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False Hope Auction
Help This Marine
HE SUPPORTS HIS COUNTRY NOW I AM ASKING YOU TO SUPPORT HIM HE HAD HIS ACCOUNT HACKED WAS A GODFATHER NOW HE IS STARTING OVER Sgt.Redneck@ fubar LETS HELP THIS MARINE GET BACK TO GODFATHER I KNOW WE CAN GO F/A/R/B/B/C THIS MARINE THIS BULLY PROUDLY BROUGHT TO YOU BY MZ.BELLE MZ.BELLE~Shadow Levelers~ Owned by Sexy Baby Blue Eyes~Fu Owner/Owned By I'm Smut~~@ fubar
What Would U Do!!
You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again. The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend and let
If You Want Me ( Girls)asked To Post
Don't even think about it if..... You are younger then 25 You weigh less then 98 You weigh more then 200 Your height is not near 5'2 if you have slept with more 50 women or men You are not romantic You have bad breath You have a psycho ex-girlfriend or boy friend You are just looking for a pussy call You Have to have a drink first thing in the morning You live with your parents You are not spontaneous You are not talented in any way You don't look hot naked You are on the rebound you are not be flirty and out going You are no fun you do drugs you can't call me every day to say hello your not good in communicating You are not into threesomes or willing to swing, and play in bdsm you are not a great kisser or good with your tongue you don't like my hair color...i will go back as a brunette when im ready. you don't believe in unconditional love! you are not completly shaved( sorry jus
Womens Health
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Family
ok i have been out of the loop for awhile on here, first off i lost my stepdad 2years ago today, then a week ago i loose my stepmom due to cancer, so now my grandma is in the hospital wont know nothing til monday wehn they do a MRI on her. she is 98 years old.
Hotmomma
Playmate vs. SoulmateIn our quest for happiness we must be sure that we don't settle for a Playmate when God has a Soul mate waiting for us. Sometimes this is a hard distinction to make. Playmates are tricky. They are so much fun to be with that even the smartest of us will be fooled into thinking this has to be our Soul mate. Worse yet too many of us attempt to make a Soul mate out of a Playmate.The danger of this is that later, after years of playing, we will meet our Soul mate, but it may be too late. We may have already made a Life mate of our Playmate and created life-long bonds (emotional, children, etc.). Alternatively, we may have been hurt from playing so hard thatwe are in no shape ourselves to be anyone's anything. How can we distinguish between the One, and just another one? First, we must be open with ourselves about who we really are and what our soul yearns for. Only you and God know what is truly in your heart and mind.Only you know what will make you truly happy and wh
Poem Called Secret Love
I hid my love when young till I Couldn't bear the buzzing of a fly; I hid my love to my despite Till I could not bear to look at light: I dare not gaze upon her face But left her memory in each place; Where eer I saw a wild flower lie I kissed and bade my love good bye. I met her in the greenest dells Where dewdrops pearl the wood blue bells The lost breeze kissed her bright blue eye, The bee kissed and went singing by, A sunbeam found a passage there, A gold chain round her neck so fair; As secret as the wild bee's song She lay there all the summer long. I hid my love in field and town Till een the breeze would knock me down, The bees seemed singing ballads oer, The fly's bass turned a lion's roar; And even silence found a tongue, To haunt me all the summer long; The riddle nature could not prove Was nothing else but secret love.
The Dream
Love, if I weep it will not matter, And if you laugh I shall not care; Foolish am I to think about it, But it is good to feel you there. Love, in my sleep I dreamed of waking, White and awful the moonlight reached Over the floor, and somewhere, somewhere There was a shutter loose - it screeched! Swung in the wind - and no wind blowing - I was afraid and turned to you, Put out my hand to you for comfort - And you were gone! Cold as the dew, Under my hand the moonlight lay! Love, if you laugh I shall not care, But if I weep it will not matter - Ah, it is good to feel you there.
Poem Called : Farewell Ungrateful Traitor!!
Farewell, ungrateful traitor! Farewell, my perjur'd swain! Let never injur'd woman Believe a man again. The pleasure of possessing Surpasses all expressing, But 'tis too short a blessing, And love too long a pain. 'Tis easy to deceive us In pity of your pain, But when we love, you leave us To rail at you in vain. Before we have descried it, There is no joy beside it, But she that once has tried it Will never love again. The passion you pretended Was only to obtain, But once the charm is ended, The charmer you disdain. Your love by ours we measure Till we have lost our treasure, But dying is a pleasure When living is a pain.
Thanks For The Tag ~*vindicated*~
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I LOVE to burp like a big man! LoL I can BEAT anyone... LoL 2. I am still not use to people complementing me... 3. I have HUGE Flinstone Feet! *gigglin* 4. I was hit by a golf cart when I was in 2nd or 3rd grade and had a HUGE welt on my head and a concussion... THAT must be why I am so WACKED OUT! *gigglin* 5. I don't like to be real "lady like". I like to get dirty and do guy stuff... I know.. that's HOT! LoL 6. I didn't have a real boyfriend until I was 18! HAHA 7. I wish I could go back to high school... I miss my teen years! 8. I'm going in the Army as soon as I get all my shit together... I CA
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Here's My 25 Bitches:)
1.James mean more to me than life its self 2. I dun like that f*ckin' promises! 3. I spend way to much in front the television and computer 4. I cannot stand stupid people. 5. I like my friends on net. 6. I once got so high to drive down the road with someone on the roof of the bike and then i went for a ride too. 7. I have probably have an un healthy love of chocolates. 8. I would rather be home watching james on cam than anywhere else. 9. I love the way he say future Mrs Greenlee 10. On the same note I believe Iam the Luckiest girl on earth to Be engage to the one damn fine oldman in this world who understands me. 11. I am not good at showing my emotions in anyway 12. I hate drivers here in calbayog who drive so fast! 13. I pissed easily then cry. 14. I have always wanted to open a mini grocery of my own. 15. I don't regret to be engage w/him. 16. I love music so much. 17. I really hate close minded people. 18. Jose Rizal is my Hero 19. I wonder what people are tal
Type's Of Dragon's
Metallic dragons in modern fantasy are good, unlike chromatic dragons. ll dragons have the choice whether to be good or evil. But there are some general tendencies based on type. Unlike chromatic dragons, which are usually evil, metallic dragons are usually good. There are five kinds of metallic dragons: brass, bronze, copper, gold, and silver. Brass Dragons These are the most gregarious of all dragons, and are famous for their love of conversation. They crave sunlight and dry heat, so they frequent hot, arid regions, particulary sandy deserts. They like to make their lairs in high, rocky caves. Brass dragons have dull, motted brown scales at birth. As time goes on, the scales become more brassy until they reach a warm, burnished appearance. Brass dragons have supple, expressive lips. These are very useful, as they like to do lots of talking. They can breathe fire. Bronze Dragons Having a strong sense of justice, bronze dragons do not tolerate cruelty or anarchy in
Tag/ Not That Girl Made Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I don't eat vegetables.. 2. I never trust anyone to work on my toys.. 3. I'm not very good at video games, even though I play quite often.. 4. I can't just ride for fun, I have to push it every time I'm out.. 5. I've built my own motocross track.. 6. I can't hunt because I feel horrid about killing other creatures.. 7. I hate filling these out because I don't like talking about myself.. 8. I can cook better than most people I know.. 9. I'm not on the net to cheat on my wife.. 10. I'm pathetically chipper most of the time..
Try Me!! I Wont Bite!!
Hi!! My name is Angel Holmes would like someone who share the same things in life like i do and enjoy' s staying in or going out, I enjoying going to the cinema and restaurants but i also like to try other things different so if there are fellas wants to meet a girl to something new and exciting by all mean do then try to get in touch with me my yeah who id is imyourangelxx take a chance of adding me and you will find out who i am.
Thank You
its about 10 pm ,my dad is sleeping on the couch next to my moms bed in the living room.i go outside to smoke.when i do i walk by my moms bed,she is sleeping at this time but as i walk by i stop and see if she is still breathing.such a little thing we all take for granted ,but i stop and watch to see if the blanket is moving up and down with her inhale and exhale.i dont sleep well at nite any more, so every time i come out of my bedroom i check on my mom.when she first got back from the hospital the hospis said she would not last 10 days,well they where wrong.its 10 days today.she is doing as well as can be for some-one that is die-ing. she is eating soft foods and drinking water so each day she eats and drinks means two more days of living.i cant cry in front of my mom because it mite bring her down or make her give up.so i find myself going outside alot falling apart then sucking it up putting myself back together going back in the house and giving my mom a smile,thankful that she is
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Good Bye...
Over the past few months I started coming to a conclusion that this site has become more of a problem than a solution of my boredom!! I use to enjoy rating people and doing it often mainly to help them as I helped myself very little. Most of those people would never give the same respect back, such is life. Cause if they are the beggars and users on this site I can only imagine how they are in real life!! As to me rating I use to rate nearly if not more than 5000 pics a day....the only time I may of seen that number ever returned were on my HH's which there was 2 I bought for myself. I did yes receive some bling and for the most part I did put out more in that department at least 2 to 1 since bling became a thing here. Most recently it became an issue with a few on here which I'll keep nameless cause those people like the attention so why give those types more!! Also, the Bouncers, owners and friends of.... have became a pain in the ass!! I was told don't complain about them why
Tag! I'm It!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I get sick when i see dead fish. 2. I don't like cabinet doors left open. 3. I have been a hairdresser for 10 years 4. I have 6 cats. 2 more and i officially a cat lady..lol 5. I don't like romance movies. 6. the oldest guy i dated was 49, when i was 22. 7. Japanasee food is my favorite. 8. I can get drunk off of 3 beers. 9. I didn't meet my father till i was 31 years old. 10. I never lived out of the state of Ga. southernsweet99, Miss Thang, Who's your Daddy, Nicholas, ~kk~
How To Identify A Turkish Guy With Others!
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Deep Thoughts...
Because people have no clue why the economy sucks, and I think this should help make some sense of it. It's my new jam. and other shit is fucking hilarious. Do you realize you are showing the goods for a 50x50 animated gif? Seriously, crackwhores get more for than that. For $14.71 per month you can get your name in a different color. For $10.00 you can get a blingy dinner for two gif For $100.00 you are able to be at the top of this site looking like a assclown for an hour. With your morphing pic that looks nothing like you. I can't imagine how much some people blow on this site. Go open a fucking PayPal and start making some real dough instead of grifting middle-aged douchebag dropping mad coin on a spotlight or happy hour, let him help you pay bills, mortgage or cell phone bill. Times are tight you know. To quote a wiseman ""If Kurupt gave a fuck about a bitch. Id always be broke. Id never have no motherfuckin indo to smoke" Well said.
Bits And Pieces: Randomness From Pain
The other night I was up late playing Requiem, slaughtering hideous hordes of bloody monsters and I had a profound realism enter my mind. If the monsters were in fact cute and cuddly little animals, I'd not be sent to slaughter them, but instead to protect them. This realization came at the sake of the natural society in which we live, where we protect the cute animals and eat the ugly animals. Seems logical. Of course I couldn't stop there, and my sleep deprived mind slowly came to a new resolution on the basis of my realization. The resolution is simple, we as humans should eat ugly people. Now, this sounds crazy, but consider it a moment and you may find it's not so insane. The cannibalism of ugly people would not only solve population control, free up more jobs for the economy, and reduce stereotypes, but would also solve world hunger. I challenge you to come up with a viable reason why we should not eat ugly people. Please comment below with your reasoning, and pro
Auto 11's
NEXT WEEKEND I WILL BE RUNNING AUTO'S 2 DAYS IN A ROW TO TRY AND LEVEL UP TO ORACLE. WILL BE DOING RANDOM BLING AND BIG PIMPIN GIFTS TO HEAVY RATERS THAT WANT TO STOP BY AND NOT ONLY HELP ME LEVEL UP BUT TO HELP YOU LEVEL UP. PLUS FU'S IT WILL BE GIVING YOU FREE 11'S. SO DON'T FORGET TO STOP ON BY AND SHOW A KITTY SOME FU LUV NEXT WEEKEND. WILL KEEP YA FU'S UPDATED WHEN IT COMES CLOSER TO WHEN I ACTIVATE THEM
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For the last week or two I've been stripping wallpaper. I hate wallpaper. Not only is it hard to put up/match the lines, but it's even more difficult to remove. The wallpaper I'm attacking is original to the house. It's 7 years old, and outdated in my mind. Pastel floral prints and blue with baskets of apples isn't my taste. Personally, I'd be a giggling fool if the world of wallpaper crashed. To make my dislike of wallpaper even deeper, one of the rooms has TWO layers of the crap. Instead of going about how I have been with the other rooms, I have to ensure that the second layer of vinyl is removed before wetting down the backing. Even further madening, is that none of the walls were primered. Yep, they put up the drywall and slapped on wallpaper. There are 5 rooms and two hallways to remove wallpaper from, primer, and then paint. I'll be lucky if the project is completed by the end of the year. BTW, if you're a wallpaper person, I hate you. Instructions...... Once you have been
Tagged
Instructions......(I was tagged by Imkindofabigdeal) Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am 75% Irish. 2. I dont give a damn. 3. I can roll my own joints. 4. I used to be a cheerleader for the girls volleyball team at my high school. 5. I have five beautiful boys. 6. I am a sucker for redheads. 7. My favorite color is green. 8. I attacked a cat when I was 14 with a can of WD40 and a lighter. 9. My dad gave me a half of a hit of acid at a Pink Floyd concert when I was 7. 10. I could eat pizza 24/7!!!!
Global Warming Predictions
Global warming predictions that did not come true. • British meteorologists reported that Scientists at the University of Oxford in England predicted that the buildup of greenhouse gases would help make 2007 the hottest year on record. This did not happen 2007 was actually cooler than any year since 200. they are now saying that there will be no warming for the next 15 years. They called this” A speed bump for Global Warming. http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/08/060801-heat-waves.html http://www.dailytech.com/Researchers+Global+Warming+Halts+Until+2020/article11672.htm • When Hurricane Katrina flooded New Orleans in 2005, it was supposed to be a harbinger of the stormier world predicted by some climate modelers. When the next two hurricane seasons were fairly calm — by some measures, the 2007 season in the Northern Hemisphere was the calmest in three decades http://news.mongabay.com/2006/0804-col_state.html • The Oceans will heat up
Tagged
Instructions......(I was tagged by i'mkindofabigdeal) Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) i smoke 2)i got a dorky smile 3)i love fruit loops 4) i drive a semi 5)i like sunshine 6) i adore my friends 7) i am very Apologetic 8) i love rebuilding old cars 9) i am not very creative 10) i am hines 57 sauce a mixture of many heritages
I've Been Tagged !!!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I don't eat Red Meat . 2. I love to Cook . 3. I have to watch N.C.I.S everyday or it turns out to be a bad day .. 4. I hate a Dirty House .. 5. I can't go to sleep without my T.V on ......lol 6. My all time Fav movie is Top Gun !! 7. I love to wear Flip Flops everyday even when its cold ........lol 8. I have 3 pets a Dog , Cat , and a Rabbit . 9. I have to have Coffee to get me going in the Morning 10. I can't stand ppl that think they are all that ..... Sunflower ~ K.K ~ dewyb1969 ~ Poppa ~ Guitars707 ~ CHI-TOWN "RIP" ~ radarlove ~
Someone Had Me Crackin Up
I was so tired after a long day of work. I feel wore out by the time I get home. I also get grouchy as hell. Well today I get online to check up on Fubar land and I get a message from a guy. I get comments all day fron dudes saying what they would, should or could do. They all kinda sound the same. This was different. I couldn't help but to laugh. I hope you find humor in it as I have. This is just a lil bit of what went on in the shout box. His name has been partially blocked for privacy reasons. Thank you my new friend, you made my day. ♦$upaXXX♦: pssttttttt........do u think it would be mean if i was to say id be willing to get on my knees to fight a lil kid to get to those titties lol ->♦$upaXXX♦: LMAOOO, my first laugh for the whole day. Thank you Suga ♦$upaXXX♦: lol well i was being for real lol ->♦$upaXXX♦: you don't want to kick a lil kids ass, lol That's not nice ♦$upaXXX♦: so i got to cum all the way to MD
Tag
let's see, 10 random things about me. 1. I work hard, and I have worked hard my whole life. No one has ever handed my anything. 2. I enjoy classic cars. I really enjoy finding cars that have character, that have reached the point where they can't be restored, and just poking around trying to find some history. 3. Music- if it has a beat and good lyrics, I will listen to it. There isn't much I can't stand. 4. I can't stand liars. I have had some of the best lies told to me by some of the best liars out there, so don't think you can step up. 5. I live my life by my rules. I am not broken, don't think you have to try to fix me. 6. Drugs. I don't use them. I have enough problems. 7. Cats & dogs. I have two cats that I absolutely love. I'd have a dog, but I am gone 14 hours a day, and it wouldn't be fair to the dog. 8. NSFW. I am. I am neither political, or correct, either. It just doesn't exist in my world. 9. If I had to do it all over again, I wouldn't bother.
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Eye Of The Beholder
WELL, YOU KNOW IT IS SAD THAT PEOPLE WOULD MARK OTHER'S PICTURES AS NSFW. WHEN THEY THEMSELVES WOULD SHOW MORE SKIN THEN THE PICTUER THEY MARKED. BUT , HEY THIS IS FUBAR. PEOPLE GET SELF OCONSCIOUS AND SEE SOMETHING THEY THINK IS BETTER LOOKING AND THEY HAVE TO "MARK" IT NSFW. WELL, PLEASE IF MY PICTURES OFFEND YOU STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE.
Toxic
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Love
It keeps pounding in my head, everytime I lay in bed.. It's a memory of you and me- the things we've said or did. I begin to think, and my heart wants to sink. When I was with you, I felt something so true. Now, I say.. what I am going to do?? I see when you walk on by, feels like I could cry. And tears build up in my eyes, I still have feelings I can't deny. Hoping you'd forgive me tonight, and hold me tight. Wishing you'd tell me "everything's gonna be alright." Nothing ever feels right. I know I can't let go. I still love you so. I keep wishing we'd be together, where it's us again. That we'd last forever and ever!!!
'it's Just Like A Bomb Blast': One Firefighter's Story
'It's just like a bomb blast': one firefighter's story On Saturday, Dixons Creek firefighter Drew Adamson stood and watched his home burn while he saved someone else's. In the past two days, the CFA lieutenant has seen a body tumble from a smashed car and charred remains in the blackened shells of other vehicles He tried to help a woman find her sister's children only to discover they had burned in a house in the Kinglake fires. Attending a community meeting at Yarra Glen this morning dressed in his ash-smeared CFA yellow overalls, his body shook from sheer physical and emotional exhaustion. But Mr Adamson thinks he's been lucky. His wife Sharon and three sons, aged four, eight and 10, are alive. After what he's seen he knows that's all that matters. On the way to fires in the Yarra Valley on Saturday, Mr Adamson's strike team was stopped just outside Yarra Glen to put out an overturned burning car. When he opened the door of the wreck a body fell out. His c
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In Memory Of Jessie Aka Dark Rider
R.I.P Jessie 12/7/83 - 2/19/09 We lost a very good and reliable friend. We will miss you so much. Your family and friends are in our prayers. Click on his profile to leave a comment if you like. His Brother Drake will handle his account. I'm sure he will need some friends throughout his grieving period. dark rider of the eternal flame@Nosferatu's Haven@ fubar This bully is brought to you by: Flash Player Codes by mailboxdrive.com THIS PERSON COULD HAVE SAVED OUR FRIEND AND BROTHER AND DIDNT. ALL THAT WAS NEEDED WOULD HAVE BEEN A CALL THAT OUR FRIEND WAS THINKING OF TAKEN HIS LIFE. BUT YOU MAKE THE DECISION WHEN YOU READ THIS MESSAGE... lucky: we need to talk dj city girl: What's up? lucky: what in the hell did you do to jesse dj city girl: Nothing........he attempted suicide and his brother told me over yim. The day he did that I tol
Fight Back...opt Out!!!
PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR CREDIT CARD INTREST RATES (APR)!!! Credit card companies are raising their intrest rates not because of your actions. They are claiming that "the people who lend them money are demanding higher intrest". YOU CAN FIGHT BACK! Your credit card agreement is a contract. Each time you get a renewed credit card in the mail your contract is being renewed. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO OPT OUT OF THESE INCREASES UNTIL YOU GET YOUR NEW CREDIT CARD. This is contingent on the fact that you have paid your bill on time. I had an intrest rate on a Citibank card of 8.99%. It was raised to 14.99% and I was able to OPT OUT and get my intrest rate returned to 8.99% and the rate is applied from when it was changed! So pay attention to your credit card statements. The APR on most credit card bills is located on the bottom or on the second sheet of your bill! Be sure to check it every month. Depending on the balance you have on your credit card, NOT DOING THIS COULD COST YOU HU
Up For Auction
I still recall the taste of my tears. Echoing your voice just like the ringing in my ears. My favorite dreams of you still wash ashore. Scraping through my head till I dont want to sleep anymore. Come on tell me. Make this all go away. You make this all go away. Im down to just one thing. And Im starting to scare myself. Make this all go away. You make this all go way. I just want something. I just want something I can never have You always were the one to show me how Back then I couldnt do the things that I can do now. This is slowly take me apart. Grey would be the color if I had a heart. I just want something I can never have. In this place it seems like such a same. Though it all looks different now, I know its still the same Everywhere I look youre all I see. Just a fading fucking reminder of who I used to be. Come on tell me. Make this all go away. You make this all go away. Im down to just one thing. And Im starting to scare myself. Make this
Ramblings
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I can do my own car maintainance 2. I never do my homework, and still ace all my classes 3. i can count on 1 hand the number of guys ive let sleep in my bed. 4. i leave everything til the last minute. everything. 5. ive stayed awake for a week straight 6. i can cook just about anything you might want, but id rather eat pb&j. or tacos. 7. i have this fact of the day calender, the one where you tear off a page everyday. i tend to cheat and flip ahead to read all the facts for the week. 8. i have this overwhelming fear of bridges and tunnels. and im petrified of covered bridges. 9. i've never been on a
My Poetry
just yesterday morning ... she was still in love with me ~ being a recluse of extraordinary measure when it comes to matters of my heart I have spoken little of it to you my fellow beings ... little of that inexplicable catch of breath only ones beloved knows as I love you ! you might ask me ... is love that simple to express ... yes ... you might very well at that ... and I would nod and smile the knowing smile of not only one who has heard that breathless gasp of emotion ... but as one who has invoked it. the soul speaks as it speaks of such matters ... we need only listen ... and so it is I have come to you today ... that my soul may speak ~ my everlasting my always in all ways somewhere beyond your sigh is that ever so silent gasp it is the hallelujah of your I love you whispered in my dreams ~ © Dragon Speaking ( Richard A. Gamache`) you are passions texture your desire a delicate mix blood
Dragon Speaking
I always thought you knew ~ it is i ... that voice that is only dare whispered ... in dreams ... as love sometimes is ~ i come to you now ... as always ... in this moment... my soul full of loves bravado to speak to you of the things that in waking moments ... are not overlooked ... but perhaps in the noise of my living go unheard. Those things which i always meant to be louder than the days conversation and the nights louder still ... ultimate silence ~ so it is now .. in the presence of your beauty ... and in the throes of your slumber ... i beg of you ... hear my breathing and know that i exist ... I love you I always have In all the moments of all my days ... each sunrise is my promise that you ... are my days ... each sunset my vow ... to be another tomorrow ... the sun beams my kiss .. the moon glows my caress ... the twixt my breathing this promise I bear ... is yours ... and i today as yesterday and for each tomorrow ... shall be here bes
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Jokes
The Five Minute Management Course ~ > *Lesson 1:* > > *A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is > finishing up her > shower, when the doorbell rings.* > > *The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs > downstairs.* > > *When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door > neighbor.* > > *Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you > $800 to drop that towel.'* > > *After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and > stands naked in > front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and > leaves.* > > *The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back > upstairs.* > > *When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who > was that?'* > > *'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.* > > *'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say > anything about the $800 he owes me?' > * > > *Moral of the story:* > > *If you share critical information pertaining to credit and > risk with your > share
Troops...
