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Beth Tackett
i love my husband and kids so much. they are my life.
Shutter_dude
The best way to start making fantastic images is: "LEARN YOUR CAMERAS MANUEL SETTINGS". While point and shoot is really good, the more you learn and understand how your camera works... The better! If yoiu need help with equipment or accessories, visit a good sorce like amazon... Just click on the word amazon and search for the items you're interested in! Read More Hello my fellow photographers. In this blog I hope to provide some useful and interesting tips and how toos of all kinds of photography. I've had very good luck with my system of photographing the relaxed portrait as well as items for selling in online services like eBay. I'll be adding images to this blog to show how I achieve my resoults. I'm sure this blog will contain useful information for all leavles of photography skill so, Please check back if this sounds like this blog might be of interest to you Read More
Tied
Music Ideas
I want to expand my collection of music... name some bands that are great...
Videos
Check out my first video, let me know what you think. Rate, comment & share with your friends. Thank you -Diamond Dave
My Writings/poems
Lee's Bloody Blog
This is my first ever blog. I was out shopping at the weekend when an arguement took place and it grabbed my attention. A young mum who i'd say was in her late teens was arguing with her mum who i knew, now i knew the daughter's mum and was shocked to hear the language that spilled from the daughter's mouth, so being the sort of geezer i am i went over to calm the situation. I was met with a barrage of abuse from this foul mouthed teen which shocked me rigid i can tell ya my first reaction was to sock her in the jaw but as i've never in my life raised my hand to a woman i walked away seething. The point i'm try to make is in my opinion kids have to much power over their elders and its time for parents to seize the power back. I can remember if i stepped out of line and spoke to my mum and dad in that manner put it this way i wouldn't be typing this now, my old man god rest him was as tough as old boots and had hands on him like shovels and a stare that could make a grown man wet himse
Love
I have my thoughts lately about love and love for me lately feels more and more out of reach... I been with most types of men and at this point i am ready just to give up. they say butterfly in stomach and love should feel special. sometimes with the experinces i been having i been just lost in though these days. Is love a myth or is it a real feeling. Yes my heart feels broken and now i am giving up ... just settling for what is around me love will never actually be found for me i believe it is a myth nothing more .... just lost in time with our parents and grandparents... not in this day and age....
Contest
i have noticed that other ppl will have nsfw contest and offer stuff for the winner
Dudleyjordan
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Her Supplication
There was a softness in the room,but he was not soft. She, on knees folded over, hands above headHe stepped into the room and saw her. He loved her supplication,but would never admit. His pet was all he could see,but he never told her. He handled the heavy leather flogger,She shook feeling his mood. He loved her more than all else,for her purity. He cracked the flogger across her bare back hard,He heard her deep sigh. Many times he struck so she would feel his soul,She cried. He touched her tears and took her into his arms,never would there be another Tho he be barren unto death.
Vote For My Hobbit Designs
There is a design contest put on by the production company of The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings and I have submitted 2 character drawings (Gollum & Gandalf). These are my own creations and I would greatly appreciate your votes! Links to both are listed below. This is an ongoing event, to I believe October 15th. Please take a moment and vote - once, twice, however many they allow! (Ok, that's being greedy...) No forms to fill out, just click however many stars out of 5. Thank you! Gollum: http://www.thehobbitdesigncontest.com/entry/4353 Gandalf: http://www.thehobbitdesigncontest.com/entry/4343 (The actual artwork can be seen in "My Artwork" in Photos on this site.)
Fubar
I've been doing some thinking. Ive been on Fubar for a couple years now and I've seen a lot. The one thing that pisses me off more than anything is people asking for help who wouldn't help you if their lives depended on it. I actually had people in my family who never rated or even said hi for over a year. But then I won a God Mode in the fu lottery. I let it sit there untouched for over a week. Still no comments from these so called family members. So before I ran God Mode I went through and deleted people from my family who never made an effort to help with even one point while I was trying to level. Then I ran my GM. Would you believe that these very same people came out of the woodwork to ask me to add them back to my family?? Ummmm.... NO.
Blonde Jokes
32 - BLONDE ONE LINERS
Club Dgaf
CLUB DON'T GIVE A FUCK LOUNGE RULES
Characters Of Mine
sorina-a sixteen year old girl with long black hair and blue eyes that are full of sadness. her parents died when she was four years old and she was sent to live with her aunt and uncle who treated her like she was nothing. when she was fourteen she ran away from them and found a place to stay but it wasnt all to polite of a place and she had to learn how to fight in order to protect herself. while in the dumps she met a guy named lucian who she thought was everything with his kindness and his lovely eyes. he told her he loved her and to her surprise she fell in love with him. he promised to protect her but broke that promise and watched as a gan beat the shit out of her.luckily a cop who she later found out was Cadeym stopped the gang and took her in. after a while of staying locked up in the room she was given she gets to know Cadeym and falls for him but she never tells him. after almost a year of living with Caydem, Lucian appears and beggs for her to come back to him.
My Poetry
She sits looking out her front window, watching clouds float by on a dusty blue evening sky She stands watching at the door, as cars pass by on the road outside on their way home from work She lays staring at the ceiling, thinking of nothing and everything from bed upon pillows with blankets First minutes pass by and then slowly hours, heart keeps on beating as lungs keep on breathing with so many wishes in her head Her mind fills with vivid images and thoughts, most of which are of the precious times that she has been given to share with him Waiting for her eyes to shut and sleep to come, wheels of her mind keep turning as the tears slowly continue to slip from her eyes Longing and want begin to fill and consume her soul, tender touch of his hands with sweet kiss from his lips would still and calm this night A blanket of darkest black above me as I lay to rest A thousand diamonds sparkle and shine against the darkness White cotton clouds blow and drift acros
Thad@ Lostcherry
xmas this year and everyone after will not be so mary for me for the only day ill have with my boys is xmas eve i wont have them for a week only one day then its back to my boaring fucked up life if u have u"r kids and wife try not to lose them im still not sure wat i did to lose mine but i did get something out of it but not my kids i only have them every other weeekend and it sux i dont get to speend as much time as id like with them and it hurts me so bad so dont do anything stupid to lose u"rs cause in the end u will end up like me wondering wat u did so wrong so for all who have your families marychristmas and a happy new year and for me i hope i survive the mother fucking holidays what do u do to get over a divorce iv been divorceda little over a year and still havent goten over mine im still in love with her and dont understand why and for the most part im not sure why im still heari have two beautiful kids and i think that may be the reason i am hear if it werent for them i wo
Just Non-sense
You scored as Fun. Your fun fun fun! Please rate my quiz!Fun100%Outgoing88%Nice75%Immature31%Shy13%Dramatic13%mean6%what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)created with QuizFarm.com Pft...like if there were ever a doubt! http://www.myheritage.com> Which Celebrity do you think I look like the most? Navarro Frenzy So I finally finished my Dave Navarro book yesterday after almost two months. Since ya know I have been so busy, with the move and all to Honolulu. Man was it a good book, I went into the book with only a vague idea of who Dave was as a person. Having one of those typical school girl crushes on him, never in my
Contest
I'm in the good vs. evil contest. Please click my pic below, rate it and leave a comment. You are allowed to vote for alllll the ladies on team good if you want us to win. Thank you all!
Wtf #2
To all my friends,family and fans.I recently had 2 people join referal path supposedly through me.Neither has any type of profile written or pics up,I don't want to be the next person accused of creating fake profiles for comments and ratings.Other than blocking these 2 users and changing all my pass words i don't know what else to do.Just giving you all a heads up.Those who know me well enough know it would be completly out of character for me to do something like this... Sincerly,BCC NOW IN THE TOP 100 FLASHING ON MY SCREEN IS SOMEONES PUSSY...DID THE RULES CHANGE OR SOMETHIN????MAKES NO SENSE TO ME THAT YOU CAN'T HAVE ADULT PICS IN YOUR DEFAULT ALBUM AS A DEFAULT PIC,IN BULLETINS OR ON YOUR PROFILE PAGE,YET THEY CAN BE IN THE TOP 100 IN PLAIN VEIW?????HMMMMMMMMMM...... for 4-5 days now I still can't post or repost a bulletin,I have gone to the what is a lostcherry lounge several times noone can seem to tell me why I keep getting the message Error:You Are Not Alowwed to do this.I
Life Sucks
Today we went to look at a truck. It is a 2003 Chevy 1500 4x4. I can't wait I really hope that we get it. I don't know though. We will know more on Monday. As soon as they run everything through. They said that if we had a couple of more points on our Creidt Scores that we would be able to get them without any problems. But not everyone is perfect. I hope we are making the right choice. This one kid that Curt played high school football with said that it is the right choice. I don't know. You only live once. You will never be happy in life if you don't take chances. Well more later. Have you ever been so happy because you can do something special for a group of people. Well.... I have. I was going to cook homemade pop pie for my family tomorrow but my aunt is coming up and she doesn't want to be around any kids. It isn't my fault that she told her kids that she would baby sit. And I am not a kid. But anyways, I am not going to be able to cook for my family and I won't get to enjoy any
Cash Flow Zone
Photos
i will have more pics soon ,,,,,any suggestions on wat i should take them of i will have more pics soon ,,,,,any suggestions on wat i should take them of i will have more pics soon ,,,,,any suggestions on wat i should take them of
New Pics!
NEW PICS!!! Check 'Em out and let me know what ya think...IT's what I wore this halloween to the clubs just up the road at WVU...;)... The ones with the shower cap and sippers were here on campus (FSU) at a party... The ones with the Cowboy Hat and running shoes are out or were going out to the clubs....
Poems
There are no words , to express what i feel for you . There are no songs , as beautifull as the music that fills my soul when i hear your voice . There are no roses , as lovely as your smile . there are no days , brighter than the days i spend with you . nothing moves me , like you do . you are my light in the darkness and there could never be words strong enough to express my love for you . Happy A sense, a feeling- something i get every time you're around. Or for that matter anytime i even to think about you. To be happy means to love you. To love you for what you were, What you are and what you will always will be. To truly feel 'happy' is to accept who you are And love you for that. The only thing that makes me truly happy is you. You are the embodiement of happiness for me. Nothing else can bring such joy to my life. I can't begin to count the ways you make me happy The posabilities are endless. Truly you are my happines
Wow! I Am Indescribable
Please take the time to read this. I know you are smart enough to know these pointers, but there will be some of you that will go... "Hmm, I must remember that!". After reading, forward it to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in. 1.- Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do so! 2.- I Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans: If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you!!! Chances are, he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse, than in you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. "RUN LIKE HELL IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!" 3.- If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won't see you but everybody else will. "This has saved lives!" 4.- Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping
Darwin Awards
Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here then, are the glorious winners: 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked..... And now, the honorable mentions: 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimb
Violent Femmes
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My Husband
on this day 2 years ago i was married to love of my life...I cannot begin to describe how happy Joe makes me....He makes me feel things i never thought i would feel...I feel loved,cared about,wanted,seXy(wich has been something NOBODY has ever been able to make me feel about myself) HAPPY ANNIVERSARY baby Baby i love you with all my heart & soul.... EVERY morning for the last 2weeks i've been woke up by my husband kissing on my neck & whispering in my ear "You are sooo damn SeXy" & "i can't help but touch you* then he proceeds to bite & kiss my neck while he slips one hand between my legs & starts to gently rub my clit .....Mans got majic hands i tell ya lol.......Then i ask "What brought this on?" he says "how i can i lay here next to you with you naked & being sooo damn hot & not wanna touch you & make you cum" i hope this continues ;)
Balogna
well, today is Vday, the one day of the year when every happy couple, or unhappy couple make the rest of us feel something like the mixture of poo, chewing gum, and ciggerette butt you scrape off your shoe. Luckily i spent the majority of my day with my head crammed in a mixture of an enterasys switch matrix, a cisco router, a dell switch, and access control lists; so thankfully most of the day passed by without me noticing. I dont hate today, because truthfully ive never been in a relationship on Vday for all of my 28 years.. so yeah, coming home to my empty apartment alone does kinda make one feel a bit blue. and the only phone calls from females ive recieved today were from my mom and my aunt and my grandmother... bless em.. so yeah, ill just be chillin in my blue funk over here, dont mind me =p
Photos
The photos are all taken by me of me. Yes, I am a narcissistic twat. How did I edit them? I used Picasa, free software available from Google. Questions? Feel free to ask. I may or may not answer.
Stuff
La vita dovrebbe essere vissuta al contrario. Tanto per cominciare si dovrebbe iniziare morendo, e così...tricchete tracchete...il trauma è già bello che superato. Quindi ti svegli in un letto di ospedale e apprezzi il fatto che vai migliorando giorno dopo giorno. Poi ti dimettono perchè stai bene, e la prima cosa che fai è andare in posta a ritirare la tua pensione, e te la godi al meglio. Col passare del tempo, le tue forze aumentano, il tuo fisico migliora,le rughe scompaiono. Poi inizi a lavorare, e il primo giorno ti regalano un orologio d'oro. Lavori quarant'anni finchè non sei così giovane da sfruttare adeguatamente il ritiro dalla vita lavorativa. Quindi vai di festino in festino, bevi, giochi, fai sesso e ti prepari per iniziare a studiare. Poi inizi la scuola, giochi coi gli amici, senza alcun tipo di obblighi e responsabilità, finchè non sei bebè. Quando sei sufficientemente piccolo, ti infili in un posto che ormai dovresti conoscere molto bene. Gli
Single
YEAH I'M GOING TO BE MOVING SOON. SO I'M GOING TO BE OFF LINE FOR A WHILE. I THINK I MAY HAVE ABOUT 2 MORE WEEKS HERE AND THEN WHO KNOWS? I'D LIKE TO GO UP A LEVEL IF ANYONE CARES.... LOL I DOUGHT IT...LOL BUT IT'S MY BLOG AND I'LL ASK IF I WANT TOO. BY THE WAY MUCH LOVE TO MY FRIEND (L.K.K.)LICKZZZZZ as I sit here viewing pics sending comments I wonder? what are the poeple thinking? the people that I'm looking at. are they enjoying the comments? do they get to joke? O.M.G. did I offen someone? maybe that person thinks I'm a freak.... he he I hope soo ....well I am !!!!! lol see that's what I mean... did you get it? AHHHH i get it now duhhhhh!!! I'm thinking too much .... NEVERMIND!!!! well after asking a question in my mumms. I did confront her. we didn't argue. We decided to be friends instead of lovers and I respect that. Now it's off to enjoy life again... So ladies in Indy watch out ....he's BACK !!!! LOL
Yodum
Pediatric Stroke An Overview of Pediatric Stroke Stroke occurs in children of all ages; it can even occur in the fetus. Every year, five out of every two hundred thousand children have a stroke. The causes of stroke in children are far different from the usual causes in adults. Children have not had the time to develop hardening of the arteries (atherosclerosis) or other long-term effects of hypertension, high cholesterol, diabetes, and smoking that are among the most common stroke risks in adults. In order to explain this phenomenon, it is necessary to discuss the two major categories of stroke type. The first of these is called ischemic stroke; the second is called hemorrhagic or bleeding type stroke. Ischemic stroke occurs due to blockage of an artery, usually by a blood clot that has formed at the site of blockage or that has formed somewhere "upstream" in the arterial tree, has broken off, and been carried "downstream" in the blood flow through progressively smaller branch
Evolution Of Dance
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Just For Today
No offense but...People are getting too lazy on here. So I gave in, let's see who will actually read this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend.. Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as ...My so called friends
Ppl
almost every 1 is a fuckin asshole 2 me and i am tired of it i am about 2 just say fuck everything and not get on the comp again and then no 1 will have 2 worry about me any more idk y ppl have 2 be that way but i am tired of it
When Bush Knew No Weapons In Iraq
Politics Collide With Iraq Realities Thomas Ricks | April 8 Washington Post - There are two Iraq wars being waged, according to military officers on the ground and defense experts: the one fought in the streets of Baghdad, and the war as it is perceived in Washington. Army Gen. David H. Petraeus, who took over as the top U.S. commander in Iraq in February, cited the disparity last week. "The Washington clock is moving more rapidly than the Baghdad clock," he said in a television interview. "So we're obviously trying to speed up the Baghdad clock a bit and to produce some progress on the ground that can, perhaps . . . put a little more time on the Washington clock." While Washington appears headed toward a political endgame on Iraq, with the White House and Congress sparring over benchmarks and pullout dates, the war on the ground is at an ebb tide. All sides -- including U.S. military strategists and Iraqi sectarian leaders and insurgents, as well as regional players such a
Suzishere
I wonder why noone wants to chat with me? all you have to do is text just like this @SuzIsHere@Hello to the number 35777 is that so hard? Cmon it will be fun Im doing a live cam show! Hey a girl's gotta have some fun doesnt she? Cum and see me ;) http://imlive.com/wmaster.asp?wid=123687653595&promotioncode=eval3433&gotopage=user.asp Nickname: Addicted2Sin Wow today is nice and sunny was hoping that we could chat and have some hot fun? if you wanna get ahold of me text SuzIsHere to number 35777 cmon I promise you wont be disappointed Im hot, sticky sweet, from my head to my feet yah
Earnhardt Vs Gordon
Hey..everyone....im going to be out of town for a few days...leaving wednesday am....and will be back late saturday...so i may not be on that often...so...if u have pics..etc.. that u want me 2 check out...pls send me an email..so i can check it out later...hope everyone has a good week...and i will talk 2 yall soon... *HUGS* KIM Earnhardt Family Wins at Talladega 15 Senior 10 Junior 5 Gordon Family Wins At Talladega 4 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Earnhardt Family NASCAR Championships 10 Ralph 1 Sportsman Class Dale Senior 7 Winston Cups Dale Jr 2 Busch Series Gordon Family Championships 4 Earnhardts..only family to have 3 generations of champions -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dale Earnhardt Senior Average Finish lifetime 11.1 Jeff Gordon average Finish Lifetime 12.5 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dale Earn
Friends
HEY GUYS I JUST WANTED TO TELL EVERYONE THAT I WILL BE BACK AS SOON AS I CAN AND I WILL NOT FOR GET ANY OF YOU AND I WANT YOU GUYS TO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE.I WILL NOT FOR GET ABOUT ANY OF YOU AND I LOVE YOU GUYS.HUGZZZZZZZZZZ AND KISSESSSSSSSSSSSSSS TO ALL THAT KNOW ME AND LOVE ME.HERE IS MY CELL IF YOU EVER WANT TO CALL ME AT ANY TIME.1-870-371-2953.I DON'T CARE WHAT TIME IT IS IF YOU NEED ME THEN CALL OKAY LOVE YOU GUYS AND TAKE IT EASY.LOVE LEAH AKA BABYLETTE420~STATIC X'S PREGNANT BARTENDER
I Would Do Anything For Just A Second To Show What I Have
Another girl get away. I hate being jus friends. Thats all i am to every girl i met. and when i do meet someone it back fires on my ass everytime. i jus wish i could meet someone who i can relate to and be loved by. but that jus not gna happen. im to the point where i jus dont give a fuck anymore. everything around me is jus wrong. doesnt feel right at all. chris mikey n nick are the only ones i can really trust. seems like everyone eles is jus lieing to me. and i hate that. i fucking hate it. i jus wanna die. go to sleep and never wake up. come back as an animal maybe even a bird. and jus fly threw the wind and shit on peoples heads haha. specialy on fuckin romans god damn head. and all the girls who broke my heart or didnt wanna take a chance to grab it and see what love i can give. I want her next to me in my life more than anything I have ever wanted. I wanna show her the love I want to give to her tell she dies. Be with her every moment in our little lifes. Prove to her she
Nsfw Pics
This shit is getting annoying. One of my pics got marked NSFW b/c it was of my shirt and mainly my tits. I've been seeing a lot of chicks on here with their main pic with damn near nothing on. I could see the top of one chick's nipple. Why in the fuck are my pics getting marked and not their's???? If you can't see any of my skin, what makes it fair for me to have to see a lot of theirs and part of their nipple????? What in the fuck makes this fair? If my shit is gettin marked, they should have their shit marked, too!!! I mean really! The only thing I was tryin to do was show what my shirt says......but someone decided they didn't like what is in the shirt. I didn't know x-ray vision existed on here!
Bored
Well in about 4 wks I'm going to be moving back to KS.... Kinda excited for the change and to be back around family. I know there isn't much to do in KS, but then I don't really do to much where I'm at now so.... haha Anything going on this weekend?
Life
For this supposedly being such a happy time in my life it has been nothing but miserable. Babies are suppose to bring people together, but instead it is endless fighting (not because of the baby). I'm sick of it all, I tell him to leave, even though I really don't want him to, but either way right now I am miserable. I can be in a fine mood, but he drags me down into his "I hate my life" mood. He got pissed because I said he was going to be just like his father, who is close to 50 and still wanting to party like he's 20 and with 20 year olds, and the he is going to abandon his kids - that may have been harsh, but at the moment it felt true. He wants to have the life he wants *with out me* therefore without his child, if it weren't mostly for me pushing and supporting him and giving him the means to, he would not be seeing his daughter now. So what the hell does that say? He may not move across the country like his father did, but none the less. The thing is when we fight
Poetry
Bend In The Road -=-=-=-=-=-= - When we feel we have nothing left to give And we are sure that the song has ended When our day seems over and the shadows fall And the darkness of night has descended, Where can we go to find the strength To valiantly keep on trying, Where can we find the hand that will dry The tears that the heart is crying? There's but one place to go and that is to God And, dropping all pretense and pride, We can pour out our problems without restraint And gain strength from Him at our side, And together we stand at life's crossroads And view what we think is the end But God has a much bigger vision And He tells us it's only a bend For the road goes on and is smoother And the "pause in the song" is a rest And the part that's unsung and unfinished Is the sweetest and richest and best So rest and relax and grow stronger Let go and let God share your load Your work is not finished or ended, You've just come to a "bend in the road."
