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Landind Zone
on profile picture;in korea at the time air force. but was so drunk;from korean beer and a drink called sojo; that I was in north korea! peace! back from trip early ;san diego ; weather turned little bad! drinks on the house! wanna see some funny ass old japanese monster movie then check out ultraman vs red king in video stash!

My Store
Hello Friends, I need your opinions. Please check out my Store Items photo folder. Let me know what you like and what youd like to see. The folder doent have all that I offer, but a good sample. I ask for you opinions so when My Custom Clothing store opens I want to know that lots of people will be happy with what I carry. I want to cover all genres that people would wear. So please feel free to tell me what you think. Thanks PF I will try to give love back......... :-)

Remeber 9/11
GET YOUR FLAGS READY!!!! On Saturday, September 11th, 2010, an American Flag should be displayed outside every home, apartment, office, and store in the United States. Every individual should make it their duty to display an American Flag on this Ninth Anniversary of one of our worst tragedies. We do this in honor of those who lost their lives on 9/11, their families, friends and loved ones who continue to endure the pain, and those who today are fighting at home and abroad to preserve our cherished freedoms. In the days, weeks and months following 9/11, our country was bathed in American FLAGS as citizens mourned the incredible losses and stood Shoulder-to-Shoulder against terrorism. Sadly, those flags have all but disappeared. Our patriotism pulled us through some tough times and i shouldn't take another attack to galvanize us in solidarity. Our American Flag is the fabric of our country and together we can prevail over terrorism of all kinds. ACTION PLAN:

Life
I've been thinking alot about life these days. Like why are we here, and I think the answer is to make the best of what we have in this life. I look at it this way you can be all pissed off for how little you have or you can be thankful. Look I know there are people out there with hardly anything and if you're one of these people be thankful because there are others in this world with alot less. I don't have much myself, but I thankful for what I do have because I know that I could have a hell of alot less. Also be thankful for those in your life because you or them could be gone tomorrow also because we are who we are beacause of them

Moments Like This...
Kaleb wakes me up crying. Says he misses Skylar...wants to play lego's with her. Wants to hug her. "My sweet angel" he says. He cries for a good ten minutes before I can finally distract him with something else. It's moments like this, that make me even more angry with my mother-in-law. My completely self absorbed, wallowing in her own pity, missing Skylar, mother-in-law. She misses her because she's her biological grandchild. It makes no difference that she's the only other grandmother Kaleb's ever known, aside from my mother. Since just before he turned 2, she's been "grandma". Even though Jas and I weren't together at the time, she also went through my pregnancy with me...and even came to the baby shower. Even though Kaleb shares her last name (my

To My Sweet Ladies!
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. I have not had a drink (alcohol for 28 years). Drove home one night dead drunk from a Charger game and didn't remember it. Scared the bejesus out of me and I decided life was better sober! 2. I am obsessed with sports...CHargers, Padres..or any other sporting event. I could probably go thru life with just ESPN on my TV. 3. I wear shorts almost every where, every day. Must be the San Diego weather! 4. I was never a morning person until lately. Now, I can't sleep much past 6AM. 5. I too am addicted to LC - am on it every single night.. lol 6. I recently had a great grand-daughter. Her name is Lilly! Ok, tag, you're it... I'm a Bar

Sagittarius
You entered: Kelly XXXX XXXXXX There are 15 letters in your name. Those 15 letters total to 82 There are 5 vowels and 10 consonants in your name. Your number is: 1 The characteristics of #1 are: Initiating action, pioneering, leading, independent, attaining, individual. The expression or destiny for #1: A number 1 Expression denotes the skilled executive with keen administrative capabilities. You must develop the capacity to be a fine leader, sales executive, or promoter. You have the tools to become an original person with a creative approach to problem solving, and a penchant for initiating action. Someone may have to follow behind you to handle the details, but you know how to get things going and make things happen. You have a good mind and the ability to use it for your advancement. Because of these factors, you have much potential for achievement and financial rewards. Frequently, this expression belongs to one running a business or striving to achieve a level of acc

Do It Again
Instantly awakened by my imagination old fashioned infatuation, i can be anything that you want me to be, and you can have me in every position that you dreamed, i know you've got a wild streak, you're a freak, you're alone in your bed with graphic images in your head, Let me do what i want to do with you let me tie you down lick you up and flip you all around let me tell you how sexy you are, as i'm goin' down on you in the car, feeling this good is a sin, uh uh uh um um lets do it all over again, do it all over again, do it Just one thought this might get boring wake me up in the morning by pouring honey on my body and lickin it off and taking me to concerts and then you're takin off your top i know you've got a wild streak, you're a freak then your back in our room with a bride and a groom, Let me do what i want to do with you, let me tie you down, lick you up and flip you all around let me tell you how sexy you are as i

My Poems!
Goodbye Skin as soft as the petal of a flower. You long to hold her one more hour. Eyes so deep you can feel the pride, she has when you stand near her side. You look even deeper and see the pain, that this little girl will see again. You hold her near and kiss her brow. The time has come to leave her now. The news is given in the gentlist way, she screams and yells there's so much to say. Finally she realizes its out of her control, She leaves the room with her head held low. Her head soon will rise with a glow of love, as she looks to her daddy in the heavens above. The memories he left, the kisses and smiles, the pride of his "angel", showing for miles. The support he had given in her trials and griefs, will guide her through life as he Rests In Peace! Waterworks If my heart could hold the tears, of all my friends throughout the years. I'd need a chest 100 feet wide Just to fit the heart inside. I'd need a lake built right below to catch the tear

Just Passin' Some Time...
MOST OF THESE ARE TRUE, SOME ARE JUST FUNNY, AND SOME NOT SO TRUE... BUT ALL Fun To Read.... CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk RODEO FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught --------------------------------------------- ------------ CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs RODEO FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up --------------------------------------------- ----------------------- CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. RODEO FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. --------------------------------------------- ------------------ CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. RODEO FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but hey, that shit was fun as F**

Health
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't Fucking care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different

Feelin' Dirty!
FEELING NAUGHTY? IN THE MOOD TO SHOP? CHECK OUT MY NEWEST STORE! CLICK THE BANNER BELOW TO GET THERE FAST! DIRTY BLONDE FEATURES ADULT THEMED HUMOR ON MANY KINDS OF PRODUCTS! PERSONALIZATION AND CUSTOM ORDERS ARE AVAILABLE! a> DO YOU SAY SCREW VALENTINES DAY? IT'S ALL HYPE? CAN'T STAND CUPID?! THEN I HAVE SOME THINGS FOR YOU...SHOW HOW MUCH YOU DISLIKE THIS SAPPY HOLIDAY FOR LOVERS WITH SOME OF THESE GREAT DESIGNS!! FOR THESE AND MORE, PLEASE CHECK OUT: http://www.cafepress.com/blonde_designs/2285770 i am in a contest..if you wouldn't mind rating me? if not, thats cool and have a great day! but if you do, pls just scroll down and click my pic to rate me! ty again darlin!, and feel free to send some friends by to help out as well! Come show your favorite BADGIRL some love and support! All she needs is your votes! Help her become The Penthouse Lounge's PET OF THE MONTH! Si

Me
My long term goal is to have a balanced relationship that is truly a team (in the fullest sense of the word) that will in turn contribute to all other areas of life. But what do I mean by the relationship being a team? It means that both people take full responsibility for themselves and each other, flowing power to each other. They are like a well-oiled machine, whether they are operating in tandem or individually. A constructive and fulfilling relationship with the ideal partner would be one in which both people are supportive of each other. This applies to group goals as well as individual goals and activities. They cover each other's backs, the strengths of one compensating for the weaknesses of the other. Yin and yang. I developed this list after evaluating past relationships and looked at what things were lacking for me. It is pretty certain that if things were lacking for me in the other person, then I also lacked things that they needed or wanted. We are who we are. Some

Yup Another Contest! Lol
well actually I am in 2 contests! I am in another auction and another commenting contest!lol yeah I know....haha well if you want to Fu-Own me for a month check out this pic and bid on me....heres the link go and check out what you can get if you outbid everyone~~~~~~ the commenting contest I am in.....it pays the top three with the most comments....help me out....would be greatly appreciated! heres the link~~~~~~~~~~~ Thanks everyone!!! HEY BABY!!!!! How would you like to Fu-Own me for a month....I am offering up a lot of stuff....check it out....bid on me....you wont regret!!! check it out....heres the link Click the pic it will bring you to the link!!! GOOD LUCK!!!!! MUUUAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

Blocked
short and simple cause I suck at this whole blog thing... I was blocked from making any comments.. no pic, mumms or profile so hence the new "angry iDaHo~ Love all the sexy mummers and thanks for all the love...

Butt Measurements
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: 'Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue. ' With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. 'Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!! The woman chose to ignore her husbands comments Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. 'What's wrong?' he asks. She answers: 'Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?

Fubar's Candy Shop Girls
ADD/FAN/RATE everyone on the list once your finished PM me with a picture for your tag, please give me 24 hrs to get the tag to you. If you don't have it by then let TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life know. Fubar'sCandy Shop Girls Club ~TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life~@ fubar ~Metal Baby~CLUB F.A.R. Team Captain~ (#1 FAMILY) ~Fu Cruise~Fu Angels~Sarge's Bad Girls~@ fubar Brittany ღ Property of Dooniel@ fubar In my dreams...or yours? ~~Leader of the CONVOY ~*~ Pilot of Fantasy Flight ~*~ Shadow Leveler ~*~

Rates!!
I'm back to the non-rating lazy A**es and this one claims to be a shadow leveler ..no suprise either...things I can't stand are liars...that is another issue. Those who just dump me in the middle of a conversation when im rating them and lastly those that take rates and dont return them!! So I know there will be sts regarding me that im a down rater ...ummm incorrect I don't do that!! No, no names were called ...but lazy, insincere and untrue to who they say they are good reasons!!! http://fubar.com/user/1566432 Lucy in the Sky 2053Rated!! No rate backs but she did kick a small bling too kind!! Maybe, I'm just me and outgoing....but maybe someone can help me hmmm understand more so this is a comment and rate thing okkkkk?? So anyhow, here it goes....I make it a point to really spread my self out whether a friend or someone floating on by....I spend my over 1500+ rates to everyone that comes and goes...but why is it when I've rated someone multiple times/fanned/added etc...and

Concert, Bake Sale To Benefit ‘li’l Man’
Singing and sweets are on tap today at Christ Chapel in Warner Robins to help the family of Robert M.L. “Li’l Man” Davis Jr. with medical expenses. Robert, who will turn 4 years old Nov. 5, was born with pulmonary atresia, a congenital heart condition where no pulmonary valve exists to pump blood to his lungs. He has been through a series of operations in Atlanta and at Lucile Packard Children’s Hospital in Stanford, Calif., in attempts to stabilize his condition. Li’l Man and his grandmother and guardian Catherine Holland returned from California in September from their most recent visit, and the family is in need of help with the expenses from the trip and medical procedures. Two weeks ago, a yard sale, darts tournament and motorcycle ride raised about $2,800, said Holland. Today’s event will feature singing organized by Jonathan Fisher and The Old Friends gospel singers. People and groups scheduled to appear include Sharon Kay King, DayStar, Common Garments, Glory

Fubar Shit
This has been on my mind for some time. Everyone can see that I'm in my 40s. Most of Fubar members are in their 20s or 30s, but I have seen a constant degree of insults by the younger people in here especialy when I'm asking for their imput. If it's not regarding my age, its the insulting way they correct my spelling errors, and it's pissing me off. I think there are better ways to talk to someone then to cut them down. If I were a woman in my 40s I would be getting hit on by the same sex crazed boys who find it fun to take their own insecurities out on someone who has already sowen his oats. What the fuck is wrong with my age that gets to you. Do you not think that I should be on here? When your in your 20s its cool to be here and if your in your 40s your a perv or something? At least I don't spend all day hitting on girls. Remember this kids .... one day you'll be 40.

If Tomorrow Starts Without Me
If Tomorrow starts without me , And I'm not there to see, If the sun should rise and find your eyes, All filled with tears for me; I wish so much you wouldn't cry The way you did today, While thinking of the many things We didn't get to say. I know how much you love me , As much as I love you, And each time that you think of me I know you'll miss me too. But if tomorrow starts without me Please try to understand That an Angel came and called my name, And took me by the hand . He said my place was ready, In Heaven far above, And that I'd have to leave behind All those I dearly love. But as I turned to walk away, A tear feel from my eye For all my life,I'd always thought I didn't want to die. I had so much to live for, So much left yet to do . It seemed almost impossible, That I was leaving you I thought of all th

I Believe
I believe— that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe— that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe— that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe— that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe— that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe— that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe— that you can keep going long after you can't. I believe— that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe— that either you control your attitude or it controls you. I believe— that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had bett

About Me
Hi, im Riley. I ..love.. my life! & everything in it!!! =] Yeah leave me some love I LIVE MY LIFE THE WAY I WANT.. AND NO ONE WILL CHANGE THAT OR TELL ME DIFFERENT!....I am all about life and knowing that every day and every experience you pass through is significant and your heart should be in it. I also believe in expressing yourself, whether it is through style or words or anything that inspires you! I'm drawn towards people who are a little bit different and have their own style, but you will be most beautiful when you do whatever makes you comfortable as a person. I am very open minded, and I can easily say that my biggest pet peeve is people who make decisions based on how other people feel about a particular topic, rather than how they personally feel about it! I enjoy a good partying experience here and there, but I no longer base my life around getting crazy and that type of thing. People tend to be amazed at my ability to draw, but i have been doing it since i was

Hagakure
[Tech N9ne] I don't even wanna fucking do this song, for real But I wouldnt be real if I didnt [Tech] I be sittin by myself and I be thinkin, mamma what have I become All I wanted was a family, but when I look I be the only one Losing everything but money, everybody left and I dont even get to see my young Only happiness I get is in the studio or when I get to do another run On the road, doin shows, get the woes, when it slows gettin cold, getting old, but the flows, gettin sold I've been doin this a minute but I think I wanna end it cause I'm on a higher level when I go But the music I be doin it, be losin, make it hard for me to grow All I wanted is a family portrait, see my babys on a ranch with horses But I was fucking devil bitches in corsets. I was livin really good but I torched it I'm sorry ms jackson, I'm speakin for real and I never meant to make your daughter cry But I guess I'm a failure with women and I'm lost and I feel like I ought to die Feel like I'm rotting away, my

Today Was A Long Day
I had to bury my grandmother this morning.......everything went smooth and i was glad to see some family i hadnt seen in 15 years......Doesnt getting old have its disadvantages......Anyway i wanted to still say i missed them and was glad to see everybody....My gramma looked beautiful.....I miss her dearly and will always.......Miss all you guys tooo I hate packing.....Who wants to help me move???.....i get my keys tomorrow....

Random Thoughts.
I'll be sitting in the back waiting for whoever to notice me again... If you do find your way back, I'm sure its only temporary. I'm not going to speak over everyone to get someone's attention. I've tried, its tiring, and very unhelpful. Are you wondering who you are yet? You could be wrong.

My Blogs
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Dreams
laying in bed my eyes closed drift in to a dream world, the world i creat is powerful and graceful, beauty bounds it to make it real, dreaming of flying down the road seeing places i only wish to see. dreaming of people i want to met, dreaming who what where and why ....... idk puzzling thoughts swirling together bound by beaty it sfor the faint of heart my dreams are mine but the thought of ur beauty is what bounds me the dreams of touching d feeling the enternal bliss...... what a kiss? the sheets are getting messed up, mmm the beaty that is bound with my thoughts to early to wake trying to stay asleep to see ur beauty ..... its hard to dream with out seeing ur face...my dreams are mine but ur beaty bounds me to the ground don't want to fly away but i will race to get to see ur beautiful face the sun is raising i'll hold on to the dream for ur face is what makes up my dream and i'll treasure my dream every time i sleep

Hard
It seems in every changing world with, all the huslte and buslte of life we seem to be lacking. I find it ironic the more advanced we become has a society we miss out on the one thing that makes it all go. What is it? Simple PASSION that makes you who you are. I mean without it you become void and shallow. What is it that makes you well you? Passion can

Holidays
We each have fond memories, a cute story or something that is Halloween related. Share it here. Lets take a minute to stop and share with the people we call friends. I guess my favorite Halloween memory would be a costume party I went to a number of years ago. I was working as a school bus driver for the county school district here and the drivers were for the most part a family. We made plans to do many things together. One of the drivers had a nice sized piece of land and had set up a huge haunted maze. It was incredible. She and her family spent weeks putting it all together. There is no funny story no punchline just a memory that I find myself reflecting on every year. Kinda like the neighbor that sets up a halloween haunted house for all the trick or treaters every year. (You will hear about this neighbor again around Christmas since He also does a very elaborate Christmas Display). Is nice to see that some still find the fun in the holidays and dont just see them as comme

Thanks
HEY ALL MY L.C. BABIES, I AM NOT RECOVERING LIKE I SHOULD FROM THE SURGERY AND KEEP GETTING SICK. SO, I APOLOGIZE FOR NOT BEING HERE AND NOT GOING TO BE ON HERE FOR AWHILE! THANKS FOR ALL THE LOVE AND NEW FRIENDS AND HOPE TO SEE AND VISIT WITH ALL REAL SOON! MUCH LOVE AND RESPECT! ~BRANDEE~ XOXOXO JUST A QUICK NOTE, TO SAY THANKS FOR SHOWING SO MUCH LOVE AND WELCOMING ME WITH OPEN ARMS. I HAVE HAD A ROUGH TIME OF IT LATELY. JUST HAD BACK SURGERY AND THE RECOVERY IS VERY SLOW. TOO YOUNG FOR THIS, AT LEAST I HAVING FEELING BACK IN MY LEFT SIDE AGAIN, AFTER SIX YEARS OF NOT HAVING IT! SO, I WILL TRY TO LEAVE AS MUCH LOVE AS I CAN. I ADORE YOU ALL AND FOREVER YOU WILL BE IN MY HEART. LOVE AND KISSES! MWAHHHH! XOXOXO

Something Stirs
Well it that time of year again, that I dread. I have almost the same feeling about valentine's day as I did last year. It was a mascare, that's what it represents. Last year, made it worse. My Dad passed and that was the day he was buried. Its like a bloody reminder now. Not only that I'm alone, but someone I deeply loved is gone, along with some other friends I deeply miss. I'm trying not to be saddened but its twice as bad when your alone. and the loneliness gets to you, eats you alive. Somedays, I wish I was buried in a grave, under a cold slab. Seems like every holiday or season its always the same, no matter the changes I make in my life. History just repeating itself. Sorry to bore whoever reads this, but its the truth. If there is anyone out there for me please send them in my direction soon. thanks for listening. Well, I had a doctor's appt. today, What I found out is something I had a clue about but not what I really wanted to hear. Here I am dia

Tag Game
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! Let's see how long we can keep this game going. 1.) I will only eat Top Ramen with chop sticks. 2.) I only "air dry" after I shower. 3.) Sometimes, I can see into the future. 4.) I sing constantly, but am afraid of microphones. 5.) I'm a texture and color junkie. 6.) I am a 1%'er (personality test wise), and "yes" everything about me is different. I tagged: Ravyn Wolff Buddy Christ Says: I AM A PROUD FATHER Taste of Heaven FUNFUCKINGFANTASTIC Syn CABRIOLET

Honestguymids
Well here i am again after eing at work fr what seems like ages with no time off and finally snapped a week ago, giving my boss an ultimatum of give me some time off or i go to the union (pretty handy guys these union reps!) and although i was working 7 days a week my union rep managed to pursuade them (elite security) that i had all of a sudden become a religious nut and refused to work on sundays. Seems like ages since i havebeen on this site and i can say i have missed all u cherries!! over and out, l8r guys! Last Night i learned what my new job title was, I am currantly on a course with 8 other men, who are all doing Retail Security (Front-Line), for some reason i have been given a totally different job of CCTV Operator (approx £12 per hour!) I guess they decided to make me a CCTV operator as i have 11 years experience in the Security industry, sounds nice n cushy. All i need to do now is pass the exam for the CCTV operators licence which wont be difficult (Got 92% on the SI

Stuff
If any of you have a myspace go add me just let mt know your from Cherrytap! http://www.myspace.com/tmcmickle This is the "attractive" test. Reply to the person that post this with your answers. Re-Post this blank and see who will fill this out for you. You may be surprised to see some of the answers. BE HONEST!!! Do i look like a good kisser? [] yes [] no Would you kiss me? [] yes [] no Am I? [] beautiful! [] sexy azz hell [] fine [] pretty [] cute [] iight [] ugly! I look like.. [] a player [] slut [] whore [] hubby/wifey type [] one time thing [] next bf/gf If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No Would you rather.. [] hook up with me [] cuddle with me [] have sex with me [] date me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 Are you going to repost this so i can answer for YOU? []

Just Lil Ol' Kaos
I saw this in my friends Shy Angel's stash and after reading it... I think she's right.. It's kinda scary. I know some of you won't like or want to believe any of the the following, but I included you anyway - since we all pay ! ! ! Bill & Hillary: Worse than you thought & worth remembering; ... and this came from a Democrat. Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton: I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically: 1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out? 2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with him, but now he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college. 3. Thank you for showin g us that sexual h arassm ent in the work place (espec

