Fubar Blogs 4

Kids Are Quick
An American mother went to a MacDonald's with her two children age 6 and 8. She ordered two Happy Meals with chicken for the children and a hamburger with fries for herself. While they were eating the 6-year old was more interested in the slide across the street then in the chicken nuggets which he didn't even touch. So the mother decided she would eat them. She was in for quite a surprise... Without actually watching what she was doing she was bringing a chicken biggest to her mouth, just when her 8-year old son yelled not to eat it. So she looked at the biggest to find that -- despite the crust, it looked just like a chicken's head. Nobody knew how it got there. The manager offered them their meal for free and two more weeks of free meals. But it was no use. The mother pressed charges and demanded 100,000 dollars compensation. Someone took a lot of time

Wings
Hi all! Just writing to say that I am going to see if I can "get my wings" tomorrow...lol! I will be running an auto at some point tomorrow to try to accomplish it. I am nearing the point level needed, have the "bucks", but still need two more referrals to accomplish it. If you have any ideas or leads in this regard, PLEASE PM me and let me know. I have ALWAYS said I have the GREATEST friends on ALL of Fubar. Have a GREAT Weekend!!!!! manly ***update*** only need one more person to join!!!! ***update again*** thank you thank you thank you...got to 25 - ready to go now!!!!

My Felling
I do not know who you are .. but I'm happy to help you .. I hope you will help me too The hardest thing we do is look at those we love, love someone else. A friend will be there for you when things are good… but TRUE friend will be there for you when things are good and also when things are very bad. And just when it feels like you will never smile again, she can put a smile on your face with just a hug

Nice Quotes
When we are motivated by goals that have deep meaning, by dreams that need completion, by pure love that needs expressing - then we truly live life. - Greg Anderson When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard,” I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what? - Sydney Harris The only thing that stands between a man and what he wants from life is often merely the will to try it and the faith to believe that it is possible. - Richard M. DeVos If you live for love you spread kindness and compassion everywhere you go. When you stop believing in your heart you are but a sterile vessel wandering in the wilderness. - Francis Hegmeyer Life can be found only in the present moment. The past is gone, the future is not yet here, and if we do not go back to ourselves in the present moment, we cannot be in touch with life. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Daily Hassles
my 'w' and spacebar don't work properly does anybody know what i need to buy to fix it or should i take them out one by one and clean them? halp! As you know i live with my bestie in an apartment and so far things haven't been that bad. We're both messy in our own way so we never really fuss about cleaning. However, lately she's been in a dull mood. She isn't talking much and it's worrying me. I always try to make her smile with my goofyness but nothing. It actually kind of annoys me. Like she doesn't care. =S I don't know what to do. That's why i feel lonely in this house. I like to talk a lot but there's no one here to listen. Also, finals are coming up and piling even more stress on me. It would be nice just for her to come out of this 'me' time. I need a hug. =[ On Sunday I got in a HUGE argument with my father. He is truly the asshole i always denied in seeing. So once i had my stuff packed my mom took me to my roomate's grandma's house. As my mother s

Get The Most Out Of Your Cherry Bombs
PLEASE ENJOY MYLIST OF FU'S WHO ALLHAVE FOLDERS OF 250pics4 UR BOMBING CONVENIENCE! GET THA MOST 4 UR CHERRYBOMB RIGHT HERE! Jªne_N.Ðº³@ fubar PlAyInHaRd-AKA Jªne_N.Ðº³'s BLING KING@ fubar [[FüĸFäcє]]™ **Fu-Owned by DJ Soft**@ fubar cutterbum aka "The Bachelor"@ fubar Ryot Gyrl

Just Neppi
Update......Still haven't had any Coke.. 43 days into this and I have lost 26 pounds and my man boobs seem to be shrinking I have done 680 miles on the exercise bike.. 1782 miles to go before I reach Misfits house. Wonders if she'll feed me!573 miles to go to watch Vixen walk naked in the woods.1667 miles to the Bunny Ranch in Nevada to save Cubby from his sins. This is worth a listen. That's right,that's right, I said it Get over it. I've had enough!! I gave up

Richieinflorida7 Lmfao
richieinflorida7 http://fubar.com/user/1731695 LOOK AT HiS NiCE COMMENTS FiRST ... ROFLMFAO ... NOW READ WHAT HE HAD TO SAY iN THE SHOUT!!! i FLIPPED iT SO U CAN READ FROM TOP!! ->richieinfl...: awwwww so nice ->richieinfl...: just cause u have no penis dont mean u can rate me 1s! ... u so ugly i bet ur dog dont even like u ->richieinfl...: yea! gimme some more points! richieinfl...: lmao richieinfl...: dam youre an ugly cunt lol ->richieinfl...: hahaha .. and u have a small penis richieinfl...: not really, 7 inches is pretty nice actually but thank you for your concern lmao ->richieinfl...: rawrrrrrr thanx for the nice comment ->richieinfl...: s richieinfl...: rawrrrr welcum cunt richieinfl...: you really arent pretty though to be honest ->richieinfl...: i think im in love with u! hahahaahahaaa richieinfl...: LMAO your hair is way too bright and ugly lol richieinfl...: you look like a pink crack whore LMAO ->richieinfl.

Halloween !! Own Me!
All bids welcome , fubux, bling packs, etc.... any bids over 100 we can discuss more additions to the already stated above.... if nothing else drop by and drop a raate for ur girl!! *muahz* CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO RATE OR BID CLICK THE PIC TO BID XOXOX THX ♥

Raffle
Ok...I am going to raffle off an AUTO11/Cherrybomb. Entry to the raffle will require you buy a FuOwned from me. To show that it is an Auction Entry you will buy then for an amount ending in 422. For example 1,000,422 Fubux... Or 20,422 FuBux. There is no bottom limit to the FuOwns price to Qualify. The Lowest possible bid accepted for an entry will be 20,422 FuBux. In other words if the Min bid is only 12,000 fubux..you have to change the bid to 20,422 fubux. I will pick the winner by using a random name generator called Mad Hatter. I will attempt to video the draw. If you don't trust me..don't participate. Each FuOwned Purchased will be considered an entry as long as the purchase price ends in 422 so you can have multiple entries. Consider each FuOwned you buy as a ticket Raffle Entries Start NOW..and continue until May 3rd 12:00 PM PST. Raffle is open to anyone that I don't have blocked or that has me blocked.

Changes
Hey guys! Just wanted to update my friends. I will be graduating in 7 more days! It's been such a tough year, with its share of trials and tribulations. But i stuck it out, and here's my pay off. About a month ago, i applied for a stylist position at my favorite salon. (this is a huge reach, because most recent graduates have to work as an assistant for the first year or so) They called me in last weekend for an interview and practical assesment, and immediately offered me a chair!!!!

Contest!!! Read This!!!
All entries were based on a scale of 1-10 in three categories: WTF?!?!?, Funny, and Sexy Points were then scaled. I know you don't care, but I DO, so :P AND SO, WITHOUT MUCH MORE FANFARE EVEN!!! THE RESULTS ARE!!!!!!!

Fu Stuff
I drew SOME friends and uploaded my drawings in a folder I'm NOT done yet. so don't worry i might get you! i'm not a great drawer, hell i'm not even decent. but it was something i wanted to do. so if you see me in my page and i rate nothing i might be drawing you i've attempted to draw some people but either the angle is wierd or too far away i can't do it i'm not that great so an up close and personal pic would suffice for my low 'skills' thanks I'm in the "Idles of March" auction! It starts today and runs all this week. Just thought i'd let you peoples know. I'll provide the link when available. hope to see you there When was the last time someone touched your ass? Last night. Oh and what's your full name? Annabel Churches And what's your friend's name? Claudia. Speaking of names, do you like yours? Annabel-meh..Annie-yup When was the last time you had a Gatorade? I had a powerade not too long ago.. Are you

Fubar Support
The Following Blog was designed in order to show you, the average user of Fubar how to Code the Lounges. All Links in this Blog that are Orange Will take you to the respected area according to its name. You can copy everything below this line and place it in the "Skins" section of the "Edit" part of your Lounge. /* Lounge Coded by PIMP */ body{ visibility: show!important; display:show!important; } #fixedtipdiv { z-index:100; } /* changes the transparency of every table */ table, th, tr, td, p{ visibility:show!important; background:transparent!important; background-color:transparent!important; border:none!important; } /*Top Header Tweaks*/ table.top_header { visibility: show!important; position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 3; background: transparent!important; background-color: transparent!important; } td.top_left_header { text-align: left; visibility: show!important; display:--!impo

Another Auction
> crack a bottle - eminem PINK & BLUE PISTOLS AUCTION !!! come JOIN NOW !!!! Here Are The Auction Rules! 1. The entry fee will be 50k to enter 2. I will be promoting this heavily BUT self promotion is a must! 3. Absolutely NO drama or I will delete your auction. Lets have a BLAST with this! 4. I am not responsible for the highest bidder paying you 5. Please PM your entry's not threw the shout box! Please send a list of your offers in separate PM from the entry fee. 6. Let's Have Fun and Happy Bidding! DEADLINE FOR ENTRIES IS MIDNIGHT THURSDAY FEBRUARY 26TH...AUCTION WILL START SATURDAY FEB 28TH AND END SATURDAY MARCH 7TH AUCTION/BULLETIN BROUGHT TO U BY: VAs FyNeSt~HEAD GREETER @Club Flava

Threesome
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Johnny 2. John 3. Stud Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Radio DJ 2. Language instructor 3. Money Teller Three Places I have lived 1. West Palm Beach, FL 2. Feldkirch, Austria 3.Attica, NY Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Lost 2. Cold case 3. The First 48 Three places I have been 1. Holland 2. Switzerland 3. Germany Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Kerry 2. Kristen 3. Angela Three of my favorite foods 1. Steak 2. Pasta of any kind 3. Tacos Three things I would like to do 1. Sleep. 2. Masturbate. 3. Sex with a wiling and conscious partner Three friends I think will respond 1. Harry 2. Long 3. Johnson Things I am looking forward

Female Lords Prayer
My vibrator, which brings me heaven, Rabbit be thy name. You make me cum, you bring such fun, on earth - or is it heaven? Give me this day my daily thrill, and forgive me my screams as I forgive those who sold me dud batteries. Lead me straight into temptation. Deliver me from frustration. For thine is the vibration, the power and rotation. For ever and ever. No Men!

Questions
This is a fun activity, I've done it before and it usually gets good results. I believe it originated with Iced Earth..and the original intent was you ask me a question, I answer it honestly, and then I ask you a question. Turns out people liked my questions and didn't have so many of their own so...I've altered it a bit. Feel free to join in, even if you have never talked to me before Questions. This blog is all about questions and answers. Ask me a serious question, and I will answer it honestly and truthfully...I will not hold back any answer, no matter how shameful or secret it may be. Ask me a goofy question...I will probably respond with a goofy answer. Ask me an inquisitive question, about something you have wondered...and I will try to answer it to the best of my abilities (yes, I will even go so far as to use Google if I must..but I rarely do, I'm smart like that). In essence: ask me ANYTHING. But perhaps you don't have any questions to ask, and you'd like me to query yo

Show Them Some Love
Right this very moment as you are reading this in the comfort of your home with your loved ones all around there are young men and women from all over this great country putting it all on the line for our right to be here. Take 5 minutes and let them know that we care..That they are not alone and that no matter what you think about the reasons they are out there that they are supported. http://www.letssaythanks.com/Home1280.html

About Assyrians..
Religion .. Assyrians became Christians during the first century AD,[53] though not until during the third century had they all become Christians.[29] Some Assyrians also claim that their ancestors became Christians during the lifetime of Jesus.[66] Jesus spoke of "Men of Nineveh", repenting from their old sins; this refers to when the prophet Jonah visited the Assyrian capital Nineveh: The men of Nineveh shall rise up in the judgment with this generation, and shall condemn it: for they repented at the preaching of Jonas; and, behold, a greater than Jonas is here. – Luke 11:32, King James Version Culture.. Assyrian culture is dictated by religion. The language is also tied to the church as well for it uses the Syriac language in liturgy. Festivals occur during religious holidays such as Easter and Christmas. There are also secular holidays such as Akitu (the Assyrian New Year).[62] People often greet and bid relatives farewell with a kiss on each cheek and by saying "P

Random Stuff
ECG (Heart Tracing) ECG (called EKG in USA) stands for ElectroCardioGram. This test looks at the electrical activity in the heart. How Is It Done? The first step is to attach adhesive electrodes to the chest and limbs. It may be necessary to shave the chest to get good skin contact. In women, the elctrodes are places under/around the left breast. The machine will then be attached to the electrodes. At this point the patient will be asked to lie very still while the machine takes a recording for about 10 seconds. The test is not painful or uncomfortable. Why Is It Done The usual reasons for an ECG are chest pain, palpitations, fast/slow/irregular pulse, shortness of breath or unconsciousness. Many doctors also request an ECG as a baseline investigation. It does not necessarily mean something is wrong with your heart. What Does It Show The heart is a muscular organ with its own "wiring". For each heartbeat, an electrical impulse travels through the wiring in a specific way, causin

Just Stuff About Me
I have had a pretty decent life I would say .I have met many people along the way. Some just pass through, and they fade away, a few have came and gone, and came back again. It's always nice to have someone to love, but that is not the case for everyone. Sometimes when we really need someone, it's then when we realize just how much you mean to someone, or how much your own life means, I have recently had a minor heart attack, and I don't feel as if I should be old enough to start having these problems, but they are here now. Makes you think, and makes you wonder, just how many people would have even missed me. I know I have made a lot of friends in passing on fubar, but some have touched my heart along the way. This is just to thank you to all of those who truely are my friends. Thank you for being there for me. I am now thinking really hard about my life and those I choose to allow in. All the things that mattered before don't now and I have so much more to love about life now, like j

My Life, My World
The person I love,The person I want most of all,I can't have.But I will go on loving him,And wanting him,Just the same.Because someday down the road,I just might get to have him,Even if it is for a minute.Until someday comes,I will go on loving,And wanting,The man I cannot have. I don't feel beautiful,I feel ugly,I don't feel loved,I feel used.Ugly, because you don'tYou won't,Let anyone know about us.Used, because after sex,You won't say you love me.So please change those two things,And make me really feel beautiful,

Little Bit Of Whoa
Ok my friends. I was trolling through the mumms, and noticed all the alternate accounts playing. Those of you that really, truly know me.. know that I view this as a fun game. I like to read their "About me" or check out their friends, pics, fans... etc. So, i have noticed this one asshole in particular, and wanted to check him out. The following, was his "about me"

?????
Does the term dating apply to people who go to dinner, have sex, spend the night and see ya next week kind of thing? or is that just a booty call. but either way, would not consider that person you are dating, or sleeping with, a friend above anything else? So heres the situation... I was "dating" this woman Dawn, it was very casual to say the least, but what I have a problem with the termination of said relations is this: No phone call, no e-mail even...no text message, letting me know that she would not be seeing me anymore. I can completely understand that maybe she found the right guy for her and im happy for her, but some closure (or what ever you want to call it) to said relationship is what I deserved, right? or am I wrong?

Penny For Your Thoughts?
If only I could then I would do this with her: Drive out in that special place called middle of nowhere with her and we'd do the craziest things in there because no one is there to stop us. Just be outside holding hands thinking of what we could do and let it all out. Let it all out in the craziest of all things that the world would even stop us from doing because we live the fullest of all the fools and cry out that there’s no time for tomorrow but today. Drive ourselves into deep madness called real world and try to pose ourselves like “the society” then throw it all away by the end of the day because we were what we were and we chose it to be that way forever. Cuddle and make out for we love each other like butter that is spread thoroughly into bread making sure that we get every inch of each slice in this state of mind forever. This is who I am. I have my own beliefs. It's what I've learned growing up in a world where love is thrown away every single day. I a

I Dont Feel Like My Self
Red eyes just keep my heart beating Your secret's safe with me Just drive, I've broken our mirror So our past won't look so tempting I never thought it'd feel this good to quit Failure tastes so sweet I'm not afraid anymore, forgive me I'll swing here, I'll hang from this rope Just at least until they've found me Stay close dear, the note on the floor says I wish that you were here At this point I'm not concerned I never thought it'd feel this good to quit Failure tastes so sweet I'm not afraid anymore, forgive me i can not breath i can not hide from the things i keep in side i keep to my self the darkness inside .i see the world there is a warm glow but i feel like iam in the universe's under tow pulling under holding me below iam consumed in the darkness inside of me i feel as if iam the cosmos's prank the gods whiping boy is my fate the tears i have noone can relate to the darkness inside iam alone that i have made that

A Sad Day….
Ok folks, haven’t blogged in a while, but had to write some thoughts down tonight as I sip on a nice cold Bush Light (a redneck has to watch his figure) and eat some Mike-sells tater chips. So about a week ago I lost a very dear friend of mine whom I’ve known for almost three years now. This was a great companion, always was there to lend that helping hand when I needed it, and will be deeply missed. R.I.P. ole Beer Fridge, Damn sure gonna miss ya buddy! Always had a nice cold beer in the garage waiting for me, didn’t matter what the circumstances. Mowing grass, killing weeds, working on a car, didn’t matter, you were always there with a nice cold Bush Light, when ever I was feeling dry. I worked on my honey's car tonight, out in my garage, I could almost here you running calling “gotta nice cold beer for ya Jeff” but no, you died about a week ago now, with nothing but a large puddle on the garage floor as you took your last breath and defrosted yourself for the las

Adult Stories
First Time Together…. It’s just you and me. We’re sitting on the couch watching TV, hanging out, and just passing the time. There isn’t really anything on TV worth watching so I offer to give you a massage. You take off your shirt and lie down on the floor on your stomach. I straddle your body and start rubbing on your back. The look on your face and the occasional moan or sigh let me know you are enjoying it. After a few minuets you roll over beneath me. You’re now on your back looking up at me while I straddle your waist. You look up at me and smile which always makes me smile. You move your hands up onto my hips and squeeze them a little, never losing eye contact. I place my hands on top of your and entwine our fingers. You lift up our hands and move them so they are palm to palm and lace your fingers through mine. In one soft, yet quick motion you bring your hands to the floor above your head bringing me down with them. My body is now on top of yours and my face is

The Wonderful World Of Joy
ok So, My name's Joy im a singer a little metal band called sinister . Im a pretty go with the flow kinda girl and i love to drink. here's a song im working on right now tell me what you think. LOVE, LUST, OBSESSION?- I let you back in then you left and ran away with my heart it was total theft The taste of you flesh is all that i crave the madness and insanity from it will lead me straight to my grave Denying me day after day I hate you so much but i love you is all i can say If i cant have you then no one else can i'll take what i cant have my wish, is my demand you fucked me over and raped my mind i want your disease all the time My human instincts have now turned canabalistic not caring to be your puppet anymore im sick of your shit So let's turn the tables it's your turn to fall I'll destroy whats left of you heart and mind then watch your skin crawl so i kicked her limp body as i watched her lye in the mud laughing manicaly at th

My Poems
Be still my weeping heart Cry tears no more You loved him Emotionally, unconditionally, completely In your heart he will be To love is to set free You will not leave him completely A bond even stronger than before Will come walking in your door The bond of friendship, a love even more You will carry your love You will be strong for him You will always be there You will be his rock His shoulder to cry on Right now you must be strong Even though inside you are dying You must understand You must be yourself And above all remember this Keep your love and his friendship Close to your heart And in your life he will forever be Remember me Remember me Remember all the times I made you laugh The late night pillow talks, making love in candlelight Remember me For all the things I do and things I said For what is was I did to turn your head Remember me For all the tears I have cried, the love and sadness in my eyes For my heart that still lov

Never Neverland
I am a promoter for Dangerous Women of Wrestling and I just started a few months ago just want to prove to them I have what it takes to work for them Dangerous Women of Wrestling are Finalizing video production dates for their First national Pay Per View for Cable, Satellite and Digital Tv providers debuting later this year. More Info coming!! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Dangerous-Women-of-Wrestling/116561775092720

Army Strong
Well , things have been pretty good lately. I got to spend a couple of weeks with my son. He came to visit before he gets shipped out to Iraq. I havent seen him for 1 1/2 years , gosh , he looks wonderful... he's put on about 10 lbs of muscle and i swear he's gotten taller. We spent alot of time together and I found out that he will be a gunner on patrols, so at least he will be able to shoot back. I cannot be more proud of him , and frankly , all the soldiers out there. Now just have to pray he comes home safe and sound.

