Fubar Blog Posts 3

On A Fishing Trip
On a Fishing Trip A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation... (She is speaking in a cheery voice) "Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrifiic. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye bye." She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?" "Oh" she replies, "that was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."

"james! James! James!"
One of my loves is video creation. Here is one of my projects I been working on for a while. Footage based off 2nd series with added custom effects, direction, sound, and many various adjustments. I am currently working on an alternative ending and if i like how it comes out, I might add it to the dvd set I am creating of the series. Due to some upload problems i had to cut the movie into parts A-D. Custom Silent Hill 2 Preview/Trailer Silent Hill 2 Custom Movie Part A (1 of 4) Silent Hill 2 Custom Movie part B (2 of 4) Silent Hill 2 Custom Movie PartC (3 of 4) Silent Hill 2 Custom Movie PartD (4 of 4)

Meh
i can't blog on my normal blog because my SQL is vommiting on me and i don't feel like cleaning it up and i have to blog. it's the only thing i know how to do lately. nate and i are broken up. "officially single" though i can't even get past the fact that we're really broken up. single. no nate. no fairytail. no forever. all down the shitter it went. why bother? i was so happy and content pre-letting someone into my life again. only to be broken hearted and disappointed. again. are you going to be something else i have to survive? apparently so.

About Me
So i filled this out for someone and it took forever so i figured i should put it to use and atleast post it somewhere if anybody wants to know about me now u do......haha THE BASICS: Name? Cindy Gender? chica Age? 21 Screen Name? Sweettpie999 Birthday? march 7th Race? cracker School/Grade? yup college Job? student Status? relationship? taken Hometown? Johanesburge, South Africa Current Town? Vancouver, WA Parents Still Together? yup Siblings? older brother Pets? my cute puppy mikey Smoker? nooooo Drinker? yes please Virgin? hmm....probably not Orientation? i like men.....mostly Drugs? noooo thanks THE APPEARANCE: Hair Color? red with blonde hi lights Is It Dyed? uhh above Eye Color? blue or green depending on my mood Height? 5ft7ish Style? girly? i can be whatever u want Glasses/Contacts/None? contacts and no they arent colored lol Freckles? yup i got some of those Body Type? curvy? Shoe Size? 9 Piercings? in my ears count Want More? i dont

Seven Months After My Accident
Well its been about seven months after my accident..& the outcome of it all is that I cannot feel my ring finger or my pinkie..I will never be able to feel my elbow again for the rest of my life..I also have this 12 inch scar that runs from about an inch from my armpit all the way down past my elbow..They say my full recovery is 2 years but Idk we will have to see..I get cramps, spasms and my hand will lock up to were I cannot move it for a time..I get that about 1 - 2 times a day..the pain is unimaginable, I wouldn't wish this upon anyone..Losing 4 pints of blood & having 2 pints to live on is a scary thought..& the fact you know that you were just minutes from death..makes you think..scares you when everything is happening so fast..I'm also restricted on what I lift..I cannot lift more than 10 - 20 pounds I can;t use anything that vibrates to hard twist or pull.. If I do I can seriously hurt myself..so I'm pretty much a gimp in my right arm..Sucks that you can't be helpful like you u

Can You Handle It? I Dont Think You Can
OK MY HUSBAND IS IN A SEXIEST DJ CONTEST, AND I NEED SOME HELP BOMBING HIM.....I NEVER ASK FOR MUCH HELP BUT I ALWAYS HELP ALL MY FRIENDS WHEN NEEDED!!!!!! PLEASE SHOW ME SOME LOVE NAD HELP ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...the Fire Burns...
...and I look up and see the ashes in the sky...first time i think i ever saw the sun go from yellow to orange...eerie clouds of smoke..billowing above...i drive home to the new place..and the phone rings. someone who needs to talk a few minutes....my friend walks up the deck at the same time. he stands about 10 inches taller than me..dressed in his Fire fighter attire....the voice still talks on the other end of the phone..and he leans over....as we have been standing so close...and kissed my chest...moving down to my breasts..i slide my bra a bit down so he can wrap his lips around my supple nipples..fully errect... i end the call and we walk back to my room... sliding off my clothing and bending over..i slide off my pants and he slides off my thong..licking my ass..then flipping me over on to my back. the man has this tongue..and technique..sucking my nipples..down and spreading my pussey open..and licking and sucking me. sliding his fingers in and out of me. i felt my juices flow

Avoiding The Drama And Finding The Joy. [12 Days And Counting]
So in less than two weeks, I take to the skies to go to Arizona. There are a few different reasons for this trip...and a few different reasons for me to feel apprehensive about it as well. Reason #1: I NEED A DAMN VACATION. That is all. Reason #2: It's about time I visit my friend Nyssa. She's been living there for a few years now with her kids and I've missed hanging out with her. There have been so many changes in both of our lives. Including the fact that we used to be bitter enemies. Funny how a man can so easily come between two women. Here's what makes me apprehensive about this: The man who so easily came between us was, at the time, her ex and my boyfriend. He did whatever he could to drive a wedge between us and make us hate one another. But, at the time, I was so into him I guess I didn't see the game that he was playing. And now they're back together. I'm ok with that. No problems. But apparently they are having some relationship difficulties at this time [n

I Hate Being Shy!
I have this fantasy..... This woman i know, shes about 21, beautiful, funny, cool, and sexy. She flirts with me alot, and at first i thought it was just playful, but the reality of it maybe getting real is starting to look possible. I think about how bad i just want to lay her in my bed and look at her, touch her, taste her, and pleasure her in ways she may have never imagined. Shes just my type too. But I'm older, bigger, and not nearly as attractive. Some might say i am, whatever, i need confidence because if that ever happens, i'd be too shy, giggle and back down, then kick myself later. She might just be playing still. But OMFG! She crawled in my bed while i was sick, showed me her new nipple ring..WHILE IT WAS ON, she offered me a lap dance, (of course, she was drunk) and shes always popin to see me. I might have a real chance to fulfill my fantisys about her, or i'm building myself up for another rejection.

State Trooper........
A State Trooper stops a man for running a red light. The guy is a real jerk and comes running back to the Trooper. The violator demands to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo! So the Trooper calmly tells him of the red light violation. The "Motorist" instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the Trooper's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms. The Trooper, being a professional, takes it all in stride. The tirade goes on without the Trooper saying anything. When he gets done with writing the citation he puts an "AH" in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the citation. He then hands it to the "Violator" for his signature. The guy signs the citation angrily, tearing the paper, and when presented his copy points to the "AH" and demands to know what it stands for. The Trooper then removes his mirror sunglasses, gets in the middle of the guys face and say, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember you're an Asshole!" T

Fade
Being alone hurts more than anyone knows.. seeing the hot girls getting fawned all over.. and their looks will fade.. and since my looks are gone now due to cancer/chemo and years of abuse, I have nothing that will fade.. so.. I am safe to be with. No expectations.. no disappointments or let downs. Why are some men so shallow? Why do they only go for a girl that is hot? Why can't they go for plain girls.. we have heart, compassion, loyalty, and with us.. our looks stay the same.. and there is nothing to fade away!

Who's Really Evil?
The following clip is from Fred Phelp's and the Westboro Baptist Church. This is a group if you dont know that goes around claiming all the disasters from hurricane Katrina, to the Iraq War, and terrorism on homosexuals and the like. He claims to be a prophet of God...(yea right) He is the truest form of misery and evil in the world that I can think of, harboring hate, lies, and homophobia, more than anyone else in recent years that I can recall. He teaches this hate to his followers who in turn go picket and hold up signs like "thank God for dead soldiers" and even as recently and the virginia tech massacre, he and his followers attribute to homosexuals and claim it was god meeting down his wrath and everyone who was killed deserved to be killed. He is anti-american, anti everything except himself. The clip is done by another christian group, but it still the best one i have found that shows what these idiots really believe. This needs to be shown in every house in america and

Poem: Your Precious Soul
What is it about you that, is so lovely and beautiful . Is that you are gorgeous, and one in all so desired. That your beauty shine's, out above all the rest. I know darlin' that you, certainly are the best. As I am inspired, to write this poem. Knowing that I touched, your heart with desire. To dream of all dreams, could make you so real to me. Is the way your lovely eyes holds, the true inner beauty and real love, thats in your precious soul. Sign: Raymond Starns Dated: 12/31/07

For My Brother James
Help me to understand why you chose not to live, all the laughter we shared, the times of sorrow, why did you not come to me instead… At times I am so angry at you, then at times I know you must of hurt so bad, I wish you would of come to me, maybe together we could of worked it through.. You were there for me for so many years, and I just feel so hurt and alone I wish you would of told me, or said goodbye, I love you my brother I know you would want me to be strong as so many times you told me no tears.. How do I get through this now who will tell me, who will be the one to sit with me and laugh through our pain, to not let others get us down and always have my back, I still think I am in shock that I will wake up and there you will be.. How do I go to town and visit all the places we shared, I can hear you laughter as you tease everyone, how selfish I must sound, but those times I just wasn’t ready to have them end, I gave you protection to keep you safe, why didn

Seven Years
He left me on a Saturday One day before we met Said he'd never forget me I said some things you will regret The words he spoke so softly will never escape my mind I don't deserve your love So I will leave you far behind Till my heartneeds you May the world treat you right Ask our star for guidance It will get you through the night He picked up his suitcase and headed for the door I followed close behind him and watched him take his course As he turned to face me Tears rolled down my face These were his last good-byes to me before he slipped inside Those words he spoke so softly will never escape my mind I don't deserve your love So I will leave you far behind Till my heart needs you May the world treat you right Ask our star for guidance It will get you through the night I will still remember those memories we shared The first night I met you Till the moon has passed seven years © S.R.G. 1991

Health
So as I said in an earlier blog I am finally very happy. What really sucks about all this is that when I wasn't happy I was a very healthy person. Just one month after meeting Wayne I start having back pain. Went to the dr thinking it was a pinched nerve. Took xrays and gave me pain meds. Called and told me nothing wrong. Said then why am I always in constant pain? So sent me to orthopedic. He took more xrays and said I had arthritis in my back. Gave me some more meds. Sent me to physical therapy. Went back for 6 week follow up and still in lots of pain. Also swollen ankles and feet. Turns out one of the meds caused a reaction. Was sent to take mri and a nerve test. Nerve test not very fun. Ever have needles stuck in your neck? So here it is 3 months later and waiting to go see a rhumetologist. Think I might have MS or lupus. So was I handed all this now that I am happy so I could handle it better? Earlier in life I had just too many problems to handle this also? Sounds fair in one wa

About My Brother Who Died From Cancer
Brother Brother please don't look at me like that Brother I don't know why it keeps beeping Brother I will talk to them about you wanting privacy Brother I'm sorry you hurt so bad Brother I hate this! Brother please get better Brother we never went on that trip Brother this is just crazy! Brother I miss you and your not even gone! Brother I have to work and may be a little late Brother I can't give you anymore Morphine! Brother I can't cry anymore! Brother I love you!

Anchorage Fun...
My best friend lives up in Anchorage (well not really she just goes to UAA). So we planned this little vacation .where I go up to Anchorage for 3 weeks and than we both drive back down to Ketchikan. It all started on May 4th when I woke up early that morning to get on the 7:30 boat to go over to the airport. I get over to the airport and see that my plane is running late because of mechanical problems. But I headed up leaving Ketchikan at 9 o¡¦clock. First I stopped in Wrangle and then Petersburg and than the last stop was in Juneau. I arrived in Anchorage around 3:30 and Athena was waiting for me outside of the airport. Her car was very dirty!!...hehe¡Ksorry Athena just thought to tell everyone but the first thing we did was went through a car wash¡Kyeah it was a lot of fun¡Khehe¡Kafter the car wash we went to the university and I got to eat college food for the first time¡Kit was actually pretty good. I also got to meet some of Athena¡¦s friends. While we were sitting in the common

Rofl
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks: "What's sexually threatening about a coworker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "It's Keith. The midget"

Sex And Kink Test
My score on The sex and kink Test: Sexual(You scored 47 % slut!)You are sexual! You have a healthy view of sex and enjoy it. You don't get into the more in depth or kinky bits but you have an open mind, I'm sure. Link: The sex and kink Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

You Complete Me
You give me reason, to face the cold dark days, You are the person, that showed me a better way, so many miles lay between us, but you are with me always, when I am alone and empty, I always think of you, and how much I love and need you, You are the one I live for, someday we'll find a way, to change this life and be as one. You will no longer be to far away.. Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Chicken Grill Italienne
6 whole boned, chicken breasts (skin on) 2 tablespoons green or yellow onion, finely chopped 3 cloves garlic, minced garlic powder, salt and pepper (for sprinkling) 1/2 teaspoon paprika 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese 1 teaspoon fresh Rosemary, minced 2 tablespoons fresh Parsley, minced 1/4 cup each of butter and olive oil 1 1/2 cups bread crumbs 1/2 lb thinly sliced ham or prosciutto, finely chopped 12 wooden toothpicks (soaked in water for 5 minutes) Preheat grill so that coals are white hot in time for grilling. Melt butter in microwave, stir in oil. To this warm mixture, add Parsley, Rosemary, minced garlic, chopped onion and paprika (a pinch of rubbed sage may optionally be added if you have it on hand, but be careful not to overdo). Allow the herbs to infuse for 10 minutes. Remove 3-4 tablespoons to a separate small bowl and use this to brush both sides of the chicken. Place chicken breasts, skin side down, on a layer of wax paper or plastic wrap. Pound lightly

Poem That Was Found
Where Is My Angel? ~ You need not worry my dear sweet mother for I am here through heavens guiding lights that beam loving rays down upon your heart as you sleep and awake each day. I dream of you each day while the angels are gathered around me that nourish my spirit in your time of woes not knowing where I am but I am here my dear sweet mother looking down at you with a smiling tear. I am here so alive as ever could be while Gods Kingdom reigns all around me and flows through out the universe and upon earth as you walk in my memory of the times we spent together. You need not cry my sweet dear mother for I will never leave you because I am all you feel, all you think and all that you are, for what you are is what you created from my birth. The angels that surround me are singing a loving melody that flows deeply from my heart directly to yours from the inner depths of Gods heavens that surround all living things. I'm all that lives and breaths though

An Awesome Story
WHAT WE DONT SEE ON THE NEWS. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here's one that will make you blink.... A Simple Thank You A very touching story! Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After wed boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, whod been invited to sit in First Class (and was seated across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No,he responded. Heading out?I asked. No. Im escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq . Im taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didnt know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldiers family and felt as if he did know them after so many conversations i

Lets See Who Pays Attention
I bet there are plenty of you on my friends list that don't even read this. How about this, if this is reposted I'll leave you a pic comment. So let's see who will actually re-post this. This is to see who's paying attention. Copy and re-post in your own bulletin. .. Re-post if you are a true cherry tap friend

Victim Part 1
Alone in the darkness, I await your arrival. The need growing inside me making my body tingle. Finally you enter. I can’t see you, but I feel your presence. You ask if my restraints are too tight as you pull them even tighter. The gag in my mouth muffling any response I might make. I feel cold metal caressing my flesh, sliding from my ankle to my throat. “Don’t make a sound” you whisper in my ear. I feel the blade slowly draw its trail down my chest, feel the warm spread of blood trickling down. Your tongue darts out to capture all you can. Your tongue continues to follow the blade as it seeks out all of the warmth inside me, cooling it instantly. Your tongue finds my need, the warmth inside. You decide to explore this even further, bringing me to the climax you will never allow me to achieve. You pull away from my. My hips try to seek you out, but the restraints allow me no movement. “Please” I try to beg but it just comes out as a moan.

Some People Are Idiots
why is it that i put up a folder that says priceless warning some are NSWF and then some idiot looks in a folder that says NSWF then tags the picks in a folder that says NSWF as NSWF i swear there are true morons in this world!!!!! if this offends you then good cuz i AM TALKING TO YOU MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!! if this doesnt offend you then ya all good have a wonderful nite

Night Of Tattoo
You've made all of the arrangements. Everything is set in place for the events that are to follow. The tattoo artist is flying in to meet us. You've got the hotel room all ready to go per his instructions as to what he would need.. all the way to the place for me to lay while he extends the tattoo on my back. You've taken great care to insure my comfort thru the process knowing this is going to take several hours. There is music on hand, you know what I like to listen to Alpha and you have made sure it's all there. The room is large, lots of light coming in thru the windows, it's rather soothing. The windows cover almost the whole wall, facing out over the entire Vegas valley. It's a beautiful site, I just stand in awe even though I have seen this site many times, never fails to amaze me how beautiful it is here. You've already had our items placed into the room, before we even made it that far. No detail has been missed, music, drinks, company... everything is there. You ca

The Power Of A Touch
The POWER of a TOUCHÃ? Ã? It started with a touch, just a simple touch, no intentions behind it and what happened afterwards is almost impossible to explain.Ã? Ã? There we were in the middle of a thunderstorm. The power was out; the place was in total darkness, except for the lightning that illuminated the room every few seconds. The staccato of the raindrops on the roof and windows was hypnotizing, like drums sending a sensual message to our souls. The wind, howling through the trees breaking branches like an angry ghost, gave us this haunting feeling that would seem like at any moment it would knock the door down and destroy everything inside. We could feel the house shake with every strong gust. The mighty roar of thunder and the near silence that followed was almost deafening. It was in this silence that I heard your quiet sob, frightened by the storm.Ã? Ã? I stumbled around in the darkness, trying to find a lantern. When I found the lantern I learned that there was no gas in

Down Rating People's Profiles
If there's on one thing on here people do is down rate other peoples profile you know who u all are that do well if anybody down rates my profile i will find out who did it..because for one thats just immature and down right stupid because you have nothing else better to do. So if ur going to down rated others

From Terry Pratchett's "the Last Continent"
Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all. (Editor's note: this takes some context before it's actually funny. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discworld , maybe...)

Excitement
I just totally can not get over the excitement of knowing that in roughly 22 days I will be with my hunni again. Everytime I talk to him or talk to anybody about this flight back my heart starts pounding very rapidly. The past few months has felt like a lifetime away from him and I have absolutely hated it. I am very thankful for my friends on here because killing time on Fubar has really helped the time go by a little easier. It was really cool to quit the job I was working last night, I was technically suppose to work there thru the 22nd but when that payday is after the time I will be back in Germany, why do it. I did however call my 2nd job and she will be working me 5 days rather then 3 next week and I get paid from that job before I fly across the pond. During the 1st month I am sure that I will be on the site Monday thru Friday when my hunni is working out of town. After that I really need to concentrate on the language. That is my goal, to be able to carry on just a very basic

Just A Random Blog
its funny how someone can be totally butt crazy in love with you one day and the next day have no feelings what so ever left for you. its funny how a website can change you into the person that you said you'd never become. How the things that never mattered are now the only things you care about. How you can hate someone with even more passion that you had when you were in love with them.... totally random...dont know why i blogged this, just felt like it i guess *shrug* :)

I Love My Horoscope Today
Cancer, You'll move from slow to fast quictly, so you'll need to keep your head on straight. Managing your time and communicating clearly are the best ways of smoothing the path ahead. You'll be delighted one decision can be made easily, getting a good deal of confusion out of the way. You'll soon set your sights on either an upcoming trip or a rather ambitious project that's got your enthusiasm. Allow your imagination to soar. YAYYYYYYYYY IT'S REALLY MATCH THE THINGS HAPPEND FOR ME THIS FEW DAYS..

New Contest
I'm trying to get a new contest together. The "Hottest SDMF Lady". I would like the pic to have the BLS logo or morph or a state tag with you're pic, or etc. . It will run 2 weeks most comments wins a 7 day blast. Any questions please message me. Please repost if you could thanks Godfather™ ~SDMF~

A Poem For The Ladies Here
Don’t be scared of my love By Eric Brown AKA Dark Passion Before we get started I know that you had your heart broken many a time and a lot of men don’t know how to treat a woman. Are you tired of the momma’s boys and want to be tuff guys that think that mistreating a woman makes them a man. Don’t be afraid of my love and my passion. Please close your eyes and I want you to imagine you and me on a beach on the Islands making love in the rain, I am kissing you from head to toe, and taking you to heights you have never been before. Lady don’t lift a finger cause you wish is my command I will serve you all the time we are on this private island just me and you. Months have past and I ask you to be my wife forever we will be together and one, and one day the laughs of our children will fill our hearts are you ready baby?

Taking Time Off (sort Of)
This is to let all of my friends on here that I need to take some time off from Fubar do to issues at work. I will most likely keep myself signed in but wont be checking messages and stuff like that as regular as I normally do. I will explain more later I just wanted to give you a heads up. Thank you to all of my friends for being such great people and putting up with my crap. Hope to be back to all of you soon. You will all be missed while I am gone.Love to you all.

Drinks???
Your social energy is low-key but strong and you'd like nothing more than to just hang out with your good friends after work. If you can arrange for something fun, that's all it takes to make you happy. This is so dead on.

