Sexual Chocolate Attends Passion Party...Nuff Said!
Current mood: horny
Passion Party? Me? Invited? Aren't these only for women who sit around talking about lubes, creams, lotions, toys, dildos and all kinds of other unimaginable things? Why in the hell would I go? Why in the hell would they invite me? 11 women? Alcohol? Talking about sex? Haha your boy Randy Watson was gonna be on time for that. This would be the first Passion Party that I was invited to that I wasn't having one on one in my room or some hotel somewhere. Hahahaha. So I arrive at my friend's house and a few of the ladies are already there. I receive a couple of stares as I enter, but my friend assures them that they'll appreciate why I came later. I meet my friend's boss, an older woman with a bit of a mean streak but we sit down and chat for a minute. I pour myself a margarita. The woman gets offended because she thinks that I called her old, and I did not in fact call her old, I merely exclaimed, "Oh lord..." when she said she had a son almost as old as I am. Anyway more guests begin to arrive and yet we are still waiting on the Purveyor of Passion. Of course she was running on CP Time and 7:30 obviously meant 9:30. Suddenly there is a knock on the door and as I answer it there is a very attractive chocolate sister there with trunk loads of stuff. I immediately help her carry her things in and summon my friend's male roommate to assist me. After we carry the trunks in the living room, more guests arrive and after everyone gets a few drinks in them its time to begin. First the "Purveyor of Passion" lets call her, "Neequa" explains what she is all about, that she tried and tested the products (haha not the ones that were on display) and thought it would be a great idea to try and sell them. She tries to break the ice by having all of us play a game called dirty minds. Its a game where you get three nasty clues and you have to guess the clean answer. For example:
- Schwarzenegger has a long one.
- Spike Lee has a short one.
- The Pope doesn't use his.
------ What is it? Answer: LAST NAME.
So you go around the room and everyone is shouting out answers and if you get the answer correct you get a card. I had some difficulty with the game at first because all my answers were dirty haha but I did a little better as the game progressed. However we noticed that my friend's boss seemed to get the majority of the answers. I yelled and accused her of cheating, jokingly, as my competitive nature usually dictates...and she explained that she had the game at home and never played... Yeah right. She ends up winning and chose a prize for herself...it was either bath salts or anal beads. Yeah, anal beads that I did not stick around to find out about...as I went directly into the kitchen for another drink. When I came back Neequa had another ice breaker. Neequa needed 3 volunteers. Of course my hand shot up quickly. She passed out 3 bowls with a cheery in each and filled them up with whipped cream. She said the first one to find the cherry and put it in between their teeth will win a prize. She said go and I pressed my face deeply into the bowl of cool whipped topping. After a few minutes of exploration (I took my time with this one) I was finally able to pull out the cherry. Take a look at the clit I mean cherry between my teeth and all the passion, I mean whipped cream on my face. You can't say I don't get into my work.
I might have lost the contest but I definitely gained the attention of all the ladies in the room. After this Neequa starts getting into a discussion about bath salts, body lotions and massage oils and whateva. I leave the room and come back only to be told to put some cream on my lips that is supposed to add sensation. I, partially drunk don't realize that they gave me some heating/warming lotion on my lips. Everything as cool for a few minutes until my soup coolers suddenly started getting warm. Taking advantage of my lips new found heat, I took the opportunity to clean them off by giving the lady next to me, and well call her, "Honey" a small but smearing kiss on the cheek. A few seconds later, the lotion did its job as she said, "ooh damn...I can feel it in my cheek." Hahaha.
Then Neequa started discussing body lotions and body glitter lotions. She passed it around the room and let people put some on their arms and the ladies seemed to enjoy it. When it was my turn I casually took the gel, lifted up my shirt, and generously applied it to my chest and stomach. Neequa was laughing hysterically and the ladies joined in laughter oohing and aahing. It was a bit strange to have gold glitter all over my body but it matched the rest of my jewelry hahaha. The only bad part about that stuff was that after a few minutes it gave off a unique smell and I had to go wash it off later...
After the lotions Neequa started getting into the more serious shit. Little vibrators she called bullets. Other vibrating devices that had combinations of bullets and cock rings, anal beads, some rotating vibrating devices, and a big black dildo named, "Chocolate Thunder." Girls think they are slick. They have little cute names for these toys like Dolphin and Bunny or whatever and a lot of them have bunnies and dolphins on them or they are animal shaped. I guess if some unsuspecting youngster stumbles upon this big long blue toy that resembles a dolphin, they won't ask too many questions but they may start playing with it themselves.
Oh man. They even had a toy that was a battery operated tongue. You turned that shit on and it went up and down quicker than anything I've ever seen before. A hummingbird's wings couldn't flutter this fast. You can only imagine what they were using that thing for...jesus christ....
They even had some toys for the fellas. There was this rubber tube with a nose and mouth on one end. Inside were all these round/pointy sensation bumps and with some lube it was supposed to feel like head. I was a bit nervous about touching it because sadly the face that was on the outside of the toy looked like a dude and there was no way I was putting my shit in there. My favorite toy of the evening, and something I almost considered purchasing was similar to those squishy tubes we used to get at the carnivals. There were holes on either side and of course you would add lube and jerk off with it. The great part about it is that it was reversible. If you had it right side in, it was supposed to feel like vaginal sex and if you flipped it inside out it was supposed to get tighter and feel like anal sex. Hahaha fucking out of control the shit people have invented.
Needless to say my first venture into the realm of how females talk about sex and how they pleasure themselves was an entertaining informative one. I also think that the ladies got a kick out of my company and I'll probably be invited to the next one. Fellas, be aware, these ladies have some toys that can do shit that our tongues and dicks can't even dare to compete with. Then you wonder why some women are impossible to please when they use 13 inches of blue rotating simultaneous clit and anal stimulating dolphin bunny sexual thunder dildos that they wear the batteries out of constantly. Fellas we gotta step our game up to compete hahaha.
Its your boy, Sexual Chocolate, ready to apply his newfound knowledge on the next lady ready for one of my personal passion parties. I'm out. Peace.
