Timmy RL Fake and Chairman of the Bored's blog: "Timmy"

I had to share a couple things with you all. Today right here in Cherry I recieved a private message from a girl, who looked suprisingly like a model, from Nigeria. She didn't bother to rate my profile, just sent me a message saying "here's my yahoo ID cause I want to talk". OK, most of you know the scam. Someone, and probably a guy resembling Ernest Borgnein, posts pics at an online dating service or a place like Cherry. "She" then gets all lovey-dovey with a guy very quickly and the asks him to send her money for a plain ticket. No wonder people can't make it out of these third world countries as expensive as the tickets are, too! Well sadly guys actually fall for it. Some of the Russian scammers will actaully send a photo copy of a passport and the embassy will check those if you ask (like you really need to!) Anyway, that reminded me of a girl from Nigeria who tried the same with me, and I decided to make a bogus yahoo ID and chat with her. I thought I would share the conversation with you all. sandra smith: IT NICE TO HAVE IT COS I LOVE IT Timmy: Love? OK, let me look here…..hmmm, 10 lines of text. I suppose you might love me. Please continue. sandra smith: WHEN I COME OVER TO MET U I WILL LOVE IT SO MUCH Timmy: Is there anything you would like to ask about me? Seeing how you love me and all. sandra smith: Yes Timmy: ok sandra smith: When do u want me to come and spend time with u Timmy: excuse me? sandra smith: Cool sandra smith: i am ready anytime sandra smith: but i need to know ur mind and what u think of me Timmy: uhh, I think you got some nice pics there sandra smith: there is something i wanted to ask from u but i am scared Timmy: ok Timmy: better not ask it then. sandra smith: Well there is some bills here that i am owning and i dont have the money to pay it and they ask me to pay it tomorrow even so i want u to help me with anything u can pls Timmy: ok sandra smith: Can u help me with it pls hun Timmy: sure! sandra smith: Thanks Timmy: how much money do you need? sandra smith: So How Much Can u help me with sandra smith: $1250 Timmy: for bills? sandra smith: YES A LOT Timmy: ok, sandra smith: So tell me can u help me with it sandra smith: or how much can u help me with Timmy: all of it and more Timmy: how much money would make you happy? sandra smith: I dont know sandra smith: Cos money is not love Timmy: well yes, unless it is spent on hookers sandra smith: So tell me will u send it tommorow morning b4 going to work Timmy: ok sandra smith: what time will u send it Timmy: 8 AM. That's American time baby. Worth a lot more. sandra smith: Promise me Timmy: Sandy, I am a very rich man. If it would make you happy I would hire a guy to give it to you on a silver paltter. sandra smith: How do u mean Timmy: I mean money means nothing to me sandra smith: Thats Not what i mean sandra smith: ok Timmy: So how much money should I send you, because I want to make you smile? sandra smith: just the $1250 Timmy: but don't you like to have new clothes for when we meet? sandra smith: Yes i like it Timmy: well then, that costs money sandra smith: Ok sandra smith: whats ur email let me send u the address u will send the money to sandra smith: and i want u to send it to my brother Vincent smith sandra smith: ok sandra smith: through western union Timmy: I have a better idea! Timmy: What if I come over and bring you the money? sandra smith: No Timmy: don't you want to see me? sandra smith: I want to sandra smith: but i will come and met u over there sandra smith: ok? Timmy: But I want to ride on an elephant! sandra smith: how do u mean sandra smith: i can see that u dont want to help me Timmy: I want to see Africa! And I want everyone there to meet me sandra smith: ok sandra smith: but u have to send the money first to pay the bills Timmy: But I can fly over tomorrow. I want to ride an elephant as soon as possible! sandra smith: will u send the money or not sandra smith: let me know Timmy: I will, ok sandra smith: ur email Timmy: willblion@yahoo.com sandra smith: Ok Timmy: ok, thank you so much! sandra smith: ok Timmy: you know something sandy? sandra smith: what Timmy: before I met you I was paying prostitutes to have sex with me, maybe 12 or so a day. It was really a stupid way to waste money. But now I feel a lot smarter sandra smith: How do u mean Timmy: I mean now I can just spend all my money on you sandra smith: Really sandra smith: Or u are just flattering me Timmy: No, I mean it baby! From now on, no more grass huts and eating Red cross packages. From now on me and you eat at McDonalds! Now doesn't that sound nice? sandra smith: Yes hun Timmy: OK, I have to go look for a best man. But I would love to talk more tomorrow, OK? sandra smith: Ok sandra smith: Honey will u send the money Timmy: You know I will! sandra smith: promise me Timmy: I promise! sandra smith: Swear to God that u will send it honey so i need to belive u sandra smith: cos i hate lie Timmy: I hate lie also sandra smith: Cool Timmy: my grangmother lied to me one time, and they never found the body sandra smith: so what time will u send it' Timmy: 8 AM sandra smith: ok sandra smith: when u send it u will snd me the MTCN number' Timmy: ok, do you need my checking account number also, in case you need more money? sandra smith: and pls send me ur full name and address that u use in sending it to me sandra smith: ok Timmy: do I get a kiss for all of this? sandra smith: Yes Timmy: Now aren't you happy we met Like I told my mom, all of the women online are not crooks sandra smith: Ok Honey am her with u sandra smith: I love u so much Timmy: OK, but I have to go watch TV now. They are saluting Oprah on the Discovery Channel. Migration and mating habits and stuff Timmy: So, I'll talk to you tomorrow, ok? sandra smith: Cool sandra smith: i am ready anytime Timmy: I know, but Oprah is ready right now. So, I'll talk to you tomorrow, ok? You know, to this day I still have never rode an elephant (sigh)