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created on 12/30/2007  |  http://fubar.com/1/b173101

Bummie the Super Pu$$y X

Bummie, knowing he can not beat me, once again needs the help of another high level, Lady Canada, to pussy attack a level 179 then runs and hides in the hossy. Too bad though, I killed his turf and kept his toons dead.What a price to pay but pussies are never smart :)

Just remember, if you're a pussy you will always be a loser. You cannot beat me, I own you. You just making things more and more pathetic for yourself, even by your standards lol

And when you thought Bummie couldn't sink lower in his patheticness he lowered the bar to a new all-time low. Realising that in the past half year he had been outplayed and was forced to take an a$$kicking all day and every day he, a level 2100+ had to run to someone else and ask for help because he could not beat a level 180 something on his own lol So very sad.

In the past three weeks I took pity on him because he is no challenge and I proved that I rule over him but even when I'm idle he still knows how to make himself look like a loser lol

Sucks to be a Bummy Pussy but we can't all be awesome ;)

This was to be expected. After this morning's beating from which Bummie will likely never recover from he used his level 2197 to list baby toons. He is so predictable. Even by Neanderthal standards Bummie would still be one of the dumbest morons on the planet lmao

This is what Bummie's turf feed looks like:

·  LOSS: Yummy was attacked by Shabang, suffering a loss of 16 health, dealing 13 damage, and losing $58,800,000.
27 mins ago

·  LOSS: Yummy was attacked by Shabang, suffering a loss of 16 health, dealing 13 damage, and losing $735,000.
27 mins ago

·  LOSS: Yummy was attacked by Shabang, suffering a loss of 20 health, dealing 17 damage, and losing $735,000.
27 mins ago

·  LOSS: Yummy was attacked by Shabang, suffering a loss of 18 health, dealing 15 damage, and losing $735,000.
27 mins ago

·  LOSS: Yummy was attacked by Shabang, suffering a loss of 19 health, dealing 16 damage, and losing $735,000.
27 mins ago

 ·  LOSS: Wishy Washy Milker was attacked by Wishy Washy, suffering a loss of 22 health, dealing 20 damage, and losing $24,768,000.
25 mins ago

·  LOSS: Wishy Washy Milker was attacked by Wishy Washy, suffering a loss of 24 health, dealing 22 damage, and losing $774,000.
25 mins ago

 ·  LOSS: Xmas is Coming was attacked by Wishy Washy, suffering a loss of 16 health, dealing 14 damage, and losing $23,616,000.
24 mins ago

 ·  LOSS: Xmas is Coming was attacked by Wishy Washy, suffering a loss of 16 health, dealing 14 damage, and losing $0.
24 mins ago

 ·  LOSS: Xmas is Coming was attacked by Wishy Washy, suffering a loss of 17 health, dealing 15 damage, and losing $0.
24 mins ago

This is one hell of a beating Bummie had to take from me. Most notably, Wishy Washy (me level 172) beat Wishy Washy Milker (Bummie level 195) attacking 15% up. I don't need to use Bummie's pu$$y strategy to show him what a loser he is :)

Xmas is Coming's mob of 750 fought with: 11 RADIOACTIVE Bomb Suits, 73 Amphibious Assault Ships, 55 Napalm Launchers, 3 Armed SCB-304 Submarines, 674 Stealth AH-64 Apaches, 739 Reinforced Blast Shelters, 695 AA-12 Shotguns

Superman!!!'s mob of 750 fought with: 21 RADIOACTIVE Bomb Suits, 79 Amphibious Assault Ships, 55 Napalm Launchers, 4 Armed SCB-304 Submarines, 667 Stealth AH-64 Apaches, 729 Reinforced Blast Shelters, 695 AA-12 Shotguns
 
You have WON the fight, dealing 20 damage to your enemy and taking 17 damage.
Attacking: Wishy Washy Milker...

Failed!
Your enemy is in the hospital!
Yummy's mob of 467 fought with: 9 RADIOACTIVE Bomb Suits, 45 Napalm Launchers, 9 Armed SCB-304 Submarines, 40 Stealth AH-64 Apaches, 50 Bomb Disposal Suits, 408 Blast Shelters, 418 Tactical Utility Vehicles, 340 AA-12 Shotguns, 82 M134D Gatling Guns
 
You have WON the fight, dealing 19 damage to your enemy and taking 16 damage.
These toons are pathetic!!!!!
 

