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Wtf
What the hell is wrong with this picture? In the last 24 hours I have posted 15 bulletins. Would you beleive that, out of all 15, only 7 even got read. Am I that lame that nobody reads my shit? Please tell me if I am! I can take it, i'm a big boy. Maybe it's because I don't have a gazilloin friends on my lists. I thought most of the people on my friends list WERE my friends but I guess not. Special thanks to Peek, DreamFeathers, and~♥~Tash's Angel Eyes~♥~ for reading a couple of my bulletins. They can ask anyting of me and i'll be glad to help them. Everyone else PISS OFF!!!!!!!! Thanks for letting me vent Jimmy J.

Classroom Humor Have A Good Laugh
teacher:-MARIA, GO TO THE MAP AND FIND NORTH AMERICA MARIA:- HERE IT IS TEACHER:- CORRECT. NOW CLASS, WHO DISCOVERED AMERICA? CLASS:- MARIA -------------------------------------------------- TEACHER- GLENN, HOW DO YOU SPELL "CROCODILE?" GLENN- K-R-O-K-D-I-A-L" TEACHER- NO, THATS WRONG GLENN- MAYBE ITS WRONG, BUT YOU ASKED ME HOW I SPELL IT -------------------------------------------------- teacher-GLENN WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GET SO DIRTY GLEN- WELL I'M A LOT CLOSER TO THE GROUND THAN YOU ARE -------------------------------------------------- teacher-HAROLD WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON THAT KEEPS ON TALKING WHEN PEOPLE ARE NO LONGER INTERESTED? harold- A TEACHER

Sorry (no It's Not Suppose To Be A Poem)
I'm sorry I'm not pretty enough I'm sorry I'm not smart enough I'm sorry I'm not funny enough I'm sorry I'm not skinny enough I'm sorry I'm not happy enough I'm sorry I don't cook from scratch I'm sorry I don't sew I'm sorry I don't enjoy cleaning I'm sorry I let society make me feel lousy I know ultimately it is on each of us to control what we think and how we feel. My therapist says nobody can make me feel guilt unless I let them. However not all of us have the strength to control our feelings. So, I'm sorry I don't know how to control my feelings.

Retirement Its A Joke
one day, while walking to the store, i passed by a nursing home, on the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. i thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store. on my return trip, i passed the same nursing home with teh same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn. this time my curiosity got the best of me and i went inside to talk to the manager. do you know why there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn. yes he said they're retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard sale

Newfie Sex Dont Take This Teh Wrong Way Lol
a Newfoundland woman of a certain age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husbands poor sex drive. what about trying viagar, ask the doctor. oh, no, i couldnt do dat she said he wont even take aspirin. not a problem replied the doctor. drop it in his coffee. he won even taste it. give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went" it wasnt a week later that she called the doctor. who directly inquired as to their progress. the poor dear exclaimed oh jaysus mary and joseph, doctor, twas horrid, just terrible. really, what happened ask the doctor, de effect was almost immediate. he jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging something fierce.with one swoop of his arm he sent the cups and the tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and then lard tunder and jaysus didnt he take me right then and there making wild mad passionate love to me on the tabletop. it was a nightmare i tell you. why so terrible asked t

My Night... Would Say My Life.. But Looking For A More Fun One... =) Lol
Lol- every day so many people ask me if I am real. Guess that makes me wonder what exactly is real? I mean how many people in everyday life do you know that are fake, because they hide who they really are? Ok enough with the deep thoughts. Went to the Morehead game tonight (go eagles!) They beat Austin Peay (?) No sure of the spelling. Got a free t-shirt tonight, its blue and has a M in the middle of a superman looking thing, with a eagle head on a superman body on the back . Lol- Saturday night I can get a free foam finger… glad to see what my tuition gets me. Tomorrow I have two tests!! Great. 8am. So 9 hours give or take. Yuck. Btw if I was real I would not be bitching about homework. Trust me. I would be telling you how great things are. Really would like to do something fun this weekend. Monday I have THREE finals. Oh the humanity!! But then I am done. (clouds part, sunshine beams down) Well at least until like Jan 17th or so. Working all xmas break. Would

The Letter
This is the letter that the boy wrote to her girlfriend following after her crying. Dear (Her Name), I’m sorry that I made you cry today. The truth is that I never got to tell you completely what I was going to say for each question you asked me. I didn’t want to give you a hard time. As days go by each of those questions were the same questions I wanted to ask you. Although something tells me you would have all said “yes” To every question asked. Have I ever thought about you enough every night? No because I never thought anybody else besides you because you were my one and only. No one else. Did I always love hanging out with you? No because I’d prefer to stay with you as much as I can. If I could then I would enjoy every minute of it thinking it would last forever. In forever and a day there’ll always be a “you” on my side along with that time stopping every time we kiss and love to each other. Who else do you think besides me? I don’t know anyone in this w

Naughty Horoscope
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) "Ever heard the saying "Been there. Done that?" chances are it came from a Gemini. They are always changing...they are the eternal Chameleon. You never know who you are fucking that day. They have had sex. A lot of sex. Probably because they are in a constant state of flux...always looking for the new high. The biggest turn on for a Gemini is: LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION. Here is just a smattering of places that I know Geminis have fucked: In the elevator of the moseleum of Forest Lawn Cemetary DURING A FUNERAL. Wine cellars in nightclubs. Vip Areas of Theatres. Public Parks. The 18th Hole of a private golf course. In the center of a race track just as the flag was going up. On various Gym equipment at numerous health spas. A football stadium during the SuperBowl. A Balcony railing at Mardis Gras in the French Quarter...just to name a few. If it's shiny...they will want it. They are big on DRAMA so be prepared for them to set the mood for sex no matter

* Happy Birthday Precious !!! *
Beautiful blessings of abundance in sacred dance Shall we prance and Dance a jig of past, present, future happenstance I bless thee infinitely in infinity With truth love and light as our key In Joy and Serenity May bountiful blessings of love be Yours eternally Happiest of Birthdays to Thee Lovely Riddle Wrapped in the Mystery of an Enigma,

What I Have Realized....
I've been through so much shit in the past couple of months. I've learned so much about myself and about life in general. First and foremost, I've become forgiving. It's something you have to do, you have to dig deep inside your heart to forgive people. It's definatly not easy especially when you've been hurt soooo badly but if you can't forgive then the pain will eat at you every single day. Forgive for YOURSELF not for the other person or other people. Never lose faith or stop believing; hope is important even if you've been let down so many times before. If you don't have hope for something good or for a better day than you probably won't see one. Somehow have to find the positive in your life. But don't worry because it is true, what goes around comes back around. And if something IS meant to be, then no matter what, it will be. Sometimes you do have to let something go and if it was meant to be then it will come back into your life. If it doesn't, then it wasn't meant to be

The Final Good Bye
DEAR DADDY~ I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT U WERE THE FIRST MAN I EVER FELL IN LOVE WITH AND U WILL BE FOREVER IN MY MEMORY AND MY HEART. I HOPE U FORGIVE ME FOR NOT BEING BY YOUR SIDE WHEN U NEEDED ME MOST. BUT I KNOW U UNDERSTAND AND I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU DEARLY AND ALWAYS WILL. I AM JUST SORRY I NEVER GOT THE CHANCE TO TELL U THAT I LOVED YOU. IT HAD BEEN 2 MONTHS SINCE WE TALKED AND IM SORRY FOR THAT. DADDY I LOVE YOU AND I WILL SEE YOU AGAIN SOMEDAY. WHEN MY TIME COMES IT WILL BE YOUR LOVING ARMS THAT I AM RUNNING INTO. YOU ARE AND WILL ALWAYS BE MY HERO AND MY #1 FAN JUST LIKE YOU ALWAYS SAID. SO I RAISE MY GLASS TO YOU AND SALUTE U FOR ALL THE HARD WORK YOU HAVE DONE AND FOR RAISING 6 BOYS AND ME. U HAVE MADE ME WHO I AM TODAY A LADY WITH MORAL AND VALUES WHEN IT COMES TO LIFE AND LOVE. THANK YOU. THIS IS REALLY NOT GOOD BYE BUT I WILL SEE U SOON. YOUR HOME NOW AND SAFE FROM THIS CRUEL WORLD, AND I AM GREATFUL FOR THAT. PLEASE KNOW AND I KNOW U DO TH

I'd Love To Love You
The more we talk the more I fall for you The more we talk the more I long to be near you The more we talk the more I think about you The more we talk the more I want to be in your arm The more we talk the more thing seem to fall into place The more we talk the more I want to be there with you The more we talk the more I want to look into your eyes The more we talk the more I see my life getting brighter The more we talk that less I want to be with out you Now that you are in my live i never want to be with out you I'd love to love you

Our Friendship Is Dead (and So Are You)
This is a poem I wrote a long time ago lol I have finally lost my humanity Nothing remains, not a shred It has all disappeared, vanished I now become what you dread I could just throw you out a window Splatter your brains on the pavement But I’d much rather torture you So I’ll tie you up in my basement Turncoat, I’ve removed the knife The one you placed in my back You betrayal cut me deep but I’ll cut you deeper, slash and hack I’ll take a razor, remove your eyelids I don’t want you to miss a thing How much suffering can you withstand? We’ll know soon, as I give you my pain I want to hear your skull crack Take a sledgehammer to your head Break every bone one by one I won’t be happy until your dead You were never there for me, not once Even though I loved you like a brother You crashed here, slept on this pillow I think I’ll use it on you…to smother Oh, go ahead…inhale…exhale… I’ll grant you one final breath Revenge really is so very sweet And

Candida, I Still Remember (poem)
This was the first poem I wrote about a year and half ago. I still remember Our first summer together The warm days We hoped would last forever That evening when it rained You were cold and shivered Looked at me through eyes of blue That sparkled like the sun on a river I pray to forget Though I still remember Our first Christmas together When we watched the snow that December You were so precious to me You could never be replaced I still remember your smile, The beauty of your face The softness of you skin, sweetness of your kiss During the times I held you close I’m left with a stem of thorns Now that you’ve wilted, my rose Sometimes, I still expect you to walk through the door When I hear a creak, and it opens Just the wind, nothing less, nothing more They say time heals all wounds But, it’s not my life they lead You’re loss cut deep To this day, I still bleed It’s been so long since you were here Could it be the same lifetime? Wh

I Am Tired Of All The Crap
SINCE I HAVE BEEN ON LC/CT I HAVE GAINED QUITE A FEW FRIENDS ON MY LIST. UNFORTUNATELY, THERE ARE A FEW THAT HAVE TAKEN IT UPON THEMSELVES TO MAKE THIS SITE A STOMPING GROUND FOR HATRED. WHO CARES IF SOMEONE IS BEING FAKE. THIS IS THE NET.PEOPLE COME HERE TO BE SOMEONE THEY CANNOT BE IN PERSON. TO SOME IT IS A FANTASY LAND. JUST FOR THE RECORD, EVERYTHING IN MY PROFILE IS TRUE. I AM AT THE POINT OF DELETING PEOPLE OFF MY FRIEND LIST BECAUSE OF NEGETIVE POSTINGS. OK SO THIS SITE HAS SOME NEW RULES. WHO CARES? IF YOU CANNOT ADAPT TO THE RULES, GO BACK TO MYSPACE. MAYBE THIS WILL PISS SOME PEOPLE OFF TO HEAR MY OPINION ON THINGS. SO SORRY, BUT TOUGH SHIT! LOOK, WE ALL JUST NEED TO GET ALONG IN HERE. IF YOU CAN'T PLAY NICE THEN GO HOME. TO THOPSE OF YOU WHO ARE JUST HERE HAVING FUN I AM SORRY FOR ANY BAD FEELINGS I MAY CAUSE. THIS IS NOT DIRECTED AT YOU. THERE A SO MANY GOOD PEOPLE IN HERE. I AM JUST TIRED OF ALL THE FINGER POINTING AND NAME CALLING. PLEASE, STOP ALL THE CRAP SO WE CAN COM

Trouble
A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, " We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for one whole month." The couple agreed and, after two-and-a-half Weeks, returned to the Church. When the Pastor ushers them into his Office, the wife is crying, and the husband is obviously very depressed. "You are back so soon...Is there a problem?", the pastor inquired. "We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month," the young man replied sadly. The pastor asked him what happened. "Well, the first week was difficult. However, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain. However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible...anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts. One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent ov

Almost Torn Apart!!!
Hi all, I recently did an interview show with the NYC metal station METALIZATION on Podcast. The interview is now online at Podcast as are a few video clips of me risking my ass in various twisted escape stunts. One you may not have seen and that is not on my profile is called "Dragged to Death". In this I was locked in a Medieval torture restraint and tied with 100 ft of rope to the back of a hot rod. I had 60 seconds to get free before the truck took off. On one performance of this escape this past summer I came VERY CLOSE to being ripped in half. In fact, I had to break my own thumb to get free at the last second. The drag truck was racing and I was not yet out! Go to http://www.podarama.com/podcasts/metalization/default.html And scroll down to see the Santini videos. The Dragged to Death clip is there. I know many of you have commented on the pics of this in my profile and now you can see the actual footage of how fu--in close this really was!

What I Wanna Do To You....
HEY SEXY....CAN I INVITE YOU OVER TO MY HOUSE.....SIT YOU DOWN ON MY COUCH....HAVE A LITTLE CONVO.....POUR SOME GREY GOOSE....AND TAKE YOU TO MY BEDROOM......LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED.....AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ......LIGHT A FEW CANDLES.......WALK TO THE DRESSER AND TURN ON SOME MUSIC.....THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED......GET UNDER THE COVERS.....AND ASK YOU TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET COMFORTABLE....I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO KISS YOUR STOMACH....AND WORK MY WAY DOWN.....AND FINALLY I GET ON MY KNEES AND START....................PRAYING FOR THE NEW PLAY STATION 3 I SAW THAT THE OTHER DAY...MAN THAT BITCH IS SWEET..... GOTCHA ....I WONDER WHAT U WERE THINKING ABOUT WHEN U WERE READING THIS....SEND THIS 2 ALL THE SEXY PEOPLE U KNOW!!!

What Guys Want.. And Why They Do It Lol
a girl sent this to me.. most are right on the nose! (MOST, not all, but im reposting as it came to me lol) --Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! --"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. --Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. --Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. --Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. --Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. --Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. --A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. --Boyfriends need to be reassured ofte

In The Heat Of The Moment
In the heat of the moment, wild passions flare. Tongues, teeth and finger tips, aching to touch and share. Invisible boundaries designed, to quell this heat with a shiver and a chill. Anticipation the red flame, that melts an iron will. Passions born of hell, yet known to God as pleasure. Finger tips burn skin, while touching lighter than a feather. A dance in near darkness, awakes once more this passion. Erotic this crucifixion, outdated by modern fashion. The world slips away, as we dance in the fire. Lips touching skin , animalistic this desire. The tempo grows quicker, hips interlocked not breaking. Hearts pound, brain whirls at this risk we are taking. The CD a rumble, like distant thunder. Passion riding the storm, of this spell I'm under. Lips along jawlines, passion threatens to burn us. Forged far below, in Hades' own furnace. Lips brushing lips, searing the flesh. Bodies interlocked, as to the music we mesh. The beat so st

Things I Can Not F'n Stand!
Things I hate on Cherrytap... i hate when someone talks to me and the first thing they say is what can i do to see your private pics?....or when i get 10 messages or shouts a day asking me the same thing...i hate when women come to my page to check out what men leave me on my pics and as regular comments..i hhhhaaaaatttteeeee when women come to me and throw so much drama up in the air but then when i go to confront them they block my ass....i hate when i leave some hot sexy man a comment and then go back to leave another one there is some bitch on there trying to out do me with one...dont worry i got u on that..im the queen of pissing women off with my comments....i hate when someone comes to my page but doesnt rate a single thing..but yet they come and look at everything...i hate that the only time half the men on here talk to me is when i have my private pics up..and then wantin me to take some new ones....and i hate that this place got some shitty ass gifts to give people!! com

Beer Troubleshooting Guide
SYMPTOM FAULT ACTION S Feet cold and wet. F Glass being held at incorrect angle. A Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. S Feet warm and wet. F Improper bladder control. A Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. S Beer unusually pale and tasteless. F Glass empty. A Get someone to buy you another beer. S Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. F You have fallen over backward. A Have yourself leashed to bar. S Mouth contains cigarette butts. F You have fallen forward. A See above. S Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. F Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. A Retire to restroom, practice in mirror. S Floor blurred. F You are looking through bottom of empty glass. AGet someone to buy you another beer. SFloor moving. F You are being carried out. A Find out if you are being taken to another bar. S Room seems unusually dark. F Bar has closed. A Confirm home address with bartender

Deck Of Cards
A young soldier was in his bunkhouse all alone one Sunday morning over in Afghanistan. It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn't made a noise. The young soldier knew it was Sunday, the holiest day of the week. As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them out across his bunk. Just then an army sergeant came in and said, "Why aren't you with the rest of the platoon?" The soldier replied, "I thought I would stay behind and spend some time with the Lord." The sergeant said, "Looks like you're going to play cards." The soldier said, "No sir, you see, since we are not allowed to have Bibles or other spiritual books in this country, I've decided to talk to the Lord by studying this deck of cards." The sergeant asked in disbelief, "How will you do that?" "You see the Ace, Sergeant, it reminds that there is only one God. The Two represents the two parts of the Bible, Old and New Testaments. The Thre

For The Record...lol
It is an interesting thing to me that most individuals, myself included, would judge someone on face or body value alone. For example; I choose not to wear cosmetics, most of the time, nor flash my tits in my pics, but I have been accused of belonging to an alternitive lifestyle and when I protested that is not my way (not against it), I was then told that I'm in denial...Whatever... So, just for the record, I don't wear alot of makeup because I am highly allergic to it and would look like a scaly monster if I did.. And I do not flash my tits nor body to just anyone..That is a earned benefit...lol So, my friend who thinks I am alternitive....do try not to judge someone who does not fit ur idea of what it is to just be...Why not look at your self first self...tee hee

Too Funny
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the compu

The Truth
finally i get the truth about my ex bf he played me that hurt but now i dont feel as bad as i did i was so depressed for awhile this is to him if he ever checks this profile YOU SAID U LOVED ME I SAID IT TOO BUT I DIDNT LIE TO YOU. I HOPE U GET AS HURT AS I DID WHEN SOME CHICK MESSES WITH UR HEART WHEN U FALL IN LOVE WITH HER OTHER THAN THAT YOU CAN DROP OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH U PIECE OF SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orgasms For Peace
A group called Orgasm for Peace is trying to promote peace by trying to have everyone in the world have an orgasm at the same time on Dec 22. To prepare for the Dec. 22 orgasm, women are starting now, and men will be told two minutes ahead of time. - Conan O'Brien

A Lost Or Is It
place my life to the fates I place my life t the gods and goddesses I place my life to my families hand I give everything to these and mine A vow to all, family and close friends A vow to all, innocent and who calls I protect thee and tine, never turning away You see my face not my back, By blood, life, and energy, with in power I vow, a vow to all, those in need Call my name I shall come Spiritual, physical, all forms of life I shall come, need not be harmed And if I die, know I die protecting those in need Know I did not die alone your presence haunts me on quiet, lonely nights I close my eyes and see an idealized image of you a ghost within my mind too perfect to grasp and too wonderful to touch I speak to you softly with my mind telling you of my love; greatest gift fate's cruelest curse. now that you're gone all I have are memories fading Now you are just a dream away your last words invaded my thoughts Locked deep insi

What Pattern Is Your Brain?
thanks again to Feldar Your Brain's Pattern You have a dreamy mind, full of fancy and fantasy. You have the ability to stay forever entertained with your thoughts. People may say you're hard to read, but that's because you're so internally focused. But when you do share what you're thinking, people are impressed with your imagination. What Pattern Is Your Brain?

I Am New With Cherry Tap's Blogs
So, what can I say? I have to give kudos to the creators of this colorful, fun and interactive site! I'll have more to say another day but just wanted to say Hellooooo to all you Cherry lovers... I'm addicted! XOXO,

Who You Want To Be
Passion is the love of turning being into action. It fuels the engine of creation. It changes concepts to experience. Never deny passion, for that is to deny Who You Are, and Who You Truly Want to Be.

The Importance Of The Moment
There is no time like the present! You've heard that before, I'm sure. There is no time but this time. There is no moment but this moment. "Now" is all there is... "Yesterday" and "tomorrow" are fragments of your imagination. Constructions of your mind. Nonexistent in Ultimate Reality. Everything that ever happened, is happening, and ever will happen, is happening right now.

