1. You don't have to curl up to a hairy ass every night.
2. Same work - more pay.
3. You don't care if nobody notices your new haircut.
4. Foreplay is optional.
5. Nobody wonders if you swallow.
6. Your orgasms are real.
7. Porn movies are designed for you.
8. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
9. Car mechanics always tell you the truth.
10. You can be a genius - when you're plugged into your wife.
HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD LAUGH!