The Same
100 questions 001. real name ¨Ashley 002. nickname ¨ Cashley or Cash 003. status ¨ single..thank god for that 004. zodiac sign ¨aquarius 005. male or female ¨ female last time i checked 006. elementary ¨ Babler 007. middle¨ Pioneer Trail 008. highschool ¨ OE..Olathe East baby 010. hair color ¨ reddish brown 011. long or short ¨ reddish brown 015. are you a health freak ¨ not too bad 016. height ¨ 5'7 017. do you have a crush on someone: can't say that i do 018. do you like yourself ¨ most of the time 019. piercings ¨ hell yes 020. tattoos ¨ 6 021. righty or lefty ¨ righty FIRSTS : 022. first surgery ¨ intestinal surgery at 6months old 023. first piercing ¨ ear 024. first best friend ¨ stacey miller 025. first award - some swimming award proabably 026. first sport you joined¨ swimming 027. first pet ¨ dog 028. first vacation ¨ colorado 029. first concert ¨ prince 030. first crush ¨ so

New Video
take the first letter of your name A-Punky B-Emotional C-Pretty D-preppy E-Gangster F-Girly G-Dyke H-Sweet I-Retarded J-Gorgeous K-Beautiful L-Fabulous M-Slutty N-homosexual O-Hot P- amazing Q-Boyish R-Hot S-Sexy T- Very Sexy U-Ugly V-Wonderful W-Hott X-Bitchy Y-Under-appreciated Z-Over-appreciated Now the third letter in your middle name(if you don’t have one use your last name): A-Wizard B- Babe C-God (ess) D-Obsesser E- Sex machine F-Retard G-Queen/ King H-Slut I-Girl J-Goth K-Nerd L-Alcoholic M-porn star N-sex god(dess) O-Geek P-Skank Q-Crack whore R-Bitch S-Prince (ess) T-Whore U-Cry Baby V-Jackass W-Punk X-Scared-cat Y-Coward Z-Chocoholic Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing: Red- Will Do Anything For Crack purple- Who will rock your world Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You Green- Who Looks At Porn 24/7 Pink- Who's Good With My Hands blue- Who likes to strip Whi

Real Estate Agent
She continued, “you want to suck my small breasts into your mouth and suck and bite my nipples, don’t you?” “Yes, more than anything,” I responded. With that she slid her fingers under the thin straps of her gown and slid the gown down her shoulders and over and down below her breasts. Looking at me, she sucked a finger on one hand, then a finger on the other. She took her wet fingers and drew circles around her nipples. Her nipples glistened in the firelight. Watching me all the time, she ran one her hands down her breasts to her flat stomach. She traced a wet path between her breasts, down her stomach and stopped just inside her gown, which was now pushed down just below her waist. “You want to see my wet pussy, don’t you? You want to see my reaction to me seeing your body and your cock?” More of a whimper than an answer, I told her that I did. Standing up, Jean seductively lowered her gown over her hips and down her legs, she looked me in the eyes as she

What Mythical Creature Are You?
You scored as Dragon, Dragon: Now talk about a legend. These magnificent creatures are of many species. Some can be as large as the Earth itself, while others are as small as a mouse. One image that comes to everyone's mind is the large, fire breathing Dragons that loathed humans and loved to sleep on massive piles of gold. Not all dragons have a bad reputation. Most dragons are very wise, caring, and protective. It would make a person very lucky indeed to meet a dragon. Especially if they walked away untouched. I admire your wisdom, for you are the Ancient Dragon.Dragon100% Angel92% Faerie67% WereWolf67% Mermaid58% Demon25% What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com Put your car keys beside your bed at night. If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies. This tip cam

Welcome To The Mind Of Darkstar
Still Rockin here at fubar!still a bunch of awesome mutha fuckas here! As all of my friends on fubar know,I'm a Montanan at heart,and with all of the crap that has happened in my life recently,I want to go home To Montana!I know your thinking that I'd be running from my problems here in Portland,but actually,no i wouldn't!My moving back home to Montana could only help.There is nothing here in Portland left for me other than a job and an evil bitch ex wife,both of which can be replaced! I'm a bouncer in a local strip club here and I was offered a sweet deal at another strip club in Missoula,Montana,and I'd be a fool not to accept it!and as for the evil bitch ex wife,well,i will find my future ex wife someday and there's something about those Montana Cowgirls that just trips my trigger! If Fubar ever became a real bar,Montana would be the ideal place for it!so,I'm looking forward to hearing the positive comments about moving to Montana,and if you curre

Modern Man Or Old Prude
I recently worked with a photographer who had the creative image to stage a girl on girl rape scene. The models that we were working with on the set were never advised that this would be part of the days shooting or that some partial nudity would be asked of them. I know as a guy I’ll be told to be quiet but I really felt bad for the girls as some of them were very uncomfortable with the direction of the shoot as their age ranged from 16-24 and some had never posed for a nude in their life. In the case of one young lady I insisted that she voice her concerns to the photographer and that if she felt uncomfortable not to shoot those specific shots. The model in question started to pose for the pics against her better judgement and broke down on the set. I spoke with the photographer directly expressing my concern for the girls and the fact that none of us (myself included) were informed that the shoot would take that direction. I guess it sounds silly but as a man I was repul

Wedding!!
Site: To be determined. Outside. The wedding prayer: Cherokee Prayer "God in heaven above please protect the ones we love. We honor all you created as we pledge our hearts and lives together. We honor Mother Earth and ask for our marriage to be abundant and grow stronger through the seasons. We honor fire - and ask that our union be warm and glowing with love in our hearts. We honor wind - and ask we sail through life safe and calm as in our father's arms. We honor water - to clean and soothe our marriage– that it may never thirst for love. All the forces of the universe you created, we pray for harmony and true happiness, as we forever grow young together. Amen." Possible Wedding Vows (Will change a little): GROOM STEP 1: O’ my beloved, our love has become firm by your walking one with me. Together we will share the responsibilities of the lodge, food and children. May

1st Blog
been a while since i've posted a new blog so i thought i'd just take the time and do another 1. thanks to all those people that have rated my pic.. it's been a while since i've been on due to moving and $ issues :P bet we all know that feeling huh... well i'm hoping that by the beginning of the year i'll be moved into a new place and be settled down for a while... well i don't have much to say really so if you wanna comment go for it :) peace Hi, my names Steve and I am from Leesburg, IN. I'm 21 yrs. old. I work in a projection screen factory. I'm 6'1-6'2 brown hair, hazel eyes, 192lbs. I like to watch comedys, I listen to rock, some rap, and some country. If you'd like to comment feel free.

Christian
Daddy's Little Girl/Heavenly Tears A Woman's Sorrow/A Little Girls Loss/Heavenly Tears I am the Father that saves every tear that you cry, you mean that much to Me! As I look through this huge window out into the meadow and the forest of the East Texas Landscape I have so much to be thankful for. Yet the tears are falling somewhere out there. Somewhere out there a little girl is crying, that has never really found the love that only a loving father can give. Somewhere out there a young girl is crying, that has never really found the love that only a loving father can give. Somewhere out there a girl in her teens is crying, that has never really found the love that only a loving father can give. Somewhere out there a young woman is crying, that has never really found the love that only a loving father can give. Somewhere out there a lonely woman is crying, that has never really found the love that only a loving father can give. Somewhere out there an older woman is cr

Own Me??
HELLO ALL!!! Well... here goes...im up for auction!!!! What im offering: ~ Owned by (your name) in my name for 3 weeks. ~ 3 SFW salutes of ur (resonable) request. ~ Will rate 75 of ur pics '10' everyday for a week. ~ Add you in my family for 3 weeks or longer. ~ Crush you for 3 weeks. ~ Rate up to 150 of ur stash during the 3 weeks. ~ Gift you a fu-bling from me. ~ Random gifts including 2 "spicy" gifts. Just Comment this blog to bid... No Min bid. Open to all. Bidding ends Friday March 21st @ 3am. You can bid: fubucks, blasts, vip's, HH's, fubling packs... or get creative :P but please place all bids here not in my shout or messages...thx So Start Bidding!! Im lookin forward to meeting my new OWNER!! :)

Riot Makers Bully
I made this music player at MyFlashFetish.com. ARE YOU READY FOR A NEW KIND OF EXPERIENCE ? ARE YOU WANTING TO FIND A LOUNGE WHERE THEY PLAY WHAT YOU LIKE TO HEAR ? THEN LOOK NO FURTHER !!! Come take a wicked ride with me !!! Brought to you by HadesFury ! (repost of original by 'HadesFury' on '2008-03-16 00:08:37') (repost of original by '

Honestly?!?!?!
Questions --- I'm curious to see if there is anyone on MY Friends list that have the guts to repost this, answering the questions themselves. . . . . . . . . (1) Is there someone on ur top friends u would like to have sex with? ***ummmmm yes yes yes (2) Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? ***anywhere & everywhere! (3) Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? ***Yup didn't want to mess up my van (4) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? *** Nope never for money (5) Shower or bath while having sex? *** shower, unless its a hottub or jacuzzi (6) Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? *** bite me please!!!! (7) Do you love someone in your friends list? ***by love do you actually me lust??? (8) Love or Money? ***Love.... no one actually has money do they?? (9) Credit cards or cash? **** cash if possible, (10) Have you ever wanted a best friend? ***always have had a best fri

!flirting!
we all do it whether its intentional or not we do it with a smile,a wink,the way you look at someone,playing with your hair,body language,what have you so when is flirting not flirting anymore? when is it crossing the line of respect to someone? is it when you tell someone they are sexy,hot,make you sweat???? what ? i mean those can not be compliments to someone because a compliment would be telling someone..your pretty,your handsome,nice looking,good looking....those are compliments i know everyone has their own opinions on what flirting is or isnt... so someone please enlighten me on this.... because some of the shit i see and hear A LOT of the time are crossing line and would deff make someones girl or guy very uncomfortable because i know for a fact that i would never tell someone that they make me sweat,melt,wet,think things,unless they are my man i mean come on now seriously some ppl really have no concept on what RESPECT to a loved one is

For Hurricane Oct.23, 2008
I just want to say a big THANK YOU to Hurricane (check him out in my Family) for "borrowing" the layout to the bully I made for him and making ME a bully right back! (hehe) Your kind words have touched me... thank you so much!! Hurricane© [SCM #4112] ┌∩┐(◣..◢)@ fubar Ok Dusty it’s your turn.. This girl amazes me, probably the nicest girl i know on fubar... She deserves everything she wants in her life... She always brings a smile to my face, She has the best sense of humor, Just a TRUE FRIEND... Regardless of what I say... I told her not to worry about helping me to Godfather... BUT she went and did her own thing anyway... I can’t thank you enough for trying Dusty... You have managed to force me to break my own rules... LIKE No Point Whoreing... No Auto 11's... Only cuz you'll beat my ass if I argue... he he he She went and made bomb folders fo

Adam Walsh - Finally Able To R.i.p.
Get your own Flash MP3 Player Myspace Layouts - Myspace Backgrounds - Myspace Codes "Six year old Adam Walsh disappeared from a Hollywood mall on July 27, 1981. Fishermen discovered his severed head in a canal 120 miles away two weeks later. The rest of his body was never found. The suspect, Ottis Toole, had twice confessed to killing the child, but later recanted. He claimed responsibility for hundreds of murders, but police determined most of the confessions were lies. Toole's niece told the boy's father, John Walsh, her uncle confessed on his deathbed in prison that he killed Adam. Authorities made a series of crucial errors, losing the bloodstained carpeting in Toole's car — preventing DNA testing — and the car itself. It was a week after the boy's disappearance before the FBI got involved. "So many mistakes were made," John Walsh said in 1997, upon the release of his book "Tears of Rage," which harshly criticized the Hollywood Police Department's wo

Over The Rainbow Essays/lists/poems
Let us recap all the women preachers associated with Paul. Keep in mind that he did not tell any of them to shutup and sit down but rather commended their ministry. Woman Ministry Priscilla Pastor, Teacher and Evangelist Junia: Outstanding Apostle Phillip’s Daughters: Prophetesses. Phoebe: A Deacon Euodius and Syntyche: Exhorters. (Rom.12:8) BIG CHAIR XYZ ( C 2006 ) Josie Roberts X is over it Y is fine now. Z is kids .... Timothy Meany wrote a song called the Big Chair, which this is a pseudo-imitation of. BIG CHAIR w/o curved contour WARPING. What can our back 40 endure -- hairpin harping ? Mr. Blackbird give me a hitch my wagon hint star ? Thank the LORD for heavenly stitch from afar. Rainbows & roses with cantaloupe blessing With $2.95 in our pocket, anxiety is lessening. Scope rope a dope smallsville maybe by thunder We'll find a cooperative solution to random plunder. Somebody needs needs tonight some hope And an exam

Just A Lonely Little Mouse.
Are people allowed to post any kind of nude pictures on this site? If so send me a message and tell me yes and no. If yes what type of nude pictures? I want to get some funds to get things for you fine people. Help me share the wealth. ITS a win/win deal for everyone. I am new to this site. I would like to meet and get to know the people who use this site. I would like anyone who is willing to help me learn this site so I can get funds to start having fun with the rest of you fine people. As always their are a lot of stand up people who are well respected and lots who are worthless. I ask only those of you that the the better fine people to help me learning this site and becoming my new friends.. Send me a message so we can chat.

Alone
Im not the most social person usually unless im with my very few close friends or my other family ("NO REGRETS") and getting to the subject which has to do with Thanksgiving....This year my family planned on going out of town and i was welcomed with open arms by my aunt whose house its being held at and come to find out my dad has told my mom he doesnt want me to go and it seems he doesnt want me around any family when they do things...its like hes holding my injury and lack of work against me and makes me think hes emabarrassed of me which deep down really hurts knowing i already spend 95% of my time alone because of where i live the drama is so high and everyone has to talk shit about everyone including me and the only way i found to deal with it is to not go anywhere and stay home...Im just really confused as why he feels that way and if i were to say anything to him he will fly off the handle and let everyone else have to see it...Im just not sure what to do

What 's Your Kinky Turn On?
You Scored as Whips Your turn on is the "good ol'" whip. You either like to feel in charge during sex, or you like to feel pain. Sex isn't sex unless it's rough. Whips 75% Bondage 67% Chains/Handcuffs 67% Biting 67% Blind Folds 58% Blood 50%

Check My Pics..
it is worth trying though.. wouldnt cost u any.. not a waste of time.. just a blog.. http://affiliate.go-easy-money.com/affiliate/scripts/banner.php?a_aid=4b22bf1a&a_bid=019f3383 Don't be afraid to make a mistake, your readers might like it. http://affiliate.go-easy-money.com/affiliate/scripts/banner.php?a_aid=4b22bf1a&a_bid=019f3383

Prays Needed
me and my wife just found out that one of our old friends in school is missing and presumed dead she was a great person so if you are religous or whatever u do please pray for her and her family. here is a link on the curent staus of the search http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=11347544

One Day (a Poem )
One day you'll open your eyes and it'll be too late. One day you'll wake and feel the hate. One day when you need him to love you it wont be there. The way you weren't there when he needed you. One day when you wonder where things went wrong, you'll find yourself asking yourself why. Holding your head toward the sky,tears streaming down your eyes,"What did I do to deserve this." All you wanted was the love one could give. But where you went wrong you'll never get the answer. The answer is within. Search yourself and you will find, Why you werent there for him. Why you turned your back and walked away... One day you will wake,you will see that you were the one who couldnt love him, One day you will open your eyes and see the hate and know Its too fucking late.

My Poetry
CAN YOU HEAR IT IN THE AIR? THE WHISPER OF MY HEART AS IT CALLS OUT TO YOU THE SOUND OF THE WAY MY BREATH HITS YOUR CHEEK? THE GENTLE WAY I CARESS YOUR FACE AND LOOK INTO YOUR EYES CAN YOU SEE IT? CAN YOU SEE WHAT IS WITHIN MY HEART MY SOUL THE REALNESS OF THE MOMENT ? THE REALNESS OF ME? THE ENERGY OF THE HEAT BETWEEN US? THERE IT IS..ITS IN THE AIR THE AIR WE BREATH AS OUR BODYS BECOME ONE THE PASSION, THE LONGING TO MEET YOU AT YOUR HIGHEST POINT. TO FALL WITH YOU AS IF WE ARE SNOWFLAKES FLUTTERING TO THE GROUND IN A WHITE ABYSS OF BEAUTY..... BY, SAMANTHA SHOULD I LET MY SELF FEEL AGAIN? BROKEN HEARTED SO MANY TIMES. UNSURE OF LOVE AND OF ME. WHEN IS IT TIME TO TRUST TO TRUST IN SOMEONE WHO IS SO RIGHT. WHO I THINK OF DAY N INTO THE NITE HOW DO I KNOW WHEN I SHOULD LET MYSELF FEEL

Shit And Stuff
Poetic Angel wrote this for me. The coolest thing is that she was having writer's block and asked for comments that may inspire her to write. I simply put down some lines about what I've been going through and then she took that and made it something for me, hopefully for herself too. She cheered me up bigtime, and hopefully put a dent in her block. Here's the url to her blog http://cherrytap.com/blog/14188/94241# Here's what she wrote..... Out of work and feeling let down people hiring 18 year old clowns smoking way to much feels like im going nuts. the pressure is way to strong dont know if i can go on trying to drink away the pain dont know when i'll work again i dont know where to go from here i may not work the rest of this year but i am searching for a job that suits me and pays well those who wont hire me can go to hell im qulified and have experience too if you dont hire me then fuck you i was looking for a job when i applied here and i'll keep looking

For The Record.. Most Hearts Break In Unison
The time is 5:07am and its dark outside; it might as well be any one of the hours that exist past twilight and before dawn. The dark only has one color and it matches stains on your shirt and the shadows between the valves in your heart. You think that sleep will come easy tonight but you know that once your eyes shut your brain begins to play games. They aren’t the same ones you played as a child, it is not as easy as hop-scotch or hide and seek but you think back to that simple time and recite those rhymes that made you laugh back then. With a shot in the arms you are brought back to reality and it doesn’t look like the one you had painted with your fingers. A nail gets broken into the colors and the flesh peels and stretches and springs back just enough so that the paint can find its way into your bloodstream. Step backwards because you have a better chance of running the rest of this race with your back facing the direction you’re going. Its really the only way you can see wh

The Truth About Witches
Your Love Story (detailed results) GIRLS ONLY You fell for the shy guy!Your Name: MarissaHis Name: CodyYour Story...How you first met:It was your first day at this new highschool. It was such a dramatic change for you, since you were originally from a big city, and were now in a highschool with only 100 kids. You already felt like the odd one out, but what was weird, was how everyone was so interested in you. You weren't the average girl anymore, you were the girl everyone wanted to be with. When lunchtime came, you sat down at an empty table and your new "friends" joined you, where they started talking to you about themselves. You weren't really listening, because your eyes were preoccupied. You were staring at a boy who was sitting alone at the other end of the cafeteria. He was pretty cute, but it wasn't his looks that caught your eye. It was the way he sat there, so lonely. He looked at you, and you quickly looked down. 'That was humiliating' you thought. You looked again

Work
I have got a full time 'real' job after working temp labor for far too long. That's right true believers I am now Working @ KFC in Knoxville, TN averaging right now about 20 hours/week @ $7.00/hr. the low hours is due to the fact we are training new people for another store that has not opened yet, this new store is due to reopen on the 23rd. Once this happens i'll be getting about 30-40 hrs a wk. keep in mind KFC pays every 2 weeks. so this means i'll have loads of $ soon. this is one step I have in getting my life back in shape. I'll ofcourse keep you guys posted on what happens next, I am looking into getting my own comp and full Cherryship here on Cherrytap. Well things are back slow for me.

Mad Ramblings Of A Sleep Deprived Cherry Tapper
It seems lately that school & home life has totally consumed my time these days. I have been trying to check in & get back to you all but with finals around the corner it will have to be during my free time. Which, of course, is also limited. Sorry to all of those who are leaving the love & not hearing back from me! I will try to get back to you all soon!! Much love!! See you after finals! xoxoxoxo Ok, so I know I am new here, and have many things to learn. One thing’s for sure, I have a new understanding of the concept of NSFW...though it should be called that which it is, Adult Content! And so! I make it a point not to share that much skin with anyone outside of this house, let alone anyone out there in Cyberland. Last thing I would want to see is a full spread of my ass showing up on other websites where it could be viewable by family, friends, potential business associates, employers or professors! Though it takes balls of steel, and a sheer magnitude of self love & c

Friends
their are people out their that are really good at heart and caring and loving but their are some that down right nasty to people who are apsolutely good to them and the dont appreicate that at all. but their are a few that you can find that you can trust and respect and there isnt a lot of them out their i know i ran into alot of them that are down right mean and nasty they dont deserve any respect what so ever. but there are some that do deserve the respect and honesty and trusting i only found a few of those that i can trust in my life and that is a good guy that i know for a short period of time, and my god son mother and her husband and my step mom and her husband. and a few other friends and yeah they are all in my family list of friends but except for the step mom but she is the one in the picture with me. so thereforth i only trust people that i know and that i can trust. you have to earn my respect and trust before i give the respect and trust to anyone i hate the snow yr aft

Emma Rose
Emma Rose There is a tiny garden, It's growing up above, She was taken up so suddenly, And filled with so much love, Her mommy loved her dearly, So many others too, Like family, friends, and neighbors, Now all feeling blue. Emma's very special, She has a job to do, She was given wings to wear so proud, So on the love she'll fly around, Spreading love to everyone, That ever frowns. So if you ever see, a flower or a tree, Remember that is Emma, Spreading smiles, love and glee. Written on February 17, 2007 11:00 PM For Gia in memory of Emma Rose who was called back home to Jesus. by Susan Du Four

Conesent
OK I AM IN A CONTEST I WANT TO WIN IT IF I CAN I NO ABOUT FAST COMMENTING AND STUFF JUST VOTE FOR ME CAUSE I AM SWEET AND NICE AND WOULD DO SAME FOR U BUT GO SLOW DONT WANT NO ONE IN TROUBLE OVER ME IT NOT FAIR BUT LOVE SOME COMMENST PLZ MAKE ME THE WINNER LOL MY GOOD FRIEND NEEDS HELP PLZ. SHE A GREAT WOMEN WITH A KIND HEART SHE COULD USE SOME COMMENTS FOR TEH CONTEST SHE IS IN. SO I AM ASKING ALL MY FRIENDS TO HELP HER PLZ. I WILL RETURN FAVORO PLZ JUST SHOW SOEM LOVE HERE THE LINK TY ALL COME JOIN ME IN MY FIRST ONE EVER. I WANT A FUN PIC OF YOU. I WILL BE TAKEING THE FIRST 10 THAT SEND ME LINK TO PIC. WILL START APRIL FIRST AND RUN TILL THE FIRST OF MAY. WE CALL IT FUNNY FACES IN APRIL SINCE IT APRIL FOOLS MONTH LOL. THE WINNER WILL GET A 7 DAY BLAST THERE WILL BE 2ND AND 3RD PRIZES GIEING A WAY TO. THE RULES ARE SIMPLE. KEEP IT FAIR NO CHEATING ALLOWED. NO DOWN RATEINGS AND NO BAD THINGS SAID. HOPE YALL WILL SUPPORT ME IN THIS PLZ I TRY TO BE SWEET AND HELP EVERYONE

Life
I so lucky to have the friens i have. Some come and go but those how are true friends always stay with you no matter what. And will do anything humanly possible to help you or make ya feel better when your down. I just t hank god for the friends i have and consider myself very lucky to have apart of my life. LIFE SURE HAS ITS UPS AND ITS DOWNS. JUAT WHEN YA THINK YOU GOT A HOLD OF THINGS AND GET COMFORTABLE YOU GET THROWN A CURVEBALL. MAKES YA FEEL LIKE YOUR ON A NVER ENDING ROLLER COASTER RIDE. bUT LIKE ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS SAID TO ME. ITS NOT HOW MANY TIMES LIFE KICKS YOU DOWN OR LAUGHS AT YOU. ITS HOW MANY TIMES YOU GET BACK UP OR LAUGH EVEN HARDER AND SAY BRING IT ON!!!!!