03-19-2008 2:30 Pm
I'm In My Very First Auction Ever. I See All These People Go And Check My Auction Pic Out But None Of Them Make A Bid. What Is It About Me That Nobody Wants To Bid On Me. This Auction I'm In Isn't Called "The Sexiest People In Auction Contest". IT'S NOT A DATING CONTEST, NOR IS IT A "AUCTION, BID, OWN, SLEEP WITH THE OWNER CONTEST. I Mean Heck I Know I'm Not Hot Like A Super Model Nor Do I Have The Body Of A Porn Star But I Have One Of The Biggest Hearts ever And I'm A Very Good Friend. === 'Wants Her 1st V.I.P Pass. Who Ever Helps Me Get It Will Get Rated 11's On Picz, Stashes, Comment' wrote the following at '2008-11-21 03:55:46'.. > > > > > > > > > > FUBLING ONLY AUCTION > FUBLING AUCTION STARTS 11-21-08 AND WILL RUN TO 11-30-08 > ANY COMMENTS LEFT PRIOR TO 11-21-08 WILL BE DELETED > > ONLY BLING AND BLING PACKS TO BE OFFERED > NO VIPS, NO BLASTS, NO TICKERS, NO HAPPY HOURS!! > > > > > CLICK FOR ALBUM & HAPPY BIDDING > > > > >

Foxy & P.j's Fu Wedding Celebration
"FIGHTING THIS BATTLE" Fearing this dark urge inside me shall one day go and take over, I try not to thing of all the pain that is surrounding me.Knowing that if I do not keep myself in check, it may be a mistake. Having thoughts I know should not be there inside my mind, I try to keep busy and not slow down long enough for them to catch up. Fearing I may go and do the one thing I am trying not to. People keep telling me just how grand and wonderful love is, but so far i have had only pain and misery. Having this heart of mine ripped from the encasement that once before housed it there. I know not all situations are the same, but I can not seem to once again fully let down this guard I have yet once again put up. Tyring my best to keep away the pain that gave me these thoughts. Wondering at times if I am truly going insane or if I am just scared to ever really love someone once more. Wanting to never have this demon known only as depression tighten it's

Me + Creative = Later
I fuck you because you're famous. I fuck you for your money. I fuck you to control you. I fuck you so someday I can have half of everything you own. I fuck you to fuck you over. I fuck you 'til I find someone better. I fuck you in secret. I fuck you because I can't remember if I already fucked you before. I fuck you out of boredom. I fuck you because I can't feel it anyway. I fuck you to make the pain go away. Fuck you because I loved you Fuck you for loving you too I don't need a reason to hate you the way I do. Fuck you because I loved you Fuck you for loving you too I don't need a reason to hate you the way I do. HATE YOU THE WAY I DO. I fuck you so I can feel something instead of nothing at all. I fuck you because you're beautiful. I fuck you because I am your whore. I fuck you because you are a whore. I fuck you for fun. I fuck you for fun. I fuck you because I can. I fuck you so I have a place to stay. I fuck you so you will protect me. Fuck

Funny Stuff
Always wanted a Taser. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-taser supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? COOL!

Tagg Your It!
> > > > > > > > > > Come show your favorite BADGIRL some love and support! All she needs is your votes! Help her become The Penthouse Lounge's PET OF THE MONTH! > > Simply click the picture below, and rate her, it's just that simple! Show your Dangerous Curves and SDMF sister all the love you can!! > > Voting starts tonight (3-23-09) and will stop at the end of the month, so rate and re-rate when you can! > > > Instructions...... (I was tagged by Murk) Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have to wear socks to bed. 2. I do not eat lettuce, even in a salad. 3. I am an under cover ninja! 4. I am in love with my SUV. 5. I love ketc

Hurricane Food
Ok... here comes BOnnie and i live right in the projected paths center... its a little storm but its possible that it will bring a shit load of oil with it in the storm surge... i live by the river and i hope we dont get flooded too bad :(

Health Awareness
STD postcards: You've got mail — and more Early data shows it helps to have partners break bad news online By Brian Alexander updated 6:59 p.m. CT, Mon., Oct. 20, 2008 Thanks to a new Internet-based service called inSPOT, people are now receiving anonymous e-mails about sex, but they aren’t spam and there is no hidden ad for herbal concoctions to increase the size of anything. Rather, the “e-cards” are notices from a previous sex partner that the recipient may have been exposed to a sexually transmitted disease. The site, www.InSPOT.org , is a way for people newly diagnosed with an STD to notify their partners to be tested, too. The e-cards, a sort of greeting card you’d rather not receive, are direct and to the point. “Who? What? When? Where?” one available e-card begins. “It doesn’t matter. I got an STD; you might have it too. Please get checked out.” Recipients can then click links to learn more about STDs, possible treatments, and clinics in their

Back
As some of you have noticed I haven't been around much in the past month. I screwed up my back 4 weeks ago. Since my computer was next to my bed and I couldn't lay in my bed or sit on it to be on the puter I had stay offline. I've finally been able to get living room rearranged so I can have it next to my recliner and can once again be here. I'll be back to djing tomorrow though not sure yet what time slot. For those who cared enough to notice I was missing and to check up on me thank you. Love you guys

Auto 11's...please Help
Hi Everyone, I’m making this blog entry to notify all of my friends, family members and casual acquaintances that on Friday 11/14/2008 at 6:00PM MST I will be activating my first auto 11 bling and I really need all of your help to make the most of it. During the 24 hour period that my auto 11’s are on I am going to be trying to make it to my next level of godfather and I have a very long way to go and a short time to get there and I will need all of your help to be able to do it. I am in the process of down loading several hundred easy rate pictures to make it as easy as I possibly can for you to get the most for your efforts so please come by and rate me and at the same time help yourself with some fast and easy points to get yourself to your next level. Thank you in advance Randy ( AKA – Riskybusinessut )

WILL YOU PLEASE HELP THIS WONDERFUL WOMAN TO LEVEL 30 SHE ONLY NEEDS 64K TO GO JUST CLICK TO HELP LEVEL Carolvision63@ fubar THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR HELP (repost of original by 'TEDDY T.~~FABA MEMBER OWNED BY DJ DEVILISH ANGEL AND MZ PHYL ~N~ SWEET SERENITY' on '2009-08-19 16:15:01') (repost of original by '☆Carolvision63☆ ‍ Owned by: Ponyboy0827 ‍ ♥ Bully Maker ♥' on '2009-08-19 17:09:09') (repost of original by 'PONYBOY0827 ~owned by Carolvision63~ PLZ DONT SEND LOUNGE INVITES' on '2009-08-19 20:17:39') (repost of original by 'im just here' on '2009-08-19 20:44:50') (repost of original by 'PONYBOY0827 ~owned by Carolvision63~ PLZ DONT SEND LOUNGE INVITES' on '2009-08-20 10:09:38')

Characteristics Of Healthy Relationships
OK MY FRIENDS ... i came across a page that was folded up among my books and i BELIVE and feel that this will help not only myself but hopefully some of you as well... the following is a list like a check list of many "ATTITUDES AND BEAHVIORS" that either are or are not present in ones own life and then many relationships we all have.. wether its a friendship, and intimate relationship , parent... print this off and sit and either check things off as u realize this different little things... hope this helps you all. HOW MANY OF THE FOLLOWING ATTITUDES AND BEHAVIORS ARE PRESENT IN YOUR RELATIONSHIPS??? 1. COMMUNICATION is open and SPONTANIOUS (including LISTENING) 2. RULES/BOUNDRIES are clear and explicit, yet allows flexibility 3. INDIVIDUALITY, FREEDOM, and PERSONAL IDENITY is ENHANCED!!!! 4. Each enjoys doing things for SELF, as well as for the OTHER 5. PLAY , HUMOR, and HAVING FUN is common place 6. Each does not attempt to "FIX" or contro

Profile V1.2
DID YOU KNOW THAT ONLY COWARDS BLOCK? HOW DOES IT TASTE HAVING MY NAME IN YOUR MOUTH BITCHES? YOU MAD HUNGH? YOU PISSED OFF HUNGH? YOU CANT TAKE IT HUNGH? TO ALL MY HATERZ KEEP SUPPORTING ME MAN AS LONG AS YALL ARE BEHIND ILL KEEP WRITING SHIT TO MAKE YOU DANCE I HIT IT OFF LIKE A BAD SHAKER SHAKER WHAT YOU CALL A BITCH THAT WHINES MY MAN I SAID YOU CALL THAT BITCH A FUCKIN PUSSY IN A CAN. WHAT YOU CALL A BITCH THAT WHINES MY MAN I SAID YOU CALL THAT BITCH A FUCKIN PUSSY IN A CAN. DONT START NO SHIT IT WONT BE NO SHIT! ITS NICE TO HEAR YA HOLLA AT ME I LIKE THAT TAKE THE BLOCK OFF YA PAGE WHERE YOUR NUTS AT? OH AND SOME FAT HEFFER GOT MY PAGE SMELLIN LIKE FISH AND CHEETOS! I do not talk shit to anyone unless you drew the first blood! so if you wanna bang this shit out in digits then by all means keep me entertained! or you can do this like a punk and punk it out lol listen here you fat man you vicious ass peace of jelly im gonna drive you off the str

Tagged
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? POCKET 2. Your significant other? LOL 3. Your hair? STREAKED 4. Your mother? ALIVE 5. Your father? DUNNO 6. Your favorite thing? FRIENDS 7. Your dream last night? SEXUAL 8. Your favorite drink? COFFEE 9. Your dream/goal? COMPLETION 10. The room you're in? OFFICE 11. Music? VARIED 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? SOUTH 14. Where were you last night? HOME 15. What you're not? SUPERWOMAN 16. Muffins? BLUEBERRY 17. One of your wish list items? SUCCESS 18. Where you grew up? WISCONSIN 19. The last thing you did? WORKED 20. What are you wearing? LEVIS 21. TV? NO 22. Your pets? CAT 23. Your computer? HP 24. Your life? BUSY 25. Your mood?

Stuff
On behalf of Ace Cafe and Terror Brothers Radio i left you a 10/11 Fanned and Added ya! hope to see you soon! Come rock your mornin out with Dj Ouija voss! Get all your requests in and have a drink on us!

X-mas Auction
I'M UP FOR AUCTION... SO WHO WANTS TO OWN ME? JUST CLICK THE PICTURE BELOW AND PLACE YOUR BIDS! IF YOU WOULD PLEASE VOTE ME MISS WINTER TY JUST LEAVE A COMMENT SAYING SO. RATE ALL STASH AND PICS PIMPOUT ON MY PAGE PIMPOUT IN BULLYS AND BLOGS GIFTS AND BLINGS ( if bling pack is given) ADD TO YAHOO ADD TO FAMILY ADD TO TOP FRIENDS MORE CAN BE OFFERED LETS TALK!!

Some People Just Suck!
DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN? tampaclarke@ fubar Well at least you think you do.... Don't let this man dupe you any more. He is a liar and a fake. THIS IS THE REAL STEVE, the real McCoy, the original. xamlod@ fubar Tampaclarke is really good at fooling people. He has gotten all to befriend him, giving him gifts and bling. Don't waste anymore of your time, fubucks or feelings on him! He has copied the 'REAL' Steve's pictures, used them as his own, photo shopped to make some his own. His stories are good. He even knows enough of the 'REAL' Steve to keep the stories straight for the most part. But he has slipped up. His friend 'Kyle' in his default pics is actually m44europe -W.I.S.E U.K Friends -@ fubar I caught him in this lie, sent him a message with link to the original picture. But as usual, he had some good lines, good excuses. But I stayed skeptical, Wondered why some things just didn't add up. I'm over analytical, think too much and thi

Time Slips
Time Slips.... As time slips speedily away, falling faster than the day before. Nothing can stop it's relentless journey, not day, night, peace or war. As time slips by so very fast. I lie distraught, stagnant in verse, yearning for the future to dissolve my past. Do my beliefs decieve me? Thinking softly, silently, not logical or perverse. As time slips through our hands, we grow weary in the search for a better tomorrow... I scream out loud for someone to hold me, as time engulfs me in it's burning sands. Painfully I reach out. Drowning in my sorrow. As time slips by and by, I think of love, prosperity and hope. Memerories of the sweet warmth of love, I fall into slumber. Awakened in the night, I reach for the moon, the stars and sky. For in their gentle light, I have learned not to fear and how to cope. I now search in time, looking for a new beginning. A little less encumbered.

Friends
Just a note for everyone who has wondered where I have been.. I have been very sick, still am, and right here at Christmas, it totally sucks.. One thing I have come to realize here, when I'm not around, MY REAL FRIENDS miss me, and let me know they miss me... It's opened my eyes to who my real friends are on this site.. So thank you for the well wishes and for being concerned, I'm trying to get thru this..I'm not a sickly person EVER, so this is very RARE for me..Keep me in your thoughts.. Kiss kiss Selena..

Computer Issues
To all my friends out there, in case you are unaware, I am having severe computer isses. Which has basically rendered me fu-useless, at this point I am certain that it is my computer and not fubar. I apoplogize for not being able to be apart of many of your Auot-11's....I have tried, beleive me, but when it takes (and no exaggeration) 45 minutes to rate 100 pics that is unbearably slow. Hopefully I will remedy this situation soon. Happy New Year everybody! Love, Jane

~the Meaning Of Gestures~
What the gesture means... -Kiss on the stomach: I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead: I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear: You're my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand: I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck: We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder: I want you. -Kiss on the Lips: I like you. ____________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands: We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt: That's mine. -Holding on tight: I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes: I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair: Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ Advice: Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. Peace.

As If....
As if the world can hear what it is I say... As if there is truly warmth where it is I lay Never again shall I be the child with such dreams. The one who covered his ears to hide his mothers screams. The very boy who could and would change it all. Has felt the pain and knows now how it to fall. Searching every day and into the night for what is real. Never quite understanding what it is I feel. Trapped in a world surrounded by only me. I pray for death to allow me to be free.

Milestones
Fourteen years ago today, I was 22, living with my parents in a trailer park in Puyallup, WA, working at Jack in the Box, mid-way through massage school, and about to give birth. It was a girl. For about a year after, the adoption agency set me updates. Then I just kept moving and didn't keep in touch with them. I'm sure they have a huge file on a girl who looks just like me with dark hair. Part of me wants to find out. Part of me has always wanted to 'make something of myself' first. Every year is one year closer to when she can legally come looking for me. I hope she likes what she sees. I hope she understands my decision. I hope she has a good, happy life. I have so many hopes for the one I trusted others to raise. It also happens to be Elvis's birthday. Thank you. Thankyouverymuch.

Poem 2
what is a life when you are lonely, troubled from the companions, those who call you a lover or friend. dealing with hopeless thoughts of torture, driving you madly to breaking point, then making you collapse in fearful thought. living in darkness searching for the light, through pain scorching your emotions, making normality a strange fictional place. driving a steak into your mind, spearing the last little light from your soul, destroying the life you once had. hope fading dimmer under you heart, developing your fears and twisting them around, creating a uniqe reality where all is to real. yet hope finds a way to make itself brighter, fueling from passion and emotion, lighting the darkness so you can find your way.

St. Michael's Birthday Train
St. Michael's Birthday Train "Guitar Man" The Rules: 1. Stop by St. Michael's page, rate the Default folder of pics... He will have an Auto 11s running as well... His Happy Hour is at 10am Futime... Start with this one... While you are there... Rate all the tags in the Birthday Train tag folder. Please leave him a comment that you have gotten your tag... 2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "Happy Birthday St. Michael," "Ridin' Guitar Man train" or something like that... If your profile is marked private, then you need to visit each person's profile on this train and add each rider yourself, whether or not they are above or below you on the train... 3. Private message Carrie when you have completed rating each party guest. She will get a thank

Think Again!
I know you've had your heart broke I have had mine broken too I know what your going through even if you don't believe me...you feel like your heart is being ripped in two and every thought you have is about that person and only the good you guys did together, you lay in bed crying asking why?...you see or hear something that reminds you of that person and it throws you into a frenzy, you pray to god that he will bring them back to you but... he gives you something way better then that he gives you the ability to cope with heartache and shows you that "What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger" so that next time the love bug comes and bites you on the ass again and cupid fails you know you are a stronger person and though it's hell you can and did make it through the flames. I'm looking for my Prince Charming. Who are you? What do you look like? What's your name? Do i know you or are you some stranger on the bus? Are you tall or short? Do you have a sense of humor? Will you like my

A Good Thing To Share
I woke up this morning feeling pretty happy...well actually after watching this video I still feel happy, just a little melancholy thinking about past stuff etc. that I know your all tired of hearing lol ...including me..but time heals all wounds right. I was sent this video from a relative...and really feel it is important for me to share with my friends, enemies, and fubar peops. It won't take long...it made me laugh...it made me cry...but...it has an important message we should all really keep close to our hearts. To my friends, and family you know how I am with the words I Love You...and no matter who thinks what when I say that, I say it for a reason...from my past...to my future...Today is the first day of the rest of your life..so I say it so God Forbid if anything ever happend to me...know that you were loved by me. Anyway...enough of my mushiness...please watch this for me I am also going to put it on my Stash, and send it to anyone you feel may need this to remind them

Thank You
Just wanted to tell each and everyone of you that rated me during my auto 11..thank you so much i so appreciate it...To my friends and family YOU ROCK..its hard to thank everyone personally so i will do it this way...xoxoxoxo suzy aka dreamcatcher

2 Years........damn!!!
I ve met some good people up in dis here biatch.....Some are still here....Most are gone...but i want to say that for every person you meet there are 2 more waiting to get to know you........I want to express my gratitude and thanks to those who have been my friend and have never seen me face to face..........I love you all and we are(hopefully) in the future will have more good times than bad......im not going anywhere and i hope you dont either........ Love..Peace...and Soul....... Wesley AKA Superman231 P.S> boobs and butt are enouraged..ladies........

