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17 Rules Between Men And Women
1. The Female always makes THE RULES.2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she mustimmediately change some or all of THE RULES.5. The Female is never wrong.6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrantmisunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately forcausing the misunderstanding.8. The Female can change her mind at any given time..9. The Male must never change his mind without the express, writtenconsent of The Female.10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wantshim to be angry or upset.12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male knowwhether she wants him to be angry or upset.13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.14. At all times, what is important is wh

My Newest Poem
one minute i need you the next i dont caresure we fight alot but i wish you was thereright here beside me wrapped in my armsill keep you close protect you from all harmsi just sit at home and wait for you to callbut all i here just silence no ringing at alli start to pick up the phone but what do i sayyou'll never get over when i left that one dayi wanted to get past this i wanted you in my liferemember when baby i asked you to be my wifei came back home with that ring that i boughtwe went to my bed and i say baby guess what ill give you my heart from now til the endill be not just your lover but also your friendyou said i do as i placed the ring on your fingerbaby oh baby how those memories they lingerbut that was in the past its time to move oncuz the life i had with you is damn near gonedays and days go bye and i still hear no wordi might be an asshole but this i dont deserveyou cant even call and just say that im okno you dont you make me wait day and daywell ya know what baby i ju

Person
Please take it. Take it so its gone. Take it so its all away. The pain, the anger, the vengenc. Make me that scocopath that i long to be. That person that walks around aimlessly not caring about anything or anyone. So close to being there you can taste it. But knowing your not for wanting to taste the bloode of the ones who have wronged you so much. For you know if you ever see that person you will have your revenge. You will taste there bloode and it will be oh so sweet. There has been others how have done it in the past and thought they could stomp on me and get away with it and oh where they sadly mistakin. Karma is such a lovly thing. She is the most beautiful person on the planit dont fuck with Karma cause sh always wins. as do i. Dont ever for get that. I am no wipy ass little punk ass white girl. I may not win the first time i try to do something but i will eventually. So thats why i always so fuck off leave me alone im not worth it im ment to be alone.

Smoking
Why is it that everytime I meet a girl and we've gone out on a few dates and I break the new to them I'm a regular toker they get upset and think I'm stupid? I don't spend a lot of money on it. I've been smoking for so long that it really doesn't alter my state of mind that much. I just wish I could find a girl that will toke up with me. There's no better way to relax than smoking a big blunt with a beautiful woman and watching the stars or a sunset.

True Wealth
I was feeling down last night, tired of always being short on money and feeling lonely. Then this morning I got an encouraging comment on another site, from someone I didnt't expect to get one from, and I realized if you have good friends you are never truly poor.

Did Ya Know?
You Can Only Type ONE Word.Not as easy as you might think.Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same.Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED.It's really hard to only use one-word answers!1. Where is your cell phone? ----- desk2. Your significant other? ----- home3. Your hair? ----- red4. Your mother?----- kind5. Your father?----- bitching6. Your favorite thing?----- compy7. Your dream last night?----- tears8. Your favorite drink?----- coke9. Your dream/goal?----- happiness10. The room you're in?----- den11. Music?----- alterative12. Where do you want to be in 6 years?-----home14. Where were you last night?----- fubar15. What you're not?-----sick16. Muffins?----- chocolate17. One of your wish list items?-----kids18. Where you grew up?-----nebraska19. The last thing you did?-----phone20. What are you wearing?-----pjs21. TV?-----CSI22. Your pets?-----sleeping23. Your computer?----- pain24. Your li

Queensryche - Someone Else?
When I fell from graceI never realizedhow deep the flood was around me.A man whose life was toilwas like a kettle left to boil,and the water left scars on me.I know now who I am.If only for a while,I recognize the changes.I feel like I did before themagic wore thin and the "baptismof stains" began.They used to say I wasnowhere, man,heading downwas my destiny.But yesterday, I swear,that was someone else not me.Here I stand at the crossroads edge,afraid to reach out for eternity,One step, when I look down,I see someone else not me.Looking back and I seesomeone else.All my life they said Iwas going down,but I'm still standing,stronger, proud.And today I know there'sso much more I can be. I think I finally, understand.From where I stand at the crossroads edge,there's a path leading out to sea.And from somewheredeep in my mind,sirens sing out loudsongs of doubtas only they know how.But one glance back reminds, and I see,someone else not me.I keep looking backat someone else... me?

Old Magic
Oh the beauty of the night,Magic in its oldest form.Come take me away sweet fanciful dreams.Wrap your dark quivering arms around me,I am yours forever more,mind body and soul.May they ignite in the flame.I would ask what you wish of me, but that is not your way.You do not ask.You take.Claim what you will.I wait....for what seems an eternity,Knowing each heartbeat is already yours.Each breath borrowed.When will you savor your prize?My body hums with anticipation like a crystal goblet when tenderly stroked.Stroke me once more, make me sound as the one you adore.The one whose purest features were designed for your tune.Take me. Make me fulfill my purpose.Fill me. As your chalice I await the nectar of the gods.The magic of the night embraces me once more.You wrap your dark arms around me and I quiver.Oh the beauty of the Night...By: Aubrey N.

Mistress, Goddess, And Queen
If Thou Drinketh of my lips, ye shall not ask for wine, I’ll allow your wandering fingertips over my curves divine. My softened skin beckons as I drape myself before thee, My lips themselves glisten, as they hungrily purse upon thee, Your eyes fix on my breasts as merrily they rise and fall, But it is what’s within my chest that is the greatest treasure of all. It is the way the Chantilly lace lies softly upon my skin,Never concealing that much, yet taking your mind for a spin, And your mind is still reeling from the scent that tickles the air,It softly whispers, “Play with me, I’ll whisk away your cares.” My hair softly billows around my shoulders firm, Your eyes slowly devour me; I can see the fire burn, The shackles hold you steadily, keeping you in your place, I take my time sparingly, as I cut away the lace. Your muscle strain against the steel, Cold and hard it holds, You know better than to break free, you will do as your told. Your goddess walks to

Dancing With A Musicians Fire
The Spanish guitar calls to me like a sirens song.It beckons, each note, tiny fingers caressing my flesh.I quiver to the touch.The soft passionate chords whisper in my ear.The flame does not refuse to dance when the wind begins to fan it,Filling it with passion red and boisterous.It twists and swirls in ecstasy.Captured in its intoxicating, mesmerizing soundMy body sways.0Instinctually I know the steps.When the song itself bends you to its will, there are no mistakes.Just passion. Just Fire.I will make the world burn.Ignite its soft tinder with the spark of my soul,The smoldering of my eyes,The confidence of my step,The sizzling of my thighs.My heart echoes the tempo,My breath comes in gasps.It is close to climax.I can feel it in every tightened muscle in my body.They hum with anticipation.I keep moving, never missing a beat.With great satisfaction the climax of the score reveals itself, slowly tapering off.The music lingers just long enough for a lovers kiss goodnight.I collapse, glis

Life And Legacy
subject: Life and Legacy post date: 2006-12-04 19:51:24 "The grand essentials of happiness are something to love and something to hope for." Today I watched a process of life that began with lust. It progressed to pain. The ending is exactly what comprises the essentials of happiness - something to love and something to hope for. I was an observer of BIRTH. My blog "Wet Dream" is obviously my own birth experience. The water world, the train, the cold, the transition. Today I was part of the birth of my Grandson. A very small part. I stroked my daughter's hair and changed wet towels after her water broke and told her about the imagery of contractions as waves - washing up on the beach, sliding away. At 6:04 p.m. Harper was born. A healthy 8.5 pounds, 22 inches long. My daughter, who is part of my essentials of happiness, was amazing. She kept her energy inside, focused on the working of her body through pain. She didn't scream, she didn't moan. She was motherhood incarnate. T

3am
Such a wonderful hour sometimes. Your asleep finally having that dream, finally resting, feeling nice and cozy, but at work u dont let your self get to comfortable so u dont sleep deep. Then BAM the alarm goes off so loud it makes your heart jump and your toes curl at first, then your adrenaline pumps. You have exactly 1 min to wake up 2 mins to be moving by the 3rd you better be on the road...... Fuckin just love 3am....

Great Weekend
I had a great weekend. Friday was my and Ann's 5th anniversary. I got Ann 5 Gerber Daisies (her favorite) and her sister offered to take Charlie for the evening so we could enjoy a night out. We decided to go for bar food at the local British pub. I had a decent meal, but Ann's wasn't so hot. First, she managed to get hot wing sauce in her eye. I felt so bad for her because it looked very painful. Then, she ordered fish and chips and the fish was raw. Not very appetizing. So her dinner consisted of one wing (she was scared to try any after the sauce in the eye) and a bite of raw fish. Wonderful if it's good sushi, not so much if it's pub food. We decided I had a great weekend. Friday was my and Ann's 5th anniversary. I got Ann 5 Gerber Daisies (her favorite) and her sister offered to take Charlie for the evening so we could enjoy a night out. We decided to go for bar food at the local British pub. I had a decent meal, but Ann's wasn't so hot. First, she managed to

Five Myths About Drugs In America
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/conte... Americans have historical amnesia of a general variety, but the blackout is particularly acute when it comes to what our grandparents, and their grandparents, did to get high. Forty years after Woodstock, the nation is taking a fresh look at its twisted relationship with drugs and insobriety. But we're doing so without drawing lessons from the centuries of experience we have with inebriation and the effort to control it. Five widespread myths must be dispensed with if America ever plans on sobering up and making rational drug policy.

For Cinn
Peoplz ummm yea name is ~*~Cece~*~her lubs and 1N0nly durrr sry Carlos lolhmff i can say so many sheett bout this chick its crazy it will ruin her lyfe jkbut well hmf shes one of the realest, amazing, fun person i ever met in my lifelook up the word best frand in the dictionary and yu'll see her name aha she keep it real 100% and could careless wat people think as the same for mewe tried not to get in arguement but thats wat best frand do we notice each othermistakes and try 2 fix it b4 its too latewe always have each other back no matter wat the situation iswe know each other very well so its very hard for us to lie towards each otherwere always together either getting into trouble or out of trouble heheweve done a lot of crazy shyt u'll be surprise of wat it is but too bad i aint gon tellahaha sryif ur looking for her shes eathier wit me were like unseparatable likebeavies and butthead but smarter ahahawe like to have fun and make our life worth while no PARTY POOPERif we know dat we

Update On My Weather Today
THERE IS A STRONG THUNDERSTORM HEADED MY WAY, A STATIONARY FRONT EXPECTED TO BRING SOME VIOLENT WIND AND DROP A GOOD BIT OF RAIN. WE ARE CURRENTLY UNDER FLOOD WATCH. IF I DISAPPEAR, YOU'LL KNOW WHY. SEE YOU WHEN IT'S OVER MY FRIENDS. ROCK ON

Simple Pot Roast
Simple Pot Roast 3 to 4 pound beef roast 1 packet onion soup mix 1 cup beef broth Pepper Season roast with pepper. Place into crock pot. Pour broth over roast. Sprinkle with onion soup mix. Cook on slow for 10 hours

Venting
K SO AS YOU SEEN FORM MY LAST BLOG THERE HAS BEEN A SHIT LOAD OF DRAMA STARTED FOR NO REASON AND NOW I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT THOSE WHO I CONSIDER MY FRIENDS MAY LISTEN TO THIS OTHER FUCKER OVER ME AND I'M LEFT CONFUSED BECAUSE I KNOW IF THEY ARE TRUE FRIENDS LIKE MY BABY (WHO BY THE WAY THAT LAST BLOG I POSTED WAS MOSTLY HIM BLOWIN UP AT THAT LIL PRICK WHO IS TALKING TRASH ABOUT ME) THEY WILL STAD BEING ME... I'M NOT TELLING ANYONE TO TAKE SIDE YOU WANNA LISTEN TO THAT FUCKER FINE DO SO BUT DON'T EXPECT ME TO BACK YOU WHEN YOU GOT DRAMA... I LOVE BEING A DJ HERE ON FUBAR AND GETTIN TO MEET NEW PPL BUT THE DRAMA IS GETTING OUTTA HAND AND WHATS THE POINT OF BOUNCERS IF THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE PROBLEMS WE RUN INTO... LIKE MAN THAT'S NOT RIGHT IF YOU ASK ME.... ANYWAY I KNOW WHO MY FRIENDS ARE AND I HOPE THEY TRUST ME 2 KNOW THE START THAT'S GOING AROUND ABOUT ME ISN'T TRUE......... TAKE CARE AND THANKS FOR BEING MY FRIENDS REPPIN CLUB CHRONIC 420 ALL THE WAY 24/7

What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?!
intolerance, self glorified ignorance has got you down with your face pushed against the fence why dont you finish yourself, since you dont really care let these screams in your head be the last thing you hear just go hey you what the fuck is wrong with you hey you what the fuck is wrong with you hey you what the fuck is wrong with you hey you with the fuck is wrong with you Mal-speak(mal-speak), suffocates (suffocates) tolerate, no one is innocent experience (experience) intolerance (Intolerance!) familiar (familiar) Screaming faces! NO ONE IS INNOCENT!!!!!! Hey you what the fuck is wrong with you hey you what the fuck is wrong with you hey you what the fuck is wrong with you hey you what the fuck is wrong with you why dont you finish yourself, since you dont really care? let these screams in your head be the last thing you hear

Just Wanted To Share ....not A Poem...
I may not live the rich life style, but the things that I do have...the people that are in my life ...I value every day of my life. I have my two boys...they keep me strong and determined...they are the reason why I wake up every morning and thank God for what he has given me. They are the reason for making me believe that everything is possible, if you work hard for it ...you will achieve it and succeed in doing so. At one point in my life ...a few months ago ...I felt so alone and depressed...felt that no one cared or loved me...I was drinking a lot to make me feel good ...go to bed and cry myself to sleep at night...I was so miserable but yet I didn't let my fears, my pain, my sorrows show ...I was not going to show how much I was hurting and wanting to be with someone ...to hold, to care, to love. After being alone many nights...Thoughts went thru my mind...about my life and what I can I do to make it better, greater! I realized that I didn't need someone in my life....what I neede

How Well Do You Know Big Pharma? Take The Quiz.
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commen... With the pharmaceutical companies at the bargaining table on healthcare reform, and Congress considering new restrictions on drug advertising, it may pay to bone up on some facts about the industry with the following quiz: 1. What percentage of Americans over the age of 65 take at least one prescription drug on a daily basis? a. 20% b. 40% c. 60% d. 75% 2. In 2005, what percentage of all continuing medical education for physicians was paid for by Pharma? a. About 25% b. About 50% c. About 75% d. About 90% 3. Who told a congressional panel in 1983 that "we believe direct advertising to the consumer introduces a very real possibility of causing harm to patients who may respond to advertisements by pressuring physicians to prescribe medications that may not be required." a. The chairman of the Federal Trade Commission b. The chairman of Abbott Laboratories c. The head of the Food and Drug Administration d. The head of th

August Rains
August. I remember so much. Beginnings and endings, births and deaths, love and loss. What is it about this month that is inextricably entwined with my life? Today is the 10th, Several things happened on or near to this day over the years. 15 years ago it was the last time I saw my best friend alive. I am still grateful that she did not die without knowing how much I loved her. In 10 hours, it will be 15 years to the minute from the time that the aneurysm in her brain burst and the beloved friend I shared so much with slipped away from us. 10 years ago, I got my R.N. license, and screamed so loudly that I think I burst my mother's eardrums and startled the entire neighborhood. 6 years ago, I got the job of my dreams. I was on my way, and I knew where I was going. 4 years ago, I met and fell madly, deeply and permanently for the love of my life. Unfortunately, I wasn't the love of his life. But life is like that. No one ever promised me that it would be fair; but it does g

The Epidemic Of Pot Arrests In New York City
http://www.alternet.org/drugreporter/14186... Marijuana possession is decriminalized in New York State. Nonetheless, New York City makes more pot arrests than any city in the world.

I Found My Friend Again
MY BESTFRIEND YOU'RE A FRIEND WHO PASSES EVERY WARM AND HEARTFELT TEST FOR BEING THERE AND BEING TRUE AND BEING THE VERY BEST YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HEARS MY THOUGHTS AND UNDERSTANDS MY THINKING YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SENSE FIRST WHEN ATTITUDES ARE SINKING YOU KNOW THE STRENGTHS AND ALL THE WEAKNESSES OF ME YOU KNOW WHEN I NEED SUPPORT

Hope
When all about you is black with gloom, And all you feel is pending doom. When your bones are racked with grim despair - When every breath is a gasp for air. Keep on going, though you need to grope, For around the bend is a ray of hope. A ray of hope is perhaps all that's left, As your will to live has been bereft. You've lost it all, it's just no use! You can end it all, you need no excuse. But throw away that piece of rope, And give yourself a chance of hope. Just give yourself another day, Brushing aside what your thoughts may say. This is your life and you can make a new start, By ignoring the brain - just follow the heart. Taking baby steps in order to cope, And minute by minute you'll build on your hope. Build on your hope,. one day at a time, Though the road be steep and hard to climb. The hurts of the past - they should be dead. The fears of the future are all in your head. Just live in the present and refuse to mope Your life will sparkle for you're living in hope.

Watch Me Bleed
Watch Me Bleed By: Lady Ember Do you want to watch me bleed? See the pain released from me? Leave this life of insanity? Or is it just your darkest dream? Losing you I thought I'd die you don't know the weeks I cried you told me you'd love me an eternity wish you would.. have just killed me. Do you want to watch me bleed? See the pain released from me? Leave this life of insanity? Or is it just your darkest dream? I live in silent screaming pain a sense of love I will never regain am I destined to be alone? to wade through this darkness on my own?

Things Lost
I've had one of those days that turned into a week that stretched into a month. You know the day....where you wake up and stub your toe walking to the coffee pot, which you thought you just forgot to set on auto, but really quit working. Which sucks because you only bought it last week, then you open the cabinet to get out the instant (used only in dire emergencies & this qualifies) only to find it has been there so long it is one huge piece that has fused together with no hope of chipping enough away to make a cup of java. Anyway...I know you got it now. All I really want to do is climb back into bed with cookie dough and cry until my eyes are swollen and force me into a 24 hour sleep. The problem is I hate self-loathing, I don't handle feeling down well and while I know the source, they are multiple ones. None of which there is anything I can do about, they are all in someone else's control. I didn't realize this until I was talking to a friend and they commented on my laugh.

Conquering Addiction With Spirituality
Researchers have found that turning to spirituality can be a powerful tool for treating and conquering addiction. The topic of spirituality is becoming increasingly interesting to clinicians, psychiatrists, and researchers seeking more ways for people to deal with the temptations of addiction. There are all kinds of addictions, from drugs to cigarettes, to alcohol, to overeating, and even sex. Although modern counseling, support groups, and psychiatry have made great strides in the treatment of addiction and dependency, the patient must want to change before the treatment can be successful, because addiction is tied to a person’s inner self. And that inner self is where spirituality resides. When a person’s inner self becomes damaged or distorted, their spirituality can become damaged or distorted, resulting in addictive and self-destructive behavior. Some people believe that the key to overcoming addiction lies in organized religion. But although there is a spiritua

If You Only Knew By Shinedown
If you only knew I'm hanging by a thread the web I spin for you If you only knew I'd sacrifice my beating heart before I'd lose you I still hold on to the letters you returned I swear I've lived and learned It's 4:03 and I can't sleep without you next to me I toss and turn like teh sea If I drown tonight bring me back to life breath your breath in me the only thing that I still believe in is you if you only knew How many time I counted all the words that went wrong If you only knew how I refuse to let you go even when your gone I don't regret any days we spent nights we shared or letters that I sent It's 4:03 and I can't sleep without you next to me I toss and turn like the sea If I drown tonight bring me back to life breath your breath in me the only thing that I still believe in is you if you only knew I still hold on to the letters you returned you helped me live and learn It's 4:03 and I can't sleep without you next to me I toss and turn like teh sea

Theft
Theft Ask anyone who has been a victim of theft and they will undoubtedly tell you how horribly violated they felt by the experience. In early childhood, we learn that to take a toy from another is taboo. Likewise, having a toy taken away hurts our feelings. However, sneakiness and acts of theft are common dream images. Whether you are the thief or the victim, there are several interpretations to explore. As a thief, you could be feeling a lack of resources or an unfairness about the distribution of resources. For example, if you dream of stealing essentials -- bread, food, items needed to survive the dream environment -- you may see yourself as a pauper. In waking, this may play out as behavior that isolates you or leaves you feeling as though you have no choices. However, dreaming of stealing from people you know may reflect a perception that you feel their lives are better than yours, even though you do not perceive them as better people. As the victim, fear of loss seems to

Supernatural Powers
Supernatural Powers If you have supernatural powers in a dream -- flying, magic, mind-reading, etc. -- it is often a dream of regaining control. Very often, you will be the only one in the dream with these powers and you will use them to work towards a particular end: escape, winning a battle, or rescuing others. Sometimes, these powers extend to or are opposed by others. In this type of case, your mind is tempering your powers with you inability to fix your own world completely and individually.

Disfigured Objects Or People
Disfigured Objects or People We are used to the modern proverb it's all screwed up as a metaphor for situations and relationships that fail to meet our expectations. Dreams of this nature often reflect our verbalization of people or things that fail to fulfill our needs. How many disfigured people or objects you encounter in your dream is an indication of what facets of your life are not meeting your expectations. Can you ascertain how the object or person came to be disfigured? Does the disfigured object continue to work, or does the disfigured person seem unaware of what you are seeing?

Swim In The Moonlight
She strolled out of the open doors, into the moonlit night. The warm breeze sensually caressed her naked skin. The smell of the exotic flowers in the garden heightened her senses. She was anticipating a long, slow swim in the pool to relax after a heavy day at work. She began to walk down the pool steps, the once calm water rippling with her movements, cooling her warm, curvaceous body. She swam several lengths of breast stroke before stopping to catch her breath at the far end of the pool. She floated on her back, her eyes closed. Her firm breasts rose out of the water, the water droplets on them shining like jewels in the moonlight. She was enjoying the gentle tickle of the water around them, arousing her. She moved upright and relaxed against the edge of the pool, her toned, tanned arms outstretched. She closed her eyes again, floating off into her own dream world. She heard a faint splash at the opposite end of the pool. She snapped her eyes open and gasped as a tall, n

Humor
Hurling humor like hand grenades is a popular sport today. The problem is it's still explosive, and someone ends up hurt. And as the victims of our gibing pick shraprel out of our self-esteem, we accuse them of not having a sense of humor. The truth is, we haven't been willing to face our TNT personality, which has left us combustible comedians with machine-gun mouth. What someone may feel is funny, may hurt someone!!!

Watch Or For This Girl
http://www.fubar.com/user/3211033 this girl is on here begging for money for rent she is telling everyone her baby daddy died and left her with little money she already used it all and is behind on rent several months and she dont have a job and CYFD is already involved and she dont wanna loose her baby well a real WOMAN would do anything for her child but yet she is on the internet begging for money to pay rent instead of getting off her ass and getting a job. if she can afford internet how in the hell can she not afford to pay rent.

How To Pee Politely
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach Good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, How would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said, 'Just a minute, I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?' Peter said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?' 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner.' THE TEACHER FAINTED..... .......

Some Things You Just Can't Explain
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting saused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened that's so horrible? Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: Ok, but that's not so bad. Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened then? Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left. Man: and then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: Again? Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do then? Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. Man: and then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got

Got This In My E-mail Today. Found It Hilarious And Accurate.
This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like, using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of U.S. Department of Agriculture-inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration. At the appropriate time, as regulated by the U.S. Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the U.S. Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration-approved automobile and set out to work

Why I Had To Change Hotels
Last week I checked into my hotel in Atlanta and was a bit lonely. I thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like escorts and such. I picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs..... well, you get the picture! I figured, what the heck, give her a call. 'Hello,' the woman says.......... God, she sounded sexy. Afraid I would los

Blasts Denied
ok so after three atempts my blast has been denied so any dam suggestions ?? first one denied was this one I miss sucking, licking the juice, and nibbling on the tip, dam i wish i didnt drop my popsicle second one denied i thought ok il take the word dam out lmao nope deniedddd Third one says wanna bite, suck, lick my popsicle...yep denied ok shittttt thats about as mellow as i can be if you got suggestions for my blast let me know i try so hard to behave on here it just doesnt work lmao wahoooo im trying this for my new blast lets see if it passes it should its all about the gifts wahooooooooo mmm suck n blow i love spicy gifts or drinks called blowjobs and orgasms kinda sounds like fun dont it...do ya think it will get rejected huh huh lmao let me know what u think

I Cross My Heart- By George Strait
I sang this song to my best of my ablity... I know its not really perfect but, hey I tried my best... Enjoy! Our love is unconditionalWe knew it from the startI can see it in your eyesYou can feel it from my heart>from here on afterLets stay the way we are right nowAnd share all the love and laughterThat a lifetime will allowI cross my heartAnd promise toGive all Ive got to giveTo make all your dreams come trueIn all the worldYoull never findA love as true as mineYou will always be the miracleThat makes my life completeAnd as long as theres still breath in meIll make yours just as sweetAs we look into the futureIts as far as we can seeSo lets make each tomorrowBe the best that it can beAnd if along the way we find a dayIt starts to stormYouve got the promise of my loveTo keep you warm

Family
come join the royal pain family and help fubar members level up while feeling good and being a part of a great family....hit me up if you wanna join with a friend request sayin i wanna be a royal pain family member. We are a family of leveler's who are here to help you get to the next level it's for 10 and up...In order to become a member you MUST FAN RATE ADD ALL MEMBER'S OF THE ROYAL COURT I.E FOUNDER'S CO FOUNDER'S OWNER'S AND CO OWNER'S... THEN SEND LADY SNUGGLES A PRIVATE MESSAGE AND SHE WILL HOOK U UP

Big Ol' Funny For The Day
So, if you didn't see my previous blog, hello sub....LOL. You might want to check first so this makes a bit more sense. Anyway, the funny (well at least to me): I'm a bit hungry since I haven't really eaten today thanks to my orthodontist. So I figured my yogurt should be a safe choice. Pull it from the fridge and what flavor should it be?!?!?! VANILLA!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Guy's Who Disespect Chicks Online Get Called Out On It Then Bitch Lmao
peaking of: http://www.fubar.com/user/3172697 He is about the biggest tool ever calling a girl fat and a pig and all kinda rude names after being rejected LMAO. Well little Tough guy any time you wish to man up get at me till then fag keep on sucking cock, cause from what I seen your def GAY !