The Chef (revisited)
the chef (revisited) thought that i would cook tonight a little something quick and lite? lord knows that i'm not a chef, just making something for myself i really won't need fancy pans... exotic spices in a can... picture books with recipies... garden fresh ground parsley leaves... lemon fresh squeezed for that flavor you want steaming on your table. sun tea for a quenching drink? dirty pots piled in the sink? none of that comes with this meal this vaunted feast served so sureal all i need is just some time to figure out on what to dine then just a minute more to think what would be the perfect drink? some salt to add to open wounds fresh loneliness, add several spoons baste liberally this broken heart with pain from being far apart add a cup of truths half told and marinate this entree cold then set aside to be ignored and buttered with generic words seasoned lightly with a touch of fresh ground dreams and broken luck. then garnish with those memories
My Girl
She feels the breath..warm and moist She feels the touch..her pleasure unvoiced Eyes stare deep into her soul To make this one happy is her goal She smells the escence of lavender and soap Her mind feels with joy and hope A soft touch just like silk Skin soft and pale like fresh milk Laying on the bed of roses Not sure of herself and her poses People say this is wrong But to her its the perfect song She melts into love and pleasure never felt With each touch she begins to melt Soft lips taste like sugar Each kiss just seems to linger Now as they lay in eachother arms She realizes all of this ones charms This is her life..her love forever This is her perfect friend and lover A woman has stolen her heart This love she prays will never depart by alanna this is to my girl..the one that knows me best you are the one that has beat out all the rest when my day is dark and there is no light you give me the strength
Horoscope
Misery doesn't love company, unless the company is helping to clean up that misery! Okay, so these chores aren't quite 'miserable,' but they are very time consuming. Call in some reinforcements for help.
Married Couples!
~~Rottmare~~@ fubar Leave me a message and tell me what keeps your marraige going strong!:)
Please Say A Prayer
A friend of mine is in the hospital so could you guys all say a prayer for her and her family. I'm gonna do what I can to go see her this weekend so ill post an update when i find out how shes doing and let u all know. Thanks so much! well i went to the hospital and got to see japp for the first time and shes doing good! the doctor told her as long as the test results come back good she can go home tomorrow!! he said him and someone looked at them and they looked ok to them but they want the head person to look over them so lets all keep our finger's crossed that they are good so she can go home tomorrow!! Thanks again for the sweet messages you guys sent me!! hope yall have a great week!! xoxo
Love
This is something I wrote and a graphic I made for my hubby...We met 10 yrs ago today and have been together since then...So yes I do believe in love at first sight and soul mates...I love this man so and dont know what I would do without him...He completes me fully and I him...I wish that everyone could feel the love we share in their own lives 10 years ago today the sun started to shine... 10 years ago today the birds began to sing... 10 years ago today the meaning of true love became clear... 10 yrs ago today my life truly began... 10 years ago today my dreams came true because... 10 years ago today I met my soulmate... 10 years ago today I fell in love with a wonderful man... Because 10 years ago today you came into my life and brought me to life!
Really!!??
You prefer Romantic sex! You like romantic sex. For you, it's not all too much about being horny - it's more an expression of how you feel about your partner(s). It's an experience that you can share -- that you can experience and enjoy together. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com
Tattoo Contest
i need some help bombing this link plz ..... .
Wallmart Greeter
Wal-Mart greeter > >A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her >two kids, >yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. > >The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, >"Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are >they twins?" > >The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't." > >"The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think >they're twins? >Are you blind, or just stupid?" > >"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just >couldn't believe you got laid twice." >"Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart." debi to enjoy have laughter
Dyke Drama 101
http://www.ketknbc.com/news/health/11184276.html Well today i am at work right,there is this guest that stays here that calls up and asks me to talk dirty to him i said EXCUSE ME?yeah thats nasty.SO like then he asks me to tell him something about me i said okay IM A LESBIAN.Anyways this guy comes down and approaches me.He gave me this Pink Topaz jewel.He said now for u to have that youve got to talk dirty to me.I said no and handed the jewel back to him.Gross how can someone approach someone like that and just expect a non crazy look.Anyways he ended up letting me have it anyways and was pissed off and walked off.IT SERIOUSLY creeped me out.How degrading for him to ask me such questions.GROSS.He was like old and stuff.Then im sitting here working and these drunk bitches come up and theyre super loud.I had to ask them to be quiet or i was going to have them leave.Yeah they got pissed too.Thats what these fools get for putting me on the 10 to 6 am shift. OMG MY BABY IS ABOUT TO BE 1 D
Aussie Slang Dictionary..... Help Americans Understand Us
A Ace! : Excellent! Very good! Aerial pingpong : Australian Rules football Amber fluid : beer Ambo : ambulance, ambulance driver Ankle biter : small child Apples, she'll be : It'll be all right Arvo : afternoon Aussie (pron. Ozzie) : Australian Aussie salute : brushing away flies with the hand Avos : avocados B B & S : Bachelors' and Spinsters' Ball - a very enjoyable party usually held in rural areas Back of Bourke : a very long way away Bail (somebody) up : to corner somebody physically Bail out : depart, usually angrily Banana bender : a person from Queensland Barbie : barbecue (noun) Barrack : to cheer on (football team etc.) Bastard : term of endearment Bathers : swimming costume Battler : someone working hard and only just making a living Beaut, beauty : great, fantastic Big-note oneself : brag, boast Bikkie : biscuit (also "it cost big bikkies" - it was expensive) Billabong : an ox-bow river or watering hole Billy : teapot. Conta
Stuff
Okay, I'm driving to work and I always have to slow down because people like to pull out in front of me like I wasn't there. Then at work, I'm working on something and I get called up front and the two other carryouts are just standing around doing nothing. I'm working on something in the frozen food department and I get called when they could just ask one of the other carryouts who aren't doing anything to do the order. It doesn't make sense. It's like I'm the one getting picked on for no reason. I'm the one doing all the work while they let the other two just stand there and talk and talk and talk. I just so much wanted to go off on everyone.
Real Talk
"Portrait of a Friend" I can't give solutions to all of life's problems, doubts, or fears. But I can listen to you, and together we will search for answers. I can't change your past with all it's heartache and pain,nor the future with its untold stories. But I can be there now when you need me to care. I can't keep your feet from stumbling. I can only offer my hand that you may grasp it and not fall. Your joys, triumphs, successes, and happiness are not mine;Yet I can share in your laughter. Your decisions in life are not mine to make, nor to judge;I can only support you, encourage you, and help you when you ask. I can't prevent you from falling away from friendship,from your values, from me. I can only pray for you, talk to you and wait for you. I can't give you boundaries which I have determined for you,But I can give you the room to change, room to grow,room to be yourself. I can't keep your heart from breaking and hurting,But I can cry with you and help
"solitude"
Drink the Tears from my Eyes, Taste the Blood from my Pains... Only then you Might know what Runs deep through my Veins... Feel the Depths of my Soul... Smell the Scent of my Fears... For to Know me by Heart will Take more than just Years.
Dark Poetry
I may seem like you, on the outside you see, but in my mind is what i am, its the pain and sorrow thats woven me! I've hidden it for so long, its impossible to learn, unles you look into my eyes, and see the love I yearn. my mind so much like a desert, so dry, and filled with death, the more I walk, the more I run, the more I'm out of breath... to leave this place is all I want, to leave and live my life, I want to live up there with you, and forget all of this strife... my mind is so desolate, so twisted from fear and pain, you'r the only one who can save me, and give this desert its much needed rain! sittin in the dark, its blindingly black... my blade in hand, the patience i lack, to just cut so accurately, ive never done before, to just cut wildly. seems more.. more like me, just cut until i bleed blood covers my everything, your love is all i need... lets play a game, let us see who wins, Grab that gun, and put only one bullet in.
9-11
Proud to be American Music and Lyrics by Lee Greenwood If tomorrow all the things were gone I’d worked for all my life, And I had to start again with just my children and my wife. I’d thank my lucky stars to be living here today, ‘Cause the flag still stands for freedom and they can’t take that away. And I’m proud to be an American where as least I know I’m free. And I won’t forget the men who died, who gave that right to me. And I’d gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today. ‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land God bless the U.S.A. From the lakes of Minnesota, to the hills of Tennessee, across the plains of Texas, from sea to shining sea, From Detroit down to Houston and New York to LA, Well, there’s pride in every American heart, and it’s time to stand and say: I’m proud to be an American where at least I know I’m free. And I won’t forget the men who died, who gave that right to me. And I’d gladly stand u
Work
This blog may sound like I am bitching and moaning, but I work as a sous chef at an assisted living home. I work and work till I am worn out by the time I go home. I have a co worker that works there, but also works another job and I am not really sure why. Anyway, my boss sent him home yesterday before I got to work because he says he was tired. I come to work tired some times because of the other things I have to do around the house. Welllllll I get a phone call this morning and called back. It was my boss thinking he was going to have to ask me to come in. If this had been me I would have have gotten my ass canned. He has done this mess before and even got his ass put in the hospital because of one of his "problems". Doesn't seem too fair does it???? Wish I could go into work and then decide I didn't want to work and be able to go home.
Tag U R It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love my wife. 2. I love my kids and grandkids 3. I enjoy playing games. (cards,dominos,beer pong 4. I am fairly descent at throwing darts 5. I enjoy working on cars 6. I hate work 7. I like milk and cookies 8. I talk alot of bullshit 9. I smoke too much 10. I like to see people get drunk and have a good time 1.green eyes with 42 dd's 2.gray mare 3.angel by day broken wings by night 4.I'm a star 5.ashes
I'm Sorry
I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped
Paybacks A Bitch
Paybacks a Bitch By: Deborah Boyd The day started normal Not a care in the world Till someone started picking on me Then it was on for sure There is such a word called Karma these Days What comes around Goes Around Its all in fair play So remember what you do Remember what you say Do onto others If you want done to you For life’s little Karma Is a payback to stay A vicious life cycle Till you’re dying day.
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Tag Your It
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Desk 2. Your significant other? haha 3. Your hair? yeah 4. Your mother? LA 5. Your father? Denver 6. Your favorite thing? Love 7. Your dream last night? OMG 8. Your favorite drink? Water 9. Your dream/goal? Love 10. The room you're in? Den 11. Music? YES 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Dunno 14. Where were you last night? Kris's 15. What you're not? hmmm 16. Muffins? yummy 17. One of your wish list items? LOVE 18. Where you grew up? Denver 19. The last thing you did? slept 20. What are you wearing? Boxers 21. TV? SPIKE 22. Your pets? Cat 23. Your computer? Sweet 24. Your life? Good 25. Your mood? Hello? 26. Missing someone? Always
Ratings
Okay... If you`re gonna rate any of my stuff please do it durin Happy Hour...I will do yours on Happy Hour too... If you rate my stuff when it`s NOT Happy Hour then that is when I will do yours!
Me
~ Addicted ~
I Friggin Love this Awesome Song....peace. Addicted (unedited) I'm so addicted to All the things you do When you're going down on me In between the sheets All the sounds you make With every breath you take It's unlike anything When you're loving me Oh girl lets take it slow So as for you well you know where to go I want to take my love And hate you till the end It's not like you to turn away From all the bullshit I can't take It's not like me to walk away I'm so addicted too all the things You do when you're going down on me In between the sheets All the sounds you make With every breath you take It's unlike anything When you're loving me Yeah I know when it's getting rough All the times we spend Trying to make This love something better than Just making up again It's not like you to turn away All the bullshit I can't take Just when I think I can walk away, I'm so addicted to all the things You do when you're going on me In
The Beauty Of Friendship
The Beauty of Friendship
Someone I Want You To Meet
This Is my Friend Windy She Is A Great Person And very Fun To Talk To She Will Bend Over Backwards To Help Everyone So I Want All My Friends To Meet Another Good Friend Of Mine So go Show Her Lots Of Love .... OneSexyAssBiotch
Just A Dog
From time to time, people tell me, "lighten up, it's just a dog,” or, "that's a lot of money for just a dog." They don't understand the distance traveled, the time spent, or the costs involved for "just a dog." Some of my proudest moments have come about with "just a dog." Many hours have passed and my only company was "just a dog,” but I did not once feel slighted. Some of my saddest moments have been brought about by "just a dog,” and in those days of darkness, the gentle touch of "just a dog" gave me comfort and reason to overcome the day. If you, too, think it's "just a dog," then you will probably understand phrases like "just a friend," "just a sunrise," or "just a promise." "Just a dog" brings into my life the very essence of friendship, trust, and pure unbridled joy. "Just a dog" brings out the compassion and patience that make me a better person. Because of "just a dog", I will rise early, take long walks and look longingly to the future. So fo
7th-the Strip Club Bully
7Th Circle Of Hell and The Strip Club 7Th Circle Of hell goes to the strip Club 7Th Circle Of Hell Where the women are hot as hell Come and join the family The Strip Club (NSFW) Its Sexy Live Dj's Come join us Click to enter
To Each And Every
to each and every sec min hr day week month year we must make the best of everything and so to each happy everything :-D
Events
I was reading a friend's blog earlier (love you, girl) about how this guy who will remain anonymous (Dave) sends her such wildly creative messages like "hi" and "sup". here's her blog if you're curious: Perfectly_Inked And of course so many of you send absolutely nothing with your friend requests. So, on to my point...I get this request today: Richie And I'm stunned...lol So what is there left to talk about on the second-date? I mean, if he's serious, I'm sorry for the guy, glad he seems to be doing well...but it's a bit much for a 'Hello' Ok..so I had a few choices this year. None of them really peaked me but neither did sitting at home watching Dick Clark. I had a few friends come over and we hung out for a bit. Then we hit a local club so we could dance and flirt some free drinks. Hey it works, shut up. Around 11 we decided to go to this one party we were invited to. I wasn't all that into it, but there was this really cute guy I had met a few days b
Kerigirl4u Up For Auction
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Why They Sacrifice
Why They Sacrifice SFC Leland Lesher forwarded emails he had received from SSG Troy Haley (NYARNG). For those who receive most of their information about the Global War on Terror through the distorted lens of the mass media, Troy's emails provide an insightful, often moving take on the real story in Iraq. In his letters, SSG Haley sometimes laments the negative coverage that is being fed to most Americans. In particular, he finds it sad that families at home may never know of the deep and abiding good their soldiers are doing while overseas. He comments, "I can only say that slowly and surely we are winning this war... Freedom is now becoming a Muslim word... There is a real possibility of peace in the Middle East, and that will be a great legacy of the soldiers that have been lost...", and in a later message, "This war is being won. Despite what some talking head on TV may say. Every day, little victories take place... Every day, a new Iraqi stands up and decides to stay in th
As Time Goes By
instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. i hate bugs...especially spiders 2. i get scared over scary movies 3. am addicted to the facebook page 4. i love to go out and drink til i get really drunk...lol 5. met a really great friend on here...metal sandy 6. dont like being cold 7. REALLY dont like big dogs...especially ones that bite... 8. love to cook 9. So in love with my husband..that i amaze myself sometimes how i can love someone so much 10. total sports fan.. As time passes by Current mood: bouncy As time passes by we all begin to wonder where our lives will lead us... My life has taken a wonderful turn...When Douglas came out to our 20
Sand And Stone
Sand and Stone A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey, they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, he wrote in the sand: Today my best friend slapped me in the face. They kept on walking, until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but his friend saved him. After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone: Today my best friend saved my life. The friend, who had slapped and saved his best friend, asked him, "After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand, and now, you write on a stone, why?" The other friend replied: "When someone hurts us, we should write it down in sand, where the winds of forgiveness can erase it away, but when someone does something good for us, we must engrave it in stone where no wind can
Love Is....
Your mouth is like a weapon....once you pull the trigger, you can't get it back. Keep your safety on!! Love is like the rain...You never know when, or how much your gonna get. Tomorrow may never come,Love today,for tomorrow.
Screw Valentine's Day!!
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Chemo Sux!
If I don't respond, it's 'cuz I'm probably chemo sick. Sorry , but puking takes precedence. I don't wanna f up my keyboard!
50 Mil
I am willing to give bling or anything else just make me an offer i would like 50 Mil in Fubucks so SB me and offer what you think is far.
Death
One year and three months has passed since I lost my best friend, lover and husband. It seems like yesterday. I really thought I'd share some words of wisdom with y'all but for the life of me I can't find any. Peace out.
The Pink Dress
Don't let your day go on without reading this first, no matter How busy you may be!!! The Pink Dress There was this little girl sitting by herself in the park. Everyone passed by her and never stopped to see why she looked so sad. Dressed in a worn pink dress, barefoot and dirty, the girl just sat and watched the people go by. She never tried to speak. She never said a word. Many people passed by her, but no one would stop. The next day I decided to go back to the park in curiosity to see If the little girl would still be there. Yes, she was there, right in the very spot where she was Yesterday, and still with the same sad look in her eyes. Today I was to make my own move and walk over to the little girl. For as we all know, a park full of strange people is not a place For young children to play alone. As I got closer I could see the back of the little girl's dress. It was grotesquely shaped. I figured that was the reason people just passed by and made no
Acai
The Acai berry, similar in taste to a raspberry with a hint of chocolate, helps to suppress the appetite, alleviating any excess eating.
Just Sayin...
Being Me
why did I decide on this/ I decided long time ago that I'm not that person who everyone wanted me to be, I love being whom I am now and thatis Angelica Mae Calquhoun and I am very proud of being whom I am now.
Fubar Stuff
I am now at level 31 where I can offer my points to users for 12 hours. So I figured that I would post a blog so that the people asking about it would know what to do from now on. I would like to be able to help out my friends on leveling as much as possible but I can't always afford to do everything to help everyone. So when I Alturize you, You get all the points I make and the fubucks I make during the 12 hours.
Fade To Black
I didn't write this, these are lyrics to a song by Metallica but I feel it's appropriate because this is how I feel.
About Me.......
Feelings
HELLO AND WELCOME TO DARK SOUL FIRST BLOG AND ITS ABOUT MY FEELINGS IN GENERAL ABOUT
Hangover Remedy
"I will never consume again!" Who hasn't said that after destination been consuming the evening before, and aroused from rest the next day with a booming frustration and a abdomen moving around like a journey. You may have experienced the consuming, but the hangover the next day is not fun. Here are some organic Homemade Hangover Solutions to help you treat the hangover. What to do after the fact 1. An ideal homemade hangover solution is to consume two huge associated with milk items (avoid water at this stage as it may cause you to become intoxicated again) as soon as you get up to get rid of any lack of fluids. 2. As soon you have get over the a sensation of sickness, create a awesome, hot dish of poultry broth. This broth will help substitute sodium and system potassium, our bodies drops sodium and system potassium when you have been consuming. 3. Get Clean, seriously- take a bath, sweep your tooth, etc. being and FEELING clean will do wonders 4. Get effective. Though you'll want to
Missing You!
Here lately I have been so tired and I can't seem to catch a break. I just don't know what to do anymore. My ex has been causing so many problems and then I have to take care of things with my daughter that I didn't expect to have to worry about, then there is all the things that have been going on with my daughter being as klutsy as me. Where is the silver lining? I just feel so alone and lost. I feel like the people that I thought cared about me don't and the ones that I thought couldn't care less about me actually care.
My Fav Quotes
We don’t commit now. We don’t see the point. They’ve always said there are so many fish in the sea, but never before has that sea of fish been right at our fingertips on OkCupid, Tinder, Grindr, Dattch, take your pick. We can order up a human being in the same way we can order up pad thai on Seamless. We think intimacy lies in a perfectly-executed string of emoji. We think effort is a “good morning” text. We say romance is dead, because maybe it is, but maybe we just need to reinvent it. Maybe romance in our modern age is putting the phone down long enough to look in each other’s eyes at dinner. Maybe romance is deleting Tinder off your phone after an incredible first date with someone. Maybe romance is still there, we just don’t know what it looks like now. When we choose—if we commit—we are still one eye wandering at the options. We want the beautiful cut of filet mignon, but we’re too busy eyeing the mediocre buffet, becau
Smart Shopping Center
Eating dinner together with the family is a privilege not many have in today’s fast paced world. While the tradition of eating together was common in olden days, this tradition is losing its place in the family circle today. Parents with their busy work schedules, kids with study pressures and teenagers with their own problems to handle, hardly get the time to come together and share a meal. While it may seem a little difficult to achieve, taking time out to eat together as a family unit is exactly what you need and should work on. Research shows that families who eat and spend quality time over the dinner table are found to be more happy, balanced and rooted to their family values. These individuals were found to be healthier and eat nutritious food as compared to the ones eating alone. Dinnertime conversations are a huge booster to communicate with your kids and spouse. Ask them about their day, celebrate small victories and console anyone who is feeling down. This would help
Swtness's Thoughts
I was fighting a cold for what seemed endless...but was only about a week..but now all i have is this wicked cough..that could probably wake the dead..other then that i am in a good mood,tired yes...but good mood..got my kids up and off to school..and i dont have to much to do today..i am gonna enjoy the quietness without them being here..and probably just do somethings online,enjoy my coffee..before it gets cold..when u have kids...little things like hot coffee disappear sometimes,because by the time u come back after doing things for them..the coffee's so cold the flies could ice skate on it..LOL.. i am gonna post a few comments on here,rate some pics..catch up with some friends..and enjoy my day..til next time... blah been fighting a cold for 4 days now,on medication that seems to help only so much..but i have been sleeping alot guess thats pretty good,i am feeling somewhat ok now..I need someone to come make me some chicken noodle soup..and bring me some OJ..eh wishful thinking..I
Diary Incerpts To Know Me A Lil More....
