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Fridge Magnet Poetry
I ask you to beat me I like it fast I need to want, ache, moan, scream, soar ... Only when he uses power Do I pant, ask, urge, lust, worship ... Tell him Death would pound her knife On bare skin, it's like boiling blood But it could smear like honey ... I lie languidly, weak, drunk, asleep Chaining my eternity to my top For his love cools like a flood But my dream is never true ...

Welcome To My Mind!!!
In this blog i hope to have my many thoughts conveyed with feeling and that the return will be thought provoking comments..and that you like and will give feed back.... ATTENTION!!!!!!! MEN!!! YOU WILL NOT ,I ,REPEAT NOT GAIN ANY ENTRY TO MY PRIVATE PHOTOS IM SORRY ITS RESERVED FOR COUPLES AND BI FEMALES THAT ARE ATTRACTIVE TO US ( BUCKEYEBADASS AND AMAZONIANMIDGET) BECAUSE WE ARE INTRWESTED THE SWINGER LIFE STYLE.... YOU HAVE TO GET TO KNOW US AS A COUPLE FIRST.... A lil More about me . I am a 23 year old cancer survivor (ovarian) , I am a Tech Geek, I am a Bi Female in Love with a Awesome ,handsome, Hot male...His Name is Toby.aka BuckeyeBadass.. he is the light of my life ...and my reason for life...We have this amazing connection i.e. we finish each others sentences and we have similar ideals in life. We Decided to do the Swinging Couple thing Because its a New experience for the both of us . WE are VERY VERY secure in our lifestyle

" Be Gone" Someone help me, for I can't help myself. I'm trapped in this memory of you & I, and it's pure hell. I'm held fast in believing that you still care for me, but I know in my heart, That you set me free. I'm a woman on the edge. A tourtured soul I am. All I wanted was to love you, but you never gave a damn. I need to break away from you. But, how I do not know. I need to heal my heart, without your heart in tow. I have to get away from what I feel inside. I need to lose your smile that hides inside my mind. I wish I could leave myself, to get you away from site. cause I can't seem to get you to leave, even tho I try with all my might. Be gone you heartbreaker. be gone from my soul. Be gone from my memories. I just can't love you anymore. By: Jennifer Fischer

Quiet
Time stands still. The world is quiet. I hear my heart beating. When I think of you my heart beats faster and faster. Quiet is no longer. The pain is too loud. I miss you. My heart aches for you. My body yearns for your touch. My mind is a mess. I love you. Quiet is no longer. Michelle *sept 18th 2006*

Fill This Our Please
1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be friends? 8. Do you love me? 9. Do you have a crush on me? 10. Would you kiss me? 11. Would you hug me? 12. Physically, what stands out? 13. Emotionally, what stands out? 14. Do you wish I was cooler? 15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 17. Am I loveable? 18. How long have you known me? 19. Describe me in one word. 20. What was your first impression? 21. Do you still think that way about me now? 22. What do you think my weakness is? 23. Do you think I'll get married? 24. What makes me happy? 25. What makes me sad? 26. What reminds you of me? 27. If you could give me anything what would it be? 28. How well do you know me? 29.

10 Things An Idiot Does On My Space
ONE W.A.K.E.U.P. there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker. it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!" no, it doesnt. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Quit crying b/c you're not on someones top 8. who the hell cares? ITS FUCKIN MYSPACE!!! SIX Who really gives a fuck if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up! SEVEN Little 6th graders wh

Q: How many stupid blondes does it take to make a circuit? A: Two - one to stand inside the bath, the other to pass the hair dryer. Q: What's the diff between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. Q: Did you hear about the dumb blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter". Q: What's a dumb Blondes favorite rock group? A: Air Supply. Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch a cold? A: No need for em to worry about blowing their brains out. Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up. Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on top of her. Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? A: Last year's hide and seek champion. Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car. Q: What does

I Love My Friends
Standing by, All the way. Here to help you through your day. Holding you up, When you are weak, Helping you find what it is you seek. Catching your tears, When you cry. Pulling you through when the tide is high. Just being there, Through thick and thin, All just to say, you are my friend

To My Friends
Just wanted all to know that my comp has been down, should have it back up in a week or two. I be going in the hosipital for sugary in the next week are so. But i will be fine. kept show the love. I will miss all of ya'll. I hope to be back soon, don't forget me. redfox=Tracy xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxo

My Battle
at the current moment i hate life... this year can quite possibly go down as my worse year of life yet.. that says a lot concerting the fact that in the past 6 years i have been diagnosed with a brain disease, have had my best friend pass away, 2 close friends pass away, lost my grandfather, been engaged and dumped twice, been cheated on multiple times, and have been left while pregnant because the father wasn't (nor will he ever be) able to take care of his responsibilities.... i know wishing for a new life never works... i've tried, it still hasn’t happened... i know trying to change my life can help... but with my current situation the only was to change my life is to write someone completely out of it... this my friends may be impossible... this person is causing me unimaginable pain... i cant go a single minute without pain... have you ever loved someone completely yet hated them completely at the same time??? this person is legally a part of my family, this person can take

Washcloth
There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day, the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked. He asked his mother what the hair between her legs was. She responded, "It's my wash cloth." Weeks later, after the mother had her baby, the young boy walked in on his mother again. While she was in the hospital, the doctor had shaved her pubic hair. The boy asked, "What happened to your wash cloth?" The mother responded, "I lost it." The little boy, trying to be helpful, set out to find his mother's washcloth. A few days later, he ran to his mother yelling and screaming, "I found your washcloth." The mother, thinking that the child was just playing, went along with the boy and asked, "Where did you find it?" The boy answered, "The maid has it! She is washing daddy's face with it."

Is That Me?
Your Birthdate: July 30 You have the type of personality that people either love or hate. You're opinionated, dramatic, intense, and very outspoken. And some people can't get enough of you - they're totally addicted. Others, well, they wish you were a little more reserved. Your strength: Your flair Your weakness: If you think it, you say it Your power color: Scarlet red Your power symbol: Inverted triangle Your power month: MarchWhat Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Wtf
I keep trying to post comments but keep getting a gawddamn error message!! So I just wanted to shout out to all my lost cherries and send sum love!! Have a great day everyone!! xoxo MySpace Comments Graphics

Falling Away
Kill you just to watch you die Make you laugh just to feel you cry Tell me what I did and I'll stay 'Till honour is repaired then I'm on my way Can't explain to you how I feel, Can't even tell if I'm real All I can do is cry for you to stay As you take my reality and walk away.

How It Is
So easy to hurt, much harder to heal I can express my anger and share how I feel Twisting words to make them cause frustration Not using them to raise each other to a higher elevation Knocking us all down, why not it gets us through Staying all alone, friends are far and few "Ooops I did that" or "No way it wasn't me" But the truth is right there for all of us to see Problems inside can easily show from deep within Working to make them better is where it all begins

~44~
Picture a dark big city dead-end alley. At the edge of the alleyway is a lone street light. Under the light is a manhole ... A businessman walking past notices a hippy looking dude atop the manhole, the man - a laid back - real cool looking cat - was rocking the manhole cover back and forth singing and seemingly having a good time. The businessman is curious and goes down the ally to investigate. As the man gets closer he hears the hippy singing loudly: "Forty-four ... Forty-four" The businessman, questions the hippy: "Excuse me, good sir ... You seem to be having a good time; might I ask what you are doing there on that manhole?" The hippy slides his sunglasses down without missing a beat to his swaying motion atop the manhole replies with a smirk: "44 ... It's the latest thing ... 44" The hippy Continues: "Everyones doing it ... 44 ... 44 ... 44" The hippy continues to rock the manhole cover with a style & grace making the nerdy businessman

Can This Be For Real???
So I don't know about you guys, but I'm wondering if there is some unknown force out there that likes to play with me. Have you ever been really into someone, but because you are so scared of being hurt you act like you do not care either way. Then they leave....and you are okay with it, but then they decide to come waltzing back into your life, like nothing's ever changed. What is that about? Do they honestly think that we are gonna pick up where we left off? I wish they would just stay away, you know? I deleted you out of my life for a reason. So go. And what about online dating? Does that ever work? You see it all the time, but do you know anyone who actually comes out happy about it? I wish I knew what was going on but I don't. And for those of you who know me, you know how much I hate that. I want it to be the way I envision it, but scared to take the chance. Scared to open up again. Scared to get hurt again. So someone tell me why I'm falling and I don't k

New Blog
So, I'm starting a new blog. I'm going to stick my favorite lyrics and poetry in here. Just for the hell of it, since some of you actually read this stuff. (Woo hoo, you!) Sometimes lyrics touch us because they tell a simple but elegant story -- a picture painted for us in words. Sometimes they connect with a certain mood, a certain emotion. And sometimes they are both -- an image, an emotion -- that connects with a memory we have. I hope that you, too, can connect with the stuff I put here. And god, please let me not sound completely pretentious. :) Oh well, if I failed at that, hopefully you'll like me anyway! O:-)

Letter & Response
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P.Niss The Response: Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated inorder to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protec

Who Will Love My Children
Who will love my children When I have come and gone Who will wipe their little nose Make boo boo's go away Who will tell them it's alright Don't fear the dark, for friends they be For it does hide them, so no one can see. Who will let them know, to cry is not a sin To get back up, when they fall down. Skin their little knees. To alway's tell the truth, not lie That life is short, to march ahead When I am gone, I can sing no songs Cannot say the words I love you Who will love my children? Will you?

Hmmmm...
How is it that you can have over 40 people look at a picture that you post in less than 2 minutes.. but have only 5 ratings on it for 2 days.. hmmm... makes you go ..wtf? Ok.. cleaning off my lists today too..

Would U?
1. Would you be in control? 2. Can i get your number? 3. Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you go down on me? 7. Would you give me a hickie? 8. How many rounds would we go? 9. What would you wanna do afterwards? 10. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 11. Would you lick and bite me all over? 12. Would you like 4play or get straight to the point? 13. Would you take ur time if I told you to? 14. Would u fall asleep when we were done? 15. Would u want to go fast or slow? 16. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 17. Would u be loud or quiet? 18. Do u think u could make me have an orgasm? 19. Are u gonna re-post these so I can answer them for you ? 20. WOULD U Fuck me TODAY?

Aquarius In Love
Aquarius In Love The analytical Aquarian approaches the game of love slowly, methodically and deliberately. Playing the game of love is fun in and of itself and should not be rushed. While falling in love, the Water Bearer can fill myriad roles for a lover, thanks to their keen mental energy and boundless commitment to a good cause. Conversely, a lover who won't play along will meet an immovable object in righteous Aquarius. The greatest challenge in love for the Water Bearer is intimacy, the emotional and empathetic aspect of love. Without it, love is incomplete, so those born under this sign must find that space where they can feel and trust. If that is achieved, love with Aquarius can soar to the stratosphere.

Guys
mostly guys like to be fake they pretend they are someone that they are not. for example cody "king" keith he goes around on here telling everyone that he is dating them when he is really just messing with there heart. to be totally honest he did it to me. now i dont beleive anything he says and does. and i know for a fact that i am not the only one he has done this to. i have talked to other people that he has done this to and i just wanted to warn the females out here. i now know that it is dumb to date someone for seriouse over the computer unless you have met them before and were dating them before they moved.

The Blue Tattoo
One day, a man, John, was shopping in Stuff-Mart looking for a curling iron for his wife Jules. As he looked around he decided to begin reading the signs above the aisles to see if he could find any clue as to where the curling irons might be located. When he looked up at one of the signs he noticed something quite strange in one of the mirrors mounted in the corner of the ceiling - a man with a large blue tattoo was placing a hairdryer inside his trench coat. Noting this as a suspicious action, the man went to Stuff-Mart Security and reported the incident. After hearing his testimony the local Police Department was phoned and asked to send out a detective. This is what took place when Detective Rodgers arrived: "Hello, Mr. ..." said Detective Rodgers. "Smith, John Smith", supplied John. "Mr. Smith," Rodgers confirmed. "My name is Detective Rodgers. Why don't you tell me exactly what you saw." "Well, Detective Rodgers, sir, I was looking for a curling iron for my wife Jules

The Day...
THE DAY WOULD COME I NEVER THOUGHT THE DAY WOULD COME WHEN THE SUN WOULDN'T SHINE AS BRIGHT WHEN THE MOON WOULDN'T GUIDE ME AT NIGHT WHEN THE STARS WOULDN'T TWINKLE WHEN THE BIRDS WOULDN'T SING ME A MORNING SONG I NEVER THOUGHT THAT DAY WOULD COME WHEN I WOULDN'T HAVE YOU BY MY SIDE WHEN I WOULD HAVE TO RELIZE THAT YOU'RE GONE FOREVER WHEN I WOULD HAVE TO BE ALONE WHEN THAT WORDS I'"I LOVE YOU " WOULD MEAN MEAN SO MUCH NOW THAN ANY DID BEFORE I NEVER THOUGHTTHE DAY WOULD COME WHEN I WOULD LOOK AT YOUR PICTURE AND LET THE TEARS RUN DOWN THINKING WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE ME SO SOON? WHY ARE'NT YOU HERE TO SHARE MY LOVE AND LAUGHTER? WHY ARE'NT YOU HERE TO PROTECT MEAND HOLD ME TIGHT WITH COMFORTING HUGGS AND KISSES? WHY ARE'NT YOU HERE TO GUIDE ME WITH YOUR WORDS?

Chasity Belts
In days of old, when knights were bold, this particular knight was leaving for a crusade and called of his squires: "I'm leaving for the crusade. Here is the key to my wife's chastity belt. If, in 10 years, I haven't returned, you may use the key." The knight sets out on the dusty road, armored from head to toe, and takes one last look at his castle. He sees the squire rushing across the drawbridge, yelling, "Stop! Thank goodness I was able to catch you. This is the WRONG KEY."

Loneliness
Loneliness Do not suffer from loneliness, go outside,go away. Its all the people making you lonely. Pick a spot on the horizon, and head straight for it. Weave your way through a stand of redwoods,Kayak an island chain. Pear over your toes at the edge of a canyon.Go to your favorite place again and again. This is what you need to do. Not just because it fuels your independence. But because it reminds you,you’re a partof something bigger. And although it may not occur to the baffled onlookers, who cant take there eyes off your smiling,mud covered wired up insane self. It will occur to you ... You aren’t the one who’s lonely. ~ Zac Sky ~

Rebel Butterflies
Rebel Wear… that one of the sections in our store. Not an official label (yet, there is always hope that I might become that successful) but there are a growing number of designs centered around the Rebel (confederate) flag. This “Butterfly Rebel” design features three butterflies each with confederate wings, hovering over the word Rebel in slightly chromed black type. The overall look is polished and elegant while still showing rebel pride. Featured here on the black cap sleeve tee; the shirt is also available in several other styled garments including sweaters and hoodies. Look out for back prints, pocket prints and an extra rebel butterfly as featured on some of the shirts. Head over to the store to check it our and get yours now! DeXine Graphic Concepts

Sotd - Siva
by Smashing Pumpkins That's when I bend loose my head Throwing straight a spark instead Yellow streak down in my hair Dig it in the world I heal Way down deep and in my heart Lies a soul that's torn apart Tell me, tell me what you're after I just want to get there faster I don't live - I invade I don't give - I unveil Don't want to live in your misery I don't live - I invade Sprinkle all my kisses on your head Stars follow wishes fill your bed She said, "I'm dead" All this pain smothers me Like a bomb that you can't see Tell me, tell me what you're after I just want to get there faster I don't live - I invade I don't give - I unveil I don't live

Nsfw? Um.. Wtf
Who exactly is checking if a picture is NSFW because 1st if someones gunna look at the pix at work even though they should be working that's their choice and they can deal with their consequences but how the heck is or Not suitable for work this craps getting outa hand!

It Figures
It's beena while since I have writen anything and maybe for good reason. For the most part I just want to say that if your friends with someone longer than a month or so, then you shouldn't belive the first thing that someone has said that friend said. I mean really, would it be too much to ask to have someone come out and say, "Hey so and so said that you were talking about me behind my back, is it true?" But no, instead of that we get nothing, silence, the cold shoulder, etc. Although this is a good way to see who is true and who isn't, who is honest and who is just picking you for the flavor of the month, it's still just cruel. Me personaly...I don't give a shit. If you want to go beliving every dick/pussy that comes your way thats just sad. You loose a lot of good friends that way. That's all for now, Oh and your all fierd, cats rule! LOL

Comments Rant
NOW COMMENTS CAN BE NSFW AND GET YOU DELETED IF YOU POST THEM I MEAN COME ON HAVE YOU SEEN 99% OF THE COMMENTS ON THAT ARE OFFERED ON SITES LIKE GLITTERGRAPHICS AND MSTAGS AND WHAT NOT THEY ARE ALL OVERTLY SEXUAL SO DOES IT MEAN WE CANT USE THEM OR WE WILL HAVE OUR ACCOUNTS DELETED AND AS FAR AS MY COMMENTS GO ONE OF THE PICS OUT OF THE MAIN 4 WAS DEEMED NSFW AND ITS THE MOST INNOCENT ONE SO HOW IS IT JUDGED AND WHO DOES THE JUDGING I COULD UNDERSTAND IF THIS SITE WAS FOR KIDS LIKE MYSPACE BUT ISNT THIS SUPPOSED TO BE AN ADULT SITE AFTER ALL THE MOTTO IS "NO TEENY BOPPERS ALLOWED" AND WHY SHOULD IT HAVE TO BE SAFE FOR WORK I MEAN IF YOURE AT WORK SHOULDNT YOU BE WORKING RATHER THEN PLAYING ON THE FUCKING NET THANK YOU FOR READING JIMMY NOW GET BACK TO WORK

Check It Out
T-BONE@ CherryTAP READ MY PROFILE, IM FUN,STEADY AND LOYAL AND I DEFFENATLY NEED FEMALE FRIENDS, SO PLEASE DONT BE AFRAID,EVEN IF I SEEM TO BE A LITTLE WACKEY FOR MY AGE IM JUST A GOOD TIME CHARLEY,, WRITE ME.....NAS-TEA

Wifey Material...
a nigga has 4 different types of girls.. 1. Wifey 2. Boo 3. Bitches 4. Ho's 1)Wifey is irreplaceable.. but she is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always loves, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, and Ho's until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses Wifey he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again.. 2) Boo is replaceable, she thinks she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey was made Wifey is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. Boo tries to take Wifeys spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey's spot... but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, then the man goes back to Wifey.. And Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him.. (Ladies.. you don't want to be BOO) 3) Bitches.. A female that a male uses only for sex or o

Someone Asked...
I liked what I wrote, so I decided to post it here so everyone would see. 8) "What would you have done if you were caught or someone watched from the door?" It's possible someone heard us. It was over the wkd, but maybe someone was in working on research. I would have loved it, because I know how I get whenever I hear other people fucking -- it makes me ache. If someone did see, I would hope they would be good enough to take the opportunity to enjoy the show. They could watch her pussy swallowing my thick cock over and over, her ass sliding down to smack my balls and rising up again, her pussy coating my cock with her slick wetness. I'd be happy if they would have that image stuck in their head for days later, masturbating when they were alone, their back arching and mouth wide open as they cum with the image of our fucking in their head.

Poem I Wrote
Arm In Arm Look past faces and look past clothes. Look past troubles you might suppose. Let us all be kind. Let us cause no pain or harm. Let us all walk on arm in arm. Don't be fooled by the face you see. Don't be judging so easily. Let us all be kind. Let us cause no pain or harm. Let us all walk on arm in arm. Use the rule that's golden still. Give respect and share goodwill. Work together, dont work apart. Work to see what is in each heart. Let us all be kind. Let us cause no pain or harm. Let us all walk on arm in arm. Let us all be kind. Let us cause no pain or harm. Let us all walk on arm in arm. Let us all walk on arm in arm.