Poetry
COPYRIGHT by AUTHOR and CIVITASDEI.US -riptide- The night ended with us cleaning up blood and a thousand sparkling shards of soiled glass. Tonight was a success, by all means— I can’t remember it. I’ve nailed myself down to the floor, and I can hear your persistent knock-knocking but I am trapped here, too far away to reach the door— Nobody is home today. Having useless hands, I composed a letter using my teeth. i lied through them, I told you everything is perfect-pristine, I sleep sometimes at night now— but really I feel hollow and invisible. Falling asleep behind the wheel and waking up just in time for it to be too late for breaks, on a collision course. Screaming soundlessly at my reflection rip-rip-rippling in the water— and I let her take me under, caught in a rip-tide. COPYWRIGHT by AUTHOR and CIVITASDEI.US Good Mourning Love You Me Countless nights and sleepless nights-

Crazyd
i am singel 37 iam loocking fore that speacil somone i lick full figerd weman 25 40 if you are interested let me know i am singel and looking i am 37 looking fore a full figerd woman betwen 25 and 40 if interested cheak me out hay i am looking for new frinds if intrestead cheak me out

Nastey Sex Poem
roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine. Repost this as ''nasty sex po

Skillz
What Gay-Marie Means You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life. You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone. Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in. You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising. You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care. You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated. You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want. You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way! You are

Shell's Contest
I'M IN MY FIRST EVER GIVEAWAY COME SHOW ME SOME ♥ ALL I NEED IS 20,000 COMMENTS. JUST CLICK THE PIC BELOW AND YOU'LL BE THERE. THANKS IN ADVANCE FOR THE HELP :D Hey everyone, ♥Shell♥ is having a Best Cleavage Contest! Come show much love to these ladies: Shell is in the process of setting up a new contest, best cleavage contest in fact. Here's the breakdown for the contest. (and trust me this will be re modified numerous times, because I can already think of one thing I'm forgetting & Shells offline) But moving on, this will be a contest for best cleavage, so if you (or if you can think of someone) would be interested, hit Shell up A.S.A.P. let her know what picture you want to be entered. Now insert the rules; 1) Only SFW pictures are to be entered (by fubar rules, this means you must have your face in the picture, so no straight boob shoots, sorry) 2) Only the serious should enter this contest. We don't need people joining, leaving 5 c

Contest
Must beat everyone to rule the world! So Im in a new contest. If you help me win i'll buy you all a puppy. You know you all love me and want to help me win a happy hour. So Woo Hoo. COMMENT BOMB AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love you bitches, Mark Murderous! How to comment bomb like a champ. Using Internet Explorer Step 1 - Write comment but dont send Step 2 - Hit Tab Button Twice Step 3 - Hit enter 5 times rapidly At this point the bouncer should come up Step 4 - Enter the code but dont send Step 5 - Hit Tab Button once Step 6 - Hit enter 9 times rapidly Step 7 - write in different comment and repeat When I hit enter I count to myself. It makes it easier. Also if you hit the enter button to many times on the second part you'll hit the anti spam trap. At that point just start over from scratch. Using FireFox Step 1 - Write comment and hit submit Step 2 - Hit the back button on yr browser Step 3 - Make sure comment is still in the

Bubba!!!
Bubba went to a psychiatrist. 'I've got problems. Everytime I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy. 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,'said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears.' 'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor.' 'I'll sleep on it,' said Bubba. Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come come to see me about those fears you were having?' asked the psychiatrist. 'Well eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!' 'Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?' 'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! -- Ain't nobody under there now!!!' Git ' er dun !!!!!!!!

Family
hello to all of our family members, this is ur 1st Lady speaking to u all. The "Don" and I have been very sick,,,we r still here just trying to recoup. we will have no pics up soon to show our help to others how about all of u. will i dont wanna be on here to long, i still get very light headed so i need to get back to bed. love u all and will be back soon

To My Friends
I love my bday its on st patricks day woohoo lol anyhow im having a party sat hit me up if ya want to go withing the next 6 min or so im on a cuz comp and wont be on long hugs and miss ya all! along with ma boo i hate not having a comp it sucks ass lol im going through comp withdrawls lol. Love ya BabyHarkend and to the ones who know my ma name much luv to you miss you lots hugs to you all and hope to get connected again soon, the comp is being taken and its really got me pissed off. ill hit ya up when im upand running again! its been fun talkin to ya and thanks so much for all the luv its awsome and means a lot to me! BabyBratz and for those who know my name which mind you youronly about 4 that know it lol, hugs to ya and lots of luv will miss you! ttys i just wanted to say hello and sry its been so long since i have been on here its been really crazy for me lately since movin in with my parents and to be honest i cant handle it anymore. i fell for my daughter cause i dont

Birthday
HEY. I AM HAVING A BIRTHDAY ON FRIDAY. I HAVE NO PARTY PLANNED THAT I KNOW OF. IF MY FAMILY ISNT HAVING A PARTY FOR ME ON FRIDAY SHOULD I STAY HOME FOR A LITTLE BIT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS OR JUST GO OUT EARLY AND PARTY ALL NIGHT? I DONT WANT TO UPSET MY FAMILY BUT ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND ITS ON A FRIDAY. I WANT TO GO OUT AND PARTY. ITS BEEN A FEW YEARS SINCE I REALLY PARTIED ON MY BIRTHDAY.

Jokes
We are in trouble... The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden. Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work You and me. And there you are, Sitting on your ass, At your computer, reading jokes. Nice, Real nice. There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfr

Clear Enough For You?
Well didnt think i had to say this cause we all adults right , this is an adult site right? So imma just say this and be done with it NO DRAMA, of any kind will be tolerated. If you harass me your blocked simple as that. If you come on my page with your high school shit, your BLOCKED! If you come on my page talking about any one of my friends you are BLOCKED! Any mean and hurtful thing you do will get you ...YUP you guessed it BLOCKED. S o with that said if you think you cannot follow this simple guidelines please be a pal and beat me to the punch and BLOCK ME as long as YOU go away.....Thankyou now HAVE A WONDERFUL MONDAY!!!!!!!

Adventures Of Msrain & Mrhott
It was a spontaneous thing to do.. but I decided to take MsRain to the Pacific Ocean for her birthday. I just came into the house from working outside, said get a few things together we are leaving. She asked me where we were going and I told her... THE BEACH! You should have seen the look of surprise on her face, it was beautiful. She was so excited, never having seen the Ocean before. So she got some things together and we left for the coast. We went down Hwy 30 in Oregon all the way to Astoria and then headed south on Hwy 101. As we cruised down the coastal highway we came across a nice little state park to take a break at... Ecola State Park. There she got her first look at the Pacific Ocean. While we were there, there were ELK grazing by the park; not more than a 100 feet away. She had never seen them before (at least not that up close & personal). All along the way, I got to show her so many beautiful things here in the PNW. Our pictures will show you only some of i

Just Something Cool
During this election year let's be reminded of these words: * You cannot help the poor, by destroying the rich. * You cannot strengthen the weak, by weakening the strong. * You cannot bring about prosperity, by discouraging thrift. * You cannot lift the wage earner up, by pulling the wage payer down. * You cannot further the brotherhood of man, by inciting class hatred. * You cannot build character and courage, by taking away people's initiative and independence. * You cannot help people permanently, by doing for them what they could and should, do for themselves. Do you recognize the author? It was Abraham Lincoln Very, very wise words, written years ago and we still don't get it.....

Newbie
most of my life has been lived at a pace beyond ubderstanding with a flair that few know ......i am going to do my best to write here every day and tell some of the stories a perrels that have become to be the memories that i live by .today it was sunny cool in the 70's here in sac .i am so tired i gave up my cushy desk job to be the line dawg that i am got lots of pics coming soon please rate i guess it takes time to get to know people but do you ever,,,,,,,,,,just when you think you have it friggin dicked there she blowssssssssssss

Random
Some of you know me as the erotic Model Mistress E./ Edain Wild. Sure, this is a part of me and I love doing it, but I have more sides than a diamond has facets. You can add my erotic side at http://www.fubar.com/edainwild should you be interested in it. Anyways. My main love is making skin care products and making others beautiful. But I also love smashing the major name brand companies and their dangerous practices, enjoy a good fight with them (and usually win!) and try to make this place (and products) safer for all of us. A lost or a noble cause? Not really. I think we all should make educated decisions and if everyone does something positive, we can change the world, together. I began developing skin care products in the age of 9 (nine!). Actually, it was a variety of soap and I sold them on markets. With 12 I had my first wholesale contract (help of parents here) and with 18 I got the keys to my own production facility. Sure, I finished school, have 2 Phd's (chemistry a

Random
Let's play a game...Here's how it goes: Type your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you...1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me (if possible. If not I'll say something that only makes sense to me).5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.If you play, you MUST post this on your blog... As much as i hate fighting and agruements. It seems like the only way for me to get a good night rest sometimes is a good fight or agurement. Because i then cry alot and phyically tired from it i am just want to sleep. its wierd I am so hurt and confused. I hurt the only person i didnt want to hurt. I think i pushed him to

Who Wants Auto11s Or Cherrybomb Bling?
AUTO 11 OR CHERRYBOMB UP FOR GRABS! IM HOLDING A RATE CONTEST FOR THE BIGGEST PIMP OR PIMPETTE OF FUBAR.THE PRESON WITH THE MOST RATES IN TWO WEEKS WILL GET THERE CHOICE OF A AUTO 11 OR CHERRYBOMB BLING IF INTERESTED PLEASE P.M ME AND SEND ME THE LINK TO THE PIC YOU WOULD LIKE TO USE.MAKE SURE YOU HAVE FUN WITH THIS NO CHEATING,DRAMA,AND PROMOTE YOURSELF.PIX MUST BE G.Q STYLE MEANING.IF YOUR A PIMP SHOW YOUR PIMP STYLE.ABSOLUTLY NO TOLERANCE FOR DRAMA YOU WILL BE DELETED OUT OF THE CONTEST:)CONTEST WILL START WHEN I HAVE AT LEAST 10 PPL. CONTEST HOST PurpleSky*Fubar's Most Finest *@ fubar

Dopey And The Pope
Dopey and the other six dwarves went on a trip to the Vatican to meet the Pope. When the Pope arrives to greet them, Dopey sidles upto him and says "Excuse me, your holyness. Do you know if there are any dwarf nuns in Rome?"The pope ponders this and then replys "You know what Dopey, I don't believe there are."Dopey looks at him and shuffles from foot to foot uncomfortably. "Well, do you know if there are any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"The Pope again thinks for a while, but still says "No Dopey, I dont think there are."Dopey starts to look uneasy so he asks in desperation "Are there any dwarf nuns in the whole of the world?"The pope looks him in the eye and replys "No Dopey there isn't! Why are you so consurned with this issue?"Shamefaced Dopey points to the other dwaves that are huddled in the corner, laughing and chanting "Dopey shagged a penguin!"

Help Me Level Pls
center>I Need Your Help!MILITARY SUPPORTERI AM TRYING TO MAKE IT TO ORACLE!!!!!!!!! I WOULD APPRECIATE ALL OF THE HELP THAT I CAN GET!!!! SO, IM CALLING OUT TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND ANYONE WHO HAS A MOMENTTO HELP A TRULY DEDICATED FUBAR MEMBER OUT....PLEASE, Take A MomentAnd Stop By, RATE, FAN, COMMENT....Help Me Level To ORACLE!!!!!!! MILITARY SUPPORTERThank You For Reading And Passing This On!!!!

Things To Say
i finally got my laptop and it is great it even has a webcam built in if i ever learn how to use . And i am open for idas and such to do when i do learn how to use it hint hint. kinky. My life is'nt much to talk about my days pretty much a repeat of the day befour i geuss you could say its alittel like the move groundhougday i get up and do the same stuff evry single day i get and clean for a littel whyal then i job hunt a littel on the computer .Butt hopefully all that will change onec i get in to jobcore after that i a going start my life and its going to be huge becaues i will be happy and on top of my game my life is going to work its self out. My granps walks around here like he has a stick up his ass he is always pissed off at everything most of all his old age and the first person that he sees he unloads his anger out on that person and most of the time its me. And he also has fucking porblem with me being on the computer and i dont give a fliying fuck what he says if he keeps o

Hand Me Down
Someday they'll find your small town world on a big town avenueGonna make you like the way they talk when they're talking to youGonna make you break out of the shell cause they tell you toGonna make you like the way they lie better than the truthThey'll tell you everything you wanted someone else to sayThey're gonna break your heart, yeahFrom what I've seenYou're just a one more hand me downCuz no one's tried to give you what you needSo lay all your troubles downI am with you nowSomebody ought to take you inTry to make you love againTry to make you like the way they feelWhen they're under your skinNever once did think they'd lie when they're holding youYou wonder why they haven't calledWhen they said they'd call youYou start to wonder if you're ever gonna make it byYou'll start to think you were born blindFrom what I've seenYou're just a one more hand me downCuz no one's tried to give you what you needSo lay all your troubles downI am with you nowI'm here for the hard timesThe straight

Military Families
Loving a soldier is a high price to pay,loving him truly is hard when he's away.It's being alone with nothing to hold;lt's being young, but feeling old;it's having him whisper his love for you;it's whispering back that you love him too.There comes a kiss and a promise for more,as his plane slowly rises to soar;reluctantly, painfully, letting him go,while your insides are dying from wanting him so,watching him leave with eyes full of tears,standing alone with your hopes, dreams and fears.It's sending a letter with the stamp upside down,to a far away love in a far away town.It's going to church to kneel and pray,and really meaning the things that you say.Being in love will foster your dreams,of that far away soldier your mind fairly beams.Days go by, no mail for a spell,you wait for some word to hear that he's well.Then a letter arrives, and you've given in,to open his letter and read it with a grin,yes, he is well and misses you so,it's filled with the love you wanted to know.Weeks are

Hahaha This Is Too Good Not To Blog
angry kid On Tuesday morning 32 kids woke up not knowing it would be the last day of their lives. Their parents woke up that morning thinking they would see their kids for summer break, have them home for Thanksgiving, and Christmas only to find out that these just past were the last ones they'd have with them. 1 teacher's family woke up thinking he would be home for dinner to sit and chat about his day. We wake up everyday and think we will have tomorrow not knowing if that will be our last. So out of the past few days experiences and sadness take it as a lesson. Live everyday as if it were your last. Don't take anything for granted in this world. Because as quick as you were brought in fate can take you out. Never go to bed mad at your loved ones. Never miss the chance to tell them you love them. For it could be the last time you get that chance. Remember all the families, faculty, and students of VA Tech. They all need our prayers. May God be with those who were lost and their famil

Uh Oh Drunk Blogging
moosey,sunshine,tazzy sweet potata, texcat,all the other girls in my family i fucking love you,you all are great it might not be cool to cuss here but i'm drunk...so i can say i fucking love you girls forever and a day!...love yall

Suffoction!
Question of the day.......... I reside in a world where the putrid , rotting existance of society has all been flushed down the toilet of delusion. The ficticious presence of these beings makes me see their hollowness clearer than any window I've ever glanced through.Lackin in all depth and/or substance, meer illlusions of a human race that evolution has all but made extinct. The realization of how scarce these creatures humanity,priority,morality and all feelings in general has become , frightens the hell out of me!And even with all the superficial bullshit being shoved down our throats will never make me forget just how fragile our minds really are. Maybe,because of this recognition,I can still carry inside of me the knowledge of all the divine greatness and pure beauty that your souls once were. I am but a small reminder though! Are you? SOON! Current mood: complacent My blood gushes through severed veins, The arteries pu

Chris
i'm a 22 year old liking for a one night stand The Way I Am Video - Eminem lyricsEminem Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure Bodies VideoBodies lyrics - Drowning Pool lyricsDrowning Pool Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure

Sex
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All About Me
I believe - That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe - That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe - That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe - That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe - That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe - That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe - That you can keep going long after you think you can't. I believe - That we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe - That either you control your attitude or it controls you. I believe - That regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better b

Poems
FADE TO NOTHING it was easy to be what i was when i wasn't what i am i am much more now then i was before still i am less than you would adore even though you have set ablaze my inner fire, my desire if the sun could cry if the sky could sigh history still would have never seen a disaster such as i why do i try when inside i know you wish me to die i am like a tapestry sky, a setting sun i will fade to nothing and be done.......... believe it or not, this is going to get published. haven't decided what to think about that yet this is entitled FACADE............ life is full of shame and hate but i realized that to late misery is mine i carry it with me all the time lies are told people are so bold the love of a lifetime just words to make up a rhyme i don't believe in love nothing is sent from heaven above i am all alone i have nothing of my own pain and sorrow will be mine on every tomorro

Hmmmmm
Imagine by Angie M. 8/4/07 When you lay your head down on your pillow tonight, imagine me lying next to you. When you roll over onto your side, imagine me curled up against you. When you wake up to the early morning light, imagine me sleeping peacefully. When you reach over to wake me up gently, imagine me smiling at you. When your lips touch mine in a sweet kiss, imagine my arms around your neck. When you make sweet love to me, imagine me moaning softly. When you get in the shower each day, imagine me there washing you. When you are at work each day, imagine me at home waiting for you. When you look at me with that look in your eyes, imagine me blushing. When you tell me I am beautiful and that you are proud of me, imagine me speechless. When you tell me you love me, imagine me telling you... you are my love, my friend...my world. A LOT HAS HAPPENED IN MY LIFE SINCE THE LAST TIME I BLOGGED ON HERE. I MOVED BACK TO ARKANSAS AND THOUGH I DONT REALLY CARE F

Diann's Updates
Ok, more new pictures. If you are easily disturbed or offended please do not look at these pictures. I helped create these images and they were disturbing for even me to look at. They can be found in the album "Springheel-Drugs" You have been warned! I have posted some new pictures that show off the baby belly. They can be found under the folder "EPO Photography" Critiques welcome! I have posted some new pictures. Not my best work I know, but I felt it was time for some new content. I have decided to call my blog "Diann's Whispers" because often times it's the whispers that get ignored, but have the most important things to say.

Poetry!
Praying to God! Single mother struggling Wondering how she’s going to feed her baby Just laid off from her job No money in the bank Bills need to be paid And got a new one in the mail today Only one thing on her mind Feeding, clothing and paying for the life insurance for her baby Can’t get food stamps Don’t qualify! Can’t get assistance Don’t qualify! Unemployment if qualify Not even enough to provide for her child! Baby daddy might as well say a dead beat I guess if I was his cousin’s baby momma (baby daddy’s new girl) then I might get some help!! His family doesn’t even call to check up on the baby Her family can’t help out They so far into debt they can barley provide for them selves Sitting back trying to get a grip on things in her life Losing her mind Stress on high Life insurance $20.00 a month Baby food $.99 or $1.09 a jar Baby juice $2.25 a bottle A months supply of diapers and wipes $55.00 Cl

Dear Dad...
i cant believe this I went out with Bryant and two of his friends from woodburn. We went to SMACKDOWN & ECW. Well while we were walking around trying to find our section. My dad walked by. And I looked at him and said "dad" quiet then i saw threw the old age and saw the young dad i use to have and I said DAD louder. He looked at me as if he didn't know who I was. Then PJ, his girlfriend, said hey Leslie and then thats when my dad hugged me and asked me how I was doing. "I didn't know you liked wrestling?" he said to me. That hurt alot when he said that, since he would dress me up in my cowboy out fit and we'd sit in the living room and watch wrestling every night. He would have to record it just so I could fall asleep watching it. Anyways we were in the section about him and all i had to do was turn to my right and look down and I saw him, PJ, and a little boy (i have no idea who he was). The little boy had my dads cowboy hat on and sitting on his lap, like i use too. I kno

Feelings
there are many forms of guilt but the one that continues to be a the killer is the one of never havein said goodbye. its been 2 years and ive never gotten over it and no matter how much i try to move on and forget that day it never seems to happen. and now i get to spend forever missin him and never gettin over the guilt that i wasnt there to be able to say goodbye and that i loved him one last time. if isnt was drives me to the grave i dunno what will but why does one person have to live with one simple mistake forever? and one does one not get over it? TEN YEARS AGO I FEEL IN TO THE DEEP STATE OF DEPRESSION. I WAS LIKE A FOG OR A HAZE THAT JUST WENT ON FOR DAY AT A TIME WITH NO END IN SITE. NOW TODAY THE FEELINGS THAT I THOUGHT I BARRIED SO LONG AGO HAVE RETURNED AND IM BACK IN THE SAME HAZE AND IN THE SAME PLACE. MY FAITH SAYS THAT EVERYTHING OF THE EARTH WILL COME BACK AS SOMETHIN MORE NATURAL AND MORE PURE, I DONT DOUBT THAT AT ALL. I BELIEVE MY GREAT GRANDMA OR MY NANA AS I CALLE

Tunes
I love when you give someone everything you have emotionaly and when its over they won't even talk to you even when its because they're the one who has found someone else. Check em out tell me what you think! Check em out tell me what you think!

