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Winter List Clean Up
OMG as it is i have 4 hun an some odd friends and 40 some odd pending i do not talk to half of u soooooo u all know who don't talk to me so ya know ya bein deleted.......only want peeps on list that are intersted in having conversation and not only want on to peek at god damn pictures ......sooooooo clean up BEGINS....if ya have a prob with that like another did go ahead and rate me a one on here no skin off my azz u will just get deleted and blocked like he did...hahahahahaha so ima BITCH

A Single Rose...
I left a single rose apon your pillow The morning after we'd made love I cursed the sight of daylight Yet thanked the Lord above He truely smiled down on me By sending you my way I've never been a lucky man But, you take my breath away Each morning as I leave you I say a little prayer That at days end, when I return You'll still be waiting there IMspidey/M.M. 1/06 Copyright © 2006

Murphy's Other Laws
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them. 10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 11. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 13. F

Today
today is a good day but im still worried about my b/f yes i have a b/f even though im married but my hubby dont know it. i guess i like him cause hes like my hubby but more sensitive than my hubby. im worried about him cause hes down and out today an i been trying to cheer him up i want to hug him and everything but i cant cause he lives in another country but i do the best i can on here.is it normal to love 2 guys the same? i am in my first marriage so i mean i dont know anything yet so im told, i been married for almost 5 years and yea sometimes things get dull and my hubby insists on lieing to me but i still love him just like i do with my b/f he hurt my feelings but i still love him too i just wish i knew if it was normalto love 2 people the same and for thoes on camfrog hes my big daddy (gnometroll) I LOVE YOU BIG DADDY if you read this *MUAH*

Y'all Like This One,found In My Email
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your trayzy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a queen, so I out-rank you. Tray up, bitch."

How Are U In Bed
You scored as A Romantic. You're a romantic through and through. You may not ever have very many partners, but it's ok. You know that it's about the person who you're having it with, and that the sex is more of a fun biproduct - a very fun biprodict. You know how to make your partner happy, and that's what it's all about.A Romantic90%Sex God60%Virgin45%A Slave To BDSM35%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

New Pictures Of Crimson Trauma
New pictures have just been added to http://www.skaryland.com of Crimson Trauma!! Including almost 500 pictures, and one video clip. The site has only been live for three days, and I'm already adding new content, go attack it. There are free previews for those of you who are too cheap to buy a membership.... so go check it out! Here's just a few pictures from the site... If you are over 18, please go check out my site. Also, please repost this if you're willing to help support our cause!

Wicca Vs Christianity
"As It Harm None, Do As Ye Will" as a Christian, i live by this! as a Juggalo, i live by this! i do not judge "lest i be judged more harshly"! i love my neighbors as i luv myself! i have studied spirituality in many many forms all my life! i have studied Christian & Jewish scriptures like no one i have ever met! my biggest battles have been with wellmeaning yet underinformed clergy! i have no hatred for anyone who chooses paths different from me but just by caring about others, i wish they would study not only what they believe but also what they dont believe so they might have a greater understanding of what their beliefs really are! i have studied Wiccan beliefs as well as Necromancy & personally found my comfort zone in scripture & Christianity. I do not discount the fact that i can learn something from each and every person on this earth! i welcome the challenge to my beliefs because i find myself walking away believing even more deeply if i truly listen to the challen

Untitled ... Got A Name For It ?
Tears and smiles at the thought Of all the things to me you’ve brought Of how my life is forever changed A miracle for one who affections were estranged When life and love had fled the heart And nothing good could ever start And hope had gone all was doom You walked in to my souls room Feeling grew as you touch me down deep Making me yours forever to keep And filling my head with visions of you Till no one else could ever do Held in the embrace of your soul Till only you could make me whole Desire no angel to grace my life Seeking a human to share the strife One who knows how past hurts scar One perfect vision that you are And now you’re my deepest thought For love to me is what you’ve brought By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Today
Ok, so today I have started to write a blog several times and just haven't found really anything important to say I guess. I was really disappointed that I didn't win "The Most Impressive Cleavage" contest. I though more of my friends and or fans would have voted for me, but oh well guess it wasn't that impressive. Have a great day all. Darla

Missing
It sucks..I am missing PJ so much..I can't wait until he gets back home again. It'll be so nice to have him back. I did talk to him for like 2 minutes yesterday morning. It seems as though he may end up coming home early..YAY!!!...I wish I knew exactly when, but oh well..Early is good..even if it is just a day or so...I'll be happy. I hope that it'll be a long time before he has to spend this much time away from us again. The girls have been missing him too much. Evelyn will be happy to have her daddy back home and so will Alora. At least he'll be home by Evelyn's birthday, which'll be so great.

Vampirism & Magick
Vampirism & Magick Energy. Vampires need it. Magick uses it. So what is the difference and what is the big deal? The difference is between need, use and choice. Vampires need energy. They have no choice in the matter. Wiccans / Pagans use energy and they have every choice in how it is used and applied. Vampires are born. It is not a choice. If you are vampire, you are born needing the additional energies. The need for this manifests as you mature and usually becomes pronouncedly noticeable around the age of puberty. Vampires have no choice and need the energy to remain healthy. For Vampires it is physical need. Without the energies they take from living and natural sources, vampires have a diminished quality of life. Wicca / Paganism and the practice of Magick are religious choices. In fact, ALL religions use energy in some means. Religion uses energy to heal, promote good feelings and sometimes even to curse. But religious practitioners have a choice. They do not be

Drop By Say "hi"!
This one goes out to all my Peeps, just a gentle reminder that my pics and everything are there for you to view. I appreciate the ratings....but say something!!! LOL. I always try and leave a comment or 2 in my wake...so me that Cherry Luvin' LOL!! Mike.

Free 48 Hour Preview Oct 25th And 26th
I dont normally whore companies but I love my Sirius...great programs no commercials on the music and Howard Stern and Bubba the love sponge all good stuff...go to www.sirius.com to sign up they say no obligation but hopefully u all will sign up and enjoy what I enjoy everyday..like I said I dont usually pimp out website unless they have good free porn...lol...love all yall ladies...catch ya on the flip...Luke

Dalusional
people are dalusional by nature we see what we wish was there, we decode the world to fit our dalusion, becuz of there dalusion people may become paranoyed, smitten and some even think them selves loved, or even in love. its all a fine line in the heuman mind, in the end when a dalusion is relized and comes crashing down there is nothing, emptyness. and u see ur self for the fool every one elts sees u for. so now i sit hear alon, as i relize my dalusion,teirs streaking down my faces....... as the voice in my head softly whisper "fool"

~past, Future, And Present~
I release my past accepting that all that was - was all that could be. I reach toward my future aware that both joy and pain will nurture me. I embrace today not knowing my destination but trusting the path. We may not choose to remember everything but somehow we can't forget. You tend to hold on to what you know but to know is not always good. I don't forgive you to let you off the hook but to release my anger I hold within. My heart may love you but you are not worthy of that love. I never wanted you back I just could not let you go again. You are my past. Never my future. Always my present. Author Unkown

Two Choices
Two Choices What would you do?....you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: "When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?" The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I believe that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handicapped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child." Then he told the

At A Local College
At a local college, there was a dance. A guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too." A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too." Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich". She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."

~turn Off My Heart~
I want to turn off my heart before it's destroyed. Go back to being safe where I once felt being alone was the only way. With no fear of getting hurt or never needing anyone else. I know it's not living, but it's surviving. Many times in my life, surviving is the best we can do. Living can be painful since loving means opening up. Letting someone know weak you can be - trusting them not to abuse that power. Yet I know deep within my heart I will love again and make the same mistakes that will take me down the path of pain. Noone can turn off their heart...I can't turn off my heart.

Two Young Lovers
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood to start the fireplace. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" To that she replies "Well, come here and I?ll warm them between my legs." He goes out a couple of more times and does the same thing. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the night. When he returns, he again says, "Honey, my hands are really freezing!" She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"

Passive Savage
Passive Savage The treads run smoothly crushing bones The hum of the engine drones Black exhaust clings to the air Strip the system bare The passive savage, iron and triggers Kick up the dust and shoot at the shadows My brand of death is a warm hearted creature Like the warmth of your neck beneath my fingers Procreate through the genocide The orgy becomes another killing pile Existential regrets are revitalized As the dead reach the point of the great divide Reevaluate all the gleaming white lies Presented to you, you have to squint at their shine Go ahead close your eyes, there’s nothing left to decide You’ve made the choices of your life And now it’s time to pay the price Passing judgment everyday All in the name of blistered hate Pealing flesh and severed tongues The taste of tar filling you lungs Lie down in the killing field As we harvest the pesticide Flirt with the fine line between Fermenting and festering

Miscellaneous Stuff
This will probably be my only message about this.. But my wife and I have had a Uhaul Dealership and a mini-storage business for over a year now. We are 100% full with our storage units.. but we only have 58 units. The storage unit just pay the bills. And the Uhaul commission is our only profit. We have put together a small website. with a local phone number.. If it gets busy or we see a need for it.. we will add a toll free number. But Uhaul is now letting us reserve trucks nationwide. If you know of anyone moving or in need of a rental truck. they are welcome to visit our site and give us a call.. http://apministorage.com/uhaul/ Please visit the site anyway.. we would love to hear any Ideas about color and making it easy to look at... Thanks...!! Raymond (Blackbayou)

Without You
Without do I stand a chance Without you can my heart ever mend I'm beginning to wonder if Without you I can live I'm alone without you Can't make it on my own without you Standing on a shore Broken ever more So boy can't you see Without you I'm not me You're to deep inside me now Broken hearted without you somehow Without you my wings don't soar Without you I have no heart anymore Without you can't you see Baby I'm not me Baby I'm not me

When Do U Give Up?
O.K. I haven't done this in a while. So hopefully I won't sound too much like Carrie Bradshaw. We all are in love or have been in love with someone we couldn't be with. Now check this out. Remember when you kept saying to your self " if only I had met (him/her) before (him/her)" well that works for those people that most of us really can't stand. You know those really lucky ones that always have good things fall in their laps. For those of us that aren't so lucky things seem to work out in a very different way. Even if you did have the chance or chances to be with that person. There is some kind of unknown force making your patience look so vane. You'll find out that even if you had right time, right place taken care of you would have different circumstances to worry about. I can't say that you shouldn't try to keep up with this unknown force, but its why some of us think that love is very exhausting. I'm pretty sure you all know what I'm talking about. When is all of your patienc

Hung Like A Baby
A young couple are on their way to Las Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make. The reason that they had not been intimate was because she was very flat-chested. If he wished to cancel the wedding, it would be okay with her. The guy thought about it for a while and said he did not mind if she was flat, and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage. Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said that he also wanted to make a confession. He said that below his waist he was just like a baby, and if the girl wished to cancel tile wedding, it'd be fine by him. The girl thought about it for a while and said that she did not mind and she also believed there were other things far more important in a marriage than sex. Both were happy that they'd been honest with each other. They went on to Vegas and got married. On the wedding night the girl took off her clothes and she was as flat as a

Desire
I desire... Your prescence Your darkness Your thoughts in the middle of the night I desire... The scent of you The feel of you My passions you do ignite I desire... To hold you close memorize your face To see you in my dreams and give chase What I desire is a place where I am set free... I desire... A space in your memory

Siblings?
Man How many people out there hate their siblings. I admit it!!!!! I hate all of them. But one in particular. This one sister is such a bitch. All she ever does is put everyone down. She thinks she is so better than everyone. She flat out told me that I was not good enough for her. I can never amount to her. But see there is one thing. I am not on meds. to make me happy or anything. I do not have bi polor. She has just pissed me off so bad today that now all I want to do is go over there and hurt her. But see I am better than that. I will just ignore her. That makes her even more mad. Then I will just laugh at her. The one thing that ticks me off is when she says I am a bad mother. Trust me My kids love me and are not afraid of me like her kids. I do not yell at my kids on the top of my lungs and cuss them out. I never tell them that I hate them like she does. Man I can go all day and night about her. But I don't think she is worth it. So I will leave you guys wit

When The Fly Drops Six Inches...
So there was this fish that was watching this fly hovering over the water and he was thinking " If that fly would drop six inches I could eat that fly". There was this bear watching the fish that was watching the fly and thought " If that fly would drop six inches that fish would jump up to eat the fly and I could swipe that fish out of the air and eat it". There was this hunter that was watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly and he was thinking "If that fly would drop six inches the fish would jump and the bear would reach out for the fish and I would have a good shot at the bear". There was this mouse that was watching the hunter that was watching the bear that was watching the fish that was watching the fly and he thought "If that fly would drop six inches, then that fish would jump and the bear would grab for the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear the sandwich will fall out of the hunter's pocket and I can eat the sandwich". There was this cat watchi

What Would You Do?
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off' (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is another galloping horse. Both horses are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? > > For the answer click and drag your mouse from star to star. > * Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round. *

Ghosts
It is a dark night and I am all alone Except for the demons that are starting to roam This way and that way they start to scream My mind spinning rapidly as though this is a dream. This graveyard where I visit begins to come to life Things to scare any mortal,sounds as sharp as a knife I allow these spirits to slowly pass through me The embodyment of death, now I understand truly. I thought it safe, but now I think again These souls of the damned are not my friends I run as fast as I can but there's nowhere to go My eyes start to close, my heart begins to slow. My death is imminent, I know this to be true These deadest of the dead will swallow me and you I open up my eyes and I start to understand This imagination I control is dymentia within a man. It is now obvious to me This world is dark and gray But unlike many in my thoughts I'm able to live another day.

Vampire Kiss
Your tongue burns my cool skin like molten flame, As you pierce my soul I silently scream your name, I kiss your lips and taste your bloodied soul, Feel the blood engorge us and make our love whole, You come to me silently on wings of blackest night, Consuming my heart with your dark lover's bite. Joyously my blood gushes forth and splashes your face, As my fevered body you now so passionately embrace, My soul sings your black desires in endless refrain, My dark angel lover you make pleasure such sweet pain.

People Are Lame
I did that truth or dare bulletin and some dude asked me some pretty riske questions, I answered them honestly, didn't work out quite in his favor, and he asked me to take me off his friends list. Holy drama!

Finally Got One
Well I finally got my first tattoo of so many years of saying you'll never see one on me and thinking omg how can they stand the pain. Well I am so glad I got over that, I really like it and I didn't feel a thing. The person who did it was very proffessional about it and I'll probably get a lower back one the next time. So if your only reason is you think its going to hurt don't even think it, it doesn't even feel like shot you get at the drs. I want to thank everyone who has given me such positve comments on it too, just makes me that much happier I got it. Thanks you all your like my second family. Muahhh. Barb

Make Me Whole
If passion were a flame of fire, That burned into my soul; I'd be consumed by this inferno, By you who makes me whole. Just like the moth who can't resist, Who's drawn into the fire; I dance around the flickering light, Of passion and desire. I look so deeply in your eyes, At the hair I long to touch; I hear my name come whispering, 'Cross lips I need so much. My heart is filled with longing, I stand too near the fire. Again I'm drawn by the music, Of passion and desire. My hands reach out to touch you, I live for one look from your eyes; I whisper your name in the quiet times, My love too strong to deny. I dance to the tune of your music, I sway in the glow of your fire. Ever drawn into this inferno, Of passion and desire.

Hoppin A Train
1. Go to your home page. 2.Look on the left hand side of your screen/page for a link called "Link to my profile". 3. Click it and a HTML box will open below with a code. Sometimes it just below your blogs. 4.Copy and paste that code thats in the box onto the train then repost. Mr Rush :) (repost of original by 'The L. C. King' on '2006-10-24 17:02:09') (repost of original by '$PhoenixPhil$' on '2006-10-24 17:10:26')

Just Another Day
well today is just another passing day! i find myself still alone as i have been for some time now! i sit and wonder what it is that i do so wrong to have to endure a life of being alone! sometimes i feel as though i am destine to be this way for ever! sometimes i feel like i will never truly find someone who will love me for me and not run at the sound of my child! i am not looking for someone to be her daddy, i am simply looking for someone to realize and understand that she is a part of me and being as so i just want someone to accpet her as a part of me and treat her with respect. it seems like i will never find that though! there are nights when i lay awake at night and cry myself to sleep due to lonliness! i guess this is my fate for now who knows! well tomorrow is another day!

Winter Sucks
Winter time really does suck. We got about 3 to 4 inches of snow this past weekend and well this snow isn't going away. The roads are an icy mess and people are dumb and don't slow down. I hate winter time in Alaska and unfortunately it will be here until April which really sucks.

Howdy Ladies And Gents
Just stopping in to say hi. I finally got Devon to sleep more than 10 min so I have some time to write. Hes been a nutball today. My mom stopped by *unannounced* cause shes been trying to call for 3 days but all the phones are dead and I didnt bother charging them. Sooo atleast I know she cares. She took me and Devon out to lunch and that was nice. It feels like forever since Ive been out of the house. Ebay is going well, I want to move sooo bad so I can get the CSR job that I want but he said I need to make 1500.00 before we can move. He just doesnt want to move and he knows I cant make that much so bleh jerk. Im sure if I whine enough we'll end up moving but I just dont feel like spending another winter in this trailer, worring if the heater is gonna break again or the pipes or something. I cant even put Devon in his room cause its too cold now but if I turn the heater on it gets WAAAY too warm in there and the thermostat doesnt work so its another winter of 200.00 electric

My Dream
I had a dream last night it was powerful and full of emotion colorful passion and deep desires it was like being swallowed up whole in love left feeling wanting more, in need of you I never ever dreamed like this before not that I can remember... I woke from this dream still feeling you still having desires rush through my body at the same time giving in to what it was Part of me was overwhealmed yet I felt complete and fullfilled Is it strange to feel this way? I was alone and left yearning for you... more so a need to be next to you Not just now or only tomorrow but always ... each and every day So I ask you, my love may I lay beside you at night... to wake with you each morning? I love you baby!

