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Blah
I swear people are so crazy. There is so much drama in my sisters life and she tends to bring it to everyone elses. She made her bed she needs to lay in it. People everyday have problems but they are yours for a reason do not put them on other people. You should make the next person happy only to get it in return. Oh, and all this shit where women are fighting over men OMG drop the dead beat and WTF are you fighting for. Women should stick by women men do. There are plenty of women and men out there so for the people out there sitting on the couch crying get up and go out. I gues this is my blah for the day but remember life is what you make of it.

The Midnight Phone Call
(as far as i know this is not a true story) We all know what it's like to get that phone call in the middle of the night. This night's call was no different. Jerking up to the ringing summons, I focused on the red illuminated numbers of my clock. Midnight. Panicky thoughts filled my sleep-dazed mind as I grabbed the receiver. Hello?" My heart pounded; I gripped the phone tighter and eyed my husband, who was now turning to face my side of the bed. Mama?" I could hardly hear the whisper over the static. But my thoughts immediately went to my daughter. When the desperate sound of a young crying voice became clearer on the line, I grabbed for my husband and squeezed his wrist. "Mama, I know it's late, but don't...don't say anything, until I finish. And before you ask, yes, I've been drinking. I nearly ran off the road a few miles back, and..." I drew in a sharp shallow breath, released my husband's wrist and pressed my hand against my forehead. Sleep still fogged my

Gitcha Mama
A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "Paw, what's at?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the

My Secret Lover
An unforeseen love Never meant to be Not from above Definitely not for me Not for the shadows Not for the mind Not for the kid Who is one of her own kind I am always being ignored Never really cared Then I saw you one day And all I could do was stare You were the one who lit the hallway The one who shined so bright You were the one you shown in the darkness Creating your own light You might be shy and lonely But you complete my entire world You may not even know me And think I am some weird girl You don't even know me But I know a lot about you Can you even notice A single thing I do How I walk through the halls Just looking straight at you Walking into walls All the day through All I want to do Is just be with you But I don't understand why you don't have a clue Why cant you see me no matter what you do I don't understand what I need to do When I walk past you And try to think through The day what to say when my time is due my love

Fall Photo Contest
Ive entered another Photo Contest, this one is the theme of Fall. The Photo I used was taken yesterday morning just round the corner from where I live Here is the Link for the Voting Just click on the photo

Beautiful Days Chapter One
BEAUTIFUL DAYS CHAPTER ONE: DINNER WITH JAKE I remember that night. It rained like a bitch. The streets were too slick. It was dark. And i don't mean just regular dark dark in nature. Dark in a lot of ways. Too many to explain now. There's an even darker alley behind the old piece of shit Apex motel. A sillhouette of a trenchcoated person with a hat, medium in size, runs down this alley as if to be searching for someone. They come to the ladder of the fire escape at the motel. They climb up to the fifth floor. Peeking into the window is a beautiful brown eye. No doubt by now that the trenchcoated person is female. She spies a figure in this motel room. Tied to a chair. Head hanging towards his lap. She whispers the words through the broken window pane... PAPA... She whispers to him a second time. The man comes around. He speaks softly as if to keep his voice from being heard by outsiders... Sophie...? Is that you? By now we obviously know that the wo

What Rocker Are You
Plz let me know what rocker you are, in the comment(PLZ) You scored as Slash. You are SLASH! What more is there to say.......Keep on Rockin!Slash60%Ozzy Osbourne!60%James Hetfield50%Kurt Cobain40%Tommy Lee20%Jimi Hendrix20%Billie Joe Armstrong10%What Bad Ass Rock Legend Are you? *with pictures*created with QuizFarm.com

Here A Dear Abby For Ya....helpin' My Good Bud By Posin' The ?
What is it with certain women.....You love them, respect them, make a daily effort to tell them how much you love, and honor them.....willing to do anything for them. In turn you are told by that same woman that they know how much you treat them like a queen...but yet they also say, "I wanna see what else is out there". "I wanna see what else is out there"!!!!! So being heart broken what else is there to do, but to pack up and leave...you think about her, try to move on...as hard as it is to do.... Come 1 month short of a year later and she says to you..."I wish you had never left, you don't know how much I miss you"..... WTF are you to do?....She filled your heart then broke it...WTF are you to do?

What To Do?
I am dont know what to do. I am dating this guy and I really like him but I am not ready for a relationship. I dont care if i spelled it right or not! I thought i was ready but i am not I have to tell him tonight, I have been cryig already. He really likes me. I am not in a good place right now. I just got divorced this yr and i am still having to deal with somethings that have to do with my ex. He put me through hell and back again. I am feel so bad right now.well i just wanted to write somewhere where he could not see. thanks for listen. :(

How Ya Feel Bout Me?
Please steal a moment to fill this out with your opinions (and we all know what those smell like) in a comment sluts 1. Who the hell are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me or have i ever bit your nipple? 5. Would you suck my toes? (theyre very clean) 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. What was your first impression? 9. Have I ever licked you? 10. What reminds you of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? 12. Would you give me your last beer? 13. When's the last time you saw me? 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?

Salute To My Fellow Veterans
I Just wanted to take a minute to say Thank You to All the Veterans both Past&Present.For All You Do&Have Done for this Country,You Deserve Our Respect,Loyalty&Support.You Are What Makes This Country Great.I Pray You All Stay Safe and God Bless.

Lmao.... In Training
Are you a Nudist? Your Result: Nudist in Training You are a nudist at heart and only to yourself. You want to go on and explore all but not sure if your ready. Take some time to gain the courage and strip away the chains. Go out and have fun!Wannabe Nudist Full Time Nudist Textile Are you a Nudist?Quizzes for MySpace

Fresh And New Angel In Waiting For You
Why do you get my juices flowing Why do I seek you without knowing Why do you turn me on so true And how you do this thing you do And how I long to hold you tight And how I want you in the night Lust for you does drive me to go see Lust that makes me think of the possibility Lust to take you and make you mine Desire to make you orgasm divine To taste you sweet and deep and long To try things that give the heart it’s song To be sung forever in sweet harmony Me on top of you, you on top of me Grinding the music into each others soul Bringing to half’s together making the whole And sing it out both long and loud A love making to make god proud That two can feel the need so strong It must be right cause it does not feel wrong By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Which Creature Are You??
Leave a comment Tell me what creature you are....Thank you You scored as Ware wolf. You are crused and hate it. You are full of sorrow and how u are forced to live like this..Ware wolf100%Vampire69%The reaper44%Which creature of death are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Again With The F'n Traffic
Well this morning I made it thru 695, 95 and 495 to 193 in VA in record time.. Thank god the govt had the day off. But then I get on 193 and all teh fucking soccer moms.. are in there SUV's... heading out to shop.. And what usually takes 15mins.. took 45.. GRRRR On the way home.. I left work at 1pm.. so I could beat traffic.. THINK IT FUCKING WORKED? NO First of all... Why does almost everyone ride there brakes thru the S curves after the 270 495 split.. going north.. and then again.. after the 270 merges back into 495? Why the fuck does traffic come to a complete stand still every TIME I SEE THE BIG chaple thing on the left side of the road.. OH HOW I HATE THAT FN CHURCH.. Evertime it comes into view traffic stops.. So I make it to the 95 north split.. PARKING LOT although this time there was a reason.. A white honda.. was smeared by a tractor trailer truck.. Looked like the truck merged.. over the passanger side of the honda and then r

The Perfect Disguise
Billie was out with a plan this morning. Her stride had purpose to it as she marched down the high street past all the shops and stores she passed every other day. Yet this morning they all seemed new and mysterious as though one of them might hold the elusive answer to her quest. Her gaze even lingered slightly longer on the windows of the brightly coloured trendy places where all the cool kids shopped. But she soon moved on again. The answer definitely wasn't in there. She wasn't quite sure what made her turn down the little alley. Maybe it was the way the sun passed straight over it, leaving it dark and mysterious. Maybe it was the old fashioned phone-box sitting at the corner. Or maybe it was they way her eyes were drawn to the broken cobbles lining the ground. The alley looked like it belonged in the Victorian times. It was bleak and primitive and yet somehow comforting to her. But whatever it was that lured into the damp-smelling street, it was forgotten as Billie wandered fu

Advice Or Sugestions Needed Asap
Hey peeps My daughter will be 1 on the 3rd dec and im havin a get together at my mums house as i live in a flat, there will be 7 adults, 2 boys 8 & 10 and a girl of 7. I want to make this a fun, happy and memorable day, as my family has been through alot the last few months. Has anyone got any suggestions. I am going to have winnie the pooh as the theme and i have designed the invites, but thats about it. Please help me out with some ideas. Thanx a mill Luv Ya all xxxBexxxx

Everybody Should Read
i dont know if i will be on here after tonight because i got some shit i got to do and everyone is starting to get as fake as myspace and the lies and shit god damn we aint in fucking high school no more so to the liars go fuck yourself and you know who im talking about

Work...
So I was at work today..and I was ringing a regular cash register..normally I do the customer service counter..but there were three people up there working, and they didnt really need me. So I offered to ring a regular cash register. I was waiting for this lady to come to the counter, when I heard.."omg the demons are going to get her, that eyebrow ring is Eeeeeevil"...mind you this was an older lady..anyways..she got up to my counter...and she said that Satan was coming to take me away soon, and that the evil spirits were going to get me...I almost died laughing. Well..Somehow I overcharged her 5 dollar, and she came back to my register, and said to me..I told you the evil spirits made you do that..thats evil..girls shouldnt do that, Take it out...Now...she had to go to the customer service desk to get her money back, and Linda the girl that was there and took care of this lady..has more piercings than I do..She's got her eyebrow, her tongue the one under her lip..on the chin? and I

Ecclesiastes...
To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted; A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up; A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance; A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing; A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away; A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak; A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.Ecclesiastes (ch. III, v. 1-8)

Fridays
well its friday night and im half drunk on vodka again lmao sat in front of my computer talkin to myself lmao.waitin for a person that isnt around to maybe come online lol .why do we do it there has got to be more to life than this lol.loves ya all

Wonderer
The darkness falls as I close my eyes but nothing dances upon the eyelids as once before Colors and beautiful images were once seen but all were brought to an end with my sacrifice. Weight upon my shoulders is heavy and should not be lifted by only one man I have made the mistakes and this is my hell. I will pay for the sorrow and loss for which I have brought. I will walk this life tagged as one who should have and never did. A wonderer of love and passion. A pusher of pain and conflict. A believer in romantic affiliation. Walk this earth for centuries I will. My eyes glued open. My heart at the peak. My soul as lonely as one who has just lost. Searching for that something, That nothing, That everything. Shaun AJ McLean

My Birthday Plans..... Anyone That Wants To Come & Join In The Spanking, Let Me Know!!
OK EVERYONE, HERE'S THE PLANS FOR MY BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION ........ I KNOW IN THE PAST WE HAVE TAKEN 3 & 4 & 5 DAY ROAD TRIPS TO CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY ..... THIS YEAR I AM ONLY ASKING FOR MY FRIENDS TO COME ON OUT TO INDUSTRY NIGHTCLUB (OPEN 9PM-5AM .....THAT'S RIGHT, 5 AM!!!) WITH THE SPYROOM SATURDAY CREW READY TO LIGHT YOU UP!! COMPLIMENTS OF DJ SHAWN JACKSON, DJ DIABLO, & DJ JOEY MUNSON, I PROMISE THIS WILL BE A FUCKIN KICKASS BIRTHDAY TO REMEMBER, ALTHOUGH THERE WERE ALOT OF BIRTHDAYS THAT WE DON'T REMEMBER.... SO, COME OUT AND JOIN US, AND REMEMBER THE ONLY 2 THINGS THAT ARE ACCEPTABLE B-DAY GIFTS ARE SHOTS & SPANKINGS.... LOTS & LOTS OF SPANKINGS FROM ALL THE PEOPLE I LOVE!! *~*~*~*~*~*BTW ...... WE ARE GONNA HOLD THE SPANKINGS TIL AFTER HOURS, THAT WAY I'M SURE TO BE FEELING NO PAIN & I WANT TO MAKE SURE ALL MY FRIENDS MAKE IT IN TIME, I KNOW JEREMIAH AARON & AMBER WILL BE COMING OUT AFTER HOURS, AS WELL AS CHUCK & DANNY. OK ....... LUV, PEACE & AXLE GREASE, *~*JENNA*~* (TH

Erotic Short Story: Callie Orders A Stout, Chptr 1
Callie locked her apt door and walked into the day. Her mahogany-hued hair, contrasted by streaks of teak and redwood, framed her heart-shaped face. Her wide glittery green eyes reflected rays emanating from the sun. She walked naturally, confidently, sure of the world and her place in it. Her face glowed with serenity and satiation. However, this feisty little brunette had no idea what satiation was. Yet. Callie placed her tortoise-shell Ray Bans on her pert, pretty face as she fiddled with the cd buttons of her car stereo. Driving to her favorite bar, in her early 90s VW Cabriolet, top-down, her hair was blown back by the wind, her cheeks, the apples, flushed and pink. She licked her thick, dark, pouty lips, hoped her pale skin wouldn’t get enough sun to turn pink, and thought about the drinks she would drink. Callie put two dollars in the jukebox, ten songs. Her first choice, Al Green. The rest: Bruce Springsteen, Marvin Gaye, Prince, Billie Holiday, Pink Floyd. S

Im In A Princess Contest Come And Vote For Me
alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"> TO ALL MY CHERRY FRIENDS AND FAMILY, COME AND SHOW ME THE LOVE AND VOTE FOR ME IN THE PRINCESS CONTEST..ID REALLY APPRECIATE IT...THANK YOU ALL, LOVE YA PRINCESS XOXOXOXOXXOOXOXO---PRINCESSS

First Long War Marine To Receive Medal Of Honor
First Long War Marine to receive Medal of Honor Nov. 10, 2006; Submitted on: 11/10/2006 02:12:24 PM ; Story ID#: 20061110141224 By Staff Sgt. Scott Dunn, Headquarters Marine Corps Quantico, VA (Nov. 10, 2006) -- A corporal who died shielding men in his care from a bursting grenade deserves America’s highest military decoration, President Bush has confirmed (http://www.mcnews.info/mcnewsinfo/moh/). Actions by Cpl. Jason L. Dunham, who would have turned 25 today, merit the Medal of Honor, Bush said at the National Museum of the Marine Corps’ dedication ceremony, which coincided with the 231st Marine Corps anniversary. On April 14, 2004, in Iraq near the Syrian border, the corporal used his helmet and his body to smother an exploding Mills Bomb let loose by a raging insurgent whom Dunham and two other Marines tried to subdue. The explosion dazed and wounded Lance Cpl. William Hampton and Pfc. Kelly Miller. The insurgent stood up after the blast and was immediately kill

Only 65???
You Are 65% Bitchy While you may not think of yourself as the ice queen, admit it, you're often in a bad mood. And it's those around you who often bear the brunt of your annoyance, even if they haven't done anything wrong! How Bitchy Are You?

How Naughty (or Nice) Were You This Year?
You Were Pretty Average This Year You Were 45% Naughty, 55% Nice You tried to be a good girl this year... But as you know, being good isn't that fun! If you're extra sweet, you may have enough time to get on that nice list. How Naughty (Or Nice) Were You This Year?

Hooohumm
well i feel worse I think I made Rob mad at me I don't know what I did =[ as if today hasn't been bad enough we me in pain unable to breathe all day since i woke up and its still happening. im glad its not right now =[. but got some interesting messges on my MySpace..-FUCK MySpace!!! it's GAY. Got 3 Messages from 2 emo chicks. One looked fucking 10 years old the way a blonde skanky emo. the barbie tramp called me a disguiting fat bitch blah. whatever ummk atleast im real. She was dissin' ICP and psychopathic calling it a waste of oxygen. She will meet my axe with her forehead. The last message I got some this one fucking UGLY brawd I mean fuck man, that made me wanna go 100% straight. GROSS >_< but with her trying to say how i mispelt shit on my profile when she wasnt even reading it write cause I spell alot better than most the people I know. It's been fucking gay today.

Best Rack Contest?
Hey guys, I am in a new contest, my very first one! Feel free to vote for me, but you guys should atleast check it out if you have the chance. http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=221414&albumid=107621&i=272512823 Also, if you do vote for me, im me on yahoo so I can personally thank you! Yahoo: CherryTappingCoyote Thanks guys!

We Gave Our Baby A Name.....
I think that part of the reason that I have been able to make peace with the loss of the baby as well as I have over the last couple weeks is that I made up a little place in the house to remember the baby that left too soon and Mike and I chose a name for the baby as well. I am not sure how I feel about sharing it but I think that I might over time. Just dont like that everything online gets stolen. thanks for stopping by and listening.

A Rose By Any Other Name...would Still Stink.
If love is unspoken, Why can't we shut the hell up? If I'm suposed to follow my heart, Why do my feet run me the other way? If love is unbreakable, Why is our relationship shattered? If what we did was making-love, Why was there none when we stopped? How can I quit crying When the only one who can make me stop, Is the one who made me start? I can't sleep. I can't eat. Sometimes I can't even breathe. All I can do is write. My note book is full. My pens out of ink. I've run out of words. I just can't think. I have to give up. It's unfair to try. To rekindle flames. I watched dance in your eyes. The songs almost over. The stars no longer shine. The nights become empty. And I can't sing the last line....

Food For Thought !!!!
I jus wanted to come and address somethin that has been on my mind , its nuthin new everyone has been thru it one time in there lives and i know u all can relate .... i find it amazin how we have so many ppl in this world today that cant keep it REAL ... they have to lie, cheat , and be deceitful to get thru this life ... dont they know that neva will get ya anywhere ... and in the process they dont give a FUCK who they hurt in the ... that has always boggled my mind... and lil do they know what they sow they will reap ... so what seeds have u sown in ur life ?? and they ask themselves why nuthin in there life is goin right ... maybe think back at what seeds u have sown in others life cause they definately will come back and bite ya in the ass .... jus some food for thought if ur readin this i appreciate ur time and may God bless u in all u do ~1~

Forest Gump In Heaven
That fateful day finally arrived: Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St. Peter himself at the Pearly Gates. "Well, Forrest, it's certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you," St. Peter says. "I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we've been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven." "It shor is good to be here, St. Peter, sir," says Forest. "But nobody ever tolt me about any entrance exam. Shor hope the test ain't too hard; life was a big enough test as it was." "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions. First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T? Second: How many seconds are there in a year? Third: What is God's first name?" Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up and says, "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell

Somethings Nevah Change:(:(
just to let you know, my pc performed an act that normally one doesn't see too often. needless to say it's not a pretty sight, hehehehehe. at te moment i am using my daughter's pc, she's gone, so what the heck. it has it's own issues, indeed. her pc. long sad story short is i'll be hit n miss until i can get my 'puter back to life and in usuable mode. hope that eveyone has a safe and happy weekend and thank you for all the love, it's awesome. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxo Hosted By SparkleTags.com

Sorry I Havent Been On.
Hello to all my cherry friends! I've been missing in action. I've been spending time with my kids and having a blast doing it. My kids are getting older and I don't want to miss a thing. Plus my computer hasn't been cooperating. But i'm hoping I have all the bugs worked out. I miss all my buds out there and i wanted you all to know that i luv you! I have a ghost hunt thing tonight. Its pretty cool. My daughter and I are on a 10 member team. We are going to start investigating paranormal happenings. I'm into that sort of thing. You all have a great weekend and know that i luv you man! Muahhh....Becky

My Survey
> These questions get right to the point answer truthfully and repost .. > > 1. Anal or oral? Both, giving anal, give and recieve oral(love giving) > > 2. Chocolate or whip Cream? Whip cream > > 3. Ice or feathers? Ice > > 4. Two girls and a guy or two guys and a girl? Perfer mff, > > 5. Movie porn or live porn? live > > 6. What do you wear to bed ? nothing > > 7. Love making or hard fucking? depends on the person and the mood > > 8. Do you shave ? no > > 9. Spit or swallow? n/a > > 10. Do you masturbate ?yes > > 11. Whats your turn on ? beautiful women getting kinky( you'll have to ask for the rest) > > 12. Whats your favorite position ? Doggie style, woman on top > > 13. Do you belive in no glove no love ? depends on situation > > 14. Where would you really love to have sex ? anywhere > > 15. How long can you go ? (and be honest)most of the time a couple of hours > > 16. Bondage or soft & gentle ?depends on partner >