Update About My Son!!!!please Read
I want to thank all who have offered a kidney to my son..I have tryed to get all information out to all that ask but is very hard to keep up so if I missed you I am sorry...I am posting the information to the transplant unit here so please if you wish to donate use it as I need to be with my son...They will be better at answering all questions you may have as this is a first time for me also. Never dreamed when I had my children something may go wrong but it did and now all I can do is try my best to find my son a kidney...My son seen his doctor today and she is having him admitted back to the hospital tomorrow and then transfered to UCSF..Am not sure and wont know until tomorrow but I was told she is thinking about going ahead and having the doctors to start dialisis...He needs to have it started 1 month pryer to transplant...God bless all of youi that have tryed and to all of you that will find it in your heart to try and give my son the gift of life... Please if you are a possibl

Family Law
I first posted this entry on another site on October 18, 2006. I was recently asked to provide some resources regarding Family Law. I am NOT an attorney. However, I have argued cases in Utah and California. My research on the Violence Against Women Act has been recognized in court. Since I've been researching family law issues for over 10 years it would take me a very long time to list all of my resources. When researching issues of family law it quickly becomes obvious that this is an emotionally charged and politically motivated issue. My recommendations when looking for reliable sources is to avoid those sources that aren't gender-neutral. There exist groups purporting to represent women's rights, men's rights and even children's rights. Be aware of organizations willing to use a noble cause to pervert justice. Here are some of my book marks. Family Law Search tool for state codes & case law http://lawcrawler.findlaw.com/ Downloadable sections of Utah Code http://www.l

Dear Mommy!
month one: Hi Mommy! I am only 3/4 of an inch long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming qu

For My 3 Boys! Max Baron Shadow!
When God had made the earth and sky the flowers and the trees, He then made all the animals the fish, the birds and bees. And when at last He’d finished not one was quite the same. He said, “I’ll walk this world of mine and give each one a name.” And so He traveled far and wide and everywhere He went, a little creature followed Him until it’s strength was spent. When all were named upon the earth and in the sky and sea, the little creature said, “Dear Lord, there’s not one left for me.” Kindly the Father said to him, “I’ve left you to the end. I’ve turned my own name back to front and called you dog, My friend.”

Need Some Feedback
i need my friends to take a look at this for it's something i realy like to take into support. tho i'm not having enough feedback on it now to actually get it into approval. GO VOTE AND COMMENT!! just click the link above people don't be scared that it will take of the crushes. if someone seriously has a crush on you then he/she won't take it off!! if they do dissappear then you know the truth that some people are just crushing around for the fun or because someone asked them to crush them before adding them.(now that's just plain stupid! )

Odd Food I Like
FRIED DILL PICKLES 1 egg, beaten 1 c. milk 1 tbsp. flour 1 tbsp. Worcestershire sauce 6 drops hot sauce 3/4 tsp. salt 3/4 tsp. pepper 3 1/2 c. flour 1 qt. sliced dill pickles Wesson oil for deep frying Combine first 5 ingredients, stirring well. Set aside. Combine 3 1/2 cups flour, salt and pepper, stirring well. Dip pickles in milk mixture and dredge in flour mixture, repeat process. Deep fry in hot oil, 350 degrees until pickles float to surface and are golden brown. Drain on paper towels.

Oh My
It's amazing to me how some people can believe everything someone on the internet tells them. Every now and then we all hear the horror stories. But, I'm sure everyday there are others out there. I know a guy who loves to play the game online. I think its wrong and I've told him this but he keeps doing it. And the reason he does it is just to see how far a woman or even man will go. So, he hooks these DUMB people and gets them to believe all this off the wall shit and they get hooked and think they have a chance. In a way its funny cause they will send him naked pictures and then in turn he sends them to all his friends. The worst part of all this is he is married. But, the thing that gets me is these girls just don't realize that they are being played! It's like you just want to slap them. But, at the same time you want to laugh because they are so stupid! How can they think that what someone says on line is always true? Ladies think about it...My friend has a wife and about "10"

Wow Just Run
SHADY'S UNDERGROUND POSSE SHADY'S CONTEST PIMP OUT!!! THIS IS JUST A FEW OF THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN BOMBING FOR MY CONTEST SINCE IT STARTED.. OKAY I JUST CAN'T DO IT.. OUT TEAMS SHOULD BE ON HERE ALSO.. SO LETS DO IT. YOUR STILL CUTTING ME SOME SLACK HERE CAUSE IM NOT ADDING YA.. YOU ALL FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURSELF ON THIS LIST.. YOU KNOW IF YOU SHOULD BE ON THIS LIST OR NOT.. AND SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE.. SO IF YOU DO ADD YOURSELF IM GETTING TIRED HERE.. I WANT EVERYONE WHO BOMBED MY CONTEST LISTED HERE.. I JUST KNEW IT WAS GONG TO BE SOME MAJOR HARD WORK DOING IT BUT IF YOU ADD YOURSELVES THEN ITS NOT HARD WORK FOR ME.. DO IT I WANT YOU ON THIS LIST... EVERYONE HAS BEEN WORKING SO HARD.. TO TOP THE LIST RIGHT HERE IS NO ONE OTHER THEN MISTER REBLEBREED HIMSLEF.. WITH A PERSONAL SALUTE HE MADE FOR ME.. MISTER REBELBREED ~RebelBreed~*War Chief* ~Founder~CONFEDERATE BOMBERS of Fubar@ fubar THIS IS ME MY CONTEST LINK.. PLEASE IF YOU CAN BOMB SWING BY AND

Satisfying Relationship
Please help me to understand. Why it is that I can never find a woman that can satisfy me? I mean sure I can always find women that satisfy part of me, and I have to find other people to satisfy the parts of me that a women can't. I can find women that satisfy me in bed, and I can find women that satisfy me mentally, But I can never seem to find a female that can satisfy me all the way. I always feel like I'm cutting part of myself off to be with someone. I have to keep part of myself hidden, because the person I am with can't or won't accept everything their is to me. I mean I know I am a very strong minded, passionate, intellectual, open minded person. And I also know what I want and who I am. So why can't I find a satisfying relationship?

Lost And Alone
Lost and Alone I feel sad and alone Confused and scared With no place to turn Unable to run Whoever said Growing up was fun I’m not 22, 23 or 24 I have self respect And I’m not a whore I’m smart and witty Employed and pretty Loyal, caring, kind and sincere So what’s wrong here? I would think this would be What every man wants Someone like me Not dirty little cunts But not this man, He wants it all Me by his side for moments that count Then push me away, and fill my place With one who is full of shame and disgrace How can it be that he would desire us both Kiss me softly and touch me dear Then call up the slut and ask Bitch, why aren’t you here? His desires he says must be met But that doesn’t mean he loves me less Just give it time and one day you will see You are the only one meant for me I can’t help but feel unwanted and lost And time, it seems, will keep marching on And one day instead of seeing I’m his I’ll be all alone and just r

New Rule
Due to the ridiculous system glitch that doesn't allow any type of comment bombing what so ever, and the constant bouncer checks, we are going to have to limit the contests to one at a time. I know this stinks, but it can't be helped. I know I was having a very hard time leaving comments yesterday, so until they do something thats the way that it has to be. I am so sorry, but maybe they will realize the potential loss of revenue this may cause and rethink their decision. I hope you all understand..:) So..on that note..we have one member in a contest at the moment, that is in second place as of right now and could use all the help possible. Please make sure you help him out. Lets not let this get in the way of doing what we started! Lets give him a chance to win!

A New Thought Of Mine Today
hey everyone its one of those blogs i havent done in awhile. the last week and a half have been an interesting one and a time of heartache and rejection. that is all i need to say on that matter for now. all i can say is that i have moved on. last week i decided i should be back on fubar after being away since the middle of june. if you guys are all wondering where i went. i moved out to the country where i have no internet except dial up which sucks. plus i am happy at the job i am at for the last 2 years where i work in a all girlie department as people say at work lol. the department i work at we build the componants for atm machines pretty much i do all the receiving shipping for my department and help build the things as well. and the other side of the plant they build all the elevator control panels. i am glad to be back. i know when i left the site was still cherrytap. but i see it still has the same great people that i know on here and alot of great new bouncers that work for t

To Say C'ya To A Solider Leaving For Iran
I HAVE A SPECIAL SOLIDER WHOM CALLS ME MOM FROM MY LOUNGE JUST NOW BOARDING A PLANE FOR IRAN ON A CLASSIFED MISSION , AS I SIT HERE AND TRY TO COLLECT MY THOUGHTS ITS HARD , TO HOLD BACK THE TEARS THAT IS FALLIN imikimi - Customize Your World MAY GOD'S ANGELS WRAP THEIR WINGS AROUD YOU'S AND PROTECT YOU'S ALWAYS ( WROTE BY CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW 3/14/97 ->iceman_4ut... FOR YOU HUN BE SAFE BECAREFUL MUCH LOVE AND PRAYERS FROM US IN THE DEATH BBG SPECIAL FORCES LOUNGE OWNER CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW

May I Kiss You?
I ask if I may kiss you. You just smile; no answer is necessary. My initial kiss is just a flirting of our lips. My tongue lightly flicking - Like I am asking, "Do you want me?" The tip of my tongue runs all around your lips. Touching every part, Inside and out - Over and over again. Tickling you, tickle, tickle, goes my tongue. Now I press my lips gently to yours. Rubbing your lips back and forth against mine. My kisses are hot and fast. I cannot rest long in any one place. I have such a need to go on. I trail kisses of passion all over your face. Then back to your mouth. Our tongues dance together. We are exploring. I circle your tongue with the tip of mine. You echo the pattern back to me. I lick the sides, underside and the top. You echo back. I suck your lower lip. You echo back. We repeat, repeat, repeat. The sensations are driving our emotions. We are wild for each other. You thrust your tongue in and out. The movements are rhythmic and stabbing. S

Bombing
i am so sorry i have not been able to bomb too much the last few days,i have been having trouble with the inner net,when i do finally get on i freeze up have to shut down and go back in. its really frustrating when ya wanna help someone and cannt.i was bombing the watcher the other night,froze and got booted off.i had to have the cable company come to day and he said there had been trouble with the lines,please dont think i have not wanted to help,i am totally frustated and sorry for not being able to help out the past few days and im really feelin crappy about it cause i want to do my part to help,once agaon my family i dont want to let you down,much luv biker heart

Friday - Dec. 7th
Today my starts early. I will be having a meeting with a possible contributor to our fund raising program who is typically a large contributor to other things around the community. After that I need to head out to our corporate office to deliver some items that I have collected over the past few weeks that they need to receive. When I return I will be spending the afternoon on the phone to remind some volunteers of their obligation tomorrow with some fund raising. I can't wait till Sunday ... sleep in and Seahawks vs. Cardinals at 1 pm.

In Remembrance Of Officer Freeman
An important Person passed away December 16thOfficer William Eric Freeman ~ You will be missed"A Part Of America Died"Somebody killed a policeman today, And part of America died. A piece of our country he swore to protect, Will be buried with him at his side. The suspect that shot him will stand up in court, With counsel demanding his rights. While a young widowed mother must work for her kids,And spend many long lonely nights. The beat he walked was a battle field too just as if he had gone off to war. Though the flag of our nation won't fly at half mast,To his name they will add a gold star. Yes, somebody killed a policeman today, In your town or mine, While we slept in comfort behind locked doors,A cop put his life on the line. Now his ghost walks a beat on a dark city street, And stands at each new rookies' side. He answered the call,of himself and gave his all,And a part of America died.Author Unknown~Please repost this in as many places as you can including here. Officer Freeman

Christmas Pimpout!
OKIE DOKIE! WANTED TO SHOW SOME FUBAR CHRISTMAS LOVE TO A FEW GOOD FRIENDS! GONNA BE THE LAST ONE BEFORE CHRISTMAS SO SHOW SOME LOVE! SORRY IF YOU ARENT ON THIS ONE, BUT I HAVE SO MANY GOOD FRIENDS AND I HAVE TO DO A FEW AT A TIME! IF I HAVE MISSED SOMEONE I AM SOO SORRY! I WILL GET YOU NEXT TIME! MY DEAR FRIEND GODDESS OF LIGHT, THAT IS A KIND AND BEAUTIFUL PERSON INSIDE AND OUT! GoddessOfLight *READ PROFILE PLEASE*@ fubar CURT, WHO IS THE BEST PHOTOSHOP GUY I KNOW AND A SWEETHEART TO BOOT! Curt@ fubar MAVERICK 2007 WHO SHOWS ME LOVE EVEN WHEN I CANT GET IT BACK TO HIM..WHAT AN ANGEL! MAVERICK 2007@ fubar OF COURSE PIEDADDY..A GOOD FRIEND FROM THE BEGINNING! PieDaDDY@ fubar CAROL LEIGH, A SWEETIE THAT REALLY NEEDS SOME FUBAR LOVIN! Carol Leigh Of Shady's SUP ~ CLUB ADRENALINE/BARTENDER~Stiletto Girl~Owned By Slave Princess@ fubar

You Were Not There!
"You Were Not There!" by 'The Enigma AKA The Black Winged Angel' I called on some friends in my time of need, The truest of the true in word and in deed, The ones I felt would never leave my side, The ones I could call on when I just wanted to hide... And you were not there! You know I'm always there to lend you an ear, Or give an encouraging word to calm any fear. Now I'm the one in need for I hurt like hell, The counselor needed consoling and knew it all to well... And you were not there! Are you upset with me for something I had done? Did I invade your space or ruin your fun? Whatever the reason, whatever the act, Even if it's nothing, there's no escaping the fact... That you were not there! So here now I sit feeling abandoned and alone, Listening to nothing but a Winter wind's moan, With millions of questions swirling in my head, And this feeling of loneliness and wishing I was dead... BECAUSE YOU WERE NOT THERE!!!

Now Accepting Applications
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Birthday: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. Would you enjoy it? 5. Would you ever ask me out? 6. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 7. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 8. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 9.Would you walk on the beach with me? 10. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 11. Do you/have you talked about me? 12. Do you think I'm a good person? 13. Would u take a nap with me? 14.WOULD U LOVE ME? 15.Do you think I'm cute? 16. If you could change something about me would you? 17.Would you dance with me? 18.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... [] go out with me? [] give me your number? [] kiss me? [] let me kiss you? [] watch a movie with me? [] take me out to dinner? [] d

Will U Take A Second 4me
TO THOSE OF YOU WHO ACTUALLY ARE TAKING THE TIME TO READ THIS; THANX:) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PLZ GO AND VOTE ON THIS MUMM FOR ME IF YA HAVENT! PLZ READ IT IF YA HAVE TIME YOU CAN COMMENT! BUT PLZ ~V O T E~ TY AND ~ HAPPY HOLIDAYS~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COPY AND PASTE IN BROWSER AND TY FOR THOSE WHO HAVE AND DO!ANGEL~ http://fubar.com/mum.php?id=273855#

A Little Love Goes A Looong Way
Hey friends.... Can you PLEASE go visit my Fu~Godmother Sassie Laurie and show her how awesome she is! She is trying to improve her stats! RATE~FAN~ADD~CRUSH HER......She has lots of AWESOME pictures and stash for you to check out! SHOW HER THE LOVE PEOPLE!! ~♥~THANK YOU ALL~♥~ ~/~ Sassy Laurie~/~Club F.A.R.~The Sisterhood~D&DC~Ind. Fam.~Co-Mng. Fu-Sistas~Fu-Ownded By Squirt@ fubar

" During The Night Of Sunday Morning
I HAD A " STATUS THAT READ WISHIN FOR A VIP " IN MY SHOUT FROM A GUY WAS THIS YOUR A BEGGIN BITCH I POLITELY SAID BACK TO HIM FUCK YOU . I HAVE NOT BEGGED FOR A BLAST , OR A VIP THEY WERE GIFTS. AND FRANKLY IM FAR FROM A BEGGAR . I ALSO DID A AFEW CHANGES IN MY PROFILE ABOUT ME , BUT NO ONE READS , ITS LIKE THIS IM A SIMPLE WOMEN , NOT HIGH MAINTENANCE,NOT INTO FANCY HOMES,CARS,FURS,DIAMONDS, IM ME . AND PUT THAT SHIT IN MY SHOUT BOX IS ONE THING A GUY CAN GET MY ANSWER TO A " FUCK YOU " LOUD AND CLEAR . SO, IM NOT SOMEONES BITCH , IM SOMEONES FUWIFE AND VERY MUCH HIS R/L OLE LADY . CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW

Auction
*~Drew~* is holding an online auction! Rules are as follows: Running from January 1st to January 11th Fubar Auction: your chance to virtually own someone! 1. You can bid on anyone in the contest including yourself. 2. Your bid has to be higher than the previous one. 3. What do you bid with? (fubucks, tickers, vips, blasts, happy hours...) 4. If someone offers any of those things they will trump over any fubucks bid. 5. No rude comments. 6. Who recieves the rubucks or anything that is offered in the auction? The people that are up for auction! (Drew is only in it for the comment points!) 7. Whomever has the highest bid at the end of the auction will win or take ownership of the person for one month!! What you get from the person you OWN? - all pics rated - all stash rated - a salute pic from them with your name included - a Mumm done about you - Comments daily from them and their undivided attention!! This should link you to my page in the auction... while th

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1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonder ful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll

Once Was
When all you can remember is the sparkle in his eyes, which have now faded away. His touch is now cold when it once was warm. Remembering back to the days when kisses were deep and passionate . neither could breath nor did either want to come up for air. That is now the same difference except there are no kisses but yet you still cant breath. I lay there at night listening to you breath , I watch you sleep and I wonder where our love has gone. Did it just blow away on a whim or did it take this many days to fade into the sunset. I long for the those days and nights you would hold me tight. When you protected my heart. They are gone and soon I will be too. ~JR~

I Hate Hawaii Even More Now
*sigh* If it's not one thing it's another over here I swear. So I had to sign a 6 month lease for this stupid cracker box I'm moving to so I'm stuck and hating it. The phone was suppose to be hooked up already but it wasn't my number, okay, it looks like that's fixed, FINALLY. Now I find out cable isn't available there. Stuck with a dish and 500 channels that I don't care about. (maybe I'll just watch movies on my lappy, I dunno) Here's the real pisser~~~~after thinking DSL was no problem there, come to find out it's not available. FUCK, it looks like I'm going to be stuck with dial up cause as my luck has been, wireless isn't going to work either. $#@%$#%^!! This place is too backwards for me, I can't wait to get off this rock. End rant/

Pics
I wanna know why people insist on taking a bazillion pics of themselves is basically the same pose? Is it because they have no imagination? Are they lazy? Think it looks cool? I just dont get it. Why would you wanna have 100 of the same pic up? Add some imagination. Spice it up. Do something. I refues to rate more then one pic if they all look the same. I love variety.

Episode 1 The Spa
She got on her knees that morning. Her chest against the bed facing the window that overlooks her perfectly manicured lawn. Her husband groaned in the bed. Not a sensual groan but the type of groan only a man makes when he is somewhere between sleep and consciousness. Sarah looked at him and couldn’t help but realize that she felt nothing. It was 5:00 in the morning on Saturday and she had to go into the office again. She sighed as she got off her knees and slipped into her clothes. Picking up the bra from her nightstand she held it in front of her. It was one of the plain white bra’s she always wears. She looked down and after seeing her panties she smiled; well at least she matched today. It has been so long since she had worn anything else. Well no time for thoughts like that. Sarah pulled her top over her head and stepped into the dark pants waiting for her at the bottom of the bed. After slipping on her shoes she took the stairs two at a time and walked out the door.

Auction Rules And Guidelines
Hello everyone, I have decided to host my first auction. This auction will run from today, January 21st starting at 10 P.M. Eastern till Thursday, January 31st at 10 P.M. The rules are simple..You may bid anything you like, Fubux, Blasts, Ticker Messages, VIP's, Happy Hours, Fubar T-Shirts..etc. Actual money items overshadow Fubucks. What the winner gets.... 1.) The person you win will put Owned by "Your name here" next to theirs in their profile name for an entire month. 2.) Atleast 1 daily comment 3.) All pics and stash rated during Happy Hour 4.) A daily gift of their choosing. 5.) A personal salute photo to you (What kind is up to the person who is won) 6.) Anything after that is up to the person who is owned. Please keep in mind this is for fun ONLY! Please, no rude comments! If you would like to be in the auction simply send me a message and let me know which pic you would like to enter. Anyone may join up until the Sunday the 27th of January at mid

Keno's Kos
HOT! HOT! HOT! Join this new HOT GROUP! Im still looking for new officers such as promoters, recruiters, and small workers to help me run this group smoothly. HOW TO JOIN? 1. Send me a private message inquiring that you want to join. 2. You will be givin an application form that must be filled out and sent to me via fubar mail b4 u are approved. Ive had too many members join and jus want certain things or join and then concentrate on others groups so this time ima make sure i pick the right members. 3. YOU MUST EARN YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD!! This will ensure that you are not jus trying to join for a membership card. 4. There will b 3 folders dedicated to the KO girls. (1) for the membership cards (2) for the members (3) for newbie members that must graduate into the main members folder This is group is no different from any other fubar female group. Its basically a group of the hottest ladies on fubar. Different events will be held such as small raffl

I Got Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. okay here goes ....... 1. I sometimes snort when I laugh hehe. 2. I sometimes pick my teeth with my earing. yuck! 3. I have a crazy hamster that likes to stare people out. 4. I have roughly 25 pets including rats, scorpions, centipedes, tarantulas, hamster, goldfish etc. 5. I drink too much vodka on a regular basis. 6. I smoke 20 cigs per day. 7. I have more gay friends than straight. 8. I stalk Justin on a regular basis. (In fact am doing it now) :-P 9 I have a thing about eyebrows its what I find most physically attractive in

Always The Shorty
I go out tonight to the store. I look around me. EVERYONE and their brother is taller than me. I never thought I was that short but seems like I am shorter than I thought or everyone else is growing or I'm shrinking. I even had to ask for help to get some Cocca Puffs off the top shelf in the store. Over the past week I've noticed it more and more. I don't know why it bothers me recently but it has. I don't wanna be the shorty. Most of my friends are tall too. Even the women. Shit.. my son's even 5 ft 10. 6 inches taller than me. (or so I thought) So, in my fustrations I get a tape measure to see how tall I really am. PSH!... I lost an inch. DAMN IT!! Now I'm going to go and kick rocks and pout....