Michael J. Fox
OK OK OK DON'T LAUGH PPL!!! IF IT WAS YOU YOU WOULD BE SCREAMING FOR A CURE TO, EVEN IF IT MEANT TAKING STEM CELLS. NOT SURE IF STEM RESEARCH IS RIGHT OR WRONG BUT COULD SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE THEY GET THE CELLS FROM AND IS THERE A WAY TO SAFELY HARVEST THESE CELLS, I HEARD IT COMES FROM ABORTED BABIES, NOT SURE IF THATS TRUE

I Think Of You
I Think Of You When the house is quite When the boys have gone to school When the baby's in the bassinet asleep That is when I try it-- I try not to think of you-- But thats's a goal I hardly ever keep So many things surround me That call to mind your generous life Thngs you've done for us in this home we share If you hadn't found me-- and let me be your wife-- That's the only way I'd never care. Am I too romantic Thinking of you all day long? Maybe I am lovesick in my way, But when the house is quite, Love thoughts fill it like a song and drive my thoughts of lonliness away

Vegetable Medley Strudel
Ingredients: 1 cup vegetable broth 1 medium carrot, cut into thin strips 2 celery ribs, cut into thin strips 1 small zucchini, cut into thin strips 1 small yellow squash, cut into thin strips 1 small red pepper, cut into thin strips 5 roasted garlic cloves, skins removed and mashed 2 Tbsp chopped basil (or 2 tsp dried) 1 Tbsp chopped parsley Salt and pepper to taste 4 sheets frozen phyllo dough, thawed 3 Tbsp reduced-fat margarine, melted Instructions: Preheat oven to 400ºF. Spray baking sheet with vegetable spray. In large saucepan, bring vegetable broth to a boil. Add carrot, celery, zucchini, and yellow squash. Cook 3 minutes; drain. In large bowl, combine cooked vegetables, pepper, garlic, basil, parsley, and salt & pepper. Unfold 1 phyllo sheet. Working quickly, brush phyllo sheet lightly with melted margarine. Spoon 1/4 of the vegetable mixture onto center of phyllo sheet. Roll up into a log, starting from longest side. Fold edges over to seal and pla

A Lifetime Of Savings
Their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $ 20, for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state Over the next few minutes, he explained That his company had gone through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go - It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of deposits and interest totaling nearly $ 1 million. Then, she showed him stock certificates issued by the bank which were worth over $ 2 million, and informed him

Apple Strudle
1 recipe of Strudle Dough 3/4 c. oil 3 tbsp. fine cracker crumbs or stale cake crumbs 6 tbsp. nuts, chopped 1/2 to 1 c. sugar 5 to 7 tart apples (sprinkle with some lemon juice if apples are sweet) 1/2 c. raisins Brush the strudel dough with oil. Sprinkle it with the crumbs, nuts and the sugar from the rim of the dough to the center. Cover this half of the dough with fine slices of pared apple. Sprinkle with sugar and raisins. Roll up until all the apples are rolled in. sprinkle the rest of dough with oil, sugar and raisins and finish rolling up. Place in pan. Spread with oil. Mark into 1 1/2 to 2 inch slices and bake in hot oven at 375 degrees for about 40 minutes. Cut while warm and serve sprinkled with powdered sugar.

All My Friends Please Read
MySpace Comments to all my friends. MySpace Commentsplease add aunix(jeff} to your friends list i love him very much and we want to share everything even friends so please add him i will send you a gift if you tell me you added him he is my world and makes me very MySpace Comments your friend forever debora......... happy

Tomorrow's The Day!!!!
Tomorrow's the first day on my new job. I'm so excited. I just wish I didn't have a sore throat to go with it. I don't even know what I'm going to wear. But I'll think about that in the morning. Wish me luck!!!! (and pray my cold doesn't get worse.)

Princess Pain
Helpless lonely teardrop, falling from the eye How you are so beautiful sometimes I wonder why Existing only seconds before you've gone away your holding too much beauty for only words to say My everlasting teardrop melting all the hate, my heart was cold with anger Then I concentrate, on my one and only true friend that's falling from my eye To melt away the pain within, to let me bleed my cries. BAILEY

Gah! I Hate Him!
My husband all of a sudden gets back in touch with me (see previous blog about that) and now he is telling me that if I dont make our marraige work that he is going to take me to court for coustody of my daughter... I dont want him in my or my daughters life! I dont want her going through the constant disapointment that he will bring her. She wont be safe with him. He is just doing this to be a vindictive asshole and he needs to stop. He will be a horrible father and I have no idea what to do. I just want him to disapear again. I wish that he had never tried to get back in touch with me. Everything he touches turns to shit. GAH!

Pain Of Losing My Child
In March of 1997, I was pregnant with twins and one twin was pushed against my spine cause the other one absorbed in my uterus but the amniotic sack didn't. They never realized it until it was too late to do anything about it. I went into the hospital 8 weeks early and they were trying to keep the baby in me since the sack that broke was empty there was nothing wrong with the other one to give her a chance to grow. 3 days later, I called the doctors in and said I feel pressure I have to push, they said no you dont she is already out. I was only 16 years old. I was faced already with all the doctors telling me throught the whole thing to abort the pregnancy but like any mother I gave my child the chance that she deserved. Weighing only 2 pounds 10 ounces, she could fit in the palm of my hand and she had hypo plastic left heart syndrome which mean that only the valves on the right side of her heart worked the ones on the left didn't, so once the aeorta closed which is a path to help bloo

A Daemon's Kiss
A Demon's Kiss So deliciously dark and menacing feel the breath of his life on mine sucking my soul from between my lips sinking down into my devil's soul grasping hands about my neck a sigh escapes my heart of pitch I live for this my daemon's kiss sweetly dark to compliment this heart of blackened souless bleed not at all a heaven's scent full of scathing nails that stretch a seemless rift from shoulder to hip let the scream within me fall on ears that yield to this wicked call darkness falls on a demon land a smile a breath a deadly kiss from the leader of a demon band

My Zero Is Within Sight
I had my blood drawn again on Monday and it has dropped from 153 to 75. Another drop by half or a little more. I am really excited and on my way to being back to normal. The nurse thinks I might be down to zero next time. I guess we will see.

Caution - Emotion-xing
Emotions move us with force. Control them. This is not to say, shut them down completely. That may be the only control you have in the beginning, but as with Martial Arts, practice yields control. Feel them all for they are important, but keep them in a reserved state and never be loud with them. Never let them control you. Sex is used to sell us things. We are told sex is bad. We are not told what to do with the paradox. The pressure cooker begins to boil. Sex drive is a powerful force that can be turned, but one should never attempt to shut it off. Realize when you are allowing your drives to control you. The choice then is simple – focus the energy elsewhere or let it run rampant. The drives within you are not faucets! Trying to deny them or shut them off will cause the pressure cooker to explode into uncertain directions. This paradox, denial/drive, is the cause of the imbalance that manifests in misdirected and inappropriate action. Rape is a crime of violence t

Why My Change Of Life Blog Was Typed
My ex boyfriend will be home on a specific date in November, We have been corresponding quite a bit lately and deciding on getting back together. He helped raise my daughter and loves her dearly. I am so confused because he wants me back, I want him back, but I feel like there is sometihng missing, maybe some piece that was lost over time, I am not a quitter and i dont want to lose anything we have to rekindle. I guess one more chance is worth telling if this can ever be fixed or not. he is like a ring of fire for me, sooo hot he is! I have not been with anyone since last october and he was the last one..................SO.......needless to say, I need some time with him, so I may not be on much lmfao in the first week of November.....Ok, enough said........I am going to finish getting my costume stuff all organized. I am going to be a sexy french maid :)

Domestic Violence Toward Women: Recognize The Patterns And Seek Help
Domestic abuse can happen to anyone, regardless of age, economic status, race and educational background. Find out how to recognize an abusive relationship and what resources are available to help. He says he's sorry and that it won't happen again. But you fear it will. Angry outbursts, hurtful words, sometimes a slap or a punch. You may start to doubt your own judgment, or wonder whether you're going crazy. Maybe you think you've imagined the whole thing. But you haven't. Domestic violence can and does happen to people of all ages, races, and socioeconomic and educational backgrounds. Domestic violence happens to men and to same-sex partners, but most often domestic violence involves men abusing their female partners. In fact, the Department of Health and Human Services estimates that as many as 4 million women suffer abuse from their husbands, ex-husbands, boyfriends or intimate partners in the United States each year. Domestic violence — also called domestic abuse, intimate

The Pink Dress
there was this little girl sitting by her self in the park every one passed bye her and never stopped to see why she looked so sad dressed in a worn pink dress, barefooted and dirty, the girl just sat and watched the people go by she never tried to speak she never said a word many people passed by her, but no one would stop the next day i decided to go back to the park in curiosity to see if the little girl was still there yes, sh ewas there, right in the very spot where she was yesterday, and still with the same sad look in her eyes today i was to make my own move and walk over to the little girl for as we all know, a park full of strange people is not the place for young children to play alone as i got closer i could see the back of the girls dress it was grotesquely shaped

Another Day More Bullshit
Well today was ok. Grandpa was just as delerious at always, lots of accidents today, and he is just so weak. That makes it all a little harder because he can't hold himself up when I am changing him and such. But the topper on the whole cake is that i stay with him all week everyday night and day. so tonight i went to the store with my best friend and when i got home no one would talk to me and when Dana finally did talk to me he made comments about how i dont do anything and that i am on the computer all the time, at least WHEN IM HOME like i go ANYWHERE last night i was gone for like an hour planning a big event and i have told him that this week was gonna be a little crazy because i am planning something and it will take away from here but it is one week. i do this all year what is his problem. all i want is a little time to myself and that is way to much to ask. not to mention that when i got home he is half drunk and then he passed out on the damn couch. what the fuck

Caught In A Dream
If you can imagine this The whole world sharin' one big kiss These are thoughts all through my brain That I daydream every day I'm alive and well Right now I'm alive, I'm feelin' well It's my life to live my way So I'll keep daydreaming away Who knows, maybe someday it will all come true And I will get my way And we will live as one I'm caught up in a dream I'm gonna wish for it all No one is gonna tell me how No way, this is my dream now I'm caught up in what seems Simply impossible I ain't gonna change a thing No way, it's my dream what cannot will be done for every living thing under the sun forget color forget race just be one big happy face among the sea of people live among God's creatures sharing love that was sent down from above here to share with one another father, brother, sister, mother everybody sharing love sharing love I'm caught up in a dream I'm gonna wish for it all No one is gonna tell me how No way, this is my dream now I'm

Im Sad =(
Sad eyes... dat used 2 shine so bright, But you're gone... & now they see no light. They are dark & sad With a look so far away, Cloud'd by da tears... Dat's now are here 2 stay... Nothin can bring back da shine Dat u took from me dear, Another love I'll never find... No arms will hold me near. So cry... cry... cry sad eyes Cry into da night, Take away my sunshine & shut out all da light.

Halloween....yah!!!!!!!!!
OK so I looked everywhere for a costume. I wnated to be a sorceress...I went online looking and they were sold out in my size! I was getting frustrated so I finally went to a party store here in Vegas and found one!!!! I will have the long black wig and all!!!!!!!!

Losing Sight (my Poem)
Losing Sight The night is covered in blackness with a cold wind blowing, I can’t see anything there is no light to guide me, There’s no sound coming from anywhere to give me something to walk to, All I hear is the sound of my breathing which also leaves me and drifts into the darkness , The sound of my heart beating joins my breath as I begin to panic more, Afraid that I may never move for the fear of not knowing what lies ahead takes control, I fall to my knees my hands on my head gripping my hair in frustration not knowing what I should do, I let go of my hair and I cross my arms across my stomach feeling sick with the feeling of uselessness, The darkness fades away as I see myself and see how much stronger I look, I’m helping others I’m happy I look fearless and full of life, How can this be me while I stand alone in the darkness as I am now, Though I no longer hear the wind for the people talking to me over power it I feel it’s coldness, Everything goes

Which Roman Emperor Are You?
Ok, this was a little bizarre! LOL You scored as Claudius. Dear Clau-Clau-Clau-Claudius. One of the most curious of the emperors, you have a clubbed foot and stammer all the time, but these have only served you well in avoiding notice. Behind the facade of a fool is a penetrating intellect that will lead the empire wisely. You conquer Britannia, and later the BBC will make a series about you. Your kind heart however will do you in, as your loved wife will poison you for her own schemes.Claudius79%Antoninus Pius79%Augustus71%Marcus Aurelius68%Nero64%Domitian64%Hadrian61%Trajan54%Nerva54%Vespasian50%

In Heaven
In Heaven An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams. "Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "Its only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings." The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more bloodcurdling screams. "Oh my God," says the old lady, "Now what is happening?" "Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo." "I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell." "You can't go there'" says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and sodomized." "Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that."

Holiday Time
Thank heavens for that - I finally start my holiday this morning. 12 days of stress-free bliss (he lies). Work is soo hectic right now and the chance to take a few days off at half-term to spend time with the kids, and celebrate my wedding anniversary this weekend, is simply fabulous. Will I miss work? Will I hell! I won't think about that hole until an hour before I'm due to go back there. The down-side... I have to take the kids to see the in-laws. They're ok in short doses but anything more than 2 days of them and murder suddenly becomes an option. The rough with the smooth I guess. See you all in a few days. Take care all and keep it Cherry!

Hmmmm
You make it hard to breathe It's as if I'm suffocating And when you're next to me I can feel your heartbeat through my skin It makes me sad to think This all could be for nothing I wish there was a way For you to see inside of me I've never felt this way About anyone or anything Tell me What do I have to do to make you happy? What do I have to do to make you understand? What do I have to do to make you want me? And, if I can't make you want me What do I have to do? I know exactly what you're thinking But I swear this time I will not let you down I'm not as selfish as I used to be That was a part of me that never made me proud Right now I think I would try anything Anything at all to keep you satisfied God I hope you see what loving you would do to me All I want is one more chance, so tell me... What do I have to do to make you love me? Stabbing Westward - What Do I Have To Do?

I Don't Know If I Am Real Without You
I only see myself reflected in your eyes So all that I believe I am essentially are lies And everything I've hoped to be or ever thought I was Died with your belief in me so who the hell am I? I'm wondering 'round confused Wondering why I try The more that you deny my pain The more it intensifies... I pray for someone to ache for me the way I ache for you... If you ignore that I'm alive I've nothing to cling to I stare in this mirror So tired of this life If only you would speak to me or care if I'm alive Once I swore I would die for you But I never meant it like this I never meant like this no i never meant like this I don't know if I'm real without you What is left of me without you? I don't know whats real without you How can I exist without you? Stabbing Westward - Shame

Untitled Poem
A life defined by loss and pain, a heart has died slowly over time, a soul tormented then destroyed, a man who never let anyone close, made the mistake of letting it happen, what pennance is this he must pay, what crime did he commit, when will paun and anguish end, Giving of himself over and over, wanting nothing but love and tenderness, Only to be thrown aside again and again, Giving all he has and is for others, putting them before him time and again, only to be cast aside without a word, abandoned and alone for eternity, not even god listens to his please for mercy, Why is he so unlovable, undeserving and unworthy, Why has she killed his very heart and soul, why do people lie and make broken promises, Use him then throw him away like yesterdays trash, what has he done to deserve this life of torment, why has god turned such a deaf ear to his please, how can he go on when all he loved and cared for is gone?

Cum And See The Craziest Dj Now On Txr!!
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A Day Of Change...
Ever hear about "the first day of the rest of your life?" In less than 8 hours, I'll be starting up my car and leaving my driveway for the last time. In the last week, I've been making preparations to get out of my New York address and move halfway across the country. I'm not looking forward to the long drive, but it will be worth it in the end. It'd better be... I just cut six years and fourteen inches worth of hair off my head to accept this job. I haven't even brought myself up to taking a picture of my new look... Though, I admit, it's a little freeing being rid of something as high-maintenance as dreadlocks for a while. I think I'll grow them again when I'm in a position that'll allow me to grow them as long as I want. Or, I'll just superglue back to my head the hair that's now residing in a bag in my trunk. I think what will probably be the most annoying thing about the trip will be finding hotels to stay in on the way. I wish I knew more people in the states I'd be p

Thank You!!
I want to say THANK YOU to everyone that helped me level up tonight!! It is nice to have such great friends! I have and or will return the favor to all of you! Lotsa luv, TwinkleBug! MySpace Comments MySpace Comments MySpace Comments

Just Wanted To Say Night
hey to anyone reading this. ive been up now going on 3 days with no sleep. to much stuff running through my head i guess. anywayz im gettin off here for awhile see if i cant get some kinda sleep. i may be back later. if not ill see everyone tonite sometime. have a great day and as always.... MUUUAAAHHHHHH!! Much love to you all!!

I'm Sorry!!!!
I'm sorry I haven't been around much lately. I've had to pick up an extra job. I've been working 7 days/nights a week, and it's going to be that way until Januaury or February at least, until my sister comes back to her job from maternity leave. If you want to bug me on MySpace, (if you have one) my profile is http://www.myspace.com/deafsongbird You need my last name to send a friend request. If you don't know it, send me a message and tell me where I know you from, so I won't be like "Who's this?!?!?" Catch you later! Marla

Phenomenal Woman
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say, It's in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.

A Couple's Sex Life !!!!
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy... you explain the kids."

