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Sex Story..the Tao Of Steve Chapters One And TwoWell there’s something I’ve always toyed with. Good thing I had a willing partner whom liked some of the same: a little bondage, a little erotic asphyxiation, more than a little anal. All great stuff to experience with Dr. Steve. Now, being in the medical field has its perks. One of them is having access to experimental drugs and cutting edge research, the other is having access to all sorts of interesting tools and places to have a great sexual encounter.
The story begins when I was doing some lab testing on oxygen deprivation and sexual arousal. My partner, Dr. Lisa as we liked to call her was involved in the testing, and asked me to help her figure out a few research problems she was having with her data. Let me describe Dr. Lisa to you.
She’s about 5’4” tall. She has long curly blond hair that she constantly has to flip over her head to keep it out of the way. It’s such a sexy little quirk. She wears these glasses most days that just make her eyes stand out. Speaking of her
PoemsI love the way you look at me,
Your eyes so bright and blue.
I love the way you kiss me,
Your lips so soft and smooth.
I love the way you make me so happy,
And the ways you show you care.
I love the way you say, "I Love You,"
And the way you're always there.
I love the way you touch me,
Always sending chills down my spine.
I love that you are with me,
And glad that you are mine. Copyrighted By Brandon O'Donnell
If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.
Copyrighted By Brandon O'Donnell
I saw the countless Christmas trees
Around the world below
With tiny lights like heaven's stars
Reflecting on the snow.
The sight is so spectacular
Please wipe away the tear
For I am spending Christmas with
Jesus
Stuff That Comes To MeThe darkess inside grows again,
Short lived peace and comfort,
I do my best, but its still not enough,
As the path norrows and the light dims,
Im alone inside once more,
A nameless face without feeling,
Hunted by those from my past,
Will they get me this time?
I live in a world without love,
Only hate consumes my body and soul,
Slipping out in every word i say,
And now the time has come to make my choice,
Leave them all behide and go,
Or stay and fight for the impossible,
Only time will tell, for now,
So many things on my mind,
From hate to death, im plagued by it,
This is not the life i chose,
But its is the life i lead,
The darkness tell me worse things are to come,
The eternal finish of death,
As the glow of life fades from my body,
And slips into the eternity of fire or love,
What awiats me on the other side,
Fire or love,
I think i already know.
now you know most of the time i would just write my feelin
This Is Bull!This is the biggest bunch of bullshit I have ever seen and read. I guess men that look at small breasted women like me will die sooner.
My First OneWell this is my first blog pretty much ever and I hope no one spends too much time reading it cause I warn you I have nothing interesting to say. I really just wanted to try and post a blog and see how it worked.
I promise i will have some more witty comments to includeon future installments.
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Who I Respect.I respect my family, people who help others, soldiers, firefighters, EMS, cops, friends of mine and AC/DC and thats about it. I get tired of people I don't even know telling me I should respect them. Women like "KinkStar Sin ** Rate/Fan/READ PROFILE." who go on here and show strangers pics of herself getting plowed and shoving a dildo in herself, in my eyes don't deserve my respect. No matter how much she asks for it. So if I have no clue who you are and you want my respect, don't bother!!!
Cauldron ChantSee the cauldron froth and bubble.
Brewing love, or boiling trouble
Over the flames and smoke of fire
Witches send, chant and conspire.
Mixing, in strange herbal Iore,
To set to rights, or even a score.
The knowledge of witch, wyse wyfe and hag
Could heal, or bless, or cause to gag.
Herbes of mystery from long lost tomes.
Oil which bubbles, seethes and sefoams.
Weaving a scented and spooky spell
To enliven the senses of love to quell,
Gurgles and cackles and laughs of glee
Summon the powers that there be.
Only a witch and the planetary Gods
Can bless with might, or set all at odds.
bubble, cauldron, froth and foam.
Bring a wandering lover home.
Work the magic of my witchy brew
Chanted over this murky Stew.
Ah Well Once AginHERE I GO AGAIN
No I don't know where I'm going
But I sure know where I've been
Hanging on the promises in songs of yesterday
And I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time
Though I keep searching for an answer
I never seem to find what I'm looking for
Oh Lord I pray you give me strength to carry on
'Cause I know what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams
And here I go again on my own
Going down the only road I've ever known
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
But I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time
Just another heart in need of rescue
Waiting on love's sweet charity
And I'm gonna hold on for the rest of my days
'Cause I know what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams
And here I go again on my own
Going down the only road I've ever known
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
And I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time
But here I go again
Here I go again
He
Climing To The Topjune 21st 2004 two ten pm don't know how i got out the door
17 years old, life scattered and shattered
didn't even see it coming, death hit like nothing mattered
put in an ambulance, my clothes cut off
if i had been sittin' up i'd had my nose cut off
i only reached to the floor cuz i was hungry
i heard nothing but crash, then my memory went black
with no sound
i regained my memory outside the car sittin' on the ground
i had blood on my face, gettin' put in a neck brace
didn't hurt at all until they had me lean back on a back board
i thought i snapped my spinal chord
i could move my toes, i asked why they gotta cut off my clothes
they said in case i have compound fractured bones
a $600 ambulance ride to regional and they couldn't tell me
where he'd gone, he got a separate ride.
in the e.r. a detective came to talk to me
asking the same shit over just worded differently
they put me in a m.r.i. checked for internal damage
i said that drink was delicious but i think i'll
Rate Menew stash items to be rated please stop by and show sum luv
Moving....Well, my move has been postponed for a week because the apartment will not be completed on time. No big deal, I was running behind on my packing anyway. And now I don't have to rearrange everyones' schedules to move me. so, it's all good. I still hate moving, though... So, once again, I must pack up all my shit, load it in trucks and move 10 miles up the road. I'm thrilled that I will be in a bigger, much nicer place. It is just the whole angonizing process of moving that gets me. The move is 2 weeks away and I am just starting to put shit in boxes tonight. Between work, my kids, my bf, and life in general I will be hard pressed to be done in time. And, of course, I am easily sidetracked by things I would rather be doing. I know, quit whining and get it done. Easier said than done. I just can't wait for it to be over.
Happy Sweetest DayNAUGHTY APPLiCATiON"
***Best one will get a reply***
1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite position (s)?
4. Do you think I'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Do you give Oral pleasures?
14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures?
15. Have sex on the first date?
16. Would you kiss me during sex?
17. Do you think I would be good in bed?
18. Threesome?
20. How many times would you like to cum?
21. Would you use me as a booty call?
21. Can I use you as a booty call?
22. Do you like foreplay?
23. What is foreplay to you?
24. Can we take pictures of the act?
25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Feel free to email Your answers to me
My Rant SpaceJust want to wish all my friends and family on here a very Merry Christmas. I have to work today because some companies are just too stupid to realize the rest of the civilized world is taking a break. Thank you all for adding me and i ask please be patient. I will return all the love as soon as possible but being on here not as much as I would like is going to make it slow work. I appreciate your understanding and look forward to meeting y'all and getting to know you better...and barb you rock :D
I'm A Dj !!!!! WhoootAlright all yours truly has become a DJ at the ACE cafe. My first show is Thursday 2-4am EST. I'm so nervous I got butterflies in my stomach. I have some big shoes to fill and some rocking DJs to look up to. I hope can can the place like they have been able to do. So if you can please come join me in the lounge and maybe stop by and hear my show and hope I don't screw it up.
Anyways stop by and show some love and catch some great tunes.
Poems I WroteITs been two years since you left me....
not because you wanted to
but for the reason that wasnt your choice
knowing your not here has been hard
Its been two years since you left me....
not seeing you is the worst
having my nephew there to make it better
hes the one that keeps you alive
Its been two years since you letf me...
missing my best friend
wishing you were here to push the swarros away
remembering the times we spent together
Its been two years since you left me...
hopeing i make you happy with my choices
knowing your always there makes it easier
lookinh up into the sky and wishing to see you once more
ITs been two years since you left me...
trying not to cry everytime i think of you
remembering how you left
always thinking of you here and not in heaven
its been two years since you left me...
missing my big sister
wanting you to come back
knowing your always looking down at me
ITs been two years since you left me.....
loving you ill always
Photoshop?See my primary photo? How it is 5 different pictures and it cycles through them and stops longer for a few seconds on the pic that says Normal People worry me...Someone made that for me. I don't know how to do that or even have a prgram to do it with. I would like another one made. Does anybody on my friends lost know how to do those kinds of pics? I would appreciate if someone could help me. I have different pics to use for it.
Broken HeartLove is a intimate dance, the feeling of warmth when he touches your hand. Smell of the rememberance, sweet taste across the lips. A stranger at a distance, a lover in the soul. Sending a beautiful lady a drink, telling a man not to be so farward. How to be a true friend, knowing when it's time to let go. Tears have fallen, anger gone threw its coarse, Sitting in wonder how it ended like this. Moved by his charm, attracted to his look. Desire of wanting more, memeries made for safe keeping. Tides crashing down, damaging winds stirring. Electricity causing blindness, earths shaking trimbles. We have different ways of showing our feelings, time runs out as we cant go back in time. What are we really here on earth for, is there a true purpose why we live the way we do. For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian
woman. One
night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to
ruin
his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money
if sh
Looking To Add To The FamilyWell I guess some one is a little PISSY today. I thought I was a GOOD bomber but guess not i just wasted my time today learning how to power bomb on Dees laptop. Since I do believe I told Peggy Sue and little doggy Karl this that my pc is fried need new mother board and only have 1 now.
So because I had a bad week last week and pc probs this week. I got booted. Sorry to all but this is my BITCH session My step dad had a heart attach Thursday Had appts. Wednesday as being Halloween with kids. Friday at hospital with my mom making sure all is in order Weekend with birthday And Sunday with whole family for dinner and dealing with sick person, finding out Sunday my pc died. Monday helping out my mom again. then my appts, Tues day plus not sure on how to use Dees laptop with the wireless and all but know I do. But I guess some people dont take if you have a life on here or not. You cant fricken dedicate your life 24/7 to this. But I do and so dont the ppl reading this. Im done for now
Anger ManagementGive and Take
by Nikki
Name without a face, face with no name
You shove me 'round, drag me down
Feeling no shame
I’m a pawn to you, I’m onto you
See through the lies
I wish you'd see just what you put me through
See through my eyes
Disregard, disrespect
you used me till there's nothing left
I give, you take, what the hell do you want from me?
Took everything, left nothingness
Wrecked it all, made emptiness
Sucked the life right out of me
Can't give you any more
There's nothing left of me
Can't take it any more
Wish you'd just fucking leave
This give and take is breaking me!
You first, me last
that's how it's always been
Put you in the past
and won't let you in again
I was there for you, but where were you
when I needed you most
Cried for you, my heart died for you
my soul decomposed
Can't believe I listened to your lies, never realized
how much you enjoyed hurting me
Seeme
Fed Up!!I am angry because they wont leave us alone
I am angry because you wont tell them too.
I am angry because they think they can have you
I am angry because you wont tell them they can't.
I am angry because they get more of your attention.
I am angry because you give it to them.
I am angry because they don't care we are together
I am angry because you don't seem to either.
I am angry because they will never love you like I do
I am angry because you don't know just how much I do love you.
Ccaras1 Get Er Donegettin it lappers cappers and chappers makes the night complete! CARAS@ fubar gettin it lappers cappers and chappers oh yeah!
Purgatoryclose your mind forget your hate
drink until your numb
falling down on your face
smoke until your dumb
lipstick collar for a dollar
get a helping hand
go home and wash for face
ruler of the land
slithering like a snake
stepping on its tail
a man wants everything
takes him straight to hell
hurry up and wash your face
glitter and a smell
in a chair assume your place
it's your prison cell
make your bed and sleep in it
lay awake all night
watching life pass you buy
until Friday night
slithering like a snake
bringing it on home
a man ruins everything
he is in his hell I think lately
I've been feeling ok
I often stay awake til dawn and sing the night away
I think i seen ya
just the other day
and I was wondering if you still feel that way
I think about all those nights
when you'd watch me play
then wed make love 'til the light of day
ill bet you didn't even know that I moved again
I picked up my guitar and took that train
you know the one that always
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George CarlinThe paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.
We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.
We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger thin
The Words Of A Beautiful Disaster...Just to have someone to hold onto...
Just to have someone to come home to...
*sigh*
Saw the mignight 3D showing of Beowolf tonight, just got back 30 minutes ago actually...the drive was a bi depressing due to the background music. That time of the year is right around the corner, oh joy, thank goodness for egg nog. www.myspace.com/forsakenlv
That's where I've really established myself...that & I'm new to here, so I'm just learning the ropes :-) Day by day I miss you more, and I don't know why. you're a two faced liar, and have the balls to tell Me to My face that you are not here for games. Again another bold faced LIE.
I'm going to beat you black and blue for this.
I HATE LIARS.
I can smell it on you, it disgusts Me.
I know your kind, I know that look.
One part devine, two parts crook.
It was My decision to begin to give you parts of Me that should have stayed locked away. It was My mistake to feel things for you that I swore to never feel again...I'll violate
My Favorite QuotesMen always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. -- Oscar Wilde your body holds love elegantly
gazing into your filled eyes
your body and my body combinign together
naturally
pleasure going on unceaselessly
into each other undeniable unconditional love
flowing between us deep
love hard to undo our love mutual between me and you
deep intimacy
caressing each other fully knowing everything
about each other entirely
your body glistening love tangled our limbs
you and me
our hearts beat as one just you and me
my body you watch intently as we make love
endlessly
vulnerablitliy love done honestly
your body closing the gap between you and me
our bodies hard to divide you and me
wanting this and to never cease
always your eyes along with me
tangled in your hair wrapped around your body
tight as can be
your body curved along with me
deep intimacy
unconditional love silence we make love
our love is true
nothing to really seperate me
Truth Bout Men/womenWe don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait
till the morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in.
let us pay for you!
dont "feel bad"
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say "thank you."
K
The HolidaysJust a quick thought for you to ponder...
Why is Thanksgiving the forgotten holiday? I see Christmas lights up already and it about makes me sick. My birthday is around Thanksgiving, so it has a special place in my heart. Ticks me off, that we have to worry about the commercialization of Christmas, instead of spending time with our families and loved ones.
So to everyone of my lovely friends...HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
And fuck Christmas. *Grins*
A KissStirring in each others eyes we move our faces closer together.
Our lips touch with eagerness and anticipation.
My hands in your hair
Yours on my face
I seductively suck and lick your bottom lip.
I feel you tense against my body
Your tongue penetrates my mouth and I feel the wetness against mine.
We dance with our tongues
Moving them in and out and around each others mouths.
Exploring
Knowing each other moves
Our bodies pressed together
I feel our hearts beat
We moan in each others mouths
as our movements begin to quicken
You pull away and we began to catch our breaths
We stair at on another with our eyes glazed over
I lean in again
I place my lips on yours
and then
We start again.
Rain on me your sweet chocolate kisses.You melt on my lips and I begin to taste you with my tongue
MMM you taste so sweet as you swirl around in my mouth and smoothly slide down my throatYour sweet chocolate kisses I am so addicted toand you are just right for my sweet toothRain on
SoldiersIf the Red shirt thing is new to you, read below...
Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together
After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home.
No, he responded.
Heading out I asked?
No. I'm escorting a soldier home.
Going to pick him up?
No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq, I'm taking him home to his family.
The realization of what he had been asked to do hit
Black PantiesKaren lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out
of her mourning stage.
Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into
the world. Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom! I have someone for you to meet."
Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating
for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills.
Their first night there, she undresses as he does.
There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties; he in his
birthday suit. Looking at her he asks:
"Why the black panties?"
She replies: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore,
but down there I am still in mourning."
He knows he's not getting lucky that night.
The following night the same scenario. She's standing there with the
black panties on, and he is in his birthday suit, except that he is
wearing a black condom.
Sh
Erotic StoriesEvery now and then Greta would bend Andres over and take him as a man takes a woman. At first he was afraid it would become the focal act of their sex life but she chose it only when the need took her. It reinforced her role in the relationship and she noticed him becoming more timid. Not just in the bedroom, but whenever they were together. Since taking him she had symbolically become the head of the relationship, it was only natural that he acted that way.
She saw him more as the female in the relationship. There was no denying that he was male, he still prided himself on it and as a lover he was insistent but she had opened up a more delicate side to him that was showing more and more. When they made love he was more vocal and yielding. Each of his orgasms was deeper, bringing a cry that was unfamiliar coming from his strong, well shaped lips. His butt was tight and compact and often she would imagine it spread open for her dildo as he drove into her.
That was the only image
Straight Pisses Me OffYou know what just pisses me off. When they make you do something you dont want to do. I did not want to create a salute photo I just wanted to beable to view, rate, and comment on peoples pictures and profiles and level up. But no I go for about 3+ weeks rating and having a good ol time when all of a sudden it dawns on me "I need a salute photo sto level up." Well I throw one out there hoping that all the work Ive done in the last 3+ weeks hasnt gone to waist and guess what.......IT HAS. Now I have to start all over. That just straight pisses me off
Boyfriend Application1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Fave Color:
4. Birthday:
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Are we friends?
2. Do you have a crush on me?
3. Would you kiss me?
4. Would you enjoy it?
5. Would you ever ask me out?
6. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
7. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
8. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
9.Would you walk on the beach with me?
10. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
11. Do you/have you talked about me?
12. Do you think I'm a good person?
13. Would u take a nap with me?
14.WOULD U LOVE ME?
15.Do you think I'm cute?
16. If you could change something about me would you?
17.Would you dance with me?
18.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
What Do You Think Of My?
1.Personality:
2.Eyes:
3.Face:
4.Hair:
W0ULD Y0U...
[] go out with me?
[] give me your number?
[] kiss me?
[] let me kiss you?
[] watch a movie with me?
[] take me out to dinner?
[] d
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RomanticI know way too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... because it's our fault, guys I mean. We make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, big boobs, round booty, long legs, sexy lips, and on top of all that, they have to dress like a whore, and be one as well... nobody can measure up to that... and its not fair... because nobody should have to. The little imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting. So guys, stop making girls have to live up to your, I'm sorry, our... deluded fantasy visions of perfection. Stop acting like boys and start being men... realize that women don't exist to fufill our sexual desires. Stop talking to them solely to get with them, be nice to them because you want to be their friend, not because you want to hook up with them. Say nice things about them not to flatter them in hopes that you'll get so
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Dark DesiresMichele entered the room with Becca and saw a lovely sight before her; a young woman knelt on the floor next to a high back chair. The young woman wore what appeared to be a collar around her throat, and had her eyes gazing down toward the floor. Michele did not see the owner of the other voice she had heard in the dimly light room. Becca stood next to her and let her eyes adjust to the dim light in the room.
“There you are Lord Blaze; I knew that I had heard Your voice a few moments ago. Michele, this is Lord Blaze and the lovely creature kneeling by the fireplace is diamond, Lord Blaze’s beautiful wife, and slave.”
“Becca, my old friend it is good of you to have invited us to the party for Dan and his lovely little wife Sue. I do hope they like the gift we bought them.”
“I am sure that they will love what ever You thought to get them. Lord Blaze this is my dear friend Michele. I have invited her to join us for the party, since it is only a small gathering.”
“It
Peeing Myself LaughingHere is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-
1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = b atty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = g
Sarah's EroticaShe got on her knees that morning. Her chest against the bed facing the window that overlooks her perfectly manicured lawn. Her husband groaned in the bed. Not a sensual groan but the type of groan only a man makes when he is somewhere between sleep and consciousness. Sarah looked at him and couldn’t help but realize that she felt nothing. It was 5:00 in the morning on Saturday and she had to go into the office again. She sighed as she got off her knees and slipped into her clothes. Picking up the bra from her nightstand she held it in front of her. It was one of the plain white bra’s she always wears. She looked down and after seeing her panties she smiled; well at least she matched today. It has been so long since she had worn anything else. Well no time for thoughts like that. Sarah pulled her top over her head and stepped into the dark pants waiting for her at the bottom of the bed. After slipping on her shoes she took the stairs two at a time and walked out the door.
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Jedi Mind TricksJedi Mind Tricks
Hunden Is in the back yard, tearing apart an old couch. Taking the cloth and foam off of the frame and up walks this environmental code officer.
“Hey! It’s illegal to burn that couch.”
Hunden looks at the fire pit, looks at the couch, looks at the officer and says, “Listen I don’t feel like using Jedi Mind Tricks on you.”
“Huh?”
Hunden looks at the guy, “Why should you not burn a couch?”
“Well the fabric and foam,” Hunden rips off a large piece of fabric and tosses it in the open trash can next to him, “cause toxic gasses when they are burned.”
Hunden rips off a piece of cardboard from the under structure of the arm of the couch. “But it’s alright to burn cardboard, right?”
“Well in small quantities yes.”
Hunden holds up the strip of cardboard, “This is a small quantity isn’t it?”
“Yes.”
Hunden looks the man dead in the eyes and says, “These are not the droids you are looking for.”
“Huh?”
Hunden walks to the fire and tosses in the cardboard
Friends In Needi have a collection of screenshots for blasts,happy hours,tickers and people scrolling across the top of screen. i havn't been able to post any for a while because i didn't have the room due to limitations of my photo gallery size. sherrylicious was kind enough to give me a vip. not sure why,but she did and i appreciate it. i'm taking advantage of it and uploading these while i have a chance. you're more than welcome to rip them and is reason i put them up. i don't expect people to rate them and such,but if you rip any please comment and rate even if it's just a smiley face :D look through them because you might find one of your friends in there. if you see any full screen shots or scrolling ones there might be someone you know as well in there even though it might be labeled for someone else. i know some people don't care about these,but i know some do so here they are. i had more,but got lost in a hard drive failure,but will add them if i can recover any. i will periodically add more
Child AbuseMy name is Chris
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else i'm locked up
All day long.
When i'm awake i'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe i'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Chariles bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
Hes already locked it
And i start to bawl,
Mindless RamblingsThose who know me know that I have a a certain fascination with the 80s. It's analogous to a car wreck - there you are driving down the road, then "BOOM!!!", a car wreck and you just have to watch. Well, there I was traveling down the road of life, then "BOOM!!!", the 80s. I just had to watch. This is my tribute, so to speak, to that car wreck known as the 1980s.
- Remember when the U.S. Hockey Team beat the Soviet Union in the Olympics? Yeah, that was awesome. I don't remember too much of that. I was only 2.
- DOWN WITH REAGAN!!! VOTE MONDALE FOR PRESIDENT!!!
- Awww, shit! Man, did I back the wrong horse!
- The following is a true 4th grade story.
"Dude! You hear what happened to Thor?"
"No, what happened?"
"He got beat up by Sara?"
"WHAT??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"She had her Cabbage Patch Doll in her backpack, and hit him in the face with it. You know, the hard plastic part on the doll's face."
"OUCH!"
"He's got a b
Blogging???I think that you should not piss off your CSR especially if they are looking at your home address... we didnt make your problem we are trying to solve it FYI... Most of us are angry peoples even if we dont sound like it so dont call me a ho if you are trying to get me to credit your account Let others know a little more about yourself, re-post this as your name followed by "ology". ***********FOODOLOGY******
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Vampire LoverI look out my window,
as I sit in my room,
The rain falls faster,
and reminds me of gloom.
I hear a noise in the shadows,
and I know that it's he,
My vampire lover,
is returning to me.
As I walk to his side,
his intentions are clear,
He walks over to my bed,
and tells me to come here.
I gladly walk over,
and lay on my bed,
As he tells me onve more,
to tilt my head.
I close my eyes,
at the feel of his touch,
I feel his fangs dig in deeper,
and enjoy it so much.
I awake once again,
in the dead of night,
Searching once more,
for the brightness of light.
I sit up in my bed,
and just as before,
My body is icy,
my neck is so sore.
I take my hand out my pocket,
and feel my neck like before,
The holes have gotten deeper,
by much, much more.
Once again,
I look in a mirror,
Searching for some sign,
that my soul is still there.
I stare blindly into the mirror,
for a moment or two,
Knowing for sure now,
that it must be true.
I must be a v
Can I Just Say...The world is full of them. I know a few too many myself. Maybe I am one of them. Who knows? I cannot stand stupid people.
That's it for now. Below is a shoutbox convo. Background - I used to talk to this dude (who lives across the country) on a friendly basis. He tried to make it into more, but I told him it would never work out for many reasons. I tried being nice about it. Why can't people just be friends, espically when dealing with an online relationship.
He had my number so that we could talk about child custody issues...he has probably since signed his rights to his only child away considering that's what he was talking about doin. And he's going to bring my son into our conversation? Anyhow, it just pissed me off a bit. He's since been blocked and he's also blocked me. Thank goodness.
Remeber to read from the bottom up...cuz I don't feel like messin with it anymore than I have.
Sauced*Sha...: fuck you then u stupid bitch no wonder why ur son want to make his da
Ar[i]esNow open for business. Should anyone want a custom [i]PIC or any animation(gif) picture the process is simple, simple as you allow it to be.