Lick A Scorpio, Taste Heaven
Scorpio Intuitive and ever curious, Scorpios are the great investigators of the Zodiac. They want to know everything about everyone. When an answer is needed, a Scorpio will find it for you. Scorpios are the masters of their fate. They know only one way to live: on their own terms. They do not live life but attack it. When life hands them a loss, they do not waste time sulking, but rather continue on their path, sure they will eventually succeed. Scorpios are driven by their intense passions and desires. Often they are seen as imperious. Scorpios are a secretive lot. Those around them may never know the depth of their passions. Probing the Scorpio psyche will only make them leery and cause them to flee. Scorpios do not take slights well. If you cross them be assured they will retaliate with their full force. Scorpios never quit and never surrender. If anyone can get a difficult task done it is a Scorpio. Scorpios have a dark and mysterious style which, combined wit

Awesome Poem From Blackangel24...
Title: A Game With Death Deep within the confines of my mind, I play a game with Death itself The pieces set, black against White, the games played a thousand times before I move the pawns to block the enemy line, and I feel a tinge of empathy The pawn and I, so alike, both pieces in someone else's game, expendable. The greater pieces, knights, and rooks, bishops, queens protect the King. The King, the representation of my mind, if defeated so shall I fall The pawns change and clear the way against the line of Death's allies Reaching to the sky for their chance at glory, but stricken down before Death's cold and Brilliant moves seduce me, like a forbidden dance. Haunting and Frighting, but temping all the same, I allow the moves the pieces fall like leaves from a autumn tree, a piece of me die with them. For this is no mere game I realize, but the struggle against the embrace of oblivion. And I'm losing, the King backed into a corner, no way out with foes in

Something I Wrote.
I need your opion on this. It's published. Don't steal it. I got eyes all over the internet. lol.. sersouly. Though you left, And left my heart in pieces I think there's some things you should know. I know, I know. You probaly don't even care, But listen to me. I remember when I first met you. Man, I coudn't stop my heart from running wild that night. Always thinking of you. Saying to myself " He could be the one!" I fell in love with you the first moment I talked to you. And on the phone your voice so calming and sweet. The first time I ever heard it I got tears in my eyes. Don't ask why.. The first time you wrote I Love You on my screen. My heart skipped My breath cought in my throut. That's all I remember besides the dorky smile that wouldn't leave! And my mom saying "What are you so happy about?" Then I heard you say it on the phone, Remember my voice going high? Yeah, I was holding back the tears. I mean I actually love you. I've never lov

Bulletin Drama
"Hostility is a psychic boomerang" -Howard the Duck, 1986 I find it ironic that people that outwardly attest to how much they loathe drama, are the most guilty for exploiting it. Someone says or does something deemed socially unnacceptable, they are rewarded with hoardes of free publicity by those that claim to be offended, and they lower themselves by retailiating with an equally viscious intent, making them no better than the alledged offender. This appears to me that they need the turmoil more than they claim. This is even more compounded when the positive energy directed towards them goes unanswered, unnappreciated, ignored or otherwise wadded up in the masses, but you let one person offend them, and that person will be the subject of all their attention. What kind of incentive is that for being a nice person? Interesting that...

Well..what If...nude Pics!
Here is my first blog. Haha got your attention ;o) We'll see if anyone actually reads it..Here it is 12:30pm I'm sitting in a room by myself pondering what if......what if u were never allowed to have sweets growning up......what if you never got to own a pet.....what if you never got to be loved..what if you never recieved a hug...All these things to me are importnat in life. Its a survival world. If you never gotten any of these things, could u supply them in your life? Would u be able to love someone and hug them? Would u still like sugar? Choc? Cake? Could u care enough to make someone a cake for thier birthday if you never had 1? The touch of a pet. It is much more than a touch. Its a resposibility.Its a friend.We start out very young in a world where we are deprived many things yet we still seem to find a way to distribute these gifts in life. Is it all built in?Makes u wonder what else is inside of you , waiting to come out. That u never recieved or learned to do. The world is l

I Am 9/11
Tuesday, September 12, 2006 (from myspace) I am 9/11 Yesterday driving home listening to the presidents speech made me feel great about our current state. Being a former Marine and a Firefighter/Paramedic since 1994, I feel this more than most. I went to a 9/11 memorial last night and felt overwhelmed with the feelings of the other police and firefighters present. the people that do this job cannot explain it and the people who don't do this job cannot be explained too! I recently spent sometime with Joe from latter 10 FDNY and to see his physical nature change as he explained what alot of those guys went through that day was just agonizing. yes, i cry everytime i watch a documentry on that, but why? because I know what a thankless job it is. You train and train to tune your mind and body into your best tools for saving lives and what do you get? from some parents "we pay your salary" or"your over paid" but from kids? it's the look in their eyes when they put on a real fire

Sketch Of A Thumbnail
Thoughts swirl Amongst the memories Between my ears You still remind me Of something I do not like Smiles turn To tears Frowns grow Into laughter I forgave me So long ago I don’t even Remember why I forgot to Pardon you The same crime At the same time But you remain Incarcerated While the warden Thumps away Now this scoop Reveals the truth I miss you Now

Holidays
I just felt I wanted to talk a little about the holidays. As they approach, beacause this will be my frst holday season alone in 30 years, I have found that I am a bit melancholy. Sure, I feel the warmth of friendship and the spirit of giving and all, but it seems different, almst as if I am watching things as a third person. Today, I thought..maybe if I get a tree in the apartment it will give me a lift. But that didn't work. No, I'm not feeling sorry for myself, that isn't it..I'm not e3xactly sure what it is --I suppose it's something of a feeling of emptiness because I have noone here to celebrate with. I know there are thousands of people having their own "first" holiday without--and I really feel selfish in a way--I mean, think about all the serviemena dnwomen in Iraq and their families here who will be without each other--and then tell me that anyone has the right to be more pensive about the holidays than they do--but I still have that gnawing emptiness. What I think I am going

Yanno Guys...
Ok I see its time for the weekly reminder... I am starting a list. You ask for privates or to see em you make the list! LAST TIME This is CherryTAP This is ME There is my HMMM folder! I HAVE NO NAKED PICS ANY QUESTIONS? Reposting this: Hello Newer Friendly type people. Heres a few things you should know about me. I am 30 years old. I have four children. I DO NOT HAVE ANY DAMN NAKED PICS SO FFS PLEASE QUIT ASKING! I joined this site for FRIENDS not to partake in the Meat Factory that some ppl think this place is. I have been here nearly six months and in the last 2 months I have gotten the private pics question at least 5 times a day. MY "PRIVATE" folder is an animated avatar that I upped for my friend Krista. It is Private because I dont want points for her pic. Now If you would like to be a person I want to talk to and associate with on a regular basis treat me as a lady and not your one way ticket to boobs and ass. I am a good girl. I dont put up anything I wou

Contest :p
So i've entered a contest. It's a nature picture contest that I've put up a picture that I took off Detroit Dam, in the Cascade Mountain range of Oregon. It can be seen here: http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=314206&albumid=141283&i=3274578271 any votes/comments would be greatly appreciated :D

Plz I Need Help From My 1245 Friends!
come on people i have 1294 friends and only a few of them helped me out so far can't a few more step out and help a sister out i really want to win this contest i did 7,000 comments in a matter of an hour i can only ask for help( and boy am i asking...lol) click on my pic to comment thanks maria

Nice Sat :)
today i felt pain since i woke up again.... it wasn't that hard to make me go to hospital, but hard enough to not feel well and be worried i only hope my stomach doesn't hurt for long time more anyways, appart from this, everything was ok i uploaded more pics of Jade :) my new puppy she's so amazing!!! well i'm happy for that, and upset because of my stupid stomach... well hope everyone is enjoying the weekend! cheers :)

Dear Santa,
I've been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned and cuddled my children on demand, visited the doctor's office more than my doctor, sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground. I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my son's red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I'll find anymore free time in the next 18 years. Here are my Christmas wishes: I'd like a pair of legs that don't ache (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don't hurt or flap in the breeze; but are strong enough to pull my screaming child out of the candy aisle in the grocery store. I'd also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month of my last pregnancy. If you're hauling big ticket items this year I'd like fingerprint resistant windows and a radio that only plays adult music; a

Mcm Pics
Finally got to see the Marine Corps Museum,you should stop by if you are in the area,here are some pictures, i have alot more these are just my favorite ones.... marine corps museumAdd to My Profile | More Videos

Att Or Atm?
LOL... Okay, since my high school and college days, I would put "att" as a short cut in my notes that I wrote from class meaning "at this time". Today, I was thrown off a bit when someone asked me while I was chatting with them when they asked, "What are you wearing ATM?" LOL... ATM? Isn't that a bank mechanism to deposit and withdraw money??? So, when I asked, "ATM?", and the response was "at this minute", I had a V-8 moment wherein I was thinking to myself, "Duh! Should have known that!!" LOL... It is has become such a world of shortcuts that are replacing our written means of communication (and, in case some of our verbal means of communication when people state "Lots of Laugh!" in response to points in communication wherein they would be otherwise writing "LOL" in a chat or written conversation!). LOL... What are some of the other shortcut phrases that you find interesting??? Just curious...

I Dont Know What To Tell Ya
i dont get it. seriously.. i just dont..you all think that maybe ill say something to make me alright in your book? fuck that.. and fuck your book - fuck my book too.. do you get it?.. lets try again -- I WOULD FUCKING LIKE US TO BE REAL.. oh.. right.. we arent clear on what REAL is.. ok.. ill refresh.. real is unfucking unadulterated honest to abraham or god.. or whatever it is you feel that is important/sacred truth.. ok.. still not clear right? .. i mean. what u fucking feel.. in your heart of hearts.. geezus we only ended up with the expression 'heart of hearts' cuz no fucking one could figure out what their heart was.... u know.. 'human'. feelings. like.. alright lets get elementary.. like.. you feel something.. and it invokes some sort of an.... emotion we call it.. a FEELING? ever have that?... no.. grr. forget i ever threw it out there. im just trying to connect here.. and it aint working.. like.. you think something is.. say.. good.. and you go - wow.. that is good.. see - THA

Hi
Hello my Cherry tappin Pimps and Pimpettes....Been awhile since I posted one of these..I need help moving to the next level....so any help you can give would be great..Hell I even accept 1's from you as well lol...So help out and I will return the favor Draco

X-mas
Decorating the tree, with stringed, ripped out fingernails This year everyone’s getting fistfuls of my ripped out hair Leaving Santa regurgitated eggnog and cookies I’M GONNA BLEED ALL OVER THE FUCKING TURKEY Get piss drunk and bitch around, just to anger my family And talk enough shit to make my dad punch me in the mouth Swerve the car off the road, and maybe mow down a hitchhiker Grabbing cats by the necks and throwing them at the tree IT STINKS IN HERE, WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PLASTIC TREE? So fucking sick of Christian calendar slavery After grace I’m jumping on the table And screaming Happy Halloween

Check Out My New Pics!
Hey all, i got some ratings on my new pics, for those of u that didnt know i posted more, please go check them out.. default has a couple, XXX has one, and very naughty has a few... remember to rate and comment if u will!!!! MMFWCL

Of My Daughters Robin And Tori
Missing Love Thinking of you and then comes the pain my tears fall down like a cleansing rain the purity of your love has always been true of all from the past the one I miss most is you my heart it aches without giving a sign that the pain will end, sweet child of mine never have I loved any in that special way sometimes I wish I had let myself stay I knew that your life would be better if I went now in my mind you live free of rent I can't help but think of you all the day through missing the joy that has always been you This pain I will know for the rest of my days I have loved only you and I am stuck in this maze of never ending conflict between the mind and the heart I try not to think of you because it is just not smart to rehash the past and live in regret I look for a cure, I haven't found one yet I earned this pain by not leaving long ago now in this time it is something I know that when we hold on when we know better all we have left is whats found i

Snot Factory
So hooray for me... I caught a cold. Colds always take me down and take me down hard. I feel like I've been run over by 4 or 5 mac trucks. I feel like my throat is burning. My nose is a snot factory (ewww) lol... I'm tired and annoyed with everything. I've been drinking literally gallons of water a day it seems like. I've been taking my vitamins, eating fresh fruit and drinking green tea yet nothing makes me feel better. I had to work yesterday, we were really busy for the first hour but after that, it was a nice steady pace and I did ok, even though I was sick. I've only been sick twice since July of 2005, which is when I quit smoking... I was sick a couple months ago before I went down to California to visit friends. I hear some people who say they NEVER get sick. I don't get it! When I was a smoker, I got sick ALL THE TIME. Now that I quit, it hasn't been as much but still... Ugh... How come some ppl never catch a cold? What are they doing different than me?

Take A Look
i have found over the past many years society as a whole have lost the meaning of christmas ,people i find are into the how much the presents costs,Everything is all about money,What happened to the real reason we celebrate christmas? this is what i find disappointing with society at this tyme of year, i think people should take a good look at what xmas is really all about.

My Friends.... I Thank You!!!
I wanted to thank all my friends here at Cherry Tap for welcoming me and making me feel at home here. Living in a small town that doesn't take too well to outsiders who aren't like they are you don't make friends too easily here. You either grew up here, have lived here for a long time, otherwise you don't fit in....And coming from a big city, I'm a little too much for them sometimes. The country ways isn't how I see things done. I'm a city girl!! But you my friends brighten my day each and every day that I sign on with your warm welcomes, hellos, and beautiful graphics. Thank you all, I hope you all have a very Merry Christmas and wonderful holidays with your families. OXOX Rose aka Minx

Don't Ask Why.!
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" "98," she replied. "Two years older than me." "So you're 96," the undertaker commented. She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it? Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure." The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs . I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees Fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license. I feel like my body has gotten to

And The Winner Is.........
The Cutest Kid on CherryTap is TORIE!! Thanks much to all who voted...Especially JellyBean,PlayfulGod and SerWilliam who voted thier butts off for her. I love you guys!!!! Yay for Torie!!!!!!!!!

Is This Your True Love? Gemini
Is This Your True Love? Check out your astrological sign's compatibility with another sign. By Dr. Turi M.D.S.U. Important note: This basic comparison chart is generated for the masses only. A Full Comparison chart involves a tremendous work and will help you to understand your business/emotional partner to great extend. Thus if you experience stress in your relationship a 90 MN taped Comparison chart between you and your lover or marriage partner is a must as to comprehend your celestial differences. This awareness will bring a huge difference in handling and understanding your partner and avoid heartaches. IMPORTANT note: the location of your Dragon’s Head and tail by birth is extraordinary important and CAN NOT be addressed in these files. There is more power in your Dragon Head and Tail alone than the entire complexity of an astrological chart. Thus a soft Cancer or Pisces who inherited a self centered aggressive Tail of the Dragon in Aries or Leo will be far more

The Net
We met upon the internet, My heart you did not have yet. I sit and wait each day, for the song my heart will soon play. Of laughter, love and tears, You have washed away all my fears. To be my friend and see so deep, I now know why I don't get much sleep. I have waited through all these years, To find something to hold so dear. And now I know I'll never be Blue, For I have found a true friend in you.

The Mind Is A Beautifull Thing..
> What I want no, what I must know is why friends, people have to give you or others so much static about talking to other people, expanding your mind to other views. > I'm not one who is content with following in line with the rest of the sheep and believing everything the media tells me of what I should do in my life and how I should feel about others. I have a very diverse set of friends from all backgrounds, but I feel because I'm proud of my Race i'm being told I can't because it may cause too much drama and be so wrong because I'm White and Proud of that fact. I'm not trying to cram my thinking down others throats but I am sick to death of me being told I have to feel this way or that about someone else's feelings. > > Why shouldn't I be offened as a white woman by statements such as this: > Kill Kill Kill the white manAdd to My Profile | More Videos > > > > > > > > Why should I be hated for being white and being proud of my race? My response: The

The Best Friends On Earth
I HAVE THE BEST FRIENDS ON EARTH I AM THE MOST BLESSED MOST LUCKY MAN ON EARTH TO HAVE EACH OF YOU FOR A FRIEND I LOVE EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU I HOPE SOON TO HAVE MY OTHER COMPUTER FIXED SO I CAN COME BACK AND NOT BE ON THIS ONE THAT LOCKS UP ALL THE TIME JUST HANG IN THERE WITH ME I WILL RETURN I LOVE YOU ALL AND NEVER FORGET THAT

Stop Havin A Cry Over Rip Pics Like Gee
ok if i have to read one more friggin bulletin about someone havin a cry about another rippin pics i going to scream (quick cover ur ears lol) or that ppl feel they have to say sorry to me cuz they have ripped my pics and it wasnt til another member got so upset that they didnt realise u have to ask permission which u dont!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN COME ON for every time u have a cry that some one has ripped ur pic just have a think how many times someone has right clicked it and saved it to their computer dumbass and taken from the horses mouth::.. this is what babyjesus has in his blog --Remove the photo ripping feature *never* upload anything to the internet that you don't want someone else to have. you can't stop someone from taking your photos, so i'm not going to remove the rip feature, stop asking. http://cherrytap.com/blog/30473/113508 which sums it up perfectly so geeeee GROW UP!!! much love to u all *giggles* thanks for the rant

Ok, I Give Up
People seem to be hating me for the things i repost, I DID not post these things to begin with! So for all you Haters of Me take me off your list. I really don't give a rat's ass anymore. Target someone else! But word of warning, if you fuck with my friends you fuck with me!~ Heather

I Swear My Yr Cant Get Any Better Huh?
Ok all my cherriiz I wont be on for awhile we jus recently experienced a death in my family...my I guess u can call him my step-father passed this morning and we are takin this one pretty hard...so leave mii messages comments i will be able to check em when i come back actually when im am back to normal....

About Me 4
You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Biting75%Bondage75%Whips58%Chains/Handcuffs42%Blind Folds25%Blood8%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

The Best Chrismas Tag Contest Winners!!
Merry Christmas Comment Graphics Congratulations to the winners of The Best Christmas Tag Contest! 1st place winner is crazysanta (Happy Birthday to me)@ CherryTAP With 14002 votes 2nd place winner is~X~Just Meee~X~ Proud~ Rider~X~@ CherryTAPwith 11588 votes 3rd place winner is THE COWGIRL IN PINK~HEAD OF THE COWGIRLS &COWBOYS OF CHERRY TAP~WIFE TO JAMES THE GUNSMITH~@ CherryTAPwith 1023 votes! Thanks to all who entered you all did an awesome job on your Christmas Tags! You are all winners to me. Merry Christmas Comment Graphics

Weird Things About Me.
I sort my candy before eating it. I encountered a random sea lion one day at my workplace... 50-ish miles from the ocean. I was face to face with Howie Day, gave him Mardi Gras beads and beeped his nose. I tried to fling a quail corpse over a fence one night and ended up running in circles trying to get out of the way because it went straight up in the air. I messed around with a guy who ended up on Riki Lake claiming to be a real vampire. I hold my breath in tunnels and underpasses. I've had "relations" with twins. Yes, everything was identical. I was born between litters of kittens, and the mom cat wanted to take care of me instead of her babies. I actually work to keep my weight up. ...more as I think of them.

Love Spell
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com Your love is crashing through my veins. I feel this way every time it rains. Pink candles fill my surroundings. Thoughts of you race inside my head, as I begin grounding. It’s that kiss I can’t resist..... It’s that smile that drives me wild..... It’s that look that’s got me hooked..... In your eyes I’m mesmerized..... In your arms I fear no harm....... From a glance I’m in a trance..... From your voice I have choice..... This lust feels different this time, You somehow possess my mind. There’s some sweet magick in the way you hold me, Powers of the universe go crazy, as if we were meant to be. Falling night breathed in the dark of the affair. The shadows in the sky were dancing in the air. Trying to capture our hearts, the planets were on our side within our composite charts. I knew you once before, whether here or in a dream. I want you to show me what they mean. I want to surren

The One
THE ONE By Steve Cook All alone sad but true she left my heart black and blue Pain so strong it can't be wrong All I hear are these unhappy songs Tears of hurt stream down my face I'm left with this awful taste There was no one I loved so much I prey that I can feel her touch She was perfect in every way God I wish she would've stayed I need her to breath and eat I need her close to fall asleep I need her to love me like I love her I need her to show me life without hurt I need her most gentle touch I need her all so much I love that girl but now she's gone I wish she could've just held on I wanted her to be my wife With her I wanted to build our life I need her I love her I lost her I miss her I want her She was the ONE that special ONE Now it over because she's gone

I Drove All Night
I Drove All Night by Cyndi Lauper... go listen on my page.. She rules!! I had to escape The city was sticky and cruel Maybe I should have called you first But I was dying to get to you I was dreaming while I drove The long straight road ahead, uh, huh Could taste your sweet kisses Your arms open wide This fever for you is just burning me up inside I drove all night to get to you Is that alright I drove all night Crept in your room Woke you from your sleep To make love to you Is that alright I drove all night What in this world Keep us from tearing apart No matter where I go I hear The beating of your heart I think about you When the night is cold and dark No one can move me The way that you do Nothing erases the feeling between me and you I drove all night to get to you Is that alright I drove all night Crept in your room Woke you from your sleep To make love to you Is that alright I drove all night Could taste your sweet kisses Your ar

Music, Circa 1991 (poem)
Music, Circa 1991 this was when, even though we understood that it was no longer new, (but not understanding that youth’s dumb green fields require at least minimal establishment for recognition, we thought ourselves so hip and underground), it was new to us and we stood gazing at it, starry-eyed and oh-so-green, reverent, because we still believed in reverence, and in the healing power of the words, of the music. and we still believed in Bobby Dylan, had not yet seen him stumbling, drunk, muttering incoherently into the mike on a corporate-sponsored stage. and we still believed in Kurt, oh yes, how in love we were with our golden god, and we did not, could not, see, we did not yet know that he couldn’t cut it. and we didn’t understand Paul when he said “sometimes even music cannot substitute for tears,” copyright 2006 Katherine Andrews

My Switch
In my mind, there is this unassuming looking little switch, like you would see in a fuse box. It is labeled 'done with you'. When it gets flipped by someone, for what ever reason, I am Done With Them. I.E. I'll more than likely never talk to them again. I won't say bad things about them or anything (that just isn't my nature) but I will never deal with them again if I have any choice in the matter. It is weird. As I look back at my life the switch has always been there, I just haven't really noticed it until recently. Maybe because it has a much larger hair trigger than it used to. But man, I am a lot more willing to completely cut someone out of my world then I used to be. Maybe it is because I have less time.

