Fubar Blog Posts 4

How To Masturbate
Time Required: 30 minutes to several hours Here's How: Get yourself in the mood for masturbation. Relax as much as you can.Take a warm bath or have a glass of wine. Ensure your privacy: turn off the phone, lock the door, send the kids to a neighbor's. Find a comfy position. Most women start out lying on their backs, legs bent and spread apart, with feet on the ground. Remove most or all of your clothing. Fantasize for masturbation. Recall an exciting past sexual encounter or elaborate on a favorite sexual fantasy. If you need a boost, look at a sexy magazine, read an erotic story, or watch an adult video. Allow your mind to explore any images--anything goes as long as it heightens your excitement. Explore all parts of your body. Run your hands along parts of your body, lingering along areas that are more responsive to touch than others. Look at your genitals in a mirror (especially if you're unfamiliar with them) and caress the different parts to see what feels especially

Kingdom Of Heaven
Fingers tracing, tickling, teasing, Hot breath exploring soft blushing skin, Urgent usherings through new folds uncovered by subtle moans and seductive moves. Tasting love, testing Love, discovering... GASPS! Heartbeat, hot breath, quivering lips, Glistening baubles of feminine mystique, Trembling 'neath touches of male desire, Presure in rhythm brings writhing and giggling, Dividing the covers with sweet scents of love. Nibbling with lips and teasing with tongue, That blow the world and it's woes far away Blowing, blinding, tickling, pleasing. Darkest of night, starkest of day.

Making This Life Hard For You?
Erotic dreaming, All pumping and steaming, Such startling reactions Denied satisfaction, She awakes in surprise, Confused by her eyes, Returns then to sleep, For more pleasure to reap, Hot actions ongoing, Ever building, Never slowing, The pace increasing, Never ceasing, Fulfilling feelings, And spinning ceilings, Astounding movement, Defining moment, Her loins gripping, But the dream is slipping, With lust overflowing, The dream is going, The dream is going, The dream is... Real???

Just Cant Wait
Can't wait to feel your flesh Pressing onto mine. Can't wait to dive into your being Releasing lust divine. Can't wait till I hold your ecstasy A tip my hungry tongue Can't wait till your curving breasts My kisses are among.

Drama
ya know....i haven't been online very long. it's been alot of fun, but a pain in the ass at the same time. i want to meet people who share my sense of humor, and my beliefs, and even if they don't...at least can hold a conversation with words that have more than 2 syllables in them. if you gotta daddy complex...don't talk to me...if you have man issues...don't talk to me......if you want me to tell you how hot you are so maybe you'll forget how shallow you are...don't talk to me..i get sick of all the shit....so in closin..i guess i'll say this...... PULL YOUR HEAD OUTTA YA ASS AND HAVE FUN..IT'S JUST A FUCKIN COMPUTER...LOL....AND SAVE YA FUCKIN DRAMA FOR YOUR CRACK WHORE MAMA!!!!

Just A Common Soldier
This was written for me by a friend. Different country same job. PLEASE do not copy without permission. ~JUST A COMMON SOLDIER~ He was getting old and paunchy and his hair was falling fast, And he sat around the Legion telling stories of his past Of a war that he had fought in and the deeds that he had done, In his exploits with his buddies,they were heroes, every one. And tho'sometimes to his neighbours,his tales became a joke, All his Legion buddies listened,for they knew whereof he spoke But we'll hear his tales no longer,for old Bill has passed away, And the world's a little poorer,for the soldier died today. He won't be mourned by many,just his children and his wife, For he lived an ordinary,quick and uneventful life Held a job and raised a family,quietly going his own way And the world won't note his passing,tho'a soldier died today. When politicians leave this earth,their bodies lie in state While thousands note their passing and proclaim that they

Are You A Sociopath ?
You Are 28% Sociopath From time to time, you may be a bit troubled and a bit too charming for your own good. It's likely that you're not a sociopath... just quite smart and a bit out of the mainstream! Are You A Sociopath?

"i Dreamed A Dream"
I once believed in fairy tales. That love was true and never failed. But wisdom comes with such a price. Love was stolen by a thief in the night. I wish I could still believe in fairy tales. About Little Boy Blue and all the fables. But at some time before you die... Reality sets in and you wonder why... You ever believed...

Keepeing A Relationship
It's best to wait for the one you want than to settle for the available. Best to wait for the one you love, than who's around. Best to wait for the right one because life is too short to waste on just anyone. African proverbs states, " Before you get married, keep both eyes open, after you marry, close one eye." Before you get involved and make a commitment to someone, don't let Lust, Desperation, Immaturity, Ignorance, Pressure (from others) or a Low Self Esteem make you blind to warning signs. "Keep Your Eyes Open." Don't fool yourself thinking you can change someone or that what you see as faults isn't really that important. Once you decide to commit to someone, over time, his or her Flaws, Vulnerability, Personal Peeves and Differences will come more obvious. If you love your mate and want the relationship to grow and evolve you've got to learn how to close one eye and not let every little thing bother you. You and your mate have many different Expectations, Emotional Needs, Values

I Would Like You To Touch Me As If I Were Your Lover.
I would like you to touch me as if you were going away tomorrow, far far away, and you wanted to remember the feel of my body, the texture of my skin, the hills and valleys that make up the landscape of who I am. I would like you to touch me as if you were blind, knowing that you love me, but unable to see me. Touch my face, my breasts, my belly, my toes... learn what I "look" like, imagine me in your mind as your hands explore my shape. I would like you to touch me as if your hands were healing hands, radiating love energy with every stroke. Feel the energy penetrating through skin, through flesh, entering into the cells of my body. I would like you to touch me as if you gained your nourishment through your hands. Feed on me, drink deeply and draw from your touch the love that I hold for you. I would like you to touch me as if you were feeding me through your hands, as if by your touch I am nourished and sustained. Every inch of me cries out for your touch, yearns to be fe

My Daughter
MY DAUGHTER IS 11 AND JUST STARTED BOWLING ON A LEAGUE,SHE HAS ONLY BOWLED MAYBE 5 TIMES HER WHOLE LIFE TILL THIS LEAGUE.IT STARTED 3 WEEKS AGO,WELL TODAY SHE HAD 6 STRIKES AND BOWLED A 145 HER FIRST GAME I AM SO HAPPY FOR HER.I HOPE SHE KEEPS UP THE GOOD WORK,BUT IF NOT THATS OK TOO JST WANT HER TO HAVE FUN.

A New Fam
IM STARTING A NEW FAM... THE CT COMMENT BOMBERS, DEDICATED TO COMMENT BOMBING ITS MEMBERS, IN CONTESTS AND TO LEVEL. YOU WANNA SHOW YOUR WORTHY? SHOW YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES. ARE YOU LOYAL? SHOW US BY STARTING HERE.... CLICK THIS PIC AND COMMENT BOMB ME PLEASE!!! I REALLY WANNA WIN THIS ONE! COMMENT AS MANY TIMES AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN... I WILL DO WHAT I CAN FOR U. A MORPH, FLASH PIC, WHATEVER IT MAY BE! THANKS IN ADVANCE!

Women Are Crazy....
It's a fact. Honestly, it's one reason I would never give up men completely because I don't know that I can handle another woman's emotional roller coaster. I have enough trouble handling my own. ;c) I think one of the craziest things women have a tendency to do is blame other women for their man's indiscretions. Or even their perceived indiscretions. Today I received what is not my first (and not likely to be my last) note from some disgruntled woman wondering why I sent her husband a gift. It was just the little flashy hearts with a little note (like many of you got) about "flashing some love". Sure, it's a double entendre but really is completely innocuous unless you're looking to read something into it. But in the end, it was just a fun way for me to say hi to people on my friends list while I was feeling under the weather and not in the mood for full-fledged chat. At worst, it was a little harmless flirting. One wife I talked with after such an incident said

You Lied To Me!!!!!
Why did you lie to me? Please, tell me, Do you even have the slightest clue Of what you did to my heart By telling me just this one lie... If you lied to me about this one thing What makes you think im goin to trust you It was not just a simple lie It was about US I thought you would never lie to me my heart feels like it's shattered, broken in every way, remember when you said 'I love you' Did you lie to me about that too? i feel it is real but what if it is just a lie? like everyone else they have had to lie to me.. Thought you were different but now im Hurt.. I cant even look at you... Even tho i LOVE YOU , the fact is you still Lied jUST TELL ME why? kHRISTINAfaye marie 2006

I Wanna Die
you for 2 days i have been so depressed and sad. i feel im worth nothing and im just a waste of space for people. i just wanna say fuck it and end my life right now. its not like ill be missed by anybody. i know its harsh to say but i just wanna go away. well thats it for now maybe ill blog again maybe not what ever

Whoohooo ....now I Am Ripe Lol
I'm a nut; I have become a NUTTY CHERRY..lol...WOW now I have become an Inspired Cherry...I think that I have also become a point slave..lol Is there any 12 step programs for this new disorder??? lol.....My cherry level just increased to '13' (Ripe Cherry) at '2007-02-23 18:17:53'!

Ok Folks I Am Leaving Today...
OK EVERYBODY, I AM LEAVING TODAY ON MY VACATION JUST AS I SAID SO I JUST WANTED TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SAY GOODBYE AND ALOHA. I'LL BE BACK IN 11 DAYS. LIKE I TOLD YOU I AM TAKING A WESTERN CARIBBEAN CRUISE. IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE I AM GOING, THEN READ MY PREVIOUS F.Y.I. BLOGS (I REALLY DON'T FEEL LIKE TYPING IT ALL OUT AGAIN). JUST WANTED TO SAY HOW I AM GOING TO MISS MY FRIENDS WHILE I AM GONE (I'LL HAVE NO INTERNET ACCESS ON MY TRIP) BUT I PROMISE I WILL CATCH UP WITH YOU ALL WHEN I GET HOME ON THE 8TH OF FEBRUARY. PLEASE DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME. LEAVE ME LOVE ON MY PAGE AND ALSO IN MY CHERRY MAIL. OK IT SEEMS IT IS JUST ABOUT TIME FOR BED NOW AND I PROBABLY WON'T HAVE TIME TO LOG ON IN THE MORNING BEFORE I LEAVE SO I GUESS THIS IS GOODBYE FOR NOW. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITHOUT MY DAILY CHERRY FIX (LOL)??? OH WELL, PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW. SO LONG FOR NOW AND BE SAFE & HAPPY EVERYBODY. BEHAVE YOURSELVES (OR NOT CAUSE THAT'S PROBABLY MORE FUN --- LOL) TAKE CARE MY FRIENDS.

Why????
I wanna know why it is so hard to let go of the death of my best friend and why my heart and my mind will not except the fact that he is gone. It os 2:30 am on 1/28 and well i can't sleep so I am sitting here crying my eyes out with no one to talk to and feeling no one cares, 2 days away from the sixth month aniversay of his death and it doesn't seem that he has been gone that long. I thought the more months that went by the easier it was suppose to get and well all I can see is that it is gettin harder. I feel like I am never going get over this and that I need to be in the ground with him to make this easier on me, but I know that is not what is best for my son I try to but this in that back of my mind and go on but it sooooohard and I just want it to get easier and I can't get there. I wanna know why I am scared to move on with my life. I wanna know why I feel like I am gonna fuck up a wet dream w/instructions; thanks Eric for the new saying;but so can most men, as you see I said

I Believe
---No more sadness I wanna be the one to make you happy I wanna be the one to give you hope But in these days of conscious living We've got to take it slow You can't be sure of who you've never met You just don't know what you might get Cause in these crazy times we're living Love can turn into regret But you, could be the one to change my point of view It's all up to you... Give you love without the pain Show you light beyond the rain Gonna make you happy Gonna make you happy now There'll be days when things go wrong I'll be there to make you strong I wanna find a place where dreams can happen I wanna find a love who'll take me there And in your eyes I see a vision That makes me want to care And if two people both agree That only love can set them free Then together let us make a world Of which others only dream And you can be the one to make it all come true So what you gonna do Some days the sun don't wanna shine And I'll be yours and you'll be mine Gonn

A Single Kiss
When Im with you its hard to find words to say because being in front of you takes my breath away Looking into your eyes is like looking deep into the sea & all of a sudden Im trying to explore your mind to see if your thinking of me Being touched by your hands brings a smile upon my face & that is a smile that cant be erased When Im hugged in your arms its like Im floating in the sky & every moment I share with you makes me feel like I wana fly The night when I kissed your lips from that moment on I reminised & I dont understand why I feel this way over just one kiss!

Survey
You Are a Yellow Flower A yellow flower tends to represent joy, friendship, and playfulness. At times, you are childlike, as a buttercup is. And at other times, you are fickle, like a dahlia. And more than you wish, you tend to feel bittersweet, like a marigold. What Color Flower Are You?

Girl !!
Girl ! I Love You !!! Please believe it's real... My heart aches for the day we can be together... It's not easy being so far away from you... Theres an angel who brought us together for a reason... Even though theres alot of distance between us... I just hope you truely know how much " I LOVE YOU"

Got A Question For All The People I Know
so to all my friends and family i am wondering just how many of you really are my friends and family i am curious about that. if you are turely my friend / family please resppond to this and thank you all. From The Mind Of, Albert ''Gotenss2'' DeSchino

Steamy Love Affair
It started out so innocently, you waltzed in the restaurant where I was. The moment our eyes met I swear for me, it was love at first sight. I nonchalantly folded my napkin trying to avoid your stare, Those tantalizing brown eyes of yours drew my attention and I immediately felt my heart race. The restaurant was filled with an ambiance I recall, A soft warm fireplace beckoned my attention; In-between the moments of my peculiar gibberish to the waiter, I hardly remembered the hour. Although it did pass by, but still your eye was fixed on me; and then you made your move. As you strolled over to my table with such finesse, I might ad, I knew then I was captivated by your charm. You confidently announced your name while admiring my face. I was immensely nervous and wondered then if you were nothing but a flirt. But tha

Is It?
is it possible to love 2 people at once? i'm with one guy, but i am still in love with my ex. i know i don't show it to him, but i can never get him out of my head anytime i need to talk to someone i want to call my ex, but i can't cause he don't want to talk to me! i really do think i love him still, but the other guy on the other hand is a great guy yea, but i don't know if he is for me! we have fun together too, but so many plans fall through and i don't know what to do! The main thing is...IS IT POSSIBLE TO LOVE 2 PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME?

Twos
two two they always come in two not enough to miss one night of sleep it always has to be two there's an hour that i don't remember looking at the clock some time between 4;30 and 5;20 or so could that have been sleep? i'm sure it wasn't sex put me to sleep put me to sleep i beg you i'll give m ysoul i beg you

To See Me
So many beautiful things to be thankful for. I am suppose to be. Ive been told this many times before. Im thankful to be free, Its took some time for me to believe that I will make it through all the things I have endured and the dreams that never came true. Ive seen the world through bloodshot eyes. Ive walked the path alone. Ive been thousands of miles away from me and somehow I found home. The pains of all the wasted years have settled in a clump. The tears I kept restrained within that caused my throat to lump. Its all gone now and better days are what I see ahead. It feels good to be back to me. Alive inside, no longer dead. My path is clear and my heart is true. I know I will find my way. Im already on the road ahead and things are back to okay.

Rye Bread????
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any rye bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He said, "I want 5 loaves. She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard" He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this shit but me."

Recover Your Happiness
RECOVER YOUR HAPPINESS I LOVE THIS... A--Accept Accept others for who they are and for the choices they've made even if you have difficulty understanding their beliefs, motives, or actions. B--Break Away Break away from everything that stands in the way of what you hope to accomplish with your life. C--Create Create a family of friends whom you can share your hopes, dreams, sorrows, and happiness with. D--Decide Decide that you'll be successful and happy come what may, and good things will find you. The roadblocks are only minor obstacles along the way. E--Explore Explore and experiment. The world has much to offer, and you have much to give. And every time you try something new, you'll learn more about yourself. F--Forgive Forgive and forget. Grudges only weigh you down and inspire unhappiness and grief. Soar above it, and remember that everyone makes mistakes. G--Grow Leave the childhood monsters behind. They can no longer hurt you or stand in your w

Warning!!!!! Alert!!!! Warning, This Is Retarded, People Cannot Steal Your Points, You Are All Dumb.
Are you fucking kidding me? there is a script some new members are using to steal points...they give u low scores and if u go back and rate them u'll get a message that says "Thank u for playing you lose 1000 points"...the reason why i kno is because it just happened to me...she stole 1000 from me.....the girl's name is-----> sexy2talll I changed my name to sexy2tall as a joke, and someone deleted me after I gave her a 10. I swear, the internet makes people dumber.

Last Serenade At Razor's Edge
“The last serenade at razor’s edge” My mind takes fight As I wonder what’s to become of me I’ve watched my past go by And I think of how things use to be Tears flood my eyes Because I am finally giving up I’m saying my last good-byes I’ll go fast with some luck I’m alone inside Even thought there are people all around I’m going to take my life But I won’t make a sound Time passes by Every second ticks My live will soon be over Though right now it’s only nicks Soon to be slashes of my former self As these bloodstained sheets Now hold with-in my final breath I can’t control this feeling Of which I’ve finally found But I don’t want to see any tears When you find my body on the ground I know you won’t understand So just think of it a dream But don’t blame yourself I just need to be free My pain will not be long now The blackness is closeting in I’m watching scenes from my life The people I’ve met & the places I’ve been I laugh to spite the fear I

Poem
Souls Without Names The fires of Hell burn bright In the middle of the night Waiting for an angel to fall No hope of salvation at all A poor lost soul Is swallowed up whole Consumed in the flames They are souls without names The fires are ablaze In this fiendish maze Consumed by guilt and shame There is no one else to blame The fires are aglow As you sink so low The Devil has cast his spell You face eternity in Hell

Goddamned Popups
I recently posted this as a bulletin..there were enough reponses I thought I would post it here as well. Are you noticing popups? I have been, and it is pissing me off. I thought the internet had matured past this phase of its existence. I hate popups. If this site continues down this avenue..I believe that I will have to stop coming here. These are the bulletin comments I had when I posted this blog entry: Comments on this bulletin: argus 2007-01-28 09:34:09 MOTHER FUCKERS...I hate that shit. I cannot believe that this site would allow them to put shit like that on their pages. It makes the rest of the site seem really shitty, and it causes alot of people to not want to come here anymore. reply | delete comment ~♥~Jess~♥~™ 2007-01-28 09:32:01 I've noticed them but only on a couple peoples pages and they said everyone who visits there page gets them, so It's not spyware and my computer has been scanned for that...I think it's part

The Wife
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die. "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. "Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly. "If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" "He said you're going to die," she replied.

My First Contest Starts Tomorrow
http://www.GlitterMaker.com/ - Glitter Graphics - MySpace Layouts THIS CONTEST WILL RUN FOR 4 DAYS..ALL GRAPHICS MUST BE ORIGINAL.. THE GRAPHIC WITH THE MOST COMMENTS WILL WIN THIS CONTEST.. COMMENTING YOURSELF WILL BE ALOUD..IF YOUR A CONTESTANT IN THIS CONTEST AND YOU BASH ANOTHER CONTESTANTS WORK I WILL DISQUALIFY YOU IN A HOT MINUTE. TO THE CONTESTANTS.. I WILL BULLETIN OUT WHEN THE CONTEST STARTS.. AND ONE MORE BULLETIN EACH MORNING OF THE CONTEST.. IT IS UP TO YOU TO BULLETIN YOURSELFS OUT INDIVIDUALY..YOU GUYS HAVE FUN WITH THIS .... PRIZES WILL GO AS SUCH 1ST___CORVETTE 2ND___SILVER MOTORCYCLE 3RD___RING(DEPENDS ON THE WINNER MANS OR WOMANS) THIS CONTEST WILL START MONDAY MORNING 8 AM EASTERN TIME.. IT WILL CLOSE FRIDAY MORNING 8 AM EASTERN TIME... IF YOU WANT TO ENTER YOU NEED TO DO THAT NOW.. GOOD LUCK TO ALL MY ENTRIES!!! ~ Graphics by Rick ~ ~ Graphics by Rick ~ (K.O.T Member)@ CherryTAP THIS CONTEST IS HOSTED BY £ÃÐ¥ ØF KÃØ§(RATE

The Hardest Day Of My Life...
I believe I have done the hardest thing ever today. I told my mom I failed in my marriage again. I have tried to keep this marriage together. He was the only man never to hit me or yell at me. His only problem was he wanted the one thing I could never give him, a child. I don't believe I could ever give my heart to anyone else. Everytime I do, something goes wrong. My husband and I have not been together for like a month now. I even tried to like someone else, but the same girl that stole my husband was emailing the new person in my life and now he is not speaking to me. After careful thought I said, f*** it . I don't want love anymore. It is perhaps I was never meant to be with anyone. I am going to concentrate on my studies, and perhaps become something worth while one day. Who knows, I sure don't. I do have a caring family and a great friend who is always there for me. As far as my husband, well we speak but that is about it. I will never give him a divor

Cool - Learned Two Songs Yesterday!
I try to learn at least one a week - it usually only takes me a few minutes to pick up all the parts, but a few hours of practice to be able to sing and play it (nearly) perfectly - but I had some extra time on my hands yesterday and managed to figure out two: When The Children Cry - White Lion Tears In Heaven - Eric Clapton The first one I do with my 12-string, the second with my nylon-string classical...can't wait to try them out tomorrow night at my open mic gig! Cheers,

Guilty As Charged Before I Get Attacked Again
yes I went and looked at a certain someone's page again...I can't help it that I still worry...so before I get attacked and called a cunt yet again...I apologize...no matter what happened between all of us I can't just turn off my feelings like that...you guys meant something to me for a while...you were all special people in my life...and if that makes me guilty of being a stupid bitch...a cunt...a "wiccanwhorebag"...or whatever else you want to call me to cut me again...then so be it...I really don't care about your opinion on me...I just wanted to be sure that you were ok...but I guess it just doesn't matter anymore does it...good luck in your futures...I'll try to ignore my better feelings towards humanity...and treat you like the nothing you want to be and portray yourself as by your hateful actions...stay off my page and I'll stay off yours

The Closet
The closet I’m at a house warming party with friends of the homeowners I casually mingle introducing myself. I see you from afar; you’re the lady that owns the house. My cock is erect almost immediate, I can barely hide the bulge in my pants. A few hours go by and you and I are talking and having a good time, when nobody is looking you grab my arm and gesture me to follow, so I follow you and you lead me to the coat closet in the front hall. You open the door and pull me in shutting the door behind us. You waste no time in kissing me passionately, your tongue probing my mouth like a dentist, I grab your ass and pull you tight against my body, you kiss even harder, your tongue taunting mine to play. Your warm saliva flows between our mouths as if they are one. Your hands slip down and undo my pants, I remove slide your dress straps of your shoulders and your dress falls to the floor. My pants slide followed by my undies. My thick cock pokes out like a crane waiting to go to work. I

Read At Your Own Risk ! Lmao
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'. The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic woman says smugly, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard-bodied stripper... Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God...'." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? A. It takes only one nail to hang a painting. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to

The Flu Sucks
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Its Simple
if Im not your type...tell me if your not interested in me...tell me if your playing me...tel me no one believes in trust,honesty,communication, and respect. is that so much to ask? I am not asking for world peace, just give me the respect I give you.