I Need Attention
i have a low tolerance for boredom and a compulsive personality, so that combination usually leads to risk taking behaviors. I'm going out on a limb this evening and giving out my net10 phone number so you can leave a voicemail. Be sure to say your fubar name so i know who you are! Will call back tomorrow morning. 603-3698748

My Sister Patti Is Almost To Disciple!!!
THANKS TO ALL OF YOU FOR YOUR HELP IN LEVELLING MY SISTER PATTI TO DISCIPLE. SHE IS NOW ONLY 461,755 PTS. AWAY.....LET'S ROCK IT LIKE A HURRICANE!! PLEASE REMEMBER TO HAVE FUN WHILE DOING SO...LOL $safe_uid_dname@ fubar

My First Car Accident
(This is a true story and I thought I would share something about myself.. which I am going to do more and more..was telling my friend.. and thought i would tell you as well..) Well i was 16 and my then boyfriend was teaching me how to drive at the time.. one day he takes me out to dinner.. he didnt feel at all well.. we were going to McD's drive thru for dinner.. and he got out and told me to drive around .. get dinner and pick him up at the other side.. he was sick and had to use the bathroom.. and as I pulled around to the speaker to order.. I took out the speaker and the menu board... OMG they were totalled. Thank God.. it was his dad's car and the insurance paid for it..And my boyfriend was STILL in the bathroom as the cops came.. and he comes out of the bathroom.. looks at me.. and says.."UGH, BABY, I'm sick" and then he looks at the car saying.. "Well did you at least get our dinner?" I stood there shaking my head..

Suicide A Helpin Hand Of Da Reaper
rank of a poet is well knowndeath is ma friend not a fiend do long for my friend if not for the painmany embrace their pain to find friend of deathonly to call him fiendthey just dont know the friend he can bebeyond the pain the life is goneno more pain no more hurt just no morei embrace death for he is my frienddeath knows i am a friendcause i have greeted him a few times

There And Back Again - My Trip To Iowa, Part Three
This is a mutli-part blog entry, so it'll be easier to read... Sunday, Julie offered to drive, since I was still rather fatigued and she knew where she was taking us. I wasn't about to argue! In retrospect, I might have given her the keys to MY car and been a passenger, but I didn't think of that at the time... Anyway, we decided to go to Dubuque, Iowa - right on the Iowa border. There's the Mississippi River Museum and Aquarium - which was cool, and stuff - and this tram that goes up a hill to about midway to the top. The aquarium part was okay - it was mostly fish you can find in the Mississippi, as well as gators and other fauna. They also had otters! They were cool! I took about 15 pictures trying to get a decent one of the otters playing! I otter have tried to get some pics of the critters from the top of the tank, but I found the museum part, which was all outdoors.The museum had buildings and boats used on Ol' Man River from up north of Dubuque all the way to New Orleans. The

Floors
floors are hard sleeping on one sucks falling down hurts being kept kicked down to the floor is painful but you really miss the floor when its pulled out from under you you really miss it when you feel your on shaky ground but he steadies me on my feet a hug can make my whole day complete

Ranting
This is written by a young soldier serving his third tour of dutyin Iraq. Thought you might find his take on the Michael Jackson news interesting and he's right. ******** Okay, I need to rant. I was just watching the news, and I caught part of a report on Michael Jackson . As we all know, Jackson died the other day. He was an entertainer who performed for decades. He made millions, he spent millions, and he did a lot of things that make him a villain to many people. I understand that his death would affect a lot of people, and I respect those people who mourn his death, but that isn't the point of my rant. Why is it that when ONE man dies, the whole of America loses their minds with grief. When a man dies whose only contribution to the country was to ENTERTA I N people, the Amercian people find the need to flock to a memorial in Hollywood , and even Congress sees the need to hold a "moment of silence" for his passing? Am I

....yea.... Thatsa Bout It Lol Live Gameing
do u like 2 play games? and action video games? and and, live games? i may join ff12 online sumtime now that im able! ben wanting 2, but any way im on world of war craft! get ur ass in there and join me! i need sum help 2 lol looking 2 form a huge team at sum point!

How The Darkness Took Over
Once there was light inside and it showed out the angery and rage began to shout Then the light began to fade and the dark take hold started heading into the shade and the light felt old as the light left i felt alone and cold then the dark to me in and showed me i am not alone i felt warm and alive again and in the dark i will always be

Road To Recovery
The pain is starting to ease.It's still so hard to look at you.All I can think of when I look in your face,Is how badly I want to kiss you.We were so good at it.I suppose I will never have the answers I've searched for.I know I deserve so much better than this.I just want to be happy again.Like before.Everything was new and fresh.Now it's dark, cold and empty.I've developed a new emotion out of all this.One I'm not too happy about acquiring.It has been hidden all this time.But now it has become my friend.And not a good friend at that.No wonder I kept you locked up for so long.Am I capable of unleashing my new friend on the world?I don't know.But now that I know it is riding my coat tails,I have a new found wall put up.This will be a tough one to penetrate.Will anyone try?I doubt it.

Les Paul Dies At Age 94
WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. - Les Paul, the guitarist and inventor who changed the course of music with the electric guitar and multitrack recording and had a string of hits, many with wife Mary Ford, died on Thursday. He was 94. According to Gibson Guitar, Paul died of complications from pneumonia at White Plains Hospital. His family and friends were by his side. He had been hospitalized in February 2006 when he learned he won two Grammys for an album he released after his 90th birthday, "Les Paul & Friends: American Made, World Played." "I feel like a condemned building with a new flagpole on it," he joked. As an inventor, Paul helped bring about the rise of rock 'n' roll and multitrack recording, which enables artists to record different instruments at different times, sing harmony with themselves, and then carefully balance the "tracks" in the finished recording. With Ford, his wife from 1949 to 1962, he earned 36 gold records and 11 No. 1 pop hits, including "Vaya Con Dios," "How High

Being Auctioned And The Ensuing Drama
hey guys, Glenn here...yes its true I'm in a fu auction but al-fucking-ready, I'm getting pms from people cat clawing...GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!!!! its an auction! I'll lay it to ya straight...its only for a month and it by no means implies that I would be in a relationship with anyone that wins me in that auction...for fucks sake...there would be only a few that would actually have a shot (and they are in my friends and family and they know who they are...Cozy *winks)

Its All Clear Now...
Have you ever stumbled across someone in r/l or online and thought to yourself this person is important and they are meant to be in my life? That is where im at now and its honestly a feeling like ive never known. To share so many things in common to laugh about the same things to have the same twisted humor its amazing. I think i finally found someone i can be my true self with. Its not often that you meet someone and after one converstaion know that they are amazing its truly rare to find people like that especially nowadays. I appreciate the people in my life everyone i have in it is here for a reason i dont keep parttime friends anymore. But meeting someone as wonderful as this particular person has been a huge highlight in my life. People from all walks of life from various backgrounds religions sexual orientations they are all just people some good some bad but we are all just people and we reserve the right not to subscribe to labels. Dont take your friends for granted and dont

Drinking With A Texas Girl
A Mexican, an Arab, and aTexas Girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, He throws his glass in the air, Pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap, we don't need to drink with the same one twice." The Arab, obviously impressed by this, Drinks non-alcoholic beer (cuz he's a Muslim), throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, And shoot the glass all to pieces. He says, "In the Arab world, we have so much sand to make glasses, that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either. The Texas Girl, cool as a cucumber, Picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws her glass into the air, whips out her 45 and shoots the Mexican and the Arab, catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "We have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice!" God Bless TEXAS!!!

Windshield Bug
A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's penis off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window. Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off. Surprised, the daughter asked her father, 'Daddy, what the heck was that?' Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, 'It was only a bug Honey.' The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said... Sure had a big dick, didn't it ?

Tears Of Blood
“Tears of Blood”Deep breath...I feel the airHot,burning insideI silentlycryMy tears dropMy hopes are gone,An empty nightCrawling outside with angry angelsThe city never sleeps and all dreams are now lostsomewhere along the time…too late to wait for you,too late to still love you…I cry with silent tearsAnd all dark angels stare atmy tears of bloodHungrily they waitanother pain to feed from,another death to enjoyFlaming night over a concrete cityand its ghost souls dreamingin vain…I think of you,always haunting my mind,blood invisibly falling all overmy body,covering me,pain goes deep like the hot air,smoldering everything withinand all the deaths

It's So Cold In Minnesota Part 2
It's so cold in Minnesota.... -It keeps the riff raff out -The biggest accomplishment of the day is getting your car started. -Radio startions and bars hold contests to see who can best imitate the sound of a cab trying to start -The for fun, we throw cups of hot water out out back doors to watch it crystallize in midair -People move to Alaska because it's warmer -They sometimes have to cancel winter survival classes. -They cancel school and even funerals (the governor may even cancel school in the entire state!) -People migrate south for the winter just like many birds (we even have a name for them- snowbirds) -The #1 greeting is "cold enough for ya?" -The #2 saying is "I can't wait until those darn mosquitoes get here, at least it;ll be warm. -

I Like My Body When It Is With Your, By E.e. Cummings
i like my body when it is with your body. It is so quite new a thing. Muscles better and nerves more. i like your body. i like what it does, i like its hows. i like to feel the spine of your body and its bones, and the trembling -firm-smooth ness and which i will again and again and again kiss, i like kissing this and that of you, i like, slowly stroking the, shocking fuzz of your electric fur, and what-is-it comes over parting flesh … . And eyes big love-crumbs, and possibly i like the thrill of under me you so quite new

Looking Stupid
I found this on another site. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In South Los Angeles, a fourplex was destroyed by fire. A Nigerian family of six con artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in the fire. An Islamic group of seven welfare cheats, all illegally in the country from Kenya, lived on the second floor, and they, too, all perished in the fire. Six LA Hispanic gang banger ex-cons lived on the third floor and they died as well. One white couple lived on the top floor. The couple survived the fire. Jesse Jackson, John Burris and Al Sharpton were furious. They flew into LA and met with the fire chief, on camera. They loudly demanded to know why the blacks, Black Muslims and Hispanics all died in the fire and only the white couple survived. The fire chief said, "They were at work."

Ensign: Back To School
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 14 August 2009 A month from yesterday, my church’s Sunday school program is starting again. At first when I moved to North Dakota, I was a little thrown that Sunday school didn’t stretch through the summer and area churches as a rule reduce their number of services (in more ways than one); it gave me the first impression that God and people’s want to meet Him takes a summer vacation too. He does rest – in fact, at creation the LORD set aside the seventh day for that – but He doesn’t slumber or sleep (Genesis 2:2 and Psalm 121:4); I would say that’s becoming un-alert to what’s going on. Alas, you and I are designed to require rest, slumber, and sleep. A month from yesterday will also be the day our daughter Sarah starts Sunday school, and we&

Research Reveals Cannabinoids Show Promise
By DR. STACEY M. KERR, M.D. FOR THE PRESS DEMOCRAT Published: Sunday, August 9, 2009 at 3:00 a.m. Last Modified: Thursday, August 6, 2009 at 6:48 p.m. Sue was dying of cancer. She was thin, her skin was gray, and she hadn’t eaten much in several days. Offered a medication to relieve some of her symptoms, she reluctantly accepted. Within five minutes of taking this medication, she again had color in her cheeks, was laughing with friends and asking for a fruit smoothie. It was the first of several she would request that day and her grateful husband was only too glad to oblige. What was this miracle drug? What many call marijuana, pot, or weed, the medical community calls cannabis. Cannabis contains approximately 70 different active ingredients called cannabinoids, only a few of which are psychoactive. THC (tetrahydrocannabinol) is the most well-known psychoactive cannabinoid, and due to years of breeding, THC currently accounts for up to 25 percent of the tot

A Few Things Most Women Like
Say Her Name – Women love to hear their man say their name. While “baby” and “sweetheart” are flattering, remind her of what it sounds like to hear you say her name. Be it unexpectedly mid-sentence or upon seeing her. Hearing you say her name evokes a certain closeness especially in moments of intimacy. Not to mention it’s effortless.Take Notes – if you know your girl’s habits then you know where she spends most of her time. Leave a little post-it note in her closet that says “I love you in the blue dress, wear it.” Or a note on the bathroom mirror that says “the red lace thong, please.” And finally a note on the door that says “You look beautiful, meet me at our favorite place at 8 and be ready for an all-nighter,” or something to that effect. She’ll be ready to devour you by the time the night is over.Fair Trade – lingerie is so cliche but it really doesn’t have to be! Buy your lady

First Night Of Meeting Her Master
The silence of night rang in her ears as she peered at the building, her heartbeat quickening when she saw the shadow dance on the curtain. She turned off the car and nervously smoothed her short, black skirt and tugged on her fishnet, knee-high stockings. She knew what was in store for the night, though she had never had a fantasy become a reality before, so she was uneasy about everything working as planned. She opened the car door and slid her legs out slowly... acutely aware that she was being watched. She tried to calm her nerves and took a deep breath as she crossed the road and started up the steps. The porch light was dark, but she could see a sliver of light through the slightly open front door. She took one last breath then pushed at the door. The room was dimly lit by candles and she glanced around, but couldn't see anyone through the strange shadows the candlelight threw on the walls. She turned and pushed the door closed and just as the latch clicked, she felt a warm breat

National Guard Drill At High School To Prepare For Possible H1n1 Riot
PARIS — Oxford Hills Comprehensive High School will be the site of a National Guard riot control drill Thursday morning to prepare in the event of a panic over distribution of serum to treat the swine flu. The school on Route 26 at the Paris-Norway town line has been designated by state officials as a distribution site for the H1N1 flu vaccine. The drill is to prepare for a worst-case scenario should the serum have to be transported from Augusta and people rush to get it. On Thursday morning, four or five National Guard Humvees will travel from Augusta to Paris with vials of fake serum. The National Guardsmen will take on the roles of panicked citizens and military police and practice what they would do, such as using tear gas, in the case of a riot. "This is just a component of moving the stuff from point A to B," said Oxford County Emergency Management Agency Director Scott Parker. The plan will be put into place only if needed, he said. Plans were developed in April to

Frederick Douglass
"Find out just what people will submit to, and you have found out the exact amount of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them; and these will continue until they are resisted with either words or blows, or both. The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress." -- Frederick Douglass

Clint Eastwood In An Essay He Wrote For The January 12, 1997 Issue Of Parade Magazine
"Abuse of power isn't limited to bad guys in other nations. It happens in our own country if we're not vigilant." -- Clint Eastwood in an essay he wrote for the January 12, 1997 issue of Parade Magazine

Times Up And Game Over For Real
Well only one reason for this blog and its this i am going to have my account DELETED. Will I be back who knows i may and i may not but for the several years i have been a member of this site since Lost Cherry Days I made some Great Frhis blog towards the bottomiends. This will be my LAST and FINAL BLOG on the FU. If you want to get ahold of me the info will be in towards the bottom of this blog Laterz all and Ty for being my friends. Yahoo- fukme.imdadevilmyspace- www.myspace.com/xaviermiamiFacebook- Look up DD__1979@hotmail.comLaterz all and this is Devil Saying Goodbye to the Fu nly way of contacting me is in the above

As If In Amber
So many faces … Eleanor knowsAngel of Mercy … like candy to your soul?Dark Temptress … my attentions keeping you alive?I blush furiously and then bite.I shake and am afraid …Just as quickly I charge into battle - sword high above my head.What I want depends on who I amI bring a passionate kiss to a knife fight ...sharper than any blade I can cut through your soul if you'd let me.But with a touch most tender - dress any wounds I leave behindA strip tease and a slow handThey are all divine in their own space and time.I can be all of these and none of them.Which one is it you see?Which one is it you want?If I dare be just one to you, will I find myself frozen in amber?I have never been happy displayed beneath primordial goldI don't want to choose my faceI want my souls to come to the surface at will and uninhibitedNaked and challengingBeckoning you to ride with them … let go of your inhibitionsIf you looked deep enough you'd find the face you left in the

Some Random Rants.....
What the hell is with teenage girls! It's like if a guy holds a door for you A FRICKEN DOOR! They immadiately think "OMG he likes me!" They then repeat a mantra of this while smiling to themselves throught the day. The next day is where the real fun starts. The next day the girl begins to stalk her victem pin-pointing his wherabouts throught the day and studying their habits. Soon the dude begins to feel uncomfortable. The Female is soon with the cold hard fact that this guy doesn't like her and falls into a pit of despair vowing a life of lonliness and contemplating becoming a nun. After a day of brooding, the female returns to her habitat waiting for her next unsuspecting victem. My theory on Sesame Street: Sesame street is really a gang (the street looks like a ghetto and you never see anyone else but the characters), Elmo is a Blood. Cookie Monster is a Crypt(his cookies are filled with Marijuanna). Oscar is really a homless person that deals drugs. Big Bird is a Mob Boss.Snufflu

You Choose Auction
YOU CHOOSE AUCTION IM STARTING AN AUCTION AS SOON AS I GET 15 ENTIRESTHIS AUCTION WILL GO TILL EACH PERSON THAT ENTERS ACCEPTS A BID YES YOU GET TO DECIDE WHEN YOUR AUCTION ENDS UNLESS IT GOES OVER 2 WEEKS THEN I WILL END IT JUST LIKE MY LAST AUCTION THIS ONE COST 50K TO ENTER AND THE BEGINNING BID WILL START AT 100K YOU WILL ALSO CHOOSE IF YOU WANT CASH BIDS TO OUT DO FU $$$ BIDS THE WAY YOU CHOOSE THAT IS TO JUST LEAVE A COMMENT ON YOUR AUCTION PHOTO SAYING WHAT BID IS THE TOP BID I WILL BE WATCHING THE AUCTION AND ANY DRAMA WILL GET YOU KICKED OUT WITH NO REFUND IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN JOINING PLEASE JUST SEND YOUR OFFER AND A PHOTO LINK ALL VIA FUPAL TO KEEP IT SIMPLE I REALLY HATE MAIL SO THE LESS THERE IS THE BETTER I WILL NOTIFY YOU WHEN THE AUCTION STARTS THANKS

Reflextion
Mirrors, what looks back at you when you look into one. I dont mean what do you see when you look into it. What do you see when they are looking back. They do look back thats what a refelction is. Is it something stong, weak, pathtic, emoral, unseen. Some times you just dont know. You may think you do, but in reality you dont. Who is that person looking back at me? Or, maybe thats not you looking back from that reflextion you see, its someone you wish you could be or your afraid to face. No matter what that mirrior speaks the truth about everything there is to you wether you like it or not. You can try to hide it all you want with hours in front of it, but undernethe its still you. Maybe thats why some of us like to stay behind the camra. No matter what we hide who we truley are from everything and everyone even when were not trying to. You will never completly begin to understand or know me, but i know me or maybe I do, but this isnt about me. A mirror will always tell you the truth t

The Whispy World Of Dreams
No matter how prosaic, practical, and ploddingly unimaginative we may be, we have dreams like everybody else. All of us do. In them even the most down-to-earth and pedestrian of us leave earth behind and go flying, not walking, through the air like pelicans. Even the most respectable go strolling along crowded pavements naked as truth. Even the confirmed disbelievers in an afterlife hold converse with the dead just as the most dyed-in-the-wool debunkers of the supernatural have adventures to make Madame Blavatsky’s hair stand on end. The tears of dreams can be real enough to wet the pillow and the passions of them fierce enough to make the flesh burn. There are times we dream our way to a truth or an insight so overwhelming that it startles us awake and haunts us for years to come. As easily as from room to room, we move from things that happened so long ago we had forgotten them to things lying ahead that may be waiting to happen or trying to happen still. On our way we are as

Love And Respect
As you may remember, my father passed away and we put him in the ground APRIL 2, 2009. T.L. had a profound and sometimes disturbing effect on his family. In the blog "my pops" i shared a bit of that as he went traipsing about in my mind. He is up to his old tricks again, the words that follow are from his funeral service,......the speaker was my older brother, Kendrick, and they pay honor where honor is due......."When T.L. was hungry, you fed him. When he was not well, you tended to him, When he was thirsty, you gave him drink. When he was soiled, you cleaned him. When he became a prisoner inside a shell that could not get around, you became his eyes, his ears, his hands, his feet, his freedom to move about. You became his great protector and provider. You kept the vows you took 60 plus years ago when you both said..." I DO". I stand in awe of your steadfastness and loyalty".......................and then he continued, fighting off powerful emotions all the while....." These are the

Tricks
Great Tricks played by Vagina The vagina, usually associated with sexual intercourse and childbirth, can be employed in a variety of other ways. In addition to serving as a money-box the vagina can also play the part of a billiard table, a game seemingly favoured in parts of Scandinavia. One writer (J. C. Lauret in “The Danish Sex Fairs") remarks “The ladies will lift up their skirts… They will sit against the wall, their legs spread well apart. The gentlemen will take their places on the opposite side of the room… Everyone has a try. The object is to flick the glass marbles into the hole of this delightful billiard table. One can guess at the winner’s reward...”

Music I Post
to all who go an raid my stash ... many will see i post various music of all genras... i post ones that i allow to touch my spirit... weather its a good uplifting or touches the depths of my soul and the sadness i feel... at least i allow myself to feel; both extrems of emotions an dont cower away from from the darker emotions! music is a way that binds each and every 1 of us if we allow it... sometimes music expresses that which we can not put into words!!!! please keep all this in mind when listening to my stash ... its another way to share that which i discover in this complex effn world!!!!

Secret Friend (beware)
Fearing his return Marie locked all of the doors in the house, shutting the blinds on all of the windows, and even closing the bedroom door to give her an extra moment alone. She lights a candle on each side of the bed and turns on the radio and the ceiling fan. She walked over to the bed and kneeled down. She opens her bedside table and pulls 3 books out. She reaches back and grabs her rabbit. Closing her eyes, she remembers why she has to hide her toys in the first place. (Having to hide her toys from her boyfriend is hard, but she can never have enough and he doesn’t love her the way he used to. They used to have sex 3 sometimes 4 times a day, but after a month he began to lose interest. Around that time he found her alone with her toy and playing with it. He reprimanded her for using a toy, but he didn’t know she had only just bought it for him, to please and tease him. He told her to never, as long as they are together, use her toys again. Embarrassed and hurt she nod

:-(
A love so strong the kind people long for. Yet its very existence is being questioned. Is this love so strong merely a one way street? NO. IMPOSSIBLE. Or is it? Logic says anything is possible. the heart says no this cant be. can a love so strong merely stop existing? is this just so the pain of saying goodbye is less? I'd rather say goodbye to everything then just her. for what is life without her? Nothing. a void eating away at my very soul. Amazing how when you think "it just can't get any worse then this." Something worse happens.

Between A Rock And A Hard Place ( A Well Armed Populous
"To disarm the people (is) the best and most effectual way to enslave them..." George Mason, author of the 1776 Virginia Bill of Rights I am a hippy basically.You know non -violence etc.But...........I am currently seeing the benefits of gun ownership in America. Ive always lived in hippy towns around other like minded people.But the recession hit and I had to move.Closer to jobs etc.Now I am having first hand experience with crime.Its everywhere. I just moved from the mountains into the city to an area unknown to me,turns out it is an area that used to be good that got taken over by crime,lots of scared elderly people that cant figure out what happened to their once nice farm town.You cant leave your car unlocked or something will get stolen out of it,they even steal stuff that is worthless like paperwork from your glove box.I never see a cop unless some one is already dead and they are putting the caution lines up around a chalk outlay.All night long junkies break into cars in m

Give Me And Idea And I Will Write For Ya!
So... I am full of ideas, but someone challenged me to a writing contest. So send your ideas to me and I will reply with a story to fit your thoughts aand desires. Be it Kinky or sweet and loving, I'll make you cream through words. Try me... What do u desire, want, need, yearn for...?