The Room
THE ROOM 17-year-old Brian Moore had only a short time to write something for a class. The subject was what Heaven was like. "I wowed 'em," he later told his father, Bruce. "It's a killer. It's the bomb. It's the best thing I ever wrote.." It also was the last. Brian's parents had forgotten about the essay when a cousin found it while cleaning out the teenager's locker at Teary Valley High School . Brian had been dead only hours, but his parents desperately wanted every piece of his life near them-notes from classmates and teachers, his homework. Only two months before, he had handwritten the essay about encountering Jesus in a file room full of cards detailing every moment of the teen's life.. But it was only after Brian's death that Beth and Bruce Moore realized that their son had described his view of heaven. "It makes such an impact that people want to share it. You feel like you are there." Mr. Moore said. Brian Moore died May 27, 1997, the day after Memorial Day. He

Thank A Vet.don't Rate This Blog...rate Wolfeagles....he Is At The Bottom Of The Page.i Got This From Him.
Except for Taps & Amazing Grace, no SONG has ever grab me like this one does. PLEASE.......Listen Closely......it's Only 2 Minutes of your time!!!!! If only this could be played ALL over our country on 11/11 at 11:00a.m. They were all young men & women when they gave so bravely ............ Here is chance to Thank a Veteran I Know they would really appeciate it!!! "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same! or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once was like in the United States where men were free." "Unknown Aurthor" Veteran's Thank You Blog Barbershop Singer Navy (51-54) Big Dog OwnerAir Force (85-87) U.S. Military seeulater27 DRiteGuy4U hrdrfstr Military Veteran

Take A Sec Out Ur Busy Day Fer A Moment Of Silence And To Stop And Remember Those That Have Served, Are Serving, And Will Serve In The United States M
These are the words to "Taps": "Day is done, Gone the sun, From the lakes, From the hills, From the sky. All is well. Safely rest. God is nigh." THANK YOU TOO ALLL THE VETERANS, SOLDIERS SERVING TODAY IN THE UNITED STATES MILITARY, AND TO THOSE WHO WILL ONE DAY SERVE THIS GREAT NATION!!! PFC BARNACZ, MELODIE (AKA FAERIE MAJIK)

Nuthin But A Thing.......
to all that has been a real friend I thank you .I was getting involved with a girl on the internet and even though she had 6 kids from different fathers (the story of my life lol)it didnt bother me.But as time went on more of her true sides came out.She is nothing more than a tease as so many others can attest. She is 25 has 6 kids and spreads her legs more than a hooker on in the bowels of new york.She is an illiterate hillbilly that has no class as she shows in her pics and the comments she leaves on guys pages.She says i am the one that is a fool.Well maybe i was but unlike others i have relized her true unworthiness and have come to find out that she is nothing more than a worthless whore.So guys dont fall for her shit she is tring to get some one to take care of her brode and her for she has no prospects on working and you cant tell but the pics are well before her pregnancys i know cause i seen her fat ass on camera .And ladies watch your guys cause she is nothing more than a hom

Blister In The Sun
Blister in the Sun When I'm out walking I strut my stuff yeah I'm so strung out I'm high as a kite I just might stop to check you out let me go on like I blister in the sun let me go on big hands I know your the one body and beats I stain my sheets I don't even know why my girlfriend she's at the end she is starting to cry let me go on like I blister in the sun let me go on big hands I know your the one... When I'm out walking I strut my stuff yeah I'm so strung out I'm high as a kite I just might stop to check you out When I'm out walking I strut my stuff yeah I'm so strung out I'm high as a kite I just might stop to check you out body and beats I stain my sheets I don't even know why my girlfriend she's at the end she is starting to cry When I'm out walking I strut my stuff yeah I'm so strung out I'm high as a kite I just might stop to check you out let me go on like I blister in the sun let me go on big hands I know y

Jack Palance
Veteran American actor Jack Palance, who starred in the classic western Shane and the cowboy comedy City Slickers, has died aged 87. His family were at his home in Montecito, California, when he died of natural causes, a spokesman said. Born in Pennsylvania of Ukrainian descent, Palance won fame as a hard man in films such as Shane and Sudden Fear. He turned to comedy in City Slickers, parodying his tough image and winning an Oscar for best supporting actor. On receiving the accolade at the 1992 Academy Awards, he delighted the audience by performing a series of one-arm push-ups on the stage. Evil gunslinger Palance was born Vladimir Palahnuik in 1919, the son of a coal miner, and took up boxing in the 1930s. He turned to acting after decorated service in the Second World War and made his film debut in 1950's Panic In The Streets. He quickly received an Oscar nomination for Sudden Fear, and then achieved greater fame a year later, in 1953, playing evil gunslinge

Survey
These questions get right to the point answer truthfully and repost .. > > 1. Anal or oral? Both > > 2. Chocolate or whip Cream? Whip cream > > 3. Ice or feathers? Ice > > 4. Two girls and a guy or two guys and a girl? depends > > 5. Movie porn or live porn? live > > 6. What do you wear to bed ? boxers> > 7. Love making or hard fucking? both > > 8. Do you shave ? no > > 9. Spit or swallow? > none > 10. Do you masturbate ?yes > > 11. Whats your turn on ?ass and tits > > 12. Whats your favorite position ? Doggie style > > 13. Do you belive in no glove no love ? dont like the glove, but okay > > 14. Where would you really love to have sex ? anywhere > > 15. How long can you go ? (and be honest) all night > > 16. Bondage or soft & gentle ?depends > > 17. Have you ever had sex in public ?yes > > 18. Do you touch yourself and get turned on ?no like when a girl does it > > 19. Is there anyone on your mind you want to have sex with ? Yes

Women And Their Damn Toilet Seats!
Women and Their DAMN Toilet Seats! Ok, so you want to complain when we don’t put the toilet seat down after we using the bathroom. And being house-broken by women, and obliging by nature we (men) go out of our way to put the toilet seat down when we finish. NO MORE, at least not until you women starting sharing the toilet responsibilities. You ask what the HELL is he talking about? I am talking about sharing the TOILET WOMAN. For now on, we want you to put the toilet seat up. Meaning, when we use the toilet and put the toilet seat down for you, we want you to lift the toilet seat up when you finish. WHAT! Yes, put the damn thing up after you use it, it’s only fair. We close, you open. If not I will post another bulletin on toilet etiquette and the presence of man. So lift every toilet and sing. Yes, I have nothing better to do today.

Rape In A Controlled Environment By A Seductive Mind
rape in a controlled environment by a seductive mind Current mood: anxious Category: Romance and Relationships ……Back against the wall, while I try to get cuffs on your right hand your trying to fight me off but it does no good for your no match for a guy my size I soon subdue your other hand and hook the cuffs on the hook 6 and a half foot off the ground. From there you are mine for the taking. What is this a jockey whip ah I have a surprise for you I make you lick the leather that it is made of and smack you a few time across your face to get your attention why are you so bad I say your clothes are still on I guess I will have to help you with that so I grab your shirt and bra with one grasp and rip them off with one fluid movement there bare skin all pail I will fix that I think a few marks with this whip aught to do the job how many times do you deserve I think 9 should suffice are you going to scream if so I will have to gag you with your panties which means I have to r

Kissing
kiss Current mood: creative Category: Romance and Relationships …….. Kissing is one of the sexiest forms of communication, seduction, satisfies the thirst of the sensual. Start with the lips small pecks at first and soon sucking the lips in yours like a raisin the sweet taste of a lip. Then lick from one end over to the other and around the top lip lightly biting the edge of your top lip then quickly suck across it back to the other and then a peck trail to the chin sucking on the point. Pecking my way along your jaw bone back to your lobe nibbling, licking the circumference………..

So Today I Joined The Navy
No seriously..About a week ago I went to Navy.com and sent them an email saying I was interested in getting some information. Sol the recruiter called and called and I never answered. Well today right when I got home from work, a white car pulled in behind me. He asked if I was interested in joining the Navy, I said yes. He then took me to the Navy office in Desoto. After about three hours signing my signature and answering questions, here is the plan... Tomorrow I'm getting off work at lunch and the recruiter is going to pick me up at my house and I am going to take a test to see what jobs I'm qualified for. That should take about two hours. Then they are shipping mr off to some fancy hotel for the night. The next day I'm going take a physical and some other things and get back home around 2:30 Thursday afternoon. I will be shipping out March 21st.

So Angry
So tired of your betrayals So tired and exhausted of having to fight to feel loved I am not doing this dance any more with you I am fatigued I have had enough You just keep hurting me and I am just suppose to forgive I have been hurt too much This is not how I want to live I can not take your lies Your betrayels, The constant put downs I am a fucking person with dreams to dream and Love to give How can someone who makes me so happy Hurt me as bad as this And then expect to me to just let it go My Pain to you is never real I am confused because I love you so much But I can not take the way I feel

Annoying Habits On Here
Ok, so I have come to enjoy this site very much. It is different from some of the other rating sites but not too different. However, some members always ruin the fun. Here are some of the annoying things I have encountered here: Asking me about my boobs. I understand that I have pictures of them but do you really have to ask if they are big? It is on my profile, just read.. Or do you have to point out that they are HUGE. Come on now, I think I know they are big by now. Another thing that bothers the hell out of me is asking me to rate you. I understand that rating you matters but you have no interest in talking to me or even say hello before you are begging me to do so. I have hundreds of ims a day, I can not get to everyone on my list. But I do try, which is good considering I never did it on any other sites. I may not leave as many comments as I should but I do leave some but I always check profiles and rate pictures and the profiles. Now, what REALLY pisses me off is w

Whew....
Glad today is over with.... had to work at the harley story again today and I am wiped out!!! Thank god I'm not working either job tomorrow!! Tomorrow is the Teddy Bear run.. should be lots of fun..... I'll be sure and take pictures....After the ride, there will be a big shindig and they are having a bike rodeo.. that should be fun.....

Thank You
I just want to say THANK YOU to those who have served and to those to serve !!! Thank you!!!! My thoughts and prayers are with you all!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It is the VETERAN, not the preacher, who has given us freedom of religion. It is the VETERAN, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press. It is the VETERAN, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech. It is the VETERAN, not the campus organizer, who has given us freedom to assemble. It is the VETERAN, not the lawyer, who has given us the right to a fair trial. It is the VETERAN, not the politician, Who has given us the right to vote. It is the VETERAN, who salutes the Flag God Bless America and the Men and Women who stand in harms way to protect our Future and our Freedoms I love my Vets how about you...

The Love Squad
The Love Squad By Virelle Kidder "Oh, no! Not company!" I groaned, the moment my car rounded the corner and our house came into full view. Usually I'd be thrilled to see four cars lined up in our driveway, but after I spent a weeklong vigil at the hospital with an ill child, my house was a colossal mess. Turning off the car engine, I dragged myself to the front door. "What are you doing home so soon?" my friend Judie called from the kitchen. "We weren't expecting you for another hour! We thought we'd be long gone before you got home." She walked toward me and gave me a hug, then asked softly, "How are you doing?" Was this my house? Was I dreaming? Everything looked so clean. Where did these flowers come from? Suddenly more voices, more hugs. Lorraine, smiling and wiping beads of perspiration from her forehead, came up from the family room where she had just finished ironing a mountain of clean clothes. Regina peeked into the kitchen, having finish

Some Bitch That Says That I Am Gross
jenna@ CherryTAP fuck her if you love me go tell this bitch to fuck off she never had to look cant she read my profile??? jenna@ CherryTAP go tell her she should just hit the back button and fuck off - and not try and attempt in putting me down cuz ur words are like water under a bridge for me

Friends Heart & Soul
Have you ever felt like you knew someone a long, long time ago? Another place, another time, a friendship of the souls? Two people who share a bond for reasons neither know, A feeling that they were friends, a long, long time ago? Did they stumble onto each other by pure circumstance, Or was it fate and destiny that played a certain hand? Two souls intertwined, they are worlds apart, But the soul, it knows no difference, in matters of the heart. Somehow they are drawn together, fate has brought them back, Each living worlds apart, they journey separate paths. When this life is over, and a new life begins, Their souls will find each other, two souls that we call friends.

Broken Machine.
I reached deep into an aspect of my mind that I haven't accessed in ages for this. Call it what you will, make of it what you will. Broken Machine I'm slipping here and I don't want to. I made it so fucking far, and it took so much fucking work and you're undoing every single bit of progress I've made and I don't want to be him again and I don't want I don't want I don't want I don't want not there again not him again and fuck you for making me need you and fuck you for leaving me like this and fuck you for making me love you and fuck you for me and fuck you for you andandandand I love you. You make me feel sick and I love you for it. I fucking hate you. I fucking need you. I play many roles and I am many people and I have many minds and yet and yet and yet you managed to find the core the center the control room the power supply and now that you fucking wormed your way in there you're ripping out the wires and your breaking all the parts and I can't live like t

Can I Make This Rock A Stone?
Let me ask you all - What is the meaning of Manipulation? Webster says this: exerting shrewd or devious influence especially for one's own advantage; "his manipulation of his friends was scandalous" - Wow!!! Can we say we don't know someone like this? I do... I have recently had an interaction with someone who will pull every string, taunt every line, and take every advantage of those around them that will make their way known. I say this to them: Search elsewhere!! I'm not lost, nor am I hurting for what will be and what is! I am only in pain for those friends of mine that get caught up in those webs that entangle others in their sick ways! Remember this, all those who see me as a friend - I am NOT a puppet, nor shall I be - I let all things in my life go one way or the other. Take this image with you: A man stands alone, his bench place gone...Does he sit on the earth and soil his pants? Yes - For the earth is what he knows... - That man is me - I have my 'grounding' and I know it! T

Thank You
'I want to Thank You ALL for your Support And votes I was in the lead till One Princess shot up to 700 can't EVEN TOUCH THAT!!! So congradulations to her.. REMEMBER IM NOT A BITCH IM A PRINCESS IN TIGHT SHOES!! LOVE U ALL!!!' YOU ALL ROCK!!! Ele

The Worst Thing In Life...
The worst thing in life is not having someone to love to be alone for the rest of your life. to search, but never be found... to live, but never really live... to love, and never be loved... to wake every morning to find yourself alone in bed. to be alone one day more, than you want to be. The worst thin in life.. is not to believe in yourself to put yourself down... to love and dream alone is not the worst thing in life. The worst thing in life is not living at all!

The Mental Ward
The walls closed in and everything around it feels pushed and pressured like my mind is strained by the questions of the judges. Shaking, bobbing, relentlessly thrown everything away only to be brought back by the wall is applied worse, stupefying, and chilling. Horrid breathing brought by the pain. Horrid echoes brought by the fear. Horrid whispers brought by the sorrow. Horrid memories all brought forth by the end. Horrid images all brought forth by the fury. The pain as I felt it was creeping me inside and out of my body as I feel the abuse and molest. Heavy, heavy breathing as I look upon roof for mercy. I cling onto the wall hoping there would be a glimmer of hope only to find darkness at the end of the tunnel. The fear as I was crawling on my knees looking for mercy hoping it would be given on my behalf but no I am not given any instead retribution is presented as a gift from the heart. Such relentless assaults are mocked by each blow echoing the

Ok So Here Is What I Want . . .
I have gotten inquiries now as to what I want or am looking for to get myself into a relationship. Apparently people want to know these things, why else would they ask? Alright never mind, I am answering anyway. The most important thing I am looking for in someone to be in a relationship with are these 5 things: 1. The man who will hurt me all night long and then lick the wounds and make them feel better in the morning 2. The man who will not tell me all those chessy I will never hurt you lines . . . we all know they are fucking lies, besides you usually hurt those you love the most right? 3. The man who will know when to leave me the hell alone and when to pull me close 4. The man who will never lie to me know matter what he does 5. Finally the man who will love me unconditionally, flaws and all I honestly have not found this man yet, don't know if I ever will. Yes, I'd like to, doesn't everyone want to live out their happily ever after? Besides it's fun to audit

Can Somebody Tell Me...
Why everytime I'm chatting with a nice guy (friendly but not sexual) and mention my husband I never get more than a one word answer from them again? Are guys that intimidated talking to a married woman? Puzzled and confused.

Flutterby
I have chosen to free my life and run with it I have chosen to open this wonderous heart to the possibilities of love Where is this path leading me palms wide open Am I meant to share myself with no one the arms around me are my own I am beautiful I am intelligent I have so much to give the only footsteps that lead me are my own lonley tears fall running rivers between my breasts a soft beg to no one possess me...

Breaking News: Terror Alert In Pittsburgh!
BREAKING NEWS: TERROR ALERT IN PITTSBURGH! PITTSBURGH, PA- PITTSBURGH STEELERS FOOTBALL PRACTICE WAS DELAYED NEARLY 2 HOURS THIS MORNING AFTER A PLAYER REPORTED FINDING AN UNKNOWN WHITE POWDERY SUBSTANCE ON THE PRACTICE FIELD. HEAD COACH BILL COWHER IMMEDIATLEY SUSPENDED PRACTICE AND CALLED THE POLICE AND FEDERAL INVESTIGATORS. AFTER A COMPLETE ANALYSIS, FBI FORENSIC EXPERTS DETERMINED THAT THE WHITE SUBSTANCE UNKNOWN TO PLAYERS WAS THE "GOAL LINE". PRACTICE RESUMED AFTER SPECIAL AGENTS DECIDED THE TEAM WAS UNLIKELY TO ENCOUNTER THE SUBSTANCE AGAIN THIS SEASON. Let's Go RAVENS! LET'S GO

The Revelation
Awesome vision once beheld, images danced within the mind. Forgotten in years gone by, imbedded in a soul now blind. Yesterday's promise unfulfilled, dormant inside a body weak Biding its time hidden well, behind haunted eyes so bleak. Pushing forth into illumination, the demon rears it ugly head. Trailing fear in its wake into the mortal heart which fled. Down it hurls into hell, followed by a tortured cry. This evil vision claws to the truth, exposing the damage without alibi. Thrust into an uncaring world, lost among the indifference there. A spectral presence in peripheral view, waiting to catch one unaware. Racing away from the unknown, Frightened eyes shifting to see. Alone but for a familiar shadow, Is the fearful presence me.

Bitches....
i post a reasonably decent art photo, i mean it's not brilliant but nice and what do i get 2 comments(those 2 comments i appreciate deeply) but fuck if i post a pic of mu dick i'l get 30 hits by a blink.... blah...