Im A Player
You Are a Total Player! Congratulations, when it comes to the game of love, you're a pro. Not only are you an expert player, you are a highly evolved one. For you, dating is like a game of chess - with a much happier ending. And you adeptly alter your moves, depending on who's in the game. Are You a Player?

To All Mumm Haters!
Maybe you'll agree with me, maybe you won't. But I just so pissed off right now that I figured I would write about this rather than blowing another gasket. Earlier this afternoon I posted a mumm to the ladies of CT about how they like their guys' privates: shaved or unshaved. I wasn't really sure about whether or not it was acceptable or not but I did see similar mumms like that before. So anyways, just so that people wouldn't walk into a unsuspected nsfw mumm, I posted the title as : LADIES ONLY (NSFW) that way if anyone was offended by things like that, they won't have to open to one unsuspectedly. I also posted that I wasn't sure about how many times something similar to that was posted before so I indicated that if it had been posted before, I was apologizing. Well anyways, there was for the most part some great feedback (TY Ladies!) along with the occasional person who thought it was stupid, yadda, yadda yadda. Ok, can deal with that. Then about 10 minutes into it I couldn't lo

Ego Or Intellect?
OK, now that another "crisis" has passed, I have been able to calm down and ponder some deep philosophical questions. What truly is superior intelligence and humanity's take on that subject? Really now. I am starting to wonder if it's all ego and a cruel joke on the human race. As many of you who may read this already know, I am the sole caregiver (for a variety of reasons, but primarily a promise to a dead loved one) for a woman who has Alzheimer's and the disease is progressing rapidly. She is now at the severe stages of dementia and it's getting contagious I fear. I think I'm loosing it a tad. (OK, for those that really know me, maybe more than a tad - I'm freakin loopy)! This once sweet, endearing, proud Scottish, intelligent, hell-on-wheels military wife, mother, office manager and church going woman is but an empty shell that is an eating, sleeping, peeing and pooping paper weight. Early this morning on a random trip to the bathroom (yes she still gets around with a walk

Dreams
Dreams by BlueWolf If dreams were given to a lonely girl and a lonely girl's dreams came true, I'd force myself to sleep all the time just so I could dream of you If wishes were given to a lonely girl and I was given just two, I'd wish for you to always love me and the other I'd give to you If my tears could write a love song I'd write a love song for you, It would explain just how I feel inside and how much I love you too But, dreams are only dreams and wishes seldom come true, My tears can't write a love song, but when they fall, they fall for you

How To Tell Your Viagra Is Working
At work, they call you a spiritualist because when you sit down at a meeting, the table floats Your face is very pale due to lack of blood When you walk into a sauna, everyone stands and applauds People begin to call you "the tripod." You begin to think your mother in law is pretty Birds perch on it when you stand outside nude You look like a sundial when sunbathing nude Compared to you, Pinocchio doesn't look like such a liar. You always lose limbo contests. You can make drawings in the sand without having to find a stick You like to sleep on your back, so you had to remove the ceiling fan.

N A Real Fuced Up Mood!!
If it aint 1 thang its another, when u think everything iz cool & shit iz kinda goin yr way everything gets fuced up n a major way I wont go into tha whole spill but just know im n a killin mood I dont wanna hear no DRAMA NO BULLSHIT NO FAKE talk no nothing, PAin iz not 4 me but its like its a every day thang & I mean its cumin from all directions but tha thing iz I dont hurt I get mad & tha mad turns into RAGE & thats all bad 4 everybody wht im tryin ta say iz I might not be a good friend 2day & I dont want ta say tha wrong thang ta a friend of mine that I care about. thank yall 4 lettin ya boy Vent once again, DAMN its almost like a every day thang wit tha ventin WTF iz up!

Avatar
Finally got a song done with some synth... "Avatar" is now on the Earthwhore myspace player. www.myspace.com/earthwhore Lyrics available in the words blog. Am slowly making use of all the lyrics in that blog, and also I'm making progress on the drum patterns front, got some beats down for a potential other 2 songs, just gotta get some riff ideas to match and I'll come up with a song that'll be both brutal and graceful, depraved and beautiful. That's the idea anyway...

Freak In Bed Test, I Got A ..!!!
Message: 1. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? (A) A LIGHT COLOR (B) THEY CHANGE COLORS (C) A DARK COLOR 2. IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... (A) SEDUCE THEM (B) JUST CHILL (C) CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE THEM 3. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? (A) RAINY (B) THUNDERSTORM (C) SUNNY (D) CLOUDY 4. WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? (A) STRAWBERRYS (B) CHERRYS (C) GRAPES (D) PEACHES (E) KIWI 5. THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... (A) NIGHT (B) DAY (C) AFTERNOON 6. WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? (A) FALL (B) SUMMER (C) SPRING (D) WINTER 7. HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? 8. WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? 9. PICK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF THESE... (A) ASTRO VAN (B) ON THE ROOF OF A BUILDING (C) PARK (D) ON AN AIR PLANE (E) PARENTS ROOM (F) ALL OF THE ABOVE 10. YOUR PHONE SERVICE? (A) METRO (B) VERIZON (C) T-MOBILE/NEXTEL (D) ALLTEL (E) SPRINT/CINGULAR (F) SUNCOM (G) BOOST 11. PICK AN ANIMAL (A) LION (B)

Death{trying To Rhyme-it Sucks}
look at death as a gift but not as a curse it may seem that at the time the pain hurts you sometimes feel like you could not hold on but its ok to let go and just fall in to your own... never lasting sleep life is worth living live every seconed of it but dont ever feel afraid of letting go every body that you know thats in the after life will be waiting for you and even now they are watching over you like a little angel sent from heaven

Not Just For Smilin...
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

I Think I'm Addicted...
You Communicate With Your Body This isn't as bad as it sounds, it just means that you're a "touchy-feely" person. You need a lot of affection in your life. And for you, this means both giving and receiving little touches. Warm hearted, you bond with people easily. In fact, you often feel a little sad when you're not in the company of others. A little moody, you tend to be controlled by your emotions. But a bit hug always comforts you! How Do You Communicate?

Frustrated Incorporated
Is it wrong to become cold to someone that is overly confident? When someone THINKS they know what you are feeling and thinking when they actually don't. I get so irritated and I want to tell them to shut the hell up. They do not know me that well. I let very few people that close to me. I try to shrug off the little things, but that is just one of my biggest pet peeves. "They say misery loves company...."

By My Eyes I Cry...
Too much time wasted just to say hello So much energy just to whisper goodbye.. A medicated heart and mind Too easliy broken with time A window to open for warm weather A thuderstorm to bring us together Thoughts made from clay It will be okay Another day Shall pass on by like a moth at night in the light Missed and forgotten Another name, another game So many ways to explain But no way to express But what would one expect An outcome of glory and love Nada not happening That's a Disney movie taught in Schools Where its okay to be young and cool Now its bad to be young and smart..... I'm wounded by your eyes.. By your vibe, but I see through you The abuse you bring on yourself The help You refuse Well, Oh, well... Apparently nothing.. Apperantly nothing at all.. You don't see me.. You don't see me... I'm lost..

I Am Giving Up
i am done with relationships and with girls i am tired of trying to be the perfect guy that everyone allways ask for i am tired of doing everything/anything that no other would do.... i thought about my pass life and the reason why i stay with people and thought about all of my relationships..... i should have stoped datting after my ex whitney... i just should of i am not going to make thoughs mistakes again i am so not i have givin up... theres only one girl i want but i am sad cause she is so far away

M.b.o.a.
Hey! Wanna join the newest family for females only. M.B.O.A. Male Bashers Of America This family is for all the women who are tired of mens shit and need friends to vent to. Or the women who just don't like men period. If you would like to join notify one of the 4 founders listed below. We will keep it updated as new members join. Thanx. We can't wait to see our family grow. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Aphrodite0081~M.B.O.A. Founder~D.B.S.~K.O.T~K.K.S@ CherryTAP ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ arkiegirl58~ M.B.O.A. Founder~Mom of D.B.S.~K.O.T.~@ CherryTAP ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chickie Momma~K.O.T. Member~Founder M.B.O.A~D.B.S~@ CherryTAP ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dawn~Founder M.B.O.A.~D.B.S. Backup~@ CherryTAP

Ok Ok Enough Already
Well, today was extreamly intresting. I go to move and what do i find, but 2 black holes where my living room and bedroom floors should be. WHAT THE HELL??? I am now trying to figure out why the man decided to rip my floors out the week I move in. Anyway I am stuck here at my moms without yahoo and some of my stuff still at the other house and my ex moved in today, I mean hell man give me a chance to get out before you come running me off. Well, I am still laughing my ass off, cause I am a vindictive bitch, and well he will get his in the end. HAHAHAHAHA

President [sic] Bush Is Preparing To Attack Iran's Nuclear Facilities Before The End Of April
* Please Rate This Blog - just use the red box to your left. America 'poised to strike at Iran's nuclear sites' from bases in Bulgaria and Romania --Report suggest that 'US defensive ring' may be new front in war on [of] terror. 29 Jan 2007 President [sic] Bush is preparing to attack Iran's nuclear facilities before the end of April and the US Air Force's new bases in Bulgaria and Romania would be used as back-up in the onslaught, according to an official report from Sofia. http://www.sundayherald.com/international/shinternational/display.var.1152839.0.america_poised_to_strike

St. Jude Children's Research Hospital
I love to joke around a good deal about things, but one thing I am serious about is children. If none of you know of St. Jude Children's Research Hospital then you should check into it. Finding Cures, Saving Children is their motto. They treat various cancers and other catastrophic child illnesses there. No child is turned away. Whether they have insurance or they do not they are treated. Wish it was that way everywhere throughout the US. I new about St. Jude, but I never new the kind of work they did was so special. My eldest daughter Amber died 5 yrs ago of bone cancer. The cancer was to widespread to treat by the time it was found. She was a very special little girl and she instilled in me determination to try and make a difference no matter how small it might be. So every year in her name I try to make it possible for other children to be able to be treated. This is something that is very personal to me. If it is possible for you to do a good deed then try your best to d

Beer
Beer ~vs~ Pussy A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. Advantage: Draw. If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy. Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy. If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer. If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer. 6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need. Advantage: Pussy B

If I Said
If I Said by BlueWolf If I said "I Love You" A million times Sang it in song Or wrote it in rhyme If I spelled it in smoke Way up high in the sky Or whispered it to you In a soft breeze that floats by If I shouted it from The middle of the street If I told every person That I happen to meet If I went to the beach And carved it in sand If I so lovingly told you By the gentle touch of my hand And if I told you Without saying a word In such a way that Only your heart heard If I said "I love you" A million times Would you feel it In the lonely tears I cry............

Do You Have A Vagina?
Do You Have A Vagina? A housewife is at home when she suddenly hears a knock on the door. When she opens the door a man asks her if she has a vagina. The woman slams the door in disbelief at what a stranger has just asked her. The same thing happens for three consecutive days and the woman decides to tell her husband. The husband says to the wife, "Tomorrow I am not going to work and when the man asks if you have a vagina, say 'yes' and I will be hiding behind the door." The next day the same man comes again, and when the woman opens the door he asks if she has a vagina. The woman says, "Yes". The man then said, "Good! Then please tell your husband to stop screwing my wife."

Wisdom In Water
water is fluid form. beauty can be seen in each of its many guises, yet strength is also inherent in each. why can we accept water's great strengths and varied face, yet so many find it difficult to accept the same in man?

Poor Frog..
There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the do

The Final Blowjob...lol
A woman recently lost her husband. Their marriage had been a very lousy one, and she was relieved that he was finally gone. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter. Then she started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "You know that fur coat you promised me?" She answered by saying, "I bought it with the insurance money!" She then said, "Remember that new car you promised me?" She answered again saying, "Well, I bought it with the insurance money!" Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Remember that blow job I promised you? Well ...... here it comes..."

I Can't Even Title This...
I feel like I'm in a three-way human triangle. And, I'm at the top. I feel like they both are playing tug o' war with me, and I hate it. She won't give this up so easily and he's scared to lose me....:: cries :: I'm still stressed.

Busy Week Coming Up!
I thought I'd use the blog to let anyone thats wondering why I am not on much this week what I am up to. I took this week off work ( coldest one yet this winter) to help my daughter remodel her kitchen. Well I should say gut her kitchen, since its an 1890 house with real 2x4's! Its down to the studs, floor joists and rafters. When its done it will have a level floor, new wiring, plumbing, new cabinets, oh and most of all new heat duct outlets. Gravity heat systems aren't all that great!

Today
Today I need to sprint along the Edge I need to laugh into the darkness below to mock it. At the same time I need to toss back my head wind ripping at my hair and watch the moon rest majestic before the stars as this earthen, human world rushes past. I need to pull you to me and crash our bodies together like surf and rock like a meteor flashing hot against the sky like a lifetime of fucking rolled into once. Like a soft kiss damp lips and light breath on skin-- and bruising bites leaving traces of blood on my tongue and yours. I need it all. I can't have you right now so I close my eyes and we're together again. You are bound craupadine you are all mine and I am all yours. We play and laugh and love. This becomes our world our nirvana for the moment timeless senseless except for senses we stir: Kubla Khan rises around us the Great Pyramids the canals of Mars, flowing hot and molten Venus oceanbeds swirl schools of tropical fish dancing overhead

Good Morning/good Afternoon, Everyone!
I'm off for a busy day! Early start, late ending, I'm afraid. But the ending will be belly dancing class, so I can't complain! I do love my dance class!! Have a fantastic day, everyone! Keep warm, for those in the Cold Zone, lol! Much love and hugs to all! Blessings on one and all! See you later, my friends! Energyworkers: remember to keep those shields up, lol!

I Miss You
I wrote this for my blue pit when he was stuck in AZ and I didnt think I was gonna get him back Inside my head I feel trapped. These thoughts wont run away. It feels like Im in overdrive. Dont worry, Ill be okay. Its just that I keep thinking about a way to get you home. Its killing me so much right now. Its hard to be alone. You are my sanity when Im at my worst. Youre the smile for each new day. Its hard to be away from you. Its hard to be okay. One way or another I will get you home. Dont ever count me out. Cus youre my life and I need you here. Youre all I am about. I miss you Malachi

Way Too Funny
DO NOT BRING PLANTS IN THE HOUSE DURING COLD WEATHER!!! Never bring outdoor plants into the house. Garden Grass Snakes also known as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous. Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here's why......... A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze. It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants and when it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa. She let out a very loud scream! The husband (who was taking a shower) ran out into the living room naked to see what the problem was. She told him there was a snake under the sofa. He got down on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it. About that time the family dog came and cold-nosed him on the behind. He thought the snake had bitten him, so he screamed and fell over on the floor.

Hazardous
HAZARDOUS I get this question a lot, “Why Are You Hazardous?” I am actually going to tell you. Usually I don’t, people just find out the hard way. But, since my name has been attracting soooooo many, I will let you all in on this little secret of mine. Dictionary.com defines “Hazardous” as: 1. dangerous, unsafe. 2. chancy, uncertain, risky, speculative 3. Marked by danger; perilous It also defines “Ego” as: 1. an inflated feeling of pride in your superiority to others 2. having little or no regard for interests, beliefs, or attitudes other than one's own So, if that doesn’t answer your question, let me explain a bit farther. First, I am “Warning: Hazardous to Your Ego.” A warning, is notifying someone in advance that danger is ahead and/or harm may occur. So, I am giving advance notice. I just gave definitions of hazardous and ego, so let’s put them together now. I am notifying you in advance that I may be dangerous to you if your EGO is too big. If y

Mumm Deletion Wtf?!?!?
I JUST POSTED A MUMM ABOUT HALF AN HOUR AGO THAT HAD MY OBSESSION VANESSA MAE PLAYING TOCATTA AND FUGUE IN D MINOR WITH A SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA IN THE BACK GROUND. CHERRY JUST DELETED MY MUMM AND TOLD ME IT WAS OFFENSIVE!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? I DIDN'T EVEN SWEAR IN THIS MUMM AND THEY DELELTED IT!! PEOPLE WERE ACTUALLY WATCHING THE VIDEO AND LEAVING LEAVING GOOD COMMENTS ON IT. HOW THE FUCK WAS THIS FUCKING THING OFFENSIVE TO ANYONE?!?!? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS SITE REALLY PISSES ME OFF. THERE IS A QUESTION ABOUT A 30 YEAR OLD SLEEPING WITH A 60 YEAR OLD THAT ISN'T OFFENSIVE, AND ANOTHER ONE THAT US AKSING ABOUT TRANSVESTITES THAT'S NOT OFFENISVE, YET I POST SOMETHING WITH CLASSICAL MUSIC ON IT AND IT GETS DELETED????? I SWEAR TO GOD I'M FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SHIT!!! PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND REALLY THINKING ABOUT TAKING THE FUCK OFF!!!

Video To Check Out Lol
one of the 15 yr olds friends doing a songlol.. love this song never ceases to make me giggle: Lyrics below:: I know that you Don't know me very well We've barely met But I can surely tell No one will ever Love you like I do I like to feel The warm spot on your chair Sometimes I drool And usually I stare My precious one I saved that gum That you threw in the garbage You're the one I dream about But the only question with me now Is "Do I creep you out?" Everytime I shake your hand now Wanna stick your fingers in my mouth Do I creep you out? Call you every night and hang up Gonna carve your name in my leg In my leg, oh-oh! Somethin' I should ask about Can I sniff the pit-stains on your blouse? And do I creep you, Do I creep you out? (Your restraining order's out) (Still the only question with me now) Oh the only question (Is "Do I creep you out?") Is "Do I creep you out?" Know exactly where you live now Follow you from work right to your hous

How Women Get To Heaven
A small boy walks into his mother's room and catches her topless. "Mommy, Mommy, what are those?" he says pointing to her breasts. "Well, son," she says, These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven." Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied. Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes into the kitchen. "Mommy, mommy, Aunt Eliza is dying!" "What do you mean?" says his mother. "Well she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor. Both of her balloons are out, Dad's blowing them up, and she keeps yelling, "God, I'm coming! God, I'm coming!"

My Sexual Hidden Talent
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

My Sexual Zodiac Sign
Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Breathless Heart
This road my life is traveling on Has many twists and turns; Some days are smooth, some easy Some with hard lessons learned. I'm careful with my footsteps Keeping steady on my feet; Often stopping a long my way For people that I meet. There are many times I've stumbled, And I had to slow it down; Always looking up ahead, For it's impossible to turn around. I've learned to measure minutes, Not by the breaths I take each day; Instead I count the moments That take my breath away. Those times full of amazement, When we're caught up by surprise; Sometimes with a sweet hello, At times by sad goodbyes. Sometimes they're full of laughter, At others full of tears; That rush of sweet excitement, Mingled with a touch of fear. They become our precious memories, Of a time, a place, a day; When something deeply touched our heart, and took it's breath away... Luv&Hugs, ~MzMic~

Upset
I'm upset, but really don't have a valid reason to be. My best friend and bandmate told me he didn't approve of me liking another bandmate. He even went so far as to say that our friendship would suffer if I pursued anything. He told the guy that even though I am single, he should consider me unavailable in his mind. So I told the guy that I liked him, and he told me that him and I dating would be like stealing his guy's girl. I've tried explaining that my best friend and I have nothing going on. Basically, Jon won this one. I really didn't expect to be let down, but now that I have, it sucks big time. I don't really feel like talking to Jon right now and have even considered quitting the band. It just pisses me off that he would be so selfish.....

Fuck All The Mind Games
Most women are crazy they allways talk about how men do them wronge well some men do but when they meet someone that treats them right they want to be with someone else what the hell is wrong with bein a nice guy and trying to be Mr, Right i always thought tha women was lookin for Mr, Right but it turns out that yall always want Mr, Wrong a man can only take so much of this maybe i need to start being more like Mr, Wrong instead of Mr, Right

The Wind
The wind brushes by my ear, teasing me, taunting me, bringing memories of not long ago, memories filled with desire and passion, the intense feelings for each other, the world closed out, just tow people sharing, touching and tasting, reliving all those things experienced and felt wanting it all to begin again with one touch of the wind

Why Is It....
that others can troll for my aid in things and if I can help I do....but when it comes to me asking for aid, NO ONE comes to help me?? Thats just so worng and unfair.... I have been working hard on Jenna's Yahoo Group that I now co-own with her and as usal people are their usual apathetic selves and not helping me... I got news for you....If you arent willing to help me then dont ask me for help with whatever you have going... Im sick and tired of things being so one-sided and people being so damned selfish...