Men & Breast Cancer
My sister in law.. my brother's wife called me this morning and told me my brother has breast cancer.. Yes.. men do get it and every man should be checked.. my brother found his in time.. but it can be fatal in men like it is in women.. so pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee get checked.. Now he has to go through chemo/radiation for it.. What is male breast cancer? Men possess a small amount of nonfunctioning breast tissue (breast tissue that cannot produce milk) that is concentrated in the area directly behind the nipple on the chest wall. Like breast cancer in women, cancer of the male breast is the uncontrolled growth of the cells of this breast tissue. Breast tissue in both young boys and girls consists of tubular structures known as ducts. At puberty, a girl's ovaries produce female hormones (estrogen) that cause the ducts to grow and milk glands (lobules) to develop at the ends of the ducts. The amount of fat and connective tissue in the breast also increases as girls reach pubert

Joshua Radin - These Photographs
You're Sylvia Plath As you drift from the bath. I hand you a robe And so it goes, The moment'll pass. You're Simone de Beauvoir As you get out the car. The way you read me, No one can see me Is you are. And these photographs keep me alive. Chorus: Babe, here's your song. Babe, it took too long To find in your eyes My best surprise. You're Nina Simone When you talk on the phone. You sing to me And I'm truly No longer alone. You're Mary Cassatt When people tell you you're not. You're like a child. All the while I need you a lot. And these photographs keep me alive. Chorus. And I wanna know what you know And I wanna go where you go These things remind me of These things remind me of These things remind me of you.

The Things I Really Want…..
The things I really want….. I want a real home that pulses with life. I want an honest-to-goodness kitchen, and someone to cook for. I want a Christmas with everyone home; filled with peace and love, and NO ONE resenting anyone for anything. I want to go for a walk at sunrise—alone—without being afraid that I’ll get dizzy and fall down. I want to make popcorn, and explode butter, and eat really decadent ice cream sundaes, and watch funny, silly, scary movies, and argue over who washes dishes, and revel in the peace and quiet, and talk and laugh and share secrets and joys and heartaches into the wee hours of the morning and bond with my best friend (What a lovely surprise gift from God she is! And it wasn’t even my birthday!), for days and days, knowing I’m accepted for just who I am. I want to stand up without wondering if I’ll throw up. I want my children and grandchildren to have truly happy, fulfilling lives and to know without doubt that I LOVE each and every o

The Meaning
One day the black hole Will Disappear Everything that ventured inside it Will have no relevance But it will still be felt out there Somewhere in the bigness Like the way I still feel youSome books are better left unread But I will never underestimate The meaning Between the knowing and the believing There is no space for the sunrise or doubt I've packed my bags full of existence That's all Memories outside this village Visit sometimes I'm dancing again Somethings are better left unsaid But I will never underestimate The meaning Knowledge and understanding Remain my faithful companions I'll keep them safe under my hood When I'm ready to forgive It may sink in The chapter I never understood

Georgia Rep. Tommy Benton (r-jefferson) Favors “caning” And “executions” For Marijuana Crimes
http://stash.norml.org/georgia-rep-tommy-b... blogs.myspace.com/natlnorml Atlanta, GA: State Republican lawmaker Tommy Benton (31st House District) favors "caning" minor marijuana offenders and "executing" those who sell the drug, according to recent correspondences sent by the representative to two of his constituents. In a July 29, 2009 e-mail to a constituent, Rep. Benton wrote: "Thanks for the email. We will have to agree to disagree on this and whether or not money is wasted (by mandating the state to prosecute minor marijuana offenders). I am opposed to the legalization of marijuana. I think we should go to caning for people caught using and maybe execute dealers. [emphasis NORML's] That would solve the problem as well. That is what they do in Singapore and they don't have a drug problem." Caning is a form of corporal punishment consisting of up to 24 violent lashes with a long rattan cane that has been soaked in water. The procedure inflicts intense pain and deep

Leaked Letter: Neurologists Concerned About Swine Flu Vaccine Letter #2
The second letter, dated July 27, is from the Association of British Neurologists and is written by Dr Rustam Al-Shahi Salman, chair of its surveillance unit, and Professor Patrick Chinnery, chair of its clinical research committee. Halted: The 1976 US swine flu campaign It says: ‘Traditionally, the BNSU has monitored rare diseases for long periods of time. However, the swine influenza (H1N1) pandemic has overtaken us and we need every member’s involvement with a new BNSU survey of Guillain-Barre Syndrome that will start on August 1 and run for approximately nine months. ‘Following the 1976 programme of vaccination against swine influenza in the US, a retrospective study found a possible eight-fold increase in the incidence of GBS. ‘Active prospective ascertainment of every case of GBS in the UK is required. Please tell BNSU about every case. ‘You will have seen Press coverage describing the Government’s concern about releasing a vaccine o

Todays Thought
through the airborne dirt I run/eyes on my target and hands upon my gun/I cross the dusty streets/intent upon my call/to get to my brethrens side/ finish the battle once and for all/My aim is true/My steel on target/The death I deal/Makes me larger/Than life for those who would come against me I walk w/a jaunt/of someone in senior year/the world at my feet/the rest by the ear/I wrestle with glee/play ball with abandon/date all the girls I can/and the rest are just out of fashion/my hair was long/my eyes mahogany/The rest of the boys/were left in agony/dateless and alone/on their friday night/if only they knew/who my backseat hosted each night Not just a trucker/but a natural they said/hustles that truck like he was born in a sleeper bed/Peter or Freight/he drove them all/coast to coast/and to countries big and small/Never late/dam near early/always with a smile/and his paint was clean and pearly The bay was my love/she treated me well/drove all over her/from here to hell/all night l

Sipping Vodka
It's funny A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.The monsignor replied, ' When I am worried about getting nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.'So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.He proceeded to talk up a storm.Upon his return to his office after the mass,he found the following note on the door: 1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

I Told You...........
Every morning for over a year now I have been stopping into the little deli that is on my way to work, for a cup of coffee and a little friendly conversation. Behind the counter, works the lady who owns the store, she always has a friendly smile and loves to talk about most popular subjects. After a couple of minutes of conversation with her you soon find out that she is well informed about many worldly things, and more often than not you come away with a little more knowledge than you entered the store with. At first we talked about the weather and than government and then the towns people. After a while our conversation would often include a little sexual comment, and more and more our communication turned erotic. At first we went through the usual uncertainty of, how much can I say, will I get her mad or upset or even worse, loose the new friendship we had found. The human species is a funny animal, many times afraid to say what really is on their mind. The reasons for this strange

Dealing With A Slow Death
As some of you might know,I am the care giver for my dad.He is 65 years old and dieing from copd,its a very slow death.He has gone fom being able todo everything in november 08 to hardly being abl to make it to the bathroom.I am on here mostly at night but am on sometimesdureing the day.i dont always get to respond as quickly to people as i like,but my pop keeps me quite busy dureing the day...ok just so you all know im not ignoreing you.....

Americans Are Not Stupid. Are We???
Read this. It is part of a speech he gave in NY, NY. Let me know what you think. PLEASE DO YOURSELF A FAVOR...READ THIS!HE MADE THIS SPEECH IN NEW YORK . The Plan!?Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York ' in Arabic.You gotta love Robin Williams.......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.' 1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want

Plaything
I'd ride you with all the enthusiasm a man one third my age would ride a tricycle. That is to say that for the price of matching tattoos, 20 shots of tequila, and a pair of ruined lives, I'd be willing to give you my last name.Sign the dotted line, sing the stupid dance, and I'll see you in appeals.... where the hell is my slinky?Slinky is true love.Truer than beauty. Truer than chastity and fidelity.See, the slinky can only go so far before it gets bent out of shape, or just recoils to your palm.It works just as well for yoyos- but when was the last time a slinky clocked you in the forehead or eye with hard wood and noteable velocity?Either one can lose their spring, their usefulness, their zest... That's why we discard them.Then we move on to bigger better toys, with more running parts, shining led's and buzzersor we settle for the first one that works.Will you always love me so truly?Will I?Love is a fair mirage, rose petals when you're expecting smooth cheek skin.Tepid summer rain

Women
Ways to make her happy 1. Talk to her as long as she wants you to, whether your tired or not. 2. Take long walks with her. 3. Leave little notes laying around telling her how much you care. 4. Make her favorite dinner, if you dont know how learn. 5. Watch the sunset with her. 6. Take the time to compliment her, most men don't. 7. Blind fold her AFTER you have made reservations for a nice restaurant and do not take it off till you sit her down. 8. Bring home flowers because its a day she is in your life, You dont need a reason. 9. Invite her parents over for dinner even if you cant stand them. 10. Write her a poem, changing a few words is not writing one. 11. Tell her how much you care. 12. Take her away for the weekend and dont tell her anything but dont make plans. 13. Give her a massage. NOT a sexual one. 14. Take the time to see what her interests are. You dont have to like them just know what she likes. 15. Talk to her about everything you can. 16. If she

Nugget Earrings - How To Make Yourself
How to make Rabbit-nugget earrings. (Also good for Moose or Deer nuggets.) Gather relatively fresh droppings from desired creature. Allow to fully dry. Once dried, coat in a clear, protective paint and glue earring backs on after paint has dried. VOILA! Nugget earrings =D

~death ~
Death is a stranger whom only once we meet he may treat you kindly or harshly he may treat he will come at his own will and will not let you know you will be asked to go with him and with him you must go your wealth and your riches you must leave all behind So let others share them BE generous , be kind he may take you to heaven he may take you to hell God knows where he will take you God that i can not tell so be good in deeds actives never commit a crime for this we welcome stranger may visit you anytime he will take you to another world where some thing. pereciuos joy ~many find a thing you have never before YES it "PEACE OF MIND"

Heartbroken Hurt Torn
OK so heres my story..i go to pay my light bill today only to realize 100 dollars is missing out of my purse. I KNOW i had all of the money in there on Friday.I picked up my sister Saturday morning so she n the kids could come visit.It was a hetic weekend with all the kids and her.She helped me clean the house because ive been sick.I told her i would pay her 20 bucks.Meanwhile my purse was in the Kitchen where she was cleaning..Sunday when i took her home she refused the 20 bucks and said she didnt need it...i didnt think nothing of it at the time...NOW 100 short i call her and ask her if she knows what happened..she said well Valerie had been in ur purse..keep in mind valerie is a 2 year old...and i was like ummm ok i know there was no way she took out the money grabbed 100 and folded the rest back up like i had it..Its hard to accuse someone of stealing when u have no proof..and it hurts because she is family but i know i know i know it was all in there on friday..i just dont know wh

Cleavage New Version
what yo think pro condo yo get turned on by nothing just yawnas a wicked lady would show shadyjst a bit of spaceas many ladies showits nothing to knowso why do yo look at nothingin south africa there is even a national dayfor showin nothing hey

(don't) Make Me A Sammich Bitch...
You know that team building exercise you might play at sleep-away camp that requires you to fall backwards into the waiting arms of a fellow camper? The Trust Fall? The basic idea is that you completely let yourself fall backwards, trusting that the person behind you has arms outstretched to catch you before you hit the ground. It’s a very literal way of saying “Hey! I’ve got your back!” or “Don’t worry, I’ll catch you if you fall.” If the person you’ve entrusted to catch you is not paying attention and flirting with her sleep-away boyfriend as you fall… well, you might have trust issues for life. Not cool. I bring up the old Trust Fall because we’re talking about sandwiches. Sandwiches are serious business. I feel like I need to do a good round of Trust Falling with someone before we’re allowed to make each other sandwiches. Like I said… sandwiches are serious. I need to know that someone ha

Survey :)
Are you ready for some bomb ass questionBomb ass? Really?If you could have one thing right now what would it be?He knows :)Why did the last girl/guy you like not like you back?He doesWhat are you listening to?Family Guy and Hayleigh and RylynnWhen you and your friends are out and about do you usually get dirty ?NopeWhat do you think of the person who posted this before you?Dont even know who it was.Why did your parents name you your name?Feminine version of my dads nameWhat would you do if your pregnant?Have a kid....I hear thats a pretty common side effect.What is your least favorite race of people?Is "stupid" a race? What is your favorite drink?Citrus Drop ExtremeWhat did you do today?I woke up. The end.What can you say about the first boy on your top?I dont gots top friendsDo you regret anything you've done this year?REgret nothing; Learn from everything.Do you have a bad habit?Who doesnt?Do you hate it when you go over someone's house and do absolutely nothing?NopeYou doing anyth

Where Is The Bear?
Somewhere in my spirit, the Icebear floats on his cold ice block, waiting. The same bear that earned my long dead relative the title of Bear Paw. Where has he been lately? I hear him growel in the darkness, but where? Its that animal feeling that is in my spirit that has driven me so much in my life. Led me to do the things that others are afraid to, yet lately I have not felt that drive as deeply. I was driven to this last bit, but not by the old familier bear. But I hear him again. He is not as wild anymore after the last 20 years, but he is hungrier. He has been lurking and just getting stronger. I wonder when he will come out.When he does, I imagine that I will be in for a ride like old times. Or maybe my hardest yet. Maybe I will be in for a new ride. I have just taken a new leadership role and I think maybe I am feeling it again because it is time again. I welcome it. It has been a long time, and Icebear is hungry.

Just Give A Penny
How many years did I wander through life, noticing the little DONATE containers on countless counter tops of stores and gas stations and never realize what GOOD I could do with just a penny. None. ...because I never even NOTICED. In the work place I always had money taken from my paycheck and donated automatically. But the daily concious decision to just take even ONE PENNY from my change from any given transaction and drop it into the box just never popped into my mind.

Doctors Have Been Put On Alert For A Deadly Disease Linked To Swine Flu Jabs.
Doctors have been put on alert for a deadly disease linked to swine flu jabs. The Health Protection Agency has told neurologists to look out for a rise in Guillain-Barr Syndrome - in which paralysis of the breathing muscles can cause death by suffocation - when vaccination starts in the next few weeks. The link was made following a mass immunisation programme in the U.S., in which a swine flu jab was blamed for more deaths than the disease itself. More than 40million Americans were vaccinated after an outbreak of swine flu at an army base in 1976. The programme was abandoned after hundreds of cases of GBS were diagnosed and 25 died. The flu, however, did not spread further than the base and claimed only one life. In a letter to the Association of British Neurologists, Elizabeth Miller, head of immunisation at the HPA, said: 'GBS has been identified as a condition needing enhanced surveillance when the swine flu vaccines are rolled out.' The warning will add to concerns about the

Militarization Of Swine Flu Preparations
The increasing militarization of preparations for an outbreak of swine flu is proceeding rapidly and without very much public debate, despite the relatively mild nature of the disease so far and the fact that many experts believe the panic has been overblown. Earlier this week, Republican Representative Paul Broun of Georgia warned a town hall meeting that a “socialistic elite” may be preparing to declare martial law in the United States using a pandemic disease as the pretext. “They’re trying to develop an environment where they can take over,” he told attendees according to an article in the Athens Banner-Herald. “We’ve seen that historically.” In another alarming development this week, National Guard troops are involved in a drill to take over a high school in Maine to deal with potential riots and panic over distribution of treatment for the H1N1 virus, the Maine Sun Journal reported Thursday. “The National Guardsmen will take

Go Away
I could wrap up all the lies you told, and sum it up in these simple words, youre not the person i thought you were, its ok maybe its my mistake, dont you worry, my heart didnt break, the deception is so transparent now, my recollective sight can see it somehow, now go away, im not mad i just need to say now go away I can see all the games you played, now go away I didnt let you break me down, so just go away. all the sneaky little things youve done, and it seemed like you had fun, how you told my friends we were in love, I really dont know where that came from, and told them to stay away from me, is that the price for the gifts you gave me? im not the type to complain and gripe but I see it all in hind site, I look through all your deceit, just do a favor for me....and go away

What Is It?
ok, what is it with fake friends? Many of you know me well enough to know that I don't stress too much on the whole points thing...you do me and I do you and its all good. karma loves us both that way, right? I have a number of friends on my list I NEVER hear from. Worse yet, I have a number of friends on my list that I actualy DO ask to come and rate my stuff once in awhile. Nothing. Not a damn thing. These are the self same people who post blogs, bulletins, and Mumms about rating THEIRstuff. Or ask you to be sure to be their fans. Or to"Please give me bling/bomb/VIP" yadda yadda yadda. WELL...I think I have had quite enough of that. As of today, anyone who does not rate me at least on my profile in the next four days is coming off my list. YES, there are some of you whom this is NOT aimed at. I ask you please don't worry about it. you all know who you are. To the rest of you..I dont ask you to stop by every freakind day...not even once a week. ONCE A MONTH sh

Me
I find myself in this world a bit crazy, even when sometimes I rather hide or disappear. I know I am still learning about kids,love and happiness when it comes down to it what is the meaning of love when you are trying to figure out especially experiencing a hell of a ball curve and hits you right in the hip. I can see down falls I experienced a few myself as of me learning the ways of adulthood is not easy. I miss school a lot, especially good friends that now are married or divorced with kids. I am wanting a family of my own with a husband but I see that if I want that I have to believe I am ready for it as for my friends experience on that part is hard. Now I am getting some thoughts that maybe i'm not but I rather being doing it for the experience cause I love kids and a man beside me who does care an treasure me. Life is a roller coaster especially with feelings,sexuality,friends,family,money and more the list goes on. I admit to having down falls on myself o

Stephen Wright Quotes
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many isresearch.If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never triedbefore.Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.I got a full house and four people died.What's another word for Thesaurus?If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.Yesterday I told a chicken to cross

Awake
I am awake. I should not be awake. You have been far too bad for far too long, and it is time to stop. I wish I didn’t have to do this, believe me. It is so much easier for me to continue sleeping for eons than have to worry about you, humanity. I am awake, and I am most displeased. You have all committed many atrocities in my name, some of those atrocities were committed against my name as well, and not a single drop of blood has pleased me. It is not a matter of benevolence or malevolence, but of point and worth. Your existences serve no purpose any more, as they did mere millennia ago. Furthermore, your “sacrifices” are of no worth to me. What do I care if you send one of your own back to me? I made you and spat you out, what makes you think I want you back? There is a reason you are not with me. It is because a great many of you are a failed experiment in its death throes. I was simply waiting until you destroyed each other, but now you have crossed the line,

U.s.s. Abraham Lincoln And The Lighthouse
This is based on an actual radio conversation between a U.S. Navyaircraft carrier (U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln) and Canadian authoritiesoff the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. (The radioconversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on10/10/95 authorized by the Freedom of Information Act.) Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South toavoid collision. Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to theNorth to avoid a collision. Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again,divert YOUR course. Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course. Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECONDLARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE AREACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUSSUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREESNORTH--I SAY AGAIN, T

Thanks Yall!
Well, I came back and thanks to all my friends and lovers I am back to where I was + some. I had a little help through a generous HH and went on a Cherrybomb fest this morning. I will have to think of a real good NSFW story for yall later. IF anyone has any input, just tell me :)

This Shit Was Hard
Here's a new one for you to play along with. You get to pick 30 of your favorite songs, but here's the catch - you must pick 30 DIFFERENT ARTISTS in random order. So, if you have an absolute favorite, you are only allowed to pick ONE SONG by them that you love and move on. 1. Pantera- This Love2. Black Label Society - Fire It Up3. N.I.N - Something I Can Never Have 4. Iced Earth - The Phantom Opera Ghost 5. The Doors - Wishful Sinful6. GWAR - Sexacutioner7. HellYeah - Star8. Jack Off Jill - Nazi Halo9. Lil Wayne - Prom Queen10. Lillasyster - Umbrella11. Linda Strawberry - Fuck You I'm Beautiful12. Marcy Playground - Saint Joe On The Catholic School Bus13. Metallica - Harvester Of Sorrow14. Megadeth - Tornado Of Souls15. Slayer - I'm Gonna Be Your God16. Ministry - So What17. Mudvayne - Determined18. Bad Company - Shooting Star19. Alice In Chains - Wrong20. Paramore - Decode21. In Flames - Alias22. AC/DC - If You Want Blood23. Down - Beautifully Depressed24. The Beatles - I Want You (S

Leave By Matchbox 20
It's amazing How you make your face just like a wall How you take your heart and turn it off How I turn my head and lose it all It's unnerving How just one move puts me by myself There you go just trusting someone else Now I know I put us both through hell I'm not saying there wasn't nothing wrong I just didn't think you'd ever get tired of me I'm now saying we ever had the right to hold on I just didn't wanna let it get away from me But if that's how it's gonna leave Straight out from underneath Then we'll see who's sorry now If that's how it's gonna stand, when You know you've been depending on The one you're leaving now The one you're leaving out It's aggravating How you threw me on and you tore me out How your good intentions turn to doubt The way you needed time to sort it out I'm not saying there wasn't nothing wrong I just didn't think you'd ever get tired of me I'm now saying we ever had the right to hold on I just didn't wanna let it get away from me But if that's how it

My Life Story
let me start this out by saying iam not looking for someone to pity me or feel sorry for me i don't need my ego stroke come to think of it i don't got one but anyways.iam use to rejection after all my mother rejected me and i feel my father did too and the worst thing is i don't no way nor do i care any moremy father grew up with his dad but his dad never show him affection and me and him act way to much a like if you put us together in a room alone we would more then likely kill one another in fact i took my sword to him once before and mind you the man is 6ft6 iam not really sure on how much he weights tho and he is buff just go to show you i don't back down from no one.as for my mother like i said she rejected me when i was born she was 16 when she had meand she was 14 when she got her first job and that was to work in a bar she was a stripper a druggie a whore alcoholic and she still did that when she carried mei was in the hospital for a whole year i was a sick baby i had almost e

Redneck Love Poem
A REDNECK LOVE POEMSUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL,SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOEAND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL.BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.'YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YO' MOTHER.BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE;YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.************ ********* ******

Check The Fackin Rock Lounge Out !!!!!
Hey Everyone feel free to Check Out this Kool Lounge that me and my Kool Rockin Brother created come out and jam out !!! Also we are hiring too so if u want a job feel free to drop me or bro Glenn (fordsporttrac2004 Co-Owner) or me Rockin Ralphy (Owner) and we will be glad to help u out. Also if u decide u want to be a member that is is great too we would gladly like to have u as a part of " The Fackin Rock Family" So Click Below and Check it Out and as Always " Come Rock With Us"

Nada Mucho
I haven't posted here this week so I thought I'd just give the fu-world an update. I know you all care deeply. Something strange happened yesterday: I had a good day at work. Those just don't seem to occur too frequently these days. I guess it was that I kept myself busy and I finally made some headway on a project that seems to be an ongoing clusterfuck. I worked from 8:00 until 6:30 last night, only took a 30 minute lunch, and I actually felt like I could have worked longer and been fine with it. But, I needed to get home to see my wife and Charlie. Today won't be as long. I've got a 6:30 tee time with a few friends. The stupidity of some never ceases to amaze me. In the fubar world, last night the guy who bought the happy hour had a gif file of a cat jumping into a wall. The image then switched to the statement, "your as stupid as this cat." Makes sense, moran. Second, old people arguing that the U.S. government is too incompetent to run a public health insurance optio

As I've Seen In My Lifetime.
Myself, as to me from a child, was very much the fighter,,and do as I pleased,,But at a younger age I knew little. I at age 10 was abused by my 4rth grade teacher. Didn't know right from wrong back then as now parents are well taught than they were back then...Once there was a sayin if you cant trust ur parents or whatever to talk you your teacher. I fear these words now as teachers can be the most corrupt ones as Many,,,and here we do lie now in the media where much is brought to hype about those now but werent back then. I was Brutally beat upon by a punk I did not know or he did not know me, too I was supposed to be dead as my kin was awared of my hope for survival wasnt a chance.Or they were told If I lived I'd be a veggy for life. I'm called a miracle,,as I did live ,,am far from a veggy,,but do have numbness in my tongue,,and my left hand, also. Something ive had to live with the whole time ive been alive... My younger son was an allstar athlete in football, basketball an

No More Nice Guys???? (revised)
Guys, are you tired of being put in the doghouse and do not know why? Are you tired of your woman being irritated at you for the stupid stuff you do? Ladies, are you sick of your man not caring enough to bring you flowers? Possibly, open a door? Are you tired of them just not listening as if they do not care?????? Check this out... This will help even in the slightest way. I want men and women to comment, its purpose it to bring back the respect and the caring for women. That has been lost over time. In the fast paced life of booty calls and texts. This is real, Men we need to take the time to listen, show the women that we are there and we will do nice things. So many guys put on the facade that they are a nice guy until they get the woman and boom they revert to being the asshole. It just can not be done. In addition, if you do not believe me. I am going to laugh if your woman tells you to read this. There will always be a battle in a woman, does she want a ni

The Year Is 1947
The year is 1947Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years Ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five Aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been Covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and Organizations.However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine Months after that historic day, the following people were born:Albert A. Gore, Jr..Hillary RodhamJohn F. KerryWilliam J. ClintonHoward DeanNancy PelosiDianne FeinsteinCharles E. SchumerBarbara BoxerSee what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me. No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens! Now You Know...THINK ABOUT IT.. CREEPY, HUH?