Whatever you do just keep this going please!!! It is always good to see pictures like these. Proof of abuse by our Troops. Armed American Troops Force Iraqis to Seesaw Until They Talk! Iraqi Child Bites GI In Self Defense After Obvious Torture! GI Overheard to say 'Talk or I'll tickle you till you pee!' More Evidence Of Failed US Intelligence Policy. Soldier Attempts to Eat Iraqi Child ! Clear Evidence of Forced Labor by Troops! Soldier Caught At 'Tickle-Torture' To Extract Intelligence! GI Forces Iraqi Child To Hang By Fingertips! No comment here. There's nothing funny about this one. May the good Lord bless every one of our troops wherever they are! I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!
Kiss Me Arse!
I am an artistic and unique individual. I believe my skills in drawing and painting will broaden my horizon for becoming successful. I feel a great amount of honor when creating my art, because such talent isn't abundant. My ability ranges greatly and I can finish with speed and persition. Everyone who knows me understands how much I love art and the concept of the study. In the real world it's very hard to get the respectable recognition. Getting your artwork out into the public requires getting individuals to depend on getting showing together to view artwork. Art expresses my individuality and makes me realize who I really am. I'm just your average 19 year old girl who lives in the only town in PA. I dream the future, work hard to get by, and my family and a few friens help me along the road. I just live my life day by day, try not to have a care in the world, but care about everything. I put other's before myself and happiness is what I strive for. I get to know someone before I ma
I Need Your Help !!!!
AS MANY OF YOU KNOW MY LIL GUY IS VERY MUCH INTO RACING, AND HAS BEEN FOR A COUPLE YEARS. WE JUST GOT THIS EMAIL BASICLY SAYING THAT THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE TO CANCEL RACING FOR KIDS UNDER THE AGE OF 13... HE IS CRUSHED..THIS IS SOMETHING THAT HE REALLLLLLLLLY ENJOYS...I HOPE THAT YOU ALL CAN TAKE A COUPLE MINS AND JUST SIGN THIS FOR US SO THAT WE CAN TRY TO STOP IT!!! PLEASE FORWARD TO YOUR FRIENDS. PLEASE GET AS MANY PPL AS YOU CAN TO SIGN THIS!!! THANK YOU RENEE Please take a look at this it will effect us all if we don't help out. As of yesterday, all the OEMs had to pull for sale all new youth minicycles and atvs for those under the age of 13...this under order of the CPSC due to lead content of plastics and certain metals. As of yesterday, a dealer or private individual can no longer provide parts or service, to these affected machines, in which there is a possibility that those same parts may contain lead...no oil changes, plastic, levers, engine cases, etc, et
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German
You're the first thing I think of Each morning when I rise. You're the last thing I think of Each night when I close my eyes. You're in each thought I have And every breath I take. My feelings are growing stronger With every move I make. I want to prove I love you But that's the hardest part. So, I'm giving all I have to give To you... I give my heart. I awake each day with a smile And greet it with a laugh; The world is a treasure to me Because of you. Every time I think of something sad, I replace the thought- with you! My mind is instantly changed And my heart is filled with gladness. Every breath I take is meant for you, I live this life surrounded in joy And I bathe in the promise of your love, My soul belongs to you. Each time I see something beautiful I want to take it and bring it to you; My life has so much meaning now All because of you.
Ive Been Tagged
hello all ok...instructions once you have been tagged,you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things , facts , or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names.Don't forget to leave a comment that says "tagged you're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog.You can't tag the person who tagged you ...i believe 1. that if you think you can or if you think you can't...your right 2. i need more flavored coffee...an essential breakfast item 3. that my 6 year old son needs a reality check 4. my favorite color is purple 5. i used to live in a city where sausage was celebrated in the first weekend of august with a city wide celebration 6. ther are other life forms similar to what we are 7. the person that tagged me is awsome thanks nicole !! 8. that the lawn should consider itself emo so it would cut itself 9. pet food makers should consider making butt flavored pet food 10. astronom
150 Things About Me!
1.My brain sometimes moves faster then my mouth 2.Bipolar 3.I yearn to be more then what I am 4.Im known to dye my hair odd colors 5.Also get new random piercings 6.My car is a standard 7.I ride quads and i love it 8.I dont mind getting dirty 9.I have 6 older brothers 10.Im adopted 11.i dont wear yellow gold 12.I destroy food when im full or I will keep eating it! 13.When something makes me happy I say its just like Christmas 14.Someone once told me that women who take good care of their feet take good care of their vags. so my toes always look nice 15.I am a perfume whore 16. I used to draw on my pants when i was in high school 17.I draw my emotions. 18.I write my emotions 19.I cry over stupid shit like people eating alone in resturants 20.I snowboard 21.I usually wear jeans and a t-shirt 22.I like it when people stare at me. 23.Then i get pissed that they are staring LOL 24.I have had the same cat since i was in
Life And Me
Never in life have I been a vindictive person usually just let stuff roll right off my back and chalk it up to a lesson learned and a mistake I won't let happen again. Going through divorce is really testing me . I have two constants in my life right now first I love my children , and second I truly love a man that came into my life at a time I least expected it . So many things are out wieghing my constants that some days I am so over whelmed and fighting off anger and being miserable . The soon to be X husband swore he would never take the kids away from me , but hell he swore his vows too and fucked them all up one by one . Hard to trust anyone after being with someone 16 years watching your youth fly by and over time hating yourself more and more . Being a firm believer that no matter what you are going through someone else is going through something a bit worse I find myself sitting here pushing on and pushing foward. The kids have been sick and on "his days" have been left for me
St Pattys Day Auction
OK this is my very first auction and i know someone wants to own me. So here is the link check it out and bid on me... please lovers you all http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=173531&albumid=1519265&i=555131485
Gasmokeeater
This is how a girl should be treated To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"... To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful... To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town or states to see her... To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down... To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls... To every guy that said he would die for her... To every guy that really would... To every guy that did what she wanted to do... To every guy that cried in front of her... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her... To every guy that kisses her with meaning... To every guy that hugs her when she's sad... To every guy that hugs her for no reason... To every guy who would give their jacket up for her... To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe... To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes
I've Been Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1)I like to feel loved. 2)I love great conversation and get along with most of anyone. 3)I tend to get worked up over sometimes silly things. 4)I have a very imaginative mind (good and bad) 5)I am scared to be alone for the rest of my life. 6)I give my friends 100% of me until they piss me off...lol 7)My favorite color is Red. 8)I like trying new things. Esspecially in bed or where ever (trust me, just don't get caught in the booth at the club.. very embarassing) 9)I love to travel. 10)Would like to feel comfortable in my body. I tag: Hazel Inkspot Honey Dip
You Whoooooo
IVE DECIDED TO COME BACK TO FUBAR AND SEE HOW THINGS GO ON HERE .......
Auto 11s
Tag Ur It!!!!
Tag! you're it! Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am a cancer/leo and it fits me well. If you know me you know i am a crabby lion. 2. I hate weird smells but I am not adult enough to tell you that you smell bad, I just walk away!!! 3. I am a spelling fanatic, so bad that even if i text you and spell a word wrong i will text again to spell it right!! 4. I own more boots than I do shoes, lol don't believe me look in my closet lol. 5. If I am left to look at four walls for days not outside views of the world (no i do not mean lets just walk outside) i will go crazy to the point where I will get bored with whomever I am with and I will pack up and move on
For Sale
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Hello
Hi, Just to let everyone know, someone had hacked into my profile and changed it to where it said that i was a guy. i just want to let everyone know that i am all female!!!!!
Freakin Tag!!!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I Don't do these things AT ALL!!! 2. Bald men turn me on. 3. I like to be bit in various spots. 4. I don't let to many people close to me...but when I do they are then my family. 5. I dream of running away to some far off place...and leaving everything behind way to often 6. I am intrigued by others personalities and body language and what is lies underneath 7. I am addicted to water (beach, ocean, lakes...ect...) 8. I love to dance but need a few drinks in me first 9. I take a shower before I go to the gym 10. I talk way tooooo much on the phone Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do
Hello Everyone
I'm new on fubar and wanted to say hello to everyone. Any questions for me just ask.
Tagged!
What Grinds Your Gears?
Why is it that there has to be left turn arrows at intersections. I may not be a great driver but I sure as hell don't need an arrow to tell me it safe to go! And what really grinds my gears is when there is no traffic and i have to sit at a red arrow to turn left even though it was safe to turn for 20 times over! If you cant make a left turn without an arrow telling you its safe call a cab! And THAT is what grinds my gears! Lets hear what grinds your gears!
*tag Ur It!*
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am obsessed with PURPLE 2. I have three cats; Buddy (fat, black cat), Hiss (big, orange tabby) & Banner (long hair black cat with gray mane, he's a foster kitty) 3. My kitchen is decorated with probably over 100 watermelons 4. I won TWO lap tops in September 2008 (gave the 2nd one to my ex-bf who is still a good friend) 5. I am kicking this cancer! slowly but surely. 6. I am a pack rat/clutter bug/whatever you want to call it -- I have lots of junk that i won't part with. 7. I have about 15 cabbage patch kids. 8. I collect old, wooden Fisher Price toys (anyone got any they want to give away) 9. I am amazed at th
Auto 11's
FU LAND YA'LL WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO ME AND JULIE, I WILL UP DATE YA'LL AS SOON AS SOMETHING HAPPENS. WILL BE GOING THERE TUESDAY MARCH 3rd FOR A TEN DAY FUN IN SNOW EXCURSION WELL THATS ALL FOR TODAY FOLKS UNTIL NEXT TIME PLEASE RATE US BOTH WE TOO ARE TRYING TO LEVEL. Well fuland I am here at julie's house and we are doing great.... I am really having a great time here and we are more in love now then yesterday. we have come to realize the love the other has and had for the other.. so until next time.... P.S. I rode 28.5 hours to come see her ALL I CAN SAY FULAND IS "WOW" 3/5/09 let me see, what can I say to what we have been thru here so far... there have been times of extreme ectasy and times of just being wore slap out (like last night"wink").. I am still here and I think I am gonna be here for a while longer or until she throws me out, just kidding fuland. Julie and I are truely in love with each other and there is nothing gonna change that...... until
My Lighthouse
Sometimes my life is dark, empty, and foreboding Like a ship in the night out at sea But you are there for me You are the tower of strength that I rely on. Sometimes I'm sad and alone Like the captain at the wheel, wanting to be home But you are there for me You shine your bright light for me to reach out to Sometimes I'm confused, not sure what to do Like the seaman who looses his way in the fog But you are there for me Your voice tells me the right direction. Sometimes life is as rough as the uncaring sea It causes panic, frustration, and despair But you are there for me A quiet entity on the edge of a rugged cliff. You are my beacon, my lighthouse.
Ms Walk
Hi everyone! For those who take the time to read this - thank you. Every year for the last 2 years I have walked the MS walk and attempt to get donations. I know money is tight every where. The walk this year is extra special for me because I am walking with my son. This is the first time he has wanted to be involved with my fund raising. Last year was a tough one for me and my family. I had 2 episodes of MS and he was there by my side being my little nurse some nights helping me with my IV making sure my meds went ok. I guess he is growing up on me. I have to say some where inside a little bit of my heart broke because he has to see me when I get "bad" and I can't do what I normally do. He puts up with my mood swings with the steroids when I go on them and I know it is tough for him to see me that way. I am walking because I was diagnosed with MS. This is very important to me and personal. This disease has changed my life a lot. Can't really say it is necessarily for the worse beca
Turncoats
Say the pot to the kettle "I bid you farewell" May the many words of hypocrisy Choke you in your hell.
Auto 11s And Hh On My Birthday!
Hazeleyed Soldier is in Iraq for his birthday which is Friday, February 20th! ΗÅΖ€£€¥€D §Ø£DÏ€® Hazeleyed Soldier Will Be Having A Happy Hour On HiS Birthday at 7:00 PM FU TIME! Hazeleyed Soldier Will All Have Auto 11s Running On His Birthday And During His Happy Hour! Level Up And Love On This Awesome Soldier As He Spends His Birthday In Iraq! You Won't Find A Better Young Man Than Hazeleyed Soldier! This Birthday, Happy Hour Pimpout, and Auto 11 Pimpout Brought to you by his Fu Adopted Mom: ღTulsa's Angelღ
The Blue Moon Dj's
HAVE YOU BEEN IN THE BLUE MOON WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR WE HAVE THE BEST DJ’S ON FUBAR JOIN THE FUN WE ARE DRAMA FREE! JUST CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW SEE YA’LL THERE " MEET OUR DJ’S ÐJ MR§.ßÄÐßÖ¥*̆§ÚRÄñGÈL ÐJ ßÄÐßÖ¥ ÐJ KÌÐÐ RÖÇK ÐJ ÇHŖ†Ä ÐJ §È×¥ Jȧ§ ÐJ §HÄñÌQÚÄ
When Your Ready To Give Up
You think things are going ok and then you find out that things are not as you hoped.So you keep trying and you find out something else that makes you doubt everything.Do I keep hoping or put an end to it before I really get hurt even more then I am right now?I am tired of trying and the constant doubt.So I am ready to give up on everyone and everything.There is no reason to go on : (
Rip Grams
OK FOR ALL THAT DOSE NOT KNOW AS OF MONDAY AT 8:50 AM WASHINGTON STATE TIME I LOST SOMEONE CLOSE TO ME SHE WAS LIKE A MOM 2 ME MY GRANDMOTHER SHE WAS 62 GOIN TO BE 63 ON THE 25TH OF THIS MONTH IT WAS A TOUGH ROAD THAT LED UP TO THIS POINT BUT WE ALL NEW IT WOULD GET HERE IT WAS ONE OF THE HARDIST THINGS THAT I HAD TO DO SHE DIED HERE AT HOME AND IS BEAIN CREMATED SHE PASSED AWAY WITH A SMILE ON HER FACE AND SURROUNDED BY THOUSE WHO SHE TOUCHED WITH HER KIDNESS AND WHO LOVED HER DEARLY SHE MAY HAVE PASSED AWAY BUT SHE IS NOT TOTTALY GONE AND SHE IS NOT FORGOTTEN SHE WILL ALWAYS BE PART OF OUR LIFES. I KNOW SHE WAS SAD BEACUSE SHE DID NOT GET TO MEET MY HUBBY AND BE PART OF OUR WEDDING BUT I KNOW SHE WILL BE THERE IN SPIRET SHE HAS TOUCHED MY LIFE LIKE NO ONE HAS DONE BEFORE SHE MAD ME WHO I AM TODAY AND I KNOW SHE IS VERY PROUD OF ME THAT I AM STARTING A LIFE WITH SOMEONE AND GETTIN MARRIED THAT IS WHAT SHE WANTED TO SEE BEFORE SHE PASSED AWAY WELL GRAMS I AM DOIN NOT JUST FOR YOU BUT F
Jokes
NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon has announced he has taken advantage of a new "Stimulus Package" program to employ inner-city youth by firing his professional pit crew, and replacing them with ex-gangbangers. The decision to hire the boys was inspired by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from street gangs were able to remove a set of wheels from a car in less than 6 seconds -- even without proper equipment. Gordon's existing pit crew could only do it in 8 seconds, even with the benefit of hundreds of thousands of dollars' worth of high tech machinery. The scheme was hailed as an "excellent and bold move" by Gordon's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits. At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and photos of Jeff Gord
Lost
I loose my grip on reality on each day that passes by; I haven't a clue where I'm headed oh how this pain makes me cry My world is changing so quickly and I'm loosing everything in sight; Why can't things go back to how it used to be so that everything would be alright Why do we have to loose the ones we love it's just not fair, it's just not right; Oh why God do you take them can't you see, I'm filled with fright The days come and go but the pain, it stays forever; It never really leaves your soul when you know, you'll no longer be together Your heart, it's ripped wide open and even though you try to hide; It will break and bleed continuously and feel as though it will never subside I can take this pain no longer oh how it's killing me inside; What suffering we have to go through when the ones we love, have died 7TRUE.COM
Over Siberia
Just wondering if anyone would notice... I took this pic of the puter screen off of youtube.. It is a shot from Dr. Strangelove, the movie.
An Eye Injury That Would Scare Anyone!
The injury to the NBA Pro Basketball Suns Forward Amare Stoudemire is not a good one for the simple fact of that matter is, partially detached or totally detached retina’s take time to recover, the reason why I say this is, back in 1999, I was dianosed with a detached retina, had to go thru surgery to attach the retina again and it was not fun at all because I had to take four different sets of eye drops, one of them was a steroid and what makes this even scarier is the fact that I am physically challenged with Cerebral Palsy, I am totally blind in my left eye & totally deaf in my left ear and have been since birth so therefore when I was diagnosed with a detached retina wasn’t fun in fact, I cried big time and was scared for my well being because I thought if they don’t repair this detached retina and reattach it, I was gonna be totally blind here! Not a pretty picture at all. Now after 1999, I had a detached retina in the same eye two more times here so I have been thru hell and back
Fu-weddings
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Stuff
D'OH I got tagged by HockeyBratt. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1 I work for Citadel Communications as a radio announcer, producer & engineer. 2 I love camping (real camping, outdoors in a tent) 3 I have a beagle/boston terrier mix named Boggle 4 I am easily grossed out by bad oral hygiene 5 I love the show The Office 6 I miss Austin 7 I use to live in Malibu, CA 8 I HATE lima beans 9 I am a hopeless romantic 10 I was the lead singer for a western swing band for several years.
My Deepest Apologies
I would like to take this time and write this blog to apologize to everyone that i have ever hurt, lied to and pissed off. My sincerest apologizes. i know a lot of the time i can be selfish and narrow minded. I admit i jump the gun quite often and this is not a good thing. So in order for me to keep the friends i have and once had i need to be more open minded and less judgmental. I don't expect the friends i once had to come running back, but to just let them know that i am sorry for the wrong i said and did and hope for their forgiveness. Thank you for taking the time in reading this. Won't walk the earth a specter Won't hold my tongue from lashing out This is my writ of honor Drawn by the blood that i have shed The beasts will soon assemble Conjoining in their putrid flesh Their hearts don't beat desire They pump violence and poison Flesh opens up, blood's retreating Flesh opens up, blood's retreating Death's embracing, all is ending Death's embracing, all is ending Time will not
Pick Up Lines
1. Beauty is only a light switch away. 2. My love for you is like diahrrea I just can't keep it in. 3. I know I'm not Fred Flintstone but I can make your Bed Rock. 4. If yer gonna regret this in the mornin we can sleep till afternoon. 5. Are your parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special. 6. Is that a mirror in yer pants? Cux I could sure see myself in em.
Mypoetry
My heart has stopped I can cant feel a damn thing Anymore Just the other day I was riding on rainbows Just the other day The weather for love Was sunny and clear Now rain clouds And lighting Have arrived I am so confused didn’t think I would feel Like this again My heart is in a tug a war Game Who shall When thy heart Maybe I ‘ll be the victor And leave Them both alone Cause no one can Love me Like me I Just want to be adore Loved Fought for Is that too Much to ask for Oh well Here we go With the same old song Sing this sh** All day long I sound like a broken Record I am about To take a bow And leave The crowd I am wiser Than I use to be Hell of a lot Stronger Than a few years Ago I have endure Some painful things I am a fighter I will make it I walk With glass in my feet There is no stopping me Death could even Cripple me I meant to live I meant to love I have to much Talent So much greatness That needs to be seen I have f
Midnight Skies
Let the purple sprinkled with sparkles evade your mind, lose yourself in the deep and beyond, midnight skies, allow a blanket of shooting thoughts warm your inner being and embrace the true beauty of your eye’s seeing.... Walking down an empty street, side walk lit with one, white,light, the lonely sound of my own foot steps, slow and steady clings of my heals hypnotized me, and the rain of my tears creates a rhythm of fears as the wind works hard to embrace my pain, it quickly grows tired and settles for my hair, To my jacket pockets my hands formally retreat in a way of defeat, chills fight to touch my spine,my breath releases a mist slowed by the essence of heat and time .... A street sign hits the corners of my visions eye, Lonely Lane, it reads, My lips, unhappy at the irony, forms a sarcastic cry, A tear escapes from the grasp of my face, time catches it and slows it journeys’ steady pace,I watch her glassy form as she slowly falls, hitting breaking p
Monday
Monday The perspiration in the clouds The vibration in a sound A truth in a new love that's found.. A turning substance that's been unwound A feeling deep as dirt hidden under a concreted ground A love so royal it needs a crown A turned head to a familiar sound A drop of water that breaks it way through even glass to reach a sacred love that's finally been found! The excitement in my bones makes my knee's weak I fumble, I lean The chill in my spine, freezes my mind causing my train of thought to spin Out of control, I fantasize! My hips in his hands, he holds, the arch of my knee's began to fold The width in my legs began to expand The light in my sight is hard to withstand Our arms reach high, finding each others hands we entangle our fingers Unsaid words linger With only glances we reveal deep, lustful, inner secrets Now caught, I quickly realize There no stopping the sacred touch of his hand's romance All the l
The Beauty Of My Pain
The Beauty of my Pain Pain is never wanted Never embraced It's pushed away and buried in the darkest place Smothered in fake smiles And drowned out in counterfeit Laughter Lonely, pain remains hidden Shy, it only shows it's face when Alone Blind, it never see's where it's going THE miserable LifE oF PAIN I seen you pain, and I looked past your exterior to see your inner beauty, the beauty of you, My Pain. Pains never wanted Never embraced Pushed away and buried in the darkest place But I couldn't hide you, you always rode the ends of my sleeve, for the world to see Pain! I never could hind you On lookers couldn't understand why I whore you so proudly They couldn't grasp your true formalities, or understand the impurities that your flames burnt away But through the tears, and unknown fears I saw you Pushing through your sharp piercing exterior I saw you Your beauty was informative, showing the cuts than I need to become the precious jewel of me,The scares u left
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Tag! You're It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1: I love to watch sports and actually understand them 2: I like guys with sexy feet 3: I don't like short stubby fingers on a guy 4: In about a year I'm going to be a empty nester and not looking forward to it. 5: I'm always stressing about something 6: This year I've learned to forgive myself and others. 7: I wish I was a better cook 8: I'd love to have a sauna in my house 9: I love getting pedicures 10: I'm going to get Skiman for doing this to me lol 1:Rico 2: Roob 3: Jem 4: Luke 5: Tony
Fake
ok...first blog... question to all of fubar: doesn't everyone hate/ strongly dilike FAKE people on here? i mean really are they that ashamed of who they are? To go and find pictures of models or random people on yahoo or google and post them as themselves? It's stupid...if you don't have any intention but to fool people and make them think "yeah this person really looks like this"...." blah blah blah" ..."wow this person looks pretty damn good" etc. WITH FAKE PICTURES...yall should go the hell elsewhere... shows everyone what type of person you really are. thanks to all who comment or read....just thought i should ask.