Premature Ejaculation !!!!!
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home, he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they found themselves in the 69 position. The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man answered, "Not that well... when I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit me really hard where it counts most and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"

With Love Always, To My Daughter
Ill always try to be here for you, to give you the support you need. I'll always be ready to listen, to give you the best advice I can... And even though there are times when I might be at a loss, when I can't seem to find the right thing to say or do. I hope you realize that I'm still trying to my hardest to be a good parent and a good friend to you, and the best help I can offer is the concern and Love that comes from the heart. In so many ways, on so many days, you have made my world bright and beautiful. Larry S Chengges

Handle Me With Care
Been beat up and battered 'round Been sent up, and I've been shot down You're the best thing that I've ever found Handle me with care Reputations changeable Situations tolerable Baby, you're adorable Handle me with care I'm so tired of being lonely I still have some love to give Won't you show me that you really care Everybody's got somebody to lean on Put your body next to mine, and dream on I've been fobbed off, and I've been fooled I've been robbed and ridiculed In day care centers and night schools Handle me with care Been stuck in airports, terrorized Sent to meetings, hypnotized Overexposed, commercialized Hand me with care I'm so tired of being lonely I still have some love to give Won't you show me that you really care Everybody's got somebody to lean on Put your body next to mine, and dream on I've been uptight and made a mess But I'll clean it up myself, I guess Oh, the sweet smell of success Handle me with care

Two Ladies Talking In Heaven
Two ladies talking in heaven: 1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman : Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die? 1st woman : I Froze to Death. 2nd woman : How Horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from The cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a Peaceful Death. What about you? 2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected That my husband was cheating, so I came home early to Catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there Somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the Basement. Then I went through every closet and checked Under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, And finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over With a heart attack and di

Light Up Your Candle
Please light up your candle from now until Monday in memory of our friend DeeAnn. She passed away suddenly Sunday night. She was only 42 years old. Use your candle as your main picture as a tribute to her memory.

Yuck
I swear Iam gettin a sinus infection!!! I soooo hate to be sick and feels like Iam gonna just DIE!!! My back hurts like a SOB my sinuses are KILLING me and to make matters worse I just feel SHIT FACED and just wanna sleep....Well hope everyone else is feeling better then Iam...I went yesterday despite being sick and filled out 3 job applications and 2 out of the are Ft positions...I have another place I wanna fill an app out as well but Iam feelin soooo shitty i dont have the ambition yet to do it and I know if I snooze Iam gonna lose out on the available positions....

Leave Me Be! *cries*
i am what i am i wish you'd see he is not the patron saint i am not a lazy B i do more than you acknowledge and so you feel the need to tell me how to live and how to care for those i love. who tells him how to care for me?! no one who tells him how he can make life a little easier for me? no one. why must i be picked on? open your eyes there are things you don't know what a culture shock twould be were you to find out. open your eyes, i am a better person than you seem to think don't judge me it's not your place. i have not to prove to you solely to myself. now leave me ALONE! *sighs* Rhiannon

Adult Quiz
Adult Quiz Adult Quiz Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife (well not for real of course), but you can't beat a blowjob. Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... A.) "Is it in?" Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A.) One of his fingers is clean. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q.) Wha

Aquarius...what Are You?
a Aquarius You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too. Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack. Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Aquarious
Aquarius You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too. Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack. Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Back Stabbing Witches
Ok it really bothers me when people stab other people in the back. Two girls used me to find out the address to where my b/f lives. They planned to have him arrested the weekend my dad came up. They thought i would go running home, but guess what i didnt and my b/f is out of jail freaken stupid bitches. So since you tried fucking me over which you did a poor job of doing it is now my turn:) So watch your backs becuz you never know when the cops will be knocking on your doors.

Singing In The Rain!
oh yes oh yes it's raining!!! finally the cold came down here again it started to rain at 4:30am in Buenos Aires, to save all our lifes from hot and humidity lol i have to go to a meeting now again lol, i'll be back soon and give you all my love again soon!!!! :-* mwahz Maria

A Poem Written For Me By A Good Friend :)
FROM A GENERATION OF LOST REBELS DISILLUSIONED WITH ILLUSIONS OF IDEALISTIC CONCLUSIONS DRAWN THAT LOVE IS SUPPOSEDLY GRAND THE UNITED NATION OF WOMAN AND MAN CAN NOT WITHSTAND THE WIND OR PROSPECTS OF ANOTHER LAND. THE WIDOWS, WIDOWERS, DIVORCING, AND DIVORCEES FROM TWENTY-ONE TWO AND THREES GETTING RID OF RINGS ON FINGERS LIKE BLOOD BOURN DISEASE. UNPLEASED WITH THE ONE THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO LUST...OR IS IT LOVE AFTER ITS ALL SAID AND DONE. NO MORE RIVERS OF TEARS OR SCREAMING HURRICANES OF CRIES. BEGGING ONE NOT TO LEAVE AND THE PLEADING FOR THE OTHER TO STAY TO NO AVAIL. ITS NEAR IMPOSSIBLE, MORE SO IMPROBABLE TO FIND PLEASURE IN PAIN, DRYNESS IN RAIN, HEAVEN IN HELL....WAITING TO EXHALE WITH NO BREATH LEFT IN THE CHEST, WINDED AND EXHAUSTED BUT YOU GAVE IT YOUR BEST. IS IT SO UNJUST TO WANT TO PROTEST SELF-LOATHING AND DESTESTMENT WHEN YOUR INVESTMENT YIELDS NO FRUIT FROM YEARS OF LABOR? TO LOVE, CHERISH AND HONOR, AND STILL FALL UPON YOUR SABOR AND FEEL THE LAST

Lol, I Would Have Figured It'd Be Penis
You scored as Face. You are attracted to: faces. You are a face person.Face92%Penis58%Abs/Stomach42%Boobs42%Butt8%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics) ver. 2.0created with QuizFarm.com

Drugs
Your Personality Is Like Acid A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict. One moment you're in your own little happy universe... And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

The Rude Boys Are Coming
Carrying on from previous blog which the conversation somehow swung itself round to talking of fear I found a track called Fear by Skindread which is obviously been inspired by London Calling by The Clash so thought i would post it for you. Also one of their others is called Pressure I wasnt sure whether i had ran out of space with the hosting so here you go, happy listening and I guess this would be called interactive blogging, brings a whole new meaning to "we know a song about that dont we" hahahahahahahaha The Fear by Skindread Pressure by Skindread

Some Things You Need To Know....
The North has coffee houses, The South has Waffle Houses The North has dating services, The South has family reunions. The North has switchblade knives, The South has Lee Press-on Nails The North has double last names, The South has double first names. The North has Indy car races, The South has stock car races. The North has Cream of Wheat, The South has grits. The North has green salads, The South has collard greens. The North has lobsters, The South has crawfish. The North has the rust belt, The South has the Bible Belt. FOR NORTHERNERS MOVING SOUTH . . . In the South: If you run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in a four-wheel drive pickup truck with a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them, just stay out of their way. This is what they live for! Don't be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the same store....do not buy food at this store. Remember, "y'all" is singular, "all y'all" is plural, and "al

Wonderful Weekend...
This weekend starting with friday night, was rather fun... i went to work as usuall but i got paid, a miserly sum of about 100 bucks... so i deposited 58 of it and kept about 50 bucks... after work i made about 30 in tips... this is cash that i have on me... around 11pm... yeah i hit the bar, it was fun, especially since i started getting bored with long island tea's and blue motherfuckers... (both very strong drinks) i told the bartender to make me something new, that no one else usually drinks, and to make it really potent, i didnt care if it costed 15 dollars to make i wanted it... hehe i got it, she called it a liquid marijuana.. it was sweet! as in sweet tasting a little too sweet if you ask me, anyways i killed that within a matter of 5 minutes "keep in mind these are drinks not shots" i was going to go for the liquid cocain that was stronger, but i wanted drinks. then i had a bean picker, another sweet drink, at this point i was really Fucked up... but hey i was havin fun!

Damn That Is Me
Your Theme Song is Fight for Your Right by the Beastie Boys "Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?" Aw, mom you're just jealous - it's the Beastie Boys!" You love to party hard and cause a little trouble... And you're too busy getting wasted to move out of your parents' house! What's Your Theme Song?

I Am An Idealist
I am an Idealist "Idealists pride themselves on being loving, kindhearted, and authentic" The Idealist type prefers superiority and disprefers inferiority. The Idealist prefers: Superiority. Perfection. Meaning. Purpose. Acceptance. Approval. Altruism. Aesthetics. Accomplishment. Accuracy. Completion. Culmination. Faultlessness. Improvement. Intimacy. Self-actualization. Social justice. Idealists want to search for Self, to become themselves, to have a goal, a purpose in life, to be self-actualized, to be and become real, to be what they are meant to be and to have an identity which is uniquely theirs, to become self-actualized into a perfect whole and to have an identity which is perfectly unique, to have meaning, to have their significance appreciated, or at the very least, recognized as existing, to have integrity, that is unity, with no facade, no mask, no pretense,

My Friends & Fans
To all those I love to chat with on here.... Please forgive me and my rudeness. I have been Alot-O-Bit sick for the past few days and have not had the energy to get to my pc. I miss all of you and hope to feel better and send you all love very soon. Love-N-Light Blessed Be Tanja

Concert....
I woudl just like to say: Seeing MC Chris perform Fett's Vette... Even surrounded by high school kids in a youth center... Was pretty damn cool. I even got a pic with him. *grins* I have decided that I cannot do "rapper hands". I look and feel whiter than Michael Jackson when I do that.

Sick And Tired Of The Bullshit.......
Dont you just hate things and the way they go.sometimes I just get so damn sick and tired of all the bullshit in this world and fed up with people and there lies.When you say something it should have some meaning.If you dont mean it dont say it and people wouldnt be the way they are.Like sick and tired .I have been from the east coast to the west and all points inbetween I have been overseas to various countrys and to me no matter where you go in this world every one is excactly the same.It seems people tell you what you want to hear.Well I dont want to hear that bullshit.I want the truth.For all its worth good or bad thats what I want to hear.Be it from a man or woman.Oh and you woman are the worst at this.Sorry but its true you beat around the bush dont make yourselfs clear and dont take it personal but lie through your fucking teeth.Yes ,sorry but its true you do.I have been married ,had relationships ,and best friends that are girls and even they told me the same thing.I guess i wi

Women Need To Shop
A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless woman replied. "Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked. "No, I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!" "Well," said the woman, I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and myself tonight. The homeless woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that?

My Eye Quiz
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion100%Diamond Eyes50%Mysterious33%Eyes full of Pain33%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

My Own Eroticies
Looking down at my hands as I rub them all over my body. One hand massaging my tit through my corset, the other caressing my stomach.........my theighs.......my pussy. Feeling my juices through my thong. Untying my corset and sliding it off my back. Wearing only my black lace thongs, theigh highs, and heels. Laying on my back squeezing my breasts and pinching my nipples. Taking off my thongs, running them off my hips, down my theighs as they are thrown to the floor. Kneeling on the bed sucking my finger then massaging my clit, still playing with my hard , erect nipples. Running my hands all over my body as it is squirming with pleasure. Laying on my back thrusting my fingers into my pussy. Pushing and moving them around to feel my wet pussy walls tighten around them. Sucking hard again on my fingers knowing how good I taste. Pushing my hips forward to feel the whole finger inside. My extended, spread legs quivering with desire. Taking my dildo, licking and sucking it, rub

How Sad
You scored as Suicide. Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know hwo you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.Suicide60%Accident53%Posion47%Natural Causes47%Bomb40%Gunshot40%Disease33%Disappear27%Stabbed27%Cut Throat20%Suffocated13%

Test
You scored as Gunshot. Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.Bomb73%Gunshot73%Natural Causes73%Disappear60%Stabbed60%Disease47%Suicide47%Posion47%Eaten47%Accident47%Suffocated33%Cut Throat

I Can't Do This...
I'm seriously considering deleting my account. I'm so hypocritical and I can't help but be mad. I love it when people tell me how sexy I am and such. Flirting is harmlerss as long as the flirting stops at words. But the problem is this. My bf is an attractive guy and there are girls who tend to flirt. Well I get quite jealous tell him to make sure they know he's NOT avaliable. That's not unreasonable I don't believe. Well this one in particular bothers me a lot. Before me my bf dated bigger women. Not that I'm skin and bones, but bigger than me. Well it's really a long story and I can't think straight right now. But, he commented her pics and called her "cutie" this bothers me to no end. I know logically that it's no worse than me saying a guy is good looking or handsome, but I'm still livid about it. So I'm thinking the only way to solve my issues with feeling hypocritical is to delete my account and just not flirt myself. I have to be fair after all. I'll be thinking about it for awh

420
420 Life sucks and then you die so come on peeps lets all get high, Roll a joint and take your toke... Breathe in deep, Try not to choke. Now that you're done w/your hit, pass it here, dont babysit... dont like the joint, then hit the bong. The ganja for which all tokers long. I swear to you that it's no joke, life sucks without chronic smoke.

*winks*
You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Hot63%Exciting63%Wet38%Soft31%Violent19%Sweet6%Awkward0%Shy0%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

How Might One Untie The Knot
How Might One Untie the Knot How might one untie the knot That binds one to God’s love? For love imposes innocence, And innocence, remorse. The tenderness that time forgot No caustic can remove: The laws of cause and consequence Are cut off at the source. Love comes simply as one is, Condemning one to hope, Restoring culpability, Awakening one’s pain. So loved, one cannot be but His, Though one be moved to grope Towards some amoral liberty That seeks the void in vain.

I'm Soft.... ?
You scored as Soft. You are nice and soft, you love everyone and everyone loves you, while you are fiery or too exciting, you are always pleasant.Soft100%Shy88%Sweet69%Hot63%Violent56%Exciting44%Awkward0%Wet0%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

Yngwie Malmsteen Does Abba
I thought my ears where deceiving me when he has done a cover of Gimme Gimme Gimme by Abba, okay he changed some of the words as it wouldnt be right singing he wanted a man after midnight Gimme Gimme Gimme by Yngwie Malmsteen

I Can't Handle This Any More
i work so hard being nice to every one and i show all of you every inch of my love i wish i could fel your love pouring on me and i am always thinking of every one of my guy friends i just hope you all are thinking of me too i wish i could just leave this world then i could leave my problems behind me but i can't don't worry i won't do anything like that all my guy friends you all mean so much to me i love you all so very much and forever LOVE YOUR BEAUTIFUL ANGEL

Two Girls
While Maggie sat at the breakfast table eating a bowl of cold cereal she didn't even hear her mother speaking because her thoughts were far away. "Sure mom," she said, as she gave her a peck on the cheek and headed out the door to meet her best friend Kaye down at the corner. It was a mile to school and Maggie had hardly said two words for most of the trip. "What's bugging ya Mags," asked Kaye? "Oh nothing," replied Maggie. "Don't give me that, something for sure is on your mind," said Kaye. "Well....," Maggie hesitated. "Give, what's up," pressed Kaye? "This is a little embarrassing but I've got trouble, you know, down there," said Maggie as she pointed to her crotch, and after a few exchanges back and forth Maggie finally explained to Kaye that her clitoris seemed to be much bigger than it should be! And worse yet her labia seemed to be growing as well! Her whole pussy seemed to be puffed up! Kaye assured her that there was nothing wrong and told her that they would check it out afte

Procrastinating Bitch!
if only if only i could actually do my homework the dya it is issued instead of a few hours before class! well... i could, but for some reason or the other (they are good reasons, really they are... i think) i am always cramming. I feel pretty damn good right now because i just finished some pretty important papers, and boy are they pretty. yeah. yeah. baby. yeah. anywayz... i have school in like an hour, so i need to get my ass dressed and out the door. its friggin' cold, i am going to be walking and i need more snuggly clothes. i feel great today. i gotta lotta shit done that i've been putting off and then some! i slept an hour last night, but i am so full of energy i feel like am about to explode. i feel goo! dahdahdahdah i knew that i would now dahdahdahdah i feeeeeeeel nice like sugar and spice now.... so good! so good! CUZ I GOT YOU!!!!! LUV Y'ALL!!!! Thanks for all the support and well wishes...I'll talk about my shitty past every once in a while on here. you can ignore those po

Loser In The Mist!
I posted some new pics today and my friends rated them and commented on them and i thank all of you for that, but unfortunately there is an asshole on my friends list who said that fat women are not attractive.........well u know what then you a loser see cause i ain't fat I'm thick and if i was fat as you put it then get the fuck off my list if you don't like what u see. . . you just mad cause i ain't here posting my pussy, ass and tits for the world to see i have respect for my self and for who i am. there is no need for me to do those things and for those who do, more power to you i don't knock it, but some things do need to be left for the imagination and its not because I'm ashamed of my body because i ain't i love my body every inch of it flaws and all. its just damn shame that there are people like you who don't appreciate beauty for what it is not for what it looks like and for the record I'm attractive in every shape and form. I'm not a conceited person at all but i kn

Birds And Bees (joke)
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

My New Pet Unicorn!
So I bought this unicorn off this old Mexican guy that used to pick coffee beans. I was totally stoked and brought it home and hit up BabyJesus to come by and take a look: "dude, check out my unicorn" "uhhhh, something seems not quite right" "yeah, the only thing not right is that I got a TOTAL smokin' deal on him" "nah, there's something else, but I just can't put my finger on it" "man, you are just jealous because I got the multi-purpose pet from hell" "multi-purpose?" "yeah, I use him as a beer opener" "what do you mean?" "for cans I just puncture the top on his horn" "what about twist-offs" "no problemo, just use his teeth" "and what about regular bottles?" "easy! just lift the tail and...." "oh man, where the hell did the cap go?!" "don't worry about it, he'll pass it in about a week" "so, all that is beer. how does that make it multi-purpose?" "well, my girlie said she has been using it for some type of excercises" "i gotta go

Him Indoors
A friend of mine from the local boozer writes a blog and in it he used to do hunk of the week, yes the guy who writes it is a screaming queen in case you didnt notice, but he put a picture of the geezer i live with and just what he wrote about him was hilarious. if you scroll down to february 14 2003 on this page u an see what he has written, anyway the rest of the blog centres round leith and the pub i used to drink in a lot, its quite hilarious as Pete the guy who writes it is a very funny guy Naked Blog

The Perfect Day Joke
8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 Shopping 2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs 3:00 Facial, massage, nap 7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing 10:00 Make love 11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms The Perfect Day - Him 6:45 Alarm. 7:00 Shower and massage. 7:30 Blowjob. 7:45 Massive dump while reading USA Today sports section. 8:15 Limo arrives, Stoli Bloody Marys. 8:30 Butler Aviation, O'Hare Field, Lear Jet to Augusta, Georgia. 9:30 Front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club. 11:30 Lunch - 2 dozen oysters, 3 Heinekens. 12:30 Blowjob. 12:45 Back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club. 2:30 Limo to Augusta Airport, Bombay Sapphire Martini. 3:30 Nassau, Bahamas, Afternoon fishing with all female crew (topless). Sex for each fish caught. Catch 1249 lb. Blue Marlin. Grilled tuna and steamed lobster appet

What Would Women Do If They Had A Penis For A Day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. 1. Repeat number 9......