Before I Was A Mom
¢¾ Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. ¢¾ ¢¾ I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. ¢¾ I never thought about immunizations. ¢¾ ¢¾ Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. ¢¾ ¢¾ Pooped on. ¢¾ ¢¾ Chewed on. ¢¾ ¢¾ Peed on. ¢¾ ¢¾ I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. ¢¾ ¢¾ I slept all night. ¢¾ ¢¾ Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. ¢¾ ¢¾ Or give shots. ¢¾ ¢¾ I never looked into teary eyes and cried. ¢¾ ¢¾ I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. ¢¾ ¢¾ I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. ¢¾ ¢¾ Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. ¢¾ ¢¾ I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. ¢¾ ¢¾ I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. ¢¾ ¢¾ I never knew that I could love someone so much. ¢¾ ¢¾ I ne

The Mom I Am
So WTF!?!?!?! I already know I am pretty different. I am wild, out there and not a typical woman by any means or definition. So I drop my child off at daycare this morning. Half asleep, looking like a sack of ass. Pissed right the fuck off becuase I got a phone call from work after 2 weeks of no work. Its for one job that will take me an hour and pays even less.. Not to mention the hour drive to get there in the snow storm that decided to show up this morning. Woken up from a dream that I have waited for, for so long. I finally got to feel the touch of the man I adore and cherish. It felt so real and comforting it was as if I would have gladly died to be there forever. In any case one of the other moms that takes her little demon to be taken care of daily, decides to strike up a conversation. "Kirsten you are so beautiful!!!! I wish I was you.....You should come over and the kids can have a play date and we can drink non - alcoholic spritzers and I can show u my wedding pictures and t

To All My Friends
Sorry i haven't been on...My computer is now waiting for some parts from my computer from the US...and belive it or not...Hubby's computer is now toasted too with no luck at fixin it anytime soon...*cries* I'll be back as soon as I can Which HOPEFULLY is like in another 2 weeks or so *Sniffle, sob* Love ya all Love me

Alone
Purity once had a name, And beauty once had a face. Life once had a meaning, And once I was safe. Once there was freedom, And once I could laugh. Happiness once was alive, And once I had another half. Once I shared her love, Once I was by her side, Once I felt I fitted, So quickly that died. Her grace so great, Her beauty so vast, All I ever wanted, Was for it to last. Fate maybe had another plan, Or maybe she had another love, But it all fell apart, The hand too big for the glove. Now it's all died away, Happiness, joy, love; all memories. Now I walk alone in this dark, dark world, With no light to guide my way.

The Year 2007
Something funny that was sent to me and I'm sure many of you have seen something similar. But still a worthy read..... You know you are living in 2007 when 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11.

Memories
Who Says Men Can't Remember Anniversaries? A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?". The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes I do! " she replies. The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car

The Fist Of God Is A Us Marine
this has been going round the bulletins today, and i wanted to save it and share it with those of you who don't always check bulletins... A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and

The Game
I stalk you like a huntress. You are my greatest desire. I want you desperately, but have not taken you yet. I want to be your lover, but have had you many times before. Except not the way I want you. We have been lovers for months now, but tonight will be different. I want to violate you. I want to fuck you like you have never been fucked before. Tonight I will kidnap you and make you mine. I pick you up at your door, and tell you we are going to play a game. I immediately blindfold you and bind your wrists together. You seem not to be concerned, good, you are used to my little sexual games. I have already rented a room, prepared it for our arrival, way in the back of the motel complex, away from prying eyes. I can feel my excitement mounting. Your obvious trust in me is comforting, and my desire for you is exceeding all boundaries. As I lead you from the car, my open hand slides down your ass cheek and returns upward lightly with one finger drawing a line up the crack of your a

More Of Me!....
Hey guys:) 'n' gals;)...Have you had a happy weekend?...hhhmmmm...I am enjoying this funn site:)...I'd love it if saw my MySpace page:)...Maybe, we can be friends there as well!:)...You care to see?... http://www.myspace.com/gemmamadison Let me know your thoughts, My friends and FANS?! Kisses, Gemma ;)

Lake Effect Nightmare
well its snowing and we have about 3 feet of fresh snow and its still snowing , im waiting for my plow guy to plow me out, and if there are any fires tonight the boys will have to swing by and pick me up!!!

My Angel
he is new to the world.. but has made his entry with a bang.. He has grandpa's name.. mom's arms.. and grandma's love.. he has a big brother and sister to teach him how to drive the adults crazy.. welcome to the world and family my angel

This Is 4 All You Sexy Asses Out There.
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If I Die Tomorrow
I wake up to find myself After all these years And where all the time has gone Still seems so unclear 'Cause there's no one else Since I found you I know it's been so hard You should know If I die tomorrow As the minutes fade away I can't remember Have I said all I can say? You're my everything You make me feel so alive If I die tomorrow It brings out the worst in me When you're not around I miss the sound of your voice The silence seems so loud 'Cause there's no one else Since I found you I know it's been so hard You should know If I die tomorrow As the minutes fade away I can't remember Have I said all I can say? You're my everything You make me feel so alive If I die tomorrow I spent all my life Looking for our innocence I've got nothing to lose One thing to prove I won't make the same mistakes Now I know That everything will be ok When I die tomorrow If I die tomorrow As the minutes fade away I can't remember Have I said all I can

If Only You Were....
If you were here... I would gaze deeply into your eyes, begging without an utterance of words. You would instinctively know what I wanted, what I needed and what I ached for. If you were here... I would teasingly brush the corner of your mouth with mine. You would gently part your lips as you whispered promises of the ecstasy to come. If you were here... I would rest my head on your shoulder as I drowned myself with your scent. You would nuzzle me in closer, knowing that my breathing was getting more and more shallow. If you were here... I would listen intently to see if your heart was beating as rapidly as mine. You would softly tickle the back of my neck with your tongue to remind me that slow, deliberate strokes were imminent. If you were here... I would surrender freely and effortlessly to your physical prowess, and you, to my desire for passion. If you were here... Together, we would see the harshness of the day fall away as we shed the clothes fro

Things Seem To Be Going Well Lately
So my ex and I have been talking alot about things and parts of me obviously are still skeptical about if he's being honest with me or not but i guess if i truely do love him i should give him the benefit of the doubt and just see how things go. We aren't back together but we are hanging out to see what happens but he said tonight as it stands he sees us being back together. I always have said and so have alot of other people that him and I were meant to be togehter....i mean come on 8 yrs of happiness and turmoil and always ending up back together has gotta mean somethign LOL In all honesty i do love him and i always have...yeah neither of us was perfect and we fucked up alot in our relationship but maybe those things have helped us to grow n become stronger who knows....Parts of me feel happier but other parts i'm still not sure how i feel and for those of you who have read my past blogs and/or know what i'm takling about will understand cuz you know what's happened in the last sever

An Aussie Love Story
>This is an oldie but a goodie.... Larf & larf EVERYtime! >> >>An Aussie Love Story - >> >>An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of >>impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite >>Anzac >>bickies wafting up the stairs. >> >>He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the >>bed. >>Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and >>with >>even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands,he >>crawled >>downstairs. With laboured breath, he leaned against the door-frame, >>gazing into the kitchen. >> >>Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself >>already in >>heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table >>were >>literally hundreds of his favourite Anzac bickies. >> >>Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his devoted >>Aussie

The Boat Trip
The boat trip Two months had past since our last fishing trip as a threesome with Gary. Since that time things had gone along back to normal. Once back on land everybody resumed their normal roles, Kathy being the great little housewife, Gary the best friend and me just enjoying their company. Gary and I continued to fish nearly every weekend and though he and Kathy may have joked and seemed more relaxed around each other, there was no indication that they were fooling around when I wasn't around or that they were going to "run off together", it had been a one time incident and ashore they were back to their platonic "he's your friend, she's your wife" state. We had a long weekend coming up with a Monday holiday so Gary and I planned another trip back to the middle grounds with the full intent of actually doing some real fishing this time. Yeah right! Kathy decided that she wanted to go again. I ask her if she intended a repeat of the last trip. She said she didn't have it planned, she

Trust Me
Close your eyes,let my voice guide you... Trust me. Listen and feel the words i am sayin to you... Trust me A little further please baby , here take my hand... Trust me Our friends and family our here... Trust me Open your heart, let me love you... Trust me Baby i cannot do this alone, i need your help now... Trust me I DO promise you that my love is as real as your trust in me and mine in you. Trust that i love you . Trust that we are a fairy tale blessed by living...EDML

Kareoke At The Red Stallion In Hatboro
The main purpose of this is to let me know what I sang .. and how I think it went ... and what I need to work in ... For starters .. here are the songs I've sung since I started going: Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby Kid Rock/Sheryl Crow - Picture (with Shawna and Jenn seperately) Metallica - Turn the Page Tone Loc - Wild Thing Don McLean - American Pie Black Sabbath - War Pigs (didn't go over as well as I hoped) Bruce Springsteen - Glory Days Poison - Every Rose Has It's Thorn David Allen Coe - You never even called me by my name **THANKS JULIE** Eagle's - Desperado Eagle's - Take It Easy I'm missing a couple ... and I'll post last nights in another entry

I See You Dedicated To Becky Alexandria Munson Sept 15,1996 - Dec 21,1996
In every sunrise I see you In every beautiful sunset I see you When the wind whistles through the trees I see you In every newborn baby's laugh I hear you. With every beat of my heart I feel you With all the blood flowing through my veins I feel you Every time those days roll around I miss you When the angel is put on the tree I miss you The more the time passes the more the hurt lingers here on earth for just a short while but in my heart forever In your younger sister's smile I see you forever and always looking over my shoulder I see you my dearest Becky, daddy's broken hearted and even though 10 years have passed daddy still loves you.

Fuck Me...
F*** TEST if we could fuck test This is the ".If We Could Fuck.." Test...REposts this as If We COuld Fuck Test.... You will be surprised on all the results you get...Put the [X] which best suits ur answer....or all that apply... () mean explain 1.Where would we be? []My house []Ur House []Pool []Shower []parents room OTHER....please explain in () 2.What position? []Doggy Style []Missionary []69 []OTHER...() 3.What would you use?? []chains and whips []choc. syrup and whip cream []strawberries and whip cream []cherries and chocolate []ropes and hand cuffs []OTHER...() 4.Lights? []ON []OFF 5.Where would you take me 4 a date before all of this? ()PLEASE EXPLAIN 6.Givin Head? []Yes []No 7.Gettin SOme Head?? []Yes []No 8.Protection? []Yes []No 9.Day or Night? []DAY []NIGHT 10.What song would we fuck to? ( )PLEASE EXPLAIN...... 11.top or bottom []top []bottom []either or 12.Wil

Men Are Easily Amused.. Lol
Choosing A Wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The woman second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their

Legend Of Violet/iroquios
Legend Of The Violet / Iroquois Many Moons before the white man came to the land of the Red Indian, there lived a young warrior who was the pride of his tribe; for dangerous deeds had he accomplished for the good of his people. He had slain the Great Heron that destroyed their children, and he had brought back from the Mountain of the Witches the healing roots that cured the plague. Once when he led a band of warriors against another tribe, he saw in the lodge of one of his enemies a maiden so gentle and lovely that he longed to have her for his wigwam. But because of the strife between the two tribes, he could not buy her with quills of the Wampum Bird. So after he had returned victorious with his warriors to his own village, he often thought of the maiden, and how, unless he could light his wigwam with the brightness of her eyes, he would no longer lead out his young men to battle. At last he went forth alone, and hid in the woods near the village of his enemies. There h

Jerks, Users, And Asshole
THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALL U FAKERS, USERS, AND JUST STRAIGHT UP FUCKTARDS ON MY FRIENDS LIST !! U WILL SOON BE GETTING DELETED FOR ONE OF THE ABOVE NAMED CATEGORIES ! SO IF U DO (((( THEN U QUALIFY )))) CONGRADU`FUCKANLATIONS~

Morre Ramblings
Its amazing how bad can happen but somthing good can happen jus afterwards I loose on person and I can many more as friend and fellow pagans and wiccans and it leaves me feeling inspired i Know the last few blogs ive done on looking at life has been like this *be thank full for what you got and remeber if you can have somthing somthin as good or better will come your way* but Icant help but say jus hang in there even in the darkest moment is some hope even your enemies of now may by some beautiful mirical be a friend of tommorow it just takes time and the ability to put the past to the past and forgive but for now i wish all of you good blessings and lovly moments in your lifes so it may make you strong for those dark moments in life blessed be

Longing
Longing Longing to feel her touch Longing to hear her voice Longing to to hold her tight Longing for her kiss Longing for the simple feeling, of here skin next to mine Longing to feel anything, but this since of emptiness Longing to find, her soul who matchs with mine Longing to feel whole once again

Just Some Thoughts...
In this the year of 2007 we all recieve a chance to not only grow and improve on who we are but prove what great people we have become. I think back to how much I despized people bothering me but lately my only thoughts are those reminiscent of all my "friends" When no one calls, comes to see you, or messages you only once a month you get to be a lonely person...Do I sound pathetic? *shrugs* Anyway most of ya'll either dont read these or realize its just my way of venting. So I guess that's about it.

The Half Blood Prince
The half blood prince The 6th book of the Harry Potter series. I had been waiting for this book to get here for a while, but it finally came and was what I was hoping for. The Harry potter series for those of you that aren’t familiar with the books or the movies, each one is a year in Harry’s life, and another year at “Hogwarts school of wizardy”. Obviously this is his sixth year at school and I’m just going to go out on a limb and assume that you have at least seen the movies (there are four of them so far) and the protagonist “lord Voldormort” has risen again (happened in the 4th movie) and now things are really getting bad for the good wizards, and not to great for the rest of the world (mostly Great Britton for now). I don’t think I’m ruining anything by saying that Harry makes it through to the end, since from the start of the series J.K Rowling said that she was going to be doing at least seven books in this series. And, hopefully you had already heard that a major char