Tag! You're It!!!!!
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? hip 2. Your significant other? ex 3. Your hair? black 4. Your mother? gone 5. Your father? 88 6. Your favorite thing? porn 7. Your dream last night? blank 8. Your favorite drink? ice-tea 9. Your dream/goal? retirement 10. The room you're in? bed 11. Music? TSO 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? retired 14. Where were you last night? working 15. What you're not? married 16. Muffins? chocolate 17. One of your wish list items? health 18. Where you grew up? Landisville 19. The last thing you did? Fubar 20. What are you wearing? sweats 21. TV? downstairs 22. Your pets? none 23. Your computer? on 24. Your life? ok 25. Your mood? good 26. Mis

Feelings
(Exactly my thought's and feelings, so get over it if it's not written pretty :P) Let's see i'm fighting sleep again, I just dunno I get really depressed and anxious when I start getting sleepy. And lately, just hasn't been the best part of my life. Between work, school, and managing self time, and my own problems I feel so out of control. Most people would say i'm crazy but i'm not cause I can't help how I feel. Anywho today been a real bitch and right now I feel just like an emotional overload. I'm one I hate talking about my feeling's I keep them bottled up, because I don't like to bother other people with my small shit. I'm a complicated bitch, I love to joke and laugh, but most people don't understand the real me. I don't trust people easy, if I even trust one person at all. You may think I like you, but I am strict to the saying "keep ur friends close, but ur enemy's closer" Hell I cry when I'm pissed, when i'm sad, but never in happy occasion. I've had so much shit ha

♥needs Help With Contest!
♥I'm in a contest to win a Happy Hour and was wondern if you could take a second to rate my pic. It's that easy and that quick. Heres the link http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=888520&i=1974887461&albumid=1423419#1974887461.♥ Thanks Bunches!

I Miss You!
My heart aches within from missing you, My lips long for the feel of kissing you, Right now all I need is to gently touch your skin, To look into your eyes and see deep within, Just one warm embrace, Just to look upon your face, Just one little touch, From the one I love so much, If I could gaze upon your smile, For just a little while, To know that you miss me too, As I'm thinking of you, To hear the sound of you breathe, Knowing you'll never leave, To see you walk up to me, Then embrace me tenderly, To just be with the one who's sent my heart reeling, And brought about this downpour of emotions and feeling, I sit here alone in my room tonight, And pray that somehow this all turns out right, I have found someone who was just meant for me, I can't explain the magic or why this should be, Don't know what life holds, maybe there's no reason or rhyme, To think you will be mine in a matter of time, And though I cannot touch you and we are now apart, My Love, yo

A Story Of Faith...a Must Read!
A Dog Named Faith This is a story about a dog who was born on Christmas Eve in 2002. He was born with 3 legs - 2 healthy hind legs and 1 abnormal front leg which needed to be amputated. He of course could not walk when he was born. Even his mother did not want him. He was rejected and scorned. By curvaliciousbbw at 2009-02-16 His first owner also did not think that he could survive. Therefore, he was thinking of putting him to sleep.. At this time, his present owner Jude Stringfellow came into his life and wanted to take care of him. She was determined to teach and train this dog to walk by himself. She thought, all we need is a little faith. In the beginning, she put Faith on a surf board to let him feel the movements of the water. Later she used peanut butter on a spoon as a lure and to reward him for standing up and jumping around. Even the other dogs at home helped to encourage him to walk. Amazingly, after only 6 months, like a miracle, Faith learned to bala

Stalker
So I was in Papi's Blog and ended up striking up a convo with Macaroni about My stalker. We decided it may make a decent blog. It started with me telling her that I had a myspace once with a lot of networking contacts and memories. I ended up having to delete it.. and why? For a year and a half I was getting RESTRICTED phone calls from a woman. Most of the year, she would call and just say nothing. When i started dating this guy, I would have him answer my phone and he finally got her to talk. At first.. she gave the name Charlize Theron.. Really?? REALLY??!?! BWHAHAAHAHA!! But then she settled on Shelly.. I swear on my mother's eyes, the bitch sounded like a drunken Retard. So the calls began to escalate. She would call between 12am and 3am. THEN she stared calling my job.. left 3 crazy messages on there.. leaving my myspace addy and then some. THEN she called my parents (my dad is 70) at 1am. I mean COME ON!!!! Also left the myspace addy. Thing I don't really want them to see.

Please Help My #1 Level To Disciple
THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE ¤jåmÉ§ms§0104¤Éήƒ¤®©έ® @t♫jέη§ ®¤¤m Has Auto 11's !!!!!!!!!!! jamesms0104 is on his way to Disciple and would love your help! He has a little over 3.4 million to go; and can make it with your help. He will have Auto 11's activated at 7pm fu-time on Friday, February 20th--and will be hosting Happy Hour at 10pm fu-time that night. Get your points and level up on him! Be sure to Fan/Add him while you're at it. Tell your friends to help him out too. Let him know that DaddyBear sent you. jamesms0104@ fubar

I Swear I Didn't
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I drink a lot of coffee and I am a coffee snob! 2. I feel like I am 28, unfortunately I am 38. 3. I was married by an Elvis impersonator in Vegas. (divorced now) 4. I was Goth before it was called Goth.. 5. I will never let you see me cry. 6. I am a ProChoice fiscal Republican. 7. My career background is Finance related. 8. I love useless information, ya never know when it will come in handy while drinking with friends. 9. I wish I were a Vampire or Witch! (i do like the taste of blood and would love to apparate) 10. I am who I am, and don't try to impress people with fakeness! I am tagging the

I Got Tagged
I got tagged by: ((President of the B-list)) Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm 44yrs old and I dont have any children...(no I'm not gay) 2. I've never been to the ocean 3. I was married for almost 2 yrs...only because the divorce took almost 4 months.......lol 4. I love to make other people laugh, if I can make someone laugh or smile then I feel that I have a accomplished something 5. I read for pleasure, mostly fiction, I read at least a book a week. 6. I write poetry...some good some sux.... 7. I can fix most anything. From cars to computers. 8. I used to fight a lot when I was growing up..I was the smallest kid on the block 9. I've worked in f

Please Rerate,,need To Stay Ahead!!!!
vvvvvvvvv CLICK ME PLEASE vvvvvvvvv ^^^^^^^^^CLICK ME PLEASE^^^^^^^^^^ ~Bratt~ needs her friends to RERATE her contest pic please!!Just 1 rate,so come on and leave 1,,you know you wanna=) THE ONE WHO HAS THE MOST RATES IN 2 WEEKS WINS (1) AUTO 11'S BLING THERE IS A MIN. OF 200 RATES TO WIN THE A-11 IF NO ONE REACHES THE 200 RATES THEN (1) TICKER AND A 5 CREDIT BLING WILL BE AWARDED CONTEST WILL START 2/18/09 @ 11 PM EST & END ON 3/4/09 @ 11 PM EST =) vvvvvvvvv CLICK ME PLEASE vvvvvvvvv ^^^^^^^^^CLICK ME PLEASE^^^^^^^^^^ > > > > > > > > > > DO YOU NEED HELP LEVELING WELL HERE IS YOU CHANCE TO GET YOU HELP X2 THESE 2 ARE RUNNING THERE AUTO 11sSO PLEASE GO SHOW THEM LOTS OFLOVE AND WORK TOGETHERWITH THEM IN LEVELING YOU AND THEM TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO HELP THESE TWO BEAUTY'S OUT SEXY GAL #1 ♥~BRATT~♥Fu Married to *TJATTHEROCK*&FuOwned by

Recruiting
We are looking for new members to join our family here at Club Frat. > > We are a small friendly group that shows our love by helping our family members with leveling and bombing their contests too. > > Please read the Club Frat > "Welcome to Club Frat Main Rules" > blog to see if this is for you. > > Please send a message to Club Frat Home page, > and post a comment in the blog as well. > We will be in contact with you as soon as possible. > > Thank you > > We do hope you join and become a part of our great family here at ....Club Frat or ask me info(Southern Charm) > > > >

Good Morning
This is late,but oh well....How was your morning? Most people say good,great or ok. This is my morning/night....I get a migraine and go to bed at 8 p.m. Next thing I hear is "I don't like this...ralph!!!!!!!" my son has thrown up on my bed again! He is leaning over the bed heaving...I am half awake thinking..."what the hell?!" I get him off the bed and he stands there heaving! I said "Run,run up the stairs! No,don't stop! Run!" He makes it to the bathroom and is good to go. I get him cleaned up and he walks over to the couch and passes out. Lucky him. I walk back downstairs yank my bed clothes off and throw them in the washer. It's 1 a.m. I am wide awake and thinking "Nice,I love sleeping in the recliner,really I do". My dog is looking at me with sad eyes as to say he is sorry for my night. I am looking at him saying "your ass gets skunked again and I am killing you!" He yawned,rolled over and went back to sleep. I stared at fubar til 4 a.m. and finally fell asleep in the recliner. So

Tryin' To Keep Up W/the "joneses"!
> > I will be activating an auto 11 Today @5:30pm EDT (1:30pm Futime)!!!!! They will run until Monday, March 9, 2009, 5:30pm EDT (1:30pm PDT)!!!! C'mon over and level up!!!! P.S., There will also be some love I need to return to people who have bombed me along the way as well! > > I will be activating auto 11's Today @5:30pm EDT (1:30pm Futime)!!!!! They will run until Monday, March 9, 2009, 5:30pm EDT (1:30pm PDT)!!!! C'mon over and level up!!!!

What If?
So Morgan and I were having this conversation about all the Auto 11s and Cherry Bombs being bought and looking at random people who have been buying lots of them. {no one we know personally} Imagine if you will, in 6 months time turning on the television one day to find "On the next Jerry Springer Show: I Done Ran Up My Credit Cards And The Wife/Husband Left Me Because Of Auto 11s And Cherry Bombs!" "Well, HawtLustyMILF promised to show me her NSFWs for a Cherry Bomb!" "StudMuffin said he would pick me over BigBabe69 if I bought him one of them thar Auto 11 Blings!" "I couldn't help it! I had sexyfinething on cam, hotmama4u on the phone, and BBWqueenthing's NSFWs. Them women done broke me!" "So many bewbs! I had to buy 10 bling packs this week alone!" "I traded my kids' food for a bling pack and ticker message!" /DED

Wanna Own Your Own Pretty Pyro Girl?
I mean, come on, who doesn't want their own pyro who will do things for them, within reason ;) Well now is your chance. Click the pretty picture and go bid on me. Pretty please with sugar on top (h)

Inside
I open my eyes and see your face do I belong here next to you in this place I know how I feel I felt it for so long when I am near you you make me strong I can tell you anything my love I confessed words escape me now I feel so blessed I hid for so long now I accept fate I know the risks and still open the gate I can not ignore it I give you my heart and wait for you to say lets start For once I am sure that what I am doing is right I dwelled in darkness and you showed me the light I was so scared to tell you how I feel now I know it was shared our hearts did reveal so I ignore my brain chase away the fear I can not wait soon I will be near When at last I am there and can hold you I will share my soul and you will know these words be true I make it my goal and solemnly vow to make you smile no matter the how So I open myself to you and share my love, my heart my compassion, my soul I give these freely to you to do as you

Omg The Stupidity!
I was reading the Sunday paper and I see that two people were arrested after having 26 pounds of pot mailed to their home. Do they come much dumber than this? Seriously... oh, and I feel kinda blah today, boobs would greatly improve my mood.

Up For Auction
Best offer by 6pm Sunday EST gets their choice. If Interested start bidding. I am up for auction in Mz Chaos new auction. Please rate my pic for prizes for most rates and please bid, I'd love a blast, bling or VIP. So please check out what I'm offering ;). Here is the link to my picture and offer. http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1029198&albumid=1666344&i=1840417080&idx=8 Thank you all. Please come out and show fu luv. Please rate and bid. The higher the bid the more will be added. Auction ends March 28, 2009 at 10pm Futime. So please come rate and bid. Here is the link: http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=2189136&albumid=1579972&i=497894325

Death
I feel very compelled to tell you that I feel your pain. Not like others say they do but in the same way with different details. Society only grieves with us for about a week. They then give "us" about another week or two maybe. At this point all is expected to return back to normal. They however fail to realize that we didn't just lose our life partner and part of our soul, but who we were died with them. Every plan, goal and dream included went into the ground as they did. We have to start over and find the "me" without the "us" the whole time having no desire to do so. Nobody unless they have been where we are can fully understand it. They think their words of comfort and encouragement will fix it. In reality all we need is to be held and rocked. No resolutions offered just let us pour out our soul and listen. Let use share memories to give our soul confirmation that we have not lost the only thing we have left of them, their memory. You are not gone until forgotten. Our bi

Argue Makeup
Me and a friend of mine had a discussion about women wearing makeup and why i have never really dated women that wear a lot of makeup. my take is i don't mind a lil lipstick and such but anything more

Leaving
Its hard knowing the fact everyone thinks you have a wonderful life, fun , happy, and cheerful life, but when you are alone, you cry for no reason you just cry and cry till you feel happy and then when you are happy you want to feel sad again and just keep crying.My friends say i am so strong i wish i could say this to them:I am tired of trying, I am tired over crying, i know i am smiling but inside i am dyin! may be then they would realise i am just a good actress! Just so depressed, why does it have to be like this???? Something i will never know :( Well i been thinking hard and i dont really know but really been thinking after my VIP is over with i might be leaving for good and will miss alot of yall but if you have anything on that subject that you want to say just leave a comment

The Sh*t List
1. GHOST SHIT. You know you've shitted.There's shit on the toilet paper, but nonein the toilet.2. TEFLON-COATED SHIT. Comes out so slick, clean and easy that youdon't even feel it. No trace of shit on thepaper. You have to look in the toilet to makesure you did something.3. GOOEY-SHIT. This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipeyour arse 12 times and it's still not clean.You end up putting toilet paper in your jocksso that you don't stain them. This kind of shitleaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.4. SECOND THOUGHT SHIT. You're all done wiping, and you're about tostand up when you realise....you've got more.5. POP A VEIN IN YOUR The kind of shit that killed Elvis. It doesn'tFOREHEAD SHIT. come out till you're all sweaty, trembling andpurple from straining so hard.6. WEIGHT WATCHERS You shit so much, you lose several kilos.SHIT.7. RIGHT NOW SHIT. You had better be within 30 seconds of a toilet.You burn rubber getting to the toilet. Usuallyit has its head out before you can get yo

Naughty Thoughts
Ally WayAfter a long night of dancing in a club, watching the strippers do there dance. All you can think of is the smell of cigarettes in the air with the slight hint of perfume. The drinks that just kept coming and of coarse the beautiful breasts that were in your face most of the night, especially these one pair. You sigh and remember these beautiful breasts that were perky, no scars so and didn’t look fake at all.

Long Battle I Will Fight
hi my name is dakota i just want to let you know and my friends i love dearly that i have cancer and i will fight hard the doctors say i can beat this they just caught it in time my mom passed in sept of 08 of cancer i dont want special treatment just want people come by and say hi i dont bite i love fubar and the people on here i have a wonderfull time on fu it keeps my hopes up to say hi to all people i do have a goal on fubar when i started i want to make it to level 30 i will that keeps me going i hope all will be here when i do make my level thanks all for taking time to read kisses/hugzzzzz

Evening At A Funeral Service......
Well most people who go to a Funeral Service are quiet and respectful.... but nooooo.. not my best friend Sandi.... I was walking in behind her into the Chapel..there was an older gentlemen holding the

Wtf Is Love
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO START OR HOW TO BEGIN, BESIDES SAYIN' IM TO THE POINT WHERE I JUST WANNA GIVE UP AND GIVE IN AND DISAPPEAR FROM THIS LIFE... YOU OPEN UP YOUR HEART TO SOMEONE AND JUST TO HAVE THAT PERSON TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU..TELLIN' YOU THAT THEY DON'T WANT THIS AND THEY DON'T WANT THAT... THEY WANT THIS AND THEY WANT THAT.. BUT YET YOU DO WHAT THEY WANT AND NOT WHAT THEY DON'T WANT AND THEN THEY GET PISSED AT YOU AND BLOW YOU OFF AND TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT, WALK ALL OVER YOU.. IT'S LIKE YOU CAN'T WIN, ALL YOU CAN DO IS LOSE... SO MY QUESTION I GUESS IS WHAT IN THE WORLD IS LOVE? THEY TELL YOU THEY LOVE YOU AND TREAT U LIKE SHIT! IS THAT LOVE? THEY TELL YOU THAT U ARE THE ONE, THEN LEAVE YOU HANGING!!!

Things To Think About
Why some soldiers go into battle without even wondering why just do as they are asked even when others ask them why they have no answer other than my country needs me? A country boy will survive anywhere he is placed but continues to look for the country however a city boy can't survive outside the city? A soldier will lay down his life for what he believes in and protect those around him with no questions asked but come home at times to ridicule and say that is why I fight? Why is it easier to go with the flow of things and complain rather than make a suggestion to do the change that you see needs to be done? Why do we tend to push those away we love at times to protect them instead of drawing them closer into us? Did you know that it takes less muscles to smile than it does to do anyother facial expression. Never figured this out why do we need peace and quiet to think cause we should be able to think at any point and time shouldn't we cause we have to make decisions in life co

~help Yourself~
I've always liked Tom Jones' music and Sensuality....this is one of my Faves.....'Help Yourself'.....words that resonate Passions I feel. Hope you enjoy it and smile. It's first on my playlist right now.......Peace Love is like candy on a shelf You want to taste and help yourselfThe sweetest things are there for youHelp yourself, take a fewThats what I want you to do.Were always told repeatedlyThe very best in life is freeAnd if you want to prove its trueBaby Im telling youThis is what you should doJust help yourself to my lipsTo my arms just say the word, and they are yoursJust help yourself to the love,In my heart your smile has opened up the doorThe greatest wealth that exists in the world,Could never buy what I can giveJust help yourself to my lipsTo my arms, and then lets really start to liveAllllllllll right. yeahMy heart has love enough for twoMore than enough for me and youIm rich with love, a millionaireIve so much, its unfairWhy dont you take a share

Squirting Orgasm
I lay back and let him do as he pleased. My legs spread wide apart and my hands tied behind my head to the bed. He began by gently stroking my pussy. One finger just touching me running along my pussy. Slowly he pushed it inside me and began to slide it in and out very delicately. The thumb touched my clit as he inserted two fingers into me. I had closed my eyes and begun to really enjoy the pleasures. He let his fingers move around inside me, his thumb gently rubbing against me. The pleasure I felt grew. On the third finger he began to push a little harder and a little deeper. The slippy wet fingers reaching deeper inside and pushing against me more. I felt the rise of pleasure again and the anticipation. I felt teased. I wanted more. I knew it would come but he was going so damn slowly. I knew I couldn't ask for more or he'd stop. Those were the rules. My brain begged but my mouth stayed shut. I could moan and enjoy all that he did but no pleas for something extra. He wanted to t

On My Mind
I am feeling quite terrified lately.. Been having a lot of dreams about what is going to happen when I have my baby. When I let "HIM" come to the hospital to see our son... What will happen when I see him? What will happen when I am holding my baby knowing that the father wants and never wanted anything to do with loving me? Will I resent my son for his fathers actions? Will I feel like I am a bad mom for not wanting to be around "HIM"? I am so scared that I am not completely over "HIM" too... I still look at his blogs about when he said he loved me. I still feel like crying every time I read the blog where he admits to cheating on me and when I read him writing how much he loves other girls... How he blames me for things.. Idk.. I cry almost every time I think about him period... I have a great guy who treats me amazing and I'm truly happy with him but I'm not truly over "HIM"..... I'm scared. I want to be with the father of my child but I know that can't and will never h

If It's So Perfect Why Leave?
If it's so perfect why leave? .........I think this a question we all have asked ourself at one time or another in relationships. Why is it when your in a relationship and everything is going so well, your other half stops and says " i guess i got scared everything was so perfect between us" as he/she walks away? Well if it's so perfect why leave? Just once i'd like to be in that relationship where that question isn't asked. How hard is it to find the one person who doesnt get cold feet? The heart and soul isn't something to be played with. If you truely love that person there shouldnt be any cold feet. I guess this is a question that may never fully be answered!!!!!! Why do relationships have to be so DAMN hard at times?