I have lost all luster, In this sanctity called life. I forgot what it meant to live, I rememeber only life as strife. I am trying to begin, Begin again anew. After all the pain and torment, The hate you continuously threw. You turned me from someone who felt, To someone who spites too much. You took away my ability to love, You tore my faith in trust. You thrust your hands into my face, As you said it was my fault in the end. You hurt our children and took their souls, You left me to help them begin to mend. How dare you for what you did to us, The pain you put us through. We now know it was not our fault, For you turned into someone we never truely knew Because in the end, after all is said and done, We can only rely on each other. We will never put the blame unto ourselves, Your torcherous hell seems to have brought whats left of us together..... So go on, leave, do what makes you happy, Dont look back to see us smile, We will not miss your tort
Jeff's Toughts
Lately i been Very Bussy in WWE. Most of this is Preparing My Body for Future Shows.I Finally Won That Intercontinental Title i was Looking foward to it. But Now im also a Target so ill have to Work harder to Keep it I Came here to apologize to all my Fans and Tell them that if im not on leave me a message ill try to answer ok love Jeff Hardy
Sex Test
Click on to the link and take the test to find out. http://www.yoursextest.com/index.php?id=13951 Who has the guts to do this and then post your findings
Why???
no alone time .... arg!!!!!!!!!!!!! Current mood: aggravated Oh my god, I'm 21 yo in school and livin with my partnts it sux i dont have any time to myself and i mean no time at all fuckin my brother and sister have there own fuckin rooms there 7 and 8 my dad has his and my nana has hers and i have the fuckin livingroom i have absolutly no time to myself im in school i dont have a car... and that means yep u guessed it once again no time to myself i get driven to school so im constantly around ppl and when im home im constantly called by nana or dad or someone all i want is a lil time to myself..... but NO i cnt get that i have to lock myself in the fuckin bathroom to fuckin have time to myself i feel suficated if i leave to go some ware i have to take one of the kids with me unless im with friends or my mom but once again im with someone i dont know what to do i cnat move out till i start workin again and thats after i graduate in 2 months and after i pass state board and
Politics
Eve Of Destruction By Barry McGuire, 1965 The eastern world it tis explodin', violence flarin', bullets loadin', you're old enough to kill but not for votin', you don't believe in war, what's that gun you're totin', and even the Jordan river has bodies floatin', but you tell me over and over and over again my friend, ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction. Don't you understand, what I'm trying to say? Can't you see the fear that I'm feeling today? If the button is pushed, there's no running away, There'll be noone to save with the world in a grave, take a look around you, boy, it's bound to scare you, boy, but you tell me over and over and over again my friend, ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction. Yeah, my blood's so mad, feels like coagulatin', I'm sittin' here, just contemplatin', I can't twist the truth, it knows no regulation, handful of Senators don't pass legislation, and marches alone can't bring integration, when human
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How My Brain Works.....or Doesn't
1. Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? No - But have fed one. 2. Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? Depends who I am having dinner with. 3. If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? A Pirate or Semen 4. Have you ever called anyone a slut? Myself, looking in the mirror wearing female clothes. 5. How many people do you think would come to your funeral? One - A priest with a box of matches. 6. How many of them would come just to make sure you're dead? One - He is getting paid. 7. Do you have more enemies or more friends? Morefiends 8. Have you ever sent an anonymous letter? Yes to myself on Valentines Day. 9. Have you ever turned someone down for a date? No - Never been asked on one. 10. Are you smarter than your friends? What friends? My imaginary friends lie to me. 11. Have you ever had anything stolen by your friends? Yes - My heart. 12. Do you use your teeth when "doing it?" No - I take them out fi
Nsfw
Someone want to tell me what this NSFW shit is all about. every photo of mine is marked NSFW except for my default album. how is it some photos where i am fully clothed were marked NSFW. i dont have the time or patience to move each picture to an different album or do whatever it is we're supposed to do. someone explain it to me before i drive myself crazy and leave the Cherry Tap. Kel
D.i.l.f. Contest
hey my cherry ladies vote for your big poppa in the contest muuuaaahhh xxxooo Bigpoppa
My Soap Box
CAN ANYONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT IS THE POINT OF HAVING CONTESTS IF PEOPLE ARE USING BOT PROGRAMS THAT WILL PUT UP 10000 COMMENTS IN A MATTER OF SECONDS. ONLY ONES WHO COME OUT AHEAD ARE THE ONES RUNNING THE CONTEST. AT LEAST BEFORE THE BOT PROGRAMS I HAD FUN COMMENT BOMBING, AND PIMPING THE CONTEST. NOW, WHAT IS THE POINT, UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMEONE THAT HAS A BOT PROGRAM IT IS POINTLESS TO EVEN TRY. WHEN IS SOMEONE GOING TO RUN A CONTEST BASED SOLELY ON THE NUMBER OF RATINGS A PERSON GETS. I KNOW THE ONES WHO RUN THE CONTESTS WONT DO THIS. BECAUSE COMMENT BOMBING GETS THEM MORE POINTS AND ALL THE GOODIES. THEY DON'T GIVE A NICKEL FOR ANYONE BUT THEMSELFS. THUS THE RULES ALLOWING, NO ENCOURAGING COMMENT BOMBING. WELL I DON'T THINK ANYONE WILL READ THIS. BUT IF YOU DO. I WELCOME YOUR COMMENTS. AND IF YOU AGREE WITH ME REPOST. IN THE MEAN TIME I AM GOING TO BOYCOTT ALL CONTEST THAT ALLOW COMMENT BOMBING. well last night I got a wake up call. After I spent the time to go and make a special c
Jam, Chat N Chill!
OMG I NEED 2 OF THESE RIGHT NOW!! "DEEZL": like to have them lipz wrapped around my fat cock baby ->"DEEZL": you might wanna get some class and respect before talking to me... "DEEZL": ohhhhhhh sorry craziebitch....dont get all crazy wit me gurl ->"DEEZL": awww whats wrong boy can't handle a woman that speaks her mind....gotta call names like a 10 yr old....FUCK OFF Hey guys that start a conversation like this...you might get a little farther with a woman if you show a little respect...geesh are you for real>
Go To See The Doc
WELL THIS JASON I HAVE TO GO SEE THE DOC THIS MORNING I GET TO HAVE A NEEDLE SHOVED UP MY SPIN FOR MY BACK PROBLEMS THEY SAY IF I MOVE WRONG I COULD HURT MY SELF PRETTY BAD SO ET HOPE EVERTHING GOES RIGHT OK PROBLY TALK TO U GUY TOMORRW THEY SAY I WONT BE ABLE TO DO MUCH TO DAY
Check This Out!
2007 version of I WILL SURVIVE SING IT GIRLS!!! At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on.... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans! Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw
Lonelines
Jim Morrison
When he said people are Strange. The following is a conversation I had on Cherrytap tonight with a lady who read my blog about what I want in a relationship. By the way I didn't write it read it and thought it sounded good. Sweetcream: hey stryder i loved the blog it was nice and i do agree with you on that ok. but wait on god ok sweetie god has someone for everyone ok you just havnt found the right women for you yet ok but in gods timing you will ok. just be patient if your saved and you love and serve god which you probably dont but jesus loves you anyhow ok he will give you a real nice women who is a match to you ok in jis timing ill pray for you and that god will bless you with someone you are compatible with ok. dont worry youll find someone for you before jesus comes if its gods will for you to be with someone and get married hopefully one day ok what i mean by that is marriage is a ministry and marriage isnt for everyone ok. but ill be keeping you in my daily prayers ok
Contest
well i entered the king and queen contest thing. it would be cool to win. ive never entered one of these so i figured hell why not try it. lol anywayz wish me luck guys!!
Pictures I Have Taken
If you would like hi-resolution copies or to see more pictures like I posted under "Pictures I have taken" visit my website (http://skylerhart.com) and click on the downloads link. Once on the downloads page Click on the "Pictures taken on 19 Apr 2007" link to download a compressed folder containing 148 pictures. When you are finished downloading, extract the files to the folder of your choice and veiw the pictures. Hope you all enjoy them if you decide to download them! I had a lot of fun taking them. ~Sky
Cowboy Logic
The Sierra Club and the US Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predator, the tree-huggers had a "more humane" solution. What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, that the males be castrated and let loose again, and the population would eventually be controlled. This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Wyoming Wool and Sheep Grower's Association by the Sierra Club and the USFS. All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes. Finally, an old boy in the in the back stood up, tipped his hat back and said, "Son, I don't think you understand the problem. Those coyotes ain't f*ckin' our sheep - they're eatin' 'em." You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. **************************************** You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes day
Warning To All Cat/dog Owners!!!!!! Life? Or Death??
I have dedicated an external blog in memory of my puppy Nan-e-hi for pet owners to go and read articles. I will be doing the research and posting there daily. All you need to do is bookmark me and read it whenever you want to. Yes there are articles and information scattered all over the internet but that is what my blog is for. I will be scraping it all up and putting it in one place. Also, if you are a pet owner and this tragic epidemic has happened to you, I am willing to add your story, a picture of your loved pet to my blog. Some people are going as far as lawsuits, I wisH i COULD TOO BUT I DONT HAVE THE MONEY TO START. I DO HAVE AN ATTORNEY LOOKING INTO MY CASE FOR FREE BUT I HONESLTY DONT THINK IT WILL GO ANY FURTHER THAN THAT BECAUSE WE DONT HAVE THE MONEY IT TAKES TO OPEN A LAWSUIT. Link to my external blog: http://petfooddeath.blogspot.com/ My puppy just died today because of kidney failure and the cause was from food that we bought her in a can. The food was supposed t
Ultimate Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey Do you like it rough or sensual?: Both depending on the moment Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?:opposite definitely!! How often do you like to have sex?: As often as humanly possible till I'm dead!!! Is sex a top priority for you?: Pretty much. Gotta keep up with the wife! Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: Yeppers! How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: I don't think I have...hmm... How do you feel about one night stands?: I've done it..eh...no big deal How many one night stands have you had?: A few What's your favorite position?: Her laying on her side with one leg up on my shoulder and one between my legs. If you can't get a visual I'll have to show you...lol Where's your favorite place to have sex?: Someplace comfortable Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: Both Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: Alot!!
Randomness
I don't look at... well, looks, very often. This site's doing bad things to me. I'm 'rating' pictures and people... talking to people based on their pictures (mostly because no one bothers to put anything in their profile). It's really weird. I feel out of my element. I find myself saying "he's cute, she's cute, I'll add them... wait a second what am I saying?" I also have that weird thing going on where people keep, for some REALLY ODD REASON that I can't figure out, finding me attractive. I think they may have caught some bug similar to the one I caught. I don't know how to react. People out here in the real world don't find me attractive. Maybe I'm just not attractive when I move. Or maybe it's that I'm not attractive when I start rambling on, like this. Or maybe I'm just that good of a photoshopper, in which case I'll ask now if anyone would like to pay me for a photoshopping job or two? Hehehe... (That's the other thing, I have a hard time portraying my humor on
Road Rage
WRITTEN BY A KID IN ARIZONA New Pledge of Allegiance (TOTALLY AWESOME) ! Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore Because the word "God" is mentioned.... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer : Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've outlawed
And So It Goes...
so i have a guest book now on my page..if anyone loves me..they will def. go and hook that up:) WILL! why r u ignoring me? Alright kids, What's cracking? Why is it that guys can't show their emotions like women? Eh..so they might appear less masculine..but seriously..it's so confusing when a guy is all like "i'm trying not to thing about our break up" but with a giant smile on their face? Does that make sense? DOES IT?! He's like george bush smiling about major world problems and crying about losing his damn golf game. *Sigh* and so the story goes..it's just a rant..nothing really more then that. _kiM_
Quess Who Forgot How To Use This?
Hey everyone, I thought I would drop a note to say hi to everyone and wish everyone a good week! I added some pics of my work today! You can see them there or on our website Just Google Us! The Sisters Grymm Leave us a message if you stop by! Later Taters And I thought myspace was complicated pffffffffffffft!
A Day In My Life
well to day i get a call my fav uncal had a heart attac and is in icu and one of my other uncals was cliped and found in the river my baby girl is ghoing in to suggry this week and i most likely wount be able to be there for her cuz im 2500 mile from her now and cant leve for a few days soany how just a lot of other stuff on mind as well but not for here right now
Countdown To Zero
A mythical crown, a warmongering Demon King, destiny and fate, struggling humanity all come to a head in War of the Crown: Demon King. Can the Demon King conquer Celestria and find the broken crown of the realms? Will the Gods sit back and watch the mortal realm of Celestria fall, if so could Wairua be far behind? Can the Demon King, while questing to conquer the mortal realm, safegaurd his own holdings in the hellish Tartaros? The Rules of Nine have been tainted and the forces of the Demon King Melark pour into the realm of Celestria. The allied human armies fall quickly into disarray against the vicious and merciless onslaught. The Demon King is not the only entity interested in the goings on in the mortal realm, others seek the power of the crown and human souls. The Gods petty jealousness has caused cracks in their foundation and the fall out will change the face of Wairua. Lines are drawn and sides are taken and even the Gods cannot abstain from war. Who will prevail when heave
Online Status
From the Shouts I have been receiving when I log on, it seems that it shows me online when I'm not. So - if it shows that I am online, but I don't answer your Shout, PLEASE don't think I am ignoring you. Odds are that I am not online. I have seen bulletins from other people saying they are experiencing the same thing. Hopefully they'll get this problem fixed soon. Thanks!
Needing/giving Advice
Good Morning Everyone, I hope all is going well. Some of you here are still in bed sleeping or being late afternoon and some early evening, well here with me in Nova Scotia, Canada it is early morning, 7:12 am to be exact and my daughter is due to get up anytime between 7:30 am - 8:30 am, she now has a routine, going to bed at 9 pm and waking up between the hour's i just mentioned. I see i got a little side tracked but now i'll get into it. The reason i am writing this blog is because i need some help and or advice. My 4 year old is studdering, she has for about a year and a half now and at first i payed no attention to it because it was only 1 word and now it is every other word and when she get's excitied or upset it is really bad, she tried to say "Look" and it took her 15 min's to get that out. I have tried to tell her to take a deep breath before she spoke, i have told her to calm down and go sit down and just be silent, this way it will help her to get it out, when sh
Washington Rules
Body: Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Washington came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. just read all of it! lol CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we do
Need Alot Of Help
HI ALL MY FRIENDS AND NEWBIES I NEED UR HELP AND UR FRIENDS HELP IN TRYING TO LEVEL UP I STILL HAVE ALONG WAYS TO GO AND I WOULD LOVE IT IF U AND UR FRIENDS AND ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE COULD COME TO MY PAGE AND TAKE TIME TO RATE MY PICS AND MY STASH AND ADD ME AS A FRIEND AND FAN IF IM NOT ALREADY I AM ALWAYS WILLIN TO HELP MY FRIENDS AND THEIRS FRIENDS WHEN THEY NEED IT AND NOW ALL I WANT IS SOME HELP IN LEVELING I KNOW IT MAYBE TO MUCH TO ASK BUT I NEED HELP AND I DONT WANT TO SOUND LIKE I BEGGIN ANYONE CAUSE IM NOT SO IF U AND UR FRIENDS AND THEIR FRIENDS AND MINE AND ANYONE WHO WANTS TO HELP I WOULD APPRECIATE IT AND THANKS FOR TAKING TIME OUT TO READ THIS AND IF U CAN HELP ME BY RATIN MY STUFF AND HAVIN UR FRIENDS DO IT TOO THANKS BOOBOOKITTY07
Stab And Twist
Deception crawls into my nervous system, tormenting me for days and days, it's so much more than just a message. I see all the lies and fabrications, things have been done for selfish reasons, I can be selfish too, no longer happy with any of this, I'm sorry a friendship has ended.
Ancestrial Remains
Did you know from state to state graves of our ancestors have been dug up? Did you know that it has been many, many graves? By Federal law the remains and their sacred objects are then put into a box and taken to the local University to be studied then left in a room boxed up year after year. WHAT DISRESPECT OF OUR ANCESTORS………... We native Indian people don't treat our ancestors like this. Our ancestors are to be honored and we remember without them we would not be here for we would have no life...:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /> I don't care what race you are. I don't care what sex and religion you are, this issue should be an OUTRAGE to all human beings. Please have a heart and help us bring our ancestors home. If you will write to the Senator in your state and demand the release of Ancestral Remains to there homes. We live in a busy world, but we have no excuse not to follow through with this demand "Bring the Ancestral Remains Home." Please take five minut
My Bad,...bad Kitty
You move with the grace of a cat, but sometimes in those hazel eyes there is a playful innocence, a wicked delight, and so he calls you Kitten. You come to him on hands and knees, like a prowling panther, your hips swaying enticingly, your skirts falling about you and your breasts hanging heavy beneath. Your manicured nails, like unsheathed claws, tap lightly on the tiled floor as you move towards him. But you would be more feline if you were naked, he decides, so he tells you to stand and remove your clothes. "Undress for me slowly, with elegance," he orders. "And describe each garment as you remove it." Getting to your feet, raising your delicate hands to your neck, you then bring them down slowly, unfastening the buttons to bare your body for him, letting the blouse of soft cotton fall from you. "Soft cotton...my master," you say, emphasising the softness, hoping that his eventual caresses might be equally soft. Then you move your hands behind you to unfasten your
Check Ebayrocks And More Out
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Genius Rants 2
About Me
Well let's see. I'm 5'5 135lbs. I have short brown hair and hazel eyes. I like to go campimg ,fishing,hiking, playin darts, candle lit dinners,oh and I like lots of sex. I also like moonlite walks on the beach. I also like to cudle with that special someone and watch a movie. Dislikes I hate mind games. I get enough of mind games from my kids so don't try it cause I will see it comming from a mile away. So if u have any ?'s please ask me. Yours Truely a.k.a Tiny
Help A Hunnie Out
I NEED A NEW HEART AND SOUL BECAUSE THIS ONE IS GONE THERE IS NOTHING LEFT I have been naughty well my confession is that i haven't been a very good girl this year so i don't think i deserve the christmas present i want but i am still striving hard for it i am makin every effort i can to get it.......i hope santa is in a giving mood this year.....maybe mrs.clause gave him some this year lol
Just My Thoughts
This is just some of my current thoughts...if you don't really care about reading complete randomness then go somewhere else. If you don't like cuss words and think that things should be marked NSFW because of them this is for you," GO FUCK YOURSELF!" This is an adult website lets act like it your fucking pussies. If you don't like it go to myspace or somewhere else but here. Sorry to any woman I might have offended right then. My thoughts are random deal with it. Do I use proper punctuation most of the time no. I just keep one continuous paragraph with many thought in it. There might be spelling errors on this oh well, I don't spell words that well. Some might say why do you make this public and not private it is because I don't really care what others think about me because I speak what is on my mind. If you have ever talked to me on here you know that I don't sugar coat anything and that I hate that. I am so confused right now as far as what to do about everything that it going on
Love What A Joke
Is love real. I dont believe so, it's just humans not want to spend the rest of their lives alone. Now I know you can love your own flesh and blood but to actually love someone who's not related to you, not possible. For me, hope is gone and this is something I am almost sure I wont just bounce back. Love what a joke. Now dont get me wrong, I hope I am wrong but the things I've seen and been put through makes it hard to believe in anything or anyone. Part of me is lost. I don't know who am I anymore. The true friend have came and gone. Either move on with there own lifes or I just lost contact. I wanted so much more and yet I have nothing to show. Time to revalulate my life and start living it for myself and fuck what everyone else thinks. Today is a new day, so if you dont like me or who I am. Stay the fuck out of my way because i'm tired of getting used and goodbye sweet, kind hearted Krystine and say hello to the bitch known as Skky. Now for those who are not users, abuse
The End
The end has come. I am done with Play Pen. Regardless of what Iroc may say, I felt that I was not wanted nor was I needed there. Everything I would suggest would get blown off. Every time I would try to help, I was told it was being handled. I had a LOT of people I considered friends in there and totally understand if you all don't want to talk to me b/c I am no longer part of the lounge. Those of you that do....I just want to say, thank you. You all made coming to FUBAR every day worth while and fun. ny staff that reads this, you all kick ass!!! Everyone did a great job while I was there and I hope you can continue to do o. You work hard for your spot at the top and you deserve it. I will miss those of you that no longer want to talk to me, but please don't think I will hold it against you. I totally understand. I wish you all the best and hope you all keep on ROCKIN'. Take care all. MUAHZ ~Chris~ aka DJ Dreamcatcher
My Feelings
So as many of you may know I have been going though a rough patch in my life. Being Dumped and being very sick as of lately had put a damper on my life... it was hard for "Sunshine" to Shine! I just wanted to take this time to thank a very selected few for helping me see that I am who I am and there is not a damn thing wrong with that! So to you! I thank you from the bottom of my heart! I also have alittle news for some of u! I have met a Greatttttttt Person in my life and couldnt be happier where my life is headed!!!! =) I feel that with this new chance at happiest I am diving in with two feet!!! So wish me luck hahaa! So thanks again to my family list!! I couldnt have made it without a single one of u!!! PEACE!!! Michelle aka Sunshine! Your sweet words Crush my soul Your words are toxic I try to pretend They mean nothing to me M “I love you” M “You know you’ll always be mine” “You know you love me” M Yes I know you said you loved me Yes I loved you just nev
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Unrequited
Unrequited I watch you from a place afar 'Cause there's so much you won't show I long to find out who you are And what it is you don't want me to know Darting from shadows to corners You stay hidden, like the night But leave a trail of intrigue and mystery That I long to bring to light Stuck in a maze you have created With barricades and walls No windows, only dusty doorways And spooky, darkened halls Webs, spun with false words Wrapped around the truth Circus mirrors allow a glimpse Of something--real or ruse? Booby-traps and dead-end doors I've given up the chase But then, somewhere, in the evening mist I see your haunting face You toss me bits and crumbs of you To keep me close behind But you keep on running, out of reach For love to never find One day I hope you'll stop the chase And when I 'round the bend I'll see That you've stopped and turned yourself around And surrendered unto me I'll take a moment, catch my breath Look deep int
In Memory Of
To all my friend's... I will be on here now and then but there has been a double death in my family so i will not be on as much as i have been... First was my nephew he was 25 years old and was killed last friday by an IED in Iraq... Second was my baby sister she was 43 years old and the mother of Bradly... She oded and died saturday morning... so you see it has not been a good week for me and i need time to take care of my family... I'm sorry for not letting you all know before and wish you all my best wishes and good well... Thank you all for being my friends and please pray for my family that they will come through this... again thank you all
Don't Be Hostage At The Pumps
THIS IS NOT THE 'DON'T BUY' GAS FOR ONE DAY, BUT IT WILL SHOW YOU HOW WE CAN GET GAS BACK DOWN TO $1.30 PER GALLON. This was sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It came from one of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton, now that company name sounds like a new one. If you are tired of the gas prices going up AND they will continue to rise this summer, take time to read this please. Phillip Hollsworth offered this good idea. This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the "don't buy gas on a certain day" campaign that was going around last April or May! It's worth your consideration. Join the resistance!!!! I hear we are going to hit close to $ 4.00 a gallon by next summer and it might go higher!! Want gasoline prices to come down? We need to take some intelligent, united action. The oil companies just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to "hurt" ourselves by refusing to buy gas . It was more of an inconvenience to us tha
Help Him Get His Vip .
he need 7643 more comments to get his VIP so can you plz help him out with some comments . thank you . http://www.fubar.com/stashEntry.php?stashId=5407592
New Cell
for all of you that had my number i had 2 change it. if u want the new 1 here it is. please send a txt telling me who u r. 407 951 4996

Disclaimer
WARNING: This person is saracastic as hell. Anything she says or does after 12am is completely and uterly insane. Any actions that this person takes should be viewed as a joke and should a 3rd party be hurt or offended during these actions...they need to get a life. Manufacturer is not responsible for lost or damaged goods upon arrival of this person in your personal space. If you whine or complain that this person has hurt your feeling(s) then this person reserves the right to point and laugh at you for a long time or until you run away. If you would like to submit a complaint to our company, please fax us 17 copies of your 500 word essay stating the reasoning behind your lack of humor and we will get back to you with our response within 7-10 business days. Thank you, Management So when you're a senior citizen and the government says no heath care for you, what will you do? One suggestion is to give anyone 65 or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and
Look At Me
Help!