My Girl Crush
She's hot...She's talented...I love her voice...And if I was bi...I'd do her....Yes sir...in a second.. :)
Jensen Ackles
Birth Name: Jensen Ross Ackles Date Of Birth: 1st March, 1978 Place Of Birth: Dallas, Texas, USA Height: 6'1'' (1.85mm) Mini Biography: Jensen Ackles was born in Dallas, Texas to Roger Alan Ackles and Donna Joan Shaffer. After modeling as a young child, he began to concentrate on a acting career in 1996 upon his graduation from Lloyd V. Berkner High School in Richardson, Texas. In 1997 he received a role on the NBC soap opera Days of Our Lives as Eric Brady, for which he won a 1998 Soap Opera Digest Award for Best Male Newcomer. After leaving Days in 2000, Ackles went to Vancouver, joining the cast of the James Cameron television series Dark Angel. His first appearance on the show was in 2001 as Max's (played by Jessica Alba) disturbed brother Ben/X5-493. After Ben died, Ackles returned to the series in the second season as Ben's clone, Alec/X5-494, who eventually teamed up with Max and stayed until the show's demise in 2002. In 2003, he made several guest appearances a
Erotic Poetry (at Least To Me)
Okay, usually I do not post links to anything unelss it is mine, however I ran across this amazing series of poetry called "Departure" on The Starlite Cafe website. (http://www.thestarlitecafe.com/) The series is amazing. Although kinda slow in the begining, it rises to the depths of my passions and brought me to heights of literary ecstasy that I have never before know. My god, the series has left me full of lust and desire for more. Please allow the music to load for your reading pleasure as it enhances the effect of the written script. In Dreams: http://www.thestarlitecafe.com/poems/105/poem_91084629.html With the Power of His Mind: http://www.thestarlitecafe.com/poems/105/poem_91084947.html It Was She: http://www.thestarlitecafe.com/poems/105/poem_91085167.html Mist Enfolds Storm: http://www.thestarlitecafe.com/poems/105/poem_91085489.html Almas Perdidas A La Música: http://www.thestarlitecafe.com/poems/105/poem_91086866.html Metaformoza: http://www.thesta
Welcome One And All To The New Me.....
Have you ever felt like no matter what you do it's not good enough or that it will never be enough? Today is one of those days....the day that I look at my son and wonder if I should still give him up for adoption or if he would be better off with me. I can't provide him with everything he needs and it sucks because I wish I can. I don't think I am the best mother in the world and doubt myself all the time, but am I really able to do this? I don't make enough money to pay rent or any of my other bills, how am I going to be able to take care of him? I swear I hate days like these..... I'm not the greatest person in the world but I'm pretty damn good. I raise my son on my own and and have little help from my family. I give what I can to others and I treat most people with respect when they earn it. So tell me, why is it that hard to make it in life? Why has almost everything in the world gone to shit? I've tried this whole dating thing again and it seems like more guys just want sex. Not
Poetry
What does it mean to be alone? I am all alone in this world, full of heartless people. Haunted by the memories of my past. So many words to describe my burning heart. My fate is sealed. Why won’t this sickness inside me die? I can’t relate to a happy state of mind. Why be tempted by happiness? It all turns to shit in the end. Why is everything so complicated? I always love, love the ones I cannot have or do not love me. Can you make me happy? Can you fill the void? Can you make up for lost time? Can you love me completely? Can you be my soul mate? Can you be my equal? Can you be my Yang? Can you stand me forever? Can you be there for me no matter what? Can you love me when I cry? Can you love me when I try? Can you love me when I fail? Can you love me when I am down? Can you be there when I am crazy? Can you be there when I am old? Can you be the one that never leaves? Can you trust me to love you? Can I trust myself with you? Can you love me fore
Choices
I believe that life itself is made up of choices. I don't believe in Kismet, Karma, Fate or Destiny per se. I believe that you are what you are,is entirely dependent upon the choices you have made throughout your lifetime. Decisions come to us on a daily basis, normally. Whatever we decide is going to take us down that path. There may be other decisions that allow us to get back onto the "right" path, if we decide to take them. Or, we can continue to do what we're doing because it feels good. Our choice. We are granted the blessing to choose our course in life. Whether we choose not to believe in the lives of others or not, it is still a choice. At the end of our lives, I believe we all face a judgement on the choices we have made. So, I guess the best course of action would be to live our lives from day to day and take careful consideration of the decisions that come upon us. Some do not believe in a higher being. Okay, that's their choice. I happen to believe it. My ch
My Copyrighted Poetry
Midnight Velvet Club
The Stirring of Lust Princess Reina worked her evil spell upon Draco peaceful sleep, he did wicked things to his body, as she watched from his window, she loved how he soar to her will, but each morning, as he slept in late because of his restless night, she moved about the house. She watched and study two other males that seem to drawn to her, she like Vladimir, but Ravenous, she would not give the time of day too. She moved about the house, she found someone alone, she watched him, he was different from the others, he was one of the new bred, he was tall, haunting like ghost moving about life, his long black hair with white streaks running through it, his white eyes, his blood lips, his body was perfect too, he stood in the midst of the rain, he was naked and move like a swift warrior, she watched him Who was he? Why was he so haunting beautiful to her? She smiled, she was ruler, she was allowed to mingle with her kind, she moves swift about hidden place to get a better sigh
Thick N' Sassy
I have been a full figured woman all my life, thus being a full figured has not been an adaptation for me but a away of life. However, there are women out there who are new to being full figured and feel they are fat, overweight, unhealthy, and just plain detestable. This is where low self-esteem starts to settle in and the love for one's self starts walking out the door. We as women speak of giving unconditional love to our men, our children, our families and our friends however we do not know how to begin to give that same unconditional love to ourselves. As women we are taught to be strong and never let anything effect us. This may be the case in public but when we go home all gloves come off. We are depressed and the love for our selves is just not there. We criticize ourselves and put ourselves down and talk about all the changes we want to make to ourselves without truly knowing who we are in order to make these neccessary changes. Now I ask, how can you fix something wh
Can Ya Spare 1 Rate Please!
All I need is ONE rate please. Oh and if ya feel like placing a bid - by all means do so =) Thank you in advance!! Donna aka GEM
My Movie Hit List
So I just finished watching The Holiday - Cameron Diaz, Jude Law, Kate Winslet, and the ever so adorable Jack Black! A for SURE must see especially for those who enjoy the old black and whites as it has an older style romantic feel. *sigh* things like that don't exist anymore...
Some Shit....
no waiting, no calling, no dreaming, no crying. no wanting, no killing, no more time, to the death we wish to have. to the sleep we wish to get. what when and why must we wait for it all no more time to cry, no more time to die to just live to fry kill the cells where memory is held no longer do i sit stare at nothing no expressions of happiness sadness no emotions laid upon a face where tears always dry where one day maggots will lie silence no longer waits in a land filled with pain no thoughts memories glimpse of the past the future holds nothing for us just dirt waits for our calls flowers prepared to be dropped in the darkness where silence is welcome where tears have dried and no one ever cries waiting for it all to come no more playing in the time no more dying for their crimes silence waits for her master close it in the end make my dreams come to me make my time here worth my tears worth all that waits no longer living in happiness and pain
War
War There's a war going on And I'm losing control I can't stand this feeling It's killing my soul My life is endangered probably And I feel the need to hide Even though I should feel safe Because my parents are by my side Some people are saying "the world is going to end" And others are saying "we're all gonna die" My mom says not to listen But it still makes me want to cry You know, there's a very good chance That my dad might go to war And I'll be at home thinking Maybe I don't have a dad anymore I'm probably too young to understand What really happened in the past This has to stop...fast Jessica Rene Phillips If she had of been older when she wrote it there probably would've been more to it but wasn't bad for her age...her Dad had already been to Iraq once and when she wrote this he was being told he probably was going to have to go back.
Auto 11's
!!!THEGODDESS IS HAVING HER 1ST EVER AUTO 11's!!! COME BUST HER AUTO 11's CHERRY!!!! AUTOS ON ALL DAY SUNDAY 2/22/09 AND HELP HER LEVEL TO GOD MOTHER!!! Clicky pic below to get started!!! *~THEGODDESS~*AKA~R*G*~*I AM A SOMEBODY~ I AM LOVED BY MANY AND@ fubar (repost of original by '♡ßεĻĻα£ùήα♡ Twilight Leveler' on '2009-02-22 00:03:43')
Auction
i need fu-bucks to buy auto 11 and or cherry bombs, please help me...im rating for fu-bucks,sb me if you want to make a deal http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=2236238&albumid=1508693&i=3560170436&idx=0
Newly Single
Well Im jjst sittin here, being my usual bored self. Thought I would atleast write a blog while Im soo bored. Well I thought it was time to make a serious change. So, I got my hair dyed blonde. Its been like 10 or 11 yrs since I was a blonde (natural color) and now that Im newly single and a hott momma, I figured hell might as well give it a shot. It can always be dyed again if it gets old...lol As soon as I get some pics, I will make sure 2 upload them. You all just make sure you tell me what you think. Well thats all, my weed man is here. YAY! lmao...Oh shit, Ima blonde who smokes...Does that give me an excuse to be seriously dumb now? lmao...Probably not....*snaps fingers* damn Well, things are goin good. I truly dont think about the sperm donor any more. And the only thing that does bother me about him is that he isnt havin ne thing to do with his kids. Ummm...Im lookin for a job while still tryin 2 get my Mom outa my house. Ummm...As far as my personal life? The jury is out on tha
"she Gets What She Wants...."
Standing before your closet trying to decide what to wear, it has been so long since master let you wear what you want for a date. Thinking of all the different things each article brings out in Master makes you’re body feels all tingling. Then you see it and a smile comes across your lips and mischief fills your eyes. Taking the hanger and walking over to your dressing table you begin singing to yourself “I know what want and I want it now”. Walking down the stairs you silently watch Masters face for a response and your confused when all He does is holds your wrap out for you. There is small talk as we drive to the restaurant and have a very nice dinner. You know there are many eye’s on you for that is the effect you wanted. As we leave the restaurant and enter the parking lot of the club. It looks very lively and one of those country western ones knowing that you will be able to test Master as you desire. Master guides you into the lounge and hands your wrap to the coat
Can Anyone????
I KNOW YOU ALL MUST THINK IM SOME FUGLY CHIC BUT ITS OK I DONT NEED ANYONE OF YOU PEOPLES! IVE ALWAYS ASKED ALL MY FRIENDS AND FANS TO BID ON ME IN AUCTIONS AND NEVER GOT ANY PLACE WITH IT!!! WELL IM IN A NEW ONE IF ANYONE CARES TO BID!
Dio Cane.
When guys are assholes to you. What technically does that mean, that they are gay and wanna pick on girls because its a "war over penis" Is it because they think we like it... guys who think they are cool [dio cane] ARE HOMOS. the end
Nascar Drivers
orlandosentinel.com/sports/motorracing/orl-sportscolwhitley17021709feb17,0,7681772.column OrlandoSentinel.com NASCAR drivers don't qualify as being athletes David Whitley SPORTS COMMENTARY February 17, 2009 You never bite the hand that feeds you. But on the Sentinel Web site Monday we posed a question that forces me to take a nibble. "Is Dale Earnhardt Jr. the most overrated athlete in sports?" There was only one problem. Athlete? Who was writing our headlines Monday, Bill France Sr.? Probably not, because NASCAR's founder has been dead for 17 years. The argument whether drivers are athletes has been around a lot longer than that. Anybody with more than a carburetor for brains knows the truth. Yes, drivers are athletes. But only if you think it's athletic to make a Grilled Texas Bacon Double Patty Melt Plate. That's one of the delicious specials you'll find at Waffle House. Preparing it requires stamina, strength, concentration and guts. Sounds a l
My Pimpout
Here we go I'm hosting another auction. Auction fee will be 10k If you want to enter please send me your auction pic,and your offers and the fee to my fu mail Auction will start as soon as I have a minimum of 5 people and it will end when the participants take a bid So come on by and join this hot auction and if you aren't in the auction make sure to come by to rate and bid Here are the ones who have joined already so come on by and place a bid and own these hotties Ninja~Casper~24/7 ~*~Trippy Bitch~*~ If you are interested in joining the auction I am stil taking entries so come one by and check it out just click link to my profile and join in on the fun Ecuadorian Goddess* Sgt.Raider's FuWife*-SBG-Keno's KO-Make Me Bday Salutes@ fubar SBG Ecuadorian Goddess is a little over 1 million points to Godmomma! Please help this bad girl her reach that goal! * Ecuadorian Goddess * Stop by and rate Ecuadorian Goddess' pict
Random Crap
http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=3101387&albumid=0&i=2225049414#2879877387 Is there anyone out there that can explain to me why people fucking suck so hard? I try to be very nice with people, and my true friends know this. What I do not understand is why people take advantage of nice people like me? I have had a lot of experience with people and what I have discovered is that they lie to you, steal from you, use you and take advantage of just how nice you can be. I have heard a lot of people tell me "I am not like other people, just give me a chance." That is a load of Bull Shit! They are telling you this because they are like everyone else and they are trying to get what they want out of you. I am not selfish. I think of other people's feelings before I say or do anything irrational. The last I ever wish to do is hurt people. When love is on the line things get worse. Why do we gamble with our hearts? If a person's heart is in your hands, please handle with care...
Dangerous Addictions
***Hiring DJ's And All Other Staff Members Inquire @ Dangerous Addictions Lounge!!*** Come see us in DANGEROUS ADDICTIONS or IM us on YAHOO DJ SNAG IM snag_1958 DJ STONER IM dj_thoughtprovoker1 I am ur DJ
Someone Plz Help Me?!
Okay so I met this great guy 2 months ago! We have been chillen and calling each other everyday! His actions show that he is interested in me ... but he don't tell me he is! When I am around him I get lost for words, we talk about everything else besides what is goin on in our heads! We have both been burned before in relationships ... I don't want things to change between us but at the same time I want more! I am the only girl that he has done anything with in a couple of years ... he's really respectful of me too! I kno he cares because I have been goin through some shit lately and he's always there tryin to get me to do the right thing! And when there is a medical problem he worries about me! There is more if your interested in wanting to kno to help me then message me! But my question is: How do I talk to him about how I feel with out makin things awkward between us?! And how can I tell he's really interested in me?!
Fu-stuff
Just finished up deleting over 900 *friends*.  HA! Well, for lack of a better word anyway....*friends* it is.  I've been on this site for over 2 years....and countless people have sent friends requests and have been added.  And that's where it ended in terms of their communication.  LOL  That's hilarious.  Anyway....I've lightened the load, so to speak...and deleted all the dead wood.  And just left the people who actually have taken the time to get to know me.  I could go on about how I feel about the people on this site....and what they are here for....but why bother wasting my energy.  I will stay for the few friends that I enjoy chatting with.....and as for the rest......the people who are here for points, bling, and the rest of the stupid crap......yeesh...build a bridge and get over it. 
Soldier Sunday 2/22 @ American Soldiers Retreat Lounge
3/1/2009 Opened show with American Soldier by Toby Keith First off, I would like to take a moment of silence to remember those that will never come home….. We must never forget those people who give all they have so others can share in our freedoms. SO DEAR TO MY HEART So dear to my heart are my loved ones at home As I toss and I turn in my bunk all alone. Everyday I see death, hate, and corruption Combat is God's proof of man's malfunction For family, comrades, and myself I pray To my love with this poem I wish to convey. I knew I loved you though never how much Till by war, I'm forced beyond your touch. Where violence thrives, there's the stench of death With the taste of fear on every breath. Who shall prevail, who shall die As the sadistic kill beneath God's sky. Baghdad has become man's highway to hell Where the hearts of darkness are alive and well. I count each day till it's time to come home And be with my love and never alone. Love
Who Do They Think They Are
as i start off my new blog about women, it is total respect and love. women are the greatest creature that god created, and i mean that from the heart. the warmth of a woman, is thier anything better, other than the love for my kids, no. i love women, and that has always been my down fall, your asking yourself how, women to me are the drug and alcohol to others, the are my drug, my fix, and over the years i have needed many fixes. no i'm not a whore for women, well maybe i am, but i love them, they come in all different shapes and sizies,hair color, smell, and attitude, did i just say attitude, lol. since i found the female species, i have loved them, and i have been trying to figure them out ever since, they are the most unpreditable species out there, just when you think everthing is going good, bam, we need to talk, i have searched for ture love my whole life, and no it hasn't always been thier fault, 95% of the time its me, i get bored, they get comfortable, and things chang
Raidergoat
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My Poems.
Mark of Death Lost in lust Enslaved by trust I'm all for which you dream My elusive cure It makes you purr Now you belong to me It could never be Why can't you see To me you're only feed Upon your neck My mark of death Your blood drained into me Falling to the ground You make no sound From your lips are silent screams So much waste From your sweet taste You have set my hunger free I can only cry Watching as you die From this curse there's no release Consumed by thirst It has gotten worse Now I'm nothing but a beast A Deserving Grief Burning in flames a life that was bent Digging through sands of sins lament Dragging weary feet dripping with sweat A journey of despair born of regret Scrapping away skin with claws of deceit Turning in shame from all you meet Broken in twain A soul in defeat Desperate to merge a broken belief Pierced with pain from silent screams Razor wrist slaves Necks ringed in wreaths And in the dark
Lost Love
I am a stupid man A vaster a dream that’s all she will be Close too my heart but far from my touch The girl that I loved too much Skin smooth as a river flows as beautiful as a sweet red rose That’s how her beauty flow she stole my heart won't give it back for all the love she seem to lack I am such a stupid man to let her love slip thru my hands for know she loves another man and for that fact I can not stand because I am a stupid man This is dedicated to Nadia (my first love) if you are there some where reading this I’m not a thug any more or a drug dealer and you don't have to worry about me dieing all the time.
Funnys.
For those of you that watch American Idol, Vote for Matty G.!!! He went to H.S. With me and hes awesome and totally deserves to win. Dont you think this is the funniest shit alive?
Oh Hell No!!
Bullshit
let me make sure i put NSFW because i guess anything i do at this fucked up site needs to be marked NSFW or it gets deleted. NOW THERE GOING 2 DELETE MY ACCOUNT ANYWAYS BECAUSE OF MY NAME. WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THIS. WELL IT WAS GOOD KNOWING EVERYBODY IF YOU WANNA CHAT U CAN FIND ME ON MYSPACE OR YAHOO misspiggie909 for both. hope i still here from u guys you have all been wonderful to me.
Fubar!
http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1559540561?bctid=23636633001 ok so, talk about a grudg!i was a lvl 10 or 12, got in a simple argument with a few fu~members, (who knows there connections with the fu~captains) but i was ONLY taking up 4 myself the whole time! funny how every since, every thing that has 2 do with points (rating, gaming, EVERY THING IN FU) its sum how rigged 4 my failure! is this all in my mined or wat..... NO! its rigged bcus i can NEVER do any good in fubar! how is it possible that they rig it all against a few of the ones they get shitty with? IDK but how can u exsplain every fu~watever i do i fail and every thing but in other gaming cites im darn NEAR at the TOP of the pages in points and lists! (dnt believe this just ask me my link, ill sho u who i am and u see im not as dumb as fubar betrays my talents here) any way this could all b in my own mined aswell, always keep an opend mind on wat otheres say as i keep an opend mind that this could b emaginiti
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Delusion
It's been 3yrs since I've become a widow...it in its self not really a big deal, is it? I'm not the only one this has happen to, not going to the last. LIFE GOES ON..THE BIRDS NEVER STOPPED SINGING..MY WORLD DIDN'T STOP. After awhile, I thought about trying to "date"..I tried MySpace, just for one, to see what some of my own children were doing, and it was a way to keep in touch..meet people there, who of course, weren't who they said they were..it's all good. It was a rude awakening, and I learn a major lesson in life..DON'T TRUST ANYONE.. My second "dating site" was Singlenet.com...no luck there...next was Truebeginnings.com....nothing but problems..then a friend, had me try Fubar..bingo. This I could handle..I've learn my lesson..thinking, I could trust people once again..so I thought. or at least some. I've meet online some really sweet people...and become friends with. or at least I thought. I base friendship on being honest, open and up front with me..I'm not one to judge anyo
Daddygoodsex
Have you ever been a interacial relationship,or would you consider dating outside fo your race.If no why not.