Leving Fubar
Well folks IM probably gonna be leaving fubar within the next 48 hours. If ya wana keep in touch Send me a PM and ill forward my Yahoo and or MSN sns so we can keep in contact, im fed up with the smart mouthed cowards who hide behind monitors talking shit. I know its only the internet But some of the shit they say about The trooops pisses me off so bad i litterally want to kill these folks. it isnt worth my aggrivation

Tell Me By Wed If You Will Enter
I would like to know by Wednesday all who intend to enter so I can get started giving out entry prizes. I am starting to wonder if there is any point in doing this contest because there has been a lot of interest but few people have entered submissions or told me they will enter. Come on ladies this is a 30 day blast and a 7 day blast for second place, it would be kind of lame if I just have the two entries that I have now. Not much of a contest. Now I am already giving out awards for just entering, and I am thinking about making this a safe for work contest, maybe some of you are worried about another contestant winning because they show more. So please all that are interested either post your entry by Wednesday or let me know if you need more time and please most importantly, tell me if you at least plan to enter so I can get things started. If by my deadline there has not been enough entries I may have to cancel so it is all up to you my lovely ladies. Lets get this show on the road

Great Family
IF YOU HAVE NOT CHECKED OUT THIS FAMILY WELL YOU NEED TO WE HAVE THE MOST AWESOME PEOPLE IN THIS FAMILY SO COME ON LOOK, JOIN, AND HAVE A DAMN GOOD TIME TAMSTER LEADER OF THE BOMB SQUAD =tamster92574~HEAD OF GIT-R-DONE REBEL BOMB SQUAD~`@ fubar HOME PAGE OF THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL BOMB SQUAD ~HOME OF THE~GIT-R-DONE REBELS BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar Ms Bratt RECRUITER FOR THE BOMB SQUAD ♥MsBratt♥~RECRUITER TO THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL BOMB SQUAD~@ fubar ANGEL EYES MEDIATOR FOR THE BOMB SQUAD angel eyes "Fu wife to footballeye88 " ~MEDIATOR for GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar DJ.TEXASCOYOTEMIKE HEAD SECURITY FOR THE GIT-R-DONE BOMB SQUAD DJ_TEXASCOYOTEMIKE ~SECURITY OFFICER FOR THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL BOMB SQUAD ~'OWNER OF REBELS BAR@ fubar ANY ONE OF THESE AWESOME MEMBERS CAN HELP YOU JOIN THIS FUN AND GREAT FAMILY SO PLEASE GET UP WITH ANY OF THEM OR JUST DROP A LINE TO THE HOME PAGE AND YOU WELL BE GLAD YOU DID TH

Days Go By
Days go by and though the tears have stoped a day does not go by without thoughts of you fludding my mind. You've been gone now for 17 days, but i find it no easier that time has passed, i miss you so much and yet i'll never hear your voice ever again. I listen to the memorial page so many have worked so hard on for you and i listen to the videos people have shared. And every time i do i cannot help but cry because i miss you. I dont know why god had to take you , i wish you were here now with us because i need your help so bad. I know your in heavan i know that your happy and safe but it doesnt change the fact i miss you. I know one day we will all see each other again, i know one day we'll be happy, We'll all see each other and rejoyce, but until then i'll miss you huni, till that day i'll be sad. I hope you know we all miss you, i hope you know we all still cry. I hope you know how much we love you, i hope you know that you'll always be part of me. I carry you where ev

I Need Photo Comments - Help Pls
Hey Im in a giveaway for to get my own happy hour . I need to get 50,000 comments in 2 weeks . it runs from feb29 till march 13th. Please go to the nice ladys profile first and rate , fan & add her - she will also do the same . heres the link to my page and heres the link to the hosts page *SEXYGIRLBLONDE*#26*GODFATHER*1st,Oracle* FAN/RATE B4 ADD,TY*@ fubar thank you all so much .

Spring, Bleeding Stroke, & Life
well everyone, Springs almost here..thank God! i hate winter..i hate the cold and snow and the cloudy days..its so depressing ..everythings dead and silent..but now spring is almost here..i have seen the robins..heard the froggies and saw the lil white flowers in the yard..i know it won't be long now b4 the days warm and it rains instead of snows..i need some good weather 2 cheer me up..a month ago i was sleeping and had a Bleeding Stroke..doctors say i should have never woke up..but i did & the only side effect was some numbness on my right side..the numbness is going away gradually with therapy..doctors said i may never get all of the feeling back..but i vow 2 prove them wrong..i have proved them wrong b 4..they called me their walking miracle..they said when my brain swelled after the stroke its a miracle i lived or wasn't a vegetable..i'm very lucky 2 say the least..it was caused by my blood thinning & my blood pressure raising..i had taken vitamins with herbs in them for 3 yrs..t

Things Left Undone.....
The news of Patrick Swayze's cancer leaves me thinking about my own mortality. No one lives forever, and I'm fairly confident that I don't want to be the first person to do so. I'm not concerned about leaving a mark after I am gone, because everyone leaves a mark. It is safe to say that the world is different simply because I am here, as it is also different because you are here. People will remember us for a time after we are gone, but memories are fleeting, and no legacy is eternal. So I don't subscribe to the hubris of a monument of some sort that will stand the test of time. It's more important to live well while we are here. Having said that, there are things I wish I had done, and things I still hope to do. I am a creative sort and I have had the great fortune to touch others via that gift. Whether it was through a joke I told, a story I wrote, or a role I played, I was allowed to take people away from their normal routine for a moment, and I am pleased and grateful

Pills...
(first of all this isn't a cry for help or a suicide attempt...it was an accident, i shouldn't have taken so many but i thought i could handle them) so...unintentionally i took waaaaaay too many darvocet yesterday and had a near death experience this morning about 4am. i woke up freezing but sweating, my eye sight was all fucked up, and i couldn't walk straight to save me, i found the bathroom and puked for about an hour....and fell asleep there til my roommate just woke me up about an hour ago. he shook me awake because my skin was faded gray and he thought i was dead! he was crying when i opened my eyes... i'm scared to go to the doctor now....i never want to see opiates ever again. i'm still shaky from the side effects and wore out from the strain on my body... i'm not writing for u to pity me, but to understand...i will never ever pop pills after that again. i really thought i was going to die on the floor of my bathroom this morning, cold, scared, and all alone...i dunt wa

Giveaway No 3
Glitter My Words Lets do this again, I will keep the giveaways to 20 contestants ..to keep it affordable,(fu bucks giveaway is unlimited) time limits will be posted under your pictures along with your prize and points needed. BLING PACKS:( I will offer 5 of these ) 5,000 comments........One week time limit. ----------------------------------------------------- ONE DAY BLAST: 5,000 comments.........One week time limit. ---------------------------------------------------- 3 DAY BLAST: 7,500 comments........10 day time limit --------------------------------------------------- ONE MONTH VIP OR 7 DAY BLAST Either of the above.............10,000 comments........Two week time limit --------------------------------------------------- 4 TICKER MESSAGES 10,000 comments.......Two week time limit. -------------------------------------------------- 30 DAY BLAST OR 3 MONTH VIP I will only offer one each of these..............25,000 comments........Three week time limit

Bourbon Pecan Pie
Ingredients Amount Ingredient Preparation The Crust 1 1/4 cups flour, all-purpose 1 teaspoon salt 4 tablespoons butter sweet, cold, cut up 3 tablespoons vegetable shortening cold 3 tablespoons water ice The Filling 3 large eggs beaten 1 cup sugar 1/2 cup corn syrup, light 1/2 cup corn syrup, dark 1/3 cup butter melted, unsalted 2 tablespoons bourbon whiskey 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 cup pecans chopped Directions 1. Crust - Place flour, sugar and salt in bowl of food processor. Pulse just to combine. Add butter and shortening. Pulse until mixture resembles coarse meal. With machine running, slowly pour in water. Process just until mixture begins to come together. Gently press dough into a ball. Wrap in plastic and refrigerate for 30 minutes. 2. On a lighly floured surface, roll out dough to fit a 9 in. plate. Place dough in plate and trim, crimp edges. 3. Preheat oven 375 degrees. 4. FILLING Whisk tog

Kidney Walk
CLICK THE PICTURE It is that time of year again, time for the Boston Kidney Walk. My mother had a kidney transplant coming up on 7 years ago in October 2001. My uncle (her baby brother) was the donor for my mother. Eleven years ago my father was on dialysis before he passed away in 1997. If you could donate to help other patients who are suffering with chronic kidney disease. If you are interested in walking the Kidney Walk, let me know and we can all walk together. It is a fun event with free admission to the Franklin Park Zoo in Boston, MA. The date is May 18 rain or shine. Thank you, Emily

Easy To Do/hard To Get
PLEASE HELP KING GET HIS HAPPY HOUR I am trying to win a happy hour. If you could fan/rate/add Stephanie Lynn and in the note tell her King Domino sent you it would help me out greatly. It is that simple no bombing, rating pics, etc just add/rate/fan and say King Domino sent you. thanks everyone for your help picture link below. Stephanie Lynn@ fubar (repost of original by 'stormwoman~co of wolves of wiccan society~' on '2008-04-01 04:38:30') (repost of original by 'King Domino ¢âCowboys Fan 4 Lyfe¢â Walking With Jesus' on '2008-04-02 16:32:04') (repost of original by 'stormwoman~co of wolves of wiccan society~' on '2008-04-02 16:44:31') (repost of original by 'King Domino ¡ÙCowboys Fan 4 Lyfe¡Ù Walking With Jesus' on '2008-04-02 17:05:01') (repost of original by 'stormwoman~co of wolves of wiccan society~' on '2008-04-02 17:16:23')

Hot Mommas Club
MySpace Dividers ~NEW TO FUBAR THE FIRST OFFICIAL HOT MAMA CLUB~ TO JOIN MY NEW CLUB, MUST A LADY,A MAMA, FRIEND IN YOUR COMMUNITY. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN JOINING, PLEASE E-MAIL ME YOUR NAME AND A VOTE WILL BE CAST WITH OTHERS MEMBERS OF THE CLUB. BIG POPPA IS MY NAME AND REPLACING THEM IS MY GAME. GET IN WHERE YOU FIT IN.......................! ASST AND GRAPHIC DESIGNER IS AKAMRS. T ~DANGER~ YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF ~Danger~YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF~THE DREAM TEAM~@ fubar ~NYCE-N-SLOW IS THE NAME NYCE-N-SLOW~DYLON'S DIVA~THE DREAM TAEM ~@ fubar HUGGABLE LOVABLE JEN

All These Friends And No Love!
I know many of you were with Club Fantasia and for personal reason it closed. Well I want you to all know it is reopened and its the same awesome ppl that were in the last Fantasia so i'd like to invite all my great friends and fans back to the awesome Fantasia!!! We have some wonder new staff aswell as alot of the old staff so come back and be part of our family again!!!

My Perfect Man
Ok so over the last few months I have been doing a lot of thinking of what I want in a man. What will make me happy in a relationship. Well here is what I have come up with so far. I want a MAN!! Not a boy!! I want a confident, trustworthy, loyal and non abusive man. A man strong enough in who he is to handle me. Someone strong enough to be a bad boy when need to be but wise enough to know its not always required. To be strong enough to handle my strong feelings. To allow me to break down and be a weak female once in a while. Granted I am a very strong woman, but I was raised to be this way. I want to know that me and my children will be safe. I want to feel like a woman next to her man. I want the freedom to be strong and the safe harbor to go to when I need to break down and be weak. Most importantly to have a man that won't abuse me. I want someone that will listen to me when I talk, just like I will listen to them. Someone that will allow me to make my mis

Rant!!!!!
Aloha Everyone, just a quick rant as to what has happened to Lost Cherry oops, Cherrytap OOps again, FUBAR. Since the begining it was fun and no BS, now it has turned into what we feared the most... Myspace with nudity. Now There are a lot of great folks out there. I have rated everyone of them 10's of course. I may not be a chatter or a louge lizard but I do rate and comment when neccesary. TO all of you on my friends list who never ask for blasts and other shit like that Thank you. I will always rate your bombs and pics and never ask to see your private folders. I also will never leave rude or inappropriate comments on your pics of pages. Maybe one day this place will return to the glory it once was. As for the friggen bouncer thing, that just pisses me off. Oh and BTW i folded and post a damn salute pic so get off my friggen back. If I have missed fanning you or rating pics let me know and I will get ya soon. I actually do it the old way.. one pic at a time. tedious but hey why c

Are You Disturbingly Profound Or Profoundly Disturbing?--i'm Disturbingly Profound--what Are You?? Link To Quiz In My Stash Quizzes.
You Are Disturbingly Profound You're contemplative, thoughtful, and very intense. Taking time to figure out the meaning of life is a priority for you. Because you're so introspective, you often react in ways that surprise people. No one can really understand how you are on the inside... and that disturbs them. Are You Disturbingly Profound or Profoundly Disturbing?

Turkish Chicken Thighs
The acidity of the yogurt helps tenderize the chicken and keep it moist. If you can't find hot paprika, substitute 2 teaspoons sweet paprika and 1/4 teaspoon cayenne. Prep Time: 10 minutes Ready in: 1 hour 40 minutes (including 1 hour of marinating) Yield: 4 servings Ease of Prep: Moderate Recipe Ingredients 8 bone-in chicken thighs (about 3 1/2 pounds total), skin removed, trimmed 1 tablespoon lemon juice 1 cup low-fat plain yogurt 2 cloves garlic , minced 1 tablespoon minced fresh ginger 2 teaspoons hot paprika 1 1/2 teaspoons dried mint 1/2 teaspoon salt Recipe Directions 1. Place chicken in a large bowl. Add lemon juice and toss to coat. Whisk yogurt, garlic, ginger, paprika, mint and salt in a separate bowl. Pour the yogurt mixture over the chicken and stir to coat. Cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate for at least 1 hour or up to 24 hours. 2. Position rack in upper third of oven; preheat broiler. Remove the chicken from the marinade

Poetry...
"IN THE MEADOW" White, wind-swept wigwams Snow-capped peaks in the distance Surround our meadow. A brook--- silver thread Waist-deep and winding wetness Divides our meadow. We lie, live, and die Regenerate and fly And soar into the sky! Our lusts and our passions Are fueling these progressions Through organic creations! White, wavering walls--- Your willing breasts and you thighs--- Surround your meadow. A crease--- pink crevice--- Wistful and winding wetness Divides your meadow. We lay, love, and play Re-discovering the way To be happy all the day! Our lusts and our passions Are fueling these progressions With orgasmic submissions! copyright 2006-2008 by Michael Lofton

Imma Gonna Bitch For A Sec...
I am so damn sick of doing other people's jobs! The incompetent fucks around this hospital are really getting to me. If and when I complain I get told my the bosses "They've been told what to do and they don't do it." Well if someone isnt doing their job, shouldn't they be reprimanded or fired?? Not just allowed to go on as the worthless bastards they are? I dont get paid what I should for my job anyways, let alone having to do someone elses job for them too. I should be able to come in in the morning and not have to worry about other people having done their job correctly.

Creatures
Did you watch Godzilla right before bedtime? A lot of our unknown creatures come from visual images out of horror films. However, they may possess power or destructive potential that hits at the core of our being. In these cases, we are confronted by a sense of angst or loss from unknown dangers through these creatures. There are some mixed creatures that are more playful, however. These creatures may be combined characterization of favored friends or pets, or may come from favorite literature or mythology images. In this case, the images are positive for us.

Auctions's Over Come See Who Ownes Who!!!
Well all good thinks must come to a close. My very first auction was a success!! Thank you to all the people that helped so much with it (the bidding, making of the pics, and finding people to join.) Now on to the good stuff lets see who the new owners are: ~Bad Gil~ ~~Bad Girl~~ Proudly OWNED by Master Riggs!!@ fubar BY ~Master Riggs~ ~Master Riggs~ Proud Owner of Bad Girl and Alluring Redhead@ fubar ~Bad Boy~ (Bad Boy)@ fubar BY ~Magicsfun~ Magicsfun~fu spouses to Dream Goddess@ fubar ~Magic~ BY ~Shelly Lei~ ~Shelly Lei~ Wifey to My soldier John~JAK'S Naughty Girl~@ fubar ~Fun~ Magicsfun~fu spouses to Dream Goddess

Tues 05-27-08 (computerless World)
- - Tuesday, May 27. 2008 Computers ... computer problems ... That's the only thing I can think about - Seems fitting that it's my Topic for Discussion ... I've been experiencing computer issues for months and each time I fix something -or- think I fixed something It's either not what was wrong or something else GOES wrong! My RL is in shambles - but, thats not my issue -lol - It's because its so screwed up and outta control - That my salvation is by taking a break from said RL things, Is to relax in the cyber world -here- at the

My Hero/idol Billie Jean King
My hero/idol Billie Jean King I could write a book about what this woman means to me. The accomplishments she has made for women rights, gay rights and equality. Elton John wrote the song "Philadelphia Freedom" for her. The quintessential "battle of the sexes" was won by her. I could go on forever. However, I encourage you to learn the story for yourself. It's very inspiring to see how one woman has changed the world. Billie Jean and Bobbie Riggs Battle of the Sexes This is a poster I have with her signature on it.

If I Could
IF I COULD If I could just kiss you, but you have such a stare if I could just kiss you, but you’re eyes say beware If I could just hold you, so very tight if I could just hold you, whenever you’re in sight If I could just touch you, to see if you care if I could just touch you, but do I dare you stand there with that knowing smile on your face I stand here looking so stupid, a total disgrace she looks at me and makes her little coos I look at her and I’m afraid to make a move If I could think of the right words as she walks away if I could only come up with something to make her stop and stay But then she stopped and turned around with a look that could have knocked me down I come to her and she takes me by my hand she looks me in the eyes and says Stan If you want to kiss me, you have to come near If you want to kiss me, my lips are right here If you want to hold me, don’t feel any alarm If you want to hold me, just take me in your arms

Accident
My son,27, was hit by a car on saturday monring in Birmingham AL. I will be flying down on Thursday and returning Tuesday the 17th. Please keep him in your prayers. He went thru the windshield, scratched up his face badly and tore his arm out of the socket. There were no internal injuries. See all of my friends soon.

100 Years
I'm 15 for a moment Caught in between 10 and 20 And I'm just dreaming Counting the ways to where you are I'm 22 for a moment She feels better than ever And we're on fire Making our way back from Mars 15 there's still time for you Time to buy and time to lose 15, there's never a wish better than this When you only got 100 years to live I'm 33 for a moment Still the man, but you see I'm a they A kid on the way A family on my mind I'm 45 for a moment The sea is high And I'm heading into a crisis Chasing the years of my life 15 there's still time for you Time to buy, Time to lose yourself Within a morning star 15 I'm all right with you 15, there's never a wish better than this When you only got 100 years to live Half time goes by Suddenly you’re wise Another blink of an eye 67 is gone The sun is getting high We're moving on... I'm 99 for a moment Dying for just another moment And I'm just dreaming Counting the ways to where you are 15 there's still time

Back To Business
I've started making soap and some other crafts... The soap is all handcrafted from natural ingredients. The pricing varies due to the cost of each batch... And yes this is Chocolate soap... I also have Chocolate milk bath Take a look and yes I am selling them you can message me if you are interested...