Blackened Light
you come along and turn everything to black The night keeps closing in the fear of falling keeps you coming back youre not to leave again I hear the hallow screams from a night not long ago I feel them cry out you think you have it all but its not true you know I have the key again the raven hair will come to me on blackened light she'll set me free again I'll soon be rid of all the pain again tonite I'll be free from them

Pure White Whore
Cover me in cum and beer Let me know just why you're here Take away the rays of light And cover me in spills of life Just the whore you begged me for So shut your mouth and groan some more Just the whore you begged me for I'm open wie so cum inside I take you in and lick you clean Throbbin flesh that makes a mess But still I hunger like a whore Wanting you to fill me more LAy me here in cum and beer Dirty flesh that's such a mess But still I beg and cry for more I am such your dirty whore Dirty Whore you begged me for Dirty Whore you begged me for Dirty Whore you begged me for DIRTY WHORE

Here Comes Some Bad News
Ok Y/yall i have to let Y/you know that starting tomorrow i will be off the net for atleast 4 days and after the 1st it may be awhile before im on. the reason behind this is i will be staying with Connie my Girlfriend while im working, and she doesnt have internet. Then after the first ill be moving and wont know when ill be getting the net back, but i want you all to know i will return to my World Wide F/friends, Please keep mein your thoughts and prayers till i return. stacy~ the licker ps my cell is 903-407-2275 if Y/you wanna call i can still talk

Funny Joke Girls Night Out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well nev

I Want You
You know that I want you babe... You know that I'll do anything for you..... You know you drive me wild You got me all worked up. You got me thinking about you night and day! I'm almost losing my sanity of constantly thinking about you. Don't get me started on sex....babe..... Don't get me started on how you kiss me.... You damn well known that I want you.... and keep wanting you Your kisses are like fire... You make my heart pound baby You make me sweat You make me do alot of things You know that I want you You know that I want you badly You know that I won't stop...... You laugh......you know you got me right where you want me..... You know you turn my insides to jelly You know I melt in your arms You know we go on and on all night long You know you take control of my body....with your hot touch... Baby...you know I want you....... You make me weak.... You make me think of you.... You're under my skin I can't shake you. You know that I want you

A Hungered Longing
A HUNGERED LONGING (Adult Only) A hungered longing so deep and strong moving me so far and long hold me close feel me breathe know me through to my very soul mold me unto you in wakened dreams reach yourself into the depths of me hear the call of my hungered soul feed upon my delicate fiesty tempered being then lead me to that stream in you let me feel you as you burn I am the flame I do consume let the rivers run the fountains flow let oceans roll and storm clouds brew no way to ease this hungered flame but you in me and me in you hold me close and closer still as the raging flames us undo let your hands of molten fire glide your fingers burn to feel and guide you lips on mine a burning desire ignite in me this flaming seed your need is mine my need is you together we'll treasure and adore a hungered longing so deep and strong burn foreve

How Many Times .............
HOW MANY TIMES WILL I CHANGE MY LIFE HOW MANY TIMES WILL THEY WANT TO BE MY WIFE, HOW MANY TIMES WILL I LISTEN TO THEIR RAP HOW MANY TIMES WILL I PUT UP WITH ALL THIS CRAP, HOW MANY TIMES WILL I WORSHIP ALL THIS PUSSY HOW MANY TIMES WILL MY FRIENDS CALL ME A WUSSY, HOW MANY TIMES WILL I THINK ITS ALL ALRIGHT HOW MANY TIMES TILL I FIND THE ONE THATS TIGHT, HOW MANY TIMES WILL I FALL IN LOVE HOW MANY TIMES TILL I RISE ABOVE, HOW MANY TIMES WILL MY KIDS THINK SHES THE ONE HOW MANY TIMES TILL THEY REALLY HAVE A MUM, HOW MANY TIMES MUST I PUT MYSELF THROUGH THIS HOW MANY TIMES WILL I PUT UP WITH BEING DISSED, HOW MANY TIMES TILL I REMEMBER I'M A MAN HOW MANY TIMES WILL I PACK THAT MOVING VAN, HOW MANY TIMES WILL I LET MYSELF BE FUCKED WELL I'LL TELL YOU NO MORE.

Poem
Life is an opportunity, benefit from it. Life is beauty, admire it. Life is a dream, realize it. Life is a challenge, meet it. Life is a duty, complete it. Life is a game, play it. Life is a promise, fulfill it. Life is sorrow, overcome it. Life is a song, sing it. Life is a struggle, accept it. Life is a tragedy, confront it. Life is an adventure, dare it. Life is luck, make it. Life is too precious, do not destroy it. Life is life, fight for it. Mother Theresa

Final Exam
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. Silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand." It took 15 minutes for the class to come to order.......

Morning Sugar
As June Halstrom sat at her kitchen table drinking her morning cup steaming hot black coffee, she thought, "God, I wish I could just sit here all day!" It was cold outside, about twenty degrees, and June involuntarily pulled her terry cloth bathrobe tighter around her body. She had a lot of errands to run today, and the day wasn't getting any shorter! Her reverie was broken by the ringing the kitchen phone, and after answering it, it was her neighbor Bev who wanted to come over for a quick visit. June started to protest, but gave up when her friend said she was coming over and hung up the phone on her. Two minutes later there was a knock on the back door and Bev came in without waiting for her knock to be answered. "Now, Bev," June protested, "I've got a lot of work to do today, and I don't have time for any fooling around!" Bev plopped down on a chair and poured herself a cup of coffee, cocked her head to one side, and looked June over with lust in her eyes. "Now just a minute, Bev,"

If I Drink This Milkshake..it Will Go Right To My Ass
Eyes frist met I had to blush For when i saw him I got a rush I knew there was something When i looked in his eyes I felt so happy I nearly broke down and cried When we held each other I felt something new A deep love From me too you When i looked at him again I felt something i need to feel A sence of love and compassion A love so real And as i think back on that day Of thoes happy thoughts of him and I It makes me so very happy that i want to cry But i don't cry b/c i'm happy you see For the love i feel from him to me!

I Love You
I HOPE YOU ALL LIKE WHEN YOU READ IT PLEASE COMMENT ON IT THANK YOU ROSES ARE RED THE SKY IS BLUE I'M VERY HAPPY HAPPY TO BE WITH YOU AS YOUR LIPS TOUCHES MINE AS MINE TOUCHES YOURS THIS A MOMENT THAT I JUST COULDN'T WAIT FOR YOU'RE SO SWEET TO ME WHEN YOU ARE AROUND ME EVERY SECOND THERE IS I FEEL SO SAFE AND FREE YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND AND BEST FRIEND AND WOULDN'T WANT OUR RELATIONSHIP WE HAVE TO END WHEN I'M WITH YOU AND AS I FEEL YOUR SOFT TOUCHES YOU GIVE ME BUTTERFLIES IN MY STOMACH AS WE ARE TOGETHER THE MOMENTS WE HAVE WILL ALWAYS LAST FOREVER WE BOTH WANT A DAUGHTER OR A SON WE BOTH CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THAT DAY COMES I AM SO HAPPY I'M WITH YOU I'M SO HAPPY I FOUND YOU I'M SO HAPPY I LOVE YOU GIVE COMMENTS AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK AND IF YOU LIKE IT thank you beautiful angel

The Soldier!
the soldier Soldiers come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes, and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician, and the subtly of Mt. Saint Helen. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. A Soldier is a Soldier all his life. He is a magical creature. You can kick him out of your house but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list but not off your mind. soldier are found everywhere... in love...in battle... in lust... in trouble...in debt...in bars and ... behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter or clean clothes or a six pack. A Soldier is a genius with a deck of cards. A millionaire without a cent and brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of playboy in his back pocket. When he

I'm An Angel
You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.Angel100%Faerie75%Mermaid67%Dragon50%Demon25%WereWolf8%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

To My Friends
EASY DIFFICULT Easy is to judge the mistakes of others Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes Easy is to talk without thinking Difficult is to refrain the tongue Easy is to hurt someone who loves us. Difficult is to heal the wound... Easy is to forgive others Difficult is to ask for forgiveness Easy is to set rules. Difficult is to follow them.. Easy is to dream every night. Difficult is to fight for a dream... Easy is to show victory. Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity... Easy is to admire a full moon. Difficult to see the other side... Easy is to stumble with a stone. Difficult is to get up... Easy is to enjoy life every day. Difficult to give its real value... Easy is to promise something to someone. Difficult is to fulfill that promise... Easy is to say we love. Difficult is to show it every day... Easy is to criticize others. Difficult is to improve oneself... Easy is to

Sexual Dictionary
Sweetlady_tx -- [noun]:A new position involving a machete 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com Stacey -- [adjective]:Tasting like strawberries 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

Just A Little Sad And Happy
Well today I just found out that i am good to go into the reserves. I know that it would be good for me. My kids are happy for me to. I think the hardest part would be to be with out them for the training. But what mother would not miss there kids. I will keep every one posted on my road to sucess. I do know that if you want something don't let love stand in the way of what your trying to accomplish. I almost did and it set me further back than where i was. I believe that it is okay to love someone but just dont let it block you from doing the things that you want to do

Be On My Profile
I want to put a few of my friends on my profile...so the first friends to send me their link like this: BisexualVampyre@ LostCherry In a private message will be put on my page for others to see. Bisexualvampyre

Marry Me...
Marry Me Marry me… lover unknown Say those words & warm this heart so cold. Touch my heart & soul with your mind Don’t lie to me… or say goodbye. Please visit me at ungodly hours Please wait for me beyond those hills Take me away, sweep me off my feet… Give me wings, help me see The brighter side to the nights dark and long… Seek out the passions within me… Don’t ever let me go. Tell me everything won’t be alright… But stay and comfort me all through the night. Don’t whisper my pain away Don’t dry my tears… Your honesty and love are all I ask… To help feelings of fear and woe subside… Kiss my mother’s hand & make her feel alright, Let her know how much you care… Cause it’s not just you and me… It’s the universe… All connected in the most powerful union of life! Don’t cry with me… Just let me be. Surprise me when I’m down… Hold me when all else fails. Don’t shower me with gifts… But with earth, air, water & fire! And lastly… don’t love me… but

I See...
I See… I see the beauty in the sunrise… I see the beauty in the rain… I see the beauty in the rising of the moon… Where are you on this very fine day? I see the beauty in the stars shining bright… I see the beauty in the clouds high above… I see the beauty in the weather, good & bad… Why don’t you see them in this way? I see the beauty in this enormous universe… I see the beauty in your eyes… I see the beauty in the darkening sunset… Why don’t you see…are you blind? ~ Rhiannon 4/2/98

It's Gone (sonnett)
It’s Gone My love you’ve driven me away once more I know that you just cannot understand Each time I feel your presence near I cringe For love is just too hard for me to grasp Though you are still as dear to me as life That’s just what made me turn my back to you It hurts me so each time I think of love I yearn for it, and yet, I feel repulsed By that which claims my heart forever more You think you’ve hurt me with your good intent But now I understand that I’m at fault My soul is lost somewhere inside my past When love was filled with lots of misery And anger that still lingers deep within ~Rhiannon

Lost
-L O S T- I can’t see, I’m lost somewhere… Life is faded, Time is nonsense… Nothing is as I remember. Confused, and alone… Though ‘tis not how it is! Surrounded by love, Is feeling crowding and frightened! It’s a deafness, this feeling, Though I’m not quite sure how… So overwhelmed… Can’t sense the world going on around me! Aware, but unaware, And so very lost and afraid… Family is distant, And yet, in need of my help… Or is it I, who needs their help… Their presence? I know not of what I speak… Only …that all is a haze, And I am in the middle of it. Can I not live? May I not BE?? Is there not I can do… To stop this revolution around sorrows of old??? Where does this path lead? Is there a tunnel leading out? Is there freedom at the gate? Or am I lost eternally… There is no forwards, There is no return. There is no present, no ‘now’ Only haze, ever lost… … Where does this lead? Where can I go? Doing more damage than I k

Seasonal Enlightenment
Spring, summer, winter and fall Walk into the hall… “To make your dreams reality,” they said, “You must accept us all… Beneath the sunlight And above the rain, I’ll show you to your dreams… But grab ahold of them quickly, Before the rain is gone. Knowledge is enlightenment… And understanding is the key. And when you understand… You will be set free.” Rhiannon don't remember when i wrote this, except that it was one of my first of my own choosing, not an assignment in school. lol

Show Me How Its Done - Erotic
SHOW ME HOW IT’S DONE BIG BOY Angela and I had been dating for over two years on this incredible night. She had known about my love for her ass pretty much since it popped up (pun intended). This might be a good time to tell you about Angela. She is a beautiful Indian girl, green eyes, honey colored skin that is so soft it makes me weak in the knees, a pair of the most perfectly shaped B-cup (again so perfect I go weak looking at them and crazed when I get to play with them), she is 5’3” and 100 lbs., and she has the biggest, firmest, roundest, sexiest ass that I have ever seen on such a small women and I drool any time I see it. Even though she is very petite she is one of the strongest women I have ever met (not so much physically but she more than makes up for it in personality). I am a rather large guy and even though I dwarf her physically she is easily identified as the dominant one in the relationship. Anyways back to the story. We happened

Blonde Joke
A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers... Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this highway occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the hell is going on here?" "My car broke down," says the lady, calmly. "Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!" asks the cop... And she said.... (This is good...) (Ready?) (Remember, she's a blonde...) "Those are my emergency flashers!" she replied MySpace Comments Graphics

Country-fried Pork & Peppers
Smothered with sauteed peppers, these cornmeal-dusted and fried pork cutlets go country-fried steak one better. Ingredients: 4 boneless pork rib end chops, 3/4-inch thick 6 tablespoons cornmeal 4 tablespoons flour 1 teaspoon paprika 1/2 teaspoon garlic salt 1/2 teaspoon onion powder 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper 1/4 teaspoon cumin 1 tablespoon olive oil 1 medium green bell pepper, cut in strips 1 medium sweet red bell pepper, cut in strips Instructions: Pound pork to 1/4-inch thickness. Blend well the cornmeal, flour, paprika, garlic salt, onion powder, pepper and cumin. Dip pork in water; allow excess water to drip off. Coat with cornmeal mixture on both sides. In large skillet heat olive oil. Cook pork over medium heat for 4 minutes. Turn over and add pepper strips to skillet. Cook 4 more minutes or until pork is nicely browned and just slightly pink in the center. Remove pork from skillet. Cook peppers 1-2 minutes more if necessary until tender. Serv

Just Some Complaining...
My friends and I went out to this haunted house tonight but it was closed. I thought they were open tonight, but apparently not lol my bad. We went to the one we went to before but didn't stay because it was packed as hell and really cold. We didn't feel like standing in line. Oh well. I work all weekend so I probably won't make it out to anymore houses this October. At least the ones I did go to were worth it. I have a stupid doctors appointment I have to go to tomorrow. I REALLY do not want to go, it makes me really uncomfortable. If you think about it, you'll figure out why. Let's just say being a female really sucks sometimes. So I gotta get up at about 7:15, get a shower, go to class, miss my last class (which is kinda good cause I HATE it and it is a waste of my money if you ask me), go to stupid doctors, come home, nap, and then go to work. I close at work all weekend, which is really lame. Also, I never did go buy any jeans or work pants the other day lol. Oh well, that's al

Wedding Night Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. "I demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "just as I do at the dinner table." Amused by his wife's formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and climbed quietly between the sheets. "Is that better?" he asked, with a hint of a smile." "Yes," replied the girl, "much better." "Very good, darling," the husband whispered. "Now would you be so kind as to please pass the pussy."

