Pleasure T FuRL Wife to Man of Mystery's blog: "Cowboy Logic"

The Sierra Club and the US Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predator, the tree-huggers had a "more humane" solution. What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, that the males be castrated and let loose again, and the population would eventually be controlled. This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Wyoming Wool and Sheep Grower's Association by the Sierra Club and the USFS. All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes. Finally, an old boy in the in the back stood up, tipped his hat back and said, "Son, I don't think you understand the problem. Those coyotes ain't f*ckin' our sheep - they're eatin' 'em."

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You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. **************************************** You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. **************************************** You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. **************************************** You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. **************************************** You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. **************************************** You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. **************************************** You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. **************************************** You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow. **************************************** You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong. He doesn't get to eat today. **************************************** Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean. **************************************** You go to the mall and get your hair redone. He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today. **************************************** You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over. He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months **************************************** You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight. He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home. **************************************** You hug and kiss your girlfriend, like you do everyday. He holds his letter close and smells his love's perfume. **************************************** You roll your eyes as a baby cries. He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they'll ever meet **************************************** You criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything. He sees the innocent tortured and killed by their own people and remembers why he is fighting. **************************************** You hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him. He hears the gunfire, bombs and screams of the wounded. **************************************** You see only what the media wants you to see. He sees the broken bodies lying around him. **************************************** You are asked to go to the store by your parents. You don't. He does exactly what he is told. **************************************** You stay at home and watch TV. He takes whatever time he is given to call, write home, sleep, and eat. **************************************** You crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable. He tries to sleep but gets woken by mortars and helicopters all night long. **************************************** You sit there and judge him, saying the world is probably a worse place because of men like him. If only there were more men like him. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------- If you support your troops, repost this with a HOOOAH If you don't support your troops well, then don't SEND. It's not like you know the men and women that are dying to preserve your right...