Ouchy
Hugs to all who read this....last night a had a freaky klutz moment and got a pc of wood...(1/2" x 1/4") rammed into my second toe....had to go to er and have it cut out...i'm on drugs so will be hit and miss....i gave birth twice, get tats all them time....but i am being really baby about this .... send me love...lol.....kisses to all! just becky

Dear Santa Claus......... Lol..
deer santa: I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you

Give To Life
Monday, December 11, 2006 Give to life Get this week off to a great start. Reach into yourself, grab something of real and meaningful value, and give it to the world. There is something truly beautiful within you that is longing to be expressed. Let it out where it can see the light of day and, more importantly, where others can benefit from it too. Set aside your worries, anxieties and frustrations and touch the part of you that knows how beautiful life can be. Allow your natural creativity to be ignited as you work to give life a gift that is uniquely you. To be truly fulfilled, you must make space for that fulfillment. Give of yourself and open up a place within you where that fulfillment can find a home. Look around you right now and you'll see countless opportunities to make a difference in your own special way. Every time you do, you'll experience how absolutely right it feels. That is what true success feels like. And it can be yours this very moment. --

Monday
It is not even 9 in the morning and I am having a bad day. I feel anxious and depressed. This is probably a carryover from yesterday when I was struck with overwhelming sadness. I am at work so I have to stop writing now and log off CT. =(

When Is Ct Too Much
well last night I got a wake up call. After I spent the time to go and make a special comment for someone. Someone that constantly asks to be commented and rated. I found out that she doesn't even look at her comments. She gets too many, so she doesn't even bother looking at them. Now I am not all that creative. I don't have these photoshop skills like a lot of people. but sometimes I spend a lot of time looking for a special comment just to post. Yes I admit that I often send the same one to many people. But then again I spend a lot of time finding a special one to give to people for a certain reason. but it all becomes pointless when I find out that they don't even look at them. That is why I go to many pages. I rate and comment people, and I fan them to give them points. but unless I am haveing a conversation with them I don't ask them to add me to thier friends list. I never turn anyone down if they ask me. Now I am a myspace person. and I think I might do here wh

My Appology
I WANT TO SAY I AM SORRY TO ALL MY FRIENDS I HAVE IGNORED. IT TOOK ME BEING TREATED LIKE A NUMBER TO SEE THAT I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE SAME GAME. I AM SORRY. I WILL BE UPDATING MY FAMILY LIST. THEN MY FRIENDS LIST. THEN FINALLY MY FANS LIST. I WILL TRY TO BE A FRIEND AND NOT TREAT YOU LIKE A NUMBER. GIVE ME A LITTLE TIME. TO THOSE THAT I AM JUST A NUMBER TOO. THEY WON'T MISS ME. BUT MY FRIENDS WILL SEE AN APPROVEMENT. I WILL NO LONGER BE MISSING YOUR YOUR BLOGS, YOUR BULLETINS, AND NEW THINGS YOU POST. AND IF FOR ANY REASON I DO. PLEASE LET ME KNOW, AND I WILL CORRECT IT. I PROMISE. THIS WON'T HAPPEN OVERNIGHT. SO BE PATENT WITH ME. AND TRY TO HELP ME GET THIS FIXED. YOU ARE NOT JUST NUMBERS TO ME. YOU MIGHT JUST BE ONLINE FRIENDS. BUT FRIENDS ALL THE SAME. WHICH MEANS YOU WILL BE TREATED AS SUCH. AGAIN I AM SORRY I TREATED YOU LIKE THIS. AGAIN I AM VERY SORRY. AND I WILL TRY TO MEND MY WAYS. AND TO MY REAL FRIENDS OUT THERE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND UNDERSTANDING. YOU ARE

Wedding Dress Tailor
A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a wedding dress made. When the tailor inquired about the color, the bride-to-be said "White". The tailor was a bit suprised by this, and said, "Excuse me, I don't mean to pry, but since white is the color traditionally worn by a virgin on her wedding night, I can't help wondering if you might still be a virgin? How could that be?" The woman replied, "I'm sorry to say, but that's the way it is. You see, my first husband was a psychologist. He just wanted to talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist. He just wanted to look. My third husband was a stamp collector. God, I miss him..."

Deleteing Deadwood
ok now i am starting to delete people from my friends list. if i haven't talked to you, well odds are you are going to get deleted. if i delete you and you want back on or want to avoid being deleted. make sure i am more than a number to you. This way I can be a friend to my friends. I wont treat them like numbers and I don't want to be treated like one either. My fan's list will go after that.

What Mythology Creature Am I!?
You scored as Dragon. Dragon: Now talk about a legend. These magnificent creatures are of many species. Some can be as large as the Earth itself, while others are as small as a mouse. One image that comes to everyone's mind is the large, fire breathing Dragons that loathed humans and loved to sleep on massive piles of gold. Not all dragons have a bad reputation. Most dragons are very wise, caring, and protective. It would make a person very lucky indeed to meet a dragon. Especially if they walked away untouched. I admire your wisdom, for you are the Ancient Dragon.Angel100%Mermaid100%Dragon100%WereWolf67%Faerie58%Demon17%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Juggalo Vs. Friend
JUGGALO VS. FRIEND-- Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Juggalo: Call your parents "Mom" or "Dad." Friend: Has never seen you cry. Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on. Friend: Asks you for your number. Juggalo: Asks you for their number. Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd. Juggalo: Always has your back. Friend: Runs for help in a fight. Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help. Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail. Juggalo: Will be sittin' right next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!" Friend: Will help you move out of a house. Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house. Friend: Bums you a cigarette Juggalo: Bums you his last pack Friend: Is there when you need them Juggalo: Is there even when you dont need them Friend: Gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpet Juggalo: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morning Friend: Hides you from the cops Juggalo: Is probably the reason the cops a

Winter's Warmth
A Winters Warmth The winters snows begin to fall Here with you the night now calls Alone together by the fire Our hearts embrace loves sweet desire. The warmth surrounds us as we dance We hold each other in a trance Music lifts our spirits high In each others arms we sigh. Together here our souls now soar Neither heart could wish for more Entwined within a lovers dream The glowing fire sets the scene. Wine is poured in glasses chilled As here in love we both do yield Glowing embers shadows cast We kiss as though it were our last. Embraced within each others arms Passions flow to lovers charms The music plays its ballads sweet Whilst here our bodies start to meet. Mouth to mouth, tongues entwine Exploring flesh, feelings sublime Kisses reign upon our skin As making love we both begin. Each gentle touch is so unique A lust of pleasure such a treat Temperatures here by the fire Soaring hot with loves desire. We want to join our bodies heat Dee

Lonely Knight
ladies please beware this man has hurt two close friends of mine he will try an get close an where you feel secure letting him know stuff an then turn it on you hate to see any of my friends hurt in any way is why i am putting this out

Getting Divorced
So Cherries, two weeks ago I found out that my wife of 6 years has been having an affair, we have a 5 year old and I turn apart, not only because of my daughter but because of me. I love my wife, and I did not ever think that something like this would happen to me(my marriage) I saw an attorney today, but even tho she comitted adultery, it seems like she would half of everything (I brougt home 65-70% of the income) and she will have as much right to parental resposabilities as me. I will keep writting about this and keep you updated.

Melons, Pears And Onions
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only. lol... ;)

Just A Biker
I was just a biker I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But, you didn't see me and my brothers

Silk Scar
Silk scarf, noose knot, strung up Hands bound and above your head Now you see why I have hooks in the walls around the bed Do better then best, but don’t let on I’m not easily impressed If you’re serious about submitting Don’t question an order like it’s a request If you trip on your tip-toes I’ll have to slap at your tensed legs But if you’re good and you stay up I’ll still bite the back of your knees, and other parts of soft, sensitive flesh Just to watch you struggle to pass An impossible test Take you by the ankle, extend your leg behind you Pull up, and scratch at your thigh, exposed and stretched Nibble at the back of your neck, until you break out in goose-flesh Massage your pink wet, last leg of support is shaking Remove the binding from the wall Fall Body quaking Begin twisting you in beautifully uncomfortable positions Hog-tie you and wrap rope around your body Pleasing you at length, but just before completion Returning to slapping and pinching yo

Hasta
i will be leaving you as of early next month. i have decided to take the time to re evaluate my life and move to prague with family that lives up there. i would like to thank all of you for your contribution to my life, and i hope that you have great lives. stay safe, and good luck shelby

Hmmmmm
Can Anyone tell me what this guy was trying to tell me??!!?? *scratches head* This was a message I had in my message folder...I'm kinda confused. Help me out here people....or if the sender of this message reads this...Please explain what the hell that is supposed to mean.

What's The Point?
Rather than post some generic bulletin, i'll simply do my complaining here where no one will read it lol. Now i realize that most of the people on my friends list have about 500 friends. So be it, but quit fucking posting crap about how you are on here to make friends and blah blah blah. I also realize that i am probably not the only one sending you a shout, but at least try to reply so that i know that i have you in my list for a reason. I'm tired of trying to get to know people on my list and basically talking to my foot. Um, that's it. Say hi jerk holes! lol

My Birthday...
OK, let me just say this, i'm not looking or asking for presents, but people have asked me what I want for my birthday. So i thought i would compile a list of some things that I would like..Again, not asking for anything, but if you do..here it is.... X-Large X-Large X-Large Well that's all I can think of right now. Later ya'll, Jason

The Long Journey Home Part 2
Here is the long await Part 2 to my story.... Enjoy! The steam had fogged up the glass so much that as she got into the shower, the only thing he could see was her silhouette. Slowly he got in and closed the door behind him as he grabbed her and kissed her. The feel of her breasts against his own chest felt so good that his kisses became fierce and with more hunger as he pushed her up against the wall. Water cascaded down on them both while his fingers entwined within her wet hair while he feverishly nibbled her lips and chin. He pulled her over to a seat as he sat down. Smiling she kneeled in front of him as he watched her take his hard on in her soft wet hands. Taking a deep breath he felt her mouth engulf his cock, her mouth and tongue slowly crept up it as when she got to the tip, she sucked it hard causing him to jump a little. He liked the fact that whenever she was going down on him that she liked to look up at him with those big doe eyes of hers. It excited him even more

Just Some Bullshit
i have a question for all you people out there? when u look at me what do u see? for real? sex? becuz from some comments that i get and from some messages left to me from people that only see a picture, thats what it seems like i show in my pics. im a normal woman and im sure im like 95% of the women out here..lookin for the same things. love and happiness. just becuz i post an ass shot or show a little bit of titties doesnt mean im on here looking for a nice hot cock or a good time. please get to know me. i am sucha great person and u would know this if u took some TIME. women seem to be jealous of me. for what? i have seen some very pretty girls on here, and i have seen my share of some pretty ugly ones too. u make u not what someone else wants to make u into. make yourself happy..then ull see how much attention you get. love yourself before u try to love someone else. thats the only way to do it. i have a lot of friends on my friends list..and i wonder would they still have se

Blue-eyed Boy (poem)
Blue-Eyed Boy We all know the story – you know, the needle and the damage done. It’s not worth writing about. But you, you are so much more than an old rock song. When I see the single drop of your blood in the syringe, right before you plunge into something I will never understand; when I see your eyes half into the nod and I know you won’t be coming out tonight; that’s more than some cautionary tale. You, you were my first blue-eyed boy. You were always there, with your ever-present shoulder and hand – there for the cops and the car wrecks, the casts, the surgeries, my nineteen nervous breakdowns. You were my rock, and now I don’t know how to be yours. I still trust you with my life but not with twenty dollars. copyright 2006 Katherine Andrews

Please...
Sometimes I feel- I'm as cold as can be. Like my heart no longer beats, Inside of me. Put my hands on my head, And my head on my knees, And wrap myself in A blanket of misery. I've put up walls of hate, Reinforced by anger. Lord if you hear me, Please send me a savior. I'm hurtin'- dont know what else to do. So I followed some advice, Now I'm coming to you. Please give me strength, To fight through the madness. Please give me sight, To see through the blackness. Please quiet my thoughts, So I am not so restless. And please give me motivation, To rise up through the sadness. I'm lost - with no map to guide me. Feeling like death is sitting right beside me. Everytime I rise up- I just fall back down. Gravity works against me, Is what I have found.

~~the Tradition Continues~~
My Kinda a SANTA!!! Dr Roog When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce Toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was Coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were About to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the Floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys Were scattered. So, frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a Shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had Drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he Accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little Glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and Found

I Was Talking To A Friend
she's married, has a baby, loves her hubby very much. she' cute and little. she's a runner. she's also 26 but looks like she hasn't even graduated highschool. well heres what happened to her. she went to the mall to a play area so her daughter could play with other kids. she had forgotten to put her wedding ring on after putting lotion on her daughter after her bath. she was in a rush to get to the play area. but she feels naked without it. she realizes she forgot it after situation. so anyways there are other parents with their kids at this play area, and while there, a young gentlemen comes up and asks her what time it is. she told him and he says thankyou and goes back by his daughter. about ten or fifteen minutes later, he comes back over and says, excuse me, but i couldn't help noticeing you weren't here with anyone, and wondered if i could keep you company sometime. she looked right at him and said she has a husband. he says oh, sorry about that, it was nice to mee

Take My Hand
My hand on your arm Drawing you near when needed Yet, steadying you To fly on your own My hand on your shoulder Comforting in times of trouble Supporting you silently When you need to let go My hand on your heart Feeling its beat Strong and steady While you sleep Your hand on my soul Leaving eternal fingerprints That I'll always cherish And never, ever forget

Player??? Or Big Flirt???
Speedy@ CherryTAP reposted a blog posting called, Player Alert Women Watch Out!!!, which was originally created by SlaveAngel@ CherryTAP in an attempt to warn others about texan6904@ CherryTAP being a "player". Now, of course, there wasn't a lengthy explanation; just a mention that, "this man will tell you that you are the ONLY one and while doing so he will tell the other women he is talking to that you are just friends." There remains a lot of questions that remain... * Is he really a player or a big flirt? * What truly defines a player these days -- especially, involved in a lot of internet communication? I had responded to Speedy's Player Alert Women Watch Out!!! blog by stating: "One of the hazzards of the internet world. Reason being I don't believe their words 100% until it is put into action; otherwise, I am considering it mere flirtation. Now, if they do it still in the offline world, it is time to walk away from that relationship indeed." Aside from whe

Ding Dong! Christmas Is Almost Here! And Im Drunk! Lol!
Hellooooooooo cherry peeps! I thoughtt Id write a blog since im feeling blogish tonite! lol! And I drank so many beers that if I mispelled..excusie me wah! Any how..I am in a spinning happy mood tonite. Not like I dont get that way with out a couple of beers..but..Ya...I am whooo hooo happy tonite! How many of you know jus what you want for christmas? Like, if you even care to..but I thought I'd ask you know! Lean yo ears closer..closer,,yep..right next to my lips! I wanna whisper.. *Pist..listen.* I have this delima..about what to get my guy friend. So besides electronic, a car, cash, guys..what would a guy want for christmas? Dont tell me a tie! Hhahahaha! I know it aint soooo!!! Whoooo !!!! Get me another lager!

Sex Poetry
Two friends, a white guy and a black guy, both work together. The white guy came in late one morning and his black friend asks where he had been. The white guy says, "My wife gives me good sex every night and she kept me up really late last night". The black guy says "I can't get my wife to have sex with me, no matter what! How do you do it?" The white guy says, "I read her poetry every night." His black friend then asks, "What kind of poetry?" The white guy replies, "Blondie, blondie, eyes so blue, how I want to make love to you." Then the white guy tells his friend to go home and try it - it's a sure thing! The next morning the black guy was about 2 hours late. When he comes in, he has a black eye and his arm is in a sling. The white man asks, "What happened?!" The black man says, "Man, don't ever speak to me again!" The curious white man asks, "Well, what did you say to her?" The black man replies, 'Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, bend over bi

Is It Fake Or Is It Real?
this isn't a blog to get people upset, but more of curiosity. I was sending my comments to my friends on my fans list like i do every morning and came across a profile for Trish Stratus. yes, I know who she is. She is WWE diva and one of the best; however, my question is this: If that is really Trish Stratus on here, then why isn't she a verified Celebrity? I can take pictures of anyone off the internet and find stuff about them and post them as that person. so my question is this, is that really Trish Stratus or is that someone claiming to be her? I am not trying to step on toes or offend anyone, but i am real curious to know the truth.

13 Cherrytap Rules
Disclaimer... Don't get your panties in a bunch over these rules. Yes they are a variation of the well known MySpace Rules. I did not create them but I did modify them to my feelings. They are not meant to judge, insult, or harm anyone. What I hope will happen is people will read them, sit back, and say, "Holy Shit there are people that act like that. Damn even I do sometimes... lol." In all honesty... if you can't laugh at yourself and take things lightly online then you shouldn't be here. So on to the rules and as my favorite WWE Wrestlers Degeneration X would say... "If you're not down with that then I got two words for you... SUCK IT." 13 CherryTap Rules Oct 31st, 2006 ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. Also cover yourself up no one wants to see your shit. The captions under your picture that say "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "aren't i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you s

Finally!
OMG! So I figured I would give this blog thing a try. You would think I was a blonde or something (no offense my blondies) but it took me several attempts to get this damn thing right! Must be a combination of being early and not much sleep! LOL So I have my finals for my English class tonight and did I do anything to get ready? Hell no! Just like when I was in High School! You would think after 13 years of being out I would have learned a lesson! LMAO Guess not! Wish me luck! XOXOXO

About My Pics
a very good friend of mine has made me realize i dont need them private pics up i dont need to be showing a whole lot of my body ro have people talk to me and ya know what she is right.100 percent right so therefore i have taken off my family folder and my bra and pantie folder as well b/c she is right i dont need that shit on here to have friends so those in my family if ya all get mad..sorry for those who are friends and wanted to be in family but couldnt if ya dont wanna be friends no more then that is fine b/c i am cuttin my list anyway to those who send me comments or messages ever now and then just to say a hello or whatnot. my best friend mary has made me realize this morning that i dont hve to have nude pics up to be pretty i dont need them private pics up to have friends cuz the true ones will talk to you no matter what thanks mary for puttin this thru my thick skull no matter what i will always love ya

That Other Half
That Other Half that other im talkin abt is the other side of you feel to yourself is incomplete, you search your whle lifetime to find that other part of your that makes you feel whole and fills the void, makes you balance gives u a reason for living to move foward, along the way you make good and bad dicisions make and loose friends some stay loyal some stay true,others just drift away... in any case, we all say the expression good things happen to those who wait or nice guys alwayz finished last which do you think you are in your mind half-way full or half way- empty? I Found My Half Dont You Think its Time 2 Find Yours?