Romance/relationship Essays
THIS IS AN INTERNET CHAT WITH A FOREIGN LADY. Q = her questioning A = me answering Q by ME = me questioning A by HER = her answering Q: Do you believe in marriage? A: I think it is overrated. Two of mine failed. The Bible says it is valid and advisable. I believe that at least divorce is advisable under certain circumstances also. People are insecure sometimes if they just live together long term relationship without getting married, and then there are also inheritance issues. I would prefer just long term relationship this time, but for a foreignor to come to US and stay a few years there are only 3 ways that I am aware of my to do so legally -- 1. student visa to go to college 2. their job is high-tech in short supply in US so a company certifies needed desperating and they can get a waiver to come for a job 3.they come for IMMEDIATE marriage not just a romance beginning. So for that reason in our case I presume that the 3rd would be most appropriate. Q: Okay thats is good
Fontana
Lap-by-Lap: Fontana... 6:15 p.m. ET -- The cars are rolling off pit road and onto the track for their warm-up laps. 6:22 p.m. ET -- GREEN FLAG: Jamie McMurray brings the field to the green and the Auto Club 500 is under way. Lap 1 -- LEAD CHANGE: Jimmie Johnson gets a great run on the outside and leads the first lap. Lap 2 -- The top 15 are single-file while the rest of the field is running three- and four-wide. Lap 4 -- Kyle Busch is up to fifth after starting 10th. Jimmie Johnson has already opened up a one-second lead. Lap 5 -- There are sprinkles at the track but they are light. Lap 6 -- YELLOW FLAG NO. 1: Rain has brought out the first caution of the race. There is no free pass. Lap 7 -- Pit road is open and the top-19 cars stay out. Robby Gordon, Matt Kenseth, Joey Logano and Dale Earnhardt Jr. among those to pit. Lap 8 -- Ryan Newman's No. 39 has lost its transponder so he will come down pit road to get another transponder. The team can't do any work o
Obession With Death
This is a blog I did about my husband..on MySpace..not sure if I have obession with death or dued to the fact I did the quiz on "when I'm going to Die"...it made me chuckle..now I can use it as excuse for any wrong doings? Or, I can repent for any wrong doings. Death.... It's something you may be able to talk about, maybe not. You may break down and cry, maybe not. You may get mad at the person you have lost, maybe even blame yourself, maybe not. Is there a right or wrong way to mourn a loved one, I can't say. Will it take a long time to heal, only time can tell, maybe not. It was March 20th, 2006, it was the first day of spring when I lost my husband Ron. Isn't the first day of spring supposed to mean, a new beginning of life? I can never feel that way again, it was the end for me. I remember the day being sunny, giving you the feeling the air would be warm, but it still had a winter chill. I was at work, when I received the call, saying Ron was being rush to the hospital. I trie
Phone Sex
Toxic Reaper Fu Hubby to Angel in Disguise R/L BF 2 LAURIEhttp://b.pcc1.fubar.com/12/19/3159121/tn_1284870317.jpg">@ fubar For those of you who dont know me I work as a phone sex operator...Hot Job right? I just had the most amazing call I have ever had, it was with a latina Girl names Victoria. She is 19 years old and sounded so damn soft, sweet and sexy. I normally dont go for girls, but every now and then I will induldge my self. So I get a call and the first thing I hear is this sweet sexy young girl moaning and telling me how bad she wants me.....Guys you know thats hot! Listening to her moan and telling me how and what she was doing defiantly made me wish I was there.. I couldn't help but to picture her here with me and what I would do with her! Okay I just had to getthat out of my system!
Poetry
Pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter the rain is falling ... the winds are blowing the skies are lit up from the lightning . thunder rolls... as the thoughts come in. the thoughts of you ... your warmth... your soul ... oh how it brightens my day. your smile ... your simple hello... the i miss you . the rain is pouring as my love for you is soaring. like the eagle ... it will be forever . Forever my love .. just you and me for what we have is meant to be .. your love is like a river .. always flowing your smile is like flower .. always beautiful your touch is like the sun .. always warm Forever my love. ©Dawn Ray A lifetime From the very first moment you said hello I knew you were the one for me. The moment I heard your voice I knew you were the one for me. The minutes went by The hours went by The days went by The weeks went by The months went by And I knew you were the one for me. The second I heard the sweet sound of your voic
You've Been Tagged
You’ve Been Tagged Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I never expected to really start a real relationship on Fubar. 2. I’ve lived in Colorado 15 years, but will always consider myself a Californian. 3. I grew up in the orchards that became known as Silicon Valley. 4. My passions in order are Lou, my kids, skiing, cooking and sailing. 5. I am young for my age in heart and soul. 6. I believe this keeps you looking younger 7. I am an observer of people. 8. I have skied longer than most people on Fu have lived. 9. People say I take good photographs, but I really would rather take the pictures than be in them. 10. I find refuge in th
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Lundi Gras
Day To Day
My life, you see, is an open book, please feel free to come on by and take a look. Just keep in mind that what you see is not always what you get. I am a complex person, so much more that the surface may show. I have hopes and dreams and fantasies and desires. I want to live and learn. So much that I would like to experience before i leave this world behind. Today is a blank page in the journal of my life waiting for the markings you and i will leave behind. So please remember as you wander through, the marks you make are permanent and can never be erased. Let me introduce my self. My name is Belle. I am 35, married, and a mother of 4 children. My life is pretty stable. Not a whole lot of drama and i like it that way. I am an aspiring writer. So far a lot of ideas that are bouncing around in my head but not much more than that. Hope that maybe being here will help my creativity flow. Well hope that i get some feedback on this and anything else that i post. tccic!!!
Wtf
I cant understand why guys have to lie. Especially if youre not dating them. I have not made any action indicating that I want more than just friendship, so WTF? Why do you have to lie?I am so tired of playing games. When people ask why Im single, Im not quite sure how to respond. Im single cause the guys I meet are jerks and liars. And women appear just as bad. I cant win either way. And what pisses me off is Im pushed aside because I dont portray myself as a slut on here. And these guys all go to the same girl on here that does. So, if someone is actually paying attention to my page, they will know why Im single and plan on staying that way until someone comes along that doesnt lie and doesnt play games. Oh, and doest think that they say all these "pretty" words to me will get them laid. And that might be a very long time at this point. Am I aggravated? Definitely. I have not lied to anyone, and yet they cant do the same in return. Maybe I should say screw it all and become a nun.
Just A Try
JUST WORKING IT :)
Poems I Wrote
Knew you don't like me But to go that far is very childish Writing something like that in a Message and not wanting to confront me That is very childish and selfish I did nothing to you to deserve what you did You try to break us up You did not succeed You try to set him up so I wouldn't like him anymore It did not work You are a mean and selfish person Just give it up already Whether you like it or not I am here to stay Him and I are like two roses We are alike, but we have some thorns in our side It just makes us who we are If you don't like it then you can go shove it Just leave me alone and mind your own business. Whether you like it or not I am here to stay. Time for school Scheduled sleeps and awakening Homework to be turned in on time No time to yourself Always busy Never by yourself Unless you take a bath Holidays come around Time for a break Open gifts and giving gifts Time for family Never alone It is like your brother Who won’t stay by hims
Rambler
Random Thoughts Of A Random Person
I stole this from Endo, we both encourage others to steal and do it as well What is it that you absolutely need sexually? Um i dont NEED much but i want alot! What is something you have always wanted to try? bondage What is something you have never done in bed before? DP What time of day do you like to have sex? all of them What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? seeing my partner hot and bothered or just plain enjoying themselves How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? Not too long, I love kissing and it will get me hard fast (if they are a good kisser)--imma agree with endo If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? um happened last night and didn't really think about it to much Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river? um prolly not Have you ever faked an orgasm? oh yea What Part of your body are you self-conscious about? stomach
Crystal Palace
The ominus palace sat upon the hill. Years of neglect had caused this once beautiful and regal palace to fall into disrepair. Weeds and dead limbs from trees littered the huge landscape. No one dared to go near the old palace though. Locals thought it to be haunted. Many who had passed through the village might have agreed. You see there was a stream near the palace that ran crystal clear and a bed of roses that bloomed all through the year. Though the grounds were covered in drifts of snow, the roses bloomed as though it were spring.
Auto On Lovz Me Please
I've got my Auto 11's on! What are you waiting for?? (repost of original by ' Sweetpeabayba always owned by T Fuwife to Unbreakable' on '2009-02-23 12:32:28') (repost of original by ' DJ Unbreakable † RelentlessRadio Fu Prego by Skyler Fu-stalker to SmokeyMcSmoke' on '2009-02-23 12:36:57')
Love Sucks
It sucks that I wear my heart out on my sleeve. All that I have ever asked for in return is the same thing. Is there ever going to be that one guy that just sweeps me off of my feet????
My Boys
LIFE AS WE KNOW IT IS WIERD AT TIMES.. SITTING HERE ON MY BED AND LISTING AND WATCHING MY BOYS PLAY ....WOW THEY ARE SO CUTE AS HELL...THEY ARE SOOOO FUNNY AT IMES AND AT THE OTHER TIMES THEY WELL DRIVE YOU MAD....I LOVE IT VERY MUCH MISS IT VERY MUCH ..... HMMMM WHAT DO I WANT TO TALK ABOUT...ON MAY THE 19TH AND THE 20TH I WELL BE TAKING MY SCIENECS AND READING TEST FOR THE G.E.D...I KNOW I AM GOING TO PASS IT....I MISS MY SONS SOOOO VERY MUCH...I WANT TO SEE THEM FOR MOTHERS DAY...I  DO NOT KNOW IF I WELL GET TO OR NOT YET...THIS IS REALLY PISSING ME OFF...GOING THOUGHT THIS FREAKING REALLY HURTS LIKE HELL... OK NOT GOING TO BE SO NICE ON THIS ONE... GORDON ALLEN WHAT IS YOUR DAMN DEAL.. I KNOW YOUR HANDS IS NOT BROKEN SO PICK UP THE CELL PHONE AND FREAKING CALL ME SO I CAN TALK TO OUR BOYS.......YOU AND YOUR DAMN EGO NEED TO DROP THAT MESS.... I DONOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS CRAP FROM YOU AGAIN.. SO CALL ME THANK YOU VERY MUCH.. ONCE AGAIN CHRISTMAS TIME COMES AROUND YOU SEE ALL THE LIGH
Ok Naked Rocker>>just For You...
(If you are reading this, you should repost it. I'm curious what others will say! ....At the very least, leave me a comment letting me know you saw it!) ================================================================================================== What is it that you absolutely need sexually? lots of kisses..everywhere.. What is something you have always wanted to try? hmmmm....good question...sex on the beach..literally. What is something you have never done in bed before? see above What time of day do you like to have sex? IT is hard to manage with kids...soooo...I say late late at night. What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? Kisses while his hands are in my hair. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? LMAO....It depends on how frisky I am. If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? Makes me quieter...lol Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach
May You Feel Loved
There are four different poems hope you enjoy ~~ May You Feel Loved May you feel serenity and tranquility in this world you may not fully ever understand. May the pain you have known and the conflicts you have experienced give you the strength to work through life facing each new situation with courage and optimism. Always know there are those whose love and understanding will always be there, even when you feel most alone. May you discover enough goodness in others to believe in a sense of peace A kind word, a reassuring touch, a warm smile be yours everyday of your life. And may you give these gifts as well as receive them. Remember the Sunshine when the storm seems unending. Teach love to those who hate and let that love embrace as you continue on in the world May the teachings of those you admire become a part of you, so that you may call upon them when needed. Remember th
When Did You Lose It?
At what age did you lose your virginity ? How did you feel after trying it for the first time? Tell me what it felt like the first time being inside a woman or vice versa.Give me details. Was it good? Was it bad experience ? Did you go back for more.Did it make you a addict?
Different Poem
A DIFFERENT CHRISTMAS POEM The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in t he cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps
Oh My Goat!
Aparently the police can't do anything about my stolen identity at the time My name is Tara! I ROCK! Wow... must have had a good day at work eh? Any ways, I'm a phlebotomist! let me suck yer blood mmm
My Radio Station
Lyrics
"Voices" by Disturbed So, are you breathing Wake up, are you alive Will you listen to me I'm gonna talk about some freaky shit now Someone is gonna die When you listen to me Let the living die, Let the living die (say) Are you breathing now Do the wicked see you You still breathing You're making me known What's up, I wonder why Do you listen to me I'm gonna make you do some freaky shit now Insane, you're gonna die When you listen to me Let the living die, Let the living die (say) I can hear the voice But I don't want to listen Strap me down and tell me I'll be alright I can feel the subliminal need To be one with the voice And make everything alright So, are you breathing? Can't you imagine how good going through this will make you feel I promise, no one will ever know There will be no chance of you getting caught They never loved you anyway So come on, be a man And do what you are compelled to do "Mad W
The Sun Will Rise In The Morning
Words & Quotes
Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for. Epicurus (341 BC - 270 BC) Be not ashamed of thy virtues; honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times. Ben Jonson (1572 - 1637) Be honorable yourself if you wish to associate with honorable people. Welsh Proverb Imagination is more important than knowledge... Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955) Everything you can imagine is real. Pablo Picasso (1881 - 1973) The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions. Alfred Lord Tennyson (1809 - 1892) Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot. D. H. Lawrence (1885 - 1930) Never give advice unless asked. German Proverb One kind word can warm three winter months. Japanese proverb If you wish your merit to be known,
Ive Been Tagged!!!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I luv to text 2. i have to daughters 3. I LUV black cooooccccccccckkkkkkkkkk lol 4. I have 5 tatts 5. Id luv to find mr, right along with mrs. 6. IM BI 7. Im gettin my tongue peirced wit my fu-wifey 8. Someday i want 2 b married 9. I luv to travel 10.i luv to smoke IVe tagged Jessica, Smackalicious, Thickness, Little Miss ladykiller, Jason XCross
Life Of A Cave Man
Teazers Lounge
Me Being Just Me
I just wanted to say i am new to all of this and thank you everyone that is leaving me comments and etc .I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A AWESOME DAY.
Sexy Blog / Thanks Naked Rocker
(If you are reading this, you should repost it. I'm curious what others will say! ....At the very least, leave me a comment letting me know you saw it!) ================================================================================================== What is it that you absolutely need sexually? For there to be feelings attached to it all What is something you have always wanted to try? Elevator sex sounds good. What is something you have never done in bed before? IWell hell, that would be a whole lot of things What time of day do you like to have sex? Middle of the afternoon. Usually because it means it's spontaneous. What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? A man? How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? All of 2 seconds If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? Depends on who that someone in the next room was. Strangers: Excited! My mother: Nervous Would it bothe
No Use Saying Sorry
I am so addicted right now to this place! It's way better than the other places I'm on. Now I just want to make it to the next level! Yep, call a spade a spade...I'm a FuWhore!! Anyone have any suggestions for me???? xo's K What is leveling and why hasn't anyone bought me a drink yet? I'm kinda thirsty.... :) Soup Kitchen Somehow, I think that the guy taking a picture of First Lady Obama with his cell phone is a bit hypocritical, don't you? I mean come on...the guy is standing in line at a soup kitchen, supposedly too poor to find food, but he can afford a cell phone? What's wrong with this picture? Did the nation miss the point? I certainly didn't. Yes she is doing something wonderful, I'll give her that but it really chaps my rear end to see something like that. Is it just me being critical or what?
Heartbreaking...
" I just love you more as a friend then the way you love me..."
Bailout 2.0
Last week, the Obama administration announced new plans to "rescue" the economy with another round of bailouts. Heritage economists David John and James Gattuso explain the plan's flaws: http://members.myheritage.org/site/R?i=1BR7bAisaPY7jf5z-Ms1cA.. As announced [last] Tuesday by Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner, the plan is a grab bag of policies of doubtful effectiveness and uncertain consequences financed with $2 trillion or more in taxpayer dollars. To make matters worse, key elements of the plan were merely placeholders lacking concrete details about how they would be actually work. One thing seems certain. These massive new programs will increase Washington's control over the financial system, placing politicians in the role of bank managers and hedge fund investors, to the long-term detriment of consumers and workers. Open letter: The 'stimulus' is horrible for America In an open letter to the Congress and the President of the United States, sent b
A Page From My Book
I am finally home from a bad day at work. You meet me at the door. I am spent and disturbed by the cruelty and ignorance of a few of my customers. You smile at me and wrap me in your warm arms. "I'm so glad you're home Honey" I can smell the dinner you cooked but underlying that a warm smell that is yours and yours alone. Clean and earthy, calming because it is yours. I don't want the hug to end. I feel safest within these strong arms. You have wrapped all your love and concern within it and it soothes my injured soul. Yet you pull away with a gentle smile and lead me to the couch. You have my tea set ready and are pouring me a cup of chamomile tea. You prop my feet and tell me " Dinner will be ready in about 10 minutes" You come around behind me, rub my stiffened shoulders and ask, "What has you so upset Honey?" I melt and blurt it all out. By the time dinner is done we are both laughing at how absurd the situation was. I try to stand to help with dinner and you push me
Hmm Idk
I'm sorry for all the things i have done and all the things i have not I am who i am it is what it is like it or hate it I am ME and ill only be Me If you cant under stand me then dont talk to me soo i dk i just dk what to do idk what to wear idk what to fuck widk what to say i dk i dk what to lick idk what to kiss i just dont knoeeeee
Tag
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I kick ass at Guitar Hero. 2. I'm a twin. 3. Was born and raised in Texas. 4. I sleep in my car and lock the doors when i go to parties. 5. iMPORT is my [Robin]. 6. I've never broken a bone in my body. 7. My nickname is DinkyDow [CrazyGirl]. 8. I didn't go to my high school prom. 9. Lisa rawks my sawks! 10. And I did this blog for iMPORT! ~I'm tagging~ Lisa Chriz JussCuzz Tyler JDRighteous
Sorry
Change
How man times do I have to change Now my life is tormented and strange Nothing is clear or ever will be I fear I gave her everything I had Yet it's my fault she is mad You want to hear how I feel She won't listen only peel She sits in her nest Requesting I be honest Yet she can't be honest with me All I desire is to be free Hide behind my mask I call life I do's paired us husband and wife I can't find my direction Words are her weapon It must be my destiny to live in misery I will continue to fade away Until I am dark, dull and gray She wants me to change again forget all the pain Please give me a chance with a hidden evil glance So I must change for you All so you can screw With the man I once was But never again because She can't change herself So I put my heart on a self She will never have it It sits there bleeding and split How do you bring back something that is dead? After all that has been said It forced me to
Yo
[Intro: Some guys talking] The spiked red hair...and the..and the, paint on his face Whow, hold on man, Tech is losein' it man He's not as grounded as he used to be Tech was a devil worshiper You know you see a black dude with red hair And a long beard, I mean look he look scary to me too Yeah that nigga Tech man he sellin' out man That..that's he's doin' that for the white folks That white shit he doin' man [Verse 1: Tech N9ne] I've been writing for Nineteen years for sure Haters in these times Niggas don't wanna see me shine Stop me, and then try and tell me (Come gangster) And then compare me to Nelly (What ya bang bra) So this songs is gonna tell me so called gangster Niggas, who the fuck has always been the bigger G? Hey, I've been bustin' And fizz knuckin' bitches It tizz nothin' for years puffin' I've been clutchin' riches from his muffin' Heres fuck you niggas this is toughin' I (Don't know what the fuck you thinkin' telling me this shit is hella fake) Say, since way back in t
Gnarly.
You’ve Been Tagged Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I keep getting random texts(cell) from some douchebag, telling me how sexy I am. He won't tell me who he is. I told him I could give a fuck about what he thinks and to fuck off 2. I Guess I don't take well to compliments really. 3. I just ate a tuna and chip wrap? Yeah... I enjoyed it. 4. I need to fix the faucet in the shower, because it takes 2 mins to turn the cold water on... and then when its on, it takes even longer to turn off? Shit sucks yo. 5. I am currently unemployed, because my miraculous mind decided to agree with me, and encourage my quitting. 6. I guess I tend to lead guy
Living In The City
l Every passing day the rude and ignorant are increasing in numbers. No one seems to know how to use the words please and thank you.  People speak but do not want to listen.  People want you to wait, but unwilling to wait themselves.  It does not matter if your busy chatting with someone else or not, they rudly interupt as if they are more important.  I do believe we now need a manual for dummies living in society.  I have a crappy job and see all sorts of people on a daily business, and I must say ~ I love the people I work with, but the customers are idiots and that alone is enough to hate the job ~  I always use my manners and is polite to each and everyone that comes in.  I only wish I could recieve the same type of servise.  I wonder if the schools are the ones teaching society to ask for things with "Give/Get me"  I realize most are in this life for themselves and hardly care about others and what harm they do to others.  But I for one will not follow into this crap.  I wil
Plz Respond
Men=confusion!!
--I spent night after night falling asleep to your voice --I wake up everyday and have texts from you concerned about how I slept --Then all of a sudden theres nothing, no phone calls, no texts --I message you every place I can think of --I begin to wonder if something horrible has happend to you --Why are you so gone? --What have I done? --You don't realize how much I blame myself... --Obviously you don't care --All I think I was is something to occupy you breifly --Did I really deserve this? --Are you really gone for good? --I honestly loved you --I believed the words you spoke were true --Who is she that's taking my place? --I swear I have something that says "Break my heart" on my forehead
It's Time!
It's time! To ORACLE this gentleman! He worked hard to get here and he helped a lot of us all the time!It's time to return the love now! He needs less than 4mil points. Autos will be on Friday. Bling,Rate,Bomb!!! ☮LarryB☮@ fubar Pimped out with love by: ♫BlackWidow♫@ fubar
Darkness Inside
I feel the pain inside my head Inside my head i feel alive I hope to die in the black suffocating darkness But i live afraid to die Pulled apart by the darkness Society tells me i must die Abomination, Discrimination, Suffocation I open my eyes and realize Im drowning in my own darkness Created by the hand that feeds me the poison that they call life set me free let me die just drown in my darkness forever The fountain of life? No the fountain of death beckons me to its blackest depths do i lead or do i follow below what is right what is wrong?
Nice Job By The Marketing Department :)
So they change the setting so you cant rate pics fast because "this is a social site". WTF now we have cherry bombs. Seems to me, that if you don't spend money (real) you get no benefits or abilities unless you level. Sure if you make Oracle. But lets be real. How long would that take you with no money spent? I know and understand this is a business just like any other. But isn't it supposed to be "A social site"? Sorry just venting a little no harm meant.
Lalala
A Blog
does this site have a chat? i dont see one, maybe im blinded lol This is my blog, but I don't know what to say. lol This site is cool. I was on myspace but that site is too boring. I like tubely and performerspot too. Anyone know how old this site is, it is new or not? ok bye bye for now :) bored home on saturday night. ill chat on performerspot or yahoo. anyone watching a good movie?