 

Bummie the Super Pu$$y V

While Bummie continues to list baby toons with his level 2197 I check on his other toons:

R.I.P This player already dead

Badass Milkman This player already dead

Yummy This player already dead

I'm Next This player already dead

Newborn This player already dead

Roto Turkey This player already dead

Wishy Washy Milker This player already dead

Superman!!! This player already dead

I could do this every hour but the pattern is clear. Bummie keeps his toonsdead because I would beat up on them one by one. The strategy of a defeated pu$$y. Rather boring and unchallenging. But every day I smile, knowing that a level 107 - me - has defeated the toons of a level 2197 :)

Everyone be aware that Bummie stole his Mum's welfare cheque to bling. For once he is listing toons that are more expensive than 100B. But he'll be broke within the hour anyway. That'll leave him with some time to pu$$y ban members from his graveyard, oh sorry, turf I meant.

Once again Bummie the pu$$y is listing baby toons with his level 2197. A check on his other toons leads to the following results:

R.I.P This player already dead

Badass Milkman This player already dead

Yummy This player already dead

I'm Next This player already dead

Newborn This player already dead

Roto Turkey This player already dead

Wishy Washy Milker This player already dead

Superman!!! This player already dead

If you want to learn how to fight like a pu$$y take Bummie as the prime example.

Bummie the Super Pu$$y just appeared to list baby toons with his level 2197. As for me, I was checking up on his toons to see if he is man enough to fight or pu$$y enough and keep them unrevived:

R.I.P This player already dead

Badass Milkman This player already dead

Yummy This player already dead

I'm Next This player already dead

Newborn This player already dead

Roto Turkey This player already dead

Wishy Washy Milker This player already dead

Superman!!! This player already dead

This proves it obviously. He is too pu$$y to fight me and I don't blame him for being scared of me. After all, I beat up on him for 5 months day in day out. That's a lot to take.

Bummie the Super Pu$$y

Let's see. 5 months ago a pu$$y called Bummie crossed my path on fumafia. He used the pu$$y strategy "Hit and Hide", meaning attacking then hiding in the hossy or playing dead. I tried to give him a chance to fight like a man and challenged him but he responded by making it clear that he's a pu$$y and will always fight like a pu$$y as he's not man enough.

In the next month I beat him hundreds of times whereas he remained winless against me. All he did was using his level 2197 to list my level 107 and level 172 believing it would get him anywhere. Sadly for him he acknowledged nothing but further a$$kickings and humiliation.

Since he could not defeat me he speed leveled his toons out of range and tried to hide them in WPP. It didn't help him though because his incompetence in terms of toon building meant that I was still beating up on his toons. Knowing that I had defeated him with my relentless attacking he saw himself forced to delete several of his toons.

Remaining toons take full advantage of the 15% downattacking and barely win by apoint if at all. My toons upattack as far as they can and celebrate glorious wins. When Bummies toons are alive, that is, which is almost never.

In 5 months I have almost 1,000 wins vs less than 100 defeats. I keep more of his toons dead than vice versa. My toons stand strong whereas some of his toons have disappeared through deletion.

I do all this with a level 107 and a level 172 as opposed to a level 2197 who thinks listing does anything. And if you need a level 2197 to unsuccessfully contain a level 107 then you've lost already.

But Bummie has a love for babies. Baby toons that is. He only lists baby toons and toons worth less than 100B. He's always broke except for once a month when he steals his Mum's welfare cheque to bling. 

It wasn't a big challenge to defeat this loser but I am enjoying every minute of it. I've made Bummie my Emo Biatch for Life.

Let's make an inventory of some of his toons:

R.I.P This player already dead

Badass Milkman This player already dead

Yummy This player already dead

I'm Next This player already dead

Newborn This player already dead

Roto Turkey This player already dead

Wishy Washy Milker This player already dead

Superman!!! This player already dead

Bummie's strategy works well. Keep the toons dead all the time and only come out for pu$$y attacks. His fear of me knows no boundaries. But remember, a pu$$y never wins. A pu$$y will always be defeated. A pu$$y will always be a loser. Bummie will forever be a pu$$y.

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