I will give somebody 1,500 fu-bucks just to tell me how to make those fancy bulletins! Or 1,000 fu-bucks to make one for me! Either one would be appreciated! Thanks
Love Like This...
"Take Me There" By Rascal Flatts There's a place in your heart where nobody's been. Take me there. Things nobody knows, not even your friends. Take me there. Tell me about your momma, your daddy, your home town, show me around. I wanna see it all, don't leave anything out. I wanna know, everything about you. And I wanna go, down every road you've been. Where your hopes and dreams and wishes live, where you keep the rest of your life hid. I wanna know the girl behind that pretty stare. Take me there. Your first real kiss, your first true love, you were scared. Show me where. You learned about life, spent your summer nights, without a care. Take me there. I wanna roll down mainstreet and backroads like you did when you were a kid. What makes you who you are, tell me what your story is. I wanna know, everything about you. And I wanna go, down every road you've been. Where your hopes and dreams and wishes live, where you keep the rest of your life hid. I wa
Happy At Last
I finally started a new life in Kentucky. Got me a wonderful fiance and a great family now. Krystal has prooved to me that her love for me is true. We have our lil disagreements but hell who dont.
Confederate National Party
Welcome to the.... Confederate National Party Restoring the Confederate States of America to its rightful place among the nations of the world CONFEDERATE PARTY PLATFORM We, as common citizens of the United States, having come together with no major sponsors or controlling interests other than our common interest in liberty and equality have formed the Confederate National Party. We do now set forth in this document our common beliefs and agenda of what we wish to achieve as a national political party. We believe that the power of the government comes from the people governed and is granted by those people to the government for the protection of the people, not for the control of the people. The states which compose the country of the United States are sovereign entities superior to the Federal government of these United States and that the only true role for the federal government is to act as a unified voice for the several States in dealing with foreign nations and
Happiness
Maybe . . . We were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe . . . When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe . . . It is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe . . . The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe . . The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you let go of your past mistakes, failures and heartaches. Maybe . . . You should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life
Virgo
VIRGO - The One that Waits Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something un-trustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget the one and only. (Some of this is TRUE!)
Hate Bullshyt Bitches On Here
WHY U PHONEY BITCHES ON ACT LIKE UR PIXS ARE HOT WHEN SUM OF THE PIXS IN UR PROFILES NOT YOU.YOUR MAKIN THESE REAL WPMAN ON HERE LOOK BADD CUS OF U STUPID ASS PHONEY BITCHES YOUR NEED 2GET A PIX OF UR ULGY SELF AN POST IT TY:).AN THESE FEMALES KNOW WHO THEY ARE!!!
Friends
Alright I suppose its already time to make this post. I am here to make friends, not hook up or get dirty with people. I am a single mom of two and enjoy making new friends. I dont have time for bs or hooking up or whatever you wantto call it.I'm not here often I enjoy relaxing and love my life for what it is. If you don't like that it's YOUR problem not mine.:D that being said have agreat day
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Thoughts Of Light
what a shitty month... you get stuck in the hospital... you try to get blood poisoning and succeed people who you thought care about ya delete you only because ya havent been on fubar because omg imagine that... your in the hospital... aint that just amazing? There are always reasons for our decisions in this life. Focusing on those reasons will help you stay your course. Knowing that you've looked hell in the face and still striving for excellence is one of my main goals. Not surrendering like so many others when life gets you down. Our choices in this life will echo and follow us for an eternity. Life is at times hard and we all have a choice. Following your heart, your honor, and your own moral standards is also a choice. No one can ever tell you differently. Anyways just some curious thoughts i had. Some friends told me to start blogging. So now i have. If you read this and dont understand it... The reason is probably that you are not m
Bunny Auction Come Bid On Me
please if you cannot bid just go to the link and rate the pic for me thank you in advance just click on the pic and it will send you to the auction site
Moving In
Wow sorry i haven't been on here much guys lots has changed i recently moved in with my boyfriend it's going great so far he treats me real good other than that just working and paying bills.
Spoiled And Pimped By Spicy
Come pick your flavor of the month... We have plenty to choose from.. The flavor of the month auction is now open so come get bid in... If you would like to join the auction, you can still do so. PM me with your photo link and what you are offering. Also there is a 50k entry fee. Take a peek at the contestants below.. :)
Bye Some
well I decided to get rid of some friends why Keep people if they don't wnat to talk. Give me a reason why you stay.
Looking For A Hot New Owner
Auction
I am in an Auction, click on the Photo Below to place your bid. This auction could end before you know it, so bid high if you want to win. And seriously, who wouldn't want to win?
If
She is on my mind constantly. I look at her pic on my puter everyday. Love those eyes and her smile warms my heart. When is anything perfect? guess she wanted it to be. Relationships are hard and take both parties wanting to fix the problems that arise. Can't be done when only one side wants to.
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Bleach
http://bleachonlinevideo.blogspot.com/2007/11/bleach-episode-6-fight-to-death-ichigo.html
Just One
So here it is 12 yrs later and I find myself right back in the whole dating scene. Only now the stakes are a little higher. Before we dated in our "area", thanks to the internet our "area" has gotten considerably wider. Most ppl I have come across only want a "cybering" relationship. Myself I like live not memorex. I can't get the warmth or sensation from a keyboard that I can get from a live man. I can't go for a walk or the movies with my monitor (well I could but would be concidered crazy). Oh and lets not forget the guys who think they are doing a 42 yr old a favor by letting them talk to them. Or think that we are so desperate that we will jump into bed with you, seriously think dude if you were so hot then you would have women your own age jumping in there already. I have had some very nice spring and summer romances don't get me wrong. I see a lot of very hot younger men, but that doesn't get you in good with me, you have to be able to talk and think as well as being good in bed
Sunshine
Like the sun rises and falls The love in our lives comes and goes Some days are beautiful and pleasent Those are the days you dont want to end Some days are grey and stormy Those are the days that dont end when u want them to You yern for the days of sun Try your hardest to fill them with laughter and happiness But they rarely last, the day always ends Yet, knowing at the end of the day you will be sad that its over you long for the next to begin One day we will find our never ending day untill then, enjoy the ones that pass and do it to the fullest!
Rant!!!!!!!!!
I am so so so sick and tired of this website.
The Position Of Love
Why Worry
to young to worry bout it, to old to care.
Scamming Websites
OMG. I tried out this website. www.Tagged.com, Don't use it. Nothing but fake scamming profiles. Your information is not safe on this site. And strippers selling there webcam links. Out of 120 people I tried to interact with only 2 people were real. Also, There are more 13 to 16 year old girls and boys on the site than adults and they advertise adult websites to them. What a waste of time I am glad I didn't use any real information on the site. Please Share it, pass this around. Help people from identity theft and wasting there time. And maybe someone who gets it will know how to get the pedophile scamming site shut down.
Thanks People!
Fu Scammer
Well here is our newest Fu Scammer/User/Player/Liar/Fake...and the list goes on.... His FU name is King Hatchet ****NOW CHANGED TO
A Blimps Into My Heart & Soul
What I Want
Looking for a hot chick over the age of 21 that is funny and can make me smile and like outdoors and likes to travel to see new places.
Repost This
You stay up for 16 hoursHe stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.He wears
Tag!!
Who Does That! Is a novel full of lustful yet life learning experiences that will keep you wanting for more. It tells the dramatic story of Victoria White. In her earlier years, all she wanted to do was get an education and make a better life for herself. She gets side tracked when she meets a guy name Dwight and falls in love. When things don’t work out, her life takes an unexpected turn. She gets a big dose of reality when she starts looking for love in all the wrong places. She gets into a relationship with several guys and ends up getting hurt. She starts getting revengeful, wanting to hurt everyone that hurts her. She seeks her revenge at no cost. In the midst all she gets a devastating blow by the death of her father and her unborn child. Dealing with the pain alone was unbearable. She needed someone to talk to, someone that would love her unconditionally. In order to do that, she had to make some changes in her life. But before she could, along came Paul. Paul was a very c
My Murder Weapon Of Choice Is......
My score on The Murder-Weapon of Choice Test: Resurrection Machine(You scored 84% Gore Tolerance, 58% Guile, 72% Sadism, and 75% Phys. Strength!)It's hard to imagine any mode of execution that would necessitate your herculean strength, yet at the same time excersize your aptitude for subterfuge *and* express your generosity with the gift of lingering pain! And we mustn't fail to consider your substantial bloodlust. One simple solution is to obtain for yourself a 'resurrection machine'... one that will allow you to slay your victim in one manner, then to bring the victim back to life so as to leverage the variegated excesses of your nature through another means of death... and so on, until your needs and abilities have been explored to full satisfaction. Link: The Murder-Weapon of Choice Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)
Wedding Stories And Jokes
View this on LiveDigital A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She thinks she can do better, so she heads up to the second floor... The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. She thinks that although this is good, it must get better, so she heads to the third floor.. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. "
Internal Freak Magnet
The name has been changed to protect the dramaticlly inclined. X: hi Bella Principessa: howdy X: hey X: um, did u add me? Bella Principessa: not yet X: is there an audition? lol Bella Principessa: would like to get to know ya a bit first Bella Principessa: lol X: ok.... Bella Principessa: you are presistant X: you are questionable Bella Principessa: I am questionable Bella Principessa: how so? X: ya X: asking too many questions Bella Principessa: like I'm not a real person? Bella Principessa: oh X: haha X: quit fartin around...where u from? Bella Principessa: well thats years of being stalked from online wahoos Bella Principessa: I am from CT X: ya, every woman i know has had a stalker..i get it X: lol Bella Principessa: I must be special cause I've had more than one .. hoo woo lucky me Bella Principessa: white sox eh? X: i'll bet u love it too X: lol X: yes Da Sox Bella Principessa: no actually I don't really like stalkers .. they're kinda creepy X: im
Timetobedifferent
life is what you make it so make it worth wild everyday being sober for the rest of my life is hard to grasp sugarbabyhoneyicedtea
The Stranger
She couldn’t believe what she was doing. She was standing in her living room, with some man she’d never met before. She was naked, with nothing to cover her body. Standing there, staring at his hard cock before her eyes. GOD, it made her pussy itch with a need of attention. She walked closer to him. Ran her hand down his chest. And stopped short of his huge erect cock. It was so big, bigger then anything she’d ever seen before. Bigger then anything that she’s ever fucked. I had to be nearly 10 inches long. “Touch it, you know you want to” She looked up at the stranger standing before her. God, she didn’t even know his name. He’d simply come to her door at the wrong time. But she did as she was told. She reached down, and took as much of his hard cock in her hand. Mmmmmmmm, was all this man could say. She stared stroking it faster, getting a better grip on it; she held it a little tighter. Soon, he was rocking his hips with the motion of her hand. Her mouth started to ne
Help
merry christmas to all my friends on cherry tap i need some cherrie points plz help
Plussizesexydiva
Roaring fireplace, dim lights, warm oil massages, soft music playing in the background. now thats romantic. i am looking for the same so if you love plus size sexy women then contact me and let me know how you would romance me. Ok well today Robert and I got our wedding date set. It will be SEPTEMBER 27,2008 and our honeymoon will be a SEVEN DAY CRUISE TO JAMAICA. We got it all finalized today and we are sooooooo excited!!! Ok we have chosen a theme for our wedding and reception. We are doing the 1920's theme. We both just love this era in time.
My Writings
Time causes life to pass by fast We laugh and cry as time goes by Time causes fights Time causes laughs Time is what allows us to live life Charity Wooten Copyright ©2007 Charity Wooten Many things happen to people as time passes by Many people laugh and cry as things happen in their life Life creates problems and trials as people live each day Hope is what allows us to look foward to the new day As time passes by we look at what life has brought us Also as time passes by we look at what we are given Life is what allows us to live and look foward to a new day Charity Wooten Copyright ©2007 Charity Wooten
Patriotic ... Support The Troops
ALL GAVE SOME ... SOME GAVE ALL TRIBUTE TO OUR AMERICAN HEROES ‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS' 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, THEY LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP
Seeing What This Does
messing around learning what fun stuffs i can do in here lol.
Fantasies
I awaken in a strange bed totally naked. I can't see anything, wait I am blindfolded. I can tell my eyes are open but I can't see. I reach to take the blindfold off but I can't I am tied up. My hands are above my head. I start to get afraid so I start thrashing around and that is when I notice my ankles are tied down too. Whoever did this to me has me spread-eagle on the bed and totally tied down. All I can move is my head..and to lift my ass off the bed. I must have been drugged because I fall back asleep while I am struggling. I awaken to the sensation of being watched. I know there is someone in the room with me but I have no idea. I don't even know if it is male or female. I can feel someone staring at me for what seems like ages but I don't know how long it has been. could be minutes could be hours. I can feel myself getting aroused just by being stared at. I am confused..should I be getting aroused. I can hear someone moving around in the room. He/She is g
Ramblings
which swear word are you. pics! damnsometimes you can be bitter, but you are probably really sarcastic.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com
Bruno As The Best Dog!!!
OK, SO THIS IS HOW IT GOES. I ENTERED A PIC OF MY DOG IN THIS CONTEST FOR THE BEST DOG ON CT. HE REALLY IS THE BEST DOG AND WE JUST NEED ONE THING FROM ALL OF YALL. PLEASE GO RATE AND COMMENT BOMB THE PIC. IF YALL DO THIS FOR ME ILL DEFINATELY RETURN THE FAVOR, JUST ASK SOME PPL THAT IVE ALREADY DID IT FOR. HERES THE LINK/PIC SO YALL CAN GO RATE AND COMMENT... AS YALL CAN SEE HES SO CUTE AND HE HAS A GOOD STANCE AND EVERYTHING. HE DEFINATELY IS THE BEST DOG ON CT, LOL. ANYWAY, THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP. HUGS AND KISSES!!!! WALLOW
Type Of Love
You scored as ice. you scored as Ice, you like to get to know people before you date them, you often envy love and wonder where yours is, but all you have to do is wait for someone to discover your inner beauty.........ice100%earth90%Fire70%wind30%which element of love are you?created with QuizFarm.com
Addict
You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and even "The Man" and you think it's OK. But when I call you, "nigger", "Kike", "Towelhead", "Sand-nigger", "Camel Jockey", "Beaner" or "Chink" you call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET(white entertainment television) we'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day you would call us racists. If we had white history month, we'd be racists. If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives, we'd be racists. If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships, you know we'd be racists. In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and
Racist Ppl
ok i don't understand ppl i ran in to this one guy on here and i was checkin out his pic's and he had a whole bunch of white power nazi pic's and i checked out his profile a lil more and this guy had all kinds of rap music like 50 cent,jibbs,and alot more so i desided 2 shout him just 2 ask whats up and all he could say is who said i was a racist but he had a pic that said parental advisory fucking racist and he had a pic of a gorilla with a red banddana a blunt and a beer with thug life writin across it's chest i don't know about the rest of you but that seems kind of racist 2 me well anyways he proceded 2 tell me that he is a equal oppertunity racist but 2 me that just sounds like a cracker that is guilty about how he feel's or one that is afraid of ppl knowing the truth im no racist by no means (well just racist agienst racist ppl)but if have the ball's 2 put up white power and nazi pic's u shuold have the ball's 2 admite your a racist cracker so everyone knows were your coming from
Hello
well theres a bit most dont know about me and theres some Others know more of *weg* You know who Ya is ;;) i run the local BDSM group in my town and believe me thats a job and a half for a small town knowing i cant please everyone i know know that this i really cant do im sure i wont please everyone here either im sure some will look at my profile and say good lord this is not right but thats to bad its a part of me and it is a part of WHO i am like it or not i am a slave butthen again who all to i have to please but my One .. guess thats all that really matters anyways having a rough day today im sick and i have no one close to cuddle wif til im better well i have those i can cyber cuddle with but the feeling of a nice set of strong arms wrapped around me and the warmth of a Mans touch just isnt the same in cyber *sighs* .. theres nothing (ok there is other stuff too) that can make a girl feel all comfy and cozy mmmm well i want a cuddle and
Im F-ing Pissed
I HAVE ASKED NICELY I HAVE BEGGED I HAVE DUN EVERY THING I CAN THANK OF TO GIT MY FRIENDS TO HELP ME WIN MY 30 DAY BLAST. THANK YOU YO ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE HELPED ME I AM HAPPY TO HELP YOU ANY TIME YOU NEED IT..AND TO EVERY ONE ELSE WHO HAS ASKED ME FOR MY HELP AND I HAVE STOPED EVERY THANG I WAS DOING TO HELP YOU JUST TO ASK YOU TO HELP ME IN RETURN AND HAVE YOU LOUGH AND TELL ME TO FUCK OFF GO FUCK YOUR SORRY LITTLE ASSES I WILL NOT HELP ANOTHER MUTHER FUCKING PERSON EXCEPT FOT THE ONES THAT HAS HELPED ME... HERE IS THE LINK TO MY CONTEST PIC I NEED 25,000 TO WIN MY BLAST SO TO THOSE THAT HAVE NOT HELPED ME IF YOU EVER WANT MY FUCKING HELP THAN FUCKING HELP ME OR GO TO HELL.. IF THIS HAS HURT ANY ONES FILLINGS THAN I AM SORRY BUT IJM SICK AND TIRED OF GITTING MESSAGES ASKING ME FOR HELP WITH OUT IT IN RETURN.. THANK YOU TWISTEDSHADOW... IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT I HAD TO SAY THAN YOU CAN GO GIT BENT... OH MY GOD THIS LOUNGE KICKS ASS THY FUCKING ROCK IN
~~surrender~~
Time Flows Without End. Briefly We Touch The Stars. A Moment In Time As We Drift Along. Time To Surrender Our Hearts ~ Openly Surrendering Freely and Proundly. Give Me Your Heart ~ I Will Give You Mine. Loving Completely In Our Brief Time. Sharing Our Souls And Fulfilling Our Destiny. Open Our Arms Widely As We Look Into Each Other Eyes. No Reservations ~ No Hesitations. Devoting Our Love Completely ~ Fully ~ Profoundly
Dog Food Recall
This is a complete listing of all dog food and cat food recalled products. Please follow link and repost this. http://www.menufoods.com/recall/product_dog.html
Damn, Another Blog For Raven!!
If I could, I would find a way to get this bitch out of my house!! I swear she doesn't realize that she is a quest, and HIS fuck partner, and he uses her because he doesn't have something better to fuck, other than his hand. She is so stupid, and I believe in this case, fugly and stupid is a nasty combination....Wasn't it Ron White who said you can't change stupid? It's so damned true!! She already cause some grief yesterday morning-I think that this is going to be her way....dumb, untrusting, ignorant and snooping bitch!!! Making accusations before thinking! The female numbers in the id coulda been my friends...or his, she needs to think before being stupid...oh wait, yeah-you can't change what you are!! I know that things won't work out with those two, and I can't wait-it stifles me, because I can't have my friends over, and guess what? I MIGHT WANT TO GET LAID TOO!! I might want my friends to come over too. Maybe I should just invite them over, even if she is here, the
You Tell Me...
Ok, here's your chance to request. I feel like writing something, but not sure of the subject. So I figured I would open it up. Let me know if you have a request for a topic...and some input too! Just leave me a comment here...or message me.
What I Am Thinking
If anyone wants to donate $100 to me, I'll give you 6 free 20min shows!! email me @ dahmer_4_president@hotmail.com or just send money to the same email through paypal and I will email you back! A. and i need food money again $10 would suffice. thats what i get for waking up last second and running out the door...i even made some pasta to bring with me today. it's sitting at hom ein my fridge right now. paypal email if you can help dahmer_4_president@hotmail.com I am not allowed to send shouts or bulletins!! Someone help!!
