JACK AND JILL
Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little chat...
"Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite,
I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said 'Here try these on.'
So, she did and said 'These are too big. I can't wear them.'
So I replied 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
"Hmm" says Jack. He thinks that might be a good thing to try.
So on his honeymoon, Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill
"Here try these on."
She does & says "These are too large, they don't fit me."
So Jack says, "Exactly, I wear the pants in this family & I always
will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."
Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack & says, "Here, you try
on mine."
He does and says, "I can't get into your pants."
Jill says, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart attitude,
you never will."
