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Robert insists on pimping me out, because he likes to watch me squirm.

So every once in a while I get some freak that wants to show me his peen or wants to know if I have bewbie pics.

But this was tonight's award winner.

 

Friend Request:

 

hello... i have seen you while i was roaming arround the profiles. you have a sort of submissive appearance to me. and i would like to know if your submissive behaviour is as good as your outer appearance. have you ever thought about serving as submissive, to submit... to follow? you like the idea to be in contact with a strict dominant german, to be guided and lead at times and to show your true nature as submissive female? i am 27... single and as you can see in my profile, i live in germany. i would say that i am a very intriguing person. i like art, music a good wine. i am addicted to the bdsm lifestyle since 9 years. it started a long time ago and that passion never went away. during that time i have had several slavegirls and submissives. at times i choose an online slavegirl. that is mostly at the begin of a new year. due to my job i am a lot on meetings and not that much at home for the first months of each year. then i am mostly on my own at late daytime or night in germany. during that time i prefer it to talk with submissive females from overseas because of the time difference. that makes it much easier to get each one online. i mostly choose females that are new to the theme. i like it very much to guide them through their first steps. i am also a bit out of the norm. i am not like the most dominants you will find out their. i have no special way of living my lifestyle. i get my amusement and pleasure more out of the act of submission. i don't care if the female i am in contact with is into pain, humiliation, sexual interests or if she has more a sort of submissive behaviour in general. i get my joy out of her acting, to guide and to lead her. feel free to take a look at my nsfw albums or my blog. what you see there in nothing i would exspect from you, but i am sure it will be interesting to read and to watch. so when you want to get known me. and when you are curious about what i wrote to you... then you can contact me via yahoo:

Tonight's creepy stalker had this to say about himself:

 

 

 

 

That feeling you are overtaken by sometimes;.... your senses are tweeking erotically... you don't even know why? The curious Yeeaaaa-uummmmh... thing! Everything is like that for me...

Just remember the last Awwwh-Damn!!!;..... he's in it.... That is; when you exhaled hot heavy air;... and he did'nt ruin it!!

That's me... with your help!... I'm called Friend, Good Listner, and ... well; I'm just saying what I've heard now;.. Sexy! I don't know about sexy?

Get to know me, I'm playful, and generous, flirtatious, and I do care too much.... Alot! Some take advantage of that quality in a Southern Man. I like playful banter, and mentally simulating EVERYTHING!

Enough, shoot at me if you want, k'? I do Deliver!!! Hehe

 

Anyone care to tell me just what in the holy crap this guy is yammering about?

LOL... OMG...WTF?

Found this in someone's "about me" section. I just laughed myself stupid. Wanted to share with my friends... ENJOY!

 

 

 

"DEAR SANTA CLAUSE,

 

IT'S ME -----------. YEA, I KNOW I'M A LITTLE OLD TO BELIEVE IN MIRACLES. THIS YEAR FOR CHRISTMAS MY LIST IS VERY SHORT BUT WANT IT MORE THAN ANYTHING IN LIFE. YA SEE, THERE'S AN ABSOLUTELY AMAZING WOMAN THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH THAT LIVES FAR AWAY AND HAS NOT BEEN FEELING VERY WELL LATELY. FOR MY GIFT THIS YEAR CAN YOU PLEASE HELP HER GET BETTER SO MY DARLING CAN BE HERE WITH ME AND MY SON FOR CHRISTMAS? THANK YOU VERY MUCH IF YOU CAN DO THIS. MILK AND COOKIES WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU IN THE USUAL SPOT.

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS SANTA!!"

 

 

This dude is in his 30's or 40's at least! okay.. have fun!

My crazy meanderings

Ok my friends. I was trolling through the mumms, and noticed all the alternate accounts playing. Those of you that really, truly know me.. know that I view this as a fun game. I like to read their "About me" or check out their friends, pics, fans... etc.

So, i have noticed this one asshole in particular, and wanted to check him out. The following, was his "about me"

 

I nearly DIED!!!

 

 

HERE GOES:

 

 

There is nothing more beautiful to me, than a woman cumming. The way her body flexes, stomach muscles tighten, hips rise up, then she squeezes.

 

I'm 6'2 and over 200 pounds. All women are small, to me. I've always heard that they feel safe when they are with me.

I like it when women are reserved and quiet, yet i know the dirty thoughts that go on in their heads. I want to exploit EVERY fantasy she has and make it happen.

I can fly you to see me, with only two calls. So don't think i'm just another flake on this site. I AM looking for the ONE that can fulfill every fantasy of mine, sexual desire and personal need.

Take care of your Daddy, and he'll take care of you.

 

 

Ok fukkers.. what do you think.. pervert, or friendly non-shady guy?

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