Day One Report!
Well the first day had its ups, downs and falling downs ( latter). The kitchen had been stripped down to bare studs and joists previously, but the plumbing was in the way of the new layout ( they ran thru the room about a foot away from the wall). So the first job was to reposition them, of course like always we needed some additional fittings and its a half hour to a Lowes in Wooster, so that blew 1 1/2 hrs! So we have the drain line opened up from the upstairs sink, tub, and toilet. We forewarned everyone in the house Not to use the bathroom. Well about 8 pm we are getting ready to glue up the pipe for the drain line and call it a day. Well, no one told Elizabeth (9 y/o) when she came home from school not to use the bathroom. Luckily, when she got done and flushed we were about 3-4 feet away from the outlet 9 feet up, and it all kinda went thru the open floor joists to the cellar area. He, we laughed about it, took pictures, but she was very embarrassed that we "saw" her poop fly

~~~ Deja Vu ~~~
Deja Vu refers to those odd and usually rare moments when the present feels like the past. Its a hard experience to interpret. Some people search their memories for dreams that might have been like the present. Others think that the experience is what happens when things from past lives emerge in this one. Both notions are impossible to prove, disprove, or (until recently), investigate. The belief that its about past lives is a matter of faith. The idea that it has to do with dreams is less a matter of faith - only a few people claim to recall past lives, but almost everybody remembers some of their dreams. Some recall a lot of them. The theory of reincarnation that is most consistent with modern brain science (Algorithmic Reincarnation) predicts that no memories are passed from one life to the next. What is transferred is a set of signals that reflect states of consciousness. Memories don't need to go along. Memories are state-specific. We can have experiences in one state of consc

The Life Cycle Is Backwards!
Think about it: the life cycle is all backwards. You should start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.

What's,love And Romantic Love
Love is mostly tender and quiet. Love is a light that allows people to see things that are not seen by others. Romantic love is a deep emotional, sexual and spiritual recognition and regard for the value of another person and relationship. Romantic love can generate many powerful feelings. It can provide a profound ecstasy, and a deep suffering when frustrated. To some people, romantic love is irrational. Romantic love can seem like an emotional storm. This paper is really a collection of experiences, thoughts, readings, and the result of my discussions with people falling in and out of love. I began writing on this topic in 1998. I was first inspired to write "About Romantic Love" when I first read a book by Nathanial Brandon on the topic of romantic love. I revise or add something to this collection of thoughts several times a year. I am most inspired to write when I meet someone in love or someone feeling crushed when their love was lost. I have had countless

A Doc At An Asylum
A doctor at an asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything went quite well.,. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts," and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts," and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts," and they all started booing and cat calling. Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world ha

Few Words From Me For The Day..
Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com THIS SONG HAS MUCH MEANING BEHIND IT FOR ME....HAVE YOU EVER TRIED SO HARD TO GET IN TO SOME ONES HEART AND WITH EVERY STEP YOU MAKE IT FEELS LIKE ITS A JUST CAUSE...INSIDE I THINK MY OWN MIND SEES THINGS IT WANTS TO SEE AS DOES YOUR OWN.. IF ONE SAYS THEY ARE INTERESSTED IN YOU THIS DOESNT NESSECARLY MEAN THEY ARE INTERESTED IN FUCKING YOU OVER.SOME TIMES YOU HAVE TO BALENCE OUT THAT TRUST THING AND JUST JUMP FOR YOUR WANT JUMP FOR YOUR GOUL.. CAUSE IF YOU DONT SOMEONE ELSE WIL TAKE WHAT YOU KNOW YOU LONG TO HAVE THE MOST....SAYING I WILL WAIT FOR EVER IS A BULL SHIT LINE PPL USE TO BRING HAPPINESS IN ANOTHERS LIFE. FOREVER DOESNT EXSIST....SMOOCHES LADY KAOS

Stupid People........
People choose pets that meet their own unpredictable personalities!! Your as good as the pet you choose! Pet choosing is usually a symbal of who we are, like buying a car, Or shoes, or anything else we own that sybalizes what we are about! Unfortunitaly snakes are out as pets!! Which doesn't say alot for your mentality exept your middle finger!! What the hell do you expect with e reptile?? Wagg it's tail every time you come home?? Jump in your lap and lick and love you?? I will never get you people who think snakes can be pets!! Who the hell told you that?? Have you taught fido any new tricks lately??? I think he has taught you something!! And looks like he got the right finger too!!! Reptile Idiots!! Again, who is the stupid Fucker?? The snake? who reacts by instincts? the human? who should know that a snake only knows instincts, and doesn't learn shit but what it was born to do, will be what it will do!! Sorry to say snake/fido will probably not go outside to shit or retrie

Sounds On The Surface
Sounds On The Surface A crystal lake so calm and inviting, a hawk flies overhead crying. Peaceful, tranquil, picture perfect, a duck swims gracefully gliding. Beneath the surface, a struggle he is hiding. Legs thrashing, trying to stay afloat, alarmed at every touch, fearful, watchful in his ever present struggle. A family man, off to work, meetings and phone calls fill his day. Punch a clock and a sedan drive home.. Wife, kids, off they go PTA, putting on a show. Twelve oclock, kids asleep, a bottle his constant companion. Preparing for another day, A glass crashes to the floor. Sleeping on the sofa once again, the alarm clock rings. Up, up, and away… A lonely child, Booksack full A crowded hallway A long sleaved shirt Camoflauged covers what’s hiding beneath the surface. On the surface a smile, grades pressed forward, priorities--- I must be perfect. In a room at night lights dim, stereo up, the boom boom boom covers the crying like the sh

Friendship
Friendship what does it mean to you? I know that I have a special friendship with someone... He and I have known each other for awhile now. I sometimes feel that he has and does use me. I know that he says he doesn't, but there are those days. We have shared alot in our lives... and I have been very, very supportive of him. Then I get shit on, well as I seee it. What is a friend to do, but love this person. He is my Male Bestest Friend. I have no reason at all to doubt his love and friendship... just sometimes he gives others credit for things. I am not asking to be his bright shining star 24/7/365.... just show me once in awhile that I mean more to him than just a generic satistic. Share with me a bit more so I know where I stand and how much I mean to you. So, ever have friend like that? What does Friendship mean to you? Comments are welcome..... I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY EARTHLY BEING, YOU ARE MY BESTEST MALE FRIEND....!

Nsfw
Normally I wouldn't post anything bitching about NSFW.. I try to remember to mark anything showing T & A approriately. But.... after having a tag I created marked NSFW this morning for NO fucking reason... has me just a bit peeved! There was NO TITS, ASS or COCK showing! What really gets me... is this tag is posted several times in my albums and only the most recent entry was flagged! I know who the 2 people are who viewed it before it was flagged and my message to you is.... 1) Grow the fuck up! This is an Adult Site....which means, I would assume that we are all Adults here! 2) It was not in my Default Album.... Enter at your own risk!!!! 3) If you think this pic is NSFW.... you need your head examined and you need to stay out of my photos!!!!

Bring Me Pain
Bring me pain please Sir Make me feel again Whip me, chain me, use me, and abuse me Just bring me pain Let me feel again for a while Watch the bruises bloom Under my snow white skin I need the pain Need to know I’m alive Need to feel if only for a short while So bring the pain please Sir Use whips of steel and braided leather As the welts raise and blood blooms I come alive loving the feeling Needing the pain Needing to feel again Craving the intense pleasure that comes As pain breaks and spreads over my body Sending me soaring out of this life Away from my pathetic body Into the night Only then do I truly live…

Everyone Please Help
I Only have a little over 1,300 more points to go before i can reach the next level. Please come and show love to help me reach it. I can't rate pics right now cause i have reached my limit for today, but if i reach the level or tonight i will make sure to return the love. For the people that show the most love i will buy you a gift to show my appreciation. : )

Survey
1. Your Name: Rebekah 2. Age: 27 (for a couple more months) 3. Favorite position(s)? missionary, doggy 4. Do you like cuddling afterwards? yes 5. Condom or skin? skin 6. Do you give Oral pleasures? yes 7. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? yes 8. Have sex on the first date? not usually 9. Would you kiss during sex? yes 10. Three some? yes 11. Anal yes/no? yes 12. How many times would you like to cum? as many as possible 13. Do you like fore play? yes 14. What is fore play to you? a little fun that gets me hot, horny, and wet 15. Can pictures be taken of the act? yes 16. Sexual act that you enjoy the most? 17. Have you ever used bondage? unfortunately, no 18. Do whips and chains excite you? yes 19. Does it turn you on when your partner dresses up? not really 20. Would you ever engage in anal intercourse? yes 21. What is the freakiest thing you have ever done? sex on a rooftop 22. What's more important: girth or length

My Life Is Taking On New Meaning
Just at the point of believing my Life is taking on new meaning, Finding the truth inside of myself I have searched hard to find. Giving in once again to a hope, a wish, that things will be different. Only to find myself once again destined for disaster, Discontentment and heartbreak. I continue to take the chance that things will be different. Must I need to feel Love always, where is my Love. I know not Love anymore and have not for a while. Beginning a new life, being the person I once was years ago. Finding Me once again, after living lies for so long. It was not hard to find Me, I have been there all along, but alone. Let Me live once again! Let Me LIVE! Dying inside trying to Live My life as I want, as I need. I will give to You, Myself, all of me. But can you accept Me. As I will accept You. Only if you will have Me. Will You Love Me? Life will only be worthwhile if You can. Anything else My Life remains a Lie. And I will NOT Live A Lie Anymore! I must find

What Does Your Birthdate Mean To Your Love Life?
Your Birthdate: July 2 You may watch someone from afar before you finally decide to make your move. It takes a long time for you to develop an attraction to someone. Generally, you prefer to pick who you love. Anyone who tries to rush you is in for some heartache. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 3 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 4 You are most compatible with people born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, and 29th of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

Three Women In A Sauna
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM. A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID......... WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!!

Dont Worry Be Happy!
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY LISTEN. LIFE IS SOMETHING THAT WE ALL SHOULD CHARISH DAY BY DAY SO LETS LIVE OUR LIFE WHY WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING WHEN IT TELLS YOU IN THA BOOK NOT TO WORRY.YOU SEE THATS WHY YOU SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE WALKIN AROUND LOOKIN ALL CRAZY TRIPPIN ON THEY ON FEET NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO WITH THEMSELVES YOU KNOW WHY?CUASE THEY DID NOT LIVE THEY LIFE NOW THIS IS ONE THANG YOU SHOULD ALWAYS UNDERSTAND WE ALL GOT TO GO SOMEDAY BUT DONT LEAVE FROM THIS EARTH WITH THA WORRIES OF THIS WORLD ON YOUR MIND LEAVE HEAR KNOWING THAT YOU HAVE LIVED YOUR LIFE TO THA FULLIEST YOULL EVEN LOOK YOUNGER SO DO YOURSELF A FAVOR DONT LET LIFE LIVE YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE. IM OUT YALL TAKE IT EAZY.THIS MY FIRST BLOG AND I FILL LIKE I HALF WAY KNOW WHAT IM DOIN BUT AM I WORRIED KNAW IM CHILLIN CAUSE AINT NOBODY GONE READ IT BUT AM I WORRIED KNAW IM JUST GONE LIVE MY LIFE IM REALLY GONE THIS TIME FOLKS GOOD BYE.CROOKED D A$$A$IN

Ya Right.
*When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning .... uphill BOTH ways .. yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! *But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good you've got it! *I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!! *There was no email! ! We had to actually write somebody a letter ... with a pen! Then you had to walk all the

Comcast Sucks
Our local cable company got bought out back in the summer and this fall we had a switchover to wonderful Comcast. The internet goes off and on.. it doesn't seem to be as fast. Last week they called and offered me a new box.. and for 11.95 more a month I would be able torecord movies and tv shows to DVD's and play them. Of course I knew she was wrong.. even asked her twice. I let them come out today to switch the boxes which obviously was not what the girl said.. it was DVR.. records to the hard drive. Its a month to month thing, so I figured I would let them install it andthen call and ask why it doesn't do what they said.. see if I can get them to lower the fees. SO today they installed it. And then this evening they shut OFF my internet. Why? because I had not paid my bill. Ummmmmm.. its not even due yet..lol. Idiots! At least they have it back on now.

Bad Things Happen.
I went to the door to see if daddy was home, an the damn thing wouldn't come open because of it being so cold out side, well I got pissed off an started to hit it when doing this a HUGE chunk of ice came down an hit my hand,,, which hurt like hell now it's starting to swell not sure if I broke it or not,, we'll see what tomorrow brings...

Just Thinkin'
So there's this guy, and his smile makes me smile, and the way he talks causes me butterflies, and it's the way he just "gets it". He makes me laugh when I am mad, and cheers me up when I am sad. He's been there to keep me strong and has shown me there is no fear. He was there helping me get through and is there when I'm right or wrong, offering comfort or wise words or just a laugh. He makes me happy. Yeah he was a big jerk, nothing is going to change that, it's happened and things usually happen for a reason, the universe is turning exactly like it is supposed to, whether we like it or not...and yeah it hurt but caring about someone isn't finding a person perfect, it's about seeing an imperfect person perfectly. So for those that may be wondering, maybe I'm not over him and maybe I don't want to be, sometimes there is nothing to do but listen to ones heart. And yes I know to be careful, it could happen again. But what fun is life if we don't take chances. He's important to

My Heart
Your Heart Is Red You're a passionate lover - you always have a huge fire in your heart. Too bad it's hard for you to be passionate about just one person! Your flirting style: Outgoing and sexy Your lucky first date: Drinks and dancing Your dream lover: Is both stable and intense What you bring to relationships: HonestyWhat Color Heart Do You Have?

Barking Dogs
I have one of those dogs that barks at everything (except what he should).. squirrels.. rabbits.. kids on bikes.. me..lol. He barks at his dish as soon as its empty.. hungry or not. I go to the bathroom he barks ... though I am not sure if its because he wants to go out everytime I go.. or whether he is telling me to quit peeing where he drinks. (why they drink out of toilets whn they have fresh water is beyond me..lol). So.. I got a collar for him a few years ago. And decided he needed a little reinforcement with it. This isn't a collar that shocks him. I got one that sprays citronella. They are supposed to be twice as effective as the shock ones. They work pretty well. He has not barked all day.. even when the cable guy was here. So if you have a dog that barks a lot.. try one. They really help. Makes him smell better too..lol

Shel Silverstein Said It Best
"I cannot go to school today," Said little Peggy Ann McKay. "I have the measles and the mumps, A gash, a rash, and purple bumps. My mouth is wet, my throat is dry, I'm going blind in my right eye. My tonsils are as big as rocks, I've counted sixteen chicken pox. And there's one more - that's seventeen! And don't you think my face looks green? My leg is cut, my eyes are blue- It might be instamatic flu. I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke I'm sure that my left leg is broke. My hip hurts when I move my chin, My belly button's caving in, My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained, My 'pendix pains each time it rains. My nose is cold, my toes are numb, I have a sliver in my thumb. My neck is stiff, my spine is weak. I hardly whisper when I speak. My tongue is filling up my mouth, I think my hair is falling out. My elbow's bent - my spine ain't straight. My temperature is one-o-eight. My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear, There is a hole inside my ear.

Oklahoma ( For Fun )
I have learned living in Oklahoma 1. Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air 2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Oklahoma. 3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Oklahoma plus a couple no one's seen before. 4. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites. 5. Onced and twiced are words. 6. It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy. 7. Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic. 8. People actually grow and eat okra. 9. Fixinto is one word. 10. There is no such thing as "lunch". There is only dinner and then there is supper. 11. Ice tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar! 12. Backards and forwards means "I know everything about you." 13. 'Jeet?' is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?" 14. You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is

A Story On How I Got The Name Jujuangel
As many as you know my name is Julie...Back when I was wayyyyyy younger and babysat. My friends daughter who was 2 at the time couldnt say Julie so she called me Juju..She is now 20 yrs old and still calls me Juju,her kids do too....Dang I feel old now...Just added the angel part cause I am a certified nurses aide,I enjoy helping people.

I Did Not Write This..sent To Me By A Ct Friend....thanks :-)
There's something about being Pushed up against a wall Your back flat up against it Staring straight into eyes that see through you Swallowing hard Waiting for your heart to start beating again There's something about Being pulled up by your hair Feeling that hand slink up your neck Into your tresses, close to the scalp Grabbing, gripping it, guttural sounds emitting from His lips The pain not nearly as strong as the urge To cry or bite a hole through your bottom lip There's something about Being bitten Especially on the back of the neck or nipple Feeling His teeth so close to piercing you Wondering, as you cry out, if He will, this time Wondering, if you're going to bleed for your Submission There's something about Being bent over the back of a chair, without warning Without pretense, without question Having your skirt flipped up, cool air hitting hot skin Your cheeks blushing, with the same color of your ass As He warms it with the striking of the palm o

Today Jan. 30th 2007
This is my first blog on CT. Im going to try to do one everyday....you will learn about my life,music,friends,ideas(good and bad). I will never name anyone directly in a bad way. I hope you'll be able to learn my moods, and maybe even try to understand and make sense of my heart,wit,chaos,random thoughts....and somewhere along the way..maybe, just maybe have a bit of fun. The things I write here are all ideas and opinions. To all the people that might read this...enjoy! ***Disclaimer***This blog that you just read is strictly my opinion. It contained my ideas, random thoughts, half-ass comments. And maybe even some hair brain remark that I might regret later. This blog is in no way meant to offend any race, color, sex, or sexual orientation. I’m just rambling….you’ll know when I’m serious and when I’m not…..hope you enjoy. Please comment!!

Why We Stay
when you come to the end of the road of the once amazing relationship why is it regardless of the problems accurred you just stay around even when it's OVER? what's up with that so many people stay in the worst situations and are so unhappy but feel they need to stay in the wreck they have found instead of finding a new way of finding the complete happiness they do deserve.Why holy shit, I don't get it anyone can throw some answers my way

At Nite I..
at nite at nite i lay and think of u hopin my wishes n dreams come true at nite i wonder can this be the end is this all that's left at nite i wish we could go to the way things were at nite i lay n did cry about the things that happened n how it all ended at nite i lay and think of us, i mean u n i at nite i realize there's no more us at nite i dream of us together again at nite i wish for us to be together again but in the mornin i realize it was all at nite

Introducing Me!!
I'm not sure what this NSFW thing is - how come so many people at work are here when they should be working?? lol Anyway, I'm new here and this is just to introduce myself, so I will keep it reasonably tame in case the boss or someone else is looking over your shoulder :) My name is Jo, and if you've seen my photos you'll know that my hair is bright red, hence the "Red" part of my name, the "Witch" is really a joke because my hubby Chris reckons I know what he is thinking before he does - but then he is only a man:). I can't show all my photos here, but my profile tells you how to see over 200 of them. Please do look, I would like you to, and please comment on them if you like them. I'm a complete slut for my husband, I dress to please him and give him anything and everything he asks for. I'm not submissive but I love to give, and he gives me all I want in return. I have been really overwhelmed at the response since we started this just six months ago - around 70,000 views so far,

How Could She Do This????
Wife Convicted of Poisoning Marine Husband With Arsenic for Life Insurance SAN DIEGO — A woman was convicted Tuesday of murdering her Marine husband with arsenic so she could cash in on his $250,000 life insurance policy, some of which she used to have her breasts enlarged. Prosecutors argued that Cynthia Sommer, 33, wanted a more luxurious lifestyle than she could afford on her 23-year-old husband's $1,700 monthly salary and saw his military life insurance policy as a way to "set herself free." In addition to the breast enlargement surgery, Sommer's friends and co-workers testified, she threw wild parties and had casual sex with multiple partners in the weeks after her husband's death and the payment of the insurance policy. Sgt. Todd Sommer was in top condition when he collapsed and died on Feb. 18, 2002, at the couple's home on the Marine Corps' Miramar base in San Diego. His death was initially ruled a heart attack. Tests of his liver later found levels of arsen

Lolol
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."

There’s A Rainbow That I’ve Found
There’s A mesmerizing Midwestern breeze that I’ve felt There’s A southern, seasoned, sultry, soul food spice that I’ve tasted There’s Exquisite earth moving disturbances making my piece-by-piece fall into 4ever There’s An infinite endless methodic beat reaching the eastern part of my drum There’s Spiritual hymns being hummed There’s Attractive verbs that curves across the skies like “Will You?” and “I Do” that gave promise for growth There’s The 4ever shared glares exchanged like hyphenated last names Then,………there became us Yeah, there’s a rainbow that I’ve found Within this surreal spectrum of countless possibilities I’ve found heaven’s comfort within the circumference of this wedding ring Letting things like fate dictate finding my own serene solidity Outstretched against the walls of a blue canvass Dances defining the numerous of cumulus clouds for miles in the distance It’s your appearance that invents amazement Your science that promotes hypotheses How

Goodsearch....please Actually Read!
Hey everyone. Here is a great new way to support Youth Against Poverty. Just use wwww.goodsearch.com as your search engine (it's powered by Yahoo) and every time you do a search, they donate a penny. Just be sure to use this link http://www.goodsearch.com/?charityid=831300 or enter "Youth Against Poverty" in the "Who do you GoodSearch for" box. To date, we've earned about $33. But, here's some inspiration. An elephant sanctuary has earned more than $2500! Just 500 of use searching four times a day will raise about $7300 in a year! Please download the toolbar or make it your homepage and tell everyone you know. It's so incredibly easy, there's no reason not to do it.

Ok, I Admit It. I Screwed Up.
For the beginning, refer to the " Damn, I used to be better at this" blog entry. This blog is the aftermath. So, hubby gets home and today I show him my now beautiful and fully cured caulk (Yes, Freak, that's caulk, not chalk.) job. His first question is, "Did you use the stuff that's in the caulk gun?" Yes, I did. He then proceeds to inform me that the stuff in the caulk gun is paintable caulk. (Ok, I'm thinking, what is your point?) Apparently, there are different kinds of caulk. Paintable caulk is for when you put up molding to seal the crack between it and the wall. There is a whole different kind of caulk for bathtubs and showers. Also, DAP apparently makes both types. Didn't know that. Thought caulk was caulk and Dap was the brand for bathrooms. So, ummm, shit. All that work and mess and I have to scrape it all out and redo it. But live and learn and frigging laugh for christ's sake. At least if you read my fuck ups, you will avoid making some of your own. Ha

The Origin Of Curing Ceremonies / Apache Legend
This his how ceremonies started among us for the curing of sick people. Long, long ago, the Earth was made. Then the One Who Made the Earth also planned for each person to have a piece of land that he could live on and call his own. Our people were living in one such place, but they didn't like that particular spot. So the One Who Made the Earth told them to move to a new location, and when they did, they slept well, and liked it, and lived in a good way. Then two men among them became sick and grew weaker and weaker day by day. The people didn't do anything for them because no one knew then about illnesses and how to cure them. The One Who Made the Earth said, "Why don't you do something for those two men? Why don't you say some words over them?" But the people had no knowledge of curing ceremonies. Four men among the people happened to be standing, one to the east, one to the south, one to the west, and one to the north. The One Who Made the Earth spoke to one of th

To My Friends....
Well, I do not want any of you to think I am being an ass, by not getting back to you. I am having some issues here at home, and it kinda sucks. When someone is dying, and you know it, how do you act? I mean when something goes from more than a year to any day, how do you act? I have had days of sadness, leading up to THE day, that is not here yet. I am glad for him to still be here, but should I be? I know he wants not to hurt, and not to be seen in this way. So on that I ask, should I be happy? I am happy, that he may have the chance to get better and be with us longer. I am sad that he has to go through this pain. I am sad that the family has to go through this pain. I cannot show my sadness, as I have to be the strong one. For my mom, for my sister, for anyone who needs me, I have to be strong. I am just tired, I cannot sleep, and I have so much other crap going on right now I do not know what to do. OK, I am done for now, sorry to have rambled on. PeAcE & LoVe -Matthew-

Nursery Rhymes We Didn't Have As Kids
Nursery Rhymes We Didn't Have as Kids Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ************ ******** MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. ************ ******** JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ************ ******** SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the Pie man unto Simon, "Pies, you Dumb Ass" ************ ******** HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. ************ ******** HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE

How Do You Decide Who To Marry? (written By Kids