Soo True For Once
You scored as Shadow Spirit. You are a very strange being. Like nothing anyone has ever seen. You are a Shadow Spirit. You weren't born this way. This happened because you were betrayed so many times in life you just gave up. Don't forget; there are people out there who are just like you...you just have to find them first.Shadow Spirit100%Elf83%Drow75%Goddess67%Zombie67%Dragon58%Wolf58%Faerie50%Sorceress33%Vampyre8%What ancient breed are you?created with

Lost Friends
i cant keep friends the best ones i had turnd on me after 18 yrars becouse they done some stuped stuff and blamed me for it so that beat the hell out of me and now thay wont to come fore more and ant going to stop to thay hur me bad thay wont to do ganeworfar to take me out...im not going down with out a fight i know that im just one agents 5..so what can i do but hope and pray for sme help from somewere els but non is hereso i will fight on with my back to the wall like i have for so long...i had there back for so long now iv got to watch mine...well how know what is next lol...im not a fighter maybe it is time to move on...new friends is what i kneed

Her View Of Me!
HER VIEW OF ME Young man, you have often gone poaching in the wood of love and many girls have lets themselves be caught in your arms. But, when you boasted to your admiring friends about your successes, I have felt sickened, because I am not just game existing for your pleasure and you would make me think that you and your friends are no more than sad little hunters of girls. I know that chasing the girl you desire gives you a sense of power. When you catch her, that girl who may be forcing herself to follow you, you are perhaps, when you take her for yourself, taking her from somebody else. That other person msy be your friend and he may be dreaming, without even knowing it, that she is keeping herself for him like a rose on the rose-tree, not some cut flower. The wood of my heart is very tender - as delicate as that of a young tree in springtime. But you amuse yourself by scratching your name into my bark and you do not even know how deeply the knife penetrates,

Honesty
is honesty really the best policy or is that just something someone made up? u try to be honest with some one and they don't belive ya any way so why even try to be honest where does it get you in the long run honesty and trust thats a joke

Myyearbook Is The Shit!!
Hey! If you haven't already, you should check out www.myYearbook.com. myYearbook has a ton of features that other sites don't have, like flirting and bullying and lockers we can use to share files with each other and all our friends. Plus, if we each invite a few people, we get a free t-shirt or thong! Make sure you click my link (Join myYearbook) so I get credit for you. :)

Redneck Man's Pick Up Lines
1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you in I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think

Hotmomma22~~princess Of The Royal Family
This is a friend of mine that I knew before joining the Royal family because she was supporting me in my effort to get my baby blog to the top. She was there to repost my bulletins and read my blog entries as they came and cheered me on. When I saw her bulletin about the family pop up I figured it would be a good idea to have a close loyal group of friend around and I joined. She is very sweet and loyal. She deserves your best and this is another person you can talk to about joining the Royal family. *~Hot Momma 22*~ PRINCESS OF THE ROYAL FAMILY ~Sleepin...feel free to leave me some love!!@ CherryTAP

Change
Change...shit...it's exciting...yet frightening. And it's a shame how some people, out of fear, seem to cling to this mindset of...embrace the old...screw the new. But as for this lonely poet...I'm ready. Ready to adopt a new philosophy. Ready to change my current direction cuz quite possibly there's nothing for me where it's headed. Ready to take steps along this new road that to my peers...just appears to be dreaded. Ready to pour out my heart and soul creating something better than Keith and if you don't like it...Fuck you...that's right, I said it. I'm ready for my world to revolve around ME.

Anthony
When we fist met you tried so hard to get More than either of us could chew, My whole life lay astrew. And all i could think of was you. You moved right on in, Only to commit your many sins. Dragging me down with you. You gave not a thought to me, Who cares you were happy. All the drugs and sex plus, the stealing and lieing were always a fuss. So later you get drunk, And you think i am out only looking to fuck. You beat me Black and blue. Well boy fuck you. Why do you expect me to still love you? Mitch and I, all we had is friends but you think only bad I remember you are the man So go on and raise your right hand Beat me till im down on the floor Funny how you think i am YOUR whore Stupid me, I came running back Be Aware that this time there is no slack You hit me, beware i hit back. You fucked up and i went blank you woke in a Strap I can not live with this crap Your holding me down Leaving me with nothing but a frown How could you Leave me black and

Before Coffee Joke .. Ha Ha Ha
Bill's barn burned down, and his wife Polly called the insurance company. Polly told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand, and I want my money." The agent replied, "Hold on just a minute, Polly. Insurance doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of what was insured and provide you with a new barn of comparable worth." There was a long pause before Polly replied, "Then I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband

10 Good Things About Being A Guy.
1. You don't have to curl up to a hairy ass every night. 2. Same work - more pay. 3. You don't care if nobody notices your new haircut. 4. Foreplay is optional. 5. Nobody wonders if you swallow. 6. Your orgasms are real. 7. Porn movies are designed for you. 8. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 9. Car mechanics always tell you the truth. 10. You can be a genius - when you're plugged into your wife. HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD LAUGH!

Waiting
Waiting Awakened...emotional dreams. So much I want to say. Waiting for the very first touch. Each day's goodbye hurts so much. Thoughtful of you throughout the day. Mind wandering endlessly. Waiting for the very first touch. Everything inside me wanting you. Hearing you makes me smile once more. The day gets better...easier. Waiting for the very first touch. Your love keeps me here. Everything bottled deep inside. Nothing seems to come out right. Waiting for the very first touch. Endless thoughts of you...I drift away. Awakened yet another day. Waiting for the very first touch. Baby, I love you so much! ~Missi~

I Think I Am Crazy! Lol
Ok,so I think I am officially addicted to contests! I am in 3 right now and need help in all 3! I am also in a booty contest that starts tomorrow! Someone remind me why I join em if I know there is no chance of me winnin! lol But here are the links to the 3 I am in now if you'd like to help! Thanks n much love! ;-) Sexiest Cherry In A Hat Booty Contest Tattoo Contest

Please Help This Great Friend!
I am asking anyone that sees this blog to go to the blog of my friend PoeticAngel and read it and give it a rate. She has devoted her blog to Domestic Violence awareness and its survivors as well as a friend that she lost to this violence...its a worthy cause that more people should know about and something that touches so many. http://cherrytap.com/blog/37044

Cyber Feeling??
Has there ever been a time when you chat with someone from online, you see this person all the time on websites, (it can be any site) and you chat with this person everyday and when almost a whole day goes by without you speaking or hearing from this person you feel your day is not complete or your day feels weird??? Have you ever told this person how you feel?? Is it wise to tell them how you feel regardless if your feelings get hurt?? Is it ever possible to even have a long distance relationship?? When they live miles and miles away?? If so how would that person comfort you especially sexually when you are feeling hot and wanted?? Just some inner thoughts on the top of my head felt like sharing out loud!!

Not Your Typical Girl Next Door Contest
I AM IN THE NOT YOUR TYPICAL GIRL NEXT GIRL CONTEST! PLEASE SHOW ME SOME LOVE AND GO COMMENT BOMB ME! MOST COMMENTS AND RATES COMBINED WINS! I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE IT AND WILL RETURN THE FAVOR! CLICK PIC BELOW FOR THE CONTEST! LOVE TO ALL MY CHERRY FAMILY, FRIENDS AND FANS THAT HAVE ALREADY VOTED!

Blah
you know what... FUCK YOU! and your drama i can already tell today is gonna be a shitty day. and trust me at the rate things are goin today it aint gonna get much better. blah! FUCK YOU! damn two faced bitchezzz!

Who Loves Me ?????
my parents..... god ........ my siblings ....... my roomates ....... my friends ......... my relatives ...... but need one special person who is that ????? my dog tango,,,my puppy trixie and a special friend nellie who is as sweet as peach cobler pie............!!!!

My Sign
Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Adding A Helper For Sex
why is it that couples seem to want to have another person join with you during sex (the helper) If your happy with the one your doing then why is it that others get put in the subject everytime. If your passion is high and your a freak then why is it that helpers are needed. thats the question of the day.

Letter To Santa Revisited
Dear Santa, I just would like to thank you Santa for listening this year. He is the greatest guy I think I girl could ask for. He makes me feel like a princess and for the first time in my life I'm really happy so happy in fact I think I'm going to start painting again for he has put back all that I thought I lost in my life. He gives me hope that each day will be better. I feel so beautiful when he is around me and I've never felt like that before. Geez Santa I'm even letting my nails grow for the first time ever for this one so you know he makes me happpy. But anyway thank you Santa again for putting Scott in my life and I'll be sure to stay a good girl so you don't take him back lol Thanks again, Rachel P.S. Thanks also for not bringing that Panic and the Disco CD you are the greatest

Being Greatful
We have no right to ask, when sorrow comes, Why did this happen to me? unless we ask the same question for every joy that comes our way. --Philip S. Bernstein All of us have reasons to be grateful. Usually, the word implies we have received something. We often think of gratitude as that warm feeling we get from someone else's generosity. We are particularly grateful when we get unexpected gifts from those who owe us nothing. Within a family, we expect such acts of love because we are close to one another. But gratitude doesn't always come from being a receiver. Gratitude is warmest when it accompanies the joy of being able to give without expecting anything in return. We find it isn't enough to feel grateful. We have to express our gratitude by showing kindness and service to everyone around us. Gratitude is the greatest of all heart-openers. When it enters the heart, love pours out. For every kindness we receive, gratitude inspires a hundred acts of giving. Butt

Rating Stashes
Guess I do not understand rating down.... if you don't like something you see or hear then just don't rate at all....but to downrate I think is rude and many people here would think the same. It is what I do so as not to be rude to others.. I will just pass by and rate a thumbs up or a 10 - and which is what I'm sure others would want as well.

Where I Have Been The Last Few Days
Ugh. Ok so for those of you who have been wondering where I have been – things have been a bit crazy for me. Monday I have class all day, Tuesday I work as a tutor all day, Wednesdays I have clinicals all day, Thursday I tutor all day, Friday are fun day because I go to class all day get home take a quick nap and have to be at work at the hospital by 7pm and don’t get off work til 7:30am Saturday so its like a 26hour day lol. Then Saturday I work from 7pm til 7:30am on Sunday morning. Sundays are my free day… well if you count I need to sleep and do homework and study for class the next day. Lol. So basically I never have a day to myself anymore. My next day off will be Feb 19th because I don’t have school for Presidents day! I cant wait. Hell my fiancée has even been bitching about missing me and missing going out on dates because we don’t get to spend a lot of time together now. When school lets out it will be better and then we are getting married lol.

Chaos
Benign obsessions Painful rejections Sickened head Heartless injustice Meaningless lust Rightfully dead Calming lies Broken pride Shattering sanity Splintered mirrors Jealous tears Ridiculed vanity Mastered talents Wasted balance Belittling time Changing faces Unexplored places Shameless crimes Souless life Continual strife Tainted love Bounding desires Heatless fires Never enouph Mournfull cries Insane inside Peircing hope Battered dreams Useless schemes Braided rope Blistered heart Ripped apart Nothing left Freezing rain Shakles & chains Robbing your very last breath -=Fayte aka Jewells=-

All Those Nights
All of those nights when I stayed up wondering about what would happen the following day. All the time wasted on things that would just fly by anyway. Things swirl in the sunlight like a soft glow from heaven, and all the lover's have changed names. I can still hear each and everyone breathing. There's a difference in the littlest of things. Time is as real as a picture. Still, quiet, misleading. What if I forget now? My heart, my fears, and my sanity? All I have is what I know, and someday... I might only have those pictures left. When that day comes, may God remind me, that I did have a purpose.

Do You Think You Know Me?
This is who I am...... Someone wise once wrote: “I've learned that: the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. when you're in love, it shows. just one person saying to me, "You've made my day!" makes my day. having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world. being kind is more important than being right. you should never say "no" to a gift from a child. I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way. no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand. simple walks with my grandfather around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult. life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. money doesn't buy class. it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. u

I Feel Pregnant
I feel pregnant for the first time! The first three months theres was a little cramping, like not even as bad as I would get with my period, but now! At 16 weeks and two days I feel this thing in me. GET IT OUT!

Who Am I
I WAS THAT WHICH OTHERS DID NOT WANT TO BE I WENT WHERE OTHERS FEARED TO GO, AND DID WHAT OTHERS FAILED TO DO. I ASKED NOTHING OF THOSE WHO GAVE NOTHING, AND RELUCTANTLY ACCEPTED THE THOUGHT OF ETERNAL LONLINESS......SHOULD I FAIL. I HAVE SEEN THE FACE OF TERROR; FELT THE STINGING OF COLD FEAR; AND ENJOYED THE SWEET TASTE OF A MOMENTS LOVE. I HAVE CRIED, PATNED, AND HOPED, BUT MOSTLY I HAVE LIVED A LIFE THAT MOST WOULD SAY IS BEST FORGOTTEN. AND TODAY I AM GLAD TO SAY WHO I AM AN AMERICAN AND A COMBAT VETERAN!

Id Love To Know...
1. Which of us would be in control? 2. Would you whisper freaky things in my ear? 3. Would you talk dirty to me if i asked you to? 4. Would you kiss me with a little or a lot of tongue? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you give me a hicky?? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like 4 play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you take your time if I told you to? 13. Would you fall asleep when we were done? 14. Would you want to go fast or slow? 15. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 16. Would u be loud or quiet? 17. Do you think u could make me have an orgasm? 18. Are u gonna re-post these so I can answer them for you? 19. WOULD U MAKE LOVE TO ME TODAY? 20. Would u give me tounge?

Bad Day
i hite fake ass people in my life i thought i had good people around me but i was so wrong i got stabed in the back like five or six time today im so fucking sick of all the bull shit. im going back to my life the away i need it to be (me, myself and I) is all i need

Thank You
I just wanted to express thanks to all those who have and will show me love in my time of need. I want to go ahead and express how thankful i am for each and everyone of u. The next few days are goin to be very stressful and i dont know if i will have time to thank each one of u individually for ur kindness. Much love in my time of need, Melissa GRANDPA GEORGE U R MISSED GREATLY AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE U!!! OUR MEMORIES WILL CARRY ON WITH ME THE REST OF MY LIFE....U WILL NEVER B FORGOTTEN!!!

New Section!!!
Hello all my CT friends! Big news today! A special section just for you has been opened up on the official website! www.daniacamden.com/sneakpeek On that page you will be able to view sneak peeks into unreleased works in progress and even be able to post your two cents! This section is still being worked on so keep checking back for more sneak peeks and special prices and offers on various merchandise and books! For more username and password information email@ sneakpeek@daniacamden.com

Without You Here
I'm alone and empty, the sun never seems to shine, I go through the days, with a longing that you where mine, just drifting in a haze, my every thought is of you,, nothing else means a thing, I try so hard to hide it, to never let you know, I put on a smile, I laugh and I joke, but deep inside I'm hollow, on the very food I need I choke, my heart stays in my throat, like a burning coal, some nights are so unbearable, I just lay there and think, if you where only here with me, my life would be complete, but for now I'll face the days, just like the nights before, with this aching deep inside me, it will never leave me, till the day I can finally hold you, then it will all go away, but I know for now, the pain is here to stay, Without You Here.. Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

A Busy Year Ahead
IM NOW BACK PLAYING COMP DARTS ONCE A WEEK AND I NOW HAVE COMPLETED MY LEVEL ONE SPORTS TRAINERS COURSE AND HAVE BEEN APPOINTED THE HEAD TRAINER FOR THE HVFC UNDER 17'S HERE IN AUSSIE AND ALSO WILL BE ASSISTING WITH THE SENIORS WHERE I CAN SO MY WEEK IS GETTING PRETTY FULL NOW I HAVE ONE NIGHT A WEEK FREE FOR MY SELF THE SEASON IS FAST COMING UP AND WE ARE LOOKING PRETTY GOOD WITH THE TEAM WE GOT FINGERS CROSSED WE DONT GET MANY INJURIES AND CAN MAKE THE FINALS I HOPEFULL WILL BE ASSITING IN THE WORLD POLCE AND FIREMANS GAMES BEING HELD HERE IN ADELAIDE WILL KEEP U POSTED ON THAT

Friendship
Love is friendship set on fire....Jeremy Taylor. Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship, never....Charles Caleb Colton. The miracle of friendship can be spoken without words...hearing unspoken needs, recognizing secret dreams, understanding the silent things that only true friends know....Unknown. Friendship, said Pooh, is a very comforting thing....A. A. Milne. Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget....G. Randolf. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend forever....George Fox. The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile nor the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that someone else believes in him and is willing to trust him....Ralph Waldo Emerson. A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway....Fr. Jerome Cummings. True friends

Have You Ever
ok you walk up to some one and your like all serios and your like hey have you ever seen an asshole thru plastic???? then they pause and there answers are like no or ewwww. then you say well can i see your license or id then.

Abyss
Here I sit, alone in the dark. No friends to talk to, no woman to love. I look back on happier times, when friends would surround me. But one by one they stabbed my back. Years have passed since friends became enemies, and the one whom I once thought a brother is now my rival. I look back and remember all the laughs we shared, all the anguish we went through. But now its just a memory fading into a dark abyss. The one thing we swore would never come between us is what did us in. A dark and treacherous person that we never saw coming. Its been well over a year since we last spoke, neither wanting to say we were wrong, cuz in our own minds we did what we thought was right. I look back on the day that changed my life forever. The one memory that I wish would fade, but will always be there. So now as I sit here in the dark, all of my happy and joyful memories slip one by one into the dark abyss. No longer will my mind look back and see those wonderful times when I was so carefree and young

Secret Fantasy
My true Ecstasy, Love is a drug to me, I couldn't get an enough of you, The way you have touch, Had put my soul in easy, Every time I made love to you, I feel like I am flowing on heavy clouds, Your sex is like a addiction to me, I keep coming back for more, Your looks and your charms are what made me high, Feasting mine soul with your fat long manhood squeezing inside of me, Had bring out lust in my eyes, Rubbing my hand so gentle on your chest, I couldn't resist smell your strong sweet body mist had bring essence in me, You will feel my hot kisses, kissing your chest, Night and Day, I couldn't stop thinking about you.

Grow Up!
I am so tired of people marking my pics NSFW..if you dont like them stay the hell of my page! Its really that simple. Since when I a picture of naked people suppose to be offensive? Not like I am posting women and men having sex? I am not posting crack users or kiddie porn or anyhting like that..I post what I feel is art...and I wish that people would either rate it or leave it alone. I DO NOT mark anyones pic NSFW because it is their right to be able to have views of what they feel is art. I have noticed everything is getting tagged..from a mermaid (which arent real people) to a babies bottom..which if you find that pervertted then you have the problem ...we all have bottoms and we all ran around naked at one point in the history of the world! oh well..I see that I am not alone in my hate for NSFW censorship but of course there is nothing to do about it..except if all the VIC decided to cancel one day..what a thought that is!

What's Really Inside My Heart...
Since I first came here I have met some wild and crazy fun loving ppl. All of you have touched my heart as well as my life in some kind of unique way. And for that I am greatful. You have been here thorough my tough times as well as my happy times. Thank you. I know that I may have not gotten to know all of you the way i would have liked, but like i said ill gladly send my email and im's to you so we can keep in touch. I will only add you if you really want to. I will miss sharing all of your thoughts and dreams and wild things in between *Wink *-) For those of you that I talk to on occasions and some far in between, I from the very bottom of my heart am so sorry for not keepin in more contact with you. I have had a few ppl today tell me how they felt about my absence and me not talking to them. I almost in a way feel like i abandoned some of you. That hurts me to think that maybe I have done that. I want to keep all my friends. SO, to this Lets go on but go on together. ok? oh yeah an

Poem
There must be world unknown somewhere where unicorns still roam. A place where foals with nubbin horns make shady trees their home. There must be worlds where knights still ride all fair and proud and brave. Where on their prancing steeds they joust while ladies gaily wave. There must be worlds where forest elves still hunt the glades and dells. Where wood nymphs wearing skirts of leaves still haunt the springs and wells. Where wizards deep in caverns dark or castles cold and bare, will talk all night with grinning skulls or just to empty air. There must be worlds unknown somewhere where unicorns run free. A world where love is pure and right A place for you and me. KMS

Another Morbid Story
he threatened to kill himself again. he told me he was going to. since i was feelin the same, my attempt to stop him werent as zealous as they used to be. then i did the bitchest thing and turned it to me. he knows i have a fear of dying alone and that night, i didnt care anymore which meant i was serious. i told him i wasnt going to shangri-la with him, i was going to hell...it seems suitable and i've always known i was going. he said he'd trade his soul for mine and i'd go to heaven. i basically told him not to bother, i deserved wat i got coming and i could take it. the convo continued and he stopped responding so i went to bed. yesterday he IMed me sayin the gun jammed... i cant say i've completely given up my will to die either...after all...third time's the charm.