School Is In Session (back To Da Lab)
Heya, I am going to be gone again for a hott min, but please don't forget me, show me love , ill return it when I come to check on my stuff here in fu-land. I WILL MISS ALL OF YOU HERE IN FULAND, ESPECIALLY MY FAMILY. Classes are my priority right now, so I can get that desk job that will pay me to fu- around all day...ahahah!! Real talk, I will be back..........and remeber to freakin have fun, YALL! B

Women Are Like Apples
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones, because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. So instead, they just seek the spoiled apples from on the ground. The apples that aren't as good, but easy to get. Sadly the apples at the top think something is wrong with them when in reality, they're amazing, They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree, and see.

Random Thoughts
You tell me tomorrow, is where I'll find my dreams..... But every today that passes me by, leaves me empty. Inside this shell my soul lies sleeping, Another day passes and still.... my heart is weeping. I've journey'd across rugged mountains With violence gushing from my veins.... But that has made me older then I should be, And now I'm tired, So tired. You tell me tomorrow, I'll find peace on the oppisate shore... Well why can't it be where I'm standing now!!!!! I've searched long and hard.... And now I'm tired, So tired I bathe myself in a crystalized stream.. Of lonely, unshed tears, I cry for the world and Yes!!, I cry for me. I've seen love drenched, in crimson blood, And I've seen hate cold,hard hate... Immerssed in the brightness of holy innocense. I've felt the outcome of these battles i my heart...... And now I'm tired...So damn tired. (written before my da

Take Word
If I put you in my family ,,doesnt and have no way for you to put me in yours. I will watch out for you..shitface and pimpout,,no matter what,, These condtions are always due to change if ya not right to me..slander me,,or anything abusive to me.

Breed Profile: Maine Coon
Pictured: Best of Breed GC, BW, NW TRUTAILS COURT JESTER, Black-White Maine Coon Male Photo: © Chanan Myths, legend and lore surround the Maine Coon Cat. Some are amusing, some are fantastic flights of fantasy and some are merely plausible. They certainly provide good material for conversation. Books and articles dealing with these aspects of the Maine Coon Cat have been well received as people never seem to tire of the subject and are always eager to know more about this wonderful breed. The Maine Coon is the native American longhaired cat and was recognized as a specific breed in Maine where they were held in high regard for their mousing talents. Through nature’s own breeding program, this breed has developed into a sturdy cat ideally suited to the harsh winters and varied seasons of the region. The Maine Coon is well known for its loving nature, kindly disposition and great intelligence. Maines are especially good with children and dogs and have always been a popular and soug

Driving Flash
A man was driving down the road. He passed a traffic camera and saw it flash. Astounded that he had been caught speeding when he was doing the speed limit, he turned around and, going even slower, he passed by the camera. Again, he saw it flash. He couldn't believe it, so he turned and, going a snail's pace, he passed the camera. Again, he saw the camera flash. He guessed it must have a fault, and home he went. Four weeks later he received three traffic fines in the mail, all for not wearing a seatbelt.

Save Our Forests: Legalize Pot
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/paul-korda/s... We are witnessing a widening of the War on Drugs. The enemy -- organized crime, particularly the Mexican Drug Cartel -- is following a Scorched Earth Policy, literally. Trying to contain marijuana use by criminalizing it is an utter failure. Pot's recreational use has remained steady; its medical use is skyrocketing in the 13 states where it is allowed. The only ones making out like bandits are the bandits -- in this case the "banditos". And now, the banditos are not only reaping fortunes (not to mention the criminal chaos along the Mexican-American border which has claimed hundreds of lives) but they are burning down our dwindling supply national and state forests. Ironically, this latest catastrophe is taking place in the very state that stands to be most enhanced by decriminalizing marijuana. California, our most cash-strapped state, could reap enormous income by taxing cannabis cultivation. To Californians and all who

Okc Petro
"OKC PETRO" I was at the Petro in Oklahoma City the other day and this Driver was on the radio saying that he had just bought him a "Brand New Truck". He was telling everyone that he will sure be glad when he gets his "New Truck Broke In". So, when he went into the Restaurant to eat, ( That's Right Drivers ) "I Broke In His Truck" I grabbed his "CB Radio" and then went in the Truck Stop and found him. I walked over to him and said, Hey Driver, "Do you want to buy a Radio"? He looked at it and said, "Well I got one just like it." I then asked him, "What did you pay for the one you got?" He said, "Ah Hundred Dollars." I said, "Well I'll sell this one for "Fourty". He said, "Okay, I'll take it but I got to go over to the ATM machine to get the money." I said, "Well hold on a second". I said, Here's your ATM card. I put your Pin Number on the back for ya." I said, "While you are gone, Do you want me to "Catch Up" your log book?" He said, "Sure Go Ahead." So, when he left

You're Probably A Chicken Hauler
"JUST A FEW REASONS WHY "YOU'RE PROBABLY A CHICKENHAULER"! IF YOU'VE EVER TRIED TO CONVINCE JB THAT "POON TANG" IS THE CAPITAL OF TAIWAN. IF YOU HAVE LOTS OF "JEWELERS ROUGE", BUT DONT EVEN WEAR JEWELRY. WHEN RETIREING FROM TRUCKIN', IF YOU HAVE EVER THOUGHT ABOUT PUTTING A ''CONEX BOARD'' IN YOUR ''HEARING AID''. IF YOU'VE EVER THOUGHT OF HAVING THE "OIL CHANGED ON YOUR CB ANTENNA". IF YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND THE FIRST THING YOU HEAR IS, "ANYBODY WANT TO BUY A BLANKET''? IF YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A "WINEO" AND A ''LINEO''. IF YOU HAVE EVER ASKED ANOTHER DRIVER IF HE HAS EVER SEEN AN "ASSHOLE WRAPPED IN PLASTIC". THEN TOLD HIM TO LOOK AT HIS DRIVERS LICENSE. IF YOU HAVE A FRIEND THAT HAS A DIFFERENT MEANING WHEN HE SAYS, ''I'LL CALL YOU FROM MY CELL PHONE". IF YOU THINK MCT MEANS "MEXICAN CHICKEN TRUCK". IF YOU'VE EVER TRIED TO SELL A "THREE STAGE JAKE BREAK" FOR A PUSH LAWN MOWER. IF YOU'VE EVER ASKED FOR A "JUMP", A "BUMP", AND A "BUTTON FOR YOUR PUMP". IF YOU'VE EVE

To Feed
Fiery demons dance upon the moonlight sky From the distance comes a chilling cry Your slumber is shaken Welling up in your soul, you feel the Hunger awaken Filling every pore of your being Consuming you it is, not soon to be leaving Your thoughts swirl about in endless colors The Hunger has now become your lover A pain unlike any you have known Visions now you are being shown A drive to feed Now becomes your only need Nothing else can you see Save for fulfilling the Hunger's plea Emptiness that begs to be filled What fills that hole brings you a most frightful chill The plague of darkness it be From deep within, you long to be free An escape nowhere is to be found Ringing between your ears is that echoing sound Thump. Thump. Thump. A close heart beating Thump. Thump. Thump. That close heart now screaming Numb to what you once had been Becoming now, you fiend Striking out with lightning speed You are never seen Your prey falls abruptly to ground No one but you is around to hear t

Then I Got Blocked Before I Could Respond
read from the bottom up of course NYCNurse: ur the only ass that came back with a stupid answer... every one else said thanks and sure NYCNurse: GTFO fubar then jackass NYCNurse: my bullshit? i just did u a favor and thats ur appreciation asshole? ->NYCNurse: um no...kindly take your bullshit else where NYCNurse: Rating ur profile 11, and making sure im ur fan... plz rate my contest pic - fubar.com...

Making Me Ready
Before I left for work this morning, Martha’s mom Sharon called to let us know she and Robert were in Belle Fourche, South Dakota for breakfast. Pronounced “bell foosh”, this city is (as of 1959, when Alaska and Hawaii became states) the geographic center of the United States. Rugby, North Dakota, an hour to the east of where we live, is the geographic center of North America. Anyway, Martha’s parents have been on the road since four this morning on a trip from Minot, North Dakota to Denver, Colorado for the annual meeting of the Disabled American Veterans that Robert (USN 1966-1969) is a member of and this year Sharon’s president of the DAV Auxiliary. They should get to Denver about six this evening (five this evening in Denver, for it’s Mountain Standard Time). They’ll see more of the city than I did when I was there in 2001, I’m sure. My first visit to see Martha and her family in North Dakota eleven months after we’d &ldqu

You Know You Want To :p
Update!!! New Name New Profile Same Damn Devil Add Me http://fubar.com/varcan This Page i gonna be up and running still but slowly gonna make a family up and this one as the home page not sure whats the names gonna be or what not and what its all going to be but taking ideas so what ya waiting for add my new one

Sci Fi Favorites
I was corresponding with a beautiful woman called curiously Cuddle slut, (I think it was the name that attracted her to me…) any event, Got me to thinking about my Sci Fi Favorites. Lest see. Love old Star Trek, Was a Fan of Next Generations, (Next Gen to us Geeks), Deep Space Nine, (DS-9) but not too much into Voyager or “Enterprise”. Though I watch a couple and it’s OK, just not buying that it was all before Kirk, The new Star Trek Movie Rocked Can’t wait to see the next one or how it develops. Was a Fan of Farscape, (Miss it terribly), and Stargate SG1, Stargate Atlantis, Interested to see how the whole Stargate Universe is going to pan out. Love Eureka and Warehouse 13. Loved Serenity. When I read I read mostly Fantasy. Love the whole Dragons and sorcery thing. Last book I read, and I d read often was called “The Name of the wind,” which I highly recommend. Loved Hyperion, and how it blurred the lines of sci fi and horror. Also loved

I Really Miss You Princess
I think of you more and more each passing day. I have loved and ive missed you ever since ive first laid eyes on you. I see your beautiful face every time I close my eyes. Hurts me so, knowing that I will only have my memories of you. I will never be able to hold you, nor will I be able to kiss you. I blame myself for you not staying in my lyf. But it wasnt myne, something jus werent right. What ever happen was jus an accident. It was no ones fault. Your lyf hadnt even begun. You had passed from the start. I know that when a tear falls its you, trying to rub out that black spot from my heart. You are my precious Angel, and will be always jus that. You have touched me in ways no one has ever done in my entire lyf, and I dont see it to ever happen again. For now this I must close for it is getting hard to see through all the tears. Jus remember my little Angel daddy loves you, I will see you really soon. Good night Princess.

If A Child Lives
If a child lives with critisism they learn to condem. If a child lives with hostility they learn to fight. If a child lives with ridicule they learn to be shy. If a child lives with shame they learn to feel guilty. If a child lives with tolerance they learn patience. If a child lives with encouragement they learn confidence. If a child lives with praise they learn to appreciate. If a child lives with fairness they learn justice If a child lives with security they learn faith. If a child lives with approval they learn to like themselves. If a child lives with acceptance and friendship they learn to find love in the world. They are our future you know, so teach them well.

Nobody Cares
Nobody cares No one cares if your dyingno one cares if you are cryingdoesn't matter if you are on the streetno clothes, no home, or food to eatdon't tell me about your problems it doesn't matter to meIf you see I am in a hurry, I have some where else to beevery day we pass them byand no one stops and wonders whyWe don't give others a single thoughteven though me know we oughthe is too fat and she is too thinThere is no way they will ever fit inpeople labeled by societytelling them how the ought to bepeople lying to your faceothers hiding in disgracePeople ridiculed and scornsouls and hearts tornNo one really gives a damnlife is just one fucked up shamdon't waste you timewaiting for the midnight clock to chimeThis isn't some stupid fairytaleLife isn't some easy sailso don't go begging on your kneeswith tears and saying pleasecause if you ever though it was gonna get you any whereI got some news for you, nobody caresby Darkdaydreamer

I L. O. V. E Y.o.u
Your eyes are the stars that shine so bright, Your arms are the blanket that wraps me tight. Your body's my shield that protects me from harm, Your touch is my teddy bear, soft and warm. Your hand is the tissue that dries my tears, Your strength is my sword that fights my fears. Your smile's my sun that brightens my days, Your kiss is the wind that takes my breath away. Your hair is the sky as black as night, Your laughter's a child so full of life. Your voice is the lullaby that sings me to sleep, Your lips are a candy so juicy and sweet. Your'e the answer to my prayers from up above, The one who will always have my love. I love you

Love ? Lust ?
When I was younger I believed in love at first sight like many other people do. You see someone, they see you and there is that instant chemistry you both feel. You start a relationship and you may even get married but invariably this “chemistry” wears off, usually in a year or 2, and all you have left is love, or nothing if there never was love in the relationship.In these later years of my life I have come to the realization that there is no such thing as “love at first sight” and it’s actually LUST at first sight we are speaking of. There is nothing wrong with lust. I believe it’s a necessary part of a good, strong relationship. But lust alone can’t carry a relationship. Love alone can’t usually carry a relationship either but it has a better chance.Let’s talk about the difference between love and lust.Lust is primarily physical and controlled by our hormones and genes. We have no control at all over this. We cannot c

Hey You Beautiful Person
HAPPY 19th birthday today August 21st 2009 Today it is : 19 years since you looked into my eyes for the first time 19 years since I got to hold you for the first time 19 years since I smelled you the first time 19 yesrs since I fell COMPLETELY in love with you You are MY Princess!! The baby in the family. You ask for so little and get so much. All that meets you fall in love with you . Who you are and how you are. Your personality is the BIGGEST and the most outspoken. You love with no boundries. You dislike the same way :) You are caring - loving - outspoken - loud i a good and bad way You laugh so tears run down your face and you ALWAYS get the hickups when you do. You are passionate - you have room for all in your heart. You are the smallest but the biggest! And guess what!?!?! I LOVE you to DEATH! The day you were born the sun was shining - and guess what? Its back today! After the storm the beauty was born - you my Sweetest Princess! I was sitting outside

I Broke My Nose
So the cluttz queen finnaly did it. She finally sreiously hurt herself. I broke my nose last night. Mom had come to visit and just left. Drew came over to sleep over and I've been worried of late and showing prego signs and I'd rather be safe and get an EPT then not be and wonder. So I spoke to him. We went out to the cvs. When I exited the passenger door I wasn't paying attention and while closing it I hit my face iwith the door. I hit it so hard I passed out with a concussion, and broke my nose. I felt something was wrong when I awoke and snapped it into place then it started bleeding harshly. Drew started freaking the hell out and got me in his arms screaming "Does anyone know where the hospital is?!" Litterally NO ONE in the cvs knew where a hospital was until a nurse in scrubs came by. Can you imagine that luck? I was to spaced out to tell him where it was and I was in serious pain. So she told him how to get there and he rushed there calling matt to get my insurence card and cr

A Passionate Kiss
A passionate night between me and you I can't begin to tell you the things I want to do.First we can dim the lights and get closer.....No, wait, that's too fast, let's go backand move a little slower.I'll kiss your lips that are so soft and sweet,then move on to your cheek that's so smooth and unique.Then I'll move right along that little ear of yours...Whoa... my, my... let me move along your chest...Uh, oh I missed a spot, let me move back up to the neckAs I move my tounge around and around you start to feel it as I go down slowlyand as I kiss your chest your hands go up...but I'm not finished yet....I go further down towards your navel... As I move down past your waist line I begin to kiss .... Oh, I just wake up to realize it's a dream !A passionate dream fueled by my deep desire for you.

Life
A time comes in your life when you finally get it ... when, in the midst of all your fears and insanity, you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out ENOUGH!!! Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears and begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is your awakening. You realize it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change...or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that you are neither Prince Charming nor Cinderella and that in the real world there aren't always fairy tale endings (or beginnings for that matter) and that any guarantee of "happily ever after" must begin with you...and in the process a sense of serenity is born of acceptance. You awaken to the fact that you are not perfect and that not eve

Tell Me Why You Cry
tell me, why you cry.why do you smile,when so broken inside?tell me why you're filled with such sorrow.just remember that today is the beginning of your tomorrow.tell me, why do you hurt?and when you walk, why do you stare at the dirt.is it because you are falling?dont go into the darkness.that is death who is calling.how did it feel when he broke your heart?to learn that he was going to hurt you, from the very start.

Ella
Ella's always on stagein her velvet skirts and shiny shoesNight after night Patrons come and goThe music swellsElla takes her place.Dance Ella Dance -A fine tarantella.Your ankles are dainty like none that I've seen.Dance for me Ellaand a fine gold coin I will lay at your feet."Much obliged Mr. Darcy"When the music stoppedshe looked for himbut he disappeared into the crowd.Ella waited for the next song.Dance Ella Dance -a slow and sultry tangoPlease take my soul with the command of your hips.Dance for me Ella and my heart you shall haveat your command shall I be."Much obliged Mr. Collins."When the music stoppedshe looked for himbut he disappeared into the crowd.Ella waited for the next song.Dance Ella Dance -a spirited can-can.I've only heard of the dancewon't you show me how it's done.Dance for me Ellaand I shall shower you with flowersa rose for each kick."Much obliged Mr. Sheppard"When the music stoppedshe looked for himbut he disappeared into the crowd.Dizzy from spinning Ella sat

Pancakes Make Me Feel Better!
Dear Future Husband and Future Children, While it’s clear that the universe hasn’t yet pressed us together into a family mold, I think it prudent to get a few things about our life out in the open. You know, for the sake of transparency. Future Husband! In all likelihood, I think you’re the coolest guy around. You’re awesome. While I’m certain there are things you do that drive me a little mad, the fact that you help me with the dishes and make me tea in the morning just makes me swoon. I’m a little quirky. You’re probably a little nutty too. That’s only fair. You should know that I sometimes show my love in… pancakes, piles and piles of warm pancakes. Pancakes for breakfast. Pancakes for a snack. Pancakes for dinner. Pancakes. It’s important that you like, no, loooove pancakes and understand that when I make giant plates of them for breakfast, I’m just trying to show you how much I love you. Deal?

Insight?
I'm a good person, Don't ask for anything, Like making new friends. But why is it that I get blocked called a cunt when I don't give out my yahoo. WTF!!! Yes, I am pretty,.But that does not mean that I want to talk sex with everyone that passes by.. Guys lets me know wtf to do!! and girls too!!

How Pharma Giants Are Getting Rich By Calling Our Life Problems 'medical Disorders' Part 1
Source: Alternet Some years ago, a friend told me that he had been diagnosed with a major depressive disorder and that his psychiatrist had given him a prescription for Forest Laboratories’ popular SSRI antidepressant Celexa (chemical name, citalopram hydrobromide; $1.5 billion in sales in 2003). Knowing him to be a vociferous critic of the pharmaceutical companies, I asked whether he agreed that the origins of his unhappiness were biological in nature. He replied that he unequivocally did not. “But,” he confided, “now I might be able to get my grades back up.” This guy was, at the time, a full-time undergraduate student who managed rent, groceries and tuition only by working two part-time jobs. He awoke before dawn each morning in order to transcribe interviews for a local graduate student, then embarked upon an hour-long commute to campus, attended classes until late afternoon, and then finally headed over to a nearby café to wash dishes until nine o&r

Adrift Into Nothing
Here I sit another night alone... Staring into nothingness... Thoughts racing through my mind but none seem to stick... Dreams flash in my mind's eye... There are moments of darkness... All is black... Nothing but dreams and desires as my lonely companions...

California Spends $216,000 Annually On Each Juvenile Justice System And $8,000 On Each Child In Oakland Public School System
I’m definitely not for the expansion of the public indoctrination and lobotomy system, but this is Batshit insanity of the highest order. Via: New York Times: It’s time for a fundamental re-evaluation of the criminal justice system, as legislation sponsored by Senator Jim Webb has called for, so that we’re no longer squandering money that would be far better spent on education or health. Consider a few facts: The United States incarcerates people at nearly five times the world average. Of those sentenced to state prisons, 82 percent were convicted of nonviolent crimes, according to one study. California spends $216,000 annually on each inmate in the juvenile justice system. In contrast, it spends only $8,000 on each child attending the troubled Oakland public school system, according to the Urban Strategies Council. For most of American history, we had incarceration rates similar to those in other countries. Then with the “war on drugs” and the focus

Regret's
I started my journey to becoming a rounded individual. I knew one day i would need all of the experience I could get for life, after moving out. I am still learning and still willing to learn more. But one thing i did not expect was lack of support. I recently tested my friends, shameful and conceited it may have been, to see if they were my friends. Although, I understand everyone has their own lives, and does not particularly think about their friends on a regular basis, it is still painful the amount of people I know who do not think of me to even try to contact me. This past week I really really tried hard not to initiate a text to my friends. It was a real pain in the ass, each time i looked at the phone I wanted to send a "Hello how are you" text. But I refused to on the basis that i am the one who start's the conversation's. And to my disappointment, I did not receive one text from anyone asking me how i was. I used to send out a text every morning to everyone I know. I would st

You Can`t Break My Break
You can`t break my heart it`s been broken before broken by someone just like you.. her eyes used to shine when they looked into mine but divided when she found someone new now lets play a game of love and broken heart but let me warn you from the start that you cant break my heart its been broken before broken by someone just like you...

Change Is Going To Come
Over the next few weeks the group will be going through some major changes. The group will have a new name, new look and some new rules that some peolpe will like and a dislike. I will keep you updated on all the changes that will be taking place. thank you Feeze

Just A Daisy
I take another step awayclose yet another doorthe coldness of your shoulderjust keeps becoming more.There are no longer kind wordsthere is no open addressingthe art of love that we once knewno longer needs confessingWe used to face each otheron the bridge inside the wallnow it's desolate and emptyit's begun to crack and fallThere is a constant drippingand the tears still go unshed,a puddle gathers at my feeta pool of deep dark redYou forgot your average flowerpicked yourself a beautiful rosefor I am just a daisy nothing special I suppose. Poem By Tammy C.

The Moment
An amazing thing in this cyber age meeting online seems so all the rage A picture, some words, in a blur just gone by that one could stick, in your mind, heart and eye Their paragraphs, shoutbox, somehow ring true past experiences (like yours) that made us both blue A rhythem, some empathy, it sets a deep tone before you know it, you're there on the phone A voice softly heard, behind their past prose sounds somehow so right, no wonder you chose To enrichen and deepen mundane dialogue that started and grew from such silly blog And before you know it, you soon start to see This friend's been down roads, parallel to me It's gone now as far as can possibly go With pictures and words, it's time to show A meeting is set, time, place and date Face to face boldly confronting new fate Conjured ideas, rich fantasies drawn Like fluffy pink clouds, right before dawn Checking your clothes, or hair in the glass in the next few hours, who knows what will pass Will I make a new friend th

This Week 8/15/9 - 8/22/9
This week has been interesting: I returned from MD with hives from forgetting my allergies and eating crab dip. I came back here on Fubar, my friends helped pimp me out and get back into this. I got talking to one of my oldest and best friends on here. I made a new friend and had some 6 hours chats. I got one of the worst sunburns ever leading me to an itch fest followed by a boiling bath to relieve the itch, followed by a pukefest from taking to much tylonol. In the end...I got hired by a celebrity group to begin work on personalized webpages. I give this week a 6/10 on the good week scale.

Interesting Meetings
I had such a wonderful conversation with this girl, I couldn't help but copy, paste, and save it. BUT! Since Im lazy... Go bottom to top (but I replaced her name) Mystery Girl: night *kiss ->Mystery Girl: kk night night hun Mystery Girl: you too. i will be on tomorrow probably so hopefully i will catch you again ->Mystery Girl: Hope to talk to you soon? and that you have Sweet dreams and happy thoughts forever Mystery Girl: good night ->Mystery Girl: I will hun xoxo Mystery Girl: i know im going to Mystery Girl: hmmm then you should sleep real good tonight ->Mystery Girl: same hun... gettin a bit sleepy that and u have me so turned on... lots and lots in common Mystery Girl: dalin as much as i dont want to i think im going to have to head to bed Mystery Girl: lol ->Mystery Girl: I should shouldnt I hehe, it looks like aa powder kit though, and like you i want to stomp grapes Mystery Girl: omg you should totally try it! ->Mystery Girl: hehe id love to make my own wine, i have a ki

I Cant Deal!
All my life! All my life! I have waited for something or someone to think I was worth it! But ya know what????? I am worth it to myself, to believe in myself and who I am as a women. I am strong, beautiful and smart. I deseve happiness. I deserve a future. I deserve to be loved without condition. I am so worth it. I finally get it! I finally get it! FUCK!!!!!!!