Tag!
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? charger 2. Your significant other? none 3. Your hair? long 4. Your mother? sleeping 5. Your father? passed 6. Your favorite thing? sunshine 7. Your dream last night? dunno 8. Your favorite drink? coke 9. Your dream/goal? happiness 10. The room you're in? den 11. Music? country 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? happy 14. Where were you last night? working 15. What you're not? fake 16. Muffins? blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? car 18. Where you grew up? Ohio 19. The last thing you did? yawned 20. What are you wearing? pj's 21. TV? off 22. Your pets? none 23. Your computer? IBM 24. Your life? good 25. Your mood? relaxed 26. Missing

Help Me Get To Godmother..thanksjennicense
WANNA HELP AN AWESOME FU TO GODMOTHER? WELL HERE'S YOUR CHANCE! MY CLUB FAR CO-CAPTAIN AND PARTNER IN CRIME HAS WORKED SO HARD TO GET TO GODMOTHER SO LET'S GET HER THERE!! Addictive~RL & Fu Fiancee to & owned by DJ Army Medic~Jager Bombers Officer~Club Far Team Capt~Shado@ fubar LISA GOES OUT OF HER WAY TO HELP EVERYONE OUT SO FAN HER, ADD HER, RATE HER, BLING HER....SHOWER HER WITH LOVE! SHE'S ONLY 384K AWAY SO PLEASE LET'S HELP HER REACH HER GOAL! BROUGHT TO YOU WITH LOVE AND ADDICITIVENESS: Jennicense *Shadow Leveler* Spanker* Club FAR Capt.* Member of Fubar's Flaming Hotties*DSC*@ fubar (repost of original by 'Jennicense *Shadow Leveler* Spanker* Club FAR Capt.* Member of Fubar's Flaming Hotties*DSC*' on '2008-06-26 12:19:34')

A Fun Im With A Boy On Cam
karmas_chyld: did you do that harness yourself ? masterdark6969: yes madam karmas_chyld: nice work masterdark6969: thank you madam masterdark6969: its hard to do on yourself, i can normally do a better job masterdark6969: so any command madam karmas_chyld: LOL no masterdark6969: ah karmas_chyld: LOL I am not here to get your rocks off doll masterdark6969: i know, I am here to please you karmas_chyld: good boy masterdark6969: i was hoping i might do something that would please you madam masterdark6969: is there anything i can do madam karmas_chyld: LOL nice clothes pins karmas_chyld: I have nipple clamps with weights masterdark6969: i have clamps, no wieghts, would you like me to see if i can get them karmas_chyld: I do have a comand... line your dick with clothes pins .. as many as you can fit on it masterdark6969: ouch masterdark6969: ok madam masterdark6969: should this be enough karmas_chyld: yep karmas_chyld: get started masterdark6969: just on my dic

Jackass 2
Well, someone convinced me to watch Jackass 2 and, as I expected, it is terrible. I mean, seriously, the things these guys do are just ridiculous. Some of the pranks are semi funny, but overall they just do stupid shit that's pointless and/or disgusting. Why the fuck was this movie so popular? What is the world coming to?

Bullsh*t
Okay. So I recently had a picture flagged as NSFW. Now normally you can tell why something is flagged. Albight it may be a RETARDED reason, but you can sort of maybe direct yourself down the train of thought that may have caused them to see something as NSFW. However this time, I am 100% stumped. I have had this pic up for QUITE sometime. No problems. None at all. It's not obscene, it's not offensive, it's not lewd, sexual, or racially prejudice, nor does it offend people based on religious or sexual preferance. It's a simple pic that I've had up and as my default for quite sometime. "What is this pic that could get Johnny so fired up about?" you may ask yourself. Well, here's the link. I don't dare show it in my blog because then my BLOG will be NSFW. The Evil pic that has signaled the downfall of HUMANITY Now can anyone, HONESTLY tell me what the hell is offensive or NOT SAFE FOR WORK in this picture? What about this picture makes viewing it at work so horribly wrong?

How Well Do You Know Syn?
I can't help but to sit and wonder how much people actually pay attention to me, so I have come up with a lil "quiz" to see exactly how well people might know me, or how little. The best part about this is that I will reward anyone who takes this quiz with 1000 fubux for each correct answer. So if you're interested, copy and paste this quiz and send it to me in a private message, I will review it, and award you the fubux u earned. (copy&paste below this line) -------------------------------------------------- 1. What is my real name? 2. What city was I born in? 3. What is my fav. color? 4. What is my fav. band? 5. What is Syn short for? 6. What is my fav. movie? 7. What is my fav. book? 8. What nationality am I? 9. What is my preferred alcoholic drink? 10. What is my preferred non-alcoholic drink? 11. What brand cigs do I smoke? 12. What is both my dog's names? 13. What model/make car do I drive? 14. What is my biggest turn on? (Hint

Online: Real Or Fake?
A friend of mine posted a MuMM asking if everyone online is fake, or if there are real people out there. I left a lengthy comment on the MuMM and have decided to carry it over to a blog. I think the internet gets a bad rap when it comes to whether the people who spend their time in chat forums are real or fake. Everyone is real, obviously, but not everyone is telling the truth. People can lie just as easily in person as they can over the internet, in my opinion (and experience). It may be easier and take less time to prove or disprove the lie in person though. Some people get online purely for entertainment. They don't care to create "real" bonds of friendship, and couldn't be concerned less with hurting someones feelings or what the repercussions may be due to their callousness. It's just a fun way to pass the time and cure boredom, or make them feel better about themselves by whatever means they find. Other people take it more seriously, and truly care about the peopl

Lil Update :)
I had my surgery on my arm about 3 weeks ago, then about a week ago they had to go in a 2nd time because the staples got infected so they had to clean it out, so now....im on the road to recovery, been moving my arm and hand some, so odd having use of one hand, dont think I could ever get used to this, I really feel for people who are like this perm. My kids are doing as good to be expected, trying to get used to the fact that their gramma isnt here anymore, sill feels like a bad dream to me, havent fully grieved yet, so much going on with my arm etc....I'll be back when I can, miss u all....xoxox

Finding Some Fu-friends To Join
Peeps, Trying to get about 20-25 friends to form a ratings group. leveling these days if your not part of one is rough, but with a group effort would make things real easy. I've gotten this far without the aid of a vip, HH, or spotlight(not really the one to contribute to the corporate pig)but if i must, i will so if your interested, pls contact me

For Shelly
JAK's naughty girl is always busy with showing luv to all those who know her and yet rarely ever gets the same luv in return. Would you be sooooo kind as to rate, fan, add, crush, or bling my babygirl? It would mean so much to me!!! If thats too much to ask fubuck donations would be cool too!!! ~Devil's Advocate~ ¢¾John's Wifey~Mikey's Lil Shelly FuFu~JAK's Spoiled Girl~@ fubar Be sure to tell this angel JAK sent ya!!!

My Dear Friend Bart!
I lost a dear and wonderful friend this week to a tragic fishing accident. He was a kind man who was always happy and fun loving. He lost his life trying to save other fishermen who's boat went down. Bart Loved playing the Guitar and Singing. Below is a Picture of him playing at my Birthday cookout in April! Barton "Bart" Joseph Zimmerman 10/09/1958--08/04/2008 FISHERMAN'S PRAYER I Pray that I may live to fish until my dying day.— And when it comes to my last cast.- I then most humbly pray:— when in the Lord's great landing net and peacefully asleep that in His mercy I be judged.......... Big Enough to Keep LOVE YOU BART

You Can Be Just Like One Of These "lucky" People
Lucky and I would like to thank all those that have entered our RAFFLE!!! Also want to remind you it goes until the 16th so if your not happy with how many entries you have or you don't have any, time is not up yet!!! We wanted to give a round of applause to all those great people we consider the stars in our skies!! (listed below is everyone and how many entries they have so far... if our count is wrong or you should be on this list and aren't please let me know so i can fix it!!!) everyone loves me!!30 entries

Bad Student
Kid comes home from school and his mother asks him, "How was school son?" He replies, "It wasn't good at all Mom, I had sex with my teacher." She blows up and tells him to go imediately to his room. His father gets home and walks into his room to find he is looking at some porno mags and says to his son, "You had sex with your teacher son?" Kid replies, "Yeah it wasn't good." The father says well your only 14 years old and you have done a good job, well go tomorrow and get that new bike you have always wanted. They go there the next day and buy it. Then the father asks him, "Do you want to ride it home or just put it in the back of the truck? " The kid replies, "I better just put it in the back of the truck." They get into the truck and the father asks his son, "So why didn't you wanna ride it home?" The son tells him, "Because Mr. Green got me in the butt pretty hard yesterday."

Wanna Own Me???
JLYNN NEEDS AN OWNER Do you have what it takes to own Jlynn? How about you find out Just click the pic below & Place your bid EVEN IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BID PLEASE RATE HER PIC! (repost of original by '°o.O[reLLa]O.o°' on '2008-08-25 22:30:50')

Bling Auction
BLING AUCTION! Do you love blings? Do you know what you get out of them? Would you like to have a Bling pack? Have a Limo bling? How much in fu-bucks are you willing to give? You want them?Come and get them! very single playmate is having a bling auction! Shes auction a limo bling and a small bling pack! You want them? Well come and get them! Come and place your bid! Theres soo many points you can get from them! Click on the pictures below to place your bids! You know you want them! Music Video:DON'T CHA (by Pussycat Dolls)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone (repost of original by '~*~sailor saturn~*~fu owned by lonewolf92 & Big Tom~*~' on '2008-08-31 03:55:32')

A Dark Corner Of My Mind
thoughts flying familiar shadows searching waiting wondering an enigma kind yet cruel seeing yet blind it waits stalking innocence eyes flutter pulse races sweat beads nails bite flesh torn answers found unwanted and discarded tears fall inner demons scream quiet solace darkness overwhelms silence has won

Empty
I live in a world where love doesn't exist, Only sadness and hate that it does consist. Butterflies once fluttered in my stomach here & there, Now it's empty & when I sleep I get the same nightmare. Don't make me suffer anymore, Everything seems like a bore. I want to be so far away from here, Take me from this place which I fear. The happiness I once had inside has been left behind, And been replaced with something mean and unkind. I don't want this feeling to be gone, It brings me sorrow but I don't want it to leave me all alone. This love used to glow and glistened, Now all thats left is small and abandoned. Why does everyone just want to hurt and dislike me? I try to fix things and bring joy so terribly. Theres no longer any determination left inside, All I want to do is give up and hide. The evil thing tortures me and hurts me so bad, Theres nothing to save me and make me glad. Some days I want to get up and run away, Other times I feel worthless and must

You Want Nsfw Piccys? Tysm Dawn, Love Ya Hun!
You want NSFW pictures? Well then don't click any of these links If you are looking for Ladies with Poise, Class, Intelligence and Charm Ladies that know they have more to offer than a few free shots of some T & A If you are a gentleman, then these are the ladies for you Show them Love, Show them Respect, but most importantly Bling the heck out of us...LOL ~PURE SUGA~ Fu-owned by Jimbo65@ fubar WendyCaroline#CLUB F.A.R. MEMBER@ fubar grlskikass2* REGIMENT BOMBER MANAGER*@ fubar ♥ Dawn ♥@ fubar ♬ Serendipity ☆@ fubar *SEXYGIRLBLONDE*#17*GODFATHER*1st,Oracle* FAN/RATE B4 ADD,TY*@ fubar

All Members Please Read Carefully And Respond!
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE NOT AWARE OF THE FACT THAT I OFTEN TYPE IN CAPS, YOU ARE AWARE NOW...I JUST FEEL THAT IT EASIER TO READ, AND IT IS EASIER AND FASTER FOR ME TO TYPE THIS WAY! I ROLL LIKE THAT SOMETIMES! A SITUATION HAS ARISEN THAT I WANT TO BE EXTREMELY CLEAR ABOUT, AS I AM EXTREMELY DISTURBED BY IT! A LONG TIME MEMBER HAS ENTERED A GIVEAWAY FOR AN AUTO-11 GIVEAWAY, WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE AND CONSENT, WHICH IS STRICT NO-NO!!! SHE PRESENTED HERSELF TO ONE OF THE SPONSORS THAT I HAVE DEVELOPED A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH FOR GIVEAWAYS FOR CLUB MYSTIC, AND HAS INFORMED AT LEAST TWO OF OUR FAMILY MEMBERS THAT SHE HAD QUIT CLUB MYSTIC. HMMM, SHOULDN'T SHE HAVE COME TO ME WITH THAT? WHAT REALLY KILLS ME IS THAT I WAS THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED THIS GA IDEA TO THE SPONSOR, AND SECURED FIVE SPOTS FOR US, NOW SHE HAS COST US ONE OF THEM THE EX-MEMBER THAT I AM REFERRING TO IS CATHY AKA PURPLEDOLPHIN.....SHE KNOWS THAT WHAT SHE DID WAS WRONG, AND STRICTLY AGAINST THIS FAMILY'S PHILOSOPH

What Kind Of Ice Cream?
You Are Chocolate Chip Ice Cream You are kind, popular, and generous. You tend to be successful at anything you try. A social butterfly, you are great at entertaining a crowd. You are most compatible with strawberry ice cream. What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?

Just My Thoughts....again Lol
Okay I know this is fubar and I know that there a lot of fun loving lemme see ya naked people out there. Woohoo love to all of ya but, I'm not one that will show "that" kind of stuff to just anyone. I believe in having fun don't get me wrong but I will only be doing that with the one I'm with. I know that there are others out there just like me. I just wonder where there hiding... lemme know if you see them. I do know of some. That's why there on my friends list. :) Just my thoughts...

Police Arrest Mich. Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex
THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) -- Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash. The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit. Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act. The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.

Which Tagmaker Do U Like????
The tagmaker position is open and we have three members that have made a sample tag. I thought it should be on the family members to vote which one they like the best!! Here are the sample ID tags...Click on link to see better!! #1 #2 #3 Just leave a comment saying which tag you like and the one with the most votes will be the new tagmaker!!! This vote ends at 6 p.m. EST Saturday!! Thanx your friend Scooter

Contest
I was Leary about entering contest after being screwed royal in the Hot Marina giveaway. Me and Tat_man both killed ourselves to do 40.000 comments finish it and never got anything as did a lot of her other entry's. Here was my link the page is still open. fubar.com photo: 2560362512 ] Here a lifetime fubar rank of #40 A Legend #23 her page is still going here on fubar and she's on her way to Oracle. And she screwed god knows how many in this one giveaway had 80 people entered in and more then half got nothing for finishing and doing all that work. She hasn't been seen on here in months but she still climbs the ranks here on fubar go figure. You can find her page here http://fubar.com/user/144345 Biggest fake on fubar this is sure one in my book. So I figured I'd finally give it another try. I started a contest October 11 that ends on Nov 1st. And thanks to all of you that did really try to help me I will never forget you and I wont forget the lesson this time taught me ei

Wtfever...
Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch... Just another day in Fuville, someone griping about this, or griping about that. I have to tip my hat to Dawn for posting a bulletin yesterday that mirrored the opinion of myself. The self proclaimed "return all love" gang. Now I'm well aware that it's damn near IMPOSSIBLE to return all love given especially the popular on here. With the first run w/ auto 11s, I was so far behind in returning the love that I am 100% sure I missed someone, or several someones. To them I apologize and do thank them for their help. To those of you that just want to grumble and bitch just to hear yourself type, get a new hobby.. that game is played out. Instead of bitching and whining about nobody rating your new pics or stash, ask yourself this.. when is the last time you left your own lil corner of FuVille and actually talked to your "family" members here? Or for that matter, when's the last time you visited their profiles? I can answer that.. the last

I Have The Bestest Friends...
I've been kicking myself for barely being able to keep a thought straight in my head. I feel like a stupid blonde airhead. Not working and solving problems has made it worse. But today, talking to my mom, I've realized something. In the span of 3 months, *my best friend died *I almost got divorced *I was diagnosed with severe depression *I lost my job *I was diagnosed with breast cancer Now I'm wondering why my head hasn't just up and exploded on me. I know I have some very supportive friends here, and having you around has helped me soooo much! Just being able to blog and rant about what's getting to me... has really made a difference. Thank you all &hearts

An Update....
Ok, to the earlier blog some have asked and some people haven't, but to those that di here is your scoop!! As some know I take a break from 8-9 to watch my show ...kinda a crime thing and watching for updates on important cases... So we push to last night around 9pm I seemed to miss something...so about 920 I start hearing screams from my hallway. They aren't the type you want to hear. As I exited my apartment, which is in a good area of Pittsburgh and was met at the door by the local police. They advised me of a man being shot...huh say what...not in my house you know. So for the next few hours it was interviews, crime scene and another interview till they left at 4am. In the midst of that time a lot went through my head not just in this, but in everyway. I tried to sleep, but each time I layed down the dread filled my head with fear, guilt, sorrow, anger in the end thankful for one reason; my son Isaac wasn't here for once. The calls had to be made to my family and ex cau

Team 1 (revised)
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE...HIT ME - HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD, AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM.LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS....ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS...REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S and Lost Boyz ?**1-800-u-wish~Pu$$ycatPlaymate~CoOwnerOfFuAngels**? ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER

I’m Sorry
I’m Sorry by BlueWolf © I’m sorry for the things I’ve done I want you to know you’re the only one The girl I think about night and day There are so many things I have to say If nothing ever comes to mind I’ll still care for you all of time So as I sit at a second glance I’m praying for another chance To prove to you how much I care To prove to you I will always be there In my heart forever more With your love I’ll never be poor So I’m asking you once again I might have to ask you as a friend Please take me back one more time Please take me back so I can be your’s And you can be mine

Liar Part 3
I told her she could shout everyone...she didnt mean to hurt anyones feelings but shes just doing what I told her to do...I have been spending 18 hours a day on here bombing and she got frustrated cause shes watching her bar tab at all these FuBombers who claim they cant bomb yet they are showing up in the bartab leaving ppl profile comments and voting on MUMM's. I guess MUMM'ing is easier than bombing? I dont know. But I am tired and trying to keep us in first in this thing and Im not getting any help. She is just doing that I told her she could do. None of the other managers ecept Tee are even bombing, let alone trying to get thier ppl to bomb... --------------------------------------LOL SHES THE ONLY ONE BOMBING NONE OF US HELPED AT ALL!!!!!!!!! NO LIFE IF YOUR A FU-BOMBER-----THIS IS FROM TEE A PM---------------------Second, Peggy wanted me to ask you if you could possibly use your status to let the Family know what we are doing.. ie "Bomb Willy" instead of everything else. Hope

On Air
Ashes 2 Ashes!!! Dj Ash IS ROCKIN' THE HOUSE OUT TONITE! CLICK ON HER PIC TO HEAR HER NOW! PLEASE CLICK THE LINK BELOW AND VISIT HER PAGE TODAY! ♥ Ashton ~Asst. Manager & DJ @ Saints & Sinners~ Fu Girl to Xenobies♥@ fubar

The Cupcake Test
What Your Cupcake Says About You At parties, you are energetic and outgoing. You really feel comfortable in a crowd. You hardly have any restraint. You only hold yourself back when absolutely necessary. The most important thing in your life is fun. You are laid back, flexible, and easy to get along with. To know you is to care for you. The Cupcake Test

Tagged By Not Tellin.
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Desk 2. Your significant other? Sigh 3. Your hair? Red 4. Your mother? Ill 5. Your father? Dead 6. Your favorite thing? Candles 7. Your dream last night? Secret 8. Your favorite drink? Coke 9. Your dream/goal? Travel 10. The room you're in? Mine 11. Music? Matchbox 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Dunno 14. Where were you last night? Here 15. What you're not? Crazy 16. Muffins? Yum 17. One of your wish list items? Health 18. Where you grew up? Kentucky 19. The last thing you did? Grrr'ed 20. What are you wearing? Jammies 21. TV? No 22. Your pets? Gone 23. Your computer? New 24. Your life? Nice 25. Your mood? Frisky 26. Missing someon

I'm A Filthy Whore
Ok, so earlier tonight some little boy posted a mumm asking if you should have to pay 100 bucks to get married on fubar. Undiscovered soul said the following: December 21, 2008 @ 5:06 pm im not too worried about it since i dont see anyone asking me to marry them make believe or not. I, being the curious babysatan that I am, wanted to know how she really felt so I went and sent her a fuproposal saying she had to answer the little boy's question. She accepted and still hasn't answered the question. Poi found out about the curious about the proposal and now she's telling me I'm a filthy whore for fucheating on her. I am publicly apologizing, both to my Poi for being a cheating whore and to Undiscovered Soul for the pity proposal.

Merry Christmas To All My Family & Friends
I have been trying to leave profile comments but since they have messed up this particular feature, I am not able to leave any, I have sent a message to to fubar support so I dont know when this will be fixed...so it's not that I dont want to leave these comments I just cant right til this bug gets fixed. So Anyway I just wanted to wish everyone a.......... Sexy Comments & Profile GraphicsI hope you have a "Very Merry Christmas"Deb

Talk About California Girls... Yummy!
Come Rock with Cali4nialovin's Pacific Coast Party; only at Hot Rocks Radio Wednesday 3-6 P.M. Eastern. I'll make sure you get your rocks off!! Click on the Hot Rocks Radio Lounge banner below to join the party!

Please Read
I promised not to be sappy/mushy in my public Happy New Year blog but I won’t make that same promise for this one. Also this is a long blog but I can’t help that. I also want to add if you’re not directly mentioned in here that does NOT mean you aren’t someone I value knowing and being a friend of. The people listed here are just ones that some are really best friends of mine or people who have really impacted me. Some of them are a huge reason of why I know a lot of other friends and people who I care for and love knowing. I wish I had the time to list everyone and say something about each and every one of you, but that would take so much time. If you’re not on here and still want to know what I would say about knowing you, just let me know and I’ll tell you. Also the ones below that I do mention are in no certain order. Just kind of went with the flow. Wait, I take that back. The first person I’m gonna mention is because if I hadn’t interacted with that person I might not k

Good Luck (stolen From Bull)
1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies. 2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie. 3. Post them here for everyone to guess. 4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie. 5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1) Hello, Vinny. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check! 2) The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules! *the bull god got this right* 3) You've poisoned me for the last time, you wretched girl! * the Bull god got this * 4) There's nothing the matter with my face. I got character! * The Bull god got this * 5) Are you gonna vanish into thin air again? * mental got this right * 6) A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal. * the bull god got this right * 7) If you're gonna start the killing, you best star

Lub, Troo Lub
· friend Gutter Slut™ changed relationship status: In a relationship! 12 mins ago · friend C.A.M.™ changed relationship status: In a relationship! 15 mins ago Cam and Cammy, Sitting in a tree! P-O-S-T-I-N-G First comes love then fu-marriage then Fu-baby in a baby carriage

Cancer
in my blog what thanksgiving means to me i told u about my mother and her cancer.. well her sister was told today that she has ovarian cancer.. this means.that all 5 siblings have had cancer 2 r fighting it now and 3 have passed away from it.. man cancer is an evil evil thing.. it has destroyed our family... so i am thankful for everyday i have.everyday i get to wake up.. everyday i get to love, laugh. cry. i am thankful that i get to feel all feelings.. cause that means i am alive...