How To Make A Woman Happy...
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be

A Bit Lonely ....
Well ... my ex-girlfriend is happily back in Rhode Island, and my ex-roommate has moved back in with his re-girlfriend. My friend Terry F. is living in Pittsfield and his car's a piece of junk so he rides his bike a LOT (which keeps him out all the time and nowhere near where I am). My friend Ray has seemingly found the woman of his dreams, and spends all waking hours with her. My friend Chris ran over his toe with a flat full of leather (basically that's about a ton-and-a-half to two tons of leather on a big rolling cart) so he is outa commission for a while -- he got some really good drugs for the pain. My family is all out-of-state (RI, CT -- Connecitcut not Cherry Tap, MD -- actually in Washington DC). All of my other friends are scattered to the four corners of the globe. Now I am alone in a 3 br appartment, and alone at work cause the only person I really work with is Chris, who has not been in to work since Wednesday. I have been trying to make friends on here so that I a

I Have To Vent Again...
It really pisses me off that people are only interested in seeing what they can't... as you all know I got really pissed at how many people were begging to see my "private" album. I had allowed only my family to view... those people being the ones that either know me... or have gotten to know me online. But still... I got bombarded with shouts and messages... can I see your private pics... so I wrote a blog... still I received tons of requests... so I renamed my album "Please see my blog before asking to see pics" STILL I got bombarded... and I would reply politely... please read my blog as I prefer to get to know someone first... then I got a message like this... "Well I would if I could find it or if you had something we can talk on" He never once asked me for my MSN, Yahoo, AIM whatever... he just assumed I was supposed to tell him off the hop... sorry buddy it don't work that way... sure I read tarot cards but I am not FUCKING PSYCHIC YOU MORON... So... I told him of

Outraged
Well know that I am extremely pissed off, we will try this again. A so called friend of our crzy crew brings a buddy out for food after the bar and allows his friend to touch the one person that you never touch unless she says it is alright. When I find out who this person is I will hunt him done and kill him for what he did. You don't ever touch a lady in that manner when you don't know her. And to the person that brought him their, you claim to have feelings for her , but you defend this guy and won't give up his name is just wrong. You say Scott that you are my friend but you do this. All I can tell you is that you better not call me or E-Mail me ever again, because I am pissed off and you are done. No More mister nice guy from here on out. I know what feelings are and when they are true. You must just of wanted to get laid, because you took a friend over someone you said you cared about. You are just lucky that I don't come down all the time or we would have alot

My God Shes Crazy Bout Me!
OH SHE REALLY LOVED ME!! THEN TELLS YOU ALL IM HORRID!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I FUCKING WELL AM NOW!! But then I thought I'd loose my nerve I tride to delet our conversation but couldnt figure out how and kevin said he wouldnt read my IM's but he said he couldnt help himself and he cryd all night and thismorning so I thought maybe I should just stay but then I felt horrible because I keep wondering if I do and I never meet u will I always want to and the answere is yes I will I'll wonder forever. I'll wonder if I missed out on someone that i'd be happy w/ on someone that i'll feel i dont have to change for and it is crazzy for me to say that because we have never met.. But then I think what if its all in my head what if I only feel so much for u because of my problems w/ him but then that gos away. and i no ur a big flirt i new that when i met u and u also said u like to say what u think will make ppl happy so what if thats what ur doing right. Then I think why would he say

Good Morning ♥
♥ So its time for my daily blog(s). I know ive been lacking in the posting department. Sorry Lol. Been busy. Lets start the day off right with the icon of the day! ♥ ♥ ♥ Thats todays icon of the day for a few reasons. 1. Its raining outside♥ 2. I would say something like that ♥ 3. Its just to damn cute. And itll make you laugh ♥ Okay so yesterday i went christmas shopping. Gabby was with us, and we were shopping for her it was funny cause she kept wanting to play with all the toys so i bought her one toy to play with and took all the others and put em away, cause she wont remember about them from now till christmas, shes only 3. But we had to take her cause her mommy and daddy we're busy -rolls eyes- Haha. But then we went to Mc Donalds, and Colored for an hour. And she threw chicken nuggets at me. And took about a zillion pictures on my phone, i gotta clear it out now the memory is full. ♥ Haha that was my day yesterd

Time
It passes quickly by me Never knowing that it's there I feel it going faster It leaves me standing still Leaving me behind Like the forcefull winds of fate Leaving me to wonder Never knowing, never seeing.. I feel my heart race Should I run to catch up? Should I take it all in stride? What if I miss something? The most wonderful thing that could happen.. Will it fail to catch my eye? Am I running a losing race? Or is there something great for me? In the end am I just questioning.. Something that's meant to be? Will I win this race against time? Or will it pass me by? Ever so quickly, it's time to soar.. To spread my wings and fly. © Tammy Reed 2006

Rainy Morning Rant
Music Video:HATE ME (by Blue October)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone people on here bug me...sometimes. i've met some guys on here that say they love me (again) but then when i read their stuff, there are other women calling them "baby", "sweetheart" or saying "i love you"...and it just begs the question if they lied or not... DONT TELL ME SHIT IF YOU HAVE OTHER PPL SAYING THE SHIT I SAY! if i say "i love you" i MEAN IT. if you're in love, wouldnt you WANT to proclaim it and tell the others who the lucky one is? i do...if you love me too...nvm it's your choice. i'm tired of finding other women who say the same stuff i do the hard way. it hurts more than being told. fuckin tired of that shit. going out tonight wit one of my friends. we're hittin the hookah bar after "borat". gonna smoke some cigs like air and hopefully see zack (whoot!). if he's got some MJ, then mayb i'll try it... the music video speaks for itself hate me today, hate me tom

Sexy Night Of A Lover
A special dinner, That's what he set out to do. To show her how special she was, To show her his love was true. A candle light dinner, He made for them to eat. Looking deep into her eyes, Their souls did meet. After they ate dinner, To the couch they did retire. Curled up together with a movie, And the sweet glow of a fire. So relaxed and content, A feeling of heavenly bliss. On the back of her neck, He placed a sweet soft kiss. It sent a shiver down her spine, And she turned and held him tight. Whispering softly in his ear, Make love to me all night. He said I'll be right back, As he got up off the couch. Into his bedroom he went, Then pulled out a pouch. He pulled out rose pedals, And laid them all over the bed. Hundreds of rose pedals, White, yellow, pink and red. Around the room, Candle after candle he did light. Making a soft glow in the room, That flicked in the night. He went to the couch, And took her by the hand. She glowed like the full moon, A

November Rain-guns 'n Roses
This is my favorite song EVER. When I look into your eyes I can see a love restrained But darlin' when I hold you Don't you know I feel the same 'Cause nothin' lasts forever And we both know hearts can change And it's hard to hold a candle In the cold November rain We've been through this such a long long time Just tryin' to kill the pain But lovers always come and lovers always go An no one's really sure who's lettin' go today Walking away If we could take the time to lay it on the line I could rest my head Just knowin' that you were mine All mine So if you want to love me then darlin' don't refrain Or I'll just end up walkin' In the cold November rain Do you need some time...on your own Do you need some time...all alone Everybody needs some time...on their own Don't you know you need some time...all alone I know it's hard to keep an open heart When even friends seem out to harm you But if you could heal a broken heart Wouldn't time be out to charm you

Bless Lol I So Can Take The Piss, They Just Eat It All Up Loooooooooooooool ;o)
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh woooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww that is fantastic !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you sexy sexxxxxyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy woman scarlet, omfg you look totaly awsome babe, stunning and that smile is infectious a real horny horny look sexy and sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo HOT!!!!!!! lolol hun im drooling here now!!!! you are fuckingggggggggggggg gorgeous yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy I so so so so enjoyed that thx babes mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh loves ya loads n loads xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Urges
This urge overtaking me I tear at the fibers of my mind; The voices there threaten me ... Tell me to ... DO things ... My disturbed thoughts Cry bloody murder in my ears My blood and sweat Drip ... slowly ... I am becomming dizzy now, I cannot see the world any more. I cannot hear anything Except the voices, And my blood and sweat Drip more quickly. I can no longer FEEL anything The loss of my mind In the voices that live there Is more complete now Than ever before, And my blood and sweat Flow from me... ... ... There is nothing now ... Nothing but the blackness ... Nothing but the voices ... My blood and sweat Have run out. I have no arms, No legs, No body, No MIND! NOTHING!! I do not exist any more. I have left this world, One more time ... And as I come back to Earth, One of the voices is gone. My blood and sweat Sprinit behind the page for you to read. The world fades back into focus And I rejoin humanity Ho

Rating Others A 1
WELL GUESS WHAT? I KNOW IT SUCKS BUT BOO MOTHA FUCKIN BOO. NOWHERE ON THIS SITE DOES IT SAY THAT I HAVE TO RATE YOU A TEN. THATS WHY YOU'RE GIVEN THE CHOICE OF 1 THROUGH 10. I RATE EVERYONE TENS AND ALL THEIR PICS TEN BECAUSE I'M A NICE PERSON, BUT FOR THE OTHERS THAT DONT RATE TENS YOU CAN'T HATE ON THEM, ITS A CHOICE THAT THEY ARE GIVEN BY THE SITE. JUST LIKE YOU HAVE THE CHOICE TO NEVER HAVE THEM DO THAT YOU AGAIN BY ISSUING THE BLOCK FEATURE ON THIS SITE. THINK ABOUT IT

Discover Girls
When I stair at a guy I think I'll love you forever When I'm quiet either I'm tired or something is majorly wrong, try to figure it out even if I don't want to talk, I need someone to be there for me, and to understand where I'm coming from not persecute me. GIRLS LOVE PRESENTS I LOVE PRESENTS LOL When girls ask how something looks Be honest but in a NICE WAY, you don't have to be mean about it When we say, oh you don't really have to go We mean PLEASE GO...I want you When we say I want you We mean it When we go for your hand let us have it, it means that you're ours Girls not as confusing after all

My Daddy The Man Of My Life
YA'LL PLEASE PRAY FOR MY DADDY HES GOING TO REHAB IN THE MORNING....MY FABUOLUS BDAY PERSENT FOR ME ...I LOVE MY DADDY WITH ALL MY HEART YA'LL JUST DONT KNOW...IM STILL THAT 5 YEAR OLD LITTLE GIRL IN MY DADDDYS HEART...HES GOING IN FOR METH AND COCANE ...HERES A SONG MY DADDY USE TO SING TO ME WHEN I WAS LITTLE AND I WANNA SHARE IT WITH YOU GUYS Music Video:WHY NOT ME (by The Judds)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone

Morning Sex
She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in. She turned and said, "You've got to make love to me -- This Very moment." His eyes lit up and he thought, "This is my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all, Right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

Aint It Funny
That you can be sitting there just about to send someone a shout, a friend request or leave a comment or blog comment on someone's page and at the same time that same someone is leaving you a comment or doing the same.

To Carrie And Her Family
I AM FREE Don't grieve for me, for now I'm free I'm following the path God laid for me I took His hand when I heard Him call I turned my back and left it all. I could not stay another day, to laugh, to love, to work or play. Tasks undone must stay that way I've found that peace at the close of the day. If parting has left a void, then fill it with remembered joy. A friendship shared, a laugh, a kiss, Ah, yes, these things I too will miss. Be not burdened with times of sorrow I wish for you the sunshine of tomorrow. My life's been full, I savored much Good friends, good times, a loved one's touch. Perhaps my time seemed all to brief, Don't lengthen it now with undue grief. Lift up your hearts and share with me, God wants me now, He set me free.

Who Wouldnt Be Proud Of Our Troops After This
Talk about a sacrifice, who couldnt be proud of our troops after this story, this is one of many that stand out. One more reason it pisses me off to hear anyone talk down about our troops. This man has done this and given this up so YOU can have YOUR freedom. Tillman turned down a three-year, $3.6 million contract with the Arizona Cardinals of the National Football League to enlist in the Army in May 2002 in the wake of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks, which killed about 3,000 people in New York, Washington and Pennsylvania. Ex-NFL star Tillman makes ‘ultimate sacrifice’ Safety, who gave up big salary to join Army, killed in Afghanistan Pat Tillman, photographed in Puyallup, Wash., on June 2003, was killed in Afghanistan on Thursday. WASHINGTON - Pat Tillman, who gave up the glamorous life of a professional football star to join the Army Rangers, was remembered as a role model of courage and patriotism Friday after military officials said he had been killed

What If I Said.....
We've been friends for a long long time you tell me your secrets, and I tell you mine He's left you all alone and you feel like no one cares but I've never failed you, I've always been there You tell your story, it sounds a bit like mine it's the same old situation, happens every time can't we see that maybe you and me is what's meant to be or do we disagree? what if I told you, what if I said that I love you? How would you feel, what would you think, what would we do? Do we dare to cross that line, between yur heart and mine or would I lose a friend, or find a love that would never end? What if I said? He doesn't love you, oh that's plain to see I can read between the lines of what you're telling me He doesn't hold you the way a woman should be held how long can I go on keeping these feelings to myself? so what if I told you, what if I said that I love you? How would you feel, what would you think, what would we do? Do we dare to cross that line, between yur heart

Im Loving It
ok today i put a bunch of pictures up of me and my girls.. these r the gilrs i have faught so hard for to get back from the state.and just to know that they will be home for good next month makes me so happy.These pictures were taken on my first home visit with them..i cnt waite till next month... thank you all the great support from u all love audrey

Greatful
Friday, June 09, 2006 June 9, 2001 Current mood: grateful Today is june 9, 2006. Exactly 5 years to the day that I almost lost my life! At exactly 8:15 a drunk driver on Hakimo Rd came speeding around the corner near Ulehawa Rd right at the corner where the telephone pole is. I was just coming home from a friends house I was about a 30 seconds away from home when I seen I teal green mercury tracer with rims sppeding towards me! I knew he was going fast because of how the headlights were jumping up and down! All of a sudden, the car came into my lane and that's when he struck me! Right at the point of impact I pulled my car out of gear (for those of you who don't drive stick, it just means neutral) so the momentum would push me backwards. I'm not sure how long I was passed out, those of you who been up on Hakimo Rd I ended up on a hill about a good 20 yards away from the impact! What makes it worse, is that it was on of a small hill I ended up on in someone's garage! I woke

Privacy Issues And People
Heres what i don't understand or actually more of just wonder about.. First you are a legal binding adult.. and you create a page.. whether it be on myspace, yahoo, or where ever... Second you post blogs and pics and info for everyone to see. Third.. you set your profile to private... that is what gets me. If you are going to create the page why not share it.. your thoughts, pics, videos, and yourself. If you are a adult and set it to private i am guessing that you are either 1. afraid of info getting out. 2. Are hiding behind a keyboard and aren't truthful with anyone. 3. Your just scared of your image and afraid if someone sees it before they add you they won't give you a second glance. If you are underage i can truely understand the whole privacy issue. But an adult. Come on are you a adult or a child hiding behind a adults voice and body...

Just A Poem I Like
i came across this poem a few semesters back in the union square, always liked it and thought i would share. como besas how will you kiss lift your lips our lost breath intermingles synchronizing our sighs as lazy hours ease by waft coca hazelnut scents around me tremble with me in paralyzing pause i may no longer breath without breathing you in

An Old Blog..but It Describes My Feelings I Guess
And I fell in love. It was something about the sun beaming down and the stars coming out at night that made me feel alive. It was the sound of the ocean waves crashing that made me believe in my dreams again. Its something about that season that makes you believe in yourself when no one does, it makes me believe that somewhere out there, someone cares about me if they made a season full of life changing expeiriences and promises that were never broken. It was simple, I fell in love with summer. It was like driving while its raining and waiting to put on the windsheild wipers so that the rain begins to accumlate infront of you. The minitue you turned that switch, it dissapears. Much like my mistakes, they accumulated, but there was never a switch to make them go away. But no matter how fast the wind sheild wipers went, for a split second there would always be a little bit of rain, my mistakes followed me around and no matter how hard

Wonderful News!!!!
Amid all the mess I am going through with my father. I have a glimmer of wonderful news. It has lifted my spirits very much since I been so down. As of this afternoon. 11-12-06.... Wolverine aka: Raphael Garcia and I are engaged to be married. Wolverine~~HoMiE~~JuGgAlO~~@ CherryTAP It is the most wonderful thing that has ever happend to me in many a moon. I am soo happy. And soooo excited. I just wish my father would wake up long enough for us to tell him the news. It was something he had asked about before he went under the weather an not returned. I just wish we could tell him. So I share it with all my wonderful friends who have supported me through all my lifes trials as of late. Kinky

Must Stay Awake.. So Watching Family Guy
Ugh its almost 9pm. Why am I so sleepy. Ugh. I would love to lay down- but hell... I have night clincals tomorrow. How had does that suck? Clincals from 3pm til 2am. So trying to stay up late tonight, and then sleep in pretty late tomorrow. Dont want to be ready to pass out at midnight. Actually doing patient rounds and keeping up with stuff is kinda tiring. Kills my feet too. So tomorrow I probably wont be online tomorrow for long. So anyone been up to anything fun? I havent done much today- right now I am watching family guy. That is like the greatest show. I love stewie. So far peter has managed to blow off all his fingers with m-80s. lol. Well off to finish watching this show.. after that... no idea...

Without You...
i'm in the dark without you... i'm struggling with tears that cannot come out. i'm fighting a battle without you... wishing you were by my side and yet you are ever stepping aside. i'm raising our family without you... pretending that you're still there. You’re crying now Without me. Why won’t you let me in? Just shoving me further away… You said I was your other half. I agreed… And yet still here I am Alone Without you And what makes the least bit of sense… Is that in all this… We’re still living in the same house We’re still together. But we are worlds apart. *sighs & cries*

Dirty Purses
Have you ever noticed gals who sit their purses on public restroom floors - that go directly to their dining tables? Happens a lot! It's not always the 'restaurant food' that causes stomach distress. Sometimes "what you don't know 'will' hurt you"! Read on...Mom got so upset when a guest came in the door and plopped their purses down on the counter where she was cooking or setting up the buffet. She always said that purses are really dirty, because of Where they have been. Smart Momma!!! It's something just about every woman carries with them. While we may know what's inside our purses, do you have any idea what's on the outside? Shauna Lake put purses to the test - for bacteria - with surprising results. You may think twice about where you put your purse. Women carry purses everywhere; from the office to public restrooms to the floor of the car. Most women won't be caught without their purses, but did you ever stop to think about where your purse goes during the day? "I driv

Vote For Me!
Hey everyone, I am in my first contest. It is the #1 Female Football Fan contest, so if you could please go vote for me that would be great. You can vote as many times as you want, so if you feel the need to vote 1,000 times, go for it! LoL :)

See The Light
you came to me with your evil mind full of deception, pain and lies now that ive come to you too many times theres no escaping the stare from your eyes and now the end has come to break the day and eventhough the end is near with all these feelings i cant hide the time has come for you to see the light you brought me sorrow you brought me pain telling no one youre the one to blame left me here never coming back now that youre gone all thats left is slack and now the end has come to break the day and eventhough the end is near with all these feelings i cant hide the time has come for you to see the light see the light

Poetry
The Thought The thought of you excites me, like I have never been before, the thought of you and I, makes it feel right, the thought of forever, seems too short, the thought of your beauty, makes me question God why, Am I so lucky to be with you, the thought of the past, I want it to go away, the thought of the future is so far away, I want to think about us, not in the past or future, but today, and this is why I can truely say, That I LOVE YOU. Johnathen Allen Forcum Copyright ©2006 Johnathen Allen Forcum

This Whole Gilligan's Island Thing....
Something smells here! I mean , you have not one but TWO drop dead beautiful women stranded on an island with you , yet you sleep in the same hut with some ol' fat dude who hits you on the head and calls you "lil' buddy"!Me? I would be thinking about a MaryAnn/Gilligan/Ginger sandwich , but hey , that's just me thinking aloud . And do not even get me started on the Professor. This assclown would rather be making coconut batteries than molesting these fine examples of the female form.So you have these two beauties stuck with three men of questionable sexual preferences.... Maybe Gilligan was the Skipper's main squeeze 'cause he always freaked out when somefine Ginger started putting her mack on him. Sorry for the rant , it just doesn't make sense. BTW , I'm a MaryAnn kinda dude , personally.

Friendship
"A friend is someone who learns your song, and when you forget it or come to a point where you can't sing it back, your friend sings it for you until you can once again sing it for yourself." -Tex Sample Sometimes we are the friend, and sometimes we are the person who cannot sing their song for a time. It's a great joy to know that the song continues regardless.

Goodbye Again...
What can I say? It's been definately interesting this weekend. But I'm off in a lil bit. Gonna finish the rest of my laundry, take a nap, and hit the road. I'll probably be gone for 2 weeks. I would like to thank all that showed me so much love these past few days. Hope to see chat with y'all soon, and I hope you all have a great Turkey Day!! Don't have too much fun while I'm gone :P

Penis Wants A Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to diseases. Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. 6. You leave the workplace rathe

A Decent Man
A Decent Man by Jaye Lewis Louie. What a giant of a man he was, from the beginning. We met in the home of mutual friends, who had rescued me and my children from a woman's shelter. I remember seeing him for the first time, how he seemed to fill the room, and I remember thinking, this is a man who knows exactly who he is. My children fell in love with him immediately, especially nine-year-old Jenny and six-year-old Helen. I had always wondered what a real man, who truly loves children, would be like. I found out that first night. I was cautious and distant, but I couldn't deny the charm of the man who willingly made a fool of himself for the sake of my children. My daughters were entranced, and they recited the most awful jokes, teaching him how to talk in belch, informing him proudly, about how they had learned these things from their mother. I explained, blushing, that "my children are always bragging about me." He was charming and outgoing with the little ones; yet with the

Leaving
So.. I'm gunna be leaving tomorrow for a night. I'm going to my mom and dad's house. Gunna spend the night and just hang out. I might go outside and take pics in the forest. It'll be fun either way. I'm charging my batteries now. I know that I wont have much battery life but oh well. We are poor! I think I'm pretty much done with Swydm. It's boring there right now for me. I think I might take my shit down from there and just stay on here for a while. Anyway, I have dishes to do..even though I'm not motivated what so ever! I'll write when I get back though.. Lata..

Working On It
To all my Friends, I am sorry that i have not rated all of your pics yet. I have been lazy, no excuses just truth. I am working on getting caught up. Hopefully I will get caught up by this Wednesday if not it will be shortly after that.

