Timmy RL Fake and Chairman of the Bored's blog: "Games"

For all you people who like them or want to answer this one....

 

1. Which comic book hero would you like to be for a day?

2. Where would you rather be stranded? Gilligan's Island, on the Jupiter with the Lost in Space crew, or Land of the Lost?

3. Someone's fly is unzipped in your group of just friends. Do you announce it, whisper it, or let it go?

4. Ever use the phrase "Bu-bye"?

5. What catch phrase do you hate the most?

6. If you wanted an awesome pair of athletic shoes that were $150, but then saw a pair just like them were only $1, but they were so cheap because they had been made in a sweatshop in some third world country by enslaved children who were fed only scraps from a trash bin...would you get the sky blue with silver accents or the black and gold?

7. What condiment do you use the most?

8. You've got a killer headache and your hands shake as you reach to make a fresh pot of coffee. Then you notice your neighbor's house is on fire! Which hand would you hold your cup of coffee in as you dial 911?

9. Do you believe in Extra Sensory Perception? If yes, proceed to question 10.

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11. Do you attempt to communicate more with verbal or non-verbal?

It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Timmy 2. A four letter word: twit (lol!) 3. A boy's name: Ted 4. A girl's name: Tammy (I selected this because it meant only changing one letter, which saved me a lot of time typing!) 5. An occupation: Tattoo Artist 6. A colour: Turquoise 7. Something you wear: tights 8. A food: Tiaramisu 9. Something found in the bathroom: turds 10. A place: Tupelo 11. A reason for being late: Ticketed 12. Something you shout: To the Batcave! 13. A movie title: Titanic 14. Something you drink: Tea 15. A musical group: Tesla 16. An animal: Turkey 17. A street name: Third Street 18. A type of car: Tempest 19. The title of a song: True

I thought this was stupid until I saw some people's answers lol. I'll list mine below. Come on! All the cool kids are doing it! hehe If I was a dinosaur I would be a _________________ I would live _____________________________________ I would eat ______________________________________ My favorite dinosaur thing to do is ______________ When I make noise I ______________________________ My favorite dinosaur song is _____________________ I would drive a dinosaur _________________________ When I was bored I would _________________________ I think the other dinosaurs should________________ Oh what an awesome dinosaur I am!!

Both fine ladies tagged me at the same time this evening. I always wanted to be tagged by two women at once... But I digress! On to the game.... Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I was class clown and best dressed in high school. 2. I've done stand up comedy. 3. I've sang professionally. 4. My longest drive on a golf course measured 327 via a GPS. But my lowest score was 75. 5. My IQ ranges between 136-140 depending on the test. 6. I have not watched network TV for about 10 years now because it's crap! IF I couldn't write better than their writers I'd f'in kill myself! 7. I suffer from SAD and as a consequence I sometimes act like I am not online. 8. I haven't had a real date in several years. How pathetic is that? 9. I'm allergic to walnuts. 10. I had zero photo views on here yesterday and zero so far today. Professional photographer my ass! I tag... Nate joe1 Mary Jane Jo Rosie

You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? coat 2. Your significant other? figment 3. Your hair? leaving 4. Your mother? dingbat 5. Your father? cool 6. Your favorite thing? sex 7. Your dream last night? sex 8. Your favorite drink? Yeungling 9. Your dream/goal? sex 10. The room you're in? family 11. Music? Rock 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? dead 14. Where were you last night? bar 15. What you're not? loved 16. Muffins? please 17. One of your wish list items? sex 18. Where you grew up? country 19. The last thing you did? celebrated 20. What are you wearing? jeans 21. TV? yes 22. Your pets? none 23. Your computer? Toshiba 24. Your life? sexless 25. Your mood? agony 26. Missing someone? no 27. Favorite Store? Liquor 30. Your summer? never 31. Like someone? everyone 32. Your favorite color? blue 33. When is the last time you laughed? saturday 34. Last time you cried? today I tag joe1, Nate, Katie, Mary Jane, and goatmaster

Tagged You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? pocket 2. Your significant other? nonexistent 3. Your hair? gone 4. Your mother? hick 5. Your father? redneck 6. Your favorite thing? bewbs 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? tea 9. Your dream/goal? sex 10. The room you're in? family 11. Music? life 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? elsewhere 14. Where were you last night? here 15. What you're not? marketable 16. Muffins? blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? sex 18. Where you grew up? Appalachia 19. The last thing you did? search 20. What are you wearing? sweats 21. TV? no 22. Your pets? none 23. Your computer? laptop 24. Your life? dead 25. Your mood? frightened 26. Missing someone? yes 27. Favorite Store? Rue21 30. Your summer? gone 31. Like someone? yes 32. Your favorite color? blue 33. When is the last time you laughed? saturday 34. Last time you cried? today I am tagging: Wee Man Glass Shadow Joe1 LarryB Hottie Nurse

Did anyone ever think he would do it? This is unprecedented! Halfnakedjohn, often called "Fubar's Hippest Member" is now up for auction, and only right here in my photos!* Visit the man, the legend... halfnakedjohn

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Instructions..... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 6 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "you're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. OK, as for me… 1. I love music so much I feel like my life is a video, like every move I make is dictated by a song. I just wish I could do “Crazy Bitch” some day. 2. I don’t take chances with stalkers, because one made things rough on me a few years ago, but, as far as my persona, this is me. The person I portray online would be the one you would know in person. 3. I know I look like a geeky scientist but I have a dark side. Vampires are the sexiest things ever. I have a huge collection of all the horror movies from the Hammer films right through The Ring. And I defend my home with a sword collection. 4. I sleep about 3 hours a night, and not very soundly. I just feel unproductive if I get more than that. 5. I never had more than 2 birdies in a round of golf until I played in an amateur tournament and had to play from the back tees. Weird. I had four birdies in that round and shot an 82, which should tell you what my game is like lol. 6. I won the ASTM Special Recognition award, which you can only win once in a life time, for a test method I developed which enabled petroleum products to be analyzed for impurities in a fraction of the time it used to take. Having trouble sleeping? Just google it – ASTM D6376 – Trace metals and sulfur by wavelength dispersive x-ray fluorescence spectroscopy. 7. I’ve done stand-up comedy at a club, been on stage in bands…but never been a stripper. I guess we all should have goals. 8. When I was 3 I accidently drank lamp oil, thinking it was water. Thank god my dad had a muscle car and made it to the hospital in 15 minutes because I was blue and not breathing. Now I have a love for old oil lamps and have several in my home. How sick is that? 9. My favorite food – cook kielbasa over an open fire for a half hour or so until it busts open, then top it with cole slaw. 10. I attended the WV state legislative session for 10 years and spoke in from of the house on environmental and industrial issues, which is why I have no respect for politicians and would never vote for any of them! Now I am tagging Halfnakedjohn, Hottie Nurse, LarryB, Sweet Turtle, Leanne Bagadonutz, and Mz Tasty Muffin.

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