Nemesis Wanted!
An actual Craigslist posting. I think everyone should have one! Henchmen/Henchwoman Needed 6 Month Contract (GTA) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: job-1001746799@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2009-01-21, 12:49PM EST I've been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I'm 35 years old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance. But somethings missing. I feel like I'm old before my time. I need to inject some excitement into my daily routine through my arm before its too late. I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping again. An addiction would be nice, but, in short, I need a nemesis. I'm willing to pay $350 up front and $350 after six months for you services as an arch enemy. Nothing crazy. Steal my parking space, knock my coffee over, trip me when Im running to catch the Go train and occasionaly whisper in my ear, "Ahha, we meet again". That kind of thing. Just keep me on m

My First Book Being Published!
Hey FUBAR!!! Just wanted all of FUBAR to know that my first book, "DARKSIDE OF THE PLANET" by David Lee Jones is coming out sometime in APRIL 2009... It will be available through the publishers website and several other bookselling outlets on the internet including amazon.com and lulu.com. Please buy a copy and tell your friends to by a copy and their friends and their friends friedns..... Thanks everybody! Sincerely, David Lee Jones

My Idea Of The Perfect Woman
My Idea of the perfect woman. 1. I've always had a soft spot for Blondes and redheads. This doesn't mean I don't like brunettes.. after all my ex wife was one... 2. she has to be a positive person. 3. she would have gorgeous eyes... I'm a sucker for eyes... 4. she would have a nice body.. I know some are going to say that makes me superficial... but a nice body to me is determined by me on a case by case basis. 5. she must be as freaky as I am...LoL Don't get me wrong... I like someone who is innocent... but they must be open to new ideas and experiences. 6. They must be loyal... and when I say Loyal... I don't just mean that they don't cheat... 7. They must be honest.. 8. Someone who isn't completely selfish... 9. Someone who doesn't have a problem communicating... not only their feelings, but also their hopes, dreams and desires... 10. Someone who is active. I like sitting at home watching a movie just as much as the next person... but c'mon now... some times ya gotta ge

Levels 1 - 20
Calling all DDR members!! And everyone else who may see this!! These awesome ppl need some help leveling!! Lets all go spank their pages and get them to the level!! Don't forget to F/R/A !! Pm me to be added!! Requirements: Must be a member of Dirty Deed Radio 250,000 points or less to level up for 21 and up Must rate back at least 50 pics to ppl who rate you *Exceptions can be made depending on situation* Please notify Silentlizard or DJ Kasper when you level!! *even if you wish to stay on the leveling blogs*

The Hanged Man
THIS WEEK'S CARD: THE HANGED MAN They say that going back to someone or something from your past isn’t normally a good idea, as though 'going back' is a 'step backwards'. Although this may sometimes hold true, it ertainly isn't always the case. Finding yourself in such a dilemma can cause a state of impasse or limbo where you really don’t know what to do for the best. This brings me to The Hanged Man card, a card that normally indicates the need to make some kind of self- sacrifice, or indicates a need for you to give someone or something up. We all know how very difficult this can be! ;- ) Contemplating how challenging such situations can be, especially when it concerns affairs of the heart, inspired me to write The Sign Post reading, which is now part of the membership readings. How do you know what or who you should give up? Are you considering giving up the right person or the right thing? Are you looking at your situation from the right perspective? Perhaps

My Valentine
Who would have guessed it would work out so well We met online and you cast your spell Be cautious I thought because I’d been thru hell But when our eyes met was the moment I fell Your smile and your hug made me weak in tha knees Your touch and demeanor put me quickly at ease You were sweet and genuine, those were tha keys You were the calm in tha roughest of seas I dream and hope then I smile and pray That I bring a smile to your face each and every day I look deep in my heart to come up with a way To show you I care more than words can say Cupid, has been here our hearts he did take He added his potion then gave them a shake He said its real love thats not easy to break Oh what a nice couple the two of you make So keep in your heart my love all the time Its yours and it’s free it wont cost you a dime I feel your love too, I’m blessed that its mine Hugs and Kisses to you, My Valentine

My Loves, My Valentines
I wake up in the mornings, stubble to the coffee maker and look over to the computer screen and smile.....nice to be able to say hello each day to some of the sweetest people I have had the pleasure of not meeting..lol... Just a wish to you all, a Happy Valentines Day, (my favorite). I have the greatest family and friends in real life but there are a choice few I have chatted with here that I will never forget.. Should we have the opportunity to meet...Let's not let it slip away....Let's do it.. Charlene

Mass Control Give Away Download
Mass Control Give Away DownloadThere will be more blog posts touching on the Mass Control techniques in more detail, but for now, I will leave you with one relationship building tip.Often we forget that when someone surfs the net, he's in a different frame of mind as compared to going to a shopping mall, watching TV or listening to radio. Even when he's on the net, his frame of mind is determined by the medium he's using at the moment.For example, if someone is using a search engine, he's usually in the frame of mind to get an answer to a question or to purchase something specific. Blog readers are usually looking for information or to be entertained.Let's be serious, there's plenty of people making dump truckloads of money on the Internet and they cannot teach anything worth a damn. Frank takes the most complex concepts and makes them simple -- and that is an incredible skill.And because he is such a great teacher...I bend over backwards when I hear his name mentioned anywhere to list

10 Signs You Just Might Be Addicted To Fubar!
So there I was sitting here on Fubar the other night when this new idea for a blog just came to me! So here it is the top 10 signs you just might be addicted to Fubar! I hope you find this as funny as my hubby did! 10. Instead of screaming out your hubby's real name during sex- you scream out his Funame. 9. Instead of calling each other hunny or dear you refer to each other by your Funames. 8.You reward your kids good grades by buyin them bling. 7. Whenever your kids bring home artwork, you rate them according to the Fubar cherry system. 6. If you have ever tried to pay any of your bills including Rent with your Fubucks. 5. There is more money in your Fuaccount than in your real bank accout-- GUILTY! 4. You spend more money on blings and VIP than food. 3. You have ever offered a booby or a vajay jay salute in exchange for a VIP or a Fupony. 2.You log into Fubar after your kids have gone to sleep and you don't log out until they are gettin up and gion to scho

Baby Christopher Service Tonight
In Loving Memory ofBaby ChristopherRest In PeaceOur Sweet AngelWe Now Come Together To SayGoodbye To A Dear Sweet Angel Who Was Taken Far Too Soon.Little did we knew that day, that God was going to call your name. In life we loved you dearly, and with your passing... we do the same.We Love You, Our Dear Little AngelWe ask that you join usThursday, February 26thAt 6:45 pm FuTime (9:45 pm EST)For a Memorial ServiceThis will be a time to share,and a time to heal.As we say goodbyeTo a dear sweet soul Who is all dearly lovedWe Love You Baby ChristopherPlease stop by and show your lo

For My Friends ......
I just wanted to say a big 'Thank You' to my friends, especially the ones that are in my family list. I want you all to know that i greatly value and appreciate your friendship. I have read two blogs this morning that friends have written and both of the people concerned have had problems with people whom they thought were friends. Please check out In my dreams or yours? and Metal Sandy blogs. I have been lucky that i have had friends whom have sent me blings but understood that i couldn't send blings back but only the free gifts. They haven't blocked me or not bothered with me cos i couldn't bling them back.They have blinged me cos they wanted to and not cos they wanted something back in return. It is the same with leaving me comments and rating what small amount of pics and stash i have at the moment. My friends know that i am unable to be here for long periods at the moment but they still stop by and leave me a comment/rate my stuff/leave me a gift ~ some people come more o

Say My Name Say My Name
Say her Name [1] - Say her name, say her name When no one is around you, say Helly I love you If you ain't runnin' game Say her name, say her name She's actin' kinda shady, She ain't callin' me Helly Why the sudden change? Say her name, say her name If no one is around you, say Helly I love you If you ain't runnin' game Say her name, say her name She's actin' kinda shady, ain't callin' me baby Better say her name Remember the other day I would call, she would say "Baby, how's your day?" But today, it ain't the same Every other word is "Uh huh", "Yeah, okay" Could it be that you are at the crib with Not J Helly If you took it there First of all, let me say I am not the one to sit around and be played So prove yourself to me I'm the girl that you claim Why don't you say the things that you said to me yesterday [2] - I know Helly say that I am assuming things Somethings going down, that's the way it seems Shouldn't be no reason why Helly's acting str

Own Me, Please!!!!!
Yes, I am in an auction once more......dont really get in these very often, however, Dj Sexy sheila, is one I own now and she asked me to join her auction, so here I am .....if you would like a 2thick of your very own, here is the link Just copy and paste into your browser http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=173531&albumid=1562185&i=2105315877&idx=0 thanks, Johnny, aka 2thick

3-15-09
Back in the Lost cherry days i use to do contest ...the contest were always fun and winners felt proud of there win in the end . Now a days it makes me sick to even think of doing contest because the site has changed so much ...plp want HHs and blings and shit ...its sad i think because a contest on here was always about having fun ,meeting new friends and even build a fun rivalry between other members. But when it was always over it was never about the prizes it was about the fun plp had and plp waiting to see what new contest i came up with next . i think the generation of fu members suck , with the exception of a few plp i've know for a while and some newer friends who actually come to fubar to kick back and have fun ...not like the money /popularity grubbing bastards ....So there you go some plp ask why i stop doing contest and such there you have it i blame the bastards ...lol

Bury My Heart In Africa
Bury my heart in Africa it's the last place I truly felt free! Bury my heart in Africa it is the place I felt at home! Let my ashes blow across the land. May they touch the places where the great ones walked,may they mix with and nurture the land, as the land has nurtured me.Let the grass where they are spread may the grass be green! So please bury my heart in Africa allow my soul to be free!!

Wtf
so hi all alittle about me my name is michael and i live in los angeles im a 3 star chef and im starting my own webshow so as you can imagen i work like all the time im looking for a friend and for the life of me i cant find one but hey what are you going to do right? lol ill up date this blog as often as i can but if you have any qustions let me know and ill answer any you have ~Michael

~fugone~but~not~fugotten~
Kissesxxxxxon~a~ropexxxxxxxxxo Make an on-line slide show at www.OneTrueMedia.com ........??????............?????? ....??????????....?????????? ..????????????????........?????? ??????????????????........?????? ???????????????????....????? ?? ??????????????????? ..??????? . ????????????????????????? ....?????????????????????? ......????????????? ?????? .........??????????????? ...........??????????? ............???????? .............?????? ...............??" MuShMuShLuV!!! FGL! AA (a) May ThE LoRd Be WiTh U AlWaYs! Kissesxxxxxon~a~ropexxxxxxxxxo

Maturing
compare maturing to the painting of a canvas. Ones life experiences to the brushstrokes of an artist. When a canvas is new, it is without beauty or character void of the sketches , the formation of visions and thoughts and the brushstrokes, that will make it the thing of beauty that the artist envisions……. the priceless and timeless painting that those with the ability to “see” will appreciate and view in reverence ………and so it is with life…..each day, month, year that goes by….brushstroke by brushstroke, layer upon layer, you gain beauty and character…….with each one of lifes experiences you gain depth……as lifes artist creates it’s masterpiece…..one never to be recreated, though possibly copied…..a one of a kind ……you have submitted to life and it has formed, shaped, corrected and directed you into the creature of beauty that you are …….And so W/we

Amazing...
The fucking hypocrites around here make me sick. I have now deleted 2 people over the last 2 days who I thought were my friends...but frankly, I don't care whatever...I'm just writing this so my silly ass doesn't cry because I'm an overly sensitive cunt.

Final Speech Of "the Great Dictator" By Charlie Chaplin
A little long but well worth reading! Hope... I'm sorry but I don't want to be an Emperor - that's not my business - I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible, Jew, gentile, black man, white. We all want to help one another, human beings are like that. We all want to live by each other's happiness, not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone and the earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful. But we have lost the way. Greed has poisoned men's souls - has barricaded the world with hate; has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed.

"gods: Greek, Roman Etc."
"Gods: Greek, Roman etc." Various gods such as these figures often represent idealized desires, obstacles, powers, or relationships. The presence of the god figure often comes as a superlative. Some examples of this include: Thor as the most strength, Zeus as the most wisdom, and Eros as the greatest sexual desire. We may either encounter these figures directly or feel ourselves as persons occupying their bodies or adopting their attributes. These experiences show us important features of ourselves as agents of action in the world. We are confronted by these superlatives and are either thwarted by them or become more self-aware in who we need to be in the circumstances and relationships of life. If you are a student of mythology, it may be useful to investigate your dreams for themes of power, problem-solving, and self-awareness.

Passing Time.
SO I WAS BORED, AND THOUGHT I WRITE A BLOG. IT WON'T BE ANYTHING INPORTANT. SO WHAT SHOULD I SAY.......MMMMMMMM, LET ME THINK. WELL I COULD SAY THAT BEING IN FUBAR AS BEEN REALLY INTERESTING TO SAY THE LEAST. ITS FUN, IN THE WAY THAT , ITS ALMOST LIKE A GAME. TRYING TO LEVEL UP, OR SEE HOW MANY FRIENDS U CAN GET. THOUGHT U DON'T EVEN TALK TO HALF OF THEM EVER. I LIKE GETTING BLINGS. FUN FINDING OUT WHAT NEW ONES WILL COME NEXT. I DO HAVE SOME GOOD FRIENDS ON HERE, THAT I TALK TO ONCE IN AWHILE. BUT MOSTLY FUBAR IS LIKE IT LOOKS , A BAR FOR YOUNG OR OLDER PEOPLE TRYING TO HOOK UP. I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND, THE REASON ALL THE WOMEN IN HERE HAVE TO SHOW THEMSELF , WITH NOTHING HARDLY ON, AND THAN THEY WONDER WHY GUYS TREAT THEM LIKE THERE JUST PLAY TOYS TO HAVE FUN WITH. FUNNY, THERE ARE SOME THAT ON THERE PROFILE, THEY SAY THERE NOT LOOKING FOR CYBER FUN, OR STUPIED STUFF. BUT THAN HAVE PIC'S OF THEMSELF, ALMOST OR ALL NAKED. MAKE UP YOUR MINED GIRLS, DO U WANT THE RESPECT

Trade Daily Pimpout X30 Days For Bling Pack
trade daily pimpouts x30 days for large bling pack Send Message if interestedI am trying to level but need your helpthis is what peolpe are paying mefor a single pimpout1000000 fucbuck from 'Jaded one'800000 fuBucks from '69lkhrbox'500000 fuBucks from "cute but'Just send me a message with price offer !

Saying Good Bye
Hello. I just wanted to give you all the heads up. I am saying good bye. I am here for two more weeks and I am going away. I have to sell my computer in order to get enough money together to fly my daughter down here. I didn't know trying to come up with $400 was going to be so hard. So I have to do what I have to do and I will miss you all so very much and I just reopened my lounge and it has to die since I won't be here. I am so very sorry to all it's new members and staff. I love you all. Cassie Aka Vampyresta!

The Promise
*The Promise* You are my first romance And Im willing to take all the chance Just to be with you forever I will be true to you Its a promise to you I do Till my Life end... When darkness fall Just look up the sky When you see a rainbow up above Im there in its tail To follow you and guide you To make your dreams came true You are my first and last My Love for you will never last Promise,You´ll wait for me Till the sunset is gone When the rainbows color vanished And the rain rinse y

Author's Note.
And that's just wot this is too, gentle reader, lol.This, is to distinguish between my rants(other blog set) and the attempts to hone again the blade of words.It is what it is.No political rants, no "State of the Union Adress" here.Just me, you, and words.Call it rehab for hack writers if ya will, lol.Gas tank's full, and I have no idea where I'm going, but there's room in the back if ya wanna ride with me.Just be warned, this machine's not always easy ta steer.But if it were, why that'd take all the fun out yes?

It Is What It Is....
GUESS WHAT?!?!?! I fucked Kaliko, Courtney, SmackDaddy AND SupaFly this weekend!!!!! Surprised???? Me too. Wud of liked to know too so I cud of enjoyed every minute of each one of em. This is my explanation as to why I am gone off this site. Over the last 10 months since I have come back I made it to Oracle. Yaaaay me!! I have made so many friends real and Fu and found so many other fakes, phonies and wannabe's I feel that no matter how hard someone can try the Fu will cross over into real life. You find friends, enemies, haters, tru love and even a baby daddy or mama off here . I have been through a lot in the last 10 months and those close to me know the deal. I have come to a point in my life that I need to do me, I LOVE my true friends and if ur lucky enuff to be one you know this, BUT with that being said once b!itches on here decided that MY life is more interesting than their own we have a problem. I DO ME so you DO U!! My ass became FuFamous on here for some dam reas

Hotties Of Fubar Auction: Want To Be In It?
I'm Running an Hotties of Fubar Auction! Want to be in it? 1. Send C51 Art Girl the picture of yourself that you want in the auction along with 15K in FuBucks and what your offering! 2. Auctions Starts on Jul. 1st at 12pm Fu Time and ends Jul. 31st at Midnight Fu time! C51 Art Girl: ︻╦╤─C51™ARTGIRL†AK*S51RLWify* Catacones420wnr✡RoyalHotie*5sMom*@ fubar

Ways To Die
Can someone tell me ways to die???? I can't deal with stuff anymore... my friend Holly is in the hospital....my breast cancer may have come back.. i dont see my daughter....i am losing my friends..all of them.. i just don't want to go through all this pain anymore...so.. pleaseeeeee help me.

Me
I've been sitting here thinking and thinking.. I don't know how to look good.. I don't know how to be seductive.. I don't know how to be flirtation... I don't know how to tease.... I don't know the basics of being feminine.. I don't know how to be what most men want.. BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I DO KNOW IS.. I KNOW HOW TO BE ME... AND YOU KNOW WHAT... THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!!!

Points Breakdown
Fubar points Breakdown WHEN YOU DO THE FOLLOWING YOU GET 3 points for rating a profile 2 points for leaving a profile comment 1 point for rating a photo 1 point for photo comment 1 point for stash rating 1 point for stash comment 0 points for fanning someone THE PERSON YOU HELPING OUT GETS THE FOLLOWING 11 points for fanning them 6 points for you rating thier profile 6 points for a photo rating 6 points for a photo comment 6 points for stash rating 6 points for stash comment 5 points for page comment Please keep in mind all points are doubled for you and them during Happy Hour As you can see when trying to level someone it pays to fan them Stash and pic rates and comments may be worth the same but I personally find it alot easier to rate stash than pics. Also for those of you that may not have realized as you can see it is also helping you out when your helping others A side note too: You DO NOT get any points for RIPPED PICS.. might pay to h

Heartless Fu-diva?
HEY FU-FOLK,WHATZ POPPIN? BEEN A WHILE SINCE I CHECKED N BLOGWISE SO I THOUGHT ID BETTER GIVE YA'S N UPDATE...WELL,ITZ LIKE THIS...LOL! MORE OFTEN THAN NOT I SEEM TO B TECHNILOGICALLY CHALLENGED.IM GETTIN LOTZ OF FU-LOVE LATEYAND IM FLATTERED N GRATEFUL 4 IT! IT MUST APPEAR 2 SUM OF U THAT I JUST TAKE IT 4 GRANTED THO AND I WANT U ALL 2 KNOW THAT THAT IZ NOT THE CASE.I LOST MY PC N A CUSTODY BATTLE(LOL) AND IT WUZ SO BROKEN-HEARTED THAT IT HAS SINCE DIED(R.I.P. BLACKIE),SO IM PRETTY MUCH LIMITED 2 USING THE INTERNET BROWSER ON MY CELLFONE OR MY ROOMMATE'S LAPTOP WHEN HE'S FEELIN GENEROUS.FUBAR ISNT VERY CELLFONE FRIENDLY SO ITZ HARD AND UMTIMES IMPOSSIBLE 2 RETURN ALL THE LVE I GET UNTIL I GET 2 A FRIEND'S PC.BUT IM SAVIN MY CASH AND I SHUD HAVE A PC N THE NEXT MONTH OR SO AND ILL B ABLE 2 LUV YA'S ALL PROPERLY. IN THE MEANTIME,TNX AGAIN 4 ALL THE LUV U'VE BEEN DROPPIN ON THIS ROCKERCHICK,B SAFE,N KEEP IT METAL...XOX

Name And I
Im a bitch and Names a seagull, we decided were clearing out some riff raff on our friends list.... Just to let everyone know.. that is all!! oh and yes im home and I have lots of work so I figuired Id blog. Flaky and Name

I Should Have Known...
The reasoning was not right and besides I had resolved myself sooo many years ago, I don't know what/why I was hopeful. I never needed the the status before, I certainly don't need it now! If it is meant to be it will still last a lifetime, just without the same benefits It is what it is...