Things People Say
Here are some comments colleagues and I have heard from employees that I thought were note worthy... I will keep adding to this as I hear more. "I know I was breaking company policy but I thought that if it was only for a few minutes each day it would be okay. I mean isn't there a time allowance on these things?" "Well I'm not sure which network drives I need access to so why do you give me full rights to everything and I will tell you what I don't need" Employee: "I wasn't looking at porn on the company computer.. it's all those pop-ups" HR Manager: "Isn't this a print out of you sign in page to a website that contains adult content?" "I know I was told that my computer activity would be monitored but I didn't think you would actually check." President of a company: "Yes I told my managers to fire all the women, women belong at home. And you can quote me on that!" Attorney: "Sir this is a deposition everything is a quote." Employee explaining why the co

The Witch In Me
The Witch in Me The Witch in me is the candle, whose fire never burns out. The Witch in me is the air, who can caress the trees' leaves with only one breath. The Witch in me is the sea, whose waves are like laughter that touches everyone in sight. The Witch in me is the earth, whose roots reach out like hands and take hold of the human heart. The Witch in me is the spirit, of the eternal Goddess and God. And because of this, The Witch in me is brave. And the Witch in me is strong. And the Witch in me is immortal and lives on and on. And even though I may die, The Witch in me will live on. ~unknown~

Thoughts
I have noticed something over the last few days.. well actually its something i live with every day of my life but lately i have noticed it alot more.. Do people ever stop and think of what other people are going through? I am a big girl and this weekend i took my kids to chuckee cheese's and everyone there looked at my like they have never seen a fat chick before, do you know what that does to a person? I thought adults were more mature but i guess i was wrong.. Yesterday my dad went to the Viking/Green Bay game and unfortunately for him he had to sit between two women who acted like they had to sit next to a mass murder they sat as far away as possible as if he was gonna spread being fat to them like some common disease.. this totally sickens me.. Fat people are people to.. We have feelings just like everyone else.. I just ask that you stop and think of what your actions might mean to someone else and think twice before staring at someone or making that remark that would be be

I Am A New Yorker
I AM A NEW YORKER I do not live in the five boroughs or on the Island or Upstate I may live hundreds or thousands of miles away Or I may live just over the GW Bridge But I am a New Yorker I am a New Yorker Whatever took me out of New York: Business, family or hating the cold did not take New York out of me. My accent may have faded and my pace may have slowed But I am a New Yorker I am a New Yorker I was raised on Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and Rockefeller Plaza, The Yankees or the Mets (Giants or Dodgers) Jones Beach or Rye Beach or one of the beaches on the sound (Orchard Beach) I know that "THE END" means Montauk. Because I am a New Yorker I am a New Yorker When I go on vacation, I never look up Skyscrapers are something I take for granted The Empire State Building and the Statue of Liberty are part of me Taxis and noise and subways and "get outa heah" don't rattle me Because I am a New Yorker I am a New Yorker I was raised on cultural diversity before it w

Worst Call Ever...
So people are constantly asking me what my worst call was. I used to say that I didn't have one that I could consider "the worst". Well, this all changed on Friday. Now I can truly say that in the four years I've been in EMS, this was the worst call I've ever had. To keep a long story short and to make sure I don't violate any privacy laws, I'm not going to go way into detail about this call, but here's the Readers Digest version. On Friday, we received a call for a vehicle accident with an ejection and entrapment, fire service on scene advising a pediatric cardiac arrest. When we arrived, the 12 year old that was ejected was not breathing and was pulseless. The 16 year old driver was still entrapped and still alive, though critically injured. The decision was made to terminate efforts on the 12 year old in the hopes that we had a better chance of saving his 16 year old brother. We got him out of the vehicle and air lifted him to the hospital where he's still at today. I just

I Miss You And I Still Love You With All Of My Heart
I STILL LOVE THIS MAN THAT I WAS WITH FOR TWO YEARS WHO JUST BROKE UP WITH ME THIS MORNING AND HE TOLD ME THAT I WAS WORTHLESS AND THAT HE HAD FOUND SOMEONE BETTER THEN ME......THE ONE THAT WAS SUPPOSEDLY BETTER THEN ME IS HIS EX.... WHAT MAKES ONE GIRL BETTER THEN ANOTHER WHEN THAT OTHER GURL ACTUALLY HURT U AND CHEATED ON YOU WITHIN A MONTH OF U BEING TOGETHER NOW THATS NOT FAIR......I STUCK BY HIM FOR 2 YEARS THROUGH EVERYTHING THE CHEATING, LYING, HURT, PAIN AND HE SAYS THAT I AM WORTHLESS...... I WOULD STILL DO ANYTHING FOR HIM AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING THAT I COULD IF HE WOULD JUST ALLOW ME TO HAVE HIS HEART BACK AND FOR HIM TO TELL ME THAT HE LOVES ME........ I LOVE ROB FOREVER XOXOXOXO MISS YOU DJ

What Happens In Heaven
What Happens in Heaven I have seen and is so true: I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, "This is the Receiving Section. Here, all petitions to God said in prayer are received." I looked around in this area, and it was terribly busy with so many angels sorting out petitions written on voluminous paper sheets and scraps from people all over the world. Then we moved on down a long corridor until we reached the second section. The angel then said to me, "This is the Packaging and Delivery Section. Here, the graces and blessings the people asked for are processed and delivered to the living persons who asked for them." I noticed again how busy it was there. There were many angels working hard at that station, since so many blessings had been requested and were being packaged

Myspace Censorship And News Corp.
Independent bands speculate MySpace censorship Musicians accuse company of deleting band profiles By: MAVERIC VU Issue date: 9/29/05 Section: Arts PrintEmail Article Tools Page 1 of 1 An independent band quickly shot up the music charts on MySpace, the popular online networking community. The band, Chach, used its album cover of two bikini-clad women as its main profile photo. MySpace then deleted Chach?s account due to the photo?s content. ?[MySpace] is dictating how to market our band,? said Chach guitarist Mimi Soltysik in a telephone conversation. ?They are discriminating what we choose to market.? Chach claimed that its profile was deleted after the band entered the site?s Top 40 music list in August. Meanwhile, MySpace has been under public scrutiny after media conglomerate News Corporation announced plans to purchase the Internet company in July. ?It would be great if bands could put up any image they wanted on MySpace, but the whole community

I Miss My Daughters
Possessed of a spirit in the middle of the night That forces me to ponder and sit and write Of things that do own my heart and mind Of thing beyond me that are hard to find Maybe I think way too much about life Get lost in the substance hardship and strife Maybe it is a distance that does call Maybe I get lost in the sum of it all To rest and let go would be a sweet dream For so much of life is heart break extreme Longing for innocents touch and sweet smile Longing to close sweet distance of miles For the heart beats and longs for those it lost And would pay any price no matter the cost To hold and feel the love yet again To feel the end of that dull pain To rest and know the world is right This is the dream that makes joy take flight Sweet nothings yet are the stuff of fantasy Sweet dreams held in hope by fools like me Sweet the knowledge that tomorrow is not set And only god knows and we may see yet Release in the joy of love to return I hold on to hope for it

Boobs For Fucksake
ok most of you know I will tell you what I think, and I do truely value my friends' thoughts and feelings about my life. I give advice and when I want it I ask for it, however when I make a choice I research my choice and think over it, I do not make a life changing choice without thinking about it for a long time and in this choice it hads take me 2 years to figure out why I want this. I don't want boobs because I have bad self esteem, or because I am shallow, or need to fill a void, for fucks sake I am getting boobs because I fucking want to, and I want better boobs, is that so freaking hard to understand? I hope not! Now I have taken some shit for my choice and don't give a shit, worry about the fucked up shit in your own life and not mine, if this is the worst going on I am doing good you know what I mean. Now this does not count for the honest friends that care for my health and have said so, this is for the jealous fake bitches that I shouldn't listen too, but fo

Me
being a witch does not mean I have a huge mole on my nosie and no I'm not green . I believe in a nature and she believes in me ! I hold my children and family and friends close to my heart , this includes all animals that I may have ! I do rituals and spells some I'm willing to share others I hold close to my heart for personal reasons. The power is within' you just need to relize that there is another part of you and form of you that you have the chocie to lay dormet or to let run free . The moon is the power accept her and you will find the power that you have had along just didn't know it ! peace

Stairway...
If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane I'd walk right up to Heaven and bring you home again. My best friend Monique Ring got me that on a little stone after my brother Jimmy died. I will never forget that. It as so much meaning behind it when u loss someone very close to you. God Bless U All...

Fuck Em
I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE CANT COME UP WITH THE OWN FUCKIN IDEAS I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHO GETS PISSED CUZ THEY DONT HAVE A MIND OF THERE FUCKIN OWN GO AHEAD TALK SHIT BOUT ME POST ALL THE NEGATIVE BULLETINS U WANT I DONT CARE BUT DO URSELF A FAVOR,, THINK FOR URSELF AND DONT LET PEOPLE INFLUENCE EVERY FUCKIN THING U DO IN LIFE

And Not Get Slapped
And not get slapped 01. Talk about a huge breast! 02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 03. It's Cool Whip time! 04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 05. That's one terrific spread! 06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 07. Are you ready for seconds yet? 08. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

The Lottery
Saturday night some friends and I went through a scenario that I remember going through as far back as grade school. Saturday night some of us played the Powerball, and it’s funny to think back to about 1970 when we would ask each other, “What would you do with $100?” All our answers were very similar – “I’d get me a minibike, and a BB gun, and spend the rest on baseball cards.” Maybe in 1970 you could have done just that, but we had no clue what $100 was and imagined it to be enough to make us really happy. Those aren’t bad dreams actually. All it would take to make us happy beyond our dreams would be to shoot some bottles, ride fast and get muddy, and sit with a flashlight at night trading Clemente for Vida Blue and Gene Tenace. So the scenario Saturday night was, “What would you do if you won tens of millions?” There was the fun stuff like trips and SUV’s, nicer houses, things like that, but then someone asked, “OK, but beyond all the fun stuff, how would you live? What would yo

Hmmmmm
So.... im sitting here thinking about all the ways life is good right now. I have an amazing job that gave me a huge raise just to keep me around. I have a cool ex whos supportive and understanding. I have an even more amazing girlfreond who couldnt get much better. Im healthy. Im happy. And i have some pretty cool freinds who dont judge me cause im different. I hope that everyone can see the highs in their lives somedays like i can today. I am so happy to be alive today and couldnt ask for much more.

Classes For Men!!!!!
WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, October 30, 2006 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Classes begin Monday, December 4, 2006 Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on

Sorry Folks...
Sorry I havent been around much today! Had to work this morning and had Parent Days at preschool. I'm exhausted lol. Nothing like a bunch of 4 year olds to drain your lifeforce. But anyways...Don't forget the Prettiest Girl contest ends in just over an hour and then the Handsome Man one starts in 1hr 45mins...I'll post another blog and bulletin when the time comes. If I'm awake that is..Might fall asleep w/ my face on the keyboard lol. *sigh* Anywhos...I didn't get around to leaving a comment to people today so Happy Friggin' Monday!

My Other Job
Son I have to leave for my other job So I won't be comming home tonite But it's not that weekend Dad And my game is tomorrow nite I'm sorry son but I have to go Score some points for me I know you'll play your best This is how it has to be I'm gonna miss your birthday Gonna miss Christmas too Every minute that I'm gone I'll be thinking of you

Beer....
Your color is so rich and brown it's so hard for me to turn you down The feel of you is so smooth if I have too much I start to groove Cold to the touch but warm all the same without you they would say I was tame You are the last one and for you I will fight They will try to take you but with all of my might... I will hold on to you like there is no other as if you were my sister or my brother So here's to you, my companion and friend for what you do each day, end on end Hops and aging make you tasty and cool Here's to you BEER! Forever my brew.... Sam~From CT~ :o) I had to do it. So much on here is so serious. My first attempt at writing in a looooong time. And y'all KNOW how much I like beer...lol

Love
What is love? Love is when you cuddle with your special one. Love is looking at a childs smile. Love is when you heart goes a flutter. when your special one is near. Love is when you look in your pets eyes. Love what is it? Love is all around even when you feel none. Love is when she falls asleep and you stay with her. Lovers holding hands . Lovers stealing a kiss in public. So what is this thing called Love? It is many different things. So easy to see but sometimes so hard to see. Yes Love is many things! So open your heart and open your eyes For Love is all around! Caty

Is This What Being An Adult Means?
You worry about every little thing, don't you? You start to know people out of your frame of mind. People that you'd see in bars on a rainy Tuesday now are your friends. They start telling you about the woes, the drugs, but they seem okay with it. Your fine with them telling you, they seem happy, content maybe. "Hey, that's how it goes." You shrug, and agree. When did we stop striving for something different? Is that happiness, just accepting hardship? Maybe we just make things hardier for ourselves. We say "addiction" as an excuse. We say "problems" because we create them without looking for a solution. We just need to keep the simple solutions in are head; that if you don't try, you really won't get anywhere.

New Job!
I had an interview for a job today. About 15 minutes after I got home, they called and said I got it! So I am their new Office Manager. I'm so excited. Finally things are all falling in place and I'm really happy.

Level 14
Yay, another level...14 now. 35,000 to go til 15 LoL thanks to all of you as always, and especially those of you who just rated my new stash items, because it was you guys who pushed me over to the next level :) Goodnight all, I got a test at 9 am, blah. I should be studying, but instead I am sitting on here! LoL oh well

A Poem For My Son
The Four Leaf Clover For Grieving Families A four leaf clover... A treasure...priceless and rare, Like my child in Heaven above... Now in God's tender loving care. Each leaf...a meaning....a part of my grief One leaf for strength...one for memories so dear... One leaf for peace...and one for my faith in God above... Each represents a part of my life.. My child in heaven...forever missed and forever loved. The first leaf on the clover.... Stands for strength....to make it through the day.... From morning to night....darkness to light... With Gods help each step of the way. The second leaf on the clover.... Stands for peace...that only God can bring... A Peace that restores my mourning heart... Smooths the edges of the pain... and help me learn to begin to live again. The third leaf on the clover... Stands for Memories...that I will always hold dear... Their spirit will shine on in the memories left behind... Although time may pass...they will never di

Slogans
Go to this site & enter your name in the box & hit the Sloganize button. DON'T CHEAT, KEEP THE FIRST ONE THEY GIVE YOU. Add your slogan to the bottom of the list and repost. http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi 1. I Can't Believe It's Not Dominic.

Changing Leaves
Changing Leaves The changing leaves of autumn colored brightly red and gold, Also bring a warning of the coming winter cold. As the wind is changing from the milder summer breeze, You can feel the difference as it echoes through the trees. As I shuffle down the path leading through the park, As the days grow shorter now and soon it will be dark. I realize that life is like the seasons we live through, Life is like the changing seasons always changing too. Basking in the warmth of life in the summer sun, Never giving thought to when these summer days are done. But before we realize the cold wind starts to blow, And our basking summer sun turns colder with the snow. Only then we realize that life has changed so fast, Only then we realize that nothing ever lasts. Life goes through the seasons as the years accumulate, Many times we long for summer when it is too late. Life is meant for living and enjoying each new day, Life is meant for loving those you meet al

Whats In A Name?
According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity... What do you think? * A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts not obscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. * B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to

I Am A Goddess,
My score on The Could You Be A Good Dominatrix Test: Goddess(You scored 78% Dominance and 81% Technique!) You are, quite simply, mind-blowingly and unbearably hot. You would not just be a "good" dominatrix. You would be - hell, you *are* - a stunning and breathtaking sexual experience for whatever man is lucky enough to be captured by you. Whatever you do, don't let your talents go to waste. Use them. Nurture them. Impart them to others. And, if all else fails, call me ;-) Thank you for taking my test, Ma'am - I hope we can meet someday. Link: The Could You Be A Good Dominatrix Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

Interesting
what is it about life that makes u stay in this time of pain and torture....ur friends maybe?...family?...well what about when u lose the one u love...hmmmm interesting live in a world for others but not urself...thats a pretty fucked up concept....but what r u gonna do about it...u wanna leave but u think about that person u love and u cant...u try...and try...u watch the blood falling u watch the tears pouring out and yet ur still there...pained...tortured...feeling helples even lifeless yet u have so much life in u ya wish would go away...so isnt love interesting how u can love someone so much but yet ur fucked in the end...

You're How Sexy
You are sexy. You instantly attract. You find it extremely easy to seduce someone as all it takes is a look in their direction. 'What is your seduction style?' at QuizUniverse.com THESE ARE FUN!! BUT I'M LMAO ON THIS ONE!!

Pathways ~ A Story By Black Elk
PATHWAYS Well, it had been yet another bad day in the office, and once again it was the fault of that new girl, MaryAnne. She is one of those Wiccans, a so called witch. How can anyone in their right mind make this claim, knowing that it goes against God and all of the teachings of the bible? She doesn't even have the common decency to keep her satanic symbol, her pentagram necklace hidden from the view of the decent, God fearing people in the office. She has some nerve. I find that I cannot hate her for this though, for I know that she has been deceived. Satan works his evil in ways that she cannot see. I've seen that so called Wiccan Rede that she has tacked to the wall above her computer. On the surface, it looks like a decent loving belief, but all one must do is look, look closely and see that by practicing this way, and not embracing Jesus Christ as savior she is on the pathway to hell. As I've said, it was a bad day in the office. Three times in the past few weeks I have

Cute Ones For The Ladies
------------------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..." ----------------------------------------------------------- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. ----------------------------------------------------------- He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. ----------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor ----------------------------------------------------------- A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th weddi

'war On Terror'
This one has been rattling around in my mind for a while now, but the news today finally clinched it. The report out of Iraq stated that an organized group of bad guys hit the Ministry of Education and captured a pile of people and spirited them off to some unknown location. There have been many threats against the university professors in Iraq over the past months. In Afghanistan, the Taliban and other Anti-Govt groups have been blowing up schools [with and without kids in them]… I believe we are not in a ‘War on Terror’ - we are in a ‘War over the Stupid People’. Whoever gets the most stupid people on their side wins. The bad guys want to keep folks stupid in order to swell the ranks of suicide bombers and militants. We, generally, want to try to improve medical care and education to allow people to make up their own damn minds about how they want to live. We don’t try to tell anybody what God they should worship. We don’t even tell them to install a ‘carbon-copy-of-Americ

Proof The World Is Nuts!
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than "going blind!") *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside a nd deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam la

Cover It With Love!
TheUnLoved has Stopped by Your Page.. To Cover it With LOVE! And Beautiful Roses! I hope you like them…. They are my favorite. TheUnLoved Then Fades Away, back Into The Darkness of His Rose Garden.

Reasons To Love A Military Man
Reasons To Love a Military Man 10. Camo goes with everything................ 9. Gifts from exotic places .................... 8. They never get lost. ......................... 7. A man who knows how to iron. .......... 6. Loves your cooking. ......................... 5. Big boys with big guns never miss. .... 4. Love letters in the mail. .................... 3. Hard bodies, soft kisses. ................... 2. Uniform.. Uniform.. Uniform. ............. 1. Proud and strong, all night long..........

Well Now You Know...
Funny, articulate, kinky, thoughtful and sex obsessed are the words most used to describe me. The title I wear most proudly is Mom, Best Friend and Fiancee'. Yes, as with many things in life they intertwine into one. I have lived a full life in my 36 years. I have been a Christian school girl, a dropout, a college graduate, a convict, a divorcee', a drug addict, alcoholic and married and never in love until now. I have met scads of people in my life. I have lived in over 40 places in 13 years. I traveled in a band for two years that went nowhere. Been a battered wife (therefore the substance abuse stuff) and recovered from it all only to be raped by a man who pretended to be my friend. Many people ask me, "How do you survive? How are you not crazy?" I have never claimed that I am not a bit touched at times, lol, just in a positive way. These experiences have made me a better mom, friend, lover and fiancee'. They have made me a phenomenal woman. Strength is what I chose to glean

Juggalo Sermon Part 1
So you think your a juggalo? that means your family your in my family and I love ya cause I love all juggalos! I've been in groups before but I've never had as much fun as I've had with my juggalo homies and ninjas! we drink our faygo raise our hatchets high and do what we have to do to have a good time! all we want is to see the carnival and we will eventually if we just keep straight on this path we follow. Remember the joker cards people they are the way to the carnival and if you follow them like you should be then you will have no problem getting in! then nothin but neden and freaky hoes for all time! woo hoo I can't wait to see the big top and hear the laughter from everyone enjoying themselves! I wish I was dead all ready cause i can't wait to go ! how about you?

Bitching....
I just don't get it sometimes...I love kids 2 death but, Dam, someday I could just jump on a plane & leave for ever...When, I feel like shit, There is no way I can take the day off 2 get myself back 2 feeling good again...I still have 2 get up really early with the kiddos & feed them ex...My fuse is really short 2 day...Well, I will stop bicthin' now & deal with it... I don't know...Sorry! Guys 4 listen 2 me complane...Hope u all r having a great week...God Bless U All...

