BipolarMommy's blog: "In my head"

Joke time!

A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the mens room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the mensroom door, it was "OCCUPIED". The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the ladies room, but cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside. The buttons were marked "WW, WA, PP and ATR". Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway. He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and immedately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, "WOW, the women really have it made!". Still curious, he pressed the button marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters. He thought that was out of this world! The button marked "PP" yielded a large powder puff which delicately applied a soft talc to his rear. Well, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR". When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse. When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened to me?! The last thing I remember is I was in the ladies room on a business trip!" The nurse replied, "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the "ATR" button which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover... Your penis is under your pillow!"

Joke time! This one's cute! The old couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting at this same breakfast table together.' 'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird, too .' 'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relivesome old times.' Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat back down at the table. 'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.' 'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.'

I set here in bed watching the clock as time passes so slow. I use to welcome the night and enjoy her embrace, but now I just wish I could sleep. I wish all these thoughts would stop consuming me! I lay here staring at the same four walls again talking myself through it all only to raise more questions then I can answer. I drift off into deep thoughts and when I come back to I wish more then ever I had the answers to all of my questions. It seems that my faith is being put to the test again I am not sure how this one will end. It feels as though I can't breath like there is an invisible weight on my shoulders holding me down. They say time can heal you but in my case it seems to be my worst enemy. All time does is remind me of the things that are wrong and how the things that seem right are just out of reach. I know I have so much more to say but cant find the right words to say...I thought if I write it out something would come over me an I would feel calm. All I feel is....I am not sure what it is that I feel...