Realized
"At first I thought we were friends, than I realized I loved him"
Vampiire
Come to me, little mortal I can bring you to heaven's portal There'll be no sorrow, there'll be no pain Feelings of joy will fill your brain Come to me, sweet human thing Give me your heart and I'll make it sing Forget your fears, leave them behind Forget the troubles of your kind Come to me... yes, that's right Now hold still, it's no good to fight I'll take your blood, and leave you dying Didn't you realise I could be lying? I shall feed on you drink you away Your blood your life shall feed me I shall leave your corpse behind as i have no use for it
Dr. Timothy Leary
...it's really quite simple. Whenever you hear anyone sounding off on internal freedom and conscious-expanding foods and drugs, whether pro or con, check out these questions: 1. Is your expert talking from direct experience, or simply repeating cliches? Theologians and intellectuals often deprecate "experience" in favor of fact and concept. This classic debate is falsely labeled. Most often it becomes a case of "experience" vs. "inexperience". 2. Do his words spring from a spiritual or mundane point of view? Is he motivated by a dedicated quest for answers to basic questions, or is he protecting his own social-psychological position, his own game investment? Is he struggling towards sainthood, or is he maintaining his status as a hard-boiled scientist or hard-boiled cop? 3. How would his argument sound if it was heard in a different culture? (for example, in an African jungle hut, a ghat on the Ganges, or on another planet inhabited by a form of life superior to ours) or in a
Stupid People
If you have not seen this story yet, here goes. A former Secret Service Agent, Monica Emmerson (see her version here at http://www.nowpublic.com/nightmare_at_reagan_national_airport_a_security_story_to_end_all_security_stories ) while traveling at Reagan National Airport DCA, undergoing screening, has banned liquids, not allowed to go through the security checkpoint. A prohibited item. (see TSA Site for these items http://www.tsa.gov/311/index.shtm and http://www.tsa.gov/travelers/airtravel/prohibited/permitted-prohibited-items.shtm ) She was given her options of what to do with the prohibited item, and after she tries to use her secret service credentials to be allowed to continue with the prohibited item, (since when do former secret service agents keep their law enforcemnt credentials? Or use their federal law enforcement postion to circumvent federal regulations while not on official duties?) she is escorted out by the TSA to deal with her liquids. After she leaves th
My Homie
http://cherrytap.com/user/988103 hey my homie just joined rate friend and fan him
Why I Don't Wear A Weddding Ring.
The last ring I wore went through the intake of a T53L13 Lycoming Turbine engine, completely destroying it. Just slightly embarrasing. After that, I vowed never to wear another ring and have not broken that promise. That was 39 years ago.
Duck Family
Well, 6 hatchlings are now part of the family. Still more eggs so ....we wait. Impatience is driving me crazy! My duck started laying these eggs on June 11 and we are now waiting for the hatching. Momma duckie has been on the roost since Saturday almost non stop so anyday now....
Another Day.............
Well, It is wednesday again....Woke up with no power again today..The entire nation went black again last night. We have a couple diesel generator sets here to run the offices and camp but all electric on the work site is down. This means all my electrical testing is delayed yet again. I called Carrie, She is the love of my life. I met her 5 years ago when I was on a job in Arkansas. Things didnt work out, She couldnt live anywhere else....and I couldnt live there...Just a few months ago we hooked up again. She is the woman that I never got over. I have not had a lasting or meaningful relationship since because no person could ever live up to the standard. I truley do love her with all my being and could not stand to lose her again. We talk every day now and she will be flying to Germany to vacation with me in September. At this point in my life she is my world and my reason for existance. She is wonderful in every way. Well that is enough for now.....I will post again later.
Random Junk
There's this fat guy at work who seems to love throwing crap at me at lunch just because I like to read alone. I understand the need for attention, but he just does it for a cheap laugh. I'd love more than anything to throw a damned chair at the fat f*** and tell him to eat a d**k, but that would just get ME in trouble. *le sigh* I guess I'll just have to read somewhere else if he's going to be a child about it. Pretty big indication of who my friends really are, as he gets the whole damned table to laugh by bothering me. To hell with these illiterate morons. When I'm making better money by knowing more and getting a better job (and trust me, this douchebag is making the search for a better job that much easier), I'll have to find this fatass and throw something at him and tell HIM to get a better job. If you get caught in a scam where you end up more than a year's wages in debt, why do the banks insist on punishing you with massive loan payments anyway? I've even tried getting
~blondie~slave 2~$r Whi+e Knigh+@ Fubar
NOT ENOUGH TIME... "And I was lost for words in your arms Attempting to make sense of my aching heart If I could just be everything and everyone to you This life would just be so easy Not enough time for all that I want for you Not enough time for every kiss And every touch and all the nights I wanna be inside you We will make time stop for the two of us Make time stop and listen for our sighs Not enough time for all that I want for you Not enough time for every kiss And every touch and all the nights I wanna be inside you In our fight against the end Making love, we are immortal We are the last two left on Earth And I was lost for words in your arms Attempting to make sense of my aching heart If I could just be everything and everyone to you Not enough time for all that I want for you Not enough time for every kiss And every touch and all the nights I wanna be inside you" INXS '92
About Me......
1. Would you get back with your ex if you could? HELL NO!!! 2. What king of shirt are you wearing? Quincy University Hawks T-Shirt 3. Have you ever made out with anyone on your friends list? Umm....Yeah 4. Do you have "a thing" for anyone on your top 8 Yeah # 1.......Why else would he be number 1? 5. How many people on your friend list do you know in real life? 70/124 6. Do you usually hold grudges? Oh I can! 7. How many kids do you want to have? I have one and that is the only one I want! 8. Do you have a good relationship with both of your parents? Yeah.....They ROCK! 9. Do you make over 40k a year? Depends on the year? 10. Name one song you can relate to right now? Joan Jett.....Bad Reputation......But I really don't care what people think if you don't like me you don't have to talk to me. Cause sometimes the truth hurts and I tell it like it is.
Desktop
i need a good desk top it can be risky but not to risky it any noe can help i will rate some pic or pro or fan or add you
Funny Video Clips
Poems
Lately, nothing I do ever seems to please you And maybe turning my back would be that much easier, Cause hurtful words are all that we exchange But I can't watch you walk away Could I forget about the way it feels to touch you? And all about the good times that we've been through? Could I wake up without you everyday, would I let you walk away? No I can't learn to live without And I can't give up on us now. Oh, I know I could say we're through And tell myself I'm over you But even if I made a vow A promise not to miss you Now and try to hide the truth inside I fail cause I just can't live a lie Could I forget the look that tells me that you want me? And all the reasons that make loving you so easy, The kiss that always makes it hard to breathe, The way you know just what I mean, No I can't learn to live without, oh, So don't you give up on us now. Time stands still when no one understands you and you don't quite understand yourself. Today didn't ha
I Do...
Just Something I Really Liked...
Love doesn't mean that you will never feel pain or that you'll live a life free from care.It doesn't mean that you will never be hurt or that your life will be perfect, with every moment consumed by happiness. Love does mean that you will always have a companion, someone to help you throught the difficult times and rejoice with you in your times of celebration.It means that each arguement is followed by a time of forgiveness, and each time of sorrow is far outweighed by all the tender moments spent in each other's arms. Love is a miracle that can take two lives and mold them into one, take two souls and bind them for life, take two hearts and fill them with enough passion and tenderness to last a lifetime. Love is a blessing that will lead you down life's most beautiful path....... The key to love is understanding.... the abiltity to comprehend not only spoken word. but those unspoken gestures- the little things that say so much by themselves.
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Thought this was funny and had to share..... 7 types of sex this is so damn true... The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen sex. This is when you have been with you partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (very popular) The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex.
More Bull Sh*t!
My 8 year old daughter and the rest of her third grade class made Christmas cards. They made them for wounded American Soldiers spending the holidays as Walter Reed ARMY Hospital. 2 days ago ALL the cards were returned. The card were rejected by the hospital, and NEVER given to any Solider. I think the ARMY should be ashamed of itself. I think These kids deserve an apology or at least an explanation from the ARMY. If you think so too the address is Walter Reed ARMY Medical Center 6900 Georgia Ave. NW Washington, DC 20307 - 5001 C'mon people let them know what you think!!!
Advice...
what do you do when no one is happy around you???????????????? What do you do when you cant get someone outta your head..... god this sucks
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Soldiers Final Inspection
The Final Inspection The soldier stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, you soldier, How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true?" The soldier squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord, I guess I ain't, Because those of us who carry guns Can'talways be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays And at times my talk was tough, And sometimes I've been violent, because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny That wasn't mine to keep ... Though I worked a lot of overtime When the bills got just too steep, And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear, And sometimes, God forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place Among the people here, They never wanted me around Except to calm their fears. If you've a place for me here,Lord, It n
My Fu-slaves...
You heard it hear first. I'm owned... And being the good bish that i am i planned a fun filled day for Miss Vee. First, breakfast in bed is a must Then i was thinking about taking her for a massage... But i'm lazy, i'm paying someone else to massage us. ;) Maybe sometime at the beach? Maybe her bewbs in some lotion? That's my job now. I heard she's a Cali girl, so i think a visit to go see Mickey would be fun. :D A proper bish always show's a lady a good time. A nice candle lit dinner would be perfect. And dancing is always a hoot.... Then like a gentleman. A beautiful limo ride home. Ok, i might not be as smooth as i thought, or a gentleman. hehe. I'd like to thank Miss Vee for buying me in DaisyBlue & LarryB's auction. She rocks. :D Drop by and say hello to her. Tell her that her Bish sent you. :P ~♥ღ♥Miss Vee♥ღ♥~
Doesnt Matter
A child dies of cancer One was premature Another's life was taken Mother couldn't take no more Drunk driver kills six A headline read one day Babies born of crack addicts Doesn't matter if we pray Tragedies aren't bias Know not wealth or fame Children left without fathers Doesn't matter who's to blame Woman shot by ex husband Father of five dies from MI Surrounded by such sorrow Doesn't matter if we cry Roadside bomb kills seven Soldiers proud and brave Money will go to nursing home Doesn't matter if we save Tomorrow is never promised Take each day to love and share Even if you do your best Doesn't matter, life's unfair
Not Gonna Be On
I won't be on from now and the rest of the weekend. my great grandma passed away amongst other stuff goin on. I may pop in for a sec but probably not got to much goin on. Just thought I would let my friends know since they won't see me on. love ya guys me
I Only Have A Few Bids:(
Contests
I've entered my first auction. Come on by and bid on me. And whiole your there....don't forget to F/A/R the Host of this Auction........»-(¯`v´¯)-»»Çµ££êÐ Ðê§ïrê »-(¯`v´¯)-»» Here is what I'm offering to the winner: All pics rated during Happy Hour All Stash rated during Happy Hour Salute pic from me A Blog done about winner Daily comment "owned by" with winners name in my ID Winners name and link on my front page Daily gift 5 Graphics made by me Repost all requested bulletins Share winner's poage with friends, family and fans So stop by and bid on me........the link is below Bulletin Brought to You by ЮägØñ¤†ämë® - Please read profile before adding@ fubar
Slow Dance
HAVE U EVER WATCHED KIDS ON A MERRY-GO-ROUND? OR LISTENED TO THE RAIN? SLAPPING ON THE GROUND? EVER FOLLOWED A BUTTERFLY'S ERRATIC FLIGHT? OR GAZED AT THE SUN INTO THE FADING NIGHT? U BETTER SLOW DOWN. DON'T DANCE SO FAST. TIME IS SHORT. THE MUSIC WONT LAST. DO YOU RUN THOUGHT EACH DAY ON THE FLY WHEN YOU ASK HOW ARE YOU? DO YOU HEAR THE REPLY? WHEN THE DAY IS DONE DO YOU LIE IN YOUR BED WITH THE NEXT HUNDRED CHORES RUNNING THOUGHT YOUR HEAD YOU'D BETTER SLOW DOWN DON'T DANCE SO FAST TIME IS SHORT THE MUSIC WON'T LAST EVER TOLD YOUR CHILD, WE'LL DO IT TOMORROW AND UN YOUR HASTE NOT SEE HIS SORROW EVER LOST TOUCH, LET A GOOD FRIENDSHIP DIE CAUSE YOU NEVER HAD TIME TO CALL AND SAY,"HI" YOU'D BETTER SLOW DOWN DON'T DANCE SO FAST. TIME IS SHORT THE MUSIC WON'T LAST WHEN YOU RUN SO FAST TO GET SOMEWHERE YOU MISS HALF THE FUN OF GETTING THERE WHRN YOU WORRY AND HURRY THRUGHT YOUR DAY, ITS IS LIKE AN UNOPENED GIFT... THROWN AWAY. LIFE I
Friendship Rose
Heartistic Soul is having a friends forever contest and I would like to do this. The Details are below...if you could do this for me it would be great. Thanks So Much My ID: MommaTasha My User ID: 1103411 ~♥~MommaTasha~♥~DYLONS DIVA MAFIA~♥~OWNED BY X©ït€M€ & Promoter Of The Green Door@ fubar This game will be played May 13th-31st. For complete information, please see my "Friends Forever" blog. Brought to you by... Heartistic Soul@ fubar
Lounge Requests.
Man, I run out for a sec and have 3 lounge spams in my SB. So, I think I have a way of returning the love. I enter into the lounge and start to drop links to some of my favorite sites til they bump me out. Only seems appropriate. lol
New
if i let you grab1 part of my body what would you grab and why? keep this going and see how many crazy respones you get back Im New Here So Wat UP?
Straight Talk About Sex And Love
You Do Me. Mutual masturbation. Get each other off. Or, for those who have a dildo hanging around, you can fuck you woman with a dildo until she cum. Whatever's clever. The Pinkie. The Pinkie means taking all of my suggestions for sex games and playinf each and every one of them in the span of two months. I wonder how many of you can do it, 'cause that means fucking EVERY NIGHT. If you decide to take the Pinkie Challenge, email me at pinkie@ymail.com and let me know the results. Under No Circumstances. You gotta love this one, and it is a game of mind over matter. It also requires a hell of a lot of willpower. Without ting your partner's hands or confining him or her in a way, announce that he or she cannot touch you no matter what you do. That means you can't touch a woman if she does a lap dance or even if she sucks your dick. Same goes for the women. No touching whatsoever or you will have to pay the penalty. My suggested penalty is that you must perform oral sex on your mate fo
Poetry
Insanity looms inside the looking glass. It's like a madness stuck on repeat, and I'm lost in the progression! I wonder, what's under the scar tissue? A rollercoaster I've rode too many times. Can I stomach one more go? Today, the black birds lied to me again, mocking me as the wind waged war with my face. All I look foward to is cancer. The cold taste of the grim reaper's porcelin lips. All this talk of the end; are we really pushed to oblivion? His hand is so close, at times I can see his thumbnail. The foot may bring luck, but beware of the hole! is this the dwelling of misfortune? The numbers now haunt me. The worst feeling from the most perfect melody. She gave me the perfect present, with a note that read, "It's yours, at my convience!" The letters drained into a pool of rubies. So close to completion of this creature I'm becoming. How will I handle the pain of burning wings? Smearing a grain of salt into the wound will act as my pain killer. She trembles from the quake, unaware
Bling Packs
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Looking For Serious Levelers
we are gonna be a freelance leveling crew..we will level according to people status...we do not just select friends we help friends of friends and anyone in need...we are just starting out so we have to start small...anyone interested must contact me and the drill is to follow my blogs......my status also plays an important role...if you like to help others please leave a comment here so we can add each other...no contest will be done due to too much drama but we may help our friends at our own choice in a give away..please contact me if you are interested...ty
Blue Eyes
This HOT Bald Military man is in the Hot Bald Man's calender contest. He needs our help. Please RATE this pic and drop a comment or a few. All help is appreciated. He is off fighting for us so lets show him some luv and help. *****I am also willing to pay for comments**** ****100 comments gets you 10k fubucks***** **** 1 rate gets you 500 fubucks ***** so come on and help :) The host requires you rate, fan and add her before you can rate and comment in this contest. ~*BRØKÊÑ §HÁRЧ ØFJÁÐÊ*~ØWÑÊR ØF §WÊÊTWÁTÊR§ & JÁÐʧ ÐÚÑGÊØÑ@ fubar This bully was bought to you by..... THANK YOU SO MUCH !!!!
Thanks.
1. Go to photobucket.com (don't sign in) 2. Type the answer to your question in the "search" box 3. Pick from pictures on the first page only What is your name? Sherry What is your relationship status? What is your favorite color? What kind of car do you drive? Who is your celebrity crush? What are you listening to? What is your favorite tv show? What kind of phone do you have? What is something you do a lot? Whats your favorite character? Whats your favorite dessert? Whats your favorite non alcoholic drink? Whats your favorite alcoholic drink?
The Lorf Files
Ok, a few of you have asked me about what LORF means or what the hell am I saying. I thought this might help. And, if any of you have Lorf moments you wish to share, feel free! The word was an accident in its beginning, ok, more than one accident contributed to its existance. Several years ago, I was at a race track for a weekend of motorcycle racing. I was a bit drunk as I recall, (ok, what I was told) standing by the bonfire so big that could signal in the space shuttle, eating some saltines that I guess someone figured I needed to sober up. Some one that was probably just as blasted as I was came up with the idea to build a ramp to jump this said fire. After a few highly intelligent people with motorized vehicles made amazing jumps and survived, a few others would also jump by running and jumping. For the most part, they made it. At least none needed medical care. Now, it also needs to be said here that this fire was built on dirt, well away from paved part of the
Fu-friends
fu-friend was set as "Trying to work", after chatting for a bit he told me he had to leave to get work done... OK, no problem; then I noticed a few minutes later that he was rating my photos... So, I said that I thought he was supposed to be working. His response was that I was on his mind. I asked what he was thinking about me... his response: "oh it was nothing really but it took me away for a minute - I was looking at some of your photos and was trying to imagine what it must be like to touch you ." -------------------------------------- I think that is a very interesting comment, one I wanted to 'keep'... so here it is.
0 To 200 In 6 Seconds
0 to 200 in 6 seconds Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday
Meeting Cherrybomb
Ok this is to funny but we needed to go to Fred Myers to get some things for our baby daughter and was in the baby section this lady walked by and i looked at my husband and said i have seen here before hmmmm were i got it fubar so i told her that i seen her before and she was like huh really i said you are on fubar she said yes and i was like Cherrybomb and she was like yes with a smile we were like wow way cool cause talk about small world lol the funny thing is Cherrybomb and my ex were talking and he told me she was a really nice lady so i had went to her page just yesterday and rated her and how funny i met her today that's way cool she is an awesome person i liked her right off great personalty very sweet she herself is a hottie better watch out guys there in fubar land :P anyways we laughed about how cool it was and now when Art gets here we are all looking forward to hanging out and having a few drinks before he fly's back home it was pretty cool meeting cherrybomb thanks fubar
Wtf
ok here is my first blog....ok we all have seen a person stand some where and hold a sign asking for "help" right how many of you have ever stopped and talked to the person who is standing there see if he really needs help if he is alone or is there a family cause some times they might be trying to take care of a family...try listening too your heart and give them a chance you might be suprised at what you may find out. cause you never know when the tables might be turned and you need help with your family.....cause i do....i stand with a card board sign and ask people for help...i work mind you but through aa temp service and not that reguarly....we lost our home and i lost my job...we are living out of hotels..(ihow i have net access now) we pray for a better life my fiance is disabled in and out of hospitals...so if you see a man out there holding a card board sign give him a chance cause you might be his angel of mercy......and he will be your grace....
Away From Fubar!
To all my friends & family, starting next week my job will be switching my working hours to the grave yard shift! for the entire month of Oct. Starting Sept 29th, I will be working from 7:30pm - 5:30 am so U wont be seeing me on here at night at all for about 5 wks. I will check in from time to time during the day so if U need to get a hold of me leave me a msg or send me a email at etaylorzoo@aol.com & I will try to get back to u as soon as I can. Will miss U all and hope that U will still be here when I can come hang out again! Sending all my love and hope that U all have a great month!
Rawkin The Fu Tonite !!!
Thanks to All that helped drive that enormous bus over the past 24 hours. It was a tremendous effort during that time, in addition to the period leading up to yesterday's activation of the cherry. Just about everyone in my family - as well as many friends - rated each and every one of my pics and, when they ran out, the bling wars started. Every day, I am GRATEFUL that I have come so close with all of you. You made it a fun and expeditious journey. I am quite fortunate for all of you !!!! As for the new friends I made along the way through the last 24 hours, I would like to give you a huge THANKS and praise you for your contribution towards my fu goal. As with my family, if there is anything I can ever do for anyone, please do not hesitate to SB or PM me ASAP. (tonight is not good, you can stick a fork in me)
So You
Objective:To Oracle the following 3 people Confidence (Completed)Wonder Woman (Completed)Hard2Handle (Completed) There ya have it, we have one more to go of the "triple threat" to Oracle! Just after midnight EST Hard2Handle made ORACLE!!! Level: Oracle (28) [?] 100% Hard 2 Handle ~ La*La's FuWife~ **Can't Be Owned**@ fubar She's Smart, Fun, She has TONS of photos and stash to rate to get her there! Here's one of the four of us when we got together over the summer!! We had a BLAST.. Some crack pot got a hold of the pic and put it on Uglypeople.com, how rude!! So love her up all you can and hopefully we'll get her there by the weekend!!! Thanks for your support!! Bully By:MsCharlotte2U!~No Rate No Add~@ fubarPlease Re-Post!
No Escapin' This
[Greg Nice] Oh, oh, oh! 2 G's mother, uh! The Beatnuts y'all, uh! Uh, oh! Juju, Psycho Les, uh, oh! Turn it out oh, oh my god oh! Oh, oh, it's the hardcore b-boy shit! Hard to the core motherfucker, no keyboard shit! [Psycho Les] Ayo the Nuts landed, so back it up Pass the mic to big Psych, the manufacterer The architect, bringing you the art of wreck You used to hate my click, now you want a part of it We coming with more hits that funk like Parliament Comparing me to another's going to lead to an argument The heat we fry you with, straight from the armory Guerilla army, we kill tracks and harmonies My Nut orchestra blowing fuses Your amp can't hold this music, it's booming I'm in my truck cruising, 97 tuned in The latest news is the Nuts new album is ruling Y'all vs. the Nuts, you have a big chance of losing (There's no escaping this) Or confronting the union So stop fooling yourself, and feel these Nuts Cause (No one's ready to deal with us) What? (No esc
Doggerlel
I say to all that I did sin, I blame it on a little gin And there was vodka and Vermouth, quite a bit to tell the truth A pretty girl stood oh so near, I had to offer her a beer I took her home and wondered how, I'd manage to uphold my vow She lay down upon the bed, I asked if we could pray instead She smiled and opened up her arms, another saint fallen by a woman's charm On my honor, good and true I pledge to all, I will not screw any person, place, or thing, that does not wear my wedding ring while other kids are having fun, I'll be home praying like a nun, I know they will not laugh at me, once they get their std Glow little glow worm, glimmer, glimmer you'd better shine if you want dinner you'll attract some bug or other it might even be your mother glow little glow worm glow Glow little glow worm, glimmer, glimmer I don't think that you're a sinner even if you ate your mother that doesn't mean you didn't love her glow little glow worm glow Run littl
Twilight
Fu-owned
PLEASE GO SHOW MY FU-OWNER , CUDDLEZ, LOTS OF LOVE , SHE SO DESERVE IT! CLICK HER PIC TO GET TO HER PROFILE! THANX EVERYBODY, JADE JADE_ROSE_FOREVER@ fubar IF YOU HAVEN'T REJOINED THE NEW SWEETWATERS SALOON LOUNGE, YOU'RE NOT STAFF, REMOVE THE NAME FROM YOURS PLEASE. STAFF ARE THOSE THAT SHOW UP AND DO THEIR JOBS. NOTHIN PERSOMAL, JUST 'BUSINESS'. THANX FOR BEING A PART OF SWEETWATERS IF U WERE STAFF IN THE OLD SWEETWATERS, CONTACT ME AND REJOIN IF YOU'D LIKE TO STILL BE STAFF.