1 Wish...
I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.

Highnote
Im going to be at Highnote April 27, gonna see 3 bands there can anyone give me some information about this place never heard of it...I think it is on Southside but Im not sure....So help me out if you can....The bands are ...After The Tragety, red Murphy, and Into Never.... Thanks Randy

Annoyed!
sooo because our basement keeps getting flooded everytime it rains we might be moving...AGAIN! this is such BS! Im so tired of moving! I thought this was going to be the last time for at least awhile! ARG!!! ~Christine~

24 Apr 07 - Tuesday
24 Apr 07 - Tuesday Birthdays: 1766 Robert Bailey Thomas founded Farmer's Almanac 1905 Robert Penn Warren 1st US poet laureate (All the King's Men) 1942 Barbra [Joan] Streisand Brooklyn NY, singer/actress/award winner (Funny Girl, The Way We Were) 1943 Richard Sterban Camden NJ, country singer (Oak Ridge Boys) 1944 [Bernard] St Clair Lee [Calhoun] US singer (Rock the Boat) 1945 Doug Clifford Palo Alto CA, rock drummer (Creedence Clearwater Revival) 1947 Glenn Cornick rock bassist (Jethro Tull) 1954 Jack Blades rock bassist (Damn Yankees & Night Ranger) 1963 Billy Gould Los Angeles CA, rock bassist (Faith No More) This day: 1061 Halley's Comet sparks English monk to predict country'll be destroyed 1704 "Boston News-Letter", 1st successful newspaper in US, is established 1731 Daniel Defoe English novelist (Robinson Crusoe), dies 1800 Library of Congress is established with $5,000 allocation 1824 Herman Muntinghe theologist (History of Mankind), dies at 71 1833 Pat

Help Me Help Me
http://ilovenewyork2.com/people/tuffguy7896 come on vote 4 me u can vote 1 time a day come on i think i can win this im like 50 something percent of the vote of who vists me if i waz on from day one i think id be top guy right now

Colors
Spring-loaded bait choosing tonight’s blade The light is taking shape and the load is close to paid Held together with electrical tape but I seem to like it that way Draped under a debate that is just a disguise for blame Purity can easily be drained with a touch of poor pain Armed and ready I’ve fought the blaze Fire steady The pasture is mine to graze Breathe On my air Seethe At my call When your lungs collapse your screams make no sound I’m standing tall in hollow ground Taking flight while tethered and bound There’s no need to look around I’m quite very found Golden shoes are as good as cement when it’s time to drown Excuse me while I indulge in a perverted blood tryst And masturbate with an unscrupulously slit wrist Baseless accusations are being given air time and that’s bullshit Break away from the bailiff and lunge at the plaintiff Lounging on a jutting cliff, dashing into the sand drift It takes a lot of concentration but you can dilate your

Rip My Sister 2005
To Someone so sweet To Someone So True To Someone who is just like you To someone I love as much as you, I just wanted to say... Late at night while I sleep I dream about all the things All the things youve done for me Sometimes I wish upon a star To be as great, for once, as you are And even though I Know that I will have to wait I still wonder if I can be as great And on this day, May 13th, 2007 I wonder if when I go to heaven If all the children there will see you See you for who you are You are a wonderful mother, A sister, a daughter The light that guides the way I Love You, Lisa Happy Mothers Day

New Ink
I've been wanting a new tat for awhile now. Just was never sure what to get. The other day, I was browsing through photobucket for things about capricorns...and I found a few pictures that I liked that could be possible tats. Anyway, I posted the pictures in my picture stash and would love if everyone would stop by and let me know which one you like best. Hope everyone is having a great end to the week.

I Dont Wanna Go:(
Hey everyone! I wanna write this one to everyone! I have to more. So im gonna lose the net for about a month:( Plzz dont forget about me! I will come back as soon as i can! and i will return all the love! Plzz dont let anyone talk shit about me while im gone! I wouldnt let it happen to you, so dont let it happen to me! I promise i will be back As soon as i can get the cable turned on in my apartment! Me and mom are moving out and gettin our own place! we will miss you all! And to all my Bombshells..Im still in the family, and will never leave u guys! You guys mean A LOT to me! If you really wanna talk and not miss me, Write me and let me know, and ill give ya my cell number!! Because im keeping it on, so all my friends can reach me! Plzz show me some love while im gone! Ill miss you all:( Love always, Jessi

No Friend At All
NO FRIEND AT ALL I once had a good friend, Who was a wonderful girl. Being her friend, Was like having a bright new pearl. She was the best, She was so much fun. But then one day, She just decided that she was done. She would not talk to me, She just wouldn't say. So I was left alone, Left alone all day. To tell her how I truly felt, Well I just didn't have the guts. Yet everyday the pain got worse, Like excruciating paper cuts. This girl would get mad, Even when I would try to call. I thought I had a friend, a really nice friend, But it turned out that she was no friend at all.

Bits Of Info
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it!) If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig!) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing!) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.(Is that why Flipper was always smiling? And, why isn't the pig included in this list?) On average people fear spiders more than they do death. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmm.....) A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on i

Making Love To...
How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess? A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we get it right. A nurse says hold still this won't hurt a bit. And a airline stewardness says put this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally.

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13 Reasons A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman
13 Reasons a Handgun is Better Than a Woman 1) You can buy a silencer for a handgun. 2) You can trade a .44 for two .22's. 3) You can have a handgun at home and another for the road. 4) If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it. 5) Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup. 6) Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo. 7) A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. 8) Handguns function normally every day of the month. 9) A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?" 10) A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it. 11) You can have more than one handgun living in the same house without having problems. 12) A handgun doesn't care how big your trigger finger is. 13) A handgun won't tell all of its friends if you are a "little fast on the trigger."

Reasons
I guess this is more for a update to those that are close to me. Last week I got a horrorific phone call from one of my sisters. She informed me that one of my other sisters had died. Though I have not been real close with either of these sisters it was still a shock. She was only 39. So now here I am at work when I get this call which now instead of being calm and collective I become hystirical. So now this is wed that I get this call. The sister that died lives in georgia so now its time to figure out how to get there. Thank God I work for 2 great people. They loaned me 300 bucks to get to georgia. So Sat comes and hubby and I get in the car and start driving. 2 tanks of gas, 10 hours later we arrive on my brother in laws brother's door step. To be greeted by my neice, nephew and other sister. We stay for 3 days in georgia and then headed home tues. My sister died of phneomonia with a thyroid problem that weekend her heart and caused her to have a heart attack. The viewing is thurs

Who Am I?
Who am i? I am no one I sit looking at you..gazing from afar You do not know me..But i know who you are why is it you want to be what you are not Reading lifes script while losing the plot Where did I go wrong where did I fall? Would You notice me if i was someone else? what would i have to do to make you see me? nothing of course it just wasn't to be The blade licks my skin, kissing slowly sinking in, My blood flows out like water on dirt Trying to cope without feeling the hurt Surrounded by all feeling all alone My Mind is my shelter my only home I hate my thoughts I hate myself Stuck with me and no one else Why do I think you would care? I talk to myself and even I am not there tears run down as they break free Who Am i? I Am Nobody

Over You
The day comes, when you walked away, You took everything and left me a note, saying goodbye. That was the worst day of my life. Feeling hurt and left with nothing my heart broke into pieces I never know how to mend my heart back after that day it tear my heart into pieces I broke down in tears everyday when I drive thru the place where we will sit down down in a corner. Looking at the old photos of me and u, I feel helpless I cant believe u broke my heart! Its been a year ever since u left Things have been going well At times, its lonely At times, its cold At times, its hard to breath But I get over it. One day, I will pick up the pieces and forget about you. I will get over you.

Evolution Of A Juggalo
There is a certain evolution we all go through. Now, although there are those that don't fit into this, they are the exception, not the rule. Also, I’d like to say that every stage on this list is created equal. From stage one, all the way to stage five, each step represents a true to the bone JUGGALO! PERIOD! No one is better because they’re in stage 5, and no one is less of a ninja for being in stage 3. We’re all part of the same insane, creative, intelligent, psycho, serial killing, murderous, forward thinking family. I love each and every Juggalo regardless of stage, age or era. That being said, on with the list. Stage One- Pre Birth: This is before you even know who I.C.P is. You know you're different, that you don't belong in "normal" society. You see the world differently than most and don't really know where your view fits in. Stage Two- The Awakening: You get introduced to I.C.P. Maybe a friend introduces you, or you hear one of their songs, or see someone sporting a shi

3 Little Pigs..........
The Three Little Pigs - Italian Style Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw pig, the stick pig and the brick pig. One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pig's house and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did !!! So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said, "Please let me in, the wolf just blew down my house." So the stick Pig let the straw pig in. Just then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did !!! So the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick pig's house and said, "Let us in, let us in, the big bad wolf just blew our houses down!" So the brick pig let them in just as the wolf showed up The wolf said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." The straw pig and the stick pig were so scared! But the brick pig picked up the phone and made a call. A few minutes passed and a big, black

Kind Of Person
The True You You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be more relaxed, calm, and composed. With respect to money, you spend as little as possible. You think good luck depends on maintaining good relationships with others. The hidden side of your personality tends to be satisfied to care for things with a minimal amount of effort. You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked. When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you will search and search until you find your perfect match. Who's The True You?

Thanks To All!!
I just wanted to say thank you to everyone that has sent me a get well card or any gift of the sort. I have been suffering from terrible migraines and anexity since my car was hit. I got injections today so now I am doing a bit better. The stress from this kid is really getting to me I guess. But hey life goes on.....just a quick favor...if anyone knows of a car for sale cheap but good running, would ya let me know?!? Thanks again!!! ~Echo

Chinese Proverbs
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired . Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok . Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in bas

Life
If only you knew... If only you cared... If only you listened... If only you thought... If only you loved... If only you remembered... If only you felt... If only you knew what those things you put me through made of me maybe then your cruel heart would never have put me there... What is done is impossible to undo. Fortunate for me, but not for you. The times i believed to be clear and pure, Were nothing but acts you chose to endure. Planning the pain you would unleash upon me Waiting to maximize destruction, perhaps try and play with my destiny. My heart lay broken bashed upon the floor, Flooded with tears of love, memories, the opening of a brand new door. Graduation week was chosen, You unleashed your wraith and rage i was left broken. How could you let a man like him, He who twisted tangled and turned you on a whim. To accuse me of using you To threaten me if i dare talk to you If ever i wronged you it must have been telling you my love, For you nev

Players
you know that people online are full of it how can you ask someone for money and tell them they love you and stuff they play you and then use you and tell you all kinds of stuff to get you to do what they want feel free to comment on this

About Me
I figured that people who look at my page might want to know about me. im not really good @ describing myself so here goes.. I am a shy and quiet person. Always have been. I dont express my feelings to anyone. I almost always keep things to myself. Ive been told that I should sleep more than I do but thats easier said then done sometimes. Sometimes when I do actually try and sleep my mind is still going and doesnt want to stop so thats y im usually online so late. As for friends. I do have a few offline but alot of them are online. I have gotten close to some of them. Well.. as close as u can get when the friendship is online. Im loyal to my friends both online and offline and of course my family. I do read alot read and yes that includes the Harry Potter series. I do watch PR still. As for my life..well.. there isnt much I can say on that fact right now. I do plan on staying a virgin for my lifetime. Im sorry if you cant accept that. Alot of people that I used to talk to online couldn

Friends?
So I just went through and cleaned out my friends list. I went from 83 "friends" down to 34. The 34 that I kept are people that I have talked to in the last month or those that take the time to actually check my stuff out. If you're reading this you obviously stayed on the list because the only people that actually read my blogs are people already on my list. If I kept you, thanks for actually taking the time to check this out.

Alone
Alone Alone I wake, A half remembered dream, Playing about the corners of my mind. My fears bloom, Overwhelming my faith and hope, There is no respite. In desperation I reach for you, To pull you close to me, And find nothing there. I try to retreat inside, To capture a dream of you, But find only Emptiness. Sleep eludes me now, For I have remembered, Alone I wake.

One Touch
One Touch With your first touch, I was awoken from a sleep that wouldn't end. Then that touch became a kiss, That kiss opened eyes that had been blinded by hurt. With eyes that could see once again, That kiss became love. And that love sustained the soul of a man, Who had believed love was no longer possible. The possibilities became endless with that love, As time is endless.. With one touch, You brought a man back from the Cold darkness of death, And into the world of LOVE...

My Clothed Dark Tee Was Marked As Offensive And Ordered To Be Marked "nsfw" Ck It Out!
Re: One of your photos has been marked NSFW. Show header Date: Thu, 30 Aug 2007 04:47:32 -0700 From: To: shop@fubar.com Reply-To: Size: 6 KB -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have GOT to be kidding!!!!!!!!!! Have YOU looked at Dave of Canada's female friends on his page??? and on their pages, at their pics???? and have you looked at your BLAST BOXES????? Do YOU SEE what the pics in those boxes SAY??? and what the girls are wearing (or NOT wearing in those pics?????)?? I moved it, along with the horse picture, which I THOUGHT was the pic you referred to after checking all my nsfw albums to be sure they were all marked as such (and they were)....I could not find ANY pic that was not marked appropriately. Okay, guys, I am now going to go report to you on pictures that ARE nsfw that YOU allow----mostly because they are paying "VICs", I assume. That pic you say is NSFW was taken from the Gold's Gym----it is cloth

My Yearly Physical
Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn't have to be complicated And it would solve my physical problems. He said just think in colors; Fill your plate with bright colors; greens, yellows, reds, etc. I went right home and ate an entire bowl of M&M's and Sure enough, I felt better immediately. I never knew Eating right could be so easy.

Abstract Food & Dreams
Mostly thinking of the commercials here. Lets start with the 3-cheese stuffed pizza...for all of those who've gone through puberty...would u really want to eat something that looked like we did when we looked in the mirror (for us unlucky ones, that is, not the "beautiful people")? I mean, come on, let's face it...the pizza looks like a giant zit and the pus is now oozing out of the crust. It's almost abstract food art. The inside is the "pizza face" and the outside is the closeup. Okay, I like pizza from time to time but people just dont make pizzas like they used to. Maybe it's because we have to pay for them now as opposed to our parents paying for everything and we hope to get more bang for our buck...maybe I've inhaled something in the air, who knows? For those of you who know me or who have at least read that "dream story", you know I have a very unusually creative imagination. So now what's wierder, the "dream story", dreaming about giving birth to tennis balls, or dreaming

By Request
Hey! My online Man: Key boards typing back and fourth confort shared with in our words. Lay me down and hold me tight with in twilight glow with you tonight. Come and be by my side lay with me til moon is high. Whisper soft nothing in my ear even when you call me dear. When you are not on I feel so alone no keyboards typing back and fourth. No confort share with any words. No dreams of lay me down and hold me tight. Moon comes and goes and still no word from you tonight. Then I awake and I guess I see it was just all a dream and you were not even real because if you were I would be typing back and fourth but instead there silence in the twilight glow of me and you tonight I guess no more.

I Need My Friends
I NEED ALL MY FRIENDS ....I AM IN A CONTEST AND I AM DOWN BY OVER 1,000 COMMENTS...PLEASE HELP ME OUT AND RATE AND ANY COMMENTS WOULD BE APPREICIATED...THANK YOU IN ADVANCE!HERE IS THE LINK CLICK ON PIC....

Thanks!!!!!
i wanna thank everyone who helped me out we all worked hard i know there are sum of u who were on till 4 in the morning commenting!! im so glad to see u guys care so much about helping a friends out!! everyone and i do mean everyone that helped is very very much appreciated i love u guys!

Home Alone Again
Obviously she can't play out her fantasy alone, so she does the next best thing she imagines that he is here watching her. She lights scented candles and places them around the bathroom as she fills the tub with steamy water and her favorite bubble bath. Then she slowly removes her clothing as though she is doing a striptease for him and him alone. Letting her clothes fall where they may in a heap on the floor as she playfully tosses them aside. She climbs into the tub and into a sitting position as she reaches for the sponge, her breasts floating just above the steaming water and bubbles. She slowly soaps her body with the scented bubbles and the sponge. Then watching as the bubbles disappeared to reveal creamy white skin tinged with pink from the heat of the water. Her sensitive nipples are erect and aching with the need to be touched, she slides down further placing her feet on the rim of the tub as she would if she were shaving her legs. Now only her breasts and the ca

Can You Spot The Mummer?
Ok, a friend on myspace (yes myspace, shut up), posted this in a bulletin. It freaked the hell out of me because the pic contains a regular MuMMers picture. Can you spot who it is? (You don't win anything for guessing right, it's for fun :P.)

Sorry
for someone close to me that i hurt Oh I had alot to say Was thinking on my time away I missed you and things weren't the same 'Cause everything inside it never comes out right And when I see you cry it makes me wanna die. I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue I'm sorry about all the things I said to you And I know I can't take it back I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds And baby the way you make my world go 'round And I just wanted to say I'm sorry. This time I think I'm to blame It's harder to get through the days We get older and blame turns to shame 'Cause everything inside it never comes out right And when I see you cry it makes me wanna die. I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue I'm sorry about all the things I said to you And I know I can't take it back I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds And baby the way you make my world go 'round And I just wanted to say I'm sorry. Every single day I think about how we came all th

In The Lead!!!
Just want to thank everyone that has helped me build my lead in the contest!!! Keep up the great work everyone....it is highly appreciated!!! Now for those that want to help but haven't yet...here is the link to the contest...drop by, rate and comment all you want...fubar gives ya more :) Love ya all!

1408
http://SeXiVixxEN.flixster.com I really liked this one!! Stephen King has never let me down and he delivered yet again.1408 definitely had some pretty scary moments in it,and at this point I really dont get "scared" anymore ,this was done really well,nice twist endng all in all a great watch,Check it out,let me know what you think.

Amazing
I have met this amazing man, that is like no other I have ever met in my life. We have so much fun together and it is really developing into something so special, and we both feel so blessed to have found each other. It's fate..we are so much alike, love the same things...and are starting to love each other....all I can say is WOW..that is what we are both saying, is WOW....love really can hit like a storm when two people are least expecting it. This is so awesome!

Outrageous!!!
I am hoping you have the opportunity to read this e-mail regarding the utter frustration we as English-speaking Americans experience on a daily basis. Hopefully, this will go beyond just an e-mail. This is an experience that happened to my wife on April 1, 2007, in Denver County Traffic Court, Denver, Colorado. She had to appear in traffic court as a result of a speeding ticket. She was speeding and knew she would have a fine to pay. We have no problem with that. The rest of the court experience, however, is something we should all stand up and take exception to and ask what is happening to the United States? She was asked to be in court by 4:30PM that day, with which she complied. However, when she got there, it was announced that all non-English speaking persons with traffic violations would be taken care of first. The reasoning being that the interpreter leaves every day at the same time and does not stay late. So a reward for not speaking English is one gets to g

Another Poem
This is something my friend wrote for me that I personally loved and decided to post it on here. Righteous I found her first at evening Prayer Inside the small stone church So shoulder-stooped, so wan with care The object of my search She would not heed my tale at first I'm told it's often so She neither fought nor cried nor cursed She just simply answered, "No." Just "No" and turned I ran behind to ask, "How can you know?" "For God is good, and God is kind, and would not curse me so." But she could not for long deny The power in her veins She said, "Christ suffered--so shall I to thank him for his pains." And she she trained; she studied, fought, preparing for her war She soaked up all that could be taught and still desired more No longer pale, but flush with life she strengthened every day Young men, on hunt to find a wife, surprised, looked her way But like a nun, she'd none of love She could not be seduced For she ha

Broomstick Lore
The magic broomstick or, to use its proper name, the besom is an important and largely misunderstood tool of the witch. Gaining its notoriety from the witch finders manuals and woodcuts of mediaeval Europe, it is a tool of a far more ancient origin. Evidence of besom practice and use can be traced as far back as ancient Egypt. Papyrus drawings and carvings on the wall of temples show the Pharaoh holding in his hand a long, narrow paddle-shaped instrument. A symbol of sovereignty and mastery over matter, only the Pharaoh or the high priest was allowed to use this: tool. But what was it used for? Travelers and scholars who have visited Egypt for thousands of years have marveled at the construction of her pyramids and wonders that even to this day have never been explained. Only recently has the theory of levitation been posed again. The ancient priest scholars of Egypt and the magical adepts knew that the Pharaoh's paddle-shaped tool symbolized the power over air and gr

Raw Head And Bloody Bones
Raw Head and Bloody Bones retold by S. E. Schlosser Way back in the deep woods there lived a scrawny old woman who had a reputation for being the best conjuring woman in the Ozarks. With her bedraggled black-and-gray hair, funny eyes - one yellow and one green - and her crooked nose, Old Betty was not a pretty picture, but she was the best there was at fixing what ailed a man, and that was all that counted. Old Betty's house was full of herbs and roots and bottles filled with conjuring medicine. The walls were lined with strange books brimming with magical spells. Old Betty was the only one living in the Hollow who knew how to read; her granny, who was also a conjurer, had taught her the skill as part of her magical training. Just about the only friend Old Betty had was a tough, mean, ugly old razorback hog that ran wild around her place. It rooted so much in her kitchen garbage that all the leftover spells started affecting it. Some folks swore up and down that the old razo

Peace?
with all the anti morman propoganda out there i guess I can understand the views out there, but the thing is the lds church has never come out with anything negative against anyone they have never picketted anyone and they have never killed because of ignorance. Why are we so hated can't you focus on the kkk or white sepremicists (sp) ? why is there so much hate towards a group that focuses on family, equality, and the phrases like love one another and choose the right? ok ok lutherans and non cristians have missionaries too... and yes they denied blacks moving up in the church in the past, but not anymore. An african american can be anything in the church now. Almost every church had downfalls in the beginning also the lds church was in the usa so giving blacks higher powers would draw even more attention to an already persecuted group... but its not my job to preach to you only to defend what i believe in. and christians are the people who killed us so you can kill us and stand outs

Sauteed Chicken In Chive Wine Sauce
Sauteed Chicken in Chive Wine Sauce We just adore creamy sauces flavored with chives, like this one. It tastes rich but remains nice and light, and it's the perfect partner for skinless, boneless chicken breasts. Credit: Wen Zientek Servings: 6 Ingredients: * 6 boneless, skinless chicken breast halves * Freshly ground pepper * 3 cloves garlic, chopped * 1 1/2 cups fat-free chicken broth * 3/4 cup dry white wine * 1 tablespoon cornstarch * 1 cup skim milk * 1 tablespoon fresh chives Directions: Spray a large nonstick skillet with cooking spray. Sprinkle ground pepper over the chicken. Brown the chicken over medium-high heat. Reduce the heat to medium-low and add the garlic, chicken broth and white wine. Cook until the chicken is cooked through. Remove the chicken from the pan and place on a warmed plate. In a small bowl, mix together the cornstarch and milk. Whisk the milk mixture into the pan slowly. Cook for about 2

Sleepless
Look in these eyes, Show how I'm spending time, The blind designs, Follow the red over white. I hear, I taste this, Whispering misery, I hear, I waste, I know your not safe with me. I can't face you, I'll erase you, Cant escape you, I won't miss you. I'll drink myself to sleep, Five thousand times. I'll drink, I drink myself to sleep. I can't recall, Drifting or fall down, Maybe I'm selfish and blind, I'll drink myself to sleep, Five thousand times. Look and despise, Reflections telling lies, See you behind, Your stare is so sickening. I hear, I taste this, Whispering misery, I feel it take me, And I shout at you suddenly. I can't face you, I'll erase you, Cant escape you, I won't miss you. I can't face you, I'll erase you, Cant escape you, I won't miss you. I'll drink myself to sleep, Five thousand times. I'll drink, I drink myself to sleep. I can't recall, Drifting or fall down, Maybe I'm selfish and blind, I'll drink

Fabolous - Baby Dont Go
[Intro: T-Pain (Fabolous) {J.D.}] I try to play cool Actin like what you do don't phase me, don't phase me Meanwhile I'm sittin at home, all alone Tryin to keep myself from goin crazy When I'm in the house, when I think about When I see you out, when I hear about {T-Pain} I want my baby back! {'Lo-so} And I thought it would be easy but it's hard for me to let you GO~! (Baby don't) GO! (Baby don't) go! (Baby don't) go (baby don't) {y'all know what this is} [Fabolous] Now I'm better than your ex, gon' be better than your next Baby Screwed Up so you better be from Tex-as Can't seem to doubt that I creamed her out Now you dream about how I turned Nieman out Nothin to scream about just back your Beemer out Pack it up in the trunk, go back to Kima house Cause I can play cool, but I can't play fool There's options in break up, you ever play pool? Better do you cause I damn sure does me And what your buzz be is only because of me The wifey, hus-by, never was me I does

The Worst Is Over
Well folks I am still here. The hurricane like storm that hit the Maritimes (Atlantic Canada Provinces) has pretty much passed by my city, however the rest of the area is still getting the heavy rainfall. We are only getting the high wind bursts (about 51 km/h) now and it is still pretty chilly. So all in all we weathered the storm and all are save and sound.