Shtuffs
Don't feel like doin a survey. Don't have any henhouse drama to expel. Just felt the urge to type. Back to your regularly scheduled mumming. Alright guys....and gals. For those who actually show up & read these things. I had a big ole blow out planned for my bday this year. Per usual in Saints world, shit started falling apart. So I decided fuck it. If I make no plans, they can't get ruined right? Scrapped it all. But I do want a few smiles for my anniversary of being vaginally expelled from my maternal units innards. This is where I turn to you fuckers. I wanna FuBdayParty. I want countless offkey renditions of Happy Birthday invading my Snapvine. Think a few of ya could manage that for me? Yes, I'm asking for me. Not asking much, just a chorus of that wretched song. Gimmee Happiez demmitt! Love youz fuckers. Grrrr. I hate being unaware. What happened with Jen? All I've heard is that she got IP banned. Anyone know what the score is? No one leg-humps me quite the same. *looks a

Mouthectomy
Has anyone tried to get a mouth-ectomy? I think I am a prime canidate for the first proceure. Trust me I don't need it anymore. I actually have been told it's infected. Foulness and bile tend to spit out more and more these days. And it is inflammed with sarcacm. I think nerve damage has also set in because what I mean to say comes out as the exact opposite. Seriously! Talking to me sometimes is like playing chess with a 2 year old; the actions make no sense and is usually more meesed up afterwards. And if a piece does end up in the right spot, trust me it wasnt an intentional action. So anybody who needs this procedure lets start a spupport group. the Brain 2 Mouth Group-B2MG ( got a better name?) My son said it best;

Darrian Lynx
SEXY SALUTES & NSFW for those who dont have one and would like to get one without having to wait an eternity! Salutes: I dont have credit cards or real money on FU, so helping me out with Blasts, Autos, Bombs, Bling Packs, VIPs, I'd be happy to reward you with salutes like these: Some take more time, what kind would you like?: This is the easiest kind, so it doesnt take alot to earn one like this: Yes, I have NSFW pictures, no, I do not allow everyone and their mother to view them, yes, I am open to allowing access if you would like and are helping me in some way as well. I love my FUS!

Just Clearing My Mind
Well, this is another addiction for me to try and juggle along with the rest of my resposibilities and addictions. lol After everything life has thrown at me, I still seemed to find a silver lining. I found a friend that I could never have asked for. I moved to this podunk town a few years ago in search of greener pastures. Well I found the pastures but they were full of manure. Ha yes it is a simple town of small mided people who don't realize how big the world actually is. I can not wait to get back home and the mess I love to call killadelphia :) Ok well i found an incredible group and they all work together to help those who need it to level and make friends. I have only been a member for 2 days and already i have met some incredible people. If you do get a chance please check out the group and maybe give it a try. I know my friends would love it. Thanks for reading this and hope everyone has a great week. Im off to bed xoxo this is the page so check it out :) thanks everyone htt

Whores
All my friends are whores.... I need to solve some problems 1. I have an hour to waste before spotlight bidding is done (I'm a whore) 2. I met a guy named Art to day he stole my stalker Witty (hes a whore) 3. Seamus is leaving me for a woman (hes a whore) 4. Captain Cooter and the Penis versus Boob Blog (whore) 5. Witty likes Arts kinky talk (whore)

Life
WOULD EVERY ONE PLZ STOP FOR A MINUTE AND SAY A PRAYER FOR MY FATHER IN LAW HE SEEMS TO BE SUFFERING FROM THE FIRST OR SECOND STAGES OF ALZHEIMERS AND LEFT HOME 2-3 DAYS AGO AND WAS FOUND LATER AFTER FILING A MISSING PERSONS REPORT HE HAD BEEN IN A BAD ACCIDENT HE WAS FLIGHT LIFTED TO A HOSPITAL IN WISCONSIN HE LIVES IN MICHIGAN NOT EXACTLY SURE WHERE IT TOOK PLACE HE HAD BEEN DRIVING FROM STATE TO STATE IN CIRCLES TILL HE LOSS CONTROL OF HIS WIFES CADILLAC AND WENT AIR BORN WHEN HITTING EXPRESSWAY EMBANKMENT AND THE CAR FLIPPING REPEATEDLY BUT HE WILL BE HOME SOON HE IS IN HIS 70'S AND HE HAS SUFFERED PUNTURED

Requirements
ok so im sick and tired of the AF telling me that im over weight! its not my fault im only 4 foot 11. any suggestions?? please help. alright, so this may be just a bit extreme, but whatever thats just who i am.i want nothing more in my life then to find the perfect person to spend the rest of my life with, but these days i just dont think that person is out there anymore. and everyone seems to think they are that person. so here are some guidelines for what I want and dont want... pretty much if you have these things dont talk to me.. 1. kids or want kids- i dont want em and i dont want a man that thinks he can change my mind cause he wants em, sorry 2. if youve been married, sorry. im afraid of marriage and dont believe in divorce, so if youve been there, im sorry. 3. smoker, heavy drinker or drug abuser- dont get my wrong i drink from time to time, i just dont want an alcoholic or pot smoker, whatever. 4. if you live with your parent, dont have a vehicle and or drivers license,

Bombing
Ok, I use Cherry bombs 3-4 times a week. Don't SB me if you don't have an auto on. Do not offer fubucks if you don't have an auto on. Don't SB without an auto and say "Bomb me and I will get you back" because 99% of you don't. I have plenty of people in my family that rarely gets an auto to bomb. They are in my family because they help me ALL the time. And for the people that ask me to bomb me and I do but don't return the favor, don't bother SB either. I have bombed yous like 20 times and like 10 of yous don't return the favor. You know who you are. Which brings me up the next subject. Why most people on here help people who don't even care about you? All they care about is leveling. So why waste your money and time on them when don't even bother to even say hi to you? Let them spend their own money and time. I am not saying EVERYONE is that stingy, but a good portion are. If ya'll read this an hate me then oh well. Its my opinion. Yeah I know. I will get morons that will comment chil

About Time...
Music is a huge part of my day to day life, as I'm sure it is for many. Events stick in my memory because of a piece of music/song/gig that I've been to...or memories are "evoked" when I hear a piece of music. The following are a few that immediately came to mind from a (fairly) long ago period in my life...and instantly brought a smile to my face.. Blood on Blood (live) 2nd row of a Sold out Giants stadium, 2001. Every hair on the back of my neck was on end...goosebumps everywhere. Not just an amazing moment, but a great trip with some wonderful friends. Sultans of swing album. Specifically hanging out in Mark Woods bedroom during the summer of 1990 with a new group of friends. This "saved" me from being with my regular friends for the summer who all retuned to school in the Sept of 1990 smoking, to some degree or another. So glad I didnt have to face the peer pressure at that point in time. Poison - Talk dirty to me. The Cat, Nantwich...Saturday Rock night throughout th

Bug Bites And Things That Go Pop
Alright I'm not the best picking out a name for this blog, :). So here it is about 30 minutes before I have to go play in the big sandbox. I am really exhausted, the sand fleas over here are keeping me up at night, along with the heat. I'm use to hot weather, I was raised in the South, but over here it can be quite annoying at times. I see all this sand and no ocean, I'm bummed j/k. Looking forward to my mid-tour leave where I can see more sand, but alas there will be water and trees. I am so wanting to go boating, yep yep many plans. Meet up with friends just relax for a while and hopefully get some sleep. Ok boring blog I know, but it was on my mind... =D. Luv ya Fu-friends.

Trash It
Imma sitting here going through stuff to either sell on Ebay/Craigs List, give away, or trash.... & Imma having a hard time letting go of stuff.... Since imma alittle buzzed.. it's all going in to the keep pile! What is one item you own that you really should throw away.... but probably never will!?!?!?!?! hope ya'll had a good weekend and peace baby

You Know Its Real When!
I have been talking to a few people this morning about true people and its amazing how many people out there hide behind some facade.. I believe i have been myself on here don't get me wrong there are times Ive been a total donk or bitch but its me being me If you had to ask me who the one person on this site i would trust with every aspect of my life is, the answer just spills from my mouth without having to think. There are a few people on her to be honest... but there is one that i have been myself with for over 3 years . Last night i was texting him and I was talking about taking my son to Mission.. he texted me back saying what kind of mission... it made me smile You see I have totally included him into my family that I believed he must know the store I'm referring to.. (mission is a skateboarding store) and of course why would he. Hes never been to my city but hes a part of my life so I just figured he knew... Hes been there to reassure me im not crazy, and when my mom was

One Year Anniversay..
Today is my one year anniversary of quitting smoking.. I didn't realize how many people I knew actually smoked. Im kind of jealous. I loved smoking, it felt and tasted soooooooooooooo good... For those of you who dont know why i quit ill give you a quick note. My mother was a top model in england before she met my dad..

This Is Exactly How I Feel ((perfect))
It’s not enough It’s not enough It never was or will beI never had the chance to thank you FOR RIPPING OUT MY HEARTIt’s not enough It’s not enough It never was or will beI never got the chance to sayFUCK YOUI don’t want to be your tourniquetFor minor lacerationsDon’t wanna be your Romeo Because you’re no Goddamn Julietyou always did know just what to say; insult and injuryYOU JUST LOVE TO HATE ME!It’s not enough It’s not enough It never was or will beI never had the chance to thank you FOR RIPPING OUT MY HEARTIt’s not enough It’s not enough It never was or will beI never got the chance to sayFUCK YOUYou’ve got a gunI’ve got a gun Let’s write a tragic endingDon’t wanna be this way againDon’t wanna be the one to blameyou can have the high roads; I’ll take the lows, disguise the frailtyI JUST LOVE TO HATE YOU!((FCK I HATE LOSING SOMETHING THAT I LOVE))....:( I loved you, You made me, Hate

True Me
Name: DevinAndell Birthdate: June,25 1985 Birthplace: Rehoboth,Delaware Current Location: Orlando,Fl Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Red Height: 5-11 Weight: 235 lbs Piercings: not yet Tatoos: not yet Overused Phraze: Fagbag!! FAVORITES Food: Chinese,Italian Candy: War Heads,and any Number: 69 Color: red Animal: Dragons and wolves Drink: pepsi Alcohol Drink: baileys irish cream Bagel: onion Letter: f Body Part on Opposite sex: eyes they are the window to the soul This or That Pepsi or Coke: pepsi McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burger King Strawberry or Watermelon: both

Falling Off The Wagon
The other day I fell off the wagon and cut myself several times on my wrist. It has been a few months since I had done it last and can't really pinpoint a reason why I did it. I saw the razor blade and felt a surge of adrenaline that rivals any high I have ever had. Taking the razor across my wrist, seeing the first tiny drops of blood was like a release. It actually made me smile to see the marks and blood. I go back to the psychiatrist on the 13th and discuss this episode, the fact my anti depressant makes me feel like I'm just a shell, and my insomnia is in full fucking effect.

Betrayal
If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country.Edward M. Forster1879-1970, British Novelist, Essayistmore famous quotes

Waxing Poetic
We're snowed in ... and the lights flicker. Surrounded, trapped. Voices echo across the fallen snow. It's so bright we forget it is the dead of night. How easy to dismiss our fears to explain away our fright. How sad to come across your demons in the dead of night.

My Son
Well everyone keeps wondering where I have been..I have been in and out of the hospital with my son..Not just for his broken hand that he just had surgery ,but for some issues with his chest. I am unsure what is causing with problem and as much as we have been in the fucking hospital you would think that they could find out what it is .

2009
When time comes to read these words that I have written for you ...read with an open heart and know my words are true. To my first Grand-daughter Emerald my blooming flower shall my heart enrich you to your ending days for I walk beside you always. I wish you to take the time to smell the roses, And collect a pocket full of poseys. Take time to watch the wings of a dragonfly, And go see that a willow really does cry. Go run barefoot through a field of flowers, Know yourself well;know your internal powers. Watch the flames of a high blazing fire, To see the dragons full desires. Never blow a flame to put it out, Should smother without a doubt. Make a wish on a first seen star, May your thoughts be true and up to par. Sing a song out loud for all to hear, You'll always have a listening ear... Take a ride bareback on a Unicorn on its way to a hidden place, Learn the true meaning behind a butterfly..look close for you may see a face. Hold close the true meaning on unconditional love, Fo

Bomb Or Auto?
IM AUCTIONING OFF A BOMB OR AUTO.... YOUR CHOICE AUCTION STARTS FEB. 8TH AND WILL RUN TILL FEB 26TH. STARTING BID AT 10MILL. GOOD LUCK!!LEAVE COMMENT BELOW WITH UR BID! STOPPING THE AUCTION EARLY. WILL END TONIGHT AT 8PM EST. BIDDERS WERE NOTIFIED AND GIVING CHANCE TO REBID. TY TO ALL WHO ENTERED

The Jewels By The Sea
My Mom, whom passed away kind of suddenly, on January 29th, 2010, God Bless Her.... had an awesome hobby of selling all kinds of jewelry on Ebay.... her hobby took off & she opened a store there on Ebay, 4 years ago and was doing really well with it..... I know my Mom would want me to keep this store up and running for her, as I am and will, the best that I can. I know Mom will give me the insight, inspiration, and guidance I need, because not only is it a hobby, it's a second job! So in remembrance of my Mom..... (my guardian angel) If you need that special gift for someone, especially Mom, (Mothers Day is coming our way) check out the link below.... If you see something you like, let me know.... make me an offer. http://stores.ebay.com/The-Jewels-by-the-Sea-Store Thanks...much: peace & all that to all Have a good day! peace baby

That Goldie Chick From Jersey
As of this moment, I just saw someone upload a mobile picture so I'm wondering if there is a FuBar app I could get for my IPhone. I only joined a few days ago (well duh, num nuts), and I'm finally figuring the ins and outs of the site. I've started making some friends, some on account of random questions, and others because I don't mind answering the pervy questions. It's not like drunk guys in bars don't ask the same things to your face, and it's a lot more comfortable online. I am always online, and no I'm not some loser with nothing to do, I just work on my computer all the time, or my phone. And yes, it is very boring! I'd rather be somewhere, anywhere, even another part of my house. Oh well, tough shit. Back to work.

Thoughts On The Sundry
As most of you know I have been talking about our place in the universe and how we can decipher some meaning for our lives from the clues given us by that unseen force that created this mess.

Trannies Muse
Over the years words have been made into the bane of our society. Such words as "NIGGER", and "SPIC" seem to become PC all of sudden. I remember when "LIBERAL" was the worse thing since "COMMIE". Speaking of which now "SOCALIST" will get you pegged as a Communist sympathizer. But then the word that came born in the 21st Century is now added to the list of the most hated words I want to hear...."REBOOT".Ever since the old War of the World series in syndication, I didn't understand what a REBOOT was, but it was the perfect example.REBOOT - How to turn crap, into shit.I caught the craze a bit when the REMASTERED Battlestar Galactica came into being. Was it a reboot? Oh hell yeah, it was. Did I watch it? Oh hell yeah I did. I actually enjoyed MOST of it, and found it provocative for the reason we get inside the characters, the conflicts, inside the politics, the social issues. Like Star Trek, it delve into REAL WORLD ideas, and subject matter. Was it crap? After that ending, oh hell yeah..

People Are People
Ok my fubar friends, here is something for you to chomp on, Here is it Mothers day, Everyone is celebrating their mothers today, and Me being a mother myself, am happy I get to spend time with my kids. However, this is where this passage gets interesting, I live 300 miles away from my children and dont get to see them much anymore, they prefer to be with their friends and go to school in a familar place, So this weekend, BEING MOTHERS DAY, I thought it would be nice to take a trip on the bus to see my kids, Not even before I hit town, people are calling me making plans for me to spend the whole day with them and I can spend time with my kids when we were done. So I called this morning and said I wasn't going riding with them because my kids are the reason I am in town. These people try to make me feel guilty for not dropping what I want to do for them. When I dont see them riding their happy harley riding asses to where I live? Sounds a little one sided to me..So I say, That if they

School Days
It was a Sunday afternoon and my friend tells me she has torun to the school she works at to get ready for tomorrow and asks if I wannacome and keep her company. I say sure why not I’m not doing anything so wedrive to the school and we go in and she shows me her class room and as shestarts setting up I get bored and tell her I’m going to explore after aboutfive minutes I stumble on to a very sexy looking male teacher also setting upfor tomorrow he’s wearing some nice tight fitting jeans and a sexy button upshirt that fits him nicely. Looking very sexy I wait till he goes in the closetand sneak into the room and close and lock the door. When he comes out I’msitting on his desk and I’m wearing a plaid mini skirt a nice white low-cut topand some very sexy heels and my hair is braided in two like pig tails. He looksshocked and asks where I came from so I tell him I came here with my friend butI got bored while she was setting up her class room so I decided to

This And That About Me
“sure thing baby ;)” i say to you. you think i have just used “baby” as a term of endearment, but in reality babies are dumb and loud and obnoxious. i have insulted you and you dont even realize it. take that Society One of these will be tattooed on me.

Innocent Fun
It was a Friday afternoon and I was sitting on the couchwatching TV when the doorbell rang when I answered it, it was my brothersfriend derrick he said him and my brother were supposed to hang out today I toldhim he got called in to work for a few hours but he’s welcome to wait, he saysok and comes inside I tell him he can play some video games while he waits I gottago check my laundry upstairs I’ll be back in a few, so I go upstairs and put myclothes in the dryer and change into a skirt and a sexy halter top n heels I goback down stairs and ask derrick if he can help me with something he says sureif he can so I tell him I need his male opinion on an outfit for my date I havetonight I go around in front of him and ask if what I have on looks ok he doesn’tanswer right away so I turn around and ask is it to short? He still doesn’t answerso I say hello earth to derrick is this outfit ok he finally answer uh yea itsgreat so I say thanks but before I walk away I say

Bad Luck 'tunnel'
Well, since so many of my family/friends have been wondering why I'm not on fu as much as before...Well this is what happened: Sept 11th my washer quit on me..(have to go next door to do laundry); then on 18th my car, hubby was driving to get to work,

I Cannot Love You Anymore
What have you done to me?A shadow of misery as emotions disappear.Once we drank of bliss,hand in hand and innocent,but your love perished.A sickening cloud of lies -emotions follow memory, follow pain,love forgotten.In a haze of hatred,I see you. I must go away, in this noxious world of yours I cannot smile.With my smothered lips and the poisoned kisses,

9/11/2001-13 Yr Anniversary!
I can hardly believe my daughter wasn't even born yet!! I was at my job on 14th Street and Union Square East... I watched the second tower hit and both fall... They asked all able bodied professionals to stay to help. I left after three hours of NO PATIENTS! By the time our fellow NYers got from the WTC center to 14th St, they were dazed, dusty and alive. No need for medical care. I left and walked about 75 blocks uptown to a coworkers apartment until I finally had to walk back down and walk the Brooklyn bridge across and get myself home. I will NEVER forget that day crying for my friends who lost loved ones in those buildings. sighhhhhhhhhhhh

Never Grow Up!
You know.. I absolutely relish in witnessing my child's mind expand and comprehend more and more every single day.. and watching him the last 2yrs as he has learned to read...and read WELL! The world around him has now made so much more sense.. Street signs, building names, graffiti... everything just now has depth to it. Has a meaning.. and he has to express it all..Bumper stickers, license plates, billboards... Which then opens the flood gates to many, many deep discussions on every topic out there... and his little mind then expands that much more.. The wondrous look in his eyes, that exuberance in his voice... And I can't help but think that I don't remember when the world finally clicked to me.. and someday he will forget this feeling. This moment in his life. How do you capture that for him to look back on? How do you bottle this essence of his childhood for him to ever feel again. Watching this... sitting back and just awestruck in the awesomeness that it actually is..