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Send me a shout/message with any questions, I look forward to making YOU top notch pictures for constant 10's and compliments. Is it ignorance to be free. Suspended in a black world, born as this and dead as this. Silent signifying there is no other existence then your own, when you're in a room filled with darkness and you can no longer obtain the definition of things. You are but a thought of thoughts while wondering what to think about, you are free. Not bound to any stressing compromise or tethered to a certain emotion, t
Dirty MindedYou consume me
I feel the need to climb
The long length of you
Enclose your face in my hands
Suck on your lips
Until you cannot breathe
Anything but my name...
I am overcome
By the pleasure
You give me
Your manly scent
Armpits
Stomach
Crotch
My scent on your hands
As you caress my face
In that special way
I want to lick you all over
Enjoy the taste of you
Finer and sweeter
Than any chocolate
That has melted in my
Hands
Mouth...
Fine scotch sliding down my throat
I crave the hair on your legs
Tickling mine
Your moist breath on my neck
While we spoon
The warmth of your chest
Pressed into my back
Your throbbing...
Heartbeat
Your vibrant voice
Spilling forth
Melodies I can
Only dream of...
I want...
No
I need...
~M~ It is because of my lust for you
That I let you fuck me like this
And that
Each full hard stroke
Drilling in deep
Caressing that sweet spot
There
There
OH YES
There
You make me sing
I praise YOU
Gasp for breath
I b
ContractInitial Agreement of Service
i, ________________________, with a free mind and an open heart; do request that
_______________________ accept the submission of my will unto this Dominant and to take me into this Dominant's care and guidance, that we may work together in trust and mutual respect.
The satisfaction of the Dominant's wants, desires, and whims are understood to be consistent with my desire as a submissive to be found pleasing to him. To that end, i offer, use of my time, talents, and abilities.
Further, i ask, in sincere humility, that, as the Dominant, the care of my body be accepted for the fulfillment and enhancement of our sexual, spiritual, emotional, and intellectual needs.
i ask to be guided in sexual, sensual, or scene-related behavior, in such a way as to further my growth as a person.
i ask that extreme care be given to clean and safe involvments with regards to bodily contact regarding all manner of Sexually Transmitted Diseases and all forms hep
Blah Blah Blah And More Blah!Well people I guess I have finally succumbed to the annoyance and pettiness of this site we call Fubar. The more and more I log in, the more I wonder WTF am I getting myself into. I have been here for quite awhile and have saw it go from Lost Cherry, to Cherry Tap and now what we call Fubar. Well out of all the names I think FUBAR fits BEST! Yep, seems to me half this fukers are Fuked Up BeyonD All Recognition or Repair whichever or BOTH...TRUE STORY!
I love all my friends, even the phony ones but I have decided I need a DETOX. No I am not deleting, thats just stupid. I worked hard enough to get where I am and will be damn if I start over unless they delete my sh*t on their own LOL. But I will say that I have never been on a site where DAILY bullsh*t is as common as everyone's default being a tit pic. All of us are old enough yet instead we act like the kids we gave birth to. Not all this applies to everyone because I have met WONDERFUL people on here. They know who they are and i
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AuctionsAngelGurl is in DevilGirl's auction!!
I wasn’t going to, but I decided what the heck.. I couldn’t resist hanging out with DevilGirl!
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I would really appreciate it if you take a minute and rate my auction page. The person with the most rates at the end wins a bling pack from DevilGirl.
Just click on my tag above to go to my auction page.
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FuneralI went to a funeral. For a young man...Timothy Plaistow. He was a senior in high school. He also used to live across the street from me. I watched him grow up and when I stop to think about it...that's when I first showed the desire to work with younger people...as a child myself. He would round up kids and they all would wait for me to get home to play basketball or catch. When I hugged his mom at the funeral...she thanked me. She said that Timmy always looked up to me. I still can't stop the tears...I still can't stop crying about it. He committed suicide...and even tho I was no longer a huge part of his life...I can't help but feel like I still could have done something differently. Please pray for his family...especially his mom who had to bury him...and his younger sister and brother who he left behind.
Why?Why do you always want what you know isn't healthy?
Why does the heart ache for the one thing it shouldn't have?
Why does the brain turn off common sense the one time you truly need it?
Why does the soul not know when it's time to move on?
Why does it acceptable to be abused by the one person in your life who should be cherishing you?
Why when you say it's over does it always seem to be beginning?
Why when the phone rings and you know that the last thing you should be doing is answering it do you run to grab it?
Why when your emotions say no does your heart scream yes?
Why does the word comfortable also mean forgiveable?
Why is moving on so hard?
Why line up to have your heart smashed?
Why doesn't hope ever die?
Why hold on to something that was never there?
Thoughtswhy is when your heartbreaks it usually deals with family? i really wish that i had the answer to this question because i know that 99.9% of the time when i want to cry it is over my family. i have never been close to any body in my family before. well that isn't totaly true, i have always been close with cousins who are close to my age but other then that i have always felt like an outcast and it has gotten to the point where i don't really care any more, but every once in awhile it does hurt to know that those who should love me don't. i just don't know what to do any more. i wish that i had grown up in a loving family but i didn't i grew up in a family who always told me how bad my father was and a family who looked at me with hate because i reminded them of my father. i just don't know what to do any more. even now living with family there are times i feel that i am not wanted and i just don't know what to do any more. i have those bad thoughts again and i really don't wnat them a
VipOK....I'm 17,000 points from leveling, and people have done just about all they can for me. So...I'm gonna whore myself out for a VIP, which I don't do very often. Below are some of the examples of pictures I can create.
The above might appeal more to the guys...below are two examples that might appeal more to the ladies:
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Lookin' 4 Love In All Tha Wrong PlacesMy love life has been on a emotional rollercoaster for a long while now.And I have to say I'm tired of looking for a good woman.I was in a relationship with this woman for about 8yrs,and I thought she was the one.Every couple has their ups&down right?..But why do people decieve you behind your back.The one you trust the most&for what?...To hurt your heart,waist your time,crumble everything you both built&to be selfish.All the love&support I gave added up to nothing.The only thing I thank her for is my beautiful princess&my freedom!
When we first broke up I was kind of fucked up,but I survived.I got over her,and started dating again.Don't mind the fact of me drinkin' 5th's of grey goose every other day to forget either.Haha,and after I started back dating I was feeling great mingling.I say to myself"shit I'ma cool ass dude,employed,self-made,real,driven&I love women of all races?...I shouldn't have any problems finding a woman".Boy, only if I knew it was gonna be
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Untitled 2Nothing, but confusion in my head,
soldering on, many things to tackle,
feeling lost, considering what you have said,
thus, can not talk nor think,
Sitting lonely at my desk,
a place no longer I want to be,
wondering what on earth, is so wrong with me,
in vain did I search for a solution,
finding anything, but a link,
tell me what to do, so as not my hopes will sink,
Cannot understand, you, missing by my side,
through the mist I peer, searching far and wide,
try to comprehend what's going through your mind,
feeling helpless, listless, somehow getting blind,
Yet vivid are all the memories of moments,
funny, precious, exciting,
sometimes a little bit sad,
much had happened the last few months,
even at you, I had been mad,
but all the drawbacks given, many a
time pure happiness I felt,
Unable to push away, the thoughts of
your tender touch, for you I long,
sometimes less sometimes much,
your hands soft like a breeze,
anything, but
Looking For A ManI don't understand.I'm going to be 49 soon and I can't understand why so many people keep drama in their daily lives.I grew out of that phase early in my life and don't understand those that feel they must have something continually going on to deal with.
Hell. I also believe that 30 is the cutoff age for blaming Mom and Dad as to why your life hasn't worked out the way you had planned.
True Life is hard...... get over it! grow up already!
I don't know, I just don't understand well here goes, I'm looking for someone to be with , hopefully long term. I'm not looking for a one night stand or someone who thrives on drama and games.
If you qualify please drop me a line. I'd love to hear from you
Tattoos and Piercings and a wicked sense of humor a plus! well my ex wife came over today with the boys.she reminded me if we were still married we would soon be reachinf our 20th anniversary
i love her still but know we could never be together again.
it's funny we're both looking for a man.
Jeannettethis weekend will be great this time very sleepy i have been cleaning since friday and i need to sleep there are things that really need to be taking care of right know but i need to wake up frist
Why Am I So Complicated?first off amanda is here watching me blog while her hair is processing....purple....the color of queers...purple rain....n the unwanted hickies. first off amanda and i would like to make it clear that men are butts but for some reason we are only attracted to assholes. why you many ask!?!?!? thats a good question that i have no answer for. why we continue to like them after they fuck us over well that still remains a mystery as well. i do have a lil theory tho, do you want to hear? well i dont care im gonna tell yah anyways....its bc all the assholes are cute hot whatever, and in amandas words we are fly papers for assholes...wait a minute thats wrong bc that means they are stuck to us forever and that shit just aint happening. so in my words we are like the bug zapper lights, lol. ok we dont do mediphores all that great but you get the idea. another question in my mind, how do you avoid meeting assholes????
this totally has nothing to do with what i just wrote but what is
Funny Idiots Lol->wildwoody3000: well that wouldnt have been fun, now would it.
wildwoody3000: alright w.e. you cudda just said no
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AshleyAshley totally Rawks Faces Off
and now she's trying to get Spotlight.
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Happy Hour!My first Happy Hour went better than I could have ever expected!! Thank you everyone for your rates, gifts, and support!!! My Friends Rock!
Hopefully we will get to do it all over again soon.
I would like to give a huge shout out to Seamushardcore as this would not have been possible without him! Please drop by and Fan/Add/Rate him and let him know I sent you.
~Seamushardcore~
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Best BuyBEST BUY, MY FOOT
Best Buy has some bad policies....
Normally, I would not share this with others, however, since this could happen to you or your friends , I decided to share it. If you purchase something from, Wal-Mart, Sam's Club, JC Penny, Sears etc. and you return the item with the receipt they will give you your money back if you paid cash, or credit your account if paid by plastic.
Well, I purchased a GPS for my car, a Tom Tom XL.S from 'Best Buy'. They have a policy that it must be returned within 14 days for a refund!
So after 4 days I returned it in the original box with all the items in the box, with paper work and cords all wrapped in the plastic. Just as I received it, including the receipt.
I explained to the lady at the return desk I did not like the way it could not find store names. The lady at the refund desk said, there is a 15% restock fee, for items returned. I said
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DadToday is Fathers Day...
And for the first time in 9 years, Ive realized something.
I will never be able to give my dad another Father's Day card. Never another Father's Day hug. Never another Father's Day dinner. Nothing.
I guess you dont really realize these kinds of things until your older. This hit me hard. Real Hard.
Dad, I love you. I miss you. And I wish you were here. You were more than my dad. You were my best friend...I still need you.
What I Do At Work.If anyone has been wondering why I haven't been around lately it's because every piece of equipment that could possibly break down at work HAS broken down. We have been struggling to get a newspaper out on a nightly basis. Also, the work curse has followed me home, my computer is down for awhile. Hopefully by Mon. Aug. 4th everything will be back to normal. Meantime, I'll use whatever computer I can to try to keep current here as best as I can. Patience, something I'm in short supply of lately, seems to be my watchword for now. I'll talk to all of you soon. Thank you for understanding. People wonder what I do at work. I write this early saturday morning so let me tell you what I do on saturdays. When I arrive at work at 6:00 pm (did I mention I work nights?)the first thing I do is set up equipment to pull a preprint. I work at a newspaper and a preprint is something that is printed in advance of it's publication date. Whenever I have to pull a preprint I always wonder the same thing ..
Who We're LevelingCalling all Pirate Levelers & all Levelers!!!
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Calling all JAGER BOMBERS, Pirate Levelers and ALL Levelers -- Addictive is 25,000 away from LEVELING TO GODMOMMA -- lets all stop by and help her out!
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Off For The Rest Of The Day And I Wanna Go Swimming!!!ITS TUESDAY AND IVE GOT THE REST OF THE DAY OFF, SO I MUST RESORT TO MY OTHER PROFESSION, MAN WHORE! BECAUSE ITS TUESDAY AND I LOVE YOU LADIES SO MUCH I AM OFFERING THE SPECIAL LOW PRICE OF FREE 99. YES THATS RIGHT FREE 99, BUT YOU MUST ACT NOW. IF YOU ARE TIRED OF SITTING HOME WONDERING WHAT TO DO YOU CAN ENJOY YOUR DAY BY HAVING A HELL OF A TIME WITH ME, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO, EXCITING THRILL RIDES, EATERY, AND PRIZES ( MAY TAKE NINE MOS. FOR DELIVERY ). GAURANTEED TO HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE, ITS THE ONLY TIME YOU WONT HAVE TO LEAVE HOME TO GET THE THRILLS YOUVE BEEN LOOKING FOR. SO ACT NOW AND BE THE FIRST TO EXPERIENCE YOUR VERY OWN MAN WHORE TRAINED TO DO WHATEVER YOU DESIRE WHEREVER YOU MAY BE.
What Do You Dowhat do you do when the life you thought that you loved suddenly gets turned upside down?
what do you do when the person you thought you loved turns on you and completely ruins you heart and soul with their actions?
what do you do when the one you love keeps dragging you down and kicking you while you are there ?
what do you do when you cant find the strength to leave when the leaving would be the best thing for you ?
How do you get on with your life when the one you love doesnt want to be loved by you anymore but constantly reminds you that they love you ?
The only answer to all these that i can come up with so far is , you just keep breathing and hope that they realize how cruel they have become towards you . that maybe they will realize that they are killing you inside and out and will do what a person who is suppossed to love you will do .
Well none of that has happend so far , life must still go on even tho your world has stopped moving.
So take it one day at a time and on
More Updates On MeI went to the neurologist today. I have to go threw more test on monday. Another EEG. I am feeling a lot better today. They uped my meds again and added a new medicine. I hate taking meds. I think that is the hardest part. I will let everyone know how I make out. Thanks for all the love and concern..XOXO I know my blogs are kind of all over. I am not sure how to move them where I want. Just wanted to update. I am still feeling crappy. No more seizures since Sunday (thanks goodness). I been sleeping a lot since. They uped my medicine I feel drugged it sucks. I go to the Doctor tomorrow. I am so scared not knowing what is going on with me. I am a mom of 3 I can't just sit around the house. I am so stressed. Biting my tongue has jumped started my weight loss thats a plus lol.
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Lifelast tues i lost my mate of ten years she went in sun with a heart attack was kept on life support ,she fought to recover but at 2:30 a.m lost the battle she was 72, since her death i,ve been working on dealing with never seeing her again or hearing her voice , i,m getting better day by day but i know i have a long road ahead, i,m gratefull for all the support i,ve gotten from friend and strangers online it helps the recover process alot.
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YeeeeahSoooo, the fall semester has begun and my first two classes that I've had the pleasure of checking out are ok. I just hope I don't fall asleep in my CPR class...that professor is boring as f&*%... This is the cutest picture EVER and I want to share it...and win a little money LOL
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Vote for Chloe! Ok so last week I went to see Lamb Of God in anaheim at the grove and it was ,in a word, AWESOME!!
I fully recommend to any metalhead that hasn't seen them live, yet, to see them.
Faceless and Job for a Cowboy weren't too shabby either. The pits were pretty brutal, but oh lordy, the LoG pit? INTENSE and the BEST EVER!!!
What an aggression release! It was amazing. I came outta there with a few bruises, but face still in tact, and people lookin at me crazy b/c I'm this little ass asian bitch throwin myself around in this mean ass pit. HAHAHA
But yeah, LoG is a must see for any metalhead.
A Belated Birthday SaluteThe Mamas and the Papas
California Dreaming
All the leaves are brown
All the leaves are brown
And the sky is grey
And the sky is grey
I've been for a walk
I've been for a walk
On a winter's day
On a winter's day
I'd be safe and warm
I'd be safe and warm
If I was in L.A.
> If I was in L.A.
California dreaming
California dreaming
On such a winter's day
Stopped into a church
I passed along the way
Well, I got down on my knees
Got down on my knees
And I pretend to pray
I pretend to pray
You know the preacher likes the cold
Preacher likes the cold
He knows I'm gonna stay
Knows I'm gonna stay
California dreaming
California dreaming
On such a winter's day
All the leaves are brown
All the leaves are brown
And the sky is grey
And the sky is grey
I've been for a walk
I've been for a walk
On a winter's day
On a winter's day
If I didn't tell her
If I didn't tell her
I could leave today
I could leave today
C
FriendsThe cool night breeze
Rustles through my hair
As up at the cloudy night sky
I sit and stare
The only thing on my mind
Are visions of you
And I wonder what your doing
If your thinking of me too
I'm sitting here so lonely
Feeling cold without you here
Wishing I could lay in your arms
And whisper in your ear
So I could tell you how I feel
The things I want desperately to say
But fear of rejection
Seems to always get in my way
Id do anything to be with you
Id catch a falling star
Id give away everything I hold dear to me
Just to be right where you are
Id dye my hair Pink!
The color I hate so much
But id do it for you
If I could only feel you touch
Id stand out on the street
In the pouring rain
So you wouldn't have to feel
One single ounce of pain
Id embarrass myself in public
Just to bring a smile to your face
The memory of you
Is one that cannot be erased
Id take a hundred hits
And id die a thousand different ways
If it meant that you woul
Not RealNot Real
----------------
You and I can occupy
The same space and same time
But togetherness is still an illusion
The real distance is in our minds
And our hearts aren’t far behind
Each passing day just leads to more confusion
But it doesn’t matter
I’m not real
And I’m not allowed to feel
Don’t you dig too deep
You’ll ruin everything
I can talk & talk
But not say a word
It doesn’t matter what you heard
‘Cause it’s obvious that you’re not listening
So let’s just smile
Crack some jokes
Share a drink, a couple smokes
It don’t mean nothin’ but the nothin’ that it is
I won’t allow, I won’t pretend
That we’re anything but friends
The kind of friends who keep it strictly biz
I won’t confide in you
I won’t expect you to
Be anything that I might really need
No expectations of
Amazing, perfect love
Here we are, just us, ‘as is’, no guarantees
Now I’m not real, don’t even care
That you seem so unaware
That it’s you who made me something less t
Cruefest 2008 Torontoif you can hear the 1 crazy perosn xcrewing up the song that would be bear lmao n all the long whooots are me aswel :P
Dark DeathI must hide from myself from the
world itself I can no longer take the world on by myself.
I try to hide the pain but the pain is to great.
please tell me that it's alright? no better yet,
please take the knife and slice my throat, just let medie in peace caue the grave is calling my name as well. What is love ? is it just a feeling for that specical someone or is it just an emotion?
My recent relationship only destroyed my life.
I don't think that I can ever love the same person again.
If that person was to ever say they were sorry and for me to give them another chance I don't think I'd be able to. and to admit it I'd probably be stupid and say ok.
Or better yet I'd just have to say that I need some time to think about that for awhile.
For the simple fact the person has a one sided love affair. Is'nt love susposed to work both ways As I sit at night thinking about the good times we had I only cry cause it hurts so much deep inside me, feelings will no longer be the same c
About MeOk, so if I start gettin strange and not too chatty for a bit....the end of September through the first couple weeks of October are really tough on me and I have more pressure this year on top of it. In 06, on the way home from a trip to Jersey for Debra's (my daughter's) birthday September 25th we were just getting on the bus when my mom called me hysterically to tell me my dad was being rushed to the hospital and he was really really sick. He wasn't the type to EVER even go to a doctor and so I knew it was bad! We cried the whole bus trip back and my mom told me the last half hour to come to the hospital straight from the bus, it was really bad. Me being pig headed I insisted she tell me right now....my dad wa diagnosed with terminal lung cancer that was already spread throughout his body. I was never more devestated and spent the next 11 days practically living in the hospital until I brought my dad home (and my mom) to my house to care for him on hospice care. Seven days later he w
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Blogness.You know..
I use to think that life was so simple..
then I guess I opened my eyes for the first time to the world around us...
Since I started to get sick..
I've lost friends..
I've gained friends..
I've learned life lessons..
experienced life altering situations...
cried my heart out..
been the shoulder for countless friends...
proven to myself that I am someone...
but in the end...
I'm still left here...
asking why do I pick myself up off the ground everytime I fall..
why do I care so much for people..
when I get hurt so much..
why do I open up...
when I know it will never turn out the way I hope...
why will I still do anything in the world for those who have somehow or another made me cry...
I'm to the point now..
where I honestly think...
the best road for me to travel is to just let shit happen..
I mean I'm going to get screwd in the end at least I should it interesting right?..
I mean if something comes out along the way..
why not....
but why hope
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RememberTo Those I Love and Those Who Love Me...
When I am Gone, Release Me, Let Me Go,
I Have So Many Things To See And Do...
You Mustn't Tie Yourself To Me With Your Tears,
Be Happy That We Had Some Fun Years...
I Gave You My Love, You Can Only Guess,
How Much You Gave Me In Happiness...
I Thank You For The Love You Have Shown,
But Now It's Time I Traveled, Alone...
So Grieve Awhile For Me, If Grieve You Must,
Then Let Your Grief Be Confronted By Trust...
It's Only For Awhile That We Must Part,
So Bless The Memories Within Your Heart...
I Won't Be Far Away For Life Goes On,
So If You Need Me, Call And I Will Come...
Though You Can't See Or Touch Me, I'll Be Near,
And If You Listen With Your Heart, You'll Hear...
All My Love Around You Soft And Clear,
And Then When You Must Come This Way Alone,
I'll Greet You With A Smile And Say, ...
"Welc
To Write Love On Her Arms*ANYONE ANYWHERE ANYTIME ANY COUNTRY ANY CITY ANY MAN AND WOMAN EVERYONE EVERYWHERE CAN WRITE LOVE ON THEIR ARMS, TAKE 5 SECOND TO WRITE IT THATS IT, DONE!**
On November 13 write LOVE on your arm in big letters. Be creative spread the word. This is for all the survivors and all the innocent. All of the people who are hurting and who think that suicide is the only way they can turn. Also, don't forget to donate so all of the kids in need can get the help that they deserve.
As someone who suffers from depression and has struggled with suicidal thoughts, i think this is an absolutely wonderful idea. I would do it once a month if it meant raising awareness on the dangers and how severe this disease really is. Depression and suicide have an impact on everyones life, whether it's through having depression, or knowing someone who suffers from the disease or knowing someone who has committed suicide. It's such a simple thing to do. If you can dress up for spirit week at your school,
Playaz Club AuctionHey all I'm gonna be up for auction this next Tuesday with my fellow loungers. So, stop in say hello and make a bid. It'll be Tuesday night @9PM EST. Hope to see you there and if you like it feel free to become a member!!!!!!!!!
Aceo's On EbayI have placed 10 peices of original collectable art on e-bay, you should go there and search under ACEO Ben, and if you like them feel free to bid on them and own my original hand drawn collectable art.
With Love And Pride.There are no words that can describe how i feel this morning .First i would Like to Thank all our Men and Women In uniform.And also a big Thank you to the Families of our Soliders .And My Friends and Family .My Family and Friends Have helped so much this last year. I was really excited last night when i finally Layed down at 2 am .The thought of someone you love coming home from a War zone is overwhelming .As I sit here this morning Knowing that the 293rd Infanty Division . Has Landed in Indianpolis My heart is filled with love and pride . This has been a long Year with out My Son in Law. I am so proud of him and my Daughter for the Sacrifices They have made in thier lives . God Bless Our Troops And keep Them Safe .
Okiewild1MAGIC MERLIN LOOKING FOR YOU finally got my digital camera back so here Iam HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL
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Thank you
Many Smiles
APril ♥
The Minor ProphetsHaste The Day - The Minor Prophets lyrics
Have you seen the sun?
Have you seen the sun?
Or has the darkness dragged you further from your door?
Take each other’s hands.
Look into the clouds.
Such a beautiful song we sing.
Finally finding our own way back home.
Such a beautiful song we sing.
Oh no, this is no time for excuses.
We’ve singled you out and the leaders keep running away.
The sound of trumpets will carry you home.
The sound of trumpets will resound and we all sing.
Take each other’s hands.
Look into the clouds.
Such a beautiful song we sing.
Finally finding our own way back home.
Such a beautiful song we sing.
Re-break the bone to assure the healing.
So that we might know you again.
Re-break the bone.
Re-break the bone.
Re-break the bone.
Sound the alarm like a vulture on the nation with silver.
Oh no, have we sealed our own destruction?
Walking away from the only thing that matters.
Re-break the bone.
Re-break the bone.
Re-break the
RecipesBeing that it's January 1, have to eat the annual helping of black eyed peas (the vegetable, not the girl in the band). Hoppin' John is my favorite way to eat black eyed peas and here is a good recipe. I'll be making this later tonight if you want to stop by!