I Have A Uncle
Ok so yesterday i was one of myspace profiles and i had a friends request so i accepted it. When i was looking at this person profile he had the same last name as my maiden name. I was always told if I came across with someone as the same last name ad i had i was related to him. So i sent him a message and come to find out he is my uncle on my dad side of the family. So now i have a uncle and 2 cousins that i have never meet let alone knew that they was here. So we exchanged numbers and address and now its jus a waiting game i guess. I will keep ya posted as to what happens.
The Blue Moon Dj's
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I Stole The Sexy From Crystal
(If you are reading this, you should repost it. I'm curious what others will say! ....At the very least, leave me a comment letting me know you saw it!) ================================================================================================== I stole this from Crystal.....It will make for interesting reading......... What is it that you absolutely need sexually? Hot sex on a platter What is something you have always wanted to try? I ve tried everything....I could go for a 3some with 2 mumerwimmen....that would be HOT!!!! What is something you have never done in bed before? I think ive covered it all What time of day do you like to have sex? Is any a time? What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? I love a chick who will wear fishnets......Its totally 70's, but i dig it....... How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? depends how good she kisses... If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you
3 - Sum
Tagged By Clowns/tawnya
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Vicki 2. Vic 3. Idaho Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Dispatcher 2. Truck Driver 3. Delivery driver Three Places I have lived 1. California 2. Idaho 3. Washington Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Biggest Loser 2. Sober Living House 3. Survivor Three places I have been 1. All over US 2. Mexico 3. Hell Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Mom 2. Dad (porn Jokes) 3. spam Three of my favorite foods 1. Mexican 2. american 3. chinese Three things I would like to do 1. get married 2. travel to New Zealand 3. Vegas Vegas Vegas Three friends I think will respond 1. ? 2. ? 3. surprise me Things I am looking forward to 1. more vacation 2. m
Sweetngel
=== ' ~Freak~' wrote the following at '2009-02-17 19:38:28'.. > > > > > > > > Auto 11s are running so come by and make yourself a lot of points. Show heaps of love! Love making new friends so feel free to fan, add, rate me. All love will be returned as well as random blinging so stop by and show some love. > > So don't miss out. Stop by and make a lot of points for yourself and make a new friend as well. > > sweetangel@ fubar > > > > > > > > >
Controversial Sh!t
I am completely infuriated about the healthcare that US Military Veterans are receiving as of late. It really disturbs me how they are treated and handled with such blatant inconsideration. For example, I have seen nurses mistreat veterans on several occasions, man-handle and verbally brutalize them. It sickens me beyond belief. They are shown absolutely no respect as a person, let alone the veteran that they are. Furthermore, the treatment my husband has been receiving (or rather, lack thereof) at Jerry L. Pettis Veterans Memorial Hospital is in such disregard of what they should be doing that it is deplorable! The right hand doesn’t know what the left hand is doing, for starters. They have several doctors set up to see the Veterans. That is all well and good, but when you are seeing several doctors for the same problem, this is where it becomes plaintive. My husband has been going to the VA for the last two years for orthopedic reasons. Both of his knees are in crucial need
Points Dont Make Friends...
I'm actually pondering whether there is any point in me even doing this blog, so before you yell at the screen why are you then? its something I've always done when sommit is on my mind. I have as some of you know already, slashed loads of my pics down, I have also noticed since my last blog about my vip that I wont be renewing it, I admit I got the date it ran out wrong and its actually the 4th April but now the pics are gone I cant to be honest be bothered with re-adding them. This may not sound like me, but I can honestly say I have never felt so down about anything in a long time, this site has just gone down hill, for me the thrill of finding pics to upload has just gone ( so why do I stay? because of the few friends I do have and value and love as if they were my real family) that aside there is no other thrill for me on here. When I first came to Fubar or when it was Cherry Tap there was excitement to get on here, viewing pictures catching up it was fun! now there is
Friends And Family On Fubar
I received an email today that one of my sayings NOT even a picture was tagged as NSFW and I had the saying in a folder that was marked for FAMILY not even in a folder for everyone to see? I sent a reply as I did have the stinking saying marked NSFW as someone last June sent it in so I marked in NSFW and moved it to a Family only folder. So I guess that means someone within my family sent the email to Fubar. I have seen plenty of offensive things on this site if I don't like it I just move on, I thought we were supposed to be adults on here and that was the purpose of having different levels of friends ship ie; fan, friend, family so if we have something that is more of the adult nature that we don't children to see we can put them in that album. I could be petty and go start sending emails about everything that I see in violation but I am not petty like that. If you don't like it move on. And if you are in someones family and don't want to be or don't even want to be their frien
Another Choice
well.. I got Danny Gohke picked out as one of my favorite idols..but I really like this guy also. Hes got his own style..
Close
i turn instide and outside in this life, death being the only thing to remind me to pay atention, what are we going todo oh girl, you turn to me but im gone, so close to you, yet so far, i turn instide and outside in this life, death being the only thing to remind me to pay atention, what are we going todo oh girl, you turn to me but im gone, you where so close to me, yet so far, i turn instide and outside in this life, death being the only thing to remind me to pay atention, what are we going todo oh girl, you turn to me but im gone, so close to you, yet so far,
Poetry
Island dreams in hot solar rays, footsteps on the grainy sand, clear blue oceans where dolphins swim, pina colada's and coconut palms. Stories in reflected glories, with laughing and founding desire, morals be delicious soft silky love, like the wings of a peacefull white dove, Hearts beating in redness fury, a cold strike upon the stone, with love flowing fast and smoothly, a tremble and shake from the bones. myspace graphics IN LOVE I meet her gaze I help her stand I hold my breath and kiss her hand I see her blush her cheeks red now I smell her hair and kiss her brow It brings me joy to hear her speak I take her hand and kiss her cheek I feel her skin beneath my finger tips I hold her face and kiss her lips Our love's true passions will now begin I caress her form and kiss her skin Our passions flow like summer rain Our love's fulfilled as we kiss again In the afterglow in fond embrace We speak of love and I kiss her face Copyright ©2008 Dale
The Church Organist
Chapter 21
Chapter 21 Chris and Kerry arrive at Chris’ parents home in Marrero around two o’clock.
Competition Fun Any 1?
when is the best time 2 buy hh? like 2 know the most traffick in fubar so i can optimise my profits! :O thanx? i c all these pix being made, and i so am jjj! lol ;) got that frm hoe and wild hehe but ive got the tools 2 make almost any of these pix and video's but i tend 2 get lost n wat i am doing! then it takes 2 long doing so, and im all warn out b4 ive gotn halfway done, i used 2 have a good emagination 2, but its seemed 2 haved grown up lol (tho I hav not!) lmao but if i had sum kind of giudence, sum one that has good know hows! i cud follow as i learn my own hows toos :D so

about a year ago my now exboyfriend had introduced me to one of his familys friend who does does tattoos he dont work in a shop he just does it at parties (my ex got a tat in the middle of a field by a bon fire) and peoples houses.. He has all the professional equipment he never reuses needlles
Cheyenne@ Fubar
The Fubar Street Team
L-lysine Benefits And Health Risks
L-lysine is a vital protein that can not be made in the body systems of animals. Primarily vegetation as well as bacterias come with the capability to syntesize this necessary amino from the aspartic acid. Amino acid lysine is a vital component of virtually all health proteins located in the human body. It really is seen in a minor quantity in whole grain cereal, despite the fact that pulses happen to be a major resource of amino lysine. Several vital vegetable sources of amino acid lysine are usually soy bean, popular beans, lentils, buffalo grass gourd, and then green spinach. Apart from all of these, beef, primarily pork, and additionally chicken, poultry eggs, cheeses and a few species of fish for instance cod and then sardines are actually the wealthy sources of amino lysine.useful blog : www.Side Effects Guide.orgInsufficiency of L-LysineA deficiency of amino lysine can cause the growth of kidney stones and various health issues for instance a feeling of sickness, faintness, appe
The Religion I Would Start
The Religion of the Imaginists
Well My First Blog On Fubar.
I see Religion as a Great thing for our soul's. We don't want to end up in hell! That is what drives me to be the BEST Person that I can be. I have worked in Suecurity Industry fo 28 years, And 10 years of that I was a Florida E.M.T. as well. That shocked when I would stop at an accident scene. And start treating the injured After I called E.M.S. for more help. 911 is Great. A cell phone is a great tool to have. And soon I will be improving mine by upgrading it to something that workd with Fubar. etro PCS! on Feb 1st. Jim Wood I am having a hard time with doing this. Forsome ood reason. It could be due too the fact that i need Laser treatment on my eyes. THEY ARE GIVING ME hEAD ACHES. Yuk. MY eye treatment is on the 31st of Feb. Jim Wood
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Hiya All My Lc Addicts
WOW,,this is fuckin cool, I just wanted to let all my LC friends know that I am having problems replying to your comments as my page is taking 15 minutes or longer to load because of my stupid internet provider. I am trying to get the problem fixed but they are being assholes. Thankyou everyone for the lovely comments that you have sent and I promise that as soon as I can sort this shit out with my internet I will be sending out comments to you all. NiceNNaughty just dont know it yet that she is gonna help me to send em out to ya'll,,,hehe love ya NNN. Love ya'll and stay safe PEACE!!
Just So Bored!!!!!
how many people that just crusinin arond lookin for the thining they like to do is this... well just so damn boored like hell... so dont repsot just read>>. @->----- What Gregory Means G is for Grungy R is for Refined E is for Enchanting G is for Grungy O is for Outrageous R is for Revolutionary You Are the Very Gay Bert and Ernie! Two grown puppets living together, sleeping in the same room? They've even got coordinating striped shirts! What Gay Childhood Icon Are You? Y is for Yummy What Does Your Name Mean? You Failed Your Driver's Test You only got 5/10 correct. If you have a driver's license, it needs to be revoked! Are You a Good Driver?
Poem I Wrote For All My Friends!
Just wanted to say hello to all my wonderful friends.I have been out of order for a while,but Im back and just wanted say wuzzzz going on!!! Late "Friends Till The End" Friends till the end, will always blend. They help you mend, all pains and sorrows. Always seeming to make a brighter tommorow. They lend a shoulder to cry on, or just send a simple smile, :) that will make one feel better, even if it is just for a while. There is no denial, that with this friend, nice things will be sure to compile. All it takes is a special friend who will always be there till the end!! Hope It Brightens Up Your Day
Ok This May Be Embaressing
Funnies
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home,maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes.
Dabullz Blog
Okay friend'z, I created a bunch of new skinz, and may I say, some of my baddest on the LC too. They take a little longer to load, but the skin'z rawk. So feel free to browse my skin'z and rip any that say (RIP) on them. And if ya want a more personal one.....feel free to message me and I'll hook ya up. I can do about anything to these pages now. Enjoy! Steve~DaBull
911 Memory
Can Time Really Heal Apr. 17, 2006 at 06:16 AM Innocent lives were taken, Of the young, old and small. As they scurried through the buildings, That had once stood so tall. The days were long and dreary, The nights so long and dark. As heroes scoured through the rubbish, Of two planes that left a mark. A day to be remembered, Of our neighbors close at heart. We pray for victims families, Whose lives were torn apart. As time quickly passes, And we still endure the pain. It's hard for many to move on, As things will never be the same. Written by my daughter (Chelsea)and I In Memory Of Those Who's Lives Were Taken And For Their Grieving Families On September 11th, 2001
Todays Thought
101 Things Not To Say During Sex 1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... 6. Try breathing through your nose. 7. A little rug burn never hurt anyone! 8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? 9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 10. But whipped cream makes me break out. 11. Person 1: This is your first time... right? Person 2: Yeah... today. 12. Hurry up! This room rents by the hour! 13. Can you please pass me the remote control? 14. Do you accept Visa? 15. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights. 17. And to think -- I was really trying to pick up your friend! 18. So much for mouth-to-mouth. 19. (Using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay? 20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober... 21. (Holding a banana) It's just a
Treasure
A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double." The man agreed, and said "I wish I had a mansion." The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions. The man said "I would like a million dollars." The genie again granted it and his ex-wife got two million dollars. Then the man said, "Scare me half to death."
F. U. F. S
HEY LC THANX FOR TAKING MY 15 BUCKS IN STICKYS I DO 3 OR 4 A WEEK AND IT AINT THE MONEY I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT ITS THE WORK THE GIRL PUT IN HER SALUTE TO THE MILITARY THATS WHY I MADE IT A STICKY LOST IT YESTERDAY AND REDID IT TODAY THERES 10 BUCKS AND THE ONE I DID FOR A CONTEST FOR SOMEONE ^^ fat sonny wrote im sorry i dont see how its lc.s falt you lost your money its not babyjs falt that the damn bulding lost its power and if youe were adult enough you should hae just went to babyj and told him what was going on insted of posting it like it was his falt and he stole your money .... ( undercover angel) innocentprncss™ 2006-10-27 12:10:28 I agree with you undercover....rather than making this a public issue in a bulletin, it should have been talked over with babyj first to see what would happen and whether their stickies would be restored or reimbursed. **~Jaded Stang~** 2006-10-27 10:48:38 Actually, I have faith in Baby J. Although it was not his fault
Meow....
Do you dare to find that out? Grins... Aint I silly bitch? LOL I am fairly new at this. Hell its only last nite and i am already got popped too many cherries... LOL... that was wicked. Ahh just wanna drop cherrio... Ahh have no fear, drop hello and see if you are worthy my cherry. In the meantime hope Y/you all have great week! S Today is officially a month to go for my birthday. Glup... but am excited though eventhough I wish there's a brake for that! Am excited and groaning at the same time. Its good mixed up feeling though. I am embracing my age despite time flies because I do have the same sense of youth and all except that my knowledge and empowerment has been incredible increased of enlightments. I will always embracing all those years i learned and evolved by the day I increased my number. Number means nothing, lessons to be learned from life and all the mistakes we made or seek from others were amazingly awakening to our wisdom about life and we oft
Poetry I Like
the lord is all that i need for nothing he allows me to chill and keeps me from being heated and allows me to breathe easy he guides my life so that i can represent and give shout outs in his name and even thought i walk through the hood of death i dont back down for you have my back the fact that you have me covered allows me to chill he provides me with back up in front of my player- HATERS and i know that i am a baller and that life will be phat i fall back in the Lord's crib for the rest of my life (credit: http://boldcontemplations.blogspot.com/) AUTOBIOGRAPHY IN FIVE SHORT CHAPTERS by Portia Nelson I I walk down the street. There is a deep hole in the sidewalk I fall in. I am lost ... I am helpless. It isn't my fault. It takes me forever to find a way out. II I walk down the same street. There is a deep hole in the sidewalk. I pretend I don't see it. I fall in again. I can't believe I am in the same
Hey
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY.......WHO WANTS TO SPANK ME.........LOL!!!!!!!!
Not Original - But I Like It...
I like you because of who you are to me.. A true friend. Remember: "A good friend will come bail you out of jail.... But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying WE screwed up, but we had fun! " I am Proud to be your Friend! Things I’ve learned from Friends: I've learned...that life is like a roll of toilet paper. the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. I've learned...that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for. I've learned...that money doesn't buy class. I've learned that it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. (IE your kids' laugh!) I've learned...that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved. ! I've learned...that the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can? Really! I've learned...that to ignore the facts does not change the facts. I've learned.
Happy St Patricks Day!
Wishing you a Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Iraqi Coffee Shop
Janet’s Vice Shop aka KTOC coffee shop Open 2300-0800 (0800-2300 by appointment only) Disclosure(s): All Meth comes crystallized unless otherwise ordered All drinks are enjoyed best with Nicotine Decaf is unavailable an blasphemous Menu: Dirty Water (coffee: self service) Selfish bastard (one shot of espresso) Meth (Double shot of espresso) Latte (Meth with cream) Choco-Latte (Meth with Chocolate milk) Banana-Latte (Meth with banana milk) Straw-Latte (Meth with Strawberry milk) Chocolate Meth (Choco-Latte with Cocoa added) Monkey on Meth (Banana-Latte and Cocoa) Smartass (Straw-Latte with cocoa) Choco-gasm (Chocolate Latte with cocoa w/marshmallows) Gay Monkey (Monkey on Meth with berry flavored cocoa) Here in Iraq, we've opened up a coffee shop where we work. A friend of mind sent me a couple espresso machines and we get most everything else from care packages or the chow hall. The only thing we have to pay for is sugar and we have a tip jar for th
Sad And Broke!
I own five beagles, they are the love of my life. They get the best of everything that my meager paycheck can afford.Two of my boys Jesse and Ziggy aka The Dynamic Duo like to run off everynow and then they'll sneak out of the kennel. This usually happens at night while I'm at work, they take advantage of my daughters neglect to shut the gate properly. They usually come back i n15 min or so or the neighbor through the woods calls to say he has them. Last night I was watching The Outsiders One of my all time faves) with my daughter and I heard a noise and jumped off the couch. Daisey , Cooter and Emma howling away because the boys had opened the gate and gone exploring once more. This time it was my fault. I made a couple calls to have people watch out for them and I decided this time, being as they're a year old now I would give them the opportunity to find the'r way home. So I took off my shirt and put it outside along with a couple other things and I waited. 45 Minuits had gone by an
I Loved You!
This poem is dedicated to My little cousin Alexis Rae Lovaas September 25, 1990 – September 23, 2002 I Loved You By: Ashley There's not a day that goes by that i don't think about you We had our up and down times but no matter what I always loved you There were days I yelled at you and Told you "NO," but thats because I loved you and I never wanted anything bad to happen to you We also had our times that we could sit there and laugh, cry and talk all day and night long Even though we were so far apart in age that didn't matter because we understood and loved each other Now even though you are not here physically, you are with me mentally I will never forget the times we had together We would always look out for each other I will always charish the times we had together Good-bye is such a strong and painful word So, I will never say it because we will se each other someday again up in heaven When I think about u now I cry because
Bj's Contest
ok my girl BJ tried to hide she was in a contest but didnt succeed well here is her link...she needs help..so if you can come in and help leave even a few comments that would help alot thanks..
Food
Ok, I had the most delicious tomatoes the other day and kept thinking about why they aren't served as is for most people. Sometimes, simple is better. So I kept pondering this. Finally, I started thinking about a way to add something different w/o changing them. I found a perfect tomatoe, not too juicy, but still ripe and full of flavor. Then I cut some rosemary, washed the stem carefully, and set it aside. I sliced the top of tomatoe off, just enough to make a cap. then I inserted the rosemary stem, with the green sprigs still on, down into the juicy portions of the tomatoe and placed the cap back on. Let it sit for 3 hours, then removed the stems. Sliced the tomatoe and served. Wow...it was great! Next I'm going to try it with different herbs. Basil, tyme, etc. Perhaps each section with it's own flavor.
My Blog
Fakes Why is it that my rants revolve so much around the antics of those online who portray themselves as bdsm or D/s? Well maybe it is because in all my contact with those in real life who are involved in the practice and love of bdsm, I have been lucky not to witness this kind of behaviour, or perhaps, it isn't so much "luck" maybe it's because in the main the kinds of games I see on line just don't happen. Nooooo I am not going into another Gor rant *laughs* this time what has attracted my notice and ire are those poor unfortunate souls who so obviously have self esteem problems that they would be reduced to sending out fake pictures of themselves to attract attention. Why do they do this, and more to the point why do they think anyone with half a brain would be fooled by it? Actually this isn't a problem that's confined to lifestyle chat rooms, I was an admin for a vanilla room and we had this happen time and time again, so the phenomena appears to be fairly common place.
Womens Dictionary
WOMENS DICTIONARY Body: Dictionary for women Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner." Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them. Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church. Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks. Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms. Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game. Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour wri
Alcohol, Published 2005
You made me lose my loved ones, I thought your lies were true. You made me lose my dignity, and now I'm stuck with you. My true friends tried to warn me, they said I'd lose my mind, that someday soon my only friend would be a glass of wine. You filled my mouth with poison, turned my heart to ice. You rotted me inside and out, My weakness I despise. I never thought you'd conquer me, thought I was stronger than thee. You made me lose my loved ones, my true friends, and pride, now in limbo, dark and lonely, My cowardice I must Hide....
You Know You Want To....
Tell Me Something
can someone tell me what requirments are needed to give the gift?
Music
I love music I have loved music since second grade
I'm Just A Freak!
Just wanted to wish all my super duper friends a great Thursday eve..:) Luv You All!! Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com
Sex I.q. Test
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sooooooo Sorry
My apologies for the last blog I wrote. I was just extrememly tired of getting "bullied" so to speak....and I'm sorry. I have filled my family list and it will remain as such, at least for now. For those of you that have been sweet and tried to understand me, and what its like, thank you. Not only do I appreciate your kind words, but I love you as a true friend..:) Pretty strong willed and I am sticking to my guns this time..LOL You will hear no more about it...:) On that note Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com
On Mtv
we just had mtv here taping for there new reality show check out jeff doing piercings
Is It Over?
I posted one NSFW post accidentally not knowing it would be considered that. I can't post any more mumms. Is this forever?
Come Meet Playboy Club Staff Members.....