Love Of A Life Time!!!!
IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER!!!!!!!!! Just about the time you think it cant get any better, there comes a whole new feeling that you never knew before. I have never met any one in my life that can drive me crazy like my Baby does. I have never been one to sigh about anything, but i find myself doing that all the time and cant and dont want to controll it. I love her with all my heart and soul, and tell her every chance i get. Just being around her puts mE on an all time high that i love. I have never experience anything like it in my life. I know, i know, yall are just thinking that im just making this up, because it cant be all that. But that is not so. Everything that you will be reading in my blogs will probably sound like something out of a fairy tale, but i assure you that it is all true. You all know that i have been married twice, and all the crap that i went thru with both of them. But this is something that is all together different. I have done alot o

Pieces Of A Broken Mirror.
Comment Images - Comments Graphics Not joking!!!! Look how black and shiney!!!! Damn, I am addicted to corsets! Now those who know me well, know that I love corsets....I love to be corseted...I love the way a corset makes me feel....sexy as hell!!! So once again I am in search for yet another corset.....I loosened up my fingers and started to search the web for the perfect corseter...and I found this wonderful website, which of course has the most beautiful corsets that are custom made for the wearer..... Dark Garden Now I've never been able to afford a custom corset...so whenever I find a site that makes them perfectly...I set and dream of myself wearing something like the one above, or when I'm in my bad librarian mode.....this one now just think of me with reading glasses perched on the end of my nose as I .....well, let's not get carried away here.... I'll let your imagination roam from here. So since I will not be getting one of these wonderful cus

About Me!!!!
Heyy I'm Hel-aka: Tink! I live in a small town in Washington State, and I go to college. Another fun fact is I'm a stripper. I havent been doing it that long, but it's fun and good money...Anyway, I love to laugh and just enjoy life-I DONT put up with petty bull shit anymore. Overall I'm a fun person so...Yay me! Haha.

Grandchildren Are Grand!!!!!!!
I have a new grand son he's 2 months old. he has his own website parkersakurai.com. I also have a new house to live in here in NY! In Feb.'08 I will be a grandma for the 6th time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All boys!!!!

Public Service Announcement!
As a new Fubar user.... I was sooo excited when someone had a crush on me... I was like...ohhhh mah gawddddddd ..I am no longer a "crush" virgin....i cried so much it ran my anti-wrinkle cream right off *grins*....even though short lived... I want that person to know how much it meant to me...thank you ... you made my night!!!!!!!!! Well my first Blog ever!!!! I thought it should be informative and help someone along the way..... it was brought to my attention today that women actually suffer with D.B.S. (Damp Bush Syndrome), a woman says to me.... ( why me, I'm wondering), and I quote, " I'm all wet down there" and I'm thinking to myself.... Good Lord Woman!!!!! use some powder!!!!! POWDER THAT DAMN BUSH!!!!!!!! So I thought someone could let us all know if this is really a serious issue. D.B.S. is also known to stand for.... Dumb Biotch Syndrome Dirty Butt Syndrome Don't be stupid Dumb Bastage Syndrome and so on and so on... I'm sure we all know someone with

1 Month Vip Or 7 Day Blast
Hi All These friends need your help they have entered a giveway for a 1 Month VIP or 7 Day Blast. They each need 10,000 comments to get the gift. No time limit, all I ask is that you Fan, Add & Rate me as do the friends who leave you comments. BOMBING YOURSELF ALSO HELPS http://fubar.com/user/1088271 http://www.fubar.com/user/546092 http://fubar.com/user/1411163 'Pen!sFlyTrap [Shadow Levelers]' Karen aka '~{Owner of The Helping Hands Club ~ Karen878806 R/F/A/Bling Me ~ Shadow Levelers ~}'' Jessica aka 'cherokee_babe1988 R/F/A me~~ ClubMystic' Zachary Jackson II aka 'BigDaddyZach2004(Wolves of Wiccan Society)' http://fubar.com/user/924684

Ceiling
My burning sky is ash and gray, (Ash and gray) This tired face can't wash away, (Wash away) That I'm stuck in feeling everything, while watching time controlling me, It's hard to let go when I'm left, broken when I'm walking the ceiling I'm crazy, I'm dreaming, So close, I'm walking the ceiling, So wasted, In feeling, Come close I'm walking the ceiling. Floor is the sky, Floating on by, You're dripping, I'm gripping your life, I'm crazy, I'm dreaming, So close, I'm walking the ceiling. Eyes of fire burning deep, (Burning deep) Imagination's for the weak, (For the weak) Why can't I deal with this the same, As I've delt with everything, It's hard to let go when I'm left, Broken when I'm walking the ceiling I'm crazy, I'm dreaming, So close, I'm walking the ceiling, So wasted, In feeling, Come close I'm walking the ceiling. Floor is the sky, Floating on by, You're dripping, I'm gripping your life, I'm crazy, I'm dreaming, So close,

12-26-07
As i sit here with you on my mind I can't help but ask myself if it's real this time I couldn't dream of a women more Perfect and Kind Not perfect in a since of Flawlessness But perfect in a since of everything a man could Desire You have bought out a side of me i thought That i would never see again With a love so strong, it has to be sin Tho i must admit at first it was lust Then out of nowhere i fell in love with the thought of us I still remember the first time you said you loved me You sent my head flying higher than the highest tree Because you seen through Everything and yet still loved me for ME...

My Berry Tree
all businesses are a like but the differance is the people. With this company and The Unity Team you will never be left alone and with The Berry Tree, you cant fail because its a team effort and we work as a team. With berry tree there is a free trial and the sign ups are growing weekly, free trial members upgraded to full membership within the first week because they were offered an incentive of one Berry Member Credit upon joining the program. The free trial is a great way to promote this business and everyone benefits from this awesome opportunity. The products are very easy to promote and sell, also we are all over the world and are berry greens will be coming soon it has the same nutrients as 8 servings of vegetables.And it give you a way to make great money also. There are monthly bonus pools Once you have a combination of 10 personally sponsored members plus BMC's you will earn from everyone in the program. If that is not an incentive to become a member, than I honestly don't kn

Special Occasions
Wow!!! I rode in the Stevie Ray Vaughan Remembrance Ride and Concert Sunday 10.5.2008. What an awesome experience. Best $20 spent in a long time. The bands were phenominal. T-man a 9 year old boy wqas just fantastic and his duel with Bugs Henderson was something to see. Anyone that likes Blues, Stevie Ray Vaughan... You need to go to this annual event. You don't hvae to ride in the parade. If you don't ride, come to the concerts afterwards. Guaranteed great music and good time for all. Check my profile on Biker Or Not for photos. Link is on my profile her. Keep shiny side up!!!!!! Harley Girl A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" Delighted, the girl quickly

10 Random Things About Me
1 - I am an insane Met fan. 2 - I have an extreme type A personality. 3 - I love my husband beyond reason. 4 - I suffer panic attacks. 5 - I am more insecure than I come across. 6 - I want to live in Italy for a year. 7 - I love being a housewife. 8 - I am a Republican and proud of it. 9 - I am a Christian and am proud of that more. 10 - Once I am your friend you have me for life no matter what.

Angry White Men
I did not write this but i thought it was a great comentary Gary Hubbell February 9, 2008 Print Email There is a great amount of interest in this year’s presidential elections, as everybody seems to recognize that our next president has to be a lot better than George Bush. The Democrats are riding high with two groundbreaking candidates — a woman and an African-American — while the conservative Republicans are in a quandary about their party’s nod to a quasi-liberal maverick, John McCain. Each candidate is carefully pandering to a smorgasbord of special-interest groups, ranging from gay, lesbian and transgender people to children of illegal immigrants to working mothers to evangelical Christians. There is one group no one has recognized, and it is the group that will decide the election: the Angry White Man. The Angry White Man comes from all economic backgrounds, from dirt-poor to filthy rich. He represents all geographic areas in America, fro

Miscellaneous
First published in a column Oct. 18, 2000 by Dale Earnhardt Jr. I know a man who's hands are so callused that gloves aren't necessary. Once while cutting down a tree, he cut the back of his hand down to the bone with a chainsaw. He didn't even stop to look until the job was done. I've seen him get thrown from a tractor, the tractor as big as a small home, was flipped by the trunk of a stubborn oak tree. His first thought was not fear, but how quickly he could the tractor back on it's tracks to complete the task. He has suffered broken bones and never had one complaint, not to anyone, not even to himself. This man could lead the world's finest army. He has wisdom that knows no bounds. No fire could burn his character, no stone could break it. He maintains a private existence. One that shelters his most coveted thoughts from the world. His upbringing was no controlled creation. His hard working family was like many of that era. He gained his knowledge in hard dirt and second hand to

Pwning For Fun
Ok, Despite my utter hate of Politics and Politicians aka the bloodsuckers that lie to poor people. I digress here's a nice lil' video i found showing what the gamers thought about before the election now that it's over. Thank the Gods.

Bear
OK My first blog and what is it about. Eating Bear. Hubby fixed a roast of it and I have to admit it was good. Hey not afraid to try things at least once. Since I've eaten Elk, Rabbit, Rattler, Gator, Shark, Quail...heck now I can add Bear. Actually BBQ Bear. LOL.

Thank You Kim
Teacher & Student Love Lesbian Music Video - Amazing videos are here When Night is Falling - Funny bloopers are a click away Patty Loveless - I Try To Think About Elvis (Official Music Video) - More amazing videos are a click away

Kat's Jokes
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as'HILLBILLIES.' You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS . And furthermore, HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a ' BREASTED AMERICAN.' 2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.' 3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.' 4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.' 5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.' 6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a ' LOW COS

Helllllllllllllllllp
SEE BELOW OF COURSE IF MORE THAN 1,000 MORE FU $$ PRIVATE MESSAGE ME WHEN DONE. THANKS!!!!! 1,000= 100,000 fu bucks 500 = 50,000 fu bucks 250 = 25,000 fu bucks 125 = 13,000 fu bucks 75 = 7,000 fu bucks 50 = 5,000 fu bucks 25 = 2,500 fu bucks 12 = 1,250 FU BUCKS 6 = 700 fu bucks SEE BELOW OF COURSE IF MORE THAN 1,000 MORE FU $$ PRIVATE MESSAGE ME WHEN DONE. THANKS!!!!! 1,000= 100,000 fu bucks 500 = 50,000 fu bucks 250 = 25,000 fu bucks 125 = 13,000 fu bucks 75 = 7,000 fu bucks 50 = 5,000 fu bucks 25 = 2,500 fu bucks 12 = 1,250 FU BUCKS 6 = 700 fu bucks

A Poem For Bryan
I have only just lost you the pain is hard to bareDo I have to go through life knowing your not thereplease some one explain to me why he had to goare there any reasons I really need to knowI sit here and remember all the lovely times we shared the talks the laughter of every one you caredI am told the pain will ease in timeand I will think of him without a tearbut that will be impossible as I need to have him hereHe was my very world to me my ever guiding starJust kiss me softly on the cheek and tell me where you are

Momentum
Beginning or getting back to an exercise routine involves more than just scheduling your workouts and joining a gym. In fact, it’s entirely possible to join a gym and never actually go, even as those monthly payments show up on your bank statement. I know this because I’ve done that a few times in my life. Sticking with your goals requires a few mental tricks to help keep you moving, focused and motivated. 1. Momentum. Momentum is a key part of consistent exercise. You know what I’m talking about...you have those weeks when everything goes right: you do all your workouts, eat like a health freak and start to think, ‘I can totally do this!’ Then ‘it’ happens. ‘It’ might be a holiday, a vacation, an illness...something that throws you off your game. Getting back is always tough, partly because you’ve lost that momentum. We already know (courtesy of Isaac Newton) that an object at rest tends to stay at rest, so getting moving aga

This Is So Sad
Morgan Darren Grace Spradling URGENT PRAYER REQUEST!!! Please re post! Kayla Scott's 22 month old son shot himself in the chest with a brad nailer. It went in his heart. He is now in critical condition and not doing well. Neither is his Mom. Please start a prayer chain for this baby!! Please copy and repost, as you would want someon...e to do it for you. Thanks (Passing this on from a friend) pass this on to all your friends

One And Only
By Adele You've been on my mind, I grow fonder every dayLose myself in time just thinking of your faceGod only knows why it's taken me so long to let my doubts goYou're the only one that I wantI don't know why I'm scared, I've been here beforeEvery feeling, every word, I've imagined it allYou'll never know if you never tryTo forget your past and simply be mineI dare you to let me be your, your one and onlyPromise I'm worthy to hold in your armsSo come on and give me a chanceTo prove I am the one who can walk that mileUntil the end startsIf I've been on your mind, you hang on every word I sayLose yourself in time at the mention of my nameWill I ever know how it feels to hold you closeAnd have you tell me whichever road I choose you'll goI don't know why I'm scared 'cause I've been here beforeEvery feeling, every word, I've imagined it allYou'll never know if you never tryTo forget your past and simply be mineI dare you to let me be your, your one and onlyPromise I'm worthy to hold in y

Capricious Carpe Dieum
It snowed a few days ago..like 4 whole inches. But I woke up at midnight, made some hot tea and just watched the streets. It was beautiful, and I thought of you. How you'd laugh at our pittance of snow and calling my tea too weak as well. I'm not foolish or even crazy, you know. Though I may seem it. Certainly, you'd think it from my actions. Sifting through the ashes of my many burned bridges looking for an olive branch though isn't easy. I can only try now, mean my apologies and not lose it all. I'm gonna sell my other one I paid too much for it, anyway, and it gives me grief! This thing ROCKS! I'm so lovin. No net connection yet though.. Sooo LMAO I'm sittin up at my new fav bar the nu way where they have AMAZING food and make a kick ass cosmo & can use their connection for free. GODDESS bless America!! Ha also talked to rev in scotland on the phone the other night! Pretty sweet! Heh plus I bought a mic. lmao & An IPOD! Had to breakdown and do it. So a webca

A Little Story About Time Management
Delegation and Focus were the two horsemen of time management. They proudly rode their fine steeds wearing their armour made of pure commitment, laced with pride. As they rode, they rode down the hill. They always rode downhill. Procrastination and Interruption were the two horsemen of Stress. They rode their mangy lame mules wearing their armour of excuses and blame. As they rode, they rode up the very same hill.

Tattooed Ladies
Tattooed Ladies Defined Outer Boundaries of Changing Society By Jessica McBride Amelia Klem's eight tattoos and undergraduate emphasis in the arts spurred her desire to investigate the history of tattooing for her master's thesis in history. Wanting to explore tattoo history from a feminist perspective, Klem was drawn to a virtually ignored historical period: The American "tattooed ladies" of the circus, sideshow, and dime museums. The Last Supper was a common back design. Pictured is Emma Kohl de Burgh, probably from the late 1880s (by the mid 1890s she had gained a substantial amount of weight and stopped performing). Photo from the Tattoo Archive, Berkeley, Calif. In giving these largely forgotten tattooed ladies a voice, Klem found that their reasons for shattering cultural taboos were often more practical than modern theories predicted. "I kept reading information about tattooing being tied to body image and self expression-things that people put on these women," Klem

Honor..............................
GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.................. Hear Dr. King as he speaks to the man or woman who contends that God is unnecessary or irrelevant to our modern lives: "At times we may feel that we do not need God, but on the day when the storms of disappointment rage, the winds of disaster blow, and the tidal waves of grief beat against our lives, if we do not have a deep and patient faith, our emotional lives will be ripped to shreds. There is so much frustration in the world because we have relied on gods rather than God. We have genuflected before the god of science only to find that it has given us the atomic bomb, producing fears and anxieties that science can never mitigate. We have worshiped the god of pleasure only to discover that thrills play out and sensations are short-lived. We have bowed before the god of money only to learn that there are such things as love and friendship that money cannot buy and that in a world of possible depressions, stock market crashes, and

A Look Into My Mind
All Alone in my Bed I admit I'm a shallow human-being I only answered your call, to see how far it could go every night I put on a smile, I changed inside yet, you knew me through all the plastic you knew I was afraid, of falling for you you knew I put on this show, to hide from anything true I pretend, and pretend I am someone else through all the fake smiles, and friends that have come and gone you stayed for awhile but not for long you showed me love, then you just left I was a feather in the breeze, caught in a whirlwind now I'm lost in my head lost in my dreams sitting in my room, writing my feelings I can't explain them, they just come I can't define in any world what you have done you look at me sometimes we both know the love we once shared is too much to ignore I have my friends, I have enough but all I really need is your sweet love I can't eat, I can

Maxx's Titles
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Joy's Blog
Hmm. Today is Saturday. My car has been in the shop for a week for a thermostat, then they found out the fan motor doesn't work, now they don't know what is going on. It's very frustrating to me. I have no idea how much money this is going to cost me. I had a rental car up until yesterday. That got too expensive, so now I'm driving my boyfrined's car. What a sweetheart he is. Despite all this, I'm in good spirits. Damn, I haven't been on here for like years. It's changed a lot too. I'm happy to be back though, it's interesting to say the least. I'm tired of Facebook sometimes. This is a good way to meet more people. I hope to make some friends here now that I'm back.

06-02-85 To 08-08-07
I will leave her page running for a short time. Until I know at least most of her friends have received the message. But I am removing the pictures. Only a few pictures of Ashlee smiling and happy will remain on the page. Thank-You. Kristin Ashlee was a victim of depression on the day of August 8th 2007. She took her own life. Leaving behind 2 children ages 2 and 3. As a last task on this earth, She wrote both of her children a 30 page book, On how much she loved them, And how she didn't do this to them on purpose, And how she left them in the best possible care she knew of. She also left the children each some of her faverite items. Including t-shirts ect. To comfort them. She wrote a letter to her family,, That simply said,, " I told you I could only be pushed so far" Then at 7:23 am Ashlee tookl her own life by stabbing her self in the chest repeatadly until she had no more strength. She had a request that her friends know what happened so they didn't

Poetry All That I Have Left
one guy amazing kid everyone loves him i mean he had it all wit, smarts, looks, sense of humor, etc. and i was lucky enough to have been with him and supposdily he loved me which is a word i highly doubt ill ever use again offered me a ring we were just waitin to set a day but yea im young so just like everyone said it woudlnt work out it didnt and because i did one thing wrong i messed the whole fucking thing up i realized my mistake and gotten on my hands and knees and pleaded for your forgiveness and i would wake up every morning just so i could make a plan to see or talk to you but its all good youve moved on you have a new women while i sit and wait one word of advice for myself never fall for a guy you said for me to tell you thank you i said for what and you replied with a matter a fact kind of way "because i gave you your freedom" and i could have just said thank you to this gentlemen and been on my way but i felt all the fury inside burst and i said i fought

Friends
I had a very dear friend That friend went to join his heavenly father He left this world knowing he had touched alot of lives He made many friends and even bought his family togather He had a million dollar smileand a funny way to make you laugh He might have gotten on your nerves but at the same time you still loved him He will remembered in all of our thoughts and prayers We will miss you In Memory of Chris St. John 1-19-08 How can a child pick and choose who they want in their life. Even though they my have been adopted at a young age and then they found each other again....how can they hurt one set of parents and not want to hurt the other? My husband lost 2 of his children due to unseen circumstances with his ex-wife and they lost the 2 children. Well when the oldest was 18 they found my husband and never the less now the daugther doesn't want anything to do with my husband but to use him and hurt him and her brothers. I just don't feel that it is

Love
A guy walks into a bar and quickly says to the bartender, "Give me 5 shots of Jack!" The bartender looks at him and says, "Damn buddy, are you having a bad day?" The guy replies, "Yeah, I just found out my brother is gay!" The bartender, feeling bad for the guy, says, "Damn, that is a bad day. I'll tell you what. The first shot is on me." The guy thanks him, takes his shots, and leaves. A week later the same guy comes into the same bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 5 shots of Jack!" The bartender looks at him and says, "Damn buddy, are you having another bad day?" The guy replies, "Yeah, I just found out my other brother is gay too!" The bartender says, "Damn, that is a bad day. I'll tell you what. The first shot is on me again." The guy thanks him, takes his shots, and leaves. The next week the same guy walks into the same bar and says, "Bartender give me 10 shots of Jack!" The bartender looks at him confused and says, "Damn buddy, doesn't anyone in your

Nursing Research Survey
Would you kindly go to the given link and take the survey? It is for my Nursing Research class this semester. Thanks!!!! Click Here to take survey http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=noOtXI_2bMh7jH8ypzLnCTiw_3d_3d

This Shit Is Crazy
Check out this video: 2PAC-Dear Mamma I rarely come on here and use this site...I dunno i guess i just dont get into it like some people.. For me i think there is too much going on at one time! and i cant seem to do anything.. i dunno.. blah.. maybe one day ill get the hang of it.. until then.. Fuck. lol What Mandy Means You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated. You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want. You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way! You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia an

Random Useless Facts
This is dedicated to my friend Gary whose poor beer supply is in dire peril as the evil and treacherous penguin king consistenly sends out his minions to steal it. These facts are for you, Gary. Educate yourself, my friend, so you may better protect the precious beer. Never give in! Never surrender!! Penguins are flightless sea birds of the Southern Hemisphere. In all, there are 18 species of penguins, found in South Australia, New Zealand, and off the coasts of Peru, Chile, and South Africa. Some species live as far north as the equatorial Galapagos Islands, but they are primarily cold-weather birds. There are seven species of Antarctic penguins: the Adelie, Gentoo, Macaroni, Chinstrap, Rockhopper, King, and Emperor. The Adelie and the Emperor are the two true Antarctic species. Penguins have a heavier skeleton than most birds, waterproof feathers, and specialized glands that extract and excrete excess salt. Their feathers, which even cover their bills and feet, combine with a t

Sin City
a> ************************ ***********CLICK PIC TO ENTER********** WELCOME TO SIN CITY. FUBARS FASTEST GROWING LOUNGE. ************ HOT DJ'S SEXY STAFF GREAT FAMILY **NO DRAMA** ************ SIN CITY IS ALSO HIRING FOR ALL STAFF SO IF YOU WANNA BECOME PART PLEASE LET DJ FABULOUS OR HOLLISTER OR TINKER KNOW.. WE LOVE TO HAVE AND SEE YOU SOON WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING ON? GET YOUR ASS IN HERE! LETS SIN TOGETHER! PLZ HELP THIS FREAK Please come and Comment this Photo, show love In any way form possible DJ SLIM~~DJ MGR/PROMO@SIN CITY~~FUBBY 2 HYPNO 1 who OWNS HEART***dont like me then BITE ME

This Is Funny Shit
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 10 years and 45 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why is it so hard for w

???who Knows???
Recently I've had to take on a second job to pay some things off. I won't be on fubar as much. I will only be on here maybe 3 days, if I am lucky!So thanks to all those that has helped me get to where I am at now. If anything came of this it was that fubar helped me not to be bored at work! Just kidding that is not all that has came out of fubar. It was also good friends and nice people! Thanks again! Luckyblue I've been on fubar for awhile now and I have quite a bit of people as friends that I talk to. I have thought about putting myself up for auction for some time now, but I really don't know if I really would have enough people to bid on me or even if they would even care to bid on me. Also there is the thing about how to go about it. What do I offer? Who do I go through?? etc... I need some feedback from those who read this. thanks bunches ~Luckyblue~ I find it freakin funny that some people actually take some things on here seriously. I also find it funny when I post mumms and

Proud To Be American
Proud To Be White Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. ..And then there are just - Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You Call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman,' ..And that's OK. But when I call you Nigger, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink, ..You call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Hispanic History Month. You have Martin Luther King Day.