Mardi Gras
Parade-goers glow over largest Mardi Gras since '05 05:41 PM CST on Wednesday, February 25, 2009 Maya Rodriguez / Eyewitness News NEW ORLEANS – Veteran Mardi Gras visitors provided the anecdotal evidence. Video: Watch the Story "I haven't seen it this packed in a long time," said Jason Williams, a New York City native, who spent his seventh Mardi Gras in New Orleans this year. The numbers, though, provide the hard evidence. Tourism officials said Mardi Gras 2009 saw the largest crowds in the city since 2005 – the Mardi Gras before Hurricane Katrina. Nearly one million people turned out for the celebration. The number is based on hotel occupancy rates, restaurant and store sales and garbage collection. "It's very impressive considering the economy the way it is," said Kelly Schulz, with the New Orleans Convention and Visitors Bureau. "We weren't really sure what to expect, but we promoted Mardi Gras very heavily." The promotion revolved around selling New Orleans as
St..louis Party
StLouis Area FuSingles Mardi Gras Party - Sat, March 7th - Updated 2/24 (Puhleez Repost) (repost) date: 2009-02-24 14:24:33 last updated Sunday, Feb 24th, 7:45am FuTime St Louis Area FuSingles Mardi Gras Party Saturday March 7th, 7:00 pm - 1:30 am Grab your beads and your single friends and head on over to the Stratford Inn and extend your Mardi Gras celebration just a little bit longer! Saturday, March 7th 7:00 pm - 1:30 am Stratford Bar & Grill (in the Ballroom) 800 South Highway Drive (across from Chrysler off hwy 44) Fenton, Missouri 63026 (636) 343-5757 http://www.stratfordbar.com ~~ FuSpecials ~~ * No Cover * $1 All Night Long - Pabst Blue Ribbon * $2 All Night Long - well, wine & draft * $2 All Night Long - Bud, Bud Light & Bush Bottles * Free Buffet from 8 - 9:30 (chicken wings, pasta & salad) * DJ and Music all night * Discounted Room Rate of $35.00 (tax included - just tell them you are with fubar) * 1
My Mind
in my head these things i see i close my eyes and i picture a sky just as the sun goes down isee the reflection of the moon in the water and wonder some times what will that reflection show each time i close my eyes evry time i see some thing different some times good sometimes bad some times i see my self as my father and some times as a kid sometimes different things i cannot explain these images what do they mean i can see waves coming in now the water is at my ankles and i ccant move as the water rises i feel the sand beneath my feet begin to disipateand the sea slowly swallows me and i dont even scream and then all thats left is the reflection in the water and the moon Cody Fortescue: and my body becomes the sea Cody Fortescue: thats one of my dreams

1. I have two wonderful kids 2. I am married to a soldier 3. My husband is deployed 4. I work for an oral surgeon 5. I am a FUBAR addict !!!!! 6. Horror movies are my favorite 7. Purple is my favorite color 8. I have 4 best friends 9. My number one is one of my besties 10. I drive a '07 Mustang 11. I have had major surgery 12. I LOVE Key Lime Pie ... haha 13. Is my lucky numer 14. I can be the biggest bitch you will ever meet 15. I love road trips!!!!!!
Bullshit
well since this site is more about your score and worrying who has the most points and the most "friends" im out of here. Friends are people that you actually talk to and have conversations with, not just rate their photos and profile and other things like that. I dont need an online popularity contest to make myself feel better abotu myself i know who i am and what i do i dont need complete strangers telling me this. Dont get me wrong ive met some great nice people here but those were few and far between. I have far better things to do then waste my time trying to be the cool kid on fubar. So continue on living your meaningless online lives.
Bump~n~grind Staff
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Please Come Help
I AM IN A HOTTEST GIRLS ON FUBAR CONTEST, PLEASE CUM AND LOVE ON MY PIC AND LEAVE ME COMMENTS...IF YOU THINK I AM HOT CUM HELP TYVM...THE LINK IS BELOW,PLEASE HELP I START MY NEW JOB TOMORROW,AND COULD USE ALL THE HELP ON MY CONTEST, I AM STILL IN FIRST BUT SECOND PLACE IS NOT FAR FROM ME, PLEASE COME SHOW ME SUM LUV, EVEN IF JUST A FEW COMMENTS TYVM..... CONTEST ENDS MARCH 7TH @ 12PM EASTERN TIME TY
Rate, Add, And Fan Please
Hey everybody. Rate, Add, and Fan my brother Dradd. You can look him up on my page. and why you are there you can rate my new pics. Thanks everybody in Fu land.
You Knoe Who You Are
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you
Venting
Everyday I wonder why I am alone. Maybe it is me, maybe not. I would love to find someone like me. Who knows whats in my future I hope it is something good. I believe I deserve a partner who will love me for me and nothing else. My life is an open book ready for a new chapter a new beginning. So what do you think I am open for suggestions. Please private message me and give your insight.
Why?
Today around 5 pm my mom attempted suicide. She called crying saying over and over again that she just wanted me to know how much she loved me. I rushed over to find her babbling incoherently and she was barely conscious. As my friend and I rushed her to the hospital her breathing was becoming more shallow. At the hospital all I could do was sit there with this helpless, sick, scared feeling in the pit of my stomach as they stuck tubes down her nose and throat, put her on a respirator and pump her stomach. I was scared out of my mind that I was going to lose my mom. And then the last thing she said to me in the car before she went unconscious started playing in my head over and over again. "Please don't be mad at me" Mad? At her? That hadn't even crossed my mind. Mad at the person who made her feel so worthless that she didn't want to live anymore, of course. I am so mad at him I would rip his fucking dick off and feed it to him if I could. But back to the point, I hadn't been mad at
Shit
Mardi Gras
i`ll buy gift beads 4 boob/ass salutes but not bling beads i can`t do bling but gift beads are just as good any takers hit me up i`m a boob man and a ass man i`m new at this blog thing here
Things About Me
Tell me YOUR story​ Hi, my name is: John Never​ in my life have I been to: California I hate it when:​​ people dont stop at stop signs The one perso​n who can drive​ me nuts is: My Daughter When I'm nervo​us:​​ I usually dont show it, but I usually am not nervous. It takes alot. The last song I liste​ned to was: Superwoman If I were to get marri​ed right​ now my best man/ maid of honor​ would​ be: Chuck My hair is: very short...kinda spiked When I was 5: i was in 1st grade. Last Chris​tmas:​​ I was in Florida with my parents and my family I shoul​d be: Away from the computer. When I look down:​ I can see a flatter belly starting to emerge The happi​est recen​t event​ was: My lasik surgery My curre​nt annoy​ance is: Not being able to kick my craving for ju
Faith
life is too short 4 maybe and wot ifs!!!! so go do wot ever wen ever how ever and do it soon x
The Happy Spot!!!!
Hello to all my friends on here. Hope you all are having a wonderful Hump Day!!! Everyone knows I usually keep to myself & never ask for anything from any of my friends on here. But... today is a little different. I have a really good friend of mine that has just opened a new lounge. Its very nice, tasteful, and constantly monitored by staff. But my friend Keri, the owner, needs some new cam girls for the lounge. If you could help her out so that the lounge really takes off for her, I would greatly appreciate it!! Just go to the link below and join. Please???? http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=65292
New To This
Hello all, my name is Angelo and I have been working with comp. practically since they came out, I have never bloged or even know what a blog is. If all it consists of is writting what you feel or whatever then let's give it a try. Anyone is welcome to give me some feedback if I am wrong, as a matter of fact I think i am going to leave it at that, again if anyone is willing please let me know if I am doing this right. Until next time have a wonderfull day all.
Banginbrunette1
Hi i live in newport,And i work in prov.I love being out in the fresh air. Hi I'm from newport,i work in prov.I love being outside in the fresh air.
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My Vow Of Love
I've made a vow, to no one but you I pledge my love to forever be true I'll take care of you and treat you right I'll lay beside you all through the night I'll feed you and clothe you and keep you warm I'll hug you and kiss you and give shelter in the storm I'll help you and guide you and clear a path I'll protect you and shield you from an angry man's wrath I'll listen to your problems help you solve them too I'll make you a rainbow and let the sun shine through I'll take your side even if you're wrong Just to prove our love is strong I'll plant you flowers and make them grow They'll be a symbol of love that only we'll know I'll whisper your name when no one is near So low that only you can hear You'll feel my love even if we're apart You'll know that we are one in heart
Angel
I am a crazy girl who really enjoys doing her own thing. I can not be tied down or controled I AM THE UNCONTROLABLE!! Lol literally you cant do it people have tried and you should ask them how it worked out. I really enjoy movies, but not T.V. I hate T.V. Blood and gore is a major turn on for me lol I LOVE pain. I really enjoy to be outside, when I'm cooped up in my house I kinda start going crazy... walls I HATE walls. To be honest if I don't get married I'm going to be the crazy cat lady who answers her door naked. BUT it would be totally awsome if I found a guy who was crazy enough to have millions of cats and answer the door naked with me... when we are old of course. I've been in more than one abusive relationship and to be honest they got hurt alot more than I did... I know how to defend myself soooo boys if we where ever to meet up remember that I have been in MMA for 2 years and my father taught martial arts for 25 years. I hate when people are way to into themselfs
Newby In The House
Well i wanted to take the time and make my very first blog! Break it in, so to say. I dont have to much to say here but i had to see how it all worked. Being a myspace junkie, i can see this website isnt anything like that! WITCH is good! Nooby in the house! lol
Poem5
New beginnings and fresh starts a time to heal broken hearts Looking forward to brand new things time to try and spread new wings As trees bud out and flowers appear the birds are singing songs of cheer A refreshing time of joy and hope makes me feel like I can almost cope Flowers will grow and begin to bloom take time to enjoy and forget all the gloom Look ahead for brighter days to find leave the pain and sorrows all behind WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN ALONE FOR SO LONG WITHOUT SOMEONE TO SHARE THEIR LIFE YOU START TO BELIEVE ALL HOPE IS GONE YOU WILL BE FOREVER IN SO MUCH STRIFE WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO SHOW THEY CARE TO WANT TO GIVE YOU ALL THEY CAN
Wiseguy
As if you couldnt tell by now lol im a HUGE wiseguy fan. I have uploated 10 stashs that has to do with wiseguy. I was only a little kid when wiseguy was on. Under 10 years old even. But it was my all time favorite show. I still remember watching the show when I was little. I am even wanting to save up and get the complete dvd set. hehe I know maybe I'm crazy but come on who wouldnt think Vinnie was cute?? I know some out there would say hes not. But, even not yet 10 I thought he was sooooooo cute. Just to bad they dont still show wiseguy reruns on tv anymore hehe.
Just A Girl
Sorry I am AWOL so much these days. I have returned to the UK and am getting to know my daughter all over again after 12 years apart. I will return to the net scene later , once she and I are bonded and the work of selling this house is under control. I will pop in from time to time, so be patient to have your messages answered. Love and Light....BLU So here we go again , I start yet ANOTHER BLOG! I must own about 5 or 6 blogs at the least, and im sure if I put them all together we have a clear history of the whole of my life.That's actually not true as the blog I kept everyday for about 3 years got deleted...yeah I got extremely pissed off one day and deleted it all..silly me.Well I am new to this Fu community and am still "testing it's waters"...if I conclude it's worth my time to become completely addicted tot his place..then I will do my best to keep a good detailed Blog here....if not Im on Facebook, Myspace, Blogger, ect ect ect hahaha anyways. Up until the last few days I have s
Clothing Auction
A NEW KIND OF AUCTION,YOU WON'T WANNA MISS OUT ON THIS! AUCTION OFF A PIECE OF YOUR CLOTHING!! THE CLOTHING WILL BE UP TO YOU, SO, U CAN PUT ANY THING UP FOR AUCTION! BIDDERS WILL MAKE OFFERS AND YOU GET TO ACCEPT WHICHEVER BID YOU PREFER!! ONLY RULE IS: YOU MUST SEND THE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING TO THE BIDDER THAT WINS IT! YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR SHIPPING IT AND GETTING IT TO THE WINNER, WINNERS ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU SEND ME A PIC OF YOU WEARING OR HOLDING UP THE PIECE OF CLOTHING & PAY UP YOUR BID TO THE PERSON AUCTIONING THEIR ARTICLE OF CLOTHING ANYTHING MAY BE BID , FUBUX ...BLASTS...CASH...VIP...TICKERS.....BLING/BLING PACS...ETC OR ANY COMBINATION OF THEM TO GET IN THIS AUCTION, PLEASE SEND ME A PIC OF U,HOLDING UP OR WEARING THE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING YOU WANNA AUCTION OFF. AUCTION WILL BE OPEN ON MARCH 4TH 2009 AND END MARCH 11TH 2009 , NOON EST. ALL PICS MUST BE SUBMITTED NO LATER THAN MARCH 4TH BY MIDNIGHT EST TIME. NO LATER ENTRIES PE
Shadow Levelers Bully Bak Ground
Fake And Stupid Too
I posted this on the profile in answer to the blog that Lord Alucard put up about his fake west virgina marriage to christie or jessica or whoever she is pretending to be today. "from what i saw in the convo that she had with lucky, she knew he was gonna do it and IGNORED it and him, saying she wasnt gonna talk to him until the 6th. so if she already knew he was gonna do it, why did she do NOTHING AT ALL?????? he killed himself on wednesday, his brother told us on thursday. no one told her a week before hand that he did this, HE told her he was gonna do it, and she IGNORED HIM. i have seen the convo where she said it. and if she cared for him just soo much, why didnt she try to stop him?? and why did she leave a comment on his page on feb 10th saying she loved him and then turn around the next day and announce that she was marrying you?? yeah i think we have had enough of this bullshit with you two to last us a lifetime. " i know it will be deleted before anyone else can see it, a
Its Back!!
Just so people realize I really don't expect much but if I take 1-2 hours on your page then don't bitch when I expect a little consideration back or my time. I never ask for bling...never beg, just you know do what you need to do. I really dislike the excuses people give though ..."I'm too busy....my children...etc" See if I can take the time and consideration for you then why not do the same. It isn't that hard. We are all on this oppressive web site trying to have fun, obtain rates and give back to others~~ To those auto assholes and there are some on this site. They get 35 credits that is 35k atop of the people rating them so ummmm you don't need to do a damn thing and get all the points one could desire. So why does it seem so hard that you can not do the same?? Laziness, spoiled or just ignorance?? It is a shame people show very little respect, ok we all have a hard time rating since the higher jack asses changed the system, but I work with it even though every other on
The Big Girls Next Door
Men: 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5.1 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth). 3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. Women: 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy"
Why???
i start to want a relationship. then i get into one. and then it goes bad horribly fast. after the last time, i decided to be single, for, well, indefinitely. i hate them. wish i could bypass the first few parts and just get to the more deep parts. anybody care to try to help me understand it?????
Pix Made For Me
Pictures Made For Me By Alex Thank You Hunnie xXx Made For Me By Tra71 Thank You.
How Aliens Fish
how aliens fish
Can U Help Us Pray For Him
our new baby cuz. was born on new years day was just life lined to the hospital due to the fact that he can't breath. he got a really bad cold and now he can't breath can u help us out by praying for him
Oh Whatever
do i ever hate the way fubar blogs try and format things... anyway, if like me you use the internet purely as a way of being late for work/ not doing any work/ not sending off masters to labels that have been waiting on you for months/ not watching LA Ink when your girlfriend's glued to that bullshit then this will fill three minutes of your time between looking for the new Jesu record on some blog or other and trying to resist the urge to look at porn. _________________________________________________ Solidarity once stood for the fact that a lot of people shared the same thoughts about a certain thing. Solidarity today means nothing. It might do so for a short period in some peoples lives until the move on to better positions in life and careers. A lot of people find themselves fighting for solidarity within thier class in order to find themselves being in a generation older than everyone else. It's a scary thought that one day will wake up to find your friends and the mainfe
Poems By Friends
The night comes slowly, softly, finally.. bathing all in a soothing cloak of darkness and bringing with it so much time for pain, passion and pleasure. It is my domain.. my realm in which I await for you to call to me. I am not hard to find.. I am always just outside your reality, waiting.. hoping to be summoned to you by a breathless sigh, a dark, sweet thought.. a need that throbs within your blood. Let tonight be the night.. throw open your window and allow pleasure to enter. Cast off the trinkets that keep me from you. Remove the veil of fear that keeps you from your destiny and bare yourself to me this night. Accept the forbidden embrace, the dark, sweet kiss.. the pure passion and pleasure my darkness brings. Learn the things you long to know.. experience all you have dreamed of so often. Surrender to me and have no fear. For the sun will rise and I will leave. And you can return to the everyday in which you dwell.
Blings
Blings & Rates 1st off. You don't go around asking people to buy you blings. 2nd of all you shouldn't go around rating pics then ask them for bling. You rate them because you want to, not because your forced. Now lets get on to the Blings Like i said previously, You don't BEG for BLING. Let someone bling you cause they want to. If you want me to bling you then i suggest BUY me a BLING PACK then i will BLING you. Unless I have bling credits i will bling whoever i choose to do so. GET A LIFE AND STOP BEGGING Thanks
Do You Know Who I Am?
This is one of the best things I've read in years!!! I wish I could go there for dinner!!! Montana Restaurant: This is a great story! The radio station America FM was doing one of its 'Is Anyone Listening?' bits this morning. The first question was, 'Ever have a celebrity come up with the 'Do you know who I am?' routine?' A woman called in and said that a few years a go, while visiting her cattle rancher uncle in Billings , MT , she had occasion to go to dinner at a restaurant that does not take reservations. The wait was about 45 minutes; many ranchers and their wives were waiting. Ted Turner and his ex-wife Jane Fonda came in the restaurant and wanted a table. The hostess informed them that they'd have to wait 45 minutes. Jane Fonda asked the hostess, 'Do you know who I am?' The hostess answered, 'Yes, but you'll have to wait 45 minutes.' Then Jane asked if the manager was in. When the manager came out, he asked, 'May I help you?' 'Do you know who we are?' b
Thanks
i'd like 2 thank everyone who told me happy birthday today... you know all you so called friend who forgot thanks so all you who remembered thank you a bunch and you might not get a present but you'll def. get a happy birthday. to all you so called friends who couldn't take 5 seconds of you time to msg me comment me or txt me on my birthday... don't expect shit from me.. just sayin so i'm going 2 go drink another couple shots of absolute and raise my right hand with my middle finger up hehe i'm a bitch i know Phenomenal Woman by Maya Angelou Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm ar
Free Again
So here it is. Divorce. We had out fair share of issues but nothing we couln't ever work through. But something we can't work through is him falling in love again with his exwife. yeah. harsh huh? the story goes as this: she his ex went to a year long treatment facicilty for being hooked on ice in maui. while in there he met another woman. moved to washington state in 95/ divorced his ex in 97. got together with me in june of 2000. we married in july 2001. he gained custody of his two sons in february 2002. this past xmas they went for their last visitaion with her and she refused to send the4m back and he had to fly to maui to get the youngest which is 15. he brought him home the weekend of martin luther king weekend. i felt a vibe that was "off". so i questioned him and he told me that he missed hawaii and that was it. we got papers in the mail that the ex had filed for custody and he needed to appear in court feb 11th. so he made arragements to fly down there yet again to "squash it
Moms...in The Eyes Of 2nd Graders...
WHY GOD MADE MOMS Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. What ingredients are mothers made of ? 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 1. We're related. 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. What kind of little girl was your mom? 1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 2. I don't
California Redwood Run 2009
Every year there is a motorcycle ride to the redwoods in Piercy. This year the run is June 12-14. Check out this site. http://www.redwoodrun.com/ The site where the event is held is on private property. You have to have a ticket to get in. Price of a ticket from what I have been told is $130 for the three days. Places to stay are very few. If you like to camp camping is available onsite. I plan to leave Daytona Beach, FL. My plan is taking 6 to 7 days of riding to get to my brother in laws place in the San Francisco Bay area. From there do the run the ride back to Florida. I have an open passenger seat for a female that wants to ride. Share expenses. A ride of a lifetime. Other riders are welcome to join on the trip. My route is open to the fu world. Let's ride.
Who Do I Have To...
So, yeah, nobody has actually talked to me in a few days. I'm really upset about it, I mean, what the hell do I have to do to get some friends who will actually talk to me. I sometimes get very lonely, and this just makes it worse, especially when someone who claims to be my boyfriend won't even give me the time of day right now, it's kind of depressing, I'm sorry if anyone reads this, I just need to rant a little bit. My dream job actually exists! I couldn't believe it when I heard, only problem is that it's in Idaville, Indiana. For someone who's never lived outside of California, Indiana seems like another world away. So, back to the job, it's at the Great Cats of Indiana. It's a large cat rescue facility over there. I don't presume to think I am in any way qualified for the job...yet, but I graduate next year, and I'll take the State and National board certification exams, then I will be Veterinary Technician, then some day I will eventually go to Vet School and be a veterin
Help
I've been on fubar for about 3 years. I'm not godmother yet. My fuversary is in Aug. So I would appreciate any help I can get
From Ms. Sassy
My Loving Son
Sitting here remembering the first time we saw one another ...You were so afraid of me.Yet so very brave,as you proved time and time again.What a brave and delightful young man you were and still are to this day!!! You didn't like me too much...Your Dad and I?...Well...we prayed. You were always doing something to cause me and your Father worry...lol...But that is what children do and that is what parents do...worry...and Pray. The day you put your head through a wall barely missing the door frame...we didn't know whether to spank you or laugh...we prayed... Then we laughed...so very grateful that you didn't hurt the wall!!!...lol...okay that you hadn't hurt yourself...smiles...Your Dad and I asked why you did it and all you could say was "because it was there"!!!...We prayed. Of course no parents heart could stop the way ours did when you dodged in front of a truck...The truck hit your back tire causing you to flip and land face down in the yard.AFTER we had told you not to
Update If U Care
i have now went and had all my tests run which i still have endometriosis but i now also have thyroid problems which they said to take my results to the family dr and he can decide if i need to be put on meds for that . although i havent had much time to get to him just yet because now i have one hell of a cold thats kicking my ass .. i am so tired of being sick all time .. i really feel ok some days but other days it takes all i have to just get up and get my son to the bus stop daily but i still have to get it done so far i havent had no periods which i am liking , so hopefully the pills is doing what they are meant to do so when i go back for my checkup i won't have no more surgeries thank god . i have had my fair share of surgeries the past few yrs and if u know anything about me at all you will know what im talkin about there also .now all i need to do is try to kick this cold in the ass which isn't working too well at the moment i guess my immune system is down or something b
A Little More About Me
K, this might be like venting so if u wanna read, go ahead, but I don't care if anyone does or not. I put it as NSFW because I don't know all the rules on here and just wanna be on the safe side...plus I'm going to be swearing alot and saying some stuff that's on my mind. With that intro...here we go.... LOL! I'm sooo not happy with my life right now! I have my son and that's the only good thing. His father is a fucking douche that should DIE! my job fucking sucks ass, my finances are shot to shit, and I really want to have sex with a hot girl, but there's none in my area!!!! Plus, my close friends don't know that fact about me and I don't really want to voice it to them. It's basically just a fantasy..would never go full lesbo. Just wanna have some fun here and there. I understand now why guys love going down on a girl. It takes as amazing as it feels. I only wish one thing. That guys could switch and have a vagina for a day to see how it does feel and to have some pointers to wo
Another Year To Reflect....