Perspective
Usually I keep much of my personal business off of here. I've been on here since 2007 and Fubar-experience/observations Of others has repeatedly shown that any kind of openness and direct honesty on here is often used against them when one does not subscribe to a certain point of view of others or their doings. I joined Fubar at a time when my partner at the time was deployed and I was nursing my mother through breast cancer that she beat. Now long story short, for some I don't know why reason, Fubar removed my displayed location during one of my Fubar hiatus and has not allowed me to repost it. I live in Queensland Australia and therefore my Timezone is not the same as the bulk of other individuals time zones in North America ! I get on here to have a few laughs and relax whilst I am also doing other things offline. If I had to sit and just be on Fubar I'd get bored really fast! I don't have the want or need to "play", the Fubar game and I rarely send individual "gifts" on her

Transaction Or Payment Problems
Enter FuMafia Questions and Feedback Here Social Concepts and Fubar.com Credit Card & PayPal Authorization Form If you are asked to fill out a credit card authorization form, please do not be alarmed. We developed this form in cooperation with our merchant account and paypal to prevent fraud. The best way to explain is the analogy the paypal fraud department used when explaining it to me. What business can a person with a bag over their head spend over a hundred dollars without an Identification check. The process is simple and painless.

My Internet
I am haveing alot of trouble w/my internet signal. Ill be off/on until it gets fixed. It may show that im online but most of the time I get booted before I can log out. Dunno how long it will be. Not long I hope. I will returnn all luv.

My Writing
SALVAGE As the morning sunlight streamed in through the barred window, the prisoner got up from his sleeping place on the floor. He wondered what misfortune today would bring. He was an ugly young man, but his time in incarceration had aged him quickly. Despite that he carried himself with a poise and dignity few could muster. He couldn't even remember his life outside and when exactly he found himself inside. A large cockroach scuttled across the floor and stopped immediately in front of him, hissing. One of the many other denizens of this dank and horrid place. The prisoner backed away against the wall, more out of dismay and disgust than fear. The guard walked past. He was a large muscular man with a shaven head and covered in tattoos. As part of his equipment he carried a heavy truncheon. He was obviously amused at the situation he saw. "Scared of a fucking cockroach, huh?" He took his keys off his belt, opened the cell door and marched inside, crushing the cockroach under his

Amy's Rants
Someone please let this guy know this is not Hot or Not. What a doofus. · kawiboytwo rated your photo a '10'! · kawiboytwo rated your photo a '2'! · kawiboytwo rated your photo a '1'! · kawiboytwo rated your photo a '7'! · kawiboytwo rated your photo a '3'! · kawiboytwo rated your photo a '10'! · kawiboytwo rated your photo a '10'! · kawiboytwo rated your photo a '10'! · kawiboytwo rated your photo a '5'! · kawiboytwo rated your photo a '2'! · kawiboytwo rated your photo a '10'! · kawiboytwo rated your photo a '10'! Yes. I blocked him. I was tired of seeing him in my bartab. I just wanted to share a discussion board posting from my online class. The class is Alcohol and Drug Abuse Seminar. It has undergraduate and graduate students in it. But sometimes I feel like I'm discussing things with middle schoolers because their spelling, grammar, and intelligence are all lacking. I feel like maybe I worded my response wrong, but I'm so sick of close minded f*c

The Horrors Of The Mind That Never Rests.
This is your one chance.... Ask a former "Cleanup Specialist" anything. DISCLAIMER: I am using the term "Cleanup Specialist" as a deliberate misdirection. For obvious reasons, I will not name the official title, which agency I reported to, classified or detailed intel of work performed, etc.)I was one of the guys tasked with some of the things our government doesn't like to speak publicly about. "Cleanup Specialists" do both on-field and off-field work.

Me
This past Saturday my son had extreme abdominal pain, then 2 days later pain in his thighs that he described as bad enough to make him puke. Both times he went to the ER, both times told it was nothing more than muscle cramps. My son is 24yrs. old and has always been an athlete. He still holds his High School's indoor High Jump Record and is 4th overall on most recieving yards in a season for their football team, so we're not talking a lazy whiny kid. I post this as a warning... My son may die or have permanent kidney damage or require a transplant due to LEGAL sports drinks and Muscle Mass powders... I don't know how to embed a video in the blog, so there's a video in the comments... pray for him pls. DP For the first time in 15 years, this Tuesday night, my friend and i will be playing some guitar at a local drinking establishment.

My Poetry
A long path of hardship and loneliness is the one she has walked down for so long, Her head hung low with disappointment and sadness that she carries with her. Her soul empty and heart broken into pieces she feels are beyond repair, The road is covered in harsh rocks and the fire of hatred for those who kicked her down. As the tears fall and her hopes fade into nothing she sees the endless path before her, At the point when she almost gives up a hand reaches for hers…… There he stands his hand in hers and she looks up into his eyes, Caring, so soft with love he looks at her as though she is a goddess before him.

Court
Holy scriptures have it that two women appeared before Prophet Solomon claiming that both of them were the mother of a baby. The prophet was faced with a dilemma. How would he be able to decide who the real mother was? However, he was famous far and wide for his wisdom so he ordered that the child be cut in half and that a half be given to the women who claimed to be the mother. The older lady said, “yes, it’s ok. Divide the child in half and give me my share.” But the younger of the two cried, “No, please don’t harm the baby. I give up all claims to the child. Please give the infant to the other lady.” In an instant, the prophet knew who the real mother was. Of course, he did not cut the child in half. He told the younger of the two to take her baby home. He knew that because she was the real mother, she would rather give up her child than see it harmed. He admonished the older one because she laid false claims to a child not her own.

Everything
If u need the cherry bomb achievement chrerry inferno and have been unable to pass it and u need some help or would like me to try and get past it for you message me :) i passed it my first try with a broken wrist. If you want to see my private pic folder make me an offer of credits only please. If you have seen my private pics please feel free and leave a comment below. This is a blog that I am posting so that everyone that Tastylikekandii is saying negative things to about me can hear my side of thestory. I just ran a 3 day chain of multiple blings to knock out some achievements so I could work on my remaining few levels. These types of blings(Happy Hours, Rockstars, etc) cost quite a bit of credits as you all know. This 3 days of bling cost over 900 credits, soI asked credits for family adds to help me with all that. Kandii had not paid to be in family for this event, and knew (because I had told her so) that Iwould keep her in my family until I had only her spot left to give to s

My First Blog!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to let them know that they've been tagged, and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Im addicted to Doritos! 2. Im 5'8 3. I love dogs! ALL dogs but the bullier the breed the better... 4. I have 4 tats and counting 5. I dont wanna have kids... 6. I have a razor sharp wit......seriously...be careful I dont slice ya while walkin by! 7. Ill be 41 in august :) 8. I LOVE my friends more than absolutely ANYTHING in the world 9. Fav meal is spagetti n meatballs w/extra sauce! 10. I LOVES me some vodka! 11. Im good at movie n music trivia 12. I wanna e in love 13. Fav show Seinfeld......watch every day sometimes 2 or 3 times 14. I have to pee a lot...hence my porn name..."Mishel European" 15. I

Helpful Fubar Stuff
Below is a list of some FuBar Support Blogs I have available. I have included clickable links, so they are easy to find. If you wish, you may link to any blog. Also, please repost so others can read this. (If you're short the 10 fubucks..i'll be happy to transfer it. :P) Clearing Cookies and Cache http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737 FU Marriage http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/947796 Clickable Pics http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/797493 How to Make Basic Skins http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/695744 Simple HTML For Your Bulletins and Blogs http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/576293 Downloading Fonts To Your Computer http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/701349 SKINS-Ripping/Pasting Code/Generating http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/567394 Site Navigation and Mumming for the New Members http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/482649 Blocking and Unblocking...Your Options http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/538359 There are many more site

Just Here
Tuesday 4/14/09 9 PM EST AUTO'S ON: RULES FOR PAYOUT: 1. WOULD PREFER ALL PICS RATED DURING HH2. WHEN DONE SEND ME PM WITH THE FOLLOWING: a. Subject: # pics rated NO PM = NO PAY NO SHOUT BOX YOU WILL GET PAID ONCE I VERIFY YOUR RATES. I WORK FOR A LIVING SO GIVE ME A FEW DAYSNO CHEATING: LAST OF ALL LETS LEVEL UP TOGETHERTHANK YOU MONDAY 3/16/09 AUTO'S ON: RULES FOR PAYOUT: 1. ALL PICS MUST BE RATED DURING HH OR NO PAY. 2. WHEN DONE SEND ME PM WITH THE FOLLOWING: a. Subject: # pics rated b. In Body: Folder name rated NO SHOUT BOX YOU WILL GET PAID ONCE I VERIFY YOUR RATES. I WORK FOR A LIVING SO GIVE ME A FEW DAYS NO CHEATING: I DO RUN A PROGRAM CALLED SPECTOR AND IT SCREEN SHOTS 24/7 SO I WILL KNOW WHAT U RATED LAST OF ALL LETS LEVEL UP TOGETHER THANK YOU Ok I was asked by someone who I use to rate every pic they had when they ran an auto 11, why I don't rate them anymore. ANSWER is quite simple. You see I rated many peeps folders in en

Lung Cancer!
hi everyone . just wanted 2 let ya'll all that i have lung cancer ! the doctor told me 9 to ~ 15 months left! the cancer has moved up into my chest now so im not breathing 2 well so this will cut sum time off of my time. 6 to 8 months if im lucky. i wanna thank all my friends on here for helping me to be strong ! ty

Check This Out
my friend was bought in an auction two days ago and her owner started making his status say rude things then did a mumm cause she did not do all she promised IN TWO DAYS............ I tried to talk to him sine he is / WAS a friend of mine to. he blocked her and I told him to stop being so childish. Then I blocked him and this is what I get in my yahoo Guess I got the last word...lol

I Don't
soo her're the thing about me... I have been used, abused, played, fucked over, treated like shit, treated like a princess, abandoned ... pretty much everything you could do to a girl... it's been done to me... you know the thing is all my life... i'm like "oh it's ok" that used to be me they should have named me "oh it's ok" cuz that was how i pretty much approached life. but as of last week.. hahah it took THIS long to get here... no more "oh it's ok" from NOW on it's "no more" i don't want to hear your apologies, I don't wanna know your reasons. I don't wanna know the reasons behind your actions or that somehow it was MY fault. I don't wanna know what drove you to hurt me, or hear how in your past you've had trust issues... and somehow that all falls on me. you are and always will be a dead memory. i won't go look @ your page and miss you, i won't attempt to call, look @ your pics, sb, yim or message you. i am gone. I won't ask our friends how you are or what you're up t

Random :)
Bottle of Wine A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Mondaymorning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, butamazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After theycrawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The womansays, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just lookat our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a signfrom God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of ourdays.' Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a signfrom God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car iscompletely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely Godwants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.' She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opensit and drinks half the bottle and then ha

Auction
Come on and check out these lovely auction virgins willing to do things just for you. You know you want to. Each lovely lady has listed exactly what she is willing to do for the highest bidder. Take a look and bid on these beautiful ladies. All of them are 1st time auction virgins so be nice and show them a ton of love. Just got to my auction folder and take a look. Here is the link to my auction folder check it out.

Pervs B Gone!!!
The anger rages The tears flow The pleas cry out The fears grow The prayers begin The waiting returns The peace spreads Karma will one day make you wish you were dead. ~College Girl~ How I handle pervs.... ->whip me, t...: heres ur answer *block* whip me, t...: you ever dominate a man sweetie whip me, t...: hello how are ya -> Idontcareless: heres ur answer *block* next time read profiles!!!! Idontcareless: hey sexy do u have yahoo or msn?

My Ideal Vacation Spot
My ideal Vacation spot...... One day as I was driving into a small town called Ponoka I noticed signs for a psychiatric hospital.... my head start spinning and thoughts started rolling and i thought to myself that would be the ideal vacation spot.. Follow along with me on my ride. First not only do you get pills to wake up and be happy but you get pills to go to sleep. You can pee in your bed and someone will clean that up for you You don't really have to get out of bed to eat they will bring your food to you You get to discuss your feelings all day if you want Your get to do arts and crafts YOu can look into paint splotches and decide what you see.. You can people watch and there will be entertainment in it... These are just a small portion of why i think i should check myself in...

Prayers Needed For A Hero..please Read And Repost! (repost)
A Tribute to Tonya A.K.A. Bi Sexy Molly Tonya aka Bi Sexy Molly dies a hero in fatal house fire she saved her sister in laws life, her brother Mickey aka Sr Dark Knight also sins husband just died in Oct. now Tonya and her mom and her 2 sons all died in house fire and the only survivor was Deb A.K.A. Sinfully Delicious and the only reason Deb is still alive is because Tonya saved her life, the National Guard is giving Tonya a medal for being a hero and for all of you who knew her she loved all her friends with all her heart, she will be terribly missed by a lot of us and I'm in need of all of your prayers, Love Deb Here is the links to Tonya's and Deb's page if you would like to stop by and pay your respect's... BI-SEXY MOLLY*~RIP MY SISSY, TONYA SAVED MY LIFE & THE NATIONAL GUARD IS GIVING HER A MEDAL,

C51 Rants Of Life
Ok so many of these questions has popped up and not that anyone really reads my blogs... but at least I have a place to send them when they ask stupid questions. Anyways... yes I believe in God... No that does not mean I judge you no that does not mean Imma preach to you... I just simply believe in God aka a higher power... I was raised Christian... but guess what so were my sisters and they both believe in other things. So who cares? Honestly... I find more and more that the people that do judge are usually ppl with nothing to believe in which to me is like not living. Even if you believe that mash potatoes got here by potatoes having wings and smacking into a random skillet then by all means believe it I'm down... and please tell me more!

Rest In Peace Ashley
as some of you may know melody fell and passed out stopped breathing wed night. she was taken by 911 to local hospital where she was treated and released thursday night only to pass out again early this morning.shes still in icu could maybe be sent to a room or her own sat afternoon .on top of the two tumors she has had they have found a large mass on her right lung they can got control her blood presseras of yet and they are thinking part of this is due to pulmonary heart disies,tests are pending should be in early sat morning please keep her in your thoughts and prayers

Sami's Thoughts
September 20, 2008 they say when you love someone they become a part of you and when they leave they take a piece of you with them. what if you love that person with every ounce of your being and they are your whole world, when they leave they take a big chunk of who are.. you feel on whole like your incomplete. I hate to admit as much as it kills me I know its right. but it is better to have loved and lost then to never have loved at all. for once I knew love or what I thought was love. I meant something to someone. now I mean nothing to no one. that's what hurts the most having the person you thought you meant the world to no longer care what you are doing or if you're ok. now I get to go through each day wondering if/when I will feel that way or if I really want to again. but its sad and easy to say that I do. to get hopes built up and knocked down all over again sure why not, but not now, not for awhile. I know I'm worth so much more and that I am great. I just need to remember wh

Alana
So it's been 2 years and a day now since Frank checked out. I went to visit with him for a bit tonight where I go to visit ;) I cried a little, but only because I miss him very much still. People do stupid shit when they are sad. I wish it was easier to see ahead. Anyways I know none of you know anything about my friend. Thats ok ;) He'd have definitely had fun being the one you love to hate anyways. He stirred a lot of shit on the net :D I know he knows what I tell him..and that may make me crazy. I can live with that ;)

Just Thoughts
Well I haven't posted in this in awhile so I thought it was time to add one to it!!! The person I am going to add most of you probably know and are maybe even friends with, but I honestly don't care. I DO NOT tolerate people that lie and play people like their emotions don't matter. This person for several days told me how much he loved me and wanted to be with me and how wonderful I am and then turned around and said the same exact things to another girl. Well when I confronted him on it and called him out on all his bullshit lies he decided to block me...LIKE I CARE....I just want the rest of the fu-world especially the girls to be aware of this, so here ya go here's his link

Allergic To Bullsh*t!!
OK SO I DECIDED IT'S MY TURN TO GET ON THE SOAP BOX!!! EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE VENTING ABOUT THE WAY THINGS HAVE BEEN GOING ON THE SITE....AND WELL I GOT A FEW THINGS TO SAY TOO!! SINCE WHEN DID A WEB SITE BECOME REAL LIFE? EVERYONE KEEPS GETTING PISSY ABOUT NOT GETTING ATTENTION FROM THIS PERSON AND THAT PERSON...OH GET OVER IT ALREADY!! IT'S A FREAKING WED SITE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD AND IF YOUR LIFE IS THAT LAME THAT YOU HAVE TO CRY OVER THE LACK OF ATTENTION ON THE NET....GROW UP!!! DON'T GET ME WRONG I DO SEE THAT ALOT OF THE PEOPLE THAT GET ALOT OF ATTENTION ARE ONES THAT WANT TO ACT LIKE SKANKS AND SHOW STUFF JUST TO GET PRESENTS THAT THEY WILL NEVER HOLD IN REAL LIFE AND YES THAT IS PURE BULLSH*T!! A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THIS CAME LAST WEEK WHEN I SENT OUT A BULLETIN TELLING EVERYONE THAT MY AUTO 11'S WERE ON...A GREAT OPPORTUNITY FOR ME AND OTHERS TO GAIN POINTS WELL SEVERAL PEOPLE WROTE ME AND SAID I WILL HELP YOU IF I CAN SEE YOU NAKED, OR YOU SEND ME A

Me
Fuck me?!!! today....is my second 'fu birthday',has to be said,i blooody amazed i lasted this long,so i guess its time to reflect on the last year. Ok,tha took all of 30 seconds,an a overwhemling feeling of dread an misery engulfed my whole being.

Tongues Licking....
So, among the photos I have posted of myself, men keep making comments about what their tongues could do to various parts of my body. Each and every time, my first thought is "ewwwwww." I suppose there may be women out there who like to have various body parts licked, but I am absolutely NOT one of those women. In fact, I can't think of even ONE part of my body that I would enjoy having licked. Licking is for lollipops and ice cream cones and animals bathing themselves. I do not view licking as any sort of appealing sexual act. So, for any of you who will actually read this, please please please stop telling me what you'd like to do to me with your tongues. It's making me ill! I think that most guys are easy to please when it comes to sucking their cock. Sure, you might find yourself the occasional connoisseur, but generally if you go for quantity over quality you can't go wrong. But, if you want to blow his mind when you blow his cock, here's some tips. I've got most of my info

Help A Friend Out !!
This wonderful lady is only 101,000 from leveling !! She is super sweet and could use all the help she can get so please go show her some love for me !! big huggles !!!! ~♥StarShine♥~ 2nd Alarm Hotties Member~ Fu Engaged 2 Indiana Cowboy~@ fubar

Fubar Stuff
I added a guestbook and a voice comment box on my page here are the widgets below...feel free to sign my guestbook and leave a voice comment. thanx Beto You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Charging 2. Your significant other? work 3. Your hair? brown 4. Your mother? shopping 5. Your father? working 6. Your favorite thing? Partying 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? Alcohol 9. Your dream/goal? Successful 10. The room you're in? Dining 11. Music? All 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? rich

Love
Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when I talk to you, I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start.