Just To Let You Know
Ok, so here my deal, I have exams this week, only three more to go currently, and Ive been pretty busy studying for those, but you will see me on occassionally when my brain needs a rest. Feel free to write and message and what not to me, just don't feel to disheartened if I don't get right back to you as I normally do. However, with the news of exams comes good and bad news. Good news, no class, bad news, gotta be out of my dorm for the Holidays, so that means I have to survive on a dial-up connection whenever I can't make it to the coffee shop...so you'll have to bear with me! Other than that, I have a laundry list of shit to do, here it is, in all its glory ~Calculus Exam ~Spanish Exam ~Ecology Exam ~Pack all my crap up for the Holidays ~Go to RM on Thursday ~Come back to Gville Friday for a friends party ~BACK to RM Saturday ~Meet Ravenspedigree for fun photoshoots and goofing off this weekend! (this is as long as he can get his hands on a vehicle and I'm not dea

Part Seven
As Cat's orgasm subsided, she looked up and realized she was sitting in her driveway. She wasn't sure how long she had been there, she had been so lost in the memory of her porno theater experience. A quick look in the back seat found James beginning to come around. Leaning over from the front seat Cat began rubbing her wet fingers all over his face, finally slapping him and saying "wake up bitch". James awoke with a start, disoriented and not sure where he was. He didn't remember getting in a car...The last thing he remembered was kneeling on the floor of some warehouse in front of his wife and her lover/master, while they berated him for being aroused by all that had happened. As the events came back into his mind he was hit with a huge wave of shame. Shame because he knew he had enjoyed it...Even the most disgusting parts. He had wanted to cum so bad and his hand were tied as he lay on the floor after having eaten Sir's cum out of Cats pussy. He hated himself for i

Take A Quiz
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are you Naughty or nice

Hi All
ok what I was thinking is if u guys left a comment everytime u came to peak at my pics i could level like crazzy and would be very apreciative so come on give it a try or im gunna name all the names i catch just commen to peek lol thanx muahhhh

Butcher, Baker Or Candlestick Maker
Rub a dub dub... Three Men in a tub... If you were to choose a type of person to marry one day, which of these three would you choose; and, why??? - Get Your Own LOL... Someone sent me an IM quickly pointing out that they aren't into men, just women. However.... who isn't to say that the butcher, baker, or candlestick maker couldn't happen to be a woman as well in this day and age!!! LOL.... Muah!

Thoughts
Why does life seem so cruel at times? Doe sit enjoy playing cruel games with emotions and hearts? The one true gift in this world is to love and be loved unconditionally. That is the meaning of life. Why is it so difficult for so many to accept? Why must true and tried relationships end over the most minor of situations? Why does life throw these emotions of blissfullness at you, only to rip them away? Why doe sit allow you to try so very hard and succeed so very far only to end in failure? I am a good person and I give all of my heart fully. Does that mean that I am always to be hurt by doing so? When I say I love someone, I am fully prepared to love that person and only that person for the rest of my life. Unconditionally. That means no matter what. I accept all that they are and were. I overlook little nuisances and forgive the major ones. Isn't that the meaning of true love? Isn't that how love is supposed to be? Not controlling but accepting. Questions will arise , yes. That do

Love Your Enemies
You Have Heard That It Was Said, "Love You Friends, Hate Your Enemies". But Now I Tell You: Love Your Enemies And Pray For Those Who Persecute You, So Thhat You May Become The Sons Of Your Father In Heaven. MATTHEW 5:43-45

Funeral
So yeah, I went to my frist furneral today for my Great Grandma. Of course im the emotional one, so i cried the whole way there and when i go there i broke down. Oh the better part, some of you that know me, I have a heart problem...well that acted up...so right in the middle...who passes out... *raises hand* me. So yeah. That was one of the worst days of my life. And to top it off. Something is going wrong with someone i love and I dont know what to say or how to say it, but there is just something that is bugging me sooooooo bad but i cant tell. *sigh* Gah why me. =(

Let's All Sing A Little Christmas Carol
O COME ALL YE PERVERTS O come all ye perverts Come and have an orgy O come ye, o cum ye In brothels galore Come and get plastered And let's find some ho-girls O come let us enjoy them O come let us enjoy them O come let us enjoy them In brothels galore

Back Like A Vertabre
Yup I am back and now kicking more ass than usual...Damn tonsils and had hernia surgery aswell...Gee imagine that...I knew something was wrong when I was at midtown fitness(by the way the best club around) and I had felt a pop and a burn...wooooohaaaa.....

What Color Blue Are You?
You are Ocean Blue You're both warm and practical. You're very driven, but you're also very well rounded. You tend to see both sides to every issue, and people consider you a natural diplomat. What Color Blue Are You?

How Open Are You?
You Are 31% Open You are open at times, but generally you don't let many people into your inner world. It's possible that you have a friend or two that knows you well. But to most people, you are a total mystery. How Open Are You?

Just An Update On Me....
Not going away.... *Sigh* I have left you all with some blogs, stashes, and mums. I may be off and on in the next few days, but I have to buckle down and tend to a few things, but I shall be back soon to add more stashes, blogs, and mums for your viewing pleasure. If you haven't already checked them out, please do. Loves to you all.

Totaly Useless, Info
One legend claims stealing someone's shadow (by measuring it against a wall and driving a nail through its head) can turn the victim into a vampire. Avoid people who talk to themselves. According to Ukrainian legend, that could indicate a dual soul and the second one doesn't die! Also watch out for the seventh son of a seventh son, a person born with a red caul (amniotic membrane covering the head), or a child born with teeth. A vampire can result if a cat or dog walks over a fresh grave, a bat flies over the corpse, or the person has died suddenly as a result of suicide or murder. Unfinished business can also cause a body to rise, as can inadequate burial rites, including a grave that is too shallow. Most vampires are described in folklore as flushed and ruddy, with swollen bodies and bloated faces. Often, they can be identified because they're sitting up in the grave. According to folklore, there are a number of ways to protect yourself from vampires, including the ever-popu

Well Here Goes Nothing
there was a time back when i was young i couldnt think i was so drunk then something happened about 9 yrs ago a woman came to me asked why what is wrong i couldnt talk i couldnt see for all i know she could have been a he but a voice in my head started to speak of a woman who's voice sounded so sweet who could this be im not sure but i remember what she wore i dont know how and i dont know why but her hair stood out from my beer filled eyes we started talking we started dating 9 yrs now and im still thinking i been through hell and dragged it all out but the woman's voice pulled me out now she is mine and nobody elses im so glad im done with all chasing but she says i dont think sometimes i might not but know one thing your still want i want merry christmas brey love ya more then u ever know and yeap i just thought all this up

The Why's Of Men
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (Because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX? (They don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (They don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (You need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (Don't know....it never happened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8

Inspirational
There was a farmer once who had some puppies for sale. He made a sign advertising the puppies and nailed it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was nailing the sign to the post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down to see a little boy with a big grin and something in his hand. "Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your puppies." "Well," said the farmer, "these puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal." The boy dropped his head for a moment, then looked back up at the farmer and said, "I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look?" "Sure," said the farmer, and with that he whistled and called out, "Dolly. Here, Dolly." Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran Dolly followed by four little balls of fur. The little boy's eyes danced with delight. Then out from the doghouse peeked another little ball of fur, this one noticeably smaller. Down the ramp it slid and began hobbling in an unrewarded attempt to catch up with the others. The pup was

Obituary Of The Late Mr. Common Sense
Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student -- only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked te

Alone
Why does it hurt when you feel alone Cutting in deep straight through the bone? Surrounded by darkness and feeling so cold Wanting touch when theres no one to hold Wanting to talk when theres no one to hear Alone in the dark drowning with fear Why does it hurt when you feel all alone Taken from the warm feelings you once had known? With eyes like clouds and tears like rain Drivin inside deep is the pain A broken heart that just won't mend Feelin alone in the world without a friend Why does it hurt when you feel all alone? When you once stood in the light, the sun had shone Hiding within the darkest despair A feeling within thinking no one will care Misery is the only company you got For when you feel alone, you feel it alot

Words To A Goddess
(Something someone sent me a long time ago that I found to be deep and passionate, so I kept it.) Goddess~ how does it feel to have the total consciousness of every man on the planet inextricably wedged deep between your perfect butt cheeks? the sight of your body induces catharsis the infinity of your eyes causes amnesia ruthlessly they claw over each other only to bask in a moment's bliss of your smile endlessly they dream of the day when they can please you no matter how insignificantly feverishly they scrawl reams of sobbing sonnets crumpled in spitting disappointment they arch in exquisite orgasm writhe in unspeakable torment for you only for you is it lonely that even your closest friends clutch unspoken fantasies of your milky smooth thighs pressed firmly to their cheeks your hands entwined in their hair? is it frustrating that your words and ideas no matter how articulate and profound are drowned by naked bloodlust? godde

Angels Tears
Down by that old deserted beach Where the water meets the land The atmosphere is hollow and empty With an awkward silence hanging there The crashing of waves breaks the silence And echoes up and down the soulless beach Its chilling sound haunts like a shadow In this ghost-like setting, a lonely place Clouds stir above, amongst the heavens As does the thrashing water below Tear drops fall down here and there And then the eye of the storm pushes hard The clouds pour down so thick and hard That the sea and clouds merge together And there is no horizon to be seen Just the beautiful unity of elementals It has an eerie feeling of calm intensity As the sea and sky unite as one I feel I am one with mother nature herself As my soul reaches out and I am free I have found my home, here and now It is here my heart can flow like a dream Like a river meandering through the mountains But sadly all things must come to an end

Senses
When I look into your eyes, I see your soul. When I hear your gentle voice, You take my breath away. When I listen to your heart beating, My pulse quickens. When I smell your scent, I soar. When I feel your touch, I melt. When you embrace me, My body shivers. When you kiss me, My passion stirs. You ignite the flame within, The flame that burns - Smoldering, fiery and wanting to consume. You stir ancient beast, Awakened and starved she roars And is mad with desire. Take me, as you want my sweet, For I am no longer mine, but yours. Given to you of my own free will, To please and to serve. Show me how well you know what is yours. Lead me to the wantonness, You so much desire. Make me crave and writhe in reckless abandon, And fill your ears with speechlessness. For all else is gone, Floating on waves of ecstasy. You evoke such power, Yet are gentle and generous. You stroke me in ways I never knew, And make me purr softly. You blend pleasure and pain, So

Martha Stewart's Holiday "to Do" List
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas cards. December 2 Have Mormon Tabernacle Choir record outgoing Christmas message for answering machine. December 3 Using candlewick and hand-gilded miniature pine cones, fashion a cat-o-nine-tails. Flog gardener. December 4 Repaint Sistine Chapel ceiling in ecru, with mocha trim. December 5 Get new eyeglasses. Grind lenses myself. December 6 Fax family Christmas newsletter to Pulitzer committee for consideration. December 7 Debug Windows '2000 December 10 Align carpets to adjust for curvature of Earth. December 11 Lay Faberge egg. December 12 Take dog apart. Disinfect. Reassemble. December 13 Collect dentures. They make excellent pastry cutters, particularly for decorative pie crusts. December 14 Install plumbing in gingerbread house. December 15 Replace air in mini-van tires with Glade "Holiday Scents" in case tir

About My Son...
Wednesday, December 13, 2006 About my son... Current mood: aggravated Category: Blogging Many of you don't know but Lisa had my son Nov. 3rd. She didn't call me even though she swore during the whole pregnancy she would...My mom, aunt, dad, bro, sis, and both sets of grandparents were packed and ready to go. You know how i found out...She sent me a text. Yep she sent me a text and that is the last i've heard out of her. I called daily for the first month. I've sent texts and emails and gotten nothing back. She won't tell me anything about my son whether he is healthy, or any details what so ever. He doesn't even have my last name. Its all good b/c karma is a mother fucking bitch. Don't get me wrong I don't hate her and never will...I can't she is the mother of my son....can't hate the person that helped create my special angel. But I really really don't like her. All the crap that was btwn her and i is in the past and i've dropped it....b/c all i care about is

Shoot To Kill...
Most people would say that the most important thing about having a gun for self-defense is just that: Having a gun. I beg to differ. The first thing about having a gun for self-defense is being ready to use it in that role. I truly wonder how many people have a gun for home/self defense, but have never asked themselves if they could use it to take someone's life if they had to. Yes, I said "take someone's life." I do not believe in firing a "warning shot" or "shooting to wound." If my verbal commands, and/or the sound of me racking a shell into my 12 gauge are not enough to convince someone to stop or leave... then they deserve the buckshot headed their way. Now don't go calling me a "psycho who wants to kill people" quite the opposite. But if the situation has gotten to the point where it is me (or my family) or them... I'm going to do my best to make it them. So really, before you go get a gun for self-defense, make sure you are ready to use it. Then become proficient w

Contests
I have to laugh. I think I'm about to hold a contest...I'll name it...I'm desperate for points so i wanna exploit you contest. Post your fakest pics and pimp yourself to hell. I just HAVE to max out my point system. LMAOOOOOOOOO I just had to say something, with the huge amount of stupid contests going on. The only one I havent seen yet is, The Biggest Fake contest. I definitely loved bein in the contest i was in. I was shown MAJOR love. Tho I was yelled at and called spam and had to block and delete a couple folks. I cant say I'll do it again to get points for another person that I dont even know. UNLESS....RED.... ya wanna hold a contest? I'll be in yours...heh...BUT..I refuse to vote for myself to win...But you'll find many who will!! And babe, only we could come up with the perfect name for it. lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

It's Easier...
It's easier for you to walk away, than it is for you to reach out to me. It's easier for you to look away, than it is for you to see the depth of my despair. It's easier for you to look through me, than it is for you to see "me." It's easier for you to distance yourself, than it is for you to really care. It's easier for you to hear, than it is for you to listen. It's easier for you to judge, than it is for you to understand. It's easier for you to label, than it is to get acquainted. It's easier for you to bask in your joy, than it is for you to feel my pain. It's easier for you to bewilder at my mysteries, than it is for you to probe deeply into the depths of my soul. It's easier for me to look away, than it is to let you see the feelings betrayed through my eyes. It's easier for me to cry, than it is for me to talk. It's easier for me to walk alone, than it is to risk rejection. It's easier for me to push you away, than it is for me to be held. It's easier for me to dis

True Friends
LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when

Pit Bulls Dont Cry
I see the children in the lane They look like friends, we'll have a game They've got a stick, oh boy, what fun They'll throw it for me and I'll run But someone stops me, I wonder why their mother screams? Don't go near those horrid dogs, come here, come close They're dangerous - I'll tell you why They bite children and they die! All I can do is watch and sigh Cause now I know that Pit Bulls don't cry Mom cuddles me up and says "My pet, We love you dearly so don't you fret" But I love everyone out there Why can't they love me? I do care I wish they weren't made to pass me by I'm a Pit Bull, I don't cry I sit behind my padlocked gate From early morn til quite late When I go out it's quite late When I go out it's on a lead Is mine the only heart to bleed? I'm held in check as the world goes by I wish the Pit Bull heart could cry There are some dogs, and also men Who cannot tell a foe from a friend So all o

A Letter To My Soulmate
A letter to my soulmate They say there is only one special person for everyone... I never thought it true... That was until there was you. You came into my life and made it yours... in every single way... and I thank god for that everyday. You've shown me so much love... like I have never known... and I can't believe how much it has grown. I never thought it possible... to love someone so completly... but know I know why... It's because you complete me. Heather Ann Taylor Copyright ©2006 Heather Ann Taylor

I Did What? Shut The Fuck Up, No I Didnt.... I Did? Fuck...
1. The Classic - stories at breakfast the morning after. Apparently you had quite the night, but you don't remember a damn thing. 2. The "Aw Fuck" - You drunkenly call your ex and confess your never dying love to him/her. You realize this when they call you the next day about that date you promised. Aw fuck. 3. The "What is this tube doing in my arm" - you wake up in the hospital. Fighting the biggest guy you could find seemed like a good idea at the time... 4. The Empty Condom Wrapper - you might have had the best sex of your life last night...except you couldn't feel it at the time, and you definately can't remember if it was good or not (nor can you remember your mystery bedmate's name, damn) 5. The Wet Wakeup - you wake up covered in either pee or puke or both, and you're not even sure if it's yours. Lovely. 6. The Kodak Moment - pictures, proof that you're a drunken idiot. 7. The Ink - waking up realizing the Dave Matthews Band logo is tattooed across your back i

Hey, Whatever It Takes.
ever wonder what goes on in the mind of a baby? my son just spent a little less than an hour pushing his high chair from the kitchen to the living room. i guess he wanted to watch tv while eating? who knows! why didn't i stop him, you ask? well, first and foremost, it was fun to watch. but also because the poor baby tuckered himself out good and is now napping.

The Men's Room
This is a question for the guys... Don't ask what made me think of this, but are there baby changing stations in public men's rooms like there are in the ladies rooms? If not, that's pretty sexist. What are you supposed to do if you are a single dad? Anyway, let me know!

Today...
i\'m auditioning for a band today to be the second guitarist and i\'m really nervous... like, really nervous.. it sounds like the perfect band i want to be part of. i will let everyone know how it went i suppose... wish me luck?

Just A Little Nervous : ***
aw so my son signed up for 4 more years as a u.s.marine last wednesday. i am very happy and proud, but at the same time i missed his phone call saturday! and sunday i got a strange call from an operator who couldn't get a call through. so i'm on the edge of my swivel chair, anxious, waiting for his next phone call. i keep checking his 'myspace', no he's not been on it either. i love my son, i miss him so much and know how it feels to have someone out there. but i'll keep busy and keep sending packages out to my soldiers. that will never stop, its a year round thing for me. i love this Country!

Wow I Sure Owe Yall Alot Of Thanks
MY 1ST GIFT WOULD BE BAND-AIDS FOR EVERYONE WHO REPETEDLY VOTED OVER N OVER N OVER (KISS KISS THEM FINGERS IM SORRY) NOW ITS MY TURN TO REPAY THE FAVOR: LADIES ARE U IN CONTEST OR NEED MY HELP U COME GET ME ILL BE THERE WITH BELLS ON!! GUYS: KEEP YER MINDS CLEAN PLS I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR AS WELL BUT LIKE I SAID LOL KEEP IT CLEAN. LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEE N KISSSSSSSSSSSSES TO EVERYONE THANKS AGAIN YER LIL HOT MOMMA

Christmas Upgrades
After all this freakin work.. I'll finally have money for a few pc upgrades. I'll be going dual core 939 operton soon. Finally! lmao Getting a new dvd burner cuz that benq died on me on the other pc. And getting a bluetooth headset for this pc. I'll see how good it is.. lmao The headset was on sale and I had to get it finally! hahah upgrades cost me around $250 I went ahead and got this instead of that jewerly and other crap.. i'd probably not give away. Then again.. I could have got that sweet watch for $250 too! lmao

Engla Is A V.i.c
I CAN NOW RATE PICS & PROFILE 11 BUT THERE WAS A LIMIT :(( I RATED A FRIENDS PICS 11 I THINK ABOUT 10 PICS WHEN I GOT THE ERROR MSG :(( I PAY FOR THIS AND THERE SHOULD NOT BE A LIMIT .. HMM BUT ANYWAY I'M ADDICTED TO CHERRYTAP JUST LOVE THE SITE AND MY FRIENDS !! christmas text =(^_^)= ENGLA NEED YOU !! I REACHED LEVEL 25 DATE 7TH MARCH AND NOW I'M OUT OF SCORE I WOULD BE VERY HAPPY IF YOU COULD VISIT MY PAGE ADD & FAN ME & RATE MY PROFILE CLICK ON THIS LINK TO RATE MY BLOG THANKS IN BUNCHES & HAPPY WEEKEND FOR YOU !! =(^_^)= ENGLA

Fantasies
At my door with flowers And a charm of no one else, You come on in and please me so Your company a must. You grab my waist so gently And caress my tender cheek, You warmly kiss my luscious lips The excitement has to peek. You lead me to the bed With a glimmer in your eye, You slip beneath my silky blouse And the pleasure starts to fly. We kiss with unending passion As you explore my breasts, I gently stroke the creases Of your warm and sculpted chest. I slip off your pants And the boxers right behind, Mine are stripped from my hips As you begin to unwind. The fury of our bodies In the warmth of the small house, The moans and groans that from it stray No longer quiet as a mouse. You begin to lick my neck And move lower still, My legs upon your shoulders Up my spine it sends a chill. You move back up my torso As I feel the presence of something hard, You push it gently into me As I moan from pleasured heart. Harder and harder we fall in syn

Work.. Sux.. Day 9 Of 22 Non Stop
Man I hate working this much.. It sux.. but the money is okay. I'll say no the next time .. using this money for bills and vacations. I don't have a gf so thats much easier.. hahaha I'd be broke if I had one on the holiday's. I'm on day 9 of 22 .. geeeeeez or is it 11 of 22.. I dunno because it still sux. lmao Training day keeps hittin on me for attention.. I keep ignoring her crazy ass. She has crazy eyes... or crazy contacts.. Now this girl says.. my ex has 27 other kids. I can speak russian,spanish, french,german and chinese.. a little chinese.. and.. I was born in russia.. my mom is russian and my dad is indian or something.. umm ok I almost had 2 kids but only had 2 .. a cop pulled me over for jogging with my kids eating a muffin.. thought i was eating crack.. okayyyyy.. I went to school with a ex-colts linebacker.. i called him retarded and bowlegged and he'd never been anything.. So why is your stupid ass working as

Quiz
You scored as Soft. You are nice and soft, you love everyone and everyone loves you, while you are fiery or too exciting, you are always pleasant.Soft100%Wet69%Hot63%Exciting44%Sweet38%Shy13%Awkward6%Violent0%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

Fucking Liars!
OK, so it's no secret. For those that know me a lot or even just a little bit - I HATE LIARS!! What the fuck is the point of lying? Don't you fucking liars ever get sick of having to think up "new" lies to tell? Don't you ever get sick of not being trusted? Do you ever feel bad for all the lies you tell? GRRRR!