As the hours and minutes tick on I realize it has been almost another year. Each day that passes with the start of dawn I dream of a time when you were here.   I wish I could turn back the hands of time And stop them at a time where I could hear your cry. I cant help but think it is a horrible crime That I have already had to say goodbye.   Though your life was cut to short for my taste You will always live on in my thoughts and my heart. Your place in my life can never be replaced I will always feel the pain of us being apart. Most people look at their birthdays as a celebration for another year of life. However, my birthdays have become dreaded. Its not because I become older, that I'm okay with. But my birthday marks the beginning of some emotionally difficult times for me. March 17, 2003 is a day I began to change who I am. It is the day I held my first true angel in my arms. The day my 2nd son was born without life, 5 weeks before his due date. The day that I s
Is There Any True Friends
I wonder is there really any true friends. The one when you feeling down you call and they can hear in your voice that you upset. The one when you is feeling down they can lift you right back up. The one you can tell any and everything do not worry about it been repeated back to any one. The one when you need a favor they will not let you down. I just wonder is there any true friends if you out there please stand up ok!!!!!

The Treatment Of Our Troops
hey this is just a little bite about how i feel about the way some ppl treat our troops when they come home like the of day a man got on the bus and his transfer was five mins over due and he told the driver he just got home from over seas and this was his first time seeing his baby son and the driver said"thats not my problem its your own stupidity for joining the army " like come on a simple sorry sir would have done like these men and women not only give teir services but they give their lives to to fight for us like i hope its different in the states but i just want to say to all the troops canadian or american thank you and remember the next time you meet a man or woman in the service just a thank you goes a long way.
Dead Beat Dad
www.myspace.com/joes_seabass this guy is a dead beat dad if you've got something to say to him that's his myspace link let him have it
Amazing Friends Playlist
My Hero
My Hero My hero is probably the most common hero out there. She is someone I know inside and out. Also, she is someone I deeply respect. Without her, I would not be the person I am today. Of course, my hero is my mother – who else? There are so many reasons for this. I will point out three of them. She is very strong, caring, and generous. So much comes from just three words, as I will soon explain. I will explain the first reason; my mother is the strongest person I know. When I was younger, my dad had alcohol problems and did not help out as a father figure in the family. This made my mom’s job twice as hard. A lot of stress came with the years we lived with him. My mom had never been alone so she was afraid to leave. But she knew that it was not the right life for my brother, sister and I. So she finally decided to leave my dad despite of the troubles that followed. My second reason for picking my mother as my hero is that she is caring. The reason for this i
Poetry
Silently I Die Current mood: cold Category: Writing and Poetry Wh..spered Shadows haunt my dreams S..lent Screams ..nvade my conc..ousness Lonel..ness and Despa..r my fa..thfull compan..ons S..lently .. D..e A L..fe once l..ved A Future once faced A Past never end..ng S..lently .. D..e A Tear never shed A Laugh never heard A Feel..ng never felt S..lently .. D..e Swell..ng Darkness all around Ravenous Anger ..n a ball Mortal Terror grabb..ng hold S..lently .. D..e One Last breath One Last scream One Last cr..mson drop S..lently .. D..E A Single tear A moment of Heartache Never to be forgotten Unreal pain Within thy soul Love once found Then swept Away Standing at the brink A breaking point of no return Waiting on every breath A word from your heart A Million needles within my skin Promises of the Future Pain of the past Burning cuts Crimson falling from my every pore Eyes that never lie Beyond t
My Good Friend Has Auto 11's Fri. 6pm
'*L.W.Creations*Morphs,Tags,& Beyond.AKA-LORD WOLF,Fu Married to Just Susan' wrote the following at '2009-02-26 13:59:10'..
Web Site Bikerornot.com
Come check out my link to a really cool site. angeleyes_tinkerbellWhere the Ride Never Ends! POST THiS iF YOU AREN'T SCARED TO SEE HOW PEOPLE THINK OF YOU 0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww!? 1 = Definetly not attractive. 2 = Decent 3 = Cute 4 = Fine as hell! 5 = I'd do you. 6 = Pretty damn sexy! 7 = Lovable,I LOVE YOU!!! 8 = I wanna make you mine
Ok, I Am Doing This With My New Webcam/camera
Ok all, here in the next few days or weeks, new pics will be taken and uploaded here soon and also I'll be doing salutes so if I make one, I'll let you know to come and get it here and I don't think they'll be NSFW but if you want like that just private message me and I can do that too, I'll just have to think of something here. Now the reason for the new pics is other than the NSFW, I'm trying to level to godfather and it seems like I haven't gotten a whole lot of help here, I could be wrong but nevertheless I am determined to level in anyway possible here. The salutes are for those that I like a lot that is for sure here.
No No No, Don't Take 'em Off, Leave 'em On...
This is the first of what may be many, or very few ramblings. Watch out though, because you never know what crazy shit will come out of my head. On a serious note... What a wonderful afternoon, hanging out with the one who makes me complete. Check her out here: Even though I was working all afternoon, she kept me company and we had quite a few laughs along the way. Things do not get much better than that (well somethings do, wink wink). Tomorrow is Friday, which means after work we'll get the kids in bed, get cleaned up, and start pounding Captain and Coke til the wee hours of Saturday morning. Until the next time....
The Stars I Wish On At Night
In wild notes Lounge, things r never dull. Tonight apr.18th we r having a school girl night for our cam girls to dress up and have tons of fun. plz join us for a wild and crazy night beginning at 10pm. The stars I wish on at night Current mood: depressed Category: Life Here's an interesting situation. Recently I found out that my 3 year old son broke his elbow in 2 different places. Social services was called on to try and look into the matter. The information I got back was just absolute bullshit. They said they cant build a case cause they didnt think there was no abuse done to him and took no further steps to pursue the matter. Now how is it that a little boy at 3 yrs of age could break his elbow in 2 different places and the mom says it was an accident? In my opinion only violent abuse could have done that to him. I just wish he could just be placed with me forever and lead a decent life rather than be subjected to that kind of bullshit. Its just so weird how the state i
My Neice
Okay, my neice is only 9 years old and ever since she was born we noticed she had brown spots on her skin. They got it tested when she was 1 and it turned out to be Neurofibromatosis. It didn't really become too much of a problem until a few years ago. She started having attention issues which they said was ADHD from the disease. Then the spots started growing and spreading out. Her eyes got worse and now she has like 70/40 vision; which her dad already has eye problems which run in the family... so she got it double on that account. The other day (Friday the 13th) she went and had an MRI done. A spot on her brain changed shape from the last tme they did one. They did another test and it came back postive that this is a 1 cm sized brain tumor. We now have to wait 3 months to do another MRI and see what has happened and then she will go to a brain surgeon and have to have brain surgery. I am very upset about all of this and simply ask for support from my friends. Thanks for reading.
Rainbow Kisses
Droplets of moisture elopes with every single kiss luminous colours convey, fortifying hearts encrust Illusions defined by lover's realm of the perfect soul mate as rainbow kisses pour down upon the lips of silent caress Multicoloured emotions of pure sweet devotion with fervid displays, accumulating my love in the perfect way Glittering sparkles of light shading vigorously through the night as her intense connection, flutters my hearts pure affection Totally mystified by each kiss erupting in emotional tides while rainbow kisses collide producing the ultimate ride A passionate collaboration, painting immense divine flirtation underneath our fortress of love, we share our rainbow kisses
Try This!!
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? purse 2. Your significant other? far 3. Your hair? straight 4. Your mother? loving 5. Your father? wonderful 6. Your favorite thing? daughter 7. Your dream last night? not 8. Your favorite drink? martini 9. Your dream/goal? wealth 10. The room you're in? office 11. Music? loud 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? carribean 14. Where were you last night? sleeping 15. What you're not? selfish 16. Muffins? cranberries 17. One of your wish list items? love 18. Where you grew up? toronto 19. The last thing you did? hair 20. What are you wearing? clothes 21. TV? on 22. Your pets? cat 23. Your computer? slow 24. Your life? great 25. Your mood
~~norwood Bar~~
Im At: The Norwood Bar 16200 NordHoff St North Hills, CA 91343 Sun, Wed, And Fri's Come And Have A Drink With Me And See Me!!
Thoughts
as mornings arise and the day moves to quickly I find my mind wandering swiftly conversations come smoothly for you and me we have a lifetime of pleasures to learn about we feelings and sensations are mounting The days I am counting
Stand By Me
Some Of My Favorite Sayings
If One Day... If one day you feel like crying... Call Me I don't promise that I will make you laugh, But I can cry with you. If one day you want to run away- Don't be afraid to call me. I don't promise to ask you to stop...But I can run with you. If one day you don't want to listen to anyone... Call Me. I promise to be there for you. And I promise to be very quiet. But if one day you call... And there is no answer... Come fast to see me. Maybe I need you. If I ever ignored you. I'm Sorry... If I ever made you feel bad or put you down. I'm Sorry... If I ever thought I was bigger and better than you. I love You! Don't ever forget that! Through bad times and good, I'll always be here for you. I'm Sorry..... For everything wrong I've ever done. I'm writing this because what if tomorrow never comes? What if I never get to say good-bye or give you a BIG hug? What if I never get to say I'm Sorry or I love you? Because what if tomorrow never comes? I LOVE YO
Blogging Whatever, Lol
I want to ask everyone on fubar to please not shout box me because it slows my computer down and it also sometimes knocks me offline so if you have my yim please message me on there and if you don't please, please private message me Thank you. I am finally starting to get the hang of Fubar. It's interesting all the things you can actually put on fubar it's amazing. I've added music, videos, etc. it's so cool. check out my profile and see what you think, lol. I am meeting a lot of different people on here and making a lot of friends I am so glad to be apart of this site and I hope to continue to use it. Thanks to all those who are making Fubar enjoyable for me
My Chickenscratch
3 Words Three words, not long ones but huge in their impact and often confusing in their meaning. They can fill you with joy, they can knot you up with fear. Their definition is different for many, do they mean “My life is complete with you”, “I will do anything to make you smile” or just “I am glad you are a part of my life”? They can be frustrating and confusing. When do you use them? Who do you say them to? You say them to your parents, to your kids, to those close to you. When you hear them, you know the person who spoke them thinks of you. And that may be the most important meaning of all.
Yeah I Am New To This
well i am new to this and thanks to the most special person in my life right now besides my soon to be wife I would be very lost.. thank you filthy and I love you..
Go Andy Rooney!
Andy Rooney said on '60 Minutes' a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, which is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING, MARTHA BURKE ? I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I have the right 'NOT' to be tolerant of others because t
Stop Your Bitchin
That moment you realize he loves you as much as you love him .... but you both are still too afraid to say it out loud is wonderful! You feel soo excited you think you might physically be sick, then you see him looking at you, and you both smile. THATS when you know , this is the begining of WONDERFUL! (I Love you Baby!) stop cryin in your drink and realize that its shit like that that is the reason you are crying in your drink ! Shut up, have fun and enjoy what you have! If you dont have what you want, go after it , but tactful, but firm, and most of all dont be a stupid bitch ! ........ "You get what deserve in life, not what you want !"
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2 Years Now
Been sitting here all night staring at this blank screen. Knowing no matter what words I write will not even come close to how I really feel. I've been looking for 2 years now to find the missing pieces to my heart I try to be strong and move on with my life Day by day I smile to hide the tears that my heart cries every second were apart 12 years we were together and now I'm alone I remember the day you left me I hear your laughter I see your fears They say the pain fades with time But it still feels so real I miss you so much I will always love you Rest In Peace my love
3 Sum Share--tag Blog
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Indi 2. Dannie 3. Bambi Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. exotic dancer 2. wife 3. chef Three Places I have lived 1. alabama 2. utah 3. california Three TV Shows that I watch 1. NCIS 2. Big Bang Theory 3. House Three places I have been 1. Cost Rica 2. Nicaragua 3. Honduras Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Carol 2. Sharise 3. Kim Three of my favorite foods 1. mashed potatoes 2. ice cream 3. cheeseburgers Three things I would like to do 1. skydive 2. Have one week with this tall sexy Dr I know with NO interruptions from sick people. 3. go to India Three friends I think will respond 1. nobody 2. somebody 3. anybody Things I am loo
Lonely As Hell
How the hell do you be married and lonely at the same time...always wondering if this is the right thing or not...shit ..i got laid more when i was single and was never board...always had company and now its like i am married and alone all the time..this cant be right ...willing to listen to advice
My First Threesome!! :p
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. MOMMY 2. TAMMI 3. MIMI Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. MOTHER 2. DRIVER 3. SERVER Three Places I have lived 1. TEXAS 2. KENTUCKY 3. GEORGIA Three TV Shows that I watch 1. CN 2.DISNEY 3. BOOMERANG (I HAVE SMALL CHILDREN) Three places I have been 1. STONE MOUNTAIN 2. GRAND CANYON 3. LOST CAVE Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. NICKY 2. LEEANNA 3.RICHARD Three of my favorite foods 1. BBQ SANDWICHES 2. CEREAL 3. MY HOMECOOKED CHICKEN Three things I would like to do 1. GET MY EX OFF MY BACK 2. GET MY DIVORCED FINALIZED 3. GO TO GERMANY Three friends I think will respond 1. No 2. Idea 3. whatsoever.(thanks Sho)(THANKS, YANKEE) Th
Soulful Essays/lists/poems
AnxietyPersonified. Hospital Discussion contribution on "anxiety" major points: 1 for the money, 2 for the show your work, 3 to get ready/willing/able, 4 to go gung ho. What does anxiety consist of ? A. Dread unknown from ambiguous awkward coordination of trusting & trustworthy B. Regret/false guilt of past mistakes hidden or foolishness and endless replay memories about blame usually bogus C. Hinder goodwill at the NOW or NEVER point, due to it's rickety vague nature of risk of meagre CLOUT. D. Hesitate to state opinions / preferences in face of glare, stare, dare E.Wishing priorities would quit slapping us silly when we are giving our all level-best with almost integrity PLUS 2. F. When our bodies are at war within themselves unpredictably, over trivial matters & you must decide to play it as it lays or hedge for 48 hours perhaps. Quizzical Mysterious Knowledge which is mostly unconscious to me. alias FISHING FOR MANEUVER ROOM. (
Ditzy Humorous Essays/lists
Professionally Recorded Re-do Of Existing Songs
1. Father -- Navy song 2. I'll Fly Away -- Baptist hymn 3. The First Noel 4. Go out with Joy --Methodist choir song 5. He touched me -- Methodist choir song 6. I know where I'm going.-- Methodist ... All are guitar music with Kevin and Jack. I want some of these to be played at my funeral. By the "Gulfton Boys". Mostly country western. 1. Someday Soon 2. Amarillo by Morning 3. Here oh Lord 4. Old Flame 5. The Fugitive 6. Why Lordy Why? 7. Dixie 8. Freddy 9. Folsum Prison Blues 10. The Cowboy Rides Away They have recorded numerous other demos, but I don't have them.
"doubting Our Doubt" Essays/poems/lists
Q: Joe. did you use to go church? A: 1. when middle school & teenager i did regularly, also sang in choir, sang duets/quartets, attended sunday school, gave devotions in training union and preached a little bit, also led singing some. A: 2. continued to study Bible lifelong. A: 3. when married first 12 years still attended regularly and had booktable tha I funded & gave seminar on "fruit of the spirit" A: 4. when marriage went sour, quit attending A: 5. when got really depressed in marriage switched churches and recovered via singing in Methodist choir which saved my life. Attended several years then. A: 6. when got where low energy and unable to tolerate more than 1 1/2 hour of attendance at ANY EVENT without very comfortable chair, became sporadic, although taught part-time sunday school to little old ladies -- using journal notes & poems to spice it up. A: 7. when my "mixed breed" religion seemed to be so much untolerated phenomenon everywhere, I basically gave up church. A
Examples Of My Naivety
I'll squelch any rumors about us, if you give me the time of day. This will be NECESSARY ALMOST ALL THE TIME BECAUSE -- ALTHOUGH A MATHEMATICIAN, I HAVE FROM EARLY AGE BEEN UNABLE TO KEEP TRACK OF MANY TIME ORIENTED THINGS, E.G. IS IT THE WEEKEND, SO I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL TODAY? LOL. I can't convert time for chatting with ladies on the internet -- I just ask how many hours from now do you want to chat again ? I HAVE TO USE A WATCH, SO I HOPE IT DOESN'T BREAK. ALL THE CLOCKS KEEP KONKING OUT, SO IT CAN'T GET AN ALARM WARNING OR WAKE UP CALL. I HATE CALENDARS BECAUSE I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE THEY ARE OR DON'T WANT THEM TO USE UP SO MUCH SPACE ON THE WALL. So I need an executive secretary to schedule everything for me and tell me what to do ? WILL YOU PLEASE ? LOL. My aunt Vera Mae teased me once when I was visiting her house. She told this story a lot thereafter and got a lot of fun out of it, because I was so gullible. What she did was I was sitting out on
Why I Am Halo
Look at them. Look at the damned. Watch how they spin violently around my being in perfect rhythm. Though they have no eyes I can feel them staring at me. Though they don't have mouths I can hear them whispering in my ear. Like the dim lunar glow that surrounds the moon, they are always with me. They haunt my dreams and enchant my mind. They never stop. Always spinning and always there surrounding my wicked soul like.. a halo.
How To Be Happy Essays/lists Drafts
BLANKETY BLANK COMPLAINT -- SHOULD BE MORE MEANING IN LIFE ( i.e. too many scary multiple meanings, i.e. ambiguity & exact opposites ) RESOLVED VIA HANDLING: ( IF YOU FIND OUT HOW, LET ME KNOW! ) 1. Merging date to daylight 2. Holding possibilities at bay 3. Working about salvation with fear & trembling 4. Schoolish attitudes 5. Pacing my luxuries 6. Go to/fro under stress 7. Improving relations with FOLKS 8. Getting along with strangers ( via ditzy ? ) 9. Isolation or feeleings of loneliness/lonesomeness 10. Being able to feel close to others i.e. ack as brothers/sisters comrades 11. Being realistic about yourself / others role-playing like dice 12. Comprehending suitable situations to go bonkers emotionally 13. Developing theory of degrees / levels of freedom & service 14. Goalish, girlish, or coaching leadership preferences 15. Impact of mixing metaphor & irony on people's blissful ignorance 16. DOWN PAT: kinds of depression. Apathy = no interest acrueing.
Tag Ur It!!!
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Maegan 2. A four letter word: Mood 3. A boy's name: Matthew 4. A girl's name: Monica 5. An occupation: Mechanic 6. A colour: Maroon 7. Something you wear: Makeup 8. A food: Meatballs 9. Something found in the bathroom: Mirror 10. A place: Manhattan Beach 11. A reason for being late: My daughter was sick 12. Something you shout: MMMMMM GODDDDD!!! 13. A movie title: Madea Goes to Jail 14. Something you drink: Mai Tai 15. A musical group: Machine Head 16. An animal: Monkey 17. A street name: Madison Avenu
Lyricist Poems
"Anxiety Mist" (C 2008 Josie Roberts ) Breaking up & making up can be gruesome. Reaching for the stars smooths it out. Each of us wishes to be a twosome. A starting point is to doubt our doubt. Showers of blessing come if we're faithful, Testament of grace so abundant and fine. Seeing anxiety replaced by mirth and glee is delightful. Perfect communion & reasonable rhyme. Understanding gradually builds over time, Silver and gold power to adjust to life. Sustaining our growth in midst of strife. Yesterday, today, and forever is life sublime. Heading down a holy path together, Every moment one of blissful joy. Although we stumble we can employ Delightful fantasy & memories regardless of weather. CHORUS: Frequent trials or good luck charms. Only you can make it worthwhile. Only you don't cramp my style. Teach me how to embrace you in my arms. The Challenge Track ( C 2006 ) Josie Roberts Told one acid cold night Or a blazing hot day, Circumstance
Threesomes (haha)
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Miss Kiki 2. Kiki 3. Vapid Chubbicunt Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Nanny 2. Mommy 3. Caterer Three Places I have lived 1.Mercer Island, WA 2. Port Washington, NY 3. Hot Springs, AR Three TV Shows that I watch 1. CSI 2. The Tudors 3. Ghost Whisperer (shutup..she's hot and you know it) Three places I have been 1. Ensenada Mexico 2. Catalina Island 3. Washington, DC Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Dirty Red 2. Celena 3. Scofield used to...waaah. Three of my favorite foods 1. Steak 2. Italian food (yes I know how to make it) 3. Home made Mexican food...fuck taquerias. Three things I would like to do 1. Heal 2. Bathe 3. Eat Three fri
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Mickies Poem's
Death becomes her. Her last breath is slowly taken. Darkness covers her eye's. A soft hummmm she hears. Outside people crying, morning the loss. The future will they remember her? Her name slowly fades. Alone I sit,I see her. Her face pale ,tears running down her face. I ask her what is the matter? She reply's everyone I loved has forgotten everything. Every loveing moment.She ask's me "Do they still laugh? Darkness falls and so we sleep. One good soul we love to keep. His eyes a red,he's lips so deep. We turn our heads,he gives us the creeps. We long to flee... Dose he ever sleep? Darkness or a lovers hand. Rage or happiness. How can these two feelings mesh? I feel them but dont understand them! This rollercoaster we call life is killing me. Up,up,up,DOWN. An old love at mind, a new friend in touch. Witch path is true? People and there words seem to make me angry...
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Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Pia 2. Mom 3. Bitch Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. cashier 2. Audit Clerk 3. Nurse Three Places I have lived 1. Columbus, OH 2. Ft. Campbell, KY 3. Germany Three TV Shows that I watch 1. CSI 2. NCIS 3. Bones Three places I have been 1. Kentucky 2. Texas 3. Nashville, TN Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Missy 2. Lu 3. Susan Three of my favorite foods 1. Steak 2. Shrimp 3. Chicken Three things I would like to do 1. Buy a House 2. Make alot of money 3. Visit Ireland Three friends I think will respond 1. Chad (Maybe) 2. Missy (already did ) 3. ?? Things I am looking forward to 1. Moving in the Summer 2. Getting a new SUV 3. G
If Ur A Player...
Dear Players (YES u know who u are), Y'all jes need to go on and leave me the fuck alone.... IT IS NOT NICE to play with people's emotions...especially just so u can get a piece of ass! Now,i realize ima gonna have some haterzzz saying "WHY would anyone wanna fuck me?" Well, what u think don't fucking matter so get off my page...I need u even less than the blackhearted men who take advantage of gullible women.... YOU SEE, its not so much that im gullible.. which of course obviously i am or i wouldn't be writing this stupid ass blog about men who are fucker dudes! IT IS THE FACT that I am a REAL person... I do not harbor ill thoughts of anyone til I am given reason too.... therefore it makes it much much easier to lie to me to gain temporary affection so u can get ur rocks off on it! I admit, I am a shameless flirt, but I do not go out of my way to hurt or humiliate anyone for any reason, much less to get fucked... SO, all that babbling up there is all about this... if
A Woman Who Needs No Introduction...