Tagged!
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? pocket 2. Your significant other? upstairs 3. Your hair? missing 4. Your mother? Alive 5. Your father? dead 6. Your favorite thing? life 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? juice 9. Your dream/goal? comfort 10. The room you're in? family 11. Music? R&B 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? retired 14. Where were you last night? Home 15. What you're not? Mean 16. Muffins? Blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? Comfort 18. Where you grew up? Germany 19. The last thing you did? type 20. What are you wearing? Clothes 21. TV? News 22. Your pets? dogs 23. Your computer? laptop 24. Your life? Progressive 25. Your mood? Chan

Mfkn Hera
Suicide Ride Hey, does it feel goodwhen the knife sinksbeneath your skinand you blood gushes from withinThe crimson red sticky liquid, rains down your armAnd then you go insane , you never meant any harmand the scars that remainare nothing compared to the painThat you feel insideyou can't escape or hideand you hate yourself so muchwon't let others get close enough to touchcause you know fairy tales just aren't realYou and I know reality is a different dealand now they send you to a shrinkTo find out, supposedly what you thinkThe say things behind your backthe lies and rumors start to stackThen they give you false hopethe meds will help you copeand all the pain will be relievedOr so thats what you believedthough now you try to cover what you've doneHey I did it too, we both thought it was funAnd you can come back againcause we know the knife is our only friendand now you can say you triedyour own little suicide rideby Darkdaydreamer No Guarantees No guarantee that you'll ever meet tha

Christmas
I started out to leave everyone comments but my piece of shit puter gets locked up on peoples pages so I opted for here. Doesn't mean I love you any less.. Hope you all have a Happy and safe Holiday.. XXXXXOOOOOOOxxoooXooXXoofor nacho libre fans P.S. I hope I was good enough girl for Santa to bring me new laptop..

My First Auto 11's!!
a friend gave me an early bd present,my first auto in 6months.now you all have to rate me damnit lol so plz tell your friends so i can make godfather by my bd:D hey 2 all my ladyfriends,the lounge i work at has become a real sausage factory lol so would be awesome 2 have some feminin company 4 a change:D plz come and join at cherry's psycho lounge and party with me:p CAN ANYONE FIND ME SOMEONE I CAN BUY A VIP FROM?I HAVE ALL THESE PICS AND I CANT ADD ANYMORE DAMNIT LOL WILL BE 4EVER GREATFUL:D

Weather
We have storms moving through with wind gusts potentially getting up to 70 mph and HEAVY rains this evening and tonight. My power is already dimming and flickering sporadically, so it's possible I will soon be without power. Just letting you know. ♥

Stuff To Make
I need to know who I have to make one for yet and who wants one. Want something special let me know(credit for this line goes to Lil Spicey). If you want a couple of different salutes let me know. And so on and so forth. Just comment the blog below and tell me what name you want on it. ***For everyone who is new to this blog if you don't sign it you't get a salute*** Finished ones are as follows: Beach Babe Harley DJ Sexy Eyez Lil Spicey Blazing Eyes32 Lace Rockermom1978 Tanzie Rockon40x Sexy Seductive Angel Ninja Beautiful Disaster UR SWEETEST ADDICTION *purr* ~Kittylicker~_69 Papa's 81 Katilac olɐɥ uɹoʇ HockeyBrat Bad Kitty, No Catnip DREAMZ DaviGurl !!Wild Child!! 2cuteforwords Ones to be made: Indy Colts Becky Luvbug Those who have made me one in return: Harley Tanzie Beautiful Disaster DaviGurl ~Kittylicker~_69 Bad Kitty, No Catnip Luvbug rockermom1978 ****This list will be updated as I upload the salutes.***

I Need Prayers!!!
Hi My Dear & Sweet FuFriends... I swore when I joined Fubar for the third damn time, that I would not air my dirty laundry, meaning my personal life drama...but this is different...and very serious..!!! I'm leaving here soon to go see my Dr.'s.! I've been having severe chest pains, clammy skin, tingling, numbing, electrical sensations etc. since this past Saturday night..!! I'am scared too death..!! I have every symptom of having a "Mild Heart Attack" and my Dr.'s Nancy & Chris are freaking on me..!!! They both actually scared me into going in for a EKG and some type of Sonogram on my heart today..!!!! I hope and pray that the results come back as very severe anxiety at this point...If they tell me I had a Mild Attack, I'm going to lose it right there!!!! I'm too damn young and love life..!!!! I have too many things in life I have to accomplish or do yet...I'm needed here...to help others...to love, care, make them smile, cheer them up when having a bad day...help them get throu

My Nilla Bear-ness
1 question1 chance.1 honest answer.Thats all you get.You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX)Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is.No catch.But I dare you to repost this.And see what people ask you - "I can exfoliate my own ass."-"Were You Born?"-"I can't dot anymore."-"How do I delarge it."-"I got my area checked out."-"Here I'll spell it out for you, Knee....."-"I thought my grandma said get the waterbottle between my grandpa's penis"-"Is that his booty? Aww, he looks so cute."-"I love whistledick."-"Get off the stephface." NillaBear and FivelMousekawitsFivel-"You liar whore thief communist."Nilla-"I'm not a commie." -"I'm only inserting suckers into my hole."-"The dog licked my crack."-"Yes Tim, I want to give you a rim job."-"I love Ceasar salad."-"Why was I yelling at Ivan?" Sad0Mas0Christ and NillaBearChrist-"I look like ass."Nilla-"You like to lick ass? Come here Ivan." -"I almost died from suckernes

Me
ok guys u know i keep my friends list short .. so i dont mind sharing .. alot of u have seen my staus sick and in hospital.. well after alot of may be this maybe that lets try this lets try that. ive so far had 4 blood transfusions as well as a bunch of tests. well Monday i went to the oncology center. and well it looks very much like i have bone cancer. something to do with anemia being persistant and high calcuim levels .. so this friday im going for a bunch of bone scans.. basically i just wanted my friends kept up to date and maybe someof the reasons while i jus rate n rate to keep my mindof stuff.. This is all very new to me i dont think i have really taken it in yet .. so i dont know much till they do more stuff then next friday i go for D day back at the oncology center i guess to find out finally whats going on .. i just dont feel a doctor would say to u it looks like bone cancer if he wasnt pretty sure ..

The Dead
WOOT!!!!!!!!! The Dead Rise at the Spectrum on May 1 and 2 Four of the original members of the Grateful Dead are reuniting as The Dead to perform in one of their favorite venues, the legendary Wachovia Spectrum, on Friday, May 1 and Saturday, May 2. The Spectrum is the ONLY venue in which the Grateful Dead have performed in the 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s. Now the historic arena, known as America’s Showplace, is slated for demolition in the fall of 2009. How appropriate the band which holds the record for the most shows ever in the Spectrum will have the chance to visit the Spectrum for two more shows before they “tear this whole building down (from their song “Samson and Delilah”).” While the Grateful Dead haven’t performed at the Spectrum since March 17-19, 1995, the Dead did play at the Spectrum in November 23-24, 2002. The Grateful Dead first performed at the Spectrum on December 6, 1968, as part of the Quaker City Rock Festival along side Steppenwolf and Iron But

05/06/09 Mothers Day
My hats off to President Obama for refusing to ignore the confederate veterans on Memorial Day. Soldiers on average dont get to choose what we fight for that is what our leaders are elected for. We3 are told to fight and we do. Not for a cause but for the men and women beside us. And reguardless of the flag that they fought under they are still America's Veterans. We honor the veterans of the French Indian War and they fought under the British flag. Hello and Happy Mothers Day to all you ladies out there. This Sunday is your day and you deserve it. May your God Bless you all. You all are the best. Thanks!

She Loves Me, She Hates Me
I cherish ya all the way. id make it work, long distance or what ever it takes.i want u so bad, like i said, I can tast ya soul, but its be better cover in lye, cos all my life it seems to loose, but i lost that too, so what i do now? Want me to fall in love

My Tattoo The Koi Fish
The koi fish in Japanese folklore represents the overcoming of obstacles, because the koi fish travels up the yellow river and when it comes to the end of the river it transforms into the dragon; thus overcoming the adversity represented by the strong river to fufill its own destiny. The Legend of the Rainbow River (also known as The Yellow River) Japanese legend has it that every year thousands of Koi, a courageous, strong, and dedicated fish, make a perilous and difficult journey up the Rainbow (or Dragon) river. Out of perhaps a million Koi, only once in many years, one Koi is dedicated and strong enough to swim all the way to the head of the river, known as "The Dragon Gate" (or "The Rainbow Gate") and leap from the water. He is transformed into a dragon.

Things I Have Written
We started running from the city. Escaping from our problems. Leaving our pain and worries behind. We kept running through the suburbs, through the small towns until we came across a meadow. But it wasn’t simply a meadow; it was a beautiful meadow with water flowing nearby and some trees around with fruit and berries. There was an open area that had the softest grass our bare feet had ever touched. You picked me up and spun me and I felt more weightless than a butterfly. Your arms, so strong, held me tightly and I felt safer than I’d ever felt on my feet. You lowered me to the ground slowly and carefully. I held you tightly to my chest as you gently gripped me with your firm hands wrapped behind my back. As I thought I realized that I never had to let you go, we had all the time in the world for the first time. We stayed in each other’s arms through the sunset and then lay down on the grass to look at the stars. I fell asleep gripping you like a teddy bear with you ho

Wtf!?!?!?!
Ok, so I've had some recovery time after this weekend. I was so exhausted last night, I had a friend over and fell asleep. Anywho, I've been trying to motivate myself to write this blog even though it won't be very long.

Stories Of Life
Washed in the blood of the brave and the blooming, Snatched from the altars of insolent foes,Burning with star-fires, but never consuming,Flash its broad ribbons of lily and rose.Vainly the prophets of Baal would rend it,Vainly his worshippers pray for its fall;Thousands have died for it, millions defend it,Emblem of justice and mercy to all;Justice that reddens the sky with her terrors,Mercy that comes with her white-handed train,Soothing all passions, redeeming all errors,Sheathing the sabre and breaking the chain.Borne on the deluge of all usurpations,Drifted our Ark o'er the desolate seas,Bearing the rainbow of hope to the nations,Torn from the storm-cloud and flung to the breeze!God bless the Flag and its loyal defenders,While its broad folds o'er the battle-field wave,Till the dim star-wreath rekindle its splendors,Washed from its stains in the blood of the brave!

To The Us Surgeon General
I am sending this evening because I found Dr Benjamin's email address earlier today. I verbally confirmed with the clinic Dr Benjamin will receive emails through the below address. Make this letter as public as you feel comfortable. Please ask everyone to keep in mind they are emailing a non profit clinic since Dr. Benjamin runs it, it also happens to also be the only way I have been able to confirmed we can contact the Doctor. Thank you for your hard work, your diligence and your heart for the patients that need you.Within the announcement I read of your being named US Surgeon General, you have been called a "superb communicator" as well as "The Future Voice of Health" Dr. Benjamin, please embrace Hepatitis C as a focus during the daylight of your public service.With your experience I am trusting that I do not have to repeat information and statistics about both HCV and Hepatitis C that you surely know as fact. Actionable focus is in dire need of your attention Doctor. Doctor you k

Boredom For The Masses?
I am here at night and none of you have anything to do so help me make a few choices: 1. I found out today that Seamus is an ordained minister, he didn't divulge this information before we got fu married is this grounds for a divorce? 2. George Westhaven (the third) is seriously having an identity crisis, will she ever go back or shall i take over her name? 3. Why do all the cool kids have Wicked in their name, are they named after me? 4. Should i kick misfit out the door to get groceries or should i get them for her? 5. My mom left for England today, should i hide and go with her? 6. I'm craving chocolate but cant have any, whip cream and berries? 7. I sent a few farting dudes out today cause it made me laugh, did it make you laugh? 8. Doug just bought me the Runs, does he know my fascination with healthy poo? 9. What colour should i paint my walls? 10. Should i let some people out the closet? dungeon or point and laugh at them.... These are my questions to you..... Wicked

It's So Cold In Minnesota......
It's so cold in Minnesota.... -It keeps the riff raff out -The biggest accomplishment of the day is getting your car started. -Radio startions and bars hold contests to see who can best imitate the sound of a cab trying to start -The for fun, we throw cups of hot water out out back doors to watch it crystallize in midair -People move to Alaska because it's warmer -They sometimes have to cancel winter survival classes. -They cancel school and even funerals (the governor may even cancel school in the entire state!) -People migrate south for the winter just like many birds (we even have a name for them- snowbirds) -The #1 greeting is "cold enough for ya?" -The #2 saying is "I can't wait until those darn mosquitoes get here, at least it;ll be warm. - It's so cold in Minnesota..... -when you inhale, your nostriles stick together. -people use two sets of keys so they don't have to turn off the car while shopping. -A 'Conga line' refers to a formation of snow plows, not a latin

Geek Shit
The singer's name is Eric Violette.Restaurant They say a man should always dress for the job he wants So why am I dressed like a pirate in this restaurant It's all because some hacker stole my identity Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and ice tea Should'a gone to free credit report dot com I could'a seen this comin' at me like an atom bomb They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirtsDream Girl Well, I married my dream girl I married my dream girl But she didn't tell me her credit was bad So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb We're living in the basement at her mom and dad's No we can't get a loan For a respectable home Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card If we'd gone to free credit report dot com I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.New Car Well I was shoppin' for a new car, which one's me? A cool Convertible or an SUV? Too bad I didn't know my credit was w

I Don't Get It
What is with all the "family" crap on Fubar? I thought it was bad before.. now it's just ridiculous. Can you not have a close circle of friends without feeling the need to put a label on it? What is with all the requirements to be in some of these families? Since when do you need to be up to someone else's standards to be accepted? I guess the whole concept of people liking you for you went out the window along with thinking for yourself as well. I've been part of "families" on Fubar and as you can tell I am no longer in them. I prefer to think for myself and not take direction from others. I also enjoy stating my opinion and not having to follow someone else's just to be "cool" Say what you want, and defend what you want, I've seen the truth. One last thing before I end this.. Why don't you try doing for others because you WANT to and not because you expect something in return. You might actually gain some more respect in doing so.

9-10-09
In case you haven't read my Labor Day 2009 blog here is the just of the situation. My uncle was involved in a motorcycle accident Monday while doing a poker run. He received serious head trauma, a collapsed left lung, broken ribs, scraps, bruises, a broken nose, two black eyes, a ventilator to help him breathe and a severe brain bleed.

Rnr Random Musings
Noticed others playing this *game* and I'm bored at work so What The Hell... 1. Do you think you can get through it without answering "I don't know"? We shall see... 2. Are you involved with anyone? No 3. Where do you wish you were right now? Somewhere warm, although home would work too (at work still). 4. What should you be doing right now? Working or getting ready for Christmas. 5. Does sex mean love? No, but then again I don't believe in casual sex either. 6. What do you believe is a true saying about life? Life's a bitch and then you die??? 7. Are you a bad influence? I don't think so but I've been called one. 8. Who has had the most influence on you (good)? My Children I guess. Perhaps my boss, he gives me the freedom to be creative and innovate. 9. Night out or night in? Night In... if I had to pick one. 10. Single forever with a great family or no family and your soul mate? Am Single and have a wonderfu

Thiinking /thoughts
Kathys Comments To Detach is to cut off Disconnect, Divide DisUnite Sounds so Easy But Yet so Hard Why? Because I love you But you Don’t look at me Like you used to What happened? Where are you? What do you see When You Look At me? Why am I Questioning My Own Questions? Am I Wrong? Are you Right? If I’m Still in Love with you Why do you Get to Decide? Change? Is that it? I don’t do anything for you anymore But did I have to in the first place? If you Love me For Me Then why do I feel like I have to change To better suit your needs? Do you Love me? Did you Ever Love me? I just can’t seem to understand They say its 21 questions to see if You love someone But only 13 Can Change all Of That Kathys Comments

Woman Seeks Mothers Rapist, Murder
By Dave Hernder RIVER ROUGE — Forty-four-year-old Ruth Sharon Hoffman went missing June 20, 1986, but wasn’t listed as such by police until February 2005.It then took until September 2013 for her remains to be identified through a national missing persons’ database.

Uh Huh...
Parched, waning, wanting, needing to be filled... Body limp and weak and wanton, wandering for fulfillment.. YOU! Seen, smelled, touching my skin and moving my thirst, no,, my hunger..deeper... I am not a poet, but I know what I want.. YOU! My body keeps screaming yes! My body wants to let it all go...... To be lost to your desires, your needs, your pulses, your sustenance.. Let it all go....all for you...claim me..please?

Cancer Stuffs
I've been at the breast care center for an hour now... still waiting for the radiation oncologist. Yes, I need radiation treatments. This will involve 5 days a week, for idk how many weeks - they say it's usually 5 or 6. More details after I actually talk to the guy. I'm sitting in this stupid hospital gown waiting... waiting... waiting... --------------- Update: 6 weeks of radiation monday through friday then tamoxifen or equivalent to produce early menopause - just in time for my 36th birthday. I finally heard back from my surgical oncologist, who apologized and hadn't realized nobody had called me yet about my pathology results. Soooooo.... good news and bad news. The good news - my lymph node came back negative, meaning the cancer did not spread. The bad news - there was apparently a bit of tumor very close to where they were removing tissue during the mastectomy. The radiation oncologist will determine whether they feel I need radiation or not. He says it

1 Mil Fubux For A Auto Or Bomb!
Ok I know most everyone would love to have a Auto 11 or a Cherry bomb Bling,but not everyone can afford the with US Dollars or Fubucks.So what I propose to do is to give you a chance to get one for 1 Million Fubucks! Of course there is a catch,just like the way fubar has added tasks for us to complete to be able to level up now,you too will have a task to complete. Along with the 1Mil Fubucks you will pay you will also need to give me one pic of you to repesent yourself,and you will have 7 days to be 1st to 3,ooo rates on said pic."Even if days are left if someone reaches 3,000 rates the 1 Bling of their choice will be given" I will only do this with 10 or more people,after 10 or more people have agreed to participate at that time everyone will pay the 1 Million Fubucks. So if you think you might be interested in this please leave a comment on this blog or PM me. So what do you think........You In?