I H8 Fake Friends
OK ITS TIME FOR ME TO VENT ONCE AGAIN BUT I DONT KNOW WHY I BOTHER I HAVE OVER 600 SO CALLED FRIENDS AND I THINK UNDER HALF EVER SHOW ME LOVE UNLESS I DO NSFW YOU WOULD THINK WITH THAT MANY FRIENDS I WOULD BE HIGHER THEN I AM WELL NEWS FLASH NO MORE NSFW TILL I REACH AT LEAST LVL 22 I HVAE A LOUNGE ALSO AND HALF MY FRIENDS HAVE NEVER EVEN COME TO CHECK IT OUT MAYBE I SHOULD JUST HANG IT UP ON HERE ALSO TO THOSE WHO DONT KNOW THIS I GET NO POINTS FOR RATING THE NSFW SO WHY THEY MAKE IT SO YOU CAN RATE THEM BEATS ME I HAVE THEM UP THERE BY POPULAR DEMAND WELL IF YOU ALL WANT MORE THEN HELP GET ME TO 22 IF I DONT MAKE IT TO 22 IN AT LEAST A MONTH I WILL LEAVE FUBAR THIS IS BS THINK WHAT YOU WILL OF ME I TRY AND HIT ALL MY FRIENDS AND THE ONES WITH NSFW I DONT USUALLY RATE THOSE BUT ANY WAY IM DONE RANTING FOR NOW IF YOU WANT ME TO STAY ON FU THEN SHOW ME SOME LOVE AND RATE ANY PICS THAT YOU MAY HAVE MISSED AT ONE POINT OR JUST LEAVE ME A P

Boo Fucking Hoo!
SOO TIRED OF WHINERS!! You know I just have to vent a little. I am sorry, but I see stupid shit again, and its driving me nuts to sit back and watch it all going on. For starters...the whiners that were bitching about scripters! WOW! Why the fuck are you still whining? You got what you wanted..bouncers left and right! Oh no, not good enough for you either right? Calling people cheaters when they weren't cheating! Fucking ridiculous! Now you are bitching cause of the bouncers? How about the people that really work hard on contests (even though being called cheaters)? Its all about you big fucking babies isn't it? Second! Who the FUCK cares if someone is inviting people and are now purple! Why the fuck does it bother you so much? I think you are jealous, of course that is just my opionion. Get over yourselves. You don't OWN Fubar! You are like all the rest of us on here. Doing the same thing, only bitching and moaning when things aren't going your fucking way! Oh W

Rushing
You came rushing back to me in my dreams last night Its been a while since I’ve felt your touch heard your voice saw your smile You came rushing back to me in my dreams last night I thought it was real I thought it was you holding onto me so tight You came rushing back to me in my dreams last night Please dont wake me I’m finally alive again I need you don’t go you feel so real you feel so right oh baby its got to be true cause in my dreams I’m rushing back to you Please don’t wake me In my dreams I am alive again I feel your touch I hear your voice I taste your smile Its seems so right It feels so real Its go to be true because in my dreams I rushing back to you

Dont Blink
turned on the evening news Saw a old man being interviewed Turning a hundred and two today Asked him what's the secret to life He looked up from his old pipe Laughed and said "All I can say is." Don't blink Just like that you're six years old and you take a nap and you Wake up and you're twenty-five and your high school sweetheart becomes your wife Don't blink You just might miss your babies growing like mine did Turning into moms and dads next thing you know your "better half" Of fifty years is there in bed And you're praying God takes you instead Trust me friend a hundred years goes faster than you think So don't blink I was glued to my tv when it looked like he looked at me and said "Best start putting first things first." Cause when your hourglass runs out of sand You can't flip it over and start again Take every breathe God gives you for what it's worth Don't Blink Just like that you're six years old and you take a nap and you Wake up and you're twenty

Trombone
Day 1 " dad, i want to join band, sign up is next week" i felt the headache coming. "i either want to do drums or the trombone" my scalp is getting itchy. Day 2 a nice trombone he selected, and proudly met me at the door when i got home from work "HONK!!!" oh gawd, i can feel the pressure build! Day 3 "i have to watch this dvd and work on my embouchure" "lil honk!" " big honk!" "BIG LOUD ASS SQUEAK!" the pressure builds even more! Day 4,,, next day, more squeaking, more honking, and i thought i may have heard something that resembled a note! head is pounding! Day 5,, my day off,, trombone off and on all day, head hurts, ears bleeding, who invented this diabolical form of torture?! lil guy asked " what can i do to make this thing sound better?" it was so tough not to say something like "a rolled up sock stuffed down that bell would probably do the trick " instead, i told him to keep practicing and watch the dvd over again. Am i the only parent who is gonna need a lobotomy after the

See Someone Sees Me As An Angel Lmao Ty Taz
My Dream of a Angel My dream you see of a angel. A woman so beautiful and luscious to me. Her beauty no man has ever seen. Her hair so long and silky and shinny Like a sunset so beautiful you see. Her lips so sweet and her kisses so divine. In my dream she is all mine. I need you to know the Angel of my dreams is you. You are my heart and my soul. My love for you will always be. Because your love for me.

Bombing
i am so sorry i have not been able to bomb too much the last few days,i have been having trouble with the inner net,when i do finally get on i freeze up have to shut down and go back in. its really frustrating when ya wanna help someone and cannt.i was bombing the watcher the other night,froze and got booted off.i had to have the cable company come to day and he said there had been trouble with the lines,please dont think i have not wanted to help,i am totally frustated and sorry for not being able to help out the past few days and im really feelin crappy about it cause i want to do my part to help,once agaon my family i dont want to let you down,much luv biker heart

Prayers
WELL AS MOST OF YOU KNOW I HAVE MY DAUGHTER WITH HEART PROBLEMS THAT HAS TO HAVE ANOTHER SURGREY(JUST SITTING AND WAITING FOR THE DAY) AND NOW TODAY I GOT THE RESULTS OF MY SONS CAT SCAN(HE HAD BECUZ OF HEADACHES AND SEIZORS) THEY FOUND A CIST ON THE BRAIN THAT IS BUILDING UP FLOOD AROUND IT WHICH IS CAUSEING THE HEADACHES AND THE SEIZORS SO HE IS HAS TO BE WATCHED REALLY CLOSE NOW TOO SO IM ASKING THAT EVERYONE KEEP PRAYING FOR MY KIDS PLEASE THEY ARE MY LIFE AND THEY REALLY CAN USE ALL THE PRAYERS THAT ANYONE CAN GIVE THANKS TO ALL

Once Upon A Dream
Once upon a time, in the land of my dream There was a young Knight who searched for his Queen He followed his quest and he searched all lands through He searched for his love, he knew would be true. She has eyes like diamonds, yet dark and so deep The window of her soul, shows a beauty so sweet She has hair like an angel, both raven and long She brings to my heart, love's simple song. He sought out a wizard, to conjure a spell, To find this fair princess, that in his heart dwells. He begged this magician, by all that is right, Find me my love, my soul's true delight. She has beauty unequaled, by all in all time, Her soul is so perfect, it must be with mine, The wizard did tell him, that this lady he loved, Was not a mere princess, but an angel from above. He said all the magic I have in my power Cannot make this perfection, in any number of hours He said you should ask for the heavens to send One of God’s perfect creatures, for your quest to end. So he pra

Weekend
Well - I just got back from a weekend out of town. My friend killed himself last week and it sent me into a tailspin. I needed to be alone and cry and think about my life. I got a hotel room and holed up in there. Yesterday I went to get my bellbutton repierced but got there at 3 which was too late. So I went to a mexican restaurant I use to go to ages ago (adore their brown sauce). Sat at the table alone and let the tears fall - the place was empty. Got 64 oz of frozen daiquiris -- some cigars and went back to the pool-side area and talked with friends around the country. That did so much good. Got pretty trashed last night and fought all night on the phone with my spouse -- so much for relaxing. I feel a little bit relaxed today - I'm home and the house is empty. I was accused of some horrible things --- and I just don't care. I was there alone - I rented the room alone - I paid for the room alone. I was there to try and get my head together. And those who think I

Lost Love
Hopelessly bound unfettered by the chains of love's grip - greatest gift, fate's cruelest curse. Wherefore do I weep at knowing the joy, the warmth, at feeling the peace, the fire. Wherefore do I weep unable to complete , to be, unknown the kiss, the flames. Wherefore do I weep at loving not living seeing not touching breathing not sharing holding not loving? All, because I, The Fool, am no more?

Why???????
Do you believe there is a god? I mean in the news here in Savannah there is just so much sad shit going on. I mean,I do not know. It really makes you think. How can they preach the love of god,when he lets children his most precious ones die with cancer/SIDS. A 18 month old was killed this morning here when her daddy ran her over he did not see her.2 16yr old boys throw a rock at a girl, and almost killed her, they/it fucked her up "real" bad!!A man tryin to make sure his family had a christmas workin 2 jobs, starts driven a cab, gets robbed and shot and it was his 1st day, only been in the car maybe 2-3 hrs. Kids with cancer there parents not able to afford christmas, get help from I say an angel in hiding, they get gifts to give there kids and money to help with other things(i guess god does answer some prayers), it is great that they got help. But how could god give the cancer to them, beautiful precious babies, they did not do anything wrong!!!!!!!!!!! I am just ranting, not having

911 Poem
'MEET ME IN THE STAIRWELL' You say you will never forget where you were when you heard the news On September 11, 2001 . Neither will I. I was on the 110th floor in a smoke filled room with a man who called his wife to say 'Good-Bye.' I held his fingers steady as he dialed. I gave him the peace to say, 'Honey, I am not going to make it, but it is OK...I am ready to go.' I was with his wife when he called as she fed breakfast to their children. I held her up as she tried to understand his words and as she realized he wasn't coming home that night. I was in the stairwell of the 23rd floor when a woman cried out to Me for help. 'I have been knocking on the door of your heart for 50 years!' I said. 'Of course I will show you the way home - only believe in Me now.' I was at the base of the b

Romantic Text Messages
Romantic Text Messages * Let these words not only touch your eyes, let them travel through your soul, and let them rest in your heart as you rest in mine…I love you. * You're still the one… * Words alone will never be able to express the depth of my love for you. * In case you didn't know, I'll be loving you always and forever!! * Just when I thought it couldn't get better, you prove me wrong! I love you! * Falling in love with you was the easiest thing I've done in my life. * Hand in hand and heart to heart my love for you shall never part. * Even though we are apart, my love you will never part. * I'll love the sun for days, the moon for nights, and YOU for forever. * Loving you makes my heart explode with happiness. * Rains fall, winds blow, the sun shines... it all comes naturally, just like loving you. * Simply said... I love you... * Being with you is like having every single one of my wish

How About This
HOW ABOUT I GO THROUGH ALL THE TOP MEMBERS ON THIS SITE AND RATED THE PICS I THOUGHT WERE INNOPROPRIATE? HOW WOULD THAT BE??? NOT RIGHT CAUSE THE TOP MEMBERS ON HERE ARE NOT HO'S BITCHES OR SLUTS. JUST CAUSE THEY WANT TO SHOW OFF WHAT THE GODDESS GAVE THEM DOESN'T MAKE THEM ATTENTION WHORES, OR RATE WHORES. I MEAN HELL WE ALL UNDERSTAND THAT TO GET ANYWHERE ON THIS SITE YOU HAVE TO ACT THE PART (EVEN IF YOUR NOT). TITS AND ASS SELL THIS SITE THATS UNDERSTANDABLE...I MEAN IF THAT UGLY ASS BITCH BBG COULD MAKE TOP MEMBER HELL I KNOW ALOT OF SWAY BACK MULES THAT CAN TOO. BUT I DIGRESS, I'M GONNA DO WHATS DONE TO ME...IF MY SHIT THATS MARKED NSFW IS NOT REALLY SOMEONES WAY OF BEING A BITCH....WELL HONEYS I CAN GO THROUGH AND MARK SHIT NSFW TOO. dONT LIKE IT WELL THEN HOW ABOUT WE DO A BLOCK JOB AND SEE HOW FAST YA'LL CAN BE BLOCKED. NOW FUCK OFF!!!!!

Because Of U..by Aaron..ty Babe!
**(¯`·._.· AARON ·._.·´¯)**: Because of you my world is now whole, Because of you love lives in my soul. Because of you I have laughter in my eyes, Because of you I am no longer afraid of good-byes. You are my pillar my stone of strength, With me through all seasons and great times of length. My love for you is pure boundless through space and time, it grows stronger everyday with the knowledge that you'll always be mine. At the altar I will joyously say 'I do', for I have it all now and it's all because of you.

Fear And Loathing
Fear and Loathing....Two things that are inevitable in this world...Two things I have constantly......Always....Bugging the shit outta me.....Confusing me......Consuming me at times...What do I fear you ask?? I fear what the future holds for me...I fear that they ARE all the same....I fear that noone will ever really know WHO I am or appreciate me for it....I fear being alone.....I fear not knowing....What do I loathe??? I loathe the same things....I loathe not knowing what the future holds...I loathe fearing that they ARE all the same....I loathe thinking that they may never know WHO I am or be able to appreciate me for it....I loathe being alone....I loathe now knowing..... When will all the Fear and Loathing cease???

My Journey
My Journey Not that it matters, and not that anyone cares, but I have decided to move on. I don’t know what awaits me out there in the world, but I’ll face it head on. I’ve loved, I’ve lost, I’ve been hurt, but I’m mending. It’s a slow process, but I’m on my way. On this healing journey, I’ve been discovering myself. I’ve learned that I do have the power to say no. I have also learned self-control. It isn’t just a journey of self-healing; it’s a journey of self-discovery. I think that, by the time I get to the end of this journey, I’ll finally know who I am. My wife may have left me, I may have been crushed by it, but through it all, I think something wonderful is happening. I’m learning to adapt. I realize now that I don’t have to be with someone to be happy. I just need to be happy with myself. “What is the meaning of life?” A very popular question. One that has been asked repeatedly through out the ages. Do you want the answer? Nothing. There is no “meaning of life”. Th

Dance With Me
Lets dance in the pale of moonlight As love dribbles and worms down the curves Lets do all the free things we dream about Wakening all the new nerves. Dance with me with caresses Cuddle each cold waiting spot Kiss away tingles that cause a fear Nibble the freckles...each dot. I'll glide in your glen full of pleasures Kiss you deeper than ... then Cherish each move of a fancy Whenever you're ready say "when". You smile as I dance with new pleasures Curve upon curve that moves in Taking these moments of passion Beginning again and again. Float on the lithe mist above you I settle my aim and descend Come to me lover of my heart I'm open to all you can tend. Kisses the dose that is needed Smiles upon smiles that merge Fluids of love that are blending Moving curve upon curve. Shadows of dancing pleasures Silhouettes making the swoon Fitting together as one right now Settled... us two... with the moon.

Read This !!!!
Ok ...... IF you are a friend or fan, or want to be one, you need to know this. I am an aggressive, dark, demented, bent (not warped BENT) individual. I wish MOST of the world would go away. I am sickened by cute and fuzzy. I Love the out there stuff. I CAN use whips and chains. I CAN cause pain and death. I CAN also be tender and loving BUT I AM A WARRIOR. I'm as lible to say F U as Hi to most people. I WAS in the military and HAVE ended life, and NOT lost sleep. I DO ACTUALY BITE! There is nothing more sexy on a woman than my teeth marks. IF you want to know ASK and I'll tell you. Thank you. If you decide to not be my friend now that is fine .... have a nice day

Read Me
hope hi all will the subject is hope for the first time in about a year or so i can see some light i should find out in a day or so if i get to go back to school to get my CDL and i can do somthing i like to do this i hope is the start to a new life and i can move on from all the stuff i had to put up with this last year or so i hope so the people that know me know what this year has been so wish me luck plz and thanks to all my famly and friends that help me when i need it i hope you all know that i love ever one of you

Would You
will you be that sparkle in my eye? would you make me laugh when i cry? would you take away the pain and fears? would you love me for years and years ? will you be the mother of my kids? would we love the way our parents did? would you stay with me when times get rough? would you not say you had enough? will you still love me when i'm old and grey? would you be beside me on my final day? would you carry my memory so proud and true? these are the things i'd gladly do for you ! by:Jack Pardue

Carbon Copy Pro Review
Carbon Copy Pro Review Learn the secrets of the Internet Wealthy Carbon Copy Pro Review - What exactly is Carbon Copy Pro? CarbonCopyPRO is a marketing system that has been developed by Jay and his associates to help solve many problems most people face in a home based business and provide them with tools to succeed. With Carbon copy Pro there is No phone calling. No selling No Cold Calling Many of the mundane things most direct marketers would have to face. What Carbon Copy Pro does is it helps pre-qualify people by having them fill in a questionnaire after they have paid a $49 fee. Carbon Copy Pro Review Carbon Copy Pro Review

The Past....
kinda sucks that my first blog on here is a sad ,shitty one.The only people up are,u guys so who ever reads this,thanks for listening.Im not askin for comments or support i just need to vent it out a 'lil. So,im sitting here cause i cant sleep.So many things are goin through my mind...but the most important is tomorrow morning.For those of u whom know me outside of here know my struggle and battle everyday.Well, tomorrow morning is the day i get to fess up to the horrible,unfair,so wrong things that i have done to my body for the past 13 yrs.Its fucked up how we do things that we know r so wrong and hurt everyone around us and do nothing but keep on keepin on.Its fucked up how we avoid a situation if we know the outcome and dont like it.But,at last,it does catch up to u.Its too late. So,to not go into details anymore than i really want to i have had a serious eating disorder for 13 yrs.Im not ashamed and im not proud.Im me.And everyday i have to wake up and look in the mirror and w

Movies
I'm interested in movies. My favorite ones are horrors full of blood. I even enjoy cannibalic movies. I am writing my master thesis about horror on the screen. Are there any movies that you would recomend me?