One of the most beautiful, generous and caring women I have the pleasure of knowing....Julie aka.... She is my hero, my inspiration and someone I am truly honored to call friend. Please take a moment and show this incredible woman some love. If you don't already have her as a friend make sure you add her! ♥ T.R.O.U.B.L.E ♥PROUD ARMY MOM~ OWNER OF RING OF FIRE ♥ This bulletin brought to with love by... ♊aGEM4life♊ ☆SinnersFamily☆SBG♥Wife of Ike™♥ FUOwnedBy allenwhet
Animated Paw Prints By Nympho Wolf (me)
Here's my newest creation I just created as my friend Ashley is the model here as am saying if you want one please feel free to ask as I can do it to any picture of your choice on any part :) I hope yous are having a great even here thanks for opening and reading as I Love doing for my friends
Ty Compubear
The meeting Walking through the park, you see me sitting on the park bench. I’m wearing a white cotton shirt with just the tops of my voluptuous breast showing. My long legs are crossed with a flowing white skirt just over my knees, my tight calves showing below. The sunlight dances off my long red hair and catches your attention. A light breeze blows my skirt up revealing pink panties. I break my attention from my book and try to pat my skirt down. You sit down next to me. I recognize your short brown hair and those beautiful brown eyes behind the signature sun glasses. You put you arm around me, lean over, and kiss me on the forehead. I snuggle into you, putting my book down. I take your other hand in mine and take each of your fingers, one by one placing them in my mouth and sucking all the way down. The sound of the rushing water of the stream behind us drowns out the slight moans that come from you. You shift in your seat as you get hard from the thought of me sucking on your
Welcome To My World...can You Handle It?
You have what it takes to make your own path, too. You've been a part of something WAY bigger than just yourself. Be it your local set, crew or chapter... Crips, Bloods, Folks, Hells Angels, Golden Geese, HWU, Latin Kings, etc,. and so on down the line.You're not afraid of the game, infact, you knew that to join, you must be willing to die. You know how the game is REALLY played. People don't fuck with you. RESPECT. Keep it real! Ain't too many of us out there... Your Attitude to Relationships as Shaped by Your Birth Star or Nakshatra Ashwani Ashwani is the first of the 27 Nakshatras or Lunar Mansions and is ruled by the lunar south node, Ketu. Its Western star name is Arietis, and it resides entirely in the sign of Aries. You have a playful and childlike nature which attracts other people like magnet. You can charm others with your boundless spirit and sense of exploration. You bring light, happiness and bliss to everyone you meet. You like to inspire
Ej Is Godmother!
I'm so happy for you, my sweet & dear Ej! CONGRATULATIONS & lots of LOVE & HUGS from my heart to yours! ****************************** ****************************** I SOOOO *OVE* YOU!!!!!
Photo View Reset
ok i know EVERYbody says it happens to them but ive been told by bouncers its an accident the engineers do ok so tell me why did it happen to me and i whine in my status about it and it happens again like all of u i spend hard earned money on here and being the single mother of 2 kids that says alot so they repay me by reseting my photo views .... haha myspace doesnt charge and they can manage to not loose our comments and friends and stuff so why does they site who is paid by us to be here doing things why cant they manage to fix that and if its by accident why did it happen after i bitched ..yeah rite ... doubt ill be spending money here anymore until i see that they have actually stopped resetting my photo views went from 600 to 86 to 16 in one nite THANKS FU GOOD LOOKING OUT
Moving Soon
Just to let everyone know I won't be on here very much in the next month or so. I have soo much that I have to get done before I can move. I am finally headed back home. And for those of you that don't know where that is its Washington. So I am having to sell most everything that I own and start over once again! But at least this time when I do it I will have friends and family close by to help me out. SO I have alot of work to do in clearing out all that I have other then what I can fit into a suitcase. I guess I just have to laugh and try to think of the end results for this move. If I didn't laugh I think I would cry! I know that the things that I have are all replaceable but it took me soo damn long to acquire the little bit that I do have. So having to part with it all is not very easy. I think I am going to miss my punching bag the most! So for those of you that actually take the time to read this I guess I would pose this question to you. If you could only take with you what cou
Celebrity
Sylvia, By Shakespear
Who Is Silvia? Who is Silvia? what is she, That all our swains commend her? Holy, fair, and wise is she; The heaven such grace did lend her, That she might admirèd be. Is she kind as she is fair? For beauty lives with kindness. Love doth to her eyes repair, To help him of his blindness, And, being helped, inhabits there. Then to Silvia let us sing, That Silvia is excelling; She excels each mortal thing Upon the dull earth dwelling: To her let us garlands bring. William Shakespeare
Hello
So Hi All Im new here if you couldn't tell. LOL I'll owrk on getting some more pics up. It's hard to get pics of yourself when its your camera LOL
What A Day!!!
Don't you hate when you have been working all day and you are ready for bed and... RING!!!...RING!!!... It's back to work. Oh well... money is nice.
Personal
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Auction!!! 2/28/09-3/14/09
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Stuff Im Thinkin Bout Right Now
i think im so over this damn fubar shit, you try and be nice, but no, soon as some slutty 19 year old female with skank pics on her profile shows up, thats it, real females are forgotten why should i prostitute myself just to get noticed round here i am me, deal with it i am no longer gonna be nice, caring, cheerful or anything like that anymore, im gonna clean out my friends list, and if you are gone, then tough shit, it means im sick of your bullshit this isnt a mass dating site you know and trust me, you aint that hot either from now on, if you are on my friends list, but not in my family, then i am not gonna bother rating you........i spend an hour or so helping you out when you have auto 11s n stuff, and yet you lazy buggers cant be bothered helping me out? WELL SCREW YOU no more, if you aint family, i aint doing shit for you, so fuck off today i lost my best friend, i know you are all gonna think im stupid for being so cut up about losing a dog after all h
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Lovin My Baby
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Interflection
okay... I've been here for awhile... have made some great friends... really feel I need to update my about me but not sure what to say... any ideas from my friends and family would be greatly appreciated... not much of a writer and not good and talking about myself... Here I sit another night alone... Staring into nothingness... Thoughts racing through my mind but none seem to stick... Dreams flash in my mind's eye... There are moments of darkness... All is black... Nothing but dreams and desires as my lonely companions... after reading a friends words this thought came to mind. truth in words... truth in thought... only words spoken in earnest and from the heart matter...
Hmmmm...
So i looked at all the stars tonight (yes i can see the i live in the fucking boondocks) but i was wondering how can there be so many stars in the sky... so many people in the world that some one lie me can feel so lonely.... lol i think about how i feel sometime and think i am so stupid for feeling this way.. i try so hard to not let it weigh me down but it does expectly during the wee hours of the night... Lol i think it is because i have no one to tell goodnight sweet dreams i love you and all that other stuff. But why is it so hard to just be with yourself why do we spend our whole lives looking for that special someone? I mean come on its like a fucking merry go round lol im tired of playing games.. I feel like i need to settle down to be accomplished... Which i don't i truly don't i can live happy with me and my son and be happy right? My head fuck yea you can do whatever in the fuck you want. But my heart tells me i need some one there to tell me they love me want me need me...
Participation/appreciation Interests
I was introduced to art appreciation in the 4th grade, where Mrs. Green was sponsoring Texas UIL competition in that area. I took 30 art pictures home and memorized them in one day according to my mother. I think her memory is bad on this point, but i definitely was entranced and enjoyed several of the pictures all classical. My artistic efforts in those years were pretty limited, mostly of ancient scooners and cars. My 1st choice of art styles is impressionistic and Van Gogh. There is a website, i don't know how they got my name, that gets the public to be juries of artists paintings/photos/sculptures/mixed media each month if the public person will comment on 20 artists. You can skip over ones you just don't feel you are good at evaluating at all. I have participated so far about 7 times. In the competition, the artists that win get their works displayed somewhere in a gallery i don't know where. My favorite artists have been Monet, the contemporary Ukranian Rusakova fa
Blogginess!
I grew up out in the middle of no where, in a big country house raised by strict, very religious, xenophobic parents, who thought home schooling would be good for me. When I was sixteen we joined a home school theater group and there I met my very first boyfriend, Devin,... and not so long after that I was pregnant. Devin's parents were also very religious people and so we were married. I was 17 he was 19. I had the baby and we moved into an apartment of our own. Several months later, Devin quit his construction job because it became too cold outside. So I got a job as a hostess/carryout-waiterss at a nearby steak house. (steak is yum) The money I made was barely enough to support Devin's World of Warcraft addiction. But on the bright side, having a job that required me to interact with the big wide world, which started to get me thinking about things... Things along the lines of "why am I married to this douche?" (I shan't list all the reasons why I s
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Sports Fan Community
This is a litte place I come to rant and rave, and moan and groan about whatever is ailing me lately.  This typical little excerpt is my feelings on the bitch that played my heart and got away without a scratch:  I grew sick of your shit.  You have time for the internet but not a short conversation or text message.  I'm not buying your bullshit.  See it any way you want to but in the end its still shit.  I don't care because its been brought to my attention you don't care.  You are grown, so maybe its time to start acting like it.All it is for you is the ME game.  Immature as fuck.  Love is  a word i will most likely never use so quickly again unless its my mother or daughter.  The women I have come across in life, probably due to my own fault have lured me in and for whatever reason used excuses to do what they want to do in the ME game.  Its really trifling to get involved and start playing the ME game.  Im not that guy anymore.  Let me say this loud and clear, second chances are fo
Fu-auctions By Others
I'm up for auction come and own me for a month Click the pic below to make a bid on me! My full list of what I'm offering! Fu-Owned by in my name Add 2 my top 10 friends 250 pics rated @ HH 50 pics daily 1 SFW salutes, 1 daily comment 1 bulletin & blog pimpout 1 drink daily If bid is over $25 or Auto11 I'll Add your link in about me section 350 pics rated @ HH 50 pics daily, 1 bulletin & blog pimpout with 5 of yur friends, 2 SFW salutes, 2 daily comment, 2 drinks daily, 2 custom tags by me If bid is over $50 I'll Add All pics rated @ HH 100 pics daily 1 bulletin & blog pimpout with 10 of yur friends, Add 2 yahoo, 3 SFW salutes, 2 SFW shower salutes, Gifts/Drinks Galore, Rate all pics/stash/blogs 1 SFW phone call (US Only) if wanted If a 65 credit bling pack is offered I will give you 1 Auto11 bling If a 135 credit bling pack is offered I will give you 2 Auto11 blings The bigger the bling pack the more Auto11 blings you will get you! More will be adde
Saying Good Bye
Goodbye I’m sorry for all the pain I caused, I didn’t mean for it to happen this way, I wanted to be with you forever and a day, Something about you changed, everything paused. There was something about you, Something that was special about you to me, I just want you to understand and see, I can’t put my finger on it, but it was there, at least it used to. I understand that you hate me, I know I probably broke your heart, I guess we were slowly drifting apart, I did not want this to be. You say that you told me so, Having you say that only made me cry, It broke my heart, when I said goodbye, I wish this wasn’t such a hard blow. I drank a 2 pots of coffee that night, I can’t get over it, I guess you think my words are empty as you sit, I wish I could, but I can’t make this right. If I’m wrong or right, there is no need to shout. Maybe doing what I did was wrong, Maybe doing what I did was right, I suppose the answer is in the light, We both just
St.patty's Day Auction
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How Much C*ck Is Too Much?
Ok ladies, I am curious! How do you feel about big dicks? Gotta have it? Scares me? Sometimes? Give me some input and check my NSFW's! How much is too much? Is there a limit to what you want, or is bigger ALWAYS better? Tell me- I wann know!
Auctions
I have a bling pack up for auction and will end on March 6th at @ midnight! So come and check it out highest bid so far is 750k! Click the pic below to make a bid! Bully & Auction Brought To You By: ♥ToFreknCute♥@ fubar
Good Shit
Well ashes to Ashes. Love to dust. Sure as the sun will shine, And I was lost in lust. Now I am looking in your eyes, So black and so cold. Your words don't mean nothing, This game is so old. Now my world is spinning faster and faster. No drama instead, Your words go over my head. Let's stop hurting each other, So we can be alright. You're so perfect in bed, But still you're fucked in the head. Everything you say, I can't take your lies. I can't take your lies. This is just another Romeo and Juliet. I swallowed my pride. And way too many times, I left my heart wide open. Now I can't take no more. Now I guess some things Are just not meant to be - like you and me. Now my world is spinning faster and faster. No drama instead, Your words go over my head. Let's stop hurting each other, So we can be alright. You're so perfect in bed, But still you're fucked in the head. Everything you say, I can't take your lies. I can't take your lies. T
Art Listings On Ebay
They are everywhere here!!!  I think I'm the only female without boob shots or nekkidness in my photos.  If you wanna see my boobies, just see me drunk at a bar somewhere...ask my boyfriend.  Maybe I will post boob pictures the next time I am shitfaced on fubar...'cause my boobs come out at the bar when I am shitfaced there.    (really, I am kidding...about the fubar thing, anyway...)   PS - This is not an eBay listing...LOL! Hello, Everyone!   I have a new drawing set for a 10 day auction, and starting at $9.99. This is something a little new, the first in an edition of 9 ACEOs that all go together to form an entire new picture. I am very excited about this project, as this is the first time I have ever tried anything like it. I hope you enjoy her!   "Daughters of the Greenman" #1 2.5""x3.5" ACEO/ATC Colored Pencil Drawing http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=350713994782 Hello, folks! I have something a little different up for auction today. These are all l
Cool Stuff
A little more than life's been a wasting, Since you ran away, Nothings changed. So stick together, it won't last forever. Why is there so much pain? I can't explain. This war I fought without you. It's all in my head, well step aside and succumb. The last time was free, Yeah... Give up the times are never gonna change. I made up my mind, I still feel the same. Release me from a life full of pain. Shine down your light on me. One million short of a billion. I can't speak if you won't listen. There's no one, no way I'm falling down without You here. Lift off the stain I wear and graph this state of Mind, Yeah. Give up the times are never gonna change. I made up my mind, I still feel the same. Release me from a life full of pain. Shine down your light on me. Give up the times are never gonna change. I made up my mind, I still feel the same Release me from a life full of pain Shine down your light on me.
Do Single People Exist??!!
Maybe I am just a magnet for cheating, but it seems that the only people that are into me, ARE IN RELATIONSHIPS!! That last girl I hooked up with was ENGAGED to a dude. And the last few men I have been talking to ALLLLL are in relationships. (well not ALL but most) I have been the "Other Girl" MANNNNY times in the past. I used to love it. All the fun of a relationship but no fights. And I never had to worry about them wanting to BE WITH me. You know, since they already had someone......... But I am over it. I'd like a single, attractive man/woman that I get along with. Is that too much to ask??? Single people?? Where are you????
Rock And Roll
hi everyone,i am new here and so far this place looks cool and i like it so i will add more as time goes by so u all rock n roll and have a great time. chow 4 now, ROCKSTAR
Why Me
ok so i was thinking..... i will give 20k fubux to the most original comment on my pix. starting today and ending on sunday. there is a comment pix folder, these are the only pix i will accept comments on for this contest. now come on guys and girls  give me your best shot.   good luck i know that yall are gonna think that i'm nuts but... i miss ross like crazy and i'm so stressed out with my daughters father that i don't know what to do or think anymore. then i have to be alone for my birthday. the only thing i will have is my mom and stepdad. my daughter will be in louisiana with her fukin father. but i made sure that he go to be with her for his birthday. wtf am i chopped liver. does anyone besides ross, dani and lee even give a shit about me anymore. i want nothing more than to feel loved and supported every once and a while. i have done nothing but cry for the past two days. i think i am going crazy.plz some one help me calm down. if you care anything about me let me know
Auction
I'm up for AUCTION! Come place your bid!!!! Auction will run from 5pm Fu-Time Sunday March 1st and ends at 5pm Fu-Time Sunday March 8th. Don't forget to F/A/R the host while you're there! ~~ stormwoman~~"owned by TEDDY T."@ fubar
Auction
THESE HOT PEEPS ARE GIVING IT UP FOR YOU!!!!!!! COME CHECK EACH ONE OUT AND PLACE A BID ON 1 OR 2 momsdontlik 25k minimum bid sassiebabe 25k minimum bid DJRob 25k minimum bid 2o9Kali LaTina 25k minimum bid 6JESUS6CHRIST6 25k minimum bid PriSSy_ChriStY 25k minimum bid MissyBrownEyes 25k minimum bid bluemew360 25k minimum bid Behind these hazel eyes 25k minimum bid Sweet&Sassy 25k minimum bid SinfulBratt 25k minimum bid Vodka Girl 25k minimum bid KatieBug 25k min
Funny Stuff.
A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne..The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!''What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me.... I am celebrating''This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman.'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?''My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!''What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.''That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?''I used a different cock,' he replied.The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.' A  man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no  legs.Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the  poor ma
Outlook
Yesterday was a fast track, and I raced around the morning till everything was a blur trying to get so much accomplished, complete so many laps at record speed. I started home after working through the morning and running half a dozen errands and my mind was racing along still 'on track', and then something caught my eye. At first, it was just another office building, a little off the beaten path, but nothing extraordinary in the architecture. But there was this tree adorned with flowers as big as my hand. The tree wasn't very tall or thick, but it was home to these amazing blossoms. The sky was grey and there was no doubt the rain would take the sky hostage later on. I pulled into the parking lot and pulled out my camera. Then starting back I saw another tree. This time a tulip tree. The area around the office building was modest houses, and apartment buildings that were losing the battle with shabbiness. But someone had taken the time to plant and tend somet
Shake My Shamrocks
Dust Me .... Green?!? Haha Dust Me Pink is hosting a St. Patty's Day Auction!!! Lots of Fu's Up for grabs!! So come Shake our Shamrocks!!
Pray For Me
who am i i have no clue for the longest time I was the man in love with YOU Now You've found another I tried to deny it But sadly it's true All the love I have is No good for you I dont think of you often only day and night I can't help it still LOVE YOU with ALL of My broken heart! So i put on this mask and pretend I'm not dying but one look in my eye would easily show the lieing Where is my self respect? my pride,my cool?All tossed out the window with the thought of being with YOu I invested much more than I told All I could see was You by myside as we grow old Now I'm lost with out a single clue My whole world burst into flames the moment I knew this was more than just a fling and he loves you Too
Worldly Issues
You know this would be a wonderful thing to see happen. But I think the only way I can believe it is when I see it. He seems confident in the words he is saying; but than there is life and how life can be. It's just the way of the world.
A Little About Myself
Im a single mother of two amazing kids. I have a job and have worked for the same company for about 9 years. Now more about me, I love tattoos as you can tell. I like to go out and play pool, go bowling and just hang out with friends. My favorite place to go to is Moon River Inn. Its this great bar down in the town of Freeport. Im a great all around person.
Thanks For All Your Support Friends And Family
Hello, I just wanted to take a quick moment to thank everyone that stuck with me during the stalker thing. It's no big deal but my stalker was hurrassing many of my friends and family. Until now, my settings have been changed. This way there is no way he can attack or steal anyones photos here again. For all whom have stuck with me I will be sending out blings and gifts all week.. God Bless and thank you all Lou
New Owner
I HAVE BEEN BOUGHT AT AN AUCTION..I AM NOW OWNED FOR A MONTH BY ONE OF THE MOST AWESOME PEOPLE I KNOW...PLEASE GO CHECK HIM OUT ..GIVE HIM LOTS OF LOVES.. Benjamin Barker; The Demon Barber of Fleet Street@ fubar
Honest
Why do we wear our hearts on our sleeves? Why do we put up walls when someone breaks our hearts? Why do we repeat things that hurt us once before? Did we not get enough the first time? So many questions and not one answer will make any sense to me. I have been down the broken road and I swore to myself I would never do it again so i put up a wall about the size of The Great Wall. It tumbled down when I started talking to an amazing man. My heart became STRONGLY interested....more than what I had expected it too, I think its out to get me hurt! lol Anyway, we only live once right? So I never regret anything ever; I only learn. Honest??   I have been nothing but honest and it wasn't good enough. Honesty sucks sometimes but i think i would rather someone tell me the truth rather than lie to me.
Music Lyrics
Tears fall from my somber stare Abandoned and nobody cares I watched you walk away As if I were never there You said you're not the only one in this world Yet you're the only one I've ever loved From my sole sanctuary exiled And likewise from heaven above You have forsaken me Sleepwalk to the gallows To expel my hollow soul Unto fire, unto cold Into hell I must go A broken heart, a broken wing, I'm falling Into this pain deep within Infinitely spiraling To my sorrow-filled end You have foredoomed me When again these eyes you gaze into You'll see I'm still reaching for you How could you leave me here? You have forsaken me The darkness mirrors my feelings, but there’s a hole in the mirror. A hole that never ends, just like the longing in my soul The hole is like the longing in my soul. The longing is like the hole, endless. The longing after something enormous that I had, what I had was as big as the longing enormous. I like pain, but I don’t really like it. I s
House For Sale
Im a bit nervous. Today i will hopefully hear if my house is sold... Cross your fingers for me!
More Of Me
That's V
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Valarie 2. A four letter word: vent 3. A boy's name: Victor 4. A girl's name: Vicky 5. An occupation: vet 6. A colour: violet 7. Something you wear: velcro...haha 8. A food: vegetables 9. Something found in the bathroom: vicks vabor rub 10. A place: vet (Greg said Vagina...lmaooo) 11. A reason for being late: voting 12. Something you shout: Vroommmmmmm...lol 13. A movie title: Valentine 14. Something you drink: Vanilla shake..haha 15. A musical group: Van Halen (ty Greg...lol) 16. An animal: Vulture 17
My Threesomes....stolen From Joel
I hope this shows up..... Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Jami 2. Mommy 3. Baby Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Bartender 2. Corrections Officer 3. Fraud Three Places I have lived 1. Westampton 2. Marlton 3. Port Penn Three TV Shows that I watch 1. 24....Jack Bauer is the shit 2. Law and Order SVU 3. Idol Three places I have been 1. Africa 2. Germany 3. Austria Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Mom 2. Work 3. Jamie Three of my favorite foods 1. Seafood 2. Mexican 3. Italian Three things I would like to do 1. Get married 2. Move 3. Have another baby Three friends I think will respond 1. None 2. " 3. " Things I am looking forward to 1. Getting married
A Taste Of Lunar Rose
The moon slowly breaks the horizon, softly pushing back the velvety shadows of the night. I stand in the soft glow, drinking in the beauty, bathing in the light. Around me I hear the sounds of the children of the night waking, hunting, watching, And like those children, I come alive, Blooming in the pale soft light. One with the night. Come join me and I'll show you how, To loose yourself in the warm, soft glow, And become one with the nightly show, That so many miss, And others diss, As they scurry to and fro. But just take my hand and you too will know, the joys of becoming one with the night. My eyes reflect the pale soft light, As I gently touch my lips to yours. Together we join in the natural symphony of the night, With a song of pure extasy. As we bath together in that warm soft light, We soon produce a glow all our own. Moving as one, In a dance all our own, Now forever one with each other and the night.