Total Unrelated Fabrication
When you said the words That I wanted to hear The only thing it changed Was your atmosphere Nothing matters to me Perhaps I’m grown I tasted things Because of you But now I want Something different to do The past remains A sunspot in my mind I hear my soul Not your control Interruptions fill my day But never lead me away From where I’ve flown I realize my hungry eyes Are forever looking For a meal I see a snack And pull it back I hope that it is real Jaded and frustrated Do not define me More solo and obligated To whom I need to be The future is Still uncertain I understand I am The person That left me far behind Just remember Never mind All you need to know Is I am more than fine

My First Mumms Experience :(
ok so i am so pissed off & hurt that ppl just decided to fling abuse at me because i decided to do a mum (and my first one at that) about this whole new vic cherrytap pay by the month idea and becasue others have donw one i shouldnt - like why is it such a crime, i dont really give a rats ass if 100 ppl have done it I WANTED TO DO ONE and hear what ppl on my friends list wanted to say

Fuckable Scale
Sexy Scale How hot are you? Post this for your friends to see and watch the answers you get sent back to you!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat and you will have relashionship problems for 5 years. So post it now. -2= Yo daddy should of worn a rubber!!! -1= wow.....You're ugly. 0= You're not ugly. .. 1= You're almost okay. 2= You're "okay." 3= You're average. 4= You're kinda cute. 5= You're fine! 6= You're beautiful/gorgeous! 7= I'd hit it!!! 8= DAAAMMMNN YOUR SEXY!!!!!! 9= I want to MARRY you! 10= I want you alone NOW! 11= i wanna fuck you DAY and NIGHT

Just To Clear A Few Things Up
Ok this blog is to clear up a few things.I thought my profile was very clear but i guess not so here we go.... 1.My name is Amy. 2.I am Married.I have a husband. not sure how many other ways i can say it. 3.The photos of the guy in my photos is Dave my Husband.Check out number 2 if still not clear 4.Ys my husabnd knows about the adult pics.He was the one who took the photos of me and he told me i should put them up. 5.The adult photos that I have posted do Not mean the following-that I have a open marriage,that we are swingers,that any man on this earth besides Dave will ever touch me again,that im a whore or that im a slut. 6.Yes I have yahoo messy and NO you cant have the screen name.I dont want to give it out and i shouldnt be asked why i dont want to 20 millions times after the first time i say no. 7.I will not get on cam for you.I dont care how nice of a guy you are its not going to happen.There are 80 some photos of me on my profile.You know what i look

Original Poetry 2
I seek the princess’s hand Just as every other man How may I win my princess? Should undying devotion I profess? How might I gain her favor? I fear my determination might wavier I am but a lowly peasant And she is far beyond my acquiescent So I should seek my fortune across the sea But even so, a prince I’ll never be But if gain my fortune and cross the sand Just like the Count of Monte Cristo I could lay my plan I could go to that castle lain in the Poconos And climb the highest tower just to hand her a rose But alas the walls are steep and hard to breach And like those cold stone walls ‘tis her heart I can’t reach Amongst her court with princes and noblemen all gathered ‘round My voice is too far away for the princess to hear a sound Amongst her kingdom are great men and scholars that sing to her their song And kingdom such as that I just don’t belong It is my destiny to only admire her from afar So I will honor her by giving her, her own star Though I may not

Past 2 Weeks
these past 2 weeks have been hell for me we got this chick an her daughter callin our house an i know who it is but everytime i answer they hang up so i cant tell em to quit callin they are trying to cause problems between my hubby an me again an well this time im not pregnant so i can do something about it i wish sometimes i could just go up to her an knock her the hell out cause thats how pisses i am at her an i wouldnt mind putting her in the hospital for awhile an get a restraining order on her cause this is bs i know i cant go an beat on her like i want to cause i have kids and i want to be there for them not in jail ya know but this chick is the c word (i have to type like this cause my one kid is up) anyways i love my kids way more than i would like to bash this chicks face in ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it sucks but oh well

Slowest Network Ever
Dah! I am in the computer lab before my class actually starts and my college has THE slowest network EVER. It feels like it takes about a hundred years or more for everything on CT to load. Even GOOGLE takes a few seconds to pop up LoL how sad is that? Oh well, I'm out of here in 50 minutes and counting. Then I can go home, play on here, take a nap, and pick my friend up to go out. Where to? I don't know yet. Probably out to the mall and then to eat. That's the only thing I can come up with. I don't get to see her as often as I would like so I'm happy to be able to chill with her today. (Yes, you Rachelle if you are reading this LoL)

My Awesome Friends
This is my first blog, some may find it boring. But I wanted to thank my awesome friends, they really make my day!!! I'd like to thank JC for hooking me up with CherryTap!!! I'm in this awesome graphics group in google groups called PSP_Wonderland . I couldnt ask for better friends, if anyone knows anything about graphics, and maybe wanna learn to make graphics, and want's to make some awesome friends this is the group for you. Not only do we share graphics, were real friends, we share a lot, and we do a lot of goofing off also. But when it comes down to it, like I said I couldnt ask for a better group of friends. I'm also finding CherryTap to be quite interesting, I'm liking it lmao, I've met some awesome people on here also!!!O.K I'm done rambling lmao.

Call Me When You're Sober - Evanescence
Don't cry to me If you love me You would be here with me You want me Come find me Make up your mind Should I let you fall? Lose it all? So maybe you can remember yourself Can't keep believing We're only deceiving ourselves And I'm sick of the lie And you're too late Don't cry to me If you love me You would be here with me You want me Come find me Make up your mind Couldn't take the blame Sick with shame Must be exhausting to lose your own game Selfishly hated No wonder you're jaded You can't play the victim this time And you're too late So don't cry to me If you love me You would be here with me You want me Come find me Make up your mind You never call me when you're sober You only want it cause it's over It's over How could I have burned paradise? How could I - you were never mine So don't cry to me If you love me You would be here with me Don't lie to me Just get your things I've made up

I Am Pissed
So, I get my check which is through a card and it seemed that there was a big mistake and I am missing over 400 dollars and I have to get my pay stub from my work and so I am going to have a little talk with the general manager in a couple of hours if it is not fixed.

Any Sexy Ladies In Uniform Out There?
I am trying to pay tribute to our ladies in military as well by having a women in military uniform contest just like I did for the guys and yet I have found no takers yet. I know there has to be some out there. If you read this and know someone or are one of these sexy ladies please steer them this way or I will have to go back to the guys again. thanks much!

Battle Of The Sexes
Tonight from 8pm - 2am Est time Club Illuisa will host the "BATTLE OF THE SEXES" Its gonna be a Guys vs Gals SNOWBALL FIGHT! COme Join the Team Leaders DJ Clandestine and DJ Shylo for and all out WAR!!! Just Click The Pic To Join Us!!!!

Poetry
My weight arrives double-fold One in bloat and one on hold The day a mirror comes face to face Brings to an end my leather and lace With nothing on but a cheeto ring Around my mouth like spackling It was at that moment I realized 7, 8, youre super size Start to wait at the end of the line Ill wait a few minutes hate wasting my time I tap my feet and twiddle my thumbs Impatient and desperate I have become I fall on my bed with phone in hand Please answer soon I beg pizza man Pick up or delivery my god is it true After all this waiting I finally got through I want a large pizza and a order of wings And before I forget 1 onion ring So tomorrow my diet I will start once more But today down my throat this food I will pore

The Man Of My Dreams..
The man of my dreams has almost faded now. The one I have created in my mind. The sort of man each woman dreams of, in the deepest and most secret reaches of her heart. I can almost see him now before me. What would I say to him if he were really here? "Forgive me. I have never known this feeling. I have lived without it all my life. Is it any wonder, then, I failed to recognise you? You, who brought it to me for the first time. Is there any way that I can tell you how my life has changed? Any way at all to let you know what sweetness you have given me? There is so much to say. I cannot find the words. Except for these: I love you". Such would I say to him if he were really here. ...............Movie...Somewhere in Time.... Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com

Today
Today someone touched my heart and made me realise just how fragile life is and how much we take things for granted. Sometimes it takes a complete stranger to walk into our lives, someone who is hurting inside so bad, a pain that cannot be seen with the eyes yet if you stop, look and listern you can see the pain with your own heart, then you can begine to understand the pain that they are feeling, it is like the pain that we all have felt from time to time when we lose someone close to us, but I know that the pain this person is feeling is far more intence and just by talking to this person I feel that in time and with the right encouragement this persons pain will ease. Please help me to help this person by posting this on so that other people who are huting can see that people do care and that they are not alone in their suffering. Thank you. DragonMaster

Great Difficulty
Thursday, December 14, 2006 Great difficulty Are you encountering difficult challenges? That means you're ready for great things. Are the problems becoming more critical, complicated and demanding? That puts you in a position to make an enormous positive difference. Take a step back, take a deep breath, and consider it an opportunity. For that's exactly what it is. The challenges that come your way are precisely the ones you are now able to handle. If they're becoming tougher, that means you have become stronger. You've grown so much that you're ready to move to a higher level now. Take the opportunity to do so. For in great difficulty is great value, right in front of your eyes, begging to be created. Choose now to be the one who creates it. -- Ralph Marston

Contest
Okay, looks like the only way to get points around this place is to hold a contest. Even people who get blogged about and called an "ass", because of downrating are now ahead of me because they held a contest. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..... I am taking ideas of contests. I don't wanna do the same old, same old. But, I want a good one! Let me know!

Elfed!!!
You've Been Elfed!!! Life is all about BUTTS you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one ...... That's right, you've been " elfed " . Pass this on to as many people as possible, but you can't send it back to the person who sent it to you. He who elfs last, elfs loudest!!!!

Tomorrow
Tomorrow would have been one and a half years and instead it is a day of sorrow and tears. A day to mourn the loss of two great loves, one from here and one from up above. My mind plays photographs of kisses long ago and of a history that no one else knows. Butterfly kisses in the middle of the night and angels singing songs in the twilight. Depression fills this cold, void heart longing for revival and new light, but nothing is their and nothing helps, except to cry and then to leave it all inside. Lock it away, I do not care, fight this sorrow and these tears. Were pyramids built with bricks of love? No so why should I be such a dove? My soul is weak no longer can I fight now I must let my heart take flight. Run away, go and hide and dream once more of the summertime. In all this darkness I then hear your voice a I surrender without any choice. For I know you as you know me and nothing else can help me see. Your voice in darkness clears my mind and nothing else is left behind.

Anger
Anger I pointedly ignore you, grinding my teeth and cracking my knuckles. My shallow breath comes ragged. Salty traitors stain my face with smeared mascara. Maybe I hang up on you. Maybe I scream. I beat up my punching bag, forcefully, controlled. I smoke and smoke and smoke. Maybe I use “I” statements. Maybe I’m able to tell you how I really feel, set boundaries, limits, get my point across. Maybe you even see my point of view. I workout, dance my cute little ass off, listening to loud angry punk. I release energy with every motion, every movement. I write and write and write. Sometimes I’m even able to write a couple poems. Some are decent, some even good. I call friends, vent, dissect, analyze. Eventually I feel a bit freer and my voice is heard. copyright 2006 Katherine Andrews

Rage
Rage A white-hot coil moves through my body, the spring tightens. Like a tiger, I’m ready to pounce, to destroy my prey, ripping it to shreds and flinging each piece as far as possible, with force overwhelming. A black ball of tar boils in my stomach. I see red and want to destroy everything in my path. I’m an untamed animal backed into a corner, feral and fierce. I fight and bite, claw and scratch, swing my fists wildly, without control or precision. A torrent of white-hot emotion feverishly blinds me. I throw my phone, empty beer bottles, anything within reach. I can’t breathe and I cry and I cry and I cry. I hurl insults and tell the people I love that I hate them. Irrational, I wreck moments, completely out of control. I am a time-bomb daring to explode, (tick-tock, tick-tock), a flame bursting, consuming. I touch everything in my path with destruction. copyright 2006 Katherine Andrews

Hees Your Chance If You Have A Myspace
was thinking, this weekend, that it would be nice to make fansigns for my myspace friends, so, here is your opportunity If you don't know what a fansign is, it is a picture of me naked or dressed, holding a sign with a quote dedicatd to you and your name on it. To grab yours is simple: all i ask is that you put me on your top friends list on your myspace profile. When you have done that, just drop me a message on myspace telling me that you did so, and tell me: - if you want me to be naked or dressed or semi-naked - if you have any preferences for the kind of pose - what you want me to write on the sign plus the name you want on it, or just your name you want on it, if you prefer to leave the quote content to my mood and fantasy lol When it will be ready i will msg you back with where to find it and download it www.myspace.com/sweetprincessporn

Feelings (confused)-(scared)
I don't know what to do. I feel everything is falling through. I hate that I am feeling this way. I push the people I love away. I cant stop crying, I can't help that I'm feeling much of dying. I hate my self for not even trying. tears falling down, back to wearing that same old frown. I'm lost in that big crowed. I just want to cut so bad. tear it up because I feel so sad. the maddest is coming out, and its getting bad. I hate this, and I am sorry, but for some reason, I'm in complete worry. why do we fight. I know it isn't right. why cant I hold you all night. so I know me and you will be alright?

Weirdness Ensues
Is it just me or am I offensive today? So far I seem to have alienated at least 2 friends. errr used to be friends, they removed me and yet I know not why. Am I that obnoxious? Am I only supposed to talk about sex with my friends? Am I supposed to beg to see their galleries? I give up! damned if I do and damned if I don't. If I offended you by not asking to view your pics I apologize. On the other hand if I offended you by asking to see your pics again I apologize. I'm thinking I'm too old for this crap? If you are easily offended either way, do us all a favor don't post what you don't want seen in private galleries and do post what you do want seen in galleries. I see no good reason to post galleries and lock them then add the title don't even ask! If you don't want to be asked dont post and lock. On the other hand don't expect me to waste too much time rating non rateable pics. This means NSFW pics. I enjoy a beautiful body as much as the next guy but believe me, theres more t

I Am The Type Of Girl...................
I am the type of girl that would rather be at home and watch a movie or sit around and talk all night. I am the type of girl that runs around in the winter with flip flops on and her toenails painted. I am the type of girl that will cook you dinner and serve you while your watching tv. I am the type of girl that will do anything for you even when im pissed off at you. I am the girl that cries on your shoulder and expects you to give me a hug and tell me its gonna be ok. Im the type of girl that yells at her kids and then feels bad for doing so. I am the type of girl that gets jealous when a woman looks at her man and he looks back. I am the type of girl that will tell you how it is even when i know its gonna hurt your feelings. I am the type of girl that will sing at the top of my lungs in the car and not care who is looking at me. I am the type of girl that will be by your side even when your mad at me. I am the type of girl that forgives but never forgets. I am the type of girl that

Mon Cherie ~pour Toujours~
Cette Nuit se tenir presde vorte cote pareil anisi beaucoup de temps en avant, Nous recontrer demi chemin a de venir un pour toujours, Nous joindre norte sourire, coeur, esprit, ame et sang aussi un. Dans celui-ci gobblet moi lieu mon sang a etre joindre avec le tien. Moi donner mon vivant, mon coeur et min ame a tu de bonne volonte. Cette Nuit le soleil et lune de venir un. Moi amour, honneur et cherie tu pour tout eternite et avec tous souffle moi tirer. Celui-ci union elle bond avec sang et argent. Moi lieu celui-ci lien de argent autour vorte doigt aussi a symbole de ma amour tu. Peux norte amour etre non brise juste aussi le lien de argent nous porter. J'tamie Cherie ~pour toujours~

Die
if my heart could talk it would bleed out pain escape all the bad make room for the new to gain If my mind could speak it would speak in tongues so much has been bad enough to spew my own lungs If my feelings could cry i would have said NO to hell with you leave my independence alone if my lips hadn't been sealed I could have screamed out my need told you i hate you. instead of allowing you to lead Why Must you feel the need to control my every desire when all i really want is my heart to not feel of fire i want to breathe i need to feel i crave to know love i desire ...........you to whom i wish to kill .: PinkYJo November 7th 2006 :.

What Sport Im Meant For!
You scored as Football. You should play football- its the most popular high school and college sport, and creates a ton of school spirit. Ice Hockey100%Tennis100%Lacrosse100%Football100%Soccer100%Track100%Softball100%Baseball83%Basketball83%Volleyball75%Field hockey67%Swimming

This Talks About Being Overweight (this Is Extremly Long, Dont Start It If You Dont Have The Time.or Patience)
I often read articles on the internet or in the newspaper and follow reports and such. Here are a couple of write ups I found very interesting. The first is an article written by an over weight woman and the second is a response to the article. this is copied from USA TODAY.... this in no way reflects on my opinion on anyones personality or size..however even though they both make good points I lean towards the second author. I am a huge believer in taking responsibility for your own actions and that is the point thats being made. #1: Why fat jokes aren't funny Obesity is a horrible ordeal. We feel self-conscious — the ugly stares, the nasty comments. TV makes fun of us. Yet we suffer in silence as American society accepts, even encourages, this discrimination. By Barbara D'Souza Our wedding had gone surprisingly well. In spite of my incessant worries about how my dress would make me look and what other people would think of me, the day went off without a hitch. Our honey

Shrek 12 Days Of Xmas
OMG this KICKS ASS! 55555555555555555 ONION RINGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS No wait, hey wait wait. Youâ€™ll forgot to sing my favorite Christmas carol: The Twelve days of Christmas No, not that one! A one, a two, a one tow three (no) four On the first day of Christmas My true love gave to me A fire-breathing dragon just for me Yeah On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two weed rats Heavenly Creatures And a fire-breathing dragon just for me On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three little pigs Ya ya ya yaaa Two weed rats and a fire-breathing dragon just for me On fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four exploding birds waaaaaaaa - bang three little pigs two weed rats and a fire-breathing dragon just for me ya On the fifth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Let me guess Five onion rings Five onion rings oh I knew it Four exploding birds Three little pigs Two weed rats And a fire-breathing drag

*cries*
WELL WHEN I WENT TO BED LAST NIGHT, I WAS ONLY IN SECOND PLACE BYE TWO HUNDRED - NOW THAT I'M AWAKE, I'M BEHIND BY ALMOST TWO THOUSAND!!!! I NEED MORE COMMENTS =( TIME TO GO HARASS SOME MORE FRIENDS FOR VOTES, LOL

A Woman Said What????
MEN!!! You will not beleive this!!! Read my comments!!! A real lady said this: I AM SURE YOU ARE RIGHT No way in hell a woman said that.... She must not of gotten enough sleep.... :) I am going to write in my journal: Dec 15th 2006 11:40am Dear Diary, I must of died and gone to heaven. A woman actually told me today "I was right!" I looked outside and the sun was still shining so I know the world has not yet come to an end... Love, Tom

A Special Prayer Request For ~angel~family~second In Charge Of The Rebels Of Cherry Tap
WE THE MEMBERS OF THE COWGIRLS AND COWBOYS OF CHERRY TAP WOULD LIKE TO SEND OUT A SPECIAL PRAYER REQUEST FOR ~ANGEL~FAMILY~2ND IN CHARGE OF THE REBELS OF CHERRY TAP WE’D LIKE TO ASK THE HEAVENLY FATHER ABOVE TO HEAL HER PAIN AND TAKE AWAY THE HURT DUE TO HER ACCIDENT THAT SHE HAD A FEW DAYS AGO WE ASK THE FATHER TO HEAL EVERY PART OF HER BODY THAT WAS AFFLICTED WITH ANY TYPE OF STRAIN AND OR PAIN WE ASK THE FATHER TO COMFORT HER AND PLACE HIS LOVING ARMS AROUND HER AND KEEP HER SAFELY IN HIS ARMS AND WE ASK THE HEAVENLY FATHER TO BLESS HER AND HER BEAUTIFUL FAMILY AND ALL HER CHILDREN THIS CHRISTMAS SEASON WITH JOY AND TOTAL BLISS AND HAPPINESS HEAVENLY FATHER I ASK YOU TO WRAP YOUR LOVING ARMS AROUND BECCA THIS VERY MOMENT AND TAKE AWAY ALL HER SUFFERING AND PAIN CAUSED FROM THE ACCIDENT AND I ASK FOR YOUR WILL TO BE DONE AND I ASK YOU TO BLESS HER WITH TOTAL ABUNDANCE AND TOTAL HEALING IN YOUR HEAVENLY NAME FATHER GOD I PRAY THIS PRAYER FOR MY FRIEND BECCA WE THANK YOU HEAVENLY FAT

Lend Me A Mouse Click!!!
Ok so I am in the Christmas spirit and I decided I would try and help my boyfriend win a bet that we made....what am I thinking...lol...so be a freind and hit his page up with some comments or rates....guys just because you rate a guy a 10 does not mean anything other than you are being nice...so help him out to win the bet...he has one week to become the same level as me....lol he's a level 8 and I am a 14.....show some love.....Echo!!! http://cherrytap.com/ohhhyeahhh81

What In The Hell!...
what in the hell is all i got to say... i was robbed on this one!!!!! You are The Devil Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition. Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to rememb

Cherryblast
Took a break from getting the NakedTwister Tournie set up to say Some Cherries are too awesome! Lil Miss Dreamer..aka...Hoochi..aka..Carla...aka..."stretch girl" for Christmas hooked me up with a CherryBlast! I would have never bought one myself, and she went ahead and got me one. Luckily, I am laying down, because all the blood is rushing to my other head making me feel somewhat woozy! Anyway, thank you for the Christmas gift Carla, muahz!