The Greatest Thing That Coud Have Happened To Me!
MEGAN ok where to start off well i had the greatest weekend nobody could possible top it by far i am the happiest guy alive thats for dam sure i met this girl megan on fubar here transfered over to myspace and then to phone well i met this girl and holy shit shes so fucking awesome i met her and her parents and friends and everybody loves me now me and her are dating and she has a wonderful daughter she is the sweetest thing in the world i have to say she even warmed up to me too i love it all i know is that this girl is a one of a kind nobody could match this one i dont care where you looked how hard you looked or how good you are at match making nobody could ever replace or top this girl im sorry i have never seen a girl treat a guy the way she treats me i spent the whole weekend with her and i am impressed she is great her parents allowed me to stay the night the entire weekend cause they think im the shit which is awesome she loves to snuggle which i took full advantage of lol i

Just A Rambling
Goodbye TimeBy Blake SheltonBest Video Codes life sure does have a funny way of lettin things happen sometimes..today i thought was gonna bea good day then it just went to shit. sometimes i get so tired of tryin to have things.....tryin to be good to everyone that i just want to say fuck it just when i think something good might happen...bam it is shot to shit...oh well such is life i guess bt dam when is it gonna end

Finally........ Is All I Have To Freakin Say!!!!
OMG!!! LOOK WHO IS FINALLY BACK.. PLEASE GO SHOW HER SOME MAD LOVE SO SHE WILL NEVER LEAVE AGAIN... WE LOVE YOU JODI Wishful Thinking Is Back@ fubar ~*~THIS BULLETIN IS BROUGHT TO YOU WITH LOTS OF LOVE, HUGS, AND ALL THAT GREAT FUZZY FEELING STUFF~*~ LSD's SHELL™ ~*~DYLON's DIVA's~*~@ fubar (repost of original by 'LSD's SHELL™ ~*~DYLON's DIVA's~*~' on '2008-02-29 20:10:20')

My Sexuality
I am who I am.... There is nothing I can or WILL do to change that.... I have finally come to be mostly happy with my life... for once! And now all of a sudden ppl feel the need to fuck with that! Well I hate it for everyones luck... it doesnt work! I love being me... i love who i am. I really dont know why ppl feel the need to meddle in my business! My sexuality is just that... MINE! If im not having sex with you then it really doesnt concern you...

You Know What I Hate???
I really hate it when people ask me for help and I do everything in my power to help them. Yet when I ask for help I have very few people that come and help me. Literally like 4 people. So I just want to say thanks to my true friends and to the rest of you F*ck Off!! Don't ask me for help ever again!! Thanks for showing your true colors!!

About Me
I am a single mom of four wonderful children and a grandmother to a beautiful little girl. I believe in honesty and respect, so if you dont have those things keep page browsing. Pretty much a laid back female just dont disrespect me and we will be ok

Another Thing
i do though i think i really suck at it is write cd reviews for this web page called music street journal copy and paste this link here for the website http://www.musicstreetjournal.com/ or you should be able to click here

Salute Contest
Im putting on the "who loves RyaWolf" the most contest. make me a salute and send me the pics so I can make a folder for it for the most original out of ordinary salute. Winners get a fu-bling package and a 7 day blast. so get those pics going :)

I Am Single Again
Hello Everyone, Well, I am single again. Kind of not by choice though. Oh well. I will get over it. My last relationship kind of ended earlier then I wanted it to. The person I was seeing was escorted out by the police three days earlier then he was moving out. Its a long story and this is not the place to talk about it. But, I do have to say that I am not going to do that again for a long time. I hope everyone elses weekend is going great.

True?!?
Hey you See me? Pictures crazy All the world I've seen before me passing by I've got nothing to gain, to lose All the world I've seen before me passing by You don't care about how I feel I don't feel it any more Anymore Hey you, are me Not so pretty All the world I've seen before me passing by Silent my voice I've got no choice All the world I've seen before me passing by You don't care about how I feel I don't feel it anymore I don't see Anymore I don't hear Anymore I don't speak Anymore I don't feel Hey you See me? Pictures crazy All the world I've seen before me passing by I've got nothing to gain to lose All the world I've seen before me passing by You don't care about how I feel I don't feel it anymore I don't sleep Anymore I don't eat Anymore I don't live Anymore I don't feel

Like To Enter Contests But Never Win?
FU-Bombers@ fubar Here is the link to the bomber family page I started. If you want to be a part of it, check the page out, read the blog on the front main page and send a friend request to the page and put a little note in the friend request letting me know you are wanting to join the family and that it is not just a random friend request. If you have any questions please feel free to message me. -Peggy Sue FU-Bomber’s Owner & Founder FU-Bombers@ fubar

I Feel Down And Out
i just can't do anythinghere i tried macking pics and can't load them right i'm no good in lounges i guess it's just rate pics cause i'm no good at comments. somedays i feel like i'm no good here

I Was Noticed..
So anyways... was at a podunk little bar north of the cities last night. Ya know, the little pub in a town for 1000 people...Well anyways...I was pretty drunk..This guy walks up to me and says "Aren't you the #1 person on Fubar for Minneapolis?" and I said "What are you talking about?" He's like "You're that Stephy chick." Meanwhile the people I was with are all confused. They aren't online people and have no idea what Fubar is. So I told him he had the right person. And he starts going on and on about me always being the #1 person on the search for Mpls. I was embarrassed as hell. He started telling the bar about the site and everyone was laughing at me being a "godfather" on some silly site...It was an odd situation...I almost felt like some d-list celebrity lol.

Sunday 05-11-08 (hugs)
Sunday, Mothers Day May 11, 2008 Hope YOU that had reason for celebration, did so with joy. And those that had no reason to give cards or flowers had an equally fun-filled and or fulfilling Sunday! All was good on my side of the screen. Mother enjoyed her meal & the family popped in to see her in sporadic fashion. Which makes it easier for her to chat with them that way - opposed to the all at once pandemonium that ALL the family gathering at the same time can cause. (lots of us) So a good gathering and happy exchanges ...

Journal 5-18-08
as i sit here hoping to be able to speak with Master again tonight my thoughts start to drift to what life will be like if and when i am able to be His slave 24/7. i know that it will be so much more different then what it is now, but honestly it is what i desire more then anything in this world. to feel His touch for real not just in my mind. Yes His words have an effect on me and i can close my eyes and feel His touch, hear His voice, but i so crave to feel this for real and to hear His voice every single day. The very sound of His voice makes my skin come to life and my heart race with an unknown excitment. Master is my whole world and i desire nothing more the to bring Him joy, pleasure and make Him proud to own this girl. i know that i do this now online, but will it be the same once i am His 24/7? i hope so for Master is what i have looked for all these years. i could not ask to be happier then i am when we are together. He is my everything and without Him in my life i honestly

Back
Hey there everyone! Stinkeye Radio is currently looking to fill the following positions: DJS - No Experience needed, will train. Promotions - No Experience needed, will train. Management - Prefer experience, but will train. Administration - Prefer Experience, but will train. Head Of Promotions - Prefer Experience, but will train. Please we ask that if you are inquiring, that you are serious. Stinkeye Radio is and equal opportunity Radio station. Please note that this is not yet a paid position, but there are bonus's and incentives to working/volunteering. If you are intrested you can email us at our secondary email address which is posted below, or via yahoo or msn messengers. We also ask that no one under the age of 18 applys. Stinkeyeradio@yahoo.com Yahoo - jays.bytch Msn - jennml28@hotmail.com

2nd Scene.....
Im about to turn the title of this blog to "my new carrer". lol I just did my first scene 2 weeks ago and Im already scheduled for my 2nd. June 5th I leave and start filming on the 6th. Just like before... once I get home and get the stills from it Ill post them for all my friends. im really excited this time tho because this time its girl/girl or girl/girl/guy. So wish me luck and thanks to all me friends who have been supporting me!!

Diva Day #2
~ High Heels ~ Posh Purses ~ ~ Stunna Shades ~ Now That¡¯s a TRUE DIVA Another day to show some Mad Luv to your fellow Divas! Set some time aside to get to know the other Divas a little better! Stop by the Lounge and Say Hello Comment, Rate, & then Comment & Rate some More! It¡¯s all about Diva Luv! Thanks! = )~ Much Luv to ya! *Hugs* Bully Brought to you by: ***CHIPPER & REBECCA*** &

Update On Heidi
First off I want to thank everyone.I usually dont get much blog attention but the prayers and best wishes have been overwhelming. Thanks to those concerned enough to ask for updates as well. The doctors say she really isnt much better, much of the same but improved enough to be taken of IV and gets to come home today!!! :) I guess they feel( as I do) that her spirit and mood at home will help her to improve faster.At least thats what I'm hoping. They said her was the most severe case of this disease they have ever witnessed and after doing some research into the severity of this illness, thats a scary thought. She will have to be on steroid therapy and a special diet for at minimum 4 months. I've become more accustomed to the fact i may not have her for very long but at least she will be at home around people she loves and that love her. Im cautiously optimistic. I have to get ready for work til lunch at least and then pick up my baby. thanks again for all the love and pr

Page Six
My father has never really had a lot to hang his hat on when it comes to me. I didn't do much to necessarily make him proud. He was never fond of my chosen line of work...he always wanted me to find a real job. Yet, I always did things to try to gain my father's approval. It seemed to be so important and it was quite rare to get any kind of positive feedback from him. I've never really hugged my father and only told him once that I loved him since I became an adult. I've never heard him say it to me. He's not that kind of father, though. I suppose I have just learned to deal with that fact. Recently, he has been experiencing poor health. After years of heavy smoking, he now needs oxygen almost all the time. He is in the latter stages of emphysema and he can no longer live alone. He was recently moved to the home of a couple who take care of him and four other elderly people. He has his own room and the company of others in a house very close to where we all lived when

The Diet Dilemma And Hepatitis C: Separating Fact From Fallacy
The diet dilemma and hepatitisC.pdf http://www.hepatitisc.org.au/edu/documents/ThedietdilemmaandhepatitisC.pdf The diet dilemma and hepatitis C: separating fact from fallacy By Simon Sadler, Dietitian, Albion Street Centre. Introduction What is a healthy diet The five food groups Low protein diets Sugar Alcohol Dairy Juice Caffeine Further information Introduction For people living with hepatitis C, HIV and some other chronic diseases the dilemma of nutrition can be particularly confusing. The purpose of this page is to examine healthy eating and hepatitis C (HCV)/HIV co-infection and dispel a number of the dietary myths surrounding nutrition and HCV. What is a healthy diet? Dietary advice should be based on individual circumstances and will depend on any symptoms being experienced at a particular time. In general terms a healthy or 'balanced' diet consists of a regular meal plan that incorporates foods from each of the five food group

Update!
it's quick. it's simple. for those of you that care... this is what is going on. the boyfriend and i are buying a house. i'm looking for a day job. i'm keeping my night job. we're taking a trip to michigan asap. i wish i wasn't a busted piece of junk metal. i want a pretty wedding in a pretty park with pretty things and pretty people. notice that i didn't say pricey. i'm really happy. as a matter of fact... i'm more than happy. i'm glad everything worked out the way it did. happiness writes white. i've got things to do... stuff to pack... and a husband to miss while he's away for a couple more hours. tell me you love me and get over it. meow. ALK.

My Student Lan
I am a member of VITA(Volunteer Instructors Teaching America). I have been instructing a Viet Namese Lady for nearly 2 years. This lady came to America in 2000 and did not speak a word of english. Within 2 days of arriveing here her appartment burnt down with the cause being faulty wireing. From that shaky beginning this Lady and her family have built a successful business and all have become U.S. citizens. When Lan entered the VITA program(Nov. 2006) she tested out at a grade level of 5.7 reading ability in english. In May 2008 her grade level had improved to a grade level of 9.6. Also during the month of May Lan and I reviewed for her U.S. citizenship test. On June 3 Lan took the test and aced the test. She was sworn in as a U.S. citizen on June 5,2008.

1 Yr Anniversary On Fubar
1 Year Anniversary Fubar thank you everyone for getting me this far "Henchman" I'm going to look at this post and see how far i get next year And PLZ! show these to wounder full Ladyz some luv! They are the best!! ~*~ Rebbie ~*~ Owner Of † Sanctuary † ~*~TwistedSteel's Baby Girl~*~@ fubar♫GroovyLady♫ DJ Promotions@ fubar♠Twizzie♠@ fubar°ÅnGëLiÇ° @ Wicked Lounge**~*~ Fu-wife of Thå Ðårk Åñgël@ fubar

Fubucks
I am looking to trade fubucks for bling packs. Send me a PM if you are interested.Here is what I am offering: 12 Bling pack: ------------------- 500k fubucks 100 11's during a HH 50 stash rates 25 Bling pack ______________ 700K fubucks 100 11's & 100 10's during a HH 100 stash rates 70 Bling pack ________________ 1 million fubucks 100 11's and 200 10's during a HH (if we have that many) 200 stash rates Will leave a comment on 100 of your pics

Amazing People!!
I've met alot of people on Fubar but there are some people that just....amaze the hell out of me! If you don't know these people you are so missing out!! These people have amazing hearts!! Show them soooo much love!! They so deserve it!!!

Who Wants Kayla
I am in my second Fubar Auction...Please drop by and at least rate the pic if you could...Thank you!! (repost of original by 'SquiRteR Kayla PLEASE RATE PROFILE & BLOG-' on '2008-07-12 14:36:13')

The Life Of A Soldier
I fight so you don’t have to. I struggle so you can be free, You live so my work has meaning, And I die so that you all don’t have to. I am a Soldier, I am a friend, I am a leader, and I am your child. My day never ends, my night never begins. I say a silent goodnight to all those I love, and I shut my eyes hoping to sleep through the night. When calm comes, you can’t help but feel uneasy, knowing it is likely to end soon. The second you let down your guard, could be the second you watch someone die. 15 months of hell, a lifetime for some, a tour for us. The end doesn’t mean we are free, it just means another just like me must take my place. War doesn’t stop, it just pauses and some idiot hits resume. I don’t blame anyone, I can’t blame anyone. I ‘m not here fighting for some rightous cause, I’m fighting because it’s what I’m told to do. I fight because I love my country, I fight because I love each of you. I don’t know you, I might not even like you, but I’m going to be here

3-some
How about this You and the Latino girl I seen this morning Kissing like that while I'm on my knee with your leg propped up on my shoulder I will handle your inner thighs, sucking on your luscious red swollen lips with a dildo in one hand working it I love the taste of your peach juice the other hand playing with her little peach I look up and your all over her c size breasts which really stirs me up so I start working fast at this time she starts to moan so we make our way to the bed where she lays on her back and you find your way right between her thighs going to town by now I am as hard as a rock and your dripping wet she starts to get louder and louder I can't stop now you are starting to squirt with in seconds both of you are quivering with excitement coming towards me for mine both of you wrap lips around my shaft and kiss around it up and down one would break and play with my balls while the other never missed a beat

Hello
Hello I don't think anyone will even remember me on here I've been gone for work for a while I finally got around to quiting smoking cold turkey, been 3 weeks now and I think I'm over the worst of it. Also thank you for all those who sent birthday thank you and for those of you who forgot a great way you say I'm sorry is to sent a your phone if your single or your cute single friend if your not....Female btw I had trouble recently with people understanding that I really don't know why and no one can seem to give me a straight answer on the subject....

Amazing!
I want to share with all of my friends somebody who touches my heart more than any one person ever could. This isn't your usual fubar pimp-out. Yes this person has bought me gifts and such online but he is so very much more. He has become one of the biggest parts of my real life. I share everything with him. Although we are friends and nothing more I have enough love for him to last a lifetime. In everything that he does for me I see so much more. There's always a meaning behind it. Even if nobody else would realize the underlying message I do. I ask all my friends to help me to show him how much he means to me. Go to him and send him my love. Though rates comment and more. Add him, bling him and tell him that his Kiri loves him. Please send me a Pm when you have done so and tell me what you did. All love is always returned by him and by me as well. I have things in the making when it comes to trains and other fu games so I will get all of you in there somewher

Help Master Riggs Become A Henchman
Spank the Master Master Riggs is a very dear friend of mine. He needs less than 320K to level to Henchman. He will be away the rest of this week. I would like to surprise him by having him level while he is gone... The Master needs a good spanking!!!! LOL Rate/Fan/Added/Comment him... He will return all profile rates, fans, and adds when he returns... So... Let's Make A DEAL!!! DEAL # 1 You have BLING... I have time... Make me an offer... Are you in a contest? Need a bomber? I'm your girl... Make me a fair offer... I'm yours!!! You BLING Master Riggs... I will rate for you!!! Please contact me before BLINGING Master Riggs to verify the deal... DEAL # 2 Rate for Rate You rate pictures on Master Riggs page... And I will rate the same number of pictures or stash on your page... Private message me with the names of the folders you rated... And I will return the rates on your page... DEAL # 3 Have a JET BLING? Want to own me? Give Master

Y I'm Piss About Work
well i worked 3 days of the pay and made over $200,i was ok with that till i seen what i was making for an hr of work.a shitty $8an hr working as a dishwasher at the local holiday inn.fuck that,i'm not working wknds for that shitty pay.i'll work this wk out and the next schudule i'm telling the boss i'm not doing wknds for that.if i dont get it guess its time to move on.my son is doing the same job in pennsylvania and is making more than me.piss on that i want my wknd life back asap.

Native Commandments
Treat the Earth and all that dwell thereon with respect. Remain close to the Great Spirit. Show great respect for your fellow beings. Work together for the benefit of all Mankind. Give assistance and kindness wherever needed. Do what you know to be right. Look after the well being of mind and body. Dedicate a share of your efforts to the greater good. Be truthful and honest at all times. Take full responsibility for your actions. Let us greet the dawn of a new day when all can live as one with nature and peace reigns everywhere. Oh Great Spirit, bring to our brothers the wisdom of Nature and the knowledge that if her laws are obeyed this land will again flourish and grasses and trees will grow as before. Guide those that through their councils seek to spread the wisdom of their leaders to all people. Heal the raw wounds of the earth and restore to our soul the richness which strengthens men's bodies and makes them wise in their councils. Bring to all the

I Want My Friend Back
I HAVE A VERY GOOD AND BEAUTIFUL FRIEND WHO I WOULD LOVE TO SEE BACK ON LINE. I AM GOING TO START LEAVING HER A COMMENT EVERY DAY TO TRY TO LET HER KNOW SHE IS LOVED AND MISSED. HER SCREEN NAME IS LIGHT-N-DARKNESS. I HAVE A FAVOR OF ALL WHO ARE HER FRIENDS AND MY FRIENDS TO COME INTO THE LIGHT AND LEAVE HER COMMENTS OF CARING TO SHOW HER THAT SHE IS MISSED. LOVE TO YOU PAULETTE, I MISS HAVEING YOU AROUND.

Chapter 11
11TH CHAPTER In the "Notes on Martial Laws" it is written that: The phrase, ''Win first, fight later, '' can be summed up in the two words, "Win beforehand." The resourcefulness of times of peace is the military preparation for times of war. With five hundred allies one can defeat an enemy force of ten thousand. When advancing on the enemy's castle and then pulling back, do not retreat by the main road, but rather by the side roads. One should lay one's dead and wounded allies face down in the direction of the enemy. It is a matter of course that a warrior's attitude should be to be in the vanguard during an attack and in the rear during a retreat. In approaching for the attack he does not forget to wait for the right moment. In waiting for the right moment he never forgets the attack. A helmet is usually thought to be very heavy, but when one is attacking a castle or something similar, and arrows, bullets, large rocks, great pieces of wood and the like are corning down,

Journal 8-19-08
my life has taken on many changes over the past couple of month, from a new name which has taken some getting used to, too trying to once again find myself. this has not been an easy think for me to do at my age, but it was something that i needed to do, i discovered that unless i was truly happy with myself then i could never truly make another happy. it took my Master releasing me for me to see this and it should not have taken this majoy step for me to wake up and see i was not happy with myself. as i travel on the road of self discovery i have found that even though i am still a slave at heart, i am also a women who loves to be treated special not by being given gifts or anything like that even though gifts are nice to recieve, i love to be treated like i am worthy of anothers company, and that they enjoy listening to what i say. Do not get me wrong Restrictive listened to be and He did make me feel special, but at that time i was not happy with myself and though He did t

Foggy Days
Happy Hump Day! Just a note to let everyone know that I disappeared this week for a reason. I had a sudden attack of gracefulness on Monday morning. Another reason Monday's should be abolished! Let's get that momentum going! Vote for whichever candidate will endorse this idea - it is WAY past time to right this wrong! Where did that come from? Whatever... I fell in the bathroom Monday morning, it was actually kind of funny in a way. Bottom line, by noon Monday I had to go get xrayed! OUCHIE! Anyhow, I sprained my wrist, popped my shoulder out (also a sprain), bruised my hip, and this all led to a monster back spasm Monday afternoon. OWIE! Thank goodness for powerful medication! I have not been at my computer since Monday morning, I have mostly been sleeping as a result of heavy drugs. I think I will survive the fall, but I may just stay on the drugs for the rest of time! Nothing really matters! And that's the way it is today - Wednesday August 20, 2008. I think! Th

8/29/08 Being Away
well i have been gone for a long time. and i just wanted to come in and let the ones who do care know i am still alive. lol i have lost my net for a bit its kinda hard raising 5 kids and its not cheap with the cost of everything going up . but me and my family are doing great and i miss you all so much but i do recieve yahoo messages on my phone so ym me some time. but anyways i love and miss you all ttys i hope . xoxoxoxoxo lips (tabby)

Fu Buck Auction
I want to host a Fu Buck Auction...I place many bids that get out bid from cash bids..So i thought it would be nice to have a Fu Buck Auction...If anyone would be interested in this..please leave me a comment...there will be NO Fee's either..Keep your Fu Bucks for bidding on others.. Im not sure when this will take place as of yet..It depends on how many ppl are interested in doing so.. TELL ME HOW YA FEEL~!~! ~~~~~~~~~`thanks ~~~~~~~~~Micki-Blue-Eyes DSC/FRIENDSHIP CIRCLE

The Saga Contiues....
Well, that time yet again to post to see who's paying attention or not.... More friends come and more to be deleted/go....kinda makes me ill when i've been rating certain ones week after week and nothing back. Yet, you rate and rate and the only time they do rate your pics is when you rate them first...c'mon we all like our pics rated but when i rate over 1500 some a day and I dont get to yours doesnt mean if you re-rate mine i wont get to you just means the next day. So, as i've stated before don't be shocked when I kindly say deleted and have a good one. Don't ask "HUH or WHY?" It just means you've been ignorant to long and ignorant to pay attention to a blog To those i'm missing get back to me please i'll make sure i rate the hell out of ya....