Old Skewl Videos..its My B Day !!!!
Prince Charming
Single 35 year old male seeking single female for true love and romance.I enjoy going to concerts,playing pool,love sports,going to movies,love the outdoors,hanging out with friends and family n more.I love spending quite times at home watching a good movie and cuddling.I'm a very compassionate kind of person,very fun loving and caring.I'm always there if you need a shoulder to cry on or someone to talk to. What I look for in a woman is that you don't play games or drama.I'm not looking for one night stands or a woman that cheats.I don't care what the woman looks like or what you have.I love kids so if you have kids thats kewl.I want a woman that is ready for a serious relationship and knows what shes looking for. I'm looking for my best friend and true love.I want a woman I can cook candle light dinners for.Candle light dinners with a nice rose on the table,candles lit,champagne,and an awesome meal.Someone I plan romantic weekends with and do romantic stuff with.I love walking underne
My Threesome
Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Bobby 2. Robert 3. Daddy Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Aircraft handler 2. Mechanic 3. Butchers Helper Three Places I have lived 1. California 2. Japan 3. SouthCarolina Three TV Shows that I watch 1. CSI 2. The Tonight Show 3. Sponge Bob Square Pants Three places I have been 1. Mt Fuji 2. Hawaii 3. Hong Kong Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Wifey 2. Hall 3. Dewayne Three of my favorite foods 1. Smoked anything 2. Steak 3. Fish Three things I would like to do 1. Sky Dive 2. Drive a race car 3. Spend a week of so in Amsterdam Three friends I think will respond 1. Carolinat 2. Susie and Todd 3. Hopefully MIA Things I am looking forward to 1. Ha
Aussie Trip
I am going to Melbourne, Australia for 10 days and not sure what to do while I am there anyone have any tips
Lol
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Renee 2. A four letter word: Ring 3. A boy's name: Robert 4. A girl's name: Rebecca 5. An occupation: Roofing 6. A colour: Red 7. Something you wear: Raincoat 8. A food: Roast 9. Something found in the bathroom: Rug 10. A place: Rhode Island 11. A reason for being late: Road Block 12. Something you shout: Rah rah 13. A movie title: Running Man 14. Something you drink: Red Bull 15. A musical group: Red hot chilli peppers 16. An animal: Rooster 17. A street name: Riverside 18. A type of car: Rolls Roy
A Formula That Works...lol
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is repr esented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14 +15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L -S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. 'REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM
Help Please
IF YOU WANT TO STAY ON MY FRIENDS LIST THEN PLEASE ADD MY OTHER ACCOUNT TO YOUR FRIENDS LIST. THANK YOU............ http://fubar.com/user/1927481 i need help creating a wedding invitation and posting it on here.My fu wedding is tomorrow so could someone please help me
Proposal?!
I just received the following email: -------------------------- SUBJECT: baby Reply back if interested in my proposal of a marital life abroad with me in Paris, in your actual life, only. Roberto (France) -------------------------- I'm packing my bags as we speak...but I'm wondering if the subject of the email is a term of endearment for me or if he wants me to have his baby. My "actual life" is going to ROCK! Please let me know your thoughts so I can plan accordingly! Just thought I'd jot down a sampling of what the 55 year old and over Fu-crew has offered me today.  It is only 9am...so I can only imagine what the day has in store for me!  Names have been omitted to prevent heart attack and/or stroke on their geriatric azzes! ---OMG what a sexy and attractive woman you are....If you ever come to NJ or NYC will you please tell me 1st.....I would love to eat you....oops...meet you...sorry...and if you think I am too old for you I can always be your sugar daddy whi
Admiration
Have you ever felt like I do, when you get that exciting note from the powers that be, stating that "You have a secret admirer", only to guess incorrectly? Not only are we wrong, but the 6 hot people we thought would like us, indeed did not! Quite humbling in fact. This just happened to me...again. Unfortunately, I had a page full of pretty girls. So I was screwed from the get-go. I guessed, guessed again, guessing again 4 more times only to find out that those 6 girls in fact do not admirer me. Ugh. So in the event you have sent me a secret admirer message, and I haven't matched with you yet, please send again. It's nothing personal.
I'm Up For Auction!!!
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New Pics
I just recently added some new pics. I dont care if you rip,save,take or bomb my pics,,but please rate the ones you do. I will also pay 15k for every 100 pics rated.Just pm me with thefolders rated when done.Help urself,do or dont its up to you.Help a guy out.All luv is returned.
Im In An Auction
im in an auction help me out please
Waking Up With Out You.
I woke up again today, number 1888 with out you. So long sence you went away. How bad I miss you every day, not seeing youre green eyes, hearing youre soft laugh. I miss youre smile, the sweet way you said my name. I miss the warmth in youre hugs and kisses. Now everyday I wake, walk into my kitchen and expect to see you there talking to my Mamaw but youre both gone. I want to see you both and hold youre hands, and hear you say "it will all be ok" one more time. Everyday I miss you guys more and more and want to come see you, and I hope its soon so I stand up, picking up myself up fighting the weight of these memories to make one more race... one more lap.... one more time.... for all of you guys here and gone...... I love you and miss you.....
My Stories And Stuff
  its dark out side as she stands by the window in the gentle spring breeze, the curtains billow round her like a soft caress, cool yet warming her with there simple touch she glances once more over the orchard, looking for the eyes she feels upon her naked body, wondering, if he will come for her again tonight. To take pleasure in the forbidden way that only he knows how. To tell her he loves her, breaking, mending and bending her to his will as only he can, only he knows how. Secretly she yearns fro his touch in a way no lady should, when they are together they ride the waves or ecstasy as one, for she has surrendered, given her self to him and been bound, one of the free yet his slave for the rest of her days.   Once on the voyage of self discovery where do you stop? It’s been 12 weeks since that fated day on the train… when I got to Marie’s she new something had happened but I couldn’t tell her what... there was too many things going on in my brain... I was disgusted with myse
Haters On Fubar
more and more of my pics get marked NSFW when they have nothing wrong with them.... what is wrong with people today? i know i have not done anything to anyone else except give 10's and 11's and give love..... why do people have to return hate? whats up with haters marking something as NSFW just because they dont like it..... i mean how would they like it if someone went through their pictures and marked them all NSFW .... probally not well..... so why do it.... if u dont like something and the picture folder is named descriptively dont look at it .... its your choice to click on it...and if u already know by the name of the folder u dont like it stay out of it... better yet GROW UP AND GET OVER IT its complete BS as the hours go by i keep getting more and more messages about pics being marked as NSFW..... i mean good lord the folder itself says NSFW.....i swear when i find out whos doing it im gonna return them the same love that they r giving me
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Jokes N Funnies
Two men dressed in Airline Pilots uniforms walk up the isle of the plane. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.The plane starts moving faster and faster down the tarmac and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the runway. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, theplane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands. In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and sa
Effenblogs
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; walking twenty-five miles to school every morning ... uphill BOTH ways yadda, yadda, yadda. And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you li ve in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good you've got it! I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!! There was no email!!! We had to actually write somebody a letter with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the m
To All My Friends And Family
Due to personal reasons and my real life I won't be around on Fubar much anymore. If you feel the need to remove me from your friends/family list, I understand. Hugs Michelle
Interesting Storys And Such
Always experience life to the fullest Get your Kleenex ready In Phoenix , Arizona , a 26-year-old mother stared down At her 6 year old son, who was dying of terminal leukemia. Although her heart was filled with sadness, She also had a strong feeling of determination. Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up & Fulfill all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible.. The leukemia would see to that. But she still Wanted her son's dream to come true. She took her son' s hand and asked, 'Billy, did you ever think about what you wanted To be once you grew up? Did you ever dream and wish what you would Do with your life?' Mommy, 'I always wanted to be a fireman When I grew up.' Mom smiled back and said, 'Let's see if we can Make your wish come true.' Later that day she went to her local fire Department in Phoenix , A rizona
My Life
She is more alert now and talking a lot more. My grandfather asked her today if she had any pain anywhere and this is what she said "No but my ass hurts" lmao. She has a sore on her tailbone . I'm going to call & talk to her soon. if the kids will be quiet enough for me to hear something lol. But thats the update! My gram is dieing. She is full of cancer & its in its advanced stages. She's not comming out of this. I am going to miss her soooooo much. But she will always be in my heart. She lived a long life and gotsee many things. They will be taking the ventalator off after my aunt has gotten to say goodbye andshe will be here tomorrow afternoon. Plz pray for our family. Kitty I'm going to step away from the fu for a little while. Its brought me nothng but trouble and with everything going on in my life right now i just need to step away. If Any of you want to keep in contact with me my yim is livinnlovinlife84. When i come back i will have made a decision on if i want to stay o
Help
240 points left to get to the next level help me out thank you all for the help much love to all that did help Help me move up to the next level!!!!!! Please and Thank You ALL!!!!!!
Ranting
the president isnt helping it at all come on there is no need to spend 11 billion dollars on 28 marine choppers for his private use.
3-3-09
In this great big world Will I ever find One who will love me And think I'm one of a kind? Am I just a dreamer For wanting such A best friend, a lover Is that asking too much? Someone to share things From laughter to tears Maybe for me there is no one It's one of my greatest fears!
Blonde Joke For Wednesday
Did you get one? One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of his angels and sent the angel to earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not. " God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion. " So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time, too. When this angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good. " God was not pleased. So he decided to email the 5% who were good, because He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what the email said? No? Okay, just wondering. I didn't get one either........
True Love Good Or Fake
True love can it be both real and fake if u think about it true love is only real can never be fake. True love can come n many shapes and forms but the truest love is between a man and a woman thats love. If u sit back and think about it true love is not a emotion it is a feeling of being loved so good!! So sit back and think is the love u have true love or is it a Fake love cause if it is fake let it go
Things To Know...
As some of you know, and many of you don't...I have been violently coughing since thanksgiving. Not coughing anything up, just dry hacking coughs. I went to the doctor in January, and they did a chest x-ray. It came back, in the words of the doctor, "not good". So they scheduled me for a cat scan of my chest. It showed areas of my left lung with blockages, and my lymph nodes around my heart swollen badly. They believe I have either Sarcoidosis of Lymphoma. Great news to get, either way, huh? I go into the hospital tomorrow, to have biopsies done on my lungs and lymph nodes. They are doing a Bronchoscopy and a Mediastinoscopy. While still asleep, they'll send the biopsies to pathology to determine if it's cancer or not. If not, they close me up, sent me to a room and I get out tomorrow or Thursday. If it is, however some kind of cancer, then they start removing chunks of my lungs/lymph nodes and I get to stay for a longer time. I ask that you keep me and my family in your thoughts and
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Guts Or Balls
Definition of the difference between "GUTS" and "BALLS Definition of the difference between "GUTS" and "BALLS": GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"
Writen
inspired   Tossing out my innocenceinto the forgotten windto sail throughout the skiesthrough tomorrow and forever.Get lost in Dreamlandsay goodbye to all sorrowsFor there is passion growingwith a strong power of love.Lust is pulsing through my veinsit's growing like a weedin the garden amongst the grassWith tear essenced eyesand sweaty shaky palmswith kind strawberry kissesand the touch of soft rose petals.Lay me down on the cloudsand quietly whisper my nameembrace my innocent love in your armsTake me away from myselfand let our souls entwine. Written by me This is the first time ever posting my work. ........... Extending her heart into his arms, to cradle her lovingly within, bringing her closer to life. Their heated breaths exhale. She kisses him softly, gently placing a finger to his lips, "I've no need to say a word, we can tell it in each other's eyes." Blood flowing rapidly through their veins, their hearts getting weaker with love. An overwhelming fee
Sunday Morning Sex
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparents’ house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start toring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along."
Gum Drops & Rainbows.
Just me and you, With the world in our hands, So say what you want I'm really not who you think I am, I keep the ones that make me sane, So stop telling me I'm not who you thought I would be And I'm so much better now that I'm far from you, This passion drowns our need for love Don't you ask me any questions. Just come on and follow me Through the wires and ocean bottoms, Through the skies and empty rooms. From the pit of my stomach Coming out through my throat, Regret and failure, The need to keep you coming back for more. And this is all still so new to me, Our eyes have lost their color. And now I'm trying, I'm trying to keep my balance. But there is nothing, there's nothing to keep me steady. And I'll hold myself up. And I'm so much better now that I'm far from you, This passion drowns our need for love. No, we can't stop even if we wanted to. No one ever said that life was fair and I'm not saying that it should be So knowing that you are what you want to be and I'm not comes
Purity Test.... Nsfw
Here's my score for the female purity test Take it (the man's test if ur a dude) What's your score??? http://www.armory.com/tests/female.html You answered "yes" to 81 of 100 questions, making you 19.0% sexually pure (81.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 19.0% pure in the sex domain. Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 27%, based on a comparison of your test results with 477675 other submissions for this test. The average purity for this test is 54.1%. Here are my results for the purity test!!! What are yours??? Take the test!!! http://www.armory.com/tests/sex247.html Your 247 Point Purity Test Results You answered "yes" to 159 of 247 questions, making you 35.6% sexually pure (64.4% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 35.6% pure in the sex domain. Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 31%, based on a comparison of your test results with 114110 other submissions for this test. The average purity for this test is 69.3%.
War's End - Not Political
The world attacks, a lifetime under siege. People never cared, people pass on by. A man buckles to the floor, carries himself slowly. Walls crumble and colors all fade. Glass shatters around, sound disappears as he becomes deaf from the blast. He falls again, again, and one more time. Each time he scrapes himself from the dirt and moves a few more steps. And within him visions, through blood filled eyes, he still sees the grace. Dark nights, he sees a gem. It lies so out of place, yet it sparkles. It too covered by the rubble of this endless war. And as he bends to reach forth, another wave pushes him to the side His treasure rolls out of sight. With one last breath, one final burst he makes his move. Explosions ring out, the skies collapse and he is nearly blind. He falls forward, alas, the stone in his palm. Inexplicably he stands, his gaze falls downward to see these wounds heal. The blood withdraws and returns. Revival, rebirth and restoration comes over the man. His eyes now glow,
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Forgivness?
a smart man once said, as he was preaching to a group of people, aka believers with hope,aka lovers who've been hurt..... that life is like chapters in a book, some characters from a chapter disappear, and others last through out the whole book.......... some bridges were meant to be burned, nothing last forever, and by saying forever, its a promise, and you know you can't keep it. for you can't say never, because you never know what tomorrow will bring. the world is magical and it bound to create some crazy things. you can try to hold onto what’s broken for fear of losing something, or you can be brave and learn that it isn't everything. People aren't possessions or material things. They are born with a heart and feelings. And for you to treat a person worse than you would treat your sneakers is inhumane and how low will you stoop to have what you want? some people will do anything to have control.. and you have to look at people and the situations like you would gas in a car.. you st
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Love Lost
Last friday my wife came home at 8am from going out thursday night. she didnt' tell me she was going to be that late plus the only text i got from her was that she was ok and they were playing pool. yea well her daughter was sick and started throwing up, but did she call and ask about her daughter? nope. all she said was "ill be home as soon as i can" yea well that was in the morning. So, being fed up and pissed with her and her crap playing me and other guys at the same time i said fuck you and packed her stuff up, put it next to her car (she got picked up by the same guy that helped her move the furniture out of the house monday) and texted her she was done and that she could live with her parents. yea...i did go there.. I was tired of her lying, cheating on me, being an adultress, and taking me for everything i had. so that morning i said enough is enough! of course now i kind of miss the companionship and have cried on occasion because of the fact of being together for 7 years and
My Mumm's
so i put up mumm's for fun nah i dont put much thought in it. i love the reaction of everyone. they seem to love to hate but oh well that is human nature i suppose. i read my mumm comments and laugh people are cute. those that actually have a awesome response i try and fan ,rate, and add come on its for fun. no need to hate so much huh?
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My Poems And Stuff
What for? As the hate flows the anger grows to much on a plate it deals with fate always planning the future spanning with a steel spine you've got all the time in the end we all blend..... One look at him and i begin to blush, all at once my feelings they rush. To my head and to my feet, feelings of love i can not defeat. My heart and soul he owns it all, he looks at me, i hope he saw. How his stare makes me stutter,
Writings, Poetry And Musings
A voice soft as the wind Blows through my mind Bringing thoughts I believed to be extinct Back to life.   Scenes of crimson tears flood my mind Sharp, silver edged saviors flash before my eyes I begin to ache for the release I once craved every day.   These thoughts I must lock up inside my mind To share them would be my demise A mind diseased can never be cured Remission is just a rouse In the end we all die from the pain we must keep inside.   NLJ 9/16/09 Your kisses tender and sweet melting my knees the first time we meet. Your eyes like pools of compassion and a portal to your soul, I look into them and feel the love you hold for me inside. Your arms embrace me and I feel safe and loved, knowing you return the feelings that I have for you making a difference I had never known before. When we make love, that is what it is, this does not mean it is boring as many may thi
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Smart Azz
The Best Smart Ass Answers of 2008 !! SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during an airline flight. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.' SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She a asked a stock boy, ' Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.' SMART ASS ANSWER #3 The police officer got out of his car as the kid wh
7 Reason Not To Mess With Children
7 Reasons Not To Mess With Children A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'. The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.' The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.' Without mis
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You Know While Your Mother Is Cooking The Macaronni Today I Figured Id Sit Down And Talk To You Since Your Old Enough. You Know Its Time That You Really Realize What This Family Is All About Cause About This Time Is When Your Gonna Be Able To Join In And Earn Some Real Money And Real Cash But Before You Do That I Wanna Teach You A Little Bit About Loyalty, The Main Name Of This Game Is Respect And Loyalty. Family Is A Big Thing When We Do This Kind Of Business Everything Is With Respect And When A Family Member Gets Outta Line And Another Family Dont Like It One Thing Leads To Another And The Next Thing You Know, Your Gone And Then Your Just A Memory Of Me, My Hearts Broke Then, But You Gotta Remember Theres Always Family And Loyalty, Loyalty Is The Main Thing. Obviously You Know I Dont Make My Money, I Dont Make All My Cash From Uh Construction Jobs We Do And Uh Sanitation And Private Stuff Is All Earned Money Through The Family And Since Your Of Age Now I Think Its Time I Taught You
Autographed Pics Of Angel And I...
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Tangled And Happy
Just put up my first Mumm. It was actually a poorly disguised plea for attention from attractive women and it worked!!! It cost 5,000 fubucks, but I made a couple of friends and it was well worth it. I'm feeling kind of flirty and frisky today. Honestly I am in a relationship and not looking to hook up with anyone, but I don't mind talking with anyone about almost anything. Again, still really happy to be here. It gives me a way to step away from work for a few minutes at a time and into another, more interesting, world. I am really happy to be here. In my life I have good friends and family and this site is a really cool addition. I have met some really nice and very interesting people here. It takes a long time in the real world to establish a level of intimacy where you can trust enough to share. So many people are looking to share, looking to trust. For me, I think some of my urge is a form of exhibitionism. I loved getting naked in public as a teen. I love r
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Thomas Jefferson Quote
Do you know how to catch wild pigs? You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence. They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side. The pigs, which are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat; you slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd. Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity. Is this what is happening
My Poetry
We are Part by Jeffrey A. Griswold Neither knew what happened, it took us by surprise. I felt a strange new feeling, when I looked into your eyes. I hadnt felt this way, in such a very long time. I knew somewhere deep inside, god would make you mine. I felt a tugging at my heart, and knew that it was true. Someone somewhere planned this, that I'd be here for you. I look into your pretty face, and see a dream made real. I knew inside the things I felt, were all too very real. So I send to you my dear, these words from in my heart. I hope that you will see it too, that of each others lives we are part.
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The girl in the window Lane DeGregory, Times Staff Writer Published Thursday, July 31, 2008 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Part One: The Feral Child PLANT CITY — The family had lived in the rundown rental house for almost three years when someone first saw a child's face in the window. A little girl, pale, with dark eyes, lifted a dirty blanket above the broken glass and peered out, one neighbor remembered. Everyone knew a woman lived in the house with her boyfriend and two adult sons. But they had never seen a child there, had never noticed anyone playing in the overgrown yard. The girl looked young, 5 or 6, and thin. Too thin. Her cheeks seemed sunken; her eyes were lost. The child stared into the square of sunlight, then slipped away. Months went by. The face never reappeared. Just before noon on July 13, 2005, a Plant City police car pulled up outside that shattered window. Two officer
Dr. Appt 4 My Son
So about a week ago we went for a conference with one of the doctors in Neurology from the hospital in regards to the EEG test that my son had. According to the test it is confirmed that my son is having small brain seizures that are lasting from 1-2 seconds. Although they aren't lasting very long it's still enough to raise a concern. They have now started him on a medication, but I probably won't see any major improvements for a least a month. This will give us time to raise the dosage based on height, weight, etc. This is all the information I have for now, but would appreciate any prayers you can toss his way, and I will keep my peeps that care updated. A few weeks ago my son went to the dr. for his 3 month checkup. I explained to him that he was twitching, usually 1st thing in the morning or before bed and also while he was sleeping. A few years back I expressed the same concern but the doc said it was his body's way of saying he was tired. I accepted that for the time being becaus
Read My Profile!!!!!
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Abbott & Costello Buy A Computer
You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, or at least reruns of them, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on... If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT [...] ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO : Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT : Mac? COSTELLO : No, the name's Lou . ABBOTT : Your computer? COSTELLO : I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT : Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou . ABBOTT : What about Windows? COSTELLO : Why? Will it get stuffy in here? ABBOTT : Do you want a computer with Windows? COSTELLO : I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows? AB
Confessions Of A Sex Fiend
I'm done here...maybe I'll scan the grocery store for some late night meat. Unfortunately, I'd have to be charming and witty and the only thing I'm exuding is sex...hot...sweaty...pulsing through my veins...I need it...badly. Hard to calm down lately. Every year it gets harder. I let my head hang and grit my teeth until my jaw pops ... my heart slows enough and I feel safe enough to move. My hand drops to my bare thigh and the touch of skin on skin...even my own...starts my heart racing again. I probably should have put on some panties before I left but I love how the wind caresses up my legs in my favorite mini-skirt. The room goes black and all noise gets filtered out except for the constant bass of the music and it pulses through my body, helping move my need from my fingers through my thighs. Suddenly I'm all alone in my head. Nothing else matters but the wetness between my legs. My left hand lightly runs its fingers across my exposed chest...slowly dipping into my cleavage and
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