Ingredients:
* 1 pound dried black-eyed peas
* 2 small smoked ham hocks or meaty ham bone (*note, I make mine with sausage instead of ham)
* 2 medium onions, divided
* 3 large cloves garlic, halved
* 1 bay leaf (*note I skip this cause I don't care about bay leaves)
* 1 cup long-grain white rice
* 1 can (10 to 14.5 ounces) diced tomatoes with chili peppers, juices reserved
* 1 medium red bell pepper, chopped
* 1/2 green bell pepper, chopped
* 3 ribs celery, chopped
* 1 jalapeno or serrano pepper, minced
* 2 teaspoons Cajun or Creole seasoning (*note I use Tony Chatcheree's his shit is awesome)
* 1/2 teaspoon dried thyme leaves (*note I don't know what this is bu
Thinking .....During this last week I've been doing a fair amount of thinking, some may say thats a dangerous thing lol ... but events of the past few days have just highlighted how much this site has changed.
When I originally came on here "cherry tap" days it was a social network site, in a lot of ways it has turned anti social, I realise I am going to offend some people but that's generally what happens, your not going to please everyone I've seen that already, the saying goes "your damned if you do and your damned if you dont!"
In amongst my friends and family I am blessed to have several close friends that I love dearly people like Gypsysoul, Sharon, Loey, Mike, Beth, celticrose,Chrisie I could go on but my true friends all know who they are :-) and will instantly know that this is not getting at them. Only today a friend sent me a "bling" gift and no I am not one of those beggars all the time their status says "bling me !!" but this today made me smile because the msg with it said "than
Fubar SupportBelow is a list of some FuBar Support Blogs I have available. I have included clickable links, so they are easy to find. If you wish, you may link to any blog. Also, please repost so others can read this. (If you're short the 10 fubucks..i'll be happy to transfer it. :P)
Clearing Cookies and Cache
http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737
FU Marriage
http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/947796
Clickable Pics
http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/797493
How to Make Basic Skins
http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/695744
Simple HTML For Your Bulletins and Blogs
http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/576293
Downloading Fonts To Your Computer
http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/701349
SKINS-Ripping/Pasting Code/Generating
http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/567394
Site Navigation and Mumming for the New Members
http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/482649
Blocking and Unblocking...Your Options
http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/538359
There are many more site
Non-mumm MummsI like neck tats - like back of the neck with a chinese character or something like that. All my tats are easily coverable and I like it that way because I work in a professional environmental and plan to continue to do so. Right now I have shorter hair so I can't put it up in a ponytail. I've been thinking about getting a back of the neck tat but if I grow my hair long again I'll want to put it up sometimes.
So to make this a non-mumm mumm - I think it might seem cool now but if I change my hairstyle it might make it more difficult to cover up. Any thoughts?
Happy HourI AM HAVING MY FIRST HAPPY HOUR ON TUESDAY, JAN. 27 AT 5PM FU-TIME. WHICH IS 8 EST FOR MOST OF MY FRIENDS. I WILL ALSO HAVE AN AUTO 11 GOING AT THAT TIME.
THANKS, LET'S GET ME TO DISCIPLE PLZ COME AND SHOW ME SOME LUV DURING MY HAPPY HOUR! AUTO 11'S AND RANDOM BLINGS TOO, I WILL RETURN LOVE ASAP
Are There Any Worthwhil Womanare there any decent respectable woman in the world anymore? trying to find a woman worth sharing my life with is like looking for a needle in a hay stack. i have been single now for over a year and yes it is my own fault but rightfully so, im not one of those desperate idiots that will just fall for the first girl that shows me some sort of attention. i am tired of searching and only finding woman that are superficial, they need you to be wealthy or they need for you to dress a certain way to be into a certain lifestyle. also seems that the ones i find that arent like that are headcases or they are drugies, the trash that nobody else wants. im not looking for a woman that is drop dead beautiful or is just eye candy with nothing else to offer, im not superficial like that. i simply seek someone that is smart, funny, caring and trust worthy, someone that is sane. it seems like no matter where i look its as if that breed of woman is simply a myth.
This WeekHave a nice weekend all Have a nice day all
L.w.groupiesFubar is Changing in many ways.
Many Functions on fubar I am lost as a Newby is.The Owners of Fubar Social Concepts have gotten extremely money hungry.This site nothing but a money pit.
#1.If u Rate to Fast u now get 1,000 pts added to your total.This is Bullshit my opinion
#2.Loyalty,Honor,Respect => L.W.Groupie
There will be a new Name Soon.
#3.With the Changes to Fubar I Doubt I will be Purchasing anymore VIP's,unless they are Purchased for me.
#4.It will be Mandatory that all members Download www.Flock.com or Firefox.But Flock is the Best Most Advanced Browser out there.If you do not have these Browsers you will not be able to upload any morphs or Tags.Will be no Ripping from me.All Morphs + Tags will be uploaded at Photobucket or Hooked On to be coded an sent fubar mail to be save as is.Internet Exsplorer is so F in useless it has now been completely removed from my computer.N.F.G.
#5.My Fubar Family List will be going threw many changes.Many on it now will not be
Poem 1 ~*you*~ocean waves
wash my soul
cleanse me of your smile
and the memory of
ten fingers
entwined forever
in a hopeless wish ... an up comeing dj contest lets see if u got what it takes to be the next online paid Dj contest starts tonight at 10 pm central time and ends when every one is heard invite your freinds because they will be the judges o btw the top three dj's left will be the next paid dj's on my new up comeing sight ty .... TJ PLZ ADD d3m3n73d_dr4g0n@yahoo.com for the invite in to confrance for the contest once inn invite all your freinds ty.... Memories
by Maria Byrne
Weakness,
A feeling experienced,
Again and again,
No running away,
But to chase,
And Follow the heart,
Because that's where,
The weakness lies,
From broken hearts,
That have not yet healed,
And visible scars,
Portray the patterns,
That once were,
And from the heart,
Seep to the mind,
Which seek pictures,
Visual feelings,
Emotions,
More than just a picture,
But of the mem
Tagged!Instructions......
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names
Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1. I love to have fun, and I try to make it happen wherever I go and whatever I'm doing
2. I really am a big flirt
3. I really do know how to ski - when I was younger I almost made the US Ski Team
4. I don't lie (a shocker on here, I know)
5. I was an excellent pole-vaulter in high school
6. I've launched 4 different TV stations in 3 different states (and I'm exhausted! LOL)
7. I can recite The Breakfast Club from beginning to end and give every line, sigh and pause.
8. I'm one of those "jack of all trades, master of none" types
9. I love baseball and haven't missed a home opener for the Brewers in 16 years (#17 is Apr
Requests For CommentsQ: How would you discipline your children...?
A: This was a serious issue with kids by my 1st marriage,and I knew wife was spoiling them but she took control of the kids and they ganged up on me. Finally at 42 when they went wild as teenagers refusing to go to high school, I eventually was tormented enough and we got divorced. I read numerous books on discipline at that time and there seem to be about 3 kinds of discipline of which might whichever to be used selected according to what the child responds to: 1. time out 2. withhold privilege 3. modest spanking 4. "tough love" where you have such a support group and they have to go live with another family until they will behave. 5. if they break the law awfully try to sick the cops on them, although legal system tends to hold the parents responsible until kid reaches age 17. I was spanked a few times as a kid.
Q: Do you think couples should argue in front of their kids...?
A: DEFINITELY NOT NEVER NO WAY, BECAUSE IT UNDERMINES EVE
Indiffrent52 Facts About You1.) Name: Nic2.) Age: 233.) Birthday: 02/23/19864.) Birthplace: seattle5.) Location: spokane6.) Sign: pieces7.) Have Kids: no but want some8.) Relationship Status: engaged9.) Hair Color: brown10.) Height: 6'2"11.) Long Hair or Short Hair: short12.) Religion: agnostic13.) Ethnic Background: scottish and irish14.) Occupation: photographer and dj in rl15.) Pets: 2 dogs to wabbits yes i said wabbits lol16.) Proudest Moment: day my gf said yes to marrying me17.) Have a Website: yes18.) Do You Smoke: no i chew19.) Do You Drink: yes20.) Eye Color: brown21.) Piercings: none at this moment thingking of redoing my eye brow and lebret22.) Tatoos: yes, 3 and counting23.) Overused Word: fuck24.) Ever Done Drugs: yes25.) What Country would you like to visit: ireland again26.) Ever Been In Love: yes i am right now27.) Last Movie You Saw: avitar28.) What Famous Person Would You Like To Meet: click hamilton29.) Have Any Siblings:none30.) Like To Camp: love to camp and back pack31.) E
Random MumblingsThe nsfw rules r really pissing me off... i mean i have a totally innocent pic of me in a pair of cotton panties but since my face isnt involved its marked nsfw? i mean i have seen much worse not marked nsfw...i cant even have a funny motivational poster of cleavage with cleavage involved without having it marked nsfw....we r "supposed" to be adults on this site...can we plz start acting like them?
(funny thing is within mintues of posting this blog another pic was marked nsfw....i guess its ok to parade around in your lingerie on this site but senses of humor and free speech apparantly arent allowed) i need to vent.....
i'm sick of having to watch what i say so YOU dont get mad...then when it comes to me u dont give a fuck....im sick of tiptoeing around u...from now on im gonna say what i want when i want..u dont like it well then FUCK OFF
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FriendsHe who stands behind you, Watches your back.
He who stands in front of you,Leads the way.
He who stands beside you, Holds your hand.
He who does neither, Is not a friend.
From Tess
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You Need FubucksOk here goes i know i havent been around much, since i started working i have not had time to come online much anymore and when i do its only for an hr before i goto bed. So I want to make prophet soon, so i was wondering if anyone would like to trade fu$ for bling pks, blasts, auto 11 & cherry bombs...if you are wanting to get the spotlight this will help you on your quest. I would pay you the fu$ in trade for the items listed above.
please leave a comment on my blog if you are interested.
Thanks...
Memories Dipped In BloodI'm sitting here at 1:28 am crying...
Listening to a song called "Stealing Cindarella" by Chuck Wicks. Thinking about my father...
My father was 17 when I was born. He never finished middle school and was a wellfare child. He left when I was nine months old... I've never met him. I never got those father/daughter moments. I'll never get to dance with him at my wedding. Everyday I think about what it would have been like to have him in my life at all. It breaks my heart that I never got a father, and by the time my "step-dad" came into my life, which is very little at that, it was all ready too late.
My brother who not only got his father, but also lives with my mother and he got two step dads as well, got a family when I didn't. My mother never let me live with her, but she kept him his whole life... It makes me wonder what I did wrong to make her not want me.
What I'm trying to say is to anyone who is a father out there, even if the mother and you are no longer together, stay apar
StuffMy dark thoughts......SilenceOnly tearsAs I press the bladeAgainst my pale skin
RedThe blood flowsFrom the woundsEchoing my inner pain
SatisfactionAs I feel the knifeSlicing into meI only deserve pain
Anguish As I realize what I've doneI feel accomplishmentAs I gaze at the marks upon my skin
StaresPeople are horrifiedDon't understand whyNeither do I
Lord, where are You?If You really do exist,why don't You come out of hiding anddo something about this creature in distress?
I am physically weary, I am mentally depressed,I am spiritually defeated.I can't eat, can't sleep.I am like garbage,discarded refuse in the back alley;like yesterday's newspapershuffled around by the wind.I feel like some sort of zombi,some non-entity,some nothing that people,if they acknowledge,would only curse.
i often catch myself constantly wondering how you are, sitting alone with my mind set far, reminiscing about your smile, voice and touch...damn this life, i'm missing you too muchi have heard from t
Enlightment And Godhead Learnedbefore i became a christain i was buddhis.i studied hard to understanding his beliefs and try to gain hes enlightment and godhead the abiilty of the brain.i described as though it was buddha who achieve this stage of the mind but i bet there are nore but refering to buddha well help people understand what i am talking bout.god head is just a brain that is powerful and clear and vibrant that can find answers to anything like god so that problly why they call it godhead.i achieve my early stage of godhead in the hospital about 7 years ago.its gone now but the pattern of my brain taht once was god head has been engrave in my brain and i can go back to it easily if i wanted to but why should i.i have my own personal comfortor which is my holy ghost.hes better then godhead.its not as powerul as god head but you get answers more quickly and honest and all you have to do is have a clean heart while talking to your holy ghost.how it feels to ahve the only ghost?it feelings like you have butte
Life Changing EventsSo, I was working at one of the local jails March of 2008, and was meeting some very interesting people. But, as with any situation one in particular caught my attention. He was extremely out of place in the facility. He was clean, well spoken, polite, and extremely intelligent. On several occasions when I wasn't having a great day, no matter how hard I tried to mask it; he would call me out on it. It became almost therapuetic talking to him. When it came about I was going to have to leave that job I was heartbroken and scared. Yes I was terribly upset about leaving my job. I loved it. But, I was more scared because I had come attached to this fine man. I came to know Robert as an extremely kind, careing, loving, intelligent, and beautiful man. We worked out a system to write so that it would not cause problems. About two weeks after I left I wrote the first letter. I was extremely shocked to quickly receive one back. From then on it seemed as if each of us was flooding eac
Thinkin....continued "The Pond"
He lets go of me as blood drips down his back from the scratches he had received. He looks me in the eyes with deep intent, and asks me why do I feel the way 1 feel. Unable to answer, I just stare back at him. "You dug your nails into my back, but it's my face that feels pain" he exclaims. I stand still awaiting his next move. He walks, I folllow. I end up standing on a boulder;and he circles me. Unaware of his intentions, I turn myself toward him as he circles,watching his every move.
He says that where im standing is something spiritual, a burial ground or something. He starts on a rant about how he doesn't really exist, and how he is 800 years old. "Shut up! That's just the gin talking" I say. His demeanor, his eyes, they all change as if he became possessed. He asks if he scares me and then says "you only fear the things that you dont know". He's right, I don't know, and at this point,to be honest, I don't want to know.
I walked to the car as fast as
Helping Out A FriendI am posting this about my friend Kerry (Babbs or Babbette!) (known on fubar as "~Sun~") ~*~SuN~*~@ fubar
She had a heart attack last week, and was just released Saturday afternoon (April 25th), after having had a stint put in to address some blockage.
Before
After
Now she needs open heart surgery but is asking for help, and hoping there is guardian angel (or angels!) out there somewhere who can help her.
Here's what she has to say:
Before & after pictures from when the stint's were put it...
My next heart surgery will SOON; open heart surgery, my heart has fliud aroud it.. I'm way to young for this I will be 42 years old in May I am scared shittless about this and have no clue what the outcome is gong to be if I dont get some kind of help. My family has already did as much as they can I am now reaching out to friends! BTW the social security or disabity wont even take me as a "case". I need all the help I can get. My heart attack was on Sunday April 19th they went in to put s
PoetryI have fucked and followed, drank and swallowedall this life has given meto bring myself to this pointForgot never forgaveBitches, fucks, lively muckingalways in the back of my headburning a hole through what I ever hadFuck the bullshit, caught with a bitchstickcursed , fucked, forgiven, but never the other wayFuck them all forget the pain but it lingers moreTo haunt my dreams and fuck my brainHate the dreams hate being awakeFucked and followed forgotten and swallowedThe world has spit me out spoiled Filled with bliss covered in shit
Down and out far and away.
liked by chance and fucked by desire
Filling the voids that have overtaken me
I feel like the middle man in this overrated sanctity
Lost and abandoned in this bittersweet abyss
I lack the taste or even the function
Rather useless now and distraught
My mind is all amuck, I'm lost in thoughts about you
In Loveing MemoryANTIOCH, Calif. – His neighbors knew he was a registered sex offender. Kids on his block called him "Creepy Phil" and kept their distance. Parole agents and local law enforcement regularly visited his home and found nothing unusual, even after a neighbor complained children were living in a complex of tents in his backyard.
For 18 years, Phillip Garrido managed to elude detection as he pulled off what authorities are calling an unfathomable crime, kidnapping and raping 11-year-old Jaycee Dugard, keeping her as his secret captive for nearly two decades and fathering two of her children.
The question about how he went unnoticed became more pressing Friday when Garrido came under suspicion in the unsolved murders of several prostitutes, raising the prospect he was a serial killer as well. Several of the murdered women's bodies — the exact number is not known — were dumped near an industrial park where Garrido worked during the 1990s.
Authorities acknowledged that they
I Am Old Im 38 And Sure Not Handsome.Hi there for some reason people seem to think im handsome, there is not 1 pic on this profile that anyone can see my face clearly,
I don't understand why people say that im handsome because im not, I been on this site now for 3 yrs sence it was cherry tap.
if someone can explain what makes me handsome id realy love to hear it and once I get a good close up of my face I will post it for 2 weeks then I will delete this profiles and all profiles I am on.
Wow me handsome that is the biggest joke I have ever heard about as good as the cowboys dreaming there going to the super bowl lol lol wow after 12 yrs they not gunna do nothin anytime soon.
My ThoughtsA cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture
in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a
cloud of dust.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses
and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you
exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a
calf?"
Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully
grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects
it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the
Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his
location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area
in an ultra-high-resolution photo.
The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports
it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, G
My PopsREal men are conditioned from an early point in life to contain the things that hurt..to put them in small, sealed boxes and bury them in the far nether regions of our minds where only we can get to them. C, its done for a reason, we have to be tough, immune, bulletproof,,,we have to be rock steady when THE ELEPHANT WALKS..as the military puts it. Therefore, my dear readers, there are dark, emotional things that come to the surface at indeterminate points and it seems we go away to a land forgotten, far far away. DISTANT VACANT EYES THAT SEEM TO LOOK STRAIGHT THROUGH YOU, because you really arent there at all. The box has been opened you see..by the loved one so still and distant before you, and in his hands he holds a memory. AND IT GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS......its been 3months and 3 weeks since you moved on Daddy, and I miss you. I wasnt there the day you fell, the day your mind most likely ceased to function; but i moved post haste to get there. We had all been expecting your going
Boredom Equals This[ NOW ] Current mood: bummed Current music: "Pretty Wings" by Maxwell Current taste: apples Current hair: dark brown w/blonde highlights up in a bun with bangs pinned up Current clothes: t-shirt and pj pants Current annoyance: allergies Current smell: apples Current thing I should be doing: sleeping Current windows open: none Current desktop picture: chevy emblem Current favorite band: dont have one Current book: none at the moment Current cd in stereo: a mix Current crush: Will Current favorite celeb: Channing Tatum [ DO YOU.. ] Smoke?: no Do drugs?: never Have a dream that keeps coming back?: a couple of them Remember your first love?: yes sadly Still love him/her?: no, more like hate him Read the newspaper?: online Have any gay or lesbian friends?: sure do and i love them Believe in miracles?: i believe in God Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: only if you want to remain faithful forever Consider yourself tolerant of others?: of course not Consider love a mistake?:
Runninghttp://youhavetowantit.blogspot.com/2009/09/built-for-this.html
Built For This
An excerpt from http://youhavetowantit.blogspot.com/
Man Up!
Here's an interesting passage from one of the sites I been reading:"Yet, most serious runners will say their addiction goes beyond the physical benefits they achieve from running. Runners say the intense exhilaration and euphoria that comes after a run is what motivates them most. In fact, this euphoria comes from a betaendorphin release triggered by the neurons in the nervous system. Intended to alleviate the pain after a run, it creates a feeling of extreme happiness and exhilaration. Runners become addicted to this intense high, and it can often replace other addictions to drugs, alcohol, and even food. While runners claim to achieve more energy in daily life from running, it also helps bring appetite, exercise and food into balance. Furthermore, as running makes the body function better, it improves sleep, eating, and relaxatio
What Is Cheatingyou are in a room that has four walls a floor and a roof there are no windows or doors and the only things in the room are a lght a mirror and a table how do you get out? again by useing words to salve the puzzle
what is a play on words?
"play on words"
"a humorous use of a word with more than one meaning or that sounds like another word
The name of the shop - 'Strata Various' - is a play on words, because it sounds like 'Stradivarius', the famous violin maker.".
really what is cheating? does it just have to be sex to be cheating? I feel that cheat is more than that. lets say your spouse was spending time with someone else either sex more than you. lets say they play videos games or go out to the movies or go out to the club. to me that is cheating you out of you time with your spouse. lets say your spouse talk is about how they feel about your relationship to a friend or relative and doesn’t talk to you. to me that is cheating you out of knowing the
Fu MarriageOk, I am not getting any younger. Who is game?
New Bill To Aid Vets Hurt By Agent OrangeNew bill to aid vets hurt by Agent Orange - by land & sea
BY Jake Pearson DAILY NEWS WRITER
Wednesday, October 28th 2009, 4:00 AM
The U.S. military dumped nearly 20 million gallons of the deadly herbicide to remove foliage during the Vietnam War.
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Bobby Condon was a young kid from Flatbush when he enlisted in the U.S. Navy to fight in the Vietnam War.
Nicknamed "Brooklyn" by fellow soldiers, Condon, now 63, has developed an Agent Orange-linked cancer - but was denied coverage by the Veterans Administration because he never set foot in Vietnam.
"I would have flown to Saigon and put my feet on the ground for 30 minutes [had I known]," said Condon, a flight operator on the
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Because I Was Tagged(1) went to college in NYC for one year then changed schools and complete direction in my life
(2) lived in Japan for a few years growing up and I speak the language
(3)family is the most important thing to me
(4)going dancing is my favorite thing to do. I can dance all night
(5) I used to be a belly dancer
(6) I made love in a laundramat . next time I went to that laundromat with my BF at the time, the mangar told us we were no longer aloud in. My BF said "why not?" the mangar just pointed to the camera
(7) I have never smoked anything in my life and never will
(8) my favorite movie is GREASE
(9)my brothers sudden death had the biggest impact on my life in many ways.effected who I dated, what I look for in a guy and even my direction in school
(10) doing this told me how lame that I am! LMAO
Forks In The RoadI have a tendency to rescue, mother and try to fix. I have and will always help out a friend when in need... I do this because at one point in my life my father was my rescuer... You see my x husband thought work was something you would occasionally do in order to get drugs.. When our son was born he still had the same opinion. I remember standing in line at the food bank with my son for the first time and thinking never again will I allow myself to let someone else be in control of my finances. The next day I went out and got 3 menial but paying jobs...
The one man who was always there for me was my father. No matter what he would swoop in and rescue me. here's an example, I didn't have enough money for diapers so I called my father and asked him to borrow $50 dollars to buy some.. He picked me up took me to the grocery store and two grocery carts later we walked out.. He never asked me to repay it he just smiled and said one day help someone who needs it out..
I try very hard to
Friends... Hope you all have a safe and blessed holiday!! Cherish the ones you love!! HEY PPL! HOWS IT GOIN? I'M NEW HERE JUST LOOKIN FOR A FEW FRENZ TO HANG WIH...MAYBE SOME1 TO HELP ME OUT...MAYBE SHOW ME AROUND?
Disturbed's Stupify Awesome SongDrowning deep in my sea of loathing Broken your servant I kneel (Will you give in to me?) It seems what's left of my human side Is slowly changing in me (Will you give in to me?) Looking at my own reflection When suddenly it changes Violently it changes (oh no) There is no turning back now You've woken up the demon in me [Chorus:] Get up, come on get down with the sickness [x3] Open up your hate, and let it flow into me Get up, come on get down with the sickness You mother get up come on get down with the sickness You fucker get up come on get down with the sickness Madness is the gift, that has been given to me I can see inside you, the sickness is rising Don't try to deny what you feel (Will you give in to me?) It seems that all that was good has died And is decaying in me (Will you give in to me?) It seems you're having some trouble In dealing with these changes Living with these changes (oh no) The world is a scary place Now that you've woken up the demon in me [Chorus] (And
Contests That Don't Conform To The Rules SetI would like to know if anyone else has a problem in getting payouts for specific days with the right amouts posted.
This is like the third time I have tried to get into the rating contests and I for one do not think that the person or persons running it is keeping a legimate account of the ratings. I know that they do not pay the amounts offered for the ratings and this is getting to be a habit with some of the payers.
I have gotten to the level I am at by rating only and when the person or persons do not pay what is posted it is very discouraging to say the least.
I can not afford all the frills of bombs and autos and sure as Hell no one will give them to me so I thought entering a contest would be a fun way to aquire these things. But the way it is looking it has been fruitless and un profitable for me but not the one getting rated.
There is 7 more days to the contest and I will see where it ends up. If not a fair contest I will be writing another blog and naming names
ThidiTS ALL i HAVE EVER KNOWN
LIKE A THORN IN MY SIDE ITS GROWN
ITS ALL I HAVE EVER FELTT
SOMETIMES IT FEELS ITS ALL I HAVE BEEN DEALT,
ITS LIKE I CANT EVER GET AWAY
I GUESS I HAVE TO REALIZE ITS HERE TO STAY
I CANT RUN FROM IT I CANT HIDE
I HAVE FINALLY REALISED ITS INSIDE
I GUESS THIS IS HOW ILL HAVE TO GO ON
HOW MUCH LONGER ILL KNEVER KNOW
BUT I THINK THAT IF THE PAIN WILL FINALLY SUBSIDE
ILL PROBABLY GO ON EMPTY INSIDE
Giving BackWell, a couple weeks ago my wife and I got some sad news, our good friend, (of many years) Kat, was diagnosed with a rare form of Leukemia. She is currently undergoing chemo therapy and has a really great attitude about it. Immediately after receiving this news my wife and I decided to see how we could help. We found that we could help by fundraising with Team in Training. They even set us up with our very own website (mainly my wife as she signed up since I will be going on deployment soon) so we can see who has donated and how much. Anyway,I thought writing a blog and having a link herre might help in our efforts to raise money for research and to find a cure for Leukemia and Lymphoma. Here's the link
Thanks!