A Trip To Philly!!!!
Welcome to my first ever train.... My trains will take you to different cities all over the USA. To join my train is very simple: 1- R/F/A my page or leave my page a comment saying "ON THE PHILLY TOUR" if your my friend all ready. 2- Rate the pics in the folder "Philadelphia, PA." (see below) 3- R/F/A the pages of the other people on the tour with you or leave a comment saying "ON THE PHILLY TOUR" if they are your friends all ready. 4- Invite someone else to do the train. That's it!!!! Have fun on the tour of Philly!!! Click & Rate the Pics in this Folder Enjoy your tour and Thank you! The Tour Guides Page: THE OTHER PASSENGERS ON THE TOUR:

Company Needed
6 Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it. 3. And discover that The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. I apologize about this. I'm an idiot and I needed company ....

A Horse Story...
A Horse Story Just up the road from my home is a field with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if you stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing. Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing. If nearby and listening, you will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to her halter is a small bell. It lets her blind friend know where she is, so he can follow her. As you stand and watch these two friends, you'll see how she is always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and then slowly walk to where she is, trusting that she will not lead him astray. When she returns to the shelter of the barn each evening, she stops occasionally and looks back, mak

Hunter
Some Of you dont know this but ive been married before i dont talk about it much because what i lost with him hurts me deep inside. when i was 20 years old i got pregnant (i was still married to my first husband). i got pregnant in jan. 2005 or around there somewhere the baby was due to be born in december 2005 but when i was 6 and a half months pregnant August 26th I was told that my baby was dead the next day my baby was removed from my body since that day i have been scared to have children fearing that i would loose another child. we werent sure if it was a boy or girl so we took a guess that it was a boy and named him Hunter. RIP my baby boy

Dear Fu Bad Girls Club™©
ALL FU BAD GIRL MEMBERS I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND AND HAVE DECIDED TO KEEP FU BAD GIRLS CLUB™© OPEN. BUT HERE IS THE DEAL IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO STAY ON THE LIST. BECAUSE OF ALL THAT HAS HAPPEN. I WILL DELETE YOU, EVEN THOUGH I AM SORRY YOU ARE LEAVING. BECAUSE I PROMISE THERE WILL BE NO MORE DRAMA. I AM GONNA KEEP FU BAD GIRLS CLUB™© ONLY TO FRIENDS. AND IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO INVITE SOMEONE TELL THEM THEY ARE MORE THAN WELCOME. BUT I WILL NOT BE PUTTING UP ANY BULLETINS ON IT. THAT WAY I CAN KEEP THE DRAMA OUT. I WILL STILL GIVE OUT BLAST AND PRIZES. SO IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE JUST LET ME KNOW IF NOT SEND ME A SMILE. LOVE YOU ALL. 'HUGGGGGGGGGGS' MY LINK IS: *JuicyFruit(Bi)69*owner of Fu Bad Girls*fu gf to my sweet Velvet Moon*Rating Revolution*fu owned by@ fubar

Fuzzy Math
So now I'm being told to hurry up with my info to file for divorce because its been six months and its time to get this done. Six? Its September right? He left in May. That's four months. Okay, we had the big confrontation in April...that's five months. I guess he gets to start the timer from when he met his girlfriend, even though I was still clueless that my marriage was over. Gee, that's fair. I hate that one short email can ruin my whole frigging day. Its not enough that I'm here by myself with two kids, no job, no break, and no end in sight. I have to get the psychological crap on a regular basis. I know there is no easy answer to all of this. I just had to vent so hopefully I can salvage the day. Hope yours is better than mine.

Blackout 2008 Oh/ky/in/ny
It started off as any normal sunday. Till about noon then the winds picked up to 35mph, around 2pm winds picked up to 78mph...4pm the strongest winds had picked up 86MPH I Was At Work The Whole Night (My power came back on around 8pm) It cooled off 30degrees. The tacobell sign blew out. the marathon sign half of its gone. Ive gone to and from work during day/night hours. Had to rescue my moms bf Sun. night bc he forgot his key. And shell had the ONLY gas in the area, And he only had 14miles left on his tank. (we ran out 8am the next day) The Following Is All Off The NEWS: Sunday: 1,248,545 People With Out Power, Today (Tuesday) 566,783... (Hamilton County Alone) 282,489 Without Power 640 People From Out Of Town To Help 500 Local Crews 150 People More Expected By Tomorrow AND NOW... theres a water maine brake on I-71 only 1 direction open.... (Right By Ronald Regan Highway) The Rest This Is nuts....Its The Equivilent of a Category 1 Hurricane, Or To Us Ohioans f5

Taco Pizza
INGREDIENTS 1 can (11 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated thin pizza crust 1 lb lean (at least 80%) ground beef 1 package (1 oz) Old El Paso® taco seasoning mix 1/4 cup water 1 can (4 oz) Old El Paso® chopped green chiles, drained 1/4 cup sliced ripe olives, drained 2 cups shredded Mexican cheese blend (8 oz) 1 1/2 cups shredded lettuce 1 cup seeded chopped tomato (1 large) Crushed corn chips, if desired Old El Paso® salsa, if desired DIRECTIONS 1. Heat oven to 400°F. Spray or grease 15x10-inch or larger dark or nonstick cookie sheet. Unroll dough on cookie sheet; starting at center, press dough into 15x10-inch rectangle. 2. In 10-inch skillet, cook beef, taco seasoning mix and water as directed on package. Spoon evenly on dough. Top with chiles, olives and cheese. 3. Bake 13 to 16 minutes or until crust is golden brown and cheese is melted. Top with remaining ingredients. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft): Bake 2 to 4 minutes longer.

Top Ten Pickup Lines For Use On International Talk Like A Pirate Day
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? 9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? 8. Come on up and see me urchins. 7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you. 6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon. 5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole? 4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder? 3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free. 2. Well blow me down? And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is … 1. Prepare to be boarded. Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't) They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big. You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing? Wanna shiver me timbers? I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted. Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day. Th

Poem Again
THIS SHELL OF MY BODY" At vast times in my life, i had truly wanted to just give up on everything including love. Then i met you, and my whole outlook was forever changed in that instant. You are the one who brings the sunshine into my dark and lonely world. Shining so brightly i get lsot in the glow of your beauty. Not fully knowing what i should say. Wanting to express all these many feelings i have for you, nad yet am scared of the reject- ion i know will follow.Baring my heart and my soul to you, only to have it crushed. I lie awake at night dreaming of a better life for you and i, hoping that one day it shall all come true. But now that i know how it is you feel, that world has crumbled around me. So if you go and come looking for me, just go and head towards the nearby woods. For there, up under the tallest of redoak trees, is where you may find the shell of my body. P.J.Page 12/26/07 11:47pm

I Need Your Help!!!!!
ARE YOU READY? The sexy eyes contest is almost finished. Stop by the Playmates homepage and rate my sexy eyes!!! I am currently in second place but want my first place spot back!!!! Please help me 1st place-70 credit bling pack 2nd place-25 credit bling pack 3rd place-12 credit bling pack REMEMBER THIS IS A RATES ONLY CONTEST. HOWEVER FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT AS COMMENTS WILL BE THE DECIDING FACTOR IN THE EVENT OF A TIE. USE THE LINK BELOW TO CAST YOUR VOTE

I Have Some Amazing Friends!ty!
CONGRATS TO OUR NEWEST ORACLE! ♥ A big THANK YOU goes out to everyone who helped make me becoming an Oracle possible! It was alot of hard work but with the help from all of my friends I was able to make this come true. I am very grateful to everyone who rated, added, fanned, blinged me or just came by and show LOTS and LOTS of luv! This was something that I have always wanted to do since I have joined Fubar and its finally done! Thank you to all of my AMAZING friends! There are too many to thank individually but just know that this couldnt have been done with out the help of some GREAT people and I am truly thankful from the bottom of my heart ♥ LOVIESSSSSS, Bulletinn coded by The Baddest M.I.L.F® ☆The Baddest MILF® ☆Wifey to Fornicates™☆FU BAD B*TCH® CENTERFOLDS Mgr☆@ fubar

A Fathers Love
It really was a folly of youth, I should have been more careful. After this I always was. At 15 I heard the 2 words every teen dreads, The 17 year olds says "I'm pregnant." It wasn't mine, It couldn't be. I was too young to be a father. I had my whole life to live. It was not mine, Impossible, crazy, terrible, unreal. Or was it? Time line was correct. I was the only one, right? No. She swore I was wrong. She lied. She aborted. At nearly 40, no kids. Makes one wonder. Will I ever give a father's love?

Lost
I hate this feeling of not knowing whats going on or what I should do. He acts like he really does want me when we are together tells me he loves me all the time but then he ignores me....Something just doesnt feel right. Maybe Im just paranoid but I dont know anymore. Usually when I get this feling something isnt right and I end up bing the one to get hurt. I dont want anyone home to know whats going on because they all like him and if Im wrong then I dont want them to be mad at him. But its so hard to hide the hurt that Im feeling. He swears Im his only girl but then his best friend acts like hes her man and his ex just randomly showed up a the new place only a day after he moved it making me wonder how the hell did she know where he was living. I just dont know what to do anymore.....I feel lost and alone, like nothing matters anymore. Almost as if hes tearing my heart in shreds without even knowing it...

Time
as i close my eyes i pitcher ur face, the sound of ur voice, an with that i drift, drift n to a would un known to me, i stand there listening to the waves crash against the clifs below, the smell of the sea so biter sweet, i stare out n to no were an thin to my self this must b heve, no this cant b heaven im not n ur arms...........loook'ing down ti the violent sea, waching the waves below crashing n to the clif , pounding hard, looking in to the sky an i c u standing ther looking down from the heavens an now i know y im here, i walk to the end of the clif look up in to ur eyes an i let my self fall, fall in to ur arms, arms that r no longer there to chach me, to hold me, all thats left for me is to cry, cry for all that was lost all that was wasted, i wasted my tears my love , i gave u my soul, i gave u my hart , my body, my mind, yet my love could not save u, so i drift, drift off an let the sea take me with it, for the sea will all ways love me time is what im told will heal my wo

Do My Word Thingie, Dammit!!
this is the positive one: http://kevan.org/johari?name=the%20last%20gunslinger and this is the negative one: http://kevan.org/nohari?name=the+last+gunslinger+fubar go to these links and do my jahari/nohari windows.......i apologize that the word asshole isn't on either list. :)

Going Away
I am going to be away from the net and from Fu for about ten days on a trip and will not have any net access. Once I'm back hopefully I will have some fun pics to post. Have fun and be good to each other!

Leaving Y'all For A Short
It's time. Time to leave my precious cave here in ol' Kentucky and move back up north to Indiana. With the advent of the birth of my second granddaughter, there can be no better time. In addition, it's getting more and more difficult for my sons to make the 7 hour journey, especially with babies on board. At the rate things are going I'm gonna miss all the milestones in my grand babies lives, the thought of which I find definitely abhorrent. My phone is scheduled to be cut-off sometime next week so I won't have an internet connection here. I should be back on sometime around the 25th of October.Dont miss me too much!!!! LOL!!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
so in all reality i fucked up... i lost him... which i know is my fault... now hes dating my cousin... talk about keeping it in the family... haha...yeah... theres nothing to really say about it... it hurts i can't hide that...but its nothing i can stop... she hurts him and ill kill her though... i don't care if its 8 years from now...ill kill whatever girl hurts him! i love you boy...

Bread Spreads
Bread Spreads Nut Butter ------------------------------------------------------------------ Combine 1/2 cup finely chopped almonds or walnuts; 1/4 cup butter, softened; and 1/4 cup apricot or peach preserves. Citrus Butter --------------------------------------------------------------- Combine 1/2 cup butter, softened; 1 tablespoon powdered sugar; and 1 teaspoon finely shredded orange peel or lemon peel. Breakfast Butter ----------------------------------------------------------- Combine 1/2 cup butter, softened, and 2 tablespoons honey or maple-flavored syrup. Onion-Parmesan Butter ------------------------------------------------- Combine 1/2 cup butter, softened; 2 tablespoons grated Parmesan cheese; and 2 tablespoons sliced green onion. Herb Butter ---------------------------------------------------------------- Combine 1/2 cup butter, softened, and 1/2 teaspoon each of dried thyme, and marjoram, crushed, or 1 teaspoon dried basil, crushed.

~ Struggling For Clarity ~
I sometimes find I'm drifting Through this life without effect; I often wonder if I'm truly Worth what I've been blessed. I search through days that have been hard, To try to understand, The many trials that I have known, The life that I have had. You see me in my daily grind, So confident and strong; Yet when I am alone, I question Just where I belong. I often try too hard I find, To analyze and guess, To scrutinize, investigate My life I will confess. For somewhere deeper, there must be Some meaning to this life, Some way to make a difference, Give a reason for this strife. Is there some hidden meaning? Some agenda to be found? A greater purpose waiting If I care to hang around? It teases and it taunts me, Always slightly out of sight; A hazy vision out of reach, Where darkness hides the light. I struggle to bring clarity To what awaits me there, And yet this weak illusion Always fades before my stare. It seems the harder that I try, T

Disappear
Disappear People like you change the world But not like before You don't seem to listen It's shit like this that makes me so fucking insecure I told you something was off, even from the start I don't care if you don't like it We never fell in love, We only fell apart I won't give up, I promised myself I'd make it I don't care anymore I don't care how you take it Time was never on my side Even in the beginning You still had so much you hide It's because I'm not good enough Because I fell too many times in life I cant help it, not everyone has the best of luck But you insist You're one of those people who dont give a fuck Your actions speak louder than any word You tell me things will stay the same I said I'm sorry, this treatment is absurd First you always begged me to stay Less than a few weeks in time Now you want me gone every day What am I supposed to think This isnt maturing or growing up Its the easy way out of something without smiling These ar

My Imikimis
Hey there! I know most of you have used imikimi.com to add some fun to your pictures... and if you haven't used it, then you've likely seen some. well, I sit here bored most of the day, so I have been creating my own original designs... I would really like it if you were to check out my designs ** http://imikimi.com/PurpleJ3nn ** ... and please give me some feedback. Thanks! Oh, and if you have any requests for a personalized imikimi, feel free to ask; I'd like to give it a shot. (no, I haven't gotten into the morphing photos yet...)

Forgotten Friend
Wish the darkness could take me away, like a ghost saying goodbye my friend, i am here again but i am not alone, i brought a friend, i don't know him as sure as i am, we looked at the midnight sky once again, but then he ran in to the woods as fast as he could i followed him as best as i could, i see him near the dark area with a pod, but its hard to explain as you can see, i hid behind a large stump to stay out of sight, and i tried with all my might, but only god know, but then i seen him looked at the full mooned sky, but i guess you could say i might have seemed to be high. i seen a wolf as black as ash coming from a cave full of snow that appeared out of nowhere just seconds ago, but that i wasn't the way i wanted to die that night, i rather die fighting tonight, i seen his teeth as he started to growl and snickered. he snap at me twice getting closer and closer to my flesh each time . so i had my hatchet by my side, i pulled it out with a slice and dice with all my might... so f

After One Night?
I surrender to the warmth, of your kiss To caress your cheek, you kiss my hand Just after one night, could you forget the bliss? Lying next to you I can feel your warmth That first made me long for you between my thighs Just after one night, you realized that you would, Could not again be happy, until you again heard my sighs. Shel

All For One
Take a Look around. Won't you tell me what you see. Is there love to be found. In this worlds pain and misery. Tell me, will it ever change? All For One and One For All. Isn't that the way it should be. Will we ever change this world. United we will stand up tall. United we will never fall. If it's All For One and One For All. Days are going by. It's up to you make a start. Before this earth of our. Turns to dust and falls apart. Right now, I know we can make a change. All For One and One For All. Isn't that the way it should be. Will we ever save this world. United we stand up tall. United we will never fall. If it's All For One and One For All. I know we can save this world. writen by PrincessBride

Aftershock Radio Bar & Grill
We here at Coffee Shop Creations are please to announceYou all know who we are!! So make sure youclick on the banner above to find us again.AfterShock Radio also streams in the following~Crazy's Fun House~~Cajun BBW's Club~~The Disability Lounge~ ~Coffee Shop~So if you wanna hear the one and ONLYAFTERSHOCKCome listen to us in one of the above!! © PinUPToons , www.pinuptoons.com, CI-4529LM

Today Is A Good Day
its nice to wake up today and be able to say that all my driving suspensions are over today!!!! would be nicer to be able to go the DMV and get it back but thats not gonna happen.. i'll give it a week or two for the computers to get updated.. then try and get it back. we shall see.

Caa #57
A friend of mine has a special request for her friend. Her little girl had surgery for a tumor. We need to send both of them angel love, healing and strength to help with this little girls recovery. It was also asked to send her a golden angel, so if you would the following is her homepage. http://www.fubar.com/user/2290656 Thank you all, Doc

Quotes I Like.....
"There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance." ~ Socrates, from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers Greek philosopher in Athens (469 BC - 399 BC) "Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse. He will go to any length for it-risk fortune, character, reputation, life itself." ~ Mark Twain "A fight is not won by one punch or kick. Either learn to endure or hire a bodyguard." ~ Bruce Lee "In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." -- Martin Luther King Jr. "[The superior man] acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according to his actions." ~ Confucius, The Confucian Analects "I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone." ~ Bill Cosby "If you judge people, you have no time to love them." ~ Mother Theresa "Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage." ~ Lao-Tz

Christmas Cards To Soldiers
TO SHOW LOVE TO THE TROOPS GREAT IDEA!! When doing your Christmas cards this year, take one card and send it to this address. If we pass this on and everyone sends one card, think of how many cards these wonderful special people who have sacrificed so much would get. When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please include the following: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue,NW Washington,D.C. 20307-5001

Yes,no,or Maybe..
Put "yes" "maybe" or "no" and answer me back be honest!! Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Lick me: Fuck Me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Caress me: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Go to sleep with me: Do me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of u: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: Let me call you: Get drunk with me: What would you do if you woke up next to me ? BORROWED FROM DRMAMI0031

Dominant Man
I am a dominant man. I am just that. I am not dominant because of any superiority on my part. Not because I feel I am more intelligent, or wiser. I am not dominant because of the strength or mass of my body. I am not, nor would I want to be dominant with all women. Yet to you, I am Master. I am your Master only after earning your trust and I embrace your submissiveness. I have looked into your heart and mind and clearly see your desires and passions. You have thrown away your fears and inhibitions. You tell me of the needs of your heart and body. You have given me total access to your soul, and I accept the responsibility and honor. You are a woman. You are not weak or inferior because of it. You are a treasure to be cherished. We are not equal. I have the strength of body and mind and the instinctive need to protect, possess, defend and provide for you. You are a woman and instinctively stronger of will and heart. Your belief in me gives me courage and direction. Yo

For My 't'
I never once thought that you and i would be where we are now. The fact that we are, has really opened my eyes and has shown me a new light and a better view of things. And as i have already once said, i am sooooooo grateful to have you in my life. You do and always will mean more to me than you could ever possibly know. I await to see what the future holds for us and also the day you get to come home. I love you 'T' and thank you for being the wonderful man that you truely are!!

To Everyone Whom Showed Interest..
Thanks Moms Friends, Whom Showed Her That Yur Thoughts Were With Me!!.. It Means Tons To Know That Even People Ive Just Met, And From A Website As Such Truly Took Care In My Health..Im Currently Doing Weell[The Percocet Are Helping..LoL] There Are Four Entrance Spots,It Was Lapriscopic..,They Are Looking Good, And Itch[Meaning HEALING!! YAYYYY] The Pain Isnt So Bad[Or Not Compared To That Damned ChestPain Atleast!!] Anyway..Just Shout If Questons.. Much Love,Chas:D

I Should Have Stayed Sore
America, I am sick of recovering. What I find amazing, is that, even though I had major surgery...nobody really cares anymore. Don't get me wrong. The friends I have online check up on me every day. They see how I'm feeling, making sure I'm walking and taking care of my diet (high blood sugar), and making me feel good about myself. But the people around me physically, don't really give a shit. I mean they do, but for as much as they're around me...you'd think they could do a little more. Nobody visits. My one friend was on vacation my first week, and he was over almost every day. It was great, and I'm very appreciative of it. The drunken neighbor even stopped by, and lent me "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" seasons. But since then, nobody. My friend went back to work (he travels), and I'm stuck home all day with my wife, who hogs the TV, and so I get stuck watching old, crappy sitcoms. The boy comes home, says hi, and buries himself in his room. I get up ea

What What What????????
what is it gonna take????? whats it got to be???????? when will it be okay?????? who is really listening??? I do not know I do not know stop by say hi............. when will it be okay?????? when will it be okay??????