Dedicated To Grandma
Well, here is yet another post in my dedication to my grandma. As the days go by it doesn't get any easier to accept the fact that she is gone. It doesn't hurt any less than it did the day she died. We are supposed to cleaning all of her stuff out of her house, yet I can't bring myself to going over there. I was sitting here the other day thinking, and every thing that came to mind was memories of my grandma. From her taking me to baseball games when I was a kid, to her yelling at me for getting in trouble with the cops when I was a teenager. To be honest I don't have one bad memory of the time I spent with her. Even the last 6 months, while her body was giving out and it was hard for her to breath, the time with her was worth it. To those who know me best know that my grandma was that one person on top of the hill that you could only wish I could be as strong as even the soles of her shoes. She ment the world to me and helped me get through so many hard times. I will be posting

This Needs To Be Posted
AUTO'S ARE FOR SALE!!! HE HAS AUTO'S FOR SALE COME MAKE A BID CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO GO BID...... I'mSmut-fuowner of DJ sunshine princess, Belle and 8 others@ fubar WHILE YOUR THERE MAKE SURE YOU .... F/A/R THE HOST... COME ON YOU NEVER KNOW YOU MIGHT JUST WIN HE WANTS SOMETHING TO ENTERTAIN HIM... ARE YOU UP FOR THIS CHALLENGE??? WELL COME ON LETS SEE... CLICK THE LINK GO MAKE A BID ...BETTER MAKE IT GOOD.....YOU NEVER KNOW YOU MIGHT GET AN AUTO (repost of original by 'MZ.BELLE~Shadow Levelers~ Owned by Sexy Baby Blue Eyes~Fu Owner/Owned By I'm Smut~~' on '2008-12-29 19:37:53') Did you know? I didn't know ANY of these! > > Well, this is truly something and I think all must take the time to read it. > > Did you know that 47 countries' have reestablished their embassies in Iraq ? > > Did you know that the Iraqi government currently employs 1.2 million Iraqi people? > > Did you know that 3100 schools have been ren

Priceless
While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?' To which she replied, 'I' m late for work.' 'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?' I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded. The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?' 'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.' 'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole? ' he asked. 'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...' Traffic Ticket - $95.00 Court Costs - $45.00 Look on the Cop's

Weddings
You're invited to the Fu-Wedding of Come witness the joining of these two heart and share in the love Shane Mahaffey{{{{ head enforcer@wicked candy kisses}}}}}}@ fubar Terri@ fubar Starting at 7pmcst in the Wicked Candy Kisses lounge Performing the ceremony ™JÁÐÊ™~*ØWÑÊR & DJ @§WÊÊTWÁTÊR§ LOUNGE & JADE'S DIRTY DIAMOND CREW*~@ fubar Witnessed by ~DJ~Sexy~Rebel~ Head Promoter @Hellfire radio(Fu-enged to Kratos)@ fubar Cotton Candy DJ & OWNER OF Wicked Candy Kisses~1 of Sarge's Bad Girls~@ fubar *~ Ñ

Christmas
In my daughter's eyes I am a hero I am strong and wise and I know no fear But the truth is plain to see She was sent to rescue me I see who I wanna be In my daughter's eyes In my daughter's eyes everyone is equal Darkness turns to light and the world is at peace This miracle God gave to me gives me strength when I am weak I find reason to believe In my daughter's eyes And when she wraps her hand around my finger Oh it puts a smile in my heart Everything becomes a little clearer I realize what life is all about It's hangin' on when your heart has had enough It's giving more when you feel like giving up I've seen the light It's in my daugter's eyes In my daughter's eyes I can see the future A reflection of who I am and what will be Though she'll grow and someday leave Maybe raise a family When I'm gone I hope you see how happy she made me For I'll be there In my daughter's eyes this song is so true and it is exactly how i feel about my daughter

Crying
I sit here as i cry, trying to understand why, I was here everyday but, didn't get to say good bye. As i sigh,out of the corner of my eye I see you, I close my eyes & hear you, I take a deep breathe &, smell your colonge & I cry,I just wanted to say goodbye,you are all I had left of the family I grew up with,& now that you are gone I cry, & ask why................ I love you still deeper than the oceans know, I love you still higher than the heavens fly, i showed you that I gave you that,but I sit here as I cry, trying to understand why................................ to my father: samuel willam law october 27th 1948- december 27th 2007 vietnam vet beloved father treasured grandfather

Meant To Be
A relationship of similarities My heart says go for it My soul says the same My mind says slow down. I have a feeling we were meant to be We were meant for one another From the way we act To the sports we like to watch. As I sit alone away from you I think of how luck I am And I thank God to have sent you to me And I count the blessings you've brought. You and I were meant to be. meant to be a match. We were put here to love each other No matter who wants to stop it.

Ny Bound
Well I made it up here.. Start working monday. I am way excited to be here.. Things are looking great so far.. Couldnt ask for a better couple of days.. Look at another place to possibly live on monday.. Cant wait to have my own place. Well Thats that.. Love U guys. So as some of U may already know I am moving back home to NY.. I am pretty excited and wish the time would pass by quicker.. I cant wait to be able to do more with my life then the few things I have been restricted to here in GA.. I was nervous about telling my daughter about this move but last night it slipped out in front of her.. So I got to deal with it right then and there.. I was able to keep her calm, and explain to her all the ways that dad moving was a good thing.. How she would be able to come and visit me up there and be able to do all kinds of things that she cant do here.. I think I was able to get her a little excited about it as well.. So finally everyone knows and I am just excited with nothing to worry abou

Wanna Own Me????
=== 'Lil Vixen**OWNED BY UMMMMM.....**Pr0MoTeR MnGr @ DEVILS REJECTS* ~*CUPCAKE MAFIA PROSPECT~*' wrote the following at '2009-03-28 00:05:34'.. > > > > > > > > COME ON YOU KNOW YOU WANT HIM > UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM > HES UP FOR SALE > > CLICK THE PIC TO BID ON THIS SEXY FUMAN > > > > > (repost of original by 'PERPETUAL BLISS~PROMOTER/GREETER MANAGER AT CLUB TOOSEXY~' on '2009-03-27 21:00:23') > (repost of original by 'UMMMMM ......owner of Lil Vixen' on '2009-03-27 21:27:03')

The Addict
Sobriety - I don't dare say the word out loud; It is too fragile. I hold onto the moments as they come and try not to let them pass unnoticed. Sobriety - It is like a hand-blown glass ball and I don't want it to break. Every word is thought out before it is spoken. Once and a while, a word slips out in anger, and I hold my breath. "Will it send him to the store?" I silently wonder. When stress happens, and it happens a lot, I wonder if he'll break. He handles it better than I. I wonder if it's because he knows what's in his head and I don't. I love him more than words could ever express. I have prayed for this day to come, but I am on edge. We have been here before and I can not forget how it all came crashing down. I will not take this for granted. Thank you God for the blessings you have bestowed upon me, upon us. When life is down, I try to remember what I have. So, every day is a new beginning - a new chance to build the life we were meant to have - a new chance

All Members Please Read And Comment!
OK..just a few rules and whats expected to be a meber! After u read please leave a comment letting me know u read and want to stay a member! First and foremost we are a family and there should be friendship, loyalty and respect! We are here to help each other first! Make sure you have r/f/a all members! Please put the home page in your family if you can! And please become a member of the lounge also! All I ask is you check in often with the homepage to see if there are new blogs or new members! We are gonna be doing a little more to have fun here! Just please be patient with me as it will start soon! I will keep you all updated on that! Let's all just have fun!

Read The Handwriting On The Wall
Look in the mirror and see the truth. The government is getting closer to forcing every company in America to accept unions and every worker to be in a union. (Keeps us more easily controlled). Any company that doesn't accept unions will be run out of business and every employee that doesn't join a union will lose their job. If you are a union member you hope for better wages and benefits so you support whatever your union bosses promise. It is trickle down economics. The government gets more from the unions and then the union bosses raise your union dues so they are enriched also. Now comes the truth to the lie. The lost revenue from taxes from non union companies and laid off non union employees will have to be made up somewhere so more union dues and cut benefits are headed your way to the point where you are making less then you are making now but the government and unions will claim you are the lucky ones because you still have a job while the rest of us are unemployed. When it g

Sweetheart Ladies
just wanna tell all u ladies of fubar you all are so very attractive n beautifull sexy and gorgous i rate all of you a 11 high 5 sexy precious ladies love you all very much n care alot for yall hehe xoxo hugs kisses n lots of love n tlc wink wink hey my ladies friends n lovers lol come talk to me dont be strangers n all u ladies that wanna jump on the band waggon go rite ahead ur all welcome sweeties hehe

You All Win
I look in the mirror And what do I see This hideous creature Staring back at me I see all the things That I would like to change And hear in my head All the cruel things you all have said As the tears stream down my face All the mean words And hateful things That have happened to me Come rolling back to me Can’t you see you are hurting me Don’t you see how I have changed I no longer smile like I did when you first met me There’s an odd silence all around me I look away from the mirror and shut off the light Refusing to see my reflection staring back at me I hate what I see I just want it to stop I will do anything to make the changes That I see will make you like me Then the insults will stop I’ll be beautiful in your eyes again

Bhagia
Combine physical and mental nourishment as you take in the sights and sounds of beautiful India with an Ayurveda and rejuvenation tour. Basics of Ayurveda Ayurveda is not merely a form of medication, but a way of life. It aims at not only physical well being but also that of the mind and soul. The basis of Ayurveda is the idea of that there are three humours or doshas influencing the human body which are the wind (vata), phlegm (kapha) and bile (pitta). These are the controlling forces that influence the health of an individual. The right balance of these humours makes the person healthy. Maintaining the balance depends upon our lifestyle, food, state of mind, environment, etc. A tour of India is the ideal opportunity to experience this way of life.The most common Ayurvedic rejuvenation therapies (for overall rejuvenation and health of various aspects of the body) one would experience in an Ayurveda tour are Pizhichil, Njavara Kizhi, Shirodhara, Punagathi Kizhi, body massage and stea

Rants And Raves
I am a woman Beautiful and sweet Curves from my head to my feet I am a woman without a splintering of doubt I am moody Insecure at times Loud and silly Sad and happy Loving and Kind A kiss that’s so sweet I’d make you melt with just one touch A voice so calming, even sexy to some Eyes that if you look closely would tell my story Some pain and anger, some mistrust in my heart But still you’d see a never ending giving heart Pure and strong always there for the ones she loves No matter what Because I am a woman A woman strong and just Smart and courageous like no other No man can deny my love Because I am a woman Beautiful as any As god made me to be I am a masterpiece of his design, He made me a woman A woman of unbelievable Perfection. How do people get them really cool skins? Cause i want one lol Feeling so alone all the time Like I’m locked up deep inside myself Never knowing how to find a way out from all the pain Being told every

I Am Bisexual
When i was growing up i thought it was normal to like girls and boys in the same way. It seemed so natural to me that i never questioned it. Now that i am older people have such strong opinions on the matter of sexuality and that there way of thinking is right. I've been told by psychiatrists, acquaintances from school, and even family members that "liking the same sex is a sin" That god made a man and a woman for a reason. I've also been told that being bisexual isn't real. You can only like one sex or the other. I'm sure many people have there stories about how they've been told there going to burn in hell because they are lesbian, gay, or bisexual. Or have had there fair share of violence and hate. This is the 21st century; I just don't see why we have to be put through such cruel treatment for our choice in life. That just because you like the same sex it makes you bad. You can't help who you fall in love with. It's not like we choose to purposefully be this way to p

My Life
new pics, check them out A guy is hiking up a mountain when he sees a girl standing at the edge of a cliff, crying. "Hey," he says, "if you're going to jump, how about giving me a blow job before you do it?" "My life's been nothing but crap," says the girl. "So I might as well." After the girl's done, the guy says, "Wow, that was great! Why are you so depressed, anyway?" The girl replies, "My family disowned me for dressing like a woman." "Just some guy" you see me as just some guy, walking down the street, maybe i look familiar to you, though im certain you and i will never be. i have a blank, empty heart, that you could never understand, filled with raining floods of tears, bruised, broken, torn and ripped apart. if you could help me please, to remember those little things, that made me a fantastic soul, to be a man with you completely whole. lost and confused, wandering down my lonely street, i never saw you coming, though finally we meet. for a moment you see

Other Ppls Stuff!
Bored while sun sweats it settles nevertheless you notice the lack of motion, a notion nevertheless. Devoted to deviation is devotion nevertheless, needless to say needles needless nevertheless. BY : DROW1

Snowman Joke
melanie -- [adjective]:100% kinky 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com WHY WAS THE SNOWMAN STANDING ON THE CORNER OF PINE? HE WAS WAITING FOR THE SNOWBLOWER.....LOL I NO KINDA CORNEY BUT CUTE. You have a sexual IQ of 139 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Not Depressing Stuff
At times the days seemed so long; I thought I'd never make it through, Then suddenly, out of a dream, I have met someone like you. I had locked up all my feelings and I'd thrown away the key, Until your heart spoke a thousand words I knew were meant to be. When times turned rough and lonely, and despair fell upon my face, You comforted me and kept me safe in that loving special place. You don't realize what you have and what you've done for me, But the way you managed to steal my heart is what has set me free. You've given me a feeling that no one else could ever change, Your love has touched a place in me that I always found so strange. It's as if you were cut right out of a spell cast upon my heart, Because the crazy thing about it is, I've loved you from the start. No one in this wide world could touch the feelings we share; To the seconds I spend with you, nothing can compare. You've opened my eyes and heart just enough and let me live, You've changed my world wi

Attorneys And Judges
PHILADELPHIA -- A criminal defense lawyer was arrested after a sheriff's deputy found him naked with a 14-year-old girl in a courthouse conference room, authorities said Tuesday. Larry Charles, 49, has been charged with solicitation, attempted statutory sexual assault and related counts, said Lt. Dan Bagnell of the Police Department's Special Victims Unit. A sheriff's deputy making his rounds in the Criminal Justice Center on Monday afternoon looked into a lawyers' conference room on the third floor and discovered Charles and the girl, Bagnell said. "He had asked for sex. But there was no physical contact we're aware of by the time the deputy arrived at the scene", Bagnell said. Bagnell said the girl was not a client of Charles, but their exact relationship was not clear. Charles was awaiting arraignment early Tuesday afternoon and bail was not yet set. A woman who answered the phone at his office said she could not immediately comment. Courts were closed Monday for M

Business Input
Click the banner to be taken to my website or visit http://www.dippeddelights.com So I'm thinking of doing in-home Dipped Delights parties. I would bring samples of many of the goodies I make and describe each goody to the guests as they taste them. I would need to make at least $150 in sales to make it worth it for me to prepare and package the chocolate dipped fruits etc. How many local people would be interested in hostessing a party? How many people would attend a party? Thanks, ~K~

Omg
3 years ago today my grandma passed away and that was the saddest day in a long time but then 3 days later my daughter was born so i was sad and happy at the same time...so everyone out there that has lost a loved one be strong.. it will be hard but u can do it... to all my friends love you all xoxoxoxo i cant believe that my daughter will be 3 sunday.... im getting old lol

Myspace Tweaks, Myspace Layouts, Myspace Images And More!
I just wanted 2 say ty 2 all my friends for the b-day gifts and all the luv you showed me . you made my birthday cool ty . all my friends on here rock. HELLO 2 ALL MY FRIENDS & FANS. I KNOW THAT NOT VERY MANY PEEPS LOOK AT THIS BUT WHAT THE HELL. I JUST WANTED 2 SAY HELLO 2 EVERY 1. I DON'T GET 2 EVERY ONE'S PAGE ALL THE TIME SO DON'T GET MAD. SO I WILL TELL EVERY HELLO THIS WAY. HOPE EVERY 1 IS DOING GREAT. IF ANY ONE NEEDS ANYTHING JUST LET ME KNOW I WILL TRY TO HELP. HAVE A GOOD 1...............

Lighter Fare
Rock am Ring Category: Parties and Nightlife The advertisement came over the radio in German and reminded me that the Rock am Ring concert in Nurnberg was happening that very weekend. I already had a ticket.. but the very LAST thing I wanted to do was drive there. I'd already determined that the Eurail pass was going to be worthless in the getting there side of the equation ... no way I could make it in time for the concert catching a train after my last shift. I checked with everybody.. and I do mean everybody before finally turning back to my roomate Dan as an option. It was go time, and I didn't want to miss that concert. So at lunch time I pulled up a chair across from Dan at the dining facility, a place neither of us frequented that often so he knew something was up when he saw me come in searching for him. I went through the line and worked up a plate, and maneuvered across the room to the table where he was sitting. 'ssup Dan? Not much Otis how about you? Find a ride to t

Rants And Raves
Lovers of the English language might enjoy this......How do non-natives ever learn all the nuances of English??? There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is "UP." It's easy to understand UP , meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends and we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir up trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special. And this up is confusing: A drain must be opened UP

Hi There World
Hey world!!! I am in new world and loving it!!! its a little weird for me though. I am happy and all. there are just a few things i am wondering about but those are private thoughts for me to share with him. Anyway, I am hoping things are gonna continue to be as fun as they have been and maybe even get more fun. well, i am gonna go now. read this and maybe there will be more here later. Just a quick intro for anyone who hasn't really gotten one. I am single anda mother of 4 but i do not have custody ofthem dueto my outta town endeavors to further my education. i am looking for someone thatcan really turn me on and be a good friend too. no Jealous, possessive, obsessive, no-fun, boring, no-sense-of-humor, or hateful guys i like to have fun andthatiswhat iam gonna do. so if you can handle that well byebye for now.