Words
Words In the turning of the seasons, The changing from day to night, The Heart and Soul seek To always be on the path thats right We each and everyone Search our pasts at what we have done We see many good things We see the time past like tree age rings But can we honestly say That we have really been at our best Can we honestly say We have passed every test... Walking and talking Laughing and crying, Awake and asleep Living and dying Each a cycle, in this web of life Lots of chaf to be sorted from the grain But even in the chaf a lesson to be learned Never will yesterday come again, But we relive the anger, the hurt, the tears, the pain; More than we remember the good, the smiles , the hugs In every word we think or say somehow manages to make or break our day Such a powerful tool these words are Yet like most things today They too are terribly flawed No thought given to the effects A single thought or voiced word means to another th

Natesdaddyo
Just to warn all you ladys out there.. this memeber resorts to name calling..Like Slut,Whore, Bitch, Cunt..you know like a little bytch boi...When he doesn't get his way with women on here.I wonder if he used to kiss his mother with that same mouth....What do yA'll think shall I kick his ass...Feed him to mah pets and pick mah teeth with his bones......i think i should make him lix every shoe that i have in my closet CLEAN..Maybe then he will know his place in this world./. Im sorry that your first night on here HoneyPot you had to go thru that stupid shyt..The ignorance and the uneducated.Makes me wanna rip their fukkin tongues out.. But ignorance is bliss to some... Bestios mi amor...

Seasons
A lot of people tend to get depressed more often during the winter months, but not me. I love it. Its cold and rainy out tonight, but Im feeling great. To me there is nothing better than sitting around with someone you love just watching tv and cuddling under a blanket on the couch. Cold weather just gives me that cozy feeling. Im so glad summer is over.

Today's Survey.. Lame
1. Are you wearing a necklace? no 2. Do you like someone right now? I like a lot of people 3. Who is the main person(s) you talk to at work? Ashlee and Lonni 5. What color is your shirt? Pink 6. How many bedrooms do you have in your house? 3 7. What song are you listening to? none. 8. What was the last mall you went to? Fiesta 9. Are you alone? Yes 10. Do you have any older siblings? No 11. What is the last thing you ate? Chili 12. Who was the last person to come over to your house? Parents 13. Who was the last person to call you? Colton 14. Who was the last person who texted you? Matt 16. What should you be doing? Sleeping 17. Who is the last person you sent a message to? Matt 18. Did you go out to eat yesterday? Yes 19. What are you thinking right now? I hate my life at the moment 20. What color are your shorts? Wearing PJ pants with pumpkins on them.. they go well with the pink shirt 21. What color is your keybo

Im Alone =(
I was alone until I met u, Anxiety overwhelms me now & I don't know wut 2 do, U came so close but not close enough, These past few weeks have been so tough, I think bout u everyday, But your always so far away, When I close my eyes your all dat I see, You've got me goin crazy, I keep tryin 2 tell u da way I really feel, But I can't find da words 2 make u believe dat this is real, I've worked so hard & come so far but I can't mention da 1 thing u need 2 know, I see u walkin away in my head I'm screamin @ u not 2 go, Please don't leave me behind, But now I'm left all alone here searchin 4 da words I could not find, This feelin is so strong, Without u I won't last 4 long,

Happily Ever After
They tell me demons, monsters and dragons don’t exist. I think they may not be in your reality; why can they not be in mine? I grew up with angels and monsters and there was even a person I had never met nicked Dragon Lady. The point is there were creatures of a mythical proportion. I had my very own knights in shining armor. There were Queens and Kings, princes and princesses. Evil wicked witches and what seemed like fairy godmothers or could have been. So why now that I am an adult should that change? Is chivalry really dead? I think not, but if you would of asked me a month ago; I would have laughed and said pretty pretty princess land is no longer around, hell it was never really there. Two months ago it would have been fairy tales are a thing of the past, but some of it truly is real. Definitely not the romance part, the sharing kindness, respect or unyielding devotion they are only the dream of a child. I again believe in the magic, the fairytale of life that’s what k

Bye Every1
Life is never good 4 me & this is wut I wish you'd see. Jus let me end it all 4 I'll be happy in da end, I'll finally be free. Free from all da pain & torment & da never endin battle. No more dealin wit da arguments & tears, I'd finally be through wit it all. U jus don’t seem 2 understand dat by keepin me here your making it worse. If I were dead & gone by now I'd be happy, I wouldn’t have this life, I wouldn't have da curse. I’m already considerin doin this even without your consent. I know 4 sure dat once its all over with my heart will finally be content. So here I am just sittin there, on my bed with a knife to my wrist. Please every1 don’t be upset, please don’t be piss'd. U jus need 2 know I love u all but couldn’t handle it anymore. Ok here I go, I’m doin this 4 sure. U jus need 2 let me go 2 heaven now, hopefully God will understand & accept this.

Cow Philosophy?
I got this concept years ago from a Gary Larson (Farside) cartoon, and try to apply it to my own life whenever I can. Hopefully, you will too. So I was teaching a student of mine yesterday. He's very tall and top-heavy, has trouble lowering his center of balance, and has a tendency to rush through both movements and ideas. If he were a computer (and this was an analogy I used with him during our lesson,) I'd say he's terribly over-clocked. He moves too fast physically while he's practicing, and mentally while he's working on problems I give him, in both cases missing subtle nuances I wanted him to pick up and being just generally sloppy, overall. Part of it is that he's so eager, I know, so I just keep working at it. So this lesson, I stopped him for a moment to give him this advice: "Matt, think about Cow Philosophy." Laughing, he asked what the hell I was talking about. I replied, "As you walk along the road of life, don't forget to stop and eat the roses!" With a look of pu

Thirty-three Questions About Relationships... Hell Im Bored
1. single or taken? Single. 2. Do you have a crush on anyone? Yeah. 3. Do they know? prob are clueless 4. Do you flirt a lot? no im a bad flirt 6. Do cheaters deserve a 2nd chance? hmm i would say no but i guess sometimes on a rare ocassion 8. Humor or Romance? Both 9. Dark or light hair? i dont care as long as no redheads. 10. Shorter or taller than you? def taller 12. Do you hug strangers? umm no 14. Do you believe in kissing when you are not together? kissing who like my cat? 15. Do you think about the opposite sex a lot? lol 16. Do you tell your friends they are hot? yeah i do lol in a friendly way 18. Would you rather have a sweet, clever guy/girl or wild? somewhere in the middle 19. Have you ever liked someone a lot (and they knew it)? no 20. Do u feel comfortable joking with ur friends about sex? yeah theyre my friends 21. Chocolates or flowers? idk 23. Teddy Bear or Card? card 24. Would it be sweet or annoyin

Picture Yourself
Wednesday, October 25, 2006 Picture yourself Think of yourself not in terms of your problems. Instead, identify yourself with your most promising possibilities. Think of yourself not in terms of your regrets or disappointments. Instead, consider all the valuable and useful lessons you've learned. The way you picture yourself has a powerful effect on the reality of your life. And you can picture yourself any way you choose. Picture yourself expressing the best that is within you. Picture yourself living fully, loving sincerely, giving gladly, and bringing unique value to each moment. Picture yourself as the joyful, creative and effective person you know you can be. Picture yourself dancing swiftly and successfully past each challenge and limitation. You hold in your mind a mental picture of yourself. The quality and substance of that picture make all the difference in the actions you take and the results you get. Make that picture brilliantly superb, and your life wi

Well....
First day on here, pretty damn interesting to say the least. it's really just another internet addiction, asif i needed one, but whatever, so far ive brought 11 friends with me to share the addiction ::lol:: you're welcome guys. so just finished my portfolio 110% completed just being uploaded to a host right now, and should be available to download in about 20 minutes 10 minutes through my eyes alot of pictures, all of which ive taken Swedish Hiphop toronto graffiti freight train graffiti all that good shit. so enough of this im gonna go pass out in a sec. all this cherry poppin got me tiiiiiired ;) ::lol:: peasy.

Tickle Me Elmo....lmao
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota, which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she

How Many Agree With This
Breathless kisses Burning touches Soft-spoken words of love Urgently spoken words of passion. A man and a woman One complete love Since time began Predestined to be as one. We've been together before In other lifetimes We've fought dragons And have been torn from each others arms Yet our love prevailed. We've walked on this earth many times together Perhaps for a moment Perhaps for years But our heart is one heart And we were meant to be. So when our time on earth Once again comes to a close Have no worries my dear For we will find each other again And again And again. For our love is ageless Eternal A love for all time.

Sex Is Not Anti-god Where As It Is The Fine Tuning Of Life Melody.
God created Adam and Eve. Than nature played its part. Love blossomed between them. Its quite natural. Opposite poles always attract each other. Why femininity is most respectable? The womb and vagina are the center of creation. The life cycle of generation starts only from a female. The involvement of a male in the process of creation is just restricted to a couple of minutes. It is woman who protects the most valuable human life for months together in her womb never minding the painful changes that takes place in her whole body and also the metamorphic traces occured during pregnancy which are leftover in her physique through out her life time. No scientific instrument discovered so far could create a valuable life. Even for cloning , you should have to go for DNA of the living organism. So never consider a woman as a mere symbol of sex to gratify a male when he is sexually aroused or in a drunken stage. Let us respect a woman as she is doing the most valuable service for the life c

Wait...
I hold it, I fold it I throw it on the floor I wrote it, but maybe I'm afraid That you'll be bored It's very real and true and sad And hopeful just like me It's one of those things I'll never tell I'll carve it in a tree I follow you, I watch you I thank god you're in my class I picture us in the schoolbus And we're holding each others' hand I need a plan for you to fall In love with me and then I'll make you marry me, I'll wait... I never wear my glasses when I know that you can see me You act as if I'm not around But deep down you must need me I draw you, every single Feature in my head I try to do my homework But I dream of you instead I need a plan for you to fall In love with me and then I'll make you marry me, I'll wait... I'll make you marry me I'll make you marry me I'll make you marry, marry me... I'll wait...

Sounding Off Seems Like This Is The Only Way Anyone Pays Attention.....
Why is meeting someone so complicated....? What ever happened to the time when you became friends first...then things progressed...? Several people I have met want to jump into intimacy...and not on the different levels. I am all up for living in the moment...but, that doesn't mean jumping in the bed the same night....Not that I am perfect....if I am completely physically attracted to someone...I would have to think twice...(that has yet to happen) but I never dated on physical attraction....I grew to care for the thought, feelings, and intimate thoughts of the individual first.... has everyone grown so shallow as to ignore the depths of a good relationship....? I don't know...there is a thing on sparkletags that I like to use...it states...treat me like an angel and i will act like the devil....yes, if I am respected and made to feel important...I will be just as devilish as a man could want...(I don't share. I have to draw the line somewhere.) I made mistakes in my past in

Yucky Day!
Ok so I have to work both of my jobs today...uggg...so I won't be on much today! It's such a rainy day,I didn't want to get out of my robe today! grrrr... I hope everyone has a great day! Ok I am less then 6,000 points away from going to the next level....can ya help me out?!?! PLEASE! I want to level up by this weekend! Hugs and Kisses!

Juggalo Profile
i'm not your ordinary garden variety juggalo. in fact if I didn't take off my shirt you wouldn't even know it. I don't like rap music if its not from psychopathic records i don't listen to it plain as that. I listen to what I want when I want where I want I don't give a fuck if you think thats stale cause i'm crazy as a mother fucker with an axe in hand. I follow the Wraith and i live for my death i want to see whats gonna happen after the wagons come I do what I can to follow the butterfly its a long hard road but someone's gotta do it. To my juggalo family I love you all I got your back through thick and thin even if I don't agree with you. I do believe in reason and I do believe in rhyme I believe talking comes first before stepping out of line I won't hate on anyone as long as you don't hate on me and I'll be your homie, brother, whatever you wanna call me. I like expensive things money is my vice I live every day to make more and more. all I want is to be successful so I ca

Take The Risk.
That's what it said on my deodorant this morning. Stamped into the top of the magical anti-stink stuff were the words "Take the Risk". Now I am worried. What's the risk of not smelling bad? Does the stuff cause armpit cancer? I'm going to die, aren't I?

What Have The Scots Ever Done For Us?
I was once amazed when a tourist stated to me that they were surprised that we had televisions in Scotland!! Have them I replied, of course we have them, we invented the bloody things!! In the spirit of that conversation I present to you a few more things that we Scots invented! We're not as backward as some think! lol! Adhesive postage stamps These were invented by Scot James Chalmers. Anaesthetics James Simpson, an Edinburgh physician, was the first doctor to use anaesthetics to relieve the pain of surgery in the mid 19th Century. His main objective at the beginning was to alleviate the pain that women felt in childbirth. There was strong opposition to this idea from the Church, because the Old Testament claims that God's punishment to women for the sins of Eve was that they should bring forth children in pain. Fortunately for women everywhere, Simpson won this argument. I despise the recent trend in the USA for impressionable pregnant women to refuse any painkillers dur

More Than Words
More than Words Some may say this is just more than words Closed minds won't know what words mean Some will try to know I am sure you can feel the words Word can be so powerful So many ways can be refreshing The ability to use words is exciting Bringing a certain emotion and ball of expressions Perspective knowing life is not so bad There is an ear for one The heart, mind, and soul Once word are written or spoken If can be such a beautiful thing The ability to express you is wonderful Words mean more than what is written The words represent your soul The person behind the words The words mean more than you ever know The power and joy of words When written and spoken Those will know how one feels

Changes
After 9/11 we in the fire dept lost 343 brothers in NYC. I am from a small town in Pa and all tho i run for a volunteer fire dept that loss hit us hard too. My prayers go out to all the families and friends of those lost firefighters. my question is aftter that tragedy everyone was willing to help and support a firefighter but now they would rather spit on you then help you what changed???

Bold Husband
An angry wife met her husband at the door. He smelled of booze and perfume. " I assume," she snarled, " that there's a very good reason for your waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning with liquor on your breath and lipstick on your collar?" " There is," he replied." I'd like breakfast."

Another Blog To Be Ignored Lol
Just thought I'd drop my thoughts here on how Im feeling about being back on LC. So far the welcome has been warm however things still havent changed too much with those stupid ass contests..I HATE THEM!!! I will be posting some real private pics that will be as gaurded as they can be cause it wont be just me in them, if you's wanna see then you had better have been a real friend or you'll miss out! For those who have stopped by my page, thank you but please take note that Im nearing the next level and could use as much help as I can get and I do return the favours!

Today
Today has been pretty boring not really done much...Just been watching the snooker and the darts...Errmm im probably going to go play on Halo2 again thank god ive got that back for something to do online....Leeds Utd Lost again last night 3-1 which sucks ass cause were going through a right bad patch...No 1 really cares what i write in here anyway so laterz....

Take This Test!
You have a sexual IQ of 117 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Ugh,
It seems My computer is suffering a virus, which last time what I thought was a virus and it wasn't but now it seems I am not as lucky. So I have to get ready for the show in a bit but I am hooked on Lost Cherry.

Hot And Sexy Bbw Contest
Ok ladies, lets show all these men what they have been missing. My husband gave me the idea with his LC Sexiest BBW contest he has going. Well now I am going to start one! If you wanna enter just send me the link to the hottest, most racey pic you wanna enter, and as I said before, lets show all these LC men what they are missing with a big fine ass woman! Entry will run to November 1 at midnight central. So hurry ladies, let's rock this place with our hot asses!

My Yahoo
An explanation... Yes I have Yahoo, No I can't use it! You see; it went like this.... XP prompted me to download and install the new security updates, so like a good little microsoft slave I dutifully fucked up my system once again!! Bill Gates has a sick sense of humour!! It started with his lovely little twist on the license backups for mediaplayer11 (which thank god I rolled back before it voided too many mp3 downloads!) I should have known the new updates would screw up, after that little fiasco! Lets see to date programs screwed.... Msn Yahoo Bittorrent Opennap Utatane Nero All my program defaults up the spout. So now after removing all the damn updates, I'm trying to get things sorted but something is still not right..... I can see I'll be spending a few hours in my registry tomorrow! If you don't see me all day send in a search party, I've got a feeling it's messy in there! ARGHHHHHH!!!

So Sad...
Well nothing like your favorite site going offline for a while to really make you feel pathetic. I reevaluated my life a little today. I had a mini-freak out when all of a sudden I couldn't get on LC. Started wondering if it was just me or what lol. Made me feel kinda sad that this is my life when I'm home. But of course. I still can't get away, and I'll be on here even more to make up for lost time lol....Oh I'm sad and pathetic!!!

Adventures At The Dentist Office
GRAWR! I swear. If I ever go back to that completly horrid place, I'm going to request that the lady that cleaned my teeth be ducktaped in the back room! Goddamn! That fucking hurt! Getting your teeth cleaned is NOT supposed to hurt, unless you got what my mom had done. Doc was pretty good about it, but the chick that did the pumice thingy was new and left handed and not used to any of the shit she was doing. When they were x-raying me, she had to ask this older lady what the hell she was supposed to be doing.That was taken care of and she told me to go to the front chair thing. They did the thing where you have this thing in your mouth and they take a couple little pictures and when she tried to get me to bite down on it I nearly screamed. I thought the thing was cutting through the top of my fucking mouth! It still hurts! Then I found out that I had little mineral deposits between my teeth and gums. Thank God she called Doc in there for that. But yeah...the pumice thing...she had the

The Treasure That Is Each Day
Thursday, October 26, 2006 The treasure that is each day Some days there is brilliant sunshine. Other days there is gentle rain. Each day has its own special treasure to give. Each day brings a new, fresh opportunity for living. Some days will bring unpleasant news, and other days will bring joyous celebrations. Every day, in its own way, adds to the overall richness of life. Take what this day brings and challenge yourself to see and to live its special value. For no matter what kind of day this one may be, the value is most certainly there. A sturdy and resilient life is built by making the most of each and every day. There's something in each one of them that will surely make you stronger, wiser and more fully alive. With love and care and real gratitude, live the treasure that is each day. In so doing you create a great and meaningful life. -- Ralph Marston

My Happiness Fades.
I sit and i wonder whats the point in all of the games in life. why cant people just be theirselves. honest and true. why must they always be full of lies and deciet. why cant a man be faithful and true to his wordsand love you as he says. why must he always look for greener pastures. why must women lie and decieve. why cant they just be their selves and not try to steal away anothers love. why all the games . why is everyone out to hurt everyone even people they doo not know . why cant people be happy with what they have instead of always trying to steal anothers happiness away. why cant people be happy for their friends and neighbors without trying to do them harm.