Wed The 15th
Tomorrow morning I will be going into the hospital to have a stress test done on my heart to see how weak the valve they put in...I'm not sure if I'm going to make it through the 90 minute test or not...I have a feeling before it is all said and done with I will be admitted to the hospital...My energy is at a low. my vision is fucking up and I can't walk 10 feet without gasping for air..so can you imagine what a treadmill will do to me...So in case this be the last day I am on here for a while I want to wish all my cherries a Happy and safe Holidays. Draco A.K.A John

The Other Side Of Divorce
This past weekend, I spent time with a friend as she moved her possessions out of her marital home and into her OWN place. I was feeling so many emotions seeing that I am in the midst of an ongoing, seemingly never ending divorce myself. This man knows I detest him and want nothing more to do with him. I am now a mother of a four month old with the love of my life and still he will not settle and move on. It's tragic. That , my folks, brings me to my topic of thought. As she began the always arduous task of packing her belongings and figuring out as she went what she wanted and what should remain for the children's psychological health, I saw pain behind all her smiles. She broke down ever briefly as she began to finally say goodbye to the life of misery she has lived in that home for so many years. Every fight, every shed tear and thrown object, every year the children grew taller and every smile shattered by a cold, uncaring and calloused man was overwhelming and being the troup

Part 2
Anne set the phone down on the counter and went to the bottom of the stairs. "Pam?" she shouted. "What?" Pam answered, and stood in her doorway to look down the staircase. "Mr. Thorn wants to know if you want to go fishing with him. He's going up to the lake this weekend." "Yeah, I'll go," Pam said, suddenly feeling very excited. He did it. He figured out how to get her alone for a weekend. "Ok. I'll tell him you'll be ready when he comes by to pick you up." Pam rushed back into her room, filled with nervous excitement. She rubbed her legs together and stimulated her clitoris. Before she knew it, she was having an orgasm and Mr. Thorn wouldn't be there to pick her up for two more days. By Friday afternoon she had packed everything she might need for the weekend, including spare clothes in case she gets wet, sweaters in case it gets cold, toilet paper just in case, her pillow, her swimsuit, her Walkman and tapes, spare batteries, a sharp knife, and a new jar of lube

Lol
........ever had one of those days welp i am ....lol....my fucked up shoutbox still doesnt work or maybe its because im still on dial up hell yes im great need of fast internet service.....got me a new camara and look at the cool thing i did i changed the color of my pics ..how frigin cool im like a 3 year old with a new toy haha!! oh and even worse i have a candle burnin i must have a allergy to cause i keep coughing....nothing worse then that shit .....the holidays are comming up fast what is it like 40 more days till x-mas can someone tell my why the gray headed old bastard gets all the credit and were the broke fuckers.....ahhhh i just dont think its far he gets the glory....my brother he doesnt belive in any holidays smart man i shoulda followed in hes footprints.......lmao but awwww i still sneek my nieces and nepehws presents i just dont wrap the fuckers i laugh in the face of my brother big dork....lol.....well just like to get in here sometimes and fuck off see ya laters!! x

Practice What You Preach
I have to say that there a lot of people out there that think that if they don't have pics of T&A that they get overlooked. Same goes for men someone comes by and sees your page they find out your a guy and they leave... Exception being that some woman if not all woman will atleast leave a vote or comment, some will do both. I have found that the people that complain about these types of things are usually the ones most guilty of the same things that they criticize ofthers for. We are all just a bunch of pervs, looking for our next verb. (you have seen the commercial it is what you do) I want everyone to feel welcome at my page and if I stop by and don't say something, please bust me out for it. I need to practice what I preach too. Remember to Bestow and receive, if someone stops by and gives you a vote, a comment, or even a shout, try to do your best to return the gift... as far as points I could care less I just enjoy the friends that I have found and want to

Lighthouse Fantasy
The Lighthouse was very beautiful standing above the tree line as I drove down the long dirt lane along the coast. I stopped to admire her beauty from a distance. After a few minutes, I took a deep breath and continued on the windy road that leads to her. I have always had a fascination for lighthouses, the beauty, the structure, the way her light seems to welcome ships to the area. Everyone knew this about me, but only a choosen few knew about my 'Lighthouse Fantasy'. That was to make love in one. My one friend always teased me and said, "One of these days it will be ME that makes your fantasy come true." I would just smile and say, "I am waiting." A few years passed by and I received an e-mail from him asking me to meet him at this certain lighthouse, he had a surprise waiting for me. Never giving a thought of our earlier conversations, I agreed to meet him. As I got closer to the lighthouse, I seen his red truck already there, but I didn't see him

Punishment
Tonight would be the night. It was he, who as a part of their agreement, set the schedule for things and he knew she was ready, even if she was too scared to admit it. Up until now their games had consisted of playful teasing while he taught her how to please him. Punishment had always come in the form of withheld pleasure but tonight it was time to take things further and begin to let her explore the bridges between pain and pleasure and submission and ecstacy. Tonight, not only would she admit she wanted to go further, she would beg him to take her there. Heads turned when she walked across the hotel lobby, but she was oblivious to all but him. The week of separation, the late-night phone calls and the stories he had e-mailed her to read on the plane had all done the trick. Her whole body throbbed with the need to be touched, by this man. His story selection always hinted at things to come and today's stories had all been about spankings; with whips, with

Will You Be Mine?
I can't find the words to say, to tell you that I feel this way. I want you, what can I do to make you want me next to you? If you look at me you'll understand, all I want is to hold your hand. I have felt this way for so long, it hurts me that I don't belong. Wanting you is all a dream, my heart aches, I want to scream. I smile and laugh; just thinking about you. Together now- I wish it was true. I always imagine your gentle touch, if only you knew I felt this much. Not being with you I'm falling apart, because I don't know how to get your heart. If you could only see the love in my eyes, all of those nights, I sat and cried. Just look at me standing here. Call my name and I'll be there. How long the wait? I don't know. But, when that day comes, I'll let it show. If only you knew, my feelings for you; I'll stay hopeful you feel how I do.

What Every Woman Should Have And Should Know
This was a bulletin I received. What Every Woman Should Have and Should Know A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A set of screwdrivers, A cordless drill, and A black lace bra. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... One friend who Always makes her Laugh... And one Who lets her cry. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A good piece of furniture Not previously owned by Anyone else in her family. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE Eight matching plates, Wine glasses with stems, And a recipe for a meal that will Make her guests feel honored. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A feeling of control over Her destiny. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... How to fall in love Without losing herself. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... HOW TO QUIT A JOB BREAK UP WITH A LOVER AND CONFRONT A FRIEND WITHOUT RUINING THE FRIENDSHIP. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... When to try harder... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... That she can't change The length of her calves, T

My Junior Year In High School
Okay now comes a year where most of it is very fuzzy to me. I started hard core into the drugs my junior year. I was always skipping school, but never dropped below a B average. Great friends I had or so I thouhgt. We also had the school system figured out, we could skip no more then 3 days in a row before they called out parents. I got my driver's license that year so that just made things even worse. I also worked at the local grocery store so I knew if i had to work that nite I had to at least go in late to school...just in case ya know. We would go to breakfast and then just smoke or drink. Smetimes we would get coke or H. Not that often though. I still can't believe that i ever did this shit. I was a good kid though so my mom left me alone. that is what I wanted to believe I think now she just didn't want to deal with the trouble. she was still trying to deal with her favorite daughter leaving her. So this even put more pressure on me, here I was the youngest

Knowing I Dont Have A Place
It's so hard knowing what you want And knowing I have no place; Knowing I'm not in that picture you see With that faraway look on your face. It's hard sometimes to sacrifice, To reconcile my heart with yours. It seems like every dream I have, Every hope ends with slamming doors. It's so hard when everything you say, When all the things that you do, When the very way you live your life, Are the things I love most about you. It's hard exchanging friendly looks, When you flash me a special smile, When you're so strong and honourable, Knowing you don't love me all the while. You love me as a sister you say, And that means so much to me. It shows that you are noble and good, A man of respect and integrity. But there comes a time when a girl needs more, She needs to know that you will fight... For her heart, her devotion, and love, A chivalrous, shining knight. She needs to know she's special to you, That you'll love and cherish her your whole life, Th

Tell Me Another
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God,please give me the strength to cross the river. Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me the tools to cross the river" Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross this river." Poof! He was a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream and crossed over using the bridge. Sorry chaps.....lol.... the heck I am!!!

Just Freaking Wonderful.
I love life. I owe 5 payments on my car, and then it's all mine! Of course, 2 hours ago the engine bearings locked, and it's gonna cost me 2400 to get a rebuilt engine. Now to try and find someone who will give me a decent trade value for my new Paperweight that was once a great car.

Why?
Why would someone rate my blog a 3?..I talked about myself and what i did...I think its lame for blogs to have ratings.. Thats like saying "your life is dumb"..Lol... My neck hurts and i fell out of my computer chair 4 times in the last 2 days!!..How does someone do that FOUR times???? Anyways, i miss talking to My LC hubby!!..Blahh!! I bought a new kind of beer today..Tired of my old reg stuff..Its called Labatt Stirling...Hmmm..I'll drink it regardless if i like it or not. Anyways thats all i have to say..Im SOOO Bored. -Ash

Ok Today's Lc Rant
ok... when your posting a bulletin RECOGNIZING SOMEONE for bein a really great person and blah blah blah let me ask you something SHOULD YOU POST YOUR OWN RECOGNITION BULLETIN? oh yeah thats real smart so you wrote the damn thing and posted it so everyone can see how cool and nice you are GUESS WHAT ITS CALLED EGOTISM to do so! here I'm gonna make a bulletin sayin how fuckin great I am and how nice and whatever I guarantee you not even ONE person will look at it so what makes people (will not name names) on LC do that! it drives me nuts! fuckin stupid just like the contests...

A Job And An Ex
Well first off I got a job with Liberty tax. I don't start until Jan. though but I mean thats because thats when people get their W-2s. But I'll be the youngest person working there. The lady who hired me she like loves me I mean like a daughter or something. lol during my interview she said "You're smart, attractive, young, I think you would do well here." I think that means she wants me to bring in the younger single men lol. Anyway I'm pretty excited. Well something else that recently happend...I had another ex bf ask me to marry him. I don't think he is serious but he says he is. Well he sorta made it clear he was serious. I told him I wouldn't answer him since it was on the phone. But he said he wouldn't ask me with out a ring and he wasn't going to get a ring unless he knew it was what I wanted. So I'm not engaged and he knows that I really like this one guy so yeah. I guess he is just going to wait. From what he said "All I have to do is wait for him to screw up." But I dunn

Hot Hot Hot
Their relationship to this point had been nothing more than friends. She told him everything that was going on in her life, and he listened even though he may not have really wanted to hear it. He had been attracted to her from the first time they met at a party. Sure they flirted on occasion but it never got any further than that. They decided they were going to go hang out one day, and hit a nature trail for a walk. It was a nice enough day and they both thought they could use the exercise and fresh air. As they arrived, they noticed a few clouds in the air, but didn't think anything of it. As luck would have it, at the furthest point of the nature trail, the winds began to pick up and more clouds started to roll in. They decided they'd turn back before it got any worse. Before they knew it, the sky opened up and it began to rain very hard. They reached an area of heavy tree cover, and decided to try and wait it out. They were still getting wet, but it was nowhere near as bad a

You Know Who You Are
The rain is coming down, the thunder is loud, and the sky is bright from all the lighting. However, I stand here alone. The rain is hitting me soft, wet, and cold and I stand looking up into the sky. I stand here wonder what it would be like to have you with me. Waking every morning with you beside me and going to sleep at night with you next to me. Listening to you talk about your day, what you did, how work was, and most of all how much you love me. But, before that can happen, a step must be made. You must first realize that I am the one you want. The one you can't live with but, yet can't live without. You get scared and turn away. But, I stand my ground because I know you and what you are..My Best Friend. The one that I have been looking and waiting for. So I will wait for you. For you to realize that I am what you want and need in your life. You are the brightest star in the night, the warmth from the sun, the fullness of the moon, and the love that everyone dreams of. You

Im Back - Sortof =)
so.. you may have wondered what happened to me -- (or maybe not..) life has been a struggle for awhile, ive been waiting on a rather large sum of money - for over two months now - and preparing to move to arizona.. (many of you already knew this) - when my life gets overly dramatic.. and stressful - i decide i need to drop my e-life first... and focus on reality.. which i have - and still am.. right now im just peeking in and updating you all.. well, the money is to be here this week (and this time im positive it will be) its quite a bit less than planned - but its still plenty to finance the move - the album - and to get back to life.. and not be quite so stressed.. ill be moving in hopefully 2 weeks - ive also worked on music as always - with a new song that is going to be squeezed onto the album.. possibly the best thing ive made - although it still has a couple tracks to touch up. when i get to az it will be time to actually make cds. and sell them - my life is headed fo

What Hurts The Most
sitting her on the sofa you asleep on my chest watching you dream smiling so brightly trying to put the happiness away trying to understand what we must do holding you tight holding on for now wishing this could change for we both love each other so knowing when morning comes will be last we will see each other again pain comes and pain goes memories stay with us warming us driving us insane for love is so twisted so strange when the future turns black an it all falls away

Non Existent
i travel down the road non existent to the passing travlers they make me feel empty nothing left why i try to please to shine my best nothing emptiness once again wishing to die it isnt a sin its self healing i wish i wasnt wasnt lonely for once in my life i wish i wasnt non existent

A Few Thoughts On Glock Pistols...
Let me start this off by stating: Up until very recently, I was not a fan of GLOCK pistols. I had nothing against them, they just weren't for me. This was totally based on reading, no handling whatsoever. The other day, I went to the shooting range to try out a cartridge that I have not shot yet (.40 S&W). I found out that they had a Sig p226, Glock 23, and a Springfield XD-40. I had already shot the XD-9 at one point with my girlfriend, and was fond of it. So I decided to try the Sig out first, I really couldn't get myself to like the long trigger reach on the first (DA) pull, but it was nice afterwards, but the recoil was a bit abrupt. Having already shot and liked the 9mm version of the XD, I decided to give the GLOCK a try... Wow... what an easy to control weapon. Even doing a simulated tap, rack, target drill was quick and easy. The grip angle (what a lot of people complain about) was actually quite comfortable (kind of like a combat revolver to me) and helped to control t

Wicked Women- Jezebel
My divine goddess had purchased this fine brew for me to enjoy on her birthday, but I saved it for another good eve when she could try it and not have it mixed with any sorta crazy cap screw winesque wildvines.... Was glad to have waited so Lizzy could taste since this has to be the smoothest ale I have had to date, one that even a non conisuer could enjoy. "Jezebel is a beautifully-hopped golden ale made by Sara Barton, one of England's rare female head brewers (or more appropriately brewster) Clean crisp and smooth finish, better than Jezebel's biblical end being all torn apart by dogs... Worth a taste, cheers!

Last Part Finished On Double Stuffed Enjoy
It must have been about 1:00 AM when we finished with the previous round of fucking and sucking, and I know I fell asleep almost immediately and I think so did everyone else as they all looked kind of comatose before I closed my eyes. When I woke up Saturday morning the sun was already up, and I looked over at the clock. I saw it was almost 9 o'clock. Mary was the only one still in bed with me and as I stretched out I saw that she was also starting to stir. We both looked at each other and smiled, comfortable with our nude bodies and probably thinking about the action of the previous night. I know that I was and, as we lay there for a few minutes, we heard some loud moaning coming from the living room. Mary and I quietly got out of bed and tiptoed to the open bedroom door and looked out into the living room to see Eric and Tonya on the couch fucking furiously. Eric was lying on his back and Tonya was sitting on his huge pole with her back to his face. She was pulling on her nipples

Send The Pain Below
Chevelle Send The Pain Below I liked, Having hurt, So send the pain below, Where I need it. You used to beg me, To take, Care of things, And smile at the thoughts, Of me failing. But long before, Having hurt, I'll send the pain below, I'll send the pain below. Much like suffocating, Much like suffocating, Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below), Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below). You used run me away, All while laughing, Then cry about that fact, Til my returns. But long before, Having hurt, I'll send the pain below, I'll send the pain below. Much like suffocating, Much like suffocating, Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below), Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below), Much like suffocating! I can'y feel my chest (chest, chest), Anymore, Drop down, Cause I am, (?) I can't feel my chest (chest, chest) (RAHH!!!.) Drop down! (RAHHHHHH!!!.) I liked, Having hurt, So send the pain below, So

Boring Crap About Me
1) What is your sign? Capricorn 2) What is your favorite color? Blue 3) More afraid of snakes or spiders? Neither one scares me 4) Longest amount of hours you've ever slept? 18, but i was drugged...so don't think ima bum or some stupid shit like that 5) Are aliens real? I don't know, ive never met any 6) Eggs & bacon? hell yeah, especially when im drunk 7) Multilingual? I speak enuff spanish to get laid or start a fight....very important things in life 8) Why are hamburgers called 'HAMburgers' when they made from beef? So fuck tards like you could ask stupid questions 9) Sneakers or boots? I wear vans, or nikes 10) Is North Korea trying to play the world? Yeah, like I watch the news 11) Is that glass half-full or half-empty? Half full 12) Rather be naked or clothed? clothed, unless im sexing it up 13) Do you watch 'Grey's Anatomy'? yes i do 14) What is your all-time fave swear word/phrase? fuck sticks/douch bag 15) U

And I Quote...
So I was watching the local news about an hour ago, they were talking about the possibilitie of bringing a casino to our city, and therefore were interviewing some people at the casino closest to us. They interviewed this man who said, and I quote, "I am in between jobs right now, so I figured I would come here and try my luck." Now, is it just me, or is that the exact OPPOSITE thing you should be doing if you have no job? LoL I guess they happened to interview someone with a gambling problem. I don't know, I just thought that was amusing. I have yet ANOTHER test I have to study for, blah! Goodnight all. Feel free to send me a message or something for the AM ;)

#1 Crush
Garbage. "#1 Crush" I would die for you I would die for you I've been dying just to feel you by my side To know that you're mine I will cry for you I will cry for you I will wash away your pain with all my tears And drown your fear I will pray for you I will pray for you I will sell my soul for something pure and true Someone like you See your face every place that I walk in Hear your voice every time I am talking You will believe in me And I will never be ignored I will burn for you Feel pain for you I will twist the knife and bleed my aching heart And tear it apart I will lie for you Beg and steal for you I will crawl on hands and knees until you see You're just like me Violate all The love that I'm missing Throw away all the pain that I'm living You will believe in me And I can never be ignored I would die for you I would kill for you I will steal for you I'd do time for you I would wait for you I'd make room for you I'd sail shi

How Sad
How Sad is it when a boyfriend comes along and warns you off about leaving comments on his girlfriends space, then comes back and deletes the comment so nobody else can see it. Makes you wonder if its all worth it

25 Most Important Questions In The Universe
5:30 am Wednesday November 15. It DARK OUT. Chilly. All Kids are asleep. WTF am I up? Let me think about it and get back to yall. In the mean time...Heres some questions to answer... 1. What Makes No. 2 Pencils So Darn Special? 2. Who’s That AOL Guy Who Eerily Knows When You’ve Got Mail? 3. Where Does Nougat Come From? 4. Is There One Move That’s More Likely to Win a Game of Rock-Paper-Scissors? 5. Which Came First, the Can Opener or the Can? 6. How Does a Word Become a Curse Word? 7. Can a Pregnant Woman Drive in the Carpool Lane? 8. Why Do Battery Letters Skip from A to C? Was There Ever a B-Cell Battery? 9. What Does McDonald’s Have in Common with the CIA? 10. Why Does Hawaii Have Interstate Highways? 11. Why Do Most Snooze Buttons Only Give You Nine More Minutes of Sleep? 12. Why Do We Call Them Grandfather Clocks? 13. Was Turkey a Bird or a Country First? 14. How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood? 15. We Know Nothing Better Has

So, Just How Do You Say So Long To Someone You Never Really Met?
SO, JUST HOW DO YOU SAY SO LONG TO SOMEONE YOU NEVER REALLY MET? SOMEONE YOU NEVER TOUCHED OR FELT, BUT YET, THERE ARE FEELINGS, STRONG FEELINGS THAT YOU GET FROM THE TYPING, THE WORDS AND A PICTURE OF A SMILE A SMILE SHARED WITH THE WORLD BUT YOU TO NOT REGRET. I LEARNED FROM YOU AS FROM SO MANY OTHERS AND I KNOW THERE WAS, OH, SO MUCH MORE TO DISCOVER. HOW CAN YOU GIVE BACK A HEART THAT YOU HAD NEVER SEEN TO BEGIN WITH AND YET YOU OFFERED IT LIKE IT WAS REALLY YOURS WHILE THE WORLD LOOKED ON BUT THEY NEVER HEARD THE TYPING OF OUR FINGERS THAT WERE OUR ONLY WORDS SO HERE I AM THINKING THAT I?LL MISS YOUR PICTURE THE WORDS ON THE SCREEN AND YOUR LITTLE TYPED WINKIE ;-) BUT NEVER A TOUCH, NOT EVEN A PINKIE MUCH LESS LIPS AND ARMS AND LEGS AND SWEAT OR A LITTLE KINKY JUST LITTLE EMOTICONS ALL RUN TOGETHER IT FELT LIKE I NEVER REALLY KNEW YOU AT ALL BECAUSE EVERY SITE

How Good Are You In Bed??
You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.Sex God98%A Slave To BDSM93%A Romantic63%Virgin18%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

10's Please!
I urgently need people to go to the Best Smile contest hosted by Shorty and rate my pic a 10. I have all of the comments that I need to make it to the second round...but the second round is determined soley on rating. Who ever has the highest rating will win the contest. Please do not downrate If You Only Knew...she's a good friend of mine, and I'd like for she and myself to take the top two spots. Here's the link: Thanks! Please ask your friends to do the same, and have them as their friends. NOTE: This blog has been edited. After being overwhelmingly voted against on my mum I removed the request to downvote anyone in the contest. Thank you again to everyone that voted in the mum, and to everyone that's voted in the contest!