Troops
OF COURSE U WOULD BECAUSEEEEEEEE........ HE'S A SOLDIER WHO'S FOUGHT FOR U FALLEN SAINT AND HE TRAINS SOLDIERS TO FIGHT WICKED WISDOM THEY ARE AWESOME FRIENDS OF MINE WHO DESERVE SOME LOVE. IM SURE I DONT HAVE TO TELL U WHAT TO DO OTHER THEN CLICK THEIR PICS DOWN THERE Fallen Saint (The Pagan Sensation) Performance Videos in Stash.@ fubar WICKED WISDOM@ fubar AND HIT THEM UP HARD WITH SOME RATES :D THANK YOU ALL PLEASE REPOST! MUAHS! THIS PIMPAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY Submissive ~ FU Wifey 2 Casey ~Jeezy Party Girl@ fubar Rob "Lieutenant Of The Contest Bombers"@ fubar (repost of

Boy With Cancer
Please Everyone have a heart and help this Boy out and help him fight the battle of that nasty disease Cancer ...go to this site and Please help Him thank Ya'll very much ...http://www.tjsjourney.com/news.php There is a very dear friend of Mine that has a Cousin that has cancer.. He is 16 years old..has a 2% chance of survival due to cancer, but all he wants to do is get into the guiness book of world records by collecting well over 20,000 hats... So if there is anyone Out here that would like to help this kids out plz contact me back TY

It's A Sickness... I Know.
I have been through all kinds of shit lately and I have no one to blame but myself really. I am in this life and not just a spectator, so why can't I act like it. Well, maybe I can draw the curtains back and find a reason out there, instead of in here. I need a break already. The sand from that day at the beach with her, finally washed out, ten yaers later. I have no personal effects of hers,and yet she still haunts me. Like a sour mistake from my past, she clouds my mind. I loved her, and fought it. I had her love, and destroyed it. I had all of her, and I pretened it was not enough. Now I have no trace of her but my memory, and I feel incomplete with out her. I know I am an asshole. Most men have no clue.... they walk around oblivious. I have first hand knowledge. I an bored with my life.... yet do nothing to dig out of my eternal rut. I have become complacent in this mediocre little patch of hell. I once aspired to write and think great things. Now I am satisfied

End Of 2007
As a nurse I see so many patients coming in and being on all kinds of antidepressant drugs. It amazes me that some of these people arent in a coma from the amount of stuff they are on. Doctors these days are way too quick to put people on meds imo. My daughter told her physician that SOMETIMES she feels a little anxious when shes driving in her car alone. He prescribed an addicting antidepressant for her. A little over the top in my opinion. I happened upon this article....that says basically that sadness is not only NORMAL it is also healthy and can help you to be a better person and actually enhance your life more. I know...it sounds strange but check out the article. it does make some valid points, especially when discussing relationships. May explain why the divorce rate is so high.....not always happy with your mate? Just dump them and find someone that makes you happier. http://www.newsweek.com/id/107569 In thinking about it...Ive done some of my best work while feelin

Family
hello to all of my fu family friends and fans,,, i have not been around for a while due to my illness,,,it has pretty much keep me in bed becuase it hurts to bad to get up. i am been trying everyday to get up a little more all the time. my legs r getting worse and on top of all thats headhunter662's which most of u know is my husband,,,,his health is getting worse,,so please keep us in ur thoughts and prayers as we r going through this tough time right now. I thank and love all of u !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leave Me Voice Comments Please!
Hey my fubar friends call me on my Snapvine let me hear ya sho sum Luv at me and if u got one I will call u back! All u got to do is dial 1-641--715-0101 and when the code is asked punch in 2316203 Remember call me when u see this I luv voice comments the best!!

Rotflmao
GET THIS THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING FOR THE LAST FEW MINS THIS GUY SEES A POST I DID ON A MUMM AND HE DECIDED TO CONTACT ME VIA SHOUTBOX :P ANYWAY HE ASKS ME FOR MY YAHOO WHICH I THOUGHT "OK SURE WHY NOT SHOULD BE A LAUGH" ANYWAY I GIVES HIM MY YAHOO ADDY AND HE PROCEDES TO ASK ME IF I LIKE PORN (WHICH I DONT) ANYWAY HE SAYS BUT U LIKE PHONE SEX RITE ... I SAID YES HE THEN CLAIMS THAT PHONE SEX IS PORN (I DISAGREE) ANYWAY HE THEN PROCEDES TO ASK ME IF I LIKE SEEING NAKED MEN ON CAM I SAID NOT REALLY SO HE THEN BLOCKS ME!!! SOOOOO FACKING HILARIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

~ Song
Lingering in the air, tantalizing your senses, I seek to invade your soul. You feel the waves of my presence washing over you, causing all emotion inside of you to catch in your throat. The sigh that escapes your lips, as I caress your heart gently, echoes within you. Slowly, you feel your lips begin to move, whispering things you'd never before expressed; yet, have felt. As I possess you , you can't help but fall in love with me. I incite, within you, a rhythm you have never experienced, a rhythm only you and I share. I can make you laugh, or cry. I touch you in the way you need to be touched. Swaying slightly, you allow yourself to be taken by me, moving with me, echoing the words I speak to you, we become one. A shiver passes through your body as you realize...I will forever be your song.

For All Of You Wonderful Mothers
This first list links to individual pages for the colors listed. Just click on the color's name to go to its page. RED: Fire Elemental, Strength, Power, Energy, Health, Vigor, Enthusiasm, Courage, Passion, Sexuality, Protection. PINK: Honor, Mortality, Friendship, Emotional Love, Compassion and Relaxation. ORANGE: The God, Strength, Healing, Pulling things to you, Adaptability, Luck, Vitality, Encouragement, Clearing the Mind, Dominance, Physical and Magickal Energy, Legal matters. YELLOW: Air Elemental, Divination, Clairvoyance, Mental Alertness, Intellectual growth, Prosperity, Learning, Changes, Harmony, Creativity, Confidence, Communication, Study, Travel. BROWN: Earth Elemental, Endurance, Animal health, Steadiness, Houses and Homes, Physical objects, Uncertainties. GREEN: Lord and Lady, Earth Elemental, Herb Magick, Nature-type faerie magick, Luck, Fertility, Healing, Balance, Employment, Prosperity, Courage, Agriculture, Changing direction or attitudes, G

4 My Angels
Hello hope everyone is doing well today? I know it's been a wild time watching all the drama on my page these last few weeks and for that I am sorry, My health issues has really taking a heavy toll on my and I know I haven't been much of a friend for that I am truly sorry, I have put off going to Florida twice and just can't go on like this any longer, so I'm going to the hospital here this morning and see what they can do about getting me to the point where I can make the trip to Florida to get the spots removed from my pancreac, Been a strange weekend to say the least and I see know who really cares about me and who just blows smoke up my ass to suit there own needs, for my real friends, My Angels you give me a reason to wake each morning and for that I will be forever grateful I hope only the best in life for you all and love each of you with all that I am, for the ones that just want drama everyday and to see how much they can hurt me, live or die, come what may you will never h

Thank You My Friends!
THANK YOU MY FRIENDSFOR HELPING ME snugglebunnyTO A ROCKSTAR! I want to thank everyone for helping me level to ROCKSTAR last night. If these people aren't your friends, they should be! They're the greatest! Fan, Rate, and Add them! Show them lots of luv! They all deserve it and more! If I've missed anyone, I'm so sorry. My bartab was flying last night! (in no particular order) In my dreams...or yours? ~~Leader of the CONVOY ~*~ Pilot of Fantasy Flight ~*~ Shadow Leveler ~*~ Colt Fan Tweetybird XX The Genetic Freak XX~FTW~The Virus You Can't Cure~LDC Family~ A Survivor

Typhoon&kitty
Miss Kitty and Mr. Typhoon Aren't they just the cutest couple? Well, they are trying to Godfather on the same day... Now isn't that the sweetest thing? So, let's help them make this wish come true! Click on the picture above and show Miss Kitty some love... Click on the picture above and show Mr. Typhoon some love... Only 1.5 million to go... Let's make it happen... RATE Them FAN Them ADD Them as friends BLING Them Bomb their pages b

Fu Bad Girls
Click here for more Graphics, Funny Pics, and Myspace layouts at pYzam! HEY ALL YOU LOVELY LADIES OUT THERE I AM FORMING A FUBAR GROUP CALLED "FU BAD GIRLS" IF ANY OF YOU LADIES WOULD LIKE TO JOIN. YOU CAN CONTACT ME JUICY. I WILL BE GIVING A BLAST AWAY TO ONE SPECIAL WOMAN EVERY OTHER WEEK. TELL ALL YOUR LADY FRIENDS. THE MORE THE MERRIER. AND A SPECIAL GIFT WILL BE GIVEN OUT EVERY MONTH. SO GIVE ME A SHOUT. MY LINK IS: *JuicyFruit(Bi)69*owner of Fu Bad Girls*fu gf to my sweet Velvet Moon*Rating Revolution*fu owned by@ fubar HARDCORECOMMENTS.COM (repost of original by '*JuicyFruit(Bi)69*owner of Fu Bad Girls*fu gf to my sweet Velvet Moon*Rating Revolution*fu owned by' on '2008-08-30 13:21:06') (repost of original by '~DJ SASSY@ CLUB INSOMNIA*MADLY LOVIN MY DJ NUTZ*MEMBER OF THE RATING REVOLUTION* FU BAD GIRL~' on '2008-08-30 14:17:03') (repost of original by 'velvet moon Fu Bad Girl' on '2008-08-30 14:29:26') (repost of original by '♦DBrown1004

My Fu-owner
CHECK OUT MY FU-OWNER ~*Ç£ÃÿMØ®Ê*~ HE RAWKS!!!! GO AND SHOW HIM SOME LOVE!!!!! Click on the link below and show him some love: ~*Ç£ÃÿMØ®Ê*~DEMON CREW*SHADOW LEVELERS*W.I.S.E.U.K.F*@ fubar This bulletin brought to you by: MASTER Cain ~Demon Crew Co-Founder Owned by ~*Ç£ÃÿMØ®Ê@ fubar

New To Fubar!
Well, my ex husband is being a total asshole to me.. I got some legal papers from him Saturday afternoon saying that he was going for custody of our kids, I was a unfit mother, which im not. He is also saying a bunch of other shit. He is trying to make himself out to be the perfect father and that he has done nothing wrong. Well, I can surely tell you he isn't. He puts everything and everyone one before his kids.

Side Kicks Are For Heroes
I deleted your pictures out my phone,cause I don't wanna see your face any more they just remind me of your lies,I was so blind..How could you even say those things knowing deep down they didn't mean a thing and I was a fool to believe every word. But it's your loss not mine,it's your loss not mine, you should be so lucky that I shared my time... But it's your loss not mine,it's your loss not mine,Love can make anyone blind... I think that we would have worked if we didn't live so far apart.I offered to fly to you,then you would give some excuse,when it just sounded like you didn't want me at all..You didn't even have the heart to say it's over,which just showed me who you are.. But it's your loss not mine,it's your loss not mine, you should be so lucky that I shared my time... But it's your loss not mine,it's your loss not mine,Love can make anyone blind... Here's a poem I wrote for you,To let you know that I love you! You're so beautiful in every way,I'll keep on sayin

100% Me
What brings out the worst in you? Whores What's a fact about the last person who texted you? I love him, so much! How many friends do you have that don't smoke? prob like 1 lol The last time you fell down the stairs,where were they leading to? umm the ground lol damn muscle relaxers When's the last time you vacuumed your room? DAmn.. I dont remember lol Where were you last night? his house¢¾ then my house =( First person to text you today? my love Do you like funny people or serious people? both What were you doing at midnight last night? Sleeping Honestly, whats on your mind right now? him What do you think your numbe

Fam
So we was a fam a so called fam and yall want to break apart over some dumb shit well fuck that bullshit if you true fam you would have stuck together through thick and thin no matter what kind of shit came through the way we should have still stayed together and no yall want know nothing if something happen to one of us and i bet half of yall dont even give a fuck well i do and the reason why i say that because i been through some shit i got shot at been in the hospital almost died from sickness and nobody fucking knew well that fucking hurt me like hell and when i come back i hear all this fucking bullshit no more fam no more nothing everybody went there own way well in my heart we was fam always but right now WHAT THE FUCK YALL THINKING so my so called fam when you read this and think about what the fuck just happen because me myself life really aint promised tomorrow and i thought i would have had yall sowe need to work this shit out on the real or you really going to see a new me

Me And What I Like
I have been here a long time and come to realize that what people what, it's takes them a long time to find it. Growing up I sat back and watched how things were done and learned from it. Rather it be friends, relationship, and social habits. The main thing I learned was how a lady should be treated and how relationships should work. Rather it be social, courtship, or marriage. I've been to alot of places either in or out of the states. I'd live in the country or mountains than the city.

My Poems
Two lovers of day and nightneither could live without the otherboth can shed plenty of lightbut they could never live together \while most prefer onethe other gets praisethough praise is fun power enters the phase \the praise of the moon,not something to be trifled with.just like the praise, the powerof the sun is just a myth. \praise follows myth but never seems to trymyth waits as long as it can,but keeps going and begins to cry \thus is the way of life,even if it fills u with hatenothing can be helpedthis is the Threads of Fate.

Fuicide
Ok seriously how many of you people on here have to sit here and tell people to commit fuicide and suicide huh? Well on that not idk who they hell yall think you are that tell people this you should really stop. When u tell someone to do something like that u r liable for whatever happens if someone were to actually follow through with it due to the fact there are some people out there that have actually tried and have overcome this. Those that have overcome the thought of suicide cuz of dumb ass people on this site saying shit like that they might take it wrong and actually do it, then how would u feel if it came across here that someone actually followed through with it due to some asshole telling them to? Well now that my rant is done im getting outta here so take into consideration the feelings of some people...

Meow Meow
i miss pinky! lol i hate you.. whats the hardest part in ending a relationship? not the feeling of letting go.. not the part of goodbye.. but going through every damn day and having to remember it.. i love you thats why i left you.. ;(

Sex Quotes
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you Don't have a good partner, you'd better Have a good hand." Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot Pool with a rope." Camille Paglia "Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant." George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." Sharon Stone "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods "My mother never saw the irony in calling Me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson "Clinton l

Hey Ye, Hear Ye
Make your Comments HEARD at COMMENTYOU.com kathy@ CherryTAP Lets show some CT love.....She really likes cake! hehe Hugs M'Lady Tina The Fair Maiden Album that I'm putting togather is just about finish. I will be opening this album on Oct 17 for everyone to see , rate , and comment. If you havn't been put into the album and you would like to be in it the deadline for your pic will be Oct 15. Remember to keep all pic clean so everyone will feel comfortable. Please let M'Lady Tina . Princess Dayna aka Blueeyed Redneck Angel , or myself know if you want your picture added. Thank you, Sir Forrest aka White Knight & M'Lady Tina The time has come for the Fair Maiden Album to open. Everyone is welcome to see , rate , and make comments. Ye Ladies that have their picture in the album are more than welcome to rip their picture if so choose. M'Lady and I have enjoy doing this album and its our way to show you just how much you mean to each one of us here on LC. M'Lady and I

Contests
Okay I have two Contestants in my Geeky Goddess and Sexxxy Nerd contest and they are: TheRh AND Immortal Love I need at least for more goddess and gods!! :P~ Geeks and Nerds LOL you know your out there Nominate and Volunteer! I will give ya a week. If i don't get the slots filled within a week, I am gonna go searchin' for ya. I think I know a few people I would like to fill these spotz :) *smile* SOOOOO C'mon..it'z all for good old fun and its for my first contest. Okay, I am going to be having my first contest. **WOOT** I am thinking both men and woman. 5 men and 5 women. Sexiest Nerd and Geek Goddess!! If I have more contestents than I will surely allow more!! Please feel free to nominate. Send the picture you would like for submission. You are allowed to comment bomb. If I do not get any submissions I might go out and find some people that I would like for this. :) Sooooooooo... Send me your fav

Funny Stuff
CHILDREN'S BOOKS YOU'LL NEVER SEE 1. "Strangers Have the Best Candy" 2. "You Were an Accident" 3. "The Little Sissy Who Snitched" 4. "Some Kittens Can Fly!" 5. "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face" 6. "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?" 7. "Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her" 8. "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!" 9. "All Dogs Go to Hell" 10."The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking" 11."When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It" 12. "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia" 13. "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?" 14. "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?" 15. "Bi-Curious George" 16. "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry" 17. "Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver" 18. "You Are Different and That's Bad" 19. "Dad's New Wife Timothy" 20. "Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games" 21. "Testing Homemade Parachutes With Nothing At All But Your

New Pic
ALL THE WOMEN OF IRAQ HAVE SHAVED THIER PUSSYS IN PROTEST OF THE WAR. THEIR MESSAGE 2 THE WORLD! READ OUR LIP, NO MORE BUSH !!!!!!!! I JUST POSTED NEW PIC GO AND CHECK THEM OUT AND RATE THEM PLEAZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEE OR POST COMMENT

Great Friends Of Ct
Please fan, add and rate LJ for me. He's been on the site awhile now and I'm trying to get him more involved. Plus he's only got 3,725 points to level. Thanks ya'll Jackie LJ73@ fubar Aww see I didn't forget some of my other great friends in a pimp out. Please go by and say hi and show these guys some awesome luv! Fan, add and rate them! These guys really rock and are always there for me! Dirty Beast [D.S.C.]-[Guilty Pleasures' Manager]-@ fubar Mr. Horny~~Proud Member of Hott Bombers~~~@ fubar DirtyWhiteBoy@ fubar **Just Me** ~Dirty South Crew~@ fubar Smitty - Just Having Fun@ fubar XwXTOMMYXwX@ fubar ~Krazi~ Tommy Gun Timmy~ BADA BING~@ fubar tost69@ fubar

Hottest Mom Contest
DarthDragon1616@ fubar PLEASE comment bomb me please help http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=39861&albumid=463102&i=2091116136 http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=39861&albumid=463102&i=2091116136

Crazy Friend Requests
I just got this as a friend request, and I just don't know what to think...any opinions??? I feel like I warped back to summer camp or something....very odd to me.... OK, here it is below... --------------------------------------- my pending friend requests: clear all | accept all From Date Message ACCEPT | DENY MARGE~ CLUB F.A.R. MEMBER== ~FSFM~ 2007-08-24 19:31:56 Hi , my name is Marge and I am 34 years old. I am a stay at home mom of three beautiful kids ! Marina is eleven years old , Timmy is eight years old and Tristan is almost four years old. I am going through a bitter and nasty divorce after thirteen years of marriage. But depsite that , I have found a man whom I love very much , my boyfriend Juan. I actually found him here on fubar and we met face to face May 28th. When we first met , he was living in Rochester , NY at the time , he is now living with me and my kids. I love all kinds of music and have many interests. In my free time , I love being w

Candy Cane's Treats....
So I thought I would go ahead and type for a bit tonight, I havent typed a blog in quite awhile & I do rather enjoy doing it from time to time.... well most of you who have read or commented on my 1st mum know that I had a migraine for 5 days in a row that finally ended today...Thank you Lord....I went to my Dr. and had him give me a shot so that hopefully it won't come back for quite awhile, also got some pain meds and refills on my prescriptions....so my bum hurts since thats where the shot went & my neck feels weird since I went to the chiropractor & he made it crack so many times I thought my neck was going to crack right off, but boy does it feel so much better, I'm thinking about buying one of those chiropractic pillows, my only problem is that my neck issues come from me laying on the couch or from accidently falling asleep on the couch....Guess I need a full time man living with me to help me break that habit...LOL... I wanted to update all of you, thank you for your advise

Poems
For a moment in time, I stood by your side. Then you ran away, I begged you to stay . You said I'm leaving today. I was there from the start, then you broke my haert. AS you run away, you leave me a stray. I loved you more than life which now lead me to strife. I'm now an empty shell, I'd rather be in hell. What did I say to make you go away. Please do go, I want you so. it started with a kiss don't make it end like this.Don't run away, please don't run away, cause I love you so. By: Suzy What do you know about touchness my man, with knives, sticks and guns in your hand? You think you're "Bad" needing seven or eight to do the job. Just to mess up the face of the one who just might run. You think you're just "it", by your mouth flapping in the wind. Trying to scare them with what you'd do it win. But you little wimp, you have no idea. Toughness isn't measured by who you maim or kill- It's just opposite of what you think. BUt excuse me 'Mr. toughness' if you could do jus

Tag Your It
As some of you know I have been working on my divorce for over 2 years. He has done everything from refusing to sign the papers to having his attorney as the judge for 30 days to prove to everyone that he has changed. Now this is the same guy that hit me, chose drugs over his family, and would not seek any kind of help. Well now all of the sudden I looked in my mail box and was excited to see that he finally signed the papers and his attorney dropped him so he really dont have a reason to fight me on this. My aunt, who is my attorney, filed the papers today so in about 60 days I will be offically divorced and cant be happier about it. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged

Hdtv
HDMI is a term you will come across if you buy a TV or a media player. But, what is HDMI? How is it different from the other available standards? What does it offer you? Let’s go for it. HDMI (High Definition Multimedia Interface) is a licensable audio/video connector interface for transmitting uncompressed, encrypted digital streams. Consumer electronics companies Hiitachi, Matsushita, Philips, Silicon Image, Sony, Thomson, and Toshiba founded this standard and released first version on December 9th 2002. This standard uses a single cable to carry uncompressed digital HD video, multi-channel audio and some control signals. HDMI uses a single 15mm, 9pin cable to carry both video and audio signals and a single remote control to operate all the devices in your home theatre. HDMI Devices have Gink intelligence? That helps devices recognize TV resolution and auto adjust it so you don’t have to bother about choosing the screen format. HDMI is an enhanced and robust form of DV

The Downward Spiral
just getting back from errands i have to say this rant covers both things do not drive ny car bigger than you can handle i was watching this i would say tenager driving a freaking 1980's caddy and could not drive for crap she almost hits me and i was parked in a parking lot and here she was on a freaking cell phone jacked to her ear so now part two of my rant if your driving used a headset i know some states require you to do this by law and i think it is a good idea but the worsed i seen was a teeneage tribing on the interstate weaving back and forth because she was text messaging on her freaking side kick andhad this ticked off look because she had to drive and not text the rant is over for now what can i say the last 45 days have been a downward sprial with some high points along the way trying to quit smoking did well and started right back up time will tell where the spiral will end

Yo...check It Out
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to let them know that they've been tagged, and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. hookah rawks 2. I’m afraid of heights 3. musik makes life happen 4. Im really a big ol teddy bear 5. spiders scare the shit outta me 6. I own a tv that is never used 7. majik is a way of life 8. Im a poet that needs to work on publishin my work 9. I have never left the USA and really dont plan to 10. I used to be a wigger 11. My family means the world to me...mess with them and Ill kill you. 12. Im only a confident asshole online..Im really shy 13. I hate new cars. 14. I dont go out much. 15. I think a woman is beautiful based in her intellect...more than her looks.