Hugging
Hugging is healthy. It helps the body's immunity system, keeps you healthier, cures depression, reduces stress, induces sleep, is invigorating, is rejuvenating, has no unpleasant side effects, and hugging is nothing less than a miracle drug. Hugging is all natural. It is organic, naturally sweet,no pesticides, no perservatives, no artificial ingrediants and 100 percent wholesome. Hugging is practically perfect. There are no batteries to wear out, no periodic check-ups, low energy consumption, hige energy yield, inflation-proof, non-fattening, no monthly payments, no insurance requirements, theft-proof, non-taxable, non-polluting and, of course, fully returnable. So what are you waiting for? Hug somebody!

Once In A Lifetime
Once in a lifetimethat someone comes alongyou dont see it comingit just happensthat one that feelsthe same as you.Its not just attractionbut you feel thatyou have known eachother in another time and placeyou can see it crystal cleartwas a time when others can notremember.. Another lifetime..the scenery is different.. the clothes are differentthe speach was differentbut the love was still therea love that has with stood the test of time over and over again..that love is the once in a life timelove that centuries can never part If you ever find that once in a lifetimelove.. embrace it and never let it go..for if you let it go you will never beable to truly love again..Hold on to your true love...

National Endowment For Your Mom!
I had two very interesting conversations this morning. One might still be going on as I'm typing this. Should be a good day. I need some sunshine. Everything is gold and red right now. There are few things that inspire me more than autumn sunlight. The sunsets set everything aflame and the sky just burns with reds and purples. And the blue skies are never more blue. It's like you can reach up and run your fingers along it. *start rant* "This is the first president that actually writes his own books since Teddy Roosevelt and arguably the first to write them really well since Lincoln. If you accept the premise, and I do, that the United States is the most powerful country in the world, then Barack Obama is the most powerful writer since Julius Caesar. That has to be good for American artists." -Rocco Landesman, Barack Obama's Chairman of the National Endowment for the Arts You, sir, are a fucking idiot. 1. Teddy Roosevelt would write circles around Barack Obama, and any oth

Just....love
First of all I want to apologize if this blog is gonna be too long or too boring at some point. I guess I just need to have a “talk” with this “paper” and then share my thoughts with you…my friends. Some of you are new, some are old…some of you are not even yet but you will be sooner or later. Is funny how words run through my mind but when I sit to write them down they all vanish like darkness at the break of the day. I always loved to dream … I suppose everyone does at some point, more or less. Lets say I dream more than more. I believed since I was a child in a forever lasting perfect love… and more than anything I believed I will find it. I believed in the purity people hold in their hearts and I believed that the truth is the best way to live my life… Years pass and looking back and knowing what I have become I realized that I kept strong my believes and more than anything I followed them. The purity in people&rs

Grrr Grr Grumble
These tears flow from my eyes As I say my goodbyes I forgot how it feels to cry from hurt Maybe Im just being curt? But this is how I feel You made this real Let you in and you stabbed me straight through the heart Yes we are seperated by distance but this stunt tore me apart I feel destroyed And yet again there is that stupid whole in my heart Maybe this was all ,to you, a game Maybe Im just another stupid dame You tell me Wait! How will I know its not another false guarantee?

None
"And when I vest my flashing sword And my hand takes hold in judgement I will take vengence upon mine enemies And I will repay those who hase me O Lord, raise me to they right hand And count me umoung Thy saints" "Whosoever shed last blood. By man shall his blood be shed. For immunity of God make he the man. Destroy all that which is evil, So that which is good may flourish. And I shall count thee amoung my favored sheep. And you shall have the protection of all the angels in Heaven." "Never shall innocent blood be shed. Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengful striking hammer of God."

Dropping Names
Yes, that's right. I'm dropping names. Kloverlyn was nice enough NOT to name any names in her blog, but I'm done being nice. I'm sick of stupid blond cunt trying to play the victim card. She has made some of the most insane accusations I have EVER heard of. She blamed boops for reporting Klover and that's an out and out lie. Boops would NEVER report Klover for the crap that stupid blond cunt was saying. She accused me of not being in the military, yet she wouldn't ever make the accusations to my face. She also accused me of hacking her fubar account, and hacking Klover's other account. She also stated that there was no way I could have been at Fitzsimmons Army Medical Center in 1995-1996 because she claims it was closed down in 1989. Bullshit. I don't know where she gets her information from, but Fitz did not close down until 1999, well AFTER I left. She did send me a backhanded apology and in her apology she attempted to lay the blame at someone else's feet. I do not tole

Video Blog : Fubar Salute How-to...plus More...
Check the blog below and to the left with a similar title...don't forget to rate , tell your friends and post your comments as always and please don't forget to rate it a 1, 3, 6, 10 or 11..:D

Best Features
PLEASE RATE THIS FOR ME! A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While he was there,an attractive young lady in a robe came out of her apartment next to the mailboxes. The guy smiled at the young woman, and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment. I hear someone coming." He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?' Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears." Astounded and a little hurt, she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day, and my butt is firm and solid

Japanese Sink The Adi Gil
Famed Catamaran is sinking in the Southern Ocean Six crewmembers Rescued by the Sea Shepherd Ship Bob Barker In an unprovoked attack captured on film, the Japanese security ship Shonan Maru No. 2 deliberately rammed and caused catastrophic damage to the Sea Shepherd catamaran Ady Gil. Six crew crewmembers, four from New Zealand, one from Australia, and one from the Netherlands were immediately rescued by the crew of the Sea Shepherd ship Bob Barker. None of the crew Ady Gil crew were injured. The Ady Gil is believed to be sinking and chances of salvage are very grim. According to eyewitness Captain Chuck Swift on the Bob Barker, the attack happened while the vessels were dead in the water. The Shonan Maru No. 2 suddenly started up and deliberately rammed the Ady Gil ripping eight feet of the bow of the vessel completely off. According to Captain Swift, the vessel does not look like it will be saved. “The Japanese whalers have now escalated this conflict very violently,”

Stripper Song
What Song Should You Strip To? Your Song Is Super Freak "That girl is pretty wild now The girl's a super freak The kind of girl you read about In new-wave magazine" Freaky? Yes. But you're also pretty darn funny. Click the link at the beginning and take the survey then post the results in here!

The Effin Mums And Drama
I remember when The mums useto be so much fun we useto all be chill and play fun games like caption that photo ,hotest mummer contest , sure there was bashing but it was funny and playful not bad like it is now making fun mums to make people smile and laugh not mums to piss other people off or to mock someone etcThere are a Few mum Bullys "The resident vultures" As people are telling me thier nickname is That start fight for no good reason with as many people as possible I dont know if its fun for them or not they seem to enjoy itLately Ive seen Almost every new person get ripped apart in mums and some old ones as well, everyone is fighting with everyone there was like 4 mocking mums yesterday aloneI seen people trying to make a 19 yr old girl crytrying make a ,A preggo 21yr old cry,ripped apart some chick cause she asked about a phone,the list goes on People are reporting any mum they can just to fuck with people so much that people are scared to post a mum with out marking it nsfw p

What Would You Do For 100 Million Fubucks?
I'm getting tired of the fu-owned BS on here! So I was thinking of giving some of my fu-bucks away soon! Some kind of contest! So put on your thinking caps all you pervs out there! What kind of contest should I do? 1) A NSFW Salute to me and Vampy 2) or something else? We'd really like to hear your thoughts on this one :)

A Little Devil
I have this wonderful friend. I know a lot of people don't like him and that's fine. Just understand that I do, a great deal. What to say about Johnnydevil. Me and him have had a rough past. We've both moved on and now we have a better friendship than we ever did. He tells it like it is and isn't afraid of what people will say. Sure he gets backlash, but most people do when they are being honest. There is always people that don't want to hear it. He's been wrong before and I've seen him say he was sorry, that takes a real adult. Now, I know this is short, and I probably could have said a lot more, but what else is there to say? He's honest, caring, and a wonderful friend. [If you aren't his friend or don't like him, please don't leave any rude comments on here. This is a place that I write about MY friends. If it bothers you that you are my friend and he is mine, then remove me. I don't ever choose sides and I never will. He hasn't told me to not be friends with someone becau

Yesterday - Leona Lewis
I just can't belive you're gone.Still waiting for morning to come.Wanna see if the sun will rise.In a way that you're by my side.We had so much in store.Tell me what is it I'm reaching for?When we're through, we'll be memories.I'll hold yesterday in my heart, in my heart.They can take tomorrow and the plans we made.They can take the music that we never played.All the broken dreams, take everything.Just take it away, but they can never have yesterday.They can take the future that we'll never know.They can take the places that we said we would go.All the broken dreams, take everything.Just take it away, but they can never have yesterday.You always chose to stay.I should be thankful for everyday.Heaven knows what the future holds.Or atleast how the story goes.They never believed 'til now.I know I'll see you again, I'm sure.No it's not selfish to ask for more.One more night, one more day.One more smile on your face.But they can't take yesterday.They can take tomorrow and the plans we made.

The Climb - Miley Cyrus
I can almost see it, that dream I'm dreaming.But, there's that voice inside my head saying.You'll never reach it.Every step I'm taking.Every move I make.Feels lost with no direction.My faith is shaken.But I, I gotta keep trying.I gotta keep my head held high.There's always gonna be another mountain.I'm always gonna wanna make it move.Always gonna be an uphill battle.Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose.Ain't about how fast I get there.Ain't about what's waiting on the other side.It's the climb.The struggles I'm facing, the chances I'm taking.Sometimes might knock me down.But, no I'm not breaking.I may not know it but these are the moments.That I'm gonna remember most.Just gotta keep going.And I, I gotta be strong.Just keep pushing on. Cause, there's always gonna be another mountain.I'm always gonna wanna make it move.Always gonna be an uphill battle.Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose.Ain't about how fast I get there.Ain't about what's waiting on the other side.It's the climb.There's always

He Pretty Much Saved Me
(To the love of my life) I have always had a negative outlook on life. I always felt like I didn't belong, and wasn't good enough. Always trying to please people in my life that didn't seem to care what I did. I was always trying to make relationships work with guys who just took me for granted. Even with family I didn't think I was good enough. Doing whatever I could to try to make everyone happy... but no matter how much I did it still wasn't enough. It took one person to change all of that. He may not be able to be with me right by my side right now but he has changed my life so much. He says he loves me just how I am and wouldn't change a thing. He tells me almost everyday that I'm beautiful. Its so nice hearing that after many years I just wanted to become something else... skinnier... taller... all what the media is trying to make us believe is beautiful. Finally someone who appreciates me how I am. Doesn't want to try to change me but if anything he wants to help me to become a

Fairest Maidens Revamped!
FIRST, LET ME BE PERFECTLY CLEAR. THIS IS NOT A "COLLECTION" OF WOMEN. ITS NOT ABOUT BEING ONE OF "MY WOMEN". THIS IS A FEATURE TO GIVE CREDIT TO GENUINELY DECENT WOMEN WHO OTHERWISE WOULDNT GET NOTICED. THIS IS NOT ABOUT POPULARITY. YOU CAN BE A NEWBIE AND STILL BE FEATURED. NOW HERE ARE THE REQUIREMENTS~ I WILL NOT BE DOING THE SELECTING. YOU WILL EITHER VOLUNTARILY NOMINATE YOURSELF OR A FRIEND CAN NOMINATE YOU YOU WILL NEED TO SELECT A PICTURE TO BE USED TO CREATE A "FAIREST MAIDEN" PICTURE (SEE MY FAIREST MAIDEN FOLDER) IF YOU ARE FEATURED YOU WILL GET PIMPED OUT YOU WILL NEED TO MESSAGE ME WITH SOME PERSONAL INFO ABOUT YOURSELF. ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH THE GENERAL FUBAR COMMUNITY VIA BLOG. IT'S THAT EASY! SO IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE FEAUTURED AS A FAIREST MAIDEN, DROP ME A LINE! I LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU!!

The Break In ... Update
Well I've thought long and hard about this and I've decided to let the chips fall where they may...I do not associate myself with these people and I think because they tried to scare me by breaking into my house and I haven't reacted has somewhat worried them...I'm hoping I've left them wondering or asking themselves, "What's she gonna do?" People like this will eventually get caught and get what they deserve..Im more upset that this person I've only known a year has turned into someone I'd never allow into my circle in the first place...and I'm somewhat pissed at myself for giving him the benefit of the doubt and helping him when he needed it. Because of this horrible thing I've lost a very dear friend who now wants nothing to do with me because he feels that i might be someone who attracts such drama...and that is simply not true. Yes I feel responsible for my mother getting hurt and for allowing this person to be in our home...had I known the evil person he was turning himself int

Numb
He can’t feel the pain The wounds have turned into scars the scares make his skin thick and numb to the pain This makes a man hard It makes him cold The world loses its taste Morality, civility is all irrelevant Can’t feel the pain, do not fit in The sweltering jungle calls his name, the mosquitoes miss his thick cold blood. The sky does not let rain pour; there is no reason to, he is not there. The ground begs for his sweat. The desert is empty without him; it needs him. The dust storms go unnoticed. The sun has no one to bake. The inches of shadows found under a large boulder goes wasted. He is no there. The cold misses his cold blood. The frigged air has no one to cut and cause blisters. His skin can’t be cracked. The snow can’t melt about him; it can’t blind him with the reflections off of its surface. The morning cold misses the sound of his bone snapping and his joints popping. He can’t feel the pain His wounds have turned int

A Better Relationship Through Communication Skills ......
Use the power of communication for you! Ask a couple what's the one thing they'd like to improve in their relationship and more often than not their answer will be communication. It seems the thing we take most for granted, our speech, is the one thing that has the power to build or destroy a relationship. If you find communication is an area you'd like to improve in your relationship, take a few moments and read over the following tips and ideas for a better relationship through communication. 1. Communication is a power - don't abuse it.As with any condition of power, the quickest way to ruin is by abusing it. Remember that your words have long lasting effects, even more so than you may realize. In the future, the reason why you were arguing or having difficulties may not be remembered, but the feelings and words you conveyed will be. If you feel yourself about to say something demeaning or unneccesary, stop yourself and don't say anything at all. Try other tactics like going out f

She's Truly Outrageous
A long time ago, in a land far, far away called the 80s.... I had a Jem doll. Poster girl for dissociative personality disorder Jem was one of those shows created around a line of toys (Hasbro) like GI Joe, The Transformers, and My Little Pony. The basic plot of the show involved Jerrica Benton, the main character, having a "secret" identity as a rockstar. By day, she owned a music company and a foster home for 13 orphaned girls. By different time of day, she was Jem of Jem and the Holograms, a rocker girl whose badassness could hardly be rivaled. The shows the band played were used to fund her good girl activities and she always foiled the attempts of bad girl rival bands like the Misfits out of stealing her thunder. Bad girls, seemingly, never win even in the world of animated bubblegum pop rock... Interlude:

Brooke
Today the sun rose,But it I did not see.Something more beautiful,In my eyes came to me.A smile that glows,More than the sun can shine.Now a friend to me,I hope for the rest of time.Brooke send me your smile,For today and now on.And I promise mine forever,Now our friendship has begun.

Aftermath (redux)
And just like that....poof...it's over. I levelled, which is cool because now I can start paying back all those pimpouts I've been getting. Thanks again to Ninja for giving me the Happy Hour, and my anonymous benefactor who put me up for it. Also thanks to Vixen and Misfit for the famplifier and boomerang. And thanks to everyone that rated, pimped, shared, etc. If you choose your friends well on this site, you reap the rewards of your good judgement. I have been very lucky in this respect. I have quite a few new ones to sort through. About me sections and blogs are what I look for first to see who's a keeper. Yes, even before NSFW. I already know there's a few. The rest will be quietly deleted at some point to carry on the illusion that I'm a nice guy. And best of all...no more blogs about Happy Hours!! And I can go back to being ignored by the other 59,800 people on this site that I am happy to be ignored by. Once more, thanks to everyone. It was an interesting da

Hurt
im not gonna lie. it hurts.and i dont know what i did to deserve it.and almost just wanna be done with it. i used to be there, but now after time passes, and im not here much, ive gone down. and yes, it hurts, cause ive been through a lot. but its fine, my ego has been crushed enough this month. and although you'll still be there,and i wont be, I'll still love you.But i can see now, where i stand, in all honesty.out of sight, out of mind. im not writting this for anyone to understand it. cause i dont want drama, and i dont want questions. i just wanted to put it out there.and it might not even have to do with FU, so dont assume,please.

#9
I said I had the world,And my hand was empty.It took a friends to help,And show my eyes what my heart could see. My world had left my hand,And flew right into my heart.It's where you have always belonged,Right at the start. Forever now I will keep you there,And make you smile everyday.As I should have been doing all along,For you in everyway. I am now humble before you,And hopefully deep in your heart.Never again does mine want to see,Our ever again apart.

Healthcare..so True
Dear Mr. President: During my shift in the Emergency Room last night, I had the pleasure of evaluating a patient whose smile revealed an expensive shiny gold tooth, whose body was adorned with a wide assortment of elaborate and costly tattoos, who wore a very expensive brand of tennis shoes and who chatted on a new cellular telephone equipped with a popular R&B ringtone. While glancing over her patient chart, I happened to notice that her payer status was listed as "Medicaid"! During my examination of her, the patient informed me that she smokes more than one pack of cigarettes every day, eats only at fast-food take-outs, and somehow still has money to buy pretzels and beer. And, you and our Congress expect me to pay for this woman's health care? I contend that our nation's "health care crisis" is not the result of a shortage of quality hospitals, doctors or nurses. Rather, it is the result of a "crisis of culture" a culture in which it is perfectly acceptable to spend money on luxuri

Xfstx Is Looking For New Members!! Do You Have What It Takes??
The purpose of the Fubar Street Team is to promote! Get the word our in any way you can! We want some more cool peeps on fubar! 1. Add the Fubar Street Team page as a friend: http://fubar.com/user/400 2. Contact a top family member to get the next steps: http://fubar.com/family.php? u=400 Or you can come into the FST lounge and talk to a staff member: http://fubar.com/lounge/74291 JOIN US TODAY!WE HAVE FUN! WE PROMOTE! WE HAVE A BLAST! WE GET MORE COOL MEMBERS TO JOIN FUBAR!

Geeker: Cam So Sexy!
So if this is the first time reading a blog of mine, just telling you straight-up that am a online nudist working from my desktop at home in San Francisco and a regular chat or webcam roulette whore for wanking my cock and seeing who else is doing the same. From the experience of my fetish have become a prolific blogger and webmaster of several 'webcam socials' for adults too. The second thing, is to add, a blog entry for reference from months ago about the importance of online friends as a honorable relationship. You know when my clothes are off and my cock is hard or my ass is showing on a webcam, and another person lingers around their computer looking and asking chat questions ... have made some really great friendships without all the baggage that being 'cloistered' in clothing on webcam weighs down the connection. It is a very vulnerable and beautiful thing, nudity and fully blossomed genitalia on webcams. Today, anonymously chatting the fuLette webcam interface, came across

Css3 Basic By Quest
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California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger (r) Thursday Signed Into Law A Bill That Decriminalizes The Possession Of Up To One Ounce Of Marijuana.
California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger (R) Thursday signed into law a bill that decriminalizes the possession of up to one ounce of marijuana. The bill reduces simple possession from a misdemeanor to an infraction.Currently, small-time pot possession is "semi-decriminalized" in California. There is no possible jail sentence and a maximum $100 fine. But because possession is a misdemeanor, people caught with pot are "arrested," even if that means only they are served a notice to appear, and they must appear before a court.That has happened to more than a half million Californians in the last decade, and more than 60,000 last year alone. Every one of them required a court appearance, complete with judge and prosecutor. That costs the cash-strapped state money it desperately needs.Under the bill signed today, SB 1449, by Sen. Mark Leno (D-San Francisco), pot possession will be treated like a traffic ticket. The fine will remain at $100, and there will be no arrest record.In a

=d
A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.Finally, the drunk replies: "No use knocking' mate, there's no paper in this one either."

Havent
Havent updated this one in a long time. Lets see, i got out of the Air Force and into the Army. The job I originally came in to do hasnt worked out, so I will be going to Virginia next week to train for my new job. I will be there til february. Other then that 7 years til I can retire.

