDE ... HE DOES'NT EVEN KNOW ME FROM ADAM , SO HOW DARE HE ... HE WAS INSULTING TOWARDS MY PHOTOS , AND MY SELF , SO BE WARNED EVERYONE ... THERE ARE SOME EVIL PEEPS OY THERE .. DONT TRUST EVERYONE WHO STARTS OF NICE .... :( IT WAS QUITE UPSETTING

Thank You All For The Support
I want to say thank you to all that have supported me so far in my very first contest. It is all so over whelming for me and I am gratful for each and everyone of you. For those that yet have to vote...WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!!! hehehe just kidding, if you want to vote here is the link And if you want go out and pimp me for this contest.....HAHAHAHA Much Lovings!!

Happy 50th Anniversary (funny)
Happy 50th Anniversary The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." "Yes, she says, "I remember it well." "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" "Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!" Now, there's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her s

Why
Why do you lie . Why do i cry . Why do i care. Why do i share. Why do i hurt as i do ... Is it because im so in love with you.. Why does it feel so wrong Why do i not feel so strong. Why is the day so sad and blue. Why because im missing you. Why does my life go one. Why do i feel like the lonely one. Why oh why oh why ..

"drank Her Everything Away"
"Drank Her Everything Away" Drunken fears, and drunken words, are all I get from you. One minute, you are shining, the next you are so blue. your mind, so undecided, about everything in this place. your confusion, of your family, even your life and faith. Strikes me, harsh and odd, childlike ignorance is what I see. Will you, ever be the person, I one knew you to be? Or have you, slowly...day by day, drank her everything away? A. Pilley *All Rights Reserved @ 2006*

Today
MY DAY STARTED WAY TOO EARLY...MY BABY WOKE ME UP AT 4:30 AM SHE SOMEHOW HAS CAUGHT THE FLU...I AM OH SO LUCKY SHE IS SUCH A GOOD BABY WHEN SHE IS SICK...SHE DOESNT CRY....SHE GETS SICK AND THEN ROLLS OVER AND GOES BACK TO SLEEP...THIS IS GOOD AND BAD...I HAVE TO KEEP HER RIGHT BY MY SIDE BECAUSE SHE DONT CRY SO I DONT KNOW WHEN SHE IS GETTING SICK AND I DONT WANT HER TO CHOKE...SHE IS SLEEPING...RIGHT BESIDE ME...IF I DONT RESPOND IT IS BECAUSE SHE IS NEEDING MY ATTENTION AND HER NEEDS COME FIRST...SO ALL BEAR WITH ME AND I WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED.

Why
WHY are these cowards going into schools and hurting all those kids they are innocent and even worse is shootin up an amaish school so if you aare a skinner and hurt children i hope you get what you deserve slow torture leave the kids out of it scum bags errghhh

Im Sorry Fans And Friends
Lately i been Very Bussy in WWE. Most of this is Preparing My Body for Future Shows.I Finally Won That Intercontinental Title i was Looking foward to it. But Now im also a Target so ill have to Work harder to Keep it I Came here to apologize to all my Fans and Tell them that if im not on leave me a message ill try to answer ok love Jeff Hardy

Limericks (adult Content)
A Fellow Named Mitch There once was a fellow named Mitch Whose dick could drag a ditch! He couldn't tell by spasms When ladies reached orgasms But rather when their voices changed pitch! A Gentleman From.... A gentleman from Surrey Ate too much hot, Indian curry It was just like a hit When he shouted: "Oh, shit" And ran to the loo in a hurry A Man Called McNair There once was a man named McNair. Who had an affair on the stair. The bannister broke. So he doubled his stroke. And finished off... In mid air! A Man From China There once was a man from China, who wasn't a very good climber, he slipped on a rock, and cut off his cock, and now he has a vagina There was a man from Ghent Who had a penis so long it bent It was so much trouble That he kept it double And instead of coming he went There was a man called Dave Who kept a dead whore in a cave He said "I admit I am a bit of a shit But think of the money I save". The once was

Joke: Girls Night Out!!
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well nev

Mood Indigo
Your Power Color Is Indigo At Your Highest: You are on a fast track to success - and others believe in you. At Your Lowest: You require a lot of attention and praise. In Love: You see people as how you want them to be, not as how they are. How You're Attractive: You're dramatic flair makes others see you as mysterious and romantic. Your Eternal Question: "Does This Work Into My Future Plans?" What's Your Power Color?

Bored As Fuck
I need a car.. that's aabout it.. once I have my own ride, life's gonna be a lot easier.. so if anyone who lives near by wants to sell me a vehicle for cheep... or just gimme one for free.. it'd be nice :)

Another Blog
Soldiers come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes, and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician, and the subtly of Mt. Saint Helen. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. A Soldier is a Soldier all his life. He is a magical creature. You can kick him out of your house but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list but not off your mind. soldier are found everywhere... in love...in battle... in lust... in trouble...in debt...in bars and ... behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter or clean clothes or a six pack. A Soldier is a genius with a deck of cards. A millionaire without a cent and brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of playboy in his back pocket. When he wants something

What Emoticon Best Represents You Right Now?
Your Emoticon is Cool You're not feeling particularly up or down, just relaxed and calm. You're ready for whatever is going to happen next! What Emoticon Best Represents You Right Now?

Dedicated To Crazedvamp(part2)
The UnLoved returns to his Catacomb with Vamp still asleep in his arms. The Catacomb entrance was stunningly decorated by century’s old stone arches soaring high into the air. They were swallowed by the darkness as they entered. He carries the precious beauty into his chambers, And lays her lovely body on a bed of red velvet and satin linen. He sits beside the sleeping dark angel, awaiting the wakening of his Vampire Queen.