Help Starts At Home First So Fuck All This Haitian Bullshithelp starts at home first so fuck the Haitian bull shit and fuck off so fucking wut if u dont like my clinical reaction1 hr ago comment Spikey Mikey - ...16 mins ago-- 19 of 19hendrixclone said:fuck the gove dosent cair its not them so who gives a fuck rite well fuck no thair the first to go or we force them to start frome scratch and if we dont like it we make them start over again we kneed that fucking non citicen out of the house he fucking everything up just like god promises to change everything and wut happens fuuckn shit up even more well ill tell u want u are sined up bro im tyerd of this shit fuckkkkkkkkkkkSpikey Mikey - Pomoter @ the CTRL ALT DELETE Lounge said:Right on i mean our congress and pres. need to wake the fuck up and take a good look at what they r doing to us. I saw we march to Washinton D.C. and rasie some hell till our voices r heard.hendrixclone said:hell ya i wish it was like the old days weair we cairred guns around and someone dident like something thay fuc
Time TravelingIf man is creation of god, and man created tmie, then god himself has created time. And quite literally "It was only a matter of "TIME" before man could figure it out" It being time itself.
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Feelingswhy does it always to have end up with someone getting hurt? at the begining i asked please dont hurt me ive been through a lot an my heart cant take it getting hurt anymore an they reply dont worry i wont ever hurt you an they end up not wanting to talk an is already talking to there new "fav" friend. why do they say they really like you an get jealous over you hanging out with friends an then the next thing you know they dont want to talk to you anymore? WTF!!!!! seriously why does this always happen to me i am always getting my fucking heart broken by fucking people. does anyone really care? i mean if you have someone care so much about you that they help you with financial things to help get you out of the hole an to actually have a cell phone heat for you an your kids an have money to put food on the table. but yeah i guess the nice ones always get fucked at the end, but why is that? its like the assholes always get everything an the nice ones always get fucked over.
Do I Understand This Right?IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR
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*my Hate Top 10*
*making my own "HATE" top 10 * by lorelei~then u can repost your own~10. ungratefulness-if sum1 does sumthin nice...fuckin say thanxs 9. ppl who want to fight for no reason-now if u wanted me to run ur ass over then stay where u at stupid head! CANT U READ WHAT IT SAYS BEHIND MY CAR? "a.d.h.d"-lol...it really is there but its my bros band :) 8. when ppl whine about stupid shit-if u aint got da $ then dont be going buying shit like a grill (for ur mouth?) 7. all us women at once say it..."GUYS PUT THE FUCKIN TOILET SEAT DOWN!!!-hate in the middle of the night when ya gatta go and so tired we dont turn the light on...well ass...next time...im gonna clean the toilet w/ur toothbrush...now thats some funny shit! 6. when u pull into a gas station-the tard in front of u doesnt pull forward to empty one and stops and then a car pulls up to the empty one then sum1 pulls in back of u...wtf??? 5. you get a call @ 9 p.m -NO ASS...I DONT WANT BETTER INTEREST RATES!!!
More About MePlaying on cam with mt friends having some fun
Having a orgasm on open cam I really reached a orgasm that night
A teaser striptease doing a striptease for my friends
I'm a easygirl every male wants to see a close up of my pussy so here it is LOL, enjoy
In bed with Teddy, would you trade place?
If the response to this blog is good, I'll post a few more xoxoxo
I hear this song and had to make a video with it,its so good
Song LyricsYou Belong With Me
Taylor Swift
You're on the phone with your girlfriendShe's upsetShe's going off aboutSomething that you said'cause she doesn't get your humorLike I doI'm in the roomIt's a typical Tuesday nightI'm listening to the kind of musicShe doesn't likeShe'll never know your storyLike I doBut she wears short skirtsI wear t-shirtsShe's cheer captainAnd I'm on the bleachersDreaming about the dayWhen you wake up and findThat what you're looking forHas been here the whole timeIf you could seeThat I'm the oneWho understands youBeen here all alongSo why can't youSee you belong with meYou belong with me.Walking the streetsWith you and your worn out jeansI can't help thinkingThis is how it ought to beLaughing on a park benchThinking to myselfHey, isn't this easy?And you've got a smileThat could light up this whole townI haven't seen it in awhileSince she brought you downYou say you're fineI know you better than thatHey what you doingWith a girl like thatShe wears high heelsI wear sn
A Translation Of Yankee Dogs To Southern Dawgs(Yankee) German Shepherd Dog (Southern) Poh-leece Dawg
(Yankee) Poodle (Southern) Circus Dawg
(Yankee) St. Bernard (Southern) "Thank Gawd, Here Comes The Whiskey Dawg"
(Yankee) Doberman Pinscher (Southern-2 versions) Bad Dawg, or Dobimin Pinches
(Yankee) Beagle (Southern) Rabbit Dawg
(Yankee) Rottweiler (Southern) Bad Dawg AND Mean As Heck Dawg. Good dawg to guard the still.
(Yankee) Yellow Lab (Southern) Ol' Yeller Dawg
(Yankee) Black Lab (Southern) Duck fetchin' Dawg
(Yankee) Greyhound (Southern) Greased Lightnin' Dawg
(Yankee) Malinois (Southern) Another kind of Poh-leece Dawg
(Yankee) Blue Ticks, Red Bones, etc. (Southern) Prize Coon Dawgs
(Yankee) Pekinese (Southern) Mop Dawg
(Yankee) Chinese Crested (Southern) Nekkid Dawg
(Yankee) Dachshund (Southern) Wienie Dawg
(Yankee) Siberian Husky (Southern) Sled-Pullin' Dawg
(Yankee) Bouvier, Komondor (Southern) "What The Heck Kinda Dawg Is That?"
(Yankee) Great Dane, Mastiff (Southern) Danged
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Random QuotesWhile you SCREAM at ur woman, there's a man wishing he could talk softly to her ear... While u HUMILIATE, OFFEND and INSULT her, there's a man flirting with her & reminding her how wonderful she is. While u HURT ur woman, there's a man wishing he could make love to her. While u make ur woman CRY... there's a man is stealing smiles from her.
Difference Between Loving And CaringThere are those who care for youThen there are those who love you
Those who care protectThose who love fight
Those who care cherishThose who love worship
Those who care are mendThose who love heal
To care is to loveTo love is to care
If she cares for youShe loves you
She will always love youShe will always care for you
Notes From RklNot sure what to say, so I will tell you a story, well the first part of a story I am writing...let me know if you want to read more???
A Simple Tale
Written By
Rebeca Reagan
Chapter 1. Arrival
Deep green grass and fallen leaves tickled his white fur covered paws, as the long eared creature silently moved amongst the living trees of the ancient forest. His foresters highly honed intuition peeked by the sour scent assailing his delicate nostrils, eliminating from a pair of unusual young humans making an unexpected arrival in his woods.
However, instead of using any normal form of conveyance, that of horse, wing, or fin. The strangely dressed female, accompanied by her male servant had arrived by way of a most unfamiliar mode of transportation.
The females male servant had rode into his world through a tunnel of swirling rainbow of colored light, born on the back of a snorting metal beast that breathed flame and smoke from its twin nostrils. The two y
JamieHe cheats and then begs for me back, even asked me to marry him, the nerve thinking a ring will make it all better, well a ring doesn't cover the hole if you know what I mean!!!
Okayy.My name is Kendra. I'm bisexual and i really dont care what you think about it. Im agnostic so dont preach to me about god i really dont want to hear it. I have 3 older brothers mark, brandon, and will. They do get on my fubar so watch what you say. Im really sweet when it comes down to it. But dont piss me off.
PoemsLight in the End
Am I lovedDoes anyone careThese are my feelingsI'm afraid to shareWhat's this life forDoes anyone knowPlease tell me quickBefore I let goI guess no one heard meI wasn't loud enoughMy silent cry for helpWas taken as a bluffMy feet are getting tiredMy chest begins to acheMy mind is overwhelmedMy legs begin to shakeMy bodies getting weakerAs my spirit begins to tearI find myself holdingPill forms of despairThe decision I have madeI soon to regretAs the poison in my bodyBegins to take effect"You don't have to do this"I hear the voice quite clear"I've been there beforeSo for you I am here"Everything goes darkAs I am about to pass outI remember the voiceAnd what the message was aboutA few hours laterAs I open my eyesMy family and friendsCame as a surpriseMy Family brought loveAs my friends gave me hopeWhat I thought was the endHad turned into hopeAfter so much darknessI can feel the dim lightIt's going to take some timeTo adjust my poor sight
Please Help With Huge FavorPlease help me win this contest and vote for my bandSpanish Fly!! Vote more than once if you can!! Thank you and send me a message if you do help so Ican thank you!! We're about 8k votes short. Ugh!! Thanks in advance!!
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Xbox LiveI just recieved my monthy email from the powers that be at Xbox, although I admit I almost liked it better when Microsoft did not send out these "freindly" emails. It reads as follows:
R4Bulletz, here's your personalized Xbox News and Info:
Gamer Score 12055
Total time on Xbox Live last Month: 94 Hours 58 Min
Your Most Frequent Activity Last Month: Call of Duty Black Ops 48 hours 22 Min.
Other Activities You Enjoyed: Assassins Creed Brotherhood 21 hours 32 Min.
Netflix 15 Hours 30 Min.
Its almost depressing. Add me if you want to play: Gamer tag r4Bulletz
Sitting In A CellI sit in a lonely room. no one around. looking to the left, I see a guy wrestling with a dark figure.not knowing what it is, i go to look furthur. I see it's a shadow. In my mind, the face looks very familiar, I then, realize it's me. I look to the right. I see a mirror on a lonely wall. I walk to the mirror.As i gaze into the mirror, I see that i have no relection. Stunned, I look back at the guy wrestling the shadow.the guy now looks old, withered, and beaten down. I look back into the mirror, I see my face half beaten. Hoping for an escape, I go to the door, but the door is locked. I look through the keyhole and see an angel. The angel looks fimilar as well. finally it dawns, its my best friend and my lover. The one that always makes everything right when the skies are dark and gray. I start to feel better about the situation, but yet, I amstuck in this room with no key, no windows, and no way out. Feeling lost, I look back to the guy wrestling again,its me again. What can i do to g
Why Get Close To Someone Only Thing There Going To Do Is Hurt You!Never thought I could get hurt and my sprits be broken down so much like they have sense friday...
Friday I had been Dating this guy I took a Whole day to go spend with him and the whole time he did nothing but txt and talked on the phone to me yes it was very rude... So of course i was very upset and on the way home i didn't say much we got back to his house he like whats wrong and kept on well I am the type if you keep on i am going to say what i have to say well i told him how i felt he got pissed and about 2 hr after i left he txt me said he done ok not a problem yeah i cared about him but if your going to give up on me that easily then you don't wanna be with me anyways....yeah i was hurt more my feelings then anything but so one of my friends i thought was a good friend but apparently also really could give a shit less about me or he wouldn't of let someone do there kniving bullshit that they done..but anywho i went over there for some conf this person has always been there for
Alil Bit Of PoohlooSand, Sea & Chivalry> > > > Lover, like the salty swirling sea, you are sensuous, sultry, ...seducive. > > Mingle with me, without you I am but loose grains, > > only with your moisture do I become darker, > > yet I shine, and harden as your waves crash against me. > > Surely the waves do wet my lips, as rhythmicly you roll onto me. > > You tremble from the tempest, yet open your harbor to me. > > Enter I and into your way, fluidly moving with graceful splendor. > > I explore your states of ice and steamy release. > > Currents of that release seeping to your very core. > > Sirens of the sea have their song, but you provide their breath. > > With me share it, with a gasp,...a whisper. > > Always taking it from you, as it is your soul, to return it in my time. > > Longing for that next surge, alas I can only possess you for a spell. > > When life and love are but a vapor.
WHY WOMEN LOVE JERKS & MEN FALL FOR BITCHES!
(All of the examples below are true stories. However, names have be
Musichmmmm seems i've been banned from posting any more mumms today... anyhow.. I am thinking about doing an auction. What do ya think? 1 month VIP? 25 bling credit perhaps? Give me some ideas... I woke up today in London As the plane was touching down And all I could think about was monday And maybe ill be back around If this keeps me away much longer I dont know what i will do Youve got to understand its a hard life That im going through And when the night falls in around me I dont think ill make it through Ill use your light to guide the way Cause all I think about is you Well L.A is getting kinda crazy And New york is getting kinda cold I keep my head from geting lazy I just cant wait to get back home And all these days i spend away Ill make up for this i swear I need your love to hold me up When its all too much to bear And when the night falls in around me I dont think ill make it through Ill use your light to guide the way Cause all I think about is you And all these days i spe
It's 5 O'clock Somewhere --do You Know Where Ur Beer Is???copy and paste:
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you have to zoom in on some of the stuff with the + and - buttons @ the top. i got 26 in about 15min and then got stumped so i saved my game and havent went back to it yet. i thought it was pretty fun tho since i luv scary movies!!!
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just wanted 2 say a few things about the flag pic i have on LC. that's the flag that i looked at every day @ my last job. i loved that flag.
this is the new one they put up.... for probably at least 6 months i griped about the last flag because it's edges were so frayed.... and then one day there was this one. i dont have a flag @ my house but when i drive to and from work (84mi round trip) i always notice the flags that are waving. the flag is such a powerful symbol for the ppl of the USA i think or at least for me. it makes me feel good to see it. so even tho the ppl at my last job thought i was weird for talking about the flag flying outside the window and even ad
Shower Time - Erotic StoryTrain Reaction
I was running late for the subway. The party I went to ran a bit later than I had expected. As I rounded the turn style I saw the doors starting to close. I bit my lower lip and darted through the doors. Tired and out of breath I flopped down onto the nearest seat. After a few moments I had caught my breath and began to look around the car. It was just another woman and myself. As I looked at her again I could see that she was visibly upset. I got up from where I sat to sit closer to her. As I made idle chitchat I found out she was supposed to meet her boyfriend for dinner and she’d sat there for an hour or so before he called her and cancelled. I moved my arm around her shoulders, watching her face as she told me about her horrible night, she was crying. I brought my fingers up to her face and wiped away the tears as I looked into her eyes. She was beautiful. I took a chance. I leaned forward and pressed my lips against hers. I felt my heart leap as she returned my k
LifeWell fokes I have the flu I have the chills,stuffy nose, fever and I just don't feel godd gonna shower and go to bed....night all!!! Ya know what's sad women who mess around with married men now don't get me wrong men sometimes start it but u would think women would be smarter and step back and say i can do better who am i to finish breaking up a broken family if u ask me they are desparate for affection and will do anything to get it but ya know 9 out of 10 men end up going back to their wifes anyhow and where does that leave u sitting there lookin like an ass...also another thing that pisses me of is when after the break up is done the other women always has to look at his profile and his wifes to see what is up like.... do they comment and, has she written a blog, or are they fighting here is a clue...u know who u are when u read this....get a life and move on it is over go find something new and better and leave me alone!!!I am sorri he hurt u but u knew going into it that he was m
Yay!!!Well my dad was able to get off of work to come and see me the 19 of next month. But still keep your fingers crossed becuz he has jury duty the day before he comes to see me. The last two times they didnt need him. So please pray that they dont need him or that the trial doesnt go into the next day. Thanks for everyone's support.
What If I Never Hold U"°What if I never hold you, or kiss your lips again? I beg don't leave me I never want to leave you and our memories if we can make it threw this as friends we can conquer the world together as i think about you still giveing me butterfly's as you are my shiny star you are my light at the end of this dark tunnel
Hellothere is a new pic that i just put up i made it for my sister brandie help me out let me know what you think leave a comment just wanted to let everyone know i have new pics up so come comment on them. and help a sista out. i have a long way to go to get to the next level.
Fun StuffHey is there anyone in my area going out tonight? I'm looking for a good time!!! You Are 20% Pure
You've either done it, thought about it, or at least heard about it.
Luckily, there's a few things left for you to try!
How Pure Are You?
JokesA man who went to church with his wife always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this. One Sunday, she took a long hatpin with her to poke him with every time he would doze off. As the preacher got to a part in the sermon where he shouted out, "And who created all there is in 6six days and rested on the seventh," she poked her husband, who came flying out of the pew and screamed, "Good God almighty!"
The minister said, "That's right, that's right," and went on with his sermon. The man sat back down, muttering under his breath and later began to doze off again. When the minister got to, "And who died on the cross to save us from our sins," the wife hit him again, and he jumped up and shouted, "Jesus Christ!" The minister said, "That's right, that's right," and went on with his sermon.
The man sat back down and began to watch his wife and when the minister got to, "And what did Eve say to Adam after the birth of their second child?" the wife start
And So I Begin To Write...OMG! I think i'm allergic to outside! I sneeze everytime i go out there! and my eyes start to water and my nose sarts to itch and then yea! ASHES 2 ASHES,
DUST 2 DUST,
IN the clown is what WE TRUST,
IN Juggahoe WE BUST,
IF YOU KILL A bigit,
YOU WIN A PRIZE,
IF YOU KILL A Juggalo,
YOUR WHOLE FAMILY DIES!!
AND REMEMBER black
RATS CANT RUN IN
DA BRIGHT green SKY.
clowns pOPPIN' hos DROPPIN
clowns FLYIN' hos DYIN'
clowns PIMPIN' hos LIMPIN'
clowns pUCCIN' hos DUCCIN'
clowns COMIN' hos RUNNIN'
clowns RIPPIN' hos DRIPPIN'
LET IT RAIN, LET IT DRIP
bUST A Juggahoe IN DA LIP
LET EM' FALL, IN DA MUD
then pass the axe AND KILL DAT Juggahoe
hos ARE rats
clowns ARE true
DISRESPECT MY SET AND
WE COMIN FOR YOU.
CCCCCCCCLLLLLAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEND THIS TO ALL THE Juggalo's IF YOU GOT THERE bACK!
IF YOU GET THIS bACK YOU GOT RESPECT This is to my Lo,
and he's a real Lo fo sho,
if he needs any help he's just gotta let me know.
I'll be there till the end,
his a
WeatherWinter time really does suck. We got about 3 to 4 inches of snow this past weekend and well this snow isn't going away. The roads are an icy mess and people are dumb and don't slow down.
I hate winter time in Alaska and unfortunately it will be here until April which really sucks.
It is snowing outside. I am so not ready for snow but I guess winter is here. :(
Mercedes"Never" frown... because even when you are sad, you never know who is
falling in love with your smile.
>
Hmmmmm.... Perhaps "God" wants us to meet a few "wrong" people before meeting the right
one, so when we finally meet this person, we will truly know how to be
"grateful".
What's Your Kinky Turn On?You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Bondage92%Chains/Handcuffs83%Biting75%Whips58%Blind Folds42%Blood0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com
Sexual1.Would u have sex with me?
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2.What position would u ........ me in?
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3.Would u suck me up/eat me out?
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4.Would u sex me hard?
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5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me?
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6.Give me a naked pic?
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7.Would u do me in the shower?
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8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me?
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9.Would u have a 3-some with me?
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10.What makes u want 2 have sex with me?
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11.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed?
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12.Where would u do me @?
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13.Would u do me in front of people?
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14.Would u do me again and again?
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15.Would u do me in the rain?
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16.Would u mind if we did it like ........ stars?
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17.Would u have phone sex with me?
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18.If i gave u my heart would u love it or let it go?
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19.Would u do me once then leave me the next day?
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20.Would u tell me the truth no matter what it i
WsuWe beat the #16 team in the nation today
i will post pics later on we rushed the field... shit was loud ... i cant talk... an now i am tired night pplz
whatever...
lataz WOOO im like a kid before christmas... I jus want this week over and it to be saturday... WSU takes on the Cal Bears .. its gonna be a great game
BoredMy score on The What is your REAL age Test:You are 41 years old!!
Link: The What is your REAL age Test
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Wishful Thinking"It is common knowledge that older men seek vulnerability in younger females. The femmes are easily duped into believing said man cares for her. She misses the signs and ends up with a "broken heart". She ends up being used for sex. Older men want older women to satisfy their need for conversation and company. Older men want younger women to satisfy their need for lust."
Are all men like this, or it is a false statement?
Your thoughts please?? She fixes her lips, they always look perfect.
Never a smudge line, never too much.
He tries on his blue shirt, she told him she liked it once.
She wonders what he'll wear. She knows just what she'll wear.
She always wears blue.
Sneakers or flipflops. He's starting to panic.
Remember she asked you...remember to breathe.
I just love it. I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house
That don’t bother me
I can take a few tears now and then and just let them out
I’m not afraid to cry every once in a while
Even though going
Living......well ive been gone for a while.so i wanted to let am my family an friends know im back,an its so nice to see everyone again.kisses to you all!
LoveHERE IS JUST A LITTLE ADVICE FROM ME IT REALLY HELPS
NEVER LET ANYONE CHANGE YOU FROM WHO YOU ARE. BECAUSE NOT A SINGLE PERSON IS JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER PERSON. IN ORDER TO BE HAPPY YOU HAVE TO BE YOUR SELF. MY MOTTO IS "IT IS BETTER TO BE HATED FOR WHO YOU ARE THAN LOVED FOR WHO YOU ARE NOT."
EVERYONE NEEDS TO BE THERE OWN PERSON AND CAN'T BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE JUST TO MAKE THE OTHER HAPPY, YOU HAVE TO BE HAPPY TO. THIS IS THE MOTTOW THAT I LIVE BY EACH DAY IT REALLY HELPS
IT IS BETTER TO BE HATED FOR WHO YOU ARE THAN LOVED FOR WHO YOU ARE NOT Well today I just found out that i am good to go into the reserves. I know that it would be good for me. My kids are happy for me to. I think the hardest part would be to be with out them for the training. But what mother would not miss there kids. I will keep every one posted on my road to sucess.
I do know that if you want something don't let love stand in the way of what your trying to accomplish. I almost did and it set me furth
Save Me..!!!save me from the horror of dial up. yes iam back home save and sound buy sadly verysadly i have dialup...really real bad dial up an i cant really use LC like it should be, might take for every to chat look at pics and respond to messages...SOOOOOOo if you have yahoo add me please at darkinnoents@yahoo.com
at darkendremar@hotmail.com
for you MSN user
please add me and sont thinki forgot you..*hugs*
PoemsA man from Texas , driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls-Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?"
The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do."
"I got one too... see?" the Texan says.
"Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."
"You got a fax machine?" asks the Texan.
"Why, actually, yes, I do."
"I do too! See? It's right here!" brags the Texan.
The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen says, "So, do you have a double bed in back there?"
The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?"
"Yep, got my double bed right in back here," the Texan replies.
The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off. Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he immediately goes to a customizing shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his car.
About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He picks up his car and drives all over tow
StoriesAn erotic night in which she had planned
As I gave in to her every demand
Her skin like milk and body so cold
My soul once mine has now been sold
Her eyes they glowed in the pitch black room
With a smile on her face to seal my doom
Her nails so sharp she scraped down my chest
My blood then trickled onto her breasts
We shared our blood in the passion and fire
A taste so sweet that we both now desire
I can see her face in every candle flame
All I ask is to know her name
I knew right then we were meant to be
because the girl I loved was cursed like me
For she hates the morning and loves the night
Our lust increase's by the fires light
She hunts like an animal as she stalks her prey
For the victim she gets will never see another day
She fed on the innocent and her feelings were blind
Until she confronted another of her kind
It was I she had met and with no regret
We pierced each other to start the bloodlet
Our wounds so deep the blood would not
Poetry All MineLOVE
Crystal water colors in my heart, shine and twinkle and break apart.
The moon over virgo does rise, but changes constant like the tides.
Fragile and beating, warm but still bleeding. Hold me up but tie me down.
I've given a gift, make the kill clean and swift.
Then burn and scatter the ashes. I hate him with every thying in me..3 years ending with lies opon lie..he ad a whole second life I didn't know about and probly already as some one else...I swear I wish karma would be swift and squash him into the dirt ..married in my heart to some one who would stabb me in the back and wreck our happy home out of selfishness. such a freaking lier and I hope to god you women know who and what he is and stay away from him he left his 2 year old lil girl in emotional peices just cause I would't willingly let him fuck arround. This is more a rant then a poem. I keep hearing from women about the father of my child. Saying hes tried to play then using this site. What am I supposed to
Whatever....For those of you that work out but aint done it in a while...dont stop...LMAO. I went back to the gym after a looong layoff...I am going to hurt like nobody's business tomorrow...lol.