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (Written by kids) (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10 (2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. - Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? (1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. - Camille, age 10 (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. - Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. - Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? (1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something

Fantasy #1
I awaken in a strange bed totally naked. I can't see anything, wait I am blindfolded. I can tell my eyes are open but I can't see. I reach to take the blindfold off but I can't I am tied up. My hands are above my head. I start to get afraid so I start thrashing around and that is when I notice my ankles are tied down too. Whoever did this to me has me spread-eagle on the bed and totally tied down. All I can move is my head..and to lift my ass off the bed. I must have been drugged because I fall back asleep while I am struggling. I awaken to the sensation of being watched. I know there is someone in the room with me but I have no idea. I don't even know if it is male or female. I can feel someone staring at me for what seems like ages but I don't know how long it has been. could be minutes could be hours. I can feel myself getting aroused just by being stared at. I am confused..should I be getting aroused. I can hear someone moving around in the room. He/She is g

Nerd Porn
Nerd Porn Auteur by Ernest Cline I've noticed that there don't seem to be any porno movies that are made for guys like me. All the porn I've come across was targeted at beer-swilling sports bar dwelling alpha-males Men who like their women stupid and submissive Men who can only get it up for monosyllabic cock-hungry nymphos with gargantuan breasts and a three-word vocabulary Adult films are populated with these collagen-injected liposuctioned women Many of whom have resorted to surgery and self-mutilation in an attempt to look the way they have been told to look. These aren't real women. They're objects. And these movies aren't erotic. They're pathetic. These vacuum-headed fuck bunnies don't turn me on. They disgust me. And it's not that I'm against pornography. I mean, I'm a guy. And guys need porn. Fact. "Like a preacher needs pain, like a needle needs a vein," Guys need porn. But I don't wanna watch this misogynist he-man woman-hater porn. I want por

Let She Without Sin Cast The First Stone
So our own little Birdy Drama Queen got my first Blog deleted... Oh well.. Its amazing what you can do when you put your mind to it.. I see they bothered you too, oh well all those wonderful thoughts of joy gone.. Well folks, I hope you don't take my rants about one stupid user make you think Drama. I just don't take her Drama.. I can be anyones best friend or in her case, worst enemy. I am glad to have met so many great friends from here and the other boards I post on.. Welcome to my BareNaked Ladies Friends.. I enjoyed our Cruise with the Ladies to the Turks and Caicos.

What Men Really Want!!!!
guys think that they want this fine ass girl who will cook clean and do as there told but if they ever find that girl they treat them like shit and end up not wanting them. if a girl wants to have sex all the time most dudes become bored. I t is really the chase that they love so much and when a women is independent is the sexiest thing. i love a girl who has no problem telling where to go and how to get there!!! Most guys problem is that they don't no themselfs they really don't know what they want in a women. people really need to take the time to get to know who they really are. not theperson they want to project. for everybody who actually took the time to read this thank you and please take the time to get to know yourself and ask yourlsef what do i want outof this life????

Consider A Woman
When I consider a woman, softness comes to mind. From tip to toe, their magic, compressed by nature into an exquisite form. Her aura, falling to a lip sensitive nape. Mother loving eyes brightened by lips that shape our moods. Shoulders, on which to cry or comfort with hugs. Breast, those nourishing breasts, for young and old, for bold teasing or hidden as treasures. Life giving hips, the essence of a woman, from there all springs forth and casts out allure for our attention. Who would doubt the strength of limbs, magnified in high heeled beauty attracting our manhood, holding our world. Yes, she is soft, but do not underestimate her strength and omnipotent power, when you Consider a Woman.

Senses Of You
Music, a velvet whisper, or your voice? Desire, torment, or your touch? Rose, myrrh, or your bouquet? Ambrosia of the gods, or your taste? An angel, Venus, or your radiance? It was the passion and desire of my heart!

Proof I Dont Like You!!!!
ok there was something written here that would have got this account deleted and me running for the border to get away from the feds so i deleted it!But it involved this wonderful scene lol well what can i say i'm a vampire at my core..... I need that sweet taste of blood! i swore i would only do it when the moon is full but i just need that taste! but well i need to taste that sweet tang again so i will have to go hunting i think! ok time to be serious i think.... i'm getting pissed cos im being controlled by my demons and i don't like it! but i don't want to lose them! so i just keep my mouth shut and well ignore it..... but i feel so cold inside and well it hurts! and what can i say!... its just not good to feel this way! oh and there is some one on fucking livespaces that i hate! you prolly don't even know who you are? your a fucking shit! and im sick of even saying hello!..... dark gods i just hope you die painfully!..... very painfully! but then you think your life sucks

Parton Vs. Queen Elizabeth
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.The angel said "Unfortunately, there*s only one space in Heaven today so I must decide which of one of you will be admitted."The Angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly took off her top and said,"Look at these, they*re the most perfect breasts God ever created,and I*m sure it will please God to be able to see them every day,for eternity."The Angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question. The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushes it,without saying a word.The Angel immediately said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven."Dolly was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God*s own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to m

In A Woman's Eyes
In A Woman’s Eyes There is something about a woman’s eyes Plucked from the heavens, stolen from the skies There could be a twinkle, a sparkle or shine Look deep within them and get lost in time As beautiful as a sunset, accenting a smile Glowing like evening and lasting for miles Mirrors of time and lessons that are learned They gaze into your heart making fires burn They speak in volumes without uttering a word Wanting and longing, feelings unheard Full of compassion and beauty and grace They are the windows of a beautiful face Look into her eyes and see the one you adore When walking away, you stop and want more As are the treasures not measured by wealth For its there in her eyes that you find yourself

Pit Bulls
PITBULL GENOCIDELETS STOP MAN'S BEST FRIEND FROM BECOMING ONE OF MAN'S RECENT MEMORIESThere is currently a bill going through that will ban the dog breed pitbulls from the United states. A breed who has gotten a very bad name, of all dog bites from all breeds of dogs, pitbulls rated number 4 FROM THE BOTTOM. So to eradicate a species based on something that is not the fault of its own, like any animal it learns to adapt to its environment. Any one who owns a pit bull know that he breed is one of loving and caring nature.Breed / Percentage of BitesMixed Breeds - 34%Shepherds - 7%Labs - 7%Rottweilers - 6%Boxers - 4%Chows - 3%Pit Bulls - 2%As you can see, pit bulls are extremely low on the list compared to other breeds which do not have the negative reputation which society has given pit bulls. Approximately 77% of all dogs pass the temperment test, while a whopping 95% of pitbulls pass. As a breed the pitbull does better on the temperment test than retrievers, labs, dalmations, and almo

Iraq Bound!!!
To all my cherries out there in cherryland, I wanted to let you know that duty has called!!! I'm headed to Iraq!!! I solicit your prayer's, for those that believe insuch, for me and the troops. Keep it real back in the states. I shall return!!!

Wednesday ... Jan. 31
Another busy day. I need to drive over 75 miles to my home office to have my laptop looked at by our techs. I also need to get to a breakfast meeting first thing this morning to discuss last minute activities before our fundraising kickoff tomorrow morning. And then rush back home to pick up my son by 11:30 am since he has a half day of school today. So little time in my day and so much to do.

The Beginning Of An End ... If Only ...
This article can be found at http://www.americandaily.com/article/12389. I just thought it was interesting among other things. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did. Home of the Brave? By John Steinsvold (03/14/06) Economists concede that economics is an inexact science. What does that mean? Perhaps it means their economic forecast is better than yours or mine. Recently, economic indicators have been rising and people have their fingers crossed. Economists have given us reason to hope that the job market will improve and that the stock market will continue on a steady climb. Yet, the newspapers continue to report more layoffs and more jobs going overseas. Meanwhile, our economy is getting more and more complex. We associate complexity with progress for some ungodly reason. The following problems, however, have become inherent in our economy. What does that mean? It means they will be around for a while: Needless poverty, unemployment, inflation, the threat of depression,

Love For Your Mother!
After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman >>> out >>> to dinner and a movie. She said, "I love you, but I know this other >>> woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you." >>> >>> The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my mother, who has >>> been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three >>> children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. >>> >>> That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. >>> >>> "What's wrong, are you well," she asked? >>> >>> My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or >>> a >>> surprise invitation is a sign of bad news. >>> >>> "I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you," I >>> responded. "just the two of us." >>> >>> She thought about it for a moment, and then said, "I would like that >>> very much." >>> >>> That Friday after work, as

The Package
Clever got me this far Then tricky got me in Eye on what i'm after I don't need another friend Smile and drop the cliche 'Till you think I'm listening I take just what I came for Then I'm out the door again Peripheral on the package Don't care to settle in Time to feed the monster I don't need another friend Comfort is a mystery Crawling out of my own skin Just give me what I came for, then I'm out the door again Lie to get what I came for Lie to get just what I need Lie to get what I crave Lie and smile to get what's mine Eye on what i'm after I don't need another friend Nod and watch your lips move If you need me to pretend Because clever got me this far Then tricky got me in I'll take just what I came for Then I'm out the door again Lie to get what I came for Lie to get what I need now Lie to get what I'm craving Lie and smile to get what's mine Give this to me Mine, mine, mine Take what's mine Mine, mine, m

Hmmm Is This Really Me?
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM83%A Romantic65%Sex God63%Virgin38%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

Dignity, Compassion, Civil Rights Shot Dead By Fl Police, Film At 11
Earlier this week, a 21-year-old Florida woman who had been raped was arrested by the police to whom she was reporting the assault, denied bail, and jailed for two days, on the basis of an outstanding warrant for a juevenile offense. While in custody, she was prevented from taking a legal, FDA-approved morning-after pill because that conflicted with a jail medical supervisor's personal religious beliefs. The nature of the outstanding warrant? Failure to pay a fine, which the woman's lawyer says she had, in fact, paid. Any comment I could make here would be superfluous. St. Petersburg Times story

What Alcoholic Drink Does Your Sex Life Most Resemble?
Margarita! Your sex life mostly resembles a Margarita – You are passionate and imaginative and you have a very spontaneous sex life. You are likely to do (or have done to you) a lot of things on a whim. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

I'm Hating The Winter...dreaming Of The Summer!
Well here it is..the last day of January in cold ass Pennsylvania! We've been lucky so far with a pretty mild winter, but still I can't wait for it to be over. I think i must have seasonal depression. Everything just looks like a headache outside...no leaves..no green..just gray and funky. I live in such a beautiful place when it's in bloom! So to get me through the remaining weeks I've started planning my summer! I think my kids are going to the camp run by our school district. It's super afordable only like $80/child for 5 days a week for 6 weeks! That such a good deal. It goes from 8:30 am - 11:30..! My friend Josie's kids are going too so we can take turns driving! Our pool opens at noon..so it works out great! I can't wait for the lazy days at the pool! To just lay there in the hot sun...I love it! The kids are getting so much older so then can swim without me having to be in the pool with them! We only got to the shore once last summer..so I really plan to go more t

Better Story Then The First
Laying here in the dark pondering thoughts in my head i want so bad to hold you i crave to feel you deep inside me all though you are laying next to me seems we are miles away thoughts deeper then the depths of darkness Finally sleep over comes me In the wee hours of the morning something awakens me its your hand stroking my hair gently your body pressed against me. I feel the warmth and the hardness growing against me i feel your lips pressed softly on my neck and a whisper sayin baby make love to me. reachin over me u place your hand on pubic line i slowly turn over and spread my legs as u lower your hand your hand brushes against my piercing, sending shivers up my spine. i quiver as you rub my clit gently. you insert two fingers in to my pussy and i take u'r cock in my hand stroking u'r firmness. slowly i sit up and push you away, holding you to keep u from sitting up i reach to the side of the bed, and to your surprise i bring out a pair of handcuffs. i cuff y

***** ***** ** W & W ** ***** *****
My mind erased as I nibble Leaving marks all over his body I kiss and suck his ear in and out I inhale his heat My tongue - a sponge that soaks up his tasty body skin wet and wild I glance up to welcome his pleasure I kiss his closed eyes

Why?
Here I was sitting, minding my business when "the certain someone" ( see previous blogs) comes online. We haven't really talked in a week. He's been gone since December 8th and we really haven't talked much at all. So, he gets on yahoo, turns his cam on and what do I do??? I lose it. My walls come down right along with the tears. Why? How in the holy hell could I allow one person to have so much power over me? I see him and my heart stops. He smiles, and my heart skips 2 beats right before it melts. I hate loving him from such a distance. I miss him and I know I won't see him again for a long time. I have this damn torch that I carry and when I see him, it gets heavier. When we go for a long time without talking.. I am actually ok. I guess seeing him is like living through his departure over and over again. I have no idea where I stand with him sometimes. I wonder if I am holding on for nothing. I keep saying I am letting go, but I cant. I dont want to. On a lighter note.. I love m

( . ) ( . ) The Time ,is.....( . ) ( . )
Time Passes He comes again My fantasies rewarded I can't wait I hunger for his desires I want my lips all over him I want to feel numb outside and warm and tingly inside I want to journey far away Bringing with me This potent food of sex

A Night To Remember
Here you are, come and sit with me I don't really want to talk I just need you to be with me Being here in my Haven, Oh can't you see? My Darling, you are precious to me It is here that I dwell A Haven away from it all A place to be free and yet I’m so lonely... needing you and your warmth your love that warms me inside something I need so much Darling I hunger for your touch Let's make it a night A night to remember Let’s make it a night That will last forever…

Who Mourns My Loss
Who mourns my loss? As they lower me into the ground, who stands to see they don’t drop me. Who over sees that they cover my casket right, and not leave it open for wild animals to ravage. Did anyone even check to see if I was really gone? The mortician’s cold deft hands, working to prepare the body for internment. Cutting here and there, dragging parts out and filling areas with other things, placing the body in its suit for all eternity. No one came to view the body as it lay in state. No one said he was such a good friend, or great person to have around when in need. Who sat vigil over the body as it lay in the funeral home waiting for internment? The dirt is cold as it covers the casket. The workers leave, and all is silent now, with just a little wind blowing. Weeks pass, and no one comes to place flowers on the grave, just weeds blooming. Who will clear the weeds and wipe the dust from the headstone? Night falls, and still no one comes. Did anyone actually check to see if

Most Seductive Look Contest
hey friends an family an fans i am in a contest for the most seductive look help me win by comment bombing my photo the one with the most comments wins it ends wed the 7th ,, remember u can comment on my photo as much as u want here is the the photo link an tyv much ! luv ~HAT~

A Pitbulls Prayer
YOU MADE ME WHAT I AM TODAY, COURAGE AT ITS BEST. YOU WANTED ME TO KNOW NO FEAR, A CUT ABOVE THE REST. NOT ONLY DID I MASTER THAT, I'VE THROWN IN LOYALTY, TOO. LOOK PAST MY EYES INTO MY SOUL, YOU KNOW I'D DIE FOR YOU. I'LL WATCH YOUR KIDS, I'LL WATCH YOUR HOUSE. YOUR PRAISE WILL BE MY CROWN ASK WHAT YOU WILL I'LL DO MY BEST. I'LL EVEN BE YOUR CLOWN. BUT SOME OF YOU DON'T LIKE ME, I'M SURE I DON'T KNOW WHY. THE ONLY THING I'M GUILTY OF IS COURAGE, LOVE, AND TRY. BUT STILL THEY WANT TO SEE ME GO; THEY WANT MY BREED TO END. WILL I SEE YOU SITTING IDLY BY? YOU, WHOM I CALL A FRIEND? YOU MADE ME WHAT I AM TODAY, YOU NEVER SAW ME WAIVER. I'VE DONE MY BEST TO KEEP YOU SAFE. WON'T YOU PLEASE RETURN THE FAVOR.

Hard Times
I had a hysterectomy a week ago and am heeling ok.I am in lot of pain from it still(thank god for loratabs).I had my staples removed today and the doctors had to clean the incision since it had small infection nothing serious though then they put some tape over it to hold it closed since all of it hasnt closed yet.So on top of me getting better from my surgery I am dealing with the fact my grandmom is dying.Her heart is bad and her doctors cant do any more for her.It is only a matter of time before I get the call that she has passed away.My heart is breaking over this.I love that woman and will miss her.I love you michael.Thank you for being my rock.

How I Feel About You
How i feel about you, is really true. The feeling i have inside, just wants me to be by your side. I dream about you every night, just thinking about you feels so right. Sitting by you, holding you. Just tell me, we are the two. As i've been told, your the key to my soul. You'll always be in my heart, until we die. Telling you the truth, and never a lie. How i feel about you, is so so true. Dreaming and loving you and so much more, you'll always remain in my heart forever more

The Fate Of Sylvia Browne Part 2
1/31/2007 Hello all: Well between "And The Rest Of The Secret" and the recent Sylvia Browne dilemma my mail box is literally exploding with all sorts of feedback. It is impossible for me to answer every one of you personally so I picked a few interesting topics and will share them with you. Again remember I am not here to bash anyone including Sylvia Browne, I am much too confident and secure with myself to do so with anyone. I am here to expose the truth and as mentioned many times before people can only relate to me because of their experiences, education and most of all their natal UCI (or Unique Celestial Identity). You may perceive my work negatively because all of the above but it seems that people do not read my newsletter to the end or with an open mind and let their own ego or fears interfere with my message. So read my work objectively, use common sense and don't let your own personal feeling interfere with your good cold, and critical judgment. Realize tha

A Tear Drop
So little is a tear drop Yet so much love it unfolds It can reveal secrets untold The depth of one soul An overflow of either passion Agony or a celebration Of aquired desires or dreams One little tear drop means So much and tells a story Of love a broken heart memory Past or a one moment in time Feelings words can't define From overwhelming joy or pain The abundance it holds stands All in one little tear drop From the treasure the endless over flowing fountain of a loving heart.

Words...
Have you ever met someone that when they looked into your eyes you felt that they where piercing you right to the very center of your soul? Seeing all your deepest darkest fantasies. You know ... that part of you that you have never shared with anyone. Yet this person seems to know them all without your having to say a word. And you feel like you are completely exposed. That thought is very erotic. Now I don't know what kinds of things you think about ... as you recall all those wonderful feelings ... while you read this, But I wonder if it went something like this.... Was it as if there was a cord of light connecting you to them? And as you went inside and began to ... melt with the warmth of that connection, you felt as though you where looking at your future ... like your future was right in front of you. The more you began to.... listen carefully and ... really look and ...hang on every word. It was as if the rest of your environment just started to disappear with the passion of

100 'have You Ever...'s Yeah - I'm Bored!
1. Made out for more than 3 minutes? Yeah 2. Slept in a different bed? Yeah 3. Made out in a movie theatre? Umm, I think so. 4. made out with 2 different people in one night? Yeah - I was in high school though...then there was this other time .... adventerous drunken adventures 5. Thought your cousin was hot? She was like barely family, like 12th cousin butyeah. 6. Been in love? Yeah... 7. Slept? I'd hope so! 8. Taken a shower with the opposite sex? Yeah 9. Gone over the speed limit? Many times 10. Painted your room? Not since I lived with my parents but yeah. 11. Drove a car? Many of them - my jeep is still my favorite though. 12. Danced in front of your mirror? I'd rather not admit this but yeah. 14. Been dumped? yeah 15. Stole money from a friend? No - from parents yeah lol but that was back in the day. 17. Been in a fist fight? Yeah, but a lot of them were when I played hockey. 18. Snuck out of your house? Yeah, a few t

Feb 16-?????
Just wanted to let my friends and my fans know that I am going to be away from the site in Feb. for a couple of weeks. I am having a boob job!!!! I can't wait! I will try to keep everyone posted on how things are going. Yes, I will be posting new pics after the surgery and they are all healed up. Kisses Dana

Installing Husband
INSTALLING HUSBAND Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate Dear Desperate: First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works a

Power Of Desire
The difference between possible and impossible is primarily a function of desire. The desires that you nourish, maintain, support and follow will largely determine the reality of your life. When your strongest desire is to build a successful business or career, and when you can maintain that desire for as long as it takes to make it a reality, then it will happen. When your strongest desire is to be comfortable and take the easy way out in every situation, that will come to pass as well, though not much else will. Your desires are yours to follow or to abandon as you please. No one can force you to want something. No one can force you to give up your desire. The power of your desires is under your control. Consider the desires that govern your behavior from moment to moment. Where are they pushing you? They represent a powerful force that will indeed determine the quality of your life. Keep that in mind and you decide which desires to follow and fulfill. Harness your desires

What Do You Think?
Alright tomorrow is Thursday Feb 1st and at 12:15pm I have a hair appointment. I want a cut, dye job and highlights. Now I dont know what I want to do. My hair is down to my ass I havent had a professional dye job in 2 years or more. So I need some idea from you my friends. Now I have always been a blond so do I go back or do I change things up a bit. Now hightlight I need ideas. Hair cuts I need ideas. I know you guys all love me and right now is when I could use your help. My bf doesnt want me to have short hair but guess what I dont want short hair eather. So please leave me some ideas and tomorrow we will just have to wait and see what happens. Thank you all and wish me luck Stay at home mom ~Member of K.O.T.~ P.S I will add a few pics of how long my hair is in a album called old and new.

My Computer!!
01/31/07.....6:00PM. I just got my computer back!! This has been a "bad" seven day run for me and my PC!! McAfee screwing up and Yahoo Messenger went along for the ride!! Real rats nest!! All seems well now!! Wallet light $100.00!!

I Guess I'm Not Wanted...
Is it wrong to be scared? I think not. So in the same case.. is it wrong to get scared and act a bit rash? I think not. So... heres what happened... my dad just.. al the sudden bursts in my room to check something.. and he scared me..alot. So as calmly as i could in my slightly shaken state i said 'can't you knock?' And he took offense to it. He then left in a huff.... and told mom. The all knowing, all feared mother from hell. She comes rushing in my room going 'can't you be more respectful?' and starts yelling at me.. and then slams my door shut. I tried to apologize.. really i did. but all i get is.. 'you get on my nerves, i don't want to talk to you.' Is it wrong... to be scared? Should i get scared when someone burst in my room without warning? Yeah, its natural... now if i knew before hand that he'd be coming, i wouldn't have said a thing...but to just get.. you get on my nerves, i don't want to talk to you.... it was a tad overwhelming.. It was horrid to

My Man...........
Known for 16 yrs was my very first boyfriend Is fine super Funny an AMAZING LOVER such a GENTLEMEN TATTOOED Experienced Down for HONESTY! Goes deep in me TALKS SWEET LOVES ME A LIBRA (like me) Knows me compatible with 100 % Loves his Popsicles GUNS Family LOVES HIS NIECE N NEPHEW A TRUE Friends A REAL MAN has the most handsome body ever! I LOVE HIS CHEST! its mine! Well when you feel this way about somebody you should try to keep that alive! I love my man and the orgasms he gives me........ and that I will stive to keep alive and love him as he deserves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOREVER! I LOVE MY HUCkLEBERRY KRIS as I cannot get enough of himmmmmmmmmmmm (in me!) SheiL.A.

I Got Beef Heh
So Let me start off my rant k. MORPHING PICTURES- What are you hiding people? I mean jesus, some of them should not even morph to the real person!!! it is quite scary! some of them are frightful. Stop with morphing pictures please, if u like it, then morph into another pictures of yourself.. SHOUTBOX- Dudes come on show some class already would you please. Do you honestly think by saying Sit on my face, or I want to spank your ass, I am gonna blush and want to jump in bed with you, or cyber, or any of that?? well guess again. MY PICTURES- Yes there are alot of *tease*(some call them that) sexy pictures, but that doesn't make me a hoochie!! I am proud of my body now, I was never under 190 lbs pretty much from 15 yrs old up untill i was 24 I am 139 now and loving life... so when I hear the well if u don't want the pervs all over you dont show the pictures SCREW THAT I am not going to hide because a few men can't get the pleasure they so desperatly need that they surf th

Real Friends
I'm tired of having person's that are my "real friends" always come on but then they try to hide their name so i think they are gone. im not playing dumb games anymore i dont care who you are if u have time to ignore me then u have time not to be my friend and i dont have time for stupid shit like that so as i see this happening its over no matter how close we might be this is for everyone i know new or old, the games are now over!

8 Minute Dating