Meet our Bouncers ~~~ You never know they might be lurking in the shadows of the club... They are here to protect the bunnie and make sure all stays well in the Club.. Please respect there decision.. Thank you - Management GhostRider ~ Bouncer Jab2 ~ Bouncer Lil Momma ~ Bouncer Precious ~ Bouncer Streatch Johnny007 ~ Bouncer Come on in meet the bunnies.. They are hopping all over the lounge.. But beware of the bouncers lurking in the shadows.. Play nice with oour Bunnies... Roxy Princess ~ Playboy’s Cutie TX Angel ~ Playboy Bunny Chickaterra ~ Playboy Bunny
Hacker Alert!!!!
if some boy called KURT CHAPMAN adds u don't accept it because its a hacker!! Tell everyone on your list because if somebody on your list adds them u get them on your list he'll figure out Your ID computer address, so copy and paste this message to everyone even if u don't care for them and fast cause if he hacks their email he hacks your mail too!!!
Would You Have Done It?
Last Thursday I was in line at my son's school awaiting to pick him up. In front of me was a newer Ford Focus, and in that car was a little head bobbing all around the back seat, and poking up through between the front seats. I could tell this child was no more that 2-3 years old. I was enraged, it brought back memories of 10 or so years ago, when I saw a toddler get ejected from their vehicle and land on their head a good 30-40 feet from the vehicle. So I sat in my truck contemplating should I get out and reprimand this mother who is allowing this.. Well, I did get out and go to her window, gave it a knock. She was a mid 30's Hispanic woman, her child was more than eager to poke up to the front to examine me as well. I said to her, ma'am you need to have your son in a car seat. Not only is it incredibly unsafe, but against the law and the police are usually here at the school looking for unsecured children to give out $400 tickets. Her response was "nodding her head, with
My Wedding
Our WeddingYou are invited toKing Riddles&Jade'sFubar WeddingFriday, the 14th of December6:60pm est@ theLionsden LoungeCeremony to be preformed by:Fubar Pastor Bubba(ceremony time may change and if so you will be notified)ღJÃУღ۞KìÑǧ W쇣¥²B£۞§†ìL£††õ ÇìЯLღ@ fubar
Heartache
A MILLION & ONE A million times you’ve always said you would love me forever. A million times you’ve promised me you’d always be there for me til end of time. Now you say it’s time to go and that love doesn’t live here anymore. Now you say you’re unhappy after a million smiles and a million sunrises in my arms. A millions times I’ve heard your voice whispering in my ears at night as if I’ve heard a million questions in my head. Now that I have all the answers; but I have no one to give me any questions. A billion tears have sent chills down my face as they flow down in the form of a waterfall. So many times I’ve questioned God and why he has taken you and your love away from me after so many years. I see you from time to time surrounded by walls of empty flesh; keeping me away from you as if I were a virus, plague or disease. I some times wish I had a million bullets; for what I don’t know at this point in time. I want to leave this place, this world,
A Christmas Story
Each December, I vowed to make Christmas a calm and peaceful experience. I had cut back on nonessential obligations - extensive card writing, endless baking, decorating, and even overspending. Yet still, I found myself exhausted, unable to appreciate the precious family moments, and of course, the true meaning of Christmas. My son, Nicholas, was in kindergarten that year. It was an exciting season for a six-year-old. For weeks, he'd been memorizing songs for his school's 'Winter Pageant.' I didn't have the heart to tell him I' d be working the night of the production. Unwilling to miss his shining moment, I spoke with his teacher. She assured me there'd be a dress rehearsal the morning of the presentation. All parents unable to attend that evening were welcome to come then. Fortunately, Nicholas seemed happy with the compromise. So, the morning of the dress rehearsal, I filed in ten minutes early, found a spot on the cafeteria floor and sat down.
Suzy (wolf Riders Woman)
What I Want!!
I want a man that will throw me around alil.... I want him to be in charge and tell me what to do. I need a man that is domineering all the time. I want to be told what to do and pinned to the floor and be their "slave"! lol ... I need some one to keep me in line boys!! Who thinks they can do it??
Mumms Wtf
So i had made a mumm that was asking which truck i should get a Toyota Tundra or a Dodge 1500. Well get this shit someone tagged it as NSFW. Well in case you didnt know when a mumm is tagged NSFW there is SUPPOSED to be two fubar family members that look at the mumm to decide if it really is NSFW. Apparently those two family members ARE NOT doing their job. How in the hell is me asking which truck to buy a NSFW mumm. That just tells me that they're not looking at these mumms like they're supposed to. So for everyone that reads this if you have had this happen to you then join me in marking mumms NSFW because maybe just maybe if enough people complain about their mumms being erased when they're not really NSFW then they will realize that these two family members are not doing their job. Thank you for taking the time to read this.
Ebay Boycott
http://money.cnn.com/2008/02/15/smbusiness/ebay_strike_update.fsb/index.htm?postversion=2008021810 and also article http://money.cnn.com/2008/02/06/smbusiness/ebay_alternatives.fsb/index.htm
Auction, Who Wants To Own Me?
I'm in an auction of the Tempting Tigers/Tigresses, if you would like to bid on me, click the picture link below. Bidding starts at 10,000 fubucks. OWN A TIGER OR A TIGRESS! TIGERS AND TIGRESS' OF TEMPTATION ARE WONDERFUL MEN AND WOMEN THAT HAVE GOODNESS IN THEIR HEART AND ARE FULL OF HONESTY AND INTERGRITY! NOW YOU CAN OWN ONE OF THEM!! HERES WHAT THEY ARE OFFERING... ALL PICS AND STASH RATED DURING HAPPY HOUR ADDED TO FAMILY DAILY PROFILE COMMENT DAILY DRINK SPECIAL SFW SALUTE A PIMPOUT IN BLOG MORE DEPENDING ON BIDS! BASIC AUCTION RULES APPLY REAL MONEY BIDS OUTBID FUBUCKS (MEANING BLASTS, VIPS, HAPPY HOURS, ETC.) ALL BIDS STARTING AT 10,000 FUBUCKS.... 1,000 FUBUCKS GOES TO AUCTIONEER. AUCTION STARTS ON THURSDAY FEB 28 @ 12PM CENTRAL AND ENDS THE FOLLOWING THURSDAY MARCH 6TH @ 12PM CENTRAL TIME! MARK AUCTION BROUGHT TO YOU BY FAN/R8PROFILE/THEN ADD Fu-Slave To Lujak @ fubar
Voice Comments
HEY JUST ADDED A VOICE COMMENT TO MY PROFILE PLEASE LEAVE ME A COMMENT THANKS BRANDY
Brain Candy
I wrote this awhile ago, but thought I would put it into my blog! What is there to do when you waited so long for something to come, but when you have the chance, you don't want it anymore. It's like waiting in line for a ride at a park. You may wait for hours, but when you finally get there, you wonder, what could I have been doing instead of waiting for this one ride. I could have gone to see a magic show or rode another ride. Was this ride really worth waiting for? Here is a question that I don't understand. Why must people not understand and why must people be ignorant? Ignorant can be defined as "uneducated in general." Ignorance is my biggest fear. I hate when people don't understand. I hate when people don't WANT to understand. I hate when people are ignorant. Tell me please, why is this? It breaks my heart when people are uneducated...in general. Thank you for your time, Jessica Joy
Adult - Franks Adventure 3
Good, Bad, I'm The One With The Gun!
Wrote my final test today, four months before I go back. What to do what to do. So here I am, new to this fubar, running around with scissors would make as much sense to me right now. I am exploring this new world with wide eyed amazement, not really knowing why I am even here. Oh wait, thats right, someone invited me. And being the curious type, I jumped in feet first and everything else be damned. Which leads me to some thoughts... What is this sight all about? So far it seems to be a place where desperate men tell beautiful women that they want to do things, that they have to know are not going to happen. It also seems to cater to the curious, the stalkers, the perverts and the exhibitionists. As for some reason you get points for giving everyone a ten rating, and the rating seams to be for them in turn giving you a ten rating. I do not understand this at all, but when in Rome! I am still not sure what will come of this new experiance. But hell I am game to see where this goes
Wtf Over
SO U MEET SOME ONE AND U KNOW THEM FOR LIKE A YEAR AND U THINK U ARE THE BEST OF FRIENDS. BUT WHEN THEY GET OUT AND GO HOME UR NOTHING. THEY GET ONLINE AND IGNORE U AND DON'T RETURN UR CALLS. TALK ABOUT TAKING OUT A HEART A POURING SALT AND LEMON ON IT. WTF. WELL GUESS ALL THAT WAS SHARED AND SAID WAS A LIE. NEVER TRUST A MAN NO MATTER WHAT LINE OF BS THEY FEED YA. LESSON LEARNED. THANKS FOR THE FRIEND SHIP MR STARNES. once again i have been raked over the coals. but thats seems to be my life i guess. so i have came to realize i need to become an uncaring witch that is a user and abuser. get what i can i roll out. i am so sick of my son getting attached to someone just for them to leave us. his heartache isn't worth it. nor is mine. so i just need to get back to the jen i use to be and do what i do. maybe then if i treat guys like a bag of butt they will stay. or when they go home on leave and a girl hits on them they might say oh i have a girl at home. but nooooooooooo they think wit
Special People In My Life
Since I have been on here,there have been alot of people to come across my page. There are a select few who have shown they are here for a lifetime. These are people who are there for me when I need an ear, hand or a kick in my backside. Some are new but have shown they are keepers. They are special to my life, and have brought so much to it. I am stronger with them in it, I dont know if I would be the person I am today without them. So guys thanks for putting up with me, listening when things seem so bad for me. Just being there means more than u will ever know.
Kira's Killings
Battle cries Fill the air I come to You with a Serpent kiss Chant the sounds Of bestial lust I walk aimlessly With no destination Swear to me Swear to me My heart is lost Dark night black beast Named Chaos I summon thee Azel and Uzza Blood and semen Burned on the Sacred alter Death calls to me From Hell's garden I've died You didn't cry Shadows cover me In an endless dark I scream in pain It's truly a shame In the death I kill my soul Love is vain Death is pain Blood flows freely Like a river I bleed for sin Everyone dies The devils reap I cannot sleep We die We're together again I'M FUCKING DEAD! Jesus Christ Cared about humanity Wept for the souls Of humanity He bled for everyone Except me He did not care for me He did not weep for me He did not spill his blood for me Here I am . . . Alive, in pain, suffering And he is dead, in b
Just Some Stories Poped In My Mind
even tho he waliked her to the security check point. he could see she was glad to leave, he didnt say anything and he knew there was another reason for her to take this bussiness trip for it was her first trip out in over three years. she was on her way to san diego and he was stuck in hills creek falls,Minnesota thank god it wasnt Febuary there. She walked away and headed to the her gate and wait as he watched her walk away a gentleman approached her and he could see he stood about four inches taller than her,his hair was cut in away that was professional looking ,clean cut,and was in what he thought was great shape looked to be a bout 210 to 215 he thought to himself. Rite as he turned to walk away he saw them hug a bit to close he thought, and when he turned all the way around to see if what he thought was a bit more........ what he sw shocked him because when he turned around he saw them, they were embraced in a deep passionate kiss. It was so passionate and so intense that peo
I Need My Heart Back
Looking back on the past as I sit here alone... I realize that I never moved on from you... You've had my heart since the first day we met... I need my heart back. I've pushed you away so many times just to run back... Just to prove to everyone that they was right... I've pasted up alot just to wait on you... I need my heart back. He walked into your life and swept you off your feet... Took your heart and kept it so dear to him... You look so happy in love, but... I need my heart back. One day you'll all sit back and look back on this... Laugh and forget about it like it wasn't nothing... But as for me... 20 years from now.... I'll need my heart back
I Want To Tell You Lies...
I Want to Tell You Lies..... I WANT TO TELL YOU LIES © Kalvere. All rights reserved I want to tell that little boy his Mom will be just fine I want to tell that dad we got his daughter out in time I want to tell that wife her husband will be home tonight I don't want to tell it like it is, I want to tell them lies You didn't put their seat belts on, you feel you killed your kids I want to say you didn't ... but in a way, you did You pound your fists into my chest, you're hurting so inside I want to say you'll be OK, I want to tell you lies You left chemicals within his reach and now it's in his eyes I want to say your son will see, not tell you he'll be blind You ask me if he'll be OK, with pleading in your eyes I want to say that yes he will, I want to tell you lies I can see you're crying as your life goes up in smoke If you'd maintained that smoke alarm, your children may have woke Don't grab my arm and ask me if your family is alive Don't make me tell y
Does He Exist?
ok i can't deal with the abuse much longer,as i sit here typing i bring myself to ask does he exist,you know that perfect man you see in all the romantic movies,the big strong teddy bear of a man who's arms feel like a fortress against the world,the kind who's heartbreaks at even the thoght of you shedding a tear.The one who is happy just being with you whether it be snuggled up in bed watching movies or going out to show you off.the one who cares more about your wants & needs more than their own just like you do for them.all i know is for 17yrs i've been married to one who is the exact opposite of everything i listed,so i must ask "does the perfect man exist?"or "should i just suck it up & realize men like that only exist in movies & real men are selfish pigs?"
See This
Im Sure Someone somewhere Must have felt this when they got their heart broke..' Your words of steel, Still echo in my memory. You said goodbye, And broke this heart inside of me. Teardrops fell, Like hours to eternity. The room was silent, As some forgotten melody. Your words of steel, Still echo in my memory. Promises made, promises broken, Promises made, promises broken. I thought we had a chance, To really make it last. Now the future looks to me, Like some unwelcome guest. Be alright, As soon as I get over you. But this time it won't be, Such an easy thing to do. Promises made are promises broken, Promises made always cause pain. Promises made are promises broken, Promises made, promises broken. Caught up in the sorrow, Tangled in dreams. Ooo, in the lonely hours, Of silent screams. And in the heart of the darkness, I break down. I feel the spirit of you, All around... Promises made are promises broken, Promises made always cause pain. Pr
My Life With My Mother!
I am starting this blog in lu of my mumm that I created for those of you that don't know my mother or my realtionship with her.. I am not trying to say I was the perfect kid cause none of us are! But I really can't afford therapy so this is the next best thing hehe... Well before I was even born my mother wanted to have an abortion an my grandfather told her no way in hell so thank god for that!! When I was 4 yrs old my mother took me to my grandfather an left me with the words " take her I don't want her she never shuts up!" ( great start right?) so my grandfather took me an basicly raised me till I was 4 yrs old,, he then got sent to prision ( i know not the perfect settin but hey it is all i had) mom had no other choice but to take me at that point.. i don't remeber alot from that point on utill i was like in 3rd grade.. i just remember being really afraid of my mother..i can remember havin the chit beat out of me at one point an being drug around the living room by the hair of my h
Songs That I Love
[Eminem]I'm a soldier (*repeat 4X*)Yo.. never was a thug, just infatuated with gunsNever was a gangsta, 'til I graduated to oneand got the rep of a villain, for weapon concealinTook the image of a thug, kept shit appealinWillin to stick out my neck, for respect if it meantlife or death, never live to regret what I saidWhen you're me, people just want to see, if it's trueIf it's you, what you say in your raps, what you doSo they feel, it's part of your obligation to fulfillWhen they see you on the streets, face to face, are you for real?In confrontation ain't no conversation, if you feelyou're in violation, any hesitation'll get you killedIf you feel it, kill it, if you conceal it, reveal itBeing reasonable will leave you full of bulletsPull it, squeeze it 'til it's empty, tempt me, push me, pussiesI need a good reason to give this trigger a good squeeze[Chorus]I'm a soldier, these shoulders hold up so muchThey won't budge, I'll never fall or fold upI'm a soldier, even if my collar bone
I Love Being A Grandma
On Saturday, August 23rd-2008....My Oldest Son Was Deployed To Afghanistan And The Hardest Part As A Parent Is Knowing You Can't Do Anything About It Except Support Them And Pray For Them. So Please Don't Forget To Support Our Troops And Realize What They Are Doing For Our Country And Pray For Their Safe Return Home. Thank You..... I Am Proud To Announce That On Tuesday, November 11-2008 (Veterans Day) At 7:30pm...Jacb Paul Alexander Came Into This World At 7lbs 13oz And 21 Inches Long... And I Became A New Grandma. He's The Best Blessing And Addition To Our Family!! I Am Also Very Proud Of Stephen And Nina For Getting Through This Rough Time And Bringing This Miracle Into Our Lives. I Love You Both And Jacob Very Much!!
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Soldiers Life.pls Thank Them
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A sol
Need Cute Women To Be My Model
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Forgotten?!
Everything seemed to be good at one time, I was your's and you were mine. Though lately I have grabbed on to the sudden change, shutting me out and acting strange. Maybe you have come to realize that I'm not right for you, either that or I appeared as just something to do. I will not be the one to sit around and wait, because that is definately not any kind of Love or fate. The person I once fell in love with is no longer here and all I can do is think and tear. Hope you are happy with hurting me this way cuz tomorrow I will not be the girl I was today. I want to thank you for showing me just how love hurt's, for now I will know that shit never work's. I should have known all the way from the begining that the happiness is here but will soon be ending. Maybe I tried to hard,maybe not enough but I guess that is why they refer to it all as such tough luck. I will slowly move on and you will too, with this impact u have left me with, I sure as hell could never forget you~ SO, how about
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Eminem
I will admit, I do enjoy some of his music. I saw this video on TV this morning and laughed my ass off. You have to give this guy credit, he really doesn't care who he fucks with. We Made You lyrics Guess Who You Miss me? Jessica Simpson sing the chorus Jessica Simpson – (Eminem) (CHORUS) When you walked through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You’re a … rock star (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you) We're the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, cough* (VERSE ONE) Back by popular demand Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand? Well look at all the massive masses in the stands Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man She stomped him just cause he asked to pu
Chasing White Rabbits
I wake in the mornings with thoughts of the night before. Visions of chasing white rabbits and green monsters are all I think about. Thoughts of seeing myself in a mirrow behind bars of white as smoke rises from my chair. Haunting images of being behinde enemy lines while tring to catch a white rabbit with a hollow tube. The closer I get to the white rabbit the worse i feel but for some reason I just can't help myself. The chase goes on for hours and in the end, when I finally catch that white rabbit, I fall into a sea of confusion. I look at myself in the mirrow only to see a man who has sold his soul for just a few hours of happiness. The person looking back at me is not the same person I see in the mornings when i waken from a night of sher bliss. Instead all I see is pain because though the rabbit brings happiness for a short while, its after effects are torture. My head swims with thoughts of chaseing that rabbit again as my stomache rolls in pain. I try to eat but the food doesnt
A Quick Joke
Joke Of The Day:A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."
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In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Its Going To Be A Long Road To Get There...
"Trust" (quietly) You. You cannot tell. How much your love...
Want To Know What "failure" Looks Like?
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Interesting Facts
The Tomb of the Unknowns was established in 1921, when an unidentified U.S. soldier who died in World War I was exhumed from a cemetery in France and reburied at Arlington. The tomb inscription reads: "Here rests in honored glory an American soldier known but to God." The tomb was initially unguarded, but its inappropriate use by picnickers prompted the 1926 establishment of a military guard during cemetery hours. Security at the tomb became round-the-clock in 1937. In 1956, President Dwight Eisenhower signed a bill to add unknowns from World War II and Korea to the memorial. An unidentified soldier from Vietnam was added in 1984, but his body was exhumed in 1998 and identified through DNA testing as Air Force 1st Lt. Michael Joseph Blassie. Blassie's remains were returned to his family in Missouri, and the Vietnam crypt remains empty. When Hurricane Isabelle moved through the Washington area las
Please Help Us Uncover Scottish Paedophile Ring
The shocking ordeal of a Scottish girl with Down's Syndrome, Hollie Greig, who was horribly abused by an Aberdeen paedophile ring, over a period of fourteen years. It is important to stress that both the police and qualified medical experts have described Hollie as a competent and entirely honest witness.From the age of just six, Hollie was repeatedly sexually abused by her father, Denis Charles Mackie. Later, Mackie began sharing his daughter with a gang of paedophile “swingers” that has been operating in Aberdeen for many years. The identities of a further seven child victims are already known. There is no question that the gang are well-connected, efficiently organised and totally ruthless. Our frightening story is that they are protected by individuals of “high standing” within the Scottish establishment.In 2000, after 14 years of terrified silence, Hollie eventually told her mother, Anne, about the abuses. Formal statements were made to Grampian Police, pro
Unforgiven (sonnet)
When I am alone breathing Mother Moon,I see my reflection hidden in cursed tears,After the sunset, I embrace the monsoon,Disguising my sorrow and outcast fears.In my dazed heart I am not glad to liveAs you and I once worshipped eternity.Now songs are still and this I can't forgiveFor nothing can quench my thirst of infinity.I buried my love beneath a delicate pine treeWhere I planted my bleeding hopes and pain.My tired Venus is there crying like a banshee,With the captain of my heart I shall remain.If death is tender, it shall carry my soul too.The dead are free but I am caged without you.
Fantasy Sex Stories
My name is Scott, and I recently had a vivid memory of mine from about five years ago.I played college basketball at a Division III (small, non-scholarship) school. After basketball season my senior year, the assistant coach - Coach K - was leaving coaching to work in his father-in-law’s insurance business. After he was all ready to move, he approached me and the three other seniors on the team with a bizarre proposition.Coach K had what I consider to be a strange obsession. He wanted to see another guy fuck his wife.Coach K’s wife, Jill, was childless. She was about 35, dressed like a slut, and probably was one. But she had a cute face, a huge rack for someone her size (about 5’4”, 115 lbs.), and a really, really nice ass. Her legs were too skinny for my taste, and I didn’t like her hair or makeup, but she was definitely someone I would love to try out in a one-night stand.I don’t know the details of how Coach K and his wife came up with The Plan &n
Its Complicated!
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so im out of the military and i notice how horny i am all the time lol any takers that are hott in IN im free all sat!