Supporting Our Military
I've been doing alot of thinking lately about all the people showing support for our Armed Forces. I am Glad to see them get the support They so richly DESERVE.But I would like to say that we Need to Support and Respect Our Military,Both the Veterans and Active Duty,even After the war ends.They get little notice in peace time but they are making sacrifices daily for this country,even then.Their Families make sacrifices by allowing that Service Member do his or her job.So even after the battles are over,They Deserve EVERY bit of Respect&Support We can give them.THEY HAVE EARNED IT!!!! If You agree Please Repost this.

On Distant Shores We Walk
On Distant Shores We Walk We stroll on different shores, but watch the same sun set and rise. We walk different streets, but breathe the same air. We sleep on different times, but wake up to the same day. We live separate lives, but share the same dreams. We take different paths, but have the same goals. We speak a different language, but say the same words. We suffer from different pain, but enjoy the same pleasures. We cry for different reasons, but share the same laughter. Oh how I long to stroll the same shores and still watch the same sun set and rise. To walk the same streets, holding hands, sharing a breath. To fall asleep, waking up next to you every day. To live a life with you, having all our dreams come true. To take the same path and reach our goals together. To speak your language and tell you how much I love you To take away your pain, with a gentle touch. To kiss away your tears and laugh the nigh

For The One I Love....
Everytime I think of you It always turns out good Everytime I`ve held you I thought you understood People say a love like ours Will sure pass But I know a love like ours Will last and last And baby I was wrong Not knowing how our love should go But then I wasn`t wrong In knowing how our love would grow And everytime I think of you Everytime Everytime I think of you Every single time It always turns out good Seasons come and seasons go But our love will never die Let me hold you darling So you won`t cry Cause people say that our love affair Will never last But we know a love like ours Will never pass And baby I was wrong Not knowing how our love should go But then I wasn`t wrong In knowing how our love would grow And everytime I think of you Everytime Everytime I think of you Every single time It always turns out good People say a love like ours Will surely pass But I know a love like ours Will last and last And baby I was wrong Not knowing ho

Cool New Feature
In case you haven't noticed I'm a fan of the blast feature. I like to have my face popping up randomly on everyone's page all the time!! I'm sure you all remember the other day when I had the blues because I really wanted a birthday blast and wasn't going to be able to have one. I had lots of offers but there was just no way for it to work. Well BabyJ did it there is now a feature to buy someone a Blast!! That is super freaking cool :) Can you tell I get excited easily? Now I just have to figure out how to get BabyJ to partner with Teleflora so someone can send me flowers for my birthday! Then life will be perfect. Have a great day cherries and SMILE!! ~update I just realized that seemed a little selfish and bratty I'm just a little bouncy today life is perfect without material objects...I'm a little disgusted that I wrote that

More From Theunloved’s Somewhat Twisted Mind.
I Luv Her madly! With a passion nothing can quench. Only Her touch can come near calming my burning desire. I want to learn from Her, as I want Her to learn from Me. When our bodies intertwine in passionate sex, My will is for Her to explode with satisfaction. I wish She could only realize. She has lit a flame. That burns deep, waiting for Her to share in My Burning passionate desires.

Can't Stop Thinking About You
I sit here and make myself miserable, I listen to songs that make me think of you, and all I want to do is curl up under a blanket with you and hide away from the world. I feel pathetic. I have come too deep in this and I am scared to hell. I feel these things for you that I have only begun to feel, things that make my heart leap and roll and ride this wonderful rollercoaster. I love you much more than I could have ever thought was possible. And that also scares the hell out of me. I don't think I have even realized the tip of how you feel about me, and I don't think I ever will. Maybe one day I will see it, and maybe it will surprise me. I always think down upon everything good in my life, I never see myself being lucky enough to have anyone feel about me the way I feel about them. I always see myself giving you the world and never getting an ounce of feeling from you. Or anyone for that matter. I am not what you expect, I am me, and I am all I can give. And I love you.

Suprise!!!
I destroy homes I tear families apart Take away your children And that's just the start I'm more costly than diamonds More precious than gold The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold When you need me remember, I'm easily found I live all around you In schools and in town I live with the rich I live with the poor I live down the street And maybe next door I'm made in a lab but, not like you think I can be made from under the kitchen sink My power is awesome try me you'll see But if you do you may never break free Just try me once and I might let you go But try me twice and I'll own you're soul When I possess you you'll steal and you'll lie You do what you have to just to get high The crimes you'll commit for my narcotic charms Will be worth the pleasure you'll feel in my arms You'll lie to your mother You'll steal from your da

Vacation Time
I just want to let all my friends know that I am going to be a bit out of touch here for about three weeks. I am flying to texas saturday and me and Stacey will be driving back up here to boston sunday to spend the holidays with my family. Jan 2 we are heading back to texas and I am moving there to live with the love of my life. I will be on occasionally during this time but I will catch up with all of you when we return. I wish each and every one of you a happy joyous holiday season. Mike

All My Friends
Hey Y'all - I just wanted to thank all of my friends on CT for always showing me love on my page - some of you leave me the most hysterical comments! (and you know who you are!) I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for your friendship and all the great laughs. I wish everyone the Merriest of Christmas' or whatever holiday you and your family celebrate - I have nothing but love for ALL OF YOU!!!!! MUAHZZZ! XOXOXOXOXO

Recent Project (begun Last Week) (edit! - This Is About Lilypond.)
(Not really begun last week- began using LilyPond last year; but this particular project- using it to transcribe this piece- yes, began it a week or so ago.) The 6th symphony (written in 1969) of Benjamin Frankel was broadcast over the BBC in March of that year (New Philharmonia/Denis Vaughan- this was the premiere performance, and was preceded by a talk given by the composer) and published by Chester Novello Co. of London. The score is a photocopy of the manuscript, which to my mind discourages much further performance. I have a recording made by the German label cpo a few years back, I like the piece, I want to encourage this as much as the quality of the work will allow. The computer program LilyPond (www.lilypond.org) is free, and designed to specialize in creating very good, typeset-quality music. I've been using an early version for a year- the most recent version I can use. (I'm going to purchase and install a more recent version of my computer's operating system s

Beautiful Light (poem)
This was written for me by one of my closest and sweetest friends I have in the whole world... Amidst a world of darkness I have encountered a beautiful light. A star that lights my world whenever I am sad, A star whose magnificence this worthless humanity fails to appreciate. I wish that I could always be with you. To get you happy when you are sad, To light your life when all is dark, To pick you up if you fall down. Ever since the day I met you I've thought you are one of a kind. Thank you for being such an excellent friend, Just never forget, that it doesn't matter what happens, I shall always be here for you. Written by Dead Maiden

Christian Pundits Call For Cbs Protest
Christian Pundits Call for CBS Protest TUPELO, Miss. - Christian conservatives are up in arms over a Dec. 11 broadcast of the CBS sitcom Two and a Half Men in which actor Charlie Sheen sang a bawdy version of the Christmas carol “Joy to the World.” Bob Knight, director of the Media Research Center's Culture and Media Institute, denounced the parody lyrics as “an anthem of alley-cat culture” and a symptom of Hollywood’s mission to “glorify sexual anarchy.” American Family Association founder Donald E. Wildmon has launched an online protest campaign against the network. The lyrics in question are as follows: “Joy to the world, I’m getting laid; I’m getting laid tonight. We’ll light the yule log, deck the halls, and then we’ll play some jingle balls. It’s been a real long wait – this is our second date! It’s Christmas Eve and I’m getting laid.”

Need Some Input Here Please...
December 15, 2006 Called Theresa at about 10am to figure out what time would be best to either pick Christoper up for my Christmas Holiday time with him this year since I didn’t get him for Christmas last year (instead I got him and Alexia for almost 2 weeks over the new year). I left her a message to call me back since she didn’t pick up the phone. I agreed to letter her take him last year because I knew that this year all of the family will be getting together and they all where excited to see him since Theresa refused to let me have him when we all got together this last summer. I then got a txt message on my phone from her at 6:29pm and had the following conversation by txt message till 7:40pm. From Theresa 6:29pm: We are going out of town over xmas Fro

Umm Yeah
I see we are the only couple downrated in the contest. I am sorry some people are jealous. I have a good idea of who did the downrating though. Thanks to whoevers voting. Im kinda sick atm so ill be back tomorrow. Love to all Please Vote for us! D-N-A This is our 3rd Xmas together soooooooo make us the cutest couple on CT!! Thisis a comment bomb contest so bomb the heck outta us!!Click the link Below to Rate and vote your butts off...I will help whoever votes for us out anyway i can!!

Sick Of Fairy Emails?
Ok BE HONEST...how many of you REALLY ENJOY getting little angel love notes from every person in your address book? You know the ones *I love you so here's a too cutesy angel and some mushy poem to prove it...* ~~ BLEH!! Like the cute wasn't bad enough, THEN they FORCE you by threatening bad luck if you don't send it on to others and back to them to prove you read the email! A vicious circle! Here's my version: YOU'VE BEEN TAGGED BY THE GOOD LUCK ANGEL! HE'S GOOD LUCK BECAUSE HE PROBABLY MADE YOU SMILE. I KNOW I SMILED. WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED TRYING TO SEE UP HIS LOINCLOTH......AND YOU JUST LOOKED AGAIN, DIDN'T YOU? WHY NOT SEND THIS ON TO SOME OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS TO MAKE THEM SMILE, TOO? DON'T SEND IT BACK TO ME. I JUST GOT ALL THE DROOL OUT OF MY KEYBOARD

Lovers Requiem
Tell me of your dreaming while screaming with desire. Press your heat against me, and I shall give you fire. Whisper in the darkness, as I turn down all the lights. Tremble in my embrace and i'll whisper it's alright. Burn for me in majesty, strip slowly for me thy mask. Let's keep tonight just for us, let's just make it last. Thorns against your backside, pulls you closer still. While lips laced with passion, melt your gentle will. Pour yourself upon me, let your rivers rise and flood. Take your nails down me, draw a little blood. Keep me ere beside you, tuck me so safe away. Keep me for thy dreaming eyes, take me where you lay. Worship me to know me, my hommage too I will pay. And drink in the sound of pleasure as in the dark we play. One last thing before dreaming, before your eyes can close. Heaven burns in my eyes, but in me passion flows. Devl

I Love You, Never Fxckin Question That
if only the good things in life lasted longer. if only we didn't have to say goodbye. somewhere deep within your heart there's someone that you're dying to forget but also living to remember. why don't guys stop and think, "hey, maybe all of those love quotes she has do mean something." i want a boy who will stop asking me why I’m so confusing & try to figure me out himself. I keep wondering if you still want me, if you still miss me, but im too scared to ask, scared of the answer, scared its not what i want to hear. I love you. That's my secret. No hearts. No pretty drawings. No poems or cryptic messages. I love you. You can't see her tears with those flashing lights. The music blasting so loud. She gets lost in the crowd. You know you should go after her, but you have never done the right thing.

&&some More
Fell asleep last night with tears in her eyes. It may take her some time to grasp the meaning of good-bye. She won't forget him, but she'll try. Nobody understands how much I miss you, miss how we used to talk, and miss all the things we used to do. I try not to admit to myself that I still feel this way. Nobody knows that I still wake up thinking of you each day, but I do. I just got so hurt- so really hurt... and sometimes when that happens.. something inside.. just shuts off. Have you ever noticed that the worst way to miss someone is when they are right beside you and yet you can never have them... when the moment you can't feel them under your fingertips you miss them? Have you ever wondered which hurts the most; saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing and wishing you had? I guess the most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish them, words shrink things that seemed timeless wh

New Tattoo
So I was told by my wonderful new friend,Jason Griffith, That I should tell everyone my embarassing story about my,oh so tiny, tattoo that I got back in April or so...I know I know it was a long time ago.. but I'm sure you'll still laugh! So here goes... As most of you that know me... should KNOW I have a huge fear of needles.. deathly afraid of them! (I'm sure you're already laughing!)Well,my best friend Gwynn was tellin me one day that we should go do somethin cuz of course we were bored. We were at work and it was about 10 am. Neither one of us got off work until 4 but we were still tryin to figure out what it is we should do. Well my friend Gwynn pops off with "Lets go get a tattoo!" Acting all excited and shit! I thought she was crazy! I'm afraid of needles! Whats her problem! Well she spent the ENTIRE day trying to convince me to go along with it! To go get a tattoo. Oddly enough I really wanted it,I knew it was gonna hurt... But thats not exactly what I was afraid of. I

Funny
CHRISTMAS GREETINGS He laid her on the table, So white clean and bare, His forehead wet with beads of sweat, He rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck, Then felt her breast, Then drooling, felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, He gave a joyous cry, The hole was wide........ He looked inside, All was dark and murky, He rubbed his hands, And stretched his arms......... And then he stuffed the turkey. May I be the first to wish your dirty little mind a merry Christmas.

This Was Too Much Fun Not To Share
The Dirty Thirty - 30 Unknown Facts/Secrets About Yourself!! 1. In two words, explain what ended your last relationship: Monkey incident . . . and yes it is probably what you are thinking . . . 2. When was the last time you shaved your legs? Oh yeah as if I do that my self, I have others come in to do that and then satsify my "female needs" once completed 3. What were you doing this morning at 8am? Why? Oh shit what did you see? She said she was 18 I swear!!! 4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? Masturbating while looking at pictures of shaved dogs . . . 5. Are you any good at math? Well I know enough to know the difference between 3 and 6 inches if that is what you are asking 6. Have you ever been in love? Everytime I have an orgasm 7. What are you wearing right now? A garter belt and fishnet stockings with some red high heels, that guy better hurry if we are gonna finish this damn thing . . . 8. Have you ever taken out a loan to pay for school

Be Back Soon
FIRST OF ALL TO THE HATERS AND ASSHOLES- Get Greetings Graphics Comments codes Myspace Code Generators Layouts AND TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS AND THE SELECT FEW WHO HAVE MADE IT TO MY "FAMILy" - Get Greetings Graphics Comments codes Myspace Code Generators Layouts I WILL BE BACK SOON - I JUST NEED TO GET OFFLINE FOR A LITTLE BIT... THAT SAID, THIS IS TO THOSE THAT WILL BE SNOOZING WHEN I COME BACK ONLINE: Get Greetings Graphics Comments codes Myspace Code Generators Layouts

~~toilet Cleaning Instructions~~
Toilet Cleaning Instructions : 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog ____________________

Clash Within
turn your back on me and get what you get so many wasted days I wish we hadnt met now this tears down the walls broken things lay me down follow me down as i rise above clash within spirit up you never told me things that could change your mind left in a world of darkness going blind feelings of hatred will never pass wishing bad things rain upon anyone who crosses my path happiness for you is something i wont allow curses in the night is all you have now

Wiccan Troops Deserve Wiccan Headstones
Visit a national cemetery, and you will see any number of federally recognized religious symbols adorning headstones. The Star of David is OK with Uncle Sam, as are over a dozen variations of the Christian cross. Even the atomic symbol used by some atheists gets a thumbs-up from the government. But a Wiccan symbol representing earth, air, fire, water and spirit isn’t recognized by the federal government for veterans’ grave markers. A federal lawsuit filed earlier this month accuses the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs of violating the constitutional rights of Wiccans because the government does not allow its symbol on headstones in national cemeteries. Wiccans worship the Earth and believe they must give to the community. Some conside themselves “white” or good witches, pagans or neo-pagans. Approximately 1,800 active-duty service members identify themselves as Wiccans, according to 2005 Defense Department statistics. Roberta Stewart, a widow of a soldier killed in Afgha

Eminem-marshall Mathers
[Eminem] You know I just don't get it Last year I was nobody This year I'm sellin records Now everybody wants to come around like I owe em somethin Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of here Chorus One: Eminem You see I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever gave a fuck before, all they did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now everybody wanna run they mouth and try to take shots at me (take shots at me) [Eminem] Yo, you might see me joggin, you might see me walkin You might see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog with it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar hollerin at him cause the son of a bitch won't quit barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window, with a cocked shotgun Drivin up the block in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin for Big's killers, dressed in ridiculous blue and red like I don't see what the big

How To Kiss A Woman
Never underestimate the power of the perfect kiss. Get it right, and the rest will fall into place It has been theorized that a woman decided within five minutes of meeting a man whether or not she will have sex with him. Possibly true, but there is one catch. Most women I know, myself included, may initially decide we'll have sex with a guy, but when we find out he's a bad or a mediocre kisser, we change our minds entirely. We decide we will never have sex with this guy. He won't even get asked for a nightcap, much less for breakfast the next morning. As our lips part while we stand on the doorstep, we will announce that we have an early-morning meeting or (if you were really awful) that we're actually already married to someone else. What Women say about the Kiss! What we will never, ever say is, "God, you're a lousy kisser. I was going to have sex with you until just this moment." This is one of the ways in which men and women differ. If a man is very attracted to a

Call My Car Frosty And Give It A Cartoon.
I had to wait five minutes in my work parking lot for my car to thaw. I looked like a madwoman trying to scrape ice off the windows with a paper towel. This is Eika's fault, by the way. She mentioned last night that it had not been so cold lately. Brat.

Sex
Sagittarius You are fun loving and independent, and you don’t like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one. In bed you are demanding of your partner. You want to have hot sex all of the time. You also like to experiment sexually, with different positions and fantasies. Sex matches: Aries, Leo, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

After All.
After all those excuses, pushing me away. trying to get rid of me, having it your own way. why do i still think about you? After all those times we were together, enjoying ourselves, being there with you. why cant i put it behind me? After all the anger, confusion, and sorrows. the tears i wept for you. the feelings, why do i feel i miss you? After parting from you, why do i still think about you? why cant i put everything behind me? why do i feel i still miss you? why do i feel the way i do? (C) Copyright. Angel

It's Work, Therefore It Sucks.
I'm about off to a lovely Sunday that involves working 9:30 - 7:30. My stomach is a bit better. I want to host a contest. My last try bombed because only three people entered. I wonder what the trick is. I have a good idea. I'll wait until I level up and the holidays are over... ...unless I want to take advantage of people on break from work and school... ...which isn't fucking ME, thanks. >:| What job should I go for? What would I be good at? Yes, I am asking the opinion of people who really don't know me at all. Just curious.