Lissa's Random Rants
1. Spell your name backward - drawkcab eman ruoy 2. Story behind your name - My middle name is after my paternal grandmother 3. whens your birthday - The same day every year 4. Where do you live - Columbia, MO DESCRIBE YOUR: 5. Wallet - I don't use one. 6. Eyes - Blue/gray 7. Toothbrush - Yes, I have one. It's purple. 8. Jewelry worn daily - Hematite band on left ring finger 9. Cell Phone - Samsung Galaxy Precedent 10. Pillow cover right now - Lavender 11. Car - none 12. Bedroom: - Yeah, I got one 13. Sunglasses - Broken 15. Cologne/Perfume - New Brand. I save the Vampire for someone who has my bottle of Velocity. 16. CD in stereo right now - Huh? 17. Piercings - earlobes 18. What you are wearing now - clothes 19. Wishing - Huh? 20. Wanting - Job, apartment, car 21. After this - Fuck if I know. 22. If you could get away with it and murder anyone who would it be - I would rather let Karma deal with them. 24. Some of your favorite movies - Labyrinth, Avatar, Kill Bi

Parent Update
This is probably the hardest blog I've ever written thus far, but with so many wonderful friends sending well wishes and the fact that I don't want to miss anyone who has sent them, I felt it needed to be done. As many of you know, my mother was taken on Monday, by ambulance, to the hospital. Her heart rate was over 300, her BP 275/180 and she couldn't breathe. After spending time with her both yesterday and today, and speaking with two of her doctors, I have some updated information. She was diagnosed with breast cancer about 12 years ago. After going through the required regimen of treatments and a radical mastectomy of one of her breasts, it went into remission for almost 7 years. Then about 4 years ago, the drs discovered that the breast cancer had metastasized to several areas of bone. Once again, she went through treatment and they declared she was once again in remission. After speaking with her oncologist today, they have discovered tumors on a few of her organs and

Sex Survey
Struggles i know we've all had our share.Mine have been to many and i've done my best to overcome then.My biggest struggle right now is not having my youngest children with me .I find the holidays very hard but i put a smile on my face and make the best of it.So if i'm a lil

Confessions Of A Plant Lady
Who wants a pair? Hello People :D My day yesterday was quite entertaining, to say the least. I was on my way to the job site and BAM... I get rear ended by a Jetta. Taking a right, yielding, sun in me eyes..I see a car...so, I "stop quickly" and the girl behind me.. well you know...her air bags deployed..crazy smoke from her car...fire dept comes...ambulance comes...she leaves in ambulance...cop comes..makes report...I go to work. Craziness. I arrive at the job site and the guys have the metal frame ready to go...the owner is there asks me if I'm ok and offers to buy me something to drink *grin* (I ♥ my place of employment) we go and get coffee...he helps me think of the positive side of the accident..and off I went to check lights, take pictures and fluff branches (I was spose to climb the metal frame...but they wouldn't let me, cause of the accident *cries*) Anyway, this tree is amazing...I'm glad I was there to help... *never knew exactly how outdoor, 26 footers +

All Members Please Read And Comment!
OK..just a few rules and whats expected to be a meber! After u read please leave a comment letting me know u read and want to stay a member! First and foremost we are a family and there should be friendship, loyalty and respect! We are here to help each other first! Make sure you have r/f/a all members! Please put the home page in your family if you can! And please become a member of the lounge also! All I ask is you check in often with the homepage to see if there are new blogs or new members! We are gonna be doing a little more to have fun here! Just please be patient with me as it will start soon! I will keep you all updated on that! Let's all just have fun!

*smile*
We needed a new blog. :P That is all.... Mmm a lovely, long, Warm Vanilla Sugar scented bubble bath. Candles lit, Matchbox Twenty playing softly, no man yelling "are you finished yet?" through the door, no kid yelling "Mom where's my ___? I can't find it!" Get out, slather yourself in lotion, spritz on some yummy cherry vanilla scented perfume, snuggle in to your favorite soft fuzzy robe, and fix a cup of hot tea. I am soooo relaxed. :P I just wanted to take a few moments to wish all my wonderful friends here a very Merry Christmas and the happiest of Holidays!

Its All The Same
Too many things to think about while I sit here alone. Then the subject shifts...Oh there it is again... that love thing that everyone keeps talking about. What is it anyway? Does anyone really know what to say or think about it? I mean really. what is it about that word/action that makes ppl wanna kill for it? Why do i find myself wanting it so bad? Ugh... ppl may read this and think that i am some other emotional bitch seeking attention. If you took a walk in my shoes even for half a mile then you would understand!

New Missions
Extort from a Govt. Official requirements: Energy: 144 Mob Size: 675 250 x BFG 9000s 75 x RADIOACTIVE Bomb Suits 250 x Amphibious Assault Ships 10 x Stealth AH-64 Apaches 10 x Reinforced Blast Shelters

Fk'n Bored
Holy shit...I am so damn bored today...anybody got anything good? Need some distractions...help. Ready to start drinking... /blah i'm working on my buzz and stalking blogs...Bring on the Feet porn!!

A Simple Word
Ok Ive gone in another auction wanna own this island goodness just click on the link below much love Milk & Honey Ok this is just a rant.....is it so hard for someone to say thankyou on here....LeT me explain.. I love to bling people and actually I do it randomly sometimes like when I see someone close to levelling Ill bling...( rating is not my thing)..and most send me a msg saying ty thats all I would expect.. I do not bling to get something in return just a ty, so why is it that a few on my friends list cant be polite....I was brought up with manners I guess I cant say the same for others..anyway thats my rant....have a great day...

Auto 11 Is Up For Bid From Jan 12th At 10:00 Am Futime -10:00 Am On Jan 19th.no Drama And Highest Bidder Gets It, Good Luck
CLICK THE CHERRIES OK, I have another AUTO 11 to get rid of! Auto 11 is up for bid from Monday, Jan 12th at 10:00 am Futime to Monday,Jan 19th at 10:00 am Futime!! NO Drama & highest bidder gets it, CLICK ANY OF THE CHERRIES & Good Luck :)) CLICK THE CHERRIES THANX, THE HOST ~Bratt~ ¢¾~BRATT~¢¾Fu Married to TJATTHEROCK*FuOwned by Wastntime:)

Prayer/healing Request
She is Home!!! Sorry if I cantype all that well right now but I just wanted everyone to know that she is home and doing well, Thank you all from the bottom of my heart for all of your thoughts, prayers and well wishes to her in her time of need, it truly did help. Love you all so much; Nathaniel Once Again My Friend and I cannot thank you enough for your support, your kind words, your prayers and your thoughts. I spoke with her today and her Doctor said that he had no idea why she was making such great progress. I think we all know why, Love and Faith are on her side:) Those of us who truly believe in Higher Beings Know that those beings have an Undying Love and when we place our trust in them fully they come through for us. I have added a special Folder Titled "I Believe There Are Angels Among Us. Let me introduce you to Them....." And all of the Real Life Angels I have found are in it. I love you all so much that I cannot put it into words, so I will not even try. It would

Samael's Blog
Some of you know I smoke and some of you don’t. Some of you wish I wouldn’t and some wish I would share. My cigarette of choice has been Newport 100’s since 1997. According to the FTC (Federal Trade Commission), Newport has one of the highest concentrations of nicotine of any cigarette. In fact, only 5 brands have over 3 mg of nicotine per cigarette and Newport is one of them. Combine that with the fact that menthol is addictive by itself and you have a very hard habit to break. Well over the years I have noticed my lung capacity diminish and the occurrences of sinus infections, respiratory infections, and bronchitis increase. This has led me to seek out alternatives. The price happened to help as extra encouragement when they are well over $6 USD per pack and only 6 years ago I was paying $3 USD for them. Well on to the point… A few months ago a friend of mine from Britain sent me this url to a most interesting website. Its for an electronic cigarette. No toba

Lyrics
[Game]Since BIG aint here, I’mma do it for T’yannaAnd put roses on the grave for Kanye’s mamaThis for all the lost girls locked up in the penAll the girls that hold it down, gettin’ beat on by their manRespect women, I don’t care if they a 2 or a 10We don’t beat on Kat Stacks we just bring it to an endAnd we don’t wanna see Nicki fighting Lil KimThere’s missin’ women out there, let’s just focus on themThis song is dedicated to Natalee HollowayI feel for her Daddy, so I wrote this on Fathers DayI know she gone, but she aint far awayI just had a daughter, pass me that cigar ‘YeI’m about to tell a story, everybody parlaySit back, listen while I kick it, the Compton Boulevard wayMy daddy used to beat up on my mama all daySo I took my chronic out and slept in the hallwayI learned this the hard wayWhen police came our way, my daddy had his act onLike it never happened: (Broadway)Plus I was kinda scared to keep it real wi

Blogs
Keppies 9 Commandments1.Thou Shall Read My Profile If it is obvious you have not taken the time to read my profile I will not consider you.2.Thou Shall Present Photos If you contact me and you don't enclose a photograph or have photos on your profile, I will delete the message without opening it. I understand that some of you have important jobs or lifestyles, but there are ways to give me an idea of what you look like without being recognized. Look at my photos.3.Thou Shall Not Be Vain I am not into vanity. It's great to feel good about yourself but looks are not everything. I prefer a great laugh than a muscular body....besides fit is good....overly muscular is repulsive.4.Thou Shall Not Speak Of One's CockMake it easy on yourself, don't talk about your cock when contacting me the first time...If you are male, I will assume you have one.5.Thou Shall Be YouthfulMy ideal age bracket is 38-55 years of age. I do not want to feel like I am teaching someone how to hav

My Rules
If you just have pics of stuff...nope not gonna add u.... If you only have one pic of yourself...Im not gonna accept your request.... If you send me a request and ur page is private where I cant check you out first...Denied If your a newbie.....sorry not gonna add you... unless u have a salute If you come at me disrespectful at ALL....wont add u and uget get blocked. If your 18-22 probably not gonna add u....I have a 21 year old son too weird.. Im on here for fun not bullshit....So Come correct or not at All..... Thanks

Fu Anniversary
How time flies! Just three years ago a friend told me about a fun lil site, kinda like MySpace but was more fun and more interactive with people... it was called Lost Cherry. I created a profile and have had fun ever since. The site pulled a fast one on us when it hit 1 million profiles - really miss those days :p It went from Lost Cherry to CherryTap to what it is today.. so many changes over the three years from under 1 million profiles and all you could do to level was to rate rate rate... but it got people to visit and chat and really look at pictures and stash and interact with others - it was literally the small neighborhood bar where everyone knew you and was like a comfortable jacket you loved to wear. Remember when happy hours started and we went "wow!" then the first bling and all life changed on FU from then on :p

Short Stories
All persons mentioned have given permission for their 'handle's' to be used. No harm has actually come to anyone before, during, or after the writing of this story. Nor has anything illegal actually taken place. The story itself is a complete work of fiction, so kindly take it as such.

How Many Are Fakes On Here?
Ok so just how many people on here are fakes? I am sure a bunch of you now know about the fake nc cher/dok thing but recently we have come to the realization that it was more than just those two profiles and the one person doing them. I just have to say I sat and cried all day on Thursday when I found out about one of whom I thought at the time was a very good friend to me dying. And then come to find out it was all a joke and made up, and the person isn't even REAL!!! I mean wow I helped with his Happy Hour to remember him, and all the blings and stuff that he received and bombs and autos I just sent to him because I felt bad for him. I am just sitting here in awe and it's already been two days, but every time I get on I hear more and more and it disgusts me that someone can treat so many the way he did. I do strongly believe in Karma and I hope it gets you very good!!! Also if you want to even read more about it read this blog. http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=1486248432

Cliffsnotes
yeah so... I am lost around here most of the time. I seem to fly under the radar. I am okay with that but sometimes I would like to know what is going on so I don't upset a person by saying the wrong thing. I know that some things are the same as always That one guy is still stupid. That one girl still has ginormous boobs. That one guy is still obsessed with anything having to do with the butt. That one girl is still desperate for attention. Other things confuse me. That one girl that I thought everyone liked (although she and I have never been friends) well... it turns out hardly anyone likes her. And that one guy that I thought no one likes... turns out people like him and think he is actually a nice guy. Numerours people have new profiles due to losing privledges or getting hacked. I can't keep them all straight. People disappear. Where is that one girl who has been pregnant for ages? Did she finally pop those things out and is recovering or was she bad again and she is

Tutorials For New Lounge Members
How do I make a Salute? Take a photo of yourself with the following information clearly displayed in the photo. 1. Your SCREEN NAME, 2. Your Member ID number, (which is located in the end of your URL address;http://fubar.com/user/1722991 ) 3. AND, the words: fubar The following items will be accepted as a complimentary addition to your salute: You wearing a fubar t-shirt or you in front of your fubar homepage (not your profile page or any other fubar page) that is CLEARLY visible. Photoshopped or any “type” print will NOT be accepted. Grainy and barely legible salutes will NOT be accepted. Salutes placed in a PRIVATE album will NOT be accepted. Examples of acceptable salutes: HERE ARE THE STEPS TO TAKE: WELCOME STAFF AND ANGELS.....

Identity Theft
So a friend of mine came to me here on Fubar and says Hey how did you find me on my yearbook i was so very confused i had never belonged to that site (until yesterday) well i was so completely shocked i could not believe it so they sent me this persons home page ..i just about flipped out she IT even stole my Lacey name but using BRIGGS as a last name this person has well over 6000 friends and using MY pictures then i go back on here this morning and the account i started last night is gone and this FAKE is still there I have posted unedited photos of me on there some of the ones this person is using are the cropped version and only i have the full pictures i can not believe this abuse has happened to me i have heard about it happening to others just never thought it would me http://www.myyearbook.com/?mysession=cmVnaXN0cmF0aW9uX3Byb2ZpbGUmdXNlcmlkPTE1Mzk2Njg3 This person is NOT ME and if you are a member of my year book please know this is not me this is

Make Sultry1 The Spotlight 4 Her Birthday!!!
Taking a moment to send BIG thanks for those of you that have been helping contribute to see that I get a spotlight 4 my bday *mwah* TAKE A MOMENT IF YOU WILL AND STOP BY 2 SHOW THESE PEOPLE SOME LUVS!!! IF I HAVE FORGOTTEN TO LIST YOU BELOW PLEASE LET ME KNOW XOXO ~Dream Snatcher™~♥'s Priceless@ fubar NaNa♥VoN♥BiATCH™ ♥Co-Owner Of CLuB FLaVa♥ToXiC's Wifey♥@ fubar X Dealer®™

About Fu Love
fuBar is a great place to make new friends. I must say I made some great friend`s here on fu. Over time you'll notice that one person on Fu who just stands from a far distant and just watches, doesn't say to much at first, but always shows love, always nice, never asks for anything, always thanks you, is always there to congratulate you. Take notice of that person. Don't let the craziness of fu-bar keep you from discovering who they are. We all have past experience with love. Some are good, some are bad. This person will make repairs on your broken heart with out you knowing it, listen more to WHAT IS NOT SAID THEN SAID, who watches WHAT YOU DO, NOT WHAT YOU SAY, always POSITIVE, they PROTECT you when you don`t know it, and they really see and know you for WHO YOU ARE, AND WHAT YOU STAND FOR. When you can meet someone who make`s you stop and think, "what is it about this person that makes you notice them"... but you really don't understand why. It is a force that can not be bought at a

My Heart
They tell me not to show my feelings so much, they tell me to be tough. Not to let them see my real hurt. Why I ask am I not a woman? Am I not a human being? So I not deserve to be loved as her? I know one day that person will come, that's going to love me for me. And won't be ashamed to show it! He won't lie to me and say he was feeling me. So until that day comes, I'll hope and pray you don't get burned the way I did. Cause you should know how it feels.

I Must Confess!
These are the days that get me threw the shitty ones... It was Sunday and we woke up to a cloudy day.... there was tension in the air when we packed up our bags, even Nakita could sense that today was a big day.... We and when i say we i mean my son.. were about to play the number one team in our city... They have never been defeated.. We got to the field early because Jeff is really freaking anal... (another story) we set up my chair and let Nakita run after a few shit hawks... The other team members started showing up.. the moms gathered there was electricity in the air.. today we either defeated the champs or we went home crying... The other team showed up, their children were tall and big.. The game started and there was tension, back and forth between both sides ... suddenly one of our players get a break away hes running towards the net... he shoots he scores.. all the mothers jump up and start screaming... i still sit in my seat grabbing onto the armrests easing my tensio

Life Shtuff...
Spent new years day laying out at Clovetty and climbing the rock cliffs and frolicking about in ther natural wading pools. Clear site of Bondi and down the coast. Sunday trekked down the grand pacific highway to Stanwell where they were hangliding from the cliffs, then several picturesque stops at the breathtaking beaches with unique lava rock erosions. Then on to Wollongong for fish n chips (flathead tails, calamari, tiger prawn). then the blowhole in Kiama. Camped down in Gerringong, took off this morning &

Surgery/hospital
sorry to tell everyone this but ash has passed away this morning u all know she was in the hostipal for a long time well she doing good so she was moved into a hospice to finish healing well she got the flu real bad n she couldnt fight it off but if u have any questions ask n i will try to answer them as i can this is sammie so lets please have a moment for her

Auctioning Off An Auto 11 And A Cherry Bomb.
COPY AND PASTE LINK TO GET TO AUCTION TO BID! http://fubar.com/images.php?u=709013&albumid=1531621&idx=0 COPY AND PASTE LINK TO GET TO AUCTION TO BID! THANX I AM NOW AUCTIONING OFF AN AUTO 11 AND A CHERRY BOMB. OPEN NOW TILL MARCH 26TH AT 10 PM FU TIME! GOOD LUCK WITH THE BIDDING AND NO DRAMA PLEASE ♥~BRATT~♥Fu Married to *TJATTHEROCK*@ fubar Auto or Bomb Auction only till sunday at 10 pm.... copy and paste:: [ fubar.com photo: 1128197558 ]

Mindless Ramblings Of Me
L.A. Banks is gravely ill with late-stage adrenal cancer, which is leaving her with, as I'm sure you can guess, mounting of medical bills. The romance community is coming together and having an auction for her.

Surveys
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Billy 2. A four letter word: boss 3. A boy's name: Bailey 4. A girl's name: Blossom 5. An occupation: Bartender 6. A colour: Black 7. Something you wear: Berets 8. A food: Banana 9. Something found in the bathroom: Bar of Soad 10. A place: Bosnia 11. A reason for being late: Blah 12. Something you shout: 13. A movie title: Back to the future 14. Something you drink: Blue Volume mmmhmmm 15. A musical group: Beck 16. An animal: Bird 17. A street name: Biddy 18. A type of car: bmw 19. The title of a

Friend Request
Dear Lipstick, Your wish is my command. If you need a friend / secret admirer (that you know in advance lol), I am your guy. If you want me to crush you, I will. But be careful what you wish for. It would be my pleasure to "crush" you. Please be forewarned, have plenty of H2O on hand because I anticipate my "crush" to be devastating to you, in a good way. Not long after I "crush" you, you will be contacting me for drinks and then more "crushes", waking up in the middle of the night and send me messages to "crush" you. You will not be able to stop my "crush" but it can sometimes be contained. Please allow a "JOHNNY VEGA$ CRUSH" to run its course over a 48 hour period. Please do not operate an 18 wheeler, back-hoe or large dump trucks. Avoid alcohol at all cost because it only doubles the length of the “crush”. Now with all that being said, “What you going to do when the “JOHNNY VEGA$ CRUSH” comes for you! Sincerely, John aka JOHNNY VEGA$p.s. Please return t

???
Ill answer any question you ask me. Only stipulation is, you cant ask me anything you yourself wouldnt answer. GO! I was riding the bus on my way to work today, and of course it being rush hour meant the bus was packed and loud. A seat directly behind the bus driver opened up and I took it. A few moments go by and my phone rings, I answer it and the woman on the other end cant hear me because of how loud the bus is, so I speak louder. Im trying my hardest not to yell, because nothing pisses me off more while on the bus than hearing some asshat scream at the top of his lungs while on the phone. Im trying to explain relative comparisons to the girl on the other end.