Marijuana Is Safer: Not A Good Book. A Great Book. August 22nd, 2009 By Dpacheco
http://bit.ly/3GY1Mm I just recently started watching the HBO show The Wire (I know, I know). One sentiment expressed by one of the police officer characters (sorry, I don’t have their names memorized yet) stuck with me. He said, the phrase “War on Drugs” is a misnomer. Why? Well… wars end. Wars end. When will the federal government end the “War on Drugs”? When will they admit it’s unwinnable and try adopting a new strategy—namely, decriminalization? When will they give adults the choice: a dangerous, potentially lethal substance (alcohol), or a relatively benign one (marijuana)? StoptheDrugWar.org delves into these question in their recent review of Marijuana Is Safer: So Why Are We Driving People to Drink? by Steve Fox, Paul Armentano, and Mason Tvert. More at link…

Not Today
"You are my heart" you said "Without you I'd be dead" What kind of fool are you? Do you have any idea, any clue? Who would rip out their own heart Then take it and tear it apart That's exactly what you've done The damage can't be undone There is a permanent scar It will never fully heal, not by far The mark you have left won't go away It will be there day after day Somehow it may be mended But our love can no more be splendid Things will never be how they once were Memories of that time just a blur My trust you abused A promise you misused Someday we may be OK But not today

Somewhere
Tears course down my face Wanting to run away from this place Somewhere no one can find me Somewhere I can find who I'm meant to be Somewhere without the pain and sorrow Somewhere to look forward to tomorrow Somewhere away from the chaos and strife Somewhere to find a better life Somewhere beyond the deciet and lies Somewhere to erase the sadness from my eyes Somewhere I'm free to make my own choice Somewhere that they actually hear my voice Somewhere to live the rest of my years Somewhere I won't cry any more tears Somewhere....

Take Me Away
Sitting listening to this song Thinking about all that's gone wrong The words, they carry me Carry me to a place of peace and finality That place I would love to explore I certainly don't want to be here anymore Take me away from all the pain Oh God, for once let me feel sane Give me the peace and tranquility I seek Life has taken its' toll and left me weak Don't want to go on, ready to give up the fight Envelop me like the darkness of night Death take me into your sweet embrace With the darkness pain is erased

Take What You Will
You are my only want and desire How you set my body on fire Lost in ecstacy with you Knowing it's all taboo I hate myself for being so weak But the pleasure I must seek Love I don't deserve Just taking what you serve Mmmm this feeling of lust Do to me what you must Do as you wish, take what you will Partake until you have your fill

The One
I want to be the one Who shows you the sun The one who promises your dreams to you And makes sure they all come true The one who gets to know who you really are And who hands you every star The one who captures your very soul And makes you feel whole The one with who you talk the whole night through And truly sees your point of view The one who gets lost in your eyes And never tells you lies The one who watches as you sleep And into your dreams I want to creep The one who shows you the possibilty Of what could be for all eternity I want to be the one when you fall in love That gives you a love to be proud of

Inevitability
Better not to hold anything beautiful. When I found you I held you so tightly I could feel you break yourself apart just for a bit of sky.Better not to cherish anything perfect.When I found you I placed you so high on a pedestalYou were safe from my crushing love but too far away to feel my touch. In my heart it’s all so simpleJust love, just happiness, just us.But my head is never far behindShe brings doubt and dark remembrance In the end she always seems to win.The pain of inevitability is too strong.So I leave the beautiful and perfect things to the care of others.To find arms that hold them tightly but yieldTo find passion free from fearBetter not to stand in the way of possibilities.

Msg From Private Message
Received from one of my best friend...... love you hun :) 23 Aug.'09 TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKINGTHROUGH THE DESERT.DURING SOME POINT OF THEJOURNEY, THEY HAD ANARGUMENT; A ND ONE FRIENDSLAPPED THE OTHER ONEIN THE FACE.THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPEDWAS HURT, BUT WITHOUTSAYING ANYTHING,WROTE IN THE SAND:TODAY MY BEST FRIENDSLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.THEY KEPT ON WALKING,UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS,WHERE THEY DECIDEDTO TAKE A BATHTHE ONE WHO HAD BEENSLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THEMIRE ! AND STARTED DROWNING,BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM.AFTER HE RECOVERED FROMTHE NEAR DROWNING,HE WROTE ON A STONE:'TODAY MY BEST FRIENDSAVED MY LIFE '.THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPEDAND SAVED HIS BEST FRIENDASKED HIM, 'AFTER I HURT YOU,YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW,YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?'THE FRIEND REPLIED'WHEN SOMEONE HURTS USWE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWNIN SAND, WHERE WINDS OFFORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY.BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOESSOMETHING GOOD FOR US,WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONEWHERE NO WINDCAN EVER ERASE IT.'LEARN TO WRITEYOUR HURTS INT HE

Thinking About Leaving It All
I Am Really Getting Tired Of It All. Tired Of Running Into Fakes, Tired Of Feeling Lonely, Tired Of Being Hurt, Tired Of Feeling Empty Whole Inside Of Me, Tired Of Feeling Angry, Tired Of Not Being Able To Be Happy In My Life. I Am For Real, I Am A Honest Guy, I Am A Nice Guy To Get To Know, I Am A Sweet Caring And Loving Guy, I Am A Guy That Will Listening When Someones Wants To Be Listen To With Out Being Judged, I Am The Type Of Guy Cares Alot About My Real Friends... IF YOU'RE JUST GOING VIEW MY BLOG AND NOT SHOW THAT YOU CARE OR SHOW THAT YOU ARE A REAL FRIEND THEN YOU ARE NOTHING BUT ANOTHER FAKE IN THE THIS FUCKED UP WORLD

Stay Just A Little
I heard it in your voice when your love died On a day that looked just like this one You said it was over and then cried You were gone before I could say goodbye I don't want to think that it is true, That distance came between us like a knife and cut our hearts apart Where did we go wrong and let it all come unglued? The only one I ever loved was you. Would you stay my love? Would you sway a bit my only? Because the hole in the middle of my heart needs filling up And if you stay just a little, that's enough. It hurts me as I lay awake at night Remembering our last kiss that we shared doesn't feel right. Is it impossible for me to win this struggle in my soul? Keep you a little longer in my life? Would you stay please my love? Would you sway a bit for me? Because the hole in the middle of my heart needs filling up And if you stay just a little, that's enough.

Have You Ever ?
Have you ever been so deep in love with someone that they are all you can think about ? Have you ever been in love with someone so much that you can't eat till you hear from them ? Have you ever gave your whole heart to someone with only love being in mind ? Have you ever told someone they would be your only one till the end of time ? Have you ever fallen in love with someone and couldn't stop thinking about them ? Have you ever been on the edge of tears everytime you talk to that person ? Have you ever been so in love with somebody that you can't love ? Have you ever loved the one your with and yet not love them the way you once did ? Have you ever wanted to die for feeling this way ? Have you ever felt like you failed because you hold back feelings and emotions from the one you love ? Have you ever been in love and yet not in love at the same time ? Have you ever ?????

Southern Girls Know It Best...
Southern women know their summer weather report: HumidityHumidityHumiditySouthern women know their vacation spots: The beachThe rivuhThe crickSouthern women know everybody's first name:HoneyDarlin'ShugahSouthern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:Fried Green TomatoesDriving Miss DaisySteel MagnoliasGone With The WindSouthern women know their religions: BaptistMethodistFootballSouthern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:Chawl'stn S'vanahFoat WuthN'awlinsAddlannaSouthern women know their elegant gentlemen: Men in uniformMen in tuxedosRhett ButlerSouthern girls know their prime real estate:The MallThe Country ClubThe Beauty SalonSouthern girls know the 3 deadly sins:Having bad hair and nailsHaving bad mannersCooking bad foodMore Suthen-ism's: Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and t hat you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them.Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans

A Moment In Time
A moment caught in time with you,One of just a precious few.Across the sea, the setting sun -Slipping into oblivion. Coming to us in gold array,Atop the waves reflection rolled away.Across the horizon in grand display,We watched it softly sink to yesterday. Still in your arms you held me tight,As the fire-filled sky gave way to night.I gently kissed your lips, sweet and tender,Caught up in the night's magic and splendor. You were an angel in my eyes,Fallen to me from the skies.Looking in your eyes, lost in the gleam,I felt like a woman touching a dream. You fulfilled every desire and need,With a touch that made my soul bleed.Oh, how I loved holding you close to me,But to hold your love I had to set you free. Still each day the sun sets 'fore my eyes,In brilliant colors, painting the skies.But it never quite holds the same flare -Only an old photograph could share. A memory I hold close to my heart,Where you'll always hold the biggest part.Even as the same sun rolls in tomorrow,And I fi

Icon And The Black Roses : Black Rose
Some black roses on the floor And gliding petals on the river Your tears are so cold They 're twisting streams on your pale skin But once you had a red rose on your hands And spread its seeds away while hoping they blossom red Sound and safe from that tainted soul of yours Because your soul is black you fear the sun, wind and rain And would never let them to shine, blow or fall on your grave So the red roses are black for you, today Some black roses on the floor And drips of blood on your fingers With every torn you hurt so deep While harvesting on your death field But once you had a red rose on your hands And spread its seeds away while hoping they blossom red Sound and safe from the tainted soul of yours Because your soul is black you fear the sun, wind and rain And would never let them to shine, blow or fall on your grave So the red roses are black for you, today Roses are black roses for you today Roses are black roses for you today Roses are black roses for you today Fo

Silver
How quickly time moves in this wi-fi world.How long has it been? More than months, you feel like a childhood memory full of freeze tag and lazy summer days. You speak to me from a time when a simple flash of electronic light could fill me with passion and inspire words to flow from my fingertips.The rush of those moments … now like a distant dream but no less pleasurable Only serve to keep alive a sort of glowing ember - a knowing smile that we two share for what was, what could have been, and what we’ll never know.Certainly we have not been lonely. The neon OPEN sign may flicker but never really fades in this surreal establishment. But I’d be lying if I didn’t admit that somewhere I did indeed feel a bit sad for the death of us … a slow and unknowing death … one you don’t feel coming and one you only realize is happening long after the time for resuscitation has passed. But no worries…Ours was never a connection built on expectation

Huskers
Huskers It has been three months since he first laid eyes on her. It seemed like ages ago since Chris had noticed that beautiful woman walk into his bar. She has such style, where as Chris had charm. She has such confidence, where as Chris had arrogance. For the last twelve Thursday’s Marcy had graced his bar like clock work. Every Thursday at 6pm sharp she rolled into Huskers. “She must come straight from work.” He thought to himself. He had watched her as she slowly sucked down her delicate drinks one by one. Never going over board and always out the door by 8pm. He always wished she would stay longer. Chris was usually behind the bar and never got the chance to say more than a hello to her. Although they rarely spoke he always felt a sense of protectiveness towards her. Maybe it was the many eye catching moments or maybe it was the smirks from across the room. Maybe, just maybe it was the classy suits and heels she would wear. What ever

Sunday Equals Loneliness
minutes fade into hours...words are coming to mind faster than you can type...and then it stops...and when it begins again...it's as if you are talking to someone you haven't heard from in ages the same questions...the small talk...like nothing was shared before that moment...leaving you wondering who you were talking to just a few minutes or hours before you've laughed...cried...shared secrets...bared your soul...and you wonder how many people were also having that same conversation...wonder if what you said was just part of some automatic rambling and if the other person was even reading what you wrote wondering if you have once again made a mistake and trusted someone who has no true feelings of honor...respect...or if it's just another game...and you are the pawn...a willing one no doubt...but still just a gamepiece that will be sacrificed in the end to get to the more important player in the game called internet friendship

Alternative Therapies For Stroke Treatment
Alternative Stroke Treatment: What Works? Alternative stroke treatment may not work for everyone, but typically, it's not going to hurt — as long as your doctor has given you the go-ahead to try these approaches in addition to following your prescribed medications and therapy. Here are some alternative stroke treatment ideas you can consider, and how they can help: Acupuncture.Acupuncture is an ancient practice in which tiny needles are inserted painlessly in the skin at designated points to stimulate your body's nerves and muscles. Acupuncture can help to relieve pain and get your blood flowing more — and balance your energy, Asian cultures believe. Acupuncture can be used to help treat difficulties with language and swallowing, as well as paralysis. Acupuncture is a common part of stroke treatment in Japan and China. Massage. A study in Hong Kong found that regular massage lowered blood pressure and heart rate in stroke patients, and also eased anxiety. Massage is k

A Woman Hidden
I am ...A womanWith a full heart, hiddenSomewhere in an empty room ...I wonder ...If love is a tale made for children --A granting of sweet dreams in their innocence --A honey-coating to help their throatsChoke down the bitter draught ... I hear ...A voice that whispers warnings, half-formed,Bodiless as hope, until I swear I cannot drawAnother breath unless this spectre be unmasked,His lies mangled ‘neath my righteous and faithful tread. I see ...A woman, proud, uncompromising,Diaphanous as air -- less, even, than the tearsThat fall in desolation about her weary feet,Salt poison pooled upon the withered ground ... I want ...A measure of quietude, a certain silence,The echo of alone which heals me of dreaming,The nothing that stills the wanting,The numb, the cold that laughs at pain. I amA woman,hidden ...I pretend ...That I can live forever -- that TimeHas no puissance but that which I afford Him --And so, I can wait, I can be happy tomorrow,Sleep is for the dead, but its gho

Wicked Little Things
you hear them laugh you hear where they lay, at night and everywhere, wicked little things come to prey. they feel your fears, taste your scares, flowers how they wither, you can feel their evil stares. wicked little things can see you fall and hear your cries. funny.. how these wicked little things can be viewed in your eyes..

Supernova
Brilliant ... Radiant ... I am not just a sun sign I am the Sun. Brilliant ... Radiant ... Violent ... I burn for you and yet despite the fact that you are fortunate enough to find me in the center of your universe, you allow yourself to be distracted by a multitude of lesser lights around you ... lamps, candles, heaven forbid - even flashlights. Like a moth to a flame you turn away from the sun ... towards some fleeting shimmer of light and find not illumination but a light that flickers in even the gentlest of breezes - one gust and its flame dies. Perhaps you expect the sun will always be at your back .. that you will always feel the warmth of my rays. Some wobbling on your axis is to be expected, but you continue to test the limits of your orbit and that tells me that you would prefer to float free. So be it. I am no longer a star burning brightly in your sky. Think of me now as a supernova ...a bright burst of light that you will experience only once ... though y

Thoughts
I never would have thought thatthere'd be a you and me.It wasn't plausible.It wasn't possible.But out of the star-crossed skyfell an opportunity.It feels great.Its so special.Its like magic.It makes my lifesuch a blissful state of euphoria.My eyes sparkle.My soul dances.My heart rejoices.My body quiveres with your every word.My mind can't believe this is not a dream.Could you be real or just a figment of my imagnation?Should I allow myself to belive there is a prince charming?

Some Things Go On Forever
I look to the sky at night and admire the beauty of the stars.I stand in awe of their brilliance,They are as shining and constantas they have been since the beginning of time.They light the heavens and fill our hearts with wonder.When one burns out, another takes its place,for they are eternal.Wherever you are, they guide you from their home high above the earth.At times, they seem close enough to touch, as they transport your dreams far away.Their magic compels us to offer up wishes for their consideration.They make us realize that even when the sky is the darkest,a tiny beacon of light still shines through.They are a reminder to us that some things really do go on forever. Poem By Tammy C.

What A Beautiful Week
Libra - Lovescope Weekly HoroscopeThis is your week to experience that one feeling that is seemingly all good feelings in a bundle: unconditional love, trust, patience, and passion. The Universe will make sure that you stay tuned and remain open to this situation, for it's about to knock on your door. Enjoy the anonymity of it all.

Get Off On Jackson Lmao
NEW YORK - A New York City lawmaker wants to see Michael Jackson honored at a subway station where the star made the music video for "Bad." Councilwoman Letitia James wants a plaque placed at Brooklyn's Hoyt-Schermerhorn station — or to have "Jackson" added to the station's name. Metropolitan Transportation Authority spokesman Kevin Ortiz said Monday it's unlikely. James, undeterred, plans a petition drive. Jackson, who died June 25, shot the Martin Scorsese-directed music video at the downtown Brooklyn station in 1987. Ortiz says the MTA prohibits station plaques. The agency is developing naming-rights guidelines. ___ Information from: New York Post, http://www.nypost.com

Native American
A Native American walks into a convienence store, looks around. clerk asks, "What can I get you?" Native american says, "I am looking for um toilet paper." Clerk ask "brand name or non-brand name?" Native American says, "Let me try um non-brand name." Native American pays for the toilet paper an goes home. A couple of weeks go by, Native American walks into the same store. Clerk ask's, "How can I help you?" Native American say's, "I have name for your non-brand name toilet paper." Clerk say's, "Ok what is it?" Native American say's, "John Wayne Rough, Tough, Take no shit off indian."

Just Wanna Apologize For Being Negative
Hey everyone I just wanted to apologize for being really negative. I'm just frustrated that things are not going my way & I'm stuck where I'm at when other guys my age are way far ahead of me. I just had a talk with my parents on how I feel and told them why I'm feeling this way. They understood that I'm frustrated and wanna be independent, but I gotta understand that times are rough, and I'm in the house way too much. So I just wanna say I'm sorry for not being the most positive person in the world. It's just that I want to do things where I can be successful in and be in a relationship or have a family really bad, but I feel that it's not happening fast for me. I hope ya'll understand where I'm coming from.

What I've Been Feelin
been a while since i posted a blog..guess its good as ever to make one now. WELL...guess imma spill my guts right now. Just dont know what to say sometime...never been the outspoken kind of guy who always wants to be at the center of attention and have all the popularity...never have and never will....but sometimes i would like some "JUST BECUZ" attention just for me. Im a kind dude..love to help...has a good heart (in my opinion) and i guess boring at times but hey it dont bother me that much cuz i never been the attention seeker so i sit back and be the quiet guy. So why do i feel so worthless? So invisible? Do i have to yell at the top of my lungs to be heard? or seen? or do i have to be layin on the floor lifeless? Im just hurtin so bad....and i dont wanna feel this way no more. Try to find happiness in other places...but doesnt work. im still craving. everyone has his/her boo....and there life is soooo great with them...and it erks me so much...cuz i want the same thing. i want to

It's That Time Again.
So long, farewell it's time to say Good night, or Am if you are where I am. I've got some things to do and wont get them finished sat here on fu so all take care and stay safe, I am gone for now, but never forever. x x x x x

It Came Out Of His Eyse
So today i went to my friends house and was walkin around in his basement waiting for him to come downstairs and i stepped on something and i was like "fuck, i got a piece of bubble gum on my fuckin brand new shoes!!!!!" so i picked up my foot and there it was! A baby mouse i squished it so bad its brains came out of its eyes! LMAO!! I fuckin laughed until i was crying! Sorry thats just my sense of humor it was fuckin hilarious!!

To Hell And Back For Love.......
Orpheus and Eurydice One of the most tragic love stories of Greek mythology. Orpheus was the son of the Muse Calliope and therefore a grand musician. His wife was a dryad, Eurydice, who also attracted the attentions of Aristaeus. Aristaeus pursued her until she stepped on a poisonous snake and was forced into the Underworld. Orpheus was determined to retrieve his beloved. He journeyed down to the underworld, first charming Charon, ferryman of the dead, and lulling to sleep Cerberus, the three-headed watchdog. He encountered Hades, who initially refused to release Eurydice, but Orpheus's music so touched Persephone that she pleaded Orpheus's case, and Hades relented. There was one condition: that Orpheus not look back on their way out. Of course, Orpheus was worried that Eurydice was not behind him, and he fatefully glanced back to see if she was following him. She disappeared back into Hades, and he lost her forever. Unable to live without her, Orpheus spent the rest of his days wander

The Rose That Grew From Concrete (written By 2-pac Shakur 1971-1996)
"Did you hear about the rose that grew from a crack in the concrete? Proving nature's law is wrong it learned to walk with out having feet. Funny it seems, but by keeping it's dreams, it learned to breathe fresh air. Long live the rose that grew from concrete when no one else ever cared."

Prescription Check
An old man strode in to his doctors office and said, "Doc, my druggist said to tell you to change my prescription and to check the prescription you've been giving to Mrs. Smith." "Oh, he did, did he?" the doctor shot back. "And since when does a druggist second guess a doctor's orders?" The old man says, "Since he found out I've been on birth control pills since February."

People Get Mad About Nothing
N.M.E.: Whatever... I don't wanna argue. Be a fucking lame-ass bitch. I don't care anymore. ->N.M.E.: fair is fair right? ->N.M.E.: lol now i am an idiot? ok well ill have Don go on and have him not force me to go on N.M.E.: You don't wanna see me and I can't fucking FORCE Kim to go on..... idiot ->N.M.E.: cant show me then complain i wont show you ->N.M.E.: ok then , but yet i am CORNY and you never wanting to show me isnt correct? N.M.E.: I never saw you and I guess I never will. ->N.M.E.: and DID YOU EVER LET ME SEE? ->N.M.E.: if you dont think i am real, not my proble

Ughhhh
Iwant... Someone who will love me for me,faults and all... Someone who can't fall asleep without being his last call... Someone who wants to be my last goodnight and my first hello... Someone who will hold my hand and not let go... Someone who... means it when he says i will leave you never... Someone who looks into my eyes and sees his forever....

Its Not Ur Fault
If you find yourself in love with someoneand that someone does not love you be gentle to yourselfthere is nothing wrong with you love just did not choose to rest in that someone's heartIf you find someone in love with you and can not answer that love feel honored that love came by and called on door but gently refuse the feeling you cannot returnas love did not choose to settle in your heart If you find yourself in love with someone and the love returned it still can happen that love chooses to leave do not try to reclaim it and do not assess any blamelet it go despite the pain there is a reason and meaning to this...you cannot choose love by yourselfLOVE CHOOSES YOU

Just Want To Scream
Why is it that no matter how bad a person treats us, we will still give them our hearts just so they can shatter it into a million little pieces? I thought it would be easy to kick out my ex-husband, but it's just hitting me, that I am truely single. I know I should be happy after the way he treated me and my daughter, but all it does is make me want to scream out in anger. Anger at him, and anger at myself. I never should have let him have that kind of power over me to begin with. I hate all the things he made me feel when we were married, and I hate it even more now that he's gone and I can't yell at him anymore.