If you have ever thought about doing this event in your community, here is a testimony that it works!! :D (from my friend Lisa)... You know that I host 8minuteDating events. Well, look at this success story! Want to be the next one? We have our biggest events of the year in a few weeks! "Lisa, I was talking to Chris and he suggested I tell you how your service does in fact work. After meeting Mindie S. last September at your "football fans" event at the Legends bar we have been together every day since. We are also getting married in Italy on May 8th. Feel free to use us a a success story as my life would not be this complete without those 8 minutes (that is why we are getting married on the 8th, couldn't wait for 8-8-08). Thanks again, Rex A." Have you ever dared to attend such an event???? I would love to hear your pros & cons about it.

Shoutbox
Hello my lovely Cherry Friends If you shout at me through my shoutbox and I don't respond..I'm not ignoring you...I sometimes gets swamped with shouts and I just can't respond... please... leave me messages instead. I promise to get back to you with in a day or so. I just started a new job.. so I'm not gonna be on here as much... but I still want to make new friends..and chat... so leave me messages... :D xoxoxox Glenna

To All My New Friends
I just got a cherry blast guys i am sorry that i have not got a chance to show everybody luv but i will. Thanks for everthing guys ttyl plzzz dont forget to make me your fan i have pics cumming soon for all of my fans

Affections Of My Heart
Affections Of My Heart by BlueWolf Having thoughts of you As I am writing today I do care so much more Than my words can say Still it's through my pen Where I try to provide The warmth you give me From the feelings inside It was from the first hello To loving you no less My feelings have grown Into pleasures I express Those constant thoughts Words I often impart So special you became In affections of my heart.........

Adult Fairy Tales
ADULT FAIRY TALES CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m . The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" " I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, Peter,

Please Help Me Out!!
Hey Friends and Fans and Family.. I'm in a Contest done by my friend who's kick Ass!! 'LatinoHeat//Sincity Enforcer' Check him out!! He's doing a contest for the girls that he's made CherryTap Magazine covers for. WHich i'm in one.. So I need your help to Win a Blast.. It would be Awesome!! Click the Link and Vote Please.. http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=100347&albumid=136577&i=581431096 Lot of Love SexySherry xoxoxo

Two Hardest Words To Say
Why is it the hardest thing to do Is to tell someone that you have done them wrong To apologize and ask forgiveness Should be easy But those words are the hardest to say Even if they are meant They never come easy "I love you" flows off the tongue Seemly to make everything alright But there are two words That could easily stop the fight Flowers are great But the gesture fades away So why is it so hard for me to say the words I know you long to hear the look you in the eyes and say "I SORRY?"

The Guy Code
What the fuck is the deal??? Why do people feel the need to talk to me in the bathroom? I went in to a public bathroom today, and while i was in there some dude came in there to do his business too...ok...cool right? whatever right? fuck no. this sperm bank reject decides to tell me his life story while i'm tryin to "drain the main vein." the guy even takes the stall right next to me!!! YOU ALWAYS LEAVE A BUFFER SPOT!!! ALWAYS!!! Do you see a fuckin couch here?...i said to the man.....do i look like dr fuckin phil?...i asked him....and the assbag kept on yappin...so i said ok dude...you've forced my hand........and i peed on his leg......i go to court next wednesday....

Gotcha Thinkin!?!?!
Let me try this out and see if I still got it, What? never lost it, this as a hobby, don't need a paycheck to feel it. Lyrical assassin, verbal blastin' how many will fall? 1 victim, 2 victim 3 victim 4, want more? Ok here it goes how's this? its been a long time since I had to let loose up in this bitch, speaking of which. Which bitch wanna test this? You? maybe You? Nah not you? Can't be. Lets do this. I'm making them shitty big titties ass for days, mid - west, to west, east coach bitches whatever I'll slay. Who thought I was playing well they found out this ain't no X-Box, did I not say '07 was the year dumb asses would kick rocks? I don't care about what nigga chasing you banging hoops and 1 is the count, I ain't the one to test, cause you'll fail fuckin with me no doubt. Indian up police bitches ... from the south I bend bitches... bi the time you figure this out bitches you'll be wishing bitches. you never crossed my path, here's what

" I Am Happy"
"I am happy" The red winter roses hue, brightens the blue, white sky, as I lay beneath , looking up from the snow angels I make they glisten in the sun like bright diamonds. Joyful, laughing children run past, free and loving there is nothing as sweet. I am happy and warm. 01-29-07 J.R.A.F.

Dead
im as dead as dead could be i have no heart i have no soul they were taken from me both by different peoplehy heart was taken a long time ago it wasnt by any one person it was taken by all the guys who thought they could use me my soul was taken by someone i thought cared about me but alas i was wrong again i started to care about that person and then shortly realized he wanted someone else so now im dead dead as dead can be

The Cat Says It's Boring.
Things I learned last night: The difference between a perfect martini and a dirty martini. One tongue can put a lot of saliva in my nostrils. : A well-placed flick of the fingers can snap my toes in half. There is a boy out there who is \"perfect\" for me. He will have to be beaten on a regular basis. Pies with nuts in them are MINE ALL MINE. I have really good aim. I have very realistic, well thought-out reasons for my spiritual beliefs and practices. Going to sleep at 1am when you have to open the next day is a bad idea. I like it when Klunk inspects something and declares it, \"Brdrdrweh.\" I really am not certain what it means in kitten-babble, but my guess is \"boring.\" Could everyone welcome my dear friend: Faithfulcynic@ CherryTAP Please? Rates & comments & Cherry love!

Lost Some Pinach
Since it was pretty quiet tonite. Nobody really said anything. I thought I'd just ramble in here. american idol was boring.. I'm kinda getting tired of TV.. Maybe its just old age speakin. Oh well.. I was at work and it was better than the other day. I don't like thinking about what i'm going to eat for lunch everyday..its kind of annoying. CT is kinda winding down for me too. Its losing its pinach like it used to be. Again idk if that is cause nobody really talks on here and justs wants votes.. Idk.. I'll just get some sleep and hope tomorrow is better.. Have a great night everybody. Timmy~~~~~~

Friend
FRIENDS How Many Friends? The old man turned to me and asked "How many friends have you?" Why 10 or 20 friends have I, And named off just a few... He rose quite slow with effort And sadly shook his head "A lucky child you are To have so many friends," he said But think of what you're saying There is so much you do not know A friend is just not someone To whom you say "Hello" A friends a tender shoulder On which to softly cry A well to pour your troubles down And raise your spirits high A friend is a hand to pull you up From darkness and despair... When all your other "so called" friends Have helped to put you there A true friend is an ally Who can't be moved or bought A voice to keep your name alive When others have forgot But most of all a friend is a heart A strong and sturdy wall For from the hearts of friends There comes the greatest love of all!!! So think of what I've spoken For ever

Me..summed Up Into Words.
I never pity myself or expect other people to do so for me. The reason why, is because I know there’s always going to be something worse out there than what I’m ever going through. I know I’m young and I have many more years to live. Truth be told, the thought of it scares the shit out of me. The things I have gone through, I should not have to have gone through within the short life I have so far lived. I guess to some extent I’m responsible for it, allowing myself to be exposed to things that the average person my age would not have learned about until their later years. Fact is though, I do not regret having learned from all I’ve been through because I know all of it is who and everything I am. I’ve tried to convince myself that al truly did have that everlasting positive outlook on me where I’ve become completely comfortable with myself but there are times where I do sit down and cry. Times where I do not feel like I’m good enough. I try to stand strong with my head up but of cours

Memories
I love the music of Sara McLachlin...this song brings back memories of a past time. What is a memory?..you know..whilst somebody lives in our memory..they are not dead..merely around the corner. I refuse to tell anybody I will not remember themmfor to me that is like wishing them dead..and I have not that right ...enjoy the song..and its message..live life..don't let it pass you by... Music Video:I WILL REMEMBER YOU (by Sarah McLachlan)Music Video Code provided by VideoCodeZone.Com

High Blood Presure
i just wanted to stop by and tell everybody that im sorry for not being on and i might not be on for awhile i went to the doctor cause of chest pain and pain in my left arm found out i have high blood presure of 183 over 98 so if you care about me at all people please pray for me i need some help to get threw this honestly im scared because i know where high blood presure can lead to so thats why it scars me ill try to be back on later i hope

I Know This Is Annoying, But Like I Care, Its What I Feel.
I feel that one day, I'll leave. I'm told that whatever needs to be done for me to stay will be done, but that's not fair for another individual involved in this. I might back down for them. For him. But, will this kill him? I don't know what to do.

You Know What I Hate?
When you meet someone, and you can't get them out of your head. You just want to be with them everyday, and when your not with them, you miss them. . . . I also hate when that guy told you they broke up with their girlfriend just to get you there so he can fuck you. Then time after time he says that again, but you never catch it untill it's to late. To late because, you really start to like him. You really want a relationship with this person. . . He's got your thoughts, you think he's getting your heart. . . . . . . . . . . . . But your still to scared to let him fully in your life. . . . . . . . . . . .Then there's always that day. That cold dark day when you find out the truth. . . . . . You find that all them times he ever said that he left his girlfriend he never did. . . . All those times that he wanted you to hang out he only wanted sex. . . . . . . . . . All those time's you helped him cheat on his girlfriend who didn't do a damn thing wrong to him. . . . . . . . All them

Go Gentle Into That Dark Night...
or how does that go??? lol.... At any rate, Mike's updated message when I finally was able to get back in... 2007-02-01 05:53:27 site is slowly coming back online.. please be gentle for awhile. :-D -mike

So Hard.....
Life can be so hard at times. But then something jumps out at you to remind you that you are here for a reason. For me, its my daughter and my boyfriend. Both mean the world to me, and if it wasnt for them I probably wouldnt be here! Ive had a pretty shitty life in the past and I was always one who thought about death, leaving this unkind world, leaving all of the people behind that have hurt me. But then, I gave birth to my daughter and a light was shown in front of me. And just when I thought things couldnt get any better, my boyfriend comes into my life. He makes me the happiest girl alive. If only I knew how to explain to him how I truly feel. Sometimes I even feel as if Im not good enough for him. Or that Im not pretty enough. I guess the lack of any self esteem has something to do with that. I dont know.... All I know is that I thank God every day for my blessings! Life is something you must learn to cherish...and I have learned to cherish mine.

Ask And You Shall Recieve...
I played hookey yesterday. Didn't go into work. I blamed it on a stomach ache. So this morning guess what woke me up. You got it! Sharp pains in my stomach and I even threw up! What's up with that? I guess my body is trying to tell me I'm a bad person for not being truthfull and going to work. But now that I don't feel well, I came in. How intelligent is that?

And I Dream
Peace....the deep feeling of empty space combined with joy, a night of sleep where all of your troubles are simply washed away for a few hours. This morning I write of a simple place, a place where my body lifts itself above the earth and I look down upon my bed......And I Dream. Dream with me this morning as I reach to once again touch those who read me. I release my hands from their evening's grip on my pillow and with coffee in hand, my rested fingres touch their home on my keys as I write...... And I Dream Each night I lie down on a bed of lessons, learned from today. My head falls gently upon my pillow, made from memories yet to be created. I close my weary eyes And I dream… Of an angel’s touch upon my body with a kiss of feathered wings and the softness of skipping rocks across a glasslike lake. Of bubblegum kisses from lips as soft as clouds. With an inner peace found only in deep sleep, my body turns, try

The Meeting
The Excitement swells in your chest , the wait is so long you two shall meet soon and all the mystery is laid to rest. Will it be lust or love or will there be anything at all? Will he grab you and take you in his arms or will he politley kiss your cheek. Will you still ache for his touch when your near him finally ? Or will that ache be a pain ?. The passion you both felt through all the weeks of talking, emailing, will it be real ? You hope you both feel what has grown in your hearts but the physical reality will be here soon . Will it all fade in an instant or grow faster and with all the passion and fire you you felt before.Will you embrace and never want to let it end ? Never stop feeling what your heart has developed and what your body aches for ? It all happens so fast when it arrives but the wait is soo long Soon You will know . Just a thought that ran thru me this morning I was just thinking of all the romances that have started online and possibly continued or ended .

Comlete
With you I am mesmerized. Just a look in your eyes to realize. This is where I want to be. Next to you. In your space. Within your beautiful heart. The place I find comfort and peace. Since you came into my life a lot has been better. You come to me in dreams. Revealing a promise of truth. One of the same love I share with you. No more worries. Just taking this one day at a time. Wanting to hold you close. To sleep in your embrace. Im beginning to realize so much. All at once. In a sense it feels like you complete me. I have never smiled as much as I do. With you.

I Feel Alive Again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It felt wonderful to be playing again after all these years. To hear us, you would have almost never had known it had been 7 long years. I was nowhere near as rusty as I had feared. Sore now yes but it is a good kind of hurt. The fire is rekindled & the burn is turning bright once more. After being asleep for so long it is fuckin awesome to be back in it. The beast has awakened, time to come out & play..... Rock And Roll - Led ZeppelinIt's been a long time since I rock and rolled,It's been a long time since I did the Stroll.Ooh, let me get it back, let me get it back,Let me get it back, baby, where I come from.It's been a long time, been a long time,Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time. Yes it has.It's been a long time since the book of love,I can't count the tears of a life with no love.Carry me back, carry me back,Carry me back, baby, where I come from.It's been a long time, been a long time,Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.Seems so lo

Coffee Anyone???
This is one day that is already going South...I woke up late this morning which means I got to work late which means I'm going to have to stay late and make up extra time...I get to work and go in the breakroom to make some coffee and what do I do, I put the coffee in the maker without a filter...I get that mess cleaned up and as I go to put the water in the back of it, I knock the coffee off onto the floor, so loose coffee is scattered all over the floor and in a chair...Bad day huh...That's not all...As the coffee made its way to the floor, my foot was also a victim of the coffee grounds...Yes..I had coffee in my shoe...If you think sand in your shoe is bad, I suggest you pour a spoon of coffee in it and let that get between your toes...Not a pleasant feeling whatsoever...As if all that isnt enough, my car thinks I'm neglecting it...It tried to die on me right in front of my workplace...

Ok So My Thinking Process...
well ok as some of you may know i have been thinking about joining the airforce...well my plans have changed a lil but not too much. instead of going into the airforce i plan on going into the army. my plan is to see if my uncle and his wife will keep my baby girl for me, i will continue to support her but they would be caring for her. well that is as long as my ex doesnt flip about them taking care of her. and then i am going to talk to my boyfriends recruiter and see about getting prepared...not swearin in or taking the asvab test thing yet because i plan on most definitely being home for her first birthday. and then going and joining offically but i want to start preparing for it now so maybe i can be promoted before joining. yeah i know that going active may be a lil crazy seeing i have a lil one but in the end i think it all will work out just fine cuz i will beable to go through and do all the nursing stuff i want and still be able to support my baby, have good insuarnce fo

Im A Good Kisser
I'm a good kisser Its fun to suck Isn't it a trip when your drunk as shit to taste alcohol breath or when she's high you get that pot wiff pretty gross to kiss those chicks so when you ask if why my vices aren't drugs or booze well just thinking about whose kissing me am I someone they would wanna do? ~~~Timmy~~~

An Elephant Never Forgets
In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Mbem

Breaking The Silence
Things aren't always as they appear to be, read a little more and you'll understand why. I have said that I sacrificed my happiness for so long but do really know? I have been ashamed for so long, living this lie. Ashamed to tell people how I let someone treated me over and over again, but that is all changing now. I can't keep quiet anymore. It started almost seven years ago. My husband and I were expecting our first child, I was 3 months pregnant. I really don't think I will ever forget that day. We began fighting and the situation just kept on getting worse. I was thrown against the wall and fell to the ground and when I stood up I was shoved against the wall again. Of course the next day he was sorry but said I pushed him too far. Looking back I realize that the abuse had already begun well before this, but this was the first time it actually became physical. Really the verbal and mental abuse began before I married Shannon. I was so blinded by the

A Little Girls Dog
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block? Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." So, the little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take LulaBelle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come ask you." The Dad says, "Bring LulaBelle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent; and said "OK, you can go now, but keep LulaBelle on the leash and only go one time around the block." The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's LulaBelle?" (YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!) The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, --- so another dog is pushing her home.

Sex Toys
Why Sex Toys are Better Than Men 1. They don't talk back. 2. You don't have to worry about STD's. 3. You don't have to worry about getting pregnant. 4. You don't have to worry about your toy cheating on you. 5. You don't have to worry about it lying to you. 6. It's there for you no matter what. 7. You don't have to worry about where it is or what it is doing. 8. You never have to wonder about what it is thinking. 9. It likes you regardless of what you look like. 10. You don't have to worry if its going to call you the next day.

I'm At It Again
I found some really nice Valentine Graphics so if anyone wants to send someone a Valentine morph just let me know. I can build and post here or email direct for those of you who might want a NSFW morph or want to keep you Valentine a secret.

Nothing Against Blondes :)
As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light. W

Packs Target
If you read the bulletin from Marvv or the repost from me, you see there is a new type of preditor put there. and this isnt the first of its kind. They feel they were wronged by someone for whatever reason. They block em,,,and then verbally assault them. And it continues to there friends and whoever else defends them. So,,,remember just because someone thinks they are doing the right thing. They still need to be a man/or woman about it. We will face the enemys head on. We will not hide. We know right from wrong. The pack lives and dies by the truth. And if sumone dont like it,,,,come deal with it...we are here,,,,we aint hiding. WANT SUM,,,,CUM GET SUM! Howl Pack

Making Cakes Redneck Style
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes." The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes." The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?" She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."

Poem
Black Days Darkness approaches Once more I turn to melancholy Turning in on myself A period of introspection Full of doubts How will I find the light to guide me? So long in the darkness Isolated and alone Time passes by One empty day after another Should I end it all? Is that the only answer? What happens if I do nothing? A slow decline Into middle age and still further on Into old age Still nothing has been achieved A few small successes along the way But is that enough to save me? Will God reject my soul as empty and shallow? Will I be handed to the Devil to hang from the gallows?

Running From Nothing...
5 A.M., laying still, lonely Yeah head over heels falling What's out tonight calling to nothing Can't seem to rest with a fuckin' pain in my chest There's no sense in running from nothing Can't seem to shake myself awake longing So I call out your name somebody to save me But there's nobody there 'cause nobody cares No one cares Can't seem to rest with a fuckin' pain in my chest There's no sense in running from nothing It's all in my head Everything is done, everything is gone Can't seem to rest with a fuckin' pain in my chest There's no sense in running from nothing

I Had Such A Laugh Today...so Funny
Allright... Im standing in line at the Starbucks and waiting for mine...when I see this guy out of the corner of my eye.. staring.. If I said I was used to guys looking at me that wouldnt be a lie...it might sound conceited but it isnt a lie ;) But he is LOOOKING... checking me out from head to toe..I almost felt like he was measuring me with his eyes.. and that FELT wierd kwim? He was tall and dark and pretty well dressed...I wasnt afraid just curious. As I turned around to leave the place, I BUMPED into him!!! *GOD* I said "Excuse me" and he said "I think you dropped this" it was a 5 dollar bill..but it wasnt mine so I said so.. THEN he said...I couldnt help but notice you over there and Id like to ask you something.. *Im waiting for him to ask me for my number* He wanted to know if I would be interested in a JOB!! *WAIT it gets better* Oh really...yes well I have a job, I said.. and then he says...does it pay 500 a NIGHT?? I burst out la

Lunches...
I just gave myself a migraine. I didn't have much of a choice though. About an hour ago I was sitting here, making my way through a stack of follow-ups and trying to get people to send me their art or names or just quit being little bitches and agree to the less than minimum charges when I was suddenly struck with a horrific smell. Rotten fish. And it was STRONG. I gagged and slapped a hand over my nose. For the record, I truly dislike the smell of seafood. I don't eat it anymore except in the form of tuna cakes. (i used to but something happened one day and now it makes me ill) I can handle the smell if it's cooked well or if it's fresh and mixed with the smell of the Bay (I'm speaking of Fisherman's Warf in SF). But THIS was different. It literally smelled rotten and I thought I was going to loose the few wheat thins I'd snacked on this morning. I spoke up and mentioned I smelled bad fish. Then the boss' wife, said it was crab. She had made something with

Lets Try This Again
Hey Friends and Fans and Family.. I'm in a Contest done by my friend who's kick Ass!! 'LatinoHeat//Sincity Enforcer' Check him out!! He's doing a contest for the girls that he's made CherryTap Magazine covers for. WHich i'm in one.. So I need your help to Win a Blast.. It would be Awesome!! Copy the Link and paste ... Vote and Comment Please.. http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=100347&albumid=136577&i=581431096 Lot of Love SexySherry xoxoxo

Wow
a New point of frustration. THE PROFILE FILLED WITH PHOTOS OF GORGEOUS WOMAN AND NOT ONE OF THEM IS THE PERSON WHOSE PROFILE IT IS. THEY GET RATED A 10 BUT THEY MAY ONLY BE A 5 OR LESS. tHIS IS MISSREPRESENTATION. iT IS ALSO LYING.YES I SAID LYING. EVEN WHEN WE HAVE FRIENDS WE EQUATE A FACE WITH THAT PERSON.NOW IMAGING IF YOU BEGIN TO BECOME CLOSE WITH THIS FRIENDAND IT BECOMES SOMETHING MORE. IT DOES HAPPEN. AND FIN OUT THAT YOUR BEAUTIFUL SENSUAL INTELLIGENT FRIEND IS NON OF WHAT SHE REPRESENTED HERSELF TO BE.EVEN YOU GIRLS HAVE ITGO THE OTHER WAY AND SEE HOW MUCH ANGER RISES. LET ME KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.

Three Years In The Industry....
For years I thought my "calling" for a career was computer technical support. I always enjoyed working with computer, fixing them, playing games on them, etc. As time went on, it went from something I enjoyed doing to a career I "had to do" to earn money. I became bored as the years rolled by. Doing my job because I had to rather them because I wanted to. I was told by my co-workers and managers, I was great at my job and a "natural" at working with computers but, over the last 10 years but never felt... satisfied with what I did for a living in technical support. Then suddenly (I mean literately in one day), I ended up with a job in the adult industry three years ago TODAY. I'm still doing technical work, still fixing and working with computers (also with soundboards, mixers, video cameras, etc) but, also interacting with people on much more social level. Getting to know adult film stars on a personal level rather then, just seeing them as their "porn star persona" has also be

Derpession
My God im so sorry what did i do to deserve this pain, all i feel inside is sorrow like theres no 2marrow is it all in my brain, how do i refrain from goin insane in this day in age, when i look in the mirror all i see is rage, and in my head all i feel is rain, God please help me with this depression, and agression please teach me a lesson, this situation im hatin, cause i feel im god forsaken, please take me away i think i need to go, i dont know how long i can last my confidence is low, i want to get a gun and pull the trigger and let loose, spray my brains all over these walls wit a twenty two, im sorry if ive ever done any thing wrong truly i am, if i could go back i would change it and not be a man, why did you give me this crap life lord take me away, cause truly i dont think i can last another day.

New Friends
What is the deal with people who say Fan Me/Rate Me/Add Me in their name and then when you do they only accept the friend request? Is it too much to ask for you to take 5 seconds to go to my page and rate me and fan me too?

860 Points
860 points to go to get me to the next level, and so i post a blog...just some tips to people who order pizza... 1) turn on your goddamn porchlight...how the FUCK do you expect your pizza to be delivered on time if NO ONE can see your house? 2) If you do turn your porchlight on, make sure your numbers are legible FROM THE ROAD...I dont care how pretty your numbers are i cant find your house if i cant SEE the numbers... 3) Speaking of numbers, those wooden block numbers are the worst piles of crap numbers you can get...i cant read your numbers when the shadows they cast upon themselves turn your street address into 1 (3 or 8) circle (8, 6, or 0) 7 east 14th [ooh, profile rated '10'! 855 points to go...thank you, sexililcrazyangel!!! now go rate her profile everyone...] 4) please understand that the time we quote you when you call is just an ESTIMATE...we're not mind readers and we dont know all the circumstances that will happen that will slow us down, so shut the fuck

Fuck People