I think I will lie down on the couch until this feeling of getting in shape passes.....:-o
LMAO...not OK...for those of you who might be questioning the surgery....no, it was not to attach my balls back to my body, nor was it brain surgery (although I have argued w/ myself a number of times to kick the habit...). It was shoulder surgery due to too many dislocations. Now..the million dollar question...do I get back on?? Mebbe I oughta put up a poll....LMAO
What Does Your Kiss Taste Likepeople love bein' kisses by you, just because you bring out pasion, obbsesion and Love when you kiss....You must be a warm and open minded person with a very big heart.cherry's69%Candy69% You scored as cherry's. Your kisses are sweet and Hot just like cherry's
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FriendsIn kindergarten your idea of a good friend was the person who let you have the red crayon when all that was left was the ugly black one.
In first grade your idea of a good friend was the person who went to the bathroom with you and held your hand as you walked through the scary halls.
In second grade your idea of a good friend was the person who helped you stand up to the class bully.
In third grade your idea of a good friend was the person who shared their lunch with you when you forgot yours on the bus.
In fourth grade your idea of a good friend was the person who was willing to switch square dancing partners in gym so you wouldn't have to be stuck do-si-do-ing with Nasty Nick or Smelly Susan.
In fifth grade your idea of a friend was the person who saved a seat on the back of the bus for you.
In sixth grade your idea of a friend was the person who went up to Nick or Susan, your new crush, and asked them to dance with you, so that if they said no you wouldn't h
Random ThoughtsI hate the fact that when someone rates you something lower than a '10', they are anonymous to you unless they put a message on your wall. If someone rates me a '1' I would wanna know who and then ask them why I deserved a '1'. If this wasn't so anonymous, I don't think anyone would have the balls to rate below a '10', but since their identity is safe, they can be the punk bitches that they are. If I rate something below a '10' then I put a comment why I did so, but then again I've never rated below a '10'. So I say, if anyone out there rates anything of mine below a '10', please let me know who you are and don't be a punk ass, trick ass, mark ass bitch about it. If you feel something in your heart about me, LET IT OUT! LET IT BE KNOWN TO ME AND EVERYONE HERE! Can I get an amen?!
Another thing I got from a friend.
THINGS GIRLS NEED TO UNDERSTAND WHEN IN A RELATIONSHIP
-When we ask you what you want for your birthday/anniversary/Christmas/Kwanza/Whatever, don't say "Nothing" or
Inside Of MeMy Missing Parts
Why were they taken,
Way before their time?
You must have be mistaken,
Maybe the wrong place or time?
Their love I do still feel,
Even though you've stolen them,
Is there a time I'll fully heal?
My mind races with memories of them.
Their hearts were huge,
Their smiles so bright,
I've lost my refuge,
Ihope what you've done is right.
Never whole will my heart ever be,
Thanks to what you've done,
Can't you see,
You've done it..you've won.
Right here and now,
I break out a cry,
Wondering how,
My WrittingsWritten by me (Peek A Boo)
Unspoken Words
It's the middle of the afternoon and my mind has been engulfed into a land that only seems to bring visions of you. Your standing there in your blue jeans and t-shirt with that sexy smirk you always display. I can see in your eyes there's a desire, a desire that only you and I seem to understand. Your silence says I want you yet; you aren’t sure how to proceed. Your eyes dance around my body as your mind says how do I start? I can see you trembling as many thoughts race threw your mind it’s a moment you’ve been waiting for and now your scared to start. “Dear God, can this be happening?” you silently think to yourself, shake your head in disbelief and softly whispering, “This just can’t be real?” Taking your hand into mine I softly whisper, “This is real, the time has come!” as I lay a light kiss upon your cheek. I step-back, look deep into your eyes only to see our passions dancing in unison as we exchan
HiIF YOU COULD RATE ME. I WILL TO THE SAME TO HELP AND ONE TO GET POINTS FOR BOTH OF US!!! THANKS FOR ALL THE HELP!! hi everyone my name is Christy and i wanted to come by and say hi. please come by and rate my pro. and leave comments and i will do the same for you. i really need the points thank you
your friend,
Christy
Photosynthesis[yes this has been posted as a bulletin, but feel free to make your own in a response]
i am 'photosynthesis' in a nutshell!
A craptacular quiz by Danielle!
1. When you were a kid, did it make you kind of happy when other kids got in trouble? Did you taunt or mock them with evil glee?
:: "i laugh in the face of danger. ha. ha. ha.!" [in a tempestuous laugh!].
i was in trouble everyday, so if another kid getting in trouble was what it took to keep me company in detention, or the principles office, well then i was strangely amused!
2. Do you have a neurosis (or two or three)?
:: i guess it all depends on how you catagorize the word "neurosis". I tend to mimick the likeness of an individual with OCD. For example: It is critical that i have no more, or no less than 222 friends on my myspace list. This afternoon i woke up to find that all that deleting and scouring got me nowhere! i now have 221 friends, and i am seriously considering crawling back to a "friend" whom i h
Hey Cherries - Over HereI have pictures of the World's Greatest Ass, but I hit my pic limit, could you help me increase my status by rating me or my pictures and as a reward, you will see the best behind your eye's ever focused on. I have pictures of the World's Greatest Ass, I'm talking mouth watering - but I hit my pic limit, could you help me increase my status by rating me or my pictures and as a reward, you will see the best behind your eye's ever focused on.
Go to Sin DeReLla's photo contest and throw some comments for me I think I dead last or close to it
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Forgotten OhioOk here's a cemetry that gave me nightmares the first night. I dreamt I was back in the cemetry and these kids was hanging and next thing I knew they started chanting your next, your next I woke up screaming anyway here you go
http://www.forgottenoh.com/Counties/Coshocton/coshocton.html
http://forgottenoh.com/page1.html
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I'm Free!!!!!ok im finally free from classes!!!! WOOT. I am so glad too, so i think i am going to take a long break from college now!!! Not completely for sure yet though! Just thought id let ppl know!!
VacationI just want to let all my friends know that I am going to be a bit out of touch here for about three weeks. I am flying to texas saturday and me and Stacey will be driving back up here to boston sunday to spend the holidays with my family. Jan 2 we are heading back to texas and I am moving there to live with the love of my life. I will be on occasionally during this time but I will catch up with all of you when we return. I wish each and every one of you a happy joyous holiday season.
Mike
Christmas WishesHere it is the Christmas wish list. All you have to do is post this and let people check off what they would want to do to you.
[]Hug
[]Kiss on cheek
[]Kiss on lips
[]Hold hands
[]Cuddle
[]Make out
[]Boom in my bedroom
[]Sit on your lap
[]Go on a date with you
[]Just be friends
[]Be more than friends
[]Love me
[]Like me
[]Kiss under the Mistletoe
[]Get to know me more
[]be with me
[]just hangout with me
[]fuck me
[]rape me
[]Love me for ever till the day you die
How old do I look?
[] pre-teen 11-12
[] early teens 13-15
[] mid-teens 16-17
[] late teens 18-19
[] early twenties 20-23
[] mid twenties 24-26
[] late twenties 27-29
[] early thirties 30-33
[] mid thirties 34-36
[] late thirties 37-39
How good do I look from 1-10 (1- ugly/10- hott)
[] 1
[] 2
[] 3
[] 4
[] 5
[] 6
[] 7
[] 8
[] 9
[] 10
Do I have nice eyes?
[] yes
[] no
Would you be sad if I moved away?
[] yes
[] no
Would you come visit me?
[] yes
[] no
Name A DrinkName A Beer, a liquor or any kind of alcholic drink... and
lets see if we can start an alcoholic chain gang... name a one without repeating then re-post... PERIOD!!!
*~B33~*-- Jack Daniels
JULIO-G -- Bud Light
Turtle G- Budwiser
E-von-- Purple stuff
Nea*perkinz*--southern comfort
Skeebs--carona
K.ROSE~"HYPNOTIC"
BEAUTIFUL--~--"YAGUR"
N8tive Honey-Everclear
Raena- Frozen Margarita
Candy-amaretto sour
Lushuslou-Piece of Ass (SoCo, ammaretto, sweet n sour, on rocks)
Pretty ~ Long Island Ice Tea....was my favorite when I drank
~CaRrOtS~ Tequilla
Jennifer~~~Grey Goose
MoJo!***FUBAR***
Amanda~ Smirnoff Raspberry
Mysticpotion ~ Crown!!!
Seductionand the Bringer of Light said..
I have forgotten my own name,
Demon, Misleader, driving me insane,
Taunting tainted fruit not for my tasting,
As in the juices of lust I'm basting.
Believing I'm climbing higher,
All along damning my heart with this fire,
Slowly binding to passions you're inflicting,
Sensations forbidden, observed once with convicting.
Desire ruling this human form,
Swelling heat in a boiling storm,
Temperature rising, preparing incineration,
Waiting in poisonous delight, anticipating penetration.
Fitting we meet as I was upward going,
Your serpent's tail now showing,
Masquerading, you greet with black deception,
Can I withstand its full erection?
Tortured not knowing, will I ever be the same,
Sanity again to reign?
Transmuted genes from years of disconnection,
Something's missing in this game called Seduction.
Love,
You say for it you're searching,
While drowning in selfish identity, lurking.
Deceiver, before the fall I saw you her
Tell HerDear Alcohol
Current mood: bored
Dear Alcohol:
First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holiday's hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings.
However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions.
While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:
1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?
2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sau
This Is For Me So I Dont Lose It Lolwallking in the moonlight
down these empty streets
its here i wonder if your thinking of me
lost and feeling lonely
coss your worlds away
time has no feelings
and i learn that each day
than one by one the stars take away the sun
once more
and all that i can do is dream i say
i can fight the night with out you
i cant fight the night theres no way
i cant fight the night with out you
i cant fight the night
can you here me calling
im at the end of the line
you got the power to save me
its a matter of time
so i just keep on waiting
for that knock on my door
so we can turn time around
and make love like before
cos in my heart
i know this stranger in the dark
is you your memory keeps haunting me
i cant fight the night without you
i cant fight the night theres know way
i cant fight the night without you
i cant fight the night
if there was half a chance
to catch a moment with you
id like it more than ever
i wont let go i cant let go
let go........
then on
New Cherry Blog...Buried at PhotoCasket.com best time to perform this spell is on a full moon,on friday.
ingredients are:one of your hairs ,one of his hairs,tape.
1. carefully tie the hairs together,as you tie a knot repeat this incantation:\"this lovers knot binds me and thee,toghether we will always be\"2.tape the hairs to the back of your headboard or underneath your bed.Caution be careful you want this love to last it is hard to break once cast.!!!! MM, first time here and already i love it and by the way my favorite fruit is a Cherry.anyway wishing all of you a very Happy New Year and hoping you all get what you are reaching for .may we all find happiness in our lives.and dont forget to go and visit and rate .thanks. loving from Texas.
Off Line For A Few DaysWill be back online fully Feb 1st, i sucks not having internet, but I have this sucky wireless connection, miss you all so much kisses, Hi it snowed today alot packign up and movig tomorrow so I may be off line for a few days, but not to worry I will be back and hope to find lots of sexy comments and friends request!!! Kisses I will miss you.
Alyse
Damn This Life I Live!>>!!!>>!>!>>!why ...like ex's and old friends that i haven't talked to since i moved from hollywood. i feel like people that i really really really dislike keep coming back to slap me in the face...ew!
i hate small towns like santa clairita
where everone knows everyone. damn seeing some bitch (who will stay un-named)date old bf's or dumb sluts trying to hang out with my very impressionable sisters!
and this is why i hate the fact that i dwell on shit that isn't even worth my time anymore.... sometimes i hate things like myspace.com and cherrytap...not so much cherrytap but myspace for sure!
damn...oh well marijuana will help
xoxox
celest
when life gives you lemons~~
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squeeze them in someones eyes! damn....
my friend asked me to do a favor for her and fill in for her bf @ work....but she failed to mention it was a form of telemarketing....or worse face to face with people trying
First Blog...Huh. This is my first day on CherryTap and I think it's awesome. I love making new friends- it's basically the reason why I'm a member of this. I need to be with people more lol.
But it still doesn't change who I am lol. Have you read my profile? You should- because I am serious. Word for word, every bit of it!
But it doesn't make me a mean jerk. I can be- but I can also be lenient with you peepz lol. I like chillin' and shit. I have no real problems with people. So, if y'all wanna hang out with me and have fun.. believe me when I tell you- fun is my speciality. Oh yea- and keeping you busy.. that's for sure lol. *I don't mean in bed, since I'm happily taken*
Anyways, I'm just chillin at the moment talking to a friend on AIM right now and waiting for my man to wake up. :)
I think CherryTap is the shit! I like the attention from the public :) What do you think of my layout now? I was bored so I decided to chill on cherrytap and change my page. I like pink so I think this is the pag
Good Bye!!I am ending the *SavagE HearT* family, so you can remove it from your name. Looks like I will be leaving Cherry Tap some time this week. It was great knowing you & I am happy you chose to be in the little family I created :-) Take good care of yourself!
Hurt But In Lovei am that man u want and u know u do and u want it for all tme and i would love to put my arms around u again and make love to u and have u back the way i met u hun and would give up the world for u. i would die for would love u for all time hun and u are the one i want for all time and love u with all my heart and soul and will hand u whatever i can hun everything i had would love to have it back all te good things come out to be the best time of my life and the time we spent together was worth everything love her so much and will do anything to have her back in my life and would love to hold her again in my arms and have her in my life again i will tell anyone off ofr her would hold her touch her body and love her with all my heart the hole n my heart was bc i gave up on something i should have held on to and never let go i love er soo much
LEAH BURCH I LOVE U SO MUCH
YOUR BABYBOO FOREVER good u feel so stupid for thingking something could be real when i my heart
Secretwhat is a smile?
but a crack
in your face.
what is forever?
when it ends
abruptly before its time.
what is happy?
when deep down
you are sad.
what is sleep?
you lay down
though your mind never sleeps.
what is help?
when everyone says
find out for yourself.
what is life?
but a time capsule
of wasted time.
what is "I LOVE YOU?"
but three words
that mean for now.
what is writting?
but chaos
on a clean piece of paper.
what is a word?
but a noise
breaking silence.
our soldiers
our soldiers go overseas to fight
giving our country their lives
to uphold our american right
our soldiers give honor to their family and wives
they shocked our world on 9/11
when they destroyed our towers
for that they will never see their god or heaven
they will fall to our allied powers
they bomb our subways and crash our plans
striking our allied countries from within a cell
they will suffer for these great pains
some b
Fed UpI finally have the internet back! It still amazes me how much i love and hate the internet. But well here we are again!! Nice to see some new faces and sorry about the long break.
hugs and kisses Why do I love you so? Why does my heart skip a beat when you are near? Your smile is what brightens my day. Yet it is never for me. You never see me as anything, yet to me you are everything. You seek others that will only hurt you where I will love you. I see what is good and right with you, but you never see that with me. So haw can I love you and you not love me? Where did I go wrong? What was mt crime? I know I'm not perfect, but who is? I would never try to change you only love you for who you are. Open your eyes to that which is right before you or you may lose it forever.
This dedicted to all who have loved someone and had them realize to late what they lost. May it never happen to you again.
Hugs and Kisses why is it human nature to ingore what is right under our noses?
DeletingHey guys, my CT page is now with my girlfriends.
http://www.cherrytap.com/user/594177
Add us, fan us, rate us...love us! i am deleting cherry tap sometime very soon. thats all i got to say thnks for being my friends and bye
Thanks Everybody!!!!Well i made some awesome new friends with my blast and I just wanted to let everybody know that you should say hi anytime, im around a bunch cuz im an addict and ill try to get to ya as soon as i can!!
Thanks for all the love and thanks for allemas69 for getting it for me!! yayyyy....
now i only have 90000 to go still lol but thats better than 300,000 but anyway
THANKS AGAIN
LUVZ YA!!!
~Cindy
Thanks to all my wonderful friends and fans I am now officially a P-I-M-P!! hehe
just what i always wanted to be!!
I just wanted to say thanks to everybody, not just to help me level but becuz i have some pretty fantastic friends on here!!
I luv ya all....if theres anything i can do for ya let me know....ill do my best!!
Have a fantastic dayyy!!
Say hi anytime....
luvz ya
~PRINCESS CINDY
hehe Just sayin thanks to the peeps that dont read the bulletins hehe!!
I am not gonna win the Sexiest Eyes Contest, but I did wanna say THANKS TO ALL that HELPED ME!!!
I was
Face PaintAfter three years of single, dateless life, I have found someone that makes my heart skip beats everytime I see her. The scent of her hair makes me weak. To be around her brings happiness. She knows of my interest but much like my heart, shes taken. She is with a great guy and I would never want to do anything to change that. That would be selfous. Why her, I mean I know why shes taken, shes great. We share more in-commen than anyone I have met in such a long time. Music, food, style, what we like in a partner, etc. We are friends, and for that I truely hold close to my heart. We can talk for hours on the phone and have yet to run short on what to say. You wanna talk about a "crush" here on CT?? That is nothing compared to what I feel for this girl. I do dream about her, but to my own supprise they are never sexual. Thats unheard of since I havent dreamed in years, atleast not that I can recall. One would think that with my feelings for her that it my spring forth sexual dreams of disi
My Short StoriesShe stared out of her dust covered window, into the garden. It once lived, she mused silently. It lived till he had died, now it is nothing but a garden of stone and thorns, a place where nothing grew anymore, nothing thrived there of beauty. He had been stolen from her, before she could ever realize how much was being taken for granted. He was her love, the only one that had walked the earth. Now, weathered and wrinkled, her only comfort was a painted picture. The painting had came from him, the one he was working in the orchard on that sad, sad day. Her painter, so talented, so young,now gone.
On that day, she regretted not looking for him. She figured that he fell asleep amongst the apples and the sweet grass that he loved so. The sun blazed its circle in the sky, followed by the sun's wife, the pale faced moon and then again the morning, happy and wondrous once again. She awoke alone, frustrated that he could stay out so long and not come home. She dressed cursing him under her b
Thank You!!!OMG.. It's finally over!!! I haven't heard 100% for sure from the contest holder but I am pretty sure I did win! Thank you from the bottom of my heart to everyone that helped me! 54,000 comments is a lot of dedicated friends! Thank you!! I sure as hell couldn't have done it without everyones help!
Pantyshotz you have been there with me since the beginning and OMG Girl I love ya to death I know I couldn't have done it without you!
I will as promised return the favor to everyone that helped me.. Contests let me know and I will be there!! For the record.. That was my last contest that I will be in.. For a very long time if not ever!! :)
Also, for those of you that also was promised my private folder is open.
*Sorry put in wrong blog folder.. :) *
Ants BlogsA little girl goes to a pet shop and asks
"excuthe me do you have any widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts,
he gets down on his knees so that he is on her level and says
"do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft fwuffy bwack wabbit,
or one like that widdle bwown one over there?"
The little girl blushes, rocks back on her heels,
puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers,
" I don't wealy fink my anaconda gives a phuc."
Please pledge on Live Earth on the following link....
http://www.liveearthtree.com/?id=11497 I been nosing around at profiles, and i have come to the conclusion that ALL the sexiest females are American.
Am i living in the wrong country???
Somebody please get me a plane ticket and give me a roof over my head and i'm there, lol.
RacismThe following scene took place on a BA flight between Johannesburg and London.
This is (supposedly) a true story.
A White woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a Black man. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess.
"Madam, what is the matter," the Hostess asked.
"You obviously do not see it then?" she responded. "You placed me next to a Black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat."
"Be calm please, " the Hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another seat is available."
The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the Economy class.
I spoke to the Captain and he informed me that there are also no seats in the Business class. All the same, we still have one seat in the First class."
Before the woman could say anything, the Hostess continued: "It i
Scraggley VoiceSCENE: A burglar has broken into a home at night and is stealthily creeping through a room with a flashlight. He picks up a CD Player and places it in his sack.
SCRAGGLEY VOICE: Jesus is watching you.
[Burglar freezes, switches flashlight off and waits. Hearing nothing more, he turns his flashlight back on and starts to disconnect the wires to a stereo].
SCRAGGLEY VOICE: Jesus is watching you.
[Burglar frantically shines his light all around the room which comes to rest on a parrot in the corner]
BURGLAR: Did you say that?
PARROT: Yep -- I'm just trying to warn you.
BURGLAR: Warn me? Who are you?
PARROT: Moses
BURGLAR: Moses? What kind of people would name a bird Moses?
PARROT: The same kind that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.
[I know this had an unhappy ending]
Been A Grave MisunderstandingI don't care who the Fuck u are.You've had it out for me since I join'd the Covenant.It's better now.Now I don't have to deal with your being a Bully.An checking up on me like a Fly on Shit.An your proberly right on my Curse,I don't have the Power I had as a young Man.I have no formal schooling on the use of Curses.An I have never sent one on the Winds before,either.I cannot remove it,thou.It must travel it's course.Yesterday was a sad,day,as I had to compose a letter to Lord Lestat.Asking him to remove me from his Covenant.As I removed myself.mostly a great bunch of people in the Covernant,+ some are friends.Some accociated with the Covenant have been very good to me,as well.I treat all with Respect + Dignity,till I'm Crossed.I ment Mistress of Wolves no Harm,all I wanted was to help with her turmoil that,I felt was there.I was not being Disrespectful to her in any way.I would never overstep my bounderies in any way.Towards anyone in this Great Familly.I did use poor judgement by not
The Images I PostJust uploaded a few shots from the Alice Cooper concert last night. Before anyone asked, I thought I'd answer the questions usually asked, and some not.
The camera is a HP M307 Photosmart camera. The SD card was a 1.0 gig Sandisk. The batteries were new Energizer Lithiums. The camera settings were for 200 ISO. I was shooting from the second row, and the flash was turned off.
Any other questions, feel free to ask.
I look at other people's profiles, and they have a ton of images up. I look at mine, and I see a scant handful.
It's not that I don't have enough to put up - hell, there's something like 3500 up on my website! I only have a few up so as to not bore everyone. I have a few up on here that aren't even up on my website. I dunno, maybe I'm just picky.
My Crafty SideSome of you I'm sure know these as the Eye of God, but I'm calling them, Eye of the Beholder. I'm making these for my mom (in-law) in the hopes that people like them enough to possibly pay for them in order to try and raise a little bit of money for her fundraising efforts on her project.
I figure that she can display the ones I make within the next week or so and if people like them then they can either buy the ones she's showing or they can put in a request for a certain size/color/etc.
I've made three so far...I like these because they can vary in size, color, shape and are easy to make, which is what I need right now with so much going on.
Anyway, here are the first three.
QuizzesYour Name:
2. Age:
3. Fave Color:
4. Are you a virgin?
5. How tall are ya ?
6. Do you like to dance ??
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Are we friends?
2. Do you have a crush on me?
3. Would you kiss me?
4. ...with tongue?
5. Would you enjoy it?
6. Would you ever ask me out?
7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
11.Would you walk on the beach with me?
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
13. Do you/have you talk junk about me?
14. Do you think I'm a good person?
15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)[no sex]?
16.Would you let anything happen in that bed?
17.Do you think I'm handsome/cute ?
18. If you could change anything about me -would you?
19.Would you die for me?
20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
21. Will you post this so I can
To My Angelshi gang, just got back from the doctors,
so thought I'd let ya all know whats going on,
got some liver damage and pancreatitis,
there gonna set up a time/date to do a blood transfusion to take some of the toxins out of my liver and they put me on a diffrent liver pill this morning, saied I should be ok as long as my kidneys don't start messing up on my,
gotta take these...
three times a day for awhile and see if it can heal my liver, looks alot better then it has been, so keep good thoughts and everything will be ok ,
love ya all remember that and I'll be back to my old self soon hopefully, now if thats a good thing or not I'll leave up ta ya'll lmaooo (*_*)
thnx 4 everything you are truely awsome,
talk soon luv ya'z
Blonde With Flat TireA blonde gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day.
So she eases her car over to the shoulder of the road.
Our blonde carefully steps out of the car and opens
the trunk. She takes out two life-sized cardboard men,
unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle
facing oncoming traffic. The cardboard men are in
trench coats, both exposing themselves to oncoming traffic.
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up
with rubber neckers. It wasn't very long before a police
officer arrived.
The Officer, clearly enraged, approached our disabled blonde
yelling, "What in the world is going on here?!"
"My car broke down, Officer, I have a flat tire." she says calmly.
The officer asks, "Well...what's with these obscene cardboard
men here by the road?!"
She replied, "Oh...those are just my emergency flashers!" :-)
To My Dear WifeI am so proud of my son Dakota he was presented 3 Rewards today at school. He got the Principal's Honor Roll Award for Having All A's , He got a Citizenship Award for showing good Citizenship in the school. And he Also got the Top Flight Eagle Award for working so hard and keeping his grades up. What Parent wouldn't be happy.
However the school year is coming to an end and they are telling him that no matter if he passes the CRCT Test (Which is a test to show how much a student has learned and what they still need to work on) He is going to Fail and be held back in the 1st Grade Again.
Last year he was held back because He was struggling in Reading and they had thought that if they put him in the second grade this year that he would have Struggled. But now he has done a complete turn around and has all A's they want to hold him back again.