Check This Out And Tell Me What You Think
I never knew that with every step I take I'd fall more in love with you And I know That you don't want me And I see The light now clearly. I've tired my best To hide this feeling in my heart. I've tried my best To get you out of life. Everyone knows I've tried my best I've tried my best To let you go... Don't take me as a fool Baby I see right threw. I seen all your lies shine. Where do I run when the tears start to fall? 'Cause I know, You don't care at all. I wish these feelings would just stop. 'Cause I know, You don't care at all. Sometimes, I wish I never saw your face. Sometimes, I wish I never heard your voice. Sometimes, I wish I never heard your name. Sometimes, I wish I never met you , 'Cause I know You don't care at all. I can't set around And wait for my heart to break I can't set around And make myself crazy over you And I can't set around And cry these tears for you. This emptyness Will always be a part of me. Thi

What A Butthead
Chaos The Poet!!@ CherryTAP he dropped this mumm and i quote... You know I could loose friends over this, but im gonna say it anyway. Ok People the whole reason for these sites is for people to have fun, talk with my friends and to meet new ones plust just to escape the real world for a while. Now my problem is is im really gettin tired of these support the trrops and lets feel bad about our troops, bullshit these are grown people who CHOSE OF THEIR OWN FREE WILL TO JOIN THE MILITARY!!!. they knew what was goin on and what they were in for when they joined, ok so lets stop it with all this stuff. Also there is a bulletin goin around about a little girl that died in a carwreck, yes it is tragic and it is horrible, but some people are deciding to tell other people that they are asses for not reposting, ya know what FUCK OFF!!!, I come here to see my friends and escape reality for a little while, so please lets leave the real world tradgedies and drama to the real world. anything

Ok Fucktards
THE FUCKTARDS ARE IN FULL FORCE THIS WEEKEND. SOME ASSHOLE FUCKING MARKED MY DEFAULT PIC AS NSFW. WHAT THE FUCK EVER. ONE MORE COCKSUCKING WANKER PISSES ME OFF THIS WEEKEND, AND I'M SERIOUSLY DONE WITH THIS SITE.

Welp....after Careful Thought...lmao
I THOUGHT I BETTER GET IN HERE AND WRITE DOWN SUM RULES OR MISTAKES A RETARD/PLAYER MAKES!! ....HAHA! 1. ITS THE FUCKIN INTERNET THOSE OF U WHO WANNA LEAVE YOUR SPOUSES ...HELLLLLLLLO WAKE THE FUCK UP NOT SO SMART OF MOVE .... 2.OF COURSE THERES PLAYERS ON HERE WE ARE HUMAN MOST OF US LOVE THE ATTENTION INCLUDING THE MEN.... 3.THE TRUTH IS THE ONLY TIME BITTER PEOPLE GET PISSY IS WHEN THERE NOT GETTIN ANY ATTENTION....AM I CORRECTT!! 4.TRUTH IS YEAH WERE ALL OVER 1000 MILES APART BUT SUM OF US REALLY RATE BEING FRIENDS BECAUSE WERE NOT DUMBASS'ES AND BELIVE EVERYTHING THAT WERE TOLD.....TRUTH IS IF U LOOK ON MY PROFILE YOU WILL SEE IM FULL OF SHIT AND SO ARE U PROBLY!! AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST STOP THE WHINNING IT FEEDS THE FURY HAHA!!! AND WELL NOBODY REALLY CARES TRUTH IS YOU GOT PLAYED DEAL WITH IT!!!! AND NEXT TIME DONT HATE THE PLAYER HATE THE GAME CAUSE YOU AINT PLAYIN CORRECTLY!!! OOOOO I LOVE YOU MASTER........

Ct Tech Support
a friend sent this to me, i have left out his contact name etc out of respect...but, let's talk ladies...i had no idea this was possible... Sorry to hear that there is suha loser out here like this. The sad part of all this is people get hurt and we are all suppose to be having fun. Once this guy gets tagged, he will just move on to another name and start it all over. Maybe, CherryTap could block his IP addy, that would put a stop to it and yes this can be done. Contact Tech support ladies, see if you can't get some help. K & D

Well This Week In "the Week
I do my best to follow what's going on around the world and what's going on with our politics. One part in a magazine I get weekly has a part that is called good week for, bad week for.... Here is a snippet of what's good/bad The Week of 12/17/2006 Good Week For Blind drunks, after a leading German brewery announced it will from now on produce beer bottles labeled in braille. Activists for the vision-impaired welcomed the news. “You often have no idea what’s about to go in your mouth,” explained activist Joanna Zimmer. Bad Week For Indian men, after a study found that up to 60 percent of the country’s males are too modestly endowed to wear condoms of the international standard size. Dr. Chander Puri called for a wider variety of condom sizes in India’s vending machines, “so people can pick a condom with confidence that is suited to their needs.” And this is a story from a few weeks past..but I thought it was an interesting read and this may c

Sad Day
Today I got a call I know none of us ever want to get .. someone very dear to my heart passed away last nite .. Yes .. He was advanced in his years . and was battling Cancer .. but He will be so greatly missed .. ..He was like a grandfather to me .. When I was growing up .. all of my Grandparents were far from me .. My Mothers Father had passed before I was born . and Her Mother was living on Long Island .. and made a move to Alabama when I was 8 ..and My fathers Parents they lived in Illinois ..So These Wonderful people .. ( Whos' grand daughter I was and still am best friends with to this day ) .. Decided to make me their Offical Grand daughter .. They were wonderful to me over the years . and I loved them as If they really were my Grand parents . Grammy and Poppy .. was what I called them ..We Lost Grammy Almost 10 yrs ago .. to Cancer . and Now Poppy last nite .. Poppy You will Be Missed .. We Love you and am Glad youre no longer in Pain .

Life Is A Murder
Life is a murder Current mood: depressed What good is the soul which dwells within my shell, what use has it served? I feel not the love one should covet for thy own flesh and blood. Returned unto me is nothing in comparison to the passion and effort I put forth unto my hearts desire. The light of my heart grows dim, an empty cavern of decay remains where once was a home to many romantic hopes and dreams. Their corpses picked clean by the vultures spawned by the death of my marriage.

Ok
fuck it ima say this most men are sentimental they just dont have the testicular fortitude to express that.me i dont give a damn who knows i get misty eyed at some movies.(why did that hunter kill bambis' momma).i get excited when i know a woman likes me.i dream of making her happy rubbing her feet making her a bubble bath buying her a dozen roses when it is no special day.i take that back everyday with a good woman is special.without females life would be full of dicks..lol..i wanna make that certain woman happy.i want her to shiver when i touch her..i want her to get horny when she thinks of me..i want everytime i see her to be like the first time i knew i loved her.i want to be her foundation when the whole world falls apart.i want to kiss her wrinkled ass when we are too old to make it to the bathroom alone.i want to say her name with passion.i want to smell her hair while shes sleeping..is that too much to ask?theres a female that wants that.and i aint going nowhere

Too Many Lies And Drama For Me...
This is mainly for the Pagan and Wiccan friends I have. As you all know recently the Wiccan/Pagan family was broken apart by unfortunate circumstances. While I was not involved in any of that I hava friends on either side of it. During it all I maintained my friends and did my best to not get involved. This morning I recieved a message that troubled me greatly. This is what I recieved... date: 2006-12-17 04:09:23 subject: new family read receipt: Yes replied: 2006-12-17 11:56:40 block user Hello my dear, When I return, I will be starting a new family.Things will be different this rtime..Mistress Featherwoow, Db cowgirl and Lady Isis will run it..I shall still he head of the family..No pagans will be allowed..All concerning famult will stay in family... I know you are friends with the ones who were responisble for the dis banning of the family...All I ask is that you say nothing to anyone of our new family especialy them..I will contact you pon my return.. This famil

Wtf???
Ok so this guy gets all pissed off because he finds out I have a kid....well yesterday he rerated me a 2 after I removed him lol....so I blocked him and thought it was done with....well tonight he decides he wants to be my fan....not once but twice lol....so I go to his page and he still has me in his family whats up with that...when I remove someone it's for a reason, so that should remove me from there family too....yeah and I really don't understand why someone you blocked can still become your fan....

The Chili Cookoff
If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in Texas . Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas , you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park . Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL .. Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be

Bitches
A JOKE: Three Tampons are walking down the street; Mini, Maxi and Super. Which one says hello first? None: They're all stuck up bitches!!! Ok, I thought it was funny....have a great day! Compliments of this guy... Raul Duke @ CherryTAP

God!!!!!!!!!!!
ok im so bored,dont feel good, n im cold. every night thing..no one ever talks to me any more.. its getign kinda stupid..i mean i uunderstand most my friends r busy, in school n shit or the ones that do talk to me on here live miles n days away... it really sucks.. i mean IM BORED.. i feel like running away.. not cool but i mean wat else is there to do..studying for the last final,putting up the tree,n sleeping omg boring...my life sucks bit fucking time.. n its like no one cares... idk wat to do any more..im tired of guys talking to me for the first fw days n then stop talking to me..am i like not good enough to talk to u.. or wat..i would like to know..but ohh well gues it dont really matter anyways...

Proud Of Myself
Wow, I can't believe what I just did. I'm the world's biggest procrastinator, and I have this group project that we have to present to the class on January 11, and I actually picked a topic and wrote my case study on it. I don't know what crawled up my ass to possess to me do such a thing, but I'm glad I did. At least it is a start. I chose dependent personality disorder, and she better not tell me I can't do it, because guess what, I am. They are group projects but you are graded individually, which seems to defeat the purpose of a group project, but whatev. This class is not beneficial to my major at all, but that is "college" for ya. Abnormal psych and computer networking....I don't see the connection. Anyway, maybe if I didn't spend so much damn time pissing around on here when I am home, I'd get more work done. I'm probably either going to get rid of this when I graduate, or at least take down all my pictures, because I would never want a potential employer to find me on here.

Her Mind
We all unfolding gently beneath to your one loving touch Becoming we let wholeness breath and our petals free and the Awareness and Sweet fragrant Spirit touching senses into life Wisdom is truly Giving beauty back to the universe in Knowing Each petal, sweet miracle of life Oneness We are hues of color, yet one in Spirits blossom

Food For Thought
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body. But rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "WOW! What a Ride!""

Love On The Internet
by Dove Though I wasn't looking for anyone new, One day I got e- mail and in it was you. Charming, sensitive and so debonair, I strongly resisted it go anywhere. But letters and stories captured my heart, Filled me with passion almost from the start. Love on the Internet, how could it be? These things just don't happen to people like me. But doves and butterflies flew into our lives, Carrying messages we could not deny. Each person has meaning and love to express, And we could deny our hearts nothing less. It's a beautiful love that has grown between us, Something beyond any words we discuss. Much deeper than LOL, cyber kisses and such, Far down to our souls, beyond human touch. My love's not confined by what it can see, I feel you, I taste you, I experience your dream. Close my eyes, and I envision what in my heart I can hear, "Love knows no boundaries, no distance, no fear." It's the soul that captures God's love in a way That eternally melts hearts to

Wtf? I'm Defective?
:] nym..pho..ma..ni..a Pronunciation (nmf-mn-, -mny) n. Excessive sexual desire in and behavior by a female 3:] Nymphomania now known as Hypersexuality is a desire for human sexual behavior at levels high enough to be considered clinically significant. The concept of hypersexuality replaces the older concepts of nymphomania (or furor uterinus) and satyriasis. Hypersexuality can be a symptom of bipolar disorder and is generally associated with the manic phase of the condition. It can result in later regrets (depressive phase). The condition can also be caused by Klüver-Bucy syndrome. It has sometimes been reported following brain injuries and diseases that cause dementia and loss of impulse control. Additionally, hypersexuality is a reported side effect of dopamine imbalance. Hypersexuality is characterized by an impairing need for frequent genital stimulation that, when achieved, does not result in sexual satisfaction. This dissatisfaction is what is believed to encou

Patriotic Poetry
THE AMERICAN DREAM By: Sergeant Aaron M. Gilbert Through all the fires, Through all the pain, The Marines stand tall, To fight once again. Always on call, The Presidents own. Always fighting, To protect our home. My life for our freedom, My freedom to you, These are gifts that we give, For the Red White and Blue. We die for you, We die for them, We do not complain, About where or when. For this is our job, To fight around the world And give the gift of our freedom To every boy and every girl. And yes peaceful solutions, Can not always be found, To free a trapped people, From the terror around. So we fought in this war, With resolve in our hearts, To help Iraq's people Have a new and free start. So speak of your "Peace," And how war is so wrong, But shut your face when we're called To give out the freedom we've won. For you did not fight, And you did not bleed. And you did not die, For the American dream. Christmas Poem

Merry Christmas To My Family
On December 16th at 6:30am I got a call from my sister. She told me toget dressed... I asked why over and over and told her that I have togo to work... she siad that I wasn't going to work today, Jake was in an accident and that my dad and her were comming to get me. I called in to work, got dressed, and picked up not knowing what happened. We arrived and my mom told me that Jake is paralized. Right away I went to call my best friend, but my phone was at phone so I had to call my aggie to get her number. I called her up and told her what happened and she said she'd be there/ here as soon as possible. But I went to pick her up anyway. We got back to the hospital in time for the surgen to let us know how surgery went and he told us that he was for sure paralized from the chest down, but he could still use his arms... limitedly for now, but he could use his arms. After we found out, everyone inthe family just held eachother and cried. My bestfriend was my driver for the day, bcuz I couldn

Forever Silent
Watching the leaves blow across the grass, their golden shapes floating so fast. The seasons change and time moves on. Memories forgotten will never be gone. These tears I have shed are in vain, masking the disappointment, hurt and shame. The secrets I am holding, so deep inside of a little girls' innocence that died. Forever silent still unable to rest, they struggle for freedom, a constant test. To fear it is human, perhaps a defense. Oh Lord, I know, her pain is immense. Give me the strength to set her free. Only you and I Lord, know she is me. a. boudreaux 2004

Love
What is that, I see there in your eyes? Passion and tenderness, no need for disguise. Searching for answers, to questions you seek. They're beneath the surface, no time to be meek. Open your heart to loves gentle caress. Completing this task, I make one request. Be careful my love, these feelings are new. Choose wisely when saying, "I Love You." a. boudreaux 2001

A Brother Like That
A Brother Like That Paul received an automobile from his brother as a Christmas present. On Christmas Eve when Paul came out of his office, a street urchin was walking around the shiny new car, admiring it. "Is this your car, Mister?" he asked. Paul nodded. "My brother gave it to me for Christmas." The boy was astounded. "You mean your brother gave it to you and it didn't cost you nothing? Boy, I wish..." He hesitated. Of course Paul knew what he was going to wish for. He was going to wish he had a brother like that. But what the lad said jarred Paul all the way down to his heels. "I wish," the boy went on, "that I could be a brother like that." Paul looked at the boy in astonishment, then impulsively he added, "Would you like to take a ride in my automobile?" "Oh yes, I'd love that." After a short ride, the boy turned and with his eyes aglow, said, "Mister, would you mind driving in front of my house?" Paul smiled a little. He thought he knew what the lad

A Painful Death If I Fail...
To all my friends and fans, Myself and my "Dark Crew" of assistants are currently hard at work constructing a very dangerous and agaonizing new escape stunt we call "Hell's Grill." This brutal new escape is inspired by a particular torture suffered by ancient Christian martyrs at the hands of the Romans. In the ancient version, the victim was chained down to a large metal pan or metal plate which was then suspended over a slow buring fire. As the heat increased on the metal plate the victim was chained to, they would basically be grilled alive... slowly. With my version called "Hell's Grill", I am chained down to a metal plate about the size and thickness of an ordinary door. This plate is then hoisted up until it is suspended over 2 propane FLAMETHROWERS! Flamethrowers just like the ones we used in my New Year's Eve "Cremation Chamber" escape (video on my profile). The great thing about the Hell's Grill is that I am not out of sight in a vault or box and people

Adult Joke
Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, Dave." But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality,whispering: Dave........ ..... Dave........ .... Dave........ .... You're a veterinarian, you sick bastard".

Before You Respond
Monday, December 18, 2006 Before you respond Before you respond, take a breath. Before you respond, take a moment to think. When you instantly and automatically react, it allows the people and events around you to take control of your life. When, on the other hand, you thoughtfully and deliberately respond, it puts you firmly in control. You can watch, listen and learn from all that's going on in your world. Yet you never have to let it all get to you. Always remember that you can choose how to think and feel about whatever is happening. Even more importantly, you can choose what, if anything, to do about it. Stay ever connected to your dreams, your values, your experience and your wisdom. Give yourself a moment to consider the best of who you are before you decide how to speak or to act. Every moment is a choice that you have the opportunity to make. Choose those possibilities that will move you steadily and decisively forward. -- Ralph Marston

People Watching... Part One.
Dear girl with the swollen eyes, please do yourself a favor and wear sunglasses at all times. i was sitting in front of you at the cornell graduation on saturday... in front and off to your right, and i am sure you noticed me staring you down. i couldn't help it. you have the biggest eyes i have ever seen on a girl... or a creature... at all. they kind of reminded me of ostrich eggs. now, let me explain something... when i say that they were large... or... ENORMOUS... i don't mean that they were big and pretty. sweetheart... i was surprised that your eyelids fit over those bulging gooey wet things. when you laughed... and you did... a lot... like a twelve year old talking about sex... i thought they were going to explode. i was afraid that i was going to have to run off and call an emt... i couldn't help but make jokes about you. it almost made me feel bad... keyword: almost. (remember boys and girls... i am a self proclaimed cunt of a woman) i honestly wond

Confirmation
Well, I was right. I have a baseball sized cyst on my left ovary. I called my insurance company and well, my insurance is so limited that they wont pay to have it removed. If it ruptures, I could get an infection or bleed to death. If it doesn't then I'll be ok for a while. just in a lot of pain. I may lose the ovary, but we won't know until they can get in there and see. This is my second one of this nature. When I gave birth to my second child I had a huge cyst removed from my right ovary. I am a little scared, worried and hella pissed!I am going through all of this alone and I really don't like it. I am fearful that i will be here alone with the girls and something bad will happen. Oh well.. chin up is what everyone tells me. I am trying to think positive and send my positive energy out into the universe. Let's hope it works! maybe I should move to Canada!

Hahahaha
whoremoans: where is my pan asian cuisine?! ->whoremoans: lmfao..msg like message LOL whoremoans: msg? like salt? ->whoremoans: nvm there it is lol ->whoremoans: where the hell is my msg hahah another awesome convo with Bobbi..aka whoremoans...read from bottom up!

Blah...
Today I feel so blah... like nothing is making me happy... I don't know if its cause i have been in the house for a few days cause its been snowing... I just feel lost and confused and sad... I dont really know how do describe it... But most the time this is the time of year I am the happiest I just dont get what my deal is... I just feel like my whole world is going to fall apart...

Voting Ends 10pm Est-still Need Your Love
I am in my first contest, please show me lots of love and vote for me in the Sexiest Older Man contest. Please click to vote for me and leave comments!!! Contest ends Monday!!! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=158234&albumid=137375&i=1174833143

My Angel From Heaven
My Angel My sweet beautiful angel. Sent to me from above. I am so grateful to have found you, and I give you all my love. You must have come from heaven, because you have pretty little angel eyes. When you gaze at me with them, my heart begins to fly. Your sweet angelic voice, continuously rings in my ears. With you by my side, there is nothing I fear. Whenever we are together, You shine with a heavenly glow. Your beautiful angel face, raises me up from feeling low. Yes, heaven is missing an angel, because you are here with me. You're my sweet, beautiful angel, and I'll love you for eternity!

Depression Hits Once Again
It's hard to love and accept that love is so far away it tears away at me like a dulled blade to know others love him just as much its hard to know if his love is true why should it be those other girls are gorgeous he could have who ever he chooses yet he instists on choosing me but tells me to take the chance if i get it for another so fucking confused.

I Need Help
Just went into someone's site and saw a Classic old fashioned kinda cars! DUDE, I'M SO IN LOVE WITH OLD CARS. I need a site that has any 30's through 50's style cars. Can you help me find a site, so I can DROOL!?? *lmfao* PLEASE! Thank you.

Make Me Cry ...
I've been thinking about all of the songs in my life that have been able to bring me to tears at some point or age (can be younger years or present years). There are quite a few of them and I want to try to recall them, so as I start to remember, this little blog will be for me to make notes of them. Please - feel free to add any that you are willing to admit have made (or continue to make) you cry. Believe me, this list is going to be totally ecclectic! *laugh* So far I have: Weekend in New England - Barry Manilow My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion Have You Forgotten - Darryl Worley One Last Time - Dusty Drake The Circle of Life - Elton John My Immortal - Evanescence Love of a Lifetime - Firehouse Nothing Else Matters - Metallica ** Right Here Waiting -- Richard Marx

Kids
You know i have read alot about things that happen to people but the one thing everyone needsto stop and think about are the kids they don't ask to be brought into this world we as adults bring them in. We need to take some time out and read some of these blogs . like the one about loseing a baby i know how that lady feels but mine had a little more of a happier ending i miscarried my daughters twin goinginto my 2 trimester. but the one that gets me the most is the rape one why in the world would a parent do that to there child . I'm am a rape seriver and it was my step-father and it still get to me at times . I think people like that should not be allowed to live if you have the same feelings as i do please repost this. you might not be where me and some of the other people are or have been and i hope the ones you have not had a childs death or a rape of any kind to you or your kids will not go through what we have suffer . So please don't judge us just because what people say about u

This Is How Fucked Up He Is...
MsPassions.com is going under construction... this is why: mrbberry55: Hello Kelly... I noticed you took my name off your tag site so i'm not getting credit for what i did... so i only thought it to be fair... i removed all the tags i made for you out of my photobucket... and put them on my hard drive... so all them links are dead now... i personally don't like being this way... but it was obvious you was tired of my friendship... sorry it had to come to this... if my name goes back on your site i'll put the tags back so the links are active... Hope all is well... Have a wonderful holiday season... Buster This is a person that couldnt be trusted.... The site is being worked on... I have learned not to trust Some... BUSTER,,,,,,,you lost!