Whore
That's what I'd love to be. A point whore that is...for some reason I felt the need to clarify that. I really want to buy a bling pack, but I can't. I need "an administrator" to verify my information. They are the ones losing money. So since I can't buy the 65 credit bling pack and share my love....could you all love on me? Pimp me out Buy me bling Rate my stuff Whatever...I'm sure you've all been here long enough to know the drill, lol Thanks! Love you, Friends

How Bi Sexual Men And Women Treat Each Other
With his persmission, here is how a bi woman shud b treated by a mature bi man. Wrtten to me Ginger 10/01/10 Morning baby, I just woke up in bed with two friends and had a nice little 3 way morning fuck, nothing better for breakfast than cum! If we were together I'd hold you on my lap while you fucked your little whorecunt. You're such a sexy little whore, i can't imagine all the dick and cunt we'd fuck together,. I love you baby, I want to take you to a grimey pornshop with gloryhole booths...we could lock ourselves in and turn on some nasty bi porn than suck all the cocks coming through those holes together, swapping and swallowing all that jizz... Then we could stand up, bending forward and kissing while total strangers abused our tight, hungry asses....I'd have my hands all over your sweet little titties...I dont care if they shoot their cum up your ass or pull their dicks out of your ass and let me suck them off....We're getting all that cum and sharing it...mmm fuck bab

Expedition
Freedoms Fire Burning Mighty Kingdoms Shall Rise Crystals Ships Have Returned Like Pawns On A Distant Shore There's A Cold Empty Place Inside Where You Know There's No End. Mighty Storm Mighty Storm Stirs From The Skies Above Like A Cold Chill Rushed Upon My Face Searching...For What Awaits Us . Set A Course For A New Shore For What Tomorrow Will Bring Plunging The Northern Seas Winds Fill The Sails As We Approach Another World ................ That Time Has Forgotten Me The Suns Blinds And Circles Me No Man Is An Island No Footsteps Have Walked These Shores Discoveries On A Virgin Soil Let The Expedition Begin,

Finding Mr.right
I am trying to find Mr.Right. Will i ever find him. I want a guy that is going to stay with me through the good times and the bad. I want someone that is going to love me for me. I want someone that is going to be honest,caring,respecful and romantic. someone that doesn't cheat,lie or take advantage of me. If you think that you fit this description message me on here

Rating My Pics....
For about a week now, I have been offering to pay people to rate all my pics.... I currently have around 350 pictures with about 30 being in a "Family Only" folder.... I understand that not everyone can rate those particular pictures and that is fine with me.... They will still get paid for rating all of the rest.... I am currently paying 140K which I believe is more than fair.... I ran into an issue this morning where someone said that they haven't been paid.... So, to avoid any further confusion or delay I have made a folder with screen shots of the payments.... This will not only protect me from having to double pay someone, it also proves to others who are rating my pics that they will indeed get paid.... Another issue that I have run into is people commenting on the pictures that all have been rated.... In my status it clearly states: "Paying 140K for rating all my pics.... PM me when you are done...." If people do not send me a Personal Message to my inbox I cannot guarantee paym

A Grandma's 'advice'
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Ok, as you all know I go to weight watchers... This week I busted my ass..walked the 5 k, landscaped the yard...I really, really have worked hard the past 2 weeks Last week I lost 3.8 pounds, so I was pumped for today *sigh* Sometimes I set myself up for a fall.... and SOMETIMES I lose 4 freakin pounds!! I lost almost 8 pounds in 2 weeks!!!!!!

Tens And Twos
Contrary to this post's title, the subject is not about Fubar's rating system. Fubar members have had a long-standing unwritten rule about always rating member profiles and photos a 10 or 11. (Officially, you may rate anything any number you want, but expect some pushback from members who like to get unreasonably upset and overreact if you hand them a 9.) This post is actually about people getting together -- who tends to attract whom, and how I use this theory to prevent myself from getting scammed. We already have this rating system in our minds: the most attractive and desirable of us get higher numbers on the scale, as referenced by such phrases as "she's a dime" or "he's a perfect 10." Those of us not blessed with supermodel looks fall closer to the lower end of the spectrum and are called "zeroes" or other unflattering terms. Be aware that, like every other rating system that is not governed by standards, these are all subjective; these are opinions with no factual basis. Howev

How John Wayne Saved The Ussmc
THO' HE NEVER SERVED IN UNIFORM, HE DID A HELL OF A JOB FOR OUR ARMED FORCES' MORALE AND NATIONAL PRIDE HOW JOHN WAYNE SAVED THE MARINES (GOD BLESS HIM!) Today is John Wayne’s 104th birthday. He was born on May 26, 1907 in Winterset, Iowa, as Marion Morrison, weighing 13 pounds. His birthplace is a museum. There is a guest book, opened to a page with the entry, in the entrant’s handwriting, Name: Ronald Reagan. Address: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington DC. To celebrate the birthday of a truly great American, let me tell you how John Wayne saved the Marine Corps. In theaftermath of World War II, the psychological letdown after years of war and bloodshed, the huge demobilization of servicemen, the desire to slash military spending, and the antipathy towards the military by left-wingers in the Democrat Party all combined in a call by a number of Senators and Congressmen to abolish the Marine Corps. In this, they were supported by the Doolittle Boar

Time To Select Your Dress With Your Unique And Impeccable Taste
It's finally here - your big day. The day you've been waiting for years, considering that you had been just a little girl. Cheap Plus Size Wedding Dresses whenever you had been young, you as well as your best pals would twirl arrond in your grandma's attic, attempting in your family's older wedding gowns. You'd perform bride and groom, and work out your big day to guarantee that when it finally arrived, you'd equally be prepared. Cheap Wedding Party Dresses You would attempt for the warm pink heels below the big whitened gown and inform yourself that someday, your prince would come. He'd get down on one knee and sweep you off your ft and request that you appear aside with him forever. Marriage could be the permanently promise, and once the big day arrives, it deserves a big dress. Now that you've finally been proposed to, it's time to select your dress. Cheap Mother of the Bride Dresses But what design will you choose? You've lengthy been lauded for the impeccable taste - at work, at

Deb's R/l Luvs & Marriages On Fubar.com
This is a real life story (mine) I have finally decided to write the book they been wanting me too with the big help from my publisher, I'm not a writer so this will be the short verzion but you will get the picture. I grew up on a farm and loved life to the fullest i started young having my own family i was a mother at 16 married at 18 life was great until one day when i was 23 my mother my best friend came up missing my world come crashing down and life as i knew it would never be the same, so i went on a personal mission to find my mom got her on americas most wanted well her story all the way to her pics on the side of nascars (Ruth Hoffman)full story on amw. But anyways i went out bought the best internet at the time and put her all over the net and i of course got divorced and remarried during this heartache, I stumbled across fubar.com and thought hmmm i wonder if i can put her face here but instead i found support for myself and so many people that cared and i met a man calle

Betty
Betty didn't ask to be born, she was just a victim of the greedy whims of a puppy mill, shipped with her littermates to a pet store. Shoved in a cage, underfed, not loved, just wanting to be taken care of. As with many puppies in this situation, she got sick. First a cold, then pneumonia. She came to the hospital, was cared for, given food when she was able to eat, lots of love and attention, but her poor lungs were scarred for good, she was declared "unfit for purchase" The pet store then "adopted" her out for a “small” fee to a loving couple who took her and another puppy "Teddy", who was also “unfit for purchase”. Their new owners came to the hospital as soon as they realized their 2 new babies needed help. Both stayed in the hospital, with bad coughs. Teddy got better every day, but poor Betty's lungs were too scarred. I would take Betty out of her cage, and bring her to see Teddy, saying…”look Betty your brother wants to say hello&rdqu

(how To) Speedup Firefox
(How To) Speedup Firefox™¹ Everyone knows Firefox is a graphical web browser developed by the Mozilla Corporation. Firefox started as a fork of the browser component (Navigator) of the Mozilla Application Suite. Firefox has since replaced the Mozilla Suite as the flagship product of the Mozilla project, stewarded by the Mozilla Foundation and a large community of external contributors and currently entering its 5th Stage of Development (Firefox 5). Mozilla Firefox is a cross-platform browser, providing support for various versions of Microsoft Windows, Mac OS X, and Linux. Although not officially released for certain operating systems, the freely available source code works for many other operating systems, including FreeBSD,OS/2, Solaris, SkyOS, BeOS and more recently, Windows x64 Edition Computers. This blog will better give members the following: Speed Up Their Firefox by 30% or More, Give Understanding Of Firefox's Preferences, Give Understanding of How to Create New Firefo

Money Money Money
MY dad is 55 and my dad girlfriend is 44 and her thank when my dad die she will get my dad home no she will not get my dad home me and my sister will get it my dad dad gave it to me and my sister it say that in my dad dad will but i hop she will not try to get my dad home i thank she is useing my dad for money.

Happy Birthday U.s.a.
we don't have to agree, get along, hell, we don't even have to like each other! but, we are firmly bonded by the foresight of franklin, jefferson, adams,et.al.. we are further bonded by the blood sacrifice of a country AT WAR with itself! maxico, spain, wwI and wwII, korea, vietnam, grenada, lebanon, the hostage crisis, panama, 9-11, afghanistan, iraq, pakistan, libya, and where ever else the country has deemed it necessary. i don't even have to like you, but i'd lay down my life for your freedoms! happy birthday U.S.A.! the greatest nation yet! and a heartfelt gratitude and debt to those who have served and to those that paid the ultimate price, thank you so very much.

A Little Midnight Rendezvous
So my friend just called me in the middle of the night...I was wondering what on earth she needed at 12.30am. She started off like 'are you at home?'. I thought she might need a lift home after a night of drinking or something but oh nooooo... SHE WANTED ME TO CATCH A SPIDER!I asked her if she was alone and she said her bf was there but he was about 3 times as scared as we were!To be fair...this spider was BIG! I dunno why I thought I'd be helpful cos this kinda spider I wake my mum up at 5am to catch.So we thought we would try the trap it in a glass method but it was on a wall and I couldn't reach./So we got the hairspray out and I sprayed it to make it move to a easier place for me to trap it.I sprayed it and it was movie which made me scream but I still carried on spraying and my friend's bf had run down the stairs nearly tripping over his own feet!Anyway the spider fell off and then it was like stuck in a corner...I didn't wanna pick it up cos the spider was really fat.Anyway m

Redneck Pics (repost)
Redneck boat Beer Belt, the perfect redneck gift Redneck pet carrier Grand Ma at the State Fair in her Daisy Dukes Redneck Funeral Redneck Motorcycle Camping Rednecks Redneck Horse Trailer Redneck Speed Trap Redneck School Bus Redneck Police Car Redneck Crismess Tree True dedication to the sport of racin' This one has a porch When you can't afford a truck to haul your ATV

It's 3 A.m. I Must Be Lonely!
WELL I'M SITTING HERE IN MY SILKY BOXERS WITH HEARTS ALL OVER THEM AFTER A LITTLE LIGHT READING, I JUST FINISHED THE ILLIAD AND STARTED ON THE ODYSSEY.AND I THOUGHT I'D BLOG SOME THINGS THAT COME TO MIND.IT'S 3 A.M. SO WHAT THE HELL. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN VISITING AT A FRIENDS HOUSE AND FELT THE NEED TO PICK A BOOGER AND TRY TO FLICK IT OFF YOUR FINGER WITH OUT ANY ONE NOTICING, BUT YOU CAN'T BECAUSE IT STUCK TO YOUR FINGER? SO YOU WAIT UNTIL THEY LEAVE THE ROOM SO YOU CAN THROW IT AWAY, BUT THEY WON'T LEAVE SO YOU HAVE TO TRY AND WIPE IT ON THE WALL WITHOUT THEM SEEING YOU. WHY DO WE PARK IN A DRIVE WAY AND YET WE DRIVE ON A PARK WAY? IF A TREE FALLS IN THE WOODS AND THERE'S NO ONE THERE TO HEAR IT DOES ANYONE GIVE A DAMN IF IT MAKES A SOUND? BOOBIES, NO THOUGHT THERE I JUST WANTED TO TYPE THAT WORD! IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD HOW MUCH WOOD WOULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK? POOP!, JUST ANOTHER WORD I WANTED TO TYPE IN HERE. HAVE YOU EVER TOUCHED YOURSELF AND PROMISED NOT TO TELL ANYONE? AN

My Own Poetry
Darkness is here and I don't understand, What will come of the world at hand? Death and destruction seems to be the plan For what can a mortal do to stave off deaths hand The gods have abandond their children to the abyss To drown in the fire of hopelessness and fear.

Special Message 4 All My Friends
> SPECIAL MESSAGE > > GOD WANTED ME TO TELL YOU > Everything that is going wrong in your life today shall be well with you > this year. No matter how much your enemies try this year, "they will > not" succeed. You have been destined to make it and you shall surely > achieve all your goals this year. For the remaining months of this year > (2006), all your agonies will be diverted and victory and prosperity > will be incoming in abundance. Today God has confirmed the end of your > sufferings sorrows and pains because HE that sits on the throne has > remembered you. He has taken away the hardships and given you JOY. He > will never let you down. > I knocked at heaven's door this morning, God asked me... My child! What > can I do for you? And I said, "Father, please protect and bless the > person reading this message"... God smiled and answered... Request > granted. > > If you believe this message, send it to seven persons and the one who > sent it to you. > By d

Morphing
Ok people... um... why are so many of you using morphing from one image to another? I thought we all agreed that morphing went out of style like 15 years ago. And when you use it on a tiny profile pic, with improper looping and no holds... it looks REALLY retarded. If you have your images morphing, you really need to cut it out. You look silly.

Rant #6: Chain-bulletins.
Umm, yeah... I know that about 85% of this site is made up with chain-letters of some kind. But don't you notice it's getting repeative and stupid now? I mean, seriously... You read some stupid bulletin and because of the "power of the bulletin" your balls are going to fall of or someshit. Like, wtf? You people who write this shit actually think this is intelligent or that these chain-letters hold some true power? You think mere letters on my LCD Monitor is going to make me jerk-off any less than before? Is it going to make me into one of the guys from an Axe commerical? Fuck no. Here's a chain-blog for you. You read this. Now, because you read it, you must tell everyone about it or your genitalia is going to turn into an animal's tool. And if you're a creater of a chain-bulletin, then you will magically find your keyboard broken in your ass. And if you truely believe that either one of those things is actually going to happen because I wrote it, you're an idiot. Chain-bulleti

Kink
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Jump In My Car
New Music Video From David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - "Jump In My Car" That's right, it's Hofficial... your favourite cult icon wants to take you home! The one and only David Hasselhoff of "Bay Watch" and "Knight Rider" fame returns with a cover of the1975 classic 'Jump In My Car' and its a doozy. Recorded in Sydney last year with the legendary Harry Vanda (AC/DC, The Angels), the Ted Mulry Gang tune has been re-vamped with full Hoff gusto and this music video promises to rock the socks off all his Hofficial fans. Watch it, enjoy it, share it on Google Video, courtesy of Sony BMG Australia.Want more? Buy the buy the track on iTunes Australia by clicking here:http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=155871591&s=143460

Untitled
Another poem I wrote a few years back.I hope you enjoy it. Maybe someone can help me with a title for it :) Always, Steven Lee Untitled At night I dream of you, Coming to be by my side. I see your silhouette at first; I watch your calm, quick glide. Vivid images; Pictures in my mind. My night's love, my passion; All in you I shall find. Once again, you'll whisper to me, "Hello, my dear. " Your touch eases me, Removing any fear. Your gaze meets mine; The warm look in your eyes, It melts my heart. From now on Nothing but blue skies! Tonight you romance me; Our bodies entwine. I enter; you gasp! Our souls combine. A touch here, a tickle there, It enthralls me; I am captivated. Our bodies move, the motion constant; My body's completely activated. Throughout the night Our passion flows, Coming together, My emotion grows. For you, in dreams, Oh, how I care. But when morning comes, I am left in despair. Anther night gone and passed

"train Of Thoughts" Part 2
This particular morning Eric awoke with some trepidation, for he was about to head for the office for the first time after his brand new promotion. It wasn't so much his new duties that were giving him fits of nerves. No, he pretty much had all the angles covered. In fact, this new office manager knew his job better than most of the existing office managers. It was a growing fear that he was about to be isolated. He knew what happened to employees when they reached the ranks of middle management. People who thought of you as a friend suddenly saw you as a superior, an adversary, a taskmaster. If you tried to maintain a friendly realtionship with those who you once shared comradeship, you were thought of as weak, and not worthy of thier respect. Those above you pressured you to drive staff members harder, squeeze more out of them. It wasnt the responsiblity Eric feared, it was being disliked. Making friends wasn't easy for him. He hated the idea of being shunned. The air was cold a

I'm Broke-dick
So here I sit, bored again as I have been for the last week. You see, last monday I had a little accident. While at work on an out of state site in R.I., a co-worker and I were unloading and ice bridge (see photos)from the truck. I had the side that we had already lowered to the ground, Mike had the side that was still up on the truck. When he tried to transfer it from over his head to his side, he dropped it. Instead of telling me, or even making a sound, he just let me find out the hard way. When his side hit, it rotated and jerked my side out of my hands; where it landed firmly across my right foot. That was at 9:30 a.m. After jumping around and swearing for about 5 min. I took off my boot to have a look. It didn't look that bad, just a welt acrosss the foot where it landed. So not thinking and more of it, I laced my boot up extra tight and went back to work. After working a full day I drove home. When I got home at about 4:30 I took off my boot again to see if it looked a

Awaken Your Magick
Warning: Before you read this please take note that magick should be taken seriously and not toyed with, and I will only post simple spells, no black magick, I will not be the aide to someone getting hurt!! To help you awaken your inner magick you can cast this easy spell. Start by gathering together the following items: * an empty notebook (you will call this your Magickal Diary) * and a blue pen Then, on the day or evening of the moon (Monday) take a bath or shower first to help cleanse and purify your aura and after you get dressed in some clean comfortable clothes, find a quiet place in your home where you can be undisturbed for at least half an hour and place the notebook and pen onto a table or a flat surface and sit down nearby. Close your eyes for a few moments while you take deep relaxing breaths and imagine that you feel and see a white light surrounding you and filling you with a feeling of peace and happiness. Next, open your eyes and then open

New Poem
well I think i finished this one. I dont normally ask for input but i feel theres something missing from it, but i cant put my finger on it. leave me a message and let me know what you think..... I personally dont think its one of my better ones but my mind is Mush! thankx and hope you like it! Dianne ~~~~~ Untitled~~~~~~~ If i told u i loved u .. what would u say? If i told u i couldnt live without u .. would u stay? i dont know how to tell you just what i want to say, i love you seems so simple and over used each day I know our time will come and we will both have to say what exactly we feel in our own special way I long to be in your arms and i long to hear you say What exactly is in you heart and why you feel that way.

To Rate 10 Or To Not Rate 10...what Is The Question?
Ok...I have seen some people rant and rave about how rude it is to rate someone other than a 10. I have even seen someone that put up a little picture to justify why anything other than a 10 is wrong. I have seen someone post under their pics "Rate 10's or Don't Rate At all!". I have seen people call other people haters because someone rated their picture other than a 10. (I am laughing right now as I type this because someone is going through my photos right now rating all of them 10's). Here is what The Mouthpiece has to say about all of that: WHAT FUCKING PLANET ARE WE ON TO BELIEVE OUR ASSES ARE THAT DAMN FINE THAT WE ARE ONLY A TEN?? WHO FUCKING DIED AND MADE OUR ASSES KINGS/QUEENS TO TELL SOMEONE THAT THEY CAN'T RATE US ANYTHING OTHER THAN A TEN??? PLEASE TELL ME WHO THE FUCK WE ARE?? (Clearing throat)Ok. With part of my shouting out of the way, lets dip a little bit into this subject. A rating of a 10 means that we are ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. That means we have no flaws. T

Bloody Mary
She lived deep in the forest in a tiny cottage and sold herbal remedies for a living. Folks living in the town nearby called her Bloody Mary, and said she was a witch. None dared cross the old crone for fear that their cows would go dry, their food-stores rot away before winter, their children take sick of fever, or any number of terrible things that an angry witch could do to her neighbors. Then the little girls in the village began to disappear, one by one. No one could find out where they had gone. Grief-stricken families searched the woods, the local buildings, and all the houses and barns, but there was no sign of the missing girls. A few brave souls even went to Bloody Mary's home in the woods to see if the witch had taken the girls, but she denied any knowledge of the disappearances. Still, it was noted that her haggard appearance had changed. She looked younger, more attractive. The neighbors were suspicious, but they could find no proof that the witch had taken their young

The Bee
There's a husband and wife at a nude beach and there lying in the sun nude. All of a sudden this bee flies up into the girls you know what... The guy covers up his wife and takes her directly to the doctor. The doctor inspects the girls vagina and says to the girl "The bee is pretty far up there, our only chance of getting him out is if your husband smears honey on to the tip of his penis and procedes to have intercourse with you. The husband decides to give it a try. He smears on the honey but he cant get hard because he is just so worried about his wife. The doctor says "I wouldn't mind giving it a try if neither of you object." The couple agrees to let the doctor to this and he procedes to smear the honey on to the tip of his dick and then he started screwing the girl. He's screwing her for about 3 minutes and the husband gets the idea that he's enjoying himself. So the husband finally steps up and says "Ok you've been having sex for a while now. Whats going on? Is t

Have You Ever?
Have you ever been so mad you didn't know how to react? I'm not going into details, but the last few days I've wanted to kill people. I know most of my anger has been misdirected in the first place, I am ready to go home, and have a week left, and it is frustrating as hell. I feel like I am not a part of my family anymore, don't get me wrong, I know I am, but being away from them for so long hurts bad. Before I took this job I was working twelve to thirteen hour nights, so I barely saw my family at all. I saw my oldest two pretty much on the weekends only, I got home from work and went to bed before they were awake for school, and I left for work before they got home. I saw my youngest two for about an hour maybe two everyday, and the same with my wife. I took this new job, which I love by the way, but one and a half weeks after I started, I was sent to Japan for five weeks. And when I go home, I will be home for four days, then I go to Texas for eight more days, then I am home for a w

Str8 Guys
I have serious issues with str8 guys who come on to a public site, create a public profile and then get all bent out of shape cause your "gay" and you "looked" at their page....LOL......"MOM, HE LOOKED AT ME!" Ok, I'm done ranting....