fuck people, im so done trusting people and doing anything for them.. people that i believe that are my friends, fuck it all i should just move to the middle of nowhere and not talk to anyone or do anything for anyone... and i wouldnt have to deal with all this shit ever again... ..... this is what happened ..... i let a friend take my pc tower to update it for me while i was on winter break. didnt get it back and the same guy i put a uhaul under my name and helped him pack it up with his shit to move to nj but he didnt wait for me to go down with him and took it down and now uhaul cant find it and he states that he returned it and he didnt and all and now its going to be reported stolen under my name so nowive been getting phone calls from uhaul from the past 4 weeks because they cant find it and they called all the places in the city of where he was moving too... the good thing is is that the uhaul place is understanding about it and now they are wrking with me and tryng to f

They Share Justice
She is a fairly new attorney, not new to the profession but new to this town, she has tried several cases but nothing of any major stature at this point until now. She's finally gotten her first case that her client's life, and freedom depends on her expertise to get him the justice that he deserves, and getting his freedom is just what she intends to do. Walking into the courthouse Monday morning for her client's preliminary hearing, she picks up a copy of the days docket, hoping she would be going in front of one particular judge. This judge is the kind of man that makes her instantly moist each time she sees him. He's fairly tall, with brown hair, and hazel eyes, and a smile that could be seen for miles, and not to mention a wonderful body too. Upon finding her case upon the docket she realizes that she is in fact going in front of the judge she hoped for. There have been many times that she has seen that very judge eyeing her up although he tried like hell to make

The Thief
I hear the roar of the sparrow. How could I not? Deep within my covers my head covered up listening to the howl of the wind as if tomorrow did not matter anymore. And you. Rash & impatient spreading like a bed of flowers just to catch my interest, so I won't run away anymore. and I flash like some giant electrode on Tesla's Siberian plain, you offer me red licorice tell me of holy places and when I believe when I reach out, you yank it all away again. And now, Now you ask me to bare my soul, lie naked in your coral lashed to your chorale, be your prickly bed be something someone said, afraid, but not completely dead; to vomit on your shore, be red, the sparrow's roar while you climb from limb to limb adore adore adore. Lick my lips dry of your sanctity and clear my crusted eyes while what's left of in-between watches you walk away staccato firebird on the beam, like 30 milimeter dreams.

A Bottom Dweller
This is sooooooooo funny!! If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy... Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister Sue. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won. Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time

Handbags
I never gave it a thought. Who would have thought? Have you ever noticed gals who sit their handbags on public toilet floors - then go directly to their dining tables and set it on the table? Happens a lot! It's not always the 'restaurant food' that causes stomach distress. Sometimes "what you don't know 'will' hurt you"! >>Read on... Mum got so upset when guests came in the door and plopped their handbags on the counter where she was cooking or setting up food. She always said that handbags are really dirty, because of where they have been. >>Smart Mum!!! It's something just about every woman carries with them. While we may know what's inside our handbags, do you have any idea what's on the outside? Shauna Lake put handbags to the test - for bacteria - with surprising results. You may think twice about where you put your handbag. Women carry handbags everywhere; from the office to public toilets to the floor of the car. Most women won't be caught without their handbags, but

Philosophy Of Sex
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." --Lynn Lavner "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." --Matt Barry "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --George Burns "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." --George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." --Sharon Stone "My girlfriend always

Sex Of Baby.....
WELL, I HAD MY FETAL ULTRASOUND THIS AFTERNOON... THE TECH TOLD US THAT NOTHING IS DEFINATE AND NOT TO GO AND BUY CERTAIN COLORS OR CLOTHING WITHOUT KEEPING THE RECEIPTS... AFTER HE STARTED THE EXAM, HE POINTED OUT 3 LITTLE WHITE LINES AND SAID THAT WE ARE DEFINATELY HAVING A GIRL!!! KIND OF FUNNY SINCE HE SAID THAT NOTHING IS DEFINATE!!! ANYWAY, COME JUNE, WE WILL HAVE A BOY AND GIRL!!! GOOD THING SINCE WE AREN'T PLANNING ON HAVING ANY MORE CHILDREN!! WILL POST MORE LATER... THANKS FOR READING!!!

Welcome To My Darkness
p>Another night of hanging with the fellas. It's raining, cold and i'm loving it. Walking alone cause i didn't want to stay in bar any longer and then i spot you. All in black like me, tall, long legs, beauty capturing you in a dark way that has me wanting more. We look into each other eyes and we know the connection has been made. No words spoken,smiling,letting our eyes speak for us. Yes, you see my name in your mind as i read yours in mine. We walk away hand in hand staring at each other. I don't know what's goin on but you feel right being with me & i'm not letting you go. We talk, holding each other close, our souls connecting as one. What do i do with such a dark, mysterious, sexy woman who is actually bringing out the darkside of D9. LMAO, who cares i'm loving it. We go to club, music blastin from lord shoc the dj. He plays one of your songs that i had request. yeah, reading your mind is all i need to know. D I watch the glow in your eyes as i hold you close in my

To You Only
TO LIVE AND LOVE WITH YOU AND BE ONE FOREVER TO BE NEAR YOU SO I CAN REACH OUT AND TOUCH YOU, TO MAKE LOVE WITH YOU, LAUGH WITH YOU, CRY WITH YOU, TALK WITH YOU, AND BE SILENT WITH YOU. TO HOLD YOU CLOSE EVERY NIGHT, WAKING UP TO YOU EVERY MORNING. TO SHARE MY SECRETS WITH YOU, AND BE HONEST WITH YOU. TO UNDERSTAND AND RESPECT YOU, ACCEPTING YOU FOR YOU. TO FIND SHELTER IN YOU WHEN I AM AFRAID, AND HOLD YOU WHEN I NEED WARMTH, TO BE WITH YOU THROUGH ALL THE SEASONS WALKING WITH YOU IN THE SUNSHINE, AND CUDDLING WITH YOU IN THE COLD, TO CARE FOR YOU WHEN YOU ARE ILL, AND BE JOYFUL WITH YOU WHEN YOU ARE HAPPY, TO GROW OLD WITH YOU, AND BE WITH YOU, TILL THE END OF MY TIME, WITH YOU ONLY, I WANT THESE THINGS, FOR YOU ONLY, I WOULD DO THESE THINGS, TO YOU ONLY, ALL MY LOVE.

Affection Of My Heart { Karulvinth For Life }
Having thoughts of you As I am writing today I do care so much more Than my words can say Still it's through my pen Where I try to provide The warmth you give me From the feelings inside It was from the first hello To loving you no less My feelings have grown Into pleasures I express Those constant thoughts Words I often impart So special you became In affections of my heart "Love is being able to reach the sky even though you're afraid of heights.

Sharing Love
I WANT TO GIVE YOU EVERYTHING, DOWN TO THE ESSENCE OF MY SOUL. FOR BY GIVING AND BY SHARING, ONLY THEN CAN IBE WHOLE. BY SHARING EVERYTHING I HAVE, I WILL NEVER BE IN DEBT, FOR I HAVE FOUND THE SIMPLE TRUTH, ONLY BY GIVING, DO WE GET.

Junkies & Thieves
Junkies & Thieves by Chantal They've got what rock-starved fans crave. They know what you need. Junkies & Thieves is definitely what's missing today in rock music!! They're hard-workin' and hard-rockin'.....and when you're in need of that musical fix of pure rock JNT will deliver. JNT has emerged onto the local music scene with a vengence.....packing in houses and leaving scores of fans begging for more along the way. They're definitely THE rock band to watch out for!! Founding members Songwriter/Lead Guitarist Chris Eaton and Lead Man/Lyricist Jason Race joined by Drummer-Ben Victa, Bassist-Calvin Lippert, and Guitarist-Chap spend countless days and tireless nights promoting themselves, traveling to shows, and working hard in the studio to get their music out there. Driven by pure ambition and raw talent these guys have what it takes, and do what they have to for the music. It's very rare today to find a band whose music combines razor-sharp lyrics

Do The Math!
This equation should be taught in all math classes! From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+ 18+11 = 98% And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L- S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematica

My Love
FOR NOW UNTIL ETERNITY I WILL LOVE YOU.. I PROMISE TO ALWAYS RESPECT AND CHERISH YOU. AT TIMES I CRY SENSELESS TEARS, PLEASE KNOW BABY.. THEY ARE FROM SO MANY WASTED YEARS.. WISHING I COULD HAVE FOUND YOU SOONER THAN LATER.. HOLDING YOU EVER SO NEAR TO MY HEART.. THANK GOD FOR YOU MY DEAR, YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING WHEN THERE SEEMS TO BE NOTHING CLEAR.... I LOVE YOU xoxox

Death Of A Solider
Wondering around with no place to go, Trying to understand what I’m supposed to know. Not seeing the truth behind lies they tell, As they try to hide the pain and the horrors of hell. They say you went peacefully with friends all around, But the truth is you died alone on the ground. I’m still waiting for you to come home, Waiting for the sound of the phone. But reality is playing a mean game, As the truth sinks in and I scream your name. I thought I saw you today, But when he turned around I had to look away. It kills me to know your no longer here with me, No longer here to help me through this misery. I can feel our baby kick, But she will never see your little tricks. She will never hear your voice or see your face, As she grows up in a much safer place. you sacrificed your life for this world that hates you, They protest and start riots but will never go through what you went through. They don’t understand the loved ones you left behind, Be

How Lucky Can I Be?
So I won tickets to go see Finger Eleven, Chevelle, and Evanescence tonight. I am so happy. YAY... The only bad part was the fact that my nose is so stuff that they played "me" on the radio and I sounded like on idiot but oh well I don't have to get up early satuday to make sure i get tickets to the show now.

Fet Up!!
What im gonna do here is go off on a big fucking rant!! Im tired of my lifestyle my fake friends, drugs, booze, whores , my job, everything thats happening right now in my life basically!!! I cant stand waking up another fucking day knowing nothing is gonna be any different in my day!!! Just one big fucking drug induced blurry coma!!! Im gonna be sik now, thanx for listening thats all!!!

Finding Sex Toys For A Girl
Well Valentines Day is coming up. I need to find a good place to get sex toys online, as well as what to get. I got handcuffs (the silk kind), a jackrabbit vibrator, and a cock ring. Is there anything else I should get that she might enjoy? Any place I should look before I buy? Thanks for your help!!

Well
my court sucked ass again for the 4th time this year its another continuance til March 15th grrr, but they offered me a deal sayin if i ple guilty i will only have 1200 dollar fine, probation for a year, a breathalizer in me car, an AA meeting hahaha!! I totally think i will kick ass at this cuz seriously it was a bogus ticket an the cop knows it was too damnit so i think im gonna fight it more! We will see whats goin on later on March.. the down fall is its a pretty big gamble its take it to court an if i win get off with nothin, if i lose i could be worse off then what i have now!! hmmmm...

This Fucking Sucks
Well i just got back from the emergency vet hospital.... My girl...Moka is no longer with me....i had to have her put down...she was 15 years old. The vet said it was cancer and that she was starting to suffer...so i did the only fair thing..i let her go. I'm a wreck...she was my baby...but i still have her brother to keep me sane...poor guy looks so lost right now

Bored As Usual
So any predictions for what Punxsutawney Phil will do today? I know for sure it will be below freezing here in WI, think negative digits. So for once in a very long time I have absolutely nothing planned for this long weekend. No school, no work and no visitors. No one to keep me warm. So I will be forced to amuse myself. You know what they say about idle hands...they are the devil's tools. So I am looking for some suggestions on new pics to put up. I have some ideas, but may need a hand. I hope everyone has a great weekend and if you are anywhere near the midwest, try to stay warm. Muah.

I'm Still At My Comment Limit?
Well it's 3:15am CST and I've been at my picture comment limit since around 5:00pm last night. I've watched the Spotlight change and all my friends in contests are losing ground to the other contestants while I'm stuck waiting to see if I can do anything to help them. How long must a guy wait to help his buddies out? I hate having to say I can't help when someone asks me to help them. Come on already, 10 hours is MORE THAN either time to have to wait!

Groundhog Or Woodchuck?
I am going to try to figure out the difference between Groundhogs and woodchucks. Is there? First, I would like to explain exactly what a woodchuck is; A woodchuck is a small American rodent, also called a groundhog. I would also like to say that by doing this; I mean no offence to woodchucks whatsoever or hogs of the ground. I will now be attempting to answer the question that has left mankind wondering since the beginning: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood. I know you’ll think that I have Actually lost it, but I looked it up on the internet one day, partly to prepare for this, but partly because I actually had nothing better to do, but apparently: A woodchuck could chuck 700 pounds of wood since a woodchuck chucks that amount of dirt while digging i

The Circle
Even the seasons form a great circle in their changing, and always come back again to where they were. The life of a man is a circle from childhood to childhood and so it is everything where power moves." In these modern times it is difficult to understand why we should think circles and seasons. People and society are always moving, through distance, over yonder, going here and going there-hurry up, grow up, be successful, climb the ladder of success, etc. The Elders tell us to slow down, to be patient, pray and think circles. Circle thinking applies to relationships, business and every area of our lives. We need to teach our awareness to look for seasons and cycles. My Creator, teach me the seasons of growth. Many times we speak of the Great Hoop of life. This does not entail one thing but it entails many things in our daily life journey. We must look to Creator and the Medicine Circle of the four directions in order to find answers. Our life circle is

To You Baby :)
You make me shake. No mistake. Inside I deflate. My heart is yours to take. Not break. Youve showed me love in a matter of time. Assuring me that I will be fine. Keeping your hand inside mine. I hold you and come undone. You make me feel like someone. No longer numb. How did this become? I see clearly. Things are clear. I feel you near even when you are not here. Im trapped. I wont look back. I like the way this reality feels. I know what we have is real. My heart so easily you steal. Ahh, Im happy. Smiling like tomorrow is here. Another moment with you. Another moment so true. How do you do what you do? You take my pain and make it joy. I even feel like a little boy. Please dont let this be destroyed. Into your life Ive been deployed. Im yours. Always know that this is true. Baby, my love is for you. I will do what i do. You will see in my eyes the truth. You mesmerized me last

National Heart Association - Red Day
National Heart Association - Red Day GO RED.... Today is The Go Red Heart Check Up for women challenge. As you know I am a surivor of a double bypass back in June '06. I now and will always have Heart disease. Heart Disease is the #1 killer of women in America followed closely by cancer. Please take a few minutes out of your busy day to visit the National Heart Association page and take the check up test. It is a 10 year assessment to help women calculate their risk of heart disease and how to prevent it. It's a great site where you can learn qbout foods and exercise. Believe me you would rather pervent it then be oblivious to the effects. It will only take a few minutes of your time, and if your here whats the problem ? Still not convinced ? If you have someone near and dear to your life, weither it be a parent, sibling, lover or child think of them. What a gift for them to make the one they love healthier. I wish I had been given the information I now know about sooner

Lakeland Village Haus
I would have done Anything Without limits Or Hesitation The command Became my wish Overwhelmed by Your weakness I felt compelled To lead with mine Nothing is ever Accomplished When you attempt Everything For everyone Except yourself I still do All I can Without limits Or Hesitations Unless I have Something else To do

Sweeping Her Driveway
It was an early evening in mid autumn , Daniel needed some extra cash, he decided to see if he could earn it by sweeping leaves from the neighbours drives. Every house he came to he got a very polite no thank you, until he reached the last house in the street, where a new couple had moved in about 3 months ago.The man was a supply teacher at a local school, the woman was probably in her late 20's Daniel thought and very hot , always wearing very sexy and revealing clothing. He approached the door and rang the bell , she came to the door looking somewhat disheveled and with sodden red cheeks and swollen eyes , Daniel could tell she had been crying. Daniel shyly asked if he could sweep the leaves from her drive. Your the young boy from across the street aren't you, the one who is always in your front yard ,do you want to come in. He was nervous and managed to blurt out a yes, and she shut the door behind him, and ushered him to the kitchen at the back of the house. She offered h

Thanks Ang For The Idea!!!
Random facts about meeeeeeee!!! 1) I am a thrill-seeker and I know who I get it from... I am always trying to push my limits (but promise not to get myself killed in the process). It's the adrenaline rush that gets me goin!! 2) I can make anyone laugh or bring a smile to their face. If there's somethin goin on in you life and you talk to me, you'll most likely be smiling by the end of the conversation!!! I should put "Extreme people person" on my resume of accomplishments. LOL 3) I like doing yoga. Yoga, for me, is a way to release stress (not that kind of stress... get your mind out of the damn gutter!) and relax. 4) I am very spontaenous. If it's 2am and wanna do something, let's go! You choose... if you don't, be prepared to hold onto the "Oh shit!" handle in the car. LMAO Just kidding! 5) Sugar and caffeine are my best buds! If I have enough, i'm bouncin from wall to wall! It's almost like i've been drinkin alcohol... Nice, eh? 6) I swear I have ADHD! I could be h

Don't Fuck With Me Bitch, I'm The Mightiest Sorceror In The Land!
Lock me out of your comp? Ok. Hi, I'm Matt, have we met? That guy that circumvents everyfuckingthing you try to do to me? Silly rabbit...A cable here, a switch there, and ta-da. Matt's online. With! A better monitor. Now then...Mayhap I'll swipe the soundcard too. It would be nice to be able to hear things again. Hmm.

No Matter What
It just seems like sometimes ya can't win for losing with some people,,,Guess I done a no no and now I've got someone pissed off at me, but thats kewl cause I'm not going to explain what I do/say to anyone,,, it's a bunch of bullshit that I try an make people happy and yet they don't do the same for me.. Sending comments and what not yet I get bitched at for it...What a fucking joke,,, most of you never re-turn the favore so it's like I'm wasting my time,, don't get me wrong I love doing it however I exspect some love too and thats all I really ask...

Putting Out My Best Friend's Garbage On A Sunday Evening
Freshly cut flowers scented the room with cliche, old romance gone long bad, and leaving only the happiness of an Irish funeral She said, "Fuck the bastard. Dying on Thursday and screwing up my whole weekend." I glanced at O'Malley's thick round face made up to seem un-ruddy in his cheap oak casket -- he seemed at peace even in the presence of her shrill voice I said, "Yeah, fuck the bastard," but didn't mention it was for leaving me to listen to his old lady beckoning the minions of hell for his fat soul. She glanced at the carnations around him in the shape of a heart marked in gilded "Beloved Husband" and creeping around his head: a testament to the power of lies. she sniffled in with a roar of snot and a wad of insincerity but didn't smell the cheap petals beckoning her to lay beside him for eternity. "Fuck the bastard, dying on a Thursady. So inconsiderate So damned inconsiderate. What'd I see in him anyway?" she asked. The gleam in her eye seemed

Landlords Are Stupid
Can people possibly learn what their doing before they get into things. Here's the story: I'm living in a two bedroom house by myself, kicked ex out so now I can't afford the place. I was going to wait till my lease was up at the end of April, but there's been a landlord change so now my lease is null and void. It's the perfect opportunity for me to find a cheaper place, my old landlord even had some apartments for me to look at. I found a two bedroom basement apartment that is perfect, so it's mine now :) But I had to call the new landlord of my old place to give him my notice and tell him I'm moving. All he wants is my money. He really wants my security deposit, but he can't have it because I'm not in a lease with him. So now he's 'going to work with me because he knows my parents and family and their good people' Honesly that sounds like a bunch of bullshit. I told him I plan to be moved out by the middle of next week at the latest, but no, the money hungry peice of shit l

Okay My Turn To Complain
I want every ones advice on this. My Ex and the sperm donor to my oldest son. Called me out of the blue last Sunday. Demanding visitation. Jon my son is two years old. His father has had nothing to do with him up until now. He claims hes been trying to find me for two years which is a load of bull. Considering I told him who i was with and where i was living when Jon was 2months old. That is the only time he has seen his son and it was only for five minutes. In which time he asked what i was doing and who i was doing no interest shown to his son whatsoever. I also ran into in walmart back in december. Which again he didnt say a word didnt ask to see jon nothing. He claims its my fault. I said bull if it was important to you you could have found me one you know where my parents, my grandmother and my brother lives. Second when you did see me out and about you could have said something then rather than ignoring me or when i spoke to you just telling me one word comment and nothing else.

Mind Boggling Questions
Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about. Hope everyone has a great weekend! ~Jillie Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in bino

My Health
**An FYI before you read this. There is much more going on than the brain disease. This is lengthy but if you are truly curious, towards the end it will list several of my other health issues.** As a few of you know, I am a rather ill person. I'm asked fairly often what it is that I have. To save time from having to repeatedly type it out, I guess I will just blog about it. The past week has been extremely rough for me. The pain is out of control. Since we've moved, I am nowhere close to any of the 21 specialists that have worked with me the past 7 years. Oh gee, the things I get to go through again while finding new doctors. I'd rather be dead than to go through all the hellish testing that I will have to go through again. I literally mean that. The testing just can't be described. If you can think of it, I have more than likely gone through it and I get to go through it again. Some of the testing is extremely painful, some testing is tolerable and some testing is

Wooo, It's Hot In Here!!!
The country is finally realizing that global warming is not an issue that is coming...it's here, and has devastating consequences. we all have the responsibility to do something about it. start here. go to the environmental action website and use the forms there to send emails to people and companies that can make changes. The big focus this spring is centered on getting the polar bear listed on the endangered species list. This listing would be a historic turning point in our fight to stop global warming. Listing the bear would allow us to use provisions of the law to help limit CO2 emissions. Our next step is to enlist some help. Coca-Cola has used the polar bear in its advertising for ages, and it's time they used their clout to help protect the bear. GO HERE FOR MANY WAYS TO HELP! DO SOMETHING!!!

I Often Wonder
I am so not the poet...so no idea why I wrote something like this! I often wonder if I make you smile like you make me I often wonder if you miss me like I do you I often wonder if you have random thoughts of me in your head I often wonder if you laugh when I do I often wonder what you are doing, how you doing and where you doing it I often wonder if you are having a good day I often wonder if you really know what you mean to me I often wonder if you know how you have touched my life I often wonder if you ever wonder about me

Hospital Chart Bloopers
HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS Actual writings from hospital charts: 1. The patient refused an autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 6. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared. 7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. 8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993. 9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission. 10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful. 11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. 12. She is numb from her toes down. 13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home 14. The skin was moist and dry. 15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches. 16. Pat

So True
***Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real"*** You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love. You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!) Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays Why you're hot: you don't just play hard to get - you are hard to get What Does Your Candy Heart Say? http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourcandyheartsayquiz/

****** After The Orgasm *****
How men treat women after sex tells far more than what they say before. (Woman's point of view) What you do now disgraces me All that desire that I could see in thee You had to have me for pleasure and fun Now afterwards I know you are really done For you it is nothing but a game you play Afterwards I just wanted you to cuddle and stay But out the door you had to go Whether it was raining or even if there was snow A great lover knows that it’s not the orgasm that counts But that act of pleasing starts after the dismounts It’s after the orgasm that really shows me how you feel Its after we have had sex that shows me the real deal A glass of water just for me The air conditioner that needs to be on 73 After sex and how I am then treated Shows me whether I am loved, used or just needed

* * * Breaking News - Bush Finds Osama Bin Laden
Please Rate This Blog * * * Breaking News - Bush Finds Osama Bin Laden Please Rate This Picture By Rating The Blog. Just use the box to your left. CLICK on The Above Picture To See What Is Good For You CLICK HERE To Check Us Out Today " Bush found Osama at the local strip club in Crawford Texas.

You, Yes You ....
You Are Part Of Me ! You are never alone, so talk to me... .. I close my eyes but you remain a constant force inside my brain part of every choice I make yes or no for whats at stake. You are there right at my peak For every happiness I seek. For every little thing I see you are there inside of me. I want to know just how you feel when things on your side seem unreal and when you have your time of doubt I want to know what its about. Dont ever leave me out of things I promise not to pull the strings. I just need to know that what I see is the same on your side reflecting me.

For A Friend With A Heart Of Gold
HELLO EVERYONE THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL BLOG I HAVE POSTED TODAY I AM DOING THIS TO HELP A FRIEND GET HIS STORY OUT HIS NAME IS JOHNNY AND HE IS A MEMBER OF CHERRYTAP HE IS A VERY SWEET PERSON THAT I HAD THE PRIVILEGE TO TALK TO TODAY HERE IS HIS STORY... Some notes, comments, and confessions about my Dr. Adkins diet, and life in general. ;o) lol Is this you? Do you post old pictures, afraid to date? Can't hardly move? Depressed? Feel like a blimp? Or maybe... just hate those thunder thighs? Jelly belly?, Maybe even just high blood pressure, and low energy, and slightly overweight? Sugar outta wack, and retain fluid? Read on my friend... cause I love yah, and I want 2 help give your life back to you! I amost died.. til I got up did what i tell you about below. I fought back!!! This is very long people, but if you read it, and DO IT... YOU WILL NOT BE SORRY!!!! (muah!!) I love yah all!!! :o) ~~~ Johnny ~~~ I sit here at 3:30 a.m. consuming 3 boneless chicken breast pieces...

