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Ewok's blog: "Teh Purple Rose"

created on 09/17/2006  |  http://fubar.com/teh-purple-rose/b3221
GRAWR! I swear. If I ever go back to that completly horrid place, I'm going to request that the lady that cleaned my teeth be ducktaped in the back room! Goddamn! That fucking hurt! Getting your teeth cleaned is NOT supposed to hurt, unless you got what my mom had done. Doc was pretty good about it, but the chick that did the pumice thingy was new and left handed and not used to any of the shit she was doing. When they were x-raying me, she had to ask this older lady what the hell she was supposed to be doing.That was taken care of and she told me to go to the front chair thing. They did the thing where you have this thing in your mouth and they take a couple little pictures and when she tried to get me to bite down on it I nearly screamed. I thought the thing was cutting through the top of my fucking mouth! It still hurts! Then I found out that I had little mineral deposits between my teeth and gums. Thank God she called Doc in there for that. But yeah...the pumice thing...she had the vaccume to get all the chunks that she flung about my mouth and half the time it was stuck to the underside of my toung or the inside of my cheek. Do you know how much that fucking hurts?!? Damn it all to hell and back! And then she was gettin my lip with the cleany thing and...rawr. I need another hug. Yeah. When Doc came in, he asked if my gums bled every now and then and I said yeah, but it wasnt very often and it was usually if I ate hard candy or something. He started scraping my teeth with his pokey thing and the noises...I swear they sounded like poprocks in my brain. I had little mineral deposits between my teeth and gums and they can cause the gums to bleed. There's no way to get rid of them other than having the dentist do it or subject yourself to the painful removal with a toothpick or safety pin. He stuck the thing down in my gums and pried out these little rock things and... HOLY SHIT MY MOUTH HURTS! There was one in there that looked like it would have been iritating if it were in my shoe. Now imagine that in your gums...and now imagine someone prying it out with sharp metal thing...With nothing to numb it! *cry*
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