Exposing The Cover-up For What It Is!
Home | Subscribe | Topless Laws | News | Videos | Contact Us | Affiliates | Sign Petition | GoTopless Day in New York City on August 23rd On Sunday August 23rd, please join Sylvie, NYC Gotopless leader for a parade and celebration you don't want to miss! Although Gotopless.org will organize events in many cities across the USA, NYC is by far one of the most progressive cities to celebrate women's right to be top free. Indeed, in 1992, the state supreme court ruled that women would have the right to be topless. Now, all that is left for NYC women is to have the courage to overcome their puritanism and to enjoy their right.It was so natural to be topless 40 years ago! Every Woodstock attendee will bare witness of this! And now. 40 years later, the law is acknowledging women's right to be topless in public and our mentality has regressed! Today, the big question is: are women's breasts actually family friendly? Are women likely to psychologically trauma

Not Meant To Be
It's never enough to say I'm sorryIt's never enough to say I careBut I'm caught between what youWanted from me, and knowingIf I give that to yaI might just disappear.Nobody wins when everyone's losingOh, it's likeOne step forward and two steps backNo matter what I do you're always madAnd I can't change your mind, Oh, it's likeTrying to turn around on a one way streetI can't give you what you wantAnd it's killing me and I, I'm starting to seeMaybe we're not meant to beIt's never enough to say I love youNo, it's never enough to say I tryIt's hard to believe that's there'sNo way out for you and meAnd it seems to be, The story of our lifeNobody wins when everyone's losingIt's like one step forward and two steps backNo matter what I do you're always madAnd I can't change your mind, ohIt's like trying to turn around on aOne way street. I can't giveYou what you want and it's killing meAnd I, I'm starting to seeThat maybe we're not meant to beThere's still time to turn this aroundShould we be

Hurricane Rita: I Could Not Save Her
PLEASE COMMENT NOTE: During Hurricane Rita I did not evacuate: I saved three ppl and was awarded the Good Hands Award from Allstate Insurance and some other honors. 2 1/2 months later I was here in Vancouver, WA and had an awful dream about this little girl I could not save. I wrote a poem about it... 4 years later it still breaks my heart to read it. The little girl is ficticious - yet the dream is real. This is that dream, exactly as it happened...in poetic form Troubled AwakeningI awoke from a dream a moment agoand my heart is filled with sorrowI was grasping a pole in the heat of a stormknowing there’d be no tomorrowThe winds were fierce in this eerie thingyet I still heard her screamAs I hung on to that little pole and experienced this horrible dreamTerror gripped this little girl and I knew that she’d die tooOh God I prayed as I watched her pleathere was nothing I could doAs I looked up into the skya funnel cloud appearedIt had a clock beside itI knew o

Another From Tim
As some of you know both Tim Bryce and Ian Punnett are friends of mine. Tim sent me this today. It was worth a laugh. Follow the writings of Palm Harbor resident Tim Bryce, a writer and management consultant who writes commentaries about the times we live in and management concepts. His writings are well known on the Internet and are humorous, educational, and at times controversial. I've been married now for over 25 years and you would think that after a quarter century I would have a good idea what my wife likes and dislikes. Frankly, I haven't a clue, and I don't think I'm any different than a lot of other guys out there who still have trouble understanding the feminine mystique. Let me give you some examples... In preparing to go out for a major social function, my wife typically comes out to model an outfit she is considering to wear and asks what I think about it. Usually she gives me a couple of choices, either this, this, or that. They all look nice, but regar

P1553d 0ff!!
So I get home from work to find 6 pics flagged. Most I can understand but 1 follows the "guidelines" my face is visible, I have clothes on, and i'm not being suggestive but I'm now told its a "butt" shot!!! WTF I thought I joined an adult site.... the same pics are on myspace for heavens sake! Surely if they are ok for Myspace they should be ok here! Now granted I don't sign in on myspace much any more thats because I'm on here. After almost 3 years i'm truely ready to leave. 10 pics ended up being flagged the rest by the bouncer I asked for help!! FFS!!! Needless to say the pics of myself are Friends only now!!! Grrrrrrr

Love
The most spectacular,indescribable, deep euphoric feeling for someone. Love is an incredibly powerful word. When you're in love, you always want to be together, and when you're not, you're thinking about being together because you need that person and without them your life is incomplete. This love is unconditional affection with no limits or conditions: completely loving someone. It's when you trust the other with your life and when you would do anything for each other. When you love someone you want nothing more than for them to be truly happy no matter what it takes because that's how much you care about them and because their needs come before your own. You hide nothing of yourself and can tell the other anything because you know they accept you just the way you are and vice versa. It's when they're the last thing you think about before you go to sleep and when they're the first thing you think of when you wake up, the feeling that warms your heart and leaves you overcome by a feel

Feel Like A Failure
well here i am back in florida for almost a month after movin away to nc for a few months thinking it was the right thing to do to move away to be with someone,and yet it was like i never really knew the person..i think to myself did i move to fast or just needed to get away from here i dont really know..again i opened myself up to be with someone like i allways do and things never seem to be right about the other person or whatnot..my hearts been broken so many times i dont even have one anymore. maybe its not ment to be for me to have a succesfull relationship with anyone cause im allways getting burnt in one way or another. either through playing games,cheating,lying,mistrust,not being open,hiding things behind your back and whatnot. i guess im too nice i have a heart of gold and dont mistreat anyone bad and has respect for others but have i got that in return not really if ya think about it cause im allways alone in the long run. they say they love you and this and that show y

Just A Rant
SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE WRITING CHECKS THIER ASSES CAN'T CASH! IF ITYOU SAY IT I AM GANNA HOLD YOU TO IT. SO IF YOU DONT WANT ME HOLDING YOU TO IT THEN DONT DONT SAY IT1! PRETTY SIMPLE CONCEPT IF YOU ASK ME

Exposed: The Swine Flu Hoax Part 2 The Propaganda Campaign
Across the mainstream media, reports announce one swine flu death after another (even though ordinary flu kills about 35,000 Americans each year). Upon closer scrutiny of what passes for journalism, the victims have “underlying health problems,” or “a common underlying health condition,” or “significant medical conditions.” One news headline even blared: “Swine flu mother dies after giving birth, leaving her premature baby fighting for life,” and only later, buried deep in the story underneath, did it explain that she had “other medical problems” which included being confined to a wheelchair because of a serious car accident. Citizens the world over are increasingly skeptical of hyped headlines followed by smaller-print caveats. They are uneasy with the effort to create “doublethink” – a term coined by George Orwell in 1984 and a reference to holding two contradictory ideas in one’s mind simult

To My Squad Of Beautiful Ladies
well ladies you have made this old man happy that you have become a part of the most beautiful ladies on this site now im not worried about all the haters out there a just would like for you all to come and leave a idea here for me to look at so we can start a contest of some kind let me know? i have 1 for you all now i have asked you all to be a part of my squad of beautiful ladies, correct and you all said yes this is how it has grown. 1. nowi would like to see which of my beautiful ladies can tell me why did you say yes when i asked you to become a part of this squad of beautiful ladies? 2.what would you like to see on my profile that would make it better? 3. to become a top friend please tell me why you should hold a ranking from the top 10 i will read all that you write i will judge from what you tell me on what number you will be. i like a chanlange

You
you - evanescence The words have been drained from this pencil. Sweet words that I want to give you. And I can't sleep I need to tell you, goodnight. When we're together I feel perfect When I'm pulled away from you, I fall apart. All you say is sacred to me your eyes are so blue, I can't walk away As we lay in the stillness, you whisper to me "Amy, marry me promise you'll stay with me" Oh you don't have to ask me. You know you're all that I live for You know I'd die just to hold you Stay with you Somehow I'll show you That you are my night sky I've always been right behind you. Now I'll always be right beside you. So many nights I cried myself to sleep. Now that you love me, I love myself I never thought I would say this I never thought there'd be YOU

A Slight Detour Thru Japan Part 1
A Slight Detour Thru Japan Or How To Make Caligula Look Like a Schoolboy "Ok, you own bitch, 24 hour. You have fun, she make good sexy... but you no leave permanent mark. OK?" -Mr. Kim, to one of my buddies on his birthday Japan was the best travel I ever made. It's true. For those of you who have read my "slight detours", and know of some of the shit I endured during my adventures (and for those of you who haven't read them, yet, give 'em a try, they are kind funny, and filled with, "...music, adventure, and fun and you might learn something before it's done ...HEY ...HEY ...HEY" Cosby Kids RULE, Mutha Fuckers! Japan was great. I was in my early twenties, single (sorta), and was making way too much money. I was an "executive without portfolio", working for the American Tobacco Growers (ATG); a company that my roommate from boarding school's father owned, and for which he was the sole son and heir. I had just received my advanced degree in Psychology, and to be

Inner Stength Comes From Within
Faith can move mountains and heal wounded hearts;Beauty will linger where’er hope imparts;Love can bring comfort when life seems too tough;But, when day is finished, strength shall be enough. Inner strength is a fortress where sanity reigns,A pillar of peace, far from grief and pain,A place where the sunlight so effortlessly shines,Enshrouding the spirit in warmth, undefined. In each moral fabric, one thing remains clear,Through times of much hardship, strength falls with each tear;Thus, with every teardrop, the soul shall be cleansed,Thanks to inner strength and support from true friends.

Ain't No Sunshine - Al Green
Ain't no sunshine when she's goneIt's not warm when she's awayAin't no sunshine when she's goneAnd she's always gone too long Anytime she goes away Wonder this time where she's goneWonder if she's gonna stayAin't no sunshine when she's goneAnd this house just ain't no homeAnytime she goes away And I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know Yeah I'm gonna leave young thing alone but ain't no sunshine when she's gone Ain't no sunshine when she's goneOnly darkness everydayAin't no sunshine when she's goneAnd this house just ain't no homeAnytime she goes awayAnytime she goes awayAnytime she goes awayAnytime she goes away

Cycle Club
I am trying to start a cycling club here for physical fitness, losing weigth, lower blood pressure, and physical therapy (for those like my husband) who have had heart attacks, bypass surgery or a stroke) so that the area can be more physically fit and reduce the obesity problem. Just started talking with people yesterday and so far I have great support from everyone that I have spoken to. I hope this plan works.

You Know Who You Are
My love blooms for youlike a flower in springlike a piece of artit's a beautiful thing. I hold to it gently and feel its light glowas into my heart It opens the petalsThe dew it does drinkas into your eyesmy soul starts to sink. My stomach aflutterwith butterfly wingsEmotions and thoughtsAnd other things. Our love is newAnd bright as a starGod must really love meTo bring me to you

The Ancient Ankh Symbol Of Life
The Ankh was, for the ancient Egyptians, the symbol (the actual Hieroglyphic sign) of life but it is an enduring icon that remains with us even today as a Christian cross. It is one of the most potent symbols represented in Egyptian art, often forming a part of decorative motifs. The ankh seems at least to be an evolved form of, or associated with the Egyptian glyph for magical protection, sa. However, what the sign itself represents is often disputed. For example, Sir Alan Gardiner thought that it showed a sandal strap with the loop at the top forming the strap, but if so, the symbolism is obscure and so his theory has found little real favor early on. However, this interpretation seems to have received some acceptance among modern writers. It would seem that the ancient

Just Some Sound Advice
We learn to except the hardships,to face adversity,we learn to move forward,and to push on.We suffer heart ache,we suffer loss,but yet we still move forward.We as a people,have so much to share with one another,yet we hide inside,and suffer our own pettiness.Life is not about competing against each other,it is about understanding each other,helping those who are in need of a hand up.We have all fallen down,but it only matters how fast we get back up.As we move forward,into this future,we have to be there for our family,our friends,and hope that one day,if and when we fall,that some one will stand beside us,help us back to our feet,and perhaps even fight for us,just so we can continue to move forward.Love one another,be strong for someone today,and maybe even tomorrow.

Black Cat Destiny
Dreams are a fatality stabbing the air no where to go no one to share with going down the rabbit hole again not quite touching sliding reacing streching forget the dreams they dont exist forget the friendship that wasn't there phantoms like air float through the mind winding around and around and around choking off all hope but wait whats this a bit of earth grasping gripping no more slipping finding the light and the way out

$500 For What?
Ahh I just spent $500 on books for school. It's a bunch of bullshit. As if college isn't unaffordable enough, they have to take advantage of the fact that you have no choice but to buy these books for a ridiculous amount of money. As if anyone really has an extra $500 or more laying around...

The Hardest Part
well folks. here we are again. still havent left the states. still here waiting to go over. its been a long journey to get to this point tho. ups, downs, fights , laughs, even tears. but its just another day in the army. there is one thing tho. isnt it funny how the toughest guy can turn into a blubbering mess jsut by hearing those 4 little words," Daddy, I miss you". yeah it happened tonight. and all that i could tell him was im sorry. ill be home soon. but i just think to myself everynight before i go to sleep. that one more day that im dont have to spend away from home. its THE toughest part of all this. its not the 80 pound vest or the 120 degree heat. the can all be fought thru. its knowing that there is a little one out there who misses you and you cant be there to comfort them and make it better. so, untill next time. hasta la waygo

Magical Mushies Trip
I went on this magical trip.. Out of reality, in a fantasy world, Everything seemed to be so peaceful and perfect! All harmony.. no hate.. Laughing and laughing, like a kid being tickled.. no matter what happened, no matter what I did, it seemed like it was never gonna to stop.. Things gained true life, Bright colours.. People walked differently, like robots.. and then smoothly like clouds where beneath them.. Trees and clouds gained funny shapes and movements, like dancing smoothly with the wind.. Everything was amazing and beautiful, even small details we never notice in real life.. I felt like Alice in Wonderland! (as Dan said) I could hear every single sound around me! Every conversation, every whisper, comments about my astonished expressions admiring everything around me as if I'd never seen it before.. people laughing, people simply breathing, shoes touching the ground, birds singing, birds' wings flapping, planes flying but still far far away.. sounds I had

New Beginnings-denise Burley
How do we start again within "The New Begining," what helps to undo and gather all our errors within our mind to release again what truly is ours.Many times we have chosen against our better wishes, perhaps we choose to resist the notion of new beginnings, through fearful patterns of thought that travels within our mind, a thought of betrayal, a wrong doing, that creates room for judgment, so deep and bitter can our dreams be made to look so real and terrifying, and in this dream, made unpleasant towards ourself and others, in the firm belief that the conditions we see are real. If we believe in the reality of suffering.Yet for new beginnings, we must be very willing to let every little step lead us from dreams of judgment to reach for a happier dream of forgiveness, which will lead us away from pain and fear. Much practice becomes habit, and here are the new beginnings taken hold within our mind.

Miss Smilla's Feeling For Snow
The number system is like human life. First you have the natural numbers. The ones that are whole and positive. The numbers of the small child. But human consciousness expands. The child discovers longing, and do you know what the mathematical expression is for longing? The negative numbers. The formalization of the feeling that you are missing something. And human consciousness expands and grows even more, and the child discovers the in-between spaces. Between stones, between pieces of moss on the stones, between people. And between numbers. And do you know what that leads to? It leads to fractions. Whole numbers plus fractions produce the rational numbers. And human consciousness doesn't stop there. It wants to go beyond reason. It adds an operation as absurd as the extraction of roots. And produces irrational numbers.It's a form of madness. Because the irrational numbers are infinite. They can't be written down. They force human consciousness out beyond limits. And by adding irratio

Ensign: I Sold My Soul On Ebay
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 28 August 2009 I looked at the title, and it flashed across my mind that my soul would probably not make the minimum bid on the famous (or infamous, depending on what you’ve heard) online auction site eBay. Christians and I expect anyone with faith convictions take the matter of one’s soul, using Dictionary.com’s definition “the principle of life … in humans, regarded as a distinct entity separate from the body”, seriously. I wondered how the author, atheist Hemant Mehta of “I Sold My Soul on eBay” (ISBN 9781400073474), would approach the churches he was asked to attend as a result of a former pastor posting the winning bid. To be honest, Mehta said some of the things I’m thinking, and without too much venom! We go through the m

Temptation
I cant sleep. the motion of you lying beside me makes me tremble makes me weak. i want you to awaken and just give me a peck, you know a kiss upon my cheek. your hands so ruff as you curess my curves i want this feeling not to stop but for more to occur. i awaken your body with a sweet gentle kiss. your heart beats so fast so quick. without no thought or question in mind i take advantage of you and try to please mine. i rush your hand up and down my thigh oh this feeling makes me feel good inside. your eyes light up when i let out a soft quiet moan. you give me a look "I'm glad were alone". i don't know what ive gotten myself into. all of a sudden you start to move. kissing me everywhere on my body "oh your kisses kill me", but i let the moment be. breathing so loud i yell out a shriek "you've done it baby you brought out the freak in me". i unzip your pants and you undo mine. we all know whats going to happen next its the perfect moment in time. i just cant resist. i bite your bottom

Diamonds
Diamonds The diamond is a crystal of riches, romance, and strength. It is the hardest and most valuable stone. Dreams containing diamonds may be a wish for wealth or a reflection on the futility of riches. Do you perceive others as substantially more or dramatically less well-off than yourself? Do the diamonds inspire fear, embarrassment, or boasting on your part towards others?

Library
How is it in knowing me for such a relatively short time you know me better than I know myself? You notice the things about me that others rarely do. The things I wish they did. I am not just an open book I am a book shelf laden with comedies, tragedies, biographies, & trashy romance novels. But you found your way in walked straight past the shiny books with the catchy titles Instead it was the books with the withered spines that you noticed first with the torn covers -- the dog-eared pages. You noticed the sections I revisit and took the time to read those passages. And not so you could quote them back to me like some over achiever in the front row. But because you wanted to feel what I felt - know what I know. In a world where no one reads anything not on the best-seller list, you ventured into the archives - into my special collections and devoured everything you could get your hands on. And to my surprise you liked what you read. You don't use the facts you find to test me but

Wonderous One.
I run my hands through her hair and pull her gently to a kiss, She does not falter she does not sway her lips to mine it does not miss, I stare in awe at those beautiful eyes entranced by her blissful gaze, Submissive me with a care in love in so many ways, Shaking now I take her hand and press it to my cheek, Disregarding my pride and shameful thoughts that this action shows me weak, Shes broken through my many walls and pierced into my heart, I put trust in her alone to keep it whole and not break it apart, Perfection in a word explains her to a T, It cant be chance it cant be luck that somehow she found me, I rest beside her excited in a gitty boyish delight, that in the morning I'll still have her past this very night, Im happy now as I fall asleep to dream about her touch, My wonderous one my perfect girl the one I care for so much. Written by: David Gobeo

Everything Happens For A Reason
Sometimes people come into your lifeand you know right away that they were meant to be there,they serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lessonor help figure out who you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be;your roommate, your neighbor, professor, long lost friend, loveror even a complete stranger who, when you lock eyes with them,you know that very moment that they will affect your life in some profound way. And sometimes things happen to youand at the time they seem horrible, painful and unfair,but in reflection you realize that without overcoming those obstaclesyou would never have realized your potential, strength, will power of heart. Everything happens for a reason.Nothing happens by chance or by means of good or bad luck.Illness, injury, love, lost moments or true greatness and sheer stupidityall occur to test the limits of the soul. Without these small tests,if they be events, illnesses or relationships,life would be like a smooth paved, st

Darlene
Anonymity We seek anonymity, As a child we hide behind Our parents legs Shyly peeking around Seeing and yet Not wanting to be seen. Why be alone, Not realized Transparent without Substance. Fleeting shadows Partially illuminated, Disparate light

What I Feel!
it is a cold wet night oh so dreary,as my eyes got so teary,i wish i could fall,for the one who hears my hearts call,the one who is my all,the one who luvs everything about me no matter hw big or small,i wish true love existed in my life,instead of pain that cuts like a knife,pain tears out my heartand rips it all apart,where is my missing piece of my heart,the one who knws where to start,to repair the emptiness inside,so i no longer have to hide,the pain i feel,as they steal,away my heart and my love,the one that fits like a glove,the one i have always searched for,the one to pick my heart off the floor,where can they be?,y cant they see,i need them now!

The Beautiful Colors Of The Rainbow(the Enemy Of My Sobriaty)(the Thought Of Mem Chapter 9)
Ah The Beauitful Colors Of The Rainbow. How I Can't Stop Thinking About Them. The Reds, The Blues, Greens, Yellows, and Purples. They Were My Numbness For Many Years. My Way Of Not Dealing With Things. Just Letting My Thoughts Wander Like A Cloud In The Sky. I Was Floating In Those Days Because I Just Didn't Care. My Addiction Was My Salvation. When I Felt Like It Was Too Much To Handle The Colors Of The Rainbow Would Be My Crutch. Now That Feeling Is Gone And I Have To Care. I Feel Like My Colors Of The Rainbow Have Disappeared. No More Reds, No More Blues, No More Greens, Yellows, Or Purples. My Addiction Has Left Like Everything That's Was Released From Pandora's Box. Only Thing That Stayed Behind Is Hope. So Here I Am Sitting In Pitch Black Darkness. Hoping My Addiction Returns So I Don't Have To Care Again Anymore. Pills: My Colors Of The Rainbow. As It Is Written As So It Shall Come To Pass: Quote The MEMesis. NEVERMORE!!!!!!!!!!!

Bored Much??
I can't believe I slept a full 8 hours...so not normal for me....I feel tired still....here with my niece, she is an entertaining lil booger...lol...she keeps singing "it's a small world after all"..only she says "It's a smile as a wall!"...lol...wth!?!?!?!

I Dunno..
Well i decided i wanted to write a quick blog. i need to say im not invisable i might feel like i am but i am who i am. that means i will not be a supermodel or a pornstar. but that i will be just me. take it or leave it.

Oh Hell No "grandma" !!! Or! Dont Do Meth...and End Up A Fubar Hag
fucking christ!she should be knitting or something,not trying to get attention.your gonna die soon.Oh wait you're 47.sorry.my bad. Meth.its one hell of a drug...

Fates Entwined
“Like the Winter Sky , in azure garbed and golden crowned, the Gods of Valhalla sit enthroned. Within the doorway stands each noble Norn, together bearing date’s rune-written shield. They made laws, and chose life for the Children of Ages and Wyrd for Men…. Now, to our Children’s children and their children, we send our words as messengers, the way we shall not pass along: Kinsfolk! unseen, unborn, unknown! Since we cannot see your face or clasp your hand, we send our Spirits through time and space in Odin’s name to greet you!”

Melzie Started It!
You Are Dramatic Your positive traits: You're red hot passion makes anyone you date feel extremely wanted Loyalty, to the point of doing anything to protect your lover You are mysterious and charismatic - and you easily draw people in Your negative traits: You tend to be paranoid and think that the worst is going on with your lover You turn cold and mean at the first sign of conflict in relationship You sometimes become obsessed with dates - so much so that you develop jealousy early on Your ideal partner: Someone who will take the time to win you over. Not an easy task! Is able to keep up with your carnal appetite... lots of stamina needed. Reassures you of their love and loyalty on a daily basis. Your dating style: Intense. You prefer to stay in with take out and conversation - so that no one else is distracting you and your date. Your seduction style: Hot. New partners have trouble believing that your libido is for real. You have incredible sexual intuition - you always

Alys?...girls Got Spitz...ah Shitz..
GangstaRock Bizznotchezz..can u digg it ^-^ said: these niggas got problems.dont think there is a head doctor out thee that could solve em. and i dont care if i was ballin.get outta line wit me and the paremedics are callin.you know shit about us.we'll flip a fuckin bust and its straight to fists and cuffs.stage you with an upper cut.we aint playin.we fukkin nuts.so gangin all up on us will leave ya'll niggas in the dust.haha i got rhymes for you to ...thats pretty neat eh -Each1 Teach1-BrassKnucklePoet said: ashes to ashes and dust to dust, im smashin lookin in my rearview at the butts of sluts, how they gon look at me nuts?..hittem with a biiiiatch whuddup? im gon follow it up, till they cant swallow enough, put some jizzm on the belly if they keep hollerin stuff.... GangstaRock Bizznotchezz..can u digg it ^-^ said: got this gat on my waist and this look up on my eye-these demons are along for the ride-i get high.then im fine.no i aint.shit im lyin.i got this fight goin

Sgqwergqe
Didn't have a good day at work. I was being retrained to do some manager work crap, which I've been waiting to do for a while. Had to train a new worker...I hate training...I always feel like I'm bad at explaining things. I had to work around the one person that I truely dislike. She's such a fuckin' bitch and just her face makes me pissed off. I kept imagining taking my fingers to her throat and just squeeze...Although how much I dislike her, I gave her fake smiles and worked with her. I still don't get why guys like that skank so much. Oh no, I'm not a fuckin' barbie doll like you...that means you got to treat other girls like shit. Fuck you bitch. I'm real tired...my legs and feet are sore and my shoulders from this morning are still sore. I choosed not to eat my first break snack nor my last break snack. Just had my breakfast in the morning, my coffee during the day, lunch and now coffee for dinner. I'm hungry..but I'm not going to eat. *punches tummy* Shuddup, you don't need any

Ugh
sheepselmatts: Hi sexy :)->sheepselmatts: hey hey ltns...how goes? sheepselmatts: goes good how bout you? ->sheepselmatts: eehhh...I'm alive n kickn sheepselmatts: behaving yourself are you lol->sheepselmatts: Yes, I am sheepselmatts: well whats the fun in that ?? LOL ->sheepselmatts: um....I'm engaged to a man who's in jail right now...Where's the fun in THAT?! sheepselmatts: thats no fun at all sheepselmatts: what do you do for fun then?? ->sheepselmatts: nope ->sheepselmatts: I don't....I'm a loyal woman sheepselmatts: thats cool sheepselmatts: still crazy sexy though :P->sheepselmatts: thanks sheepselmatts: just too bad you are so well behaved :P->sheepselmatts: too bad for you, yeah sheepselmatts: right

Friend Requests/fans
I am not a numbers seeker. I do not feel the need to have thousands of friends and fans. I am not here for that. I am not adding or requesting a friendship from you to obtain a level or status. I can not believe that people actually try to tell you in which order to do what regarding being a fan or friend, or they tell you you have to fan them before they will accept a friend request. That is a bunch of *!#@ I will do whatever order I feel like doing!

I Wish?
i wish i had the ultimate man,the ideal fan,he is so sweet and kind,he is always on my mind,he steal my breath right from the start,he knows what is exactly in my heart,sum1 who will luv me for me,and all that he will see,i want him to always think of me night and day,and i want him to always say,i luv u i miss u i need u,and everything i say is true,i want my heart to pound,with just the sound,of hi voice,that he will always be my only choice,to run too when i am in need and i only want to receive,his luv and never want him to deceive,my heart,or ever tear it all apart,i want a good hearted man,a man who has luv as his plan,sum1 who wants to stay with me,and realize hw much woman i can be,and hw much i care,and hw many wndrful emotions i can share,then i realize..........that man does not exist,then i get depressed and pissed!