Eat People
Found this on the net and loved it. I Suggest We Eat People I offer to you all a suggestion that, if taken and acted upon, would result in potentially drastic change. A change in the way society perceives a taboo, change in the way we live our daily lives, change even in how we live and die. This is a change that would hopefully be for the betterment of human life. So, instead of trying to sell you with pretty words and promises of a better life any longer, I’ll cut to the chase. We are going to start eating the deceased. I know, I know, it’s cannibalism to us. A taboo that is so wrong that it makes even the homosexuals and atheists among us cringe. Trust me, however—this is not as bad as you might think! Ponder, instead, the amount of waste we allow by burying our dead. There are a great many corpses, all of which are no longer edible, in the ground beneath our feet. Not only do we simply waste the corpse, but we prevent proper recycling of matter by stuffing our dead i

Thinking Of My Friends
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror, where you could read it every day. You may not believe it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. There are at least 15 people in this world who love you in some way. 3. The only reason, anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. And always remember ... when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me

The Existence Of God.
Ive seen this arguement rage across a myriad of frontiers, from science to the validity of Religion. I surmise that any arguement offering proof for or agianst the Being of God are made in error. All the arguments being made in either case assumes the existence of Divinity as existence applies to the human experience of being. Most argments hold the fact that God(or any form of Divinity) is beyond the concept of being Human, as a true concrete fact. It is this fact alone that invalidates all the arguments for or agianst his existence. If God doesnt exist in the Human sense of being Then God isnt Human and connot exist as We , as humans, do. Our Social, Phyical and mental Axioms and tradition do not apply to him/her, them, or it. If we do in this sense we are comparing apples to Oranges. Therefore It cannot be argued that God does or does not exist, simply because God Doesn't existe as we do as we as humans do. Divinity is subject to limitations and boundires of exiten

Who Is Real And Who Isn't?
OK, so here are some ramblings from a crazy red head, lol...forgive me. I realize that part of the whole point with Cherry Tap is to gain points, like some big popularity contest. I also realize these points are essential to do various things among the site. And I'm not knockin' any of that...BUT... I am interested in making new friends, getting to know a varied array of people, and hanging on to the friends I've got. So, in light of that: I am not the best at daily comments to every single person on my friend list, so please understand this is not me making a judgement on anyone. People are busy, there is more to life than Tappin' the Cherry for ALL of us. I don't mind helping someone gain some points, if it's important to them. I know I like to see my ratings go up, too...we all do! But if you added me as a friend, only to request me to comment you and rate you up and then I never hear from you again...chances are I will remove you from my friend list eventually.

Oh ! To Eat [ Extreme Adult Content! ]
You are delectable candy so sweet. My palate is perfectly tuned for you. Deliciously passionate, Oh! to eat and enjoy with all the wondrous joy too. Inverted, as we devour each other, your juices, down my beard and neck, flowing. My hands pulling you down. My tongue, eager, your trembling, writhing wetness, exploring. And your mouth filled with my hardness, throbbing, sliding down, down. Your tongue swirling, twirling, Oh, pleasing! My hips upwardly thrusting, filling your throat with warm whipped cream, bursting. The depths of my passionate, lustful soul emptied, the wonder of you, I extol.

"this Is A Hug Certificate ! !
"THIS IS A HUG CERTIFICATE ! ! Send One to All Your Friends Who You Think Deserve A Hug (Which, Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You) ! ! You might send it to your enemies as well! It'll really make them stop & Think!!! If you don't receive this back, nobody likes you, and they wish you'd stop bugging them! If you receive this back 1 time, open up! Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends If you receive this back 2 times . You're off to a good start, unless you sent it to yourself. That's cheating! If you receive this back 3 times. You're a good friend. If you receive this back 4 times. You are truely loved as a friend!! _____8888888888____________________ ____888888888888888_________________ __888888822222228888________________ _888888222I2222288888_______________ 888888222222222228888822228888______ 888882222222222222288222222222888___ 88888222222222LUV22222222222222288__ _88888222222222222222222222222

Quivers And Shivers.....[ Adult ]
Oh, to make her quiver with anticipation and desire causes me to shiver and sets my heart afire. Oh, to make her tremble with passion's gentle touches beginning to resemble being held in loving clutches. Oh, when she is shivering with eyes so tightly clenched slowly moving, quivering her thirst for passion quenched. Oh, nothing can compare to her soft and wanton touching as I stroke that silk-like hair or gently clutching Oh, to pull her to me and to feel the love and heat as kisses sweet as can be begin when lips first meet. Oh, to build that fire as we near explosive bliss

Rest In Peace Tim Swanson
Your vibrant smile ment you had something to say that was going to make us laugh."I want to be a bagpipe rockstar when i grow up." If you were jumping around you were always up to no good. You suprised people by wearing a bandana and tye dye shirt into the GAP or A&F. You were my friend. I remember the first day going to public highschool after two years of a private school sitting in ROTC and nearly going OMG what did i get myself into. Everyone knew who what where when and why and i had no idea. But you took time to teach me the ropes. You stayed with me and a couple others to teach us how to march. Who knew that those lessons would come in handy as I taught those kids the same lessons in basic training? You were awesome and I will miss you very much. I have no doubt you were an amazing and dedicated soldier. You are kept alive by our memories. Tim Swanson-KIA-21years old. Survived by his sister and mother and father, and his girlfriend whom he was madly in love with for so man

Does Anyone Know The Verdict Of The Groundhog Today???
Did he.... or... Did he not... see his shadow today???? Inquiring minds want to know!!! :D This person, of all people, should know.... target=_blank>Happy Groundhog Day!@ CherryTAP ...but I STILL haven't heard as of yet; have you????

Whats Happend To Me
i wanted to write a note to everyone and explane where i been my house burnt to the ground and i lost everything, this next week ill be moveing into my new home not what i wanted but oh well ill make due with it so beware ill beback soon to bother yall again so bear with me much love cheri

My Grandma's Unforgetable Wisdon
These words were advices from my late grandma,She Used To repeat them to her loved daughters and grandaughters...OMG,How much i miss her. What brought her thoughts now? Anyway,here we go; Little Ways to Let Some One Know You Love Them These are some things I have done through the years to keep excitement and romance alive in our marriage. 1. Write a poem or love note, put it on the pillow, or in his lunch box. 2.Serve breakfast in bed, or have a romantic candle light dinner. 3.Take him to a movie he really wants to see, or go for a romantic walk, hand in hand. (Go fishing with him) 4. Say thank you for every day chores and the little things he does 5. Don't contradict or criticize in front of others 6. Take time to really listen to him, and share your thoughts too 7. Touch, embrace, hold his hand, take off his shoes for him. Make him feel important 8. Play romantic music, dance, talk about old times, 9. Gi

On Your Way To Somewhere
On Your Way to Somewhere You're on your way to somewhere, Just leave what's passed behind, Leave all those hurts and messes, The love that was unkind… Leave broken dreams and heartaches, Just check them at the door- You're on your way to somewhere Where there is so much more… Leave all those lonely teardrops And mournful songs right here, Just know that someday, somewhere- You'll sing loud and clear… Walk on to new horizons, Kick the dust right off your feet- And call on Heaven's Promises To make your path complete… You're on your way to somewhere, But the Past you'll have to leave- Make way today…just step away, But first…you must believe… -author unknown

My Son...
In memory of my son.. Connor "Bo" Allen Womble Feb 2. 2005 - March 10, 2005 “I know your life On earth was troubled And only you could know the pain You weren't afraid to face the devil You were no stranger to the rain Go rest high on that mountain Son, you work on earth is done Go to heaven a shoutin' Love for the Father and Son Oh, how we cried the day you left us We gathered round your grave to grieve I wish I could see the angels faces When they hear your sweet voice sing Go rest high on that mountain Son, you work on earth is done Go to heaven a shoutin' Love for the Father and Son” Vince Gill – “Go rest high on that mountain”

Politics As Usual
the current situation in Washington, DC is typical of politics in action. Rep. Mark Foley, R-FL, co-founder of the Expoilted and Missing Children, activist against gay rights, has admitted to flirting with and sending explicit text messages to teenage pages in Congress. He has now come out of the closet and admitted he is gay, but blames his problem on alcohol and being molested as a child. this is another story of the false front politicos put on to get elect and represent no one but themselves and corporations, not the people who elect them

Rules For True Friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against The sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well Again. I don't want whatever you have. 8 When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. 9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend". Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth.

Fan Attcaked?
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago Park when a crazed Rottweiler suddenly attacks one of the boys. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend. A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Cub Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Cubs fan," the little boy replies. "Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and starts writing again. "Sox Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook. "But I'm not a Sox fan either," the little boy replies. "Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and starts writing again. "Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook. "I'm not a Bears fan either," says the boy. "Oh... I assumed ever

At The Altar
In the twilight of the evening, When the sun hides its glow. I think of the nights that we shared As our love for each other grew. Each kiss was a bond of friendship As my body pressed close to you. We knew our love for each other Was beyond what others knew. I whispered will you marry me And my heart flew like a dove When your soulful answer was yes. We bonded as one at the altar of love

Childish Games Ppl On Here Are Playing
I have noticed that there are some people an here ,who seem to derive some childish pleasure in rating all of a persons pics as Not Safe For Work . Come on people ,this a site for adults not 3rd graders. I don't even understand why they have the whole not safe for work thing . I always thought that when you are at your job ,you were suposed to be doing somthing like......UMMMM ..... I don't know.... WORKING!!! Not hanging out on Cherry Tap,Myspace,or any other social networking site. I wish people would grow up and act there age. It's Behavior like this that I don't go on Myspace anymore. Repost if you are as fed up with this crap as I am (repost of original by 'Charlie' on '2007-02-02 17:48:20') I totally agree with this

More Bad News...
Ok so this week, I was able to go to school 2 days out of 5. My heart seems to be getting worse and my blood pressure is getting dangerously low. Today was the lowest it has been ever. my mom took me to the doctors yesterday. I found out i have gained 20 pounds in a month due to meds my cardiologist put me on. My regular doctor took me off those meds and put me on Beta blockers. He didnt want to because they tend to make people depressed, and im already on Prozac so yeah. But he thinks they might work. I pray that they do i dont know how much more of this i can take. yesterday was the most pain a heart episode has put me through and im getting sick of staying home and not being able to do anything. *sigh* sorry i guess i just needed to complain a little.

Poem
Tree of Despair The Tree of Despair hangs over me Its enveloping branches choke the life out of me It feeds on death to renew itself Its only hope is to lead the innocent into damnation The death of innocent souls keeps it alive So many souls have passed this way And met their doom Led astray by the grim surroundings They found many ways to kill themselves Hundreds of bodies hang from the branches And the leaves are blood red They fall to the ground And turn black Adding to the sense of despondency All those filled with shame Head this way Your end awaits you Welcome to the Wood of Death And the Tree of Despair In this land of dead souls The Dark Lord surveys all His blood red eyes dismiss all hope And twinkle wickedly at the dreadful scene Only evil can thrive in his Dark Kingdom Each night he counts the victims Who hang from the Tree of Despair I give you fair warning Do not trespass there

More Words....
A sad song......... Where do I go from today? go back; I don't know the way. When did it become so small, I was supposed to be big and have it all. Leg shaking, winds blowing, eyes closing, heart slowing. How do I make the next move? Do I really have anything left to prove? What is the reason for all this doubt? A little girl screams to get out. Remembering the soft touch of yesterday, wishing all the pain would go away. Calling to the nameless in the night, Lost in the darkness, lost without light. Leg shaking, winds blowing, eyes closing, heart slowing. Sleep.

Valentine Surprise
Nick Steel wanted something special for his guests at the Valentine’s bash. He thought about his friends and grinned reaching down to stroke his cock through his pants. He knew what the people that came to his parties were looking for. Quickly he picked up the phone and called Amber. She’d been a regular to his party’s ever since that fate full Halloween bash. She’d really changed since then. Now she was very out going in the first to join in all group activities at his parties. She’d even come to work for him in one of his office’s. He wasn’t sure how much work she did but she more then earned her pay. She was definitely a team player. Quickly he explained what he wanted. She giggled and said she’d get right on it. He grinned pleased and buzzed his secretary in. To bad he wasn’t in the same office is Amber he never could get enough of her. A tall blonde walked in wearing a sexy pin striped suit dress that showed every curve. Coming to his desk with a pen and pad of paper she asked if

You Deserve?
What if All I did Was love you What if I gave you My all Would it ever Be enough Or would you Want more If you need The car The house The social status To make believe You’re happy Then I am Not for you What if Your smile Told the story What if Opinions did Not count What if All I did Was love you Could you forgive Me For the nothing That you missed?

Thank You So Much!
Well guys! I took 2nd place thanks to ya'll! Amazing after 3 years of entering those contests.I finally placed..and I'd have to say I'm proud it was for the best BJ LOL. WHOOHOO Here is the link if you want to look at the forum and the poll results. http://www.freakdaddyforum.com/YaBB.cgi?board=picpost;action=display;num=1170373752 Again thanks so much guys and gals! I really really appreciate it. I won't bother you anymore this year for contests. XOOX, Aimeelynn

Test - Does Anyone Actually Read My Bulletins?
I am just curious as to whether or not anyone ACTUALLY reads my Bulletins... It always seems that my friend Mz. Attitude is the only one to view, much less comment on my bulletins... OK, so to test this theory....the first five persons to respond with a comment to this bulletin, I will give them a $250 CT gift. (Yellow Rose for females...or a Pint of Guinness for males) As a bonus....the first person to respond...they will ALSO get a $1000 CT gift (Dozen Roses for a female...or for males, 2 shots of Jagermeister) Let the games begin... UPDATE: The first two comments have already been posted...there is still time

Birth Month September
Your Birth Month is September Tolerant and inspirational, you are wise beyond your years. You are universally sympathetic and a great humanitarian. Your soul reflects: Devotion, light, and love Your gemstone: Sapphire Your flower: Morning Glory Your colors: Brown and deep blueWhat Does Your Birth Month Mean?

I'm Full!, Said The Webpage After A Good Dinner...
I was going to say- maybe not "expound at length upon", but say- that I enjoyed Dreamgirls quite a whole lot. Instead I think I'll just say how much I want right now to take some peoples' overstuffed CT profiles (which I can't access without stopping, retrying, finessing, sometimes crashing my browser, ...- the point? What's the use of a profile I can't rate or read?), click on their location links to find out exactly where they live*, and stick those profiles right up some of the portions of their anatomy they expose in their NSFW photos. *Yes, that's a joke, obviously.

Car Accident
Ok gang just an update. As most of you know i was in a minor car accident. Just want to let all my friends know i am doing ok. I am sore and stiff but nothing is broken. Car is pretty banged up(see pics in my folder to see it), but it can be fixed. For those that keep asking here is what happened. I was on the way to the store to get dinner and it was raining. Well on the street i was on there is a school and it has one of those blinking lights that blinks from dusk to dawn but actually works as a stop light during the day. Well traffic was headed toward the light and it turned red we all stopped and waited. It turned green and we started moving, well it so happens that the timer went off and the light went from green to its blinking state it startled people and they started hitting their breaks. well i hit mine but even at 5 miles an hour i slid on the asphalt and tapped a truck in front of my all i did to his truck was bend the light plug for his trailer, but cruc

One Hell Of A Night!
So i had a run in with a rather irritating person today who sadly i know, This person who shall remain nameless , He caught me off gaurd at the mall while with a group of my close friends. Irritatingly enough he actually was not alone and had a friend with him though his friend stayed deadly quiet, this person still decided to threaten me that i better leave or else! Or else what i asked, he then decided to pull a butterfly knife out and attacked me! can you fucking believe it? He actually had the gull to attack me, though i suppose i should be impressed as not many are that gutsy to try that bullshit. I disarmed him with no serious harm to myself other then a small cut on my arm , which did not require any stitches. He was then taken by mall security, we waited for the police and i was asked if i wanted to press charges. I decided not to, Why you might ask? because for there to be charges pressed i would had to of been afraid of him enough to be bothered. The police fou

Missing My Best Friends
So in resent light of everything and all i have been going threw i miss my friends , it seems all there is time for now is my duties and the occational time i can pick up a phone to call my girl back home. *sighs* I miss many many many of my friends there are quite a few that really stick out in my mind too. Including my very sweet amazing friend crystal. We use to talk every night and we got really close and then well between my duties and working things out between our own mates we have kind of drifted off to where we were before. And it really sucks because i miss talking to her and hearing that cute lil laugh she has whenever she thinks she has to bite her toungue or something or she is thinking something evil which i miss too lol. I have to say she is probably one of the closest friends i have made on this site and i miss her very much. *sighs* and i miss the sweet little laugh of her adorable little girl who i basically have became an uncle to. Well an uncle with

Dreams To Share
Dreams to share and to fulfill Waiting for our sweet moment still A box full of wishes and dreams yet to come true Desire for the soul that is the promise long over due Time slips away and can not be held in place So I savor the dream we share in this space Where fantasy is all that we hold Where I like my mind run free and bold To escape the bounds of earthly thought The dream is you and all you’ve brought To a heart that craves your touch so deep I seek you out before I dare to sleep Perchance to dream our dreams we share Amazing how much that for you I care And yet you remain a dream of love My love can soar on the wings of a dove So I am sending myself to see you in a dream When you wake you will know it is as it did seem That I was there with you all the night through For I know that in this world only your love will do By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Dripping Screams
It’s always waiting right there on the tip of my tongue Fistfuls of shit in each hand waiting to be flung A drug that comes out from, not into lungs With a bellow I can blow a hole through you Like a tusk baring boar Crying; you hit the floor Violate you with a few more words Raped, left for dead, and dying for more Pen point mugging Stabbed with a Sanford Uni-Ball fine tipped black pen Scribble a dark line from your gut to your chin Break it in half and let the ink seep in Now your vital organs are painted black I dip my finger in the mess And start writing love stories on the wall Scrawled with blackened gore I’m a horror story pornographer Pimping out depravity like a well turned out whore

Rating Stashes
Guess I do not understand rating down.... if you don't like something you see or hear then just don't rate at all....but to downrate I think is rude and many people here would think the same. It is what I do so as not to be rude to others.. I will just pass by and rate a thumbs up or a 10 - and which is what I'm sure others would want as well.

Lonely Road....
The only time i seem to want to write in this thing is when i'm either tired or angry. Never when I'm happy. Oh well, i guess. Maybe this is therapy, like my journal is. I keep one to help me sleep. Though recently even that hasn't been helping. Sleep is restless and I wake more tired than when I went to bed. The question could be why? Well, I don't have the gift of the written word, but I will try to convey this, if only for me. I am fairly certian that the few who read this will leave more confused than they came. Ha ha ha ha .....welcome to my world, ladies and gents. I hate mediocrity, hate when we either put ourselves or are put into little niches that "fit." Mediocre is only the worst of the best and best of the worst. Such a lovely wide road.....but this road is in a valley. A deep valley and the sides are so steep that you can't get off this road. So I am pulled along by the crowd. And, if I should manage to pull myself above, or off to the side...an

Im So Sorry
been on and off here alot lately. but gonna return the favors i.e. the comments, friend requests, etc. as soon as i can. looks like we had a new feature since i was gone. lol. hope everyone is having a wonderful weekend.:-)

I've Been Writing All Day , Really I Have No Patience To Think Up A Title
The ground shakes with every step I take I fist-face-fucked your mother and she said it felt great Marching with love disguised as hate If you don’t like the way I love Get the fuck out of the way I know I’m so pleasant and charming My smile is so disarming It’s so alarming to find out I want to drag glass across my face Drink ammonia and bleach Call it a party Am I going to have to become nothing more then a resemblance of me? Before you find some acceptance of me Quiet and safe, that’s a joke, I’m a radioactive bullhorn My talk and walk’s got more cock then Foghorn Leghorn Go ahead and glance scorn I can steam gore In the wink of a pocket knife I can have you running for the door In your dash I cut the line to the power and the phone You get to the door only to find there isn’t a handle to turn It’s time you learned, what it’s like to live with a gothic death prophet Discharged mental patient who’s off his medication Blue balls out blazing Seeking sedation

Luciferanism-my Religion
This was sent to me by a fabulous friend of mine, goes by the name Deity. He's badass, check him out sometime. "Luciferian Manifest" Luciferianism is a living philosophy that values and honors the dynamic principles essential to the characteristics of Lucifer. The name Lucifer can be translated as “Light Bearer”, lux=light and fero= to bear. Lucifer also denotes Venus, as the morning and evening star. There is plenty of material that can provide historical data concerning Lucifer; this document is geared towards Luciferic Principles and Light. Luciferians are those who seek the light of occult knowledge from within the embodiment of that which brings the light. By so doing, Luciferians work to attain their own higher intelligence, illumination and/or enlightenment. As Lucifer is the embodiment of knowledge, he represents that which brings light to the mind of humanity to advance the intellectual evolution of our species. By him do we actively pursue our own evolution to high

Read This
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle... Girl: Slow down. Im scared. Guy: No this is fun. Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. Girl hugs him Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself ? Its bugging me. In the paper the next day :( A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug him one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If there is anyone in life you love this much, please send this. Forward this to all your good friends on-line to show them that you care. NOW, make a wish about somthing you would like to

Do U Wanna Find Out For Urself?
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Where Are All The Good People At?
ok so i've been on cherry tap for about a week and i've met some pretty nice people. i've met other military wives, i've met expecting wives, just i have met a few nice people. but what the fuck is up with all the perverts? i am just here to find new people to talk to not virtually cheat on my husband thats stupid. i'm sick of strange men comin over to my page being like hey sexy whats up! i'm like didn't you read my page i'm happily married to a marine! so if your reading this and your on my friends list and you want to be more then friends remove me now. i don't care about you! i care about the honest few that are out there. and all there horny idiots are makin me mad. where are all the good people like me??????

Enchanted
Casting your likeness in love's embrace We are enchanted hearts drowning among falling stars I awake with my head nestled in your arms this morning And I feel your skin against mine The warmth and softness of your body is filling my senses and My spirit sings after our night of passionate love Your soft hair tickles my nose and I see our bodies dance and mingle with the shadows on the ceiling I lie here listening to your slumbering breath and I now know my soul is eternally at peace

You No What
This goes out to all the internet head game players. its bad enough you mess with my head and hurt me but to have your kids help you is bull shit. I hope babyjesus does delete your account. You need to grow the hell up. and get a life. You and joe are both assholes and deserve to rot in hell. To let everyone know these 2 men have made it so I don't want another man from the internet in my life. I will be everyones friend, but as far as anything else no thank you. So joe and curt hope you both have a nice life and hope you get what you have done to me back 10 times worse. What you give you shall recieve and god you will recieve it . 2 scum of the earth men on here one is toyman other is joethetech. Don't want anything to do with either of you ever again...

Why?
why is it human nature to ingore what is right under our noses? I'm going to keep this short, if there is someone in our your life that loves you more that life itself, remember that and don't blow it!! You could have something so wonderful and then lose it becuse you fuck around.