It Sux's
Went I ain't moving for awhile yet still dealling with the veteran's administration and not finding a way to mak money to pay for the moving so basically stuck in the state of michigan which freaking sucks no good jobs no good weather no good life it basically sucks in this state It seems in the state of michigan while on at work you can get screwed In 1999 while on duty delivering keys to a hold up alarm I was in a auto accident i plead no contest to the accident due to the fact I can't remember what happen now I can;'t get a decent job unless I pay a lawyer to get my records cleaned and I can't get records cleaned with all my money going to gas and child support wow what a way to keep people down. They told me some one was killed in the accident I don't remember anything about it and now it seems it will haunt me for life

Weddings
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and

Woot
Congratulations! Your happy hour was a great success: lots of people gave lots of love.You collected 1,122,845 bonus points as Happy Hour sponsor. Cheers!203 members leveled up during your happy hour: LQQKin 'Freak' (9) Roland 'Psycho' (8) cj1977 'Pimp' (17) *Sam*_The One&Onlii 'Friend of fubar' (10) xxKweenBitch420xx♥Offical Fubar Booty Fugative♥ 'Minion' (14) Poppy Trulo 'Grasshopper' (3) Poohgrl122178 'Psycho' (8) tangled4u 'Chill Fu' (4) iitzstace 'Chill Fu' (4) lbrychic 'Idol' (15) Brooklyn Boi 'Newfu' (1) yapma 'Fu-ling' (2) ASTRO CREEP 2000 'Pimp' (17) raymond 'Fu-ling' (2)

Caffiene N Nicotine
I smoke, i drink coffee n i swear like a goddamn sailor. ppl say i should quit smoking cause it can kill me, so can many other things. ppl say i should stop drinking coffee cause it can put on weight, so can alot of foods we eat. but not once has someone told me 2 quit swearing...

2008 At A Glance
What a Year, huh? I joined Fu in November of 2007 but didn't really do a whole lot with my account right away. Come the end of the year I started spending more time here and by the time New Year's came I was 100% ADDICTED! lol. I have made so many friends here I cannot possibly include everyone in this but wanted to do something a little different! So, here's some of my amazing friends I've made over the last year. If you add/fan and rate each of them I will add you to this bulletin/blog as well and post it regularly. Be sure to rate/fan and add everyone on the bully including myself. xoxo We will start with... December 2007 This Fu was one of the first to say Hello to me! He was always sweet, kind and of course, the biggest flirt. Dark Defender "Fu Hubby To Italian Princess"&"Sweetheart To Pr Mamii@ fubar I've owned him, he's owned me and he's ALWAYS been there for me! If he's not on your friends list...guy or girl...you are missing out! January 2008

Auto 11's On Sat 1-24-09. Luv Me Hard And Level Up On Me!
It's time for yet another Fubarian to activate their Auto 11's....Me! Thanks to a great lady, and a great friend...not to mention an avid stalker of mine, Birdie! Thanks Birdie for being a pal, and sliding an Auto 11's bling on me! xo Hit me hard on the 24th, and show Birdie some luvvin' as well!!!

Tagged
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? desk 2. Your significant other? no 3. Your hair? brown 4. Your mother? missed 5. Your father? missed 6. Your favorite thing? computer 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? coolers 9. Your dream/goal? owner 10. The room you're in? bedroom 11. Music? most 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? happy 14. Where were you last night? bed 15. What you're not? hateful 16. Muffins? Blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? peace 18. Where you grew up? jersey 19. The last thing you did? wash 20. What are you wearing? jammies 21. TV? music 22. Your pets? dogs 23. Your computer? here 24. Your life? Complicated 25. Your mood? good

Songs For Djs :: My Favs!
Artists :: Songs Danity Kane: Damnaged Jordin Sparks: One step at a time, no air, tottoo, Now you tell me. Rihanna: Umbrella, sos, disturbia,shut up and drive, dont stop the music, If i never see you again feat maroon 5 Ashley Tisdale: He said she said Cascada: because of the night, everytime we touch, what hurts the most, last christmas, kids in america Ashlee Simpson: invisible, boy friend Avril Lavigne: hot, myworld, complicated, unwanted, girlfriend, im with you, my happy ending, keep holding on Celine Dion: call the man, thats the way it is, to love you more, if thats what it takes Christina Aguilera: Fighter Enya: only time, may it be Eve 6: heres to the night GooGoo Dolls: Black Balloon, iris Jessica Simpson: forever in your eyes, with you, a whole new world feat nick lachey. Janet Jackson: if Jo Jo: too little too late Kelly Clarkson: never again, walk away, breakaway, miss independent, since U been gone, behind these hazel eyes,

Things I Like And Don't Like.
Hi this is a list of things I like and don't. First off things I don't like, people who don't pay attention to someone's status on here this is not twitter so why do people try to talk to you when your not on here???. Rude people that goes for men and women both I have had both crappy comments from men and women on here in the 4 yrs now I have been on here. Men who treat women nasty because of the looks there size or the fact that they have kids and are single or they wana see there cam's and get there numbers or e-mails. I don't like smoky kisses like kids there days people think its soo cool to smoke get high and drink and all but sooo gross to kiss someone who taste's and smells like a dang ash tray YUCK!!!. I don't like the fact that I am picked on because of the fact that I have pet snakes id rather have a pet I can take to bmx tracks and car shows and the kids won't get bit for holding the snake, how many people can say that about the soo loved pitbull. why do stupid men hav

Me
So I work in a cancer hospital and well anyone who works in one knows it can take up a lot of your life and you can become close to the folks you work with much like a combat unit, So this post is for a fallen comrade, a plucky ole gal, who not only worked in this cancer hospital but battled it quietly for years, until losing the battle one of the nurses I work with without a second thought said Marcy your comin home with me, lol not only did she take her home but they

The Gay Flight Attendant
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.' On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.' She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.' To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch' MAKES ME LOUGH EVERY TIME ENJOY

Cherry Inferno Achievement
Way I figure it there is a 30 second delay between bomb's and if done perfect you could get 120 albums in an hour. So way I figure it is to have 120 people add me to thier families that way

Cabbage News
THIS BLOG IS ABOUT ALL THINGS THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THIS CABBAGE GUY RIGHT HERE. THIS IS MY FIRST BLOG SO FORGIVE ME IF IT IS NOT UP TO STANDARDS. I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY RIGHT NOW BUT ONCE I DO THIS BLOG WILL BE GREAT.

Blahhh...
why is it that the best people in life find death so early. it is said death is part of life, but really its just the end, a bitter end. i guess coping is always harder when its someone you know... finally the weekend is here. that means only two days till monday. and that means monday night football and beer, it is what i look forward to ovewr the weekend.

What Tha Fuck!?
If I get them with no actual human typing involved (ie: cut n' paste comments) it will be deleted. It's fine all puttin some piccy up and typing a little but this is really in response to the lame pictures of some sparkling chick or dude with RATE ME ADD ME FAN ME!!! somewhere in it. It's very MEMEME!! and anoying. What the hell is up with Texas and those crazy Texans?I mean to they make it seem like if you're from Texas its like flying down from some Godly planet of all awesomeness and those not from that Godly planet of all awesomeness can just rot in hell because they are obviously way cooler than us non-Texans. I hate to admit it but when I meet someone that says they are from Texas (they always will) I already have a sort of prejudice towards them if not for their overly over the top since of devotedness for Texas, its the fact that they are so cocky about it. Cockiness isn't even a good virtue to have, confidence yes, cocky no. Yeah ok Texas may not be that bad a place, I've b

Quizzes
Michael Leary HowManyOfMe.comThere are:13people with my namein the U.S.A.How many have your name? Stacey Cary HowManyOfMe.comThere are:8people with my namein the U.S.A.How many have your name? Stacey Leary HowManyOfMe.com

My Muse
as my muse you help me overcome the obstacles in life & your writings help me soar above all thats ever held me down you are a very beautiful lady as well as all that you offer as a person you are a blessing to all that i am i have always wanted to attain the purity of spirit in true LOVE yet there is a wonder & beauty in physical intimacy when it is an extension of that pure LOVE for someone when i think of the person i LOVE, i experience such an amazing natural high that transends all that is this world a cleansing warmth that makes all acceptable washes away all of my self-doubt & gives me an insatiable appetite for her presence not only physically but even as she types the next line yet when shes gone a feeling of hunger, a nostalgia for those moments we've shared my LOVE grows so deep for her that a heaviness in my very being gives me as much pain

For Someone Important
I LOVE HER! You listen....not many people like to listen too me.... for that i could love you forever.... Dont give up over one thing it all keeps going and i wont give up no matter what i go through we can go through this together i promise i wont leave alright.

Stuff I Find Funny
One evening, after attending the theater, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead of them. One of them turned to the other and remarked, "I'd give $250.00 to spend the night with that woman." Much to their surprise, the young lady overheard the remark, turned around, and replied, "I'll take you up on that offer." She had a neat appearance and a pleasant voice, so after bidding his companion good night, the man accompanied the young lady to her apartment. The following morning the man presented her with $125.00 as he prepared to leave. She demanded the rest of the money, stating "If you don't give me the other $125.00, I'll sue you for it." He laughed, saying, "I'd like to see you get it on these grounds." Within a few days, he was surprised when he received a summons ordering his presence in court as a defendant in a lawsuit. He hurried to his lawyer and explained the details of the case.

Funeral For A Friend
I have not lived a charmed life,nothing was ever given to me.It was earned by hard work.Through my life so far I have lost many friends.I would say a lot more than most people.I just want all you guy's to know I miss you and the times we had,the things we did.And the things we never got to do because you were stolen from this plain of existance.I feel I should be with you guys,and I'm living on borrowed time.I'm constantly taking chances,and doing things that are self destructive.I feel maybe that I'm being punished. Out of our circle,I'm the only one left.I love you guys and miss you all very much.I'll see you on the other side.WARRIOR Richard Bass- Run down and killed by a drunk driver,... Daniel McNeil- Died Brain Cancer,... Freddie Heim- Drowned,... Terry Bagley- Killed Motorcycle accident,... Timmy Bagley- Killed Car accident....Joseph Rebello-Heroin Overdo

Happy New Year
Free Comments & Graphics Codes Happy New Year !!!!!!! My Wish for You in 2007 May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills. May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips! May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy. May the problems you had, forget your home address! May God pour down blessings all around you that there shall not be room to receive them. In simple words ............ may 2007 be the BEST YEAR OF YOUR LIFE!!!!!! http://www.cherrytap.com/join.php?friend=217219

To All My Sweet Cherry Friendz!~
I know, I know, it's been foreva since we talked! For this I sincerely appologize! Can you EVER find it in your heart, to forgive me? Well, maybe if I explain a bit, it will help... As most of you know, I was in a nasty accdent, back in April (rear-ended by a truck/semi)... Well, physical therapy is 3 days a week. Add to that, all of the doctors/specialist appointments, and daily upkeep of the house. Not to mention visiting my sweetheart, once a month, for a week at a time (I only wish it could be longer)... We are doing great, BTW, I miss him terribly, when I'm not there. Ok, back to my brokenness... I recently found out that I have to have 3 surgeries..ok well I consider it 2 and a half, the doctors call it 3. The half one, is injections in my neck, for the herniated disk. The other two are on my shoulder and knee...and those two are actually surgeries (AHHHH!). Those of you who know me, know that I don't even do needles...much less cutting!! Oh and now my little sister (Vicki) a

The Ct Experience.
Well hi there everyone who might read this. If you are reading then a big hello, if your not reading this then it don't matter as you would not of seen this in the place,hehe. Well i have been on Cherry Tap for just over a week and i can safely say that the damn thing is major addictive.lol I can't seem to get off the thing, all my waking hours are spent on the computer saying hi to people, adding and rateing e.t.c., it's been crazy.lol One of the really cool things for me is that i've been able to have conversations with people from all over the world.I had a conversation with someone the other night who was in Michigan(hope i spelt that right).It was real wierd sat in my little room in my house in the UK at 3am talking to someone on the other side of the world, especially as i'm quite new to this web thing and surfing the net. Ny mom came and stayed a couple of days ago..lol..she's a right technophobe.lol I showed her the computer and shit and CherryTap and she was amazed as this

Funny But Not!
The sex fairy ? This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy! 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. =============

Dream Or Reality
I wake up to you in the morning With your smile shining so bright We part our ways, To fo our work for the day I have supper ready when you get home I am never long alone. Dinner is ready my Love. Made by your lil turtle dove Sharing the house work Wenever go beserk Cuddling on the couchwatching T.V. I feel the warmth of your love surround me I spend my nights in your loving arms Where I am safe from any harm You are a wonderful man You always give a helping hand You shower me with many things YOu amaze me, with the joy you bring The Man of my life Please say one day you will make me your wife! I can not live with out you My love is sooo True If you left me, I would die inside So,please make me your bride I offer myheart, my soul abd my total being to you What you have touched in me, you have no clue When I am blue or sick you make me feel like a queen YOu are the man of my dreams. Someone please tell me this is not a Dream!!! dk written by farah Dream

No Your Worth
The Twenty Pound Note A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a twenty pound note. In the room of two hundred people, he asked, "Who would like this twenty pound note?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this twenty pound note to one of you but first, let me do this". He proceeded to crumple the bill up. He then asked, "Who still wants it? Still the hands were up in the air. "Well," he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. "My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth twenty pounds. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as

Brain Food
How Many do you know? This is a quiz for people who know everything! 1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. 2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward? 3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables? 4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside? 5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle? 6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters " dw" and they are all common words. Name two of them. 7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them? 8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is

Funnies
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak. Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow andasked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word...he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were l

Chid Abuse
Please pass this poem on as a Blue Ribbon Against Child Abuse My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my Mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my Mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it An

A.w.o.l.
Just wanted to let all my friends out there know that I am still around and kicking but am going to be away for a while as We are moving and I am going to be busy packing and moving and STUFF !!!!! Hopefully I will be back by the end of the month !!! Miss everyone and hopefully I will be back SOON !!!!! Russell Hello all: Sorry to have dropped of the face of the earth as I did but between computer problems and the constant pain I have just not been at the computer for any period of time.I was feeling a little bit better today so I thought I would at least let you know that I am still here !!!!! I might not be on as much as before but maybe from time to time I can log on and say hi... I also wanted all of my friends to know that I have missed talking and spending time with you but I just needed to rest some !!!! So for now if you catch me on and want to yell feel free !!!!!If I am here I will answer but I will not be around as much as I was before !!!!!

Sexiest Milf
come on in and help the beautiful MILF by rateing her and leaving a few comments,,all favors will be returned thanks HEY EVERYONE COME ON IN AND RATE AND BOMB THIS BEAUTIFUL MILF PLS PLS PLS.....THANK YOU

Funny
Bottle of Merlot A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman who is seated over there." ..and indicated the sender with a nod of his head. She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants " After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady. It read: "Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, Bentley Conver

Pimping Out Troops
1. armyof1@ fubar 2. Demon Doc@ fubar 3. Fallen Saint (The Pagan Sensation) Fu-Hubby to Angel Eyes with a Nurses Touch.@ fubar 4. Jesse RL husband to Hillary ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar 5. Fluffy The Rhino@ fubar 6. Rock$tar@ fubar thanks for showing these guys some love! 1. soldier_of_fortune@ fubar 2. GoDsChILdOrSaTaNsAnGeL@ fubar 3. sapper@ fubar 4. Phil aka ToolMan@ fubar 5. Mr Army in Brockton(The Sox are Going to the World Series)

10,000 Down We Need All Git-r-done Members Here Asap! Lets Rock!
COME ALL GIT-R-DONE FAMILY MEMBERS WE ARE DOWN BY 10,000 AGAIN...UNACCEPTABLE...WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT I THINK! IF ANYONE ELSE WANTS TO HELP FILL FREE...WE WON'T MIND SO COME ON IN AND BOMB THIS PIC HARD FINDING OUT WHO THE BEST OF THE BEST IS AND WERE NOT DONE YET...LETS GIT-R-DONE! TO SHOW RESPECT TO THE HOST OF THIS CONTEST PLEASE ADD, RATE, AND FAN JOHNNY! JOHNNY@ fubar

For My Friends
I wanted to take a minute to say thank you to all my friends I have made on here. Last night I was overwhelmed with all the love you showed me and leveled me. I chatted with a few to tell you what was going on but I felt the need to share with the rest so you did not think I was not appreciative of your actions. Back in March my dad passed away at the age of 68 and on that last day I was there with him and my mom and brother for 8 horrible hours watching him die and it was possibly the hardest thing I have ever experienced in my life. My uncle has been in the hospital for the past year fighting cancer and sunday my mom asked me to take her to see him, she did not want to go by herself, when we got there and I walked in that room I relived the horror of watching my dad all over again. It had the same reaction on my mom which is heartbreaking to see. My parents were married for 49 years and together for 53. I got word yesterday that my uncle died and to be honest it was

This Is Me
I have been gone for awhile. I had some family issues and still do that I am still really busy with but taking care of those. While I was gone I started seeing a man and got serious with, well he broke my heart by cheating on me after we were talking about moving in together and getting married. well that is over and done, I am back on my feet and back to my old self. I just really wonder if there is really any good men out there that would appriciate a good women that would treat them right.(btw one that doesn't live across the country from me) The following is something that is really dear to me and pretty much somes up how i feel. also the song "how bout them cowgirls" , all my friends say it is me in a nutshell I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you. I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the park more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive restaurant. I'm the girl who says,"Okay, but

Dj Midn1te- Br3@kb3@t King
http://www.imeem.com/djmidn1te U Should check me out there if u dont have a myspace, my music all there. Glowstix Dancer or the Lets Get FuCkEd Up and do BOTH Raver dont be shy pple it could make an interesting party. if u have more than one idea fel free to write in in the blog AND NO THYIS IS NOT GOIN ON RECORD LOL www.myspace.com/djmidn1te add me rate me But I need some opinions on my music, and how to make more and better beats, u will be recognized as help. in special thnx. but wtf should i do im stuck, cant think of any other notes to play SOS!!!!

Eddie
I need 445k to make henchman Can I make it before sunday? The 4th is my birthday Another nice birthday presend would be sending me some nsfw pics :) Rating your picture 10 points DOES NOT MAKE ME GAY!! And asking to see you naked and whacking while looking at it? Ok you got me there =) But I like women too so throw the dog a bone huh?

Weekend
hey all just wanted to let u all know that all week and weekend next week i'll be in Pigeon forge & Gatlinburg tn to fish and play out on douglas lake so i won't be back til sunday...so don't miss me too much and try to have fun without me! hey allust gonna let u all know that i'm not gonna be home til sunday...been babysittin all week so i gotta take nephew back to his momma and plus need to go xmas shopping...don't miss me too much!

Random Thoughts
The monster is loose what shall happen now do you think we will perish or be the victor. that's the same question i ask every day am i going to be the victor today or the victim so i am siting here getting ready for work hoping that after all is done i will win the night. ASH I sit here looking through the looking glass thinking on what could have and what i have not done love and love lost but i see only a boy yet he is older than he apears. lost in the darkness forever lost and alone to wander. Ash well here we are again I have time on my hands waiting to go back to work for 12 hours due to this ice storm so i think i will right some stuff and see how it go's.

Sexiest Men On Fu Contest
ok fubar i will give 1ook for every 250 pics you rate of mine comment at the last pic then send me a message when your done and i will pay you fubucks ty for the help the sexiest men on fu contest is now open round 3 i have changed some of the rules so here it goes if 3 of you are the high rated pics you will move on to finals and then at the finals if you get the most rates you will win and you could win a free month vip or a bling pac witch will be first place and second place will win 1mil fu bucks third place will win a 50k fubucks good luck and have fun ty DJ WILD

About Me
You are The DevilMateriality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only beca

The Many Sides Of Me
On the Wings of Faeries Steps light as Air Seraphim Diablo floats on a breeze With the Spirit of Dragons Eyes of Fire Seraphim Diablo tempers soar higher In the Arms of Vampyers Movements like Water Seraphim Diablo hearts of desire At the Feet of Mother and Father Stronger then Earth Seraphim Diablo brings life to the hearth

Destiny
You know that I'm not perfect. I've told you this before. I just want to make it clear and honest to the core. I never took my side, I was always on the fence. I turned love upside down and then you said it was the end. I never made a move. I should've told you this. My love for those who hurt me never let me flip the switch. The hate I kept inside me, I kept it for myself. I spent all our time wishing that I was someone else. Guess it never mattered since all pain is the same. You feel it and you dish it out til it becomes a game. I've done my share of evil. Less Jeckle, more Miss Hyde. Sometimes I didn't know myself. I played out every lie. It's easy under cover to act like someone else. I ran away from everything. Every card that I was dealt. In the end I lit a fire and watched all my dreams burn. Now I'm a master arsonist and every day I learn A new way to destroy the rage, a way to watch it die. Maybe someday in the future I can look you in the eye. I'll say it's

Judgement
Why are we so quick to judge others but not ourselves? We all do it everyday. When we walk down the street, walking in the mall, we see someone different from ourself and we pass judgement. Its easy to point out things we hate about ourselves in others. What we fail to realize, they are doing it to us also. Just because someone looks different, or talks different, doesn't mean there is something wrong with them. We look and talk the way we do because we were made that way and there's nothing wrong with that. We have all heard the phrase, "look in the mirrr". If you don't like something about yourself don't take it out on others. Do the right thing and if you can change it do it. Here is a question you can ask yourself, wouldn't the world be a boring place if we all were exactly alike?