Lovers Night By Jeff Verstraete
A special dinner, That's what he set out to do. To show her how special she was, To show her his love was true. A candle light dinner, He made for them to eat. Looking deep into her eyes, Their souls did meet. After they ate dinner, To the couch they did retire. Curled up together with a movie, And the sweet glow of a fire. So relaxed and content, A feeling of heavenly bliss. On the back of her neck, He placed a sweet soft kiss. It sent a shiver down her spine, And she turned and held him tight. Whispering softly in his ear, Make love to me all night. He said I'll be right back, As he got up off the couch. Into his bedroom he went, Then pulled out a pouch. He pulled out rose pedals, And laid them all over the bed. Hundreds of rose pedals, White, yellow, pink and red. Around the room, Candle after candle he did light. Making a soft glow in the room, That flicked in the night. He went to the couch, And took her by the hand. She glowed like the full moon, As she go

My Phone
Just letting my friends who i talk to some on the phone, the phonelines running to the house r messed up. so right now only the ones here in my office work. just if u call leave a message, n i'll try n call u back. hopefully the phone company will be out this evening or tomorrow to take care of it.. anit out here in my office as much, just been workin in the house so i can keep an eye on mom. this dern weather has her arthritis acting up.

Been A While
I know that who ever actually reads this shit, really doesn't care about me or my life since it has no impact on theirs. So I'll just put this out there for those who are legitimately interested in my life. It's been almost a year since my last blog posting, and quite a bit has happened that has made me think more about my life and how I want to conduct it. I'm actually deciding to remain in the service as a Marine. I'm sure a lot of people who I talk to about this matter think I'm crazy and that I should really think about it first, but what they don't understand is that I've been thinking about it already for the past 4 1/2 years that I've already served. I'm not expecting people to understand why I'm doing this since everyone has their own motives for either getting out or staying in. All I know is that it is my decision and really no one else's business as the reasons why I'm deciding to stay in. I could right some more but my time limit is almost up and I've gotta allow oth

Love
The love of your life is never what you think. they can be right under your eyes and you not see them. They can be a million miles awayand you not know. You can talk to them everydayand night and not realize that they are the right one. then one day out of the blue when you least expect it, you open your eyes and right there in front of you is a love so true. You find that the love of your life has been here all along. So open your eyes and your heart to a love that will never end. Mare

My Sister Sent Me This...
*sniff* A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, 'Who would like this $20 bill?' Hands started going up. He said, 'I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, 'Who still wants it?' Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, 'What if I do this?' And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. 'Now, who still wants it?' Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel

Someone For Me?
Someone for me? always smile the best i can But deep inside i feel the pain The fact is that i live in vain I look as if i'm truly happy But no one knows i'm weak and lonely When i'm alone, i took self-pity Is there someone who can make me smile? A smile that's not just for a while A genuine smile that comes from within Is there someone who could accept me For whatever i am and what i can? Is there someone who'd love me as i am? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OH THIS LONG INEVITABLE DREAM NEVER ENDING IT MAY SEEM IF ONLY DREAMS WOULD SOMTIMES COME TRUE IN EVERY DREAM,WHICH ARE ONLY OF YOU THEY ALWAYS SEEM AS IF THEY ARE REAL AND YOUR TENDER TOUCH I CAN REALLY FEEL BUT ONLY IN MY HEART YOU ARE THERE KNOWING ITS YOU,I STILL LONG FOR AND CARE I DREAM OF YOU LOVINGLY WITH WARMTH DEEP INSIDE MY FEELINGS FOR YOU I FIND SO HARD TO HIDE IF ONLY YOUR DREAMS WERE THE SAME AS MINE IN DREAMS WE COULD BE TOGETHER FOR ALL TIME BUT DREAMS DO

Please Help Club Mystic
HERE IS THE DEAL!!! OUR DEAR FRIEND AND SPONSOR OF CLUB MYSTIC, "SPIKE", WILL BE RUNNING AUTO-11'S ON CHRISTMAS DAY, BEGINNING AT MIDNIGHT EST, THAT IS 11 PM CENTRAL, 9PM FU-TIME! WE ARE TRYING TO GET HIM AS MANY RATES AS POSSIBLE, SO ANYONE THAT RATES HIS PICS DURING HIS AUTO'S WILL BE VISITED ONE DAY DURING THE FOLLOWING WEEK BY CLUB MYSTIC TO LAY SOME SERIOUS LUV ON YOUR PAGE! THE MORE YOU DO, THE HARDER WE WILL ATTACK YOUR PAGE! WOOHOOOOO!!! YOU MUST DO THE FOLLOWING... 1) F/R/A SPIKE OR RE-RATE HIM 2) LEAVE A COMMENT ON HIS PROFILE SAYING THAT YOU ARE THERE TO HELP CLUB MYSTIC RATE HIS PICS DURING AUTO'S 3) LEAVE A COMMENT ON THE LAST PIC OF EACH FOLDER THAT YOU RATE, SAYING "RATED FOLDER FOR CLUB MYSTIC" 4) SEND A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO THE CLUB MYSTIC HOMEPAGE WITH TOTAL NUMBER OF PICS RATES THAT YOU DID FOR SPIKE! (WILL BE VERIFIED!) HERE IS THE LINK TO SPIKE'S PAGE! SPIKE@ fubar AND THIS IS THE LINK TO THE CLUB MYSTIC PAGE! Club Mystic!@ fubar

Jokes
Why you never question a drunk A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, And a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated," You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,you're absolutely correct, but how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

Give Me All Your Love
When I first saw you baby You took my breath away I knew your name was Trouble But, my heart got in the way I couldn't stop myself from reaching out I could not turn away I don't even know your name An' I can't leave you alone I'm running round in circles Like a dog without a bone I know the game you're playing But baby I just can't let go So give me all your love tonite Give me all your love tonite I'll do anything you want Just give me all of your lovin' tonite I'll work hard everyday To love and treat you right I'll rock you in the morning And roll you in the nite Any way you want I'm gonna prove my love for you... So give me all your love tonite Give me all your love tonite I'll do anything you want Just give me all of your lovin' tonite I am blinded by your smile And I'm crazy 'bout your walk I shiver and I shake When I hear you baby talk... I'm a fool for your lovin', babe Give me all of

R.i.p. Ja'shawn Powell
R.I.P. Ja'Shawn Powell Police: Father Admits To Killing 2-Year-Old Son Father Says He Made Up Story Of Kidnapping POSTED: 11:21 am CST January 3, 2009 UPDATED: 7:17 pm CST January 3, 2009 NEW ORLEANS -- The New Orleans Police Department confirmed Saturday afternoon that missing 2-year-old Ja’ Shawn Powell was found dead. A media advisory was issued for the boy early Saturday to the New Orleans area media outlets in effort to assist NOPD in the recovery of the child. His father, 22-year-old Danny Platt, said he was taken from him by armed men at about 11:30 p.m. Friday near the area of Brainard Street and Jackson Avenue. Later Saturday afternoon, Platt confessed to killing his son and fabricating the kidnapping, police said. According to investigators, Ja' Shawn's father said a dark-colored sport utility vehicle stopped next to him and his son near the intersection and three men got out of the vehicle armed with assault rifles. Platt said the men forced him to

Gfr 34
DJ DevilsLittleAngel @ Gods Forsaken Radio DevilsLittleAngel's influences would be her family as well as the metal bands she loves to listen to. Her favorite bands are Slipknot, Black Label Society, Pantera, Slayer, and Murderdolls. She likes being a DJ because she is a metal girl at heart and she loves music, and she loves to give people the same joy she gets from metal. So what are you waiting for come and rock out with DJ DevilsLittleAngel @ Gods Forsaken Radio !!!!!

Hellz Yea!
.WATCH & LEARN Think that you can treat me like a prod hole if you want...but expect to pay for it in a BAD way. I'll mind fuck you until your dick is nothing more than a worthless tumor in your lap. Keep your pussworms in your pants and ... NEVER DISRESPECT S.H.E

Abunza Scam
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The Time Has Come And The Time Is Now!!!
The Time Has Come and The time Is NOW!!! Hey all my fellow Fubarians. These individuals some you know some you don't know but you should really get to know them thier a bunch of great fubarians both male and female. Some i have known for awhile and some i have not known for long at all. As Of now I am Gonna Be Doing a Weekly Pimpout For My Friends, Fans and Family. Also These I Pick Are Not At Any Certain Order Fan, Rate, Add, Bling Show these Fellow Fubarians Love. $!® L!©k Â¤LØ† Wyld_Angel_Hearts Is My FU-Angel From Heaven~Luv On Me I'll Return All The Luv@ fubar ♥ŦĦÅŇĠŹŹ™ ♥RR MEMBER@ fubar .:*♥F£IRTØ£ØGI§T♥*:. Ço•FöùNd€r «oƒ»DånGê®øuS CürVèS@ fubar Your Ultimate Desire™ Owned by Abraxas & ღDangerous Curvesღ Memb@ fubar Johnnydevil Ð¡T¥@ fubar ™©ღCantSleepClownsWillEatMeღ☆☆♪@ fubar ~*§ynalicious*~*Musical Muse*~General Manager / DJ @ Di

I'm Sick And Tired Of All The Bs
OK well I am so tired of of all the crap and stupid messages that I tend to get on here. Yea I know this is FUBAR but hell we all have our own personal lives and our own space. I am tired of the people who tend to think that I would actually post nude pics of me on here. How pathetic sorry I'm not a whore,slut or anything of that nature and I will never have any pics like that on here. If any pics like that happen to turn up anywhere they will be in one man's possession. He is the love of my life and I am only interested in pleasing him. So if you wanna talk thats fine but hell keep it decent. I could care less about chatting about sex or what you would like to do with me...Cause guess what not gonna happen. I work, live my life, spend time with my man when he is home. So for all of you who are just looking for some chic who will show you anything and everything under the sun well look somewhere else because I am not that person. If you want to chat and maybe have an online friend then

Triceps
So I was at the gym at lunch (snickering is acceptable). I worked out my triceps the hardest I ever have. I felt very weak but went on with my work day..... I had to run computer cable under a clients desk. Obviously I was on all fours when I felt my arms trembling. SPLAT. Luckily I stopped my fall with my elbows before smashing my grill on the dirty carpet. I don't think I'll be doing that again at lunch.

Race To Get To Godmother
My family member # 2 and I are having a friendly competition to get to Godfather first. He is going to post his auto 11 soon and I need all the help I can get, If I need to I will have to get an auto 11 to do what needs to be done to prove that I am worthy of being Godmother first. What I am asking of my friends is that if at all possible, go in and rate just one of my folders and ask your friends to do the same. The only stipulation is that I need u and your friends to private message me so that I can return the favor. Rico Bear and I both believe in "Paying it Forward". Thank you in advance, xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox Vixxenn213

Tag You're It!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am going to wring Kloverlynn's neck for tagging me... but then she already knows this 2. I am an accounting nerd!! I love numbers and working with numbers... And I suck at math... BWAHAHAHAHA 3. I've lived in New Orleans for 2 Mardi Gras seasons and have only seen 2 parades 4. It pisses me off to hear people, both men and women, bitching, moaning, and groaning about their body image!! So many people put so much damn stock in what other people think about them, they can't see their true beauty and potential!! And to me that is f*cking SAD!!!! Be yourself!! If you don't like the way you look, do something about

Tagged Afriggingain.....
SO I got Tagged by: Serenity AKA Not That Girl, That Girl and Kloverlynn.. so far..If you plan on tagging me don't bother cuz i'm only doin this once. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I eat a lot of cheese 2. My boobs hang like gorilla knuckles 3. I love cotton underwear 4. I don't like fish 5. Regardless of what ppl think.. I am NOT bi or a lesbian. 6. I am a spoiler when I have a man 7. I have 5 O'clock shadow at 8 O' clock in the morning.. down there.... 8. I swallow 9. reading is my hobby 10. I'm addicted to midget porn and Ninja parades I refuse to tag anyone.. this vicious cycle has to end!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Snow Sucks Lets Try Again
Chases Goodletsville vote on the mumm for Fri or Sat 2/27 or 2/28 and we will go with majority rules~! BLAME STAR for me not getting to go 2/21 to ROCK BAR cuz I do All play at CHASES no work for the band members so come on out and play

Finally
after what seems like forever things seem to finally be workin out. im on the right track to makin my dreams come true. ive always wanted my own day care and now i think i can finally make it a reality. its gonna take some time, but as long as im paitent things will work out. i can get my credit in order and get a house of my own and be my own boss. i can't wait. its about time things start happening for me. and if i gotta sacrifice things in the process so be it. i'll be sure to keep everyone posted. =o) ttfn ~Lisa

Reset
ok i know EVERYbody says it happens to them but ive been told by bouncers its an accident the engineers do ok so tell me why did it happen to me and i whine in my status about it and it happens again like all of u i spend hard earned money on here and being the single mother of 2 kids that says alot so they repay me by reseting my photo views .... haha myspace doesnt charge and they can manage to not loose our comments and friends and stuff so why does they site who is paid by us to be here doing things why cant they manage to fix that and if its by accident why did it happen after i bitched ..yeah rite ... doubt ill be spending money here anymore until i see that they have actually stopped resetting my photo views went from 600 to 86 to 16 in one nite THANKS FU GOOD LOOKING OUT

A Problem Of Temperment
I played my c.d.'s all night long on the 6th and the neighbors pounded, and the landlady knocked on the door, and said... "Please please please... MOVE!! You get the sheets filthy, Where DOES that blood come from? You never work... you lay around & listen to that devil music, and drink, and you got that unshaved face thats always smirkin' cruely. And you bring those whores home. You wear those boots and denim & leather. Why don't you leave?? Your makin' us all unhappy." "Fuck off you cunt", I hiss thru the keyhole..."my rent is paid till friday. Can I show you an oil paintin' of a nude, painted by a fag from the Village? I have it insured for 5000 dollars." Pissed off she stomps away. No artiste is she. I would like to see her naked though. Perhaps I could fuck her into happiness, no?

The Day I Lost The Most Important Part Of Me Rip Torrey Mitchell 3/19/72 To 3/14/97
THE TIME, THE PLACE ,THE MEMORIES WILL ALWAYS BE THERE , THE HAPPY TIMES , THE SAD TIMES. UNTIL YOU LOSE A CHILD AND FEEL THE LOST DON'T THINK FOR ONE MIN, IT CAN'T HAPPEN TO YOU , BECAUSE IT CAN . HUGS AND LOVE CHERIE' AKA WITCHESBREW.imikimi - Customize Your World!

Dear Friends....
It saddens me to say that finally the fu-drama has found my page and my real life. Due to some very rude and inconsiderate person who claims to "love" me harrassing me and my friends I am having to consider leaving this site. I told myself if this place ever stopped being fun for me that i would leave instead of getting caught up with the crap and that is what i feel i need to do now because this is no longer fun for me when i have to wonder which one of my friends will be harrassed by this person next. It really sucks because i have made so many wonderful friends and had such great times on here. I have asked that person to reveal their true identity on here but even though they "love" me and are covinced we are to be together they refuse to tell me who they really are so iI can deal with this on a 1 on 1 basis...instead they would rather have me remove everybody them included. Also since I have added many of you to my yahoo messenger I am going to have to block and delete everybody

Something For Everyone!
Horoscopes for today (according to The Onion) Hilarity, I say! Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19 You've long thought of yourself as a left-brain type of person, but the stroke will quickly and dramatically change all that. Taurus Apr 20 - May 20 After years of putting up an emotional wall, you'll realize the error of your ways this week and purchase three tons of brick and cement instead. Gemini May 21 - Jun 21 You will uncover an ancient Aztec curse this Thursday, one frightened locals say translates to "motherfucker." Cancer Jun 22 - Jul 22 The baboon will see you as a threat to the social hierarchy of the pack, which truth be told, is giving you way too much credit. Leo Jul 23 - Aug 22 He'll scream, they'll scream, you'll all scream for ice cream—forcing several orderlies to rush back into the room and strap everyone down in their beds. Virgo Aug 23 - Sep 22 Interior decorators claim that only about 18 inches of space is needed for people to pass betwe

Christ We Are So Screwed!!
When we last discussed ACORN they were engaging in criminal breaking and entering of foreclosed homes. Before that, ACORN ran the largest voter fraud in American History, they were convicted of, or being investigated for voter fraud in 14 states (marked in red above-Map from Rottenacorn). Now the Democrat's favorite voter fraud group, the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN) has a new opportunity to destroy the constitutional right of "one man-one vote." They have been contracted by the Census department to hire local census workers. That's right, the same group that registered Mickey Mouse to vote in Florida, will now be counting him in the Census. This is President Obama's transparency and honesty at work: ACORN to Play Role in 2010 Census The U.S. Census is supposed to be free of politics, but one group with a history of voter fraud, ACORN, is participating in next year's count, raising concerns about the politicization of the decennial surve

Argh
I'm emo today. I'm thinking about cutting. I don't even know why. I should be in a good mood. The sun is shining for the first day in a week. It's Friday and I'm home alone now until Sunday. All I really feel like doing is popping some pain killers and passing out. *sigh* Anyone have any funny jokes to snap me out of this weird funk? oh yeah, check it...back to Woo

Take Me Away
Take Me Away...Take me awayTo your home beyondThe stars,Way past the moonTake me away...Let me soar with you, Beyond all doubt.Let me feel theComfort of yourArms throughout.Hold me closeAnd tell me,"It's OK."Take me away...

I Can Has Your Sex?
->wolfsolucer: Clearly you cannot read. My profile clearly states I am not here to see anything. wolfsolucer: if you give i show my.......... ->wolfsolucer: sorry, I will not give it out to strangers wolfsolucer: pls wolfsolucer: if i am bad boy you cn delete me wolfsolucer: pls i am so bored ->wolfsolucer: don't give it out to strangers sorry wolfsolucer: have you got msn or yahoo for chat ->wolfsolucer: that sucks. wolfsolucer: bored ->wolfsolucer: gravy, you? wolfsolucer: how are you ->wolfsolucer: uh..hi wolfsolucer: hi sexy

The Darkness Of My Soul
NOT WRITTEN BY ME,BUT HOW MANY FEEL THIS ONE? Darkness sweeps across my mind like a viperI pick up a gun; aim yet I do not shootWhat force holds me back? My heart aches to shoot and my mind is racingIn a world I fight, a world of lonelinessA world that holds fear like a knife to my Throat.I am overwhelmed.I feel isolated.I am crazed and out of control.In my heart I am already dead. Who will cry for me?Whose tears will fall to wet the pillow? My tears fall alone I only know how to hurt I serve no purposeYet I resist pulling the trigger why? I guess I'll never know I guess it lurks with in the Darkness of my Soul.

~thunder And Lightning~
~Thunder and Lightning~ Thunder is the sound made by lightning. Depending on the nature of the lightning and distance of the listener, it can range from a sharp, loud crack to a long, low rumble. The sudden increase in pressure and temperature from lightning produces rapid expansion of the air surrounding and within a bolt of lightning. In turn, this expansion of air creates a sonic shock wave which produces the sound of THUNDER. There can not be one without the other..... It's Raining here today....I love rain, hence the skin on my page.....works me up to want to Kiss all day mmmmmm.....anyway...I digress... The purpose of this blog is to give props to a dear friend of mine that is finding her way thru life....all the good, not so good, curveballs and fastballs.....and I hold her in high esteem for all she has done, not only for me but many, many others here in the FuNation. Thunder.....no matter who you are.....no matter where you are....you can not go without noticing 'Thunder

Dig
I would love to beat the face,Of any mother fucker that's thinkin' they can change me,White knuckles grip pushing through for the gold,If you're wantin' a piece of me I broke the mother fuckin' mold,I'm drowning in your wakeShit rubbed in my faceTeething on concreteGums bleedingDig bury me underneathEverything that I am rearrangingDig bury me underneathEverything that I was slowly changingI struggle in violated space,Sell out motherfuckers in the biz that try to fuck me,Hang from their T's rated P.G. insight,I ain't sellin' my soul when there's nothing to buyI'm livid in my spacePissing in my faceFuck you while you tryTo fuck meDig bury me underneathEverything that I am rearrangingDig bury me underneathEverything that I was you ain't fuckin' changing meLet me help you tie the rope around your neck,Let me help to talk you the wrong way off the ledge,Let me help you hold the glock against your headLet me help you tie the rope around your neck,Let me help to talk you the wrong way off the

Not Enough
Contentment is not enough for me, I want to be happy, entertained and free. To take happiness instead of waiting would be fair, for I search for it and its never there. I wait and sit and sit some more, but never does a smile knock on my door. Lonely, and never truly enthralled, I envy those who have that all. I want to kick and scream and slam the door, but only for the want of more. What it is, I think I know, but none of them shall ever though. It crouches and hides and waits for me, depression, tis thee, and only for me. And now these solemn words I write, are never to be read, but kept out of sight. For pleased eyes and light souls, it will never show, for only the lonely truly know...