Private Parts
JUST LETTIN ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY KNOW ONCE AGAIN THAT MY PRIVATE PICS R OPEN AND I WOULD APPRECIATE IF U WOULD CHECK THEM OUT AND COMMENT AND RATE THEM BIG DADDY WANTS TO KNOW IF HE MEASURES UP THANK U BIG DADDY

This Is Gonna Be Really Long.
And for that im sorry but i really have a lot on my mind. First off it hurts to type cause i sliced the palm of my hand open real bad at work tonight. My eyes hurt from crying so much. Dear god ill be happy when this season is over. Everythings falling apart on me. Exspecially me. I just can't seem to stay happy. Or focus on happiness cause someone comes along and kills it, or rips it away from me, or hurts me in some way, and i cant fix it! Or stop it, i cant control none of it anymore. Im so sick of hearing im sorry, or i wish i could help. Ahh, i know you're trying to be sympathetic, but jesus, why cant it go away, why do i have to rant, or cry myself to sleep WHY CANT I JUST SAY THE WORDS I FEEL! Why does my mom have to be dying? Why does my brother have to be in jail? Why does my niece cry cause her parents ARE ASSHOLES? Why do all my moms other kids take her for granted? Dont they realize she'll be gone soon, and the only memories of her they'll have is ones where they CONSTAN

What Will Become Of The Soul Of The Retarded President???
WE NO LONGER ACCEPT THE BUSH FAMILY FOR ALL THERE EVIL DEEDS, IN MY NAME, I WILL NEVER AND HAVE NEVER PREACHED ALL OUT VIOLENCE AND UMM. I DID HAVE A FEW MILLION HERE AND THERE KILLED IN MY NAME BUT LETS JUST KEEPS THAT BETWEEN YOU ME AND MY FOLLOWERS WHO MAKE EXCUSES FOR ALL MY UNEXCUSED CRIMES AND BLAME IT ON MY INNOCENT "ENEMY" LUCIFER, THANKS L FOR TAKEN THE BLAME FOR MY SCREW UPS IN HISTORY, SO WHAT WILL BECOME OF THE SOUL OF THIS RETARDED MORTAL AND PREACHER OF MINE YET PRACTICER OF YOU!! WHAT WILL BECOME OF OURRETARDED PRESIDENT???WE OF THE SIDE OF REASON, UNDERSTANDING AND NON CONFORMIST DENY THIS SOUL ENTRY INTO OUR STATE OF BEING, HE HAS CURSED OUR NAMES FOR FAR TOO LONG AND SHALL NOW CURSED THE NAME OF HIS CALLED CREATOR IN ORDER TO GAIN ENTRY INTO A PLACE WHERE HE IS NOT WANTED. BECAUSE WE ARE CONSIDERED EVIL IN YOUR EYES WE NORMALLY EXCEPT WHO YOU PUT DOWN AND REJECT, WHILE WE ARE SMARTER AND MORE FREE THINKERS WE CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR PLOY TO CAST HIM TO THIS HOLY PLACE O

Wtf Do Girls Want?!
Ok now if you ask girls what they are looking for most of the time they will say they are looking for a nice guy or a bad boy. I'm beginning to think whatever choice they make they actually want the opposite! If you try to be nice girls are like "That's great... lets get to the good stuff" and if you come off bad they say "whoa cowboy... put the gun back in the holster!" lol So here's an idea.. be upfront with what it is you are looking for. Me... I want a lady in the street but a freak in the sheets! lol Any of you out there?

A Friend Sent This To Me Today
Yule: circa December 21st by Mike Nichols copyright by MicroMuse Press Our Christian friends are often quite surprised at how enthusiastically we Pagans celebrate the 'Christmas' season. Even though we prefer to use the word 'Yule', and our celebrations may peak a few days BEFORE the 25th, we nonetheless follow many of the traditional customs of the season: decorated trees, carolling, presents, Yule logs, and mistletoe. We might even go so far as putting up a 'Nativity set', though for us the three central characters are likely to be interpreted as Mother Nature, Father Time, and the Baby Sun-God. None of this will come as a surprise to anyone who knows the true history of the holiday, of course. In fact, if truth be known, the holiday of Christmas has always been more Pagan than Christian, with it's associations of Nordic divination, Celtic fertility rites, and Roman Mithraism. That is why both Martin Luther and John Calvin abhorred it, why the Puritans refused to acknow

School Is Done...for Now!
Got my final grades in..and I'm really happy with them. Though of course, in typical Jessica fashion, I'm hard on myself because I know that I could've done "even better" had I given it MORE effort.. but it seemed to come so easily that I didn't give it that last bit of "oomph". BUT... I shouldn't complain and I'm not...really. lol I got a B+ in English Comp., and my professor there gave me a compliment and said I should think about a Degree program because I'd "do really well" in that. (I'm going for a certificate right now) So it was nice to hear that, since I haven't been to school in 18 years. And, I got a 98 for a grade on my final in Medical Terminology and an A for the course. And yes, that is great, but I know I could've done even better, but I kinda slacked a little at the end... Ok ok I know, stop complaining about an A and B+! LMAO I can't help it sometimes. Thank you to all my friends who have encouraged me. One semester down, 3 more to go! LOL BIG HUGS, Jesilou

Another Long Day!
Off I go to another long day! Not as long as yesterday, but long, just the same! I did make it to my Belly Dancing class Holiday gathering - late, but I made it! I got to watch videos of famous dancers. They are so good at what they do! I'm very interested in Cassandra in Minneapolis. She's quite famous and is in her late 50's. There's hope for me yet!! Have a great day, everyone! Love and hugs go out to all of you! Blessings to all, as well!

Just Shoot Me...
I always said Id never join a contest or take part in them but I had a moment of weakness.... I joined one to be on the cover of a Net Magazine called "Pimped"...lol... Please go vote for me....I would appreciate it.... And yes comments do count..So comment bomb me.. http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=140500&albumid=151666&i=2965344629 Oh how the mighty have fallen..lol..

Addiction.
My thoughts have burned a whole in my mind and water can't put ou the fire Searching for something I can't find To quench an unspoken desire. So life has let you down, Happiness a memory In chemical reprieves I drown with a love that wasn't supposed to be you can't save me from myself my last wish is to die I take the needle from my shelf and i begin to fly So I've fallen from my pedestal on which i cried in rage and hate was left to rule locked in eternities cage Drugs were my only friend and a forever loved enemy As i waited for the bi tter end which is all a distant memory. This poem was wrote for my father, as well as myself!

A Poem Written For My Wife
Precious Treasure Hold me closely, don’t let me go I need to whisper, and let you know You’re the greatest treasure, I’ve ever found Heart and soul, To you I’m bound Your gentle kisses, Your tender touch I never knew, I could love you this much Your very presence, Defines my world Without you near me, My heart begins to whirl You keep me safe, And you make me strong You say I’m right, Even when I’m wrong You give me reason, To laugh and live You stop the worries, With the comfort you give I need you with me, For all of time I want you to know, That you’ll always be mine Even on the day we finally part, Even in forever you will own my heart My precious treasure, My shining star You’re with me always, No matter near or far Forever and always, It will be this way Just remember, Now and everyday You are my precious treasure, And I love you always Written by: Gandalf122872 Dedicated to: My wife of 10 years For always being a loving and suppor

E-mail
I know my blogs are sexually related, but this one is a little different.... The E-Mail I received from a friend you all know, the Man the other one was written for, suprised me by sending me a song and a follow up email of the lyrics. So funny how we had never spoken of this song or what I preferred in Music...but amazingly enough to me, the song was one of my all time favorites of this year. I discovered this song while on vacation at my families home in Chicago. My younger brother told me I just HAD to watch the video. I instantly fell in love with the song and have been singing it for months. So why write about this? It is because I never in my life have had someone pin point the song that actually makes me cry when I read the lyrics...or have so much in common with me. The commonality and bond we have built in a short few weeks of him discovering me on here is truely amazing. My love for sex and the fact that so many have commented on me does not at all make this individual

Christmas Eve Morning Snow Flurries????
The weather in Texas is a bit warm right now in the 70-80's this week -- well, up until Friday and Saturday where it is expected to get into the upper 40's with another cold front heading this way. You see, if you live in Texas, it is said that, if you don't like the way the weather is, just you wait and it'll be changing soon. :) A few weeks ago, Texas had experienced some early artic blasts...but has been spoiled by the recent warm weather, along with some rains that are much needed and welcomed (especially, with how low our lakes have become this dry year). Today, the Austin American Statesman reports that Icy weather blows into Texas Panhandle, which means that the cold front is on its way down to Central Texas as well. It is expected to begin the changing effect by Friday..... and.... possibly give us some early morning Christmas Eve snow flurries -- with any luck at all. They say that it won't stay long though because it isn't expected to be cold enough to stay.

It's Good To Be A Man!"
Your last name stays put The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. Same work... more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?" One mood, ALL the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind. You can leave the motel bed unmade. You can kill your own food. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtf

Wasting My Time..
I'm starting to truly feel like I'm wasting my time on here. No one comments me anymore(except for a very rare few and they know who they are). I upload pics and out of my 560 friends I get 3 rates and only 1 comment. Its pathetic. 9 times out of 10 if any friend of mine loads new pics, stashes, or blog I'm there. I will be deleting a shitload of people off my fan of/ and friends list...

New Salute!!
I just wanted to let my friends, family and fans know that I have a new salute out that I just put up. I wanted to make a new one with my shorter hair. Please stop by and show some love and 10's. thanks! Angie~~Innocentprncss

Nyquill
Nyquill will help you get your ZzZzZzZzZzzzZ's....or so the commercials say.. I took a couple swigs...so hopefully it'll kick in soon...and then my ugly butt is goin to bed. Good night. To those that I don't see - Have a safe and happy holiday! Be safe, and DONT drink and drive.

Endlessly Missing You
Endlessly Missing You Without her he comes to realize how very empty life is without her. When he asleep in bed tossing and turning as he dreams of her; every waking moment of the day or evening she is always passing through his mind, even at this very moment his heart, body and soul really yearns for her badly. Copyright@2006 Charles LaMark Nelson

Ewww
I can't decide what is worse. Poop all over your 3 and a half year old's butt and undies that is the consistency of Boudreaux's Butt Paste....OR the little hard balls of poop that used to roll out of her diaper all over the place when she was younger. I'm gonna go yack now. I'll be back...

Poem
Mistakes In Our Way We sit here and past Judgement on one another and fight with one another everyday. It's not just one race fightning eachother it's the battle of all races that really get to me,we beat and kill one another and we see it on the news and in the newspaper on the streets it gets even worse as times goes on, so I ask the Lord when when our we going to learn in the mistakes in our ways or is it to late. Charles LaMark Nelson Copyright ©2006 Charles LaMark Nelson

Reaching To You
I see the sadness in your eyes as I reach out gently brushing your cheek, In hope to see just a glimmer of a smile that once was. The smile forced does arrive, Though the sadness doesn't subide Try to touch your heart, lighten it's darkness Let the love flow from inside Letting it's brightness encompass the sadness Until that pain is gone Letting you feel the love you give so freely As it returns back to you

A Good Song
Crossfade (Crossfade) I built my life like my bike on a rigid frame So nothing bends it only breaks into pieces and pieces I waited for hope to arrive but it never came Leaving me with only pain inside I'm going off the deep end Holding on is harder than it seems When you're reaching for so much more Seems so much easier to just give in When you're reaching for so much more Another wasted Saturday so here I stay Where nothing seems to ever change anyway hey All this hype about life bein' great Where's the love for me these days I'm goin off the deep end This is my song on my page it has meaning to me. Everyone says how good I have it and they have no idea just like I always say u think you know but you have no idea. Iam done being MR Nice Guy and getting shit on all the time I will be the nice guy i ahve always been but iam not taking anyone elses shit Well aim pissed off as usual so iam going to cool off or at least try to hahhahahahaha thats funny

New Sexy Pics
Hey friends! We added some new hot pictures for you all to check out and comment, remember, the higher we go in cherry rank... the more pics we can add so rate away, comment to your hearts content and make requests if desired! Thanks!! -Autumn and Ryan

Totally In A Sad Mood
i do not know anymore why i should live.i am an asshole i should just die i am not worth this waste called my life anymore.i feel like shit and i feel i should just die already but some crul jokee i am still lliveing and i do not know why.

Tears From Heavan
So i am finally heading home though i wanted it to be before christmas and it doesn't get to be but it will get to be before new years which i get to be happy about. All this training around different places and seeing all these different guys getting ready to leave for Iraq and other undiscloded area's and then guys finally on their way home and i can't help but sit here and cry. How many of my brothers and sisters are dying out there how many of them are leaving their families behind , Mothers and Fathers , Brothers and Sisters , Sons and Daughters , Husbands and Wives. It kills me inside and even now i have tears rolling down my face because i finally am headed home and i am so lucky to have my babygirl back home, I've been gone for so long and so many other guys are there hitting on her and i know it because i am thousands of miles away. And I love her so much and all i can think about is having her in my arms again and starting to work on our family together yet i see

You Are Such A Zipper!
my profile gives most people a "heads up" on how foul or vulgar my mouth and mind can be...however...some people just dont get it so i am using this piece of air to make myself more clear. if, in the middle of my slumber i wake feeling parched or thirsty, i will certainly trek my ass to the kitchen and get myself a glass of water. because i am a clutz, its predetermined that i will smack my toes on the leg of a random bedside or kitchen table. and sometimes, i will bang them on the corner of a wall because i made the turn too sharp. when this happens, it is no surprise to those who know me that the expletives WILL fly. once i have accosted my pigs, it is a no-brainer that people up to 18 miles away will hear such words as "fuck", "shit", "MOTHER fuck", "God damn it", "you fucking whore", "son of a bitch", etc. it is not that i am so unintellectual that i cannot think of more appropriate words to scream out, it's simply that i love saying words that would make my grannymom d

Rockstar
I'm through with standin' in line at clubs I'll never get in It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win this life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be (Tell me what you want) I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs And a bathroom I can play baseball in And a king size tub big enough for ten plus me --(So what you need)-- I need a a credit card that's got no limit And a big black jet with a bedroom in it Gonna join the mile high club At thirty-seven thousand feet --(Been there done that)-- I want a new tour bus full of old guitars My own star on Hollywood Boulevard Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me (So how you gonna do it?) I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame I'd even cut my hair and change my name [CHORUS] 'Cause we all just wanna be a big rockstars and Live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't e

Heart Warming....
A nice story to start the week... I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the day my big sister dropped the bomb: "There is no Santa Claus," she jeered. "Even dummies know that!" My Grandma was not the gushy kind, never had been. I fled to her that day because I knew she would be straight with me. I knew Grandma always told the truth, and I knew that the truth always went down a whole lot easier when swallowed with one of her "world-famous" cinnamon buns. I knew they were world-famous, because Grandma said so. It had to be true. Grandma was home, and the buns were still warm. Between bites, I told her everything. She was ready for me. "No Santa Claus?" She snorted...."Ridiculous! Don't believe it. That rumor has been going around for years, and it makes me mad, plain mad!! Now, put on your coat, and let's go." "Go? Go where, Grandma?" I asked. I hadn't even finished my second world

George Washington, Farewll Address
Those who know me well, know that I love American History and love reminding people of the reasons our amazing nation exists today. As I have watched the news reports roll in this "Holiday Season" about how religious liberties once held dear to previous generations are more curtailed than ever in the public arena; as I consider the Louisiana State Legislator's unanimous adoption of two resolutions demanding the United States Congress pass a law forbidding the US Court System from even hearing "religious" cases, I am reminded of something our First President said: In his Farewell Address, George Washington referred to religion and morality as the "great pillars of human happiness" and noted: "Whatever may be conceded to the influence of refined education on minds of peculiar structure, reason and experience both forbid us to expect that national morality can prevail in exclusion of religious principle."

Anger
Sometimes i wish life could be like a rambo movie... as i blend into the mud and foliage with my knife drawn... the warpaint beads off my face along with the sweat and exhaustion.. waiting out the enemy, listening ...thoughts of murder and complete destruction surrounds me... I savor the moment your presence assaults me... So similar in feeling to the way an unruly prison guard beats the guilty in retaliation... double jeopardy for him i suppose.. the tension in the air is so thick i can touch it. then.. all at once... I grab your face an neck from behind an drag you down.... down into the rockpiles and foliage... the whole time recording your final sounds in my mind, so that I may share them with myself later. dont be afraid its almost over for you now... the reaper greets you.. see his silhouette in the setting sun? I hear his horses hooves spank the naked air... Divine vengeance approaches.. I watch your final thoughts with you, I am the uninvited visitor..I stole from you

Doves Released At Wedding Ceremony
You have just made it through your wedding ceremony and step out onto the church steps. The photographer raises his camera. Following your family tradition, both of you hold white doves which you will release together. You and your new husband stand shoulder to shoulder with a dove in your hands as your friends and relatives eagerly wait. The photographer gives the ready signal and you open your hands toward the sky. Not a dry eye in the house, the camera flashes; the moment is saved for eternity....

Child Abuse
She was only five This is what happened When she was alive... Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made

Real Man--is There Such A Thing Anymore
1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his family first. 2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either. 3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself. 4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN. 5.) A REAL MAN doesn't Break Promises 6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, not hot, sexy, or fine as fuck. 8.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS. 9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you. 10.) A REAL MAN wants to spend as much time as he can with you & won't get sick of you. 11.) A REAL MAN comes over just to watch movies with you. 12.) A REAL MAN kisses you on the forehead just because. 13.) A REAL MAN doesn't tell you what he thinks you want to hear. He tells you what's real. 14.) A REAL MAN should be treated like one. 15.) A REAL MAN doesn't ask questi

General Reinwald
Note this is an exact replication of National Public Radio interview between a female broadcaster and US Army General Reinwald, who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your post? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers ! GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one ... are you?

A Poem 4 My Loven Hubby
For you I give a lifetime of stability Anything you want of me, nothing is impossible For you, there are no words or ways to show my love Or all the thoughts I'm thinking of Cause this life is no good alone Since we've become one, I've made a change Everything I do now, makes sense All roads end, all I do is for you For you I share the cup of love that overflows And anyone who knows us knows I would change all faults I have, For you there is no low or high or in between Of my heart that you haven't seen Cause I share all I have and am Nothing I've said's hard to understand All I feel I feel deeper still, and always will All this love is for you Every note that I play, every word I might say Every melody I feel Are only for you and your appeal Every page that I write, every day of my life Would not be filled with without the things That my love for you now brings For you I make the promise of fidelity Now and for eternity No one could replace this vow

Snow Of Doom
We were supposed to get snow flurries and 6" of snow. Today I woke up to a blizzard. My car is currently nestled in a snow-drift down the street from a mis-guided attempt to drive my brother's friend home, and we have 2-3' snow drifts so far, and I can't see the house across the street for how bad it's coming down and how windy it is. People are abandoning their cars on the highway, though where they're going I don't know, businesses are closing. Maybe it's the end of the world, I hear it's snowing in Vegas too. We can only hope.

Getting Screwed.
Today I am pissed off because two days ago I found out that I will be getting laid off at the end of the year. Here is an email exchange that intiated with the CEO. Ahmet, I have a question about the sale of the company. It was stated that each employee would get some type of percentage based on the sale price of the company after all creditors and liabilities were paid. Nobody here now seems to know anything about what was promised. Are employees going to get what we were promised so that nobody would quit during that furlough period or is all of it just gone away? Also, everyone else seems to have gotten an offer from Brocade and I am the one with the disheartening news and I am basically not told much about what I can expect from the package. I am not trying to be impatient, but it is very frustrating since I stayed around during the acquisition and I am not getting my questions answered. Regards, We’re working in getting your package complete. As of now y

I Make Copies...interested???
BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the ''Agreement'') is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2006, by_______________________, between ____________ and ______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we dont have shit to talk about. 4. None of that ''lovemaking'' shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is No, so dont ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the ''backup,'' unless you are from out-of-town, then its only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparis