Timmy RL Fake and Chairman of the Bored's blog: "Games"

I can't believe I am doing this because people rarely check blogs anymore, but what the hell. OK, let's get to know each other! Reply here with your answers and I'll do the same. 1. Do you have an actual Sh*t list? 2. Are there any signs of a fast food visit in your car? 3. Do you answer stupid people with sarcasm or kindness? 4. If Dr Phil gave you advice would you use it? 5. NBA, NFL, MLB games. Are they fixed?

I'm reposting this because I have a lot of new friends, and because only one winner so far. Two more people can win 100k fubucks. The secret pic contest continues. Only one person has commented on the secret pic. I've selected a photograph at random from one of my folders. The first three people to leave a comment on it will win 100,000 fubucks each. * There is no time limit on the contest. * When the photo receives 3 new comments, I will notify the winners, leave a comment on the photo, and write a new blog. No one will be notified until there are 3 winners. * Questions? Give me a shout.

The secret pic contest continues. Only one person has commented on the secret pic. I've selected a photograph at random from one of my folders. The first three people to leave a comment on it will win 100,000 fubucks each. * There is no time limit on the contest. * When the photo receives 3 new comments, I will notify the winners, leave a comment on the photo, and write a new blog. No one will be notified until there are 3 winners. * Questions? Give me a shout. Timmy

I'm giving away 300,000 Fubucks! I've selected a photograph at random from one of my folders. The first three people to leave a comment on it will win 100,000 fubucks each. * There is no time limit on the contest. * When the photo receives 3 new comments, I will notify the winners, leave a comment on the photo, and write a new blog. No one will be notified until there are 3 winners. * Questions? Give me a shout.

I got this idea from Smitten. Thought I would do my own Yuletide survey. You can answer below if you want. 1. Ever have sex in a holiday season costume (elf, santa, Virgin Mary, etc)? 2. Is there a family member you dread spending time with during a family get-together? 3. Have you seen someone standing under the mistletoe and got all excited, thinking this is your chance and ran over and kissed them? 4. Would you rather have snow or be able to drive faster/safe during the season? 5. Did someone tell you there was no Santa or did you figure it out yourself?

Here's tonight's issues; We got a foot of snow today. I've not been kicked off line but it's slow. I'm not fooling with videos and pics are loading slow. Some people have told me they need my sizes for Christmas presents. Magnums I'm on my second cup of Earl Grey tonight and I feel smarter already. Why is it during happy hour alerts run almost an hour behind?! Thanks for the mistletoe kisses, whoever sent them :)

I'm bored and snowed in. Let's do another survey. Feel free to post comments below. 1. Do you know any bedtime stories well enough to tell them to a kid if they asked? Clean ones I mean. 2. Ever shy away from a Salvation Army bell ringer because they just looked too scary? 3. Anyone know where my other sock is? 4. If you were to marry (or marry again) would you want a pre-nup agreement? 5. If I asked you to sing me a song what would it be?

If you want to play, post your answers in a comment below. As always, don't be shy - I'm only using your results for profiling purposes. 1. Do you remember your first kiss? 2. Do you keep your socks matched up or just trow them in the drawer? 3. Ever bought a fruitcake for someone for Christmas? 4. Ever been on TV? 5. If you won $10 million, would you do something for your alma mater?

I'd like to see a super nice person come out on top in a contest for once. My friend Jaded Hope is in the best cleavage contest and could really use some comments. Thanks!