Sex Ed And Parenting
I seriously want to stab my eyes out. Maybe even jab a pencil in my ears.. Why , do you ask? While I was finishing up talking to someone on aim last night. My oldest has been sleeping downstairs due to tha fact I can't finish putting her bed together without help. So she has been sleeping on the couch. Well as I was lotrying to finish chatting so I can go upstairs and she could go to sleep. She decides to well uhmm. How do I say this without being gross, I can't.. She was masturbating. I totally freaked out. I guess she thought I wouldnt notice. I sat there for a moment in shock. I thought she stopped that a few years ago.. The DR said it was no big deal and they grow out of it.. Well she hasnt.. I turned the volume up and did everything i could to act like it wasnt happening. She stopped and I was about to log off and stuff. I go to the bathroom and come back to shut the computer down.. when i notice, she is doing it again.. WTF??? Plus just recently I found one of my Lesbian

How To Take A Shower Like A Woman!
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhancer. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. * Wrap hair in super a

Creamy Chocolate Kahlua Pie
Ingredients: 1 cup 2% low fat milk, cold 1 small pkg sugar-free vanilla flavor instant pudding & pie filling 1 Tbsp espresso or instant coffee powder (not crystals) 1 (8 oz) tub light whipped topping, thawed 2 Tbsp Kahlua coffee liqueur or cold, strong coffee 1 (9-inch) chocolate low-fat graham cracker crust, such as Keebler® Instructions: Pour cold milk into a medium bowl. Add pudding mix and coffee powder. Beat with a wire whisk for 2 minutes. Gently stir in 1-1/2 cups of the whipped topping and Kahlua liqueur or cold, brewed coffee. Spoon into crust. Cover (I usually invert the plastic cover from prepared graham crust) and freeze 2 hours or until firm. Place pie in refrigerator at least 30 minutes before serving to soften. Top with remaining whipped topping. Store leftover pie in refrigerator. Nutritional Information: Nutritional Information (per serving): 113 Cal; 4 g Fat; 13 g Carb; 2 mg Cholesterol; 76 mg Sodium. Dietary Exchanges: 1/2 Starch; 1 Fat.

Cute. & True Dear
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

Up Up Up Up Up
Since I am still UP, I thought I would write you and see if you were UP to reading this: A TWO-LETTER WORD There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meaning than any other two-letter word, and that is "UP." It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we waken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We read UP on a story in the paper that we pick UP to find out what is Up in the world & make UP our minds to not give Up hope that something good will turn Up. We call UP our friends, we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, and we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite,

Carpe Diem!
I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time But I'm too young to worry (a melody, a memory, or just one picture) These streets we travel on will undergo our same lost past I found you here, now please just stay for a while I can move on with you around I hand you my mortal life, but will it be forever? I'd do anything for a smile, holding you 'til our time is done We both know the day will come, but I don't want to leave you Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over Newborn life replacing life, replacing all of us, changing this fable we live in No longer needed here so where should we go? Will you take a journey tonight, follow me past the walls of death? But girl, what if there is no eternal life? Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost Its empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over Trails in life, questions of us existing here, don't wanna die a

Just Got Out
I just got out of the Army after 4 tours in Southeast Asia. I am loving having the freedom I once had. I will never regret joining and I loved the time that I was in and what I did. I have served my country and became a Veteran. Now it's time to live life, and have fun with my love.

Parties
Hello This is my first blog here on LC. I should have some new pics up this weekend. I will be attending a Halloween PArty tommorrow Evening so the pics will certainly be pretty good as I'm going as a Flapper. So keep an eye out for some new pics this weekend. And Thanks to all those who have made my first few days on LC very Exciting!

Ugh!
So I was at work today...sittin outside with the ladies that take a noon time smoke break..It was fairly nice outside..While we were out there, I ran into my Ex... I've never actually gotten over this one..and he was there with his new bride..Ouch.. Never realized how much that would hurt. Oh well..Life sucks. On another note - I added some new, realllllllly dorky pics of me. YEAH..ME! Go rate em! Comment Em! And all that stuff.

Halloween Costume Idea's On A Budget
ok everyone, I've found a couple halloween costumes that I need for a party tomorrow night, however they are like $60 a piece and I am on a very tight budget. I'd love to be able to put something together on my own, even from my own clothes and maybe adding some accessories from the party store, but I am very uncreative and cant sew for beans. Do any of you have some ligit idea's that might be helpful? Yes I know its last minute, but I did look and look and look and now I am down to the wire and cant figure out what to do. Help a girl will ya? hehe xoxoxox Cinaliscious

The Blissfully Stupid
You know what really grinds my gears? Someone asks you for advice and then they don't listen, which is their perogative. But then when they do something else and it doesn't work, and then they do things like you suggested initially and it does work, they're like "Why didn't I try that before?" The answer is simple. BECAUSE YOU'RE A DUMBASS!! I swear to god, if stupidity was gun powder these people could blow up the world.

Breathe A Sigh
Let me down slow and easy Cause there ain't nothin' I can do I hope and pray my faith won't leave me When it comes down to me and you Try a little tenderness I die a little For a long lost sweet caress You lyin' next to me Fulfilled some destiny I wanna cry But I breathe a sigh Just a little bit of letting go I don't want you to know I wanna cry But I breathe a sigh Overflow of emotion And a hurt that'll never heal If you close the door forever The fate of pain is sealed Try a little tenderness I die a little For a long lost sweet caress I more than long for your affection I tell you know that ain't so Not even gentle persuasion Is ever gonna let me go Won't you let me breathe

What Do You Do....?
When the world seems tottally unreal? When you feel disconected and part of some other reality that floats around.... Nothing I have seen or done in the last few days seems real anymore. Doesn't seem to have an impact. Nothing good and nothing bad. I could stand in the middle of the street and scream to the high heavens and nothing would matter. People wouldn't even turn to look. What do I do?

Garage Party
I went to the Harley Davidson garage party last night... was alot of fun....Harley has just started the garage parties and we were one of the first dealerships to host it. A garage party is for women who don't know a whole lot about motorcycles and they come to the dealership and learn different things. We went from station to station learning different things.... We all got to try on leather jackets, chaps, hats, etc.. and got our picture taken with it on.... then we went to the service dept. and learned basic things about a bike, then they leaned the bike over on it's side and showed us how to pick it up easily.... the Harley Garage party even hit the news!! Had alot of fun last night.

*starts To Drool*
I like all RPGs no matter what it is I have never played one I don't like....... hum well I like almost every game I have ever played there aren't very many games I diss like but if you like RPGs or any other games give me a shout!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suits Me Well
You scored as Ankh. The Ankh is a representation of life. You are inspired by life, and all its splendor, and you feel you are empowered by your symbol.Ankh88%Biohazard75%Skull63%Cross50%Swastika0%What's your symbol?created with QuizFarm.com

What Am I Test
You scored as Faerie. Faerie: Aren't you a cute little flying person? Faeries are earth spirits. They live among each element completely hidden. They have cousins called Pixies. Pixies however, are very mischevious. They enjoy tormenting other creatures for fun. Little pranksters.. I hope you never meet one. Pixies have a bad reputation for finding a creature and clinging to them until death. Faeries can be somewhat close to a Pixie, but mostly they are loving, playful, and carry with them a child-like enthusiasm for life. Hide among the pedals of a Daisy, you are a Faerie.Angel83%Faerie83%Mermaid59%Dragon34%Demon25%WereWolf8%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Life For Me ( Whinning )
I've been sitting here realizing that I have no private life any more..I didnt realize how much I missed peace and quiet until it was gone. Its 10 pm at night got the extra kid here for the next few days isnt mine the fathers in bed sleeping the mother in laws bitchin every 5 mins at her, hubbys out of town and my kids are in bed.. I ask myself wheres your quiet time.. I realized I dont have it any more. I so miss having the house to myself during hunting season, cause It was my alone time, my time to chill with my girls and do fun stuff with just us.. and now I have to drag 2/3 other people with us and it kinda sucks.. I work alot and when I get home I really would love to sit and watch a movie with my kids or something but I am lucky to find a spot to sit on the couch until after 10pm and by this time I am so tired I cant keep my eyes open. I guess what I am saying is ... dont take in your family members to live with you cause it cost ya more than you ever know.. Not only money b

Contest
Here is the link to my pic for Sexy Guy contest that i am in. If my friends and family members would please go vote for me i would greatly appreciate it. And please let me know if you do vote for in the contest and i will gladly buy you a single red rose. Please repost also, and feel free to add any comments to this bulletin about this contest. Luv all my friends and family Thank you, Randy A.K.A. Dragon of Xxxtasy I have 180+ friends and only had 28 votes in the contest i am in, where are all my friends at? Okay also found out that anybody who votes for me in the contest can only vote once and comment once, this contest will last 1 month, and the total vote and comments will be added together to decide the winner

More Updatez On Me
Thursday, well still have that damn headache and I don't feel to good either.. So I am not going to do anything at all this weekend expet my mom wedding she is getting married Saturday.. I am hoping I could take my cousin Trick or treat on the 31 on October she really wants to go so bad.. Now she said she wants to be a lady bug for halloween and now she wants to be a witch lol she can't either make up her mind.. I told her that I am going trick or treat with her.. LOL I know I am to old for it but I am never to old for anything.. Well I hope I could feel better but till than I will give you all update on me ok.. Virgo24

Why Am I A Dork?
I am a Dork because I have old fashioned views in a young mans body. I am a Dork because I like to treat women with respect. I am a Dork because I Like to compliment a women without the thought of sex in my mind. I am a Dork because I believe all people are good inside unless they prove themselves different. I am a Dork because I am not afraid to show my emotions. I am a Dork because I am not afraid to be myself and not conform to other peoples Idea of me. I am a Dork because I love getting lost in a good book in the bath. I am a Dork because I value friends... I am a Dork because I am honest with myself... Dork Fish@ LostCherry

A Poem From A Guy With Cystic Fibrosis
Cystic Fibrosis by Chris Dawson Oh here we go once again They tip me upside down And pat and poke me till I cough And spit and almost drown But hey it's not so often now That we've got our new routine It's the slickest operation That this condition's ever seen I have got my diet plan you see My inhaler and my pills Supplements and medicines To sort out other ills I do everything the Doctors And Nurses say I ought But best of all I like the bit That involves me doing sport So I'm outdoors most often Throwing mud and climbing trees Swimming and playing football (after I've washed my knees) But when things aren't quite so good And it's nebuliser time I like to write some poetry And just suits me fine!

How A Boy With Cystic Fibrosis Lived His Life
Who was Damien Storm? Damien was a courageous young man and talented writer who passed away at the age of 22 from cystic fibrosis, a fatal genetic disease that affects the lungs and digestive system. Damien has left a legacy for all of us: In his poems and short stories, and in the strength and courage that he showed by fighting cystic fibrosis until the very end. This web site represents just a small part of the legacy he left behind. Read on or click a link on the left to learn more about this inspirational fighter, writer, and philosopher. view guestbook | sign guestbook Damien with brother Dean in '94 Damien the Fighter When it came to fighting cystic fibrosis, Damien was an all-out warrior. He didn't let it stop him from graduating magna cum laude with a double major in philosophy and English at Towson University in 1997 or from working part-time at the Baltimore Times. He accomplished these feats in the last year of his life with 30 percent lung capac

My Heart Beat
once when i looked at you my heart would quicken its beat with joy. now when i look at you my heart starts to cry for the pain you have caused me. how could you treat me so. did you not care how i felt. did you not value the love i gave you. how could you do this when i gave you all i had to give. once when i looked at you my heart would skip a beat with exitment, now it only shivers from the cold i feel inside when i look at you. i gave you my all never asking for anything other than your love. maybe i should have been like all the rest and only wanted material things you had to give. when i am gone dont cry for me. dont ask me to stay for i can not. you treated me so calously and threw my love to the side for another. how can i bare your touch knowing you were with her. how can i fix a heart you broke. i would have given my life for yours now it looks like you so easly tossed me to the side for what a quick trist with another. why for a quick ease in your pain. does it matter anym

Donating Clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it." Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25." The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center. Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?" Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."

True Eternity...
Reaching out to depths of your glass world Seeking what's hidden from most Reading into what you allow me to view Living your painted reality of life Your fantasy of all eternity A life of long happiness and love One that see's you for you Taking you as the real person you are Wanting to absorb everything Thoughts of unspoken words Voices of playful memories from your past Hidden expressions you keep deep Touching every part of you that's blocked Walls that keep you from hurt Dreams of never truly being happy A heart that has just mended with bricks Showing your glass world I won't hurt Kind feathers brushing to create a smile once more Words that come dear from the heart of honesty An "Angel's" promise to give only heaven..... Take me as I am and you shall seek your "heaven" ~Angel~

Friends
WELL TO ALL ON MY FRIEND LIST THAT STOP BY FROM TIME TO TIME AND RATE MY PICS AND SUCH I THANK U FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HART AND JUST LET ME KNOW IF I HAVE MISSED YOUR PAGE WHEN I AM ON POINTING UP ALL OF MY FRIENDS AS I DO MISS SOME EVERY NOW AND THEN AND TO ALL THOSE ON MY LIST THAT NEVER STOP BY WELL YOU KNOW WHO YOU R I TRY MY BEST NOT TO MISS ANY ONE ON MY LIST BUT I DO FROM TIME TO TIME AND AGAIN A BIG GIANT THANK YOU AND HUGGS TO ALL OF THOSE WHO HELP ME AND EVERYONE ELSE ON THERE LIST OUT ....

Dear Friend
Send This To All Ur Friends, And Me If I Am 1. If U Get 7 Back U R Loved Dear Friend, When u feel like crying....call me. ! . ! . ! I dont promise that I will make u laugh, but I can cry with u. If one day u want to run away dont be afraid to call me. I dont promise to ask u to stop...... but I can run with u. If one day u dont want to listen to anyone..... call me. I promise to be there for u but also promise to remain quiet. But one day if u call...... and there is no answer..... come fast to see me. Perhaps I need you. ____0000000000______0000000000_____ __000________000__000________000___ _000___________0000___________000__ 000_____________00_____________000_ 000____________________________000_ 000___________THANKS__________000_ _000____________FOR___________000__ __000__________BEING_________000___ ___000__________MY_________000____ _____000______FRIEND______000______ _______000______________000________ _________000__________000__________ ________

Nude Pics Of Me
ARE A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION....LOL BUT, WHILE YOU'RE LAUGHING AT ME BEING SUCH AN ARSE...IF YOU'VE NOT RATED MY PROFILE, WOULD YOU? WHILE YOU'RE SHAKING YOUR HEAD AT ME....PLEASE REPOST THIS SO YOUR FRIENDS CAN SEE WHAT A TOTAL FREAK I AM.......HA HA HA

Restrooms
This is good..... Only gals can appreciate this Women's Restrooms When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there were one, but there isn't - so you carefully but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down your pants, and assume "The Stance." In this position, your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time

Sg Update
I said I would update as soon as I found out whether or not the set was accepted, and it wasn't. Once again scenery has killed me. I need better places to do photo shoots. Fuck all. And I live in such a prudish town...damns. Well, wish me luck as I will be doing another one soon!!! And tomorrow night I'm going to the Suicide Girls Burlesque tour!! YAY!!! I can't wait. Perhaps they will love me and do a set for me there...that would rock!! ok...laters...off to contemplate places to g et naked!