There reason is Because he has missed 18 Days of school which I had sent a note with him For each day he missed and told them w
Not A Day Goes ByAll I have are pictures,
just visions on a screen,
I have no way to hold you,
no way to show you,
just how much you mean,
but in my heart and soul,
you are forever apart of me,
you ask me if I think of you,
if my love is real,
you have only to open your heart,
and inside you will feel,
with my every heartbeat,
every breath and every thought,
I think of you always,
love you more then words can say,
when don't you cross my mind,
a million times a day?
Not A day Goes By...
Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com
Little About Mehello all my family and friends i am really needing alot of prayer.. My uncle who was only 55 passed away this morning he was like a dad to me and well i been getting sick.. so please all give me the strength to get myself through this i love and care for all my family and friends here .... so i come to you all ... just to say ty all you the best hmmmmmmm where do i began well lets see i have always considered myself a loner a nobody... and to be honest i stioll feel this way i am not looking for smpathy or anything of that nature all i want is a family to love me for who i am.. i am still learning who i really am and i tell you what the song Everybody's Fool my hubby says that is my song all the way if you get a chance watch that video and listen to the words..
the only true family i have is my hubby and three kids
my makers dont have anything to do with me (parents) i had a brother who was murdered.. my in laws dont claim us either butr we wont get into that ... i have another
Autism InformationPervasive Development Disorders (PDDs) is the "umbrella term" for a group of disorders that includes:
Autistic Disorder ("Classic Autism"): impairments in social interaction, communication, and imaginative play prior to age 3 years. Stereotyped behaviors, interests, and activities.
Asperger's Disorder: characterized by impairments in social interactions and the presence of restricted interests and activities, with no clinically significant delay in language, and testing in the range of average to above average intelligence.
Pervasive Developmental Disorder - Not Otherwise Specified (PDD-NOS): (commonly referred to as atypical autism) a diagnosis of PDD-NOS may be made when a child does not meet the criteria for a specific diagnosis, but there is a severe and pervasive impairment in specified behaviors.
Rett's Syndrome: a syndrome which occurs primarily in females and rarely in males. Period of normal development and then loss of previously acquired skills, loss of purposeful u
White EasterYeah so I wake up finally, not even really feeling good great. It's Easter and theres snow. It sucks a moose cock.
Take the dog out and all she wants to do is play in it. My cars pretty much covered as it shows in the pictures. Go ahead shovel a walking path at least to the street so brother can come. It would take about 5 hours to shovel all the damn snow, be nice to have a snow blower, yay.
My car has at least a nice tower of snow on top.
Yeah fun, Happy Easter. Hope it starts warming up soon. Yeah so its April, supposed to be spring and get slammed with snow. Oh joy.
Anyway may not be best pics but took some. Great old Ohio.
Muh Tunz And FeelingsSo long ago, I don't remember when
That's when they say I lost my only friend
Well they said she died easy of a broken heart disease
As I listened through the cemetery trees
I seen the sun comin' up at the funeral at dawn
The long broken arm of human law
Now it always seemed such a waste
She always had a pretty face
So I wondered how she hung around this place Well this place is old
It feels just like a beat up truck
I turn the engine, but the engine doesn't turn
Well it smells of cheap wine & cigarettes
This place is always such a mess
Sometimes I think I'd like to watch it burn
I'm so alone, and I feel just like somebody else
Man, I ain't changed, but I know I ain't the same
But somewhere here in between the city walls of dyin' dreams
I think her death it must be killin' me tAiNtEd LoVe
Come on in and take a seat
Close your eyes,
o not weep Its all over,
I have lost the game
I must remember you
are you are not the same
Silently screaming
as the memorie
Thats My BoyA young farm lad from North Iowa goes off to college, but about 1/3 of the way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of the money his parents gave him.
Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy. "Dad," he says, "you won't believe the wonders that modern education is coming up with! Why, they actually have a program here at Iowa State that will teach our dog Ole Blue how to talk!"
"That's absolutely amazing," his father says. "How do I get him in that program?"
"Just send him down here with $1,000" the boy says. "I'll get him into the course.” So, his father sends the dog and the $1,000. About 2/3 way through the semester, the money runs out. The boy calls his father again.
"So how's Ole Blue doing, son," his father asks.
"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results with this program that
they've implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ!"
"READ," says his father, "No kidding! W
Sexiest Male Cherry Contest!You may nominate someone as the sexiest cherry but I must have their permission to use their picture before I can put them in the contest! I'm going to do a contest for THE SEXIEST MALE CHERRY. If you would like to enter the contest just private msg me the link to the photo that you would like to use and I will rip it.
Here are the rules.
1. NO HARASSING the other contestants otherwise you will be booted IMMEDIATELY!
2. IF you have nothing good to say....then say NOTHING AT ALL!!
3. MOST COMMENTS gets FIRST place
4. MOST RATES gets SECOND place
5. HIGHEST RATING gets THIRD place
6. You can only win ONE so if the person with the highest number of rates also has the highest number of comments then the person with the second highest number of comments will win second place etc. If you don't understand what I mean plz msg me and I will explain further!
7. Pic MUST be SAFE FOR WORK!!!
8. NO DOWNRATING BY OTHER CONTESTANTS! If you are a contestant you may rate the
What The Hellyou know if you have true friends when you have a baby I am so irratated I hate being married arnt woman supposed to be treated goo not like slaves.I want to trade him in for a new model Iam so confused about what to do I dont evan think that I am in love anymore I am 20 yrs old and I am married but my husband is a pain in the ass its always about his fucking mother and its annoying and he looks at other chicks what do I do?
What Kind Of Kisser Are YouAn Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he
passesa little math test.
"Here's your first question," the foreman said.
"Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
"Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Datsa easy." and he proceeds to
draw three trees.
"What's this?" the boss asks.
"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make a nine," says the
Italian.
"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same
rules, but this time the number is 99."
The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that
he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."
The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to
represent 99?"
"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and
dirty tree. Dat is 99."
The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this
Italian, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again
About MeI am just sitting here thinking of my daughter. She was such a beautiful girl and I miss her so very very much. She was killed by a drunk driver 16 years ago and I still have a hard time. I was a young and foolish kid when she was born and I was a terrible father. I wish I could have spent more time with her.
Rebecca had the most beautiful brown eyes you have ever seen, her smile would light up the room and make you just beam with pride.
I miss you baby and I hope you know that. If I could I would have been a better father, I was just so foolish. Please forgive me. Please know that I miss you and I think about you every day and I am sorry.
With all my heart and love I miss you becs.
Your loving father,
Shane Well I am just writing to get things off of my chest and to just talk for the sake of talking.
Tomorrow May 5th will be the 16th anniverary of my daughters death, she would have been 21 this year. So I am just putting down some thoughts so that I will not try to think too m
DeathWithout Love.. Even The Most Beautiful of Roses
Will Wither.. and Fade Away Into The Darkness
DEATH
Does Anyone Really Read Blogs?I'm still learning what people on CT really look @ on these pages. I've had my blog up for days, and only 4 people have looked at it, and it really is an insight as to what I'm about, so....what is it exactly that people rate others on on here? Hmmmm Looks? Brains? Both? LMAO I really don't care...Personaly I'm snagged by a sense of humour, and maybe a trace of charm, looks have never been my highest "attraction" factor.
So let's see how many people actually read this one *winks and wanders off*
Where Ever I May GoSitting here pondering once again. Today is the 2nd of May and I leave to go back to the USA in 17 days. Right now all that is crossing my mind is that it is 17 days too soon. Yesterday when Rudi and I went into the city, everytime I looked at him, I swear I fell a little deeper in love. Didnt know it was possible, but the feelings I have for this man take my breath away. Having to leave Germany for at least 90 days before I come back feels like a life time to me. But that goes back to the name of this blog, Where ever I may go, its just a reminder that where ever I may be, the love for Rudi will be stronger then ever. I really do feel that our relationship is strong enough for this time apart, although I wont like it, I know that its something we have to do. After being so addicted to his touch and sweet embrace its going to be a little lonely without having those in my life. I honestly believe I have my soulmate here in Germany....Rudi if you read this I love you with all of my heart
Damn...this is how im feelin!!!
pero no es culpa de una mujer...
es culpa de un hombre....
when i start to remember how things used to be
back when i had my bestfriend *1 of the 3* with me here
i miss talkin 2 her
i miss her singing
i miss everything
RIP mammaz!
idk whats gonna happen...last week manuel told me that he just needed sumtime to think about things, clear his head. hes been stressed out alot latley...so i was lk aight kool.....he called me saturday....talked 4 lk 7 min....he told me he was going back 2 the Marines. because it aint worth a shit here. n if he dies over there he dont care. but hes changed soo much hes not the same person ne more....he didnt even tell me he loved me or nething lk he always does *n my closest friends know that thats 1 thing hes ALWAYS telling me* idk he says that he hopes things dont change between us....he wants 2 be w/me....but it seems lk he pushing me away.....lk yesterday. he said he would call me when he got home.....yeah he didnt
Prayer( Writtn By Dmx)HAPPY MOMMYS DAY TO ALL THE MOMS ON CT....MOMS ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT PPL ON THIS EARTH AND WITHOUT YOU WE ALL WOULD BE VOID(LITERALY)I LOVE YOU MOMS AND MAY THIS DAY AND ALL BE BLESSED FOR YOU!!!!! TO ME EVERYDAY SHOULD BE MOTHERS DAY(STUN1)Free Comments, Codes & Layouts
"Prayer (Skit)"
I come to you hungry and tired
you give me food and let me sleep
I come to you weak
you give me strength and that's deep
you call me a sheep and lead me to green pastures
only asking that I keep the focus in-between the chapters
You give me the word and only ask that I interpret
And give me the eyes that I may recognize the serpent
You know I ain't perfect,but you'd like me to try
Unlike the devil who just wants me to lie
till I die
Lord why is it that,I go through so much pain
All I saw was black,all I felt was rain
I come to you because its you who knows
you showed me that everything was black because my eyes were closed
You gave me the light and let me bask in your glory
S
Family, Friends, And Fansthank you for all the tender hug and kisses, I will never forget, and I am happy again to know that people do care
Workin With PhotosOccasionally you come across a colour photo that is just shouting at you to do something with it
This was the case with this one, I had seen th effect of converting a photo into a colour ink sketch and thought id have a try
and this was the result
Sometimes you have a photo and you wish you could add something extra to it, well with the help of photoshop you can add different effects to your photos. Here is 2 identical photos the second one I add a mist effect
Streets are boring, when photographed there is nothing exciting about them
But with Photoshop you can give that boring street a look of mystery like they do in Hollywood, making you wonder what is lurking around the corner just waiting to jump out at you
Hello EveryoneHey EveryOne I Just Wanted To Say Thank You To All My Frienfds Fans And All The Other CherryTap Members For Showing Me Love By Rating And Commenting On My Profile,Pics And CherryStash You Are All Very Awesome Love You All As Friends Of Course lol And Also Have Crushes On Quite A Few Sexy Goddesses On Here And The Guys On Here Are Awesome And Kool Friends And I Hope To Make Some More New Friends Men & Women To Those That Dont Know Me I Am Very Straight But Do Have Bi & Gay Friends Male & Female So Please Continue To Show Me Some Love On Here As I Will Do The Same In Return
Guardian Angel Chris
Sexy DivaCOMMENTS 24485
LETS ROCK THE CONTEST FOR A FEW MINS I AM ROCKIN IT ALL NIGHT UNTIL IT IS OVER
Blind Guardian - Follow The Blind Album Lyrics (1989)[By Fred Fassert]
High in the sky where eagles fly Morgray the dark enters the throne
Open wide the gate friend the king has come
Blow the horn and praise the highest lord
Who'll bring the dawn he's a new god in the palace of steel
Persuade the fate of everyone The chaos can begin let it in
[Lead:Andre]
[Bridge:(Kai Hansen)]
So many centuries, so many gods
We were the prisoners of our own fantasy
But now we are marching against these gods
I'm the wizard, I'll change it all
[Ref:]
Valhalla - Deliverance
Why've you ever forgotten me [2x]
[Solo:Andre]
Magic is in me I'm the last magic man
Never found what I was looking for
Now I found it but it's lost
The fortress burns Broken my heart
I leave this world All gods are gone
[Bridge:(Kai Hansen)]
So many centuries, so many times
We were the prisoners of our own fantasy
But then we had nothing to lead our lives
No no we didn't play with our time
[Ref:] Valhalla...
Follow the blind
Your journey, y
Being A Volunteer FirefighterPrayer is needed for the families of the 9 fallen heroes of the Charleston, South Carolina Fire Dept. They were killed on June 18, 2007. They gave the ultimate sacrifice. They died doing what they loved. These were my brothers. We may have never met or even talked, they were my brothers in the firefighting world. All firefighters are one big family. We are doing what we love to help others. Most make it home while some give the ultimate sacrifice. These are the real heroes. We need to keep these families, the members of the Charleston Fire Dept, and the friends of these fallen firefighters in your prayers. Also keep all the firefighters in prayer for this is a somber day for us all. Thank you in advance.
It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about.
You work an eight hour shift a day
>>They work 3 times that at once
_________________________
You take a warm shower to help you wak
Which Is Witch?You will hear that such and such is Wiccan, not "true" Witchcraft, or whatever, from someone else. Some people will say that they are Witches but not Wiccan, or Pagans but not Witches. Mostly, its just semantics. Different people have different definitions for these words, and some people, even Pagans, always have to be right. (If only I had a dime for every email telling me my definition for xyz is WRONG!) Let them be. It's easier than arguing. J I refuse to believe that there is only one "right" way to do anything, so just because I say or do one thing and someone else tells you something different, or even contradictory, that doesn't mean that we are not both saying or doing something true.
As with all things, understanding changes and grows, and from time to time, I find it necessary to alter my own definitions, ever so slightly, to better reflect the wisdom I have gained through hard work and meditation (or lost over a bottle of honey mead). And of course, keep an open mind — b
DramaThis should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. You are special and unique.
8 Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
So...........If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one that sent it to you. If you get it back, then they really do l
All About MeehU TOLD ME SO MANY TIMES IT WASN'T OKAY TO CRY
SO MUCH SO THAT I WANTED TO DIE
U TREAT ME MEAN U TREAT ME CRUEL
WHY IS ALL I ASK OF U
THERE IS NOTHING LEFT INSIDE
CUZ U KNOW MY SOUL HAS DIED
YOU PUT ME DOWN
HOPING I'LL STAY
ALL I WANT TO DO IS RUN AWAY
THESE TEARS I SHED ARE REAL
SO WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME DEAL
I DIDN'T MEAN TO CRY
BUT ALL I WANNA DO IS DIE
THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE ME FEEL
MY HEART BROKEN SPIRIT GONE
LOOK AT THE DAMAGE U HAVE DONE
U TELL PEOPLE I MAKE U PROUD
BUT REALLY U ARE IN THE CLOUDS
U SCARRED ME FOR LIFE
KNOWING SOMEDAY I WOULD BE SOMEONES WIFE
BUT YOU DON'T CARE
WHY WOULD YOU DARE
YOU KEEP HURTING ME
NOT HEARING MY PLEA
I CRIED TEARS FOR THE FIST TIME
CUZ YOU ARE ON MY MIND
WISH I COULD SAY I LOVE YOU
WISH I COULD FORGIVE YOU
DAMMIT MOM I JUST WISH YOU CARED ENUFF TO HEAR ME
I WANT TO END IT WITH YOU AND SAY I LOVE YOU
BUT I JUST CAN'T
I'M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING
IT'S OK CUZ IT'S ALL ON ME I SHO
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~*~ 3-2-1- COMMENT BOMBING CONTEST ~*~
Contest is open now and will run until Saturday the 21st @ noon CST!!! Please stop by and show some love to all.
AnnouncementsStarting Sautrday night we will be opening our new lounge called Chance Encounters!! It will be great music and just an awesome place to hang! Be sure to come in around 8:30PM CST!
Thelink is: http://www.cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=7238
Do NOT miss out on the fun! We hope to see you there!
DJ Goddess Cali and DJ Yoda
BTW - We are looking for talented and dedicated DJ's! Come to me if interested! I am done. Everytime ANYONE has asked me to do something for them or vote for them I have. Twice in the past 5 days I have asked for you to come in for even 5 min to support my son DJing in the room and ONE person did. Thank you to them. My son was only out here for 2 more days and then I have no idea when I will see him again. I may not even come back to this freaking site anymore at all. I obviously have not made friends here so what is the point. I know this will go ignored or whatever. I don't really care anymore. Thank you all so much for taking time - five freaking minutes to s
Rough Daywell got pissy with some one i care about last nite mostly because i was nt feeling well
then i could not sleep from coughing
took cough medicine and that upset my stomach
i get up and have fever...still having stomach issues...and my laptop screen breaks so i have to actually hold up the damn screen or it falls flat...and im out sick from work....all is not going my way at all!
im having dooubts about many things in my life and i dont have anyone to turn to that can help
im feeling sick and alone. i dont like this feeling at all. it isnt someting im used to feeling. i usually try to be the cheerful upbeat person but sometimes even i feel down.. this is one of those times.. i think its the fever. so today i was nudged awake by my husband in the early morning hours because he was having chest pains. Took a trip to the ER....hours and hours later I am home. He was scheduled for a catheterization on MOnday but since he was having paid, they did it today. I think i did okay a
LoveDakkon Loving Gothic Always@ fubar sir_horus@ fubar
Application........lmaoBOYFRIEND APPLICATION
Name:
Age:
Location:
Hair Color:
Eye Color:
Height:
Tattoos?:
Piercing?:
Drink?:
Smoke?:
Favorite Color?:
U go for looks or the inside?:
FINISH THIS SENENTECE: A WOMAN'S PLACE IS _______________.
Is sex all your looking for?:
DOES FRIENDS AND FAMILY MATTER ?
Would you kiss me anytime?:
Do you like to cuddle?:
Do you want to cuddle?:
How much?:
Have you ever been cheated on?:
Would you cheat on me?:
Have you ever cheated on someone?:
List your top 3 bands..
1.
2.
3.
Top 3 movies
1.
2.
3.
Do you like to party?:
Favorite drink:
Favorite food:
What if I wanted to stay home and watch a movie with you?:
What kind of movies do you like?:
Are you spontaneous?:
Willing to try new things?:
HERES AN IMPORTANT QUESTION...
Would you hold my hand as we walk through the mall or anywhere in public?:
Would you push me up against a wall and kiss me?
What about random kiss
Alzheimer's DiseaseWhile scientists know Alzheimer’s disease involves progressive brain cell failure, they have not yet identified any single reason why cells fail. However, they have identified certain risk factors that increase the likelihood of developing Alzheimer’s.
Risk factors
Age
The greatest known risk factor for Alzheimer’s is increasing age. Most individuals with the disease are 65 or older. The likelihood of developing Alzheimer’s doubles about every five years after age 65. After age 85, the risk reaches nearly 50 percent.
Family history
Another risk factor is family history. Research has shown that those who have a parent, brother or sister, or child with Alzheimer’s are more likely to develop Alzheimer’s. The risk increases if more than one family member has the illness. When diseases tend to run in families, either heredity (genetics) or environmental factors or both may play a role.
Genetics (heredity)
Scientists know genes are involved in Alzheimer’s. There are two ca
Jebro>
> GENERAL:
>
> 1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
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> 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
>
> 3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
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> 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
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> 5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is
still rude
> to drive the U-Haul to the funeral home.
>
>
> DINING OUT:
>
> 1. When decanting wine from the box, make sure that you tilt the
paper cup
> and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine.
>
> 2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your
hands.
>
>
> ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME:
>
> 1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a
> taxidermist.
>
> 2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how good his
manners
> are.
>
>
> PERSONAL HYGIENE:
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> 1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job
Punctuation Is EverythingMake an on-line slide show at www.OneTrueMedia.com An English professor wrote these words
"A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote:
"A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote:
"A woman: without her, man is nothing."
Punctuation is everything
ThoughtsREGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, October 23, 2007
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Classes begin Monday, October 30, 2007
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Shorty Is Minemy family back home in hawaii ( whats worng with this )
(HIM)
WELL WE ARE WORKING ON THINGS IN ARE LIFE WITH GODS HELP WE CAN DO IT , HE ASK ME BACK JUST AS I WAS GETTING ON MY PLANE TO KS, HE CALLED AND SAID PLEASE DONT GO I NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT IM SORRY I HURT YOU , AND I LIKE TO MAKE UP TO YOU , I WAS WORNG FOR WHAT I DID WITH HER AND IM SO OOO SORRY I DO NOT WISH FOR YOU TO FOR GIVE ME BUT I LIKE TO WORK OUT EVERY THING WITH YOU AND WELL YOU COME WITH ME , I MISS YOU TOO , AND I WISH I NEVER DID WHAT I DID THEN NOW , YES YOUO ARE A GOOD WIFE AT TIMES BUT I KNOW YOU THRY YOUR BEST TO MAKE THIS LIFE OF ARE WORK AND I WAS THE ONE DID NOT , SO
(HER)
WHY YOU HAD DO WHAT YOU DID TO ME AND EVERY THIG ELSE , AND YES I KNOW YOU TEELING ME YOU CHAETED ON ME WITH HER AND YOU LIKE ME TO FOR GIVE YOU AND GIVE YOU A 2 CHANGE WITH YOU BUT HOW CAN I SEE ITS NOT GOIONG TO GO ON WITH HER AND EVERY THIG ELSE , I CANT DO IT ANY MORE YOU HURT ME SO MUCH AND SHE WAS A FRI
How I Came Up With The Name OguardianshavenHow I came up with the Name OguardiansHaven,
Well year's ago I met this girl who was way off in the drug world and I took her under my wing took care of her when she was on a down slope, giving her a safe place to sleep with worry of being raped while she slept. In doing that I meet many more girl's that I did the same for. Well when I went on-line I need a screen name and there were three or four girl-friend's here and I asked them what would be a good name for me. They all said Guardian Angel, well of course that was taken already so I started trying variations and came up with Oguardian, then a little bit later when I started my on-line Biz I added Haven. So thats how OguardiansHaven became.Most of the girl's I took in are doing great!,Clean, married with kid's, being responsible adult's now.Not to mention they are true loyal friend's that will do almost anything I ask of them without question!. I have earned that trust from them.
Mish's LevelOk folks Mish only needs around 22800 to be the first British Godmother. She's fighting to stay awake so she can see herself level. We all need to pitch in and try to get this done in 30 min. I know you can do this. You're all the best.
MishNumber1 ♥ Nearly FuBar's 1st British Godmother ~ of S*U*P, Brits On Tour, Club FAR & I@ fubar ok we STILL have 2 more happy hours yet tonight after this one Mish is almost down to 100,000 if we all pitch in we can get her done tonight without a problem. Please won't you come help level her
MishNumber1 ♥ Nearly FuBar's 1st British Godmother ~ of S*U*P, Brits On Tour, Club FAR & I@ fubar Ok folks Mish only needs around 62,000 to be the first British Godmother. She's fighting to stay awake so she can see herself level. We all need to pitch in and try to get this done in 30 min. I know you can do this. You're all the best.
MishNumber1 ♥ Nearly FuBar's 1st British Godmother ~ of S*U*P, Brits On Tour, Club FAR & I@ fubar
My Thoughts!Well here iam starting this blog in hopes to vent all my anger issues! The last time i started blogging someone got nasty with me, hopefullly noone w ill this time! Ill try not to make anyone upset. As i go on in my blogs you will hear stories of my life or fantisies i thought about to happen. I have a great imagination and I love writing! I have written many of stories and would love to share them with all of you. I write stories from Erotic to horror. Anyway this is all for now till nest time. It was another long road trip. I was working for a computer company that kept me on the road for months at a time doing repairs, setting up server farms, etc. I was in Madison, Wisconsin when I just couldn't take the aloneness anymore. I'd been out to bars and clubs but being a shy guy I hardly ever hooked up. And this trip was lonelier than most. I looked online for some escort sites. One was an add for a voluptuous woman with 38d breasts. I've always liked my women on the heavier side so tha
FunnyIN THE BEGINNING WAS THE WORS, AND THE WORD WAS GOD AND ALL ELSE WAS DARKNESS AND VOID AND WITHOUT FORM. SO GOD CREATED THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH. HE CREATED THE SUN AND THE MOON AND THE STAR, SO THAT THEIR LIGHT MIGHT PIERCE THE DARKNESS. AND THE EARTH, GOD DIVIDED BETWEEN THE LAND AND THE SEA, AND THESE HE FILLED WITH MANY ASSORTED CREATURES. AND FROM THE SLIME, IN A LAND CALLED LYMPSTONE, GOD MADE DARK, SALTY CREATURES THAT INHABITED THE SEASHORE. HE CALLED THEM (MARINES), HE DRESSED THEM ACCORDINGLY, IN BRIGHT COLORS SO THAT THEIR BETERS MAY MORE EASILY FIND THEM IN THE HOLES AND BURROWS THAT THEY SCOURED OUT OF THE GROUND. AND GOD SAID "WHILST AT THEIR APOINTED LABORS THEY WILL DEVOUR WORMS, MAGGOTS, C AND K RATIONS AND ALL CREATURES THAT CREEP AND CRAWL."