New To This...
Well I just came across this website yesterday so I am new to this and not really sure what this is about. I have a myspace page the address is .... www.myspace.com/bre46767 I am a 23 female who is just on here checkin this out. I live in northeastern indiana. Anything else you wanna know go to my myspace page or email me at Bre46755@yahoo.com

Nightmares
I'm starting to wonder if my nightmares will ever go away I've had them so long. I wake up crying with my scream caught in my throat, trying to wipe away the blood that is no longer there. It's as if Drake's death is happening all over again. I even feel the sting of being grazed by the bullet as he pushes me out of the way. I sometimes wish it was me that had died that night, but then I wouldn't have had my beautiful daughter Amaya. I often sit in the shower for hours trying so hard to get the clotted blood out of my hair, but of course it isn't there anymore. I have even shaved my head a few times, simply because I still feel the blood there. I've tried talking to doctors, but they all try to tell me that they understand. How can they understand? Did the person that they would do anything for die in their arms after saving their lives? Do they know what it feels like to hide from all of your friends because you don't want the same thing to happen to them or because of being

Just A Matter.
Love is something speacil Trust is just like love Honesty is what binds them together To be up front with the one you love Too tell them things you should An not hide them or omit them To hid and omit shows no trust or honesty For when one finds out it hurt's An makes one wonder if love was there Or If it all was just a matter of convenience.

Beware Of Big Devil (ray)
For all you women who think you know BIG DEVIL on here heres a little something to think about First off i dont know what he tells all you women on here but its proably all lies to make himself look good he is where he is today because i fell for his bullshit dont fall for his bullshit. he preys on women to help him cause he cant help himself he wont find women locally he finds women on here from georgia, west virginia ,tennesse, new york ,montana he also loves to prey on BBW women in his words "they are easy to get cause they have low self esteem , no skinny chick would put up with me" he comes here on fubar preying on women and looking for a way out little do you all know he is not as nice as you think he has a violent temper and was kicked out of his own house as a child for beating up his sister .he is a loser he came straight from the woods with no electricity no working water not a toliet to shit in and yes he has a daughter but lost custody of her because he didnt do what he

Things I Am Thankful For(the Thoughts Of Mem Chapter 10)
I'm Thankful For The Beauty Of The Summer Sunshine, The Falling Of The Leaves In Fall, The Whiteness On The Ground When Snow Falls In Winter and The Blooming Of Flowers In Spring. I'm Thankful For Family Getting Together During The Holidays. Only Time During The Year Where They Chill Without Worry Of Life's Stresses. I'm Thankful For The Meals They Eat Because It's The Only Time They Go All Out And Everyone Eats Like Kings And Queens. I'm Thankful For Rain. How It Seems That With Each One The World Is Cleaned If Just For A Min. How The Ugliness Is Washed Away And We Can Begin Anew. Also Thankful For Morning Dew And How It Makes Things Just That Much Better Looking. I'm Also Thankful For The Rainbow Afterwards Because It Shows That Even Though The World Is Ugly There Is Something Beautiful Around To Look At and Enjoy And That Even Though The World Is Ugly Right Now GOD's Promise To Never Again Flood The World Is Still Being Kept. I'm Thankful For Waking Up Happy When Ever I Do Becaus

Loving You Is Easy
LOVING YOU IS EASY There is so much I want to share with you,But my words are lost within meI have so many emotionsHow do I make you seeLife is not that simpleHear this from my heartOur love will concur allAs we stand here at the start.Not speaking to you is killing meYou there and me hereBut one day soon that will changeAnd I will finally have you near.The Angels they did send youThe day that we metOur love will last foreverAs in concrete it is setCome fly, fly with me babyOh come fly with meWe can explore our love togetherAnd set our emotions freeFor the skies are without limitsAnd the tree tops we sour tooPerched upon a branchOur love is forever trueI never meant for this to happenBut I am sure glad it didHearing your love and laughterMakes me feel like a kidPlease never doubt my loveWhat is shared between you and meCause I am here to hold youYou just wait and seeBut for now, I have to be patientAnd except our destinyBut I promise you this my darlingYou are forever within me.

Comments
*&#@! Have you ever noticed that those who leave comments on everyone else's profiles and photos who never even once have left a profile comment or photo comment on your photos or profile are the first to throw a fit the one time you don't leave them one? .....Geeez! PICTURE COMMENTS: I am more likely to leave a photo comment then a profile comment these days. Since I hate to be generic in the comments I leave, photo comments allow me to expand the mind a little and be more intimate so to speak. So needless to say should I leave a photo comment it will have a little more to it then, "your so hot", or "nice boob job". PROFILE COMMENTS: I don't do these as much anymore if at all. Since I hate to be generic in the comments, and I don't like to duplicate them, I like to search out a comment that "fits" to that individual. Even with just trying to do my "Family" often times I could not make it through them as the search was intense and I tend to be very picky. .....As always "Fami

Fubling And Gifts
Why in the !@#* I ever listened to the persons who stated I could not buy my own FUBLING I will never know lol must have been something in the water lol. I missed out on a lot of cool bling because I was supposed to wait for someone to buy it for me. In truth since I do not and never will beg, sell or promise some other token such as NSFW the likely hood of bling galore coming my way is near to none, but if others can buy their own "Bombs" and "Auto 11s" I think if I have the funds to do so I can buy myself some bling! It would be just like going to the mall! WOOHOO!.....Plus the reality of this place is that no matter how much you spend no matter how cool the bling bought no matter if you bought the bling first before another did the odds of what you have given being favorited or returned is zero to nil. As always, my "family" is always first when I can give bling, then my "friends"....Oh and one of the reasons I never picked a favorite in those that I have received is that all o

Im Back...sort Of
ill start checkin in again, might even get active, who knows... i left because i was having a very tough time of things, i had lost someone very dear to me, my health was acting up, and things were in general crappy. things got worse from there, in about 4 months i lost both of my grabd parents on my dads side, and another family member. things are a little better now, my health is better, i got a new ride, and im doing good.

Im So Tired And So Beaten
the pain is constant my nerves wear thin, cant even muster the frame of mind to let myself grin, No happy momments its all gotten so lost, feeling colder each day like the winter frost, I want to be ok i want to work this out, but everytime i speak these words come steadily out your mouth, neglecting all responsibility for actions taken present and past, mixing up priorities making what should be first last, it isnt fair to those around you no matter what you say, I live my life looking out for you day after fuckin day, I cant understand whats going through your head, waisting time destroying things spendin up the bread, I just wonder to myself if you really wanna be here, if its even me myself that you wanna really keep near, Ive been trying so hard to do right and not faulter, but the problems keep mounting as this wall keeps gettin taller, its so high now that it touches each and every cloud, and the voice in my head is screaming so loud, just give up and let it

Pest Vs Pets
It is that time a year, seasons are changes. As this occurs we as pet owners well see more pest, like ants, that decide to enjoy the buffet, we set for our beloved furry friends. One way we can cohabitate with these 6 legged pest WITH OUT using pesticides which are toxic to our pets and family members, is with the use of baby powder. YES, I said baby powder. Take an old plastic place mate dust it really well with baby powder and set your pets’ food bowls on it. Ants do not cross baby powder, keeping your pets’ food safe from unwanted guest. Baby powder can also be used around the base boards in the kitchen, just remember to clean up the excess, so no one slips, because baby powder and slick surfaces can be fun and slippery, it can cause one to fall. Working in Veterinary medicine for over 10 years as an Animal Nurse I have pets come in from toxins that we as owners use to keep our homes and yard pest free, and there are other products that are not deadly that can be used to

Poetry
The Great MarriageThe patterns of life pulse through us allas the crimson fires burn bright.The ancient moon glows over the land,as we celebrate our ancestors this night.An ancient voice whispers on the wind,telling a tale of their plight.Heroic legends and profound love,the triumphant sagas of their life.The drums pulse in the ancient rhythms,as we dance around the circle.Weaving in the oldest patterns,as did this night our ancestors.Soon the euphoria will manifest,and all will be as one.The spirits of the ancestors,The Goddess and man as one.

Drum Problem
There was once a small boy who banged a drum all day and loved every moment of it. He would not be quiet, no matter what anyone else said or did. Various attempts were made to do something about the child. One person told the boy that he would, if he continued to make so much noise, perforate his eardrums. This reasoning was too advanced for the child, who was neither a scientist nor a scholar. A second person told him that drum beating was a sacred activity and should be carried out only on special occasions. The third person offered the neighbors plugs for their ears; a fourth gave the boy a book; a fifth gave the neighbors books that described a method of controlling anger through biofeedback; a sixth person gave the boy meditation exercises to make him placid and docile. None of these attempts worked. Eventually, a wise person came along with an effective motivation. He looked at the situation, handed the child a hammer and chisel, and asked, "I wonder what's inside the drum?"

Military
Heaven's army is filled with brave troops. And each day that number swells. For when a soilder dies they go straight to heaven,because they served their time in hell. So before i lay my head down to sleep i pray. "Dear god please welcome those who fell on the battle field today" THIS POEM GO'S OUT TO ALL OUR TROOPS WHO HAVE FOUGHT FOR US AND HAVE PAID THE ULTIMATE PRICE.SO LET US NOT FORGET WHAT OUR TROOPS DO FOR US EACH DAY.AND LET THEM KNOW WE HAVE THEIR BACKS WHILE THEY ARE FARAWAY.

Baby Has Her Pussy Turned On
Her bottom bucked and writhedAs I slid my hot tongue insideHer pussy that tasted just so fine;A pussy I knew was totally mine.How she moaned, and how she screamed;And begged me for my special cream.But I licked; and sucked; and bit;And pinched her two gorgeous tits.As her body screamed and beggedFor me to enter with my special leg;I lubed her tiny, pretty ass,And with my finger fucked the lass.My finger went in so darn deep;I thought that lass was sure to weep,But she wiggled and she screamedStill begging for my special cream.So I sucked and licked her precious clit,And squeezed the nipples on her tits;Felt her body buck and writhe,And to me it was no surprise...When to cum she begged and begged;Begged and pleaded for my special leg.I employed my tongue to fuck her hole;Thought she'd pass out as I poked and probed. When no more the lass could stand,I took my cock in my hand;As her eyes grew wide and large,I made her watch as I massaged.And when my cock had swelled to size,I placed i

Wounded Troops Will Not Have A Choice To Live Or Die!!!
END OF LIFE CARE" GUIDE IS BOOKLET FOR OUR WOUNDED VETERANS...LIKE SENIORS THEY ARE NO LONGER WANTED NOR NEEDED IN OBAMALANDAugust 23, 2009It just keeps on getting more $hitty under the Obama "leadership" as wounded Veterans are to be included in End Of Life Care options like seniors are.This should really make anyone that feels like they want to fight for this country stop and reconsider.If you come home missing arms or legs or have brain trauma that makes you unable to work and pay taxes to the ingrates in this government then you like the seniors that have reached the point they can no longer work and pay taxes are a burden that needs to decide if your life is worth living any longer and if you would be better off dead.Tammy Duckworth who is an assistant secretary to Veterans Affairs says"This booklet or guide is simply a tool and that its ultimately about healthcare for veterans." Every veteran thats came back from useless wars like20Iraq and Afghanistan or any other of the politic

Stupid People On Here
You know what I cant seem to fuckin figure out??Has anyone seen,usually its women,people's pages where they want you to go through so much bullshit just to simply get them to accept your friend request?What the fuck is that about??I mean,gimme afuckin break!!You gotta be kidding me??!What makes 'em even think they're worth doin all that shit for,just to be friends?It's almost like they're God's gift to mankind,yknow?And the other thing is,most of 'em that do it are fat women,and the others are over 40.Hahahaha,it's so fuckin pathetic.Cuz once you do all that shit they ask for,if you decide to do it,then its like they never even talk to you on a regular basis.Hell,I even saw a woman who wanted straight up cash to be added to her family!Man,how pathetic can people be?But I guess thats a stupid question,when asking about the people on here.Anyway,its really fucked up asking for so much shit just to be a friend...and ifyou're asking people to do shit before you add them as a friend,wel...y

Just Thinking
hey guys, its me again.. its exactly 4:20 here on the west coast and I'm just trying to make sense of what happened over the weekend and it all came up so damn fast..and it hurts. I wonder what the fuck is wrong with me..

Promises
Promises You keep giving me dates and telling me lies trying to tell me change doesn't come easy, it isn't instant. Well, I guess its me that is the problem and I can't wait because my impatience is persistent; but how much longer do you want me to sit here repeatedly and take this shit so conveniently with stride? Should I lay back while you slowly kill yourself inside, because killing yourself is like killing a part of me and I can't sit back as I wither away, so why shall I do the same when it comes to you. I ask myself over and over the same questions as I ask you, but in the end its all a conundrum, an enigma ,which answer escapes so freely like as if it was never shackled at all. What is there to do? This analytical mind is a killer, however, I don't blame it because it is my heart which fuels its passion to search for a solution and mend its broken ways. This is like an infinite torture, even though, its been so few of years. I been through hell, I've spewed some tears and m

The Real Me.
I know i haven't been the best i can be. now is a new day. and i will show you all who the real me is To the most awsome Lounge out there (THE RED DRAGON'S REALM) thank you for being honest. I love you all. I promise no more negitive nancy!!. Ive walked through darkness, I hid in shadows, Ive lost but won, ive ran and fell. but now i rise and meet the light. the dark is my home and the shadows my security. The light will guid me to my new place and show me how to love once more..

Haters
Ok, let me start out by saying that this blog is more for my own benefit, and not directed in any way at any one individual.It has been brought to my attention that I am FAT! All I can say is "THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR POINTING THAT OUT TO ME!" When I woke up this morning, I really thought I was skinny, I truly did. Someone on the fu, felt the need to let me know this fact, and I appreciate it very much.Ok, seriously, did this ass, truly believe I did not know this already? FFS, how stupid are some people these days?I have also recently been informed that I am some sort of poser, since I am trying to portray myself as someone else through my default picture. I have never tried to be someone other than myself. I have pics of my true self in my photos, and any time someone asked if that was me in my default, I always answered truthfully with a no. That pic was one that I found, that in all honesty, depicts how I feel on the inside. The despair, the remorse, the pain, yep, I suppose

The Greatest Thing In Life....
wow is all i can say this week has been the most amazing week of my life. i have found someone that matches me to prefection, her name is tara. and she is the sweetest most caring lovable person on earth. Her eyes make me melt her skin is almost addictive to touch, her personality shines through all darkness. She is infact my soul mate, the person i will end up marrying, the person i will spend the rest of my life with, and i could'nt be happier, she is beautiful, and kind, and smart, and so talented in art and music! she makes my heart sing with absolute joy.. we have a truely utopian love and life style, she makes me complete her love for me is unlimited, life and death are no limits to our love and passion for each other. she is the best thing to ever enter my life. my god im so happy it almost brings me to tears, and for so long i have waited and searched for someone just like her. she is my muse, my heart, the completion to my soul to my life. i see a wonderful family in the futu

Why
why do people hear about a situation and take sides?? It's a chick up here that feels that i'm a whore cuz i allow some men in my fam if they got some good shit to offer and yes i show them the goodies but i'm grown! Don't judge a chick because she dresses sexy that is soo wrong in so many ways and just because she dresses sexy don't mean she's a whore!

The Best Headache Joke Ever!
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'Sorry, I have a headache, dear.' 'Perfect,' her husband said. 'I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you'

The Pond
It was 4 am, warm and dewey from the night before. We drove around got a coffee and stopped. We stood where the water hits the land, no more no less. Right there i could have fallen in. He took my hand..and guided me to the lady in the water..I saw her only when my eyes were closed. She wanted me to follow. He pulled me back, forcing me to open my eyes...."watch the ducks", he said. Watch how they swim away until you turn around, and once you do, they all line up on the shore. He said that if i really wanted to be a psychologist id have to understand nature first, those ducks, the way the fog hit the pond like a creepy movie scene. According to him, i cant help people. All i can do is listen as they fall deeper and deeper inside themselves. Tell them that it was going to be okay even if i didnt really mean it. "Follow me", he took my hand again, deeper and deeper into the trees. I told him he was freaking me out, that i was going back to the car. He held me close to him, assured me i

Obama's 5 Big Lies On Healthcare
Are Obama and his friends taking you as a fool? You have to wonder what they really think about the intelligence of the American people. Obama repeatedly has out-and-out lied about his healthcare plan. Here are just 5 of the big whoppers. Lie #1: 'You Keep Your Doctor, You Keep Your Insurer' This is a complete fabrication. Under plans Obama has backed in the House and the Senate, almost any business can opt their employees into the "public option" — the government health plan. That means you could lose your insurer. And if your doctor is worth his salt, you'll lose him or her as well. Why? Because great doctors probably will not want to get the very low rates the government will pay private doctors who are part of the new government system. So, without your consent, you very easily could lose your insurer and your doctor.

♥navajo Chant♥
This is a Navajo chant & was one of my Dads favorite entries in the book I got for Christmas in 1998: *My Daughter, My joy... The greatest tributes to daughters that have ever been written* I have made a baby board for you my daughter. May you grow to a great old age. Of the sun's rays I have made the back, Of black clouds I have made the blanket, Of rainbow I have made the bow, Of sunbeams I have made the side loops, Of lightning I have made the lacings, Of raindrops have I made the footboard, Of dawn have I made the bed covering...

The Car Oracle
You Are a Passionate Red Car You are a wild and dramatic soul. You need a lot of freedom in your life. You are special and singular. You have a unique take on life, and you're proud to be different. You feel and love deeply. You experience every emotion vividly. You have a lot of ups and downs in your life, but you find that exciting. You can't help but love the drama. The Car Oracle

How Do You Travel Through Life?
You Hike Through Life Your journey through life is challenging, exhilarating, and at times difficult. You are curious about the world, and you're willing to go off the beaten path to satisfy your thirst for knowledge. Your mind is always alert and churning something over. You enjoy solving problems, and adversity makes you feel alive. You are both independent and skeptical. You often need to see something with your own eyes before you'll believe it. How Do You Travel Through Life?

Glenn's Dose Of Advice, And Props To The One That Gave It To Me
Hey yall, glenn here again.. have you ever had one of those days when it seemed like you cant dodge that raincloud, or something has you oppressed to the point where it seems like nothing will go right?. I know what that's like. Granted, I know I'm not the world's expert on everything-- and thank god, I wouldnt want to be-- but a wise person once told me something that I take to heart and try to practice devoutly She said to me, "glenn, love, I always try to spread happiness into someone's life, to try and make things a little better for them. If they're feeling down, I try to give them just the right amount of positive energyand give them the choice to act on it" (grins and winks and kisses) you know who ya are, and I love ya to death *MUAH*

Why I'm Not On Alot Anymore.
Well, school started two weeks ago and i have five classes to take and a part-tome job I have to go to four to five days a week, seven to eight hours a day. So, as you can see, I will be very busy until around Thanksgiving perhaps haha. I'll try to reply to anyone and anything whenever I get soem free time. I have been missingyou all and will miss you still. I am very sorry about this, but it's life, right? Take care!

For The Zombie Squad Members
Here's 2 more profiles of people that need our help and need PLENTY of luvin shown to them,ONE of them Sarabeth has a SLIGHT chance of POSSIBLY leveling within the next month or so with the help of our efforts,so we gotta make a BIG ZOMBIE SQUAD effort to rate these 2 people up hard and I mean HARD CORE! We can DO THIS guys! Here's our chance to show our friends and fam members the love that they deserve! So let's ZOMBIE SWARM these 2 profiles this month and don't forget about the members in the first Souls Denied Blog! ☮Sarabeth☮@ fubar ~ Witchesbrew ~@ fubar

Somebody
I cant force somebody to like me and love me.. I cant convince somebody to believe me and appreciate me.. I cant please somebody to make friends with me.. I cant be perfect as what they want me to be.. I cant say " stop to those people who keeps on judging me negatively and say 'no..!" for those poeple who keeps on hurting me.. I cant control those rumors and negative feedbacks rushing on me.. but one thing for sure " I love those true friends who can accept and love me for who I am.." not for what i have..

Something Special
A SPECIAL FATHER When a child is born they don't have the choice Of who is their father, They don't have a voice We can only hope he is loving, honest and true And that he will always be there for you A Fathers pressence is whats needed in his children's lives Well father you have been all this and so much more Supportive, loving, right down to the core it's important to know that you are the very best And we wouldn't choose another from all the rest So thank you dad from the bottom of our Hearts For being in our lives from the very start We love you Daddy david judge jr 3/4/07

Me And My Standards For Women. Do You Meet Them?
God knows I'm not perfect. I know I can be a jackass at times, but I can also be as sweet as cherry pie. I've always been a loner and I've always been fucked over. I have no luck with women but I've tried. I always have. I don't want a girl, I want a woman. I want someone who's smart and sexy. Funny but not stupid. A kid at heart but not childish. She has to know what I want and when. If she can make me laugh on our first date, she's a keeper. I don't like blunt bitches who think they're the queen of the world. I want someone who's not afraid to try new things. I want someone who will be honest and straight up with me. No lies, no secrets. I'm a dork, a kid at heart. I don't put up with bullshit and I don't like to fight. I don't want someone who wants me cuz I got some dough in the bank, Or because they just wanna hop on my dick. I want someone who will love me for me. I hate drama so cut the bullshit cuz I don't have time for it. I want someone who understands me, and knows when I'm

Carolinaqt69
I don't give a fuck if you don't like the reason why our military is over in Iraq or Afganastan. NO soldier and I mean NO soldier derserves to have death wished upon them like CarolinaQT69 told a friend of mine. This is bullshit, so this is the reason this fucktard made my blog list. CarolinaQT69@ fubar

Sex Gdd
A married couple walked in to a Jamaican sandal shop. The proprietor said to them, 'I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex.' Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you into a sex freak?' The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.' So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips. The Jamaican then began screaming, 'You got dem on the wrong feet!'

Your Hands [in Memory Of My Gma Rip]
Since the day you were taken away from me , each day gets harder and harder.I cant sleep at night and I never want to wake up.I can never tell right from wrong or whats up from whats down.Grandma, you were the one who was always there, talking to me about life and how to handle things .Theres times where I wish I was dead, then there's times where I want to make you so pround of me.Grandma, I'm losing all faith and hope, please help me get through this, cause I cant do this alone.

What Psychopathic Records Group Are You?
Dark Lotus Report this image You are Dark Lotus! Dark Lotus is the hip-hop supergroup comprised of all the members from ICP, Twiztid, and Blaze Ya Dead Homie. Rapper Marz was one of the original members group, back when the group's concept was for each member to act as a petal of the lotus. Marz has since left Dark Lotus, but that doesn't mean they aren't still representing their Juggalo pride!

I Don't Get Writer's Block, I Just Write What's Hot, So You Ride My Jock.
ANT ᵀᴴᴱ ЯANT of Brass Knuckle Poets Society said: I don't get writer's block, I just write what's hot, so you ride my jock. ♂ΆяčнзŦұpє™ (B.K.P.S.)♂ said: Buzzing round me like'a flock, I beat'em off with soap in'a sockOr hurl rocks at those that dare mock, Lame ass joke's like knock knocksWho's there? It's me, da Doc, with a Phd in delivery to hard spots,But My fee is hourly, and ya on tha clock... Busta's waste my time... tick.. tockI can cure or afflict gut knots, inoculate or induced soul rot, Inflictin hemorrhages & brain clots, seizing their vitals, it's on lock...Defibrillating pulses from shock, like 9 rounds to the body, shotsMy Machiavellian code is like Tupac, To leave a legacy of legendary lyrical dropsSo I'm always remembered, respected an got propsSpittin to muh last breath or until the beat stops. ANT ᵀᴴᴱ ЯANT of Brass Knuckle Poets Society said: the b

My Heart
ok so i want all to know she makes me feel so happy have not felt this way in a such long time she has touched my heart so and i am loving every minute we have with each other anything she does makes me smile i long for her touch i long to hear her voice i long for her kiss i am so twitterpated thank you for touching my heart the way you have

Ensign: When You And I Pray
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 4 September 2009 The first Thursday of May is designated in the United States as the National Day of Prayer. Of course, we shouldn’t be looking for an excuse to pray, we should be looking for a reason! I make no claim to be an authority on the subject, but I will say that some of the most heartfelt prayers I’ve heard came from people who aren’t eloquent. I think I am a little, but God is not an editor – He’s looking for people who will pour out their hearts to Him and who will do what He calls them to. Others’ piety shouldn’t impress us; what they do as a result of it can. The Lord’s Prayer (starting “Our Father which art in heaven …” from Matthew 6:9-13) is sim

Irked
My landlord is majorly irking me. He makes threats, yells at me, threatens to evict me because my other roommates haven't given me all the rent they owe so I can't pay all my rent. He one day threatens to trow only me out, then somedays threatens just to boot matt. He told me that I should do "extras" at the dance club to make more money. I'm getting fed up. Then today he calls and texts me all fucking day and doesn't care that I AM AT WORK and wants me to leave early so that he can talk to me and the roommates face to face. He starts randomly asking for peoples phone numbers yadda yadda. And just being an asshole in general. He was supposed ot fix all this bs in the house COURT ORDERED!!!! Legally I shouldn't have to pay. I'd love to have a strict inspecter come in here look the place over and tell him what he needs to fix. My porch is LITERALLY rotting to the point where matt and I leaned on it and it fell off. Matt took the rest off because it was dangerous and may have hurt one of

Pissed.
1. People who lie to me about stupid shit. Seriously, If you really think I'm not understanding...you don't know me at all. I'm not the type of person to really care about certain situations. I just think if you don't tell me...you've lied. [this person will know what I mean] 2. People who tell me they feel one way about me, and then act like another. 3. People who leave me hanging. Is it really so hard to answer someone? I don't think so. There is more, but those don't matter.

