teacher:-MARIA, GO TO THE MAP AND FIND NORTH AMERICA
MARIA:- HERE IT IS
TEACHER:- CORRECT. NOW CLASS, WHO DISCOVERED AMERICA?
CLASS:- MARIA
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TEACHER- GLENN, HOW DO YOU SPELL "CROCODILE?"
GLENN- K-R-O-K-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER- NO, THATS WRONG
GLENN- MAYBE ITS WRONG, BUT YOU ASKED ME HOW I SPELL IT
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teacher-GLENN WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GET SO DIRTY
GLEN- WELL I'M A LOT CLOSER TO THE GROUND THAN YOU ARE
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teacher-HAROLD WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON THAT KEEPS ON TALKING WHEN PEOPLE ARE NO LONGER INTERESTED?
harold- A TEACHER