Do These Tests Lie??? Lol
You scored as fucking mental. you're a fucking crazy, what are you doing living among normal ppl??? ahhhhh watch out crazy person coming!!! dont get me wrong, crazy ppl are fucking awesome! yay muffins!fucking mental80%eh..sorta70%not at all40%How psyco are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Where Do I Start?
well i have written blogs before and that was on myspace... but now im writng one on the LC and for some odd reason it seems so different... maybe becuz everyone can read them hmmm i dont know... but here goes.. for the past couple months ive been through alot in my life.. some real ups and downs in life.. all i have is one question that i wish i could answer for my self but i cant becuz its way to confusing... why does love have to be so complicating??? i have three very important men in my live that i love dearly... one has had my heart from the first day that i saw him.. when we looked into each others eyes for the first time is was very magical i knew then and there that i woud have a very happy life with him.. and to this day i still feel that...he has been there for me when i needed him...he was there for me when my friend jeff died (R.I.P Jeff) he was there for me when i was having problems with my family.. but when i needed him the most he wasnt there but t

My Resume =)
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate. 2. Then, I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job. 4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. 5. Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme. 6. I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard. 7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy. 8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience. 9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in. 10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income. 11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Mai

These Tests Arent At All What Theyre "quacked" Up To Be!!! Hehe
You scored as Donald Duck. Your alter ego is Donald Duck! Try as you might, you have a nasty temper that is hard to control. But you try hard to please, and you arn't one to go down without a fight. Donald Duck75%Peter Pan69%Goofy63%The Beast44%Cruella De Ville44%Sleeping Beauty44%Ariel38%Cinderella38%Pinocchio31%Snow White31%Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?created with QuizFarm.com

My Saying
You have to take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you got, and remember what you had, always forgive but never forget, learn from your mistakes, but never regret; people change, things go wrong, just remember that life goes on" Words to live by

I'm A Butt Person Lol
You scored as Butt. You are attracted to: the ass! your an ass man/woman.Butt100%Boobs75%Abs/Stomach67%Penis67%Face58%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics) ver. 2.0created with QuizFarm.com

What Color Represnts You
You scored as White. White represents purity, calmness and innocense, and you fit all this. You are angelic to the core and would never dream of hurting anyone on purpose. The events of this world tend to shock you and you cannot wait to escape to a better place. You believe in the good of people. Your kind and loving nature makes you very hard to resist.Blue67%White67%Orange50%Black50%Green50%Purple50%Pink33%Yellow33%Red0%Which Colour Represents You???created with QuizFarm.com

Venting Some Shit That Bugs Me.....
Something that always has bugged me is how some guys have it all and don't know it. Guys that treat their women like shit cause they don't want their friends to think they are pussies or.. they are so damn controlling over them that they treat them like slaves. They want to know where they are going and who they are talking to and the women has to have dinner on the table for him so he can eat and then go out and get drunk or stoned with his friends. And when they want sex, by god the women better be ready no matter if she has to get up and go to work in a couple of hours or not. One women told me about a abusive relationship where the guy woke her up and wanted her to suck his dick(he was drunk) so she did it..knowning that in a couple of hours she had to be at work..She goes off to work and the drunk bastard sleeps all day until 3pm about the time she would be coming home. Other things that burn me up inside is hearing about guys that have kids and don't want to have

My Horrible Track Record With Leonine Women - Part 1
Colleen McAvoy, Aug. 11, 1967 Colleen lived in the neighborhood where I grew up. She and her friend, Chris Tabor, were two of the bitchiest girls anyone could ever meet, unless you're one of the Perez brothers, but that's another story. A little back history: One fateful summer day, my brother Rick called Chris Tabor a bitch. I don't remember why she deserved it this time, but we were in our front yard of a 2 acre lot, and they on their way from her house to Colleen's. They were being snotty and making rude comments. Perhaps we deserved them. I don't think so, but no matter. The first thing Colleen does is pick up a ROCK and throws it at my brother's head. He must have been... oh, 9 maybe 10 (I'm three years older). He was bleeding profusely from a 2 inch gash in the back of his head and had to go to the emergency room for stitches. She came back to say she was sorry, for what it's worth, but the fact remains he wasn't even looking at her when she threw it. Perhaps a year late

Help Her Lvl.
Ok guys my friend is only 1,015 points from leveling so if you have time to go by and show her some love and help her out it would be greatly appercaited!! *HUGS,KISSES&LOVE* TO ALL MY CHERRIES!!! KNSaylor27@ LostCherry

Andre And The Mojo
Miss Bonzel was known to be a woman of spiritual power, but the nature and source of that power were matters of some discussion. She lived in a large, unfurnished house that had been bequeathed to her by a man who had the misfortune to be eaten by an alligator shortly after finalizing his will. His relatives took the furniture upon notice of his demise. On this particular day, Miss Bonzel answered a knock at her door. A fair-haired boy of seven years stood before her. "Who are you?" she demanded. "I'm Andre Jolevett," he replied. "Why you comin to see me?" "My mama's sick." "Your mama send you here?" "No." "The doctor been to see your mama?" Miss Bonzel inquired. "Yeah, but Doctor Pardieu didn't do nothin but tell her to get some rest. She been in bed for more than a week and she aint no better. I think maybe someone put a mojo on her." Miss Bonzel studied the boy suspiciously. "Did you bring me some money?" she asked. "I don't have no money, but I'

I See
I see you alone in your room... I see you hidden from the world... I see you naked... in a sense... I see you for who you really are... I see you... behind all the masks and charades... A cheat... a liar... a phony... a fake... And oh so much hate... As the blade runs across your skin... I see what you really are inside... I see that you are no different than I... I see you had no reason for the hate you bestowed upon me... Before you go... Tell me one thing... What makes you hate??? But alas I was too late... For to much blood had been spilled... So I ask you now... Was it really worth it???

22 Different Types Of Witches
The 22 Types of Witches 1. Bright-eyed Novice You just read this cool book about a religion where there's a Goddess and a God, and they meet outside in nature, instead of some scary old building. They think sex is GOOD not evil, and you want to know where to sign up. DISTINGUISHING SIGNS: Mispronounces God/dess names, has to think a moment about which is deosil and which is widdershins. Has a shiny new athame (rhymes with "A-frame?") 2. Grand Old Wo/Man Actually remembers Woodstock (the first one). Will tell you about the time they dropped acid with Kerry Wendell Thornley - or maybe it was Robert Anton Wilson. Anyway, it was somebody with three names. Or was it three people with one name? DISTINGUISHING SIGNS: Luxuriant gray locks, listens very intently, knows dish about people you've only read about. 3. Tree Hugging Nature Sprite Most prized possession: one of Judi Barry's old tree spikes. Simultaneously believes in universal love for humanity AND

Sipping Vodka
SIPPING VODKA This is too funny – I still have tears in my eyes! Finally, a chain letter that I don’t mind forwarding. It’s funny (don’t break chain) A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.” So next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: 1)Sip the vodka, don’t gulp. 2)There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3)There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4)Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5)Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6)We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7)The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are

Sipping Vodka.....
SIPPING VODKA This is too funny – I still have tears in my eyes! Finally, a chain letter that I don’t mind forwarding. It’s funny (don’t break chain) A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.” So next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: 1)Sip the vodka, don’t gulp. 2)There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3)There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4)Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5)Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6)We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7)The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are

Angel Of Mine
I love you so much that words can't explain this joy that I have for you. When I am at the weakest point of my life you are there encouraging me to run this race because I am not only cause you are there with me. You are on my mind day and night. When we are apart I picture you gracious smile and gentle hug. I can let my feelings out to you and won't regret it because no matter what is you are always on my side. I thank God for sending me someone like you who is precious and loving. and kind you are my angel baby and i love you So I can truly say that you are the Angel of My Life!

A Big Thank You
To all who sent me jack daniels, cake and balloons and teddy and other comments etc for me birthday today, you all rock by the way and its a pleasure to have you as friends and also a big thank you for reading the blogs and commenting as well. im gonna be late for work again, I really shouldnt switch on me computer in the mornings, anyway hope to post some more stuff later depending on what drunken state im in.

Mom-of-kaylea
Vote for me in the following 3 contests and vote for my daughter in the other contest. I wanna see a lot of comments too :):) Love ya all Most real Best beaver [ LostCherry.com photo: 4149725700 ] Best chest [ LostCherry.com photo: 3436983012 ] Kids costume (repost of original by 'mom-of-kaylea' on '2006-10-27 00:42:59')

Ghost In A Memory
did you see the girl that smiled for you waited for you loved for you did you know she died in the shadow of your path leaving only whispers of regret that still float across the empty spaces did you see the girl that you left burning kept awake by the light of cinders and flesh starving now only, for answers the ghost in the darkness haunting a memory

Male Orgsams
In the past years sex has changed from the simple sex between couples either married, engagae or dating. It was just the simple forplay of touching and kissing of the lips and neck. Over the years it evelpved into more foreplay where men and women can find that sensual feeling from just the tongue and the fingers.It even changed in the way of not being something of true feelings and emotions and love. Now it is mainly about pleassure and ability to perform at your best. Now it is a simbol that is shown as an important aspect of every human being who know about the aspects of sex and also who have the ability of prforming this act. In this century of sexually explicit ideas and products the simple orgasm was mainly intended for the female body. Where most products onthe market give rise to satisfying a woman's body. The human body has many different nerve points and the all are aroused in sexual acts. The feeling a woman gets when she has an orgasm. Now in my own sexual encounte

How Youve Touched My Life
i want you to know how you've touched my life and made me who I am. Because of you my world is now whole,Because of you.love lives in my soul.Because of you I have laughter in my life Because of you I am no longer afraid of good byes.You are my love and my life my source of strength,My love for you is pure my love for you grows stronger and deeper everday with the knowledge that you'll always be mine. I dream of your touch.I dream of your smile.I dream of the day I can fall asleep next to you.This Is a dream I have,Every night if i sleep and it's all because of you. love you my baby

I Pledge My Love To You
My love for you is like the ocean that goes down so deep.My love for you is like a river That will never end and never stop,i would climb The highest mountain top Swim the deepest ocean just for your love. For you I would cross The rivers most wide.Walk the hottest desert sand To have you with me.For you are the love of my life,and Who makes my life feel so whole You've captured my heart,and touched my soul. you Gave me new hope.You showed me what love means.For you alone Are my reason.You came into my life And made me complete I've made a vow, to no one but you I pledge my love to forever be true

Stop To Breath
Pause and breathe, Close your eyes and feel me. Inhale my love as it wraps, And winds around your heart. Feel press of soft lips, Brush yours with whisp of breeze. Dont deny the touch upon your skin, That gives you shivers of yearning. Body that curves perfectly into yours, Aching with suppressed need to be weak, With the intensity of whole soul. Stroke inner liquid heat of me, Within your mind as though we were physical. Make me moan and beg endlessly, Crying against your mouth in a kiss with unreleased need. Listen to purrs from my creamy soft throat, That can bring you to your knees with caresses of pleas. No! I cry out to you, dont let this end. Not yet. But the urgency rushing through me denies this request. My world shatters in mixed colors zig zagging Within mind that comprehends not, What flesh has just embraced in breathless shudders. My ear against the phones mouth piece, Sinks in pleasures of you responding to me. I can feel y

The One
The moment I saw you, something stirred inside something I thought had long ago died The more I looked and talked to you the more and more the feeling grew Then I knew what the feeling was, desire, surprise I wanted you To kiss your lips and stroke your face, to hold you close be face to face To look into those beautiful eyes, and show you the passion I've had locked inside There is no fear, I'm surprised at that just pure desire, I don't want to turn back And when we're together, I want the hours to last getting lost in your arms, in pure passion at last You restarted a fire that has smoldered for years reigniting that burning desire, my dear It fills me up, right down to my toes. Oh how I hope the feeling lasts, it may be wrong right now, but I don't want to turn back In my dreams your the one, the on my heart so desires. May this moment last a life time blistful love. For I know your the one......

What's So Good About Me
Good Morning, though it;s been a hectic one here. All I wanted to do was make a simple pot of coffee............... BUT NOOOOOO! I tell ya this coffe pot got issues, Man did I have a fun mess to clean, MMHM!! I was like @$$%^&**&%$#%$^*(*))&%$%&*( ))!!! LOL, Well I have to go now and have a conf. with my son's teacher! LUCKY ME! But first I think I will stop at the gas station and pick me up a cup of coffee, Coffee is my FRIEND!! Yes I am loosing it, I haven't had my coffee yet, HEE HEE lol! Ok I am done bitching, Love all, exspecially if you act. took the time to read this, Have a great dayNOw how about someone put some coffee in that cup for me!!!

The Turtle Results Are In !!
The debate on: If a turtle looses his shell, is he naked or homeless? is over and the results are in. You have decided that he is............ HOMELESS !!! Thanks to all who took the time to vote and comment. if you want to.

Urgent!! Need Everyone's Help Asap!
Hi I got the link for this really late, but I need all of you to help me try to catch up and win this contest! I would really appreciate it very much. Make sure to vote for "Lex" http://friends.freakdaddys.com/voteme2/vote.pl

If Interested A Small Test,lol
a test for u single guys Current mood: annoyed Well fuck me side ways and call me tuesady..lol...no really.What does it take to get a guy these days cause I'm doing something wrong,Are there any good guys out there?or are my standards too high? I'm not looking for anyone that is in a relationship of any kind,can't be old as the hills(over 65),no weridos or someone looking for me to be your sugar mama.this is the type of guys that is always wanting me but it's not for me. Here is a list of what I'm looking for (like i said maybe my standards are too high )so I thought that I would make this a test instead ,with a point system.So if inerested get a pen and paper and let me know you score and maybe we can talk if its a good one.good luck 1.must be male.....3 points 2.between 21 and 45........2 points 3.single,seprated,divorced dont really care as long as you have no girlfriend or wife........3 points 4.must have a job as i dont want to support your ass(i make my

Capt. Blair Wiggins Inshore Slam Tournament
I would like to invite everyone to come out and participate in the first annual Capt. Blair Wiggins Inshore Slam tournament being held on October 28th. The captains meeting is Friday 10/27 @ 6:30pm at Rusty' at the port. We are proud to be a part of the inaugural Fall Classic being hosted by Sean Slater. A two week series of events including surfing, golf and fishing. Cocoa Beaches finest born & bred surfers & fishermen are coming home to help support a worthy cause. The World Skin Care Foundation. The WSCF was founded to educate the public about the prevention of the most preventable cancer of them all. More information on all of the events is available at www.worldskincancerfoundation.org Hope to see you you all there, we are hoping for a great turnout!

The Web
Creatively You worked your art You spun a web Around my heart How beautifully Your deeds have spread Each intricately Woven thread With strands of care You dried my tears Your gentleness Dispelled my fears Your wisdom Helped me understand And patiently You held my hand To give me courage To brave the storm With kindness You have kept me warm Your passion Lit a glowing fire That filled my soul With sweet desire You're all That I was dreaming of For the web you spun Was made of love

What Is Wrong With Me?
So I was trying to purchase some Doritos from the vending machine and of course they got stuck. I couldn't shake the thing loose because there were these three ugly chicks talking down the hall. Nothing worse than ugly chicks realizing what a tard I am. So I put more money in to get another bag and knock the first one free. Oh, it came free ok. Then the second bag stuck. No way in hell was I leaving that one up there. I put more money in. Third times the charm. Long story short.... I have 6 bags of Doritos.

My B-day
hey all iam new here just wanted to say hi and let you all know that tonight is my b-day so we are haveing a get togather at the bar anyone can come . thats right can not wait tell tonight drinks fun and gods now what. after the bar all going back to my house and keep going wel hope you all are having a good day later.

Why Did She Go?
Did you ever know you were my hero? Everywhere you went; I wanted to go. But, our lives took different paths, We got separated for a while but you rejoined me at last. You came back and that was one of the happiest days of my life; Little did I know of the demons you were fighting inside. You came to talk to me today; You sat beside me as if not sure what to say. You talked about Gods promise and the Promised Land, But, the way you said it I just didn't understand. You said you wouldn't leave again without saying goodbye, But, I went to church and you took your life. I don't know if I didn't, I don't know or even understand your reason! My sorrow is like a slumbering volcano, My heart builds up pressure until it erupts and overflows. As I lay here all I can do is cry, My heart hurts so bad I wish I could die. I loved you more than life itself, It breaks my heart to think of the pain you must have felt. But you wouldn't tell me what was causing you hurt. All you wou

So..im Trying To Write A Book...
Here's a part of it...tell me what you think? Time seemed endless tonight. Silence, nothing but the sound of the wind rustling leaves spilling scents of decay and rebirth through the forest. Ali walked silently into the night, her eyes downcast. Her thoughts far away, trapped in the past. The wind howled and still she walked. The night growing darker as clouds filled the sky obscuring the moon. A heavy sigh spilled from her lips as she tried to break free of the pain filled loop of her thoughts. Ignoring everything around her, she wandered on. A loud pop behind her echoed in her mind. She didn't stop walking, didn't even jolt as she continued suddenly very aware of her surroundings. Ali slid her hands into the pockets of her long black duster, cold steel warming comfortingly at her touch. Black leather boots crunching against twigs and rocks she veered from the path. There was only silence and the wind, but she wasn't in the mood for trouble. Her green eyes flicked from shadow to

I Wonder By: Tabitha Lynn Cowan
I Wonder By: Tabitha Lynn Cowan Oh I wonder, I wonder, Why is the sky blue? I wonder, I wonder, How do I tie my shoe? Oh I wonder, I wonder, Why is snow white? I wonder, I wonder, Why does Mommy say eat every last bite? I wonder so much about the world around me, Why you ask, because I am a mere child of only three. I want to grow big and strong, And have a life that is so long. But I hear Mommy crying late at night, And to see her cry is a terrible sight, She cries because of what the doctors say. She says they tell her soon angels will come to take me away. My poor lil body is sick and dying, And I am so tired of crying. Oh I wonder, I wonder, What makes a tree? I wonder, I wonder, Why did this happen to me? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is one that I still have yet to figure out where the idea came from. None of my children have ever been deathly sick and none of my friends children have either. I find a lot of time

A Mother's Thoughts At Birth By: Tabitha Lynn Cowan
A Mother’s Thoughts At Birth By: Tabitha Lynn Cowan Pain and agony, Hope and fear, The joyful knowing that you will soon be here. I close my eyes and push with all my might, Knowing that this is the end of the fight. With a loud cry and happy tears, Everyone around us knows that you are here. All ten fingers and all ten toes, You are mine to nurture and help grow. You are the ultimate realization of love, The perfect gift from God above. Without the love between Daddy and me, You would not be. Forever part of us, our heart and soul, Worth all the pain as off to sleep I start to fall. I wish you the happiest life ever, Know that no one can ever love you better. Perfect little angel in my arms, I will keep you safe from all of life’s harms. Sleep sweet and safe my darling babe, And thank God everyday for the life love has made. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This one was written when I wasn't pregnant, lol. Surprise huh.

Everyday Life
well i am doing good today. posted some pics of me and my two bfs here in my life lol. well everything here is going good and as far as i am concerned BORING but boring is better than a bunch of trama drama lol. i also got a job yesterday start monday and i am excited about that. the baby is doing good she is growning like a weed and is so smart. i am realy proud of her. well enough boring stuff from me. laters

"crucify My Love" By X Japan
Crucify my love If my love is blind Crucify my love If it sets me free Never know Never trust "That love should see a color" Crucify my love If it should be the way Swing the heartache Feel it inside out When the wind cries I'll say goodbye Tried to learn Tried to find To reach out for eternity Where's the answer Is this forever Like a river flowing to the sea You'll be miles away, and I will know I know I can deal with the pain No reason to cry Crucify my love If my love is blind Crucify my love If it sets me free Never know Never trust "That love should see a color" Crucify my love If it should be the way 'Til the loneliness shadows the sky I'll be sailing down and I will know I know I can clear clouds away Oh Is it a crime to love Swing the heartache Feel it inside out When the wind cries I'll say goodbye Tried to learn Tried to find To reach out for eternity Where's the answer Is this forever If my love is blind Crucify my love

Nothing
For you I cry, Only to be caught up in your pathetic lies, Thinking I never seen through them, Look again I seen them glowing in your eyez, To you I was dumb, All i feel is numb.. You I have over come, What I once thought was love is now done...

Dont Talk Shit
ok so does anybody else want to royaly piss me off come i dare someone else to speak up and fucking piss me off god dammit who has something to say all i got to say dont come at me talking shit about bush or me or my troops dont do it this is your only fucking warning if you do ill hunt you down mother fuckers dont piss me off so whos with me ill be straight with yall im a sweet dude im irish so we take care of our women but you insult us or piss us off then you better hope your double jointed so oyu can bend under and kiss your ass good bye cause we will fuck your world up

My Writing
for those that do not know me that well i have a nack for taking others feelings and when i write it seems if they are my own. i love to write. i write alot of diff things i even belong to a poetry forum .

What Your Mates Composed Of
Romance Romance is most important in a boyfriend/girlfriend. You need romance in your life. You love the extra dimension that romance brings to a relationship and you tend to fall in love very quickly. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

A Sexual Genious
You have a sexual IQ of 149 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Just Saying!!
oK everyone, I got a ton of nice page comments today wishing me a good weekend and thanks for the add! I will give individual love later, for now I am in a rush to get my costume ready to go for the party I am going to tonight for halloween and no time to send love to all 1 on 1. So I hope you dont mind the group hug method and wishes for an awesome weekend and hope you all get laid too! lol P.S. PhatBooty, I did go with your idea somewhat, but changed a couple things.. should be cool and I am excited to do this. Just so happens this party is among the swinger community so the condom tree might be handy! lol thanks for the awesome idea!! you rule the school! (and are a beautiful woman!)

Alone!!!
I'm swimming all alone in a pool of darkness and I feel like darkness is slowly pulling me under I yell for help but no one is there to hear it I begin to see the water at eye level and I kick and flail fighting to stay above the darkness But the darkness won't let go of its hold on me and I slowly begin to give in to the feeling that lies below the water line the waters starts to fill my lungs the lungs that once held so much life yet now they allow the murky water to replace that I know that this path doesn't lead to happiness But why doesn't someone grab my hand pull me from darkness's grasp? because no one knows I stand at the boundary the boundary between light and dark so I give in to the thing that holds me All of the strength and all of the courage that I once held in my heart can't save me from the water So I slowly slip below the world of conscientiousness undetected by the occupants of that world I don't want to fight anymore I've given into darkness

Friends
OK LOOK IM GOING TO PUT IT LIKE THIS I DO NOT CHOOSE MY FRIENDS BASED ON POPULARITY I CHOOSE THEM ON HOW THEY MAKE ME FEEL, IF I FEEL I CAN BE TOTALLY HONEST WITH THEM GREAT THEY BECOME A FRIEND OTHERWISE I DONT HAVE MUCH TO DO WITH THEM...... NOW FOR THOSE SELECT FEW THAT HAVE GOTTEN REALLY CLOSE TO ME THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE AND THEY ALSO KNOW IM GOING TO BE THERE FOR THEM NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not 100% Like Most Of Ya Lol
table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'> You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs92%Bondage83%Biting83%Whips67%Blood33%Blind Folds33%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

If I Was Your Girlfriend!
1.)How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.)How many times a day would you just want to hold me? 3.)Would you take me places? 4.)Would you love me? 5.)If we went out on a date would u have me pay for it? 6.)Would you take me anywhere special? 7.)If I was sick... what would you do? 8.)Would you care for me? 9.)If one of my friends tried to get with you what would you do? 10.)Would u tell me? 11.)Would u listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.)Would u introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.)Would you care about what i wore when we go out ? 14.)Would you go to the Club with me? 15.)If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.)If someone tried to fight with me in front of you what would you do? 17.)If a girl/guy tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would u do? 18.)Would u give me your myspace password? 19.)If i gave you mine would you read all my mail? 20.)If i said i loved you would you say it bac

There's This Place I Like To Go....
I guess when we start to get sad, a lot of us have a place we like to go - Now, I'm not here to gain simpathy, but in my past, and recently actualy, I've been a cutter - It's where I go when my head is too full and I don't know where to turn. I've tried lots of other ways around it, but that is what works best for me right now. Well, what use to work - I don't do it anymore and am actively trying to keep myself clean from it. Still, things happen in life when we need to go some place - So, I suggest the following: Step 1: Google Landscapes - Then click on Images Step 2: Shuffle through all the porn that will come up until you find a picture of a place you think is amazingly beautiful. Step 3: Meditate on that place, and see if you can't picture yourself there. Step 4: Sit back, relax, and enjoy the view. These simple steps have been very useful - I've found a bunch of places I'd rather be there here/now - And I know it's not healthy to just escape when you think you can't han

Disappointed
I am really disappointed....I guess that you have to been a long standing member of LC for someone to pay attention to a bullentin when it comes to helping someone level up... I have helped alot of people level up, I give all of my fans, fans of, family and friends a comment every morning (which I truely enjoy doing, makes me smile and hope the one I am giving a comment to smiles and make their day just a little better.) and I appreciate all of the people who have helped me level up without me even asking and very, very rarely do I ever ask for help.....I had sent a bullentin this morning asking to help a really nice person level up to level 3. she was less than 450....She is fairly new and I wanted her to get a good impression of LC... only 2 people responded, which they did all they could do and you know who you are, you're awesome and (Thank You, I greatly appreciate it)I was under the impression that no matter if you are well known, In the "Family" or new or whatever, that L

My Kinky Turn On
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting100%Chains/Handcuffs67%Bondage58%Whips58%Blood17%Blind Folds17%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Beer Warnings...
Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the Medical Association's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers: WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a wanker. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your head in. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex- lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your trousers. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: Consumption

Wolverine
You Are Wolverine Small but fierce, you're a great fighter. Watch out! You are often you're own greatest enemy. Powers: Adamantium claws, keen senses, the ability to heal quickly Which of the X-Men Are You?

What Creature Of The Night Are You???
You scored as Fallen Angel. You my friend are a Fallen Angel!You were amongst the closest to God, yet love led you down a path of self-destruction. You find yourself crying a lot, because of the pains of this world. Yes it is very crewl, yet you know there isn't a thing you can do about it. Follow your heart and you will find some of your former happiness.Fallen Angel67%Vampire50%You are a Vampiric Elf!42%Black Witch33%You are a Demon33%What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)created with QuizFarm.com

Chains
You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs100%Biting92%Whips83%Bondage83%Blind Folds33%Blood17%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Dinner Time
This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. After he picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an old biker trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free from rust. The dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and put it on the chrome before it rains, and everything will be fine. He happily pays for the bike and leaves. A few months later, the young man meets a woman and falls in love. She ask him to come home and meet her parents over dinner. He readily accepts and the date is set. At the appointed time, he picks her up on this Harley and they ride to her parents house. Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes. After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to break the silence and get stuck doing the dishes. After

Yay, I'm So Exited....and So Close....(to All Lc Users)
I just upped my level last night to level 8 and now i'm 2,654 Cherry Points away from level 9! I'm normally not so active on sites and I havent even been on lost cherry a full month!!! but this is exiting!! yay!! im up to 30-something referrals now and hoping to get more. I know its not THAT exiting because there are so many people who have WAY higher levels than I do but still..I'm happy!!! :-D I love evryone on here. All the LC friends, fans, and everyone else have been SO nice to me. So this is for you:

How I Will Die... Maybe If I Had A Gun...
You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).Disappear80%Suicide73%Bomb53%Disease53%Stabbed53%Cut Throat47%Gunshot40%Posion40%Suffocated40%Natural Causes40%Eaten

Hehe
Well today I got my costum for halloween...I am gonna be a vampyre fairy. I will take some pics if i can tomorrow and let everyone see or I could make you guys wait until I get my camera developed next friday...I dont know yet. What do you guys think? Bisexualvampyre

What Do Your Eyes Reveal About You?(pics!)
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion83%Eyes full of Pain67%Mysterious58%Diamond Eyes50%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Difficult Things...
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. British Constitution 3. Passive-aggressive disorder THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more beer for me. 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing...

Happy Holloween Guys
hey everybody hopeing you will have a great scary holloween i Halloween had its beginnings in an ancient, pre-Christian Celtic festival of the dead. The Celtic peoples, who were once found all over Europe, divided the year by four major holidays. According to their calendar, the year began on a day corresponding to November 1st on the modern day Gregorian calendar. The date marked the beginning of winter. Since they were pastoral people, it was a time when cattle and sheep had to be moved to closer pastures and all livestock had to be secured for the winter months. Crops were harvested and stored. The date marked both an ending and a beginning in an eternal cycle. The festival observed at this time was called Samhain (pronounced Sah-ween or Sow-in). It was the biggest and most significant holiday of the Celtic year. The Celts believed that at the time of Samhain, more so than any other time of the year, the ghosts of the dead were able to mingle with the living, because at Samh

Needed A Place To Masuubrare
A woman is told by her doctor that masturbating before sex often helped women last longer during the act. The lady decided, "What the hell, I'll do it," sHe spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. sHe couldn't do it in her office. sHe thought about the restroom, but that was too open. sHe considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, she realized her solution. On her way home, she pulled her car over on the side of the highway.sHe got out and crawled underneath the car she was playing with her pussy..Satisfied with her privacy, she started to masturbate. sHe closed her eyes and thought of her lover. As she grew closer to orgasm, she felt a quick tug at the bottom on her shoulder Not wanting to lose her mental fantasy or her orgasm, she kept her eyes shut and kept fingering her pussy , "What?" sHe heard a voice say this the police. What's going on down there?" The lady replied, "I'm playing with my pussy its very wet ." Came the reply, "W

Touch Me
Touch me and set my soul a blaze Your grace and beauty do amaze For god made one so full of love An angel sent from heaven above To make the world a better place And touch the souls of all you grace And leave inside your essence sweet I seek you out your face to meet For only when my eyes see you Can I carry on the day through You’re light and joy and peace of soul The missing piece that makes me whole I knew you before time began Before there was woman, before man Eternal we are and always to be Your everything good in this world to me So blessed am I that we found each again For you made something great inside this man And now life will never be quite the same You’re written in my heart and my soul know your name By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Don't Say No To Sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE: During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's

For Playfulwolf
The touch of your hands Warm and gentle, sweet and kind Feeling your soul through the touch Searching for something or some one That understands your moods Your need to be loved And feel safe and know you belong When someone simply says:"I understand" And know only the truth is spoken To see deep into the soul And know what lies there Someone who knows how to bring it out Into words or actions To show how to bring it out And show it to the world The ability to Embrace it and live in it How not to live in the shadows We may be different by nature, but near fear it For these hands will never harm you Our souls connect Our hearts race Our love intertwines As it climbs to the sky Taking us higher and higher Til our needs are fulfilled Copyright © 2006 Daniel SilverCougar

The Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look at sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning." "Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?" Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo. It mean someone stole tent!"

A Naughty Little Poem
A Naughty Little Poem She whispered "will it hurt me?" "Of course not" answered he "It's a very simple process, You can rely on me." She said "I'm very frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times And said it can be sore." It was growing rather painful Tears formed in her eyes It was hurting quite a bit now It must have been a size. "Calm yourself" he whispered "His face filled with a grin "Try and open wider So I can get it in." "It's coming now" he whispered "I know" she cried in bliss Feeling it deep within her now She said "I am glad I'm having this." And with a final effort She gave a frightened shout He gripped it in anguish And quickly pulled it out. She lay back quite contended Sighed and gave a smile She said "I'm glad I came now You made it worth my while." Now if you read this carefully The dentist you will find Is not what you imagined It's just your dirty mind!!

If You Find Him Let Me Know!!!
GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN. LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER. LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. MESS WITH HER HAIR. JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS Y0U D0. F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS. WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER. LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS. GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER KISS HER F0REHEAD. GIVE HER THE W0RLD. WRITE HER LETTERS. LET HER WEAR Y0UR CL0THES. WHEN SHES SAD, HANG 0UT WITH HER. LET HER KN0W SHE'S IMP0RTANT. LET HER TAKE ALL THE PH0T0S 0F Y0U SHE WANTS. KISS HER

~**the Song Of A Broken Heart(poem)**~ By: Blake A. Underhill
Why is there so much pain to an end? I look down to the road of happiness and I can never see around the next bend Where have the days of open minds and hearts disappeared? When all I have ever wanted is for the path to be cleared I want to remember what it is like to be the focus of someone’s heart From beginning to end I never got a fair start I am tumbling down into the depths of loneliness, and it was my intent My soul is screaming it will scream until I no longer feel bent I look in the mirror and I see a face of a man who is lost in a world he does not belong Waiting to be awakened by the beat of his heart once it is strong When you dive in head first you are just waiting to be drowned Drowned by love when no one else is around In the end all I have is what I had when I began I should have looked the other way, I should have ran When I think of what could have been and what was meant to be I wonder if in this master plan anyone has ever thought of me When

I Think It's Funny
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

Elmo!!
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel >manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly >at 8:00 AM. > >The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's >door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this >new employee. > >He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up. > >The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to >show him the problem. > >Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the >line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material used for the >Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little >piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the >little package >between Elmo's legs. > >The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several >minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, >"I'm sorry, I guess you misund

A Poem I Wrote To My Loveing Wife
While You Sleep While you lie asleep at night I watch you with all my might Try to keep you in my sight, But the sleep, I must fight To stay awake until daylight, Then I know you'll be alright, While you lie asleep at night. John T Roe Copyright ©2006 John T Roe

The Ode Of The Chocolate Cherry
The Ode of The Chocolate Cherry I watched as you dunked the cherry into the rich, dark chocolate sauce. It pulled heavily at the stem from the weight of the dark syrup. You carefully placed it on to of my head. The chocolate slowly glided down my face. A drop traveled to the corner of my lips. It was still warm. You slowly poured more chocolate glaze over my head, and it spread evenly over my chest. You told me to remain still, so the cherry would not fall from my head. The thick syrup covered my quivering stomach, running down my abdomen. It slowly surrounds my hardened dick, covering my swollen balls. You greedily started to lick the hardening chocolate from quivering body. I grabbed your hair when you enveloped the tip of my cock and pushed your tightly wrapped lips further down. My mind was consumed with a passionate fire. You gently drew up your head and climbed on top of me. I grabbed your hips and guided you over me. Suddenly you push down, and my dick slipped into

Getting Old
Are you getting old test: 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. D

F U F S
HEY LC THANX FOR TAKING MY 15 BUCKS IN STICKYS I DO 3 OR 4 A WEEK AND IT AINT THE MONEY I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT ITS THE WORK THE GIRL PUT IN HER SALUTE TO THE MILITARY THATS WHY I MADE IT A STICKY LOST IT YESTERDAY AND REDID IT TODAY THERES 10 BUCKS AND THE ONE I DID FOR A CONTEST FOR SOMEONE ^^ fat sonny wrote im sorry i dont see how its lc.s falt you lost your money its not babyjs falt that the damn bulding lost its power and if youe were adult enough you should hae just went to babyj and told him what was going on insted of posting it like it was his falt and he stole your money .... ( undercover angel) innocentprncss™ 2006-10-27 12:10:28 I agree with you undercover....rather than making this a public issue in a bulletin, it should have been talked over with babyj first to see what would happen and whether their stickies would be restored or reimbursed. **~Jaded Stang~** 2006-10-27 10:48:38 Actually, I have faith in Baby J. Although it was not his fault,

What Element Lies Within Me??
You scored as Fire. FIRE! You are spunky yet loyal, and have the heart of a warrior. Though unpredictable and hard to contain, but your best buds always manage to keep you in check. you can have a bad temper but you are not mean. You are however strong and protective, so enemies WATCH OUT!Fire100%Darkness83%Wind67%Earth50%Light50%What Element Lies within you?(PICS)created with QuizFarm.com

Falling
Falling by cinful © One minute she was on her feet, blind, bound, and a little off-balance, but at least she was still standing, still in control. The next she was flying. Falling... Back onto the soft bed, chained hands wanting desperately to reach out and catch something to hold onto...but unable to. She knew it wasn't graceful, the position she'd found herself in. And she knew he was watching her. Staring at her. Taking in every detail of her form. Enjoying the way the tumble had made her legs fall open like a slut who couldn't contain herself. She could feel him moving closer, feel the heat of his hands even before they wrapped around her arms. "OVER!" Frozen by the certainty that she knew what was coming next she failed to move as quickly as he obviously expected and the hand that grasped her chin was not overly gentle. "You heard me, slut. Turn over!" She struggled, bound hands getting in the way, to turn over onto her plump stomach. Without his a

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How Itll Be
ive returned to the scene of the crime backed down from a one sided love affair Ive filled my days with piece of mind cant hold up this cross I bare I feel you coming near taking my breath away the sky is becoming clear on this darkened roadway youve come full circle back to me and now the time has come near fill your eyes with irony living with all your fear you cant escape how you feel when youre so damn near me you cant seem to get your fill this is how it will always be