An Hour . . .
An Hour . . . by sonofmydad © Lying in the night time gloom Thoughts now do creep into my room, A dark and rainy autumn eve And passion ere you take your leave A knock, and at the door you stand So wet from rain, release demand Its just an hour we have to play Before we go our separate way And to my bed, undress with haste We’ve not a moment here to waste To feel your skin pressed close to mine And tongues and limbs all intertwine A hand you move to cup my breast And fingers at my nipples rest And tease until they swell beneath The touch of fingers, tongue and teeth A nipple found, you bite the tip A little sigh escapes my lip While in my hand I feel your length And smile with pleasure at the strength You linger to kiss right and left A hand moves down to find the cleft To where my legs now open wide And fingers you can slip inside And moving gently too and fro My passion soon begins to grow, Your tongue now moves to join the feast Of juices

An Internet Story
An Internet Story A story told of new and old lives connected, then unfold a man, a woman, not lovers yet meeting by fate on the internet. they share their fantasies as passion builds telling truths and desires unfulfilled, feeling closer as they write being connected feels so right. the days come closer until they meet together their fantasies will become complete to explore the world of sex and pleasure a beautiful partner, someone to treasure. No strings to tie, only pure desire a lover that heats the inner fire no thought unspoken, no secrets untold their burning passion won't grow cold. accepting each other without concern no angry heart or jealous burn just cock to cunt, ecstasy found lover to lover...a perfect sound.

Hands
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Rudeness...
ok so i am on the phone with my mom today and left my computer for about an hour and a half or something.. i come back and i have messages in my shoutbox from this guy who says he rated my pics and asks me to rate his. (it might help to say that i reposted someone's message earlier about rating their pics. i did not ask anyone to rate my pics, i was trying to help this other person out. thank you anyways to those who did come rate them.. i do appreciate it) well i guess since i was not here and did not read his message he got mad and said something like "that is what i thought. i did not rate your pics. bye bye". ok first of all.. i do try to rate people's pics and try to comment people and stuff.. especially if they ask. i so would have rated his pics as soon as i saw the message. why did this guy have to be so rude? so i said that to him, that i would have rated them if he had not been so rude, but then i decided i would go rate them anyways. and i did. and not nasty. i gave him 10's

Letter To Dad
Letter to Dad A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad". With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone

'about Me'
Ok i think it's time for me to reveal a little bit "About Me"...I'm a very private person and i dont really share much about my personal self or life on the internet with too many ppl,unless i trust you completely....i'm unreachable and untouchable and unwanting but desireable lol.....i'm here to just make friend's not looking for anything more or less... i have a great sense of humour im very sensitive ,caring, spiritual(not in the religious sense)...i'm a free spirit,strong willed and a very real person no bullshit or baggage attached...i'm who i am....i'm very generous with my love and sometime's too much so ..i love to cuddle, kiss, neck,touch and hug alot...i'm a great cook,i love to cook for a hungry man with a good appetite... i live,laugh,love and learn....i alway's smell good hehe and i like cleanliness..thing's that turn me off are smelly ppl,feet,breath,just stinkiness in general....lol someone that pick's their nose in public is a turnoff um cheap ppl,selfish ppl, greedy

Remember When
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or if you are a random reader) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE!!! When you're finished, try posting this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you... Should be interesting....

When Women Drink Too Much
1. THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE THEIR PURSE IS. 2.THEY BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH THEIR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING THEIR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 3. THEY'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT THEY WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE THEY COULD DO IT TOO. 4. IN THEIR LAST TRIP TO PEE, THEY REALIZE THAT THEY NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS THEY WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO 5.THEY START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE THEY SEE THAT THEY LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. 6. THEY GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" 7. THEY HAVE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO THEM. 8. THEY HAVE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. 9. THEY YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO THEY BELIEVE CHEATED THEM BY GIVING THEM JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE THEY CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN. 10. THEY THINK THEY A

Men's Tools
Hammer - In ancient times a hammer was used to inflict pain on ones enemies. Modern hammers are used to inflict pain on oneself. Screwdriver - The drink ordered at the local bar after you call in a professional repairman to undo the $500 in damage you did while trying to change out a light socket with your handy screwdriver. Phillips Screwdriver - The bar drink that you order when the damage estimate is over $1,000. Contains twice the vodka. Pliers - A device used to extend your reach the necessary few inches when you drop a one-of-a-kind screw down behind the new wall it took you two weeks to install. Multi-Pliers - Contain a handy assortment of sharp and dangerous tools. Best left in its leather sheath and worn on a homeowners belt to increase testosterone levels. Electronic Stud Finder - An annoying device that never goes off when you point it at yourself. Halogen Light - A worklight that lights up your backyard with the incandescence of a football stadium, c

Different Kinds Of Sex...too Cute
SOCIAL SECURITY SEX: Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" LOUD SEX: A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!" QUIET SEX: Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!" CONFOUNDED SEX A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insuranc

Quiz Thing 4
Gemini You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun. You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too. Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 133 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Okay.
Im dancing around my living room like a loser :D Isnt it great. I love it - I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the juke box baby- Lalalala. Im such a silly girl. You know i was thinking, the world would be a better place if everyone pulled there heads out of there asses, and just told the truth :) Cause liars, never get any where. And players deserve to die. So don't hate :) Oh and for your information, the word "cute" is what you call a puppy. Don't just say to a girl, oh your so cute in a baby voice, it makes them want to kick you in the balls :) But since they're so nice, they would never do that. Atleast i wouldnt, lol.