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New To Lostcherry
The Strange Questions Survey# 1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work? no 2. Have you ever puked at a bar or club? yup 3. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you have dated? 11 years 4. Have you ever smoked pot at a concert? yuo 5. Have you ever dated/fooled around with a coworker? yup 6. If so, how did that turn out? not so good 7. Ever been in a car wreck? yup 8. Were you popular in high school? nooo 9. Have you ever been on a blind date? no 10. Are looks important? hmm, lil bit? 11. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more? yup 12. By what age would you like to be married? pfff, 125 years old 13. Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them? no I slept with alot 14. Have you ever sacrificed yourself so your friend can get in good with a person of the opposite sex. yup 15. Have you ever made a mistake? yup
Jenny's Blogs..
I STARTED SCHOOL LAST MONTH AND HAVE BEEN VERY BUSY. THE HOMEWORKS THAT THEY GIVE ME ARE TAKING UP MOST OF MY TIME. I HAVENT FORGOTTEN ANYONE OF YA. I HOPE ALL IS WELL WITH YA AND I'LL SPEAK TO YA SOON. DONT BE A STRANGER, STOP BY AND SAY HI. IF I DONT GET AROUND TO EVERYBODY'S PAGE I WOULD LIKE TO WISH EVERYBODY A HAPPY NEW YEAR. I MAY NOT B ONLINE FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS DUE TO THE FACT THAT MY BIRTHDAY IS ON THE 2ND OF JAN. ILL MAKE SURE TO TAKE LOTS OF PICS SO ALL YA COULD SEE HOW I SPEND MY DAY. Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. i love to listen to music in the dark 2. i'm afraid of dying from an asthma attack or being left alone in this world with on one to love. 3.i wri
6 Weird Things
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. I am terrified of brown recluse spiders. I got bit by one when I lived in texas, it was nasty! 2. I am so afraid of having a accident and not having on nice underwear or my legs have not been shaved. (I stole this one from Ladeeee~I hope you don't mind, but it is so true) 3 I love snakes (check my picts) 4 I am a very laid back person most of the time, but I can come totally unglued over something small if I don't like the person doing/saying something that I don't like. 5. I see the best in others, but the worst in myself. 6. I have little self confidence kinda shy around new people , but when I feel comfortable around them...look
Liars And Cheats
You may wish to avoid these peopleThey promise payment, bux, returned love, bling etc for rates but DO NOT follow up on their promisePride of place so far is this idiot who not only failed to make good on his promise but blocked after my leaving 600 + ratesStud muffin fab4Next is Martini Girl@ fubar Again didnt bother paying as promised.Sadly more to come I expect ...I'll happily spend time rating for nothing, a profile rate and a Thank You is always appreciated but when more is offeredam I so wrong to expect their promise to be honoured ?.Hope this saves you from wasting time on selfish #####who in my opinion ruin the good natured friendly sitethat some would have us believe it is.
Stupid People
There is this guy that i work with who comes to work drunk and stinks of old booze and is the lazist S.O.B that i work with and for some reason non of my bosses wanna do anything about and i really wouldnt care but i gotta pick up his slack and do both his job and mine which sucks and it just pisses me off if you wanna drink do it at home on your own damn time dont come to work and make a crappy job even crappier then it needs to be but i just had to get that before i blew up at work and get fired today i found out that my cousin passed away and is now in a better place and i am torn between peace and sadness he was ill for awhile and is no more pain but the loss still hurts and its a pain that is not new to me but still hurts like it was the first time i lost someone and i just need to get it off my chest to get it out and deal with it. I dont understand how people who live in a state that snow and winter is some of the worst and still dont know how to fuckin drive when it snow and ic
Hornyscopes *i'm A Virgo*
You scored as Face. You are attracted to: faces. You are a face person.Abs/Stomach100%Face100%Penis83%Butt75%Boobs25%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics) ver. 2.0created with QuizFarm.com AQUARIUS - Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship; it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on. They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs. Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying.They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY
Hey
Don't let me see your soul. The flaws contained enthrall me. Manipulation, a well sharpened tool of my trade softly, sweetly controls who I want you to become. Be my villain, for you are sufficant at the part. I know you breath, but are you real? And if your not, amuse me! Inside as you captivate we slowly descend as one. Locked behind the past of others struggling to sink below. I pull your strings as you hold my mind. Who contorls whom? -Alyssa (P.S. i wrote this in five minutes or so. dont be to harsh, lmao) hey everyone im new to cherry tap and im lovin it! ive met so many interesting people. im always up for meetimg new people so hit me up! FAMILIAR FRIEND It hits so hard. Why can't she see it coming? The rememberence of rejection from one so dear. What pulsating strength she had left now fades with the consuming nothingness. Why does the cold comfort? Like the sliding touch she once felt. The gaze, once so warm, now glides over with peaceful disd
1st Time
hello everyone i need a big favour of you all i,m in a contest held by Graphics by rick and i need your votes please can you help me by bombing my pic there i,ll love you all forever :O) lottsa love n hugs to you all Liza xxxx hiya all how you all doing out ther well this is my 1 st blog i,m new on here tonight so just getting to know what to do .If anyone has any hints n tips there most welcome, i,m from the uk i,m 21 and just love meeting new people so let get to knoe eachother love SEXY*LIZA XXXX sorry to all my freinds here i,v met some real nice people on cherry tap but also some very spitefull too so thanks for all your time but i,m off sexxxy couple up yours ok your verry selfish people who should leave people alone ok bye folks liza xxxx
Allora's Grove
On this morning I have a steaming cup of caramel toffee joe in a muh painted with fruit and vines. The sky is at pre-dawn, with the light burgeoning but bot yet in the sky. The air is wet from yesterdays rain, and the air smells like damp stone and green things, while a small murder of crows that has come to the area lately sit upon the lamppost to send their call. One cat sleeps on the blanket I crocheted, where my feet would be were I still with her. Yesterday I cleaned my Altar well, moving some of the elements into different paths, then cleared the blankets of leaves from the front garden plants' beds, to let them know that the time for sleep was soon over. The worms that I grew and seeded there before have done well and small earthworm babies abound. A TitMouse ( small mouse, larger than field mouse, smaller than common mouse, fawn on top, cream under) has died by the pot of lemon balm, well, one of the many pots, so I buried her among soil and leaves. She had no injury, perha
Auto Fill
MAI "wholly spirit" is here on earth, alive and kicking in MI. it feels so free and liberating to have allowed the best friend i can ever experience share the physical temple gifted to MI in this lifetime. what i wish for the rest of MI, to awaken to the grand and glorious SELF that is immanent and transcendant in each vessel on earth, be it human, beast, insect, plant, vegetable. the "wholly spirit" is delicious, she is edible, she is touchable, she is humourous, she is dancing and singing praises to her "self". she is the most unselfish experience imaginable. once humanity has lost the last remants of ego/ignorance, and come to its realization of TRUTH, (THERE'S ONLY MI), life will be truly lived in the manner it was manifested for. so here it is, REVELATION : SAVE THE PART OF "SELF" THAT BELONGS SOLELY (soully) TO THE PART OF THE WHOLE THAT YOU REPRESENT. THIS GRAND PERFORMANCE WITH IT'S MANY CHARACTERS REPRESENT WHAT THE WORD "OMNIPOTENT" MEANS. IT MEANS T
Rapture
A Day In The Life Of Me
I GET TO GO HOME TOMOROW... its just for a week but itll be nice... and im going to get DRUNK on St. Pattys day... itll be kick ass yeah nothing haponed.. I prity much just sat around... OH but I did find out that I dident have to come in to work for another 3 hrs this morning that made me happy
If You Can't Say Something Nice.....
Ok, so how many of you have been surfing Cherry and all of a sudden......."someone rated your photo a 1!" pops up in your alerts? What's worse, is you don't really have a way to find out who did it. I am of the mind of the " If you cant's say something nice, don't say anything at all" philosophy. I mean, if you don't know the person and you aren't going to be nice enough to rate something a 10, don't even bother to rate it at all. It's just downright mean and rude to do otherwise. Ok....all done ranting about incosiderate ass-monkeys now......ahhhhh, I feel much better.
Broken Hearted
I don't even know where to start with this... 04.20.2007 - He broke my heart I have never hurt so bad in my life... I didn't know a human being was capable of feeling such pain, you know, I thought I had been though it all. I thought I had hit rock bottom before. I thought the whole break up with Corey was bad, this is so much worse. I feel so empty. I just feel like giving up... what's the point you know... I fail at everything. And, no, this isn't some pitty trip, I don't want people feeling sorry for me... I just don't think he realizes what he's just done. And he doesn't fucking care. How can someone be so heartless? Did I not mean a single fucking thing to him this whole goddamn time? I should make him fucking watch the blood pour from my veins.
Stay Or Leave
The sun comes up The world's day starts Except for me And my broken heart I had it all And walked it well With my back turned Everything fell Life's burned me In so many ways My soul lost in An internal maze I've found my voice And freed my heart But the damage is done With no place to start The love we had So pure and true Is drying up What can I do? Fight with passion Is all I know Will you stay? … or will you go?
Im Sad...
I lied, for one Im not going to bed, and two I really miss my baby. Naresh, I know your gonna read this.... I MISS YOU!!! TALK TO ME!!! Anyways, this island Princess is out...again. Ok so yea, I just moved to good old Waterville Maine. And I left everyone that I ever loved back home. And to be truthfully honest with all of you...Im terribly homesick. To all my friends back home that have CT I miss you guys, and Ill probably see you all tomorrow, but the truth of the matter is, I still have to come back here and until I get a car, I cant come down as much as I want too. Sooooo I was thinking, you guys should come up here. Anyways, my head really hurts, (YES I have been DRINKING...BEER) so I think Im going to go to bed. I love and Miss you all! And I cant wait until tomorrow! Until next time bloggers, Island Princess is out.
Jaded
Girl Anachronism Artist: Dresdon Dolls Album: Dresdon Dolls Year: 2004 Submitted by: sophie you can tell from the scars on my arms and cracks in my hips and the dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that i'm not the carefullest of girls you can tell from the glass on the floor and the strings that're breaking and i keep on breaking more and it looks like i am shaking but it's just the temperature and then again if it were any colder i could disengage if i were any older i would act my age but i dont think that youd believe me it's not the way i'm meant to be it's just the way the operation made me and you can tell from the state of my room that they let me out too soon and the pills that i ate came a couple years too late and ive got some issues to work through there i go again pretending to be you make-believing that i have a soul beneath the surface trying to convince you it was accidentally on purp
Stuff Mom Send E-mail
Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.. 2) Drink a cup of coffee 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change: $20.00 Coffee: $1.00 Total: $21.00 Oil Change instructions for Men : 1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00. 2) Stop by 7/11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20, drive home. 3) Open a beer and drink it. 4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. 5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. 6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it. 7) Place drain pan under engine. 8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench. 9) Give up and use crescent wrench. 10) Unscrew drain plug. 11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss.. 12) Cr
My Daddy
i won't call home today...i won't hear my Daddy's voice...i won't tell him i love him, i won't go take him to breakfast...what i will do is reach into my heart, and pull the memories of him out..there are no words..a Daddy lost...its only been 6 weeks, feels like eternity..hurts like it was yesterday...
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1.) Blow Job How to play: Need shot glasses and a couple pairs of guys and girls The guys sit down and put one shot (beer or hard liquor) between their legs and the girls race to pick up the shot glass with their mouth and drink the shot. 2.) Flip, Sip, or Strip How to play: This drinking game is easy to figure out, exciteing, and will probably end fast. But, you will definitely have fun before it ends!!! Best with 3 or more people. Start by having any player flip a coin and call heads or tails, while it is in the air. If player guesses right, player passes the coin to the right. If player guesses wrong, player passes the coin to the left and either takes one article of clothing off, or drinks a shot. Great Rule: You cannot do the same thing (sip or strip) more than twice in a row. 3.) Suck and Blow How to play: Doesn't matter how many players as long as there is a circle with the order guy, girl, guy, girl, etc. You'll see why in
Idk
that's right i'm pregnant again!!!! I JUST WANTED TO WRITE SOMETHING,BUT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE!! SO SOMETHING!! HAHAHAHA!! FUNNY, HUH?? NO NOT REALLY.... ANYWAYS, SO HOW IS EVERYBODY DOING?, THAT IS WHOEVER IS READING THIS,, IF THERE IS ANYBODY.. NICE, HUH?? SO HOPE YOU LIKED IT.!?@$&#%^*
Comment Bombing Contests
I know we all like to win things that we enter competitions as such and here on our loved Formerly Lostcherry Cherrytap now FUBAR we have comment bombing a interesting way of the host accumulating a massive increase of hits to ones page ,,,of course it is expected that they WILL deliver on their promise of the prizes offered ,,,,,,But the thing that annoys me the most I must say and yes those that are bombers and read this if ya take offense and get ya beak (nose) out of align well so be it ,someone has to point things out and hey so what if i am a little voice down under! I am still going to tell ya my thoughts on the way comments are shown Definition ,,,A comment is generally a verbal or written remark NOT this dflmlkmfelkm CRAP or rrrrrrrrrr or whatever takes ya fancy while lamely just merely adding to a tally of times submit was entered It’s little wonder why Baby J and Scrapper are doing the darnest to enable the Bouncer to appear to annoy so many They k
Kensa Sayin Hi To All :)
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Bout Me
yeah there's a an ass called "bad voo doo" talkin shit bout me...told u once i luv the fACT THAT LONELY STUID ASS PEOPLE TAKE THE TIME OUT THERE SORRY ASS LIFE 2 THINK OF ME..LOL!!! I fuckin rock & yeah say what u want, yeah u got me blocked like a lil scared bitch that can't take the heat so so yeah...stay out the kitchen punk ass... Later's all.... ninafuckinrocks YES....... IM BACK IN SERVEICE!.. FINALLY MY NEW CELL CAM IN SO IM BACK IN SERVICES GUYS..LOL..U GOT MY # FEEL FREE 2 CALL ME IM BACK ON!! Whats up computer land? Just letting all my computer buddied know I'm feeling better & i'm back 2 my happy self. Thanks 4 all my friends that helped me out when i was down & it meant alot 2 me. thanks 4 all the advice & kindness u showed. If i could... i'd smoke with all of u..lol. Thanks again guys now lets get really happy....FIRE IT UP!!! Laters all!! Ninafuckingrocks
Life Sux
i would like to know why , hey i love yall but yall are all shakking or in fu bar relationships or watfucking watever. fuck that. tease another.. disregard my invietes. im stupid. its terrible about chris b huh? we was a great wrestler. and woman? fuck!!
Tattoo
How old are you? 29 Male or female? male Where are you from? Virginia Why did you get a tattoo? For me. Because I love tattos Does it symbolise anything? yes If so, what? Every thing that I need to be a good at my job, father, and husband Did you know about the diseases you can catch when you got a tat, like hep yes Does a tattoo make you feel stronger? no More attractive? no More intelligent? no Who or what influenced you to get a tattoo? My wife she know I have wonted it for seven years. Are you the oldest child in the family? If not, then which one? No, I‘m the youngest What are the positive things of getting a tattoo? It shows your statements to your life to people. And the negative? Not to me What group of people do you usually associate tattooing with? eg rock stars. Any one could have one. What are your thoughts on tattoos? Love them How many tattoos do you have? Just one right now Have you ever gotten tattooed while
Astronomical Event_too Cool!
*Two moons on 27 August* 27th August the Whole World is waiting for......... Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultivate on August. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth. Be sure to watch the sky on August. 27 12:30 am It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Share this with your friends as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again.
My Crushes
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Contest
TO ALL MY FRIENDS, FANS AND FAMILY. SHELL IS IN A CONTEST AND NEEDS 20,000 COMMENTS TO WIN. SHE'S HALF WAY THERE NOW. ALL HELP IS GREATLY APPRECIATED! EVERYONE WHO KNOWS ME OR HER KNOWS WE WOULD DO THE SAME FOR YOU, ALL YA GOTTA DO IS ASK.
Thank You Everyone
I would like to thank everyone for all their help in leveling me up I sencerely thank everyone by saying you are all a ten, ten times ten to me so if you ever need any help plz when i am on line feel free to holla I AM JUST ABOUT 12,500 AND WOULD REALLY APPRECAITE ALL THE HELP I CAN GET SO IF ANYONE IS AVAILABLE ALL HELP WILL BE APPRECAITED
Last Couple Of Days
Then its done..woo hoo..click her pic though and comment...LOL
Fort Miner - Where`d You Go? Lyrics
Where`d you go? I miss you so Seems like its been forever that you`ve been gone She said somedays I feel like shit Somedays I wanna quit and just be normal for a bit I don`t understand why you always have to be gone I get along but your trips always feel so long And I find myself trying to stay by the phone Because your voice always helps me to not to feel so alone But I feel like an idiot, working my day around a call And when I pick up I don`t have much to say, so I want you to know its a little fucked up that I`m stuck here waiting, at times debating Telling you that I`ve had it with you and your career Me and the rest of the family here singing Where`d you go? I miss you so Seems like its been forever that you`ve been gone Where`d you go? I miss you so Seems like its been forever that you`ve been gone Please Come back home You know, the place you used to live Used to barbeque with burgers and ribs Used to have a little party every halloween with ca
I Am Soooo Excited
I am so excited! I purchased my long dream today. It is a 1997 Harley Sportster. I am having some things changed on it right know, that is so I can reach the ground. But, Oh am soooo Happy this eve.
Birthday
thanks to all who sent me bday comments and mail so far its enjoying licks and nibbles wolfy
Halloween
Halloween Lingo... Bobbing Apples: What happens when you jog without a bra. Boogieman: The guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose. Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat. Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer. Full Moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge. Goblin: How you eat the snickers bars you got for Halloween. Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see "Mr. Hyde." Jack O' Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin. Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week. Mummy: The person who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee. Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking. Skeleton: Any supermodel. Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with. Witch: See "Mother-in-Law. " Zombie: What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee
Brain Eaten By Fire Ants
So we went to the movie tonight. And now, here is what is left in my head. (Not that most of these people will ever read it.) Dear Heather- I went to see the "Sex and the City" movie tonight. I went without you. That seems strange to say. It seems strange that our long and profound friendship ended one day because of an uncharged cell-phone. I hope you liked the movie. I wonder if it made you miss me. Or Kelly. Or Bill- assuming you didn't marry him yet. Not that he's right for you, but it just seemed like something that might happen. He's your BIG. Though you'd be better with Aidan. And, if I were to venture a guess, you'd be with Alekzandar. Hope you saw the movie, and liked it. Good-bye again. -Jamie Dear Renee- I'm going to miss you when you move to Canada. You are the Samantha. And I am only a Samantha when I'm with you. I miss you already. It sounds stupid, since I barely get to see you. And I know it's for the best, and that there isn't another choice. But not
Looking To Add To The Family
Well I guess some one is a little PISSY today. I thought I was a GOOD bomber but guess not i just wasted my time today learning how to power bomb on Dees laptop. Since I do believe I told Peggy Sue and little doggy Karl this that my pc is fried need new mother board and only have 1 now. So because I had a bad week last week and pc probs this week. I got booted. Sorry to all but this is my BITCH session My step dad had a heart attach Thursday Had appts. Wednesday as being Halloween with kids. Friday at hospital with my mom making sure all is in order Weekend with birthday And Sunday with whole family for dinner and dealing with sick person, finding out Sunday my pc died. Monday helping out my mom again. then my appts, Tues day plus not sure on how to use Dees laptop with the wireless and all but know I do. But I guess some people dont take if you have a life on here or not. You cant fricken dedicate your life 24/7 to this. But I do and so dont the ppl reading this. Im done for now
Games People Play
Where do we go from here now that all other children are growin up And how do we spend our lives if theres noone to lend us a hand I dont wanna live here no more, I dont wanna stay Aint gonna spend the rest of my life, quietly fading away Games people play, you take it or you leave it Things that they say, honor brite If I promise you the moon and the stars, would you believe it Games people play in the middle of the night Where do we go from here now that all of the children have grown up And how do we spend our lives knowin nobody gives us a damn I dont wanna live here no more, I dont wanna stay Aint gonna spend the rest of my life, quietly fading away Games people play, you take it or you leave it Things that they say, just dont make it right If Im telling you the truth right now, do you believe it Games people play in the middle of the night Games people play, you take it or you leave it Things that they say, honor brite If I promise you the moon and t
I Need Just A Rate
All i need is a rate no comments plzzz i am the only on aloud to comment bomb it you know the favor will be returned thankyou DJPhilburg360 Come people all i need is one rate for the contest i am in so please click the pic and and rate it for me Thank You, DJPhilburg360
Fk It
THE NIGHT WAS ROLLLEN TO BE A WONDERFUL SIGHT THE STARS ALLL OUT. THE KIDS ARE ALLL SMILES.. UNTIL A GRUNCH CAME ALONG CALLLED THERE FATHER......(lol) TO ACT LIKE AN ASSSS TO SEEE SUCH A SIGHT...WHEN THE KIDS TURNED AROUND GAVE HIM THE RIGHT ATTUTUDE THAT GAVE HIM A FRIGHT.... THE SMILES ON THERE FACES JOY IN THE EYES WHEN THERE FATHER JUST TURNED AROUND ...WHEN THEY WAVED TO SAY GOOOD BYE......MERRY CHRISTMAS ALLL YR AROUND....
Nuts
A hair-lip man goes into a nut shop, and the first thing he notices is that the guy behind the counter has the largest nose he has ever seen. The hair-lip guy quickly turns his attention to the merchandise and asks, "Ess-tues me, sir?" "Yes?" replies the clerk. "Tould you tale me how mutsh your pisstasheos arr?" "Pistachio's? They're six dollars a pound." "SSit!" The hair-lip guy goes back to browsing and then asks, "Welp, how mutsh arr your aahhmons?" "Almonds? They're seven fifty a pound." "SSIT! tas' pensive," replies the hair-lip man. "Welp, how bout your pikanns?" "Pecans? They're on sale today, they're only four fifty a pound." "Welp, Ssit. Just div me a pound of dose dhen." "All right then," says the clerk as he begins bagging up a pound of pecans. Then the hair-lip guy says to the clerk, "Tirr, I just wanna tay tank you for not making fun of de way I talk, tauz I tan't hep it." The clerk replies with a smile. "Oh sir, you don't ha