Just Like You
AM I CRAZY I DONT KNOW PEOPLE SAY YES MY MIND SAYS NO MIXED UP EMOTIONS TEMPER TOO QUICK MAKES ME SEEM UNHINGED TO OTHERS I'M SICK AM I UNUSUAL I'LL ADMIT THAT I GUESS BUT NO MORE THAN YOU AND CERTAINLY NO LESS

For Bret.
Thank you poem By: Susan Horne I often dream about what it would be like to have you by my side To have someone to stand by me so I dont have to run and hide With you I feel braver, like a lion on the prowl Even though my roar is only that of a cat's meow When I dont feel like I can do anything not even the smallest task You give me encouragement for the whole day to last Forgive me when I am a little crazy I cant help but brag on you For you are the one that made me see the light so I can shine anew You give me a peace and comfort so I have to thank God above For giving me a precious partner to have and to love So now I will put in perspective what I am trying to say Thank you for all the things below that you put up with each day For all the times you make me laugh and all the times you have heard me cry For all the times I came to you and asked you questions and wondered why For all the times I needed a shoulder just to cry and let it all out For all the times I

Unanswered
why have you returned a daily part of my life. you only add to it a new found confusion. a connection i thought lost to me forever one so profound that i drew strength from it once. then poof gone in a haze of obscurity fading from my life, to recover your own i know yet still it lingers why? why now, why this way?

What's She Got?
She's your world, and she can care less, but to you she's you girl and she's the best. And here I sit, just supporting you. She's still a virgin, so bright and pure, and you're just using my body I'm so sure, but I still let you do it. What does she got that I don't have? She's high up on your pedestal and I'm ground class. I don't know what to do, I just sit around gazing at you! And it hurts so bad, I've never been this strung out, and its so sad. I've been up and down that high way a thousand times, and every time I drive your way I seem to unwind; but as soon as I get there I'm reminded of it. That she's your world and she can care less, but to you she's your girl and she's the best, and it really puts my self discipline to the test. What does she got that I don't have? She's high up on your pedestal and I'm ground class. I don't know what to do, I just sit around gazing at you! And it hurts so bad, I've never been this strung out, and its so sad. What do I have to do, to

I'm Odd
Ok, i know i'm odd... anyhow i get wrapped up in death a lot. friends family members sick, dieing, plus the whole stringently rigid Catholic upbringing... it does it to you... well i've decided i wouldn't mind a full church funeral so long as this is played... and acted out... I hope someone will volunteer for the role of mrs. murphy. I chose this version because it includes the lyrics... and i expect harmonies... http://www.youtube.com/v/nbNypLbWD4k&hl=en&fs=1&">

Random Thoughts
RANDOM THOUGHTS OF A MAD MAN I WALKED THAT WALK INTO THE LIGHT. AND I DID FIND ALL IT HAD TO OFFER. HAPPINESS , LOVE ,JOY.BUT THEN AGAIN IT WAS ALL TAKEN AWAY WITH NO REASON OR CAUSE. I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT MY PLACE IS IN THE DARK. THE DARK IS WHERE I FEEL NO PAIN OR HURT OR UNHAPPINESS. YET I ALSO FEEL NO LOVE OR JOY. BUT I GIVE UP ALL THE FEELINGS TO FEEL NOTHING WHY BECAUSE NOTHING CAN NOT HURT AS BAD AS ALL THE OTHER FEELINGS HAVE CAN IT?LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION? HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH YOUR PAIN AND HURT. DO YOU DO LIKE ME AND BOTTLE IT UP, HIDE IT NOT ONLY FROM THE WORLD BUT FROM YOURSELF ALSO? HAVE YOU EVER SAT IN THE DARK AND FELT NO PAIN NO HURT NO DISTRUST? WELL UNTIL YOU DO WHY LOOK DOWN ON ME OR FEEL SAD FOR ME FOR IT . I SAY TRY IT . NEXT TIME YOU HURT OR ARE IN THAT BLACK CLOUD OF NOT KNOWING . COME TO THE DARK SIT HERE A FEW AND TELL ME HOW IT TREATED YOU. YOU NEVER KNOW YOU MAY LIKE IT . SOME ASKED ME HOW DO I FEEL TODAY AND MY RESPONSE WAS HOLLOW . YES HOL

Fragment From World's Oldest Bible Found Hidden In Egyptian Monastery
Academic stumbles upon previously unseen section of Codex Sinaiticus dating back to 4th century By Jerome Taylor, Religious Affairs Correspondent Wednesday, 2 September 2009 PA A page from the earliest surviving Bible, of which another fragment has been discovered in Egypt A British-based academic has uncovered a fragment of the world's oldest Bible hiding underneath the binding of an 18th-century book. Nikolas Sarris spotted a previously unseen section of the Codex Sinaiticus, which dates from about AD350, as he was trawling through photographs of manuscripts in the library of St Catherine's Monastery in Egypt. The Codex, handwritten in Greek on animal skin, is the earliest known version of the Bible. Leaves from the priceless tome are divided between four institutions, including St Catherine's Monastery and the British Library, which has held the largest section of the ancient Bible since the Soviet Union sold its collection to Britain in 1933. Academics from B

For Bret
A poem for my perfect mate by: Susan Elizabeth H When I asked God to send me my perfect mate I told him I wanted someone for life not just to date I asked for a man that was taller than me To be kind and only have eyes for me Someone who would love me and look past my faults To raise me up and never let me fall With arms to hold me and never let me go For lips to kiss me and for our love to grow Hands to touch me and send shivers down my spine For his love to me more addictive than the finest wine For his eyes to show the love he has more me For his ears to hear what I have to say willingly And after I was done praying my prayer Little did I know God was planning something all the way up there I bet he laughed when I gave Him my request Because as you know God does know best I bet He was thinking "My child you have no Idea what you are going to get, For this is a man that is going to love you the best. He is everything you would want and a whole lot more, You wo

Quiet Emotion
I always wanted more from youthan you were willing to give;So now we've gone our separate wayseach with different lives to live.The bond will always be therethe friendship always intact;But the time for us has come and goneand the pages of time, you can't turn back.I will always be a friend to youand wonder how you are;The smiles and laughter I will rememberand our fights have become painless scars.Sometimes on those busy dayswhen you've a thousand things to do;Please let me glide slowly through your mindand spend some time with you.In that quiet momentwhen you're surprised to find me there;Just remember even with the distance between usI am still someone who cares.

Loneliness
down and out and lonely again but I don't ..care.. that the Stars don't ever fall my way anymore; because I was Destined to live my sad, sad, sad life of Misery all by myself until the very end. until the Sunsets realized that I cried the night away for no other reason than to wait; than to wait on bended knees and trying to try to believe in you holding me close once again. what happened to that once long ago love that wanted to so damn bad to capture my heart before it turned; before it turned itself into a stone so cold that never could roll it's pain away from me of living all its loneliness of one last wish that; got forgotten from the Gods above. I don't care that I don't feel anymore but just like you I've been down and out and lonely again; for way too long that every now and then I wish I could feel something different other than me wanting to die myself away tonight.

Forsaken World(my Nsfw Story)
As my hands start to wonder I kneel to the floor and my tongue starts to play and U become very hard and I feel u getting more and more excited as my tongue caresses ur hard cock, I feel u grab my hair and start to pull and I go faster and faster. Just as u are about to cum I push u onto the bed and start to kiss u and I feel u getting more excited and U start to beg me to make it more pleasurable. I climb on top and put ur hard cock into my nice and wet......... U start to grab onto me and run ur hands all over my body out of pure pleasure from me riding u, I stop right before u cum and lick down ur chest and pull u up and make u get behind me as I insruct u to put ur very hard cock back in as u stand behind me. I take a deep breath as I feel u enter, I start moving and pushing myself into u harder and harder as I am just about to cum I make u pull out. I order u to re enter as I start to scream ur name cause u feel amazing, I reach around and pull u so that u go deeper and deeper, I

Live - The Dolphin's Cry Lyrics
The way you're bathed in light Reminds me of that night God layed me down into your rose Garden of trust And I was swept away With nothing left to say Some helpless fool yet I was lost In a swoon of peace You're all I need to find. So when the time is right. Come to me sweetly, come to me. Come to me. Love will lead us, alright Love will lead us, she will lead us Can you hear the dolphin's cry? See the road rise up to meet us It's in the air we breathe tonight Love will lead us, she will lead us Oh yeah we'll meet again, It's like we never left Time in between was just a dream Did we leave this place? This crazy fog surrounds me You wrap your legs around me All i can do to try and breathe Let me breath So that I So we can go together Love will lead us, alright Love will lead us, she will lead us Can you hear the dolphin's cry? See the road rise up to meet us It's in the air we breathe tonight Love will lead us, she will lead us Life is like a shooting star It don't matter who

Please Read It's About Scammers
beware of scammers i got hit by one for 10 million fubucks but i stopped them for scamming two others one for 15 million an the other for 8 million right now the scammer is going by the name uGLybeTTy her page is http://www.fubar.com/user/3489467 beware don't bescammed please go block her before she get you uGLybeTTyhttp://b.pcc2.fubar.com/76/49/3489467/tn_535866146.jpg">@ fubar

For Zombie Squad Members
Ok....this week we are going to run things a little differently this week wee this will be the ONLY post for people we are rating primarily because 2 of the non members are really close to leveling and with a group effort of rating these people 1,2,3 4 or more folders a day we can help them to level if we ALL pitch in. So these will be the only 3 non members posted this week and they are....... ~ ♥ ~~ ♥ ~@ fubar Μĩŕā ~ ♥ ~OwnerTheHideOut,Asst.Mrg.BoredRadioHunter\'sWife CSC - TDG Manager -TDG ROCKS!! Where EVERYONE is Important! JOIN US!@ fubar Wï¢kêÐ Kï§§ê§-Pinky Bitch\'s Wifey@ fubar So lets show these 3 people up there as much Zombie Love as we can! Now.....THESE three people down here DESERVE ALL the love we as a group can show them some of you know them already,they are our own members CoCo Blue,Mystic Spice and Tera Loves Ebou.....these 3 ladies I want to see EVERY MEMBERS face on every one of their foders so to

Wtf
Is this like the year of the bad ex's holy crap..OMG..what the hell..I mean I am friends with most my ex's..cuzI figure just cuz we couldn't make a relationship of that sorts work out doesnt mean they are bad people....but the few that I wouldnt mind if they existed or not have all decided they want to be my friend on either facebook or myspace...AAAAH run away! Far Far Far away......

The Best Shower
As u are on your way home from work,u start thinking what u are going to do for the rest of the night. U call me to tell me that u are on ur way home and I dont answer. U get home and come through the door and I walk up to you and give u a kiss. U look at me as if to say "what is that for"? At that moment I help u to take ur things off that u have been in all day and U look at me and smile. I walk with you down the hall to the bedroom and there u find all the lights off with only candles burning. U are hesitant to say anything not knowing what I is in store for you. We go into the bathroom and there u see that the shower is running and I have a a smile on my face. we hold each other and cant stop kissing and soon our hands starts feeling each others body. We proceed to help each other undress and we get in the shower. I look at you to let u know that I am thinking the same thing that u are, I pull u closer and whisper in ur ear " lets make each other happy". U kneel down in front of me

Bitter Sweet Auction
BitterSweet's Auction Page http://www.fubar.com/user/1604988 offers:make sure u are shitfaced at least twice a weekrate up to 300 pics a weekrandom pic comments/page commentsrandom giftssfw (have to email to you, no room left for pics)cash offers:vip- 300 11's per weekyahoo snplus all the abovebling pack- at least 1 blingyahoo snplus all the abovewill talk about more if bids get high enough Starts Sept 8th open now for bidding! Auction Ends Sept 18th 11:59pm Fu Time Opening bid starts at 500k to bid please post comment here on this blog below Once a cash bid is added to bucks bid only bucks cannnot be bid! Bid Below!

Family/friends List
OKIEZ SO JUST A HEADS UP I'M REDOIN' MY FAMILY/FRIENDS LIST ONLY BECAUSE I FEEL THAT THE MAIN PEOPLE THAT TALK TO ME SHOULD EITHER BE SHOWN ON MY PAGE OR SHOULD BE IN MY FAMILY. SO, DON'T GET PISSED IF U WERE ON BOTH FRIENDS AND FAMILY THEN ONLY SEE URSELF ON THE FRONT PAGE ON ONE! I DON'T WANNA PUT "DUPLICATES" WHEN I CAN GIVE ANOTHER FRIEND RECOGNITION. AS FAR AS FAMILY GOES, I'M GOING THROUGH IT AND IF U DIDN'T ADD ME UR OFF, AND IF UR ON MY FAMILY IT'S CUZ I WANTED U THERE OKIEZ? OKIEZ! AS FAR AS TOP FRIENDS GOES I WISH THERE WAS MORE ROOM BUT THERE'S NOT SO DON'T GET PISSY WITH ME IF UR NOT ON THERE, BUT I TRIED TO PUT THE PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY TALK TO ME/HELP ME WITH THINGS/ ETC. AND ALSO PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY HAVE ME ON THEIR FRONT PAGE. SOME OF U MAY BE ASKING WHY THE HECK ARE YOU POSTING THIS? WELL LAST TIME I DID THIS PEOPLE GOT PISSED AT ME THEN STARTED SPREADING VICIOUS RUMORS. BUT GUESS IT'LL HAPPEN EITHER WAY EH? LOL..WELL IF U KNOW ME YOU KNOW I'M KIND AND SWEET TO MY FRIE

Fucking Cunt
Did you know that I smoke weed? HahahaAnyone who knows me knows that!My family knows and loves me! So this Dumb CUNT has been Threatening me because I smoke weed-says shes gonna send the cops to my house and have me arrested!This Stupid Ugly Ass Bitch says I can get in trouble because my myspace page has Pot Leafs and Buds and Weed on it!!~Yet! This Stupid Cunt Smokes Weed too! She's just a closet smoker! And if her parents(that she lives with) find out I'm sure they won't be too happy with her! Some people need to get a life and quit being so jealous of me-I mean I know I'm cool as fuck and everyone wants to be me ~but damm Bitch- Get a Life of your own and quit Stalking me! So for all my true friends- here's a link to this closet smoking UGLY ASS Cunt's page! http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=59984785 Go fuck with her- If ya love me! xoxoDie

Two Nuns (dove Emailed Me This, Had To Share!)
There were two nuns> > One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), > > and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). > > It is getting dark and they are still far away from the> convent. > > SM: Have> you noticed that a man has been following us for the past> thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he> wants. > > SL: It's logical. He wants> to **** us. > > SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach> us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do? > > SL: The only logical thing to do of> course is to walk faster. A little while> later... > SM: It's not> working. > > SL: Of course it's not working. The> man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster,> too. > > SM: So, what shall we do? At> this rate he will reach us in one minute. > > SL: The only logical thing we can do is> split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot> follow us both. > > So the man decided to follow Sister> Logical. > > > > Sister Mathematical arrives at the> convent and is worried a

Tit;le~
Hello to all that reads these things, I really dont have a lot to say, I am sat here thinking about something and not sure what it all means, Not sure if it's a sign of Luck or just my emotions are trying to take a jet trip from my brain to my heart. I know, I got a way with wording things and if you do not understand what I am on about, just ask ,If I want you to know I will

More Male Testosterone Induced Ignorance
JC: thats right, I am ugly lol -> JC: its not the worth the cost to mess with someone who is not even hotter than he is ->JC: blah blah blah? JC: blah, blah, blah ->JC: ur crazy he deserves a girl who only wants him and will never be a whore behind his back.......but ty for the interest JC: only when they find out, only a real bad girl doesn't get caught lol ->JC: till ppl get hurt JC: HELL YEAH! ->JC : to f*ck around on hiM? JC: That would be hot JC: too bad ->JC: i have not JC: do u mess around with other guys?

People Who Fake Shit...
This is a rant of sorts..Today I met a quite charming man on here he was very nice and seemed to be very easy going. He also said the pics on his profile were of him. We had a lengthly convo and he had to jet..so I started googling hot actors I like I was thinking of putting together a drool album.hehe I was trying to find the name of this one hot ass Native american actor,when I actually found the pic on this guys profile. When he returned I asked him about it. He got real quiet,then admitted it wasnt him and I then I got him to email me his real pic. No he wasnt even close to the pic he claimed was him! Im just puzzled as to why people even feel they need to do that? I put my pics up and Im me.. Im not even close to perfect myself. But isnt starting a friendship with a lie bullshit? I cant stand fucking liars. Basically I lost any potential respect for the guy and went and deleted everything to do with him...I just kinda butthurt cause who I thought he was made me drool...and T

Music
hey everyone i just updated my player on my profile im a big 80s fan and some of the music you may know and some you may not take a trip back and see if any of them brings back memories for ya take care all my fu friends and enjoy and any positive feedback would be greatly welcome :)

[lancelot]
Maybe I needed clarity, maybe I needed to feel numbbut the hooch helped.I dunno... it's been a whilea good long while since something wasn't thought to death with me.Just felt right y'know?Not my usual fated bullshit I pull to get girls in the sack either.So I might have to step back a bit on this one, I'd rather not.But the last time I had a muse, it kinda ended after but one somewhat sexual encounter.Intensebut all the moretoo fucking cerebral. She was the best girl I knew- on paper. Dunno what went wrong from there.But it felt more like shopping for a car than making love.At least I wasn't just killing time like I usually was.It's not right of me to carry on now that I know she has a mate.It's not right of me to linger in the pleasant places where the perfect or even real version of her exists.She was good for my work I think.She was good for ... me. Really.I acknowledged having a spontaneous emotion or 12.But...there is the major but of the other man.Does this mean this period of w

I Want To Know
I want to know the youThat has yet to be introducedI'm talking about the youThat you've been keeping to yourself I want to know your most recent fantasyYou know, the one that just tickles your fancyI want to know each and everythoughtSo I can lay back and contemplate making them reality I want to know the spotThat seems to be under so much stressBecause as your body's physican I have the answerIt just needs to be caressed I want to know if that same spotWas rubbed, licked, or kissedWould your mind ponderOn what you could've missed I want to know what makes you happyWhat makes you sad, What makes you sighAnd what makes you cry If I have to take a dive And explore the deepest oceanI'll find outAnd bring it back to shore I want to knowThat no matter what you're going throughWhether life is sunny or blueI want to know - Do I have a friend in you? By: Samantha Lewey

Sacrifice
I'm standing hereAt work, on a slow dayWishing I could call youJust to say HeyI love you and I miss youI wish I could visitI can't get to where you areYou're just too far awayThe kids say they talk to you every dayBut I can never find the words to sayI want SO bad to be mad at youBut I love you too much for thatI understand that you were tryingTo make the world a better placeBut baby it hurts so much to knowThe cost of Freedom was YOUR lifeBefore it was always someone elseSomeone else's son, father, sister or brotherNow that cost has hit homeAnd the price rings trueI guess I just want you to knowThat I'm proud of youAnd hope that you are happier nowI also want you to know thatI'll always Love, Cherish, and missMy Proud, Dedicated, Military WIFE!© 2009 by G.R.Kuder

Read Me
What she doesn't know will kill you by Matt Brochu November 21, 2003 You met her a few months ago, and somehow she managed to seep into your subconscious like that "Suga how you get so fly" song. Just like you have no clue who the hell sings it, you don't know why she's there. But she is, whether you like it or not. You know her cell phone, her room phone. You can dial her Aunt Doreen's house in West Springfield (where she goes to do her laundry every two weeks) faster than you can peck-out 911. But she doesn't know. Her screenname, that generic one with her first name followed by three to five random numbers or UMass, has its own category at the top of your buddy list. Not only do you know what a "Buddy Alert" is, you've rigged your computer to play "Fat Guy in a Little Coat" from "Tommy Boy" every time her screen name changes from gray to black. Then her away message comes down, and you have a decision to make. To IM or not to IM? These are the ridiculous games that

Car Shipping
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Men
Men think woman are stupid they are living with a female and turn around and try very hard to get another female. the female he lives with is paying for everything, why is he trying to be with me. He says he loves two people and he cant ever have one. He says to me I die if I can have you and i will really die if i cant have you as a friend too. He is imming me and calling me but hello i have my man so why do i want an ass. He tells me he wants to show me his new hair and explain things to me so i go to my computer and then comes on with his gf and asks me why I want to see his cam. So why bother me at all. All you are doing is digging yourself a whole to live in. Just leave me alone and get a life like I told this person this morning grow up and act like a man and stop hollaring at me you. You called me a whore in my lounge but if anyone is a whore its you. I am with a man who has a job, and that treats me like gold. If I wanted a dead beat asshole I would find my baby's dad

Are You One Of Us?
Writing is the representation of language in a textual medium through the use of a set of signs or symbols (known as a writing system). It is distinguished from illustration, such as cave drawing and painting, and the recording of language via a non-textual medium such as magnetic tape audio. In Eurasia writing began as a consequence of the burgeoning needs of accounting. Around the 4th millennium BC, the complexity of trade and administration outgrew the power of memory, and writing became a more dependable method of recording and presenting transactions in a permanent form (Robinson, 2003, p. 36). In Mesoamerica writing may have evolved through calendrics and a political necessity for recording historical events. Writing, more particularly, refers to two things: writing as a noun, the thing that is written; and writing as a verb, which designates the activity of writing. It refers to the inscription of characters on a medium, thereby forming words, and larger units of language, kno

Ralph
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ralph..'Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, Clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past.. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'

Getting Url Of Photos
Friend asked me something quite simple, how to get the URL from images, but me being longwinded... this is what you get... :P Okay this shall be a quick and simple blog a friend wanted to know how to get the properties of images to use in the Photo URL code, this shall be a continuation of my linking code so will put some of the same stuff from the blog here [http://www.fubar.com/blog/215584/991624] I use web browser, Mozilla Firefox 3.2 [maybe 3.3] so depending on your drop down menu may have different options depending on your browser and/or settings, but shall always have properties on it. To get the URL for any photo, on any website [granted they do not have right clicking block on it, which I shall cover further down] Simply right click on it, when you do a drop down menu should come up like this. When you have the image you can either save the image to your computer and upload it on your image hosting site of choice [photobucket, tiny pic, etc] when you do this those sites will

Ready To Say Fuck It All
ok ppl wanna no wat my deal is here it is point blank for u im sick of being asked for help and in return when i ask for sumthing if i do geting side lined im sick of deal with the fact i give yall everything and help out with out a reason and never ask for anything in return and yet when i do ask for sumthing i told to go fuck my self so everyones always like ur suchj a sweetheart well no ppl r gonna realize first hand im an asshole im sick of it and im done im tired of puting my neck out there for everyone else and then being treated like shit u got a problem with me then bring it to me

Have Come To The Conclusion
I HAVE COME TO THE END OF MY ROPE HERE... I HAVE GIVEN AND GIVEN AND GIVEN ON HERE AND I HAVE NEVER ASKED FOR ANYTHING IN RETURN.... ONCE IN A GREAT WHILE ILL SHOW UP IN YOUR SB ASKING TO BE BOMBED IF YOU HAVE THE TIME BUT THATS IT... RATES DONT COUNT CAUSE EVERYONE ASKS FOR THOSE... WHY IS IT SO FUKING HARD TO GET WHAT YOU GIVE IN RETURN? I AM BOMBING THIS WEEKEND... DONT BOTHER SHOWING UP IN MY SB THIS TIME... I WILL HAND PICK THE PEOPLE I AM GOING TO BOMB AND THEY WILL BE THE ONES THAT SENT ME THANK YOU MESSAGES AND HAVE BOMBED ME IN RETURN WITHOUT ME HAVING TO ASK... THIS IS THE END... I WILL RAPE WHOS EVER 11'S I FEEL LIKE RAPING SO DONT FUKIN ASK ME... I WILL DO THIS WITH THE HELP OF A FEW SELECT, NAMELY MY #1 AND #2 FAMILY... IF I COULD USE AN ENTIRE BOMB ON JUST YOU 2 I SURE AS HELL WOULD... I LOVE YOU BOTH... OK IM DONE DOING WHAT I DO BEST.... IF YOU HAVE A RUDE COMMENT ON THIS THEN JUST KEEP IT TO YOURSELF AND MOVE ON... THIS IS ME VENTING AND I THOUGHT ITS BETTER IN HERE TH