The Love Of A Child
well in response to my last blog on child abuse, i must give big hugs to someone here on LC or whatever we are calling it today. lmao. rayne has the biggest heart. to take a child and raise it as your own. i have so much love and respect for this. so many people hurt their own children and this man rescues a child and is loving him as his own child, which he is. this man will no doubt be piad back for this gift so many times over by this wonderful child. if you don't know him please give him some love. he is so incredible to do this for someone elses child. you rock!~

Join Me In Death
"Join Me In Death" Baby join me in death Baby join me in death Baby join me in death We are so young our lives have just begun but already we're considering escape from this world and we've waited for so long for this moment to come we're so anxious to be together together in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death Won't you die Baby join me in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death This world is a cruel place and we're here only to lose so before life tears us apart let death bless me with you Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death Won't you die Baby join me in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death this life ain't worth living this life ain't worth living this life ain't worth living this life ain't worth living Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death Won't you die Baby join me in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death Baby

So Many Sleepless Nights
Many of nights i've laid in my bed extremely awake. Wondering which decision out of many I should take. There is a Devil's Pitchfork in the road and I'm fucked, no matter which path I take. I feel like the world just took a shit and it all landed on my plate. I'll just put it out there, I'm ready to slit this chicks throat. I know that is a harsh thing to say, but I'm at the end of my rope. Do I leave her behind or do I stay and just cope. It sounds so easy to run, but I'm constantly thinking of my son. He's my pride, he's my joy, If you ask me who I love HE is the only one. I couldn't imagine going one day without hearing him say dadadada or seeing his smile. I just need to put space between me and his mother, something like 3000 miles. I don't know what to do!!!! Any advice? Anyone on here a Hitman? That would be nice. I'd pay anything to put an end to my Many Sleepless Nights.

Don't Laugh
at me fucked up accent but I found something I did a while back on a site that you can leave voice messages at etc so did a wee spiel about the Scarybird stuff and where it all came from as i am crap at explaining in writing, anyway feel free to leave voice message questions, as you can probably hear I laugh quite a lot. Me blethering on about the history of the League of Scarybirds

I Told You!!
You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three. James Bond, Agent 00788%Captain Jack Sparrow88%Batman, the Dark Knight83%Lara Croft79%The Amazing Spider-Man75%Neo, the "One"71%The Terminator67%El Zorro67%William Wallace63%Maximus

Fractured
knew i would fall if i tried so i held back for a while you pushed me so hard, i had to go i tried to be strong, then i failed i would like to say this just in case you didn't know well your soul is fractured i know what it's like as well i have sold my soul i traded it for hollow gold

Just A Quickie
Well....I've been here for about a week now. This site is a shitload better than myspace! Have, of course, met some people I otherwise would not have met. Not quite sure what is up with the peeps on my friends list tho. Have visited all of them, and dropped them a 10 on their profile, but obviously, it hasn't been returned. WTF???? lol Oh well...guess some of you are there are just looking for a shitload of cherry points. So....I'm here to meet some fellow nascar fans, some music fans and whatever else you all are into that I may find interesting. I try and sent my friends at least one comment a week, I work long hours during the week and don't have much time for anything else. So...that's about it. Get your asses on my page and drop me some love!!!! Till then! Ciao! T

Bisexual
You are 90% Bisexual You are very bisexual. The choice between guys and girls is often agonizing for you because you really don’t have a preference. But you always double up your chances every night for getting laid. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Asnews.net Podcast 57 On Cherrytap.com
THIS WEEK: One of the top riders out of the Midwest with a long track record with RRD, Nick Bowers is the new North American distributor for the Italian Company and joins us this week to talk about it's 2007 Product Line. With 8 new boards and 5 new kites lined up, Nick is ready to answer any questions you might have and explain what gear works best for what kinds of riders, skill level, and riding conditions. Got a question for Nick about RRD new 07 products or the kiting scene in the Midwest? Get your questions answered REAL TIME during ASNews.net's live interview this Thursday. Interactively participate by logging into The Kiteboarder Lounge at www.CherryTap.com. When: This Thursday November 9, 2006 Time: 6pm PST, 8pm Central, 9pm EST Place: http://cherrytap.com/lounge.php|=1293 (new URL, please change your bookmark) If you can't make the broadcast, post your questions here by 5p PST, the day of the show (every Thursday). We will collect all your questions, and you can

I Am Not A Soldier But.....
This isnt ment to be a poem or a prayer or anything like that, just my thoughts about all the military and how much they mean to me. I hope you like it but if not that ok too this is how I feel and how much I am devoted to our troops. I am not a soldier and I have not been trained by any Military but I am not afraid to pick up a rifel and fight with those who have.I have never had to kill anyone, but I will if I have to to help those that kill for our freedom.I am not afraid to do what is needed to help and support those that fight to protect me and my family. I lost my chance to join those the protect us, and I regret it every day! But my heart is still with all of you and I will do what I can for you. When your days are hard and long, know that I am there with you. When you fall I will give you my hand and pull you up. If you cant walk I will carry you. If your hungry I will feed you. I am there not in bodie but in thoughts. I pray for your safety and that you may return to you

Philosophy...
Stephen Foster Beautiful Dreamer Beautiful dreamer, wake unto me, Starlight and dewdrops are waiting for thee; Sounds of the rude world heard in the day, Lull'd by the moonlight have all pass'd away! Beautiful dreamer, queen of my song, List while I woo thee with soft melody; Gone are the cares of life's busy throng. Beautiful dreamer, awake unto me! Beautiful dreamer, awake unto me! Beautiful dreamer, out on the sea, Mermaids are chaunting the wild lorelie; Over the streamlet vapors are borne, Waiting to fade at the bright coming morn. Beautiful dreamer, beam on my heart, E'en as the morn on the streamlet and sea; Then will all clouds of sorrow depart, Beautiful dreamer, awake unto me!

Smart Mobs
For more info and links from the text below click on Smart Mob - Wikipedia Smart mob From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia The smart mob is a concept introduced by Howard Rheingold in his book Smart Mobs: The Next Social Revolution. According to Rheingold, smart mobs are an indication of the evolving communication technologies that will empower the people. These growing technologies include the Internet, computer-mediated communication such as Internet Relay Chat, and wireless devices like mobile phones and personal digital assistants. Methodologies like peer to peer networks and pervasive computing are also changing the ways in which people organize and share information. A smart mob is a group that, contrary to the usual connotations of a mob, behaves intelligently or efficiently because of its exponentially increasing network links. This network enables people to connect to information and others, allowing a form of social coordination. Parallels are made to, for in

Lots Of Requests.....
ok! lots of requests for.....racier pics. well,i just got here, so i would like to get to know folks a little better first. but i will take a littel poll... what kind of pics would you like to see? let me know and keep checking back...

Sorry Ass Peeps 1 A Compilation..lol...
I'm just curious as to why some peeps think they are getting over on others. I work with some shady ass mofos....These people will tell you that they're to qualified to do something "menial" but yet they're always asking you how to do something, where does this go, what is this material, etc. I've come to realize that for some reason no one has put peeps like this in check before...When you do so it's like a shock to the system and they run around fucking up even more. In particular, these 2 cats i work with are lowdown...Some shady underhanded things get done by them and they'll swear up and down they didn't do it. If you fuck up, what's the harm in saying hey, I fucked up? If you're an adult, you can admit your fuck ups. Why sit there and swear up and down you didn't do this or that when you know good and well it was you. Everyone else knows you did it because it wasn't the other peeps on the team.... Its crazy to think that you're that much of an accomplished liar th

Flag This...
This was apparently marked by the Cherry gods as NSFW. Umm... Pardon, but what part of the NSFW policy does this violate? It's a close-up shot but not my primary. It's not nudity. So it's my breasts. Big deal. People like them so I took a picture of them. People like my eyes, too... if I post a close-up of them, will it also be flagged? Whatever.

My Love
I no longer quite feel this way. I found myself all on my own, lol. Now that I’ve found myself maybe I’ll find her. Maybe I already have found her… My Love My words grope through the darkness for you… Who are you? Where are you? I can no longer see myself. I don’t recognize my surroundings. Everything has become so strange… I have become so dark. Oh so dark like a black star. So dark, I, it darkens all it shines over. Yes! Just like a collapsed star. A black hole, not any light can escape! I am lost, maybe hopelessly so, as if trapped in this awful singularity. I am more than hiding behind the cloak. I have become the dark cloak itself! All dark on the outside and hollow on the inside… Who are you my love? Where are you my love? Please let us find each other soon before I have lost all that I once was… ~Lorenzo the ModernDaVinci

Holiday
Its only: Created by Crazyprofile.com So can't wait like a kid in a candy shop. There is 8 of us going the other 7 are student nurses (2007 will be there graduation year). I'm not but they are making me an hounary naught nurse for the holiday. YEAH!!!

I Dont Get It...
someone very very close to me decided to eat a few bottles of pills and all while i was at work and they were at home. i am crushed. they did not die, but they are sitting in a psyche ward somewhere that no one has the information to give me cos i am not "family". bullshit! i am the only family this person has here. its hurts deep inside that they didnt feel they could come talk to me. hell this person stayed 4 nights at my house last week and had thanksgiving with my family and me. i didnt even know it happend till 24 hrs after he was carted to the hospital. now i have to wait untill the hospital decides to release to know if they are ok or to hear anything. i cant function right. everything i eat tastes like cardboard. i feel useless and i dont know what to do . now because i am bi-polar ppl are here and wont leave me alone. they say i need to be around ppl so i dont go off and do something "stupid". yea i am so upset someone else treied to off themself that i am going to go do it. t

Had To Put Dog To Sleep.
Was hard day today. Pretty messed up. Had to put down my dog Britty. She was blind and deaf and could no longer stand up or eat. Everyone told me it is for her own good and she was suffering so. It still sucks. Im not ok. Had her fot 14 years. She went eevrywhere with me. Loved the ocean, steaks, turkey dinners, pizza. And birds. She was a bird dog, could point birds when hunting. She will be missed. So anyways,. Im sad and this is stupid. But needed to vent. If anyone reads, thanks.

Come Vote For Me :)
So I entered another contest...I know, goodie for me...lol. My hubby thought I should enter...he said I look HOT for a woman whose had 2 kids :) I hope all my friends think so too and come vote for me :) You can click on the pic above or below and it will take you right to the page...please rate the pic and you can comment as many times as you want...so please go vote and rate and comment bomb the hell out of me :) Thanks!!!

My Night Out.....
Ok so I went out to the strip club for the first time last night. Today I feel a lot like death. My stomach is in revolt and I think my hair actually hurts. Each tap of the keys on here pretty much feels like a drum in my head but I think I'm starting to recover some. I've had enough people ask me how last night went though that I figure since I've gotten to where I can actually lift my head a little I'd share my experience. First I have to say I did expect a strip club to have better looking women. I guess I found a bad one but then I had been told that all of them here in this town pretty much suck. Most of the women didn't have bodies to write home about thats for sure. The two who did have really awesome bodies were kinda scary looking when you got close enough to look them in the eye. But what the hell I still had a good time. I got my tit grabbed by a cute little black chick and I think I found the worlds softest skin on a blond chick with a nice set of fake tits wh

Normally I Wouldn't Do This
I am a Dissabled American Veteran... in a wheelchair... the VA has said since i am not 100% dissabled they will not get me a wheelchair lift for my van... i am 90% dissabled anyone have any ideas on how to help get an internal lift for my van... i presently have to rely on others to help get me in and out of the van which means i can't go places alone... i make too much to get help from others... please help a veteran.... drop me a messege on here please.... sorry to ask

Who Am I
People often wonder what is behind the picture and the words. What rolls through this mind and what does my heart feel. First of all i'm a gentleman so don't look for NSFW pictures or comments from me. I treat people with respect and honor. I see the good in eveyone and am never rude. Don't take that as an invitation to do me wrong for I do have a temper. Anyone who knows me from yahoo 360 knows I have very strong opinions concerning Iraq and the man who stole the white house in 2000. Dragon is a name i've held for a long time and likely always will. I have an 18 year old son currewntly in college. He is the one great thing to come out of a 10 year marriage that was mainly a mess. I am by no means perfect and part of the mess was my doing. I am very open and honest and will answer questions if you ask but don't expect me to just open up

I Dyed Me Hair Again
So like I dyed my hair again..Its not blue no more its all one color....ITs bright blonde like really bright blonde with to red stricks on the top becuz the red was from when i mixed it with my blue but it looks really cool...lol...pics will be coming soon thought you guys would want to know oh and it brings out my eyes really good

Haha
"God is dead." ~ Friederich Nietzsche "Nietzsche is dead." ~ God "Yeah, real mature, God." ~ Nietzsche "I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you." ~ God "Well then you're an awesome and cool philosopher who gets all the ladies. Nyah." ~ Nietzsche "Oh, that doesn't count." ~ God "Hey, don't call it if you can't stand the fact that I found a loophole." ~ Nietzsche "It's not a loophole, it's retarded." ~ God "If I had a gun I'd shoot you." ~ Nietzsche "Too bad I have a bulletproof vest" ~ God "Yeah well my bullets go through bullet proof vests." ~ Nietzsche "Nuh-uh, my vests made of titanium and nothing goes through titanium." ~ God "Well then I'd shoot you with a laser that melts the titanium and then kills you." ~ Nietzsche "No way, this is special unmeltable titanium, you can't melt it." ~ God "Yes I can, my laser has infrared, and like, ultraviolet light combined that melts even unmeltable titanium." ~ Nietzsc

Why Are People Like This???/
yeah, im whining or whatever, but honestly people read what i originally asked and then the response i got!!!!! why are people like this????? im not the one that wuz rude or did anything wrong... EoJo Guess whooooosss Baaaaaaacckkkkkkk!!!!@ CherryTAP BITCH EAT YOUR OWN FUCKIN SHIT AND GET SOME FUCKIN BALLS I ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION, HONESTLEY AND IF YOU DONT LIKE ME BEING HONEST THEN REMOVE ME FROM YOUR LIST. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU EVER TALK TO ME ANYWAY. i HAVE A TOTAL OF 275 FRIENDS, AND 17 FANS NON OF WHICH EVER WRITE ME OR TALK TO ME OR ANYTHING ELSE. SO FUCK YOU YOUR THOUGHTS YOUR FEELINGS EAT PENGUIN SHIT YOU ASS SPEELUNKER. PEACE OUT BITCH!!!!! OH YEAH NO NEED FOR A RESPONSE... === 'army princess' spewed forth the following at '2006-12-30 23:53:13'.. > > i did read it... after the fact that u rated it a damn 1... i just asked a damn question... i could give a fuck less bout my "precious rating" as u put it... i wuz just askin... u have fuckin issues! be my guest and do a

Part 23
She turns to Dave grabs his head and thrust it into his portion. He waist no time in biting down. When he burst free she pleads, “More .” Thomas approaches from where he was sharpening his knives with a wet stone. He brings a hat to her and she draws 18. Both he and Shannon search for the number. She turns over and the 18 is on her butt. She holds my hand as Thomas retrieves a knife. He holds it before the audience much like a Vegas magician would. Holding a piece of paper by its corner he slices through it with easily. The crowd gasp with astonishment. He walks over to Shannon’s butt and lays the cold steel giving her a chill. He scratches the knifepoint down her back, raising everyone's fear. Holding the sharp edge against the stenciled line he pierces her skin, as the crowd flinches expecting a scream. Instead she wails in delight. The fillet is served on a plate to the woman with an 18. All at her table examines and pinches a tease. The crowd applauses in amusemen

Hee Hee
OmGOmG LOOK!!! **jumps up and down like a two cent corner hoe riding her buyer for some bread money** I made a FRICKIN BLOG!!! Frick on a stick on a brick with a dick I have a blog.... so now I get to write about all my boring shit that you worthless fuckheads care absoloutely NOTHING about!! Well my first thought of the say is "I love percocet" my second though of the day is "bitch ur lucky i had a first thought" anywho.... show me some luv.. rate my pics comment and give me cherry points.... i'll return the favor... mind you the ONLY favor I'll return **wink wink**

Earthquake Cake
1 box German chocolate cake mix 1 c nuts 1 8 oz cream cheese 1 c coconut 1 stick margarine 1 box confectionary sugar Prepare 11x5 cake pan. Sprinkle nuts and coconut in bottom of pan. Mix cake mix according to directions. Pour over nuts. Melt margarine, add cream cheese and stir until melted. Add confectionary sugar. Pour over batter. Bake at 350 for 40-45 mins. This is a sweet lovers dream....you cannot eat this in large amounts without risk of sugar shock!!!! Eat with caution!!! LOL enjoy it is the best......may be good following the Enchilada Casserole!!!

Head Injury Update!
I have a week to go until I find out if I have to have the op on my head. Hate feeling like shit not knowing if I'm getting better or worse! Hate the fact that one min I feel on top of the world (okay so thats a little ott lol) and the next I feel so ill. Hate waking up each day and not feeling like me. Hate forgetting how 2 walk! Hate hurting myself because I am not in control of my senses! Hate not looking like the normal me Hate the way it effects my mood Hate the fact that it makes me cry Hate the fact that it makes me stressed Hate the fact that I have 2 ask my boyfriend or my mum to do most things for me Hate the thought of a shaved head and a scar if I have the op Hate the fact that a stupid woman knocked me flying in a shop and made me worse Hate the fact that I've been told it will take me weeks 2 get better even if I don't have a op! Hate the fact that not many will read this as they don't really give a shit Hate the fact that I'm

Fresh Meat Here
Hi Everyone! I'm new here so please be patient with me while I figure all this out. I would love to have lots of friends here so drop me a line and I will do my best to add you. I hope everyone is staying safe & warm! XOXOXOXO Kitten

Monday 1.29.07
I have a very busy day today... some online testing for my job, and laundry, and house cleaning. I will be popping in off and on during the day to check my messages here. So...if I don't respond to a shout or a message it is because I am away from the PC. Oh... and I will be writing chapter 3 to my erotic ebook also. I love writing it... makes me so wet. I have already had some new friends who showed me that they do not read profiles or FAQ lists. I edited my profile with a statement at the top of the profile stating READ MY FAQ LIST BEFORE ASKING ME QUESTIONS. I hate to repeat the answer to the same questions day after day for years. That is why I created the FAQ list so many of the questions you may have is answered there for you.

The Boy And Girl Using The Atm Machine
How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM. 1. Park the car 2. Go to ATM Machine 3. Insert card 4. Enter PIN 5. Take money out 6. Take ATM Card out 7. Drive away How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM 1. Park the car 2. Check makeup 3. Turn off engine 4. Check makeup 5. Go to ATM 6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse 7. Insert card 8. Hit Cancel 9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it 10. Insert card 11. Enter PIN 12. Take cash 13. Go to car 14. Check makeup 15. Start car 16. Stop car 17. Run back to ATM 18. Take ATM card 19. Back to car 20. Check makeup 21. Start car 22. Check makeup 23. Drive for 1/2 mile 24. Release handbrake

Poof
POOF BE GONE YOUR BREATH IS SO STRONG WAIT COME BACK I FOUND A TIC TAC NOT A TIC NOT A TAC BUT THE WHOLE DAMN PACK I DONT MEAN TO BE MEAN BUT YOU NEED SOME LISTERINE NOT A SIP NOT A SWALLOW BUT THAT WHOLE DAMN BOTTLE LMAO I HAD TOO

I Thought !!!
I thought of ways to tell you , all the love I have for you, I thought of words and jewels, perhaps a rose or two, I thought of all the ways to tell you... Then it dawned on me, the best way to tell you that I LOVE YOU, was to show you everyday, so I'll show you that I LOVE YOU, by standing right by your side, through all the daily trials...

Im Sorry
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect Not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough To "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry That I open your car door, And pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough To be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; Not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account To buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home Cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just fuck you Like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, But never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, But when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, But

A Sign?
so no joke ive been on this diet for about a week now, i actually had a picture of ana nicole smith on my miror one with a picture of her before she lost all her weight and after to keep me motivated if she can do it i can too, but i was in shock when i heard what happened this morning and i found another article on her big diet today and it says on top of the diet pills she was taking she was also taking colon cleanse laxitives daily, thats just not good

Unexpected Rainstorm {erotic Story}
An Unexpected Rainstorm © 2003 – PennWritre The dark haze overwhelmed the dusty sky, filling the void with gray clouds. A slight thunder roared in the distance, but they kept on walking down park road, holding each other close in the damp air, their arms entwined with each others. Suddenly she felt a damp drop on her forehead and she looked up unconsciously, feeling more drops splatter on her cheeks and hair. He pulled her closer, sheltering her within the warmth of his body, as more and more drops of rain fell upon them, soaking their hair and dripping down their faces. She buried her face in his neck, breathing in his scent combined with the fresh wetness of the rain, as the rain fell down harder and harder. She felt the rain splatter in her hair and roll off the ends, dripping down to her clothes. She shivered slightly and cuddled in closer towards him, although his own clothes and hair were soaking as well. Slowly, he lifted her chin up towards him, sheltering her face from