THE FLIGHTY CREATURES OF THE AIR, HE CALLED THEM (AIRDALES), AND THESE HE CLOTHED IN UNIFORMS WHICH WERE RUFFLED, PERFUMED, AND PRETTY. HE GAVE THEM GREAT FLOATING CITIES WITH FLAT ROOFS IN WHICH TO LIVE, WHERE THEY GATH
:) Someone SpecialI am not sure how to feel. I have never met this person and yet I can talk to them for hrs. All of my free time I love to sit and talk to her. She is such a sweet person. Great personality, beautiful, great smile, perfect attitude, I love her legs... I could go on and on. I love to hear her laugh... She keeps toying with my emotions... I am her friend then I am not. lol. I have a great time talking to her. I may not know what to make of these feelings but I like how things are and hopes she feels the same :) have you ever been talking to someone on the phone and fallen asleep because you are so tired. even thoe you dont mean to do it it just happens. you feel so bad that you did it and the next time you talk to them it does not bother them they are just happy that you finally got some sleep. wanting to spend time with them. just remember to bring a box of tissue because you never know when they will need a shoulder to cry on... :) ... Have you ever wondered why we do what we do? what
Blogboohoo nobody loves me im a big baby
everyone pay attetion to me or i will cut my self boohoo
i am so misunderstood boohoo
i just want to die boohoo
Poor Old SamThere were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one
named Sam. It was that time of year to satisfy the local female
population and young George was pretty excited.
"Sam, can I go down to those heifers over there?" asked George.
"George, relax. Here is how it works. We'll wait until they're
lined up at the feed trough so we can have our way with the
ladies in a nice orderly fashion." said Sam.
"Okay, I can do that." George answered.
Well, feeding time came and all the heifers were lined up just
like Sam said and George was all excited to go down there but Sam
had a few more instructions.
"Now George, here is how this is gonna work. I'll start at one
end and you can start at the other. We'll meet in the middle"
said Sam.
"OK, OK, let's go!" said George.
"Hang on George!. One more important thing to remember. These
gals will let us have our way but you have to show some respect
and be polite. OK?" said Sam.
"Sure, sure" says George, "Let's go!"
Skinny Poppa????Doctors told Poppa to lose some weight for health issues.... Hmmmm dont they know I'm "BIGPOPPA"
im not sure if being skinny I can still call myself Bigpoppa..LOL DIETING SUCKSSSSSSS!!!!!!
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FOR THE PPL WHO SUPPORT OUR TROOPS AND FOR THE TROOPS COME AND CHECK OUT MY LOUNGE ITS FOR ALL THE MILITARY MAN/WOMEN AND THE MILITARY LOVERS. iTS A NEW AND UP COMING ROOM. SO IM ALWAYS LOOKING FOR HELP IN ANY WAY. IM HIRING IF YOU WANT TO HELP. SO COME CHECK IT OUT PLZ AND TY.
Finding HimMarco,
I’m in love with you.
I’m completely head over heals,
Butterflies in my stomach,
Blissfully,
In love with you.
I love everything about you.
I have never loved anyone as completely as I love you.
And I will never love another this way.
Yet I had absolutely no idea who you were.
I wondered if you were the one instantly after hearing your voice.
The one I was yearning for all this time,
I’ve yet to see what tomorrow brings.
I know you’re out there somewhere.
And I love that somewhere,
You are in just as much love with me.
I love everything I already felt for you,
Without even knowing if you existed.
I love that I will be most beautiful to you,
Than the rest of the world.
I love that in my eyes,
You can do no wrong.
I love the way we’ll be able to laugh at each other.
So much love that I feel for you,
And so much more whenever you appear.
Sometimes it scares me.
It scares me that there is a person out there,
That will be able to completely disarm me.
It s
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Military IncBALTIMORE - Members of a fundamentalist Kansas church ordered to pay nearly $11 million in damages to a grieving father smiled as they walked out of the courtroom, vowing that the verdict would not deter them from protesting at military funerals.
Members promised to picket future funerals with placards bearing such slogans as "Thank God for dead soldiers" and "God hates fags."
"Absolutely, don't you understand this was an act in futility?" said Shirley Phelps-Roper, whose father founded the Westboro Baptist Church.
The group believes that U.S. deaths in the Iraq war are punishment for the nation's tolerance of homosexuality. They say they are entitled to protest at funerals under the First Amendment, which guarantees freedom of speech and religion.
Albert Snyder sued the Topeka, Kan., church after a protest last year at the funeral of his son, Marine Lance Cpl. Matthew Snyder, who was killed in Iraq. He claimed the protests intruded upon what should have been a private cer
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Hi Everyone...
Just a short note to let you know why I haven't responded to anything today.
First off, I am sorry that I haven't, but I will..
Secondly, it has been because of a major headache that has kept me in bed all day.. with ice packs on my head and neck.
Third, I hope you all had an amazing Sunday and had a great time watching the games.. some I have missed :(
Hugs and Loves...
Cassie aka Angel
Lounge InformationINTRODUCING THE DJ'S OF VIRGO'S, CLICK ON THE TAGS TO SHOW THEM SOME LUV. THEY ALL HAVE SOMETHING DIFFERENT TO OFFER!!
Catch Ricard Sat-Wed 9am-3pm est
Catch Devil's Reject Mon, Thur-Sat 6pm-11pm est
Hello to all the members of Virgo's, thank you for becoming part of our family. Here at Virgo's it is our mission to create a comfortable, friendly, drama free atmosphere for everyone to enjoy. You do not have to be a member of a certain family, or be exclusive to Virgo's to come in and have a good time. Everyone on Fubar is welcome at anytime.
The staff is a small group of like-minded people that all agree that friends are worth more than points or popularity here on Fubar. We all strive to create a place where all feel welcome and are included in the fun and flirting. No one is left out or treated disrespectfully at any time. Come on by to meet the staff, you might just find a really great friend too.
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RegretsRegrets I have a few
But one thing I will never regret is loving you
Not proud of some of the things I have done
Lying to you is #1
I hate I still have tons of love for you and messed up bad
Hate the feelings I have and make you sad
I hate that I make you cry
I hate the feelings when you will not forgive me
The smile that you bring to my face
The distance between us and this place
I hate that I can never hold you in my arms
The hatetred I have eats me alive
But when I talk to you the shallow mudpuddle of my life dries up
The sun slowly shines
One thing I can say is my love for you will never die
I will never pass through heavens gates
I know a life in hell it awaits
But a living hell is where I am at
It's the bottom of the ninth and I am at bat
Swing an miss is what I will probably do
But I swing for the fences when I think of you
I finally know now that I truely love you
I know you will read this and hate me for writing it but it had to be said. You know how
Contestin a contest. i need all the help i can get, please if you can or are willing, come help.....
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Aussie GuyThe wife came home early to find her husband making love to a
beautiful,
sexy young woman.
"You unfaithful, disrespectful jerk! What are you doing? How dare you
do
this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving
this house and I want a divorce!"
The husband, replied, "Wait! Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least
listen to what happened."
"It'll be the last thing I will hear from you so make it fast, you
cheating creep."
"While driving home this young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so
defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her into my car.
I noticed she was very thin, not well dressed and dirty.
She mentioned she had not eaten for three days. Out of compassion, I
brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last
night
that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain more weight.
When I served them to her, the poor young thing practically inhaled
them.
Since she was dirty I asked her if she'd like to
Godmothering!I know there is alot of drama going on in Fubar Land....But can we take a break from that for a minute? I want to remind everyone of what Fubar is really about! Friends, Family, socializing, helping people on their quest for the next level. Those are the only good things left for us! So don't take it for granted! That being said, most of you know I became Godmother last night!!!! You must also know that I did not accomplish this on my own! A large task this was, and WOW is all I can say. I'm sure we have all felt overwhelmed at least once in our lives, but can you honestly say you have ever been overwhelmed with love? I can!!!!!! And it is all thanks to the following people....I'm sure I didn't get everyone, but it's not from lack of trying! Please stop by ALL of these Wonderful people's pages, Rate Fan and Add them. You can never have too many friends. Tell them I sent you, so they know I'm thinking of them. I appreciate each and everyone of you! I couldn't have done it without you!!!
Misterfeet's Guide To The Mumm's.Mumms can be very time consuming if you are new to them. After reading voting on countless mumm's, i've come to the following conclusions, and you my friend, can save time in your mumming life by following in my footsteps.
lol. the guy with the foot fetish said 'footsteps' :P
1. mumm's that ask for YOUR favorite this or that, or what YOU would do, are not mumms. these people suck and do not deserve your points. do not vote. leave a comment that tells them they suck.
2. violence never solved anything. (except the Revolutionary War, the Civil War, WW1, WW2, etc.). If a mummer asks for violence or not, no violence!
3. do not become an accessory to a crime. Voting on a mumm that persuades a person to commit a crime could be interpreted as aiding in that crime. Don''t do it. Vote against all illegal acts.
4. always vote to: let it go, wait and see, see what happens, or the like. If the mummer is ok with waiting for fate to intervene, why should you interfere?
Mytwisted And Fucked Up MindAs soon as she opened the door all she saw was a mountian of Jack Danial and Crown Royal bottles sitting on the table that had been sitting there for weeks now "Matthew, hunnie where are you" yelled Bella as she threw her keys on the table. "hunnie" she called again as she begain to walk down the hallway, she came to the door of the bedroom her and Matthew share. she slowly opened to door to find Matthew sitting on the floor like usally, today he had a Crown Royal bottle in one hand and a scrapebook in his lap. Bella went and sat next to her husband and looked up at him and watched as he flipped through the scrapbook..for a few moments there was just silenece and then "do you remember this day" Matthew asked handing Bella a photo, It was a photo of Bella and Matthew in highschool..they were sitting on the bleachers after a football game and Bella was sitting on Matthews lap wearing his jacket.."yeah I remember that day, I think it was April 5th, it was right after our high school won t
ClothesSooo Ive been slowly gathering things to make this kickass Nurse Costume Ive been thinking about/wanting.
So far...
This is the white corset top. The trim around the top has little roses/flowers. Im planning on sewing a small red glass bead into each flower, so there will be small red light beading around the top.
Im thinking about doing something with either red where the boneing goes up and down or doing a red medical + where each breast goes.
The skirt im still undecided about.
But I bought these sweet ass boots, and my roomie says i should wear one red and one white with my costume.
whatcha think so far?
This Is For Sgt Danny That Calls Me And Kage Mom And Popimikimi - Customize Your World
AS OF THIS FRI AT 0500 FRI SGT DANNY WON'T BE ONLINE FOR A LONG TIME .
I HAVE GROWN TO CARE ALOT FOR HIM HE IS A AWSOME YOUNG MAN THAT HAS COME INTO MY LIFE SINCE I LOST A SON , PLEASE KEEP HIM IN YOUR PRAYERS
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What Am I Doing.............Instructions......
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1) I am a single Mom and Have been since I was 18 yrs old....
2) I am compulsive about keeping up with my family and friends spread out around the U.S. due to a promise I made my Grandmother before she died....
3)I am addicted to romance novels have read over 10,000 of them and then some
4) I read atleast 1 book a day everyday and have since I was 12 yrs old
5) I have watched the same soap operas on ABC for over 30 yrs now
6) I am an EX smoker that quit smoking over 6+ yrs ago and has now developed an oral fixation..lol
7) I'm a soft touch for anyone that is hurting or needs help but sshhhhh.....
8) I have
Tequila And SaltTEQUILA AND SALT
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read
it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. You are special and unique.
8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
So...........If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including
the one that sent it
SerendipidyCaptivated by the sky, I am impassioned,
Wrapped in pure ecstasy.
As the stars emits rays of sinless beauty.
Showering the sky, I am fervent.
Aroused by the beauty, my face luminous,
Seduced by the artistry.
My flesh, it glistens, as the air becomes sultry.
Kissed by the breeze, I quiver.
Engulfed by the moon, my body tenses,
Pleasured by its vitality
Euphoria engulfs me, and I will yearn fiercly.
As the moon escapes from me.
Subdued by the beauty, I will wait.
Night is my passion.
Lying beneath it vastness, a lost maiden.
Desirous for more luscious beauty. lying wrapped up in my sorrows
i hear the rain come down
if my tears were like the rain
i would just lie here and drowned
i'm missing you so badly
my heart wrenches out in pain
sometimes i think i feel you
and i'm paralized with tears again
sometimes just the faintest smell
brings me back to you
just to be beside you baby
theres nothing i would'nt do
i took our love for granted
i was'nt sure just what we
OpinionsYour tied up to a bed/chair and blindfolded by your lover.
What would you want them to do? Or use on you? What would you want to experience? Be honest, be creative.
Guys or girls welcome to answer. And I'm not even talking about sexual things. I'm talking about smells and textures, feelings and sensations. Fear, anticipation, comfort, safety.
Another JokeA guy is screwing a great looking blonde.
The girl asks, "You haven't got AIDS have you?"
He replies, "No."
She responds, "Oh, thank heavens for that!!
I don't want to get that again...!"
Phone Text Messagesfree sex for one month! $1.00 a year after that Satisfaction guarunteed! or your money back! I made you open your phone for nothing. Its great having your ass in check. Who's my bitch? You're my bitch! Keep it going & Claim your bitches! YOu've been officially hit with a BOWCHIKAWOWOW! Send to all your sexy friends including me! Get 1 back your average, 2 your cute, 3 your hott, 4 your gorgeous, 5 your sexy!
My Slavesplease stop by and help my baby level she only needs 81,950 Points to be insider. shes so sweet, and deserves to level so please rate her pics and stash
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DevotionSometimes I look at old pictures
Sometimes I think of what used to be
But I want to forget all this madness
And I want you, I breathe you in with
Devotion
You're draining all my emotions
Afraid inside, you want to
Give up, Give in, and Get out
And you just make me want to
Give up, Give in, and get out
And I don't really want to
Change the subject this time
But I have nothing, I won't
Give up, Give in, Get out
Cause I have nothing to hide
Sometimes your amazingly selfish
Sometimes I want to turn off my phone (my phone)
But I had it cause your all I'm wanting (I'm wanting)
And I had it, but this time I'll say to you
I'm finding now
I don't know how
I feel your breath
I give all I have
Devotion
You're draining all my emotions
Afraid inside, you want to
Give up, Give in, and Get out
And you just make me want to
Give up, Give in, and get out
And I don't really want to
Change the subject this time
But I have nothing, I won't
Give up, Give in, Get out
TequilaIf you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not ! over the pig. )
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the..?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football fi
Thinking AgainThere I go thinking again, of a woman that I believe, is more than a ten. Pretty as can be, and has a good heart. She says in my life, she wants to be a part.
I am falling deeply in love with her, warmth in my heart, is starting to occur. Tingles and jitters, and all those good things. Even the bells, are starting to ring.
Should I let this beautiful lady, in my life? Or is she just being, so damn polite? Because she knows, that we are so far apart. And she does not have to feel, what she is doing to my heart.
There I go thinking again, hoping this time, that maybe I’ll win. Keeping in touch with my feelings inside. Praying to God, she is not out to destroy my pride.
Falling in love is so hard for me it seems. My heart, and my soul, are my best team. They allow me to love, and for her I do care. But yet, I must always be well aware.
The fact that we are only human you see. Your heart, and your soul, are your only keys. Your mind, and your words, give you the gift of spe
Need A Prayer PleaseMy Aunt passed away tonight....(My Dad's sister). She was one of my favorite Aunts. The hardest part is deciding to just go to the viewing and that is it. Then do I miss college on Monday for funeral or not? Just please say a prayer for our family.....thanks Susan
In loving memory of my Aunt Sis
NsfwI really hate to do this, but you have left me NO choice....
~~**ALL NSFW PICS WILL BE LOCKED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE**~~
It seems that nobody cares about anything but NSFW pics, so until I start seeing ratings on things that MATTER, all of my NSFW pics will be inaccessable. DO NOT ask me to unlock them...if you want them unlocked, rate something else.
There's more to me than tits and ass
I'm proud of my body, that's why I have NSFW pics
To those of you that HAVE rated my SFW pics, thank you. To those that haven't, you have some work to do.
Diaries Of The Logically Insane (weekly So Read Up)sorry about this one folks i havent been keeping my word on this on huh lol
sorry I jsut got back from touring so I will be keeping up with this more if you all want you can add me on myspace
www.myspace.com/sae279910
ok so here goes,
I'll take a friend of yours out to dinner
than I'll take off all her clothes
and look for you in her...
why is everyone so anti-everything they live there lifes disliking something or someone...a way of life in todays society poluted by the mainstream touched by a genre that has a certain appeal. like a punch drunk fighter fisting away at everything you think your against..."I'm anti this....I'm anti that" but what are you really? what form of mainstream media hit you the most? you are just another puppet in the genre game...classification is the name of the game..."I'm this I'm that" how about being everything...judgement free. Block out the masses and you shall see the matrix of what is real the fabic of what reality is really made of. ye
Drnken RamblingsSo it's rum & coke on Saturday afternoon.I'll have the Mrs pick up some,along with more beer.Her workin' in the only store in town sure comes in handy.
I'm wonderin' just how high a level I can reach (just submitted my salute pic & it was approved) with no fans,no friends,no family,never goin' to lounges (I talked about that in another post),just gettin' the occasional pic rating & returning it.I don't know why I have such a morbid fascination for Fubar,it's not a good place to meet people.I always return ratings as a matter of courtesy,but so far I ain't had one person return mine.
So this'll be an interesting project for awhile,at least 'til I get bored & fed up with it.
Time for another cocktail! Last night during our weekly drunken online talk,the Canuck & I played a little joke on the Limey,tellin' him about the killer moose in Canada....
We're sure he's been doin' some research on "Killer Moose".
YoEverytime I see some cracked out username I have to laugh. How can I possibly take anyone serious who's name is something like "HornyGuy69" or "BigTitBartender".
Seriously people, you need to really think about this. For the most part you are interacting with strangers. If you find someone you want to friend, do you really want them sending a reply or adding a friend who has described genitalia in their username?? What I really really really like is when people leave me photo comments. What's even better is if they have all sorts of glittery and sparkly things on them, those rule!
I've also noticed a lot of people want you to rate their page a 10. I have no idea what page ratings mean or do for a person. I am not a 10. Whether it's looks, sex appeal, or fancy book learnin (picture books excluded). I'm probably more like a 5. If you were to meet me after drinking for a few hours and in dim lighting you might think I'm a 7. So how about we split the difference and I suggest a ratin
My CastleI have a castle
I have a castle on a mountain
the walls are thick and strong
skillfully carved from themountain itself
no army has broken through
no storm has blown it down
there is only one gate in the wall
strong and made of steel
A king and queen once lived there
a scorceress she was
she sent many storms at the castle
to try and break it down
but now the castle appears dark and empty
some say the King is still there
they say he lives alone
she is gone now
and the storms to have faded
in my castle is a room
just a small room really
lined with shelves
this room once was bright and warm
but now it lies dark and cold
like the castle that it is in
the shelves are not full of books
but of bottles dusty and dark
sealed up tight
the bottles were once full
filled with dreams and hopes
but now they contain nothing
except emptiness and pain
dust from many years covers the floors
a little trail of footprints are on the floor
small footprints really
On A Cloudy DayWritings Dear
Writings Sweet
Writings Heart Felt
and
Love is a never ending writing in motion.
copyright 23 feb 08
Even upon the cloudiest day
the sun shines bright
with only a thot of her
she is my light in life
she is my angel on earth
her voice sounds like silk
so smooth
so soft
so dear
and as the day drags on
nothing can bring me down
for she is on my mind
and a smile is in my heart
as i dream of the next time we speak
for the sun shines bright
even on the cloudiest day
with just a single thot of her
thinking of me
and smiling the whole day.
Copyright Jan 2001 Uglypoet J S Hidden light as dark as the sea
Hidden meaning as lost as a burnt page
Hidden thoughts secreted away into forgetfulness.
Hidden this
Hidden that
Hidden to much to remember why we hid them.
Time rolls on slowly
Yet it flys by like a flash of lighting in our eyes.
Time does not stand still
For we never let it ponder on our minds.
Time everlasting
Time never ending
T
AngelBefore we go any further ..lets get this straight...I love Fubar..I really do....But What made me leave last time..was all the freaks and assholes that come out of no where just trying to get off..and the point whores...so im gonna say this now...
I am an Intelligent woman..In most cases more than you are...I dont need the bullshit and I dont want the bullshit..Ill pack it up and go instantly..gone..again for the final time.
Do not ask me to add you or rate you or come to your fucking online club...If however I want to do this ..I will..I dont need the beggers....I am not here for relationships or an online fuck...I dont need this either...
I am here...for conversation and have a little fun....so ..if your not looking for the same..DO NOT bother to come back to my profile!! You will be blocked!!
Wow now that thats out of the way...To my friends..I LOVE YA...You know me..you always will :)...TY Sign my guestbook please....Tell me where you are :)
Auction!!!Want to own a Munkee?I am up for auction.... Just click here to bid on MunkeeYou may have to add the host to your friends list before you can bid if she is not already your friend...
Come Help Me Get My Own Happy HourHey Im in a giveaway for to get my own
happy hour . I need to get 50,000 comments
in 2 weeks . it runs
from feb29 till march 13th.
Please go to the nice ladys profile first
and rate , fan & add her - she will also
do the same .
heres the link to my page
and heres the link to the hosts page
*SEXYGIRLBLONDE*#26*GODFATHER*1st,Oracle* FAN/RATE B4 ADD,TY*@ fubar
thank you all so much .
Up Date 3Last night my main computer crashed. Am on my mom lap top during the day. When leave for work got to turn her off and wait til the moring to talk to yaw. plz leave me some love. return in the moring when get on Well i have my surgy date and its March 27. I wont be on my computer for while. Am not sure how longe i will be off my computer. I go the 19 for more info and let u know when i find out more
Hypno Street RecordsWe got new beats listed on the site for Hypno Street Records. Come check out some of our new work. We also remasted some of our old beats and posted them up as well.
Hear a particular song you like? Want it on your phone? We have ringtones for sell. Contact me for more information.
http://hypnostreetrecords.googlepages.com
Hypno Street Records - Copyright 2008 All rights reserved.
New music release Tuesdays is here to bring you the latest new single by Hypno Street Records. Song is titled West Coast. Look for the song Tuesday on our myspace page at www.myspace.com/hypnostreet and be sure to check out www.hypnostreetrecords.com and http://hypnostreetrecords.googlepages.com for the latest news. Just wanted to announce the website for Hypno Street Records is nearly finished. We are just recording new music and beats for the site. Site should be up by next week so be sure to come by and check it out.
Baby I Love You!Have I ever told you how good it feels to hold you
It isn't easy to explain
And tough I'm really trying
I think I may start crying
My heart can't wait another day
When you kiss me I just gotta to say
Baby I love you come on baby baby I love you
Baby I love only you
I can't live without you
I love everything about you
I can't help it if I feel this way
Oh I'm so glad I found you
I want my arms around you
I love to hear you call my name
Oh tell me that you feel the same
Misc. WritingsMy travels had left me weary.. and the stop at the tavern had soothed my thirst. The company within the tavern was welcome as well. Three days of rough terrain on horseback can leave a man feeling empty inside when the only company kept is that of creatures of the night that are attracted to the fires built when stopping to rest. It was nice to come be home and when I exited the tavern doors into the evenings setting sun, I had no expectation of seeing you standing there across the way. I had seen you many times before in passing, but it was always among busy streets where I could barely even mutter a "good day". Seeing you, had always filled me with delight, but today you did not wear your usual smile.
Judging from your motions it seemed that you were in a heated discussion with the street vendor standing beside you. I stood and stared for some time, and was surprised that no one took notice of my fixed gaze. The soft vibrant garments you wore were a testament to your style. Th
The Sound Of Music(Dedicated to Paul)
The sound of music gives us so much emotions
and that plays a melody deep in our heart greatly
All the sound on the earth are like music
and the music brings love and enjoyment to our life
Music expresses universal language of the world
and brings people together where ever they live
The music is the best gift of God to all of us
where its fills our soul with peace and mind with creativity
Every music has its own rhythm
and it's creates a great sound of music
Music in the mountain brings peace in our heart
and music in the ocean fills our soul with love
When I hear the sound of music
then I begin to write a song as a soul of music
If you don't love the sound of music
then your soul will be unsung
Because music can put life in to a dead man
A Fish Or A Man? Either Works LmaoThe sun's rays come calling
Foreclosing on winter's frost
The sounds of life awaken
With the return of a season lost
Water lapping upon the shore
Shrouded by a misty fog
Nightcrawlers peeking out
From beneath a dew drenched log
Cloaked by dense green tules
In a boat solely manned
I am the stealthy fisherman
My rod and reel in hand
I can feel you gently biting
Nibbling my tasty treat
You strike with such accuracy
Then wisely you retreat
Hunger over powers caution
Snap! secured upon my hook
Let the scrimmage begin
Penance for the bait you took
Twisting, flopping. fighting
As I draw you to the shore
Your tenacity exudes maturity
You’ve played this game before
A desperate attempt at freedom
From your watery den you bound
Good lord I’ve caught Old Bassy
Your reputation is renowned
Fret not my aquatic friend
Your legacy is safe with me
A quick snip of my line
I most graciously set you free
Surely I will tell this story
But much to my dismay
Only For Uu tell me all the time oh u r such a nice person n u r a sweetheart n every man who is with u is lucky etc bla bla
if that is all so true why didnt u regonize it?
why r u not with me to appreciate me?
why do i still see always stuff i dont like or what makes me think?
i dont look to find stuff but i always find something it hurts to know and to see there is something and u wanna ask why is that? and i got a feeling bout this why do i have this feeling?
but all u do is just talk it down like it is nothing at all and then at the end it turns out that that everything every feeling every question that just everything had a real reason and u talked it down
maybe i was not strong enough for u but i also know u r more weak then i am
i couldnt keep my mouth shut cuz of the stuff what was going on n what i didnt like
i am sorry for it but it should have showed u that i care
that i care about u
it hurts me when u tell me u love me cuz i know u mean it
u say its in a friendship way bu
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CrucifiedDrink Of My Body.......