The Telephone Call
This is one of my raciest stories that I've ever wrote.....Enjoy! He sat there with the remote in his hand clicking the channel button over and over again, he still couldn’t find anything on television. Why have cable and you still can’t find anything on the damn thing he thought as he threw it against the couch. That is when the phone rang and he reached over to get it, “Hello” he said lazily as his head fell back against the couch. “I am on my way and I want you naked when I get there.” said the female voice on the other end. He hung up the phone as quickly as he picked it up and started to take off his pants and then his shirt. He sat there for what must have been no longer than a minute when the knock at the door got him up. She walked in the apartment with nothing on but a jacket from what he saw and a smile on her face as she looked at him from head to toe. Slowly she closed the door and kissed him while she handled his beautiful cock. “C’mon baby let’s go to your room.” s

Wtf Men!!!
Current mood: frustrated Ok first of all before I start getting HATE mail...lol..What I am about to say is not meant for ALL MEN and I know NOT ALL MEN are like this and this way..I am just tired of the games, I am pisses, and letting off steam..So do hate me and please dont take any of this the wrong way guys..So with that being said here we go... WTF..Why is it that guys will tell you what you want to here and make you feel special and all..But yet they are saying the same shit to like 10 different girls..Whats up with that? I understand women do it to..But I am not one of them..I will tell ya how it is and how I feel and I dont give a fuck if you like what I say on how I feel or what I am thinking..But at least it will be the TRUTH ad I will be HONEST about it.. Why the fucking games? What is the point of it? Why tell a girl all that shit? I swear someone fucking poeple..Why dont you just be blunt about it..And tell her what you are really wanting..Like Hey babe I re

Love!
Current mood: flirty Just my thought on LOVE and what I feel it really is: A good relationship is not a game that we play or an ego trip we take. It is about love and two people. Loving someone can give us the greatest joy we can ever know but it can also hurt us more that we can ever believe. If we love someone we should be ready to experience not only happiness but heartache as well. That's the reward and risk that it takes. Unless we are willing to experience it, we will never really know what it's like to love and be loved. Sharing love is probably the most valuable and meaningful experience a person can ever have. And there is a difference between being in love with someone and loving someone. It's the difference between a love that's fickle, wild and short-lived and a love that's tender, passionate and lasting. The first is easy. The second, the one that really matters to us all, takes work ---- because it's about keeping the relationship. Loving someone

Men Vs. Toys!
Current mood: silly Men VS. Toys...OK I am not man hating really..I just think this is funny..I have had so many people ask me what is the difference between using a toy are having the really thing..Since I dont have sex unless I am in a relationship (yes its been 9 months now) and I use toys instead..Yes dont get me wrong love the touch, feel, kiss, smell and everything else that comes with a man..Anyhow this is the difference.. Toys: 1) they dont talk back. 2) dont have to worry about STDs. 3) dont have to worry about getting pregnant. 4) dont worry about it cheating on you. 5) dont have to worry about it lying to you. 6) its there for you no matter what. 7) you dont have to worry about where it is or what it is doing. 8) never worry about what it is thinking. 9) likes you regardless of what you look like. 10) dont have to worry if its gonna call you the next day. Men: (not all men are like this I know this) 1) they talk back and half

I Give Up....
If you read this you know who you are...I give up! I tried everything to be with you...pushed others away. I told you the you were the only guy would wait for well I cant wait no more...I guess I have to move on. I have known you over a year and have liked you that whole time but you dont seem to care anymore since you never talk to me or leave me a comment telling me your ok. So I give up and I need to give others a chance. Vamp

Can You Ever Do Anything Right..
What do you do when no matter what you do you can never do anything right? Hmm.. I mean really can any man ever do enough or the right things to be a good person. In my experience and maybe it is just me. I would say no. Maybe it is the way I go about things, I want ppl to be happy I want ppl to have a good time because life is the only thing that is going to last. Will love never, will hate never, will lust nope, passion for that kiss, will the thrust for knowledge nope, everything fucking fades out no matter what.. Today I woke up with another fucking headache like I have been getting for the last 4 years, today’s and yesterdays were especially bad. They are not migranes they are stress related.. I guess you can say I’m a stress monster, where does it all come from who knows and you want to know what no one really gives a fuck either. Well, I don’t really think anyone will read this but I’m going to tell a lot of ppl a few things they may not know about me. I will l

Whats A Pagan
Pagans come in all shapes sizes colors They belive many things Some have speical gifts that the rest of us do not some call this magic some do not But we all have these traits we belive in the Gods we belive in Magic for we know its real now do some just belive in the old religion yes they do Do they do magic ritual or true no they dont but Pagan they are For you see Pagans come in all the shades of the Rainbow but we tend to get along oh we may fuss about this and that But then we are PAGAN Caty

Making Love To You
One taste of you satisfied me only for a moment Clamouring for more Of the taste Of you between my lips So deep inside My willing mouth I am only satisfied for a moment I'm grabbing your hands Shoving them inside my shirt You breathe heavy to feel The pulsing of my heartbeat Through my heaving breasts I strip my shirt off and throw it to the ground You remove my bra Your lips trace my skin You pull my nipples till they're hard In the night Oh starless wonderful night I unbutton your shirt Slide it off Trace your chest My lips they press Your tight skin You moan softly As you know what's happening Your hand grabs my legs as you pull me in your lap My breasts against your belly I kiss your side I reach up to touch your hair Your tounge licks my inner ear You're sending chills down my spine tonight I feel the hardness of you and I'm feeled with sudden heat My hair clings to the back of my neck Tiny curls form You whisper my eyes are so clear th

A Different Christmas Poem...
Just sent to me from a friend via email. I hope you enjoy it......and kudos to all the soldiers, near and far! Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out

Slumber Party Adult
It was a bad time for my office. Of the five women I worked with, three had recently broken up with their boyfriends, one hadn't had a date in over 6 months, and the other was married to a real jerk that she just found out was cheating on her. I was lucky to be happily married, but when someone suggested a girls' night in to get drunk and forget our woes, I was in. We decided to meet at Mandy's apartment on Friday night. Mandy was the date-less one, so her apartment held the least number of painful memories. Joely, Samantha, and Angie were all still trying to get rid of their ex-boyfriends' presences, and Sandy's husband wasn't going to be "working late" for once. I would have offered up my house, but while the other ladies would have been fine with my husband being around, I wanted a chance to dish without him hearing. We started the evening with a revealing game of "I've never." I was a little embarrassed to raise my cup when Mandy declared, "I've never had anal sex," until I

Super-easy Chicken Enchilada Skillet
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 20 min Makes: 4 servings, about 1-1/4 cups each 1 Tbsp. oil 1 lb. boneless skinless chicken breast halves, cut into bite-size pieces 1 can (14-1/2 oz.) fat-free reduced-sodium chicken broth 1/4 cup KRAFT Ranch Dressing 2 Tbsp. flour 6 TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Flour Tortillas, cut into small pieces 1 cup KRAFT Mexican Style Shredded Four Cheese 1/2 cup TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Salsa HEAT oil in large deep skillet on medium-high heat. Add chicken; cook 7 min. or until cooked through, stirring occasionally. MIX broth, dressing and flour until well blended; gradually add to skillet, stirring constantly. Add tortillas; stir to combine. Bring to boil. Reduce heat to medium-low; simmer 3 min. SPRINKLE with cheese; cover. Simmer 3 to 5 min. or until cheese is melted. Top with salsa. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Healthy Living Trim 6 grams of fat per serving by preparing as directed, using KRAFT LIGHT DONE RIGHT! Ranch Reduced Fat D

Please Copy And Send
One Sentence is Enough to Break a Heart……One Second is Enough to Fall in Love……and One Misunderstanding is Sufficient to Break Friendship. Friendship is the Rainbow Between to Hearts. Sharing 7 Characters First i like u, then i loved u, Now i'm afraid to lose u, If you dont send this to everyone on ur list, u will lose the person you love. sorry i dont wanna lose the person i love...................................................................................................if i dont get this back i guess your not my friend. if u have a lot of love 4 someone... copy and send this 2 ur whole buddy list..in 5 min. ur true love

My Night
so last night before leaving for work i decide to take a bath, all of a sudden i hear my step father yelling and acting like an idiot, i shut the watter off in time to hear some derogitory remarks about myself! needless to say i defended myself! all of a sudden the door bursts open and my stepfather comes in yelling and raises his fist. WTF?? he leaves the bathroom and i quickly get out and get some pants on. i go out into the kitchen argue a second more and he decides to grab a knife out of the drawer and come at me!!! with my mother between us he stats "I will stick your ass". thats an exact quote! what kind of person threatens a family member like that? well mom dialed 911, cops came and he is now in jail. this after a week of being off of probation! this has been my life, minus the weapon, but with him and his views on me. im not sure how to input this, it isnt like my psychie isnt already askew, now i have knife threats! and from somone who is suposed to care none the less! wonder

Read This First
My girl and I enjoy taking and sharing pics. We have quite a few pics we haven't uploaded and we will be taking many, many more in the future. We have no problem letting you see our pics. As long as you share yours. We can't see your's, you can't see ours. It's that simple. The more comfortable we get, the more we will post. So please remember that before you go into our pic section. If you aren't sharing with us, you won't be looking at ours.

Work Part 3
I quit my job, well she told me to sleep on it but i forsee nothing changing. Bitch lies to me for weeks about what my future holds, then as i'm going through the paperwork i see that she has drafted my termination papers... Just in case she says... Cunt... i left... Now i'm happy, unemployed but happy... thank god it's the holidays and i work retail...

Walmart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart... Nice children you've got there - are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

Like I Didn't Know This,lol
Whats your sex style? Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY! Take this test

Quotes Of The Day
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia "Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant." George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." Sharon Stone "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor) "Ah, yes, divorce, from

The Revenge
The Revenge Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together. As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So, what she did is this: she took a Polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's cock and sent it to her

My First Rant
Ok, this is a long time in coming... I appreciate those of you I have come to know. There are some great people out there! However, some people are taking this way too serious!!! Things that ANNOY... 1. I don't give a damn about your contests!!! Are prizes being handed out that I am unaware of??? Quit asking me to vote for you. I am so sorry that your self esteem is so low that you feel you need to win some stupid ass contest against a bunch of fat girls! 2. Don't post titty pics of yourself and then act all virgin when I chat with you! If you are willing to post pics of your tits on here I am assuming a comment like... "Nice Tits" or "Great Rack" is acceptable based on the fact that you must be looking for comments or you would not have posted them!! 3. Don't add me as a friend or request me to add you unless you plan to actually be a friend. CHAT!!! I know the women on here get overwhelmed with all the guys around here. We are like flies on shit. We see a p

Please Dont Drink And Drive, Check This Out And See Why!
I have been guilty of it, but I got arrested without incident and learned my lesson solely from the embarrassment.. Now that I have seen this I am glad a made different choices after getting in trouble with ever causing any of this.. Please realize the risks you take and put others in when you do do it.. A designated driver or a cab is always the way to go.. If I live near you call me and I will pick you up and get you home! Please let this sink in.. I posted in bulletins too so repost and get the word out! Cinaliscious! From: SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS Date: Nov 14 2006 12:36 PM This is Jacqueline Saburido on September 19, 1999. This is her and her Father, 1998. This is her on Vacation in Venezuela. Birthday party as a child. At a party with friends. The car in which Jacqueline traveled. She was hit by another car that was driven by a 17-year old male student on h

First Time
So I have been on cherry tap for a few weeks now. Its kept me sane since the loss of my job in the middle of october. I just want to thank all the folks who have became my friends since i joined and let you all know that I think your great. I try to check out everyones profile and pics everyfew days or more often for my close friends. I have lots of friends and if i havent stopped by in a while to drop you some love let me know and I will hit you up. Hope you all like my photos and my new music tracks which i finaly added. lots of love to all my friends and fans!

Dreams
down by the stream balnket in a clearing basket of food for two you an i looking at each other ignoring our plates lost in each others eyes holding your hand sliding a ring on it to your suprise smiling so brightly gasping for breath such a lovely shock saying yes alrams sounds shattering my dream turning over i see your lovely face i smile so happy this day

I'm Sorry..............(from Bulletins)
I'm sorry I sit and wait on you And you never show up (added by *~The UnLoved®~*) I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of goin out.. I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just fuck you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good eno

Memories
walking down a path seeing a flower in bloom seeing you there picking some flowers in bloom walking down to the stream seeing you there swimming around watching the clouds slowly fly by seeing your face there walking on making my way throught the brush seeing my cabin ahead as you exit waving to me seeing you all around love has me enraptured for all i see is you my world my life

The Two Of Us
The two of us share this body Giggles ok what you talking bout Well Caty and me share one body Though were makeing it more fem all the time You can tell when which one of us takes the blog but were one and the same Caty shes the creative one me im her protecter Now that I have found her For she is like a child Still learning how to be How to act yes we are one But we are two Caty and me So bare with us my friends as we learn how to merge the two into the one For caty and me we are one and we are two and soon we will be one! Caty and me

Puppy Size
Puppy Size! You will know precisely what this little girl is talking about at the end. "Danielle keeps repeating it over and over again. We've been back to this animal shelter at least five times. It has been weeks now since we started all of this, stuff, the mother told the volunteer. "What is it she keeps asking for?" the volunteer asked. "Puppy size!" replied the mother. "Well, we have plenty of puppies, if that's what she's looking for." "I know . . . We have seen most of them," the mom said in frustration . . Just then Danielle came walking into the office "Well, did you find one?" "No, not this time," Danielle said with sadness in her voice. "Can we come back on the weekend?" The two women looked at each other, shook their heads and laughed. "You never know when we will get more dogs. Unfortunately, there's always a supply," the volunteer said. Danielle took her mother by the hand and headed to the door. "Don't worry, I'll find one this we

What Kind Of Person Am I
What kind of person are you? Kind heartedYour a all around awsome Girl to be around. You can get along with about anyone and you know how to bring a smile to some one who needs it. Take this test

Political Shifts And Pagan Rights
as found on: http://www.witchvox.com/va/dt_va.html?a=usmi&c=words&id=11305 Democrats Take Congress: What Does the News Mean for the Pagan Community? Author: Emrys Posted: November 12th. 2006 Times Viewed: 1,886 On November 7th, Americans all across the nation exercised their constitutional right to vote, and this ushered in a resounding change for our nation. According to CNN, the Cable News Network, control of the nation has shifted hue from red to blue, with the current numbers being 228 Democrats in the House, and 50 in the Senate, which includes two independents, who are caucusing with the Democratic Party. This year counted as my first election, having just turned 18 a few weeks ago. I made sure to vote carefully, taking special care to vote the issues, not the parties. I voted mostly blue, but that’s not to say I’m a partisan player. I realize that for anything to get done in Congress, we need a balanced legislature. However, I also realize that The Democrat

Cricket In Heaven!
Two ninety-year-old men, Moe and Sam, have been friends all theirlives. It seems that Sam is dying, and Moe comes to visit him every day. "Sam," says Moe, "You know how we have both loved cricket all ourlives. Sam, you have to do me one favor. When you get to Heaven, and I know you will go to Heaven, somehow you've got to let me know if there's cricket in Heaven" Sam looks up at Moe from his death bed, and says, "Moe, you've been my best friend for many years. This favor, if it is at all possible, I'll do for you." And shortly after that, Sam passes on. It is midnight a couple of Nights later Moe is sound asleep when he is awakened by a blinding flash of White light and a voice calls out to him, "Moe.... Moe...." "Who is it?" says Moe sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?" "Moe, it's me, Sam." "Come on. You're not Sam. Sam just died." "I'm telling you," insists the voice. "It's me, Sam!" "Sam? Is that you? Where are you?" "I'm in heaven," says Sam, "and I'v

A Bounced Check!
A bounced check Shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire pension, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally answer your telephone calls and letters, ---

Don't Aplogize.
I really hate that fuckin bulletin that says oh I am sorry I over looked you Mr. Nice guy. Fuck you for over looking us in the first place. It's women who think they are to good for the nice guy who make assholes. So seriously fuck all of you who repost that. You don't get to come back and say sorry for the bull shit. For keeping us in the god damn friend zone. Fuck all you for ever pushing us aside. Yes I'm bitter and no I don't give a fuck if any girl who said no ever came back later on in life and said she was sorry I'd punch her in her dirty taint. You don't get another chance once you've ripped out someone's heart.

I Know I Know, It's Sappy, But This Is One Of My All-time Favorite Movies And Plays...
But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East, and Juliet is the sun! Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon who is already sick and pale with grief that thou her maiden art far more fair than she! Be not her maiden since she is envious; her vestal livery is but sick and green, and none but fools do wear it; cast it off! It is my lady, O, it is my love! O that she knew she were! She speaks, yet she says nothing; what of that? I am too bold, tis not to me she speaks two of the fairest stars in all the heavens, having some business do entreat her eyes to twinkle in their spheres til they return what if her eyes were there, and they in her head? the brightness of her cheek would shame those stars; as daylight doth a lamp. Her eyes in heaven would through the airy region stream so bright that birds would sing, and think it were not night. See how she rests her cheek upon her hand? O that I were a glove upon that hand that I might touch that chee

Bad Day
So I freaked out on my sister in law lol....shes adopting twins and its pissing me off lol I WANTED TO HAVE THE FIRST GRANDCHILDREN GRRRR.....Now shes the center of attention And my wedding is pretty much not even in anyones mind!!!! fuckers lol then I told her well ill give them their first BLOOD grandchildren lol an then she was going to have me wear a packers sweater ( she was buyihng em one ) so the family hated me!!! OMG BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Edited And Updated Version!! Comments, Please????
The Taking of Jayde It'd been too long. Way too long. Jayde knew this was true when she caught herself seriously considering the far-too-young hot stud at her office. What the hell am I thinking? Jayde mentally smacked herself back to reality. Yes, he was hot--very hot--and young, and virile, and, well...young. Very young. It wasn’t that he was that many years younger then her--only eight years her junior--but he was a lifetime younger when it came to living. She was 34 years old, divorced and a single mother of two. He was a 26-year-old stud. Her life was work and kids, making sure the furnace didn't go out, and wondering if her ex-husband was going to pay his child support this month. His life was working and playing. A lot of playing. According to office rumor he'd romanced nearly every young cutie in the place. Her weekends were kids' sporting events and scout outings. His were clubbing and more clubbing. "And getting laid, no doubt," she sighed to herself, "

Its Not Mine Its Monicas
Poem For The Troops In Your Honor Unselfishly, you left your fathers and your mothers, You left behind your sisters and your brothers. Leaving your beloved children and wives, You put on hold, your dreams—your lives. On foreign soil, you found yourself planted To fight for those whose freedom you granted. Without your sacrifice, their cause would be lost But you carried onward, no matter the cost. Many horrors you had endured and seen. Many faces had haunted your dreams. You cheered as your enemies littered the ground; You cried as your brothers fell all around. When it was over, you all came back home, Some were left with memories to face all alone; Some found themselves in the company of friends As their crosses cast shadows across the land. Those who survived were forever scarred Emotionally, physically, permanently marred. Those who did not now sleep eternally ‘Neath the ground they had given their lives to keep free. With a hand upon my heart, I feel The pri

Do You Think Ill Ever Find God?
HELP ME MOMMY HELP ME? My dad come running down the stairs with a beer in one hand and a gun in the other. my mommy is screaming from the father beating her sensless. then he comes running to me grabbing by my hair as i scream help me mommy help me. he grabs me throws me against the wall and my arm breaks. i yell as loud as i can then the world turns black. i wake up in my bed and i cant feel my tight little girl bruised beaten nattered body. i get out of bed go donw stairs my dad is drunk once again. he begins beating me untill my face and arms and legs are black and blue. i run upstairs to my room. i have some razors from my daddies shaver. then i begin cutting and cutting making my veins bleed rapidly as i begin to fade away. but before i can say to my little girl self i begin to think. do i really want to kill myself over this. is it my fault this abuse happens to me. what have i done (crys her eyes out) why am i even alive. god take my

Once In Your Life
Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you've never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can't wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you because

Ok Some Bullshit
first of i hate cho mos with a passion and this bitch fucking puts it on my page and these fuckers that live near me took it as the truth when they barely fucking know me then try to kick my ass even one pulls a gun on me all i got to say is fuck him i swear on my grandmas grave i better never catch him alone then i wanted to do something that felt like the right thing to do and people fucking call the cops knowing ive been in a lot of trouble but i think them because i would have done something stupid if they hadnt well thats it i had to get it off my head

Fire!!!!
Ok just got settled almost and haven't gotten my propane tank recharged yet. The wood burning stove has been working very well though on heating most of the house and have an electric heater in my downstairs bedroom. So one can well imagine my surprise at being woken this morning due to smoke and what turned out to be a chimney fire. So while I wanted to post pix of my lovely new home I am posting pix of the fire damge. Never fear everyone was allright and the damge relatively minor. So look in the photo album I'm posting one tonight many more to follow in the next few days.

