Found this in someone's "about me" section. I just laughed myself stupid. Wanted to share with my friends... ENJOY!
"DEAR SANTA CLAUSE,
IT'S ME -----------. YEA, I KNOW I'M A LITTLE OLD TO BELIEVE IN MIRACLES. THIS YEAR FOR CHRISTMAS MY LIST IS VERY SHORT BUT WANT IT MORE THAN ANYTHING IN LIFE. YA SEE, THERE'S AN ABSOLUTELY AMAZING WOMAN THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH THAT LIVES FAR AWAY AND HAS NOT BEEN FEELING VERY WELL LATELY. FOR MY GIFT THIS YEAR CAN YOU PLEASE HELP HER GET BETTER SO MY DARLING CAN BE HERE WITH ME AND MY SON FOR CHRISTMAS? THANK YOU VERY MUCH IF YOU CAN DO THIS. MILK AND COOKIES WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU IN THE USUAL SPOT.
MERRY CHRISTMAS SANTA!!"
This dude is in his 30's or 40's at least! okay.. have fun!