Auction
~~~PRESENTS~~~ Our Naughty Auction RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS: 1. No Drama or you will be removed. 2. Auction will run Fri 12/17 12am est through Thur 12/23 11:59pm est. 3. Cash will outweigh all other offers. 4. Person w/ the most rates will receive a bonus: *A boomy as well as Addictive's points for 12 hrs & 1 pimpout a day for a week. 5. Auction contestants have the right to refuse any bids.

Friends
U can only be nice for so long, as one becomes ugly and mean.... should one stay nice or become as ugly and mean as the other one.... or should one stay nice and walk away.... think before one thinks as one step could be the wrong one... open one door and shut the other..... ignore the easy and remember the hard... be u and not another!!!!! Alright.. I'm in a semi pretty much all year .. I just found out that walmarts are going to ban them completely from their parking lots .. Ummmm hello.. Not all truckers are gross, slobs, or look at kids etc .. Some of us think that if u exclude us u should excuse the campers n rvs .. Hell if they would park in the rv sites n not in the truck stops we would have room maybe to get into them truck stops ... Yes some truckers piss u off by leaving their trailor behind so they can get home but a lot of us don't have that luxury ... Here is my point .. If I was a Walmart manager I would might a certain spot just for the truckers who unfortunately have to

~tainted Thoughts~
Current mood: crushed Category: Writing and Poetry ~!TAINTED WORLD!~ This morning tears ran up my face. This turned my world upside down. My tear soaked flesh left not a trace. The raindrops made no sound. I ran outside to taste heavens tears only to find my burning soul. I sobbed in weakness in my fears as I slipped further in the hole. I found loved ones I've loved before and begged them to explain. Such sadness in my heart they tore as they ran away from my pain. The answer I searched for far and wide. As I found more odds to explore. The tears I had so unwillingly cried burned bleeding scars forevermore. As I searched for a way to write these wonders happening to me, I could not find a source for light, I realized I couldn't see. My world was swallowed by night and gods drank from my sea. I tried with all my might to fight, yet I couldn't, when it was just me. Lonely and lost I felt, I confess. Enshrouded by lost dread, starved from

Carryover From Ms
Originally posted Sunday, February 26, 2006 Like parodies? Interested in Google's fight against Microshaft? Want a laugh? Read on... With signs pointing ever more clearly to the coming battle between Sith software giant Microsoft and search-engine "white knight" Google, industry insiders are battening down the hatches and keeping a close eye on whether Google stays the course and avoids the temptations of the dark side of the Force. "Our company motto is 'do no evil,'" said Eric Schmidt, Google CEO and Jedi Master. "Key to this ethos is patience and tranquility of the spirit. We will conduct ourselves with decorum, and be ready for the conflict when the time comes." Click for the rest... [Ed. note, added Thursday, September 28, 2006 - Don't worry, the link works and doesn't open to porn. What? You WANT porn? Look elsewhere on LC. ~DIT~] Rock on, y'all! Darth Durham Originally posted Sunday, September 03, 2006 First off, I used to roll my eyes at people

Blah!
I alos have my poetry in my blogs which have been read,rated,and commented very few times.I know its dark and morbid but its the best way to get to know me.Please read,arte,and comment for me...it will make me very happy...I'm depressed tonight(and no I don't wanna talk).Just do me these favors and I will be happy.Thanx alot. *hugs and kisses*

Life Sucks?
Hi hi, it's time for that unusual update. :D I know I returned and all to fu not long ago and the scene these days keep on growing and growing. Oh how has the cherry bore so much fruit over these past few years. Let alone the amount of people :D In a few months, I don't know when but in a few months I will take a leave again out of fu...after all I gots a life outside here. I need to spend some time again but I'll be back....hmm Fu might evolve again but if you need to contact me, Come find me on facebook at

Weekend Away (adult Story)
It was October; I needed to get away from the every day stress, just a break. Joe a coworker of mine offered me a weed end in his cabin deep in the mountains. I hesitated for days but Thursday, my boss being a real ass was just enough to make me take him up on his offer. So I packed a light bag, after all I was going to be alone and in the mountains what could I need besides I like being nude anyways. I make the long drive and finally find the access road to the cabin. I guess you could hardly call it a road but it got me there. I reached the cabin about an hour before sunset, unpacked and took a shower. I really didn’t put more on then a towel, after all I was alone. I broke out the bottle of Jack Daniels that I packed and had a couple of shots while setting on the porch swing. God this is relaxing, I can’t believe I had to think so hard about coming up here. The next thing I know I here this voice, umm sir. As I opened my eyes I couldn’t believe what I saw, she was beautiful, l

Pugmie's Thoughts
Thank you for your prayers, thoughts and support. They gave my son a transfusion and his condition improved dramaticly. It was decided to move him to a sports rehab center in Chicago that is better equipped to deal with his muscle fatigue. In a week or two they expect to let him go through a standard program but right now he will be getting electro muscle stimulation a nd hydro theropy. This is a big weight off my shoulders. He will get better it will just take time and following the doctors orders. He understands what this has done to those who care and vows to never ride motor cross again. I'm glad but also sad because I know how much it means to him. Without it he will have to find a new hobby. I hope it's safer and even more fum for him. My suggestion was fishing, as long as it wasn't for sharks or something like that. lol Hugs,

Bull Shit Plz Read
http://ilovenewyork2.com/people/tuffguy7896 come on vote 4 me u can vote 1 time a day come on i think i can win this im like 50 something percent of the vote of who vists me if i waz on from day one i think id be top guy right now no 1 shows me love no 1 send me nothing y get on her any mire im done i cant do it any more i try and try hell i even try the dont try shit nothign work no girl need a fat ugly fucker like me so to all the girls on my list dont worrie i wot bug u with my ugly asss no more

The Animal World
You know the rules 2 pets enter 1 pet leaves Ok .. I walked into the house tonight, and Thundertub was in full effect. 2 of the 3 cats where in there. Apparently, my cocker spaniel Frankie decided to finally give them the handicap match they were begging for .. but, I walked in and the match was cancelled .. until next time Last night, little Griz went to my friend Dave. His name is now Gir. Well, not to me, but Dave understands. I can't believe that in 12 weeks, the little terrorist took such a part of my life.

Fantasies
She sits on the edge of the bed nervous with anticipation. Blindfolded, naked, unable to see what is going on, only hearing, feeling, tasting. Turning her head as she hears the door open, she hears his footsteps as he crosses the room. She reaches out to touch him, but he steps out of her reach, taunting her with a laugh. "No, not yet, in time", He says. "When?" She asks. He replies "Patience, my sweet, patience". He tells her to lay back on the bed, she does so, obeying his every command, helplessly she does his bidding. She feels something glidling lightly over her body. Tickling her inner thighs, sliding over her belly and softly carressing the nipples of her ample breasts. A feather?, she thinks. No, it can't be. What is that fragrant smell? "A rose?" she asks, as he carresses her face with the object. "Yes", He replies. He runs his finger tips across her stomache, she shivers at the trace of heat he leaves across her flesh. She reaches out to touch him, he sternly tells h

New Beginnings
Everyone at some time in thier lives meet someone new. What that person means or will mean to you will all be understood later down the road. After the talks, the fights, and the meaning that is created in your heart. The beginning is always the most difficult. The questions lurk like demons waiting to pounce on an innocent. Are they liars? Are they playing with me just to score? So many questions for something that could be one of the greatest things to become part of your life. Why are there so many fears and questions when it comes to something new coming into your life? Why does what someone else does to you create this defense mech. that gives you reason to destroy something before it even has a chance to grow and become something worthwhile? Why do things have to be hard? Life should not be this hard! You meet a new person, why does it have to mean they want in your pants and not your heart? Other ppl that hurt you, why do they decide your next experience? How did they get contro

Love
If I told you I loved you, it's cause I do... If I said that I missed you, it must be true... If I try too hard, it's cause I like you... If I seem upset, it's cause I don't wanna lose you... If I'm quiet, it's cause I think you

Great Day To Be Alive
Well this week started out on a great note. First thing Sunday morning i Passed my CDl test so i could start driving 18 wheelers acrossed country Legally. Then tuesday i found a couple companies to drive for, which wont be a problem. Won my 2 softball games tuesday nite, then went to the bar to put down a cold one or 3 and ran into a great friend of mine that just got home from Iraq. I have never relized how much our troops do for us until i sat and talked with him about his missions over seas. Then today July 4th in which is my fav. holiday i have sat home and had a BBQ with family. having a bon fire and met some new great people on here. I hope i can meet some more in my near future. My life in the past three days has changed alot. I have relized the good and the bad choices that have made recently are catchin up to me. So please help me keep this great week going. Peace Ryan I WANT TO JUST SAY THIS ONE TIME AND ONE TIME ONLY: IM SICK OF THIS SITE. NOT GONNA DELETE MY PAGE CAUSE I

Newie
hi all, im caroline im from adelaide australia. im a newie here at cherry tap and i like the site so far, pretty unique site. so if u see my profile just send me a msg/rate me and ill do the same. hope to talk to you all soon. cheers

Best Sex Joke
kay so a guy is near the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants it faster. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would

Wendy
I haven't had a whole lot of experience with this, but from what I have experienced, I thouroughly enjoy it. I think maybe that is because of Wendy. She is beautiful and sweet and a very dirty, naughty girl. She is almost insatiable, with the biggest appetite for cock that I have ever heard of. She's a slut, my best friend, a surgical tech, a mom, smart, beautiful, sweet, nasty, horny, and I love her dearly. I love watching her suck cock (she does this extremely well) almost like she's milking it with her mouth, I also love sucking cock with her, kissing her with the head of his cock between our lips... mmmmm.... yes that is a favorite. I love watching her ride cock... she grinds on it with no worries in her mind about if he's getting off... because for sure at least she will.... anyways, i have to go rub one out now...lol....

No Shit!
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. @ PRISON you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell @ WORK you spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office @ PRISON you get three meals a day fully paid for @ WORK you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it @ PRISON you get time off for good behavior @ WORK you get more work for good behavior @ PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you @ WORK you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself @ PRISON you can watch TV and play games @ WORK you could get fired for watching TV and playing games @ PRISON you get your own toilet @ WORK you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat @ PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit @ WORK you aren't even supposed to speak to your family @ PRISO

"cum Sucking Dumpster Sluts"
Ever notice that in todays society that either people are to rude or just plain too stupid to be nice? Growing up, when someone said hello..you said hello back...if they smiled you smiled back. Now a days if you say hello to someone they automatically think you want to fuck. If you smile at someone your upto no good. Here on Fubar I have made it a point to send love out to everyone and anyone that has been nice enough to visit my site, Especially if they are from my hometown.. But ill be Goddamned if I have had people, woman especially actually tell me i was too old for them and not to bother them..AND ALL I DID WAS SAY HELLO AND RATE THERE PAGE. jesus grow the fuck up..iv'e seen some of there pics and they really don't have that much to be stuck up over. So thats why this is called "CUM SUCKING DUMPSTER SLUTS" if your offended you are probably one of the guilty, if you are laughing your ass off i enjoyed rating your pics and page..and even more enjoyed saying hello. BIGPOPPA

What's The F*king Point?
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE OR LEAVE A COMMENT ON HERE. DONT BE AFRAID. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? What is the point of having fubar? Why should i keep it? My so-called friends never talk to me...except like 5...and thats rounding. Someone give me a good reason

All About Me
oke im doing a servay tattoo or no tattoos? im going to CO to see my cousion rachle im soo excited wont be back for 5 days or so i hope yall miss me “Ugh! Why is love so hard to find? Why can’t I find some one who loves me for me!” Ephie exclaimed. Ephie is a curvy, beautiful woman, medium height, thick thighs, and beautiful stomach to match. She spent her life single. Men seem to not take notice.

Information On Locks Of Love
Hair Donor Questions & Answers 1. Q. Where do I go to get my hair cut? A. You can go anywhere to get your hair cut as long as the donation guidelines listed on our website are followed. We encourage our donors to go to a salon they are already familiar with so they will be comfortable when making their donation. View Donation Guidelines. top button 2. Q. Do you have a list of participating salons? A. We do not maintain a list of participating salons. If there is a participating salon in your area, they should have a Locks of Love decal in their window. If you have salons in your area that are part of a national chain, many times they participate. Also, you can try an online search, entering Locks of Love salon and your city and state. top button 3. Q. How do I package my donation? A. Ponytails need to be completely dry before they are mailed. Place the ponytail in a Ziploc bag, and then inside of a padded envelope. Be sure to include the

When Times Are Tough
Create a playlist at MixPod.com today i found out my best friend of 20 years. lost her youngest son in a car accident. and it about made my heart fall to the floor. and i talked to my kids and they think things are tough which they are. but i tell them it could always be worse. then i told them about my best friend. and im thankful every day afor my kids and my family and i still have them. so the next time you get down and out and think things cant get any worse think about how you still have your family maybe even kids that didnt die way to early. and be greatful for what you have instead of what you dont have http://pl.st/p/22741083659

Hi There
stand beside a lonely man and see what he believes slow down and understand we all have need turn around im lost again in a world thats blind to me catch a train and dont look back its free to dream----

#1
In a time when intelligence is deteriorating to the point where it is virtually non-existent, favouritism becomes the predominant "ism". It still doesn't mean the majority is right though ;) Why do I even bother talking to people? One day you have a nice and decent conversation, the next day they dont even care to reply. Why do I even bother adding people? They talk to you and then they go on a Mumm and commenting profiles spree and tell you they are sorry for taking so long to reply because they were busy. You know what? You can just fuck off and drop dead for all I care. I think it is about time to have one of my infamous rants lol I have been on fubar for nearly a week now and a few things are eye-catchingly (I know it’s not an official word) obvious. The first thing anyone would notice is the huge amount of cleavage galleries, especially of older women. The first thing that comes to my mind is that they must be trying to distract from something else, namely f

Damnit!
Two years ago..... Two years ago, we last spoke Two years ago, we laughed with each other last Two years ago, things were not so good Two years ago, you lost the most important person left in your life Two years ago, another life was born Two years ago, you took your life Two years ago...... Two years later.... Two years later, life is better Two years later, I'm happier than I was Two years later, I'm laughing and smiling more Two years later, a new friend made Two years later, I still say damn you for taking your life Two years later, I miss you still Two years later, life continues to go on without you in it Two years later..... your loss. memories came back to hauntlittle things that caused smilesnow cause grimaces of paintime passes the memories fadedthe pain went away to a tiny twinge here and therelittle things cause smiles againthe heart was sliced and bruisedthe hand holding the bladeonce touched it so gentlythe bruise went away and a new scar is on itt

Bare Foot Ninja Clan
Bare Foot Ninja Clan I have related how my mind works at times. Many of you have heard me out of the blue start chuckling, and asked me what was funny. Generally I just shake my head and say “Nothing.” Well it’s because my brain handed me some humorous tidbit. Here is one I have laughed at many times over the years. I was doing security work, (Names and places will be left out. But if you read this and know who you are, I’m not really sorry) I was teamed with a guy a few years older than me and we were making sure this particular apartment complex was secure. We hear this low voice and decide to investigate. I locate the source, a woman singing lowly to herself as she staggers along. I am slowly approaching this individual taking in everything, noting the possible placement of weapons, the apparent attitude of the individual, the whole works. I have heard my partner come up a little from behind, and glanced back to be sure it was indeed him. And I continue my slow approa

What Is Anam Cara?
What is Anam Cara? Anam Cara refers to the Celtic spiritual belief of souls connecting and bonding. In Celtic spiritual tradition, it is believed that the soul radiates all about the physical body, what some refer to as an aura. When you connect with another person and become completely open and trusting with that individual, your two souls begin to flow together. Should such a deep bond be formed, it is said you have found your Anam Cara or soul friend. Your Anam Cara always accepts you as you truly are, holding you in beauty and light. In order to appreciate this relationship, you must first recognize your own inner light and beauty. This is not always easy to do. The Celts believed that forming an Anam Cara friendship would help you to awaken your awareness of your own nature and experience the joys of others. According to John O'Donahue, an accomplished Irish poet, philosopher and Catholic priest, "...You are joined in an ancient and eternal union with humanity that

A Mile In My Boots
Every day a struggle, every moment I feel pain. The cold and snow taunts me, and I ache when it rains! I remember my youth, when I could do it all. Nothing use to phase me, nothing made me fall. While my body was strong, my spirit was weak. I was pushed around and picked on because I was timid and meek. As time went on life changed me, I grew a thicker skin. I could'nt let them hurt me, I would'nt let them win! I changed how people saw me, and how i saw myself. I became the man I am now, and put the old one on a shelf. Tattoos and rings, forever mark my flesh. They make others see the real me, and help my life to mesh. Memories of what I've done and where my life has been. Reminders of what not to do, and where to never go again! Each one part of my history, telling stories from my past. Opening up others eyes, to the man they once labeled as an outcast. My apperance has been altered, the look outside has changed. The inner me is still here, feeling lonely and deranged

Another New Beginning
There was a time in my life when all i wanted was her. I would have sold my soul to keep her, of that i was sure. She was a fantasy made real, that was best left unfulfilled. In time like a cancer, my heart and soul she killed. Wrapped up in her web, believing every lie. I had become a shadow, the real me began to die. My smile had disappeared and the twinkle in my eye began to fade. She took away my laughter, at her whim a puppet I was made. My friends and family watched helplessly as the man they once knew changed. Even after she was gone my twisted soul became more deranged! I tried to find my zest for life, yet it seemed forever gone. I put new peices in the puzzle, but no woman lasted long. Til one night the whiskey was talking and I saw a new fantasy across a smokey bar! I was there to drown my sorrows, never knowing she began to heal my scars! I packed away my fears and put on my best cocky smile. As i slowly approached her my thoughts escaped me for awhile. The

The Day I Met You
The day I met you I found a friend - And a friendship that I pray will never end. Your smile - so sweet And so bright - Kept me going When day was as dark as night. You never ever judged me, You understood my sorrow. Then you told me it needn't be that way And gave me the hope of a better tomorrow. You were always there for me, I knew I could count on you. You gave me advice and encouragement Whenever I didn't know what to do. You helped me learn to love myself You made life seem so good. You said I can do anything I put my mind to And suddenly I knew I could. There were times when we didn't see eye to eye And there were days when both of us cried. But even so we made it through: Our friendship hasn't yet died. Circumstances have pulled us apart, We are separated by many miles. Truly, the only thing that keeps me going Is my treasured memory of your smile. This friendship we share Is so precious to me, I hope it grows and flourishes And last

Questions, Questions
If U love me................leave me a message If U like me.................leave a comment If U wanna date me....... leave your number If U wanna marry me....leave a "will you marry me?" message If U think i'm cute.................leave a comment on one of my pics If U wanna make out with me...................tell me in a message If U care about me ....................leave a caring message If U hate me ....................why are you reading this? You woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Slap me 3) Cuss me out 4) Stop drinking so much. Damn! 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) F**k me 8) Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops 11) Other (Please specify) please reply. Then send to your other friends and see how many and which answers you get, see how many people want you in their bed...you might be surprised by the answers you get back

My Poerty
Trying to push the past away Still waiting for the lights to change But she'll try, for the sake of her pride, Learing to barely feel the pain The thicker the skin the less the strain And though it's really hurting She ain't breaking, She is loving him still After all this time Some people think that they hold all the power of the people around them... little do they know that it is not them that holds the power but that those around them do. To be concerned about your fate and your soul only deepens your thoughts and wisdom of life today. To hate...is to lose your self and your power, over another person. Do not hate for it will only haunt you. Perhaps as one stands alone in darkness, they feel no one can understand them. Cold and alone watching the moon rise in the night, watching the stars race across the ebony sky. Knowing passion is out there, and missing it all the while, feel despair and desire together merging into one. One

Life
you read it right i am in an auction. Come bid on me. Please make me feel specail CLICK ON PIC TO GO AND BID. I'M WORTH IT Well at what point does life start?? Does it really ever come to that point? I have a love for walking on the edge of life. That is my way of bringin me back to life. If that makes any sense at all. Sometimes when you think life is over it takes a miracle to revive you. Do you friends hold you onto that edge. Is it god. Or is they shear hope that if you get down things will be better. To me walking on the edge is like flying as weird as that may seem. Everyone has a dream of beeing able to do abnormal things. What are yours? I love to feel free. And freedom is about the only thing we have left somedays. Im not a person who likes to tell people how i feel. Have always kept that part of me to myself. But i figured this is a start. Time to leave it on the field so to speak. Time to play the game like you got nothing left. As qouted in a good movie. Get

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