To You....i Give My Heart
You're the first thing I think of; Each morning when I rise. You're the last thing I think of; Each night when I close my eyes. You're in each thought I have; And every breath I take. My feelings are growing stronger; With every move I make. I want to prove how I feel for you; But that's the hardest part. So, I'm giving all I have to give; To you... I give my heart. A heart is a very fragile thing; But I trust it will be, LOVE that you will bring. God brought us together in his own special way; I want to LOVE you until my dying day. It's been magical right from the start; You are a gift from the Lord above, to you I give my heart. You are my ray of sunshine, on a cloudy day; Kiss me, hold me, LOVE me forever, in your own special way!

A Burning Passion
A Burning Passion Words never seem to express the deepest thoughts inside, snatching any possibilities to profess my love to you. Daily I look into your eyes full of endearment and joy. This strong attraction of lust and desire cannot hide, cornering our emotions and feeling of what we want to do. Can we exist as genuine lovers, or is it all a ploy? Our hands touch sending shockwaves of heat way down. The tension mounts between our bodies as we walk. Flirting glances with coy smiles heighten my senses. You are my goddess, my love. Within your sight I drown. Sensual are your ways, smooth are your words as you talk. electrifying is our desire, breaking down our defenses. Forbidden love or not, I will take this all in with pride. To profess my undying loyalty to you with no shame to hide. To feel your body press against mine is my deep need. When will the sensual tension we have be forever freed? I seek to be consumed by the forbidden passion that awaits,

Fuck Off.
I am going to agree with Liz on this one.. If you pay in the Senior Citizen line.. Please don't try to fucking contact me.. I'm 22.. get a life creep.. If your over 35.. how about we stay away.... Thank ya much. Muah.

The River:
The River: Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river. Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge

Karmic Info.
People get into a heavy-duty sin and guilt trip, feeling that if things are going wrong, that means that they did something bad and they are being punished. That's not the idea at all. The idea of karma is that you continually get the teachings that you need to open your heart. To the degree that you didn't understand in the past how to stop protecting your soft spot, how to stop armoring your heart, you're given this gift of teachings in the form of your life, to give you everything you need to open further.

So Who Reads These Anyway???
I accidently rated someone's photo a 1 recently. I was drunk. ( anyone who knows me realizes this is highly likly ) They made a big deal out of it. They said it was only because they had their daughter in the picture. So ok. I rated all the pictures with their daughter a 10 ( fixing the rating I messed up on too. ) and all the pictures with just them a 1. Yah, I'm an ass, but my point being, they were still upsett. " now you're just immature " was said. I'm immature because they value vanity and their appearnce and their numbers they are upsett because of the numbers I gave them??? Whatever. Numbers and pictures. I'm gunna be happy after saturday, fuck what other people think.

Oh The People We Meet!
So last night on my way home from another glorious day on recruiting duty i decided to stop in at this little poe dunk bar that i pass by every night on my way home. I walked in and was instantly assualted by the oh so delightful stench of stale beer, stale cigarette smoke, stale food and stale body order. I thought to my self hell i have been in worse remember the bar in Cheboygan Michigan (more on that later). I sat at the bar and order a nice tumbler of Jim on the rocks. I gotta have my whiskey. The missing my two front teeth, 5 chinned, straggly greasy haired bartender that had been ridden hard and put away wet one too many time offered it to me with a toothless grin and cig hanging out of the side of her mouth. I sat their and sipped my whiskey as all good whiskey drinkers do and looked around the bar. It was pretty empty an older couple that had obviously been around since the bar had seen it hey days. A drunk mumbling something about big brother always watching him (mind

Face Paint Contest Rules And Times
Okay Since thanksgiving is next week, I think I am not going to start the contest until Monday November 27th at 12:00 noon (eastern time) and it will run until Thursday November 30th to 12 noon eastern time. Rules #1. comments and ratings will be combined to make grand total. so if some rates you and comments you that counts as 2 votes. and it does not matter what they rate you, so if they rate a 1 that is still one vote. #2. Please only comment once person, multiply comments will not be counted. I feel that it's not fair if someone has friends that do not have anything better to do then leave one person 1000 comments. #3. This contest is just for fun. I am not sure if i can get tags made yet, but I am trying my best to get someone to help me with that, but I will buy some pricey presents for the winners and the runner ups. #4. Please pimp urself out, but please no buying cherry blast. #5. Most importnat, have FUN and Be nice, we are all family here.

Can I Rate Your Pictures???
I'd love to rate your pics. But first, stop by and vote for If You Only Knew in the bikini contest. Rate her pic and leave her a comment. Then just let me know that you've voted either by private message, or as a comment and I'll rate your pics as soon as I can. Please don't let me know through shout b/c it will probably be gone before I can see it. Here is the link: Oh, and please let your friends know too so that I can rate their pics too!

A Different Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem > > > The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, > I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. > My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, > My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. > Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, > Transforming the yard to a winter delight. > The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, > Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. > My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, > Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. > In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, > So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. > > The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, > But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. > Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the > Sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. > My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, > And I crept to the door just to see who was near. > Standing out in the cold and the dark of the nigh

Belfast
I miss Belfast In 2002, I've decided to go and live in Belfast.Why?? Because one of my friend kind dated a girl from there, who was part of a student exchange program. I got along very well with that girl ,Jennifer who is now one of my very best friend. You'll see why. I wanted to work abroad, and Jennifer told me that I could easily work in Belfast. took me a couple of months to get the money to go and live there. She let me sleep on her sofa for 3 weeks til I get a house.I eventually got one about 100 yards from her house, hahaha!!So she could pratice her French, and I had someone I trusted not far. I first worked in a French restaurant. I got fired. I honestly couldn't be bothered serving food honestly. I came back from work each night disgusted by the smell of food. I went to work in a hotel, doing some waitering at the bar. It was so much better. I was kinda paid to serve and party. It's really funny when girls see a guy working in a bar, I was often behind

Why Do I Feel So Depressed??
WHY DO I FEEL SO DEPRESSED?? Current mood: confused Category: Life YOU WOULD THINK THAT I'M EXCITED AND VERY HAPPY BECAUSE I HAVE WON MY CASE AGAINST SOCIAL SECURITY, BUT THE FACT IS THAT I'M NOT REALLY.... I AM HAPPY BECAUSE I HAVE FOUGHT FOR IT FOR OVER 2 YEAR....... WHAT I'M GETTING AT HOWEVER IS THAT , YES, I WILL HAVE THE MONEY TO GET MY OWN HOME FOR MY CHILDREN AND I BUT I SIT HERE AND REALIZE I HAVE NO ONE TO SHARE THAT HAPPINESS WITH..... NOR DO I HAVE A PATNER TO SHARE MY LIFE WITH...... I THINK ABOUT HOW ALONE I REALLY AM........ WHAT IS THE POINT OF STARTING A "NEW LIFE" WHEN YOU HAVE NO ONE TO SHARE IT WITH?? I'M 29 YEARS OLD WITH 3 BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN BUT I AM NO CLOSER TO HAVING A RELATIONSHIP THAN I WAS A FEW MONTHS AGO.....YES, I HAVE MANY FRIENDS, BUT MOST JUST WANT RLATIONS AND NOT RELATIONSHIPS I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE ALONE....... I KNOW I'M NOT THE PRETTIEST NOR DO I HAVE A "PERFECT BODY" BUT DAMN, WHEN ARE MEN GONNA STOP WANT

Through The Eyes Of A Child...
No more little voices whispering, no more running and giggling. The girls have gone to bed and the house is still. This is the time that I like best, listening to them breath, watching them sleep and thanking God for my blessings. These are sad times and happy times. I can’t help but wonder what I did wrong, maybe nothing, maybe everything. It doesn’t matter now. All I can do is the best I can. My girls need me and I need them. All I want is a normal life. Starting over isn’t the way I wanted it. But we don’t always get what we want. And sometimes we get more than we expected… I got both. I don’t know which path I’m on, nor do I know where it will lead. Life is still an adventure; I’m just living it as an adult and watching through the eyes of a child. Nursery rimes before bed, coloring for fun, chasing butterflies just because and catching rain on my tongue. MEANING, PURPOSE, PRIDE, who would have thought that someone so young could teach me the meaning and purpo

To All The Girls Who Looked Past The Nice Guys
I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of goin out.. I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just fuck you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there, and

Guys Like About Me...
Guys Like That You're Sensitive And not in that "cry at a drop of a hat" sort of way You just get most guys - even if you're not trying to Guys find it is easy to confide in you and tell you their secrets No wonder you tend to get close quickly in relationships! What Do Guys Like About You?

This Pretty Much Says It All
How do I break it to my heart that it’s gotta get over you How do I learn to live apart from the one I gave my life to. Well right here, right now, better turn me inside out so I can just move on. So bring on the pain, let it kill your memory. Bring on the rain, let it drown whats left of you and me I know the only way Im ever gonna make it, is burry the best of us and its killing me. Cuz I don’t love you any less.. But I cant love you anymore How will I learn to trust again, if I cant forget you How will I let a new love in, if I’m still holding on to all these angry tears and those wasted years, the only way I’ll ever let them go Is to bring on the pain let it kill your memory. Bring on the rain let it drown whats left of you and me I know the only way Im ever gonna make it, is burrying the best of us even though its killing me. Cuz I don’t love you any less But I cant love you anymore.

No Speakah De English
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them says the following: Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country . . .we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives . . . " "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."

Dreams
Dreams Take a little time from your busy schedule to enjoy the changing season. Take time to reflect on where you are going in life, and what you what to accomplish. A very wise man once said "You don't need to be doing something every moment". Great ideas come out of what others may call "Daydreaming" . So sit back, relax, and enjoy the peaceful Fall scene and perhaps a great idea will be born!

Yay Another Halloween Story
It was dark, and eerie night. The wind was blowing in heavy gusts. In the distance you could hear thunder rolling over the hills. The moon had a blue haze over it, but the sky was black, and looked like it was getting ready to open and pour rain every where. She has been driving a long time, and she was getting tried, hungry, and in need of a bath. For the last hour the car has been acting funny, and now the last few miles the car started spitting, and sputtering. She looked out the window, hoping to see a house with lights on. Just as she thought she spotted one in the distance the car dead. She let it roll till it stop. She pushed open the door, and step out. The wind was whipping her hair into her face, as she pushed it out of her face, and looked around. She saw a dim light threw the trees. Thinking there must be a driveway up the road a little bit. Grabbing her overnight bag, and purse she set off down the road to find it. It was hard walking in this, and she could have

A Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhap

Lunch....
I just want to point out to all my coworkers: I take lunch somewhere around 1:30 in the afternoon. If you're unsure if I'm at lunch please take note of the dish of food near me, the casual relaxed pose of leaning back in the chair in the breakroom, of the book in my hand and my air of "I'm ignoring you and pretending I'm not here". That means I'm happily off the clock, I'm not being paid for that time that I take and for the moment I do not belong to you or the company. That does not mean that you can come in there with an order and tell me that something I asked you to check on ealier has issues or that you can begin to discuss it with me. That goes double if you are our accounting person. If you want to pay me out of your pocket to both me then I think I might be able to drag my thoughts out of the enjoyable novel that I'm engrossed in. I somehow think that is unlikely. I already dislike this place enough and I like to pretend for short periods of time that I a

Soooooo True !
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an exper

Thailand Ride...
am off in about 10 minutes...will be riding to thailand for the 3 nation charity ride...malaysia...singapore and thailand... back in a few days time... haven't slept for 3 days...hope i won't break my neck falling asleep on the wheels... anyway...will leave my pc on...so tell me how much you miss me...lol!!! cya all...have a great weekend!!!

How I Feel At The Moment
Every once and a wile im just not myself these are of of these times heres lyrics to put that in to what a feel Wish I was too dead to cry My self-affliction fades Stones to throw at my creator Masochists to which I cater You don't need to bother; I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I won't let go 'til it bleeds Wish I was too dead to care If indeed I cared at all Never had a voice to protest So you fed me shit to digest I wish I had a reason; my flaws are open season For this, I gave up trying One good turn deserves my dying You don't need to bother; I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I won't let go 'til it bleeds Wish I'd died instead of lived A zombie hides my face Shell forgotten with its memories Diaries left with cryptic entries And you don't need to bother; I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I won't let go 'til it bleeds You don't need

To All The Ladies That Pass Up The Nice Guys
I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your

So Frustrated
Ok so everyone knows im going through a seperation leading into a divorce!!! I hear everyday why can't we work on things. I don't want to work on things anymore!!! Where the fuck was this willingness when I was Hurt , Crying and Pleading for the love I deserved????? I am so over the hurt!!! I just want to have a normal loving relationship with a good person who loves me for me. Not what I can do for them. I don't want someone who controls me or tries too HINT: It wont work with me I dont bend to anyones idea of what a lover ,friend or wife should be. This is all I think in my mind when someone tries to control me: Why can't you just love me for me? Do I look like I need another daddy? All things considered Treat the person you say you LOVE good no matter what your issues are with them... Another thing why be with them if you don't like who or what they are???????????? Enough of my thought add to this if you would like.. ~Jacqueline

Today...
We went out, to see the city. You laughed at how excited I'd get, when I'd see a skyscraper I really enjoyed, or took pictures of things that only I would take pictures of. The fountain was amazing, until You decided to splash me. You're lucky You had on a thin shirt, or I would have retaliated in kind. But the kiss You gave me made up for it, so all is forgiven. Sightseeing is hungry work, so we decided to catch a bite for lunch. You ordered mexican, surprise surprise, and I loved how Your nose wrinkled when I went to get sushi. You have no idea how adorable You are. The waitress forgot to give us napkins, and You got up to get more. I must confess, it was I that stole an enchilada, not the squirrel I tried to blame. It was excellent, by the way. For dessert You ordered a Mississippi Mud Pie, and I had a cup of coffee. You wouldn't rest until I tried it, so You spoon-fed me a bite. Amazing, but I'm still a sucker for a well-made tiramisu. On the way back, we walked hand-in-hand, and Y

Help Me
I am totally depressed. My "ex" wife is a vindictive person and won't let me talk to my son. I am not looking forward to these next two holidays. I actually hate them. I have lost the spirit of the season. I need someone to help me get out of this funk. It really really sucks ass

Romantic Poem
watching you sleep, i caress your arm... your skin so smooth, your innocence overwhelms me. i kiss your back, and hold you close... we fit together so perfectly... my angel, my match. Rhiannon was trying to help my friend, morphingbutterfly with some inspiration... and thus was inspired to write this. here's to you sweetie... hope it helped. *hugs*

Which Of Santa's Reindeer Are You?
You Are Prancer You are the perfect reindeer, with perfect hooves and perfect flying form. Why You're Naughty: Because you're Santa's pet, and you won't let anyone show you up. Why You're Nice: You have the softest fur and the sweetest carrot breath. Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

Blank Canvas
Everything you made me feel Is erased from my memory I can't remember happiness Will you please remind me? I want to know your voice again I want to feel your touch I want to know my smile again I don't ask for much I miss the skipping of my heart The hope that you would call I can't remember how if felt I have no memories at all I'm not important anymore I'm sorry, whatever I've done But I would take it all back For a memory, just one I'm sorry I'm not perfect I tried to tell you true But no matter what I say I think that I've lost you

Damn Women Drivers
This morning on I-35, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new ACURA doing 75 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Oscar and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers

Hope To See Ya All There
First Tuesday November 21, at 400 pacific, 500 mountain, 600 central and 830 eastern times There will be a Wiccan Marriage Ceremony for HELLSGATE_666 aka...Wes and hellsgates1love...aka Rhonda the ceremony will be held at the above times depending on where you live in the witches and pagans lounge http://www.cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=1963 Second Wednesday November 22, at 6 pacific, 7 mountain, 8 central, 9 eastern a Pagan Commitment Ceremony will be held between Ravyn Wolff....aka Ronda and Dr......aka Jeff in the cherrylicious all request radio lounge. http://www.cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=4391 Please go to both lounges and join so you will have a reserved seat for both events

Men Make Me Sick
So my man went and commented on another girls pics and told her that she was beautiful and basically wanted to fuck her. So I wrote him a 4 page letter on he makes me feel like trash and he couldn't go do the 1 god damn thing I asked him to, which was delete the fucking comments. And he didnt. I swear if I didn't know any better I would slit his fucking throat. Sometimes I want to leave him so bad but I never can. Now I realize that if I am not happy I DON'T have to put up with it and I sure as hell don't have to stay with him. Wonder what I will do. What would ya'll do?? Please comment!!!!

The Moral Of The Story Is.......
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chick

Did You Know ?
did y ou know her favorite colors black and purple?* or that she is terrified of the dark ? that she can't sleep with out louds of pillows next to her... * or every time she thinks of (him) she can't help smile she doesn't want to care for anyone she thinks its just a way of getting hurt did you know she hates to argue but is very good at it she hates to go a day with out thnking about him did you know shes loves all the little (crazy) that people can say one thing but feels completely differant but what bothers her the most is when someone walk into *her* life knowning they will can't stay !!!!!!

Imagine - John Lennon
Imagine there's no heaven, It's easy if you try, No hell below us, Above us only sky, Imagine all the people living for today... Imagine there's no countries, It isn't hard to do, Nothing to kill or die for, No religion too, Imagine all the people living life in peace... You may say Im a dreamer, but Im not the only one, I hope some day you'll join us, and the world will be as one. Imagine all the people Sharing all the world... You may say Im a dreamer, but Im not the only one, I hope some day you'll join us, And the world will live as one. Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, No need for greed or hunger, A brotherhood of man, Imagine all the people Sharing all the world... You may say Im a dreamer, but Im not the only one, I hope some day you'll join us, And the world will live as one. **Posters note: I think such a world would be a beautiful thing, but I think it would take a cataclysmic event to cause such communion in p

Handcuffs... Can You Deal?
Lie down baby i'm going to tie this around your head so you can't see what i'm doing when i hand cuff you to my bed now you don't know what's happening i will begin to undress look at me now i'm naked get ready for this baby cos i'm gonna make you make a mess i'm gonna gently rub my self then i'm going to take your hand i'm gonna place it on my breasts i'm gonna make you suffer until you really cannot stand i'm gonna gently kiss you and i'm gonna take it really slow i'm gonna gently lick you and begin to give you a blow then i will begin to ride you this fantasy is real you are not imagining it this is your great sex appeal because my fluffy handcuffs are tightly round your wrists making you harder you beg me to stop the torture but i again insist but did you ever think you were dreaming? that i could be way out of your league? or maybe this is happening i could of heard all your pleads but because you cannot see what is happening to you thes

Ode To Winter
Hi Everyone, With fall upon us, and the days getting shorter, I thought you all would appreciate this superb, evocative, masterfully penned ode to the coming winter season. So, grab a coffee, a comfortable chair, relax and scroll down to enjoy the warm feelings and pleasure that this wonderful poem will bring... " ODE TO WINTER " A poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre " SHIT It's Cold!" The End

If U _______ Me?
If U _______ Me? love me................leave a love comment like me.................leave a sweet comment want to bang me......leave a message wanna date me....... leave your number wanna marry me....leave a "will you marry me?" comment think im sexy.................leave a comment on one of my piics care about me ....................leave a caring comment hate me................kiss my ass REPOST THIS AND SEE HOW MANY MESSAGES/COMMENTS YOU GET

So Sad That This Will Happen
Hello all. Looks like I finally found a use for my blog, or at least something worthy of posting anyway. I live in a small mobile home park in Daniel Boone Village in Hillsborough NC, and this development company wants to plow it all down. Small businesses, mobile homes, everything. They want to build a strip mall, town homes, and condominiums here. Why? There's an almost completely empty strip mall across the street. Condo's and town homes too. Why do they want to destroy people's homes to build some more when they can't fill what they have? We have so much construction going on here already. Why plow down about 30 or so people's homes when you don't need too? What are you going to build.. more empty buildings? To what purpose? People should always come first.. even the poor ones. I don't know, maybe I'm wrong, but I believed them when they told me in school that my government was by the people and for the people. Don't remember it specifying rich business peop

I Was Made For You...
I Was Made For You... It was never written in the stars, Or whispered to me in a fall breeze, It didn’t come from traveling to a land afar, Nor did an angel come to me in my sleep, I sought no answer in god’s scriptures, Or sipped some magical potion, It did not take first sight of a picture, Nor some unexplained sense of divine devotion, It is not even in the words in this poem I write, Or hidden in a the lyrics of a song, All I know is what I feel in my heart is right, For you are the one my soul has so longed, It is something that will be forever true, That love I have been vested shall never fade, For my life is complete now that I’ve found you, Because it was you for which I was made.