Lyfe
i guess i shud b thankful dat i am alive, but for what all of my lyfe the people i trust n love stab meeh in the heart. not haterz, sidewayz biotchz, or random men! my family, loved ones. my kids father. so i began 2 ask my self what is my purpose here? n even up til now i can not figure it out. i have tried to take the easy way out twice, n FAILED!.... so i guess my purpose is to find that purpose n do it movn leavn behind all negitivity...n trust NO1!!!

In My Head
Joke time!A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the mens room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the mensroom door, it was "OCCUPIED". The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the ladies room, but cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside. The buttons were marked "WW, WA, PP and ATR". Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway. He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and immedately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, "WOW, the women really have it made!". Still curious, he pressed the button marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters. He thought that was out of this world! The button marked "PP" yielded a large powder puff which delicately applied a soft talc to his rear. Well, naturall

My Pics!
Hear my cry in my hungering search for you Taste my breath on the wind See the sky as it mirrors my colours Hints and whispers begin I am living to nourish you, cherish you I am pulsing the blood in your veins Feel the magic and power of surrender to life Every finger is touching, searching Until your secrets come out In the dance as it endlessly circles I linger close to your mouth I am living to nourish you, cherish you I am pulsing the blood in your veins Feel the magic and power of surrender to life A beautiful love song that i wanted to share with everyone. Bloody ThumbsPeople Iced:Twenty TwoCar Bombs Planted:FifteenFavorite WeaponShankArms Broken:FourEyes Gouged:Twenty TwoTongues Cut Off:TenBiggest Enemy:Buck-Eyed BartGet Your HITMAN NameAWSOME-GAME

Elvis Was Pure Sex Appeal, And Pure Sex.
Today would have been Elvis Presley's 77th birthday. Some say he never died, that he faked his death to get out of the fast lane. They say he even surfaced as a "Look Alike" because he wanted to perform again. But no one bought into that one. If he is still alive, you gotta wonder what he thinks about the plethera of impersonators. So today, I just want to wish the KING OF ROCK-N-ROLL a very happy birthday. I'm gonna hoist a few in his name tonight. Wilvis aka LickinLarry JANUARY BABY Pretty/Handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality. FEBRUARY BABY Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goa

Story
Jasmine and Austin have been going out since 7th grade. Five years later, they are in 11th grade and Jasmine has been thinking about breaking up with him. One Friday afternoon, on their 5th anniversary, Jasmine and Austin where talking over the phone. *The phone rings at Jasmine's house* Jasmine: Hello?? Austin: Hey baby girl!! How's it going?? Jasmine: Alright... You? Austin: Pretty good. Are you still up for the movies?? Jasmine: I'm sorry I can't go. I promised my little sister that I would take her out to eat today. Austin: That sucks. Jasmine: I'm really sorry. Austin: It's alright. Can you go out tomorrow then?? Jasmine: I cant. Sorry but I have to go with Alyssa and her boyfriend to the mall. Austin: You know, it seems like you have been avoiding me these past few days. First you can't go out to dinner with me because you have a paper due. Then you can't come over because you are too tired, and today during passing periods, you totally

Erotica Queen
April 21/06 (11:30 am) I was up at 5 am this morning. I just couldn’t sleep anymore. I was dressed and ready to go hours before the limo buzzed me from downstairs. As cute as this studio apartment was, I was not going to miss it one little bit. Since I’d given up my apartment when I accepted this reality show thing, I’d reserved a room at the Sharmont, a nice hotel downtown. That would have to be home for now. I entertained myself my thinking of all the fucking I was going to be doing for the next while. For as long as I wanted really. My contract was up today and I could run out onto the street and fuck the first person that passed my doorstep if I wanted to. But I wanted to have that check in my hands first and I wasn’t going to take any chances. I’d worked damn hard not fucking around. But there were some pretty raunchy thoughts running through my head this morning I tell you. I was thinking about sucking off the limo driver, eating the receptionist out (t

Hmmm... Quiz
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change? Passion 83% Diamond Eyes 75% Mysterious 33% Eyes full of Pain 33% What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!) created with QuizFarm.com You scored as rum. you are rum. you are adventurous and fun loving, but laid back and cool. you like to travel and love good times. rum 96% vodka

Poetry
How can I tell you when tears fall and words scar my broken heart? How can I deny you when all's lost and you're there lost and alone? How can I continue when our love and shared dreams just aren't enough? Metallic shine silver Embossed symbolic pride Motherland incarnate Flawless, precious. Dulled luster fades Engraving withered, gone Balding near extinction Broken, dying. Two sides come together Night into day, black to white Merged, unstoppable Both priceless. Silence hovers over as a cement weight ready to obliviate, blessed escape release. Tension stifles as a smoke filled wind unbearable, caustic, then clarity. Fury burns as kerosene volitile, explosive smothered.

Hidden Tears
My fears, my dreams, my hopes My fears, my dreams, my hopes they are what make me. But they are not always as they seem to be. I am let down time after time As my fears become reality my dreams are shattered and my hopes were never there My fear of betrayal of being alone is beneath the surface waiting to come forth My dreams of a perfect life of having it all become nonexistent when I took my fist step and proceed to fall My hopes for the future for having whoever I desire were not there becasue I recieve no desire in return Why does life seem to have a way of letting you down on each and every day? I want some answers to help me out so my dream, my fears, and my hopes may come about. Hidden Tears My hidden tears Start when I raise To another day of disappointment And demise My Heart falls quick My blo

Contest
any one who helped me in valentime day contesy can you plez get in touch with me thx i have been maxed out since 6 am and i am in need of my friends to help me. all i ask is that you leave a few comments leave lots if you like. it`s happy hour so cherry points double just click on pic plez and thank you mike click on 1 or both of the pics rate the pic and comment bomb or leave as many comments as you can thx mike

* Uraeus *
The Uraeus (plural Uraei or Uraeuses) is a stylised upright cobra (or snake / serpent), used as a symbol of sovereignty, royalty, deity and divine authority in ancient Egypt. Uraeus is a Greek word that may have its origins in ancient Egyptian, meaning "she who rears up". The Uraeus originated from the goddess Wadjet, who was seen as a cobra. She became the patron of the Delta, Lower Egypt, and so was worn by the Pharaohs as a head ornament, in effect part of the crown, as a claim over the land. There is evidence for this even in the Old Kingdom (3rd millennium BCE). The pharaoh was seen as a manifestation of the sun-god Re, and so it was also believed that the Uraeus protected the Pharaohs by spitting fire on their enemies. In some mythological works, the 'eyes' of Re are said to be uraei. As the Uraeus was seen as a royal symbol, Horus and Set were also depicted wearing one. Another name for this is the term "Totaf" found also in the Bible. Golden Uraeus of Senusret II

That's Life
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you were smiling, live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying. A hug is the perfect gift. One size fits all and Nobody minds if you exchange: When one door of happiness closese another opens but often we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, But it's also true that we don't know what we've we been missing until it arrives.......

New Week
Can I have some more? I work in a restaurant, in case you didn't read earlier. I am a generally happy person, and get along with almost everyone, I have done jobs like this for 24 years and love it. I have been at this place for almost 4 years and make fat money and have a good time. Well anyway today, I was told by a friend that questions were being asked discretely about my behavior. Seems that since I have been seen singing and dancin, while I'm at work then I'm on drugs. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Part of my bad day last Friday came from talking to my manager. Some of her comments didn't make sence to me. Now they do. I have always been a positive person, but knew I lost it for awhile. Kinda funny(sad)to have believed you were happy that when you finally come up, you're just where you started from. Here's to high on life!!

Trapped
Happiness what exactly is it and does one ever truly find this word spoke of so much. Im not exactly sure is it in someones touch. Does it exist at all or just an invisible feeling we try to create. All I usually feel is hate. Hate for myself for my life and from people I meet. Do we let this hate cause us defeat. Do we go on tryin to attain this happiness when we really don't know what it is at all. Pushing ourselves harder and harder trying to break through this wall. The wall of hate that so many of us have created in our mind. Who knows maybe one day this happiness I might find. Untill then I'll try to control the hate not letting it take over could determine ones fate. So to everyone out there don't quit searching it's not to late. I come in a bottle I can be an upper, a deppressant even speed. I am here to feel your every need. You can get me from a doctor or even a friend. I am widely distributed from one side of the world to the

Saddam's Hanging.
BAGHDAD, Iraq - Clutching a Quran and refusing a hood, Saddam Hussein went to the gallows before sunrise Saturday, executed by vengeful countrymen after a quarter-century of remorseless brutality that killed countless thousands and led Iraq into disastrous wars against the United States and Iran. In Baghdad's Shiite enclave of Sadr City, people danced in the streets while others fired guns in the air to celebrate the former dictator's death. The government did not impose a round-the-clock curfew as it did last month when Saddam was convicted to thwart any surge in retaliatory violence. It was a grim end for the 69-year-old leader who had vexed three U.S. presidents. Despite his ouster, Washington, its allies and the new Iraqi leaders remain mired in a fight to quell a stubborn insurgency by Saddam loyalists and a vicious sectarian conflict. The execution took place during the year's deadliest month for U.S. troops, with the toll reaching 108. President Bush said in a st

Nice To Meet You!
I walked into your room saw that you were sleepin very quietly walked over to you pulled the covers down ,you were wearing that red nighty with no undies and the site of your magnificent vulva excited me so much my hardon was straining my pants.I was literally hurting from the pressure I took off my pants listening to your breathing to make sure you were not waking I knelt down between your legs gazed at your magnificent pussy.I had left the door open just enough the light stopped before it hit your eyes as always the juice from your pussy was just amazing glittering like dew on a petal in the morning sun.I started to stroke myself staring at your pussy within 30 seconds i could feel my cum risin and forced my self to stop.I leaned down and inhaled takin in your scent my senses were going wild.I lightly as i could I placed my mouth on your pussy and o so softly started workin your folds with my tounge I moved up a little takin your clit into my mouth letting my tounge just rest there s

Looking For That Speical One To Be With.
Hey im 26 and im looking for that speical one that would make me happy and would take me for who im not because what i have or don't have. And i don't play games or mind games its that simple. Im looking for some one in local area to be with. And if ur not in the area be willing to relocated to were im then i don't know what to tell you. And this what i look for in person: Loving,caring,respectful,commuication, affectionate,mature just to name a few. I don't play or put up with people that play: games or mindn games. Incuding: cheaters,lairs,pimps,players,inmature,ect. If you wanna more about me and what i look for in a person then send me an email or send me a msg in my shout box and i will get at you asap.

Makeover Contest...
For every 100 comments someone will get 10,000 Fubucks... ...Click on the pic below and bomb away I am entered in a contest ... help me win...Please bomb Click the link or photo below A Chance for ladies in The NJ/Ny Area to win a $500 Shoppoing spree hotel accomodations, makeover by prfessional makeup artists and a professional Photo shot with pictures to appear in Companies Profile magaziine... u intereted ask me how...

Updates
A few things: My cousin is 7 weeks pregnant. Her first baby. Congrats girl. I am working all the time. That is why I have no time to leave comments on friends' profiles. In fact I have to work the entire weekend until Tuesday night. I found the wedding dress of my dreams yesterday at David's Bridal. I must get with my mom to see this dress. I know she will absolutely love it. Sorry I can't post the dress. My fiance would see it and not be surprised. Bad luck. One of my friends is waiting for her second baby to be born. I hope I don't miss it, but I might because of work. Congrats to you Rachel. I know you feel bad right now and can't wait to get him out. lol. I am very much in love with my fiance. We have been living together 5 months now. Wow. Finally getting used to that. Wonder if marriage is going to be any different. Hmmm. Maybe/maybe not. Time for bed now folks. Muahhh. Have a great day.

The Holidays
Just a quick thought for you to ponder... Why is Thanksgiving the forgotten holiday? I see Christmas lights up already and it about makes me sick. My birthday is around Thanksgiving, so it has a special place in my heart. Ticks me off, that we have to worry about the commercialization of Christmas, instead of spending time with our families and loved ones. So to everyone of my lovely friends...HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! And fuck Christmas. *Grins*

Nothing
She lies on the bed ..pills by her head.. thinking of the days when he made her smile he left her alone ..never came home no one around to help her now this is her choice .. this is her how this life of pain is almost over now the darkness seeps into her view the world turns gray this is her choice ..this is her day M.A.S

Poems
I see you, as you sit there with that little smerk drawn on your face, misplaced in this world you think you have no place. "Why was I brought to the Earth" "Why am I here" "Is there a reason for me" thoughts of your every day life. "No reason to be here" is all you can think, so you stand in you own puddel as it grows, nothing to save you so slowly you sink. Your world grows dim and your mind eclips, caught in a whorle pool of thoughts as your mind caught arift. Not a thing that can change your mind you think on ones to care, just one more shout or slander is all you can bare. Small strands of lights shines through you shell, firey beams caught in the dust it feels as if your in your own hell. You hear of peoples love, but you dismiss the thought, and slower and slower, inside what you made, the sent of decays you as you seem to rott. A shower of feelings await you as drops of hope seep in, then when you realize your true birth begins. A new sent, a hopeful se

Yoga For Migraine!!
Breathing exercises to strengthen the lungs and improve the oxygen levels in the body All of you who suffer from migraines know how difficult it can be to deal with the same — they seem to l ast from a few hours to a few days! This is yet another disease that no-one really knows the root cause of. Yes, there are genetic factors but stress and anxiety, food allergies, sensitivity to sound or light, irregular meals, irregular sleep and lack of exercise are also contributing factors. I am giving you a seven day programme that specially works on all the areas concerned with migraine and you must do these regularly to see an improvement in your condition. Yoga gives great importance to breath, because how you breathe will affect the health of your body and the breath also links the body and the mind. Today we begin with breathing exercises that are a must for those who suffer from migraines. Not only do they strengthen the lungs and improve the oxygen levels in the body but

Sweet Tease
Your Ideal Sex Position is...Cowgirl Fun. Wild. And deep.Saddle up and ride him all night long.Only for those who feel they're strong! 'What is your Ideal Sex Position?'at QuizUniverse.com HI THERE BABYGIRL HERE READY FOR A GOOD TIME I AM I CAN TEASE PLEASE And make u scream so if u like a wild woman well heres one for u a wild 31 year old who can make u very happy so u think i may be sweet well have u ever tried a wild sweettease before i can really make u scream my name and make u want more of me i am so sweet that i can really melt in ur moth and not in ur hands

My Awesome New Life!
I'm so excited, I got the job I applied for last week. Was kinda funny ... she interviewed when I turned in my application and said she was gonna check my references and get back to me. Well she called 4 days later and asked me to come in today for an interview. I was a bit confused, but said ok. When I went in today she offered me the floor supervisor job, said my references were great. So Wednesday I start my job and lots of training. YAY ME! LOL! Oh and it's not all the way in town only about 15 minutes away. So the driving won't be so bad in the winter time. I also won a tool set that I put in for at a Barrick Mine bbq last Friday. The bf is quite content with his new RYOBI drill, power saw and rechargeable flash light. LOL Well anyways I'm exhausted, been a long day and tomorrow i'll be busy cleaning house! I'll be on for a bit so say hello!

I'm A Writer! : P
Stephanie Graber Mrs. Moe Writing 121 13 December 2004 Desert Vegetation and a Sun Dried Tomato I was trying to describe you to someone a few days ago. You’re not like any guy I’ve ever known. I couldn’t say: “He’s just like Clay Aiken except he can’t sing, that is, Clay can’t actually sing either; he’s much girlier, if possible; and much uglier, if possible.” I couldn’t say that because you don’t look like Clay Aiken at all. Though, I must say, you and he both have questionable gay tendencies. I finally ended up describing you as the desert. Beside the fact that you are dry, boring, and if someone is around you for too long they feel like they just want to shrivel up and die, I used the common cactus. Imagine for a moment that you are walking through the desert. Your eyes are frying out of the sockets, your flesh is melting from your bones, and your limbs begin to slowly detach from your dry, stump some would call a body. But what is that in the

Xmas List
Dear Santa Here is who i want for Christmas!!!!! These people all hold a special place in my heart and always make me smile....... So i couldn't ask for a better present mlbracer8 Xmasbaby73 Andi Lynn gem4life Kim Freya Sexy Wonder Woman livinsingle Babes Pryjmaty Sassy4DJ Shortcake Kate Sunflower Sara Sexypink0828 I think I have been a good boy this year and I hope too wake up Christmas day and find these rare gifts under my tree.................

A Pledge
When Abraham asked Eliezer to swear fidelity, he told him/her to "place your hand upon my thigh." This was an ancient custom, not some bizarre kink of Abraham's. When taking an oath to a Master, a slave would place his/her hand upon the Master's thigh near the testicles. Then he/she would swear to honor his Master's will. ~ Master Alan

Boredom
I would love to beat the face,Of any mother fucker that's thinkin' they can change me,White knuckles grip pushing through for the gold,If you're wantin' a piece of me I broke the mother fuckin' mold,I'm drowning in your wakeShit rubbed in my faceTeething on concreteGums bleedingDig bury me underneathEverything that I am rearrangingDig bury me underneathEverything that I was slowly changingI struggle in violated space,Sell out motherfuckers in the biz that try to fuck me,Hang from their T's rated P.G. insight,I ain't sellin' my soul when there's nothing to buyI'm livid in my spacePissing in my faceFuck you while you tryTo fuck meDig bury me underneathEverything that I am rearrangingDig bury me underneathEverything that I was you ain't fuckin' changing meLet me help you tie the rope around your neck,Let me help to talk you the wrong way off the ledge,Let me help you hold the glock against your headLet me help you tie the rope around your neck,Let me help to talk you the wrong way off the

Lost An Lookin For Reason
I thought I was on a path that was clear only to find that im in a strange place and not knowing whats going on anymore.Thoughts of how did i get here and what will become of what i thought was myself.Lookin for the outside in wonderin where to begin findin a bitter sweet truth that nothing is what it seems.In the light of indiffrence

Amazing!
Okay so the following is from a chat that goes from shoutbox to yahoo, i think its pretty amazing, please read. start at the bottom of first chat in shoutbox: alicia: buzz me here alicia: ok ->alicia: u add me to yahoo alicia: alicia25parker@yahoo.com alicia: add me hon alicia: ok ->alicia: you do it now, yahoo me alicia: ok alicia: and right my name at the 3rd page form ->alicia: thats awesome, so am i! alicia: do it now honey alicia: waiting to you hon alicia: coz im starting playing my self now alicia: that is my own site that i give it to you ->alicia: okay, can u piss off now, im kinda getting bored messing with u lol alicia: i told you alicia: ok honey ->alicia: i like nooses ->alicia: you mean official? ->alicia: what does opicial mean? alicia: anyway honey what do you want me to wear after you finish to sign up??? alicia: ok alicia: that it my opicial site to get in to me here alicia: no honey... ->alicia: nah im good, i know how those websites work,

Living Dead Girl
CAN IT BE POSSIBLE TO BE LIVING BUT FEEL SO DEAD INSIDE? YOUR ALIVE, BREATHING, LIVING LIFE FROM DAY TO DAY AS AN EMPTY SHELL, AN INVISIBLE NOBODY TO THOSE AROUND YOU AND SOMETIMES YOURSELF. WE HAVE SUCH DEEP PLACES WITHIN US, OUR SOULS THAT ARE LIKE WELLS, WHETHER DY OR FILLED UP, BUT FOR ALOT OF US, OUR SOUL SEEMS DREARY, UNFULLFILLED, MEANINGLESS AT TIMES, YURNING FOR THE SUSTENANCE THAT NURTURES IT, LONGS FOR IT. WALKING AROUND IN A BODY, HEART AND MIND, THAT KEEP ROUTINE LIKE THE HANDS OF THE CLOCK TICKING AWAY, IN A MEANINGLESS PATTERN, WAITING, WATCHING, HOPING FOR A RAY OF HOPE TO COME FILL US UP. WHEN IT DOESNT COME WE STILL MAINTAIN OUR USUAL ROUTINE, BUT IT WEATHERS US TO THE POINT OF WITHERING, LIKE A WILTING FLOWER, OR A CONSTANT RAIN, SHOWERING YOU WITH DOUBT, OVER AND OVER AGAIN. HOW IT FEELS TO KEEP BREATHING AND STILL YURN FOR THE RELEASE OF DEATH TO COME, BUT IT DOES NOT. LIVING THIS WAY IS A CONSTANT SLOW DAILY DEATH, BREAKING A PERSON'S BEING, FOR THINGS LOST, LONGE

The Writer In Me
TAKEN BY ME My profile says that I'm in a relationship, but it's one of singularity, yes I am in a relationship, but I am taken by me. I may be in a single state, but with myself, I constantly relate, forever growing, taking on experiences a new, ever learning and changing, becoming better through and through. Sometimes people don't take the time to know themselves and end up in a constant search for something never really knowing what it is that they're looking for, exactly what it is that will fill that need, trying to grow something wonderful without laying the proper seed, then facing the frustration of failure that started on un-fertile ground, a recipe for doomed destiny. I guess most of us can say; "been there, done that." As some juncture in our life, making our way trying to deal with another without dealing within,but the ironic thing is that some dealing with others has helped me grow within myself, and it's that inner growth that shines out for all to see.Relationships

Bling/credits = Friendship?
I came to this place as a little escape from reality and to meet some new friends and have some fun. I know that Fu is a game and its here to make money but why can't the people seperate that from the true friends and people they meet here. Am I less of a friend if I don't buy you bling, credit packs, pimp you out etc? Once you establish a friendship is that friendship defined here soley by how much money you spend on a friend? Why must the only time anyone pays attention to you is when you are buying them bling and credits? I have met some people here that I consider to be every bit of a real friend as the ones I physically interact with on a daily basis. I guess when money and attention are involved I am simply expecting too much out of people. Recently limited my spending here and wow you know who your real friends are when you have no credits left. :) When you are rolling in credits everyone wants to be your friend and is always so thankful for what you can provide them.