Baggage - The excuse people use to punish their current boyfriend/girlfriend for things that their past boyfriends/girlfriends have done to them.
Bicurious - Gay.
Bisexual - Gay.
Bitter - What all Atlanta singles are destined to become. Caused by drama and stress (see below).
Buckhead Soldiers - The clones you see hovering around the popular Buckhead bars wearing polos tucked into pleated Dockers. Usually wearing loafers.
Butch - What gay men who don't think they act gay call themselves. Actual butch men will never need to use this term. Also used to describe 75f Atlanta lesbians.
Cabin Room - Where you go when the bars are closed and you still haven't found someone to sleep with.
Cuddle - Sexual activity in which there is no exchange of bodily fluid.
Drama - An imaginary condition made up by sad, lonely individuals with no real problems in their life who feel the need to drag stable, well-balanced individuals who are trying to make a valuable contribution to society down to their level in hopes of making themselves feel better.
Ex - Anyone you've slept with more than once. Also a popular club drug popular in the late 90's.
Excedrin - What every weekday Buckhead club kid should have in his medicine cabinet.
Expiration Dating - Frequent hot sex with someone you know is only in town for a short period of time, and that you know you have no chance of actually dating seriously because they aren't local.
Gaylights - An unnatural highlighting of the hair that no straight man would be caught dead with.
Girl Gone Wild - The attention whore who is always showing her tits and making out with girls at the club.
Gurl - The first word of every gay man or black girl's sentence. "Gurl, you 'bout ready to go?" or "Gurl, I haven't had sex in 3 days!"
Gym Bunny - A troll who has realized that his only chance of getting laid is to work out every day.
Homewrecker - The person who stole your ex.
I Don't Want a Boyfriend! - A lie.
I'm Sooooo Drunk! - The mating call of the Southern Belle.
In a Relationship - The term used to describe someone who suddenly disappears from the scene and doesn't go out to socialize until they get cheated on.
Jagerbomb - When you need to get drunk faster to kick in your personality.... Also good for when you need to get that uptight bitch at the bar to loosen up and go home with you.
Line - What you have to wait in to enter an Atlanta club if you happen to have a penis.
Omaha Diet - Unnatural weight loss caused by nonprescription medications. Also known as Jenny Crank.
One Night Stand or ONS - A very short-term relationship, the end of which is signified by someone putting on their pants.
Philson Sex - Sexual activity in which everybody wants to get off, but nobody does. Enables you to have a one night stand without actually becoming classified as a whore, yet still significantly more intensive than cuddling.
Player - Anyone who has more sex than you.
Pleat Fleet - See Buckhead Soldiers.
Rotten Peach - The Georgia girl that gave you that STD.
Rough Trade - A one night stand that you will later pretend never happened.
Slutty - The new black.
Stress - A non-imaginary condition brought on by the drama of others.
Trade - What you bring home from the bar, paid for in services rendered.
Troll - Anyone 20 years older than you that wants you to go home with them.
Trick - See Trade.
Twelve - How old Atlanta girls are if they aren't of age or don't have a fake I.D. that says they're 21.
Universe - The area of space contained within a three-foot diameter of every Atlanta woman.
Whore - Anyone who has more sex than you