First Blog!
I goytta say I've been enjoying Cherrytap I've met alot of awsome people especially mockingbird the avenger. she is awsome and hot as hell. god I need to get down South lol. Well thats it for now. MMFWCL! Mutha Fakos

Im Wondering....
HOW MANY PEOPLE ON THIS SITE ARE ACTUALLY HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS?I KNOW THE KEY IS TO GET ALOT OF ADDS AND GAIN CHERRY POINTS BUT HOW MANY PEOPLE ACTUALLY TAKE THE TIME TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER ON HERE? I MEAN IM REALLY ENJOYING CHERRY TAP ITS NOTHING LIKE OTHER SITES BUT IN SOME WAYS ITS JUST LIKE OTHER SITES....I GO INTO LOUNGES SOMETIME JUST TO SEE IF ANYONE WILL ACKNOWLEDGE MY PRESENCE AND JUST LIKE ON SOME OTHER SITES IF YOUR NOT KNOWN YOU GET NO CONVERSATION NOT EVEN A HELLO.....I LIKE CHERRY BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO BE FRIENDS BUT THEN I WONDER AM I BEING ACCEPTED AS A FRIEND OR BEING ADDED AS A FRIEND AS A MEANS TO GAIN CHERRY POINTS OR DOES ALL THESE PEOPLE OVER 120 FRIENDS ON MY LIST REALLY WANNA GET TO KNOW ME AS A FRIEND?????????I DONT KNOW SO IM WONDERING.....IF IM ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST AND YOU WOULD LIKE TO GET TO KNOW ME IM HERE FOR YOU,I HAVE YAHOO MESSENGER AS WELL AS SEVERAL EMAIL BOXES......IF YOUR NOT ON MY FRIENDS LIST AND WOULD LIKE TO GET TO KNOW ME JUST L

My Card
You are The Devil Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition. Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because

I ♥ You Thomas
Baby , you are my whole life..... I hope someday to be your wife. I will devote my self to you... Always faithful, always true. Because you are the one for me... My life with you is all I see. Sharing everything as one... Beneath the stars... Awakening with the sun. Happiness will be our goal... To be together and make us whole. My life with you seems so complete, I await the day we finally meet. You're all I want, your all I need... I know for certain.. we will succeed. There's never quite been a love like this.. We'll feel the magic, of our first kiss. Our hearts will beat.... they'll beat as one.. Perfect rhythm, is our drum. We'll close our eyes... Hold one another so tight..... Thanking the stars.... For that special night. And never again will we be alone.... All the wonderful hours we spent on the phone.. Getting to know your deepest thought... All along it's you I sought. Soon I'll have you in my arms.... Holding me, captivating m

11 Minutes
A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window . "Uh, yes, officer?" The cop says: "What are you doing?" The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine." Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?" The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater." Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night in a Lover's lane....and nothing obscene is happening! The cop asks: "What's your age, young man?" The young man says :"I'm 22, sir." The cop asks: "

So Some News
Ok...as almost every single one of you know, I am a soon to be Suicide Girl, and will be shooting a new set very very soon...as in either this week or in a week and a half soon. I can't wait...I have a good feeling about this set. So my Mom sent me a message today, its about another group that follows pin-up style photography, the name is Varga, and they look very interesting. And they want amateur models, which is me! So they have this thing where you apply and if chosen then you are the model for the month, they give you a free shoot with everything except the outfit included. So I'm gonna try it out (once I figure out how to apply that is) I'll keep you updated. I should be able to do this as well as SG, so Im cool with it. It would be great to get a start as a pin-up model... In other news...life is still hectic, classes are rough, but I have a break next week for Thanksgiving...Im so happy about it. My new beau is a doll, and still treating me well, my friends ar

A Night Out At The Bar
There i was living up the night life with my friend Nina. We were dancing, drinking and having a helluva time. That's when i spotted him. I knew i would run into him eventually. I just wished it wasn't tonight. I was all dolled up and looking really hot too. That should get his attention. I shouldn't even be thinking like that. It was over a long time ago. I snuck up behind him at the bar. Nina was clueless that i wasn't by her side groping her. Hell everyone on that dance floor was all over each other. She wouldn't miss me for a few seconds. I ordered a drink and pretended he wasn't there. That's when i felt it; the warmth of his hand on my ass. Not physically on my ass but it was up my skirt and over my cute little panties i had bought that very evening. I turned around and he gave me the smile. The smile that melts me everytime i see him. It had been awhile and i missed it so much. Don't break now. He'll just hurt you again i thought to myself. "

Fuck Your Music!
Why the fuck do people think that I want to listen to their music when I go to their profile? Why the fuck does anyone think music on a webpage is a good idea? *waits for answer* Have you ever considered that I am already listening to music? It just clashes with whatever I'm listening to and makes me want to stab you in the eyeball with a red hot poker. Moral? Don't be a dumb cunt and put music on your profile or webpage.

My Tarot Card
You are The Wheel of Fortune Good fortune and happiness but sometimes a species of intoxication with success The Wheel of Fortune is all about big things, luck, change, fortune. Almost always good fortune. You are lucky in all things that you do and happy with the things that come to you. Be careful that success does not go to your head however. Sometimes luck can change. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.

Double The Music, Double The Fun!
Hello all, Doubled the Jukebox playlist. This still doesn't full estimate my musical taste but it's getting close. Total Artist List includes: • 3Doors Down • Alter Bridge • Beyonce • Blackstone Cherry • Breaking Benjamin • Caroline's Spine • Dave Matthews Band • Dee Lite • Dishwalla • Evans Blue • Fall Out Boy • George Thoroughgood • Georgia Satelites • Juanes • Justin Timberlake • Killswitch Engage • Lynard Skynard • Marilyn Manson • Metallica • Molly Hatchet • Odes Redding • Pearl Jam • Pussycat Dolls • Scissor Sisters • Skindred • Smashing Pumpkins • Sublime • Steel Dragon • Steve Wonder • Stevie Ray Vaughan • Ted Nugent • Type O Negative • Will Smith • ZZ Top Enjoy! •MAH•

Eeek A Mouse!
I have a mouse who has taken up residence in my bathroom. He managed to scare the hell out of me this morning. I am goin to post a mumm of the fate of this mouse. Here it is: http://cherrytap.com/mum.php?id=5772

Whore Me!
PLEASE GO RATE THIS CHERRY. SHES A SWEETIE. ADD HER AS A FRIEND AND CHECK OUT HER PRIVATE ALBUM OPEN FOR THE DAY!JUST CLICK THE PICTURE!t0ni*bella a.K.a suPerw0man@ CherryTAP ALSO PLEASE GO VOTE FOR HER IN THE 20 SEXIEST CHERRIES CONTEST CLICK THE PIC BELOW AND RATE ALL 4 OF HER PICTURES (PICS # 5-8) t0ni*bella a.K.a suPerw0man@ CherryTAP YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO COME CHECK OUT THE HOTTEST LOUNGE EVER TOO, WITH THE BEST MUSIC. SHOW STOPPIN RADIO! (repost of original by 'sUpErW0MaN -- & winny's bestest friend in the whole world ¢¾' on '2006-11-17 04:03:22') (repost of original by '~ MISS SHERRIE ™ ~' on '2006-11-17 04:04:59')

Hazel's Video. Free Preview!!!
Hazel getting very naughty on video. Free Preview!!! Okay anyone interested in seeing a free short video preview of me doing very naughty things for my new website please respond to me with your e-mail. A big black dildo is involved. *spanks and kisses* Hazel For free pictures please go here and add me as a friend. Smokey Hazel Ice@ CherryTAP !!!CUMMING VERY SOON!!! All of our photos found within our preveiws are copywrite 2006 candlelitmedia.com. This preview has been brought to you by candlelitmedia.com.

My Name
Discover the hidden meaning in your name Scarlet With your charismatic personality and persuasive powers you naturally attract all the good things in life which you could want. Kind, generous and sincere you are a good friend and partner with strong attachments to home and family. You are ambitious and have sound business acumen, this together with a natural love of life ensures that you enjoy success financially and in your relationships. its not all true but its so nice thanx Lee

Moving
I would just like to inform everyone that we will be moving on December 1st, we had been looking for an appartment for about 6 months now and we finallt got one! yay! the only bad thing is we cant keep the dog or pig, Crazy's mom is keeping the dog and i am selling the pig, but we found a huge one bedroom appartment, and we are soooo excited! We appolgize if we're not on CT as much anymore, we will not have a computer and the only one we will be able to use will be at the public library, anyone can feel free to e-mail me @ sweet_tits_1985@yahoo.com and i'll try to get back to you as soon as i can. As many of you know i am working full time now and i hope i will have time to keep up with everything, I will be getting a new cell phone and some of you Crazy will give the number to, otherwise you all have a great day and i hope to see you soon! Peace and love

My Name's Bond...james Bond
A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so Special about it?" Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any p*nties...." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing p*nties!" Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."

17 Hours And Counting...
Yep...my most beloved week during the year has come! Ohio State will play the team up north for a National Championship berth. Troy Smith and Antonio Pittman will have their hands full with the Wolverines excellent defense this season. Let's hope the Buckeyes stay true to form and beat the shit out of Chad Henne and Mike Hart. LOL Anyways, I will not be on from 3:00PM to about midnight starting tomorrow as I will be glued to the boob tube! Go Buckeyes! While we are at it, who do you think will win...OSU or UofM?

Points Vs Friends
yesturday i was pretty excited about being here on cherrytap! But it seems to me that most of the users are just looking for points, and leaving behind the goal of this site: "Making friends" and having fun doing it! Just a little bit sad. Take care! nonocomment ispired me for this entry! thanks

An Introduction To The Seductive Art Of French Kissing.
Difficulty: Easy Time Required: N/A Here's How: 1. Set the scene. Make sure that the mood and time are right. 2. Relax! Take a deep breath and let go of any tension in your neck and shoulders. 3. Put your arms around the person you want to kiss. 4. Start off with a normal kiss, not too firm, not too aggressive. Closing your eyes is optional. 5. In mid kiss, gently open your mouth and softly nudge the other persons mouth open using your tongue. 6. Again, not too aggressively, move your tongue inside the other persons mouth and playfully touch their tounge. 7. Read the other persons body language, if they seem tense or start to pull away, stop what you are doing. 8. If they open their mouth more or otherwise indicate they like the kiss, keep on doing what you have been only with a little more passion. 9. As the kissing gets going saliva build up can be a problem, don't forget to swallow. 10. Make sure you keep your tongues relaxed but your lips tight (saliva again), you d

Ok...contest ;)
Ok so I am always more than happy to click a link from someone when they ask me to vote for them in any contest SOOOOOOOOO I'm asking for some of you to return the favor lol NOT looking for 1st place (although it would be nice since the winner is announced ON MY BIRTHDAY LMAO just don't want last). So here's the link please rate and comment cuz ya love me and want me to smile :) MUAH!! Amy

Very Nice
You Are a Mermaid You are a total daydreamer, and people tend to think you're flakier than you actually are. While your head is often in the clouds, you'll always come back to earth to help someone in need. Beyond being a caring person, you are also very intelligent and rational. You understand the connections of the universe better than almost anyone else. What Mythological Creature Are You?

My Time Of Day
You Are Midnight You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits. Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle. Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it. You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends. What Time Of Day Are You?

Sirius Radio (faction Radio)
I'll be on Jason Ellis' radio show on Sirius Radio again Next Friday. I 'plan' on doing a live enema. so be prepared to hear some 'interesting' sounds. haha! We'll obviously be taking pictures/video as well, so I'll post that here after we do it! Jason Ellis on Faction Radio (Sirius) November 24th @ 7pm Update: 9:38am Don't forget to listen tonight!!! I might be doing giveaways or a contest! You could win a movie of mine... maybe! You'll have to listen to find out! Update: 7:15am Sorry for all of you who listened and didn't hear me on the show. An emergency came up when I got to the show and it didn't happen, but I'm sure sometime in the future We'll reschedule it.

Real Friends
Wow did I ever find out who my real friends are this past week. It has been a hard week for me I was in the hospital for 3 days no thanks to 3 gurls I though were my real friends. Come to find out they were the reason why I was in a hospital bed internaly bleeding with 3 broken ribs. But thats okay cause as my mom has always told me keep ur friends close and ur enemies closer. I hope it was all worth it to you 3 and you know who u r cuz I still came out on top. I just dont have 3 so called friends now. I know your true colours and so will everyone else THANKS AGAIN

"a Little Too Late"
She worked by day, partied by night Lived by the sword, died by the knife She loved her children and husband too She had her problems like me and you She kept them hidden deep inside But the pain was becoming too hard to hide She drank away her worries injections took away her pain She had nothing to lose, And little to gain her body taken over by a horrible disease It caused great pain that would never cease the doctors warned her, it would take her life. A mother,a daughter and a beautiful wife The moral of this story is always have faith But if your not careful, it could be too little too late.

Guns & Roses
ok I went to see G-n-R monday .. it was the best concert I have been to this year .. it was awsome .. first the Suiside Dolls came out ( strippers) they were good ... then it was Sabastian Bach from Skid Row ... he is as sexy as ever he played till about 10:30 the G-n-R came out at 11:00 and played their asses off till 1:30 in the morn ... it was most awsome ..my seats where rite by the stage and hell I never had to look at the screen once .. coz It was all there rite in front of me ... then when they where ready to play my Michelle .. Sabastian came out and sung it with Axel ... it was the best concert this year .. beats plunge, kix . Def leppard , Journey, Montley Crew, Aerosmith , Cinderella, eleven -54 , Korn , and who ever else I seen .. if G-n-R is ever in your town ... GO SEE THEM!!!!

Text Messaging
Who likes to text message? Why, it's a phone, not a miniature laptop. Call the person, it only takes 10 digits, 10 presses of the keypad. And even if you're just saying hi, after all you got to go through to send it itâ€™s still easier to call. If chats what you want, log on and use the internet, bigger keys, bigger screen, webcams for some. But a phones a phone, reach out and call someone.

Want To No About Me
OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORK I WILL TEL YOU TEN THING'S ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL (copied from poetic :)) 1. I live in New England USA 2. I have 3 beautiful children 3. I am married to a man who is willing to do just about anything to make me happy 4. My favorite thing to do is exersize 5. I love my friends on CT I feel Like ur all apart of my family 6. I am a bit selfconsious 7. I spend alot of time listening to music 8. I am the youngest in my family 9. I love learning new things 10.I tend to look up to excentric and smart ppl the 10 ppl im passing this on to r 'Moonfire..Wiccan Family' *** LADY D*** Yourillusion 'Sweet Potata' tattootx eric269 Boo Boo' F***Me Tender & Blow Me Down' ~WckdAngel~ Wiccan Famil

A Love Like Ours...
As I sit here.... Longing to feel your touch My heart filled with desire consumed, wanting you so much A love like ours.... is meant to be I give you my soul for eternity Knowing deep down inside there is a subtle ache Knowing if you ever leave my heart will surely break Decisions weighing heavily within your troubled mind Look into my eyes desperatly and peace is what you'll find Take my hand.... and follow your heart Together as one.... we will never part

Shadow In Souls
thrown against the seas of despair the waves of nothingness crash there like a ship that sails a stormy sea the night is long and changes me it continues along its path of shame refusing to ever be tamed it creates shadows in our mind our souls forgotten and left behind tortured dreams and unkind things will show us what the darkness brings and keeps fear in our hearts never ending until we part and walk among the ones that passed crying out to you at last a mournful soul writhes in pain never to be at peace again

Erotic
I awake early one morning; our legs are entangled with each others, my head had been resting on your shoulder with my arm draped over your chest. I roll over, stretching my arms and back; my legs are still wrapped with yours. I start to nestle back in beside you, when I feel a twitch occur beneath the covers, on my leg. I look over at you and you are still soundly asleep; a peaceful look upon your face and deep steady breaths of air make your chest rise and fall. Again I feel a slight twitching and realize that you are becoming aroused; this in turn, arouses me. I use my leg to massage the growing bulge in your shorts. I can feel the heat and hardness as I use my leg to press up and down on your cock. I disentangle my legs from yours and I slip under the covers to release your bulge from the binding shorts; as I gradually pull at the elastic band of your shorts, so not to wake you, I reach inside and gently pull out your cock and lift your balls out as well. Standing at almost full

More Than Words...
Saying I love you Is not the words I want to hear from you It's not that dont want you Not to say, but if you only knew How easy it would be to show me how you feel More than words is all you have to do to make it real Then you wouldn't have to say that you love me Cos I'd already know What would you do if i took those words from you, More than words to show you feel That your love for me is real What would you say if I took those words away Then you couldn't make things new Just by saying I love you Is more than words , more than what you say is the things you do ,oh yeah Is more than words , more than what you say is the things you do oh yeah Now that I've tried to talk to you and make you understand All you have to do is close your eyes And just reach out your hands and touch me Hold me close don't ever let me go More than words is all I ever needed you to show Then you wouldn't have to say that you love me Cos I'd already know What would you do if m

Weekend Wishes For All *bulletin Created By Maniacal Bliss*
Now Playing: Heaven's On Fire (repost of original by 'Maniacal Bliss ~RIDER~' on '2006-11-17 14:04:59') (repost of original by 'MetteKenzo ~RIDER~' on '2006-11-17 14:24:29')

Somthing To Think About
(1) Be Impeccable With Your Word. The broad scope of this concept is to avoid sin against yourself by what you think. Sinning against the self takes many forms: such as, putting yourself down, gossiping, or putting anybody else down because you don't agree with what they think. Actions and words need to be consistent as part of being impeccable with yourself. The other side of the coin is the smoky mirror concept. Ruiz makes the point that our perceptions of others are merely reflections of ourselves. Therefore, to put another down or project negative words or energy towards another person, is to lash out at the other person because of our own insecurities. (2) Don't Take Anything Personally. There is an awful lot of negative energy out there and some of it is directed at us by other people. If you take it personally and take on the poison of another's words, it becomes a very negative agreement you have with yourself. What anybody thinks about you, or says about you, is really abo

Open Source Software
Would just like to you know if you use any open source software and if so what programs also as I have been using drupal which is a open source software for creating social networking sites and also the wikis and also dotproject. just interested in seeing how many people out there use it.

Ok I'm Doing This For The First Time
Anyone tell me why cigarette taxes keep getting hiked up to raise money for stuff other than cancer treatment which was what it was intended for? We now have another tax raise proposal and the bitch of it is, its supposed to be for roads. If your going to tax someone for public use projects why tax a certain demographic? If you want to make taxes fair for public use why not just tax shit paper? Its a even tax everyone has to wipe there ass right?

Get Back Libra Bitch!!
Never Date a Libra Indecisive, flirtatious, and downright deceptive - your Libra will tell you what you want to hear. Problem is they'll be telling *everyone* what they want to hear. Instead try dating: Pisces, Taurus, Virgo, or Scorpio