Eat Of My Soul...........
Behold, All The Eyes Shall See Them
All Wounds That Pierce Them
Take Pleasure In His Sins
Take Pleasure In Her Suffering
When You Lie With The Beast
You Shall Die With The Beast
Behold The Eyes That Pierce Them
So You Say Your Lord Had Mercy?
So You Say Your Lord Has Faith?
Behold The Eyes That Pierced Him
In This Synagogue Of Satan!
The Beast Inside Still Lies, Like The Devil
Behold This Seven Spaces Sewn
Behold The Seven Spaces Known
Behold The Seven Spaces
Set Apart Beside The Master's Throne
1,2,3,4,5,6,7 All Good Saviors Go To Heaven
Seven Spaces Sewn
Seven Spaces Known
Seven Spaces Set Apart Beside The Master's Throne
Drink of My Body.....
Eat of My Soul........
Die With Your Savior........
In This.....Amen
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NeilOn April 5th my brother has been dead for 10 years and I guess I've been thinking of him a lot lately. He would be 31 years old now IF he was still here. I really miss him. He was my best friend and little brother at the same time. I think of him all the time it's just certain times I think of him more often and this is one of those times. I love him dearly and at one time I was afraid I would forget him but now after 10 years I know that is not possible.
The UnwelcomedAn update for my friends.....Some of you know that I have been living with some serious neck and arm pain for a while now....I dealt with a quack of a doctor for over a year now that put me through some really tough stuff.......
I finally went back to an awesome doc that is honestly one of the best in the country....He redid all of my tests tests and when the results came in he knew right away what is wrong with me.....
I have a severe disc herniation at c 5/6 and another one at c 6/7...
I am so relieved! I have been losing the use of my left arm and the last "doctor" left me thinking I was crazy!
I did my research and knew my symptoms were classic and since I have had a lumbar fusion I knew I wasn't crazy but the last "doc" made me feel like I was being a baby....
So.....Surgery is set for Oct. 9th....I'm having a double fusion.....I have chosen to use my own pelvic bone for the fusion instead of donor bone and I know this is a major cause of pain after the surgery since that's
Tiffs Blog!My Boyfriend David (AKA: Reno Wildfire) Told me last Night he LOVES ME! He told me he has been thinking about telling me for a while, but he didnt want me t thinkhe was just saying it to say it, and he really means it. I am so in love with him guys, he is amazing and perfect. He also told me last night I make him happy and make him feel special. HE is soooo Sweet!!! I Love him, I love him, I LOVE HIM!!!! He told me he will always be here for me no matter what, and wants to take care of me. How sweet is that. Ive found the perect guy period!!! He is sweet and loving, and the best lover I have ever had, hands down, best kisser... not to mention sexy as hell. Im soooo Glad he is alllll Mine!!! I cant believe how happy he makes me and how much I am in love with him. Im bursting with happiness becuase of him.
David Terry Ooley... I Love you baby!!!
Again, I just had to ramble and tell you all.. sorry for the sappy ramble hehe
xxx
Tiff Almost a year ago, I met David, who goes by R
50 Questions About Me1) Do you smoke weed regularly?
Why does THIS have to be the first question??? Lol ... no, definitely not regularly
2) Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks?
Um, well, yeaaaaa
3) Who was the last person's house you went to besides your own?
My friends Ted & Karen
4) Miss someone?
Yes, desperately so
5) What's your ex doing?
IDRGAF?!?? As long as he ain't doing it with me, I'm all good with that.
6) Is there something you could've done to make your last relationship work?
Maybe .. Probably .. But it would have been me not being me, and knowing what I know now,
it wouldn't have been worth the effort anyway.
7) Do you like someone right now?
I like lots & lots of people until they choose to piss me off :D
8) Listening to music?
Ipods are brilliant ... Snow Patrol at the moment.
9) What are you doing tomorrow?
I intend on living every moment with a bright shiny smile on my face, making the most of a
beautiful day &
Just Laying HereAries is a cardinal fire sign characterized by its enthusiastic, direct and firm nature.
If you want to attract the female Aries you will need to speak loudly, clearly and slowly.
This rule is important if you want to use a pick up line. If you don't speak loudly, clearly and slowly, the Aries woman will think that you're a wuss, as Derek Vitalio calls it.
Aries always wants to be the first, so give your female Aries the impression that SHE is the first, that she is the one that gets your attention.
The female Aries is a "man's woman" of individuality and self-interest, craving instant gratification. If she asks something do it immediately.
Take the initiative, go up to her and start a conversation. Talk to her. It really doesn't matter what you say (but no sexual overtones), the most important thing is how you say it, without nerves. Why?
Because Aries is a commanding and initiating sign, very linear and confident in its manners. If you don't show any relaxed c
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Shootingsthere has been 3 separate shootings in our once peaceful town over the weekend. Now my problem isnt really with the fact that people are getting shoot but rather the fact that they were all shoot in the lower half of their bodies(2 in the leg and one in lower back. Who is teaching our youth about gun safety and the proper way to hold/ shoot a gun. (when the rap song says to bust a cap in their ass they didnt mean it literaly). join the fucking boyscouts or somethin and learn how to fire a weapon properly damn.
PiscesP • I • S • C • E • S: The Piece of ass
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high SEX appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
Comments Plzi am trying to build up my fu bucks. i have entered in the unlimited fu bucks give away on Johnny Devil's page. every comment and rate helps. if you would like to rate or comment there is a link to the give away on my page in the about me section. also while there check out the host of this give away. O.K. heres how it works. Once you have been tagged you must write a blog listing 15 random fact, intrests, or habits about yourself. Then choose 5 people to tag. Don't forget to leave them a comment telling them they have been tagged and to read your blog. Then type there names at the bottom of your blog. You can not tag the person who tagged you. Have fun.
1. i am a mechanic
2. my wife is my best friend
3. i have been married for 10 years
4. i have had 3 stepfathers
5. i moved around alot as a kid
6. i still refuse to grow up
7. most days i hate my appearance
8. i have only slept w/ 1 woman and i married her
9. i have 2 brothers and 2 sisters
10. 2 of my step fathers were in
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A New FriendJosh got up and started down the road around noon on a Saturday afternoon. He had been anticipating this weekend for sometime. It had been months since he had seen Tricia. The two hour drive was pretty easy as he had made it a few times. Meanwhile Tricia was busy preparing for the more than satisfying sexual adventure that she knew would occur that night.
She showered making sure she was freshly clean. While in the shower she made sure to shave her aching pussy. She needed this weekend. It had been months since she had been satisfied the way Josh was able to. As the razor smoothed the stubble she resisted the urge to get a start on her satisfaction. Tricia finished her shower and got dressed for the rest of the day. The weather was very warm and she dressed in her shorts and a tank top.
Tricia thought to herself “Who would believe that she would have so much fun with someone she barely knew.” The two had met months earlier but at the time it seemed so much longer. T
Taking A BreakOk for all of my really good friends, just wanted to let you know that I'm gonna take a break from fubar for a while. I don't know how long but for awhile. This is the best thing for me to do right now since I have already lost a couple of good friends it is best, so I don't lose anymore. I really hate that I have lost them, but I have somethings going on with me right now and this is the best way to handle it so hopefully I don't lose anymore real good friends. I will miss each and everyone of you alot. Hopefully it won't take me to long to fix whats wrong. For those of you that have my messenger ID you can contact me there, if I don't answer you right away it is only cause I haven't turned it on yet as I do have problems with it but if you leave a message anyway I will get back to you. So for now I'm gonna say bye, but only for awhile. I WILL MISS EACH AND EVERYONE OF MY REALLY GOOD FRIENDS ALOT, AND I HOPE EACH OF YOU UNDERSTAND.
Luvs ya all,
Single Ok to all my friends who
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FeelingsFEELINGS
Feelings suppressed to the depths of my soul
Wanting your love to make me feel whole
Longing to tell you just how I believe
Yet afraid you'll remove your presence from me
Wanting to give you all that I am
To give you the world if only I can
But there are limitations placed on the boundaries of love
Awaiting the guidance and help from above
Sometimes I grow weary for my wings to soar
Awaiting the day I become faithfully yours
Many a night I lie aware in my bed
With visions of you; flooding thoughts in my head
Memories of moments I spent in your arms
The security I felt; being safe from all harm
Yearning to have that feeling again
Wishing these moments never would end
My visions of love are a moment in time
Where the world melts away……..and for an instant you're mine
But these wishes of mine are just fantasy
Having no real meaning; remaining a dream
So I'll stay lost in this dream world of undying love
Till my Fa
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Southbound And DownI am leaving Monday morning (21st) to head down to Baton Rouge to visit with my parents for a week. My mom is having open heart surgery and I want to be there. Hopefully all will go well, this is a pretty common operation nowadays. She has 1 collapsed valve and one that is leaking, so she is getting a stint and a new valve. Please keep her (and the rest of my family) in your prayers. Thank u friends! :) To everyone who has questioned the well being of my mother, I would like to say thank you for all your concern and prayers. I want you to know her recovery has gone very well. Everytime I speak to her I'm amazed at how great she sounds, so much energy, and even though I have not been able to see her, my dad and everyone else tells me how great her color is now. She had pretty pale, ashen maybe even. Now she's a healthy pink and feeling great. She told me she's been riding her exercise bicycle (something she had not done in quite a few years), so it really looks like this has helped her
Feeling Out Of Itso..... yeah as per the above subject....
im really out of it right now, im at work and i HAD a bad headache, i took some strong pain killers which have left me feeling drowsy and very much out of it, kinda funny actually....
just thought i'd share that with the rest of you
also trying to pass time at work, i finish at 4pm, which is less than 3 hrs away.....
if anyone is bored or just wanting to say hello, feel free = )
Just One Rate For 2k!I'm almost at fuKing,
and I need help leveling!
For each 100 11's that are given, I will give 25k.
For each 100 10's that are given, I will give 15k.
Don't have 100 11's you say? That's fine because for each 11 that is given, I will give 275 fubux.
Do you have bling? I'll buy that too. Just message me and we'll talk ;D
The only thing I ask is that
before you rate, Private Message me to let me know you're starting!
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ZzlularzzDear Ugly Men Who Cant Take A Hint,
Yes my boobs are perky and round. I do realize that you want to grab,squeeze,and lick them. You arent original for saying "Not trying to offend you but...how big are they". I know you want to see them. I know I am cute please if you are going to comment me and spell cute wrong please make sure you are sexy enough to make that mistake. I hate it when you pester me with stupid questions or harrass me with comments about wanting me. I`m not trying to flatter myself but I hate you. I hate you ugly men I really...really do. Find chicks either your own age ( I like older men) or find somebody who is lonely. If Jesus is real leave me alone! Ugh!
Love,
Lula xoxoxo I am actually pretty tired. I mean I look in the mirror and think "Damn Lauren get some shut eye".
I hope I`ll get around to getting a new piercing this week or next...but thats if like the guy is there. Anyway.....I`
ThoughtsLately I've been too tired to be that man I used to be.
Overwhelmed and uninspired does it matter that no one's listening.
I've looked to find my place, I've searched to see my purpose served
but every where that I can see people getting what they don't deserve.
Cause I am what I am, I could change it all but never me.
It's the pride of a foolish man but I live my life with no apologies.
Convince the world I'm crazy, in truth maybe I am.
But I've cut my baggage loose I shed my skin I'm a better man.
No one left to pull me under no one left to drag me down.
Standing on my own two feet I find the strength to stand my ground.
I once dwelled on all the things in life I never had,
I obsessed on my injustices until it drove me mad,
and all that hatred that I felt I didn't understand.
Was everything that held me down and kept me a bitter man.
For one human being to love another; that is perhaps the most difficult of all our tasks, the ultimate, the last test and proof, the wor
Fu Poker RunIt's time for something a little different on FU, It's time for a ....
1.You will make 5 stops and comment bomb 1 pic leaving 500 comments on a pic labeled "POKER RUN" located in their default album. At the completion of commenting you will private message the owner of the album letting them know you are done { Hint label your comments 1~500} So they can verify that you have completed the task,and give you your next stop. Once all 5 stops have been made private message me to pick your cards numbered 1~52. The one with the best POKER h
Friends?? And Picture FlaggingI will never understand peoples reasoning behind flagging pictures!
I do understand flagging a default picture, because they scroll across the top of the screen, and adult site or not, shouldn't be used as a default! But everyone's view on what is NSFW is different, so understandably, that controversy will never end here!
I have never, and would never, flag any picture on here! I have on numerous occasions, sent a private message to someone who had a joke, or picture, in their default folder, that either I found inappropriate or thought someone else might, suggesting they put it in a different folder before someone flags it! Guess what??? Every single time I have done that, I have gotten a thank you for the honesty and heads up AND they moved it to a folder!!!! Amazing how adults can act when treated like adults!!!!
BUT, when you have pictures, jokes, or whatever, in your personal profile, in folders clearly marked NSFW? and viewable by FRIENDS only.....I just don't ge
Amy's RantOk here is the thing. I posted 3 new nsfw pics and they are really good ones. I have also decided to open them up for my friends instead of just family. It seems to be working and people are treating me with respect. So I thank you for all your comments and rates. I truly do appreciate them. So cheers to all of my friends. Send my a shout and I will shout back. If you know my yahoo address you can IM me there and if you don't have it just ask for it. All I ask is that you don't abuse the priviledge to show yourself to me. Just remember that I have 2 beautiful girls that are usually up until 9:30pm. I really appreciate that. MUAH!!!!
Ok well thanks again and Many kisses and hugs to everyone!!!!! I am not a mean spirited person and I refuse to change my values or beliefs for ANYONE. I don't think anyone should give up theirs either. I don't like being called disrespectful. I will never post any names on here as I think that is just wrong and really none of your business. If I have an
This Ain't Tv...but Should Bei moved in with a friend and her daughter when i first left him. she worked alot and since i was in the country i got my addiction to the internet so i could talk to ppl. then they put a password on the pc so i couldn't get online and they thought that was hilarious...grrrrr wtf??!!!! then she moves in with her man and he don't like me. thats when my little bro got sick and i went to see him and when i got back i wasn't allowed at the trailor. i went back to my bff's until her man got out of jail. that lasted until the parole sweep lol. then i stayed with whoever would let me crash at there house. most of you know what i've been dealing with so this is for the rest of you.....and my friends know where and what i'm doin. i left my ex in february and have been stayin with some friends. now i'm trying to go to school but thats not workin either. h&r block is the worst fuckin place ever....they have no record that i filed last year so there goes my financial aide. spend most of my days and
6 Dead..4 WoundedI have started this blog several times over the past few days but I can never seem to figure how to start & what to say. I think it's because I have so many different emotions inside me right now that they are all trying to take over one another. On Tuesday this week, a guy went on a shooting spree in Alger. This small little town is very close to where I live & also on my mail route. This animal killed 6 people & wounded 4 because he was mad at his mom. That in iself is tragic...I knew 2 of the people killed. I can't help being relived that the day before was a holiday(2 days worth of mail...takes longer to do) because I woulda been there at the same time that this happened. I could have been #7. The realization of this has made me reevaluate my life...I do know that I will never deliver the mail there again without thinking of those poor innocent people that had the lives taken by a madman. It has been one year since the massacre of those innocent people. I still to this day get tear
Tear Jerker To Eyes Ta Di 4Rarely do we meet someone who touches our heart in such a manner that we feel connected on all levels. I have been lucky enough to meet just such a person. He is one of the most wonderful caring loving people that I've ever had the pleasure of knowing and I feel so lucky that our paths have crossed and he is in my life.
Not only is he an awesome man but today is his birthday!!!!!
So...let's go show him lots of love and give him tons of birthday wishes. He deserves all the love you can share.
Here's the link to his page...just click on his picture...and don't forget to tell him that Vitamin de~ sent you!!!!!
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Blocked From MummsI'm in an auction.... own me baby!!
So today I got my comment priviledges blocked in the Mumms!
The best part is I have no idea why!
They don't tell you anything they just block you!
It would be so much more helpful for them to send an email message as to why I was blocked and how long I am blocked for. Maybe this would help people understand what is ok and what is not.
Simply deleting someone just makes them more angry because there is never an explanation.
Especially if you're blocked for commenting on a mumm that the mumm creator didn't make NSFW.
I don't know.. just some weird *poop* they got going on here that should be addressed!
OUT
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MovingI am making this on just the chase i forgot to tell some of you that i have a new place and am moving this sat almost everything so i got it set up to turn everything off sat nite and HOPEfully recomment by monday but i fig i better let everyone know it might be longer so don't forget about me :P okay luv ya all
Me And The FuPaying 200k to the best pic of a sexy gothic strawberry shortcake or gothic rainbow bright =)
Things WithinWITCHYS WIKKED GRAPHIX
Drifting away into a world so dark and deep,
Drowning alone into the this world so bleak.
The tide rushes in and carries me away,
Drowning within my very heart & soul.
Fading away into nothingness,
A meer ghost was my existance.
Alone and trapped within 2 worlds,
Lives crashing in like waves on rocks.
Drifting, Drowning and Fading away..... As I sit here alone I think of you.
The times we have spent laughing,
Holding eachother in a lounge or from a far.
You have someone & I am alone.
To Delete or Not Delete?
That is the question I am left with inside.
You say you love me but where are you now?
Not contacting me I see....
As I sit here alone & you are not.
I wonder does he think of me?
Can what was be real?
Tired of being Alone.................
Yet I realize, we make mistakes in life,
Things don't always workout the way we wish them to.
However life does go on!
Ups & downs may come my way,
I will face whatever life throws me.
Alone
NinjamonkeystoriesHowdy.
So this is my first post of possibly many on this website. I have plenty of time left in Afghanistan to be a bum. Might as well use that time to tell stories, give my opinions on the world, and ramble like I just drank 8 pots of coffee. I'm 27, I am stuck overseas, but I'm a resident of the warm and fuzzy state of AZ. I miss beer. I miss good food. I miss you beautiful women. I'm off to figure out how the rest of this site works, so best of luck in life. Check back for more updates!
NinjaMonkey! Well, another few days have passed out here in the stupidity that is Afghanistan. I think my biggest comlaint about this whole deal is the lack of necessity. If I had a purpose to be here, it wouldn't bother me to be here for 15 months. Without a sense of purpose, it's hard to stay motivated. People speak of living a purpose drivin life, but when you have no purpose in what you're doing it's like a constant morphine drip that is over cranked. You spend much of your time
Rudy Ray Moore (dolemite) Funeral ArrangementsFuneral Arrangements
Thursday 10/23
Stewart and Calhoun funeral home
529 W.
Thornton Street,
Akron, Ohio 44307
Visitation from 7-8 pm, funeral from 8-9
Monday 10/27
Heritage funeral home
508 N Government Way
Spokane, WA 99224
Visitation from 4-5 pm, funeral from 5-6
Flowers and Condolences to the family can be sent to either one. Thank You!
Ban The Horrific Stallion Fights In The PhilippinesToday I have just seen the horror of Stallion Fights that are held in the Phillippins for entertainment!
The pictures in the paper are so shocking I felt like crying, horses are gentle creatures, when there are two males after a female they may fight over her but the stronger one will win and the weaker one will go away. They never fight to the death!
Although the 3 day fight festival a year was banned 10 years ago it seems it still goes on.
They get tortured, tied up, beaten so that when they go out into the ring they are so in a frenzy they fight to the death, the rings they fight in are so small that they can only do one thing and that is to fight or face being beaten by their trainers who train them to fight.
The pictures are too horrific to put on here, but I hope you take the time to read the article
Here is the link for the article - I warn you it isnt nice ...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-515508/Tournament-blood-The-sheer-horror-horse-fighting.
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Yes, this is my first time joining an auction.
I wanna experience to have owner.
This must be exciting!
My Offers Are:
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5) added to my top #5 friend for the month
6) your profile link in my "About Me" section
7) leave you a daily profile comment
8) keep you sh!tfaced whenever I'm online for a month
9) random fu-gifts
10) 2 or more SFW salute pics
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I am back, and as a slight warning, I have grown a lot in the past few months, I am alot stronger and less likely to care about the judgements set forth by other people. I have an amazing best friend who I spend a hell of a lot of time with and who keeps me strong, and a man.
We all learn from past experience and both myself and hopefully my friends have learnt a thing or two. Never allow an internet person to seep into your real life and destroy it, it is pointless...
I shall leave with two pondering thoughts...
I have learnt from beggers and thieves as much as I have learnt from doctors and schlors.
Focus on the future, but do not jepordise the present. In my diploma in criminology I have studied John Does... this one I find fascinating...
a man left a Grateful Dead concert in 1995 with no pocessions. He hitch hiked an
QuoteA Friend's Love says:
" If you ever need anything,
I'll be there."
True Love says:
" You'll never need anything;
I'll be there."
Right Now…Somebody is very proud of you.
Somebody is thinking of you.
Somebody is caring about you.
Somebody misses you.
Somebody wants to talk to you.
Somebody wants to be with you.
Somebody hopes you aren't in trouble.
Somebody is thankful for the support you have provided.
Somebody wants to hold your hand.
Somebody hopes everything turns out all right.
Somebody wants you to be happy.
Somebody wants you to find him/her.
Somebody is celebrating your successes.
Somebody wants to give you a gift.
Somebody thinks that you ARE a gift.
Somebody hopes you're not too cold, or too hot.
Somebody wants to hug you.
Somebody loves you.
Somebody admires your strength.
Somebody is thinking of you and smiling.
Somebody wants to be your shoulder to cry on.
Somebody wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun.
Somebody thinks the world of you.
Somebody wants to protect you.
Somebody would do anything for you.
Somebody wants to be forgiven.
Somebody is grateful for your forgiveness.
Playado u think this is what it takes to get what u want these days. do we have to be playas and manipulate to achieve our goals???
Proud To Be YoursWhen you hold me in your arms,
I get a sensation,
I never thought I could feel,
When you look into my eyes,
I see the love from within your heart,
When you kiss me,
I feel the passion burn within,
That's what makes me proud to be yours.
When we took those vows oh so long ago,
I meant it forever,
Every time we make love,
I feel like I'm floating on air,
When you look at me that special way,
I can't help but smile,
That's what makes me proud to be yours.
When we talk of having a family,
If feel a joy I can't explain,
When you first said I love you to me,
All I could do is smile,
And say I love you too,
Whenever I need a shoulder to lean on,
You are always there,
That's what makes me proud to be yours.
When the world around us seems bleak & afar,
You are always strong and reassuring,
Whenever I need a listening ear,
You are always willing to lend one,
Whenever I'm sad and blue,
You always find away to make me smile,
That's what makes me proud to be yo
A Different Christmas Poem!The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,
I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.
My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,
My daughter beside me, angelic in rest.
Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,
Transforming the yard to a winter delight.
The sparkling lights in the tree I believe,
Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.
My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,
Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep.
In perfect contentment, or so it would seem,
So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.
The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near,
But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear.
Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the
sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.
My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear,
And I crept to the door just to see who was near.
Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,
A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.
A sol
TaggedYou Can Only Type ONE Word.
Not as easy as you might think.
Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED.
It's really hard to only use one-word answers!
1. Where is your cell phone? DEAD
2. Your significant other? CHAIR
3. Your hair? RED
4. Your mother? HOME
5. Your father? DEAD
6. Your favorite thing? HAPPINESS
7. Your dream last night? WET
8. Your favorite drink? BEER
9. Your dream/goal? HAPPINESS
10. The room you're in? LIVING
11. Music? ANY
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? COMFORTABLE
14. Where were you last night? HERE
15. What you're not? INTERESTING
16. Muffins? STRAWBERRY
17. One of your wish list items? HAPPINESS
18. Where you grew up? OHIO
19. The last thing you did? SNIFFLED
20. What are you wearing? T-SHIRT
21. TV? ANY
22. Your pets? LOTS
23. Your computer? EMACHINES
24. Your life? COMPLICATED
25. Yo
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