DJ Troy's blog: "Merry Christmas Everyone!"

Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.

1. I'm an extremely good cook and have done it professionally.

2. I was a "burnout" in school, but still finished in the top 10 in my graduating class of 450 people. (I didn't have a class with anyone I hung out with)

3. I'm a military trained expert marksman.

4. I'm a certified skydiver.

5. I once received an Acomodation Medal for stealing (appropriating) an item necessary to accomplish a mission. (a fork lift needed to load aircraft with pallets of equipment)

lisannelepisto545: Wanted: Attractive honest single man!  

DJ Troy: i'M UGLY.....

lisannelepisto545: Hello there.. My name is Mrs Whooty.. Got ur ID through Messenger Directory 

DJ Troy: POOR TOO

lisannelepisto545: I love chatting with new people.. Would you like to chat today? Where are you from?

DJ Troy: SMALL PENIS....i CAN'T USE IT THAT WELL EITHER....I premature exaculate a lot.

lisannelepisto545: Can i ask you a quest?

DJ Troy: sure

lisannelepisto545: Do you like big booty girls with big tits? lol seriously cuz thats what i am/have..Is that too much for you to handle?

DJ Troy: like I said I premature ejaculate a lot........I think I just ......ugh...oh...ogh...oh...shit............SEE!

lisannelepisto545: Do you know what a whooty is? Would you like to see me i'll show you my Whooty....

DJ Troy: shure show me....I'm ready for round #2.....

lisannelepisto545: lol Whooty is a White Girl with a BOOTY!  i wanna show u mine...

DJ Troy: ....some peoples kids!......did you lick the windows on your way to school?...eat paint chips as a kid?...Live close to high power electrical wires?

lisannelepisto545: ok let me set up my camera for you honey..

DJ Troy: Please DO so!......I love a nice freak show!.

lisannelepisto545 is typing...lisannelepisto545: um goto http://www.acceptinvite.com/apanw and we can go 1 on 1 chat. Just click Accept Invite on the left!

 

I Laughed my ASS off posting this!..................

Ok...so a man is walking on the beach in Sunny California....he spots a piece of metal protruding from the ground and decides to dig it up to see what it is..... After digging a bit...he finds a lamp in the ground....while rubbing it vigerously to remove the sand a magical Genie pops out of it. *Boom* "I will grant you 1 wish...any wish you want..." the wonderous Gennie proclaims! After a minute of thought...the man decides the he would really love to be filthy rich....so he tells the Gennie... "I would like 500 million dollars!"..... The Gennie taps a finger to his lips and says... "wow?..really 500 million dollars? Thats a lot of paper...and the U.S. mint guards it very closely....I'm not sure if I can really do that..and just think of all those trees you would be killing..with that much paper...? The man considers the Gennies wisdom and reconsiders... The mans says.."ok then...I haven't had a vacation in years....I would really lOVE.... to go to Hawaii!" but..."I'm terrified of flying....can you make me a highway to hawaii so I can drive there?" The Gennie taps a finger to his lips...forehead all wrinkled up...obviously thinking... The Gennie speaks... "A highway you say.....but think of all the manpower it would take to build the pillars under the sea to support the highway! the contless man hours"..."the concrete!"..."it's just too much work!" The man frowns...and begins to get annoyed at this suppsoed "ALL-POWERFUL Gennie"... Finally the man decides..... "O.K....if I can't have the money, and the vacation is out....I would really like to know everything there is to know about women ....what makes them tick...what do they think...what makes them happy...EVERYTHING." The Gennie thinks for a long time about the mans request ........then finally speaks................ "your 500 million is in the bank in hawaii...would you like that highway to be 2 lanes or 4?"

Mery Christmas Everyone! I hope this year has been as good for you as it has been for me! Wishing you all the best for a great New Year. Troy........