I Dont Even Know What Im Waiting For
Friday, May 22, 2009 Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) It's hard for you to be patient today because you know what you want and you see no reason to have to postpone action any longer. Your impatience is fed by others who seem to be more impulsive than you are, yet something is still holding you back. Don't get too hung up in trying to rationally explain your feelings, even if they run counter to your logical preferences. Listen to your intuition; if it's telling you to wait a bit more, then that's exactly what you should do.

Sexy Female
AM I THE SEXYIEST FEMALE ON FU??? If you think so,come help me out!!!!Sexiest Female on Fu ContestLady with Most Rates and Comments Wins! Just click the pic below to help me out!!~Sugar Britches~ Paying 50k per 100 comments!!Just PM when your done. While your there,show the host some love too!!

Fu....boooooooooooo!
okay, so really...i'm getting annoyed w/ the 50+ year old broads who plaster their saggy boobs all over my page every day...whether it be in HHs or blasts....and not a single friggin' one of them will own up to their ages either...pathetic....and just for the record not a single one of them look young for their ages!!!!

Reasons To Invest In A Web Site
Reasons to Invest in a Web Site A website is an extremely valuable tool that bolsters your existing marketing, sales, recruitment and communications effort. So here are a few compelling reasons to put your business on the Internet. The Internet functions 24 hours a day, seven days a week and has the most inexpensive and widespread marketing capabilities. The Internet is an excellent way to market your business and sell your products and services as it has a broad audience base. More and more customers are logging on, making purchases, buying services and researching choices and information through the Internet. A good website will help you reach and retain customers; you can use it to interact with your customers send information to customers, reply to emails day and night. You can reply to your customers or potential customers automatically without you having to get involved at all with "autoresponders". It can be used simply to let potential customers know you are there ins

From A Gentleman To A Lady
Dear Honey.... Mesmerized…. I have become completely lost in your eyes Your smile astonishing I guess it would be true for me to say you complete me Yet… how can I separate the two Infatuaghted by love and not lust from me to you It has been so long since I have even thought about uniting with a mate But everyday it become harder to fight when you step to my face So I have come up with a decision to you from me This is a gentleman’s plea Hear me out for what I say is true I want to hold your thoughts so close until I become apart of the and you I want to outline my affection with a kiss To only decorate your heart with my love that you would never miss If I had to make a choice between breathing and loving you Then baby I would use my last breathe to tell you I love you From your past… those dudes were wearing cover up masks with lies and cruel intentions And you are single now so answer this question If a gentleman could compile together the

Together We'll Heal
WE'RE WALKING A JOURNEY TO DISCOVER WHO WE ARE WE HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO AND YET WE'VE COME SO FAR A CHILD, VICTIM, PRISONER, SLAVE BEATEN, BROKEN, SCARRED, AND IN PAIN LOVERS, FIGHTERS, MOTHERS, FRIENDS CHRISTIANS, SISTERS, HEALING WOMEN WE'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH WE'VE BEEN HURT AND SCARED WE'VE CRIED AND LAUGHED, HIDDEN AND SHARED APART WE WERE SILENT, NOW TOGETHER WE FEEL SOCIETY DEFINES US BY THE MONEY WE EARN AND SCHOLARS DEFINE US BY HOW MUCH WE LEARN LOBBYISTS DEFINE US BY THE BOOKS WE BURN AND MOST FRIENDS DEFINE US BY HOW MUCH WE SERVE WE'RE NOT SOME STATISTICS JUST STUCK ON A PAGE WE'RE NOT TO BE DEFINED BY THE MONEY WE NAME WE'RE NO LONGER VICTIMS, PRISONERS, OR SLAVES WE'RE NOT GOING TO ACCEPT THAT BEING ABUSED WAS OK WE'RE FINDING WHO WE ARE, WE'RE REACHING INSIDE WE'RE DISCOVERING TRUTH, WE HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE WE'RE INDEPENDENT AND STRONG, YET HUMBLE AND MEEK WE'RE BEAUTIFUL AND KIND, WE'RE HOPEFUL AND FREE AS YOU LOOK AT ME AND I LOOK AT YOU RIGHT

Time Flies By.
About 5 years ago my brother and sister in law came to me and asked me if I would do them the honor of watching and babysitting their children while they got their careers on track. They have two children and at the time they were babies... a 3 year old girl and a 3 month old baby boy. Tomorrow that baby boy graduates from Pre-K and I find myself feeling so proud of the little man. Just like his dad and mom...I feel like my babies are all grown up now and I am ever bit as proud as their parents are. I am strongly bonded to the two kids...but he was much more of a baby being that he was only three months old. Now 5 years later I know that they have been the most meaningful of my life....but it's happening too fast! Sighs. Anyway...tomorrow is his day and i told him I would take him out to his favorite place to eat which is TGIfridays. He said McDonald's! LOL...Oh well...McDonald's it is!

The Almighty "pimp Hand"...
By now, we're all aware of this latest bling. I find it unfairly biased since it IS aimed directly at MuMMers. It doesn't say "can't blog" or "can't lounge". It's all against the MuMMers. No biggie though, I'm doing my own thing. I've decided to block ANYONE using this lame bling. After all, a TRUE pimp slap in the MuMMs are with clever words...

Micheal Jackson.
Today everyone lost a great man Micheal Jackson. Alot of people thought he was a child perve and dug into anything and everything he did to prove that he was nothin but trouble it was to the point that he could not even hide no where it was never realy proved that he did anything with those kids yrs ago, and the 1 kid that took the witness stand againgst him the parents only wanted money and they proved the kid was lieing too. Micheal had to grow up fast because his father wanted him to be a star but also to make money for them also half of the time the kids didn't want to act and or sing that is all proved in the 6 hour documentry about him and the whole family. Micheal died today at 50 and the bad thing is most of the time the poor guy was going threw hell because the media and people in general would not leave him alone always after him for something a typical person would of tried to killed them selves yrs ago and or tried to disapear if they could for all that poor man and hi

Mean Old Bytch!
New agers and mystics call it "Karma," ole time religion calls it the "Law Of Sowing And Reaping". I call it a mean ole bitch who is beyond my understanding. Karma is suppose to equal all the inequities, right the wrongs, repay all deeds whether good or evil, give back a harvest of what was sown. And what I'd like to know is how come all those evil people who sow such injustice and pain seem to reap better things than the ones they've heaped their evil on. I just don't get it. I can't think of reasons why things that happen to me and others I know that simply cannot be direct result of something bad we've done to others. I don't really know if there are other lives but sometimes I think, in view of the way things go in this one, if I did have other lives I must have been a real bitch to somebody!!! Anyway, we just keep on living til we die. I do remember two instances when someone made my life miserable, within less than six months their first born child died a horrible death. Did such

This Stupid Dirty,disease Spreadin Whore
Hahahaha...she's a whore,and she knows it!You think I give a shit about anything you say,slut?I don't...you're words are devoid of any meaning,therefore making you a dumb shit.Let me ask you this,how would you know my cock is small if you aint lookin at it.And yes,the women thing..yours might be hot,but theyre FAKE like you,bitch.And all they see you as is a piece of dirty pussy.And as for you showin me your body..pleeeease..you need to stop smokin crack and eat something,skinny bitch.My black girls will come find you and treat you like the dog you are.Why are you gonna play with fire,send me a shout,then block me?Are you afraid to hear the truth about yourself?Don't worry,I wont be too fucked up..I just call em as I see em.And you have to entise people to look at your body..I dont.I am sorry though that you were offended by my comment yesterday..but,thats the risk you take postin your skinny crackhead ass on a public site.Also,first ammendment,do you even know what it is?You dont like

Update
I have not been on here for a long time, and a lot of things have been going since I was on here last. My wife and I are filing for divorce, and I have met someone new that I am going to marry after the divorce is final. Her name is Dayna and her nickname on here is Dayna Nicholson, and she is a great woman. I am really looking forward to our wedding day. I am also no longer going to be deployed to Iraq with my unit in the army, instead I am getting out of the army on a medical discharge, most likely a medical retirement. I will also try to write more blogs from now.

What's Going On Now....
Ok, I've been sitting here for nearly a year without a job. A real job, one that pays and is constant. Ok some of you might think what the hell for. Well lets look at it this way, staffing agencies are not jobs! They don't give you a stable history that a person needs. That's all there is in this area, I've been told "oh move to a bigger area" well that would be nice, but you have to have MONEY in order to do that, and without a job you don't have money! Right now I'm trying to find a way to get back into college to get my Master's Degree. When I went to get my Bachelor's I was working a 30hr awk job, being a single parent, and taking care of a parent that later passed away, this resulted in a bad gpa. That isn't good when trying to get back into college. Without a job you can't pay the bills let alone the student loans that piled up. This is frustrating as hell! In the area I live in, there's really no jobs. Burger King only wants high school kids, and I'm old enough that most emplo

Poetry
I'm sitting here at my computer screen with thoughts that are still unclear,The Thoughts pass through my mind and deep inside i feel the fear.My Mind is acheing and my tears run dry,I don't know why but it sems i forgot how to cry.Maybe Ive become numb from the Past,Knowing that good things never last.I dont know why but i can't seem to let my heart feel ,Anything that may be real.I dont let any one inNor do i let anything out,This is the way it has to because for some reason im filled with doubt.I see a pattern of times before, a different man, but yet the same door.walking in out i see them leave,So im left with nothing but this broken piece of life,So how am I suppossed to know whats right.They say you can't love until you love yourself,But how can this be true,Cause I look around and find something else.I find that love in you.But because I'am blind and refuse to see,It's not that i dont want to.But its because the pain is blinding me.I geuss this is just a part of my life i must l

Weak
WeakBy: Ashton MullenWe were making a chainMade to be strongIt started out shortbut built to grow long.It started out fineEach link fastened tightBut I missed a small chinkthat was plain out of sight.The chain was growingAt a faster pacebut then I noticedIt start to unlace.It stretched out farI heard it rumbleThe chink was weakand started to crumble.It happened so fastI didn't expect thisThe chain just snappedOver something I missed.We worked so hardTo build this bondit fell apart onceand now it's gone.You got angry Your patience was slackyour work seemed worthlessSo you turned your back.It was my faultI didn't see the chinkOh why the hellDid I not check that link?Now I'm left aloneHolding the broken linkThis issue was smallit's just a tiny kink. This can be fixedBut you took the glueI can't do this aloneThis will take two. I hope you come backto finish what we startedYou left me all aloneand deeply broken hearted.You'll think about our chainand the bond we madeThis cou

The Third Principle
The guarantee of keeping this country alive and free is dependent on virtue and morality. The key to keeping America Virtuous and Moral is to elect virtuous and moral leasers. Up until the late 1800’s, Americans were well educated on the principles of freedom, independence, the constitution and the working of the government as well as history and politics. Because of this, any American can strive to serve for public office, the keyword being serve. It was deemed by our founding fathers as being a privilege to serve, as well as a duty. They may not have always agreed on the issues, but they always acted in a manner consistent with virtue, morality and the constitution. They even said publicly and on record that those lacking in experience, training, proven virtue and demonstrated wisdom should NOT serve as elected officials. They took to heart proverb 29:2 “When righteous people are in authority, the people rejoice; but when wicked people rule, the people mourn&rd

Bleh...
I'm the happiest I've been in a long time...things seem to be coming together...well except for having that whole job thing...but I'm working on it. I went to the dr today for a new sleeping med...*crosses fingers* I hope this one actually works. Insomnia really is a slow death lol. So yeah, nothing really awesome to report...I know I'm not around too much anymore but life can get in the way sometimes...but i ♥ you guys =)

Easy Tips For Leveling
have an approved salute rate, upload pics, etc as much as possible during HH upload the maximum amount of pics for your level buzz meter being full is a good thing (sh!t faced is good on fubar) watch the scroll bar for those that have auto 11's and rate them like crazy NEVER expect gifts, rates, etc to be returned and do not get pissy when they don't. fubar is just for fun. buy a ticker with your fubucks to get some more exposure. click on the bored button these are just a few basic tips to help out those lacking point whore skills :P

Two Old Guys...
Two old guys were chatting..... One said to the other: "My 85th birthday was yesterday. The wife gave me an SUV". Other guy responded: "Wow, that's amazing!! Imagine, an SUV!! What a great gift!" First guy: "Yup ... Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"

One Week To Find Her A Home... :(
just got this email....I HATE PEOPLE... Update: (put. Todays date) the day after the sorry owner of this poor dog called ncrr for help the sorry owner told us she was taking the dog in for updated vaccines but instead asked the vet to kill her dog. She had no intentions of telling ncrr and we would have been trying to find a foster home for a dead dog. She was going to get "RID" of her dog one way or another even if it meant murder. She had this dog since she was a baby and told ncrr she loved her dog. . We also found out the poor dog does have some hip dysplasia we were not told about. I don't understand this woman. No animal deserves to die because it is no longer wanted. The dysplasia severely decreases her chance of finding a foster or forever home but ncrr has to try. There has to be one kind person out there willing to help this poor dog. We have one week to find help for her. If you would like to save her life by fostering or adopting her please email ncrottierescue@gmail

For You
"Touch me" I whisper in the candle-light as your hands reach out to me and caress my heated skin Fingers sliding, exploring the curves and shadows of my body "Kiss me" I whisper in the ear that I've been nibbling on Warm, wet lips press against mine as I savor your taste flooding my senses "Love me" I whisper as I lay back against satin-wrapped pillows piled on the bed Tongue traces swollen lips as you lie atop me Fingers fist in my hair as you enter Pleasure spirals up and out as you move, thrust within Sweat glistens across our skin Deaf to everything but our heartbeats in a wild crescendo as everything splinters and we come apart... "Touch me" I whisper in the candle light as we catch our breath and you pull me to your side Your touch has been more than the tantalizing slide of your fingers on my skin tonight

My Wild Rose
My Wild Rose You 're the full moon of my nights And the sunshine of my day. Like a queen upon her throne, You rule what I do and say.It's God who makes us beautiful And the Devil who makes us mean. It all depends on whom we follow Which way our lives shall lean.With one foot in the future And one foot in the past, Let us try to live our daysAs though each was our last.You're the wild rose of my life, My flower of desire.Made by God for me alone Out of earth, stars and fire.

[the Red Who Loved Me]
I'm kinda sad that no one's here to watch me catch flies with my barehand.I do at least 20 awesome things in a day.And I usually just smile knowingly to myself because no one realizes I'm a ninja.But lately that quaint self satisfaction isn't enough.Been feeling a bit like the good china.Nice to look atbut rarely eaten off of.I'm just worried that my good looks are going to fade at their brief peak, and no one will have particularly taken a notice to me.Granted as I approach 25 my lines are coming in a little bitthey don't look all that bad, I guess that optimism is coming from someone who has always had a deceptively young face.Here I am employed, not living with my parents, educated, talented? whimsical and one handsome motherfucker to bootI cook, I wrestle giant dogs, and I write poetry regularly, sometimes about you.I give long loving massages, I go on errands at 5 in the morning, I can do long division in my head.*sigh*Damn, just love me already.In the meantime, I think my gay ind

I'm Backkkkk!!!!!!
So, it's been over two years since I've posted a blog. I was going to keep up on it everyday and I only got 2 out. So, what's been going on with me? Nothing really. I'm a senior in college, I should graduate in may. I still live in the same place that I was moving to in my last post. I no longer work at the place I did, I work at a Subway restuarant now. Whoopi for that. Hopefully not for much longer. Other than that, work school and kids, nothing has been going on. My son is now in first grade. My daughter is 4 1/2. I feel like I'm so old, even though I'm only almost 26. So yeah, I'm not much into typing without a real aim of getting something off my chest. I thought I would just say hi to all the people that still check in on me. Thanks for still being around!

Something I Was Thinkin About
So soft. So warm. So wet. Warmth floods me in places I dare not say! The images in my head run rampant. I focus on one. In this instant it's all I need. All i need for my release. Explosion happening uncontrollable. Now if just only for the real thing!

Fall Auction --- Sweet Temptations
ATTENTION ATTENTION THIS IS A FU-NATIONAL SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!Damien Darke and his Darke Angelz have decided to pitch in and host our FALL AUCTION we have aptly named SWEET TEMPTATIONS. This is an auction that we will begin preparing for on Sept 28th... so seek out Damien .. the buy in for this auction will be 75K fubux - no exceptions - the minimum starting bid we are setting at 150K fubux so if nothing else your buy in covered. Damien will be putting together the auction tags from Sept 28th thru Oct 4th... the Auction will open Oct 5th - that's a Monday @ 9am est and will run thru Oct 17th at 9pm est ... There you have it ... its been a while since the DarkeMan has hosted an auction so come on down and put your sexiest(sfw - or nsfw that I will make sfw) pic up on the Auction Block

Untitled
My life is useless and I'm no longer needed. I should have heeded the call when death came to chat. In constant pain for many years. Physically, mentally, and emotionally distressed. Tears through the years, many never veiled. Living in constant fear of what he may do. I sleep very little and very light. The only comfort I find in life is the sweet darkness of night. Tired of the pain, lonliness and despair. I now say goodbye for I now know. No one ever really cared. M.A.S. 9/28/09

You Lied To Me
You sat there and lied to me. Even as I cried. You gave me pretty words that later you would deny. You promised you wouldn't do this, You lied to me. I believed all that you had to say. Now I'm dying Inside. All my pain is because of you. Now what is it I should do? I gave you all that I had. The words you spoke where never true. You lied to me. All you gave to me where broken promises, and emty dreams. All because You lied to me. I was so blind that I could not see. I couldn't see that you where lying to me.

Pisces Man
There are basically two types of Pisces men - those who go against the tide and those who go where it takes them. The former types remain on the lookout for the right opportunity, struggle against the world to utilize its full potential and triumph over life. The latter types remain tangled in their dreams, may not notice even when the opportunity knocks at the door and may miss the bright sunlight of success. A Piscean man needs to develop the personality traits of resolute judgment and unwavering actions to realize his ambitions and be a winner. He also has to bury his old, unrealizable dreams if he wants to move ahead in life. All this doesn't mean that he is weak or feeble. It's just that he lives in his dreams too much and has to will himself to get up and indulge in real action. When he manages to brush off the starry dust from his eyes, he sees the real world and then, goes about doing the business of earning his bread. A Piscean male has a very clever and sharp mind. The moment

Alcohol...dark Life
My world is falling apart. my eyes arenever dry..I seewhat you are doing toyourself. and thatyou want to die.The way you drinkevery day and nightevery one wonders if youwill ever see the light.You are loosing everything that used to matterif it ever mattered atall..tell me how you feelafter the fall.You are following in the steps of a fatherthat you never reallyknew.. and yet, you expectyour daughter to look up to you.Do you want her to seeyou dead, and blame herselffor something she had no controlof. does it matter that shedoesnt even want to be aroundbecause it seems likethe beer. is better than she is.that the beer was chosen over herand that it is and what took youaway from her.but keep going the way you areand kill yourself slowly. Im not sureshe and I can live with that any longer.We didnt ask for it. we arent the cause of itmaybe one day you will see the damage youhave really done.

Penis
I, the penis, request a pay raise due 2 following reasons: 1. I do physical labor.2. I work @ great depths.3. I plunge head first into everything i do.4. I work weekends & holidays.5. I work in a damp environment.6. I work in dark areas w/ poor ventilation.7. I work in high temperatures.8. & My work exposes me 2 disease.Dear penis,Ur request has been denied 4 the following reasons:1. U don't work 8 hrs straight.2. U work in short spurts & fall asleep after each brief work period.3. U don't stay in your designated area, & r frequently found in other locations.4. U don't take initiative & must be stimulated 2 start working.5. U leave your work place messy at the end of ur shift.6. U are unable 2 work overtime or double shifts.7. U sometimes leave ur designated work area b4 completing the assigned task.8. You have constantly been seen entering & exiting the work place with two suspicious bags.Sincerly, Management

Staff Pimpout
Introducing Red Dragon's Realm Staff!Please visit their pages to A/F/R and when your done feel free to hang with us in RDR!! ~DJ MASS~The Red Dragons Realm Lounge Owner ~Maha ~ Fu Wife & R/L Companion to Mass~ *DJ Candy* DJ↕↔Jinx↔↕ lizzee~DJ/Greeter@ RDR ÐĴ-ŘĘĎĐĄŴĜ scooby doo @rdr lounge DjSinz of the Flesh@The Red Dragon Realm Lounge His wanton wench~Beloved pet, fu-engaged, and r/l gf to Iceman~ DJ wench in RDR BIG ROCK

Thanksgiving Thoughts For Pagans
To many, rather than the Brady Bunch version of happy pilgrims sitting around with their Native friends eating corn cobs, Thanksgiving represents oppression, greed, and cultural annihilation. For people of Native American ancestry, it's often considered a day of mourning.Your family wants to have a big Thanksgiving celebration, but you don't want to participate. You object to this holiday as a protest of the treatment of Native Americans by my white ancestors. How can you survive Turkey Day and still hold true to your Pagan ideals?You have a couple of options. The first, obviously, is not to attend the family dinner at all, but stay home instead, perhaps holding a silent ritual of your own in honor of those who suffered under the guise of settlement.However for many families, the holidays are the only times they get a chance to be together. It's entirely possible that you're going to hurt some feelings if you choose not to go, particularly if you've always gone in the past. No one want